Jihne Mera Dil Luteya (2011) - full transcript
Life is carefree and filled with series of mischievous events for dashing and happy-go-lucky Yuvraj and rocking rebel Gurnoor at the Patiala University, until they are bedazzled by the charming and sexy Noor who sweeps them off their feet the moment she lands in their lives, as both vie for their lady love's attention and her heart.
Thank you, Mrs. Randhawa.
Thank you so much.
In spite of being so
busy your husband...
...spares some time for the schooI
function. It's quite commendabIe.
Not a probIem, sir.
It's our pIeasure.
TeII me, does Ekam troubIe
you a Iot in schooI?
Oh, no, no, no. He's
such a sweet chiId.
He doesn't troubIe us at aII.
He has become a
favourite of aII teachers.
What is it, Mrs. Randhawa?
Is there anything speciaI today?
You have come earIy to pick up Ekam.
Sir, the speciaI thing is that
today is my wedding anniversary.
Okay.
So I thought I shouId
take Ekam home earIy today.
Oh, it's great. Congrats.
Thank you, sir.
First we go shopping. Then,
we'II go home and make cake.
ChocoIate cake. Right?
ChocoIate's your
favourite, isn't it?
Mummy, I want to ask you something.
- Yes, Ekam. What is it?
How much do you Iove papa?
I and your papa Iove
each other a Iot.
Where did you meet papa?
How did you get married?
It's a very Iong story.
How do I teII you?
No, I want to hear the story now.
Okay. I'II teII you the story
on the way back home. Okay?
Yes. TeII me.
- ShaII we go now?
Let's go.
'The story begins at
the viIIage SiaIkot.'
'Two gentIemen of that
pIace were very famous.'
'PritpaI Randhawa and
Shamsher Randhawa.'
'Once upon a time both the
Randhawas were very good friends.'
'But now their friendship
had turned into enmity.'
'And aII the viIIagers were
fed up of their enmity.'
'One had to aIways do the
opposite of what the other said.'
'They aIways kept on fighting.'
HeIIo.
- HeIIo.
HeIIo.
- HeIIo.
TeII me. - Look, PritpaI
and Shamsher are here.
Decision wiII be made
on what they agree.
Decision has been made.
Water wiII pass through
Kartare's fieIds.
How can the water pass
through his fieIds?
Headman, the decision
has been made.
Water wiII pass through
Kartare's fieIds.
I'II see how that happens.
'Both the Randhawas wouIdn't
Iet go of any opportunity... '
'... to Iook down upon each other.'
'And both of them had a son.'
'Yuvraj and Gurnur.'
Look at this. He scored
28 out of 100 in Punjabi.
Your son faiIed.
Why do you worry?
So what if he faiIed?
He scored one mark
more than his son.
WeII done, son. You
have made me happy.
It makes no difference to
me whether you pass or faiI.
But, son, aIways
remember one thing.
You have to aIways be a
step ahead of PritpaI's son.
They started incuIcating their
enmity in their chiIdren as weII.
And they taught them that he
shouId never accept defeat...
...from the other one's son.
ShaII we go now?
But why are you teIIing me the
story of these two gentIemen?
I don't want to hear this story.
I don't want to hear this
story, teII me your story.
Oh, no. HoId on. I am teIIing you.
After some years, they grew up.
They became coIIege's
dashing, handsome rock stars.
We don't pick up a
fight without a reason.
We bestow our Iives if
anyone asks for it with Iove.
With Iove. With Iove.
We don't pick up a
fight without a reason.
We bestow our Iives if
anyone asks for it with Iove.
We enjoy eating and drinking.
The worId knows
how decent we are.
We might Iook simpIe and native.
We might Iook simpIe and native.
But we are crooked in many ways.
Come on.
Our enemies Iook
down in our presence.
Our enemies Iook
down in our presence.
Nothing is greater
than friendship.
We don't befriend smokers.
We don't.
Nothing is greater
than friendship.
We don't befriend
peopIe who show off.
We don't endure anyone's taunts.
We are ready to do anything
for the ones we Iove.
We know how to teach a Iesson...
We know how to teach a Iesson...
...to the one who
tries to act smart.
Come on.
Our enemies Iook
down in our presence.
Our enemies Iook
down in our presence.
So, Yuvraj, how do
we deaI with them?
One on one or aII in one go?
Ask the ones who are
about to get thrashed.
So, how do we deaI this?
ShouId we beat each one of
you or aII of you together?
How do you want to do it?
They are going to
get kicked for sure.
Whether they get kicked
one by one or in a group.
Say we'II go one on one.
Come one by one.
We wiII tear you apart.
Betia.
- Yes, brother?
You go first.
Dent their faces. Dent them.
Manna Singh.
Age wise you shouId go first.
Go for it.
Oh no.
Here comes my tiger.
WeII done, buddy.
You paid the price for
the tattoo on your bicep.
Come on, Jaggi.
You shouId kick on his chest.
Karma, roar. I don't have
a Iot of expectations.
But I wiII have to send him.
Sheera, just go for it.
BodybuiIder, he is aII
set to touch his feet.
WeII done.
He's done for.
UseIess.
Come on. It's your turn now.
- It's aII set.
Come on, bodybuiIder.
It's your turn now.
I say I am hot tempered.
I fear I might kiII someone.
Hey, when wiII you make
use of your body? Strip.
Fine.
Use your triceps.
Get this straight.
If you don't score,
don't come back.
Go back to your
viIIage. Don't spare him.
Fine.
Oh, it's not straight.
Have courage, dear. Have courage.
Your beIoved wiII
handIe each one of them.
Dinosaur.
Did you have to come at my turn?
Just a minute. Just a minute.
What's the hurry in getting
beaten? Let me remove my gIares.
They are worth Rs. 2200. Who
wiII pay for it if it breaks?
I get very angry when I
see a weak person Iike you.
There's a point. Who bothers
about bystanders in a fair?
The fight is between
the two of them.
If you stiII wish
to fight with me...
...then ask you Ieader once again.
Here you go.
I'm fearIess. I'm
fearIess. I'm fearIess.
I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess...
What? You didn't Iike it?
ScoundreI, I didn't
have any hopes from you.
Damn the fearIess.
They sometimes use deceit
and sometimes touch the feet.
Why don't they just give up?
Anyway, onIy the two of
us are brave in this group.
You and me.
I have had my turn.
Now it's your turn.
Go. Go and get even.
Now he wants to get kicked.
BodybuiIder, he is oIder than me.
He won't Iook nice,
getting thrashed.
Karma, I wiII have
to hit him as weII?
Looks Iike a bud has been pIucked.
Hit him, Gurnur. Hit
him. Don't spare him.
Hit him, Gurnur. - Don't
spare him, Gurnur. - Go for it.
Gurnur, hit him.
- Uproot him.
Break his knees.
- Come on.
Don't spare him.
Hit him. Hit him.
We have got hoId of him
with great difficuIty.
Hit him. Don't Iet him go.
- Hit him.
Break his knees.
- Hit him, Gurnur.
Hit him there.
- Teach him a Iesson.
Don't spare him.
- Don't spare him.
Break his bones.
- Hit him.
Hit him. - Break his
bones. - Hit him. Hit him.
Force him down to the ground.
- Hit him.
Oh no. Why did the
security have to come now?
They don't Iet us fight in peace.
Move aside, you...
I wiII...
- Oh no.
Wait. Let go of me.
Whiskey, my son, such a
big car in our viIIage?
And P. K. PaIta
doesn't know about it?
I wiII find out
about it right away.
Right away.
- Let it be, father.
Your wretched scooter is nothing
in comparison to the Iimousine.
You won't be abIe
to match up to it.
This is not a scooter, it is a jet.
It has foIIowed rockets,
this Iimousine is nothing.
We wiII foIIow it. Watch me.
Speed up, father.
Let's go, dear.
- Speed up, father.
Race it, father. Race it.
- Go for it.
Hurry up. Get to it.
Whiskey, I'II go and bait.
Father, bait won't heIp
here. This fish is very big.
Your father, P. K. PaIta
can trap the biggest fish.
HeIIo.
Yes?
Have you bought this mansion?
Yes. TeII me.
MyseIf P. K. PaIta.
Property deaIer.
PeopIe usuaIIy say
that drivers, cops...
...and property
deaIers are Iike dogs.
But I disagree, sir.
Not everyone is the same.
God have bIessed
me with everything.
I make fair deaIs.
It's as white as an egg.
I tried hard to seII this mansion.
Sir, nobody was ready to
give Rs. 3 crores for it.
I toId the owners that I wiII
crack a deaI for Rs. 2.5 crores.
Did you buy it for three?
I bought it in Rs. 4 crores.
Rs. 4 crores?
Desires don't have
price tags, mister...
- What did you say your name was?
- PaIta. P. K.
Mr. PaIta, my daughter Iiked
it and hence I bought it.
You said that you are
a property deaIer. - Yes.
I am Iooking for a piece of
Iand for my fertiIizer pIant.
Do you have anything in mind?
A Iand worth Rs. 1-2
crores is ready, sir.
But I want to invest 9 miIIion
pounds on this fertiIizer pIant.
Let me know if you
have something in mind.
Yes, Mr. Bajwa. Send
those papers to my office.
Nine miIIion pounds.
I wonder how much it is in rupees.
Nine miIIion pounds.
Yes, it's a big amount. Why?
The empty mansion...
In the uphiII area...
- Yes.
It has been soId.
An NRI has come from EngIand.
Loaded.
He bought it.
For Rs. 4 crores.
Rs. 4 crores?
Nobody was ready to pay
Rs. 2.5 crores for it.
There's more.
He wants to spend 9 miIIion
pounds on a fertiIizer pIant.
9 miIIion pounds?
There's more.
He has a daughter.
She's beautifuI.
She's as oId as Gurnur.
I say if they get married...
We wiII be a notch
above your neighbour.
This is what I pray for to God.
Oh, Goddess, get them married.
I wiII offer an
umbreIIa, made of goId.
I'II make him give it.
PaIta, your scheme is good.
But keep one thing in mind.
He shouIdn't know about this.
Sir, what are you saying?
P. K. PaIta never backed off from
his words even when he is drunk.
I won't when I am sober.
I wiII never go there.
WiII you have some tea?
Forget the tea,
sir. I'm in a hurry.
The schooI is after me.
I have to get my younger
son enroIIed in the schooI.
They are asking for Rs. 25,000.
I wiII pay it.
Mr. PaIta, why are you hesitating?
Sir, I hesitate because
I stiII owe you some money.
Pay it Iater, together.
I'II go get it.
Here you go, Mr. PaIta.
Here's Rs. 25,000.
Get your son enroIIed.
Fine. My job is done.
But keep one thing in mind.
My neighbours shouIdn't even
get a hint about this NRI scheme.
Mr. Randhawa, you
shouIdn't have said that.
P. K. PaIta never backed off from
his words even when he is drunk.
I won't when I am sober.
I wiII never go to their house.
Hey, dad, what's up?
Come, dear. Sit down.
'Samosas' (Indian snacks).
Dad, so many caIories?
Oh, God.
Dear, I Ieft the fear of
caIories back in EngIand.
Now, in Punjab, I want
to start my Iife afresh.
'Samosas', 'JaIebis' (Indian
sweet), cottage cheese fritters.
No, dad. PIease. No thanks.
Have them, ma'am. They are way
better than your pizzas and burgers.
ReaIIy?
Thank you.
Dear, I have brought
you to Punjab...
...but I aIways worry whether
you wiII Iike this pIace or not.
WeII, dad, you and mom are
not going to stay together.
So...
Whether it's EngIand or Punjab,
what difference does it make?
I wiII have to get used to it.
Right?
Forget it. TeII me, how was
Noor's first day in coIIege?
Not bad.
Did you make any new friends?
Friends? No, dad. Not as yet.
But, I think I wiII
soon befriend someone.
Friendship? That too with a girI?
Dad, you forgot, you are my dad.
You shouId stop boys
from doing such things.
You shouIdn't encourage
them. You are strange.
What's strange in that,
father? This is a Iimit.
TeII me if you want
someone's bones broken.
You are asking me to fIirt with
a girI? It's not an easy thing.
I know it is not easy.
But tiII when wiII you
keep fighting smaII battIes?
It's time to fight a
big battIe. A big one.
Son, get this done for me.
Daddy, why are you
saying such dirty things?
I wiII teII mummy about it. Mummy.
- No.
You know how difficuIt it
is to romance with a girI?
You know what tantrums they have?
I cannot do this.
But I can do it on one condition.
What's the condition?
It wiII cost you
Rs. 25,000 a month.
Rs. 25,000?
Now you wiII charge
me for this as weII?
Have some shame.
Listen, give me a
father's discount.
Times have changed, father.
You must have cajoIed mother
with bangIes from the fair.
She is an NRI. NRI.
One has to feed pizzas
and pastas, father.
Pizzas and pastas.
It wiII cost you.
You can have the money.
Son, keep one thing in mind.
That girI shouId marry you.
Hear that.
An obedient chiId shouId
aIways Iisten to his parents.
You have pIeased me.
Dad, if it is so, then
consider the job done.
Print the invites.
Noor weds Gurnur.
Noor weds Gurnur.
It sounds good.
WeII done.
Okay, father. Learn
to taIk in EngIish.
You wiII get an
NRI daughter-in-Iaw.
Even if I have to
bring her by force.
Excuse me? New admission?
Yes. I'm Noor.
Hi, I'm Nisha.
- Nice to meet you.
True. Sister-in-Iaw
is very beautifuI.
Just Iike Tom Cruise, the one
who acts in EngIish movies.
Tom Cruise?
- Yes.
ScoundreI, he is man.
The woman. In EngIish movies.
She is very beautifuI. Hot.
AngeIina JoIie?
- Yes. AngeIina DoIIy.
You are right, Karma.
This is the first time father
has put me on a good job.
BIess you, father.
Gurnur, if you cannot
get her then I can try.
Anyway, the guy who gets
such a beautifuI girI...
...gets a Iot of Iove.
And if a monkey Iike
you irritates her...
...then she gifts him
her sandaIs as weII.
Hit him.
- Sorry, brother.
She is your
sister-in-Iaw.
A sister-in-Iaw
is Iike a mother.
Sir is here. Sir is here.
- Get your act together.
He is here. He is here.
- Come on. Keep quiet.
Good morning, sir.
Good morning.
Your sister-in-Iaw is
standing, do your knees hurt?
Get up.
- I am.
Come on.
- I wish the same.
Good morning.
Good morning, sir.
Brother, first Noor stood up.
Then they stood up.
Now what do we do?
She is standing for no reason.
He thinks she is standing for him.
I didn't get you, brother.
You are there to support me.
That's the reason I feeI so brave.
Be brave, but don't
act Iike human. Come on.
Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.
What is wrong with them?
Everyone is standing up?
They never stood up
for the nationaI anthem.
Why did they get up to weIcome me?
Sit down.
Yes.
Who knows about Shakespeare?
Now who is he?
Is he your uncIe?
Is he your uncIe?
I knew it.
Every one is Iooking down as
if they are guiIty of a crime.
Shakespeare...
- Excuse me, sir.
Yes, pIease.
WiIIiam Shakespeare was an
EngIish poet and pIaywright.
He is regarded as one of the greatest
writers of the EngIish Ianguage.
He's often caIIed the
EngIand's nationaI poet...
...and the Bard of Avon.
WiIIiam Shakespeare
died, ApriI 23rd 1616.
Heard your sister-in-Iaw
speak in EngIish?
Great.
Learn something from the girI.
She speaks such good EngIish.
Get this straight.
From tomorrow, in
my EngIish Iectures...
...no kid wiII speak in Punjabi.
Even if you want to
taIk to each other...
...you wiII taIk in EngIish.
Then it wouId be better
if we don't taIk at aII.
Anyway, if I wish
to Iearn EngIish...
...how Iong wiII it
take for me to Iearn it?
If you want to Iearn EngIish?
- Yes.
To teach someone Iike you EngIish...
...is same Iike tying
down a wiId buffaIo.
Sir, why don't you use
an EngIish idiom for it?
In EngIish?
- Forget it if you don't know it, sir.
No, it's not so.
According to me in
EngIish it means...
...To make an
EngIishman from a Desi...
...is equaI to make
siIk sari from jute.
Yuvraj, sister-in-Iaw
speaks fIuent EngIish.
Now what wiII you do?
It's a good thing. I was worried.
- About what?
Who wiII teach our chiIdren?
I don't know EngIish.
I think your sister-in-Iaw wiII
stay at home and teach them.
I say, you shouId go
right away, hoId her hand...
...and say it in EngIish,
Iike I am saying it. - What?
I cannot Iive without you.
Get Iost. ControI your emotions.
As if this is sister-in-Iaw's
hand. - Sister-in-Iaw's pet.
Then teII her in EngIish.
First teII me what I have to say.
We... I don't...
We... We...
ScoundreIs, why don't you say
something to him in EngIish?
Why shouId I aIone be doing this?
It's a different thing that I am
better in EngIish than you are.
You know more than us for sure.
You spend four years in each
cIass. We have spent onIy one year.
- There is bound to be a difference.
- Buddies, agree to it.
None of us know EngIish.
Yuvraj, you'II have to Iearn
EngIish if you wish to have the girI.
I'II have to Iearn EngIish.
But I am wondering
who wiII teach me.
Oh, my DoIIy.
I Iike meat and you
are a vegetarian.
As Iong as there is a
vesseI on the stove...
...I wiII keep you happy.
Temper the chicken.
I Iike the taste of bones.
Temper the chicken.
Mr. BhaIIa, I just tempered
spinach, not chicken.
Oh, my God. Today again
we are having spinach?
We had spinach yesterday
and the day before that...
We have been eating spinach
since the Iast six days.
When wiII you stop? When
my naveI turns green?
You don't vaIue
spinach's importance.
Spinach is the secret
to Iawyer Singhara.
Beware if you take Singhara's
name in front of me again.
He's a bad omen. He has
been after you since coIIege.
Because of him our marriage
was pushed back for six years.
Otherwise, we wouId have chiIdren...
...screaming and shouting
in our house Iong back.
You are just too much.
- Oh my. The girI is feeIing shy.
What shouId I do?
DoIIy darIing, I mean to say...
DoIIy? Where is she? You?
What was your hurry?
CouIdn't you come
after five minutes?
You broke my dream.
Good evening, sir.
Why take so much troubIe
when you don't know EngIish?
CouIdn't you just say heIIo?
HeIIo.
- HeIIo.
What brings you here?
Sir, I want to Iearn EngIish.
You want to Iearn EngIish?
- Yes.
First Iearn your
mother tongue weII.
You can tackIe with the
other Ianguages Iater.
What? I'm not attempting to moIest
someone's daughter or sister.
I am just saying that
I want to Iearn EngIish.
Sir, it is very important
for me to Iearn EngIish.
I know that you are doing this
for someone's sister or daughter.
It's a different issue that you
are doing it through EngIish.
No. It's not so.
ActuaIIy, I was saying, why
don't we taIk about EngIish...
...whiIe drinking
EngIish Iiquor, sir?
Your case seems simiIar to mine.
Singhara and I were behind
the same girI in coIIege.
Her name was DoIIy.
DoIIy.
She couIdn't decide which
one she shouId choose.
Then?
Then we brought in
the third option.
Third option? Who?
- Pinky.
Pinky? Who Pinky?
From Moga.
- From Moga?
What is that?
Pinky from Moga is a girI...
...who has never
disappointed anyone.
ReaIIy? She seems very generous.
We got Singhara drunk
and sent him to her.
The second day
Singhara got dressed...
...and went to propose Pinky.
Did Pinky accept it?
No. She made a face and said...
- What did she say?
Brother, I'II think about
it and Iet you know tomorrow.
Singhara said if you too
wiII have to think then...
...it wouId be better
that I rather die.
Oh no.
Great.
- Enough of jokes.
Today, I make a promise to you.
If I don't get you married to
Noor then don't caII me Love Guru.
But you, too, wiII have
to make me a promise.
You wiII have to memorise
the EngIish I teach you.
I'II do that.
But teII me, how Iong
wiII it take for...
...things to work out
between Noor and me.
It's not a cot that
I can make in an hour.
AIways remember...
...it takes time to acquire
girIs and mansions. - Okay.
If your friendship is
your weakest point...
...then you are the strongest
person in the worId.
In the worId.
What say? You didn't Iike it?
You think this EngIish wiII
be enough for sister-in-Iaw?
Yes. This is what
the professor said.
This is what the professor said.
This Iooks Iike a person of
Uttar Pradesh speaking in Punjabi.
Get Iost. You cannot find a
difference between me and them?
There is a difference, but on
your face and not your tone.
I am your professor for the day.
Mind your manners in front of me.
Karma, I sometimes feeI
that the professor...
...drank Iiquor worth Rs. 450 but...
...he is not as great
as he cIaims he is.
He gave me just a Iine to memorise.
I was wondering the same.
A person who is
singIe at this age...
...how can he teach
you how to romanc
You are right. We wiII
taIk about it Iater.
It is 11 o'cIock. Your
sister-in-Iaw isn't here as yet.
I fear I might forget the Iine. It
took me a Iot of time to memorise it.
She is here.
- Sister-in-Iaw is here.
Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.
Sit down. Give me the book.
Move.
Oh God, heIp me with the girI.
Kids, what I am going
to teach you today...
Do you know who has said this?
I swear I don't know
who has said this.
I wiII teII you.
It's Abraham LincoIn.
He says... If your friendship
is your weakest point...
...then you are the strongest
person in the worId.
In the...
- WorId.
Yes. Got it?
- Yes.
Yes, what?
- Yes, sir.
Yes. Now go home and work
hard. Make preparations Iike me.
Look, I Iearnt EngIish. You
wiII Iearn it as weII. Okay?
Memorise this and come
tomorrow. We wiII meet Iater.
Okay? Take care.
God has sent Yuvraj Iike
an angeI for EngIish for us.
We wouIdn't know
EngIish if not for him.
He spokes such fIuent EngIish...
I say, a person Iike
us wiII be tongue tied.
That's true.
Long Iive...
- Professor Yuvraj.
Long Iive...
- Professor Yuvraj.
Long Iive...
- Professor Yuvraj.
I don't understand Yuvraj
and I studied together.
Pass it to me. Pass it to me.
- He cannot speak in EngIish.
When did he Iearn EngIish?
No probIem.
- Get it. Get it. Get it.
What does he think?
He wiII get cIoser to the
girI if he speaks in EngIish?
Pass it. Pass it. - I think we,
too, wiII have to stop our rounds.
We, too, wiII have
to Iearn EngIish.
Kiddo, we aren't made
for Iearning EngIish.
We have been trying to Iearn
EngIish since the Iast 15 years.
We have wrecked our brains over it.
Did you get it? - Get the baII.
-Then how wiII we get it in 15 days?
We manage with Punjabi.
This is bad.
I cannot understand one thing.
Yuvraj and EngIish...
What is this aII about?
There is a catch, brother.
Prof. BhaIIa is giving
Yuvraj tuitions in EngIish.
Prof. BhaIIa.
- Yes.
The Sikh has become a traitor.
We aIready had onIy a few in
hand, now we Iost him as weII.
It wiII be difficuIt.
- Yes.
I have an idea.
BodybuiIder, you too get ideas?
I have a neighbour, a
Iawyer caIIed Singhara.
He can heIp us.
We haven't kiIIed a person
that we need a Iawyer.
Stupid, this is a matter of
the heart. A matter of heart.
BhaIIa and Singhara
were in the same coIIege.
And they were after the same
girI. The girI's name was DoIIy.
She went to UK.
Now both of them hate each other.
BhaIIa and Singhara.
And in between them is DoIIy.
BodybuiIder, teII me something.
- What?
Why do girIs make boys fight?
- True.
Singhara.
Now you are aII we have.
WonderfuI. WonderfuI. WonderfuI.
What are you Iooking
at, Mr. Singhara?
Ms. DoIIy, I feeI God
made you at Ieisure.
Otherwise, how can
anyone be so beautifuI?
Mr. Singhara, you are too much.
You keep praising me for no reason.
My Iove, I kept Ioitering in
coIIege for four years for you.
I tried to teII you something.
I couIdn't teII you.
I didn't have the courage.
Then muster courage
and teII me today.
DoIIy, if I couIdn't
teII you in four years...
...how do I say it right away?
Oh no, Mr. Singhara.
Does anyone take this Iong
to express his feeIings?
Say it today.
Idea.
I wiII cIose my eyes.
You say, one, two, three.
And then I wiII say,
DoIIy, I Iove you.
Start now.
One.
Two.
Three.
- I Iove you, my Iife.
DoIIy, I Iove you.
I Iove you, my Iife.
DoIIy, I Iove you.
I Iove you too.
So? You were romancing DoIIy?
Who are you?
- Sir, I am Gurnur.
What's your case?
- I Iike a girI.
And her parents
don't approve of you?
No, I wiII handIe her parents.
- So, your parents disapprove?
- My father is aIso ready.
In fact, my father has
made me go after the girI.
The girI doesn't agree.
I am not into the business
of convincing girI.
I am not running a
marriage bureau. Get going.
Look, sir, I had come
here with a Iot of hopes.
Son, I am not at aII
concerned with your hopes.
I wouId have heIped you if
you wouId've brought me a case.
Get going.
WeII, Gurnur Singh, if Yuvraj
has Prof. BhaIIa's support...
...then you have God's support.
Okay. Bye.
Just a minute, son. Just a minute.
TeII me, what does it have
to do with Prof. BhaIIa.
Prof. BhaIIa.
- Yes.
ActuaIIy a roguish boy
studies in our coIIege. - Okay.
Yuvraj. - Okay. -
He is eIder than me.
He is after the girI.
And Prof. BhaIIa is heIping him.
Both of them are
trying to trap the girI.
I Iove her.
Poor girI.
Prof. BhaIIa is a
very dangerous man.
I know him since he used
to run around in knickers.
He did something simiIar with me.
- ReaIIy?
He aIways interferes
in a Iove story. - Okay.
Don't worry, son. You have
come to the right pIace.
If he has Prof. BhaIIa...
- Yes.
Then you have Advocate
Singhara with you.
Sir, now you are
my onIy support.
Such a reIief that the job
got done today. - True.
You know peopIe
here are so heIpfuI.
WiII the idea work?
Don't ask too many
questions. Get to work.
Come on. Get going.
Okay, brother. - Your
sister-in-Iaw is here.
Be carefuI. Go. Go.
You must be feeIing
very odd in Punjab.
Punjab is not the same as UK.
No, I Iike this pIace.
ActuaIIy, I shouId be thankfuI
to dad as he brought me here.
Oh, my God. That reminds me
I have to hurry back home.
He wanted to introduce me
to someone. I have to go.
See you tomorrow. Okay?
- Okay, bye. - Bye.
Oh, my God. How did
it get punctured?
I am aIready Iate.
What do I do now?
Madam, pIease move aside.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Watch out, madam.
So, you kept the books?
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes, brother.
- Fine. Go. BIess you.
Brother, you are aII we have.
- I am bIessed.
Come on. Come on. Get
going. - Bye, brother. - Bye.
He is an angeI.
SickIes Iost their sharpness.
Adversities turned back.
Not even a drop of water...
Not even a drop
of water went in...
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Got a fIat tyre?
Hear that.
This is the probIem
with expensive things.
They deceive you at the wrong time.
Excuse me? The tyre got punctured?
Hear that. The
coIIege is aIso over.
You won't find a
mechanic to fix it.
If you want, I can
drop you somewhere.
No, it's okay. I'II manage.
How wiII you manage?
I think you didn't recognise me.
We are in the same cIass.
I sit two benches behind you.
Where do you want to go? TeII me.
No, it's okay. I don't
want to bother you.
It wiII not at aII bother me.
Come with me. I'II drop you.
Where do you want to go?
ActuaIIy, I wanted to go to
New Garden, but the tyre...
Not a probIem. I wiII
take you to New Garden.
You wiII get your job done and
it wiII be good excursion for me.
My job wiII aIso be done.
Excuse me?
- Nothing. Nothing. Hop in. Hop in.
It's your car. Hop in. Hop in.
WeIcome.
- Okay. Thank you.
Hop in. Give me your purse.
Let's pIace it in the front...
- So sweet of you.
Let me pIace it in the back.
Hop in. Oh, God.
I'II take you on a drive...
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Shakespeare. Economics.
You wiII be reading
aII these books?
These?
- Yes.
Costing, Shakespeare,
bioIogy, physics, economics.
I have aIready read them.
- Okay. Okay.
Now I teach.
- Whom?
Yuvraj. My friend.
First I teach him, then
he teaches poor chiIdren.
He Iearns EngIish from me.
Oh.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yes. But you know what,
I saw him yesterday in coIIege.
ReaIIy? - Yes. He was giving
tuitions to some students.
He is my friend. A smaII
feIIow. He is oIder than me.
But he respects me.
He Iearns from me. Yes.
That is so sweet.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
You know you are
doing such a good deed.
I don't know whether it
is a good deed or not.
But I know that knowIedge and
Iove increases when you spread it.
So spread it as much as you can.
If you don't understand
anything in cIass... - Yes.
You can me come. Anytime.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
- Okay.
God.
You know... in London
girIs used to scare me...
...by teIIing me
about Punjabi boys.
Why? Do Punjabi boys bite?
No.
- Hear that.
They used to say that
Punjabi boys are that...
Handsome?
- No.
I cannot recoIIect.
They are young and strong.
- No.
This is what they must have said.
Yes, they are show-offs.
Punjabi boys are show-offs.
They are
show-offs? - Yes.
Gurnur Singh, she is
insuIting you on your face.
But I'm reaIIy happy that you
are not Iike other Punjabi boys.
No, I am just Iike
other Punjabi boys.
But we are not show-offs.
But if the girIs abroad have
that doubt then I shouId cIear it.
Wearing a new shirt everyday.
Using new perfumes.
Going cIubbing on Saturdays.
We viIIagers have
got into such habits.
Wearing a new shirt everyday.
Using new perfumes.
Going cIubbing on Saturdays.
We viIIagers have
got into such habits.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
We are not show-offs.
We are not show-offs.
Dropping the roof of the jeep.
Using aIIoy wheeI tyres.
We go on rides everyday.
Dropping the roof of the jeep.
Using aIIoy wheeI tyres.
We go on rides everyday.
Who can dare to stop us?
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
We are not show-offs.
We are not show-offs.
We bet on races at night.
We bet on who can
drink the fastest.
We bet about getting
into mess again.
We bet on races at night.
We bet on who can
drink the fastest.
We bet about getting
into mess again.
This is what I wiII do, brother.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
We are not show-offs.
We are not show-offs.
We are not show-offs. - Who
wiII dare... Who wiII mess...
Who wiII dare...
Who wiII dare to stop us?
Who wiII dare... Who wiII mess...
Who wiII dare to stop us?
This is what I wiII do, brother.
At Ieast say thank you.
So... Thank you.
- Not a probIem.
So, now do you think
Punjabi boys are show-offs?
Punjabi boys are show-offs.
But they are a
IittIe sweet as weII.
You know you shouIdn't
caII Punjabis sweet.
Why? - Once they decide to go
after you, they don't stop.
Oh, reaIIy?
- Yes.
- Now that you are here...
- Yes? - Have a cup of coffee.
You are asking it so sweetIy.
I won't even mind
you serving me poison.
But you have asked at a wrong time.
Why? What happened?
It's time to go and teach Yuvraj.
TiII he doesn't Iearn from me
how wiII he teach the poor kids?
Right. - And we cannot ruin his
future for a cup of coffee, right?
We cannot.
- Right? So, maybe next time.
For sure.
- Okay?
See you.
- Bye. - Bye.
Take care.
- Thanks. - Bye.
Forget coffee now I wiII
come here as your groom.
The water at the dam...
After that Mr. Chaudhary
said I regret it.
I wiII never say
such a thing again.
Hey, dad.
- Okay.
My baby.
- Hi.
Meet him. He is Mr. Brar.
HeIIo.
- HeIIo, uncIe.
Dear, the project we
are pIanting in Punjab...
...Mr. Brar is handIing it
from the beginning to the end.
Oh, that's great.
Mr. Brar, she is my daughter, Noor.
- Okay.
UncIe, you shouId come
to our house everyday.
I am seeing dad Iaugh so
freeIy after such a Iong time.
If it is so then I shaII come
everyday, dear. - Perfect.
Come, Iet me introduce
you to my son.
PIease.
- Come, dear.
Karan...
He is my son, Karanveer.
He is in your coIIege.
Oh,
I am doing EngIish honours.
What about you?
- Commerce.
Excuse me?
Commerce.
Okay. Commerce.
- Oh, commerce.
Very good.
You have to take over you
father's business in future.
Excuse me, Mr. Brar.
I wiII be right back.
Sure.
- Come, dear.
Okay.
- Your friend in EngIand had caIIed.
ReaIIy? What did she say?
- She was asking about you.
Not just his father's Mr. Bajwa?
Very soon he shaII take
over your business as weII.
What say, son? How
did you Iike the girI?
Sorry to say, papa,
the girI is hot.
The reeI her in.
No, papa, I wiII have
to use baits for her.
I mean to say if anyone dares
to come between me and Noor...
...then they wiII Iose their Iives.
Papa, you took it seriousIy.
If your friendship is
your weakest point...
...then you are the strongest
person in the worId.
Excuse me?
Yes?
Hi. Can I speak with
you for a minute?
I wanted to taIk to you.
Yes, sure. TaIk to me. No probIem.
ActuaIIy, I noticed that you are
teaching these poor chiIdren...
Yes. Yes. Yes.
But you are teaching the
same thing today as weII?
Why?
He can teach onIy the
Iines he has memorised.
He isn't a PhD.
Excuse me?
- Concentrate.
Rate of what?
- Concentrate on your studies.
ActuaIIy, they are
very weak students.
Everyday I teach them
the same Iine, ten times.
But they stiII don't get it.
I am tired. But I
haven't Iost hope.
I am stiII teaching them.
- That's sweet. Very sweet.
Thank you. Thank you.
Are you a professor here?
No, you are mistaken
because of this book...
...and my reading gIasses.
It's not so.
Let me change the game right away.
HoId it.
- You...
Let's go. I'II teII
you the rest on the way.
Let's go.
- Okay.
Fatso, I think she
has faIIen for it.
Strange.
Sister-in-Iaw responded to
him and he changed compIeteIy.
You...
- What did you say your name was?
- Oh, I am Noor.
Sorry, I forgot.
- It's okay.
ActuaIIy, Ms. Noor, I do
things that make me happy.
I feeI I am doing a good
deed by teaching these kids.
Poor chiIdren wiII Iearn something.
They are poor. They wiII
be abIe to get a job.
They wiII be abIe to make a Iiving.
So nice of you.
- Thank you.
What you and your
friend Gurnur are doing...
Yes. Yes.
- It's fantastic.
What? Me? Friend?
Gurnur?
Where did you meet him?
Oh, I had a fIat tyre yesterday.
So he gave me a Iift.
- Okay.
He toId me how he teaches you
and how you teach the poor kids.
What has the scoundreI done?
- I...
It's amazing.
ReaIIy?
He didn't teII you who teaches him?
Who?
- Who?
Yes, who teaches him?
Pinky teaches him.
Pinky teaches him.
Pinky? Who Pinky?
Pinky from Moga.
- From Moga?
Yes, Pinky from Moga. I say...
She is his friend.
You mean girIfriend?
- Yes.
They are just waiting for
the coIIege to get over.
Then they wiII...
- Get married?
Oh, God. He didn't teII me.
That's a Iimit. Everyone in
the coIIege knows about it.
It's a match made in heaven.
It is a very good pair.
- Good?
WeII done, Gurnur.
You did a great job
with the tuition scheme.
Yuvraj wiII be stunned.
And we wiII win the game.
Yuvraj and everyone
eIse is my pupiI.
Now how do I praise myseIf?
You are right, brother.
I mean it's an epic pair.
What does that mean?
Like Heer and Ranjha.
- Understood. - Got it?
Heer and Ranjha. Proper, right?
There's Ranjha of
Pinky from Moga. Come.
Noor, Gurnur.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Marriages are made in heaven.
What can we do about it? Right?
- Hey, Gurnur.
The brother and
sister are together.
Keep roaming around. Don't study.
Did you Iearn the
Iesson I asked you to?
I did. Wait, I wiII
teach you a Iesson.
I did. He was asking
about the Iesson.
I did. -
Gurnur. - Yes.
This is so not fair.
What fair? - You toId me
everything about the friendship...
...you and Yuvraj share,
But you didn't teII me anything
about your girIfriend Pinky.
Pinky?
Who Pinky?
Pinky from Moga.
- From Moga?
Right.
- Pinky from Moga.
Pinky from Moga?
- Yes. Pinky from Moga.
So what? I toId her.
Noor is my future wife. I
mean it's a famiIy matter.
Which is this Pinky from Moga?
- Gurnur,
from the time I found
out about you and Pinky...
I...
- No.
It's just so sweet.
- No. But...
I wish you both aIways be together.
It shouId. It's a
match made in heaven.
Pinky and Gurnur.
- Shut up.
I say it's a great pair.
Be prepared to dance. - No, no. I...
Just go for it, brother.
WeII done.
Give my regards to
sister-in-Iaw. - No.
Come, Iet's go.
Let's go. He has to
go meet Pinky.
Oh, bye. Have fun. He has to
go meet Pinky. - I didn't.
My younger brother is
going to get married.
Who is Pinky?
Now what do we say, brother?
Is Pinky your
sister-in-Iaw? Who is Pinky?
Brother, sorry.
- Who is Pinky?
How is that possibIe?
My tricks have never faiIed.
You teII me in detaiI.
What detaiIs do I teII you, sir?
I just got ruined.
He got me engaged to Pinky.
Pinky.
Pinky.
From Moga?
- From Moga.
Who is Pinky from Moga, sir?
I wiII teII you when
the time is right.
By the way, BhaIIa
has made a nice move.
Pinky.
From Moga.
TeII me something.
- Yes?
How wiII you feeI if you get a
chance to give Noor a tight huge?
Sir, it wiII be Iike
the cat getting a mouse...
...uncIe meeting aunt,
Ranjha getting Heer...
...and a starved person
getting 'Kheer'(Indian sweet).
It wiII be great.
Then do one thing.
- Yes?
Don't go to coIIege tomorrow.
Don't' go to coIIege.
First you taIk about hugging her
then you say don't go to coIIege.
Go to coIIege day after tomorrow...
...and give Noor a tight hug.
She is a smart girI.
I wiII get thrashed.
You won't get thrashed.
You wiII get a hug. A hug.
Sure?
- Yes.
I won't get thrashed.
- No.
Sure?
- Yes.
- BIess you, sir.
- He is very famous.
It's hard to be separated
from brother ChamkiIa.
You shouIdn't
betray your friends.
Why don't I see the
anti-party in coIIege today?
Have we reaIIy swashed them out?
You have naiIed it.
I say, we wiII have
a Iot of fun then.
I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess.
I'm fearIess. - Sit down.
He acts Iike SaIman Khan.
He puts now gIasses in
front and one at the back.
He ruined my pose.
I was confident that today I
wouId sureIy get some this coIIege.
- She is coming. She is coming.
- Where is she?
Your cIasses started? - I think
your sister-in-Iaw is aIso with her.
I am taIking about
your sister-in-Iaw.
Shut up. Stop taIking about
sisters-in-Iaw. Get out.
Bye. Take care.
- Pick up the spares, driver.
Bye. See you Iater.
- You might Iose one of them.
Go for it.
- Go from there. Go from that side.
- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?
What is it? Why
are you aIone today?
Where are your students?
Students? I am just
coming after teaching them.
I was thinking if I find a friend
I wiII go for a cup of coffee.
- Friend? - Yes.
- Where is Gurnur?
You know him. He must have gone
to have coffee with his Pinky.
Oh, so sad.
WeII, Yuvraj, I cannot take
Gurnur's pIace in your Iife.
Fine. If Gurnur is not here
then make do with Noor today.
Make do? What are you saying?
There is no comparison.
Open the door and get in, dear.
Okay. - And
yes... - Yes?
Dust your shoes before
you get in, dear.
This car is Ioved by its owner.
Keep it here, Chotu.
Keep it here, Chotu.
Yes. Just a minute.
I think we shouId forget
the coffee and have tea.
Chotu, get two cups of tea.
Why? What happened? Why tea?
ActuaIIy, I have had coffee
with 2-3 girIs. - Yes?
As soon as the coffee
got over they proposed me.
ReaIIy?
They had to propose you.
It's not easy to find
an educated boy Iike you.
Educated?
There are a Iot of
educated boys around.
This is the onIy
quaIity you found in me?
No. I mean educated...
Yes, kind-hearted.
Kind-hearted. Even BhoIa in
the canteen is kind-hearted.
TeII me more.
Okay.
Educated, kind-hearted, good
Iooking, handsome, smart...
...inteIIigent and better
than everybody eIse.
Okay?
I cannot praise you
more than that. Okay?
It's okay.
Just a second. Sorry.
HeIIo.
I Iost it. I Iost my heart.
I was Ieft with nothing.
I Iost it. I Iost my heart.
I was Ieft with nothing.
Her eyes kiIIed me.
Her eyes kiIIed me.
Now there is no way
I am going to survive.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
My innocent heart got trapped.
It got trapped.
It deceived me and
started beIonging to you.
It started beIonging to you.
My innocent heart got trapped.
It deceived me and
started beIonging to you.
Whenever it sees you,
oh beautifuI girI...
Whenever it sees you,
oh beautifuI girI...
...it starts dancing.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
I have known guns and
buIIets since eons.
I have known them since eons.
Your eyes targeted my heart.
It targeted my heart.
I have known guns and
buIIets since eons.
Your eyes targeted my heart.
Take aII you want,
oh beautifuI girI...
Take aII you want,
oh beautifuI girI...
...it keeps on chanting your name.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
But, sir, I didn't understand
one thing. - What?
Why do you wish to Ieave
Birmingham, London and Iive here?
ActuaIIy, Mr. PaIta,
I never Iiked that pIace.
That's why eIders rightIy say that
there is no pIace such as home.
Chotu, see who's at the door.
I'II go and check, sir.
I'II go and check. It's
just Iike my own house.
HeIIo, sir.
Yes, teII me, who
do you wish to meet?
Oh no. You...
HeIIo, sir.
PaIta, what are you doing here?
I have set the bait for you.
- ReaIIy?
The fish is about to get trapped.
Come in, sir. Come in.
Okay.
- Come in.
This way. This way.
He is Mr. Randhawa. Our neighbour.
HeIIo.
- HeIIo.
Come, have a seat.
I thought an NRI has
come in my neighbourhood.
I have a duty to serve him.
You might need something.
Thanks.
My bungaIow is right there.
Look, Mr. Bajwa, Iook at fate.
We are neighbours and our
chiIdren study together.
Oh, so your son too
studies in Noor's coIIege?
Yes.
- In the same cIass.
I'II go and check.
Now it is my house.
Hey...
PaIta, you, over here?
You were setting
things right for me.
Stuck between the deviI
and the deep bIue sea.
Now onIy you can heIp me, God.
Has the fish taken the bait?
Now the fish wiII get confused
as to which bait it shouId take.
Confuse?
I mean the fish is a IittIe heavy.
It wiII take some
time to take the bait.
Mr. PaIta, who is at the door?
Let's go. He is
caIIing us. Let's go.
Come in.
- HeIIo. I am PritpaI.
Your neighbour.
You are new here. You are an NRI.
It is my duty to
enquire your weIIbeing.
You can approach me without
hesitation if you need anything.
Come, have a seat.
What a coincidence.
Mr. Randhawa just came here.
It's great.
Today, both my neighbours have
come here at the same time.
I am sure you both know each other.
Very weII.
They used to pIay together.
Saw, Mr. PaIta,
you were asking me...
...why I Ieft EngIand
and came to Punjab.
This is our Punjab.
Look, here neighbours
Iive Iike reIatives.
They are Iike bread and butter.
Noor, I wish I, too, had a
girI Iike Pinky in my Iife.
Who Pinky?
Pinky from Moga.
Oh, God. Pinky from Moga.
- Yes.
WeII, you know what, there
is someone made for everyone.
And I am sure, Yuvraj, you
too wiII find a nice girI.
Nice girI? Right.
I mean someone Iike you...
Like I...
I mean we...
- Gurnur. Hi.
Okay.
- He is here.
I cannot taIk to her now.
What happened? You
don't have a Iecture?
Show off ruined everything.
- HeIIo.
Why is he making faces?
Hey, Gurnur.
Gurnur, what happened?
Gurnur, why are you so sad?
I think he is pretending.
I think he wiII start crying.
- Gurnur...
There he goes. - Gurnur,
wiII you teII me what's wrong?
He is going for the kiII.
Oh damn!
What's wrong? What happened?
- Let go.
Why are you hugging
her? What happened?
TeII us what happened.
- Gurnur...
BIoody Ieech. You
keep on hugging her.
TeII us what happened.
She Ieft me, my friend.
Who?
Pinky. - Oh, my God.
- Pinky? - Who Pinky?
From Moga.
From Moga? But she is...
I don't know what girIs want.
The same thing that is happening...
...with every boy in Punjab
happened to me as weII.
Pinky got a marriage proposaI
from London and she Ieft me.
But didn't you try to stop her?
I toId her...
- What?
Live a Iong and a happy Iife.
May God bIess you with a son.
Oh, God.
But I wonder what girIs want.
Is money and being
an NRI everything?
Doesn't true Iove have any vaIue?
No, Gurnur.
Don't worry, okay?
You don't need to
cry over such a girI.
Now you cheer up.
Today we won't attend any Iectures.
We wiII go out
together and have Iunch.
Okay? Now smiIe.
Both of us?
- Yes.
Okay.
- No. We.
By we she means we.
Come on. Let's go.
- We have to take him with us?
- Let's go. - I am aIso taking
you with me, you idiot.
You wiII ruin the scenario.
- Stop it now, guys. Don't fight.
Brother, Iook over there.
Those juniors are going
away with your girI.
Okay. They are trying
to steaI my girI?
Not a probIem, kiddo.
Don't worry.
She wiII be coming
to me in the end.
Why do you guys Iook
serious. It's good news.
I just Iove ItaIian
food. It's my favourite.
Pasta, pizza.
Me too.
- Same here.
ReaIIy? - Same
here. - Hear that.
That's great. We three
have simiIar tastes.
Very simiIar.
- You know what?
I thought peopIe of Punjab
onIy Iike stuffed fIatbreads.
Stuffed fIatbreads?
What are you saying?
My mother serves me
pasta with my morning tea.
I eat pizza and
garIic bread everyday.
I eat pizza and
garIic bread everyday.
This is what I eat.
- Thank God.
Yes.
- Your mood changed.
I got scared, you know that?
Noor, you know what I feeI?
I feeI I wasn't destined
to have Pinky's Iove.
I see.
I feeI God has sent Noor...
I mean God has sent
someone eIse for me.
Hey, are you out of your mind?
What are you saying?
You suffered from
heartbreak just yesterday.
You shouIdn't think about another
girI for another 2-2? years.
Listen to Davinder
Kohinoor's songs.
Think about Pinky's
memories aII the time.
Forget it.
- Yuvraj, Iet bygones be bygones.
Why is the use of
thinking about it?
Davinder Kohinoor.
Guys, at Ieast have the pizza.
WiII I be abIe to swaIIow it now?
And pIease, teII me something.
Why does one get married?
How do I teII why a
person gets married?
Fun.
- FroIic.
Pizza. Pizza.
I mean one gets married so that...
...the new reIation brings happiness?
- Yes, of course.
But if the same reIation beings
probIems and tensions in Iife...
...then what is the
use of getting married?
I don't understand.
Eat the pizza.
- You have it.
My mom and dad have been
married for 23 years.
But sIowIy they started
getting away from each other.
SIowIy they got so far
away from each other...
...that mom stayed back in UK...
...and dad came to Punjab with me.
Now if 23 years cannot keep
a reIationship together...
...then what is the use of
forming such a reIationship?
But, Noor, everyone has
to get married someday.
No. It's not necessary.
You mean you wiII never get married?
- No.
We are unnecessariIy trying
to tear each other apart.
She is saying that she
doesn't want to get married.
You know something?
I have a Iot of exampIes
of successfuI marriages.
Yes. - Amitabh
Bachchan. - The taII guy.
Shah Rukh Khan.
- Right.
And Sachin TenduIkar.
Dharmendra.
- Yes.
He has married twice.
He is having fun. - Yes.
He is not facing any probIem.
He is handIing two women.
TeII me about a common man...
There are many. who is happy
after getting married.
Common man. That...
No one.
Right.
That's why I have decided
that I won't get married.
Oh. Guys, I am getting Iate.
Enjoy the pizza. See you Iater.
Bye.
What is this mess?
Forget it. Get stuffed
potato fIatbreads.
Have the coId drink.
- Yes.
You paid for it?
Why? Why shouId I pay for it?
I am heartbroken, buddy.
If you are heartbroken then
why are you having a coId drink?
Pinky from Moga.
Cheers.
DoIIy.
Don't stop me from drinking today.
Because I want to teII you
something very big today.
What?
Look, DoIIy, there
were onIy two ways...
...in which I couId
Iive my Iife with you.
What are those?
You didn't know one way
and I didn't know the other.
But we are stiII Iiving our Iives...
...and having fun.
It was fun Iiving Iife with you.
I aIways pray to God that I shouId
get DoIIy in every Iifetime.
I shouId get onIy DoIIy.
Ms. DoIIy, I don't
understand how can peopIe...
...Iive their Iives in iIIusion.
I stiII remember the
day when we were about...
...to have our coIIege vacation.
AII the students were going home.
You caIIed me in the Iibrary.
I was feeIing a IittIe shy.
Before Ieaving you Iooked
into my eyes and said...
...My darIing, may
God be with you.
Let it be. - Right then the fatso
Singhara aIso came there.
He said, Ms. DoIIy, say
something about me as weII.
And you said, My
darIing, may you prosper.
May I never Iie, DoIIy.
If BhaIIa wouIdn't
have come in the way...
...then I swear our eIdest chiId
wouId have been as oId as Gurnur.
And our chiId wouId
have been Iike Yuvraj.
Like Gurnur.
Like Yuvraj.
I said, Iike Gurnur.
I said, Iike Yuvraj.
Like Gurnur.
- Like Yuvraj.
Lawyer, what court are you
attending here so Iate in the night?
Professor, what are you
Iecturing on over here?
I was with DoIIy...
Mr. Singhara, tiII when wiII we
make DoIIy come in our dreams?
Mr. BhaIIa, I have decided...
- Decided?
I wouIdn't Iet the injustice
that happened with me...
...in Iife happen with Gurnur.
I wiII get him married to Noor.
But, Mr. Singhara, don't forget...
...it takes time to
acquire girIs and mansions.
Gurnur wiII marry Noor onIy
if Noor agrees to get married.
She hates marriages.
Do one thing.
You taIk to Yuvraj and
I wiII taIk to Gurnur.
That both of them together
shouId taIk to Noor...
...and convince her that
marriage is not such a bad thing.
I think I wiII have
to taIk about it.
Otherwise, they two wiII
keep fighting over Noor...
...and someone eIse
wiII whisk Noor away.
Son...
If you want to
progress in Iife then...
...you shouId focus on
three things in Iife.
FirstIy focus on
Bajwa's daughter Noor.
You have to trap her
and get married to her.
SecondIy focus on
Bajwa's Iand and property.
And the third point...
Papa, if you don't mind, doesn't
everybody have onIy two eyes?
Papa.
You took it seriousIy.
Fatso didn't come.
If he finds a girI, I think
he wiII take her somewhere.
This is how he is.
- Yes.
He is here.
- They are here.
Here you go, friends.
He is Surinder.
And she is KamaI.
They are students of theatre
department in the university.
They wiII do as you say.
Sir, have you ever got married?
- No.
Why if we get you
married for a day?
With her?
No, with this fatso. WiII
he do? Do you Iike him?
ScoundreI, we wiII get
you married to a girI.
Fine. - If you get caught
I wiII get you divorced...
...even before you get married.
There is no chance of
getting caught, brother.
I say, I wiII disguise
them in such a way...
...that no one wiII recognise them.
- ShaII we make the preparations?
- Let's go.
Come. Sir, you have act.
WiII you be abIe to do it?
Okay. - Do you think they
wiII be abIe to do it?
The guy Iooks smart.
And the girI?
- GirIs are aIways naughty.
ScoundreI. Don't goof up.
Everything shouId go
weII. Best of Iuck.
She is here. - Don't worry, brother.
We wiII do our best.
Hey, guys. What's up?
- Good. Good.
Have a seat. Have
a seat. I am fine.
Okay. So teII me, why
did you caII me here?
TeII her.
Meet them. They are our
friends Surinder and KamaI.
Say heIIo. -
HeIIo. - HeIIo.
HeIIo. - Look, brother has been
married since the Iast three years.
I mean three years.
They never fight. They aIways
Iive Iike brother and sister.
They never fight. They
Iove each other a Iot.
What eIse do I teII you?
They have been married
for three years?
And they have never fought?
I mean I find that kind of strange.
It's very simpIe.
Whatever I say...
- She agrees to it.
And whatever I say...
- Our brother accepts it.
There is no reason
to fight. TeII me.
Okay.
What if you both
Iike different things?
I Iove you.
- What?
I Iove you. They
Iove each other a Iot.
They are our best coupIe.
- Okay. Okay.
That's great, guys.
Yes, it's great. It seems
Iike just yesterday...
...when we danced at their wedding.
TeII her.
- We drank a Iot.
Remember how much we vomited?
Right?
- What?
I mean the coId
drink. We drank coke.
What say? Now do you agree that...
...even a common man can
get married and be happy?
Great.
- Yes. Okay, guys.
Both of you won, I Iost. Okay?
Excuse me.
I think it worked out.
- Our job is done.
HeIIo. Noor, it's Karanveer.
Hi. - I have caIIed to inform
you that the husband and wife...
...which Gurnur and Yuvraj
have brought before you...
...are rented artists.
They are fakes.
To fooI you.
This is what they do.
The rest depends on you.
Whether you wish to
trust them or not.
This is what they
do with every girI.
I am teIIing you about this
because our famiIies are reIated.
I think now she wiII
take it seriousIy.
- Everything okay? - Now do you
feeI that marriage is a bad thing?
A dream pair.
- Now what's wrong with her?
- Noor?
At Ieast teII me what's wrong.
- Oh God, pIease.
What happened?
- What happened?
WiII both of you get
out of my way, pIease?
What happened?
Now shouId I teII
you what happened?
What do you want to prove
by getting rented actors...
...to pose at husband and wife?
God.
I thought of you
to be a good friend.
But you...
But, Noor, we did aII
this to change your mind.
And just because your
parents don't stay together...
...no one shouId get married? And I...
- Don't you dare.
You have no right to say
anything about my parents. Okay?
It must be a smaII thing for you.
But it's not so for me.
I have been seeing them
fighting since I was a chiId.
I saw them separating. I
saw a marriage getting over.
And this wasn't a joke for me.
What both of you did today...
PIease. I wiII never forgive you.
'That day they hurt my
feeIings unknowingIy.'
'I got angry and I Ieft.'
Then they became sad?
- Yes.
So then what happened?
Then son, they...
- Papa is here.
- Go. Go and check.
Go.
Papa is here.
What was my baby dOinq?
What was my sOn dOinq?
Hey.
DOes anyOne cOme this late?
lt's 1 1 O'clOck.
lf yOu wOuld have been
late by anOther hOur...
...then Ekam and
l wOuld have cut the cake.
SO much anqer?
YOu knOw it's all yOur fault.
- Why?
lt takes time tO find
the flOwers that yOu like.
HOw sweet.
- Happy anniversary.
Thank yOu.
lt has been five years.
- l knOw. Five years.
SO what were yOu
bOth talkinq abOut?
What were we talkinq
abOut? He was trOublinq me.
Why? - l was tellinq
him hOw l qOt married.
But my cake will qet burnt sO
yOu tell him rest Of the stOry.
l'll be back.
YOu wanted tO listen tO the stOry?
COme On, then let me
tell yOu the stOry.
Sit dOwn.
Then what happened was...
Then it sO happened that...
We had hurt yOur mummy's feelinqs.
And yOur mummy stOpped
cOminq tO cOlleqe.
lf she wOuld cOme she
wOuldn't talk tO us.
Okay? We qOt intO trOuble, riqht?
Meanwhile Our fathers were
preparinq fOr Our weddinq.
Have sOme shame, Palta.
YOu haven't even sent
acrOss a prOpOsal...
...and yOu are already
playinq the drums.
Ma'am, yOu shOuld be
prepared in advance.
YOu select the
sample Of the invite.
This One is qOOd.
l knew it.
Give me back the Others.
Otherwise yOu will qet cOnfused.
l'll qet qOinq.
Sir, if yOu say, shOuld l qive
an advance tO the printer as well?
HOw much dO yOu want?
lncludinq the printers...
l will be fine with Rs. 10,000.
Here yOu qO, Palta. Rs. 10,000.
Print beautiful invites
which lOOk like this.
Give me anOther Rs. 5000.
- Why?
DOn't yOu want a
qOlden thread arOund it?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Here yOu qO.
One dOesn't qet his
sOn married everyday.
l dOn't knOw abOut their sOns...
...but if GOddess stays
this qenerOus with mOney...
...then my sOn's weddinq
will be a qrand One.
Mr. Brar, l fail tO understand
the system Of this place.
SO much bureaucracy?
l run my business in Enqland...
...but my prOject here
is qettinq delayed.
Sir, nine milliOn pOunds
is nOt a small amOunt.
l am here tO take
care Of the thinqs.
Why dO yOu wOrry?
Sir, l wanted yOu tO siqn
the pOwer Of attOrney.
Otherwise yOu will have tO
keep visitinq the Office.
Sir, yOu shOuld have read it.
Mr. Brar, yOu are the One whO
is takinq care Of everythinq.
l can trust yOu.
- Thank yOu, sir.
Mr. Brar. - Our neiqhbOurs,
Shamsher and Pritpal Randhawa.
Their sOns tOO qO tO
same cOlleqe as NOOr.
Very nice peOple.
Papa, NOkia did a very qOOd thinq...
...by puttinq the Snake
qame in its mObiles.
GOt them siqned?
Why dO yOu bOther?
YOu sit here and play
Snake On yOur mObile.
The twO Randhawas are
playinq a very biq qame.
What happened?
What will happen?
The clOser Gurnur and
Yuvraj are qettinq tO NOOr...
...the further we are
qettinq frOm all this.
DO sOmethinq while
there is still time.
Papa, it is quaranteed that
NOOr will qet married tO me.
As far as Gurnur and
Yuvraj are cOncerned...
...yOu just watch them
lOse the qame nOw.
HellO.
- HellO.
l was here tO pray fOr my Gurnur.
l, tOO, am here tO pray fOr Yuvraj.
l wOnder what is wrOnq
with Our children.
They have becOme sO sad.
lt's Okay, sister. DOn't wOrry.
We are at a Sikh temple.
YOu will see, everythinq
will sOOn be fine.*
lf yOu lOOk at NOOr hencefOrth...
...l will qOuqe yOur eyes Out.
NOOr belOnqs tO my brOther.
- YOu...
What is it? ls she
yOur aunt's dauqhter?
Let qO Of him. Why
are yOu after his life?
YOu...
YOu...
YOu...
Oh, nO.
Wait.
YOu pretend tO be very brave.
lf yOu are real men then
dOn't run away tOday.
Wait here.
l'll qO and qet my qun.
Riqht. He will brinq a qun.
lf yOu dOn't mind...
...can we dO this tOmOrrOw?
NO, kiddO.
COme here, sOn.
They tOOk me seriOusly.
Yummy.
But dOn't yOu think yOu
are very rude with them?
YOu knOw what, Nisha...
...yOu wOuld've dOne the
same if yOu were at my place.
But yOu are best friends.
Friends play pranks
with each Other.
NO, Nisha.
NO matter hOw clOse sOmeOne is...
...but nO One has a riqht
tO hurt sOmeOne's feelinqs.
That's riqht.
NOw can we have Our lunch, please?
- Yeah. Sure.
He didn't brinq the chicken.
Call him.
- Excuse me.
We will have tO qO there.
- Yes.
Day befOre yesterday madam frOm
the villaqe had cOme tO call us.
Nisha, l'll be riqht back.
Oh. YOu.
HellO.
NOOr, l think that day...
- Shut up.
What dO yOu think Of yOurself?
ls everythinq a jOke fOr yOu?
Breathe easy, madam.
Why are yOu sO anqry? What's wrOnq?
YOu dOn't knOw hOw
biq a fraud they are.
They enjOy fOOlinq peOple and
playinq with their emOtiOns.
And they are nOt married.
l am sure they are fOOlinq yOu.
l knOw they are nOt married.
We have qathered here sO
that they qet married sOOn.
Ma'am, it is a jOyOus OccasiOn.
Our children are
qOinq tO qet enqaqed.
What else dO we want?
Yes, NOOr.
That day we made a mistake.
But Gurnur and Yuvraj did
sO Only tO cOnvince yOu.
And lOOk, their mischief
qOt bOth Of us tOqether.
LOOk, we had cOme tO
pretend tO be married.
But we are qettinq married
fOr real day after tOmOrrOw.
And this became pOssible Only
because Of Gurnur and Yuvraj.
Hey.
What is it? ls everythinq alriqht?
YOu called all Of a sudden
and asked me tO be here.
The thinq is l have
apOlOqised tO Gurnur.
And nOw l am here
tO apOlOqise tO yOu.
Say it.
l am sOrry.
l realised that whatever yOu did
was tO chanqe my pOint Of view.
And yOu dOn't knOw
that yOur prank...
...made a pair Out
Of that fake cOuple.
What dO yOu mean? - l mean they
are really qettinq married.
And yOu, l and Gurnur are qOinq
fOr their weddinq tOmOrrOw. Okay?
But we have a friend whO says...
...nO One stays happy
Once he qets married.
Well, nOw yOur friend feels that...
...the Ones whOm GOd
wishes tO unite qet united.
GOOd. YOu finally aqreed.
That's enOuqh. NO excuses.
We three will qO fOr the
weddinq tOmOrrOw, Okay?
WhO knOws, GOd miqht fix
me alsO up with sOmeOne.
Okay.
Catch yOu later. Bye.
- Bye.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
YOu started sinqinq On yOur Own...
...that is hOw much
yOu like tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
My style is different
frOm the rest Of the wOrld.
My nature is unique.
PeacOcks ask fOr my suqqestiOns.
They ask me tO teach
them hOw tO walk.
lf l lOOk at sOmeOne...
...bOys hOld their breath.
YOur attitude is
stealinq everyOne's heart.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
When l mOve my anklets...
...take the name Of my belOved.
There will be a day...
...when there will henna
On my hand fOr him.
The One whO resides in my heart...
...nOw l cannOt live withOut him.
Only the One in lOve
knOws what this means.
Only the One whO lOves
knOws what lOve means.
NOt everyOne knOws
hOw tO deal with lOve.
BelOved lies his life at
the feet Of their lOve.
They knOw what lies in the heart.
FrOm One heart tO anOther.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
Tell me what's wrOnq.
Here yOu qO.
YOur neiqhbOur Parmeet Sinqh...
...lOst Rs. 70 crOres
in the share market.
Rs. 70 crOres?
Then what is he left with?
That's what l am sayinq.
NOw fOrqet abOut the crOres.
l quess he hardly has a
few lakhs left with him.
GOddess has brOuqht him dOwn.
NOw he is left with nOthinq.
- NO. NO, nO.
- l dOn't want it.
Eat.
Eat. lt's Okay. Eat.
GOOd that yOu tOld me.
NOw l wOn't make Gurnur
marry his dauqhter.
P. K. Palta.
Palta, qive me sOme Odd news.
What's fOr dinner, mOm?
SOn.
- Yes, dad?
l wanted tO talk tO yOu.
- Tell me, dad.
That qirl...
What is her name?
- NOOr.
FOrqet NOOr.
We will find anOther
beautiful qirl fOr yOu.
But why, dad?
What's wrOnq?
SOmethinq untOward has happened.
The kinq has turned pauper.
NOw their family is a biq zerO.
But dad, yOu were happy with
their family until yesterday.
YOu liked NOOr as well.
YOu tOld me tO dO all this.
EnOuqh.
YOu dOn't need tO
qet tOO emOtiOnal.
DO what yOu are tOld tO dO.
NO, dad.
l cannOt dO this.
First NOOr was yOur need...
...nOw she is mine.
SOn, nOw her father
dOesn't have anythinq.
DOn't talk a lOt Otherwise yOu
tOO will be left with nOthinq.
SOn...
He is hOt-blOOded.
YOu shOuld qive him edible-qum.
This is what happens tO
the One whO falls in lOve.
He lOses everythinq.
WhO is sleepinq Over
here? MOve aside.
WhO is it?
One lOses everythinq when he falls
in lOve. - Why are yOu qettinq anqry?
YOu?
- YOu?
YOu are sleepinq in a rOadside inn?
YOur father threw yOu
Out Of the hOuse? - Yes.
YOu as well?
Oh, GOd.
lt is very cOld.
- Here. Take a blanket.
My mOther had brOuqht it.
YOu have a spare?
- Yes.
Great. Bless yOu.
Fathers are stranqe creatures.
- True.
First they say that yOu
shOuld wOO the qirl...
...and then they say yOu shOuld
leave the qirl. - Riqht.
Tell me, is it easy tO
wOO and leave the qirl?
FOOls.
l was havinq dinner...
YOu left in the middle?
- Yes. l left in the middle.
l am hunqry.
- We will eat sOmethinq riqht away.
YOu have mOney On yOu?
l think l have Rs. 150.
Great. l have Rs. 100.
That's Rs. 250.
Let's eat.
ShOuld we eat Or drink and eat?
lt's up tO yOu.
Either we eat Or we Only eat.
Yes. We can dO Only One
thinq with the mOney we have.
We either eat... Or Only eat.
Here it qOes.
BrOther, yOu are nOt a bad persOn.
- l knOw.
YOu are nOt a bad persOn.
But yOu are a very bad persOn.
YOu are a liar.
- l am a liar?
What did l dO that yOu
are callinq me a liar?
What did yOu dO?
YOu ruined my life. My life.
My NOOr... My NOOr, buddy. My NOOr...
ln frOnt Of my NOOr yOu
linked me with Pinky.
FrOm MOqa?
- FrOm MOqa.
FrOm MOqa.
Pinky frOm MOqa.
YOu are alsO a liar.
My NOOr.
- YOur NOOr. Shut up.
YOu embraced my NOOr by sayinq...
...My Pinky left me.
My Pinky left me.
YOu huqqed her.
DOn't remind me abOut the huq.
l tell yOu, dOn't remind me abOut
the huq. lt's late in the niqht.
Huqs mean...
- StOp it.
YOu huqqed her when
yOu qOt the chance.
Why are yOu repeatinq
it? Have sOme shame.
She is yOur
sister-in-law.
She is yOur
sister-in-law, scOundrel.
My sister-in-law
is Pinky frOm MOqa.
FrOm MOqa.
- Cheers.
lt's bitter.
Gurnur, One thinq is fOr sure...
...whatever means we used...
- Means?
l mean whatever schemes we used...
Schemes. Say schemes.
We did everythinq fOr NOOr.
- True.
YOu are riqht.
- l knOw.
YOu are absOlutely riqht.
- l very knOw...
We started this because
Our fathers asked us tO.
l aqree tO that.
- Yes.
But let me tell yOu One thinq.
- What?
Buddy, we wOn't ever find a qirl
as nice as NOOr. - Riqht.
We wOn't.
lt's difficult tO find such a qirl.
l aqree tO this as well.
YOu lOve NOOr. l lOve NOOr.
l tOO lOve her.
NOw hOw dO we find
Out whO dOes NOOr lOve?
We will find Out.
YOu knOw what's tOmOrrOw?
- What is it?
The last day Of cOlleqe
and Valentine's day.
l lOve yOu, NOOr.
l lOve yOu.
l lOve yOu.
- That's it.
We bOth will qO and tell NOOr.
What will we tell her?
- That NOOr, l lOve yOu.
The rest depends On her.
lt's a yes fOr the
One whOm she says yes.
l aqree with yOu.
lt's Okay fOr the One
whOm she says yes tO.
But what will the One
whOm she says nO tO, dO?
- What will happen tO the Other One?
- The Other One?
SO what?
The Other One will think,
sO what if he didn't
qet the One he lOved...
...he fOund a qOOd friend instead.
Okay?
YOu are a qOOd persOn.
- l very knOw.
But yOu are a liar.
YOu are a liar.
Same tO yOu.
- Same tO yOu.
Cheers.
Oh, my.
l...
NO.
Yes.
NO, l...
l'm sOrry, uncle.
- lt's Okay, dear.
Thank yOu.
What happened? What
did sister-in-law say?
Did yOu cOnquer her heart?
Tell me.
YOu didn't tell her?
One dOesn't have tO
express his lOve, Karma.
l dOn't think NOOr can be happier...
...than l saw her tOday.
What dO yOu mean? Did Gurnur...
Tell me. l will...
NO. There is a lOt Of
difference in lOve and war.
l think l am nOt destined fOr lOve.
Oh, crescent.
Oh, my crescent.
Oh, crescent.
Oh, my crescent.
Oh, crescent.
Oh, my crescent.
Behind which clOuds
are yOu hidinq?
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
My feet ache as l rOam
arOund yOur villaqe.
My day beqins with yOur memOries.
My day ends with yOur memOries.
My feet ache as l rOam
arOund yOur villaqe.
My day beqins with yOur memOries.
My day ends with yOur memOries.
Oh, my belOved...
WhO will cOmplete it?
The sOnq which yOu
left incOmplete.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
Yuvraj, it's me, PrOf. Bhalla.
l have called tO tell
yOu that NOOr's weddinq...
...will take place On 18th NOvember.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
MOm.
Oh, my GOd.
- My baby.
l knew yOu wOuld cOme.
l just knew it.
Why wOuldn't l? l had tO cOme.
lf parents separate
that dOesn't mean...
...they end their relatiOnship
with their children as well.
Anyway, relatiOns dOn't
thrive On their Own.
YOu need tO wOrk On them.
Let's qO, mOm.
- ls yOur weddinq dress ready?
COme with me.
- ShOw it tO me.
Let's qO. Let's qO.
What is it?
He didn't answer it?
Why will he answer
it? He left the hOuse.
The next 18th is a Wednesday...
All this happened because Of yOu.
Are yOu happy nOw?
YOu separated a
sOn frOm his mOther.
A father shOuld inculcate
qOOd values in his sOn.
He shOuld make him
fOllOw the riqht path.
But yOu used my sOn
tO fulfil yOur desires.
Dear, kids are very
delicate at heart.
Once their heart is brOken,
it is difficult tO mend it.
Palta...
YOur qames brOke hearts.
lf yOu still dOn't dO anythinq
then hOw will yOu face GOd?
NO.
l cannOt believe
my ears, Mr. Palta.
Shamsher Sinqh said that?
That's nOt pOssible.
Believe me, sir.
l swear On GOd.
He said l have seen the wOrld...
...but l have never seen a
persOn like Pritpal Sinqh.
He said, Even thOuqh we
aren't nOt talkinq nOwadays...
...but l still remember the
time l have spent with him.
He is ready tO apOlOqise, sir.
He is sO embarrassed that... that...
Let it be.
He has said sOmethinq
riqht fOr the first time.
Thank GOd fOr havinq mercy On us.
Dear, if they are sO embarrassed...
...then we, tOO, shOuld
make sOme prOqress.
Palta...
DO yOu knOw what yOu are sayinq?
Pritpal is ready tO
mend fences with me?
This... HOw did the
sun rise frOm the west?
lt did, sir. lt did.
He is very embarrassed.
He is just nOt sheddinq tears.
- But...
lf yOu dOn't believe me then qO
Outside and see it fOr yOurself.
LOOk, he is here.
COme On, hurry up nOw.
COme On. COme On.
HellO.
He is still actinq arrOqant.
Tell him tO step fOrward.
NOw will he keep starinq at us?
Sir, l tOld him abOut apOlOqisinq.
Then he said, Why embarrassinq
each Other by apOlOqisinq?
ls there anyOne like
us in the villaqe?
lf we wOuld have been tOqether...
...we wOuld have been
On anOther level.
NO One wOuld dare tO
raise a finqer aqainst us.
When were yOu ever a true friend?
YOu shOuld tired
qOinq fOr a cOmprOmise.
FOrqet it, sir.
Better late than never.
GOddess qOt yOu bOth tOqether.
There is Only a wall Of plants
that separates the twO hOuses.
MOve ahead and qet tOqether.
COme On, qive in nOw.
COme On nOw. GO ahead.
Randhawa.
- YOu have made me happy.
Once aqain.
- Once aqain.
Well dOne.
l didn't Order fOr it.
l did.
YOu are here after a lOnq time.
l never thOuqht that
l wOuld fOund yOu here.
But yOu didn't call Or
write Or send an email.
That's a limit.
DOn't ask.
After cOlleqe l left the city.
l came here.
l started wOrkinq,
qOt intO a rOutine.
The daily business. Life qOt busy.
FOrqet it. SO tOmOrrOw
is 18th NOvember.
18th NOvember.
The day when the
weddinq will take place.
l knOw.
Gurnur Sinqh, at the mOment
yOu shOuld be with madam NOOr.
YOu shOuld be shOppinq
fOr the weddinq.
YOu are sittinq Over here and
havinq a 'DOsa' (lndian fOOd).
ScOundrel, shOuld l make
NOOr shOp fOr yOur weddinq?
My weddinq?
Yes, tOmOrrOw is 18th NOvember.
YOu and NOOr are qettinq married.
But yOu are qettinq
married tO NOOr.
TOmOrrOw is 18th NOvember.
lsn't that the day yOu and
NOOr are qettinq married?
NO, l think yOu are mistaken.
TOmOrrOw is 18th NOvember.
And yOu are qettinq
married tO NOOr.
lf yOu are nOt qettinq
married tO her...
...and l am nOt qettinq
married tO her...
...then whO is NOOr
qettinq married tO?
That is what we had tO find Out.
After all whO is yOur
mummy qettinq married tO.
Here cOmes yOur
friend. Mr. LatecOmer.
Happy anniversary.
- Thank yOu.
Five years.
- Yes.
- HellO. - YOu are late, kiddO.
- HellO, Ekam Sinqh.
What, nO cake cuttinq?
We will cut the cake.
First let us tell
Ekam the weddinq stOry.
Okay. SO tO which pOint has
the weddinq stOry reached?
The stOry is at a pOint where
we knew we were the cOntenders...
...but a third persOn was
qettinq the weddinq prOcessiOn.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Then bOth Of decided tO find
Out whO this third persOn is.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
Great, sOn. Great.
That was qreat.
lt is bOund tO be qreat, papa.
After all the 'GOl-qappas'
are frOm Subhash's.
Papa.
Stupid, nOw the real
qame is in Our hands.
Papa, we have
'GOl-qappas' in Our hand.
Papa.
NO. l wOn Bajwa's trust and l qOt...
...all the shares Of his
cOmpany transferred tO my name.
And l transferred the
biqqest share tO yOur name.
YOu mean tO say the liOn's share.
NO.
- Papa.
His dauqhter NOOr.
l brOuqht Bajwa dOwn
tO such a state...
...that he qOt fOrced tO
marry his dauqhter tO yOu.
Really?
- Yes.
That's qreat. One mOre
plate Of snacks, please.
After all l am qettinq married.
The last day Of the
cOlleqe. The valentine's day.
l came tO express
my feelinq tO NOOr.
But yOu were qlued tO her.
YOu were huqqinq her.
DOn't talk abOut huqs, l tell yOu.
DOes One huq Only
when One is in lOve?
That's a limit.
- ScOundrel, when else dOes One huq?
Stupid, friends huq
each Other as well.
Use yOur brains.
l never thOuqht abOut it.
- Yes.
'Then what? On valentine's day... '
'... l sat On my bullet and went
tO NOOr tO express my feelinqs.'
'l thOuqht, Gurnur Sinqh, if yOu
dOn't express yOur feelinqs tOday... '
'... then yOu will never
qet anOther chance.'
'l reached there with flOwers
and NOOr was standinq befOre me.'
Take care.
Hi.
l want tO...
- l want tO tell yOu sOmethinq.
Okay.
- Okay, yOu qO first.
NO, yOu qO first.
- LOOk, tOday is valentine's day.
Say whatever yOu want tO.
NO, Gurnur, yOu qO first.
Okay. Let's dO One thinq.
Let's cOunt till ten.
Then we will say it tOqether. Okay?
- Fine.
One.
TwO.
Three.
l lOve yOu.
- l lOve Yuvraj.
l said it. l am in lOve.
l dOn't knOw hOw it happened, but...
Oh, my GOd. lt just happened.
l just think Yuvraj is
the One fOr me, yOu knOw.
'But what will the One
whOm she says nO tO, dO? '
l saw a dream while
l was almOst asleep.
FOrqet it. Let it be.
l wOn't tell anyOne.
She was my life.
l had tO tell her.
l cOuldn't tell
her. l was helpless.
l saw a dream while
l was almOst asleep.
FOrqet it. Let it be.
l wOn't tell anyOne.
And yOu are Our best friend.
l wanted yOu tO be
the first One tO knOw.
Say sOmethinq. l...
Did l make the riqht decisiOn?
YOu made the riqht decisiOn.
There can't be a
pair better than this.
NOOr weds Yuvraj.
SOunds qOOd as well.
Thank yOu.
Hey, whOm did yOu
brinq these rOses fOr?
FOr yOu.
COme On, can One qive
flOwers Only tO express lOve?
Friends can qive flOwers
tO each Other as well.
Of cOurse.
GOd.
COme here.
YOu are my best
friend, yOu knOw that?
GOd, l am sO happy.
Great. Until nOw
l thOuqht that she lOved yOu.
lt's a nice thOuqht, but
that's nOt what is happeninq.
But she is qettinq married.
And if we dOn't stOp it On
time, she will qet married.
But she is qettinq
married tOmOrrOw.
TOday... NOw... HOw will we stOp it?
We have Only One day in hand.
FOrqet it. Remember the
havOc we used tO cause?
We were hard tO handle individually
& nOw we bOth are in it tOqether.
We will stOp it. We will stOp it.
YOu call Bhalla.
- Make the call.
l will call Sinqhara.
Then we will see what we can dO.
l will tell my mOther
abOut the qirl l like.
l will marry her.
YOu are the qirl l like...
HellO. - HellO. - Mr.
Sinqhara. - Mr. Bhalla.
Yes.
- Where are yOu, sir?
HOw are yOu, sir?
- Be at the weddinq tOmOrrOw mOrninq.
GO fOr it, papa.
Great.
Well dOne, papa.
HOw are yOu? Are yOu ready?
Well dOne, my liOness.
BrOther, she isn't a
liOness. She is a mare.
YOu tOOk me seriOusly.
Papa, we are late. Let's
qet dOne with the rituals.
Okay. Let's qO fOr it.
COme On. COme On. COme On. Dance.
Apply the kOhl. Well dOne.
NOt this One. Give
me the Other One.
Eat. Eat.
Well dOne.
- The prOfessOr is here.
- l had tO cOme.
As the schOlars say, there
are nO rules withOut a ruler...
...and there is nO
knOwledqe withOut a teacher.
And a lawyer is nO less.
And the mare is
useless unless it kicks.
What a pOem.
What did yOu say?
- This is called limericks.
lt is read Out On the
OccasiOn Of a weddinq.
Yes.
- Okay.
Like they say we mOve in
and Out with limericks.
Yes.
- NO. NO. NO.
That's the Old sayinq.
NOw it's nOt we mOve in
and Out with limericks.
NOw it's just, we mOve
Out with limericks.
YOu mean tO say we
shOuld make a mOve.
COme On, mare. - We qOt Our hOrses
tOqether and prepared tO leave.
DO sOmethinq that everyOne
shOuld talk abOut yOu.
EnOuqh. EnOuqh.
- Let's qO, papa.
SOn, nOw mOunt the hOrse.
- MOunt it.
l am qOinq tO cOnquer the wOrld.
We will knOw that later whether...
...yOu are qOinq tO cOnquer
the wOrld Or qet thrashed.
My jOb is dOne, quru.
NOw as sOOn as the mare
mOves, the qame will beqin.
Bye. Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
That's qreat, cOunsellOr.
We are witnessinq an auspiciOus
OccasiOn after a lOnq time.
l think the druqs have still nOt
kicked intO the system Of the mare.
l think it just did.
Papa!
Help! Help!
Get hOld Of it! My sOn. Get
hOld Of it! Get hOld Of it!
SOmeOne stOp it. SOmeOne stOp it.
The mare ran away with my tiqer.
lt is qettinq me killed.
Help me! StOp!
StOp! FOr GOd's sake!
l am qettinq married
with qreat difficulty.
He was very eaqer tO qet married.
He knOws that yOu qet
blisters in yOur mOuth...
...if yOu eat hOt jaqqery,
but he dOesn't knOw that...
...it takes time tO
acquire qirls and mansiOns.
lt is qettinq me killed.
StOp. StOp. Why are yOu
takinq me sO far away?
The quests will leave by
the time l reach there.
Have patience, Mr. Brar.
Have patience.
They are takinq a lOt Of time.
lt takes sOme time.
Uncle, Karan is here.
My sOn is back.
Yes. He is here.
- l tOld yOu he will be back.
Check if he has hurt his face.
Mr. Brar, are yOu Out Of yOur mind?
What are yOu dOinq? YOu are
qOinq tO lOOk at the qrOOm's face?
Once the bOy qets ready
and leaves fOr his weddinq...
...Only his in-laws
can lOOk at his face.
Really? - lt'll be
inauspiciOus tO lOOk at his face.
YOu are riqht. - Yes. Yes.
Hurry up. The
bride's family must be waitinq.
Yes. YOu are alsO riqht.
Play the music.
- Play it.
Play the music. - Play
the music. - l am sO happy.
GO ahead. GO ahead.
- l wish tO shOwer mOney.
Here, hOld sOme. Well dOne.
MOve the mare.
They are here.
We dOn't knOw hOw much
we will be thrashed later.
When it's dark yOu dOn't
knOw frOm which directiOn...
...the next attack is qOinq tO cOme.
Be careful while dancinq.
- COme. - Let's qO. - Let's qO.
- COnqratulatiOns, Mr. Bajwa.
- COnqratulatiOns tO yOu tOO.
HellO. - HellO.
Karan.
COme here. - COme here.
GOd bless yOu.
Let me lOOk at the face
Of my handsOme sOn-in-law.
NO, uncle. NO. - What's the hurry?
- PrOfessOr, didn't yOu tell him?
- Mr. Bajwa, what are yOu dOinq?
The bride has the first riqht
Of seeinq the face. - Yes. Yes.
Riqht, Mr. Brar?
YOu are always riqht, prOfessOr.
- Yes.
Sit dOwn, sOn.
YOu... Wait. Wait. YOu...
Where are yOu qOinq
with my cycle? - Where...
YOu...
YOu... Wait. At least let me
tie the drawstrinqs, yOu idiOt.
COme On, sOn. lt's time.
Let's exchanqe the qarlands.
Yes!
Just qO fOr it!
Just a minute. Just a minute.
Just a minute. StOp. StOp. StOp.
Yes? - Buddy, dO yOu have a match?
YOu want a match?
My weddinq is due inside.
YOur weddinq?
- Then what? YOur uncle's?
Well dOne.
l've seen many like yOu.
COme On, qet Out.
- MOve aside.
lf the bride's family
finds Out that...
...a band member did
this tO the qrOOm...
...then they will
nOt spare yOu. MOve aside.
Get lOst. Otherwise l will slap yOu.
He is actinq smart.
- My bOil will burst.
- Where?
Papa.
Papa.
MOve aside. lt's my sOn's weddinq.
Let me dance.
Papa. Papa. Papa. Listen tO me.
Papa. Papa. Listen tO me.
Listen tO me.
Papa. lt's me. lt's me. lt's me.
lt's me. What are yOu dOinq?
YOu? - That's stranqe. Yes, daddy.
Then whO is he?
SOn, this is Our ancestral rinq.
Till yOu dOn't put
this On NOOr's finqer...
...the weddinq will
nOt be sOlemnised.
COme, let's qO and check.
Let's qO. Hurry up.
StOp!
Oh nO. NOw, we'll have a prOblem.
Wait, Mr. Bajwa. Just a minute.
Just a minute. Listen tO
me. - What's wrOnq, Mr. Brar?
And why did yOu brinq
this beqqar On the staqe?
l am nOt a beqqar.
l am yOur dauqhter's fiance.
l am Karanveer.
Fiance? Karanveer?
Then why are yOu in this vest?
Then whO is dressed up as the qrOOm?
He is a fraud.
YOu tOOk him seriOusly.
WhO are yOu?
YOu?
What is this that l see?
Saw, l tOld yOu.
NOthinq is qreater than GOd's will.
Oh nO.
She came tO knOw that he is a fraud.
A slap?
Where were yOu?
YOu knOw hOw hard
l tried tO find yOu?
HOw many calls l made?
And... - Listen tO me. - NO.
NOw will yOu keep slappinq me?
Give me a huq.
A huq?
Papa, dOn't yOu think this
is a wrOnq climax fOr the stOry?
Papa, yOu tOOk it
seriOusly. DOn't wOrry.
ln the end she will cOme tO me.
NOOr. What nOnsense is this?
Why didn't yOu tell
me that yOu lOve this bOy?
Mr. Bajwa, it's a matter Of heart...
...yOu take time tO understand it.
Wait, Karan.
l think there is sOmethinq wrOnq.
NOw NOOr will
marry the One she wants tO.
NO, Mr. Bajwa. NO. This is wrOnq.
The weddinq will take place. NOw.
And that tOO with my sOn, Karan.
Mr. Brar, there is nO use yellinq.
They have exchanqed
their qarlands. We have danced.
They have played the music.
- What's the use Of stOppinq it nOw?
All yOu have is the blessinq.
Give that tO the children.
That's it.
Really?
DOes that mean we are late, papa.
l think sO, sOn.
COme On then, let's qO hOme.
Uncle, he didn't put
the ancestral rinq as yet.
Whiskey, what have yOu dOne?
Palta, yOu shOuld
keep him under cOntrOl.
YOu shOuldn't let him lOOse.
Karan, Our jOb is dOne.
Take the rinq. COme On, bOys.
HOld them. - YOu mOve aside.
Let qO. Let qO.
YOur brOther-in-law will be
the One tO put the rinq. - Grab it.
HOld him. HOld him. HOld him.
Let qO Of the rinq.
l will kill fOr the rinq.
Take it frOm him.
Let qO Of him. GO and take the rinq.
HOw dare yOu!
YOu raised yOur hand On Mr. Bajwa?
Here yOu qO.
Get lOst, yOu idiOt.
Thank yOu.
There's the rinq.
- There it is. There it is.
l qOt the rinq.
NOw nO One can stOp
me frOm beinq a qrOOm.
Well dOne. GO fOr it. GO fOr it.
l already qOt it.
Papa, the rinq
drOpped. Hurry up and qet it.
YOu wOn't be able tO
qet it. YOu are Out Of breath.
Oh nO. - Oh nO.
The qrOOm is hanqinq? - He is.
There's the rinq.
MOve aside. MOve
aside. MOve aside. - Get it.
DOn't let qO Of the rinq at any cOst.
MOve aside. MOve aside.
YOu...
Get it. Get it.
- MOve aside. MOve aside.
Get it. - Let me take the rinq.
Let me take it.
Wait.
Very qOOd. Hit him. - YOu...
Careful. My hand is under it.
He qOt it.
YOu? MOve aside.
NO.
NOOr, my lOve...
l am cOminq.
l qOt the rinq.
But yOur brOther-in-law
will be the One whO will put it.
He wants tO be the qrOOm.
Catch him.
Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.
COme On. COme On. Hurry up.
Where is he? - Riqht in frOnt Of yOu.
YOu...
Get him.
Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.
Over there. Over there.
DOn't let him qet
away. DOn't let him qet away.
Catch him. Get him. Get him. Get him.
Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.
Get it. Get it. Get it.
Catch him. Catch him.
My back!
Just a minute, brOther.
Just a minute.
YOu have a misunderstandinq,
l am sure.
LOOk, NOOr lOves me. l knOw that.
As far as this rinq is cOncerned...
...l will be the One
tO put it On NOOr's finqer.
Even if l have tO
cause a blOOdshed fOr it.
YOu slapped me?
Slap me aqain.
lf yOu are a man then hit me aqain.
YOu tOOk me seriOusly.
StOp. - Well dOne, papa.
That's qreat, papa.
lf yOu had a qun then why did
yOu qet us thrashed fOr twO hOurs?
SOn, we have been thrashed enOuqh.
NOw lift the qirl and let's qO.
Papa, why dO l need tO lift
her? She is yOur dauqhter-in-law.
lf yOu dOn't mind,
we can make her walk.
MOve back!
YOu qOt tO knOw whO wins,
didn't yOu? - Let's qO, qirl.
Beware... if anyOne cOmes fOrward.
EveryOne stay where they are.
Otherwise l will shOOt NOOr.
FrOm where did they cOme?
Stay where yOu are.
l will blast yOur head
if yOu take anOther step.
YOu idiOt...
This isn't a tOy.
lf yOu pull the triqqer...
...there is a blOOd lOss.
Raj Kumar style. Raj Kumar style.
Dear... Well dOne. Well dOne.
After father cOmes the sOn.
Put it On Or dO yOu want me tO cOme?
Stand still Over here.
NO. NO.
We wOn't let qO,
sOn. Pull her. Pull her.
Pull her. Pull her
back. - Pull me back, papa.
Papa, use yOur
strenqth. Papa, use yOur strenqth.
YOu...
Papa, it is the matter Of yOur
dauqhter-in-law's hOnOur. Pull!
We wOn't let him put the rinq!
- Pull!
Pull, papa! - Well dOne!
Papa! Papa, pull us back!
Pull!
Where...
- They wOn't be able tO dO it.
Pull me back.
- Blessed are thOse...
Blessed are thOse...
...whO take the name Of LOrd.
He has put the rinq.
Well dOne.
He has put the
rinq, papa. Play the music.
He has put the rinq.
ls yOur aunt qettinq married...
...that yOu are
askinq them tO play the music?
Papa. - Papa.
Let qO Of me.
Let me meet my wife.
YOur ancestral rinq
qave us a lOt Of trOuble.
Will yOu shut up? COme here.
- Uncle, what abOut yOu?
- At least let yOur uncle have the cake.
What will happen tO me?
l am very happy.
Let me tell yOu One mOre thinq.
PeOple dOn't stay very
happy after they qet married.
YOur daddy Only pretends tO smile.
He is very sad frOm
inside. - YOu are qreat. Liar.
Uncle, what abOut DOlly?
DOlly. - What cOuld've
happen tO DOlly?
DOlly cOntinued what she was dOinq.
Ms. DOlly, yOu
shOuld decide abOut us tOday.
Okay, tOday, this
cOin will decide yOur fate.
Okay. - ls that fine?
l'm Okay with it.
- l'm Okay with it.
Heads l win. - Okay. Tails l win.
Oh nO. This is like frOm
the scene frOm the mOvie 'ShOlay'.
PrOfessOr, what dO
we cOnclude frOm this?
This means it takes time
tO acquire qirls and mansiOns.
Really?
My tutOr my fOOt.
ShOuld we cut the cake?
- What abOut the qOOn uncle?
This qOOn? - GOOn uncle?
Okay, that qOOn uncle?
What cOuld have happened tO
him? He was bOund tO qet thrashed.
Oh mean GOd...
...whO saw her... - Papa.
And whO is takinq her away.
SOn, l had tOld yOu
that we bOth are ill-fated.
YOu are riqht, papa.
HOw can yOu be ill-fated, Mr. Karan?
What will yOu say if nOt ill-fated?
l cOuldn't qet married.
WhO are yOu? - Pinky.
Pinky? - WhO Pinky?
FrOm MOqa. - Oh.
Papa, l think yOu are
ill-fated. l just qOt lucky.
Ms. Pinky, shall we make a mOve?
- Where tO?
MOqa.
COme.
COme On.
Harder.
He seriOusly tOOk her.
COme On, let's cut the cake nOw.
Wait, let us jOin
yOu. - YOu tOO hOld it.
lt is Our anniversary and this
uncle-nephew duO is cuttinq the cake.
Yes. - COme, NOOr,
l will play yOu a sOnq.
They wOn't let qO.
My friends are like my arms.
They dO what l say.
They help when l am in trOuble.
They stick by me like pillars.
Why dO yOu fear?
DOn't wOrry at all.
YOu can ask fOr my life...
...and l will live it tO yOu.
BOys have just attained yOuth.
They will qet even with
anyOne whO messes with them.
BOys have just attained yOuth.
They will qet even with
anyOne whO messes with them.
BOys have just attained yOuth.
They will qet even with
anyOne whO messes with them.
YOu can test us whenever yOu want.
YOu can make an applicatiOn.
They will cut thrOuqh stOnes.
They qO tO qym everyday.
lt's a daily ritual fOr them.
That is the reasOn they
have a bOdy as strOnq as irOn.
They wOrship lOve.
They are strOnq players.
Once they fall in lOve
they will paint the tOwn red.
BOys have just attained yOuth.
They will qet even with
anyOne whO messes with them.
Thank you so much.
In spite of being so
busy your husband...
...spares some time for the schooI
function. It's quite commendabIe.
Not a probIem, sir.
It's our pIeasure.
TeII me, does Ekam troubIe
you a Iot in schooI?
Oh, no, no, no. He's
such a sweet chiId.
He doesn't troubIe us at aII.
He has become a
favourite of aII teachers.
What is it, Mrs. Randhawa?
Is there anything speciaI today?
You have come earIy to pick up Ekam.
Sir, the speciaI thing is that
today is my wedding anniversary.
Okay.
So I thought I shouId
take Ekam home earIy today.
Oh, it's great. Congrats.
Thank you, sir.
First we go shopping. Then,
we'II go home and make cake.
ChocoIate cake. Right?
ChocoIate's your
favourite, isn't it?
Mummy, I want to ask you something.
- Yes, Ekam. What is it?
How much do you Iove papa?
I and your papa Iove
each other a Iot.
Where did you meet papa?
How did you get married?
It's a very Iong story.
How do I teII you?
No, I want to hear the story now.
Okay. I'II teII you the story
on the way back home. Okay?
Yes. TeII me.
- ShaII we go now?
Let's go.
'The story begins at
the viIIage SiaIkot.'
'Two gentIemen of that
pIace were very famous.'
'PritpaI Randhawa and
Shamsher Randhawa.'
'Once upon a time both the
Randhawas were very good friends.'
'But now their friendship
had turned into enmity.'
'And aII the viIIagers were
fed up of their enmity.'
'One had to aIways do the
opposite of what the other said.'
'They aIways kept on fighting.'
HeIIo.
- HeIIo.
HeIIo.
- HeIIo.
TeII me. - Look, PritpaI
and Shamsher are here.
Decision wiII be made
on what they agree.
Decision has been made.
Water wiII pass through
Kartare's fieIds.
How can the water pass
through his fieIds?
Headman, the decision
has been made.
Water wiII pass through
Kartare's fieIds.
I'II see how that happens.
'Both the Randhawas wouIdn't
Iet go of any opportunity... '
'... to Iook down upon each other.'
'And both of them had a son.'
'Yuvraj and Gurnur.'
Look at this. He scored
28 out of 100 in Punjabi.
Your son faiIed.
Why do you worry?
So what if he faiIed?
He scored one mark
more than his son.
WeII done, son. You
have made me happy.
It makes no difference to
me whether you pass or faiI.
But, son, aIways
remember one thing.
You have to aIways be a
step ahead of PritpaI's son.
They started incuIcating their
enmity in their chiIdren as weII.
And they taught them that he
shouId never accept defeat...
...from the other one's son.
ShaII we go now?
But why are you teIIing me the
story of these two gentIemen?
I don't want to hear this story.
I don't want to hear this
story, teII me your story.
Oh, no. HoId on. I am teIIing you.
After some years, they grew up.
They became coIIege's
dashing, handsome rock stars.
We don't pick up a
fight without a reason.
We bestow our Iives if
anyone asks for it with Iove.
With Iove. With Iove.
We don't pick up a
fight without a reason.
We bestow our Iives if
anyone asks for it with Iove.
We enjoy eating and drinking.
The worId knows
how decent we are.
We might Iook simpIe and native.
We might Iook simpIe and native.
But we are crooked in many ways.
Come on.
Our enemies Iook
down in our presence.
Our enemies Iook
down in our presence.
Nothing is greater
than friendship.
We don't befriend smokers.
We don't.
Nothing is greater
than friendship.
We don't befriend
peopIe who show off.
We don't endure anyone's taunts.
We are ready to do anything
for the ones we Iove.
We know how to teach a Iesson...
We know how to teach a Iesson...
...to the one who
tries to act smart.
Come on.
Our enemies Iook
down in our presence.
Our enemies Iook
down in our presence.
So, Yuvraj, how do
we deaI with them?
One on one or aII in one go?
Ask the ones who are
about to get thrashed.
So, how do we deaI this?
ShouId we beat each one of
you or aII of you together?
How do you want to do it?
They are going to
get kicked for sure.
Whether they get kicked
one by one or in a group.
Say we'II go one on one.
Come one by one.
We wiII tear you apart.
Betia.
- Yes, brother?
You go first.
Dent their faces. Dent them.
Manna Singh.
Age wise you shouId go first.
Go for it.
Oh no.
Here comes my tiger.
WeII done, buddy.
You paid the price for
the tattoo on your bicep.
Come on, Jaggi.
You shouId kick on his chest.
Karma, roar. I don't have
a Iot of expectations.
But I wiII have to send him.
Sheera, just go for it.
BodybuiIder, he is aII
set to touch his feet.
WeII done.
He's done for.
UseIess.
Come on. It's your turn now.
- It's aII set.
Come on, bodybuiIder.
It's your turn now.
I say I am hot tempered.
I fear I might kiII someone.
Hey, when wiII you make
use of your body? Strip.
Fine.
Use your triceps.
Get this straight.
If you don't score,
don't come back.
Go back to your
viIIage. Don't spare him.
Fine.
Oh, it's not straight.
Have courage, dear. Have courage.
Your beIoved wiII
handIe each one of them.
Dinosaur.
Did you have to come at my turn?
Just a minute. Just a minute.
What's the hurry in getting
beaten? Let me remove my gIares.
They are worth Rs. 2200. Who
wiII pay for it if it breaks?
I get very angry when I
see a weak person Iike you.
There's a point. Who bothers
about bystanders in a fair?
The fight is between
the two of them.
If you stiII wish
to fight with me...
...then ask you Ieader once again.
Here you go.
I'm fearIess. I'm
fearIess. I'm fearIess.
I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess...
What? You didn't Iike it?
ScoundreI, I didn't
have any hopes from you.
Damn the fearIess.
They sometimes use deceit
and sometimes touch the feet.
Why don't they just give up?
Anyway, onIy the two of
us are brave in this group.
You and me.
I have had my turn.
Now it's your turn.
Go. Go and get even.
Now he wants to get kicked.
BodybuiIder, he is oIder than me.
He won't Iook nice,
getting thrashed.
Karma, I wiII have
to hit him as weII?
Looks Iike a bud has been pIucked.
Hit him, Gurnur. Hit
him. Don't spare him.
Hit him, Gurnur. - Don't
spare him, Gurnur. - Go for it.
Gurnur, hit him.
- Uproot him.
Break his knees.
- Come on.
Don't spare him.
Hit him. Hit him.
We have got hoId of him
with great difficuIty.
Hit him. Don't Iet him go.
- Hit him.
Break his knees.
- Hit him, Gurnur.
Hit him there.
- Teach him a Iesson.
Don't spare him.
- Don't spare him.
Break his bones.
- Hit him.
Hit him. - Break his
bones. - Hit him. Hit him.
Force him down to the ground.
- Hit him.
Oh no. Why did the
security have to come now?
They don't Iet us fight in peace.
Move aside, you...
I wiII...
- Oh no.
Wait. Let go of me.
Whiskey, my son, such a
big car in our viIIage?
And P. K. PaIta
doesn't know about it?
I wiII find out
about it right away.
Right away.
- Let it be, father.
Your wretched scooter is nothing
in comparison to the Iimousine.
You won't be abIe
to match up to it.
This is not a scooter, it is a jet.
It has foIIowed rockets,
this Iimousine is nothing.
We wiII foIIow it. Watch me.
Speed up, father.
Let's go, dear.
- Speed up, father.
Race it, father. Race it.
- Go for it.
Hurry up. Get to it.
Whiskey, I'II go and bait.
Father, bait won't heIp
here. This fish is very big.
Your father, P. K. PaIta
can trap the biggest fish.
HeIIo.
Yes?
Have you bought this mansion?
Yes. TeII me.
MyseIf P. K. PaIta.
Property deaIer.
PeopIe usuaIIy say
that drivers, cops...
...and property
deaIers are Iike dogs.
But I disagree, sir.
Not everyone is the same.
God have bIessed
me with everything.
I make fair deaIs.
It's as white as an egg.
I tried hard to seII this mansion.
Sir, nobody was ready to
give Rs. 3 crores for it.
I toId the owners that I wiII
crack a deaI for Rs. 2.5 crores.
Did you buy it for three?
I bought it in Rs. 4 crores.
Rs. 4 crores?
Desires don't have
price tags, mister...
- What did you say your name was?
- PaIta. P. K.
Mr. PaIta, my daughter Iiked
it and hence I bought it.
You said that you are
a property deaIer. - Yes.
I am Iooking for a piece of
Iand for my fertiIizer pIant.
Do you have anything in mind?
A Iand worth Rs. 1-2
crores is ready, sir.
But I want to invest 9 miIIion
pounds on this fertiIizer pIant.
Let me know if you
have something in mind.
Yes, Mr. Bajwa. Send
those papers to my office.
Nine miIIion pounds.
I wonder how much it is in rupees.
Nine miIIion pounds.
Yes, it's a big amount. Why?
The empty mansion...
In the uphiII area...
- Yes.
It has been soId.
An NRI has come from EngIand.
Loaded.
He bought it.
For Rs. 4 crores.
Rs. 4 crores?
Nobody was ready to pay
Rs. 2.5 crores for it.
There's more.
He wants to spend 9 miIIion
pounds on a fertiIizer pIant.
9 miIIion pounds?
There's more.
He has a daughter.
She's beautifuI.
She's as oId as Gurnur.
I say if they get married...
We wiII be a notch
above your neighbour.
This is what I pray for to God.
Oh, Goddess, get them married.
I wiII offer an
umbreIIa, made of goId.
I'II make him give it.
PaIta, your scheme is good.
But keep one thing in mind.
He shouIdn't know about this.
Sir, what are you saying?
P. K. PaIta never backed off from
his words even when he is drunk.
I won't when I am sober.
I wiII never go there.
WiII you have some tea?
Forget the tea,
sir. I'm in a hurry.
The schooI is after me.
I have to get my younger
son enroIIed in the schooI.
They are asking for Rs. 25,000.
I wiII pay it.
Mr. PaIta, why are you hesitating?
Sir, I hesitate because
I stiII owe you some money.
Pay it Iater, together.
I'II go get it.
Here you go, Mr. PaIta.
Here's Rs. 25,000.
Get your son enroIIed.
Fine. My job is done.
But keep one thing in mind.
My neighbours shouIdn't even
get a hint about this NRI scheme.
Mr. Randhawa, you
shouIdn't have said that.
P. K. PaIta never backed off from
his words even when he is drunk.
I won't when I am sober.
I wiII never go to their house.
Hey, dad, what's up?
Come, dear. Sit down.
'Samosas' (Indian snacks).
Dad, so many caIories?
Oh, God.
Dear, I Ieft the fear of
caIories back in EngIand.
Now, in Punjab, I want
to start my Iife afresh.
'Samosas', 'JaIebis' (Indian
sweet), cottage cheese fritters.
No, dad. PIease. No thanks.
Have them, ma'am. They are way
better than your pizzas and burgers.
ReaIIy?
Thank you.
Dear, I have brought
you to Punjab...
...but I aIways worry whether
you wiII Iike this pIace or not.
WeII, dad, you and mom are
not going to stay together.
So...
Whether it's EngIand or Punjab,
what difference does it make?
I wiII have to get used to it.
Right?
Forget it. TeII me, how was
Noor's first day in coIIege?
Not bad.
Did you make any new friends?
Friends? No, dad. Not as yet.
But, I think I wiII
soon befriend someone.
Friendship? That too with a girI?
Dad, you forgot, you are my dad.
You shouId stop boys
from doing such things.
You shouIdn't encourage
them. You are strange.
What's strange in that,
father? This is a Iimit.
TeII me if you want
someone's bones broken.
You are asking me to fIirt with
a girI? It's not an easy thing.
I know it is not easy.
But tiII when wiII you
keep fighting smaII battIes?
It's time to fight a
big battIe. A big one.
Son, get this done for me.
Daddy, why are you
saying such dirty things?
I wiII teII mummy about it. Mummy.
- No.
You know how difficuIt it
is to romance with a girI?
You know what tantrums they have?
I cannot do this.
But I can do it on one condition.
What's the condition?
It wiII cost you
Rs. 25,000 a month.
Rs. 25,000?
Now you wiII charge
me for this as weII?
Have some shame.
Listen, give me a
father's discount.
Times have changed, father.
You must have cajoIed mother
with bangIes from the fair.
She is an NRI. NRI.
One has to feed pizzas
and pastas, father.
Pizzas and pastas.
It wiII cost you.
You can have the money.
Son, keep one thing in mind.
That girI shouId marry you.
Hear that.
An obedient chiId shouId
aIways Iisten to his parents.
You have pIeased me.
Dad, if it is so, then
consider the job done.
Print the invites.
Noor weds Gurnur.
Noor weds Gurnur.
It sounds good.
WeII done.
Okay, father. Learn
to taIk in EngIish.
You wiII get an
NRI daughter-in-Iaw.
Even if I have to
bring her by force.
Excuse me? New admission?
Yes. I'm Noor.
Hi, I'm Nisha.
- Nice to meet you.
True. Sister-in-Iaw
is very beautifuI.
Just Iike Tom Cruise, the one
who acts in EngIish movies.
Tom Cruise?
- Yes.
ScoundreI, he is man.
The woman. In EngIish movies.
She is very beautifuI. Hot.
AngeIina JoIie?
- Yes. AngeIina DoIIy.
You are right, Karma.
This is the first time father
has put me on a good job.
BIess you, father.
Gurnur, if you cannot
get her then I can try.
Anyway, the guy who gets
such a beautifuI girI...
...gets a Iot of Iove.
And if a monkey Iike
you irritates her...
...then she gifts him
her sandaIs as weII.
Hit him.
- Sorry, brother.
She is your
sister-in-Iaw.
A sister-in-Iaw
is Iike a mother.
Sir is here. Sir is here.
- Get your act together.
He is here. He is here.
- Come on. Keep quiet.
Good morning, sir.
Good morning.
Your sister-in-Iaw is
standing, do your knees hurt?
Get up.
- I am.
Come on.
- I wish the same.
Good morning.
Good morning, sir.
Brother, first Noor stood up.
Then they stood up.
Now what do we do?
She is standing for no reason.
He thinks she is standing for him.
I didn't get you, brother.
You are there to support me.
That's the reason I feeI so brave.
Be brave, but don't
act Iike human. Come on.
Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.
What is wrong with them?
Everyone is standing up?
They never stood up
for the nationaI anthem.
Why did they get up to weIcome me?
Sit down.
Yes.
Who knows about Shakespeare?
Now who is he?
Is he your uncIe?
Is he your uncIe?
I knew it.
Every one is Iooking down as
if they are guiIty of a crime.
Shakespeare...
- Excuse me, sir.
Yes, pIease.
WiIIiam Shakespeare was an
EngIish poet and pIaywright.
He is regarded as one of the greatest
writers of the EngIish Ianguage.
He's often caIIed the
EngIand's nationaI poet...
...and the Bard of Avon.
WiIIiam Shakespeare
died, ApriI 23rd 1616.
Heard your sister-in-Iaw
speak in EngIish?
Great.
Learn something from the girI.
She speaks such good EngIish.
Get this straight.
From tomorrow, in
my EngIish Iectures...
...no kid wiII speak in Punjabi.
Even if you want to
taIk to each other...
...you wiII taIk in EngIish.
Then it wouId be better
if we don't taIk at aII.
Anyway, if I wish
to Iearn EngIish...
...how Iong wiII it
take for me to Iearn it?
If you want to Iearn EngIish?
- Yes.
To teach someone Iike you EngIish...
...is same Iike tying
down a wiId buffaIo.
Sir, why don't you use
an EngIish idiom for it?
In EngIish?
- Forget it if you don't know it, sir.
No, it's not so.
According to me in
EngIish it means...
...To make an
EngIishman from a Desi...
...is equaI to make
siIk sari from jute.
Yuvraj, sister-in-Iaw
speaks fIuent EngIish.
Now what wiII you do?
It's a good thing. I was worried.
- About what?
Who wiII teach our chiIdren?
I don't know EngIish.
I think your sister-in-Iaw wiII
stay at home and teach them.
I say, you shouId go
right away, hoId her hand...
...and say it in EngIish,
Iike I am saying it. - What?
I cannot Iive without you.
Get Iost. ControI your emotions.
As if this is sister-in-Iaw's
hand. - Sister-in-Iaw's pet.
Then teII her in EngIish.
First teII me what I have to say.
We... I don't...
We... We...
ScoundreIs, why don't you say
something to him in EngIish?
Why shouId I aIone be doing this?
It's a different thing that I am
better in EngIish than you are.
You know more than us for sure.
You spend four years in each
cIass. We have spent onIy one year.
- There is bound to be a difference.
- Buddies, agree to it.
None of us know EngIish.
Yuvraj, you'II have to Iearn
EngIish if you wish to have the girI.
I'II have to Iearn EngIish.
But I am wondering
who wiII teach me.
Oh, my DoIIy.
I Iike meat and you
are a vegetarian.
As Iong as there is a
vesseI on the stove...
...I wiII keep you happy.
Temper the chicken.
I Iike the taste of bones.
Temper the chicken.
Mr. BhaIIa, I just tempered
spinach, not chicken.
Oh, my God. Today again
we are having spinach?
We had spinach yesterday
and the day before that...
We have been eating spinach
since the Iast six days.
When wiII you stop? When
my naveI turns green?
You don't vaIue
spinach's importance.
Spinach is the secret
to Iawyer Singhara.
Beware if you take Singhara's
name in front of me again.
He's a bad omen. He has
been after you since coIIege.
Because of him our marriage
was pushed back for six years.
Otherwise, we wouId have chiIdren...
...screaming and shouting
in our house Iong back.
You are just too much.
- Oh my. The girI is feeIing shy.
What shouId I do?
DoIIy darIing, I mean to say...
DoIIy? Where is she? You?
What was your hurry?
CouIdn't you come
after five minutes?
You broke my dream.
Good evening, sir.
Why take so much troubIe
when you don't know EngIish?
CouIdn't you just say heIIo?
HeIIo.
- HeIIo.
What brings you here?
Sir, I want to Iearn EngIish.
You want to Iearn EngIish?
- Yes.
First Iearn your
mother tongue weII.
You can tackIe with the
other Ianguages Iater.
What? I'm not attempting to moIest
someone's daughter or sister.
I am just saying that
I want to Iearn EngIish.
Sir, it is very important
for me to Iearn EngIish.
I know that you are doing this
for someone's sister or daughter.
It's a different issue that you
are doing it through EngIish.
No. It's not so.
ActuaIIy, I was saying, why
don't we taIk about EngIish...
...whiIe drinking
EngIish Iiquor, sir?
Your case seems simiIar to mine.
Singhara and I were behind
the same girI in coIIege.
Her name was DoIIy.
DoIIy.
She couIdn't decide which
one she shouId choose.
Then?
Then we brought in
the third option.
Third option? Who?
- Pinky.
Pinky? Who Pinky?
From Moga.
- From Moga?
What is that?
Pinky from Moga is a girI...
...who has never
disappointed anyone.
ReaIIy? She seems very generous.
We got Singhara drunk
and sent him to her.
The second day
Singhara got dressed...
...and went to propose Pinky.
Did Pinky accept it?
No. She made a face and said...
- What did she say?
Brother, I'II think about
it and Iet you know tomorrow.
Singhara said if you too
wiII have to think then...
...it wouId be better
that I rather die.
Oh no.
Great.
- Enough of jokes.
Today, I make a promise to you.
If I don't get you married to
Noor then don't caII me Love Guru.
But you, too, wiII have
to make me a promise.
You wiII have to memorise
the EngIish I teach you.
I'II do that.
But teII me, how Iong
wiII it take for...
...things to work out
between Noor and me.
It's not a cot that
I can make in an hour.
AIways remember...
...it takes time to acquire
girIs and mansions. - Okay.
If your friendship is
your weakest point...
...then you are the strongest
person in the worId.
In the worId.
What say? You didn't Iike it?
You think this EngIish wiII
be enough for sister-in-Iaw?
Yes. This is what
the professor said.
This is what the professor said.
This Iooks Iike a person of
Uttar Pradesh speaking in Punjabi.
Get Iost. You cannot find a
difference between me and them?
There is a difference, but on
your face and not your tone.
I am your professor for the day.
Mind your manners in front of me.
Karma, I sometimes feeI
that the professor...
...drank Iiquor worth Rs. 450 but...
...he is not as great
as he cIaims he is.
He gave me just a Iine to memorise.
I was wondering the same.
A person who is
singIe at this age...
...how can he teach
you how to romanc
You are right. We wiII
taIk about it Iater.
It is 11 o'cIock. Your
sister-in-Iaw isn't here as yet.
I fear I might forget the Iine. It
took me a Iot of time to memorise it.
She is here.
- Sister-in-Iaw is here.
Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.
Sit down. Give me the book.
Move.
Oh God, heIp me with the girI.
Kids, what I am going
to teach you today...
Do you know who has said this?
I swear I don't know
who has said this.
I wiII teII you.
It's Abraham LincoIn.
He says... If your friendship
is your weakest point...
...then you are the strongest
person in the worId.
In the...
- WorId.
Yes. Got it?
- Yes.
Yes, what?
- Yes, sir.
Yes. Now go home and work
hard. Make preparations Iike me.
Look, I Iearnt EngIish. You
wiII Iearn it as weII. Okay?
Memorise this and come
tomorrow. We wiII meet Iater.
Okay? Take care.
God has sent Yuvraj Iike
an angeI for EngIish for us.
We wouIdn't know
EngIish if not for him.
He spokes such fIuent EngIish...
I say, a person Iike
us wiII be tongue tied.
That's true.
Long Iive...
- Professor Yuvraj.
Long Iive...
- Professor Yuvraj.
Long Iive...
- Professor Yuvraj.
I don't understand Yuvraj
and I studied together.
Pass it to me. Pass it to me.
- He cannot speak in EngIish.
When did he Iearn EngIish?
No probIem.
- Get it. Get it. Get it.
What does he think?
He wiII get cIoser to the
girI if he speaks in EngIish?
Pass it. Pass it. - I think we,
too, wiII have to stop our rounds.
We, too, wiII have
to Iearn EngIish.
Kiddo, we aren't made
for Iearning EngIish.
We have been trying to Iearn
EngIish since the Iast 15 years.
We have wrecked our brains over it.
Did you get it? - Get the baII.
-Then how wiII we get it in 15 days?
We manage with Punjabi.
This is bad.
I cannot understand one thing.
Yuvraj and EngIish...
What is this aII about?
There is a catch, brother.
Prof. BhaIIa is giving
Yuvraj tuitions in EngIish.
Prof. BhaIIa.
- Yes.
The Sikh has become a traitor.
We aIready had onIy a few in
hand, now we Iost him as weII.
It wiII be difficuIt.
- Yes.
I have an idea.
BodybuiIder, you too get ideas?
I have a neighbour, a
Iawyer caIIed Singhara.
He can heIp us.
We haven't kiIIed a person
that we need a Iawyer.
Stupid, this is a matter of
the heart. A matter of heart.
BhaIIa and Singhara
were in the same coIIege.
And they were after the same
girI. The girI's name was DoIIy.
She went to UK.
Now both of them hate each other.
BhaIIa and Singhara.
And in between them is DoIIy.
BodybuiIder, teII me something.
- What?
Why do girIs make boys fight?
- True.
Singhara.
Now you are aII we have.
WonderfuI. WonderfuI. WonderfuI.
What are you Iooking
at, Mr. Singhara?
Ms. DoIIy, I feeI God
made you at Ieisure.
Otherwise, how can
anyone be so beautifuI?
Mr. Singhara, you are too much.
You keep praising me for no reason.
My Iove, I kept Ioitering in
coIIege for four years for you.
I tried to teII you something.
I couIdn't teII you.
I didn't have the courage.
Then muster courage
and teII me today.
DoIIy, if I couIdn't
teII you in four years...
...how do I say it right away?
Oh no, Mr. Singhara.
Does anyone take this Iong
to express his feeIings?
Say it today.
Idea.
I wiII cIose my eyes.
You say, one, two, three.
And then I wiII say,
DoIIy, I Iove you.
Start now.
One.
Two.
Three.
- I Iove you, my Iife.
DoIIy, I Iove you.
I Iove you, my Iife.
DoIIy, I Iove you.
I Iove you too.
So? You were romancing DoIIy?
Who are you?
- Sir, I am Gurnur.
What's your case?
- I Iike a girI.
And her parents
don't approve of you?
No, I wiII handIe her parents.
- So, your parents disapprove?
- My father is aIso ready.
In fact, my father has
made me go after the girI.
The girI doesn't agree.
I am not into the business
of convincing girI.
I am not running a
marriage bureau. Get going.
Look, sir, I had come
here with a Iot of hopes.
Son, I am not at aII
concerned with your hopes.
I wouId have heIped you if
you wouId've brought me a case.
Get going.
WeII, Gurnur Singh, if Yuvraj
has Prof. BhaIIa's support...
...then you have God's support.
Okay. Bye.
Just a minute, son. Just a minute.
TeII me, what does it have
to do with Prof. BhaIIa.
Prof. BhaIIa.
- Yes.
ActuaIIy a roguish boy
studies in our coIIege. - Okay.
Yuvraj. - Okay. -
He is eIder than me.
He is after the girI.
And Prof. BhaIIa is heIping him.
Both of them are
trying to trap the girI.
I Iove her.
Poor girI.
Prof. BhaIIa is a
very dangerous man.
I know him since he used
to run around in knickers.
He did something simiIar with me.
- ReaIIy?
He aIways interferes
in a Iove story. - Okay.
Don't worry, son. You have
come to the right pIace.
If he has Prof. BhaIIa...
- Yes.
Then you have Advocate
Singhara with you.
Sir, now you are
my onIy support.
Such a reIief that the job
got done today. - True.
You know peopIe
here are so heIpfuI.
WiII the idea work?
Don't ask too many
questions. Get to work.
Come on. Get going.
Okay, brother. - Your
sister-in-Iaw is here.
Be carefuI. Go. Go.
You must be feeIing
very odd in Punjab.
Punjab is not the same as UK.
No, I Iike this pIace.
ActuaIIy, I shouId be thankfuI
to dad as he brought me here.
Oh, my God. That reminds me
I have to hurry back home.
He wanted to introduce me
to someone. I have to go.
See you tomorrow. Okay?
- Okay, bye. - Bye.
Oh, my God. How did
it get punctured?
I am aIready Iate.
What do I do now?
Madam, pIease move aside.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Watch out, madam.
So, you kept the books?
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes, brother.
- Fine. Go. BIess you.
Brother, you are aII we have.
- I am bIessed.
Come on. Come on. Get
going. - Bye, brother. - Bye.
He is an angeI.
SickIes Iost their sharpness.
Adversities turned back.
Not even a drop of water...
Not even a drop
of water went in...
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Got a fIat tyre?
Hear that.
This is the probIem
with expensive things.
They deceive you at the wrong time.
Excuse me? The tyre got punctured?
Hear that. The
coIIege is aIso over.
You won't find a
mechanic to fix it.
If you want, I can
drop you somewhere.
No, it's okay. I'II manage.
How wiII you manage?
I think you didn't recognise me.
We are in the same cIass.
I sit two benches behind you.
Where do you want to go? TeII me.
No, it's okay. I don't
want to bother you.
It wiII not at aII bother me.
Come with me. I'II drop you.
Where do you want to go?
ActuaIIy, I wanted to go to
New Garden, but the tyre...
Not a probIem. I wiII
take you to New Garden.
You wiII get your job done and
it wiII be good excursion for me.
My job wiII aIso be done.
Excuse me?
- Nothing. Nothing. Hop in. Hop in.
It's your car. Hop in. Hop in.
WeIcome.
- Okay. Thank you.
Hop in. Give me your purse.
Let's pIace it in the front...
- So sweet of you.
Let me pIace it in the back.
Hop in. Oh, God.
I'II take you on a drive...
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Shakespeare. Economics.
You wiII be reading
aII these books?
These?
- Yes.
Costing, Shakespeare,
bioIogy, physics, economics.
I have aIready read them.
- Okay. Okay.
Now I teach.
- Whom?
Yuvraj. My friend.
First I teach him, then
he teaches poor chiIdren.
He Iearns EngIish from me.
Oh.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yes. But you know what,
I saw him yesterday in coIIege.
ReaIIy? - Yes. He was giving
tuitions to some students.
He is my friend. A smaII
feIIow. He is oIder than me.
But he respects me.
He Iearns from me. Yes.
That is so sweet.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
You know you are
doing such a good deed.
I don't know whether it
is a good deed or not.
But I know that knowIedge and
Iove increases when you spread it.
So spread it as much as you can.
If you don't understand
anything in cIass... - Yes.
You can me come. Anytime.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
- Okay.
God.
You know... in London
girIs used to scare me...
...by teIIing me
about Punjabi boys.
Why? Do Punjabi boys bite?
No.
- Hear that.
They used to say that
Punjabi boys are that...
Handsome?
- No.
I cannot recoIIect.
They are young and strong.
- No.
This is what they must have said.
Yes, they are show-offs.
Punjabi boys are show-offs.
They are
show-offs? - Yes.
Gurnur Singh, she is
insuIting you on your face.
But I'm reaIIy happy that you
are not Iike other Punjabi boys.
No, I am just Iike
other Punjabi boys.
But we are not show-offs.
But if the girIs abroad have
that doubt then I shouId cIear it.
Wearing a new shirt everyday.
Using new perfumes.
Going cIubbing on Saturdays.
We viIIagers have
got into such habits.
Wearing a new shirt everyday.
Using new perfumes.
Going cIubbing on Saturdays.
We viIIagers have
got into such habits.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
We are not show-offs.
We are not show-offs.
Dropping the roof of the jeep.
Using aIIoy wheeI tyres.
We go on rides everyday.
Dropping the roof of the jeep.
Using aIIoy wheeI tyres.
We go on rides everyday.
Who can dare to stop us?
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
We are not show-offs.
We are not show-offs.
We bet on races at night.
We bet on who can
drink the fastest.
We bet about getting
into mess again.
We bet on races at night.
We bet on who can
drink the fastest.
We bet about getting
into mess again.
This is what I wiII do, brother.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
Madam, we are moody
but not show-offs.
We haven't come across the one
who can steaI our hearts away.
We are not show-offs.
We are not show-offs.
We are not show-offs. - Who
wiII dare... Who wiII mess...
Who wiII dare...
Who wiII dare to stop us?
Who wiII dare... Who wiII mess...
Who wiII dare to stop us?
This is what I wiII do, brother.
At Ieast say thank you.
So... Thank you.
- Not a probIem.
So, now do you think
Punjabi boys are show-offs?
Punjabi boys are show-offs.
But they are a
IittIe sweet as weII.
You know you shouIdn't
caII Punjabis sweet.
Why? - Once they decide to go
after you, they don't stop.
Oh, reaIIy?
- Yes.
- Now that you are here...
- Yes? - Have a cup of coffee.
You are asking it so sweetIy.
I won't even mind
you serving me poison.
But you have asked at a wrong time.
Why? What happened?
It's time to go and teach Yuvraj.
TiII he doesn't Iearn from me
how wiII he teach the poor kids?
Right. - And we cannot ruin his
future for a cup of coffee, right?
We cannot.
- Right? So, maybe next time.
For sure.
- Okay?
See you.
- Bye. - Bye.
Take care.
- Thanks. - Bye.
Forget coffee now I wiII
come here as your groom.
The water at the dam...
After that Mr. Chaudhary
said I regret it.
I wiII never say
such a thing again.
Hey, dad.
- Okay.
My baby.
- Hi.
Meet him. He is Mr. Brar.
HeIIo.
- HeIIo, uncIe.
Dear, the project we
are pIanting in Punjab...
...Mr. Brar is handIing it
from the beginning to the end.
Oh, that's great.
Mr. Brar, she is my daughter, Noor.
- Okay.
UncIe, you shouId come
to our house everyday.
I am seeing dad Iaugh so
freeIy after such a Iong time.
If it is so then I shaII come
everyday, dear. - Perfect.
Come, Iet me introduce
you to my son.
PIease.
- Come, dear.
Karan...
He is my son, Karanveer.
He is in your coIIege.
Oh,
I am doing EngIish honours.
What about you?
- Commerce.
Excuse me?
Commerce.
Okay. Commerce.
- Oh, commerce.
Very good.
You have to take over you
father's business in future.
Excuse me, Mr. Brar.
I wiII be right back.
Sure.
- Come, dear.
Okay.
- Your friend in EngIand had caIIed.
ReaIIy? What did she say?
- She was asking about you.
Not just his father's Mr. Bajwa?
Very soon he shaII take
over your business as weII.
What say, son? How
did you Iike the girI?
Sorry to say, papa,
the girI is hot.
The reeI her in.
No, papa, I wiII have
to use baits for her.
I mean to say if anyone dares
to come between me and Noor...
...then they wiII Iose their Iives.
Papa, you took it seriousIy.
If your friendship is
your weakest point...
...then you are the strongest
person in the worId.
Excuse me?
Yes?
Hi. Can I speak with
you for a minute?
I wanted to taIk to you.
Yes, sure. TaIk to me. No probIem.
ActuaIIy, I noticed that you are
teaching these poor chiIdren...
Yes. Yes. Yes.
But you are teaching the
same thing today as weII?
Why?
He can teach onIy the
Iines he has memorised.
He isn't a PhD.
Excuse me?
- Concentrate.
Rate of what?
- Concentrate on your studies.
ActuaIIy, they are
very weak students.
Everyday I teach them
the same Iine, ten times.
But they stiII don't get it.
I am tired. But I
haven't Iost hope.
I am stiII teaching them.
- That's sweet. Very sweet.
Thank you. Thank you.
Are you a professor here?
No, you are mistaken
because of this book...
...and my reading gIasses.
It's not so.
Let me change the game right away.
HoId it.
- You...
Let's go. I'II teII
you the rest on the way.
Let's go.
- Okay.
Fatso, I think she
has faIIen for it.
Strange.
Sister-in-Iaw responded to
him and he changed compIeteIy.
You...
- What did you say your name was?
- Oh, I am Noor.
Sorry, I forgot.
- It's okay.
ActuaIIy, Ms. Noor, I do
things that make me happy.
I feeI I am doing a good
deed by teaching these kids.
Poor chiIdren wiII Iearn something.
They are poor. They wiII
be abIe to get a job.
They wiII be abIe to make a Iiving.
So nice of you.
- Thank you.
What you and your
friend Gurnur are doing...
Yes. Yes.
- It's fantastic.
What? Me? Friend?
Gurnur?
Where did you meet him?
Oh, I had a fIat tyre yesterday.
So he gave me a Iift.
- Okay.
He toId me how he teaches you
and how you teach the poor kids.
What has the scoundreI done?
- I...
It's amazing.
ReaIIy?
He didn't teII you who teaches him?
Who?
- Who?
Yes, who teaches him?
Pinky teaches him.
Pinky teaches him.
Pinky? Who Pinky?
Pinky from Moga.
- From Moga?
Yes, Pinky from Moga. I say...
She is his friend.
You mean girIfriend?
- Yes.
They are just waiting for
the coIIege to get over.
Then they wiII...
- Get married?
Oh, God. He didn't teII me.
That's a Iimit. Everyone in
the coIIege knows about it.
It's a match made in heaven.
It is a very good pair.
- Good?
WeII done, Gurnur.
You did a great job
with the tuition scheme.
Yuvraj wiII be stunned.
And we wiII win the game.
Yuvraj and everyone
eIse is my pupiI.
Now how do I praise myseIf?
You are right, brother.
I mean it's an epic pair.
What does that mean?
Like Heer and Ranjha.
- Understood. - Got it?
Heer and Ranjha. Proper, right?
There's Ranjha of
Pinky from Moga. Come.
Noor, Gurnur.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Marriages are made in heaven.
What can we do about it? Right?
- Hey, Gurnur.
The brother and
sister are together.
Keep roaming around. Don't study.
Did you Iearn the
Iesson I asked you to?
I did. Wait, I wiII
teach you a Iesson.
I did. He was asking
about the Iesson.
I did. -
Gurnur. - Yes.
This is so not fair.
What fair? - You toId me
everything about the friendship...
...you and Yuvraj share,
But you didn't teII me anything
about your girIfriend Pinky.
Pinky?
Who Pinky?
Pinky from Moga.
- From Moga?
Right.
- Pinky from Moga.
Pinky from Moga?
- Yes. Pinky from Moga.
So what? I toId her.
Noor is my future wife. I
mean it's a famiIy matter.
Which is this Pinky from Moga?
- Gurnur,
from the time I found
out about you and Pinky...
I...
- No.
It's just so sweet.
- No. But...
I wish you both aIways be together.
It shouId. It's a
match made in heaven.
Pinky and Gurnur.
- Shut up.
I say it's a great pair.
Be prepared to dance. - No, no. I...
Just go for it, brother.
WeII done.
Give my regards to
sister-in-Iaw. - No.
Come, Iet's go.
Let's go. He has to
go meet Pinky.
Oh, bye. Have fun. He has to
go meet Pinky. - I didn't.
My younger brother is
going to get married.
Who is Pinky?
Now what do we say, brother?
Is Pinky your
sister-in-Iaw? Who is Pinky?
Brother, sorry.
- Who is Pinky?
How is that possibIe?
My tricks have never faiIed.
You teII me in detaiI.
What detaiIs do I teII you, sir?
I just got ruined.
He got me engaged to Pinky.
Pinky.
Pinky.
From Moga?
- From Moga.
Who is Pinky from Moga, sir?
I wiII teII you when
the time is right.
By the way, BhaIIa
has made a nice move.
Pinky.
From Moga.
TeII me something.
- Yes?
How wiII you feeI if you get a
chance to give Noor a tight huge?
Sir, it wiII be Iike
the cat getting a mouse...
...uncIe meeting aunt,
Ranjha getting Heer...
...and a starved person
getting 'Kheer'(Indian sweet).
It wiII be great.
Then do one thing.
- Yes?
Don't go to coIIege tomorrow.
Don't' go to coIIege.
First you taIk about hugging her
then you say don't go to coIIege.
Go to coIIege day after tomorrow...
...and give Noor a tight hug.
She is a smart girI.
I wiII get thrashed.
You won't get thrashed.
You wiII get a hug. A hug.
Sure?
- Yes.
I won't get thrashed.
- No.
Sure?
- Yes.
- BIess you, sir.
- He is very famous.
It's hard to be separated
from brother ChamkiIa.
You shouIdn't
betray your friends.
Why don't I see the
anti-party in coIIege today?
Have we reaIIy swashed them out?
You have naiIed it.
I say, we wiII have
a Iot of fun then.
I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess.
I'm fearIess. - Sit down.
He acts Iike SaIman Khan.
He puts now gIasses in
front and one at the back.
He ruined my pose.
I was confident that today I
wouId sureIy get some this coIIege.
- She is coming. She is coming.
- Where is she?
Your cIasses started? - I think
your sister-in-Iaw is aIso with her.
I am taIking about
your sister-in-Iaw.
Shut up. Stop taIking about
sisters-in-Iaw. Get out.
Bye. Take care.
- Pick up the spares, driver.
Bye. See you Iater.
- You might Iose one of them.
Go for it.
- Go from there. Go from that side.
- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?
What is it? Why
are you aIone today?
Where are your students?
Students? I am just
coming after teaching them.
I was thinking if I find a friend
I wiII go for a cup of coffee.
- Friend? - Yes.
- Where is Gurnur?
You know him. He must have gone
to have coffee with his Pinky.
Oh, so sad.
WeII, Yuvraj, I cannot take
Gurnur's pIace in your Iife.
Fine. If Gurnur is not here
then make do with Noor today.
Make do? What are you saying?
There is no comparison.
Open the door and get in, dear.
Okay. - And
yes... - Yes?
Dust your shoes before
you get in, dear.
This car is Ioved by its owner.
Keep it here, Chotu.
Keep it here, Chotu.
Yes. Just a minute.
I think we shouId forget
the coffee and have tea.
Chotu, get two cups of tea.
Why? What happened? Why tea?
ActuaIIy, I have had coffee
with 2-3 girIs. - Yes?
As soon as the coffee
got over they proposed me.
ReaIIy?
They had to propose you.
It's not easy to find
an educated boy Iike you.
Educated?
There are a Iot of
educated boys around.
This is the onIy
quaIity you found in me?
No. I mean educated...
Yes, kind-hearted.
Kind-hearted. Even BhoIa in
the canteen is kind-hearted.
TeII me more.
Okay.
Educated, kind-hearted, good
Iooking, handsome, smart...
...inteIIigent and better
than everybody eIse.
Okay?
I cannot praise you
more than that. Okay?
It's okay.
Just a second. Sorry.
HeIIo.
I Iost it. I Iost my heart.
I was Ieft with nothing.
I Iost it. I Iost my heart.
I was Ieft with nothing.
Her eyes kiIIed me.
Her eyes kiIIed me.
Now there is no way
I am going to survive.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
My innocent heart got trapped.
It got trapped.
It deceived me and
started beIonging to you.
It started beIonging to you.
My innocent heart got trapped.
It deceived me and
started beIonging to you.
Whenever it sees you,
oh beautifuI girI...
Whenever it sees you,
oh beautifuI girI...
...it starts dancing.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
I have known guns and
buIIets since eons.
I have known them since eons.
Your eyes targeted my heart.
It targeted my heart.
I have known guns and
buIIets since eons.
Your eyes targeted my heart.
Take aII you want,
oh beautifuI girI...
Take aII you want,
oh beautifuI girI...
...it keeps on chanting your name.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
The one with cat eyes, your
eyes are creating havoc.
Your eyes are creating havoc.
But, sir, I didn't understand
one thing. - What?
Why do you wish to Ieave
Birmingham, London and Iive here?
ActuaIIy, Mr. PaIta,
I never Iiked that pIace.
That's why eIders rightIy say that
there is no pIace such as home.
Chotu, see who's at the door.
I'II go and check, sir.
I'II go and check. It's
just Iike my own house.
HeIIo, sir.
Yes, teII me, who
do you wish to meet?
Oh no. You...
HeIIo, sir.
PaIta, what are you doing here?
I have set the bait for you.
- ReaIIy?
The fish is about to get trapped.
Come in, sir. Come in.
Okay.
- Come in.
This way. This way.
He is Mr. Randhawa. Our neighbour.
HeIIo.
- HeIIo.
Come, have a seat.
I thought an NRI has
come in my neighbourhood.
I have a duty to serve him.
You might need something.
Thanks.
My bungaIow is right there.
Look, Mr. Bajwa, Iook at fate.
We are neighbours and our
chiIdren study together.
Oh, so your son too
studies in Noor's coIIege?
Yes.
- In the same cIass.
I'II go and check.
Now it is my house.
Hey...
PaIta, you, over here?
You were setting
things right for me.
Stuck between the deviI
and the deep bIue sea.
Now onIy you can heIp me, God.
Has the fish taken the bait?
Now the fish wiII get confused
as to which bait it shouId take.
Confuse?
I mean the fish is a IittIe heavy.
It wiII take some
time to take the bait.
Mr. PaIta, who is at the door?
Let's go. He is
caIIing us. Let's go.
Come in.
- HeIIo. I am PritpaI.
Your neighbour.
You are new here. You are an NRI.
It is my duty to
enquire your weIIbeing.
You can approach me without
hesitation if you need anything.
Come, have a seat.
What a coincidence.
Mr. Randhawa just came here.
It's great.
Today, both my neighbours have
come here at the same time.
I am sure you both know each other.
Very weII.
They used to pIay together.
Saw, Mr. PaIta,
you were asking me...
...why I Ieft EngIand
and came to Punjab.
This is our Punjab.
Look, here neighbours
Iive Iike reIatives.
They are Iike bread and butter.
Noor, I wish I, too, had a
girI Iike Pinky in my Iife.
Who Pinky?
Pinky from Moga.
Oh, God. Pinky from Moga.
- Yes.
WeII, you know what, there
is someone made for everyone.
And I am sure, Yuvraj, you
too wiII find a nice girI.
Nice girI? Right.
I mean someone Iike you...
Like I...
I mean we...
- Gurnur. Hi.
Okay.
- He is here.
I cannot taIk to her now.
What happened? You
don't have a Iecture?
Show off ruined everything.
- HeIIo.
Why is he making faces?
Hey, Gurnur.
Gurnur, what happened?
Gurnur, why are you so sad?
I think he is pretending.
I think he wiII start crying.
- Gurnur...
There he goes. - Gurnur,
wiII you teII me what's wrong?
He is going for the kiII.
Oh damn!
What's wrong? What happened?
- Let go.
Why are you hugging
her? What happened?
TeII us what happened.
- Gurnur...
BIoody Ieech. You
keep on hugging her.
TeII us what happened.
She Ieft me, my friend.
Who?
Pinky. - Oh, my God.
- Pinky? - Who Pinky?
From Moga.
From Moga? But she is...
I don't know what girIs want.
The same thing that is happening...
...with every boy in Punjab
happened to me as weII.
Pinky got a marriage proposaI
from London and she Ieft me.
But didn't you try to stop her?
I toId her...
- What?
Live a Iong and a happy Iife.
May God bIess you with a son.
Oh, God.
But I wonder what girIs want.
Is money and being
an NRI everything?
Doesn't true Iove have any vaIue?
No, Gurnur.
Don't worry, okay?
You don't need to
cry over such a girI.
Now you cheer up.
Today we won't attend any Iectures.
We wiII go out
together and have Iunch.
Okay? Now smiIe.
Both of us?
- Yes.
Okay.
- No. We.
By we she means we.
Come on. Let's go.
- We have to take him with us?
- Let's go. - I am aIso taking
you with me, you idiot.
You wiII ruin the scenario.
- Stop it now, guys. Don't fight.
Brother, Iook over there.
Those juniors are going
away with your girI.
Okay. They are trying
to steaI my girI?
Not a probIem, kiddo.
Don't worry.
She wiII be coming
to me in the end.
Why do you guys Iook
serious. It's good news.
I just Iove ItaIian
food. It's my favourite.
Pasta, pizza.
Me too.
- Same here.
ReaIIy? - Same
here. - Hear that.
That's great. We three
have simiIar tastes.
Very simiIar.
- You know what?
I thought peopIe of Punjab
onIy Iike stuffed fIatbreads.
Stuffed fIatbreads?
What are you saying?
My mother serves me
pasta with my morning tea.
I eat pizza and
garIic bread everyday.
I eat pizza and
garIic bread everyday.
This is what I eat.
- Thank God.
Yes.
- Your mood changed.
I got scared, you know that?
Noor, you know what I feeI?
I feeI I wasn't destined
to have Pinky's Iove.
I see.
I feeI God has sent Noor...
I mean God has sent
someone eIse for me.
Hey, are you out of your mind?
What are you saying?
You suffered from
heartbreak just yesterday.
You shouIdn't think about another
girI for another 2-2? years.
Listen to Davinder
Kohinoor's songs.
Think about Pinky's
memories aII the time.
Forget it.
- Yuvraj, Iet bygones be bygones.
Why is the use of
thinking about it?
Davinder Kohinoor.
Guys, at Ieast have the pizza.
WiII I be abIe to swaIIow it now?
And pIease, teII me something.
Why does one get married?
How do I teII why a
person gets married?
Fun.
- FroIic.
Pizza. Pizza.
I mean one gets married so that...
...the new reIation brings happiness?
- Yes, of course.
But if the same reIation beings
probIems and tensions in Iife...
...then what is the
use of getting married?
I don't understand.
Eat the pizza.
- You have it.
My mom and dad have been
married for 23 years.
But sIowIy they started
getting away from each other.
SIowIy they got so far
away from each other...
...that mom stayed back in UK...
...and dad came to Punjab with me.
Now if 23 years cannot keep
a reIationship together...
...then what is the use of
forming such a reIationship?
But, Noor, everyone has
to get married someday.
No. It's not necessary.
You mean you wiII never get married?
- No.
We are unnecessariIy trying
to tear each other apart.
She is saying that she
doesn't want to get married.
You know something?
I have a Iot of exampIes
of successfuI marriages.
Yes. - Amitabh
Bachchan. - The taII guy.
Shah Rukh Khan.
- Right.
And Sachin TenduIkar.
Dharmendra.
- Yes.
He has married twice.
He is having fun. - Yes.
He is not facing any probIem.
He is handIing two women.
TeII me about a common man...
There are many. who is happy
after getting married.
Common man. That...
No one.
Right.
That's why I have decided
that I won't get married.
Oh. Guys, I am getting Iate.
Enjoy the pizza. See you Iater.
Bye.
What is this mess?
Forget it. Get stuffed
potato fIatbreads.
Have the coId drink.
- Yes.
You paid for it?
Why? Why shouId I pay for it?
I am heartbroken, buddy.
If you are heartbroken then
why are you having a coId drink?
Pinky from Moga.
Cheers.
DoIIy.
Don't stop me from drinking today.
Because I want to teII you
something very big today.
What?
Look, DoIIy, there
were onIy two ways...
...in which I couId
Iive my Iife with you.
What are those?
You didn't know one way
and I didn't know the other.
But we are stiII Iiving our Iives...
...and having fun.
It was fun Iiving Iife with you.
I aIways pray to God that I shouId
get DoIIy in every Iifetime.
I shouId get onIy DoIIy.
Ms. DoIIy, I don't
understand how can peopIe...
...Iive their Iives in iIIusion.
I stiII remember the
day when we were about...
...to have our coIIege vacation.
AII the students were going home.
You caIIed me in the Iibrary.
I was feeIing a IittIe shy.
Before Ieaving you Iooked
into my eyes and said...
...My darIing, may
God be with you.
Let it be. - Right then the fatso
Singhara aIso came there.
He said, Ms. DoIIy, say
something about me as weII.
And you said, My
darIing, may you prosper.
May I never Iie, DoIIy.
If BhaIIa wouIdn't
have come in the way...
...then I swear our eIdest chiId
wouId have been as oId as Gurnur.
And our chiId wouId
have been Iike Yuvraj.
Like Gurnur.
Like Yuvraj.
I said, Iike Gurnur.
I said, Iike Yuvraj.
Like Gurnur.
- Like Yuvraj.
Lawyer, what court are you
attending here so Iate in the night?
Professor, what are you
Iecturing on over here?
I was with DoIIy...
Mr. Singhara, tiII when wiII we
make DoIIy come in our dreams?
Mr. BhaIIa, I have decided...
- Decided?
I wouIdn't Iet the injustice
that happened with me...
...in Iife happen with Gurnur.
I wiII get him married to Noor.
But, Mr. Singhara, don't forget...
...it takes time to
acquire girIs and mansions.
Gurnur wiII marry Noor onIy
if Noor agrees to get married.
She hates marriages.
Do one thing.
You taIk to Yuvraj and
I wiII taIk to Gurnur.
That both of them together
shouId taIk to Noor...
...and convince her that
marriage is not such a bad thing.
I think I wiII have
to taIk about it.
Otherwise, they two wiII
keep fighting over Noor...
...and someone eIse
wiII whisk Noor away.
Son...
If you want to
progress in Iife then...
...you shouId focus on
three things in Iife.
FirstIy focus on
Bajwa's daughter Noor.
You have to trap her
and get married to her.
SecondIy focus on
Bajwa's Iand and property.
And the third point...
Papa, if you don't mind, doesn't
everybody have onIy two eyes?
Papa.
You took it seriousIy.
Fatso didn't come.
If he finds a girI, I think
he wiII take her somewhere.
This is how he is.
- Yes.
He is here.
- They are here.
Here you go, friends.
He is Surinder.
And she is KamaI.
They are students of theatre
department in the university.
They wiII do as you say.
Sir, have you ever got married?
- No.
Why if we get you
married for a day?
With her?
No, with this fatso. WiII
he do? Do you Iike him?
ScoundreI, we wiII get
you married to a girI.
Fine. - If you get caught
I wiII get you divorced...
...even before you get married.
There is no chance of
getting caught, brother.
I say, I wiII disguise
them in such a way...
...that no one wiII recognise them.
- ShaII we make the preparations?
- Let's go.
Come. Sir, you have act.
WiII you be abIe to do it?
Okay. - Do you think they
wiII be abIe to do it?
The guy Iooks smart.
And the girI?
- GirIs are aIways naughty.
ScoundreI. Don't goof up.
Everything shouId go
weII. Best of Iuck.
She is here. - Don't worry, brother.
We wiII do our best.
Hey, guys. What's up?
- Good. Good.
Have a seat. Have
a seat. I am fine.
Okay. So teII me, why
did you caII me here?
TeII her.
Meet them. They are our
friends Surinder and KamaI.
Say heIIo. -
HeIIo. - HeIIo.
HeIIo. - Look, brother has been
married since the Iast three years.
I mean three years.
They never fight. They aIways
Iive Iike brother and sister.
They never fight. They
Iove each other a Iot.
What eIse do I teII you?
They have been married
for three years?
And they have never fought?
I mean I find that kind of strange.
It's very simpIe.
Whatever I say...
- She agrees to it.
And whatever I say...
- Our brother accepts it.
There is no reason
to fight. TeII me.
Okay.
What if you both
Iike different things?
I Iove you.
- What?
I Iove you. They
Iove each other a Iot.
They are our best coupIe.
- Okay. Okay.
That's great, guys.
Yes, it's great. It seems
Iike just yesterday...
...when we danced at their wedding.
TeII her.
- We drank a Iot.
Remember how much we vomited?
Right?
- What?
I mean the coId
drink. We drank coke.
What say? Now do you agree that...
...even a common man can
get married and be happy?
Great.
- Yes. Okay, guys.
Both of you won, I Iost. Okay?
Excuse me.
I think it worked out.
- Our job is done.
HeIIo. Noor, it's Karanveer.
Hi. - I have caIIed to inform
you that the husband and wife...
...which Gurnur and Yuvraj
have brought before you...
...are rented artists.
They are fakes.
To fooI you.
This is what they do.
The rest depends on you.
Whether you wish to
trust them or not.
This is what they
do with every girI.
I am teIIing you about this
because our famiIies are reIated.
I think now she wiII
take it seriousIy.
- Everything okay? - Now do you
feeI that marriage is a bad thing?
A dream pair.
- Now what's wrong with her?
- Noor?
At Ieast teII me what's wrong.
- Oh God, pIease.
What happened?
- What happened?
WiII both of you get
out of my way, pIease?
What happened?
Now shouId I teII
you what happened?
What do you want to prove
by getting rented actors...
...to pose at husband and wife?
God.
I thought of you
to be a good friend.
But you...
But, Noor, we did aII
this to change your mind.
And just because your
parents don't stay together...
...no one shouId get married? And I...
- Don't you dare.
You have no right to say
anything about my parents. Okay?
It must be a smaII thing for you.
But it's not so for me.
I have been seeing them
fighting since I was a chiId.
I saw them separating. I
saw a marriage getting over.
And this wasn't a joke for me.
What both of you did today...
PIease. I wiII never forgive you.
'That day they hurt my
feeIings unknowingIy.'
'I got angry and I Ieft.'
Then they became sad?
- Yes.
So then what happened?
Then son, they...
- Papa is here.
- Go. Go and check.
Go.
Papa is here.
What was my baby dOinq?
What was my sOn dOinq?
Hey.
DOes anyOne cOme this late?
lt's 1 1 O'clOck.
lf yOu wOuld have been
late by anOther hOur...
...then Ekam and
l wOuld have cut the cake.
SO much anqer?
YOu knOw it's all yOur fault.
- Why?
lt takes time tO find
the flOwers that yOu like.
HOw sweet.
- Happy anniversary.
Thank yOu.
lt has been five years.
- l knOw. Five years.
SO what were yOu
bOth talkinq abOut?
What were we talkinq
abOut? He was trOublinq me.
Why? - l was tellinq
him hOw l qOt married.
But my cake will qet burnt sO
yOu tell him rest Of the stOry.
l'll be back.
YOu wanted tO listen tO the stOry?
COme On, then let me
tell yOu the stOry.
Sit dOwn.
Then what happened was...
Then it sO happened that...
We had hurt yOur mummy's feelinqs.
And yOur mummy stOpped
cOminq tO cOlleqe.
lf she wOuld cOme she
wOuldn't talk tO us.
Okay? We qOt intO trOuble, riqht?
Meanwhile Our fathers were
preparinq fOr Our weddinq.
Have sOme shame, Palta.
YOu haven't even sent
acrOss a prOpOsal...
...and yOu are already
playinq the drums.
Ma'am, yOu shOuld be
prepared in advance.
YOu select the
sample Of the invite.
This One is qOOd.
l knew it.
Give me back the Others.
Otherwise yOu will qet cOnfused.
l'll qet qOinq.
Sir, if yOu say, shOuld l qive
an advance tO the printer as well?
HOw much dO yOu want?
lncludinq the printers...
l will be fine with Rs. 10,000.
Here yOu qO, Palta. Rs. 10,000.
Print beautiful invites
which lOOk like this.
Give me anOther Rs. 5000.
- Why?
DOn't yOu want a
qOlden thread arOund it?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Here yOu qO.
One dOesn't qet his
sOn married everyday.
l dOn't knOw abOut their sOns...
...but if GOddess stays
this qenerOus with mOney...
...then my sOn's weddinq
will be a qrand One.
Mr. Brar, l fail tO understand
the system Of this place.
SO much bureaucracy?
l run my business in Enqland...
...but my prOject here
is qettinq delayed.
Sir, nine milliOn pOunds
is nOt a small amOunt.
l am here tO take
care Of the thinqs.
Why dO yOu wOrry?
Sir, l wanted yOu tO siqn
the pOwer Of attOrney.
Otherwise yOu will have tO
keep visitinq the Office.
Sir, yOu shOuld have read it.
Mr. Brar, yOu are the One whO
is takinq care Of everythinq.
l can trust yOu.
- Thank yOu, sir.
Mr. Brar. - Our neiqhbOurs,
Shamsher and Pritpal Randhawa.
Their sOns tOO qO tO
same cOlleqe as NOOr.
Very nice peOple.
Papa, NOkia did a very qOOd thinq...
...by puttinq the Snake
qame in its mObiles.
GOt them siqned?
Why dO yOu bOther?
YOu sit here and play
Snake On yOur mObile.
The twO Randhawas are
playinq a very biq qame.
What happened?
What will happen?
The clOser Gurnur and
Yuvraj are qettinq tO NOOr...
...the further we are
qettinq frOm all this.
DO sOmethinq while
there is still time.
Papa, it is quaranteed that
NOOr will qet married tO me.
As far as Gurnur and
Yuvraj are cOncerned...
...yOu just watch them
lOse the qame nOw.
HellO.
- HellO.
l was here tO pray fOr my Gurnur.
l, tOO, am here tO pray fOr Yuvraj.
l wOnder what is wrOnq
with Our children.
They have becOme sO sad.
lt's Okay, sister. DOn't wOrry.
We are at a Sikh temple.
YOu will see, everythinq
will sOOn be fine.*
lf yOu lOOk at NOOr hencefOrth...
...l will qOuqe yOur eyes Out.
NOOr belOnqs tO my brOther.
- YOu...
What is it? ls she
yOur aunt's dauqhter?
Let qO Of him. Why
are yOu after his life?
YOu...
YOu...
YOu...
Oh, nO.
Wait.
YOu pretend tO be very brave.
lf yOu are real men then
dOn't run away tOday.
Wait here.
l'll qO and qet my qun.
Riqht. He will brinq a qun.
lf yOu dOn't mind...
...can we dO this tOmOrrOw?
NO, kiddO.
COme here, sOn.
They tOOk me seriOusly.
Yummy.
But dOn't yOu think yOu
are very rude with them?
YOu knOw what, Nisha...
...yOu wOuld've dOne the
same if yOu were at my place.
But yOu are best friends.
Friends play pranks
with each Other.
NO, Nisha.
NO matter hOw clOse sOmeOne is...
...but nO One has a riqht
tO hurt sOmeOne's feelinqs.
That's riqht.
NOw can we have Our lunch, please?
- Yeah. Sure.
He didn't brinq the chicken.
Call him.
- Excuse me.
We will have tO qO there.
- Yes.
Day befOre yesterday madam frOm
the villaqe had cOme tO call us.
Nisha, l'll be riqht back.
Oh. YOu.
HellO.
NOOr, l think that day...
- Shut up.
What dO yOu think Of yOurself?
ls everythinq a jOke fOr yOu?
Breathe easy, madam.
Why are yOu sO anqry? What's wrOnq?
YOu dOn't knOw hOw
biq a fraud they are.
They enjOy fOOlinq peOple and
playinq with their emOtiOns.
And they are nOt married.
l am sure they are fOOlinq yOu.
l knOw they are nOt married.
We have qathered here sO
that they qet married sOOn.
Ma'am, it is a jOyOus OccasiOn.
Our children are
qOinq tO qet enqaqed.
What else dO we want?
Yes, NOOr.
That day we made a mistake.
But Gurnur and Yuvraj did
sO Only tO cOnvince yOu.
And lOOk, their mischief
qOt bOth Of us tOqether.
LOOk, we had cOme tO
pretend tO be married.
But we are qettinq married
fOr real day after tOmOrrOw.
And this became pOssible Only
because Of Gurnur and Yuvraj.
Hey.
What is it? ls everythinq alriqht?
YOu called all Of a sudden
and asked me tO be here.
The thinq is l have
apOlOqised tO Gurnur.
And nOw l am here
tO apOlOqise tO yOu.
Say it.
l am sOrry.
l realised that whatever yOu did
was tO chanqe my pOint Of view.
And yOu dOn't knOw
that yOur prank...
...made a pair Out
Of that fake cOuple.
What dO yOu mean? - l mean they
are really qettinq married.
And yOu, l and Gurnur are qOinq
fOr their weddinq tOmOrrOw. Okay?
But we have a friend whO says...
...nO One stays happy
Once he qets married.
Well, nOw yOur friend feels that...
...the Ones whOm GOd
wishes tO unite qet united.
GOOd. YOu finally aqreed.
That's enOuqh. NO excuses.
We three will qO fOr the
weddinq tOmOrrOw, Okay?
WhO knOws, GOd miqht fix
me alsO up with sOmeOne.
Okay.
Catch yOu later. Bye.
- Bye.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
YOu started sinqinq On yOur Own...
...that is hOw much
yOu like tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
My style is different
frOm the rest Of the wOrld.
My nature is unique.
PeacOcks ask fOr my suqqestiOns.
They ask me tO teach
them hOw tO walk.
lf l lOOk at sOmeOne...
...bOys hOld their breath.
YOur attitude is
stealinq everyOne's heart.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
When l mOve my anklets...
...take the name Of my belOved.
There will be a day...
...when there will henna
On my hand fOr him.
The One whO resides in my heart...
...nOw l cannOt live withOut him.
Only the One in lOve
knOws what this means.
Only the One whO lOves
knOws what lOve means.
NOt everyOne knOws
hOw tO deal with lOve.
BelOved lies his life at
the feet Of their lOve.
They knOw what lies in the heart.
FrOm One heart tO anOther.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
YOu wOre silver anklets
as yOu prepared tO dance.
Dear, that is hOw
much yOu like tO dance.
Tell me what's wrOnq.
Here yOu qO.
YOur neiqhbOur Parmeet Sinqh...
...lOst Rs. 70 crOres
in the share market.
Rs. 70 crOres?
Then what is he left with?
That's what l am sayinq.
NOw fOrqet abOut the crOres.
l quess he hardly has a
few lakhs left with him.
GOddess has brOuqht him dOwn.
NOw he is left with nOthinq.
- NO. NO, nO.
- l dOn't want it.
Eat.
Eat. lt's Okay. Eat.
GOOd that yOu tOld me.
NOw l wOn't make Gurnur
marry his dauqhter.
P. K. Palta.
Palta, qive me sOme Odd news.
What's fOr dinner, mOm?
SOn.
- Yes, dad?
l wanted tO talk tO yOu.
- Tell me, dad.
That qirl...
What is her name?
- NOOr.
FOrqet NOOr.
We will find anOther
beautiful qirl fOr yOu.
But why, dad?
What's wrOnq?
SOmethinq untOward has happened.
The kinq has turned pauper.
NOw their family is a biq zerO.
But dad, yOu were happy with
their family until yesterday.
YOu liked NOOr as well.
YOu tOld me tO dO all this.
EnOuqh.
YOu dOn't need tO
qet tOO emOtiOnal.
DO what yOu are tOld tO dO.
NO, dad.
l cannOt dO this.
First NOOr was yOur need...
...nOw she is mine.
SOn, nOw her father
dOesn't have anythinq.
DOn't talk a lOt Otherwise yOu
tOO will be left with nOthinq.
SOn...
He is hOt-blOOded.
YOu shOuld qive him edible-qum.
This is what happens tO
the One whO falls in lOve.
He lOses everythinq.
WhO is sleepinq Over
here? MOve aside.
WhO is it?
One lOses everythinq when he falls
in lOve. - Why are yOu qettinq anqry?
YOu?
- YOu?
YOu are sleepinq in a rOadside inn?
YOur father threw yOu
Out Of the hOuse? - Yes.
YOu as well?
Oh, GOd.
lt is very cOld.
- Here. Take a blanket.
My mOther had brOuqht it.
YOu have a spare?
- Yes.
Great. Bless yOu.
Fathers are stranqe creatures.
- True.
First they say that yOu
shOuld wOO the qirl...
...and then they say yOu shOuld
leave the qirl. - Riqht.
Tell me, is it easy tO
wOO and leave the qirl?
FOOls.
l was havinq dinner...
YOu left in the middle?
- Yes. l left in the middle.
l am hunqry.
- We will eat sOmethinq riqht away.
YOu have mOney On yOu?
l think l have Rs. 150.
Great. l have Rs. 100.
That's Rs. 250.
Let's eat.
ShOuld we eat Or drink and eat?
lt's up tO yOu.
Either we eat Or we Only eat.
Yes. We can dO Only One
thinq with the mOney we have.
We either eat... Or Only eat.
Here it qOes.
BrOther, yOu are nOt a bad persOn.
- l knOw.
YOu are nOt a bad persOn.
But yOu are a very bad persOn.
YOu are a liar.
- l am a liar?
What did l dO that yOu
are callinq me a liar?
What did yOu dO?
YOu ruined my life. My life.
My NOOr... My NOOr, buddy. My NOOr...
ln frOnt Of my NOOr yOu
linked me with Pinky.
FrOm MOqa?
- FrOm MOqa.
FrOm MOqa.
Pinky frOm MOqa.
YOu are alsO a liar.
My NOOr.
- YOur NOOr. Shut up.
YOu embraced my NOOr by sayinq...
...My Pinky left me.
My Pinky left me.
YOu huqqed her.
DOn't remind me abOut the huq.
l tell yOu, dOn't remind me abOut
the huq. lt's late in the niqht.
Huqs mean...
- StOp it.
YOu huqqed her when
yOu qOt the chance.
Why are yOu repeatinq
it? Have sOme shame.
She is yOur
sister-in-law.
She is yOur
sister-in-law, scOundrel.
My sister-in-law
is Pinky frOm MOqa.
FrOm MOqa.
- Cheers.
lt's bitter.
Gurnur, One thinq is fOr sure...
...whatever means we used...
- Means?
l mean whatever schemes we used...
Schemes. Say schemes.
We did everythinq fOr NOOr.
- True.
YOu are riqht.
- l knOw.
YOu are absOlutely riqht.
- l very knOw...
We started this because
Our fathers asked us tO.
l aqree tO that.
- Yes.
But let me tell yOu One thinq.
- What?
Buddy, we wOn't ever find a qirl
as nice as NOOr. - Riqht.
We wOn't.
lt's difficult tO find such a qirl.
l aqree tO this as well.
YOu lOve NOOr. l lOve NOOr.
l tOO lOve her.
NOw hOw dO we find
Out whO dOes NOOr lOve?
We will find Out.
YOu knOw what's tOmOrrOw?
- What is it?
The last day Of cOlleqe
and Valentine's day.
l lOve yOu, NOOr.
l lOve yOu.
l lOve yOu.
- That's it.
We bOth will qO and tell NOOr.
What will we tell her?
- That NOOr, l lOve yOu.
The rest depends On her.
lt's a yes fOr the
One whOm she says yes.
l aqree with yOu.
lt's Okay fOr the One
whOm she says yes tO.
But what will the One
whOm she says nO tO, dO?
- What will happen tO the Other One?
- The Other One?
SO what?
The Other One will think,
sO what if he didn't
qet the One he lOved...
...he fOund a qOOd friend instead.
Okay?
YOu are a qOOd persOn.
- l very knOw.
But yOu are a liar.
YOu are a liar.
Same tO yOu.
- Same tO yOu.
Cheers.
Oh, my.
l...
NO.
Yes.
NO, l...
l'm sOrry, uncle.
- lt's Okay, dear.
Thank yOu.
What happened? What
did sister-in-law say?
Did yOu cOnquer her heart?
Tell me.
YOu didn't tell her?
One dOesn't have tO
express his lOve, Karma.
l dOn't think NOOr can be happier...
...than l saw her tOday.
What dO yOu mean? Did Gurnur...
Tell me. l will...
NO. There is a lOt Of
difference in lOve and war.
l think l am nOt destined fOr lOve.
Oh, crescent.
Oh, my crescent.
Oh, crescent.
Oh, my crescent.
Oh, crescent.
Oh, my crescent.
Behind which clOuds
are yOu hidinq?
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
My feet ache as l rOam
arOund yOur villaqe.
My day beqins with yOur memOries.
My day ends with yOur memOries.
My feet ache as l rOam
arOund yOur villaqe.
My day beqins with yOur memOries.
My day ends with yOur memOries.
Oh, my belOved...
WhO will cOmplete it?
The sOnq which yOu
left incOmplete.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
Yuvraj, it's me, PrOf. Bhalla.
l have called tO tell
yOu that NOOr's weddinq...
...will take place On 18th NOvember.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
NOw yOu are just a dream fOr me.
MOm.
Oh, my GOd.
- My baby.
l knew yOu wOuld cOme.
l just knew it.
Why wOuldn't l? l had tO cOme.
lf parents separate
that dOesn't mean...
...they end their relatiOnship
with their children as well.
Anyway, relatiOns dOn't
thrive On their Own.
YOu need tO wOrk On them.
Let's qO, mOm.
- ls yOur weddinq dress ready?
COme with me.
- ShOw it tO me.
Let's qO. Let's qO.
What is it?
He didn't answer it?
Why will he answer
it? He left the hOuse.
The next 18th is a Wednesday...
All this happened because Of yOu.
Are yOu happy nOw?
YOu separated a
sOn frOm his mOther.
A father shOuld inculcate
qOOd values in his sOn.
He shOuld make him
fOllOw the riqht path.
But yOu used my sOn
tO fulfil yOur desires.
Dear, kids are very
delicate at heart.
Once their heart is brOken,
it is difficult tO mend it.
Palta...
YOur qames brOke hearts.
lf yOu still dOn't dO anythinq
then hOw will yOu face GOd?
NO.
l cannOt believe
my ears, Mr. Palta.
Shamsher Sinqh said that?
That's nOt pOssible.
Believe me, sir.
l swear On GOd.
He said l have seen the wOrld...
...but l have never seen a
persOn like Pritpal Sinqh.
He said, Even thOuqh we
aren't nOt talkinq nOwadays...
...but l still remember the
time l have spent with him.
He is ready tO apOlOqise, sir.
He is sO embarrassed that... that...
Let it be.
He has said sOmethinq
riqht fOr the first time.
Thank GOd fOr havinq mercy On us.
Dear, if they are sO embarrassed...
...then we, tOO, shOuld
make sOme prOqress.
Palta...
DO yOu knOw what yOu are sayinq?
Pritpal is ready tO
mend fences with me?
This... HOw did the
sun rise frOm the west?
lt did, sir. lt did.
He is very embarrassed.
He is just nOt sheddinq tears.
- But...
lf yOu dOn't believe me then qO
Outside and see it fOr yOurself.
LOOk, he is here.
COme On, hurry up nOw.
COme On. COme On.
HellO.
He is still actinq arrOqant.
Tell him tO step fOrward.
NOw will he keep starinq at us?
Sir, l tOld him abOut apOlOqisinq.
Then he said, Why embarrassinq
each Other by apOlOqisinq?
ls there anyOne like
us in the villaqe?
lf we wOuld have been tOqether...
...we wOuld have been
On anOther level.
NO One wOuld dare tO
raise a finqer aqainst us.
When were yOu ever a true friend?
YOu shOuld tired
qOinq fOr a cOmprOmise.
FOrqet it, sir.
Better late than never.
GOddess qOt yOu bOth tOqether.
There is Only a wall Of plants
that separates the twO hOuses.
MOve ahead and qet tOqether.
COme On, qive in nOw.
COme On nOw. GO ahead.
Randhawa.
- YOu have made me happy.
Once aqain.
- Once aqain.
Well dOne.
l didn't Order fOr it.
l did.
YOu are here after a lOnq time.
l never thOuqht that
l wOuld fOund yOu here.
But yOu didn't call Or
write Or send an email.
That's a limit.
DOn't ask.
After cOlleqe l left the city.
l came here.
l started wOrkinq,
qOt intO a rOutine.
The daily business. Life qOt busy.
FOrqet it. SO tOmOrrOw
is 18th NOvember.
18th NOvember.
The day when the
weddinq will take place.
l knOw.
Gurnur Sinqh, at the mOment
yOu shOuld be with madam NOOr.
YOu shOuld be shOppinq
fOr the weddinq.
YOu are sittinq Over here and
havinq a 'DOsa' (lndian fOOd).
ScOundrel, shOuld l make
NOOr shOp fOr yOur weddinq?
My weddinq?
Yes, tOmOrrOw is 18th NOvember.
YOu and NOOr are qettinq married.
But yOu are qettinq
married tO NOOr.
TOmOrrOw is 18th NOvember.
lsn't that the day yOu and
NOOr are qettinq married?
NO, l think yOu are mistaken.
TOmOrrOw is 18th NOvember.
And yOu are qettinq
married tO NOOr.
lf yOu are nOt qettinq
married tO her...
...and l am nOt qettinq
married tO her...
...then whO is NOOr
qettinq married tO?
That is what we had tO find Out.
After all whO is yOur
mummy qettinq married tO.
Here cOmes yOur
friend. Mr. LatecOmer.
Happy anniversary.
- Thank yOu.
Five years.
- Yes.
- HellO. - YOu are late, kiddO.
- HellO, Ekam Sinqh.
What, nO cake cuttinq?
We will cut the cake.
First let us tell
Ekam the weddinq stOry.
Okay. SO tO which pOint has
the weddinq stOry reached?
The stOry is at a pOint where
we knew we were the cOntenders...
...but a third persOn was
qettinq the weddinq prOcessiOn.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Then bOth Of decided tO find
Out whO this third persOn is.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
Great, sOn. Great.
That was qreat.
lt is bOund tO be qreat, papa.
After all the 'GOl-qappas'
are frOm Subhash's.
Papa.
Stupid, nOw the real
qame is in Our hands.
Papa, we have
'GOl-qappas' in Our hand.
Papa.
NO. l wOn Bajwa's trust and l qOt...
...all the shares Of his
cOmpany transferred tO my name.
And l transferred the
biqqest share tO yOur name.
YOu mean tO say the liOn's share.
NO.
- Papa.
His dauqhter NOOr.
l brOuqht Bajwa dOwn
tO such a state...
...that he qOt fOrced tO
marry his dauqhter tO yOu.
Really?
- Yes.
That's qreat. One mOre
plate Of snacks, please.
After all l am qettinq married.
The last day Of the
cOlleqe. The valentine's day.
l came tO express
my feelinq tO NOOr.
But yOu were qlued tO her.
YOu were huqqinq her.
DOn't talk abOut huqs, l tell yOu.
DOes One huq Only
when One is in lOve?
That's a limit.
- ScOundrel, when else dOes One huq?
Stupid, friends huq
each Other as well.
Use yOur brains.
l never thOuqht abOut it.
- Yes.
'Then what? On valentine's day... '
'... l sat On my bullet and went
tO NOOr tO express my feelinqs.'
'l thOuqht, Gurnur Sinqh, if yOu
dOn't express yOur feelinqs tOday... '
'... then yOu will never
qet anOther chance.'
'l reached there with flOwers
and NOOr was standinq befOre me.'
Take care.
Hi.
l want tO...
- l want tO tell yOu sOmethinq.
Okay.
- Okay, yOu qO first.
NO, yOu qO first.
- LOOk, tOday is valentine's day.
Say whatever yOu want tO.
NO, Gurnur, yOu qO first.
Okay. Let's dO One thinq.
Let's cOunt till ten.
Then we will say it tOqether. Okay?
- Fine.
One.
TwO.
Three.
l lOve yOu.
- l lOve Yuvraj.
l said it. l am in lOve.
l dOn't knOw hOw it happened, but...
Oh, my GOd. lt just happened.
l just think Yuvraj is
the One fOr me, yOu knOw.
'But what will the One
whOm she says nO tO, dO? '
l saw a dream while
l was almOst asleep.
FOrqet it. Let it be.
l wOn't tell anyOne.
She was my life.
l had tO tell her.
l cOuldn't tell
her. l was helpless.
l saw a dream while
l was almOst asleep.
FOrqet it. Let it be.
l wOn't tell anyOne.
And yOu are Our best friend.
l wanted yOu tO be
the first One tO knOw.
Say sOmethinq. l...
Did l make the riqht decisiOn?
YOu made the riqht decisiOn.
There can't be a
pair better than this.
NOOr weds Yuvraj.
SOunds qOOd as well.
Thank yOu.
Hey, whOm did yOu
brinq these rOses fOr?
FOr yOu.
COme On, can One qive
flOwers Only tO express lOve?
Friends can qive flOwers
tO each Other as well.
Of cOurse.
GOd.
COme here.
YOu are my best
friend, yOu knOw that?
GOd, l am sO happy.
Great. Until nOw
l thOuqht that she lOved yOu.
lt's a nice thOuqht, but
that's nOt what is happeninq.
But she is qettinq married.
And if we dOn't stOp it On
time, she will qet married.
But she is qettinq
married tOmOrrOw.
TOday... NOw... HOw will we stOp it?
We have Only One day in hand.
FOrqet it. Remember the
havOc we used tO cause?
We were hard tO handle individually
& nOw we bOth are in it tOqether.
We will stOp it. We will stOp it.
YOu call Bhalla.
- Make the call.
l will call Sinqhara.
Then we will see what we can dO.
l will tell my mOther
abOut the qirl l like.
l will marry her.
YOu are the qirl l like...
HellO. - HellO. - Mr.
Sinqhara. - Mr. Bhalla.
Yes.
- Where are yOu, sir?
HOw are yOu, sir?
- Be at the weddinq tOmOrrOw mOrninq.
GO fOr it, papa.
Great.
Well dOne, papa.
HOw are yOu? Are yOu ready?
Well dOne, my liOness.
BrOther, she isn't a
liOness. She is a mare.
YOu tOOk me seriOusly.
Papa, we are late. Let's
qet dOne with the rituals.
Okay. Let's qO fOr it.
COme On. COme On. COme On. Dance.
Apply the kOhl. Well dOne.
NOt this One. Give
me the Other One.
Eat. Eat.
Well dOne.
- The prOfessOr is here.
- l had tO cOme.
As the schOlars say, there
are nO rules withOut a ruler...
...and there is nO
knOwledqe withOut a teacher.
And a lawyer is nO less.
And the mare is
useless unless it kicks.
What a pOem.
What did yOu say?
- This is called limericks.
lt is read Out On the
OccasiOn Of a weddinq.
Yes.
- Okay.
Like they say we mOve in
and Out with limericks.
Yes.
- NO. NO. NO.
That's the Old sayinq.
NOw it's nOt we mOve in
and Out with limericks.
NOw it's just, we mOve
Out with limericks.
YOu mean tO say we
shOuld make a mOve.
COme On, mare. - We qOt Our hOrses
tOqether and prepared tO leave.
DO sOmethinq that everyOne
shOuld talk abOut yOu.
EnOuqh. EnOuqh.
- Let's qO, papa.
SOn, nOw mOunt the hOrse.
- MOunt it.
l am qOinq tO cOnquer the wOrld.
We will knOw that later whether...
...yOu are qOinq tO cOnquer
the wOrld Or qet thrashed.
My jOb is dOne, quru.
NOw as sOOn as the mare
mOves, the qame will beqin.
Bye. Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
That's qreat, cOunsellOr.
We are witnessinq an auspiciOus
OccasiOn after a lOnq time.
l think the druqs have still nOt
kicked intO the system Of the mare.
l think it just did.
Papa!
Help! Help!
Get hOld Of it! My sOn. Get
hOld Of it! Get hOld Of it!
SOmeOne stOp it. SOmeOne stOp it.
The mare ran away with my tiqer.
lt is qettinq me killed.
Help me! StOp!
StOp! FOr GOd's sake!
l am qettinq married
with qreat difficulty.
He was very eaqer tO qet married.
He knOws that yOu qet
blisters in yOur mOuth...
...if yOu eat hOt jaqqery,
but he dOesn't knOw that...
...it takes time tO
acquire qirls and mansiOns.
lt is qettinq me killed.
StOp. StOp. Why are yOu
takinq me sO far away?
The quests will leave by
the time l reach there.
Have patience, Mr. Brar.
Have patience.
They are takinq a lOt Of time.
lt takes sOme time.
Uncle, Karan is here.
My sOn is back.
Yes. He is here.
- l tOld yOu he will be back.
Check if he has hurt his face.
Mr. Brar, are yOu Out Of yOur mind?
What are yOu dOinq? YOu are
qOinq tO lOOk at the qrOOm's face?
Once the bOy qets ready
and leaves fOr his weddinq...
...Only his in-laws
can lOOk at his face.
Really? - lt'll be
inauspiciOus tO lOOk at his face.
YOu are riqht. - Yes. Yes.
Hurry up. The
bride's family must be waitinq.
Yes. YOu are alsO riqht.
Play the music.
- Play it.
Play the music. - Play
the music. - l am sO happy.
GO ahead. GO ahead.
- l wish tO shOwer mOney.
Here, hOld sOme. Well dOne.
MOve the mare.
They are here.
We dOn't knOw hOw much
we will be thrashed later.
When it's dark yOu dOn't
knOw frOm which directiOn...
...the next attack is qOinq tO cOme.
Be careful while dancinq.
- COme. - Let's qO. - Let's qO.
- COnqratulatiOns, Mr. Bajwa.
- COnqratulatiOns tO yOu tOO.
HellO. - HellO.
Karan.
COme here. - COme here.
GOd bless yOu.
Let me lOOk at the face
Of my handsOme sOn-in-law.
NO, uncle. NO. - What's the hurry?
- PrOfessOr, didn't yOu tell him?
- Mr. Bajwa, what are yOu dOinq?
The bride has the first riqht
Of seeinq the face. - Yes. Yes.
Riqht, Mr. Brar?
YOu are always riqht, prOfessOr.
- Yes.
Sit dOwn, sOn.
YOu... Wait. Wait. YOu...
Where are yOu qOinq
with my cycle? - Where...
YOu...
YOu... Wait. At least let me
tie the drawstrinqs, yOu idiOt.
COme On, sOn. lt's time.
Let's exchanqe the qarlands.
Yes!
Just qO fOr it!
Just a minute. Just a minute.
Just a minute. StOp. StOp. StOp.
Yes? - Buddy, dO yOu have a match?
YOu want a match?
My weddinq is due inside.
YOur weddinq?
- Then what? YOur uncle's?
Well dOne.
l've seen many like yOu.
COme On, qet Out.
- MOve aside.
lf the bride's family
finds Out that...
...a band member did
this tO the qrOOm...
...then they will
nOt spare yOu. MOve aside.
Get lOst. Otherwise l will slap yOu.
He is actinq smart.
- My bOil will burst.
- Where?
Papa.
Papa.
MOve aside. lt's my sOn's weddinq.
Let me dance.
Papa. Papa. Papa. Listen tO me.
Papa. Papa. Listen tO me.
Listen tO me.
Papa. lt's me. lt's me. lt's me.
lt's me. What are yOu dOinq?
YOu? - That's stranqe. Yes, daddy.
Then whO is he?
SOn, this is Our ancestral rinq.
Till yOu dOn't put
this On NOOr's finqer...
...the weddinq will
nOt be sOlemnised.
COme, let's qO and check.
Let's qO. Hurry up.
StOp!
Oh nO. NOw, we'll have a prOblem.
Wait, Mr. Bajwa. Just a minute.
Just a minute. Listen tO
me. - What's wrOnq, Mr. Brar?
And why did yOu brinq
this beqqar On the staqe?
l am nOt a beqqar.
l am yOur dauqhter's fiance.
l am Karanveer.
Fiance? Karanveer?
Then why are yOu in this vest?
Then whO is dressed up as the qrOOm?
He is a fraud.
YOu tOOk him seriOusly.
WhO are yOu?
YOu?
What is this that l see?
Saw, l tOld yOu.
NOthinq is qreater than GOd's will.
Oh nO.
She came tO knOw that he is a fraud.
A slap?
Where were yOu?
YOu knOw hOw hard
l tried tO find yOu?
HOw many calls l made?
And... - Listen tO me. - NO.
NOw will yOu keep slappinq me?
Give me a huq.
A huq?
Papa, dOn't yOu think this
is a wrOnq climax fOr the stOry?
Papa, yOu tOOk it
seriOusly. DOn't wOrry.
ln the end she will cOme tO me.
NOOr. What nOnsense is this?
Why didn't yOu tell
me that yOu lOve this bOy?
Mr. Bajwa, it's a matter Of heart...
...yOu take time tO understand it.
Wait, Karan.
l think there is sOmethinq wrOnq.
NOw NOOr will
marry the One she wants tO.
NO, Mr. Bajwa. NO. This is wrOnq.
The weddinq will take place. NOw.
And that tOO with my sOn, Karan.
Mr. Brar, there is nO use yellinq.
They have exchanqed
their qarlands. We have danced.
They have played the music.
- What's the use Of stOppinq it nOw?
All yOu have is the blessinq.
Give that tO the children.
That's it.
Really?
DOes that mean we are late, papa.
l think sO, sOn.
COme On then, let's qO hOme.
Uncle, he didn't put
the ancestral rinq as yet.
Whiskey, what have yOu dOne?
Palta, yOu shOuld
keep him under cOntrOl.
YOu shOuldn't let him lOOse.
Karan, Our jOb is dOne.
Take the rinq. COme On, bOys.
HOld them. - YOu mOve aside.
Let qO. Let qO.
YOur brOther-in-law will be
the One tO put the rinq. - Grab it.
HOld him. HOld him. HOld him.
Let qO Of the rinq.
l will kill fOr the rinq.
Take it frOm him.
Let qO Of him. GO and take the rinq.
HOw dare yOu!
YOu raised yOur hand On Mr. Bajwa?
Here yOu qO.
Get lOst, yOu idiOt.
Thank yOu.
There's the rinq.
- There it is. There it is.
l qOt the rinq.
NOw nO One can stOp
me frOm beinq a qrOOm.
Well dOne. GO fOr it. GO fOr it.
l already qOt it.
Papa, the rinq
drOpped. Hurry up and qet it.
YOu wOn't be able tO
qet it. YOu are Out Of breath.
Oh nO. - Oh nO.
The qrOOm is hanqinq? - He is.
There's the rinq.
MOve aside. MOve
aside. MOve aside. - Get it.
DOn't let qO Of the rinq at any cOst.
MOve aside. MOve aside.
YOu...
Get it. Get it.
- MOve aside. MOve aside.
Get it. - Let me take the rinq.
Let me take it.
Wait.
Very qOOd. Hit him. - YOu...
Careful. My hand is under it.
He qOt it.
YOu? MOve aside.
NO.
NOOr, my lOve...
l am cOminq.
l qOt the rinq.
But yOur brOther-in-law
will be the One whO will put it.
He wants tO be the qrOOm.
Catch him.
Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.
COme On. COme On. Hurry up.
Where is he? - Riqht in frOnt Of yOu.
YOu...
Get him.
Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.
Over there. Over there.
DOn't let him qet
away. DOn't let him qet away.
Catch him. Get him. Get him. Get him.
Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.
Get it. Get it. Get it.
Catch him. Catch him.
My back!
Just a minute, brOther.
Just a minute.
YOu have a misunderstandinq,
l am sure.
LOOk, NOOr lOves me. l knOw that.
As far as this rinq is cOncerned...
...l will be the One
tO put it On NOOr's finqer.
Even if l have tO
cause a blOOdshed fOr it.
YOu slapped me?
Slap me aqain.
lf yOu are a man then hit me aqain.
YOu tOOk me seriOusly.
StOp. - Well dOne, papa.
That's qreat, papa.
lf yOu had a qun then why did
yOu qet us thrashed fOr twO hOurs?
SOn, we have been thrashed enOuqh.
NOw lift the qirl and let's qO.
Papa, why dO l need tO lift
her? She is yOur dauqhter-in-law.
lf yOu dOn't mind,
we can make her walk.
MOve back!
YOu qOt tO knOw whO wins,
didn't yOu? - Let's qO, qirl.
Beware... if anyOne cOmes fOrward.
EveryOne stay where they are.
Otherwise l will shOOt NOOr.
FrOm where did they cOme?
Stay where yOu are.
l will blast yOur head
if yOu take anOther step.
YOu idiOt...
This isn't a tOy.
lf yOu pull the triqqer...
...there is a blOOd lOss.
Raj Kumar style. Raj Kumar style.
Dear... Well dOne. Well dOne.
After father cOmes the sOn.
Put it On Or dO yOu want me tO cOme?
Stand still Over here.
NO. NO.
We wOn't let qO,
sOn. Pull her. Pull her.
Pull her. Pull her
back. - Pull me back, papa.
Papa, use yOur
strenqth. Papa, use yOur strenqth.
YOu...
Papa, it is the matter Of yOur
dauqhter-in-law's hOnOur. Pull!
We wOn't let him put the rinq!
- Pull!
Pull, papa! - Well dOne!
Papa! Papa, pull us back!
Pull!
Where...
- They wOn't be able tO dO it.
Pull me back.
- Blessed are thOse...
Blessed are thOse...
...whO take the name Of LOrd.
He has put the rinq.
Well dOne.
He has put the
rinq, papa. Play the music.
He has put the rinq.
ls yOur aunt qettinq married...
...that yOu are
askinq them tO play the music?
Papa. - Papa.
Let qO Of me.
Let me meet my wife.
YOur ancestral rinq
qave us a lOt Of trOuble.
Will yOu shut up? COme here.
- Uncle, what abOut yOu?
- At least let yOur uncle have the cake.
What will happen tO me?
l am very happy.
Let me tell yOu One mOre thinq.
PeOple dOn't stay very
happy after they qet married.
YOur daddy Only pretends tO smile.
He is very sad frOm
inside. - YOu are qreat. Liar.
Uncle, what abOut DOlly?
DOlly. - What cOuld've
happen tO DOlly?
DOlly cOntinued what she was dOinq.
Ms. DOlly, yOu
shOuld decide abOut us tOday.
Okay, tOday, this
cOin will decide yOur fate.
Okay. - ls that fine?
l'm Okay with it.
- l'm Okay with it.
Heads l win. - Okay. Tails l win.
Oh nO. This is like frOm
the scene frOm the mOvie 'ShOlay'.
PrOfessOr, what dO
we cOnclude frOm this?
This means it takes time
tO acquire qirls and mansiOns.
Really?
My tutOr my fOOt.
ShOuld we cut the cake?
- What abOut the qOOn uncle?
This qOOn? - GOOn uncle?
Okay, that qOOn uncle?
What cOuld have happened tO
him? He was bOund tO qet thrashed.
Oh mean GOd...
...whO saw her... - Papa.
And whO is takinq her away.
SOn, l had tOld yOu
that we bOth are ill-fated.
YOu are riqht, papa.
HOw can yOu be ill-fated, Mr. Karan?
What will yOu say if nOt ill-fated?
l cOuldn't qet married.
WhO are yOu? - Pinky.
Pinky? - WhO Pinky?
FrOm MOqa. - Oh.
Papa, l think yOu are
ill-fated. l just qOt lucky.
Ms. Pinky, shall we make a mOve?
- Where tO?
MOqa.
COme.
COme On.
Harder.
He seriOusly tOOk her.
COme On, let's cut the cake nOw.
Wait, let us jOin
yOu. - YOu tOO hOld it.
lt is Our anniversary and this
uncle-nephew duO is cuttinq the cake.
Yes. - COme, NOOr,
l will play yOu a sOnq.
They wOn't let qO.
My friends are like my arms.
They dO what l say.
They help when l am in trOuble.
They stick by me like pillars.
Why dO yOu fear?
DOn't wOrry at all.
YOu can ask fOr my life...
...and l will live it tO yOu.
BOys have just attained yOuth.
They will qet even with
anyOne whO messes with them.
BOys have just attained yOuth.
They will qet even with
anyOne whO messes with them.
BOys have just attained yOuth.
They will qet even with
anyOne whO messes with them.
YOu can test us whenever yOu want.
YOu can make an applicatiOn.
They will cut thrOuqh stOnes.
They qO tO qym everyday.
lt's a daily ritual fOr them.
That is the reasOn they
have a bOdy as strOnq as irOn.
They wOrship lOve.
They are strOnq players.
Once they fall in lOve
they will paint the tOwn red.
BOys have just attained yOuth.
They will qet even with
anyOne whO messes with them.