Johnny Bravo Goes to Bollywood (2011) - full transcript

Five minutes ago, the
entertainment program.

So now if you're watching it, you're
already living in the past, right?

Let's meet tonight on entertainment.

Five minutes ago, we asked the question,
whatever happened to Johnny Bravo?

What kind of question is that?

I'm Ryan here, a man live
in the gram from one.

These man, I love Mac.

It'll be socialite.

I want to be, why did
they keep saying wannabe

to want to be TV hosts?

This was sobbing.



The writers are trying to
say I'm hot in Japanese.

Learn to read man.

And tonight we answer who cares?

Bobby good-looking son, star of sparkle.

Vampire in love.

Jeez.

James.

Where's my deep fried peanut butter
sandwich, pizza burger, and my

deep fried milkshake to wash it.

Now, did you see, they bumped my spot
for someone frequently over black.

What are they trying to say?

But all chicks dig a
skinny dudes with feelings.

All I know, it's not your fault
that my superstardom somehow

got sucked into a black hole.



What's up holler, whatnot days.

When did Buffett pretty good way
to one and pay state parks for

the yellow, some due to the world.

I even made that

dish tape that I posted on
the internet in Canada race.

My little buddy, I got shot.

You don't have to watch that thing again.

And again,

after all the hotness
I've brought to the war.

You'd think the world would
want to give something back.

Hollywood is dead long.

Live Bali won.

The Indian film industry is where it's
a place where stars are worshiped like

gods and the women are so gorgeous.

They make Hollywood actresses look like
something that a bugger with a hair in

Bollywood.

Huh?

Oh man.

That's got Bravo written all over it.

Cause you know, they both begin
with a letter, James packer things.

We're going to go make us some
Indian movies and bandana.

Oh, the Indians are going to love.

I mean, you're writing.

A letter from Johnny, Johnny wrote
a whole letter using the alphabet.

Dear mama, if you are reading, this
means that I'm dead spot, Johnny

dead keen on becoming the
biggest star in Bollywood.

Indiana.

Love Johnny.

Did he say India?

I told Jesus a direct flight in 72 hours,
five stopovers, four different countries.

Oh, well I guess coach
class beads, air class.

my new buddy is quite the
excellent treat such gracefulness.

I am like the space.

Hulu flying lizard.

Prepare for me to insert my bin
in your ear and make you my life.

Mamma.

The sky has the worst actor since, since
the guy from a real movie that is sick.

He is Bollywood's biggest star, bad guy.

That's my competition.

All this fame thing just got way too easy.

Johnny B M a house who loves me.

And I want answers Indiana.

When I see cows Indians,
not so many Calvin,

no.

We want to be superstars
approach at your own peril jeans.

You go first and be my.

Good afternoon.

Sorry.

Welcome to Bollywood studios please.

Good afternoon, sir.

Welcome to Bollywood studios.

Now, please get out.

Sorry.

No bamboo was pops.

I've got a date with destiny and if
I play my cards, right, and maybe her

younger cuter sister, you don't want
to stay at your old, you cannot come

charging him like a bull at the gate or?

Yeah, who's gonna stop
me the bull at the gate.

Gals up.

Damn, this cat's McGinn dog, man.

Now shooting Ben Deanna Jaya
Holmes and the last crystal head

bone of a doom golden monkey.

Indiana's biggest star model for it.

Look at my gobs hair.

You call that a co-op

suddenly laying it in consequential.

It is gee Bollywood's biggest star.

Please accept.

These skies is compensation for
the possible permanent loss of your

job.

Good morning, Mr.

G, you heard looking back,
particularly started liking handsome.

Remember, how could I forget
when I come to your head?

When I leave your dead?

When I'm on the red carpet, who
should I see now for the 10th time?

I'm a self-indulgent mega who just
wants to be loved and adored from afar.

They had a real job, huh?

Wow.

It looks like I got to do what
any good looking after with no

connections needs to do get a job
as a waiter and get discovered by

someone with an eye for super hotness

goofy look, a little lady is
I'm just trying to figure out

a way to get a job as a waiter.

So I can be discovered as a Bollywood.

Sure tongue, Missy, you talk to
your mama with hat and mouth.

Who's on the whatnot.

Oh, man, man, last holler or no loss.

See now

make it that beat.

Time is money.

We are losing light here.

Hot dog.

That's gotta be a genuine
Bollywood director and producer.

All I've got to do is get them
to see my face on in some star.

Now I've got this one

pops up coming through, namely me.

Beautiful.

Quiet.

Thank you.

See, I am hot.

Aren't I.

Not sure Paul is going to steal
my short time to use my head.

Hey,

now what you need is
some of that last email.

Let's give it up for Johnny.

I will clean up your mess

by the look of you.

You want something tired and boring?

Hold the talent.

Actually, I like to see the
specialist because I can't see

anything special in front of me.

Well, forget that I had
the soup of the day.

Nice and hot and banks.

You'll ask for it.

Missile fix has little red wagon.

I'll

tell you.

I keep getting this strange feeling.

Someone wants to do me a home nonsense who
would ever wish harm on such a handsome.

I got some temples on the question, huh?

You thought I was kidding.

You thought it was wrong?

I don't want to die early.

What I need is

to the eye, to the member.

G Y I can spend get your 10.

Let me see me on the street.

And they know, I mean, all I have to do is

the, baby's a bone.

They already know my name.

I'm not Bonnie.

So friendly quippy, whatever way you
greet me by this is just look at my God.

I'm a mega minute.

sometimes I think jiggy
doesn't treat us with respect.

Sometimes.

I think Judy doesn't even like, yes.

Sometimes I wonder if my smile
is prettier than my hair.

Do you ever think about anything
besides, you know, my smile

and my hair equally pretty.

You really want to be a Bollywood
hunk and not jiggy off his

bed, but your Mendez, I do.

Here's the deal.

We give you the secret to jiggy
star power and help you achieve.

You will make me your agent
and she, but you do say that

two heads are better than one.

And this case I made one,
two more than two ladies.

You got yourself a deal.

So what's the big.

Wow,

how can he be?

He's reading my mind.

There is only one ticket, but you can
almost be like, you can, two points.

If there's one of the, we
had a house to have them

rip off.

So when you say rip off is not a
good thing, cause it sounds like.

It has lost all its palette.

His own youth had doubt that he
uses so much of the original gunky

buys to gain power over his band.

Your made here resales,
his used hair down.

Wow.

If you want to be a doer, you've
got to get the fresh stuff.

Wait a sec.

If it's so secret, how
come you to know about it?

Because we weren't just
Diggies number one, fans.

I need it.

I pick fast do that.

Dan Dan's

creepy.

I must just, you too,

man.

You need to man up or a monkey.

Just stop it, man.

Okay.

Who's going to knock

how talented I am now.

Step aside,

Johnny Bravo.

He knows your name represent

like what you've done to the
place must be a real magnet

for the late heirs, but crazy

Johnny.

I see that you

can, we just cut to the chase?

You'll have a secret magical hair gel.

That will give me extra hotness.

I do.

But first I must show you the
process by which it is made.

Okay.

Y just make it quick, but women of
Bollywood have waited long enough.

Hi, I start with the sweat
extracted from the users of

infomercial weight loss machines,
then the tears of a teenage girl.

Who's woken up with a seat on the night.

And finally, I infuse it with a
stolen size of love, long celebrity

worshipers, Jean dreamboat, Bobby
good-looking son in sparkle.

Vampire in love.

Let's stay up all night
talking about the feelings.

I love loving you.

My lovely law.

Oh, the very distillation of
heartbreak and desperation mixed

with vanity now with horrible.

I'll take it, my guy, my
store, God, just get the stuff.

I don't want to pretend like I'm
listening anymore on your own head.

Yeah.

A hair gel only got it.

How much do I owe?

Just one is for free, but
the rest will cost you.

really, it's free except for
the part about your soul.

So then it's like a trade where I
don't have to pay you any money.

Basically.

If you don't put any monetary
value on your soul, then

sure you can call it a trade.

I was a sucker for a bargain

that's so magic hair.

This is too much cool.

The waste on some old river nude.

What are you playing
super fly or super cool.

You decide it's okay.

I guess what you're done with your hands.

Listen, I can stand around all day.

Fantastic.

But I've got to move
around and look fantastic.

But I will give you the honor
of watching me walk away.

all this love for Johnny
and not one chicken, a cry.

I want my mind, like for free.

I want my muffin back.

Sorry.

No refunds or exchanges.

I've been, what am I supposed to do?

I don't know all the way.

Dabo the dose,

Y X giant head.

You make a lot of sense,
even if you are freaking

my hair.

So amazing.

I want to die and come back
as my own Cudi picture.

It Jiechi is an Indian robot from
the future who travels back in time

and falls in love with a motorcycle.

He is the Terminator.

I am liking it.

I'm liking it is going on.

good.

It's true.

excuse me.

The exquisite creature blessed
with deceling follicles speak.

we haven't gone to the fuse.

And you could crush it by hundreds of
millions of artists living a balance of

a thousand rooms on the most luxurious.

You have me at worship by
hundreds of millions of

I'm sure he'll come back.

He's probably just telling them
where they can take a flying.

this is it.

Johnny come to Bali.

Karen, it must be a pretty
lax around his parks.

Sienna's house, able to smuggle two guns

to permit a kick out of

Who is this prancing
pony and relaxed jiggy.

Some nobody will pull off
the street to be Acosta.

No, I only work with
actors, but five agree.

Other than me it's in my contract.

He is about me or I can.

And what does I can do?

You do?

It's because of the eyeballs and
attracts ands to bite the eyeballs

and then the people who can no
longer see the, I can be precise.

alright, let's go for the hustle.

Where is my friends call me Johnny,
but you can call me handsome

when I can read subtitles.

So I'll try not to speak too fast.

Mr.

Bravo.

Hey Johnny to the lady with talented
lips, really about Bollywood.

Johnny, why are you looking to get
me a little lesson, but why do it in

private when we can do it in public?

You've seen the films outside
this place has show the world

of songs and fancy clothes.

They deal with doom and fear
because that's not what we're about.

Put out about.

And what attitude, that's why we want the

As long as you know,

when you're saying that
part about the free food.

Again, I'm starving.

Devil of a man.

You

talk to my agent, talk to
my manager, your manager.

Remind me why I need you again and
friends, keep your feet on the ground

because you're about to go big time.

You're about to surround
yourself with shocks and weasels.

But most of all, because we had a deal.

Johnny, we give you the
secret to jiggy stop.

You'll give us 50% of your earnings
while you did introduce me.

Give me a better offer.

Gotcha.

I thought it was some
kind of weird Indiana

bat show business.

this is your last chance to
kill the da is irritating.

My Botox, and I need to, so you
are now to be getting our new pod.

No way, Sunday, this map, it looks

like you just saw a hot pumpkin

rookie

struggling by nature.

You wouldn't know steadily fist and didn't

didn't kiss.

Right?

Jiggy Watson.

What's the matter.

Gigli not enough kissing
for you or what was that?

Non kissing?

Jiggy cricket stays in the picture.

Johnny baby did the big bag.

Mega start upset.

I can see what's happening here,

but it's time for everyone to get

right here in the side of the neck
with my school, bring straight.

Really.

I would have gone for something
a little dead year, a gun or

something, maybe a ball as you will.

Not my mother.

Anyway enough about me.

Let's talk about myself and I,

oh,

this is Johnny brules.

Heron gets away with it.

No.

is distracted, but only because I want to,

sorry, man.

Sometimes beauty is a beast.

Don't take it too bad.

The better man won, not to
mention the cuter cooler.

This is Robin

He does not clumsy medical mouse.

He's charging all the place
in an effort to upstate jiggy.

Battery must make short Chicky,
so his charging will stop.

But then what are Donnie Bravo?

Charlie Bravo.

Sorry.

Terrible.

It's either me.

He is the one above the contract is not
worth the paper it's is written off.

I have it on paper.

No less

G is in that movie.

We shot it's almost finished.

The hottest lights are in Bollywood is

Pardon me?

The

God, Indiana Jones.

You're telling me you
might not given McGee.

dreams at working in one of the
great restaurants of Europe.

People wants to see a filthy rat,
put its dirty balls on human food.

It never sell.

I don't want you.

I think we need a new arena.

I laughed out loud, not a comedy.

It should be on a
Bollywood soundstage with

client.

Yeah, I see ugly monkey is an
ugly crew, but no super is ready

to worship at Johnny's feet
unless the hotties are inside.

cost money.

It's much cheaper to destroy
a real monkey palace that set.

Oh, I see.

Then you've got a contract to prove
that Johnny was sealed at the handshake.

little girls with no business experience.

Be so naive.

Now get out of here.

Not you.

I like your face.

You don't have an agent, do you?

No.

Good.

Oh, we've got 28 pages of script to
get through and 40 minutes to do it.

So just make us, we've got plenty of time.

I don't want anyone slacking.

No, one's told John.

I want to do.

What's the name of this movie,

logic originality on the schedule again,
Indiana Jones and the last crystal had

born of the dome golden monkey temple.

we must tidy.

If we do not treat the last
crystal head bone of the doom

golden monkey template, the world

monkey.

Boy, I hate those guys.

Jealously guarding the treasure.

because I am admiring the smoothness of
my jaw and the closest shave ever that

you can now get from G shaving gel.

So smooth in men.

my brother.

Take it out.

whatever you do by my cakes,
don't look at the awesomeness.

All right.

Sugar.

You can open those papers,

Indiana.

chief, Indiana.

We have reliable Intel that
Archduke Ferdinand of Australia

is about to be assassinated.

Sorry, I'm losing you fucking Indiana.

what do you want to do in my

what's up with the audience.

You think I just mocked their smarts
and culture or something like that.

You getting about trashing
the place answer, right.

And thank goodness.

Nothing says box office more
than a box office burned to the

ground, the cons, what do they say?

Two kids can be here to Sharon.

My moment.

Where are they?

Anyway, I just move.

He's not suitable for children.

Our children burned in the fire escape.

The thing is.

You know what all this fires
making me hungry for some barbecue.

What are you saying?

We go get us some of
that free Bollywood food.

Johnny.

Big time now to go with your new
status as Bollywood royalty, you must

have your absurdly lavish palace.

Whoa.

Oh yes.

There's room for many chips and goats.

And it's mine.

You say no strings attached all
yours, but this is one little thing.

It's embarrassing for
a proud man, but, uh,

could I have your autograph?

No problem.

That's not an autograph book.

That's a contract.

It's a standard agreement
and it's written in block.

Yes.

There is a funny story about that.

I was shaving at my desk and I watched
this part of a dipole deleted, sorry, man.

As much as my good business central
is telling me that you're an honest

man, I've already made a deal.

Stinky and Milky.

I thought it was funky and
monkey, whatever they are.

They're like family to me.

can family get your best
seats in the best restaurants?

The fast cars, the fast
books, the fast turtles at the

annual Bollywood turtle races.

Can family make your dreams
come true for failure?

No family will just destroy you like
jackals, but if you want to choose

jackals over your dreams, I understand

anything else.

You want me to sign this?

Welcome to the dream
factory, Johnny Bravo.

Now get some rest.

We start shooting your
next hit in an hour.

Opposite.

Our two it's set under water predictably.

Bring vinegar marked with a seat.

Nice.

Hmm.

I didn't tell my greens involving C lies.

Mama.

I'd say hi, but legally I'm not allowed
to I'm relentless business executives.

We got you from my true friends.

Just gave me a swinging
bachelor pad and a car.

There's something you need to know.

We believe you're in danger from the

Why don't you girls run off home.

I drive you there in my new
sports car, but it seems to be

painted onto my new fake garage.

Sorry, kids.

I got to go get accustomed
to my new life of luxury.

Ah, man, not as one big trainer
for one big Bollywood star.

There's no place like
fake home water, high GMC.

You want to cross your fingers
and make good to your mama.

Mama.

Mama, who are you expecting?

A Bollywood babe.

Wrapped up in a bow.

Hi Johnny.

Sue me.

You're going to scram.

I got mama.

Your shoes.

Mamma.

What are you doing in Indiana man?

Without a cowboy hat, I came to
look after your affairs, like

manage your brand new friends site.

Then Johnny Bravo, photo
blog, something looks off.

That's an old.

From before you were useful and famous.

Now come on son.

Tell mama about your Bollywood career
stable as this Hare house finally found

somewhere that appreciates Hey for me.

So I go on more.

All your dreams are coming true, boy,

I think you mean bottom of the well

man who knew Bollywood Hawks
were supposed to hear a car

you guys are right.

Seriously though.

I'd like to thank you for renaming your
national movie awards, the brothers,

and for awarding them all to me.

But I guess what I have most to be
thankful for is those fucking assassins.

Haven't tried to get me for some
time, unless of course, they've just

been waiting to take me down and some
fancy schmancy award show, but man,

that'd be a scarier than a weirdo.

Plus you people paying money to see
it, the movies, I mean talk about,

only at 10,000 rupees a pop
gone into a store and here, you

know, it's amazing how things
just keep going my way,

my head to be taken out least
it was my, someone has produced.

Oh, Johnny, don't say that.

You'll be okay.

You will a little bit thinner in
some weird places, but, but okay.

Oh mama.

It's my time.

I really was too beautiful for this world.

I'll I'll always love me too.

I hope y'all caught that on camera.

Cause I will.

Some of my finest work yet.

ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Bravo.

Bollywood's greatest action.

Star is now an inaction stop
permanently Memphis shall any style in

the Bollywood sky shine as brightly.

Hello, friends, Indians
come lend me your ear.

I can't love to praise
Johnny Bravo, but to.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new
star, greatest star in Indian sky.

Well, you'll take a Bible boy.

And I moved on because it looked
like he was still breathing.

I fully assure you that Johnny
has passed on to the great white

wave and you receive a farewell,
but fitting a star of his talents.

Yeah.

Something is very suspicious
about all of this smell around.

Well, I don't know how things work
in your country, but when there's an

unexplained mystery and the USA only
play on qualified folks, you obviously

tried us all that are y'all with me.

Now, everything I see on TV is true
with this much sass, moodiness and

token I candy, then we'll have this
mystery solved next time or not

sketch house cats, no nibbling on
this haka, cheesecake on a Bomani

Bonnie Potter hair out of place.

I thought I was a garner warning.

Excessive use may result in the
production of super hairs, able to

withstand pressures up to, but not
exceeding a giant golden statue may

also cause spontaneous shrinkage of.

Sorry at Tiffin Watson.

I'm not treatment to a hungry
from mega some malaria.

don't you recognize?

Sorry, man.

Couldn't see it through
all the humiliation.

What are you implying?

Then?

I was hired under the only employment
graft available to me was to become a

fall from grace.

I've had no choice, but to become
one of the lowly people whose

wives have made me a millionaire.

Hey man being awesome and Indiana
and all it's cracked up to be.

It makes no one to try to get rid
of you like some mega superstars.

I know.

What do you mean some crazy assassins?

Always trying to knock me
off strangulation here.

Sort of pack their giant golden statue
of yourself, tied to your pants on a

national award ceremony, long story.

But you're talking about that.

Why would tongues want to get rid of you?

I was the pivot target that me.

What can I say?

Maybe these thugs are like dogs to trees.

They come and go see,

oh, whoever is paying maybe on a GI homes.

Dave want them to disappear?

First things first, you need
to take a shower second.

I know what you're thinking,
but my looks are so razor sharp.

You need chain mail on your eyeballs
just to look at me, which means that

it's time that you wouldn't make the
second and first biggest Bollywood

stars of all time, respectively
team up to bring down the bad guy.

they never sleep know this was a
cool graphic and all, but you really

need to back up and take a salad.

Oh, mama.

That's poor.

Jamesy down there.

He is next in line to be knocked off
the monthly, uh, Johnny, are you sure

these disguises are going to work?

Are you kidding?

Who would expect a couple of actors to
be dressing up as someone in their mind?

You must think we are fools.

We'll let the couple of beautiful
ladies, like you escape our attention.

To the office.

We are just about to drink a toast.

It ends up Jimmy and Johnny, bro.

This is why you are single with the Oz.

What did my friend mentor say is
a dose to the discovery of June

you beautiful Bollywood bay.

the broad shorter one.

Look strangely familiar.

All right.

This is the final feeds of strangers.

Then you will do the dancing.

Yes.

I'm way more wool, man.

Let a new

I knew it that's no woman, Johnny Bravo.

How did you see it through my disguise?

I didn't.

I simply recall seeing an audition tape
many years ago with a similar looking

abroad shoulder woman in it, one slaughter
that very, you even gave to keep a copy.

The audition tape that you posted
on the internet and content

is also known as the genie

Jeeves mop this part.

You're going to edit that out, right?

Mr DeMille too close, man, too close

with, I mean, Janie old female
actress furniture removing

this girl, don't call me.

I'll call you.

Y you've never done anything embarrassing
to make a buck, not like that.

Yeah.

Whatever.

What's up with you on the fucks,
trying to put me in Giglio, may I

by for the only reason that is
you fool money, you see our plan

was to make a bandana giant horns
famous for being gritty's last film.

It's a well-known fact that no matter
how much money a working celebrity brings

in it, doesn't compare to the publicity
value of a well time sudden, Richard.

Zoe hired a pug gut.

What had been agreed by one of
Gigi's many feet in advertisement.

breeze.

That's the way to go hogs for frogs, kinda
like you'll want to criticize genie until

Johnny Bravo came along and shown like a
supernova compared to jiggy dwarf star.

And so we decided to make you a
mega star, much obliged and the new

victim of our plat muscle Frankie
on that one, doc, we have heard

all we need to hear come Johnny.

We must notify the police.

Um, may I use your phone?

I don't have a lot of
minutes left on my phone.

I think not besides your fours are
just wasting time tugs to Monday and an

extra special payment for this services.

I sacrifice.

Ah,

10 people, you know, oh, for heaven sake.

It's pinky chinky, Sumi, and

Mine was bigger time for the
Bravo jiggy ball special.

What is the.

Again, I take it.

You know where the secret thug temple is?

No, but I think we both know one person

So you seek the secret thug tempo.

Well then how much wood, wood,
wood, Chuck, Chuck, if a woodchuck

could Chuck Lorre sounds about right
then what's the way to the secret.

Fuck temple.

Gotcha.

Special batch of my most powerful agent.

If you get in real trouble, use your head.

But why do you help us?

Because sometimes not
just songs need hugs.

and we were after directions.

Okay.

And not therapy.

Go, go, go, go.

So normally,

mostly halfway through him telling me how
I saw myself, reflected them with bike

mirror, and couldn't take my eyes off me.

Hey, look where I am again.

Stop man.

Why'd it.

Half a beer stuff, man.

I think we lost him now.

Where was I?

We are here.

We can admire out of beauty Laden.

You saved the day I called the police.

That dude is starting to give me,

take these sacrifices until
you all to ensure prosperity.

If we all follow us.

And also as a bit of a log,

this monkey lover ha.

That doesn't make any sense.

Do you even know what a lock

he needs it's time to get?

What does that even mean?

Kind of similar and please
dispose of these fools.

Can I get a gold dine?

Good Johnny.

Good Johnny.

Now, can I have a good may
it's more Johnny, not so fast.

Bravo, more John got them.

person stay like this, you
know, you're kind of cute.

Shame about my hair, Tony.

Excuse me, miss Johnny.

If you get in real
trouble, use your heads,

man.

Just when I thought you
couldn't get any weirder,

pure awesomeness.

Impossible.

It cannot be

We give out

I've seen enough cartoons to know that
the only thing left to do is on mass.

The big, bad guy.

It's the danger from the monkey palace.

Hey Amy.

You know, upgrades don't
work as bad as I thought

monkeys uncle's mother.

Yes, it was me.

You'll see, it's been my lifelong dream
to show all little aspiring monkey that

it is possible to achieve all your dreams.

No matter how big I hear you.

Lucky boy, and a failure monkey pain.

How long snow monkey they'd want
it to be nothing more than a planet

Butler, but he was kept down by the man
handsome man, handsome hair, handsome.

Uh, I believe I was in the middle
of my melodramatic expositional.

Well, whatever, just wrap it up.

This movie ain't called J hold Jeeves.

Don't you want me to explain how?

Nah, let me just skip to the whole
and I would've gotten away with it a

bit and I would have gotten away with
it if it wasn't for those meddling.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We all know how the rest goes, man.

You all, supervillains just sit
around watching Scooby-Doo myeloma.

You probably get distorted.

Sure.

Johnny Bravo does anything for his fan.

Not Johnny Bravo, no
genie over at the station.

Can you ever forget?

Well, you can start by making me a

80%.

Let's say 1445, the best
little stalkers who became

ten-year-old agents, who I fired.

I ever met in my life.

Come on, Johnny.

Let's blow this pop stand.

We'll go home, honey, Ron, and say goodbye
now, 80% just came to give you a goodbye.

Present, looking at me
while I say goodbye.

My God.

Just slipping.

You know, there's no shame in being the
second best looking man in Bollywood.

I have accepted that.

My friend,

Johnny, Johnny,

keep it kid.

I realized something today,
the power of pure awesome.

This isn't than any hair gel it's in me.

It always one.

It really was in the hedge.

And give me a couple of thousand