Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again (1982) - full transcript

Now gently, gently, ever so gently

we probe the bones of fleshy tissue

searching for the object
pressing the patients nerve

He's been at it for over two hours
what a great doctor

And so cute

Aha! And there it is

Doctor Jekyll, you"re so bitching

Control yourself nurse

Sor-ry!

And now we must quickly
remove the object

Restoring the patients motor functions



Impressive!

Very imressive Dr. Carrew

I'm glad you approve,sir!

Dr. Jekyll is the finest surgeon we ever had at our
lady of pain and suffering

It's only fitting that he perform the worlds
first total transplant

on you, the worlds richest man,Hubert Howes

Have I told you how proud we are to be performing
the operation here at our lady?

Several times

You're a... kiss ass aren't you?

Yes sir!

I like that

Now by stimulating different
isolated areas of the cortex

we can demonstrate that all normal
function have been restored

arm movement



even finger movement

Now we must close the scalp

Needle and thread

Thimble

He has the steadiest hands
I ever seen

Now, are there any question?

Does a good physician validate parking?

That's a matter of individual conscience

Sir, what new surgical breakthroughs
are you planning?

Actually none....I am giving up surgery

I'm sorry class this is the last
operation I will ever perform

Barbera Plow, I'm a resident specializing
in nuclear medicine

and I can really get behind everything
you're saying and everything...

But, it really just blows my mind you know
to think you'll never be operating again

because you're so mellow and everything
you know

and like,it really like freaks me out
to the max

to think that you're quitting on me

and like couldn't you do one more
operation for us...please

Please, please, please

no... no, no, no, no

From now on,I intend to devote every
waking moment to research

Research,that I hope will one day unlock
mans brain and release

survival instincts

enabling him to make himself well

Research that will one day eliminate the
costly,painful,almost inhumane procedure

we now call... surgery

Owww!

Dr. Jekyll, what do you intend to
replace suergery with?

Drugs

Carrew!

Don't worry sir, he'll be leaning
over you on friday with a knife

Rest assured

If this operation, doesn't come on...

I'll buy this whole block...

I'll blow up this building....

with you tied in your office...

and I'll dig the corpse out of the rubble
and throw it in an open pit

in front of your whole family

Jekyll

Jekyll

Jekyll

What the hell was that nonsense you
were spouting in there

I wasn't spouting nonsense...
I was spouting the truth

Truth? Truth won't buy a used turd
my boy

I don't feel like getting into a physological
discussion,I got work to do.

let me go

No

I'm asking you man to man

let go of my smock

sure I'll let you go so you can perform
the most important operation of your life

on Hubert howes

Hubert Howes?

Ahhh Haaa Haaa!

I thought that would interest you

He has chosen our lady and you to perform
the worlds first total transplant

total transplant?

that's right heart,liver,lungs,reproductive organs
and anything else we can dig up

soon as we gather them up
we're gonna stick'em in him

and you're doing the job

I'm sorry,there was a time when the
challenge would have appealed to me

but right now my research....

Screw your research!

you signed on here as a surgean and
by god that's what you're gonna be

later

look at all that machinery

those gizmos cost money

big money

we got to keep those machines working
to pay for them

they help people
back from the brink of death

and the only way to put'em on
the birnk of death is surgery

you have a strange attitude for a hero

you have a strange attitude for
a man engaged to my daughter!

I own this place,I gotta keep an oven
to pay the rent

I make money,my daughter benefits
you benefit.... it's simple

ugly perhaps,but simple

I'm late

you're doing that operation!

No I'm not!

You can tell Hubert Howes to
stick it up his ass

He doesn't have an ass!
that's another thing we're transplanting!

I'm late for my rounds in the
charity ward

Jekyll,I swear I'll stop the marriage

I don't believe you would use your daughter

as a pawn in this sleazy affair

you don't?

maybe he would

how are you feeling today?

terrible doctor

since last night my back has
been a miserable pain

I smell death!

lets have a look,shall we?

you'll feel a brief pain

feel better?

oh yes!

it's a miracle!

the pain is gone...

...and so is the smell of death!

you get some rest now

how are we today?

Owww!

Hi, Daniel

Hello sick people!

Good afternoon Ms. Carrew

Good afternoon,Carla

Mary,what are you doing here?

well....

I was suppose to have lunch today

with a certain young, successful,handsome
brilliant surgean,but I guess he forgot

You're seeing another man?

I'm talking about you silly!

Oh,I'm sorry about lunch dear...

...it's just that I have alot on my mind

My research,the charity work

the daughter I adopted from
the developing nation...

read that,i have to answer the letter she wrote

dear American fraud

the day will come when you and the
other running dogs of imperialism

will be disembowed by the subjegated masses

on your bones will be left to rot
beneath the rising sun of revolution...

P.S. thank you for the comb!

How sweet!

Her vocabulary is really improving

She's a lovely girl...

I saw teeth setted bond with I think I'm going to sent her

What did you say?

Fucking blue cross!

Look at this poor, suffering soul

If only I could make his
survival instincts stronger

That's the key!

Daniel, at least walk me back to my
car before you go back to work?

Of course

Daniel,you've got to stop working so hard!

Guess I'm not much of a fiancé to you, my dear

it's you i'm worried about

I'm sorry dear...I'll try to
be more fun

it's just hard right now

My experiments aren't going great...

your father's on my back about operating
on some senile old billionaire

My hairs thinning out in the back

Daddy told me you're giving up surgery

Yes

I know what you're thinking Daniel...

You're thinking that if you won't make
a lot of money,I won't still long to marry you

I wasn't thinking that

I was

Uh,Mary!

Sometimes I question your values

Oh,don't

anyway we're gonna be fine darling,because...

I took the notes from your experiments

and I submitted them to the
Putzpuller prize committee

Really?!

Mary!

I just know you're gonna win
the prize...500,000 dollars

500,000 dollars

Mary, listen

sleepy, sleepy, Take you.

I'm somebody swipe one of the greatest surgery

you know my research is a private thing

you violated my sacred trust for a few dollars

honey,we've gotta eat

Hi kids,all for a Newter?

What's a Newter?

Never mind, Daniel

Hi Newt you devil

That's me!

Now Daniel,don't work to hard
you need to rest

I'll rest on our honeymoon

Not if I can help it

Bye gorgeous

Bye,bye!

What a beauty, huh?

Yeah,but it's a gas guzzler

I'm talking about Mary

Thank god they're not all like her
I'd be out of plastic surgery business

Oh,by the way

What do you think of my nose?

I took a little off the top this
morning, just a trim

I ah, did it myself

you didn't notice did you?

Hey Jek...

Hey Jekyll

Wait up!

You're looking awful tired
these days old buddy

come to my office I'll do a
quick eye job on you.

people are starting to talk about you, Jack

Would a proctologist please report
to the emergency room

There is an asshole waiting

I know my theory is correct

Man over the centuries...

Man over the centuries has tried to control the animal side of his nature with his intellect

And it is precisely this repression which is at
the root of human suffering and illness

If only the animal in man can be released...

and studied....

If man's inherent primal instincts
for survival could be tapped

for the good of the organism
as a whole. Then...

So far dear diary my results
have been discouraging

After administering formula one
three six to test animal...

no perceivable results are
evident

Little guy remains listless and depressed

Modified formula 137 administered the second lab animal must also be deemed a failure

I shall have to begin again

Just a minute

Yes?

I'm sorry to bother you Doctor

That's all right

Now who is it?

Doctor, there's a young lady in
emergency...

I can't find Dr. Lucas...

Alright

Alright, what's the problem?

She seems to have a foriegn object
lodged in her....

v-a-g-i-n-a

Uh, lets go

C'mon, lets get this shit over with

Where's the foriegn object?

All right. This is going to be difficult...

We'll need a speculum, syringe...

ten cc's of librium and a
bucket of ice-cold water

Goddamn,son of a bitch!

Sayonara

Now...

What are you looking at?

Nothing...absolutely nothing

Oh,shit

What? What?

On top of everything else, I've got a
hole in my only really classy pair of pantyhose

Oh god!

I'm sorry about your pantyhose...

Umm..., here!

...I've got some money

Ten dollars is all I've got...
...Take it

Oh sure,you give me ten bucks
and I'm supposed to give you head, right?

Head? What's head?

Oh! No !No head!

My head is fine...I don't need head

Really?

No sex?

No... sex...

Sex is the furthest thing from my
mind right now

So... if you'll excuse me
I've gotta get back to my cock

My lab... I gotta get back to my lab

Wait!

What's your name, nice doctor?

Jack-kyll

Chockter Jangle

Chocktor Janieil Deckyll

Doctor... Daniel... Jekyll

Oh, I'm Ivy

You're kinda sweet

Ummm,I work at a club in Chinatown

Madam Woo Woo's

Why don't you visit me sometime?

Save the whales!

Dr. Shaw to paediatry.

Dr. Jekyll?

Dr. Jekyll!

This mans hands were severed in an accident

You're so lucky, you're getting one
of our finest surgeons

How do you do?

Ohhh...I see

Thanks....

...I'll get my wife to sew it on

Midnight?

I must work

Experimental formula 142...

...No good

Experimental formula 143,botched completely

I'm too tired to continue tonight

Possibility of error due to exhaustion
so uh....

Tommorrow...

I'll start again.... tommorrow

Oh oh

Babe!

Lets...get...down!

Take it!...Take it buddy!

Oh,thank you you very much

Bite it,dickhead!

Hey, how am I suppose to get out?

Right this way asshole

Hi! Hi! Hi!

Hiiiii...

Oh no, I just love bald men.
They stay grateful.

Is this seat taken?

Yeah

Excuse me, I said, is this seat...

... taken?

Extreme

No

Oh... nice burn

Hi!

I said hi!

Give me some chicken sushi

Chicken sushi?

Ay, bakayaro!

Ay, bakayaro! Bakayaro!

Ana now for your listening endurement...

Madam Woo Woo is ashamed to present
Ivy and the Shitty rainbows

Like my shoulders...

Like my legs...

Like my hair...

I'm not ashamed the back...

Like my breast some.

Make no shame...

Like my ass up...

And not be doing plane...

Baby, baby help me please, I can feel the fever shake in my knees...

I can feel the swaging on a power line, I can fell the job to bed blow my mind...

Like my shoulders...

Like my breasts...

Like my ass up...

And gather the rest...

And gather the rests...

Oy vey

You guys are all alike

Just because I work in a bar
you think i'm an easy lay

It pisses me off...it really does

Come on, you hoser

You probably think the only
thing I think about is bed

Ok, how do you want it? Front to front,
back to back, side to side....

Sitting, kneeling, squating, laying, licking...

I want it all ways!

You're the Doctor

What, what do you mean
I'm the doctor?

You get whatever you want

Oh, of course

Sorry I've been under terrible,
terrible stress at work

Oh, what do you do?

I'm a Chrysler dealer

Oh ...that nice

You get out from under there little teddy

Ivy has work to do,say good night
....say good night

Your beauty is classy...
...I know class

You, cute too...
What's your name?

Oh come on, you don't have
anything to hide from me

Hide, huh

Nothing to hide

What's so funny?!

Nothing

That's my name...

Hyde..., Mr. Hyde

Don't you have a first name?

No! ...my parents lacked imagination

I'm Ivy Venus

Pleased to meet ya!

You shake hands weird

've you been ever in charity?

Ohhh... no more wire hangers ...ever

I'm ruined!

How far into the muck of my
beast have I distanted

That far?

Mary

Mary

I'll never do it again,Mary!

No peasents

Yes ma'am

Out!...out!

You can't go in there!

Now posting for your pleasure
our final entrent...

....Ms. Mary Carrew

Ms. Carrew is atop a beautiful
plain gelding called...

A gift from daddy

On course please

Mary!

Daniel

Mary I have to talk to you

What is it dear?

Mary I've been such a fool!

Can you forgive me for
the way I neglected you?

I forgive you darling

I've been such a fool!

I've never...

Mary!

I love you so much it hurts!

I love you too!

Mary, Mary

Mary, precious,I can't live without you

Lets get married tommorrow!

Oh,of course darling

You made me so happy

I'm on top of the world

You win first place...
congratulations!

You were wonderful darling

Oh...good morning

Who is that?

Jekyll

Why doesn't he attend to his pants?

You will love Mr. Howes. He's sweet man.

This won't hurt ,huh?

Not that I give a shit

A trifle...a trifle

Is Mr. Howes still alive?

I'll check

Mr. Howes?

- I've got a date with Dr. Gold ...
- I'd like date Dr. Jekyll, but he's a workaholic!

Mr. Howes...I brought one
of your organ donors

Which one?

Him, sir

Which organ, you fool

Oh, this donor has signed on
to donate one of his testicals

Which one?

Him, sir

Which testical, idiot!

The left one, sir

Correct?

Yeah

I'm right handed

Mr. Howes, may I say it's an honor
to be able to do this for you

Hell, I admire you more than
any living...

...or almost living man

All from you is testicals

Carrew!

The box!

Yes sir, yes sir

Mr. Howes wonders why if you admire
him so much....

.... you're only donating one testical

Damn man, I'd give my left nut for
capitalism, but not both of'em

Mr. Howes will pay you an additional
fifty thousand dollars for the paradise

No way!

He ups his bid to one hundred thousand
for the dangling beauties

Huh-uh

Balls! I need balls!

One million dollars!

Excuse me.

Would you consider these sir?
they're barely used

Peanuts!

May I suggest...

I'll take the million

You'll like these

Were do I go doc?

C'mon...I'll take you to the
organ donor center

Carrew!

Get back here

I...yes

My TV cameras haven't picked up
Dr. Jekyll anywhere today

He's, ahh, resting for the big operation,sir

Ready for operation?

Oh, yes

Good...

Good

Otherwise...

Hospital blown up...

... me in it...

...body in a pit...

I know

I know

That's it. Im gettig rid of this stuff.

Uhh... control

That was easy

No problem

How stupid of me

What if this had been
flushed out to sea?

How careless of me, not to think about of the fishes
and the dolphins and the whales and the pelicans

and... there could be damage by this
terrible...

Terrible

I'll just weigh it first to see how
much I'm actually throwing out

That's important!

Important scientific data

Official weight...

A lot!

Uh... I'm acting like a two
year old baby!

Why throw it away?

I worked hard to come up
with this stuff

I should save it

For future experiments

For future experiments...
that's it, not all of it

Just a little tiny bit
say... all of it

Not that I would ever take any of it myself

No... I'll get rid of it!

Who needs it

Not me!

I've got self control

I wonder...

... Whose picture's on a one dollar bill?

Oh sure! ...George Washington!

Hi George!

Bye George!

It's madness...

I have a wonderful women
who loves me...

rewarding career, respect of my peers

Oh, what the hell...one line
won't hurt

Ooooh, I shouldn't have done it!

C'mon...

Easy, easy...

You'll be fine

You were very brave donating
both of your testicals

Watch it buddy!

Hey buddy, what are you doing

Hey, get the hell out of there
you maniac

Wanna go for a ride?

Cut'em

Hi!

Alright...

Pieces of deuces are wild

Yoooohoooo!

Where is Ivy?

Oh,...hi!

Pearl Harbor buddy!

Where is Ivy?

Out

Where?

Why should we tell you?

She's at the supermarket!

Yeah...smooth

Hey...hey, what are you doing?

Hey...hey let me go!

IVY!

Ivy...

Mom?

Stop playing with other dogs

My love!

You shop here?

I'm shopping for you!

We'll make the grapes into
wine my pumpkin princess

Not here, what do you think
this is...a Kmart?

Lets go back to your
palace my queen

Together we'll find the
fruits of passion

You pay for the groceries

Yes! Yes!

I love your hair....
....who does it?

Ten items or less?

One, two, ...

Eleven? ...shit!

Big deal? Get it in a line!

No, no, no, no, no!

Meet me at the other end

Here!

Steeplechase!

Great van!

I didn't know you
were a surfer!

That's my feet, jack!

Mary!

Mary

Mary

...Mary

Hey!...there's a man on the ledge
looked like he might fall

Is he white?

Yeah!

Let him!

Mary...

Daniel

Daniel

My bedroom is down here

Whose bedroom is this?

My father's

Why didn't you come to dinner?
We had a fabulous piece of veal!

Mary ...I'm an unfeeling cad

Oh.... it's not that bad

I can make us sandwiches
with the crust cut off

Or veal pie

Mary?

Yes?

Can we go inside?

My bedroom?

Sure!

Oh... Daniel

Mary I need you

You do?

I want my woman now!

Oh ....Daniel

Take off your clothes

That was beautiful

Daniel

Hmmm?

Didn't we leave something out?

I don't think so

SO!

I did hear my daughter being
ravished down here

No, you didn't

Jekyll... you're low
... you're disgusting...

You defy my orders at the hospital and then come here right under my own roof to the flower of my most precious possession

But sir, I've decided to
perform the operation

You have!

Fuck your brains out kids!

A new day!

A new beginning!

And so dear diary...

I'm becoming a surgeon again and
throwing away this damnable potion

Good morning troops!

At ease!

Not that much!

Men...

...We are on the threshold of a
great surgical event...

...today we will perform an operation
of such magnatude...

That I personally will
assist Dr. Jekyll

Thank you... thank you ... thank you all

Of course I could do
the whole thing myself

I don't realy need the boy...

Quit farting around or else

Where's Dr. Jekyll?!

Jekyll!

Jekyll!

You're on asshole!

We'ne got work to do!

Alright... give me the gas

Lets go Jekyll...
...time is critical

Yes, you're right...

...this is gonna be a
long tough one...

Scalpel!

Um...the sharp thing?

Yes!

Kazongas baby!

Jekyll?

Yes?

Jekyll!

Coming!

Oh my god it's happening
without the drug!!

Oh..no..no..no..no

Come on...Jekyll!

What the hell is going on?

Nothing...nothing sir

Are you okay doctor?

I'm fine...I'm fine as wine baby!

Doctor J.!

Jekyll...what's wrong with your voice
...do you want a sucrets?

No...I'm fine
...I'm totally fine

Whoops!

Jekyll get a grip...
...a man's life's at stake

Mine!

I'm alright, sir

Please...just let me finish
what I was doing

Before it's too late for this patient

Organ tray!

Hurry up...the man is wide open

I don't see an ass on there

Cold cuts!

You folks had lunch yet?

Alright...gather up those organs
we're finishing this operation without Jekyll

Not with these organs, sir

Ewww,I smell malpractice

You know what to do doctor

Ewww...gross

I think you'll be very,very
happy with the results...

....Mrs. Simpson

It isn't dangerous, is it Dr. Lanely

No..no..no..no

With the new technique of breast augmentation
Complications are unheard of

No incision is even needed

With this new procedure...

We merely need the precise amount of collangen into the musculature behind the soft tissue

For the results we want to achieve

You'll feel a slight pressure...

...And your breasts will grow in a jiffy

- Ready?
- Ready Dr. Lanely

See it's almost fun,isn't it?

Lanely,you gotta help me!

Jekyll...I uh...

Something is gone wrong...

... my experiments...

...I really fucked up babe!

Dr. Jekyll, you're not making sense

I can't explain it all right now

All I can tell you is...

Something unexpected and horrible
is happening to me...

I change into another person
...An animal...

And I can't help it!

I gotta...

Mmm...ma...ma...ma...gotta...

Get the antidote...

I just,I just left a man in surgery

You've got to help me
get the drugs...

To counteract this immediately!

Counteract what?

This!

So do I gotta problem...or not?

Ha!...you think that's bad...

I only used to where this at home...

...now it's at the office too...

...And as far as I know there's
no antidote for this!

Oh...God!

Oh...Dr. Lanely...

A minor problem Mrs. Simpson
I can get them back to normal

Oh no...don't you dare to touch a thing

Oh...my!

Bernie's gonna love these!

lets go home

I must get some more!

Atention! Any patient who is not heavily insured please leave the hospital immediately

If that little wimp threw it
all away, I'll kill'im

I'll absolutely kill'im

Prepare to get back to the operation

Ah...shut up

Owwww!

Dr. Jekyll?

Yes...I am Dr. Jekyll

Telegram for you,sir

Telegram...

...thank you!

Owww!

Bad news?

Help me...help us...

I'm a drug crazed beast with
a giant erection...

That won't go away no matter
how many times I do it...

You're a nurse...what
can you give me for it?

I can give you sixty dollars
and my wedding ring

Not fair!

I need big money for drugs

Congradulations...

You have won the five hundred thousand
dollar cash prize in medicine...

Award ceremony to be held
in London...

Putzpuller society

I did it!

This'll buy Ivy!

Remember...You realy can save time
and money by looking up the number...

You give me the number for
Ivy Venus bitch ...

or I'll crawl through these wires
and eat your tonsils

Alright...alright I'm looking!

Sorry...I'm a little edgy

It's 555-9843

I could sell my house

Hi...is this godamn thing on?

Oh yeah anyone I'm at funland
leave a message...Hey stop...shit

A very together young lady

Take me with you...

Use me...use me...
...I'm trash!

Dear driver off the heard

Please move your vehicle from the rear entrance
It's making the patient nervous

Hi dollface!

Rape...rape!

Later...if I have time!

Don't touch me, you dirty hippie

where's my mace?

You idiot. Just bought in a shop one hour ago.

Ooop,better pull over
it's an ambulance

Just one more game!

No game, you bad idiot!
Get your races boys.

But with your son too.

Hi...sweet lips!

What are you doing here?

Read this telegram!

What are you doing with this...
you got nothing to do with that guy

I happen to know him

Really!

Uh-huh, Dr. Daniel Jekyll...

Real nice guy...he helped
me out of a tight spot once

You like that little wimp, huh?

Who are you to be putting him down
you're not even fit a shiny shoes

Yeah...

I have shined his shoes...
these are his shoes!

And his shirt and his pants

You stole his clothes?

Damn

Look closely...my dear

Look closely...

What do you see?

A freaked out junkie

Damn

I am the doctor!

You need a doctor

Remember...these...

Where did you get those!

Don't forget the ten bucks
I loaned you!

It wasn't you!

I'll explain on our way to London

I'm not going anywhere with you!

- Loser, loser.
- Shut up!

...Bite it!

You're coming with me

Leave me alone!

Watch out!

Get out of the road!

Look out!

My god! My god!

My chickens! My chickens!

Shit's today!

Nobody treats Ivy Venus that way...

Come on my teddy bear...
...we'll show him

The only way to fly!

I'm gonna kill him...

Give me a one way ticket to London

Excuse me sir... have you
anything to declare?

The man's not evolved as ancient
slide that's formed him

Exactly,sir.

Will you enjoy your stay in England?

Now this evenings chairman...

...Lord Alfred Dreck

Ladies and gentlmen...

...The Queen

To Dr.s Helen and Joseph Schnieder...

...Of Israel...

For their work in developing a gas...

That will totally eradicate human lives...

While leaving vegetation undisturbed

It gives me great pleasure to...

...present the five hundred thousand dollar
Putzpuller prize for ecology...

Doctor?

Thank you,your majesty

Count it darling.

Tonight...we are ten feet tall...

Daniel will be here...I know it

I wouldn't count on it,honey...

The last time I saw him...
he was a different man

He burst in unannounced, pushed me around
...he was covered with hair...

It was very sexy

Daniel...sexy?

Yes...

By the way...have I told you
how lovely you look tonight?

No...

That's only because I hate women

Thank you

...and so ladies and gentlemen...
...we thank you!

The five hundred thousand dollar
Putzpuller prize for medicine this year...

Is awarded to Dr. Daniel Jekyll...

Of the U.S.A.

For his work in harnessing the power mans animal
instinct for survival...

Accepting on behalf of Dr. Jekyll...

Is former oscar winner... Mr. George Chakiris

I know...

my good friend...Dr. Jekyll...

would like you people to know...

that this vial of his powder...
the last trace of his work...

which was found in his lab...

will be donated to the Putzpuller institute
for further study

My ass it will!

That's Jekyll

Oh no...that can't be my Daniel...

Ladies and gentleman...The lovely
George Chakiris... Take a bow George

Beautiful... beautiful human being

George Chakiris. Go play with switchblade Geoge

Beautiful human being... beautiful...

Well it's great to be back in
jolly old England...

Land of royalty...

manners and bad tea!

And these Arabs, huh?

I passed this fancy hotel on
my way here tonight...

The doorman is parking a camel

The band they love me...

And I love the band...they're great

George more George, give me five more minutes

Five minutes more...

Just kidding...

I excuse... Ladies and gentleman... you must...

you must...you have to excuse me...
I mean you must be sitting there thinking...

Who is this guy?

Cute!

Funny

But...

where's Jekyll...

Jekyll's not gonna make it tonight...
...he took a powder...

Up my nose...Maybe you can see it up there
no...no...no...I'm kidding a lot

because we are very close

Ahh...In fact he sent me here tonight...

Because dedicated scientist that he was...

He knew he was gonna succumb
to the uhh...

His experiments...He laid dying...

He prepared this deeply...

felt message

That he wanted deliver to all thus body

There was a young lady
from Glasco...

who liked to be touched on the...

Just kidding...just kidding!

You've been swell...
you've been a great house

And now we'll go to the musical
portion of our show...

Hit it sound!

Ah one, ah two,
ah one, two, three, four!

Stay in your seats
The show's just begun

Oh, won't you please
Or you'll miss out the fun

(He's mean and he's dirty)
They said I'm a threat

(But he's got an ass
That you'll never forget)

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
I don't know how to tango

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
Ah ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
I really want to tell you

Ow! Ladies and gents
You're so beautifully dressed

I can tell that you're used to the best

(Excuse his appearance)
And the fact that I sweat

(If you think he's bad
You ain't see nothing yet)

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
I've got to show you, baby

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
Yeah!

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
I'm gonna show it to you

Don't run away
I've only begun

Don't hurt your eyes
Or you'll miss out the fun

(Some follow their hearts)
I follow my nose

(Someone will ask)
I'll take off my clothes

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
I've got to show you, baby

No! Stop!

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
I got to, got to!

(Hyde's got nothing to hide)
I got to, got to, got to

Don't show it us!

Give me my order now

Hey. You can't go in there, it's formal.

I have bullets for get him!

But not dressed like that, you mad.

Hey!

Stop him!

Quickly! Quickly!

I'll get you you bastard

Money, money, money...

Adie loony!

Thank you!

Here we go!

Watch out for my baby!

Oh honey!

Stop him!

Stop in the name of the queen

Get out of there you fagot...
...he's mine!

Bitch!

Follow me!

Hyde's got nothing to hide...

Ivy....

Yooohooo...

I had to do it!

You did right my child.

He bugged us.

Look!

My God!

What's happening?

Holy shit?

Oh my god!

He is Daniel!

Then Hyde didn't lie to me

You know him?

Know him...this man ravished
me day and night

All he thought about was
sex...sex...sex...

He wasn't satisfied do an orgasm
at least twenty times

You're kidding

I wish

My Daniel's nothing like that!

He's satisfied with stroking my
hair and having dinner in small resturants

He never even thinks about having sex

Oh...how sweet!

Where am I?!

What happened!

Where am I?

I'm here for you Daniel

I'm here for you Hyde

Look...

I don't know who you are...

but this is Dr. Daniel Jekyll...
...my fiancé

I'm Ivy and this is my lover

Wait....

Girls...

I can't be either of yours

These terrible experiments...

have made me realize that I am
split into two personalitys...

Isn't everybody?

Yes, but I can't reconcile the two

One is good, kind, gentle

uptight afraid of sex...

He is mine!

The Other is...

rough, evil, sex starved, animalistic

He is mine!

We could probably work this out

Couldn't we?

I think so...

I don't think you understa....

Shhh...

We saw what you're thinking goddess

Girls I amm...

Would you like to come
up to the palace...

And see the royal sceptre?

Your Majesty

Hey, maybe we could get a
little place together

I'd like that!

I'd take care of him
in the morning...

And I'll take care
of him in the afternoon...

And we both take care
of him at night!

Babe!

Ruined! Ruined! The bastards! My story, ruined!

Thanks to Crowsubs translator & uploader.
Re-synch for KaKa version by HookyB.

Subtitles by: Crowsubs
Corections: OG