Jiang shi fu xing zi (1991) - full transcript
A tourist group is forced by an accident to stay at a deserted village. The travelers discover a big diamond and steal it. Unfortunately, the diamond is cursed and enables a monster to gain incredible power. He forces five vampire kids to bring him blood from the travelers in order to rejuvenate. The kids are unable to complete the task and are caught by the humans. The monster is furious and prepares to kill the little vampires and the travelers...
Why, it's shrinking?
I told you before not to have
Your suit made there
Just look at it...
How come?
My sister is black out, what shall I do?
You must help her
Please help her wake up
My sister is fainted
please help...
Sister...
So big? I can't hold with both my hand
So rare
What shall we do?
Yeah, what shall we do?
How can I know? She gets such big size
Give her artificial respiration
I didn't think of that
Wait
My sister has never let a man touch her
Dad said
If any man touched her
that man would...
Would you ass, Give her first aid quick
We don't give her
artificial respiration she'll die
You're so right
She'll die if we don't help her
I've learnt artificial respiration,
I'll help her
Shit, it's out of your business
But it's important to rescue others
I can't just let her die...get away
You are nut? Why it takes so long?
You suck the dentifrice out too
Hey, as the super big breasts
So she needs more oxygen
Get aside as I'm working very hard now
- Hold on her belly for me
- OK
You're so clumsy, let me do it
- Can you manage?
- I can't manage
Do you know it? Be quick
Don't try to get benefit from her
He faints too
Don't pretend you can if you can't
- What to do?
- Yeah, how do?
Give me a hand
Shit, he knows First Aid yet he fainted
I'll die as I don't know First Aid
What must we do?
What?
If this doesn't work, we'll try another way
Held her up first
Take her here
How can you do this? Be careful
Harder, why are you weak when
You're as strong as a bull
Harder, let's maker her vomit out water
Will this work?
- Shit, of course it will
- It is really works
It works...it works well
- She's coming to now
- Put her down...
Sister...
You said it won't work? It proves right now
I know it does, but I've it on all my face
- It's stink too
- You, you are disgusting
Give me water to wash my face
Give her some to drink first
Help her up
What shall we do next now she's rescued?
We're on desert island
And our ship's sunk, let's ask guide
Guide, what shall we do now?
Everybody, you mustn't get nervous
Though our ship is sunk
But you must believe me
Believe? What's the use?
You're not a credit card
Where's your so-called uncle?
There's a village over there
Uncle
Be careful
Get up
- Are you alright?
- OK
I found a village there
Let's hurry up there, is it far away?
Not far, it's just over the mountain
Then let's go quick, move faster
Pack your things and I'll go there first
Be careful
Faster, be faster...
Be careful
Walk slowly
Be quick, we'll soon arrive, come on
Faster...
Let's take a rest here
- Are you tired?
- No
Why must you stick to me wherever I go?
You're idiot
What are you doing? You idiot
You hurt me
What is this? How can you just eat anything?
This may be poisonous
Don't worry, I've always eaten them
Just try some
Never, Just eat them if you want
But I just tell you, no matter how you die
You must first pay me back
The $30,632.40 you owe me
Pay back...
I'll eat if you won't
What are you doing?
We won't get to the village
if you walk like this
I won't wait for you
Walk faster, come on
Why do you keep quarrelling?
You are married couple
Why keep quarrelling?
Will you stop the quarrel
As you are married
Shit, Fatty, stop disturbing my wife
What wife? We haven't been registered
Don't call me wife
So you're not yet married?
Then she is not your wife
Which means I can woo her now
I'll teach you a lesson if you go on bullshit
What?
...What do you want?...
Bastard, this is too much,
if you bullshit again
I like to say, I want say
I will say, I'm going to say
Dare you say?
I say again, I say, I don't eat...
I must strangle you
Don't fight
Faster...be quick
- Be quick, there's a house there
- Where?
- Let's go and see
- Let's go
- Walk faster
- I have natural call
- You want toilet?
- Yes
Come on...
Go and see
I've checked, no one is here, be quick
Right, say: excuse me, OK
I've said it already
There's food
- You surprised me
- What are you doing?
Look, there's much food
Why don't you crouch down?
Crouch?
Yeah, be quick
Wife, you are very heavy,
you better go on a diet
Be quick
Be careful
Don't move, let's pick them up later
Be quick
Finish, wife
How are you?
Dare you ask? You made me fall down
Give me the dress quick
It's bad to be spotted by others
You're lousy,
you just can't do even a minor thing
What are you doing?
Don't come over
But I saw it
- You mustn't peep
- It's no use covering
Cover me
- I can see all
- He saw all
- Don't cover
- Don't come over
What are you doing? Nothing to see
Don't come over
I've seen everything, come on...
Don't act rashly,
I'll beat you if you come near
Will you? It's great
Get it, get it
- Get me the dress quick
- Don't worry,
he will go away when he finishes eating
Snake
Kill it quick...
- It's horrible
- Kill it
Kill it quick...
What are you looking at?
Where is it? It's gone?
- Husband
- Wife, what is it?
- Snake...
- Where is it?
Behind you...
Behind? Where?
The snake bites the bottoms...
- Great...
- Kill it
Let me kill it, don't be frighten
Shit, dare you bite my wife? I must kill you
Cast it way quick...
It's right, don't panic
Snake, the snake gets into my trousers
Wonderful
My dick
Won't come out? I must take you out
Got it
Don't come over
Don't scare, you don't come over
Come and help
Don't come over
You mustn't come
Help me to catch it
Help
- You caught hold of snake
- Help
- Coming, I'll help you
- Great
Another door
How many are there exactly?
Are you OK?
Watch
I won't care about you
Help her in
Shit
Coming, be careful
Hold it
There's a lamp here, see if you can light it?
Stupid
It can't be lit as it looks older than
The three of us
We might as well try, maybe it can be lit
Try it, Maybe can light it
Uncle, are you OK?
I'm alright
Fire
Did it burn you?
No
I've heard people saying Japanese
Are as superstitious as Chinese
Japanese have a habit
Of protecting their house by hanging
Some paper crane
But if the paper cranes are burnt up
They will be very afraid
As they think this is an ominous sign
Uncle, what are you trying to do?
Put down the knife, what are you doing?
- What do you want?
- Are you crazy?...
- Put down the knife
- Don't fight
This knife is sharp,
what are you doing? You crazy?
- What happen?
- Don't fight...
Hey, that's enough, don't fight
Uncle, what happens to you?
Put down the knife
Put down
Don't fight...don't fight any more
Do you remember?
How your mother used to beat you?
Beat him, beat him with shoes
Let go
What happened to me?
- Do you get hurt?
- It's hurt
What's going on?
Sorry, big brother, please don't blame on me
He's only a kid
Please excuse him
- Get up
- Big brother, sorry...
Let's leave this place, it's mysterious
Let's go
Look at that side
Dia... Diamond
So bit a diamond
Jesus
It's genuine
Don't know how many carats it is?
What do you want?
What are you looking for? Let's go
Sure
What did you see?
Nothing, I saw nothing
Right, and you?
Did you see anything precious?
Like gold, or jewels?
No, everything here looks strange
Right, Let's go then
It's gone
Diamond
I found this diamond first
I must kill you...
I must kill you...
It's good it's not lost
You beat me?
You two fight just for this?
Why did you lose it? It's diamond
This is for damping the evils
Don't take it, go away
- Bitch?
- You are
Don't you feel uneasy in here?
Let's go, hurry up
- Really?
- Run faster
I suffer from belly
You go first, I must go to toilet
Be quick, it's down there
It's horrible here
We must find a place to sleep tonight
- We have no choice
- Let's go
- Let's go...
- OK
All evils
They will appear in this environment
Especially in place without human
Sleep as a pig like him and you won't be afraid
You what?
- Why can he sleep?
- It's saying, human is afraid ghost
but ghost is more afraid human
It's ridiculous
As mighty ghosts don't fear human being
Don't say any more, I'm scared
Brother, you scare me
Can you keep quiet?
What story is this? It's frightening
I'm scared, will you hold me?
No, holding you, like holding a toilet bow
- Don't ask me for that
- You're annoying
Do you know you are stink?
You are stinker than my armpit
I didn't say you're stink so
You mustn't say I'm stink either
You, you like eating stink tofu
Stink eggs
I'll become stink if I stick to you Let's sleep
Then we're two of a kind
What do you want?
- Turn off the lights
- Sleep
Turn off the lights...
don't shout and go to sleep
You're stink, go away
Am I really stink? I can't be
But it's dangerous to take a bath here
How can I take a bath? There's no other way
To show my love
I must take this risk
Sorry, excuse me
- It's you?
- Why are you peeping me?
Who is peeping you?
What good are you?
Go away, it's my turn to wash, shit
I warn you not to peep me bathing
You are so selfish as to wash
Yourself and not tell me
I don't smell, do 1?
So many birds?...
Turd, ghost
On fire
What are you crying?
I miss my family
Don't know when I can go home?
I'm afraid
Don't worry
I think we can go home soon
Just take here as a camping site, don't cry
I'll take you to pick flowers, OK?
Wife... there's food
Wife, I've just picked them, it's delicious
Put them away
They are looking at us
Don't stare, nothing to see
- Get away, not for you
- Yeah
You mustn't pick wild fruits
They are poisonous Eat them...
I'll eat them if you won't
But I picked them
Don't eat them, these tomatoes are poisonous
What did you say?
Such tomatoes consist a freezing composite
If you eat them, after a while
This composite will enrage you mental nerves
Then you'll see nothing
Your memory fades and have no response
Then you'll become crazy
How are you?
I get crazy
Like this?
Don't eat them
No one is to eat them
Are you really crazy?
Nephew... how are you?
Look, what is this?
Do you know what this is?
I remember
- We going to restaurant to eat them
- What is it?
Buns, stupid
Shall we first eat the buns
or suck their blood?
- Such their blood first of course
- Who is going to do it first?
You're the youngest so you go first
Me again?
Go
Go
What shall we do?
- What?
- We must take action now
Stop breathing
Uncle, how are you?
Stop breathing
Fatty, timid, stupid
Sharp Teeth, naughty
Have you done what I asked you to?
- You made this mess
- But it's not fault
It's not my fault for all this
Where's the blood? Give me the blood quick
Where is it? Are you deaf?
Get me the blood
We did get some, but...
But what? Why are you lying?
I must spell and make you suffer
King...Don't...
King, please spare us
King, help...
Are you afraid now?
King, it's nothing to do with us
I must beat you
You dare to disobey me? I must beat...
Dare you take offense?
Go and get me human blood quick
How can this happen? Shit
-I must kill you
- What are you doing?
Why do you beat me?
I must kill you as you did this to my wife
Why are you sleeping in here?
Shit
You insult me in front of your husband
Wife...
Wife, did he insult you?
No, what's happened?
What's happened?
Don't you know what you did?
Look at your lips, your lipstick is faded
When I fainted as you find me handsome
You must have kissed me
How can you say this when you did it?
I must kill you
Don't fight
Don't fight
You insult my wife
I must beat...
I fight back...
Don't fight any more
Stop, fight no more
- What do you think you are doing?
- He insulted my wife
I must kill him
I insulted your wife? You wife insulted me
Don't fight any more...It's not his fault
Last night ghosts teased us all
Did you hear? It's ghosts
You keep saying I insulted your wife
I know, it's you the ghost
No, we were really teased by ghosts last night
It because you ate the poisonous tomatoes
that you lost memory
Look at your mouth if you don't believe
Right, I think I saw ghosts too
Forget it...
Don't shout any more It's a misunderstand
We are all hungry, go and find something to eat
Good, let's look for food
You are able
You think of making up ghosts
No, there really were ghosts last night
- I didn't lie
- You didn't lie?
There are many ghosts... lots of ghosts
Don't touch my rabbit
What? Your rabbit? But I found it first
You found it? You're kidding
This rabbit is mine
You mustn't touch it or I'll push you down
Push me down?
Don't act rashly
There is fish here
Come and help
Come and help or the fish will swim away
Where is there fish?
Here
Look
Terrific, there's coconut juice...
Look at me
Be careful
Be careful
Be careful
Be careful, don't fall down
Why is it so hard?
Why twisting? Just pick it down
What are you throwing them everywhere?
Suck their blood for the King quick
No... he is so horrible
What if he beat us up like yesterday?
- You go
- I won't go
- Who will go?
- I won't go
What shall we do?
Just kill them
If we kill them
Their blood is not fresh
What about knocking them out?
- Buffalo, you want to kill me?
- Sorry
They're fainted, let's go over Let's go over
They're fainted, suck their blood for the King
-I won't, what about you going?
- I won't, you go
- You go
- I won't, I won't go either
- What shall we do? Who's going to suck?
- You
Me? Don't scare me
You won't suck either, what must we do?
Let's decide by Stone, Scissors & Paper
No...Red or White, Red or White is better
OK...
Red or White...
Buffalo...get up
Buffalo...get up
Flesh-eating plants
Buffalo... get up quick
Let's go,
there're flesh-eating plants Get up quick
Help...
Why don't you go?
Why don't you go?
Why don't you go?
Why don't you go?
It's you. You won't suck their blood
What about you? You refused too
Don't argue, this is in vain
Shit, why didn't you suck just then?
- You're blaming me?
- Yeah
You just refused to suck
You caused this
You beat me?
- You can't beat me
- Don't be happy
I must beat you up...
Don't move
Look at your face
I have a way
Did you do what
I had asked you to? Where's the blood?
You go...
King, the blood is here
Take it to me now
Yes
What is this?
I asked you to get me blood
What did you get me?
Shit
You are so daring as to get me false blood
We dare not next time, King
It caused all this as you refused to suck
What shall we do?
I don't know
You are annoying
Go quick
I don't care whatever you do
You must suck up all the blood for me
Put more logs in...
It smells good
Why are you staring at the lobster?
As it stares at me
So I stare back at it
You want to eat it yourself?
- Wife...
- Why? Why is there only half lobster left?
It's better than none
Wife, come on, Let's share it, OK?
OK, but you must find something else to eat
Brother...I've opened two coconuts
Coconuts
- Great, thanks
- What are you doing?
- Not for me?
- Not for you
There are two, so please give me one
There are more than two
- Brother...coconut, take it
- Let me try
- Is it tasty?
- Very sweet
Aren't you bored?
Of course we are...
Very bored here
Now, let's tell a story each of us
- Tell a story?
- Good
Ok, you tell us first
OK, I'll tell you a story first
Why are cocks making sound like ko ko?
Why are ducks making sound like gua gua
Don't know
Of course you don't
but you'll know if I tell you
Long ago, cocks did swim but ducks didn't
One day, a cock was swimming in a river
A duck was watching stupidly on the bank
He wondered why a cock could swim
So he decided to ask the cock
Cock...why can you swim?
The cock answered him like this
Of course I can, I have balls
- So I can swim
- What are balls?
- I'll tell you later
- There are balls
The duck couldn't understand
Why can one swim if he has balls?
I don't believe you can swim with balls
Unless you lend me your balls
I'll believe if I can swim with your balls
Will you lend them to me?
Think for a while, the cock answered
OK, I'll lend you my balls
Take my balls and you can swim
Taking the balls
The duck plunged into the water
and he really could swim
The duck said: I can swim with balls
Then the cock said to the duck You now believe
You can swim with balls
Then give me back my balls
The duck said: you are nut
I can only swim with balls
Why must I give you back?
I am not so stupid
Then he swam off...until very far away
He then said: I can only swim with balls
If I give you back, I'll be nut (gua gua)
The cock was so angry but he could do nothing
Cock could only stand at the back shouting:
Give me back balls (ko ko)
Since then all cocks make sound like ko ko...
- And ducks make sound like gua gua
- Ghost
Ghost? I have a ghost story now
Sit down...
Sit down...
Once... it's frightening
I went camping with classmates
But we were lost and it was so foggy
And the sunning was setting
We found and found
- But couldn't find a way out
- There's a ghost
- Don't shout
- We walked and walked
Suddenly there was a thunder
And then it started raining heavily
We could only
But walked in the rain
We walked...
Suddenly we came across an ancient temple
We then rushed over we pushed the door...
But however hard we tried, we failed
We could only take shelter under the eaves
We waited and waited
but the rain grew even harder
Suddenly the door opened
We were all scared, we looked at each other
Then the door opened all up all at the sudden
We were all scared to a jump
One of my classmate had big gut
He went inside the temple and searched
It was horrible inside
Suddenly many bats flew about
And even flew into us
So we took up sticks to fight with the bats
One of them even bit my colleagues' ear
He cast the bat away with a stick
What a pity, his ear was bleeding
It's so horrible
Before long
All the bats flew away We wanted to leave too
The moment we turned away
There was a black shadow
which jumped towards us
Wife...
Are you scared? Don't be scared
It was a black cat
Then we looked at the side of the black cat
So there were several coffins there
We got so frightened that we retreated
My colleague were brave
And wanted to open up
the coffins with the sticks
I warned not to do such a thing
But they wouldn't listen,
they were taking the clubs
And walking slowing to the coffins
Suddenly the saw the coffins opening up
My colleague got so nervous
That he chopped the club in the coffin
What do you mean?
What? You insulted my wife
But she flew to me, it's not my business
I'll never tell you another ghost story again
What is it?
Who wants to listen to you, shit
Wife, let's not listen to him bullshit
- There is no ghost in this world
- There is
There is? You are then the ghost
Forget it
Why are you so nervous?
She is not your wife
Wash you face
Spirit up
Want to go to toilet
Make myself comfortable
Something wrong
What is it?
Don't be like this...
It's evil...
How happens? What are you doing?
What do you want? Are you nut?
How come?
I've lost control
Why are you doing do? It makes me sick
What's going on? Why?
What do you want?
How come? What shall we do?
It's all because of that guy
- OK, I'll make him bark like dogs
- Good
- Pee like a dog
- Pee
Help
Eat turds
Grasp for turds
- What else?
- Crazy dogs
Little vampires
Odour
I beat you
Say...
My buttocks
It is all over
Go and hide in there
What do you mean?
You wouldn't help seeing us chase
By little vampire
Help you?
We were also chased by little vampires
We also wanted help
Why didn't you help us?
Why are you shouting at this very moment?
- Are you alright?
- What alright?
I kicked the little vampires very far away
You just know boasting,
why don't you go out now?
I will, but you must come with me
Anyone who stays behind is a coward
OK, I'll go out too
Let's go out together, remember to take weapons
Take weapons
Open the door
Don't come near or we'll kill you
Help ...
What shall we do?
Let's go and rescue him, he can't manage
Why must we? The vampires are only biting him
Not us
They will come for us after biting him
He will surely die if we don't rescue him
Help...
- What can we do?
- Let's go out
- Let's go
- We'll go out
I must kill you...
Kill you...
- Left fist, right fist
- Don't fight
You'll kill them if you beat them like this
They are already dead
Left fist, right fist. Be careful
I think you shall take action
Stop fighting...
Why must we stop? They sucked our blood
They are so pitiful
It's not our fault
The King of Ghost force us to do that
If we don't suck blood for him
He'll read spell to break our neck
All we said is true
Tell us where the King is?
We'll go and burn him
I know where he is
I went there once
Dare you go too?
Let's burn him up
We must burn him or we'll all die
OK, we'll go burn him at once, Let's go
We must go too, if you rid the King
We'll no longer be controlled by him
Ok, come with us
But you must break this stuff of us
What is this? Let me have a look
This can only scare you
Okay... lie down
I can break it easily
He is so nervous
You won't die
Finish, no power
No...
No...
- Go there quick
- Don't push me out
No...
I dare not...
It's this diamond
This diamond can kill the King
No, you mustn't
Give me the diamond
Take it
How is it? Are you alright?
How is it?
Don't be afraid
We've pinned the King now, don't panic
- How is he?
- Is he alright?
Is he alright?
How dare you bastards beat my daughter
We didn't
You bastards beat my daughter like that
It's not my business
Help
Dad, they didn't do it
Dad will save you
- So he is the father of the little vampires
- Get up quick
You are all naughty
You'll be killed one day
Come home with me
I told you before not to have
Your suit made there
Just look at it...
How come?
My sister is black out, what shall I do?
You must help her
Please help her wake up
My sister is fainted
please help...
Sister...
So big? I can't hold with both my hand
So rare
What shall we do?
Yeah, what shall we do?
How can I know? She gets such big size
Give her artificial respiration
I didn't think of that
Wait
My sister has never let a man touch her
Dad said
If any man touched her
that man would...
Would you ass, Give her first aid quick
We don't give her
artificial respiration she'll die
You're so right
She'll die if we don't help her
I've learnt artificial respiration,
I'll help her
Shit, it's out of your business
But it's important to rescue others
I can't just let her die...get away
You are nut? Why it takes so long?
You suck the dentifrice out too
Hey, as the super big breasts
So she needs more oxygen
Get aside as I'm working very hard now
- Hold on her belly for me
- OK
You're so clumsy, let me do it
- Can you manage?
- I can't manage
Do you know it? Be quick
Don't try to get benefit from her
He faints too
Don't pretend you can if you can't
- What to do?
- Yeah, how do?
Give me a hand
Shit, he knows First Aid yet he fainted
I'll die as I don't know First Aid
What must we do?
What?
If this doesn't work, we'll try another way
Held her up first
Take her here
How can you do this? Be careful
Harder, why are you weak when
You're as strong as a bull
Harder, let's maker her vomit out water
Will this work?
- Shit, of course it will
- It is really works
It works...it works well
- She's coming to now
- Put her down...
Sister...
You said it won't work? It proves right now
I know it does, but I've it on all my face
- It's stink too
- You, you are disgusting
Give me water to wash my face
Give her some to drink first
Help her up
What shall we do next now she's rescued?
We're on desert island
And our ship's sunk, let's ask guide
Guide, what shall we do now?
Everybody, you mustn't get nervous
Though our ship is sunk
But you must believe me
Believe? What's the use?
You're not a credit card
Where's your so-called uncle?
There's a village over there
Uncle
Be careful
Get up
- Are you alright?
- OK
I found a village there
Let's hurry up there, is it far away?
Not far, it's just over the mountain
Then let's go quick, move faster
Pack your things and I'll go there first
Be careful
Faster, be faster...
Be careful
Walk slowly
Be quick, we'll soon arrive, come on
Faster...
Let's take a rest here
- Are you tired?
- No
Why must you stick to me wherever I go?
You're idiot
What are you doing? You idiot
You hurt me
What is this? How can you just eat anything?
This may be poisonous
Don't worry, I've always eaten them
Just try some
Never, Just eat them if you want
But I just tell you, no matter how you die
You must first pay me back
The $30,632.40 you owe me
Pay back...
I'll eat if you won't
What are you doing?
We won't get to the village
if you walk like this
I won't wait for you
Walk faster, come on
Why do you keep quarrelling?
You are married couple
Why keep quarrelling?
Will you stop the quarrel
As you are married
Shit, Fatty, stop disturbing my wife
What wife? We haven't been registered
Don't call me wife
So you're not yet married?
Then she is not your wife
Which means I can woo her now
I'll teach you a lesson if you go on bullshit
What?
...What do you want?...
Bastard, this is too much,
if you bullshit again
I like to say, I want say
I will say, I'm going to say
Dare you say?
I say again, I say, I don't eat...
I must strangle you
Don't fight
Faster...be quick
- Be quick, there's a house there
- Where?
- Let's go and see
- Let's go
- Walk faster
- I have natural call
- You want toilet?
- Yes
Come on...
Go and see
I've checked, no one is here, be quick
Right, say: excuse me, OK
I've said it already
There's food
- You surprised me
- What are you doing?
Look, there's much food
Why don't you crouch down?
Crouch?
Yeah, be quick
Wife, you are very heavy,
you better go on a diet
Be quick
Be careful
Don't move, let's pick them up later
Be quick
Finish, wife
How are you?
Dare you ask? You made me fall down
Give me the dress quick
It's bad to be spotted by others
You're lousy,
you just can't do even a minor thing
What are you doing?
Don't come over
But I saw it
- You mustn't peep
- It's no use covering
Cover me
- I can see all
- He saw all
- Don't cover
- Don't come over
What are you doing? Nothing to see
Don't come over
I've seen everything, come on...
Don't act rashly,
I'll beat you if you come near
Will you? It's great
Get it, get it
- Get me the dress quick
- Don't worry,
he will go away when he finishes eating
Snake
Kill it quick...
- It's horrible
- Kill it
Kill it quick...
What are you looking at?
Where is it? It's gone?
- Husband
- Wife, what is it?
- Snake...
- Where is it?
Behind you...
Behind? Where?
The snake bites the bottoms...
- Great...
- Kill it
Let me kill it, don't be frighten
Shit, dare you bite my wife? I must kill you
Cast it way quick...
It's right, don't panic
Snake, the snake gets into my trousers
Wonderful
My dick
Won't come out? I must take you out
Got it
Don't come over
Don't scare, you don't come over
Come and help
Don't come over
You mustn't come
Help me to catch it
Help
- You caught hold of snake
- Help
- Coming, I'll help you
- Great
Another door
How many are there exactly?
Are you OK?
Watch
I won't care about you
Help her in
Shit
Coming, be careful
Hold it
There's a lamp here, see if you can light it?
Stupid
It can't be lit as it looks older than
The three of us
We might as well try, maybe it can be lit
Try it, Maybe can light it
Uncle, are you OK?
I'm alright
Fire
Did it burn you?
No
I've heard people saying Japanese
Are as superstitious as Chinese
Japanese have a habit
Of protecting their house by hanging
Some paper crane
But if the paper cranes are burnt up
They will be very afraid
As they think this is an ominous sign
Uncle, what are you trying to do?
Put down the knife, what are you doing?
- What do you want?
- Are you crazy?...
- Put down the knife
- Don't fight
This knife is sharp,
what are you doing? You crazy?
- What happen?
- Don't fight...
Hey, that's enough, don't fight
Uncle, what happens to you?
Put down the knife
Put down
Don't fight...don't fight any more
Do you remember?
How your mother used to beat you?
Beat him, beat him with shoes
Let go
What happened to me?
- Do you get hurt?
- It's hurt
What's going on?
Sorry, big brother, please don't blame on me
He's only a kid
Please excuse him
- Get up
- Big brother, sorry...
Let's leave this place, it's mysterious
Let's go
Look at that side
Dia... Diamond
So bit a diamond
Jesus
It's genuine
Don't know how many carats it is?
What do you want?
What are you looking for? Let's go
Sure
What did you see?
Nothing, I saw nothing
Right, and you?
Did you see anything precious?
Like gold, or jewels?
No, everything here looks strange
Right, Let's go then
It's gone
Diamond
I found this diamond first
I must kill you...
I must kill you...
It's good it's not lost
You beat me?
You two fight just for this?
Why did you lose it? It's diamond
This is for damping the evils
Don't take it, go away
- Bitch?
- You are
Don't you feel uneasy in here?
Let's go, hurry up
- Really?
- Run faster
I suffer from belly
You go first, I must go to toilet
Be quick, it's down there
It's horrible here
We must find a place to sleep tonight
- We have no choice
- Let's go
- Let's go...
- OK
All evils
They will appear in this environment
Especially in place without human
Sleep as a pig like him and you won't be afraid
You what?
- Why can he sleep?
- It's saying, human is afraid ghost
but ghost is more afraid human
It's ridiculous
As mighty ghosts don't fear human being
Don't say any more, I'm scared
Brother, you scare me
Can you keep quiet?
What story is this? It's frightening
I'm scared, will you hold me?
No, holding you, like holding a toilet bow
- Don't ask me for that
- You're annoying
Do you know you are stink?
You are stinker than my armpit
I didn't say you're stink so
You mustn't say I'm stink either
You, you like eating stink tofu
Stink eggs
I'll become stink if I stick to you Let's sleep
Then we're two of a kind
What do you want?
- Turn off the lights
- Sleep
Turn off the lights...
don't shout and go to sleep
You're stink, go away
Am I really stink? I can't be
But it's dangerous to take a bath here
How can I take a bath? There's no other way
To show my love
I must take this risk
Sorry, excuse me
- It's you?
- Why are you peeping me?
Who is peeping you?
What good are you?
Go away, it's my turn to wash, shit
I warn you not to peep me bathing
You are so selfish as to wash
Yourself and not tell me
I don't smell, do 1?
So many birds?...
Turd, ghost
On fire
What are you crying?
I miss my family
Don't know when I can go home?
I'm afraid
Don't worry
I think we can go home soon
Just take here as a camping site, don't cry
I'll take you to pick flowers, OK?
Wife... there's food
Wife, I've just picked them, it's delicious
Put them away
They are looking at us
Don't stare, nothing to see
- Get away, not for you
- Yeah
You mustn't pick wild fruits
They are poisonous Eat them...
I'll eat them if you won't
But I picked them
Don't eat them, these tomatoes are poisonous
What did you say?
Such tomatoes consist a freezing composite
If you eat them, after a while
This composite will enrage you mental nerves
Then you'll see nothing
Your memory fades and have no response
Then you'll become crazy
How are you?
I get crazy
Like this?
Don't eat them
No one is to eat them
Are you really crazy?
Nephew... how are you?
Look, what is this?
Do you know what this is?
I remember
- We going to restaurant to eat them
- What is it?
Buns, stupid
Shall we first eat the buns
or suck their blood?
- Such their blood first of course
- Who is going to do it first?
You're the youngest so you go first
Me again?
Go
Go
What shall we do?
- What?
- We must take action now
Stop breathing
Uncle, how are you?
Stop breathing
Fatty, timid, stupid
Sharp Teeth, naughty
Have you done what I asked you to?
- You made this mess
- But it's not fault
It's not my fault for all this
Where's the blood? Give me the blood quick
Where is it? Are you deaf?
Get me the blood
We did get some, but...
But what? Why are you lying?
I must spell and make you suffer
King...Don't...
King, please spare us
King, help...
Are you afraid now?
King, it's nothing to do with us
I must beat you
You dare to disobey me? I must beat...
Dare you take offense?
Go and get me human blood quick
How can this happen? Shit
-I must kill you
- What are you doing?
Why do you beat me?
I must kill you as you did this to my wife
Why are you sleeping in here?
Shit
You insult me in front of your husband
Wife...
Wife, did he insult you?
No, what's happened?
What's happened?
Don't you know what you did?
Look at your lips, your lipstick is faded
When I fainted as you find me handsome
You must have kissed me
How can you say this when you did it?
I must kill you
Don't fight
Don't fight
You insult my wife
I must beat...
I fight back...
Don't fight any more
Stop, fight no more
- What do you think you are doing?
- He insulted my wife
I must kill him
I insulted your wife? You wife insulted me
Don't fight any more...It's not his fault
Last night ghosts teased us all
Did you hear? It's ghosts
You keep saying I insulted your wife
I know, it's you the ghost
No, we were really teased by ghosts last night
It because you ate the poisonous tomatoes
that you lost memory
Look at your mouth if you don't believe
Right, I think I saw ghosts too
Forget it...
Don't shout any more It's a misunderstand
We are all hungry, go and find something to eat
Good, let's look for food
You are able
You think of making up ghosts
No, there really were ghosts last night
- I didn't lie
- You didn't lie?
There are many ghosts... lots of ghosts
Don't touch my rabbit
What? Your rabbit? But I found it first
You found it? You're kidding
This rabbit is mine
You mustn't touch it or I'll push you down
Push me down?
Don't act rashly
There is fish here
Come and help
Come and help or the fish will swim away
Where is there fish?
Here
Look
Terrific, there's coconut juice...
Look at me
Be careful
Be careful
Be careful
Be careful, don't fall down
Why is it so hard?
Why twisting? Just pick it down
What are you throwing them everywhere?
Suck their blood for the King quick
No... he is so horrible
What if he beat us up like yesterday?
- You go
- I won't go
- Who will go?
- I won't go
What shall we do?
Just kill them
If we kill them
Their blood is not fresh
What about knocking them out?
- Buffalo, you want to kill me?
- Sorry
They're fainted, let's go over Let's go over
They're fainted, suck their blood for the King
-I won't, what about you going?
- I won't, you go
- You go
- I won't, I won't go either
- What shall we do? Who's going to suck?
- You
Me? Don't scare me
You won't suck either, what must we do?
Let's decide by Stone, Scissors & Paper
No...Red or White, Red or White is better
OK...
Red or White...
Buffalo...get up
Buffalo...get up
Flesh-eating plants
Buffalo... get up quick
Let's go,
there're flesh-eating plants Get up quick
Help...
Why don't you go?
Why don't you go?
Why don't you go?
Why don't you go?
It's you. You won't suck their blood
What about you? You refused too
Don't argue, this is in vain
Shit, why didn't you suck just then?
- You're blaming me?
- Yeah
You just refused to suck
You caused this
You beat me?
- You can't beat me
- Don't be happy
I must beat you up...
Don't move
Look at your face
I have a way
Did you do what
I had asked you to? Where's the blood?
You go...
King, the blood is here
Take it to me now
Yes
What is this?
I asked you to get me blood
What did you get me?
Shit
You are so daring as to get me false blood
We dare not next time, King
It caused all this as you refused to suck
What shall we do?
I don't know
You are annoying
Go quick
I don't care whatever you do
You must suck up all the blood for me
Put more logs in...
It smells good
Why are you staring at the lobster?
As it stares at me
So I stare back at it
You want to eat it yourself?
- Wife...
- Why? Why is there only half lobster left?
It's better than none
Wife, come on, Let's share it, OK?
OK, but you must find something else to eat
Brother...I've opened two coconuts
Coconuts
- Great, thanks
- What are you doing?
- Not for me?
- Not for you
There are two, so please give me one
There are more than two
- Brother...coconut, take it
- Let me try
- Is it tasty?
- Very sweet
Aren't you bored?
Of course we are...
Very bored here
Now, let's tell a story each of us
- Tell a story?
- Good
Ok, you tell us first
OK, I'll tell you a story first
Why are cocks making sound like ko ko?
Why are ducks making sound like gua gua
Don't know
Of course you don't
but you'll know if I tell you
Long ago, cocks did swim but ducks didn't
One day, a cock was swimming in a river
A duck was watching stupidly on the bank
He wondered why a cock could swim
So he decided to ask the cock
Cock...why can you swim?
The cock answered him like this
Of course I can, I have balls
- So I can swim
- What are balls?
- I'll tell you later
- There are balls
The duck couldn't understand
Why can one swim if he has balls?
I don't believe you can swim with balls
Unless you lend me your balls
I'll believe if I can swim with your balls
Will you lend them to me?
Think for a while, the cock answered
OK, I'll lend you my balls
Take my balls and you can swim
Taking the balls
The duck plunged into the water
and he really could swim
The duck said: I can swim with balls
Then the cock said to the duck You now believe
You can swim with balls
Then give me back my balls
The duck said: you are nut
I can only swim with balls
Why must I give you back?
I am not so stupid
Then he swam off...until very far away
He then said: I can only swim with balls
If I give you back, I'll be nut (gua gua)
The cock was so angry but he could do nothing
Cock could only stand at the back shouting:
Give me back balls (ko ko)
Since then all cocks make sound like ko ko...
- And ducks make sound like gua gua
- Ghost
Ghost? I have a ghost story now
Sit down...
Sit down...
Once... it's frightening
I went camping with classmates
But we were lost and it was so foggy
And the sunning was setting
We found and found
- But couldn't find a way out
- There's a ghost
- Don't shout
- We walked and walked
Suddenly there was a thunder
And then it started raining heavily
We could only
But walked in the rain
We walked...
Suddenly we came across an ancient temple
We then rushed over we pushed the door...
But however hard we tried, we failed
We could only take shelter under the eaves
We waited and waited
but the rain grew even harder
Suddenly the door opened
We were all scared, we looked at each other
Then the door opened all up all at the sudden
We were all scared to a jump
One of my classmate had big gut
He went inside the temple and searched
It was horrible inside
Suddenly many bats flew about
And even flew into us
So we took up sticks to fight with the bats
One of them even bit my colleagues' ear
He cast the bat away with a stick
What a pity, his ear was bleeding
It's so horrible
Before long
All the bats flew away We wanted to leave too
The moment we turned away
There was a black shadow
which jumped towards us
Wife...
Are you scared? Don't be scared
It was a black cat
Then we looked at the side of the black cat
So there were several coffins there
We got so frightened that we retreated
My colleague were brave
And wanted to open up
the coffins with the sticks
I warned not to do such a thing
But they wouldn't listen,
they were taking the clubs
And walking slowing to the coffins
Suddenly the saw the coffins opening up
My colleague got so nervous
That he chopped the club in the coffin
What do you mean?
What? You insulted my wife
But she flew to me, it's not my business
I'll never tell you another ghost story again
What is it?
Who wants to listen to you, shit
Wife, let's not listen to him bullshit
- There is no ghost in this world
- There is
There is? You are then the ghost
Forget it
Why are you so nervous?
She is not your wife
Wash you face
Spirit up
Want to go to toilet
Make myself comfortable
Something wrong
What is it?
Don't be like this...
It's evil...
How happens? What are you doing?
What do you want? Are you nut?
How come?
I've lost control
Why are you doing do? It makes me sick
What's going on? Why?
What do you want?
How come? What shall we do?
It's all because of that guy
- OK, I'll make him bark like dogs
- Good
- Pee like a dog
- Pee
Help
Eat turds
Grasp for turds
- What else?
- Crazy dogs
Little vampires
Odour
I beat you
Say...
My buttocks
It is all over
Go and hide in there
What do you mean?
You wouldn't help seeing us chase
By little vampire
Help you?
We were also chased by little vampires
We also wanted help
Why didn't you help us?
Why are you shouting at this very moment?
- Are you alright?
- What alright?
I kicked the little vampires very far away
You just know boasting,
why don't you go out now?
I will, but you must come with me
Anyone who stays behind is a coward
OK, I'll go out too
Let's go out together, remember to take weapons
Take weapons
Open the door
Don't come near or we'll kill you
Help ...
What shall we do?
Let's go and rescue him, he can't manage
Why must we? The vampires are only biting him
Not us
They will come for us after biting him
He will surely die if we don't rescue him
Help...
- What can we do?
- Let's go out
- Let's go
- We'll go out
I must kill you...
Kill you...
- Left fist, right fist
- Don't fight
You'll kill them if you beat them like this
They are already dead
Left fist, right fist. Be careful
I think you shall take action
Stop fighting...
Why must we stop? They sucked our blood
They are so pitiful
It's not our fault
The King of Ghost force us to do that
If we don't suck blood for him
He'll read spell to break our neck
All we said is true
Tell us where the King is?
We'll go and burn him
I know where he is
I went there once
Dare you go too?
Let's burn him up
We must burn him or we'll all die
OK, we'll go burn him at once, Let's go
We must go too, if you rid the King
We'll no longer be controlled by him
Ok, come with us
But you must break this stuff of us
What is this? Let me have a look
This can only scare you
Okay... lie down
I can break it easily
He is so nervous
You won't die
Finish, no power
No...
No...
- Go there quick
- Don't push me out
No...
I dare not...
It's this diamond
This diamond can kill the King
No, you mustn't
Give me the diamond
Take it
How is it? Are you alright?
How is it?
Don't be afraid
We've pinned the King now, don't panic
- How is he?
- Is he alright?
Is he alright?
How dare you bastards beat my daughter
We didn't
You bastards beat my daughter like that
It's not my business
Help
Dad, they didn't do it
Dad will save you
- So he is the father of the little vampires
- Get up quick
You are all naughty
You'll be killed one day
Come home with me