Joheun saram isseumyeon sogae shikeojwo (2002) - full transcript
A South Korean woman, working at a dating agency, is having problems finding a man herself. She ends up having to deal a lot with a problematic client, a computer programmer, and somewhere along the line they fall for each other.
Happy endings are the best?
Shit!
I told you...
I hated romantic comedies
Yeah...
A Jackie Chan flick
would've been better
She wanted to see
this, huh?
That girl...
Tell her to just stay
in the theater forever
Hey!
Just spend the rest of
your life here, okay?
- Yeah?
- What?
Directed by Moh Jee-eun
A PERFECT MATCH
I'm gonna live happily
ever after
America has too
many divorces
I'll never divorce!
I'll meet a nice girl
and have a happy marriage
Hi, when will you finish?
Shin Eun-gyung
Jung Joon-ho
I think I've seen you...
My family is
So Confucian that ever
since I was a kid
Grandpa made me read
a lot of books on Confucianism
Would you like to
hear some?
Pardon?
That's why I always have
it with me on paper
Confucius says
I became learned at 10
self-aware at 30
unchangeable at 40
enlightened at 50
wise at 60
and desireless at 70
Knowing what you know
and don't know is knowing
What could he be like?
Probably nothing great
Let's go take a look
Excuse me
Think I can do well?
Don't be too nervous
Just be your natural self
30 minutes left
Are you hurt?
No, I'm okay
Think there's
a right girl for me?
Confucius said
sandals need a match, too
Today...
She'll be just your size
So don't worry too much
Confucius said that, too?
Wait!
Your face turns white
when you drink, right?
Instead of coffee
have a drink with her, okay?
But it's our first meet
and it's the daytime
The girl you'll meet
is very nice
But she likes to drink
I see
Let's hurry it up
Sorry folks
And about that Confucianism
It's important
but not in front of the girl
Well, I wish you luck
Sir, you can do it!
I can do it!
Why isn't the elevator working?
You're telling me
My style is ruined for today
How many calories
would six floors be?
Anyway
Hyo-jin
She's got charlie horse again
Cut her leg off
Unbelievable
Hi!
We're getting married!
I love you honey!
Hyo-jin, you've done it again
Very Good!
Because of my son's marriage
I take him to Buddhist
mass every morning
What's wrong
if he went on eight blind dates?
He's handsome
and talented
Regardless
don't count the last date
Your son was
an hour late last time
He hardly takes calls
so it's hard to fix a date
And he's always late
I'm sorry but
I can't cancel the last one
You can't?
Then I'll take
my business elsewhere
Ouch, my head!
I give up
Do as you like
Then what other company
will you go to now?
- Look here, Miss
- Min-ah!
Your house is on fire!
Ma'am
We have a reason
for setting 12 dates
for our clients
Can't you think of
those dates
as helping him with
his karma?
They say even a monk
Without karma can't
be helped by Buddha
- Hello? Mom?
- Are you Buddhist?
Now I have someone
I can talk to
Call that working?
Then I'll see you later, sir
Is she trying to set a date
Or find one herself?
Look at Hyo-jin
Her guy has a PhD at KAIST
a nice family, and handsome
Learn from her
He looks slimy, huh?
Pardon?
Park Hyun-soo
I thought I handed
all his files over to you
He'll probably be late
or won't show up again
Good luck, Hyo-jin
It's out of my hands now
Park Hyun-soo
You have four dates left
so finish them in a month
If you show up late
or not at all again
I'm going to
you personally
Don't forget about
your date at six tonight
You're scary Hyo-jin
So what did he say?
He didn't answer
so I left a message
Hello?
Have you forgotten about
your date tonight?
Where are you now?
Are you alright?
Park Hyun-soo
by any chance?
Sir...
you're supposed
to arrive on time
and...
Next time watch
how you dress
Being well-dressed
for a date is polite
Please hurry to your table
I'll be going now
Wait
You have a long tail
Bye
- Wait
- Here you go
What?
Excuse me!
Wait!
You can't end
it this fast
Did you ask to
see her again?
Oh, right
What was her number again?
Hello?
Hi, one sec
What was her name again?
Park Hyun-soo
You have three dates left
You said nice girls
are your type
So what type is that?
Park Hyun-soo
Yes?
What did I say?
Oh right
The nice type of girl
my mom likes, I think
Anyway
how could you drink so slow?
- Are you okay?
- Of course
Try this and it'll work
That's okay
it happens to me, too
- I see
- But
Your eyes
I'm okay
it doesn't hurt
No, your eyebrows
No boyfriend, right?
You seem like you don't
No, I have a boyfriend
Wanna see his picture?
Hello?
Yes, I'll be going in soon
Bye
And your name is
Kim
Hyo-jin, Kim Hyo-jin
Right, Kim Hyo-jin
So it was
Kim Hyo-jin
Sorry, I can't remember things
I don't care about
Hello?
where are you?
Don't you have a nice guy
out of your clients?
Don't disgrace my job
I don't look at
my clients as men
That's the ethics of my job
Kim Hyo-jin is number one!
Don't give me that
job ethics crap
Just hurry
And grab a nice guy
if there is one
You only get to see
your man once a week
He's not good for you
A week is enough
and I like it that way
What a career woman
we have here
Then take care of him at least
And listen to me carefully
If people our age don't have
someone something's wrong
You know
like if they're really ugly
Or if something's really wrong
with their personality
You bastard
Anyway
are my eyebrows strange?
Come to think of it
they are
How come
they look like that?
They look like
singles' eyebrows
Really?
Let's drink
Anyway, this bowl is
really cute, huh?
Look at you
Envious?
Want the same?
You're crazy
Hyo-jin, come here
Can a man and
woman be friends?
That's nonsense
It's impossible
- But possible for us
- All thanks to you
- Grateful, huh?
- Of course
Very grateful
Since you're not sexy
We've been able to
keep our frail friendship
for 20 years
You picked on me ever
since primary school
- Come here
- Look over there
Gotcha! What in the heck?
Look at your face
People will think
you're an abused wife
Don't worry
I can cover it with my hair
Hyo-jin, sure you'll be okay?
Remember I said I'll marry
you if you don't by thirty
So what now?
Forget it!
I won't marry
you if I'm single at sixty
See you later!
Hey, Hyo-jin wait
Here
Nice job!
Wait
Hello?
Yeah
What?
The air gun?
Hello?
Hello?
I got hung up on
What's with the air gun?
Who was it?
your man?
No, it's Hae-in
and she was balling
Why'd she want the air gun?
Hey!
It's past your bedtime
so where are you going now?
Look at you
Hey, I'm gonna tell your parents
that you're running wild
with your dad's air gun!
I'm gonna kill you
Before you take action
don't you need a drink first?
How about karaoke?
If you sing and drink
You'll muster up
more courage
Think so?
Hae-in
That's enough
It's already the 27th time
Bastard
Rotten bastard
Son of a bitch
How could you betray me
for a one-month fling
after we went out
for seven years?
Hyo-jin
In that movie Fanny Pink
The odds are greater
for a woman over thirty
To get hit
by an atomic bomb
than to find a nice man
You believe that?
- One of our clients
- Be quiet, and listen to me!
They're right
Know why?
Because...
there isn't a nice guy
in this world
Hyo-jin
how many bullets are there?
One bullet maybe?
One isn't enough
That bastard has two hearts
If not, then how could
he love two women?
The sun's up
Revenge or not
I'm sick of it
Just tell him
to get married
Are my eyebrows weird?
Now that
you mention it, yes
Gross
They look like
singles' eyebrows
Should I slash my wrists?
Hae-in!
What?
Here's a present
If you feel lonely or sad
use this tambourine
And don't worry
I'll introduce you
to a good guy
Here
Oh, I'm sorry
Oh, I'm sorry
What the hell?
Hello
One sec
Have an eyebrow trimmer
by any chance?
Trimmer?
Here
What?
They look like singles' eyebrows?
You're telepathic
Hello
Excuse me
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
Hello, sir
Yes
Hello
Hi
Didn't forget
about tonight, right?
Happy birthday!
What is it?
I'm less older by
the lunar calendar
Who cares?
Just do it!
By the lunar calendar!
Okay!
Hyo-jin, not meeting
your boyfriend today?
He has a lot of work to do
So he's coming over late
You're lucky to have
a guy like him
Who comes all the way
to Seoul every weekend
But they say
people look worse in person
So what are you gonna do?
Gonna see a midnight movie?
Perhaps
Hyo-jin, you'll be
the first to get married
Actually, I have something
to tell you all
That you're getting married?
I'm right, huh?
Don't say that
it's my birthday today!
I hate hearing
that the most!
You guys have
misunderstood me
I'm not getting married
Because I hate dealing
with family customs
In other words
marriage is business
No one has married
because of real love
A woman who doesn't want
to marry is selfish
A guy who doesn't is a playboy
That's society's prejudices
If we get involved
The number you have dialed
is no longer in service
Please check the number
and try again
Thanks for lunch
Me, too
I'll treat you all to
a great lunch one day
Always promises
I'm sick of it
I'm serious
it'll be my treat
Kim Hyo-in
your eyebrows look better
Who is she?
Isn't he that troublemaker
Park Hyun-soo?
Are you serious?
- Who is she?
- Know her?
Girl friend?
He looks
much better in person
Oh my goodness
Anyway
who's Kim Hyo-in?
You're right
who's Kim Hyo-in?
I told you
it was Kim Hyo-jin
I know! I know!
Relax, relax
Breathe
The phone, phone
- I told you to eat one serving!
- 91 1! 91 1!
1 19! 1 19!
Oh my god!
Have a nice day
Hello
My name is Kim Hyo-jin
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
The revisions are done
So tell them to
confirm quickly
Sorry
it's a call from work
Find it next to the file
Can't find it?
Where are you?
What?
The code seems
to be changed?
The team leader was
supposed to do it
He's really awesome
He was the hunk of
our club in college
Any man
who doesn't betray is fine
But is it okay
for me to do this?
It's only been seven days
since I broke up
They say it
takes three times
as long to forget everything
What are you talking about?
You dated him for 7 years
so you'll wait 21 years?
Hurry so you can
have your revenge
He's a man of few words
handsome
and well-versed
Height?
Sorak Mountain
There was a heavy
rainfall warning
Those great members
Hyo-jin, you remember
Yang-soo and
Yong-suk, right?
Yong-suk is
at Samsung SDS now
Yang-soo got married
and immigrated to Canada
As I expected
that great guy
Was as I expected
Anyway...
Anyway, we climbed up the mountain
with all that we had
Then dark clouds with thunder
and rain suddenly appeared
But we couldn't
give up halfway
So we gave it all...
(I thought he was handsome)
We got to reach the top
So we finally reached the peak
(Long time ago... )
The peak!
That's funny
Wow, I didn't know you liked
mountains so much
(A man of few words?)
That's right, you like to travel
You should ask a favor from Hae-in
(Long time ago)
If you take a trip
come to my office
We have lots of discounts
I will
Thank you
Then
We listened to what
we cherished for ten years
Ozzy Osborne's
Good-bye to Romance
Good-bye to Romance
Ozzy Osborne
He really is a man of few words
ruled the world at one point
(You're well-informed)
The band was powerful
without the use of effects
Stage performance?
It was awesome
He cracked a chicken's neck
and the blood
Marilyn Manson
can't compare
They need to retire!
Hae-in
You probably know already
Aren't we the rock generation?
A rock artist's dictionary
was our bible
When I memorized a page
I ate it raw
Back then
I ate a lot of paper
I was a walking
rock dictionary
Hae-in
Wanna memorize it
starting from A?
Air Supply, ABBA
ACDC, Aerosmith
Alan Parsons Project
Bad Company
Black Sabbath
Beatles, Chicago
Deep Purple, Pink Floyd
How come you
look down lately?
Sad that I'm getting
married in two days?
Don't make me talk
I'm about to fall apart
Hyo-jin
You're upset that
I'm marrying
on your birthday, huh?
Right? Right?
Stop it!
I'm already upset that
nothing's going right
My leg's gonna rip
Joon-ah
can I ask you something?
This guy can't remember
this girl's name
It's not once
but after seeing her twice
So what kind of
person is he?
Simply...
that he's not
interested at all
So what's he like?
No, it's not me
One of my clients keep
forgetting a girl's name
I better introduce him
to someone else
Lively like Meg Ryan
dignified like Annette Benning
and unpredictable
like Nicole Kidman
That's my type
If possible
I'd really like a younger guy
Guys around my age
are too worn out
You should know
Also, never a guy with
a B blood type
I've been through
too many of those
Mom, which type of girl
did you oppose?
No girls whose last name
starts with vowels
Mom, when are you gonna
pick me up?
All creation is made of
Ying and Yang
Everything has both attributes
You need a Ying to
have a Yang
And you need a Yang to
complement a Ying
But since I went through
Chi training for a long time
I'm filled with Ying
So I need Yang's energy to
balance my Chi
And to train more
I don't care about
anything else
I just...
Need a man who can train
with me together
A woman cop
Who sees things long term
Kids these days are impolite
But a mother cop
never compromises
Okay?
A nice girl
A for personality
A for family background
A for assets
A+ for looks
Total score, 95
It's down again
I knew this would happen
Computer giving you
trouble, too?
So how are your
meetings lately?
As a matter of fact
I even have one today
It's probably
too much for you
If so, then tell me
He was my client anyway
I should take care of him
Don't you agree?
- Darn, I missed it again
- I'm sorry
Is that you, Hyo-jin?
Oh, hello
How long has it been?
Good to see you
You've gotten very pretty
What a coincidence
Oh yeah, my card
I think I've run out
Do you work near here?
Yes, at this marriage
service company
You're a couples manager?
I'll have a card somewhere
My card is
Wow, you're
a couples manager
Where is...
Why don't I have one
when I need it
It's my card
Call me later
I need to marry soon
It's green Call me
- Bye
- Good-Bye
Call me for sure!
Hello?
What was her name again?
Mr Park, next time...
insert her name and
number in your phone
And when you're done
you can check your phone
If people eat
something sweet
they feel better
Eating sweet potato
cake with milk tea
is delicious
Which side is
the window to you?
To my right
It's my left for me
So then?
Check the memory
and trace it directly
I'll go in and
check it quickly
Okay
Over here
What are you doing there?
Are you okay?
Wipe it off with this
- You have some here, too
- Here?
A little more
- There
- There
You go first
You shouldn't walk
ahead of people
You should match
a woman's pace
I'll give it a try
So what were you
going to say?
Oh right
Well...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
yes
My friend's wedding
is tomorrow
You said you have
a boyfriend, right?
Then you'll probably
go with him
Pardon?
Oh right
To be honest
One sec
Hello?
Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin!
Hyo-jin!
Come here, my buddy
My buddy
Hyo-jin, come here
Come here
Hyo-jin
what do you want?
Just tell me
I'll steal
everything for you
This?
Or do you want this?
No?
Damn it!
Who put this here?
I've been drinking
Why?
Because I feel great!
Lady!
Lady, you're so pretty!
Where are your manners?
Okay, okay
But Lady
When tomorrow comes
there's one less bachelor
You're looking at
him right here!
Hyo-jin!
Hyo-jin
get your butt over here
Hyo-jin
I can't get married
Because...
What's so great
about her daughter?
My future son-in-law
I mean mother-in-law
She thinks
I'm no better than a dog
Yeah, I'm a loser with no job
But isn't
she being too harsh?
Hyo-jin
I never told you, huh?
That lady is fat as hell
She's a pig
Stop acting
unlike yourself
Sober up and
Let's go home
Your wedding is tomorrow
Hyo-jin!
What should I do?
I should be
responsible for you
Lady!
I'm responsible for her!
When she turns thirty
she's supposed to marry me
Hyo-jin
I can't get married
I won't
I won't
I can't leave you
alone and get married
I'm gonna cancel it
Think I'm kidding?
Joon-ah
I lied to you
about something
What?
About what?
Actually...
I broke up
with my boyfriend
What?
That bastard!
I'm positive
that you told
He went to America last year
He said this before he left
You're great as a girlfriend
but I'm not sure as a wife
What could he mean by that?
He was my first love though
I liked not being ignored
when I said I had a boyfriend
But Joon-ah...
I think
I like someone
But he is...
Someone
I have to set up
I'm afraid to love
and just wanna live like this
I'll be okay
Since I have a bad memory
I'll forget him soon
Where am I?
Hyo-jin, I'm cold
Mister!
close the window
Hyo-jin, I'm cold
Joon-ah
what should I do?
What should I do?
Now for...
the bride and groom's
walk down the lane
Everyone please give them
A warm round of applause
May the walk begin!
It's so childish
He acts the way he looks
How could he have the wedding
on Hyo-jin's birthday?
You're right
Looks as if the groom
likes his mother-in-law more
I'm not even good
to my folks
So when I think
about my in-laws
It fucking makes me sick
Guys
I'm marrying an orphan
You're right
I hate family customs
I'm marrying an orphan, too
Congratulations
you look so pretty
Hae-in
Thank so much for
introducing me to him
Look how pretty this ring is
Jealous, huh?
- Meeting your boyfriend later, huh?
- Please, eat dinner together
Forget it
You'll be much happier to spend
it with your man
Let's leave them alone
Don't worry
I'll get you
a present later
Must be happy, asshole
Hey, can't you stop cursing?
It's a ring!
Is it fake?
I'm so jealous
He hasn't fixed
that habit yet?
Think he can?
She's gonna kill him
on their first night
Let me try it on once
It's so pretty
Hi
you've reached Kim Hyo-jin
No one's home now
so please leave a message
You better!
Hyo-jin
It's your mom
Did you eat seawood soup
for your birthday?
Your father feels
much better now
The air here is
really nice
Tell her to get married
before I die
Honey, it's her birthday
for goodness sakes
Be quiet
A dove forms groups
Because it is faithful
it loves first mate forever
This white dove is a female
The purple one is a male
They are common couple
Because the male gets in heat
it kisses to the female passionately
and expresses passion
A stranger approaches
to join them
But the male drives him
The reason why
the male beats its wings
it wants to tread the female
What happened to your hair?
Well, nothing
My goodness
Hyo-jin
I can't believe it
Park Hyun-soo!
What are you
doing here so early?
Have some coffee
Here you go
Thank you
And for you
Oh, thanks
You were my client
before remember?
Hi, I'm Song Min-ah
Hi
That's unfair of you
You never visited
when you were my client
- Must be very busy
- Yes...
Hyo-jin
I think your computer
is broken again
You should check it
Computer?
Right
Slimy picture, huh?
My mother likes it though
What's wrong with this thing?
A machine doesn't lie
Let me take
a look at it
Engineers are so marvelous
Why is this picture here?
Hyo-jin, your boyfriend
is so handsome
Getting married
next year, right?
Has it been a year now?
Hyo-jin is good at dating
and with her work
She's so talented
at her job
I always set others up
but when will I get married?
His picture is better
Let's see
Isn't this too big
for protection?
Goodness
what's this for?
One moment
Sorry
I can't believe it
Is it a real gun?
- I think it is
- Let's see it
Oh my
it's so frightening
Since you've
signed up
you'll go on 12 dates for a year
We'll also include events
into your schedule
I see you didn't
write down your type
Let me be frank with you
Please set me up with
Park Hyun-soo
I know that
he's a client here
And please don't tell him
Please set it up
as quickly as today
Today?
I'm sorry
it's a call from work
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
Yes, sir
The text hasn't
come in yet
So you'll need to hurry
772 at gigic dot com
No, it's g-i-g-i-c
GIGIC
I told you not to press it
I can't believe it
He's there on time
But he always
said he was busy
Now he shows up regularly
and even at the office
He must've made up
his mind now to marry
Now that we know
he's here, let's go
Wait a minute
We have to take care of
our clients to the end, right?
What if everything
goes well?
If it doesn't work out
he has one more left
Set me up next time
No, no...
The manager won't forgive me
This is a secret
But I think
the manager likes me
Really?
I'm serious
He should tell me directly
Instead of always flirting
Wait a minute
Oh no...
What is she doing?
They must know
each other
How have you been?
It's been a long time
What are you doing here?
No, but he's mine
How could she?
Where are you going?
Hyo-jin!
Darn!
I can't believe it
No matter what
Hugh Grant is the best
Those eyes make
a woman melt
Shit, isn't he fucking great?
That's why Hugh Grant's romantic
comedies can be forgiven
Ethan Hawk is my babe
He looked so cute
in Before Sunrise
No, his legs are too short
His lower half is flimsy
Dicaprio is my type of babe
Now I can understand
Shim Eun-ah in Tell Me Something
What about her?
She axed her lovers
and mixed them up
The nice legs
of a cute guy
The torso of
a warm-hearted guy
And the arms of
a caressing guy
She tried to put together
a perfect man
Why?
Because no perfect
fucking guy exists
Wasn't the corpse her dad's?
You sure
you saw that movie?
She tried to put
her dad's throat on that corpse
Then are you sure
you saw it?
It was that cop's throat
It was the last piece
to her perfect man
It's not her dad's
Her dad's throat was
found in her freezer
Found? When?
Yeah, in the freezer
She stored it
there to keep it fresh
But I saw that movie
Hey, is his head some
watermelon then?
- Han Suk Gyu and Moon Sung Gun was...
- Watch a movie through your nostrils?
Why don't you put your head
in the freezer?
- They was stabbed with a knife...
- You be quiet!
Who cares how
I see a movie
Because you're talking nonsense
When I imagine Hugh Grant's
toad eyes move
your taste is like a tadpole
Remember Bridget Jone's Diary?
Hugh Grant looked haggard, huh?
Hey, is Ethan Hawk your babe?
Cage babe
Dicaprice babe, shit
Any slimy bastard is her babe
Don't fall in love
You're much older than
those assholes, old lady
What?
Assholes?
What did you say?
Say it again
If you insult my babes
you're insulting me
Stop it!
I said stop!
What's wrong with you?
Are you teeny boppers?
All you do is talk is
love or marriage
but have you ever
fell in love?
Or loved someone?
Go!
Go live your life instead of
like the movies!
Not going?
Then I'll go
What's up with her?
What gives her the right to
shout like that?
What a shame!
Miss!
some more eels here
And chicken gizzards
What's the matter?
Take off
What's wrong with you?
I can't do anything
because of you!
What did I do?
Thank you for setting
me up before
I won't need
any more dates
Congratulations
He's my ex-boyfriend
We broke up before
I went to America
I tried to get back
together with him
but it didn't work
If both his mother and
wife were drowning
he said
he'd save his mother
Maybe Korean guys
don't suit me
One sec, it's business
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
Oh hi!
Yes
You like the cover?
Fantastic!
Sorry, one moment
Hyo-jin
Do you offer
international marriages?
Pardon?
It was a joke
Yes, sorry about that
What did she say?
What's this?
Wedding invitation?
Concert tickets
You're lucky
it's sold out already
Can I have them instead?
Hyo-jin
Constipated?
What don't you
look so good?
Let's have a drink
when you feel better
I'll treat you to
a real good time
Just let me know
Today
Sorry, today will be a bit hard
Let's do it another night
No, today
Right now
This is my close friend
Hae-in
Over here
My boss
who believes in free sex
Hello
Yes, hello
Come on
Drink
Bottoms up
Cheers!
Hae-in!
Hae-in!
Know this?
That all your lovers are
variations of your first love?
So if you fail
at your first love
Attempting suicide is
the natural the thing to do
So I tried it twice
But it didn't work out
You attempted suicide?
What method did you use?
Wrist!
I stuck my wrist out
but the blade was dull
Look
only my forearm got torn
Yeah, it doesn't work, huh?
You tried it?
I failed at it, too
Should I jump off
a roof next time?
No, not that
If you screw up
you'll turn into a vegetable
Then what's the best way
without any pain?
Well, I thought it over, too
Manager!
What will you
do with your car?
Full house!
It's the first licence plate
I've seen with a full house!
Seoul 51, 8815
I guess my car's a full house
Bingo!
I've hitjackpot!
So what about your car
Hae-in?
Aces
91 10
Weak
Well, it's the highest pair
Must be nice
What's so nice about it?
Hae-in
What's so good about aces?
Nevermind that
Hae-in
let's go for another round
I don't trust men
No, my friend's
having a card game
for his divorce anniversary
What a great friend to
have a divorce anniversary
- Isn't he?
- You only play poker?
No, I play blackjack, too
Know how to
play blackjack?
Hae-in
It's this way, Hae-in
Hae-in
we have to go this way
I'm sorry
Sorry
Sorry, but my foot
Please, the car mister
You should be careful
You're lucky
it didn't get worse
Don't make her drink
and look after
your girlfriend better
Look at this bruise
Your whole body is scarred
It'll sober you up
My dad has been sick
ever since I was ten
Maybe that's why I feel
at ease at the hospital
It's not only
because of my dad
I get hurt frequently
you see
I worked at a trading firm
right after college
but after three years
I fell into a slump
Then I saw this job ad
and I felt it was perfect for me
Ever since college
I set a lot of people up
Every one of them
got married
I'll take that
Oh, thanks
When I come to the hospital
I sometimes wished
my husband was a doctor
So if my computer has a virus
I wish my husband
was an engineer
I guess that's
what you mean
Yes
By the way
if...
your mother and wife were drowning
who'd you save first?
My mother, of course
A young woman can
swim and survive
But my mom needs to
be saved by me
I'm conservative
and contradicting
The type to hurt others
easily and selfish
Think a guy like me
can meet a good person?
Since I'm not one myself
Don't worry
I'll introduce you to a nice girl
You have my word
till the end
Hyo-hin, are you okay?
Training for the Olympics?
Hyo-jin, make sure
you win the gold medal!
Yeah, go for the gold
No, I can do it
I've been married
for 14 days, 20 hours
54 minutes
and 21 seconds
22 seconds
23 seconds
Who cares about
your friends
Are you that happy?
Wait for me
Give this back to Hae-sun
What's this?
Why is it so wrapped
up like this?
I gave this to you
but thanks so much
for returning it
Hae-sun cried and
went berzerk over this
Hyo-jin
Come here
Point out
any guy you want
Then I'll bring him
right to you
Tell me who
- How about him?
- Isn't spitting a misdemeanor?
- Yeah, a three-day detention
- No criminals
Then what about him?
His tie sucks
no taste at all
Come on
you're being too picky
That's why...
You don't have a guy
right now
Let me pick one for you
How about him?
Not bad, huh?
He looks like a playboy
Conservative and picky
he's an F
Damn it
Come on
He looks to be successful
and nice enough
You're colorblind
You don't know
how to see men
Coming from
a guy's perspective
He's a great guy, okay?
It's him, end of story
No, the guy next to
him seems better
Who?
Next to him
Where?
That little twirp?
Give me a break
Your taste got weird
You've completely
lost your mind
I'm successful enough
so a younger guy is fine
Yeah?
Wait
Oh no!
Hey, I'm running late
Hyo-jin, I'll call you later
- Come later, okay?
- Joon-ah!
Excuse me
That guy told me
to ask you out
Wanna go to a club?
There's an event
tomorrow, right?
Yes, tomorrow's
your last chance
You'll definitely meet someone
you'll like there
Thanks, Hyo-jin
Lee Kang-hyun?
Hello, it's Kim Hyo-jin
Are you busy?
Well, I called about our event
Place them
one after the other
Song Min-ah!
Stop standing around and work!
Why always pick on me?
Please take
your number card
Look over the list carefully
and mark the name
or number of your choice
Also, don't forget
that there are
three blanks on the back
Thank you
You should rest
instead of being here
Thank you
Don't worry
Sorry I'm late
How do you feel?
Welcome
Hyo-jin!
Kim Hyo-jin!
Now we will begin
today's event
You ladies have always
had only one type, right?
A rich guy
who dies early
Ladies, you're overreacting
at the moment
All of you are
still feeling very awkward
Guys, how about
we clench our fists tight
Hey
Look after your
clients instead
One just arrived
Ready and
one, two, three, success!
Very good
Ladies
you're supposed to clap
You can't sit still
When I count
one, two, three...
What took you so long?
Hyo-jin
who are you waiting for?
Got a question
Yes?
Your ex is better than
starting over again, right?
A tardy student
What a relief
I thought you'd be too busy
During the event
You're late, and what's with
your clothes again?
I worked the night shift
Find someone you're
interested in and jot her down
You can mark up
to three on the back
Good luck
I can mark just one
if I'm interested, right?
It hasn't hit me yet
that it's my last chance
Two, two, three, four
five, six, seven, eight
When you receive
a massage
if you close
your eyes it becomes kinky
Guys, just try to relax
and don't think otherwise
Now relax
One, two, three, four
Now everyone
raise your hands
What are you doing there?
Come and eat
Coming
What were you doing?
Here's our next contestant
Hello
My mom told me to
come here no matter what
Mom, I'm in
an interview
Yes, his mother has called
Anyway
well done gentlemen
and please return
to your seats
We have a lot of
unique people today
Is there any water here?
On the last table
- The next guys
- Fun, isn't it?
- I'm not eating
- Why not?
I see a special gentleman
One has just arrived
He looks to be very brave
Let's have him
up on the stage
Please come up
A big round of
applause everyone
Sir, why were you so late?
Stuck in traffic?
Please introduce yourself
Hello everyone
Within the past year
Seoul has changed a lot
I just arrived
At a Seoul research center
after being in America
Hi, I'm Kim Yong-jin
Nice to meet you
Now I know
what it's like
to be lonely
after living abroad
I've finally come to my senses
that I should really get married
Wait a minute
Then how come
you're so late getting here?
It may be very hard
you to marry by this year
What do you think?
I'm confident I will
I've given it a lot of
thought for a while
All I need to do
now is meet a nice woman
And considering
my appearance
I don't think I'm any less
than the others here
Yes, thank you
Great
I'm going to give
a special chance
to our tardy student
- Yeah, I've seen him before
- Seen anyone you like?
Yes
Can you be quiet?
Then you'll be proposing
to her out in the open
Okay?
Please take this
Now are you ready?
A propose to some lucky girl
- Go!
- Go!
Give him a round of applause
There he goes
Who will this woman be?
There she is!
But why isn't she accepting?
She likes the heart
But not the man perhaps?
Could she like someone else?
School was easy for him
But I guess marriage isn't
I'll give our gentleman
one more chance
A stunning dance sometimes wins
a girl's heart, right?
Cue music!
KAIST PhD
Seoul Research Center
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
Yes
What?
I can't hear you too well
Oh no, she's leaving
That's too bad
But he can't give up
so easily
Kim Yong-jin, hurry
and go catch her
Let's cheer him on with
a big round of applause
Clap your hands
I'll go to the office
now to look for it
Today it's
Not working?
Is that you Hyo-jin?
Hyo-jin!
Kim Hyo-jin!
Hyo-jin, wait!
Hyo-jin!
Hurry! Hurry!
Hyo-jin
where are you?
I looked all over for you
You dropped this
Park Hyun-soo
I'm sorry
You're my agent, right?
I've found a nice girl
Introduce me to her
I'll find her
and set it up
I'll definitely set it up
before I resign
Kim Hyo-jin
Three sweet potato cakes
must mean you're very upset
Hyo-jin, which side
is the window on?
To my left
It's on my left, too
That was
the best event yet
An electric spark of love
Anyway, how many
couples got sparked?
700 couples
70 percent
- The best record yet
- 70 percent
We'll make
big news tomorrow
But it wasn't intentional
It was a definite accident
Grow up
Song-min!
don't you know that
love can't be predicted?
My ace
I'm taking off first
Where are you going?
Hey, I thought the boss
was in love with you
You're right
Grow up
Bye Bye
This sucks
If you get to know me
I'm really nothing special at all
My company's stocks
are rock bottom
We're in a lot of debt
and near bankruptcy
But you already
know my schools
My yearly salary
And even...
The number of spoons
in my home
Girls
That's the guy, huh?
Oh my goodness
That rotten girl
Hyo-jin
Oh no
they're holding hands!
Slice it off!
Slice it off!
It's like some ending
to a romantic comedy
It's not a romantic comedy
if they don't kiss
They're gonna do it!
I can't see
but I think they did!
Really?
They kissed already?
I don't know
I can' see
away!
But it's important
Anyway
it's a happy ending!
This movie is over
I'm hungry
Let's go eat
Oh yeah
remember that great place?
Excuse me
Where is that?
delicious?
I'm over this way
If you have some time
It would be nice
if we could have a drink
I'll treat you
to a great time
Shit!
I told you...
I hated romantic comedies
Yeah...
A Jackie Chan flick
would've been better
She wanted to see
this, huh?
That girl...
Tell her to just stay
in the theater forever
Hey!
Just spend the rest of
your life here, okay?
- Yeah?
- What?
Directed by Moh Jee-eun
A PERFECT MATCH
I'm gonna live happily
ever after
America has too
many divorces
I'll never divorce!
I'll meet a nice girl
and have a happy marriage
Hi, when will you finish?
Shin Eun-gyung
Jung Joon-ho
I think I've seen you...
My family is
So Confucian that ever
since I was a kid
Grandpa made me read
a lot of books on Confucianism
Would you like to
hear some?
Pardon?
That's why I always have
it with me on paper
Confucius says
I became learned at 10
self-aware at 30
unchangeable at 40
enlightened at 50
wise at 60
and desireless at 70
Knowing what you know
and don't know is knowing
What could he be like?
Probably nothing great
Let's go take a look
Excuse me
Think I can do well?
Don't be too nervous
Just be your natural self
30 minutes left
Are you hurt?
No, I'm okay
Think there's
a right girl for me?
Confucius said
sandals need a match, too
Today...
She'll be just your size
So don't worry too much
Confucius said that, too?
Wait!
Your face turns white
when you drink, right?
Instead of coffee
have a drink with her, okay?
But it's our first meet
and it's the daytime
The girl you'll meet
is very nice
But she likes to drink
I see
Let's hurry it up
Sorry folks
And about that Confucianism
It's important
but not in front of the girl
Well, I wish you luck
Sir, you can do it!
I can do it!
Why isn't the elevator working?
You're telling me
My style is ruined for today
How many calories
would six floors be?
Anyway
Hyo-jin
She's got charlie horse again
Cut her leg off
Unbelievable
Hi!
We're getting married!
I love you honey!
Hyo-jin, you've done it again
Very Good!
Because of my son's marriage
I take him to Buddhist
mass every morning
What's wrong
if he went on eight blind dates?
He's handsome
and talented
Regardless
don't count the last date
Your son was
an hour late last time
He hardly takes calls
so it's hard to fix a date
And he's always late
I'm sorry but
I can't cancel the last one
You can't?
Then I'll take
my business elsewhere
Ouch, my head!
I give up
Do as you like
Then what other company
will you go to now?
- Look here, Miss
- Min-ah!
Your house is on fire!
Ma'am
We have a reason
for setting 12 dates
for our clients
Can't you think of
those dates
as helping him with
his karma?
They say even a monk
Without karma can't
be helped by Buddha
- Hello? Mom?
- Are you Buddhist?
Now I have someone
I can talk to
Call that working?
Then I'll see you later, sir
Is she trying to set a date
Or find one herself?
Look at Hyo-jin
Her guy has a PhD at KAIST
a nice family, and handsome
Learn from her
He looks slimy, huh?
Pardon?
Park Hyun-soo
I thought I handed
all his files over to you
He'll probably be late
or won't show up again
Good luck, Hyo-jin
It's out of my hands now
Park Hyun-soo
You have four dates left
so finish them in a month
If you show up late
or not at all again
I'm going to
you personally
Don't forget about
your date at six tonight
You're scary Hyo-jin
So what did he say?
He didn't answer
so I left a message
Hello?
Have you forgotten about
your date tonight?
Where are you now?
Are you alright?
Park Hyun-soo
by any chance?
Sir...
you're supposed
to arrive on time
and...
Next time watch
how you dress
Being well-dressed
for a date is polite
Please hurry to your table
I'll be going now
Wait
You have a long tail
Bye
- Wait
- Here you go
What?
Excuse me!
Wait!
You can't end
it this fast
Did you ask to
see her again?
Oh, right
What was her number again?
Hello?
Hi, one sec
What was her name again?
Park Hyun-soo
You have three dates left
You said nice girls
are your type
So what type is that?
Park Hyun-soo
Yes?
What did I say?
Oh right
The nice type of girl
my mom likes, I think
Anyway
how could you drink so slow?
- Are you okay?
- Of course
Try this and it'll work
That's okay
it happens to me, too
- I see
- But
Your eyes
I'm okay
it doesn't hurt
No, your eyebrows
No boyfriend, right?
You seem like you don't
No, I have a boyfriend
Wanna see his picture?
Hello?
Yes, I'll be going in soon
Bye
And your name is
Kim
Hyo-jin, Kim Hyo-jin
Right, Kim Hyo-jin
So it was
Kim Hyo-jin
Sorry, I can't remember things
I don't care about
Hello?
where are you?
Don't you have a nice guy
out of your clients?
Don't disgrace my job
I don't look at
my clients as men
That's the ethics of my job
Kim Hyo-jin is number one!
Don't give me that
job ethics crap
Just hurry
And grab a nice guy
if there is one
You only get to see
your man once a week
He's not good for you
A week is enough
and I like it that way
What a career woman
we have here
Then take care of him at least
And listen to me carefully
If people our age don't have
someone something's wrong
You know
like if they're really ugly
Or if something's really wrong
with their personality
You bastard
Anyway
are my eyebrows strange?
Come to think of it
they are
How come
they look like that?
They look like
singles' eyebrows
Really?
Let's drink
Anyway, this bowl is
really cute, huh?
Look at you
Envious?
Want the same?
You're crazy
Hyo-jin, come here
Can a man and
woman be friends?
That's nonsense
It's impossible
- But possible for us
- All thanks to you
- Grateful, huh?
- Of course
Very grateful
Since you're not sexy
We've been able to
keep our frail friendship
for 20 years
You picked on me ever
since primary school
- Come here
- Look over there
Gotcha! What in the heck?
Look at your face
People will think
you're an abused wife
Don't worry
I can cover it with my hair
Hyo-jin, sure you'll be okay?
Remember I said I'll marry
you if you don't by thirty
So what now?
Forget it!
I won't marry
you if I'm single at sixty
See you later!
Hey, Hyo-jin wait
Here
Nice job!
Wait
Hello?
Yeah
What?
The air gun?
Hello?
Hello?
I got hung up on
What's with the air gun?
Who was it?
your man?
No, it's Hae-in
and she was balling
Why'd she want the air gun?
Hey!
It's past your bedtime
so where are you going now?
Look at you
Hey, I'm gonna tell your parents
that you're running wild
with your dad's air gun!
I'm gonna kill you
Before you take action
don't you need a drink first?
How about karaoke?
If you sing and drink
You'll muster up
more courage
Think so?
Hae-in
That's enough
It's already the 27th time
Bastard
Rotten bastard
Son of a bitch
How could you betray me
for a one-month fling
after we went out
for seven years?
Hyo-jin
In that movie Fanny Pink
The odds are greater
for a woman over thirty
To get hit
by an atomic bomb
than to find a nice man
You believe that?
- One of our clients
- Be quiet, and listen to me!
They're right
Know why?
Because...
there isn't a nice guy
in this world
Hyo-jin
how many bullets are there?
One bullet maybe?
One isn't enough
That bastard has two hearts
If not, then how could
he love two women?
The sun's up
Revenge or not
I'm sick of it
Just tell him
to get married
Are my eyebrows weird?
Now that
you mention it, yes
Gross
They look like
singles' eyebrows
Should I slash my wrists?
Hae-in!
What?
Here's a present
If you feel lonely or sad
use this tambourine
And don't worry
I'll introduce you
to a good guy
Here
Oh, I'm sorry
Oh, I'm sorry
What the hell?
Hello
One sec
Have an eyebrow trimmer
by any chance?
Trimmer?
Here
What?
They look like singles' eyebrows?
You're telepathic
Hello
Excuse me
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
Hello, sir
Yes
Hello
Hi
Didn't forget
about tonight, right?
Happy birthday!
What is it?
I'm less older by
the lunar calendar
Who cares?
Just do it!
By the lunar calendar!
Okay!
Hyo-jin, not meeting
your boyfriend today?
He has a lot of work to do
So he's coming over late
You're lucky to have
a guy like him
Who comes all the way
to Seoul every weekend
But they say
people look worse in person
So what are you gonna do?
Gonna see a midnight movie?
Perhaps
Hyo-jin, you'll be
the first to get married
Actually, I have something
to tell you all
That you're getting married?
I'm right, huh?
Don't say that
it's my birthday today!
I hate hearing
that the most!
You guys have
misunderstood me
I'm not getting married
Because I hate dealing
with family customs
In other words
marriage is business
No one has married
because of real love
A woman who doesn't want
to marry is selfish
A guy who doesn't is a playboy
That's society's prejudices
If we get involved
The number you have dialed
is no longer in service
Please check the number
and try again
Thanks for lunch
Me, too
I'll treat you all to
a great lunch one day
Always promises
I'm sick of it
I'm serious
it'll be my treat
Kim Hyo-in
your eyebrows look better
Who is she?
Isn't he that troublemaker
Park Hyun-soo?
Are you serious?
- Who is she?
- Know her?
Girl friend?
He looks
much better in person
Oh my goodness
Anyway
who's Kim Hyo-in?
You're right
who's Kim Hyo-in?
I told you
it was Kim Hyo-jin
I know! I know!
Relax, relax
Breathe
The phone, phone
- I told you to eat one serving!
- 91 1! 91 1!
1 19! 1 19!
Oh my god!
Have a nice day
Hello
My name is Kim Hyo-jin
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
The revisions are done
So tell them to
confirm quickly
Sorry
it's a call from work
Find it next to the file
Can't find it?
Where are you?
What?
The code seems
to be changed?
The team leader was
supposed to do it
He's really awesome
He was the hunk of
our club in college
Any man
who doesn't betray is fine
But is it okay
for me to do this?
It's only been seven days
since I broke up
They say it
takes three times
as long to forget everything
What are you talking about?
You dated him for 7 years
so you'll wait 21 years?
Hurry so you can
have your revenge
He's a man of few words
handsome
and well-versed
Height?
Sorak Mountain
There was a heavy
rainfall warning
Those great members
Hyo-jin, you remember
Yang-soo and
Yong-suk, right?
Yong-suk is
at Samsung SDS now
Yang-soo got married
and immigrated to Canada
As I expected
that great guy
Was as I expected
Anyway...
Anyway, we climbed up the mountain
with all that we had
Then dark clouds with thunder
and rain suddenly appeared
But we couldn't
give up halfway
So we gave it all...
(I thought he was handsome)
We got to reach the top
So we finally reached the peak
(Long time ago... )
The peak!
That's funny
Wow, I didn't know you liked
mountains so much
(A man of few words?)
That's right, you like to travel
You should ask a favor from Hae-in
(Long time ago)
If you take a trip
come to my office
We have lots of discounts
I will
Thank you
Then
We listened to what
we cherished for ten years
Ozzy Osborne's
Good-bye to Romance
Good-bye to Romance
Ozzy Osborne
He really is a man of few words
ruled the world at one point
(You're well-informed)
The band was powerful
without the use of effects
Stage performance?
It was awesome
He cracked a chicken's neck
and the blood
Marilyn Manson
can't compare
They need to retire!
Hae-in
You probably know already
Aren't we the rock generation?
A rock artist's dictionary
was our bible
When I memorized a page
I ate it raw
Back then
I ate a lot of paper
I was a walking
rock dictionary
Hae-in
Wanna memorize it
starting from A?
Air Supply, ABBA
ACDC, Aerosmith
Alan Parsons Project
Bad Company
Black Sabbath
Beatles, Chicago
Deep Purple, Pink Floyd
How come you
look down lately?
Sad that I'm getting
married in two days?
Don't make me talk
I'm about to fall apart
Hyo-jin
You're upset that
I'm marrying
on your birthday, huh?
Right? Right?
Stop it!
I'm already upset that
nothing's going right
My leg's gonna rip
Joon-ah
can I ask you something?
This guy can't remember
this girl's name
It's not once
but after seeing her twice
So what kind of
person is he?
Simply...
that he's not
interested at all
So what's he like?
No, it's not me
One of my clients keep
forgetting a girl's name
I better introduce him
to someone else
Lively like Meg Ryan
dignified like Annette Benning
and unpredictable
like Nicole Kidman
That's my type
If possible
I'd really like a younger guy
Guys around my age
are too worn out
You should know
Also, never a guy with
a B blood type
I've been through
too many of those
Mom, which type of girl
did you oppose?
No girls whose last name
starts with vowels
Mom, when are you gonna
pick me up?
All creation is made of
Ying and Yang
Everything has both attributes
You need a Ying to
have a Yang
And you need a Yang to
complement a Ying
But since I went through
Chi training for a long time
I'm filled with Ying
So I need Yang's energy to
balance my Chi
And to train more
I don't care about
anything else
I just...
Need a man who can train
with me together
A woman cop
Who sees things long term
Kids these days are impolite
But a mother cop
never compromises
Okay?
A nice girl
A for personality
A for family background
A for assets
A+ for looks
Total score, 95
It's down again
I knew this would happen
Computer giving you
trouble, too?
So how are your
meetings lately?
As a matter of fact
I even have one today
It's probably
too much for you
If so, then tell me
He was my client anyway
I should take care of him
Don't you agree?
- Darn, I missed it again
- I'm sorry
Is that you, Hyo-jin?
Oh, hello
How long has it been?
Good to see you
You've gotten very pretty
What a coincidence
Oh yeah, my card
I think I've run out
Do you work near here?
Yes, at this marriage
service company
You're a couples manager?
I'll have a card somewhere
My card is
Wow, you're
a couples manager
Where is...
Why don't I have one
when I need it
It's my card
Call me later
I need to marry soon
It's green Call me
- Bye
- Good-Bye
Call me for sure!
Hello?
What was her name again?
Mr Park, next time...
insert her name and
number in your phone
And when you're done
you can check your phone
If people eat
something sweet
they feel better
Eating sweet potato
cake with milk tea
is delicious
Which side is
the window to you?
To my right
It's my left for me
So then?
Check the memory
and trace it directly
I'll go in and
check it quickly
Okay
Over here
What are you doing there?
Are you okay?
Wipe it off with this
- You have some here, too
- Here?
A little more
- There
- There
You go first
You shouldn't walk
ahead of people
You should match
a woman's pace
I'll give it a try
So what were you
going to say?
Oh right
Well...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
yes
My friend's wedding
is tomorrow
You said you have
a boyfriend, right?
Then you'll probably
go with him
Pardon?
Oh right
To be honest
One sec
Hello?
Hyo-jin! Hyo-jin!
Hyo-jin!
Come here, my buddy
My buddy
Hyo-jin, come here
Come here
Hyo-jin
what do you want?
Just tell me
I'll steal
everything for you
This?
Or do you want this?
No?
Damn it!
Who put this here?
I've been drinking
Why?
Because I feel great!
Lady!
Lady, you're so pretty!
Where are your manners?
Okay, okay
But Lady
When tomorrow comes
there's one less bachelor
You're looking at
him right here!
Hyo-jin!
Hyo-jin
get your butt over here
Hyo-jin
I can't get married
Because...
What's so great
about her daughter?
My future son-in-law
I mean mother-in-law
She thinks
I'm no better than a dog
Yeah, I'm a loser with no job
But isn't
she being too harsh?
Hyo-jin
I never told you, huh?
That lady is fat as hell
She's a pig
Stop acting
unlike yourself
Sober up and
Let's go home
Your wedding is tomorrow
Hyo-jin!
What should I do?
I should be
responsible for you
Lady!
I'm responsible for her!
When she turns thirty
she's supposed to marry me
Hyo-jin
I can't get married
I won't
I won't
I can't leave you
alone and get married
I'm gonna cancel it
Think I'm kidding?
Joon-ah
I lied to you
about something
What?
About what?
Actually...
I broke up
with my boyfriend
What?
That bastard!
I'm positive
that you told
He went to America last year
He said this before he left
You're great as a girlfriend
but I'm not sure as a wife
What could he mean by that?
He was my first love though
I liked not being ignored
when I said I had a boyfriend
But Joon-ah...
I think
I like someone
But he is...
Someone
I have to set up
I'm afraid to love
and just wanna live like this
I'll be okay
Since I have a bad memory
I'll forget him soon
Where am I?
Hyo-jin, I'm cold
Mister!
close the window
Hyo-jin, I'm cold
Joon-ah
what should I do?
What should I do?
Now for...
the bride and groom's
walk down the lane
Everyone please give them
A warm round of applause
May the walk begin!
It's so childish
He acts the way he looks
How could he have the wedding
on Hyo-jin's birthday?
You're right
Looks as if the groom
likes his mother-in-law more
I'm not even good
to my folks
So when I think
about my in-laws
It fucking makes me sick
Guys
I'm marrying an orphan
You're right
I hate family customs
I'm marrying an orphan, too
Congratulations
you look so pretty
Hae-in
Thank so much for
introducing me to him
Look how pretty this ring is
Jealous, huh?
- Meeting your boyfriend later, huh?
- Please, eat dinner together
Forget it
You'll be much happier to spend
it with your man
Let's leave them alone
Don't worry
I'll get you
a present later
Must be happy, asshole
Hey, can't you stop cursing?
It's a ring!
Is it fake?
I'm so jealous
He hasn't fixed
that habit yet?
Think he can?
She's gonna kill him
on their first night
Let me try it on once
It's so pretty
Hi
you've reached Kim Hyo-jin
No one's home now
so please leave a message
You better!
Hyo-jin
It's your mom
Did you eat seawood soup
for your birthday?
Your father feels
much better now
The air here is
really nice
Tell her to get married
before I die
Honey, it's her birthday
for goodness sakes
Be quiet
A dove forms groups
Because it is faithful
it loves first mate forever
This white dove is a female
The purple one is a male
They are common couple
Because the male gets in heat
it kisses to the female passionately
and expresses passion
A stranger approaches
to join them
But the male drives him
The reason why
the male beats its wings
it wants to tread the female
What happened to your hair?
Well, nothing
My goodness
Hyo-jin
I can't believe it
Park Hyun-soo!
What are you
doing here so early?
Have some coffee
Here you go
Thank you
And for you
Oh, thanks
You were my client
before remember?
Hi, I'm Song Min-ah
Hi
That's unfair of you
You never visited
when you were my client
- Must be very busy
- Yes...
Hyo-jin
I think your computer
is broken again
You should check it
Computer?
Right
Slimy picture, huh?
My mother likes it though
What's wrong with this thing?
A machine doesn't lie
Let me take
a look at it
Engineers are so marvelous
Why is this picture here?
Hyo-jin, your boyfriend
is so handsome
Getting married
next year, right?
Has it been a year now?
Hyo-jin is good at dating
and with her work
She's so talented
at her job
I always set others up
but when will I get married?
His picture is better
Let's see
Isn't this too big
for protection?
Goodness
what's this for?
One moment
Sorry
I can't believe it
Is it a real gun?
- I think it is
- Let's see it
Oh my
it's so frightening
Since you've
signed up
you'll go on 12 dates for a year
We'll also include events
into your schedule
I see you didn't
write down your type
Let me be frank with you
Please set me up with
Park Hyun-soo
I know that
he's a client here
And please don't tell him
Please set it up
as quickly as today
Today?
I'm sorry
it's a call from work
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
Yes, sir
The text hasn't
come in yet
So you'll need to hurry
772 at gigic dot com
No, it's g-i-g-i-c
GIGIC
I told you not to press it
I can't believe it
He's there on time
But he always
said he was busy
Now he shows up regularly
and even at the office
He must've made up
his mind now to marry
Now that we know
he's here, let's go
Wait a minute
We have to take care of
our clients to the end, right?
What if everything
goes well?
If it doesn't work out
he has one more left
Set me up next time
No, no...
The manager won't forgive me
This is a secret
But I think
the manager likes me
Really?
I'm serious
He should tell me directly
Instead of always flirting
Wait a minute
Oh no...
What is she doing?
They must know
each other
How have you been?
It's been a long time
What are you doing here?
No, but he's mine
How could she?
Where are you going?
Hyo-jin!
Darn!
I can't believe it
No matter what
Hugh Grant is the best
Those eyes make
a woman melt
Shit, isn't he fucking great?
That's why Hugh Grant's romantic
comedies can be forgiven
Ethan Hawk is my babe
He looked so cute
in Before Sunrise
No, his legs are too short
His lower half is flimsy
Dicaprio is my type of babe
Now I can understand
Shim Eun-ah in Tell Me Something
What about her?
She axed her lovers
and mixed them up
The nice legs
of a cute guy
The torso of
a warm-hearted guy
And the arms of
a caressing guy
She tried to put together
a perfect man
Why?
Because no perfect
fucking guy exists
Wasn't the corpse her dad's?
You sure
you saw that movie?
She tried to put
her dad's throat on that corpse
Then are you sure
you saw it?
It was that cop's throat
It was the last piece
to her perfect man
It's not her dad's
Her dad's throat was
found in her freezer
Found? When?
Yeah, in the freezer
She stored it
there to keep it fresh
But I saw that movie
Hey, is his head some
watermelon then?
- Han Suk Gyu and Moon Sung Gun was...
- Watch a movie through your nostrils?
Why don't you put your head
in the freezer?
- They was stabbed with a knife...
- You be quiet!
Who cares how
I see a movie
Because you're talking nonsense
When I imagine Hugh Grant's
toad eyes move
your taste is like a tadpole
Remember Bridget Jone's Diary?
Hugh Grant looked haggard, huh?
Hey, is Ethan Hawk your babe?
Cage babe
Dicaprice babe, shit
Any slimy bastard is her babe
Don't fall in love
You're much older than
those assholes, old lady
What?
Assholes?
What did you say?
Say it again
If you insult my babes
you're insulting me
Stop it!
I said stop!
What's wrong with you?
Are you teeny boppers?
All you do is talk is
love or marriage
but have you ever
fell in love?
Or loved someone?
Go!
Go live your life instead of
like the movies!
Not going?
Then I'll go
What's up with her?
What gives her the right to
shout like that?
What a shame!
Miss!
some more eels here
And chicken gizzards
What's the matter?
Take off
What's wrong with you?
I can't do anything
because of you!
What did I do?
Thank you for setting
me up before
I won't need
any more dates
Congratulations
He's my ex-boyfriend
We broke up before
I went to America
I tried to get back
together with him
but it didn't work
If both his mother and
wife were drowning
he said
he'd save his mother
Maybe Korean guys
don't suit me
One sec, it's business
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
Oh hi!
Yes
You like the cover?
Fantastic!
Sorry, one moment
Hyo-jin
Do you offer
international marriages?
Pardon?
It was a joke
Yes, sorry about that
What did she say?
What's this?
Wedding invitation?
Concert tickets
You're lucky
it's sold out already
Can I have them instead?
Hyo-jin
Constipated?
What don't you
look so good?
Let's have a drink
when you feel better
I'll treat you to
a real good time
Just let me know
Today
Sorry, today will be a bit hard
Let's do it another night
No, today
Right now
This is my close friend
Hae-in
Over here
My boss
who believes in free sex
Hello
Yes, hello
Come on
Drink
Bottoms up
Cheers!
Hae-in!
Hae-in!
Know this?
That all your lovers are
variations of your first love?
So if you fail
at your first love
Attempting suicide is
the natural the thing to do
So I tried it twice
But it didn't work out
You attempted suicide?
What method did you use?
Wrist!
I stuck my wrist out
but the blade was dull
Look
only my forearm got torn
Yeah, it doesn't work, huh?
You tried it?
I failed at it, too
Should I jump off
a roof next time?
No, not that
If you screw up
you'll turn into a vegetable
Then what's the best way
without any pain?
Well, I thought it over, too
Manager!
What will you
do with your car?
Full house!
It's the first licence plate
I've seen with a full house!
Seoul 51, 8815
I guess my car's a full house
Bingo!
I've hitjackpot!
So what about your car
Hae-in?
Aces
91 10
Weak
Well, it's the highest pair
Must be nice
What's so nice about it?
Hae-in
What's so good about aces?
Nevermind that
Hae-in
let's go for another round
I don't trust men
No, my friend's
having a card game
for his divorce anniversary
What a great friend to
have a divorce anniversary
- Isn't he?
- You only play poker?
No, I play blackjack, too
Know how to
play blackjack?
Hae-in
It's this way, Hae-in
Hae-in
we have to go this way
I'm sorry
Sorry
Sorry, but my foot
Please, the car mister
You should be careful
You're lucky
it didn't get worse
Don't make her drink
and look after
your girlfriend better
Look at this bruise
Your whole body is scarred
It'll sober you up
My dad has been sick
ever since I was ten
Maybe that's why I feel
at ease at the hospital
It's not only
because of my dad
I get hurt frequently
you see
I worked at a trading firm
right after college
but after three years
I fell into a slump
Then I saw this job ad
and I felt it was perfect for me
Ever since college
I set a lot of people up
Every one of them
got married
I'll take that
Oh, thanks
When I come to the hospital
I sometimes wished
my husband was a doctor
So if my computer has a virus
I wish my husband
was an engineer
I guess that's
what you mean
Yes
By the way
if...
your mother and wife were drowning
who'd you save first?
My mother, of course
A young woman can
swim and survive
But my mom needs to
be saved by me
I'm conservative
and contradicting
The type to hurt others
easily and selfish
Think a guy like me
can meet a good person?
Since I'm not one myself
Don't worry
I'll introduce you to a nice girl
You have my word
till the end
Hyo-hin, are you okay?
Training for the Olympics?
Hyo-jin, make sure
you win the gold medal!
Yeah, go for the gold
No, I can do it
I've been married
for 14 days, 20 hours
54 minutes
and 21 seconds
22 seconds
23 seconds
Who cares about
your friends
Are you that happy?
Wait for me
Give this back to Hae-sun
What's this?
Why is it so wrapped
up like this?
I gave this to you
but thanks so much
for returning it
Hae-sun cried and
went berzerk over this
Hyo-jin
Come here
Point out
any guy you want
Then I'll bring him
right to you
Tell me who
- How about him?
- Isn't spitting a misdemeanor?
- Yeah, a three-day detention
- No criminals
Then what about him?
His tie sucks
no taste at all
Come on
you're being too picky
That's why...
You don't have a guy
right now
Let me pick one for you
How about him?
Not bad, huh?
He looks like a playboy
Conservative and picky
he's an F
Damn it
Come on
He looks to be successful
and nice enough
You're colorblind
You don't know
how to see men
Coming from
a guy's perspective
He's a great guy, okay?
It's him, end of story
No, the guy next to
him seems better
Who?
Next to him
Where?
That little twirp?
Give me a break
Your taste got weird
You've completely
lost your mind
I'm successful enough
so a younger guy is fine
Yeah?
Wait
Oh no!
Hey, I'm running late
Hyo-jin, I'll call you later
- Come later, okay?
- Joon-ah!
Excuse me
That guy told me
to ask you out
Wanna go to a club?
There's an event
tomorrow, right?
Yes, tomorrow's
your last chance
You'll definitely meet someone
you'll like there
Thanks, Hyo-jin
Lee Kang-hyun?
Hello, it's Kim Hyo-jin
Are you busy?
Well, I called about our event
Place them
one after the other
Song Min-ah!
Stop standing around and work!
Why always pick on me?
Please take
your number card
Look over the list carefully
and mark the name
or number of your choice
Also, don't forget
that there are
three blanks on the back
Thank you
You should rest
instead of being here
Thank you
Don't worry
Sorry I'm late
How do you feel?
Welcome
Hyo-jin!
Kim Hyo-jin!
Now we will begin
today's event
You ladies have always
had only one type, right?
A rich guy
who dies early
Ladies, you're overreacting
at the moment
All of you are
still feeling very awkward
Guys, how about
we clench our fists tight
Hey
Look after your
clients instead
One just arrived
Ready and
one, two, three, success!
Very good
Ladies
you're supposed to clap
You can't sit still
When I count
one, two, three...
What took you so long?
Hyo-jin
who are you waiting for?
Got a question
Yes?
Your ex is better than
starting over again, right?
A tardy student
What a relief
I thought you'd be too busy
During the event
You're late, and what's with
your clothes again?
I worked the night shift
Find someone you're
interested in and jot her down
You can mark up
to three on the back
Good luck
I can mark just one
if I'm interested, right?
It hasn't hit me yet
that it's my last chance
Two, two, three, four
five, six, seven, eight
When you receive
a massage
if you close
your eyes it becomes kinky
Guys, just try to relax
and don't think otherwise
Now relax
One, two, three, four
Now everyone
raise your hands
What are you doing there?
Come and eat
Coming
What were you doing?
Here's our next contestant
Hello
My mom told me to
come here no matter what
Mom, I'm in
an interview
Yes, his mother has called
Anyway
well done gentlemen
and please return
to your seats
We have a lot of
unique people today
Is there any water here?
On the last table
- The next guys
- Fun, isn't it?
- I'm not eating
- Why not?
I see a special gentleman
One has just arrived
He looks to be very brave
Let's have him
up on the stage
Please come up
A big round of
applause everyone
Sir, why were you so late?
Stuck in traffic?
Please introduce yourself
Hello everyone
Within the past year
Seoul has changed a lot
I just arrived
At a Seoul research center
after being in America
Hi, I'm Kim Yong-jin
Nice to meet you
Now I know
what it's like
to be lonely
after living abroad
I've finally come to my senses
that I should really get married
Wait a minute
Then how come
you're so late getting here?
It may be very hard
you to marry by this year
What do you think?
I'm confident I will
I've given it a lot of
thought for a while
All I need to do
now is meet a nice woman
And considering
my appearance
I don't think I'm any less
than the others here
Yes, thank you
Great
I'm going to give
a special chance
to our tardy student
- Yeah, I've seen him before
- Seen anyone you like?
Yes
Can you be quiet?
Then you'll be proposing
to her out in the open
Okay?
Please take this
Now are you ready?
A propose to some lucky girl
- Go!
- Go!
Give him a round of applause
There he goes
Who will this woman be?
There she is!
But why isn't she accepting?
She likes the heart
But not the man perhaps?
Could she like someone else?
School was easy for him
But I guess marriage isn't
I'll give our gentleman
one more chance
A stunning dance sometimes wins
a girl's heart, right?
Cue music!
KAIST PhD
Seoul Research Center
Lee Kang-hyun speaking
Yes
What?
I can't hear you too well
Oh no, she's leaving
That's too bad
But he can't give up
so easily
Kim Yong-jin, hurry
and go catch her
Let's cheer him on with
a big round of applause
Clap your hands
I'll go to the office
now to look for it
Today it's
Not working?
Is that you Hyo-jin?
Hyo-jin!
Kim Hyo-jin!
Hyo-jin, wait!
Hyo-jin!
Hurry! Hurry!
Hyo-jin
where are you?
I looked all over for you
You dropped this
Park Hyun-soo
I'm sorry
You're my agent, right?
I've found a nice girl
Introduce me to her
I'll find her
and set it up
I'll definitely set it up
before I resign
Kim Hyo-jin
Three sweet potato cakes
must mean you're very upset
Hyo-jin, which side
is the window on?
To my left
It's on my left, too
That was
the best event yet
An electric spark of love
Anyway, how many
couples got sparked?
700 couples
70 percent
- The best record yet
- 70 percent
We'll make
big news tomorrow
But it wasn't intentional
It was a definite accident
Grow up
Song-min!
don't you know that
love can't be predicted?
My ace
I'm taking off first
Where are you going?
Hey, I thought the boss
was in love with you
You're right
Grow up
Bye Bye
This sucks
If you get to know me
I'm really nothing special at all
My company's stocks
are rock bottom
We're in a lot of debt
and near bankruptcy
But you already
know my schools
My yearly salary
And even...
The number of spoons
in my home
Girls
That's the guy, huh?
Oh my goodness
That rotten girl
Hyo-jin
Oh no
they're holding hands!
Slice it off!
Slice it off!
It's like some ending
to a romantic comedy
It's not a romantic comedy
if they don't kiss
They're gonna do it!
I can't see
but I think they did!
Really?
They kissed already?
I don't know
I can' see
away!
But it's important
Anyway
it's a happy ending!
This movie is over
I'm hungry
Let's go eat
Oh yeah
remember that great place?
Excuse me
Where is that?
delicious?
I'm over this way
If you have some time
It would be nice
if we could have a drink
I'll treat you
to a great time