Jim & piraterna Blom (1987) - full transcript

Young Jim's father dies but he comes back to Earth time and time again to tell Jim of his adventures. Jim's mother is left to take care of him, while working as a waitress. The little town he lives in is something of a bore, but using his imagination, life can be fun.

It looks dangerous. The kid can climb up on the platform and be abducted.

What if the car runs iva'g, then he will be kidnapped.

Hey, station. I'm out.

-Tornet from Jim's helicopter arrived. -Tornet here. Come on.

I fly east, over. Roger that, come.

Over and out.

There he is! I found him!

-I engage the autopilot. -I is autopilot. Now I drive.

Auto pi lote n I prepare nedhissn / hg.

-Take hold of me! -Now lifts me up you.

Hold on!



AutoPilot Hello and have "what it is.

Hello, My name Roller

Now he comes! Jim Olsson, Tomelilla own hero.

Thank you very much! Thanks.

Thank you, please, Jim!

He has done it again. He has saved Sven lvarsson four years.

This year Harald Treutiger for Sydnytt at Tomelilla square. Over the studio.

Jim?

Jim!

-J im. -Va?

I am going out ! smokehouse a stroke.

You know, I was there.

I will soon.

Yikes, what I'm hungry.



'Now we have something to eat. I do not think mom has acted.

Always there is something well.

An onion, just what we need. It will be a delicate composition.

Hair. Peel the potatoes, so hackarjag onion.

Sometimes it seems that you do not have anything but the imagination can handle it forever.

The roast beef fillet for a hundred bucks is not art

But to do something good for simple stuff - it's art.

Hair is pork loin.

In a man, it will be along the spine. Chop, chop, chop.

It's pretty disgusting to kill animals just to eat.

Yes, but the poor, the carrots, then? As we turn the tops of?

Death is a prerequisite for life. It goes round and round.

Something dies and withers and becomes food for another creature.

So will the new carrots, humans and pigs. Now let's make the sauce.

Grädde. her cream cream.

We can have a little dragon! also. Dragon, Jim.

Estragon in French. You can hold.

And crush it.

And ... port wine.

By-and-by with a!

So there. This is so handsome, so we'll take a picture.

-What are hot right? -It must have a name, yes.

What should we say? Teeny Teeny a la ... a la Claridges.

The head waiter at the restaurant had an artificial eye of enamel or porcelain.

That he happened to lose! stowage.

The president slevade! himself and did not notice that he swallowed ögat-

-förrån next morning when he would go to the bathroom.

Then it stuck! spirit in him. They had to call the doctor,

-As rushed and looked in the back of the president.

"Jeez, it's people in there!" he screamed. Have you heard it before?

-And. -Jaha.

-Hejsan, Jim! -Hello.

How are you here today?

This was not good. I'll call the doctor.

It's probably best you go out for a while.

-What has happened? Pulse feels very weak.

-Download atropine and a akutvåska. -See you, kid.

My name is Jim Olsson. I am nine years old and lives on the desert road 14 in Tomelilla.

My mother named Siv and works at Large hotel / et

It made my father even when he was alive, he was the chef.

He has been a chef in many fine restaurants-

-in France and London and many other countries.

-How much does it cost? -The cost 4 885, plus VAT.

It was a bit expensive. -Then we have oak veneer. 3290, plus VAT.

I go in the third grade. It's not so fun

I'm not talking Skåne as the others.

Here you are.

Our teacher named Sylvester, but called Sew / a.

You should be out during the break. Out, out.

Sorry. Is that you, Jim ... You get to stay inside, if you want. Do you.

Malte, out.

When I was little, I lived in a potato.

What was the name of the potatoes? It was called...

When I lived in Katrineholm, then varjag a small potato.

Our neighbor, Mr. Lind, is very old and sick

I usually help Aunt Lind to drive him.

They call him The potato-Algot.

He is right ROI / g, but Mrs Lind is a surkärring

I am interested in motorcycle races they have on Svampabanan.

Fo'rut sam / ed I space stuff, but now Sam / s I geological rocks.

For example, the magnetic / t and mica. An amber I

The priest Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, as in heaven, so on earth

Our daily bread give us today and forgive us our shoulder

-such as we forgive our debtors

And lead us not! temptation, but deliver us from evil

For thine is the kingdom and the power and hårligheten! eternity. Amen.

Behold!

Singing Only one day, one moment! sends

What comfort than what comes on

All the rest of my father's hands

Would I, as a child, well worry then?

He bore me a father's heart

-giverju to every newborn day

-its fair share of joy and smärta-

-Moda, rest and pleasant

So I found a green cloak atop vinden-

-Like my mother had had some time in the 40s.

What quality! The varju crap mother.

I just needed to remove someone råvskinnskrage-

And add it ten centimeters.

Sometimes I play with Tony Månsson who is twelve years. He ro'ker Sometimes

-Have you done your homework? -Yes.

You're lying!

All good craftsman is slightly drunk.

Do you know what this is? -No.

Carbon black. The blackest available. Hey, I have an idea '.

-What then? Come.

Stop. I brought a funnel too. Keep the carbon black! barrels.

-Do it yourself. -You do not dare!

-I do certain. -Do it then!

I have to stick to the gymnasium.

Sit down.

-Can I use the bathroom? What is this nonsense?

The Harju just been resting. Imagine if everyone would do it? Sit down.

Who has found these tomfoolery? Stretch out your hands.

Nåmen, Jim...

Jim, I did not believe you.

Now that you have ... when you're ... I mean, after all that has happened.

What do you think your father would think?

He'd probably thought it was funny. -Now blirjag sorry, Jim.

I need to talk to your mom. You kundeju have destroyed the organ!

Do not blame away from you at Tony. I know it was you and thus basta!

I would like to see Sylen! He must have looked like a licorice figure.

He did. And the porter said he could vacuum the organ.

It varju good.

Who are you? -My name is Lisa. Hi.

I go to the college. She rents the recreation room the whole stay.

I'm home in the evenings when your mother works.

Great! Then we will not have to ask Aunt Lind look to you.

Yes, she usually always grumpy. -There are some spring rolls! freezer.

Be sure no one in the oven as you did last. The smoke was like a broom! kitchen.

It smelled fire chinese across the desert road. Oops, what feelings, huh!

Look, as I look. So I can not come to the hotel. When escaping guests.

/ want to be part of your dreams,
my lo ve

Because in dreams-

-everyth/ng seems to be love

What are you doing, Jim? This is my rock collection.

What is this? It is magnetite. It is magnetic.

-Magnetisk iron oxide. And what is that way?

That's rock crystal. -Yeah. And the yellow?

That's amber. -Yeah.

Which is not really rock, but dried resin. The I found at Haväng.

-How nice. Is this your teddy bear? Yeah, it's my old crap teddy.

And now let's bake! Yes, but what are you doing.?

Noise from the kitchen What are you doing? -lngenting!

What is this?

Have you baked? This year scones. What it smells good. Can you bake scones?

It may well all. -Certainly...

Good night then. Sleep well.

You seem to be difficult for the seventh table. - Five times seven, Anna?

-36. No, 35! -35. Right.

-Three times seven? -21.

-21, yes. - Jim, eight times seven? -Eight times seven ...

-Eight seven times. That's as much as ... fifty ...

-Fifty...? -Femtio ... Fifty ... two!

No, fifty, Jim. Fifty-six. Look there! table.

What is 550 times 1111? Awl?

550 times in 1111?

Yes. And plus billion.

Oi, Oi, Oi --- Why, it becomes too much.

That you can never learn in 1111: an! Then we ask ... Aunt Lind.

-May I use the bathroom? -No. Wait until there is a break.

-I can not. I also have to go.

-Me too. I must. I also have to go!

What is that silliness? I'm disappointed in you!

Help, I pee on me! -I want to go home. I have pooped on me.

-I have that too. Same hair.

-Lortgrisar! I'm disappointed in you. -I want to go home!

Tomorrow will you be able to all cities. And we are going to study at the municipal building.

I do not want to sit in this smell. I slide off the chair!

-Hurry up! -Fy! Do not touch the fruit!

Come on now, Bruno! -One such a LITTLE BLIGHTER.

Youth is terrible nowadays. It was different in my time.

-Have you heard that fermentation has gone up? -Has she?

Forward!

-Listen you ... Do you have a crown for a beer? -Help! A dirty old man!

-It year per hen. He's not dangerous. -Thank you, please schoolmaster.

Come down immediately dårifrån!

Potato! Potato!

Stop! - Stop tickling, Sylen.

Hjårtligt vålkomna, heterojunction children.

I'm kommunalnåmndens chairman Sture Brink.

And this year, our old president, Will Selected Pamp.

Snoring is not, Sylen!

Hair meets municipal parakeet consist ng each week-

-and dimponerar on konkaronterna of disponenta abrakyler.

We have a Boustrophedon of twelve million per korviell masturbation-

-and that we need laxatives every quarter a net additional cash.

But we are using sybraxen and mannifikatatorn, everything is on the computer.

The school bell rings

Jim sounds like a motorcycle

Can we go into the bank? It's fun. And collect money. Download potat ...

No ... But little friend. Who are you? What's your name?

Jim. Uncle will remember me? Yes, of course. You are Kim. Little Kim.

Oh, Kim. I have so much hair in hand. It hurts so.

Who is the lady next to us? -Your own wife.

Of course I know. The potato Have I been married for a thousand years.

What you jabbering. I do not want anybody potatisfru.

Tony! Can I follow the Svampabanan today?

No, I'll sell Gotti today.

But do not you fix me? Your brother is supposed to run.

Yeah, okay then. Jump up. You promised to help me with Algot.

-Just today. It is so small piece left. We Harju bags and everything!

Svampabanan? Is it potatiståvlingar? Kila away, you. Hi.

-Yes. I help aunt tomorrow. -Förskråckliga kid!

I'll talk to your mother.

Gotti! Come and buy!

Gotti! Come and buy!

S pea ker winner J / m Olsson receives crowd cheers dirty, but happy.

It went well, bro. -Tjena Jim. How is it?

You drove stenbra, mash!

Sounds like a motorcycle

"Must stick to Ystad. Your mother works! Tonight."

"She said you would go to the hotel. Hug Lisa"

Jim The many pappska / parts to the hotel Sometimes it is sorry for the mother.

Edible.

And...

Welcome. Will it be from the smorgasbord and the menu?

I'll have the smorgasbord.

-My wife wants a bowl of sour milk. -Sour milk? I know...

-What's the brawn? Have not you file? -Jovisst, but ...

Then she will have it. I'm going to have one four vodka and beer.

The wife does not want anything to drink. She runs. Yes?

And.

He should have a smorgasbord and she just curdled.

Help me with cornflakesen. That she may well have.

Look at them. She snafsar! the lot from his plate.

-Filmjölken she has not even touched. -Then she must pay for the smorgasbord.

Oh, it will be only a fraction. There are bumps, Jim.

Shall We Dance?

Jim, Jim, Jim, tjo and Chimen Kefir is just like glue

130 SEK, it was expensive. Hurry, 131. The tip årju abolished now.

Well, I see it. Welcome back.

Excuse me. You forgot the sour milk.

That pappska / smooth will probably not return.

Do not you want to have mashed potatoes, Jim? -No thanks.

Jim returned everything except potatoes. -I hate mashed potatoes.

-All kids like val puree. It's something with the consistency.

One could make the old mill to the summer café.

It would have an open kitchen! ground floor.

And so the furniture up there, as well.

It lives as little people! Övraby. Where would you get the guests come from?

There are thousands of tourists in the summer.

All Harju and car.

So I would have horticulture furniture out there when it's nice weather.

You have your dreams, lnez. And I have mine.

Tomelilla years and remains a shithole.

Hair is not me old, that is for sure. A friend called from Gothenburg.

He said they needed cooks to Park Avenue. I'll call him tomorrow.

What do you say about it, Siv little? Gothenburg. Follow.

Ah! You're crazy. Jim gårju! school. Gothenburg...

Kal and Ada and rejoice at Liseberg, or?

They have good schools in Gothenburg? They need looking waitresses with.

What the hell!

What it is you who did that?

Hello Hello? Come, let's go home.

Put on your jacket. So there.

Maybe I should find a new job.

I make no further good hair.

A guy at the bank said they can sell the house at a good price now.

I think we're moving all the time. That's the job.

The restaurant industry. You have to move.

-Bruno is a bad cook. -What do you mean?

He keeps potato flour! Béarnaise sauce. It would never father did.

-Bruno? Why are you talking about Bruno? You want to move with him to Gothenburg.

Never! life! Kiss me slowly. Bruno?

He's not exactly my type, so to speak.

Loved the little Jim, we're not moving anywhere.

It was just a whim I got. Not with eachother.

We have detju good hair. Own house.

And a lot of nice people. -Gråt not, Mom. Do not do it.

It's just that I feel so ... alone.

And stupid. And bad mom.

No, you're the best mom and you are not alone, you have me.

Yes I have. Loved the little Jim.

Other exciting and Chimen.

It's just that ...

That I...

You? You can stay home from school tomorrow.

-Why? -It's filming at the hotel.

You can WALK ON. What cool. Real movie.

Sjunger
/ want to be part of your dreams,
my love

Because in the dreams-

-everyth / a seems-

-to be love

So close your eyes and fall asleep,
my lo ve

Yes, fa/l asleep-

-into the deep ha ven of paradise

Where lam part of your dreams

Action.

-Sh/t! J/m is here!
-Coo//t, Johnny. /'/I get you

Jim... Jim/Jim, no!

Cut!

Applause

Jimmy... Beautiful Jimmy.
Just beautiful!

-Oh, yeah. ..
- Thank you, Jimmy.

Welcome to this filming.

The scene we take today is a bit tricky, because it is about a film.

lngvar this be me - the film director.

-Camera! -You should be restauranggåster.

You need only think of one thing. Never look into the camera.

NårAgnes go to the kitchen, you'll ...

I? -Tittai the camera.

Then break cheating director and says "Do not look at the camera".

Thus the camera, is not it.

It may sound complicated, but we repeat, so it submits itself enough.

We'll start with that.

Silence. Shooting. Camera.

-Går. -Clap.

Start.

-Bryt! So you fumble. I have never done this kind of thing before.

We must have a real waitress who can show. You there!

I guess I can do.

No, breakout! This is not possible. We must have a real waitress showing.

-What's your name? -Siv.

Can you show Ruth how she'll show Agnes how to stack plates?

You will filmstjårna. -At the cinema.

You put it in, you can add on ... and take that.

All right, then we try a rehearsal. -Camera. Start.

-Bryt! So you fumble. I have never done this kind of thing before.

We must have a real waitress to show you. - You, show her.

-Hello? You should look into the camera. -Bryt! Do not look into the camera!

He said I would look into the camera! -Bryt. It was really as you did.

But he spelarju a filmregissör-

-As says a statistically not to look in the camera.

We pretend that he gets angry for that. Do you understand?

-Silence shooting! Camera. -Is.

-Tap. -Start.

-Tap. -Start.

-Bryt! So you fumble. I have never done this kind of thing before.

We must have a real waitress showing. - You, show her how to do.

Break! Do not look into the camera!

Dad!

Break! Who the hell yells my father! removal?

I hate all the people and all are stupid. I hate, I hate.

-Are you sad? -Let me be.

Jim, why are you so sad?

What? Why are you sad? I yearn so much for Dad.

It feels like I have a large black stone in his chest.

It is difficult to say something.

I felt so when my grandmother died. I was very much of her as a kid.

But you killed her's choice not? -What do you mean?

I killed my father Because I did not press the button on the hospital.

Do not say that! It was not your fault!

Your father was very ill. Nobody could do anything!

Do not think that way. You make me jåtteledsen.

Go away! Go out of my room! Go!

Hello?

HaIIå, hello, hello, Jim! How are you?

What plans for you? Because you're dead.

Hmmm ... Death and death ... I do not know.

Out of town, you could say. So you and mom will teach you handle yourselves.

No. You're dead. Death is, I know.

It is clear that it is, but ... Death is nothing to worry about.

In addition, his name is not death, but the Kola Vippen. I know him.

Want to meet him? I will call on him. - Die!

Hello Hello. Things, things. Yikes, what a lot of things this year.

It will be. You buy, you work, the kids want.

Hi, Jim. I'm Kola Vippen. I take care of people who have deoxycholate.

When they die. I'll get them with the moped and drive them up! Eternity.

What is eternity? What can I say? Yes...

If you think that you go on a ball to get to the end.

But you will never end, because there is nothing. Nobody beginning either.

So this year it Eternity.

It's hard to think about. A little scary. I do not get it.

Imagine this: Eternity is forever. It has neither beginning nor end.

People Ari eternity evighet-

-and suddenly born one of them at the bottom of the earth.

Then they become sad. "Fia-Lotta year born," they say, and hangs his head.

But after a while, Fia-Lotta lived finished his life

And coming back to Eternity. Then get all excited and ready party!

But what do you do! Eternity? -Will you remember Grandpa?

He smoked cigars and could blow away the ten-trout.

Thousand Pieces also ...

We usually give ourselves away at the bottom of the earth. We are invisible to humans.

We go to places and see things that have happened and will happen.

I have taken some pictures. Are they new?

Do you know who that is? It is Jesus. And the fat years, Peter.

And this year Napoleon. He had a stomach ache. The hand inside the vest ...

Who is space pilot? -Honom you do not know the river.

It's your son, Knut, when he was going to Jupiter.

-What's the black stones? That's sad stones.

When someone dies, there will always be someone so sad that he gets a big rock! chest.

-I have. -All grief weighing nerjorden.

Therefore, I go around and pick sorgestenar-

And drive them far into space and dumps them into a big, black hole.

But if someone dies, must surely be sad?

Of course you'll be sorry, it is all about somebody The door

-but not have one of those black grief

-As means that you can not be bothered to be nice to second-

-or be glad when it's nice weather or something funnily hands.

All the grief weighing on nerjorden already heavy and difficult.

By the way, fårjag watch your sorrow stone?

-Does it hurt? -No. As being kicked by a fly.

Get to know ... It'll probably be the fourth pipe wrench.

It is this and so we lift there. What cold it is!

Yes, I harjust been at the North Pole and downloaded an Eskimo.

A little to the left and a little to the right. Oh, hey!

Look! What bamsing! It weighs surely at least two kilos. Feel it!

0]. Oi, OJ- Sana, do not walk around with.

Help me, I'll split it.

This year mourning very core. Look how it sparkles.

It is the finest piece of the whole grief. It will never be done away with.

It should we stop back again.

So there. There you have it.

It allows one to understand other people.

It lights you up inside, you understand.

It's late. I'm going out to the Milky Way and tip the stone.

Are you going to the Milky Way? Fårjag ride to Saturn then?

You know, the planet with rings. Yes, but I'm going to Malmö ago.

Then stannarjag on Saturn so long.

Jim, do not tell mom about the hair!

It's a secret. We can not show us.

-Hello! Hey, then, your sausage!

-Bye! -Hey Hey hey!

Bye!

I thought the time passed very quickly. Suddenly it was summer.

It went a bit better in math.

I had to be with the football team when Stone moved I was mA / guard.

But only in one match, because I conceded twelve goals

Look, I've got a fish!

Tony and I got quite a lot of risk as we said / they Great hotel / et

I had to help in the kitchen there and bake scones. It could not Bruno.

I was 6 over 50 bucks. Lättföihänta money.

Hey then, Jim. Let's go. They are for you.

What? Have you made the earrings for yourself? Oh, how cute they were!

Thanks, Jim. They were wonderful. Bye.

Lisa went, she was right so't. But stupid too. and old

For the last time, remove your hand. It is not the hand, the year of the foot.

It was a Smålänning who came to Stockholm to see hockey ...

Hey, Tony! Ha || on, Jim!

Come here and you'll see.

One and twenty, it's not really wise.

Hey, PEG OUT! Who will you pick? -Farbror Lind. He has become so bad.

Now Potato-Algot said his last potatoes.

Now I'll bring him up to Eternity. Hey you!

Hey!

God, what it tumbles!

You do not look ridiculous! garbage bag.

I get it in your eyes all the time. -Take the hair.

No, give me the knife, so kommerjag ate! slots. Thanks.

-Potatoes-Algot to die now. -What are you saying?

He Harju seen more alert out lately.

Now I know what you may have on your head.

This can have.

That one? The serjag crazy out!. Sure, why not?

The doorbell rings, I thought it rang.

The door was open, so I ... Is Mom home?

-Yes. It varju well, there.

-Varsågod. You must think about chocolate? No, I never eat sweets.

It varju sin. Now, where's Mommy? It's probably not so good today.

-What do you mean? She has their attacks.

Attack?

In the past they came once a month, now they more often.

You're a funny boy! She is furious. Then she attacks.

Now I do not understand.

She believes she can fly. She jumped down from the kitchen steps.

rims she jumped on brevbåraren, stabbed him with a large knife.

Jim! Who was it that came?

screaming

What was it Gosta? I think he's crazy.

He thinks he's an alien.

CZ to the control station. UFOs have landed on the desert road.

-Hejsan, Jim! Siv inside? No, she works night today.

Does she? Well. Uh ... I was driving errors.

How do you get in on the desert road?

Just turn in there, you will enter on the desert road.

Jaha. Ja, ja.

Oh, she's working! evening. Yes you can, as I said ...

Jim, fårjag enter and leave the flowers to her?

She is allergic. She can not bear flowers. Full head swells up on her.

Make it there? That was weird. Oh, yes ...

Well, then, so ... Goodbye, Jim.

-Hysch. -What then?

God, you scared! Take off your mask.

Are you awake yet? -I could not sleep.

-This is Ove. -Hello.

He was the main hotel and was craving coffee and then he drove me home.

And smörmat with dot sausage, if you have it.

Have I -Javisst it. -Do not prick sausages in the hotel?

I put on some coffee.

Not the hell is she allergic. She liked my flowers.

That was weird.

When I picked cornflowers she swelled up like a melon.

Why you give her flowers, then? You said that she tolerates flowers!

Maybe I did wrong.

Do you have oil heating or electric heating?

We like bad se ... element ... Elementvårme.

Oh you...

What are you doing here? -Siv said I would get a cup of coffee.

I just wanted to see how you were. Can not you see my father?

Well then, I see you have a hydronic heating! element-

But it can be both oil and immersion heater.

He could not see or hear me. It can only be you. Look. - Well, well, well!

I'm thinking of putting in a heat exchanger at home.

It has an electric compressor

-with thermostatically controlled oljetrågsuppvårmning.

"The evaporator and condenser."

Superb, that is!

"Thermostatically controlled." He årju crazy.

What's so funny? -Jim think exchangers are fun.

And so, it is. I told him about the small heat pump WPL 20K.

I can not hear more about pumps. I go to Africa. See you, Jim. Hey!

What fun you think the technical stuff is fun!

Yes, is not it?

Though the works prevailed shaky when it is more than minus seven degrees.

So? It låterju fun.

-Sju degrees? -Yes. Seven degrees.

I vetju not ...

Hey, Aunt Lind! -What do you want?

You should not save the black mourning stone but only the diamond.

What are you talking nonsense? -Do not be sad.

Potato-Algot years! Eternity. He might look at Napoleon.

How strange you talk.

It's a secret, but the dead as well as out of town, they are always there.

Little Jim, you who enjoyed it so hard to comfort an old hag?

Come on, Jim! Now we go to Summerland! -Plocka happy cherry! My gardener!

-Yes! That is how it should be! Try, Jim! -No, I do not want to.

Come on now!

-Tjoho! -Aiaiaiaa!

Should we go out on the lake for a while?

No, I do not know ... No, it's blowing so.

-Are you afraid? Come on, we take the tail. -Rådd ?!

No, I'm never scared. Hair dance no limping cobbler!

Yes, then you should out to sea. -Yes.

Help, I can not swim! Help!

I can not swim!

I can not swim.

Look here! My nice suit.

It cost ! 550 tension. I bought it in Malmo. My nice suit.

There's a cold wind. Now we run quickly to the car.

No, that does not work. I can not wet the pile. I take a taxi.

-It does not matter. It's just water. -Just water?!

Take my shirt, so you do not freeze.

Look, so muddy I am. I can not get dirty plush.

I do not understand you. Nothing you think is fun.

Ove and I have tried to entertain you all day, but you are just sour.

It was fun when he fell! water. -Now you mean.

I want to do something fun for you. I want to have a party when I birthday.

Party? Sure, why not?

One with balloons and garlands.

No, a pirate party! Yeah, that sounds fun.

-Skota FOCKEN, Jim! -You, too, Kapten.

A fine sjörövarbåt. It will be called Sjödjåvulen.

It was an ugly name for a nice boat.

Hi.

-Varsågod, it's for you. -Have the honor of the birthday.

Why have you turned on the table? It årju a pirate ship.

Welcome! I have to work, but there's cake, buns and lemonade! cuisine-

-As you can take when you have sjörövat finished. Goodbye, everybody!

Welcome, all pirates. We will sail to the Caribbean.

Hustle and bustle

Fyrverkeripjåserna do we have that cannon. - Was a little quiet!

Can you be quiet!

No no! Not now! Late!

What many space stuff you have. Is that your teddy bear?

Let be my teddy bear. We play that we're being followed by a warship.

No, that's silly.

Can we take the cake now? I'm hungry. -Do not you play a pirate?

-No. I want to play hockey games.

-Kapten Jim! -Hi!

I'm with you! We weighed anchor and go east under full sail.

The police are after us. It's best we elevators pirate flag.

Brassa fockarna! Full speed ahead!

Hooray for Captain Jim! Hurray! Hurray!

-Poor year half the blood - Halfdan. -Yes box, all right, kapten.

Professor Spuling, he's a little crazy.

I'm here, you're there. -There years JUGGINS.

And Eskil Blom. - You do well not mutiny, Eskil?

No, it lovarjag. Not even a child mutiny.

-Potatoes-Algot know you. Hey, little potatoes.

-Råttnos and Örvall. -An elementary school kid and me.

Here Pirate SIV with cake! -Hurray! Captain, we have company!

A whole boat with porcelain belltower come here!

-Halvdan, take the helm! -Aj, AJ, captain.

Bad!

The police are after us!

-Police Police potato pig! -Kriminal, forensics, potato!

-GIR babord! -You, too, Kapten.

-Kanonbetjåningen to their seats! -Aj, aye, Captain!

-K | art! Give him a broadside, Mr. Bloom!

Aye, aye, Captain! - Elevera two! FIRE!

Condemned! We missed! - Aim for two dashes port!

Is it right or left? 'Left, stupid!

So port.

So there, yes. - Give them a new broadside, Mr. Bloom!

FIRE!

-Jippi! We got them! -Hurray!

-Potato! -Bårga and furl the sails!

Now you see what I have! Crutch.

Captain Kidd's secret map that I bought for 1200 gulddubloner.

Roll it up so I can see.

What does this mean?

What think the professor? That's Lackalänga, the sunken city.

-Hinner we get there! night? Yes, in this wind, so.

-Hands up! -Now is the second potatoes!

Jim, you drive us like slaves on board. Therefore, we now mutiny!

-Eskil, you lovadeju! -Lita never a long head.

-Put down your weapons! -Otherwise can you walk the plank.

Now you'll get!

Now it's cooked pork fried!

-Coffee! Yes, the coffee!

-Yeah! -Potato.

Jabba-dabba-doo!

On the Hi and Ha! On the Hi and Ha!

-French fries! -Goodbye, mr Chips!

Now it's more than cigars!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Apple sauce! Apple sauce!

-Hello. -Hello.

Ow! In Haj!

Eh...Jim?

Jim? Can you ask someone to come to my father away?

-Now you're stuck! Now you are stuck! Jim, my father is calling you!

-Come on! -Come, Jim!

-Ouch ouch ouch! We're leaving! -Good. Return to Procedure.

I never give! I continue mutiny.

Bind Eskil to the mast! - Someone supper, do not!

-Ohoj, down there! -What do you want?

I see a strange cross in the water ahead!

That's Lackalänga, the sunken city. It do not care about me in.

Shut up. - We have arrived! ! the sunken city is a great treasure!

Hurray!

Can not come down soon? -Hissa immediately her down!

Follow me.

Here is my latest invention, a periskopkikare-

-As you can see under water. You can lower it down to 30 meters.

Thank you so much for before locking, Professor.

Thanks. - It was like this:

There was once a city called Lackalänga.

In 1778 it was besieged by thousands of pirate ships.

They shot so many cannonballs at it that it fell.

How we get the treasure without diving suit? -Remove cannon balls, so does the city.

How do you remove them all? It's just the reverse.

Rev Rev ... ... what is it? -Professorns invention.

Imagine a vacuum cleaner that blows! instead of sucking.

-Man turning the multi integral screws. -Man micklar little and hold! sugkrut.

Then go the guns backwards and sucks balls! instead of shooting them.

-Good. Make the guns suck. -Take binoculars, so gårjag up.

And, behold, professorn.

Wait, wait. -What heavy it was!

Jim? I want to talk to you. Come on.

I was a bit stupid to Ove other day.

Butcher Ove Bengtsson Ranner for mom?

That's good, because he's so goofy. -No. You're wrong, Jim.

-Ove Bengtsson is a good man. What he has with the mother to do?

Mom has it hard now when I dead. She needs someone to talk to.

Someone adult. You help her if you are a bit happier to Ove.

You will learn to like him.

I'll try.

Set all sails!

Now serjag Lackalänga, the sunken city located on the bottom.

Can I see?

It's fantastic!

Now all guns reverse! - Stay! sugkrutet.

And, behold, sir!

-Klara, färdiga, sug! -You, too, Kapten!

Behold!

-Kapten, look! periskopkikaren! I may borrow that one.

Suck as fast as nine can!

Potato.

She eases!

Stop! Poor indoor finns treasure.

Follow me!

Ah! Air! How lovely! Fresh air!

It was near the end of my vattentåta castle after all these years.

We'll get him before he notices something.

Now you're stuck. Now you're stuck.

You'll never get in, Because I switch on the transparent atom laser port.

Well, well, well!

What did I say? You never manage an atom laser port!

Professor, what do we do?

An atom laser port will not igenom-

-If you do not have a antiatomlaserports- cannon and not grow on trees.

All our struggle was in vain.

You'll never make it, as I called Adam Bloom!

Bloom? What if he's related to mutineer Eskil Blom?

It's possible. They are equal. I touch him.

How is it to live underwater? -Jåttefint.

The castle is vattentått and Fish Have I caught.

But it's been very lonely. I am the only survivor.

So. Hope ashore now, your mutineer.

Nåmen, Eskil! No, now ...

Yes but it sure is Eskil. Eskil Blom, my half-brother!

What hurt my northern eye? Adam Bloom, my half-brother!

-It was nice to see you! -Adam Bloom!

I never thought you were here! Lackalänga, the sunken city.

-Can be allowed to come in? -Of course. Come in. Come in.

-Letar for treasure? -Yes.

It may feel free to take care of. The Year! kållarvalvet.

Bra.

-Adam, religion moluskruskar to. -Old |.

Like pajamas?

It was really nice. Just what I wished for.

God, this looks like. But it could be expected. Did you have fun?

Yes, we played we won Lackalänga, the sunken city.

You, tomorrow, we are invited to dinner with Ove and his mother! Spjutstorp.

-Ove? Do we have to? -Opp, opp. Remember what I said.

Yes. - It will be great fun.

-Thank you thank you. Jim has been a little difficult for mashed potatoes.

Slidder, gossip. Alla child ålskar potatismos.

Ove could eat as much puree any time when he was little.

Try to eat a little.

It årju no instant mashed potatoes, it has.

It may not fit gunstig gentleman with meatballs, either?

Ove If Pågen not like mashed potatoes, he does not eat it.

-These! -I?

-Is it yours? Yeah, it's my old tåvlingscykel.

-Tåvlar you? -No not now. It was a long time ago.

My mother did not have shit inside the cottage.

This I can start for you.

-Äh! -Jim!

-What nice stuff you have. Yes, you want to have sturdy vehicles.

This rod with reel to went on the 1700 bucks.

Fish you a lot?

Hmmm ... this is really the first time.

But you said you wanted, so I got some stuff.

It is prohibited to fish with these rods in this lake.

-So? But I have extra fishing line to you.

Well. Yes Yes. How...

-How do you do with the hair, then? -I will show you.

You are happy for stuff, you.

Jim, my float sank. You have pacifier. Pull up gently.

Have I n ... I have baby! I have baby!

Haven! Haven! Give me the great oceans.

Look! Look! A pike!

The years right gådda!

Help! I can not swim! -Ove!

-Practice! -Hjå | p!

-Keep, Jim! Should I get him? -No!

These!

I can not swim!

Take tag! kåttingen! Practice!

Bye, Jim! You did great!

These ...

coughing vigorously

How about you? How are you? Yes, it is good.

But Pike stole my nice rod. You and your stuff.

I run and call mom.

Yes, yes ... Then you get well stand and flutter! tailgate again.

It seems that Ove going to move in with us. Then we get enough heat pump.

Yes, but vetju never ...

Hi, Jim!

Omelette!