Ji dou shou xing (1996) - full transcript

Officer, no girls to flirt with tonight

There are two girls
over there wanting to flirt with men

But I tell you

they are very arrogant

What would you like to drink tonight

As always

There is no fun here

Thank you

Nothing interesting at all. It's too boring

Let's go

Okay



Hi, Sindy! Haven't seen you for a long time

I'm Judy. She's Alice

Your trick is outdated

Well, I'll go away

Coward

As you're so timid, you'd better go away

You're so articulate

Are you a saleswoman or insurance agent

I thought you'd learn to be smarter

We're stewardesses

You work for Cathay Pacific

Dragon air or Singapore Airline

Do you know how to skate

People say that men from Greece are very sexy



But I think that hairy men are the sexiest

It's not practical to judge by appearances only

A sexy man should have a pair of clever hands

Well, is it comfortable

Don't you know

Foreigners say

if you want to make love to women

you should draw circles
on their bodies with you fingers

How can you let your friend stand outside alone

Ask him to come in

Your wife calls you. Answer the phone

There is a murder in Bonham Road

What

Where are you now

We are all waiting for you

Okay...I'm coming back

if you can't do it, don't force yourself

Let's do it some other day

Call the black car

Sir, over there

Sir

Sir, the corpse is over there
in the swimming pool

it seems to be an accident

We have dragged him out

Sir, everything is done

Maybe he tumbled over

breaking his neck and died

He's been drowned in the pool for days

His corpse has become bloated

His weight has increased from 100 lbs something

to more than 300 lbs now

A chance to learn

Sorry, Sir

Just tell the reporters information
according to this version

Don't mention the other few murder cases

Yes, Sir

I'm Panny. I'm not home

Please leave your message

Penny, it's May

is it May

Yes, Penny

I know that the company has got a

Wait a minute.
Have you switched on the interfering device

Yes, Penny

The headquarters have sent us

a confidential document concerning you

You always peep at
your boss' confidential documents

There're many informers in the company

You're so careless

If someone catches you and calls the police

you'll have to go to jail

I'll be careful

Nobody will know it

Turn on the fax machine

I'll fax it to you

Have you asked for leave yet

I'll be on leave next month

I've booked
two 1st class plane tickets to Europe for you

Go to choose the seats when you have time

Thank you

Bye

Bye

You're too thin. You should eat more

Be good

You've come

Right

I'm sorry that I'm late

it's all right.
He's been drowned for so many days anyway

Look, he's just like bean curd now

Help wash him if you have time

Doctor

Have you had your breakfast yet

Help yourself

No, thanks. ll've eaten

Alright. No need to spray anymore

The body is all black,
like having been poisoned

Just like those two bodies found before

Doctor, could it be food poisoning

It could be

But food poisoning
wouldn't cause his neck to break

Moreover, we've found a condom on the scene

Right, his neck
must have been broken by someone else

Get me that disk

Bring it here

Come over here

Look

I found that the victim had

sex with another person before he died

But a woman shouldn't have the strength

to break his neck

Wait

The victim's central nervous system

had been damaged before he died

Could it be done by a man

There are two possibilities

Either he had been poisoned
or he had got an electric shock

Take these things away for examination

There will be results very soon

Is she his relative

He's so grief-stricken

Hold it

Ladies and gentlemen

the president has something to announce now

Ladies and gentlemen

The headquarters have decided who is to be

the Sales Manager in Hong Kong

Starting from today

Miss Panny Ng will take up the post

Thank you

Hope everybody will keep it up

Martin, you should learn from her

Yes, President

Congratulations

Let's celebrate it

with Penny tonight

No, thanks

You've said that
I'm stupid and lack of authority

right

Go and pack your things.
You have to move to another room

Okay

That means we don't have to go tonight

Penny, congratulations

Thanks. You've been working so hard

Take care of your health

Don't worry. I'll try my best

Wendy, you're so capable
and have such a good figure

You can achieve whatever she can

Are you willing to
let that old woman be your superior

What do you mean

What are you trying to say

If you enter the board of directors

you needn't play golf with your boss

Let me tell you

Penny's major clients

like new faces

Don't forget me

if you get rich in the future

Sir

How's the progress

I have investigated

the case carefully

The victim is a rich man

He has a listed company

three dogs, two servants and four cars

I don't need such information

Has he any enemies

Have you checked

his wife or concubine

Sir

I have talked to his wife

His wife said he has autism

and has very few friends

Has he bought any insurance

Yes, he has also increased the premium

Is the beneficiary his wife

No, nor is his concubine

Sir, I found out that

he has a mistress in Taiwan

Look at the name
of the beneficiary on the insurance policy

BVC

It's obvious

We should investigate

this BVC Insurance Company

Now, go and check the background

of the beneficiary at once

Now. At once

I don't care

I want to get the information

before those weeklies do

Otherwise

we'll be demoted to patrol the streets

Do you understand

Yes, Sir

Go home and take a rest

Thank you, Sir

Got it, got it

I can't get it

What

I have dressed so smartly

If doesn't suit this environment

it's no my fault

What'

What's happened

I didn't want to do so

He won't pay any money

But you don't have to choose
a coffin maker's shop

He won't give me enough time

How am I going to find a nice place

to match your smart clothes

Chasing girls is your long salt

Show us

The target has appeared

Sir, the target has appeared

No sound

Ma'am, can I help you

Mr. Ho

Have you read

the insurance policy which I faxed you

Any problem

I've read it

But you haven't written down
the method of compensation

Mr. Ho, you're so healthy

You can regard it as a way of saving money

You're right

But the method of compensation
should be stated clearly

I'm sorry

Hello, King Fook

Come on, get it done quickly

Both of them have got in

You haven't told me
the method of compensation yet

It's very complicated

Shall we find a comfortable place

to discuss it

In the mood to sign it now

Hey! You're not going, are you

What is that

Nothing. I have to go to the toilet

In order to get the information

I have to throw myself into the work

So I have lost contact with you temporarily

What shall we do, Sir

What shall we do, Go and help him

Are you crazy

Mimi

No wonder so many people buy Insurance

Sir

I have talked to that Insurance agent

She was so scared of me

that she spilled out everything

Also

I have found out that the dead clients

have connection with the head of their team

Their head is called Penny Ng

What shall we do

Ask her to come and talk to us

Can I help you, sirs

We're looking for Ms Penny Ng

This way please

What's the matter

Police

Go in first

Sir, this way

Go in first

Yes, Sir

Aren't you a stewardess

I was only joking

Your name is Hui. A Senior Inspector

Are you Penny Ng

Penny Ng

She's behind you

Well, want to have a drink again

Let's talk about it later

I come here for a murder case

It's routine business

You hold a very senior position here

Miss Ng, we ask you to come

because we want you to help us

investigate several murder cases

You feel so at ease

You must be
a regular visitor to the police station

Why is this scene so familiar

Which film did you copy it from

All those victims

are your clients

What do you think

You suspect that I have killed my clients

If this is the case

will I sit here and wait for you to catch me

You're too slow

The newspapers have already said
that there were 3 people killed

You only come to find me now

Right

A cop ought to have imagination

Let me ask you something

If someone get snapshot 3 times in a day

and deducted 15 marks

do you think that

he's being fooled by the police

I'm sorry. I didn't do it on purpose

Some of your clients
received the insurance very soon

That proves that our company is trustworthy

What's wrong with it

All the victims had increased

their premiums just before they died

They had also changed
the names of their beneficiaries

How do you explain it

Right. How smart

You found it out

Will you check if any other client of mine

has increased his premium

Then you can catch me

as soon as he dies

We know what to do

You shouldn't be telling me what to do

Instead I'll tell you what to do

Otherwise

you're going to question me
every time a client dies

I don't have so much time to play with you

Our superior
has already said that he knows what to do

Your superior can't make up his mind

I tell you

I'm a tax-payer too

I want you to protect
my clients round the clock

The judicial doctor said that

the victim died last week

Do you remember

going to any places with anybody last week

I went to the Parrot Bar

with a man to drink

Have you got any witness

Yes, that man

Who is he. How can we find him

You know

it was just a one-night stand

I don't know who he is

I'll only remember his name
if he's really interesting

Where is you phone book

it's not with me now

You don't believe it

Search her

Sir, let me do it

Okay

I think you'd also like
to search my place, right

But you'd better collect sufficient evidence
before coming to my place

Don't you know why I'm sitting here so at ease

There are two possibilities

Either I'm innocent

or I sleep with cops frequently

What do you think

Have you seen those two girls

Isn't it just a one-night stand

You want to meet them again

She called me

That girl over there
has been here for a long time

She's quite beautiful

Beer

Talk to you later

How lucky to meet you here

Sorry

I asked you
to go to the police station last time

You must be unhappy

It's your duty to do so

Have you cracked the case yet,
Mr. Sherlock Holmes

No

Last time in the bar

It was just a one-night stand

Find another girl if you want to be Don Juan

Don't get me wrong

You're not here to check on me, catch me

or chase me

Stop following me

Jobbery

Miss Pang

Yes

Our boss is waiting for you upstairs

Thanks

You're welcome

Come in

Talk to you later. Bye

Mr. Wong. This is my card.

My name is Wendy

Please sit down

Thank you

Penny didn't tell me
that you have taken over the work

What's the matter. I'm very busy

Mr. Wong, our company is introducing a new plan

It's very goo

It can safeguard the rights of the clients

and save money

Alright, leave the form here

You can go now

I'll contact Penny Ng

Mr. Wong, you should try something new to see

if it's any good

What

My name is Wendy

but you can call me honey

Can't you see that I'm busy now

If you have time, wait for me outside

Okay

Be quick. I'll wait for you

Let's go shopping

Okay

Miss Pany, we're closing

Where's Mr. Wong

He's upstairs. You can go up to find him

Alright, thanks

You agreed to meet me. You must come

Sure

Let's go

Come in

Mr. Wong, how clever you are

It's so quiet now

We can talk about the plan

If you make me happy

I'll buy as much as you want me to

Did Penny tell you this

No, Penny didn't tell me anything

You'll find it out

I'm going to the toilet now

You have to change your clothes too

Change my clothes

What are you waiting for

Tonight we'll play the dog

I can't do it anymore. I'm exhausted

Harder. Harder

Harder. Harder

Harder. Good

Harder, more fiercely

Good

Good exciting

I can't. I'm exhausted

Hit harder

you just have to hit me

I can't

I'm exhausted

If you don't work hard, how can you earn money

Silly girl. Harder

Hit harder. Hit

It's back-breaking

It's you hitting me, not me hitting you

Is it so difficult to hit others.
What's wrong with you

Crazy

I won't do it

Hit me

You really can't do it

Let's change positions

No, no

You can't say no

Please

Let me go

Shout. Shout louder

Let me go. I beg you

Let you go

Every lash is so powerful

Shout louder so that there will be an orgasm

Come on, get it done quickly

Come on. Whip you to death

Whip you to death, bitch

Let me go, please let me go

Shout. Shout

No.

Everyone says so

But you must do it anyway

No

Let me go. I beg you

Let me give you big breasts.
I'll whip you to death

Let me go

Whip your breasts

Go to hell

Let me go. Please

Shout. Shout

You've messed up the place. Shit

Wendy, you're smart

I've told you that you can make it

As Penny says

you have to pay a price to be successful

You'll get used to it

Maybe you'll get to like it too

Right, Penny

Wong's Enterprise's boss

must be out of his mind

He insists on changing the name
of the beneficiary to Wendy's

Although it will not affect the company

it will affect you

Penny, you are so generous

you won't mind

Right

Wendy, you're a smart girl

Mr. Wong is difficult to please

Well done

You always tell me to try harder

I hearted it from you

You're a good helper. So considerate

Humph

Boss

I've already called and urged her many times

So what

It's not done yet

What's wrong with you

I'm sorry, boss

Quick

Okay

Call her

Okay, I'm worthless

Boss, please sign it

Thanks

Come up

I've already increased the premium

Why keep bothering me. Begging

Mr. Wong, why didn't you tell me
that you've increased the premium

Can that girl really stand such hard work

The money is mine

I'm just asking for pleasure

I've looked after you for so long

That's enough

Ma'am, you're not young anymore

You should let the young
do this thing of heavy work

You're wrong, Mr. Wong

I don't mind hard work

But I don't want to lose
a valued client like you

Okay, let me see

I've changed the name
of the beneficiary of the more expensive policy

I'll let leave you the less expensive one
for the sake of benevolence

I have a meeting to attend now

Don't come here if not necessary

Call my secretary if you have any problem

Be careful

Catch it

Use sulfur

Snakes are afraid of sulfur

What a smell

Go home if you can't stand the smell of sulfur

Lift it up

She's come round

Thank you. I'm alright

Let me take you home

I don't want to go home

Let's have a drink

Sit down

Okay

What would you like

What would you like to drink

Anything will do

Two brandy

I have to go to the toilet

Let's have a drink

Okay

Penny, why are you looking so bored

It's better for you to dance with us
than drink alone

Don't bother her.
She won't even cast a glance at us

Get back

Go

I'm sorry

Sorry, ma'am. Are you alright

Watch it

What's wrong with you. Are you drunk

What's the matter with you. Stop pretending

She only knocked you accidentally.
No need to be so angry

So exaggerated. Don't pretend anymore

You're going too far

Stop pretending. Who do you think you are

Be careful

Put the things down. Come on

Leave me alone

Penny

Hello, is Dr. Cheung there

May I ask who it is

Snake's Serum Project, code 09

The password, please

A3501

Just a moment

Miss Ng,

Dr. Cheung, I've had four injections

I've told you to stop

You can't go on like this

Tell me

have you done vigorous exercises again

My whole body trembled

When I smelled the odour of sulfur just then

I felt like a snake

Come and have an examination
as soon as possible

before it's too late

Dr. Cheung, what's wrong

Dr. Cheung, is my condition serious

Dr. Cheung

What's the matter

Dr. Cheung, I'll call you again later

I have kidney problem

I'm suffering from renal failure

Why didn't you tell me early

Sam, I don't want to let other people know that

I've got this disease

Okay, I won't tell other people

Take a rest

Sleep well

Would you like some fresh ox-viscera

Help yourself

Sir

Thank you

Free Gift. What's it

Wow

There's something

Good stuff indeed

I'm right

It's really a hole

Of course it's a hole

Wow. Filled with water

Of Course. He has been drowned for 3 days

Just press it with a finger
and the water will ooze out

It will ooze out

Who will press it

Look

I'll sure you for affecting my appetite

and sexual desire for the rest of my life

Don't stop eating

The victim had had sex
with another person before he died

There is snake's DNA inside every victim's body

All of the victims

had bought insurance from BVC Insurance Co.

Go and check the blood of every employee

in that company

Yes, Sir

Blood

Yes, Sir

Including male staff's

Yes, Sir

Fax it for me at once

Hi, Wendy

May. I'll be on leave next week

Don't forget next week's

appointment with Mr. Chan

If we can settle the matter with Mr. Chan

all of his staff's

Insurance policies will be ours

But if we fail

We'll have to pack up

Be careful not to mess things up

Don't worry, Penny

Good. Get it done properly for me

May, ask the Manager to sign this contract

We have to give it to the client tomorrow

Okay

Thank you

You'll disturb our staff's work

if you come here to give them blood tests

Alright

I'll take them away to have blood tests then

You must respect human rights

Human rights

If I spread the whole story around

nobody will buy insurance
from your company anymore

No, no

Will you cooperate or not

I'll cooperate

Bastard

Yes. What? Blood test

Penny, cooperate with them

Blood test is no big deal

What's wrong with them

Are they crazy

Penny, why are you in such a temper

They're just investigating a case

Is it necessary to carry out blood tests

If other people know this,
we'll lose our goodwill

They're crazy

They think cops can do whatever they want

Wendy, to be honest,
we always mess around with men

Although we don't have any disease

we don't know if those men have

If unfortunately the results show that

we've caught any diseases

how are we going to stay

in this business

it's good to see you here

Most of the agents have taken blood tests

But several women won't take the blood test

including one called Penny

Why won't they take the blood test

I don't know. Maybe there's
something to do with the Bill of Rights

Perhaps they have venereal diseases or Aids

Just kidding.

They won't take the blood test anyway

You should deal with your woman yourself

A call for you

Hello

Hello, Sam. It's Penny

Do you want to go out tonight

Are you free

I've been very busy lately

But since you invite me

I'll meet you tonight. Bye

Okay, bye

I'll deal with Penny and the rest of you

will deal with the other women

To chase girls under order.
Everybody rushes to do it

All at public expense tonight

Come on, drink some more

No, I can't

Ma'am, one more bottle of wine

There are so many people here

Let's go to the cinema

Let's go

Do you like it

It's for you

For me really

Yes, Put it on

Is it beautiful

Very beautiful

Of course. Because it's on your hand

Have you bought the tickets

Yes

I saw your friend in the disco just then

The film will begin soon Let's get in

One popcorn and two cans of soft drink, please

Yes

How much is it

Thirty dollars

Thank you

Let's go

Here

Sam

Alright

Yes. It's alright

Wipe it with a tissue

How's it

Wet thought

No

Take this one

Okay

What are you waiting for. Come in

I'm coming

Why so anxious

Last time you failed to keep your promise

but this time you're so lascivious

I'm having menstruation. Do you mind

No, I've never tried it before anyway

Aright, but you can't use your hands

What are you doing

- Put your things down first
- No

Are you alright

Do you really love me

Of course.
Otherwise, I will not give you the ring

You like to use your mouth

That's the end

I've told you that this film is no good

Let's go and have a midnight snack

Okay

Are you hungry

Eat something

Quick

Come on

Wai

All of the staff in your company

have already taken blood tests

except you and Wendy

I know you are not the murderer

It's just the usual practice

Eat your salad

You want blood

I'll give it to you now

No. I was only joking

Take it

I'm sorry

Take it

No. No

I'm sorry

Hello

Sir, there is a murder in Peking Road

We've caught the murderer

I'll come at once

Sir

He's over there

I didn't kill him

Sir, same as the last case

I didn't do it

I didn't do it

We've been trying so hard
to look for the murderer

Wee got you at last

Sam

I didn't do it

I didn't kill anybody

There's another downstairs

Sam, I didn't kill anybody

Sam

Go away

Bill. Bill

Sir, he's dead

Dozens of people saw that you

were him in the disco before the died

You can't deny it

Officer, I was so drunk
that I was unconscious at that time

if you were unconscious

how come you could go to your room

There is obvious evidence

No need to question anymore

What have you two go to explain

How can we make you believe us

I wanted to snatch Penny's clients

so I slept with them

and made them
sign the insurance policies for me

Now ll've even told you that I'm a whore

What else do you want from me

All the clients
you snatched from her are major clients

Then you changed the names
of the beneficiaries

and killed the clients

After that,
you went abroad to collect the insurance

Right

No, I didn't kill them

I didn't kill anybody

They're not my clients

They're Penny's clients

But you snatched from her every client

who had sleep with you

I'll take you to have a blood test

Then you can't make any excess

I know who did it

They are not my clients

They're Penny's

He killed them. He did it

Sam, believe me

Penny shouldn't let me snatch

her clients so easily

Sam, check on Panny

Keep calm. Sit down

Believe me

Right, it Panny be Penny

- Believe me.
- Ibelieve you. Sit down first

It has nothing to do with me

I know that you have an affair with her

What affair

so you shield her

Nobody will believe you

I know you have an affair with her

Sit down first

Let me go. I didn't kill anybody

Don't come over

Be careful

I know you must be collaborating

to set me up

Put the gun down

Put the gun down

Even if you kill all of us

you can't escape

Nobody can help you

Only you can save yourself

Put the gun down and confess your crime

Right. Put the gun down

Keep calm

Don't come over

I didn't kill anybody

Don't

"Wendy is not yet to the disco"

"Could you call me please"

Don't shut. I'm a cop

How do I know if you're a real cop

You need not be so fierce

What are you doing here

I come to tidy up the place

You come to tidy up the place

Why leave so soon

We are alone in the room

I don't even know if you are a cop or not

Do you know
where the owner of the house has gone

She said she is going on holiday

I come to cover the furniture for her

I'm going

Go

Won

I've told you I'll make it

You made it very well indeed

You've said that

you don't play Taiwan Mahjong

Right

I lose every time I play Taiwan Mahjong

Taiwan Mahjong is very difficult to play

What would you like to drink

As Always

I'll order that drink as always

Everyone is a thief

Robbery

I'll let you win next time

Hey, you don't want it

What would you like

If she commits the crime

while I've fallen asleep in the cinema

then

Let's go

Are you telling me that

you want to play doubles

I still can do it

David

Where are you going

No more kidding

David

Are you alright

No wonder so many men buy insurance from her

it's worthwhile to buy even more insurance

Who are you

The tenant has checked out

If you don't leave, I'll call the police

Her plan is perfect

Officer Hui

none of the samples you gave me contain toxin

Examine the blood for me

Officer Hui, whose blood is it

Ms. Ng

The Snake's Serum Beauty Research Project Unit

has declared failure

It has been disbanded

Failure

What shall I do

I've already

I know

But you must understand
that this medicine has horrible side effects

All the participants in this project

have become addicted to the serum

The more serum you inject

the more you are addicted to it

Look at me.
I'll sue you for what you've done to me

You'll sue me. Keep calm

I've watched the news of Hong Kong on TV

You'll sue me

What advantages can you gain from it

Don't worry

Stay here and I'll try my best to cure you

Take away the cloths and search the place

Yes Sir

Sir

There are many snakes here

Be careful

Be careful

Be careful of the snakes

Sir, there is a metal box

Be careful

I know

Quick

Take the box out

It's no easy job

What shall we do

I'll go down to get it

Okay, be careful

Thank

Be careful

It may explode

Credentials

Why so many credentials

She used those Taiwanese's ID Cards

to open accounts in underground bank

Then she made some changes
to the insurance policies

No wonder those idiots died

without knowing who the beneficiaries are

They must have been murdered for their money

Bill is cleared of the false charge now

Hoary Head, come in

Yes Sir

The Interpol can't make contact

with the beneficiaries in Taiwan

They're either dead or have disappeared

They couldn't have
opened accounts in those banks

Take this wanted circular to the Interpol

Yes Sir

Officer Hui

There is an urgent document for you from Taiwan

Thank you

You go first

Yes Sir

Sam

I know

it's no use talking to you about anything now

I have been going too far

I always do things against the will of Heaven

until you appear

I begin to relapse that

people do have feeling for one another

But when I want to turn back

I find that I've been sinking too deep
into the quagmire of error

When you receive this letter

we won't be able to see each other anymore

Officer Hui

Yes

How do you do

I am Dr. Lui Chi kuan

I have taken over this sanatorium

Come along with me

Thank you

Six months ago

some frauds claimed that

snakes's serum had rejuvenating effects

Someone bought from the former USSR

scientists come untested products

and put them on the market for use

Many people were cheated

Please

Many people had injected

this kind of toxic serum

The toxin remained in their bodies

But since we couldn't get

any information about the victims

we couldn't give them treatment

We hope to get assistance

from governments over the world

so as to stop this disease from spreading

This is the woman you are looking for

Officer Hui

if you need any help

you can find me in my office

Sam

Maybe it's God's will

If you take more that

What God gives you

you have to pay back twice as much

Even if we meet each other again

I won't be able to remember who you are

She is suffering from
serious Parkinson's disease

There's also a certain kind
of toxin inside her body

damaging her central nervous system

Her legs have already lost sensation

This woman has been there for a long time

Act according to circumstances

Give me a beer

The worst is that when the victims

have sex with the opposite sex

they will infect them directly

Just like Aids

What are you doing

What happened