Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022) - full transcript

Texas.

Now I'm in the lead.

Oh, that's mine.

- Uh, uh!
- Yeah.

Coming out of Greenburg it pa-
- No

We passed it and it's
passing us now.

No, that was not Texas.

That was Georgia

and it was a blue van

and I remember it distinctly.

No, no, no, no, no.



Mhm.

- You are stealing my plate.
- No.

Not even a local station.

Well, the best bargains

are in the most far
flung places.

Far flung places.

Oh, I hate that commercial.

Ah, such a pretty day.

Yes, ma'am, it is.

BEAT-NG-U'?

Beating?

I'm the one that's in the lead.

Or is it B-EAT-NG-U?

Ha-ha, either way, it's a
vanity plate, so I get doubles.



Mmm!

Jeez, hey now...

Ronnie, he's so close!

Go around.

Go around!

My gosh!

Hey!

You okay?

Phew, yeah.

Oh dear.

Is that the same truck?

Hmm...

I don't think we were
supposed to see that.

What in the name...?

Oh!

He must have seen us.

He couldn't have.

Oh no...

Hang on, honey.

What's he doing?!

Ah!

Ronnie!

What's he... ah!
Oh, Ronnie, be careful!

Oh!
Oh!

Oh!

Are you okay?

You all right?

What just happened?

He's long gone now.

Just... just a road hog.

Oh...

- You all right?
- Oh, God.

Oh...

Uh...
Ah...

What are you doing?

Honey, I'm gonna call
this in to the police.

- What?
- Well, yeah.

We can't pretend that what just
happened to us

didn't happen to us.

They gotta know about this.

Oh, I don't like it, Ronnie.

I don't like it one bit.

Was it "I'M BEATING U?"

I don't know.

Okay, all right,
all right, all right.

We're gonna go to a gas station
where they have a phone.

Okay?
Okay?

We're gonna call this in.

Oh...

All right?

It's going to be okay.

Okay, it'll be okay.

I wanna go home.

I know you do, honey.

Okay.

Ronnie?

We should stop and see what
was going on with that sheet.

And then we can tell
the cops all about it.

We gotta do it, Marie.

Turning a blind eye
is not an option.

Love you, baby.

Ronald...

Come on.

Okay, all right, it's all right.

The sheet...

Yeah.

The horrifying sight

that police believe Ron and
Marie witnessed that day

was the infamous
bodies in the pit.

Ron and Marie themselves
have never been seen since.

Just another macabre mystery
from the deep south.

Surely you've watched
that video so many times

you have it memorized by now?

No, real talk.

This really happened.

Somewhere in this
area, actually.

Come on, there's a reason
those things are unsolved.

It's all myths and legends.

Move over.

Nah, this YouTube video's
out of date.

This was from, what,
twenty plus years ago.

Now this was...
Ch-ch-ch...

Oh it's just like Bigfoot,
Mothman, Spring hill Jack,

Chupacabra or any others.

Yeah, and you'll be meeting
fans of all of them by tonight.

I can't believe I let you
drag me to this nerd fest.

Yeah?
Explain me this.

Now, this is real footage.

Even you can't deny it.

You can't even see it.

Ever wonder why those
proof videos are always shaky

and murky,
never crisp and clear?

It's old.

The Creeper only comes back
every 23 years.

And the earth is flat.

Nazis are camped out on
the moon.

Elvis lives.

The Apollo landing was faked...

Your precious science
doesn't have all the answers!

Conspiracy theories
have no answers.

Y'all get it wrong all the time.

Copernicus, Aristotle, ev...

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Newton, Einstein, Hawking?

It's a big world.

Strange things happen
all the time.

Occam's razor.

That's why I'm a scientist.

The simplest explanation is
most likely to be true.

Well, this is also
pretty simple, brainiac.

All right,
the Creeper comes back

every 23rd spring.

It kills for 23 days...

Then what?

Then it disappears.
I don't know.

Sounds like a love bug.

They were a breed of bugs made
in a lab to kill mosquitos.

All they did was mate and die.

Complete failure.

Now they serve zero purpose.

They have no function,

but twice a year they
appear like a storm,

blindly chasing anything white

before dying when they
come into contact with it.

So, you think the Creeper
was made in a lab.

I think the Creeper was made
in your brain, you half-wit.

Well, the Creeper doesn't mate.

It kills...

It's said to have killed almost
hundreds, maybe thousands.

Wait, didn't they make a
movie out of it?

Creepy Creeper or something?

Three actually,
but none of that is real.

And it was named after a
cheesy LA cable access show...

Baby?
Baby!

Laine!

Baby, I told you
that burrito would come back

to haunt you.

Ugh...

Erm...

Pffff, all right,
you know I suck at typing.

Erm...

I'm gonna ask her tonight.

I've got the ring so...

Wish me luck.

I love you, Mom.

What is up girl?

How are you?

Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Oh, that good, huh?

Ew, are you all right?

It's too late for me,
save yourself.

So, did you take the test yet?

I brought it with me,

but I think this counts
as a positive.

You are always the optimist.

Not at all what I meant
and you know it.

Well, I was trying
to hold it till I got there,

but I need to tinkle,
tailor, my soldier spy.

I'm gonna have to call you back.

I'm not hearing this.

Just call me when you get
to the hotel, okay?

Oh, oh, oh...

Oh, make sure that you do not
puke on those Air Force Ones.

Don't even joke about that.

Laine, when have I ever
joked about fashion?

Sam, I swear if you jinxed me,

I swear to God I'll...

Laine, I love you, but you're
buying me some more shoes.

Fuck...

Do I look like I'm built for
the woods?

Agghhh!

You bring me to the
most charming places.

Remind me why we're here again?

Baby, I can't wait to show
you this place.

Are you sure this is where
we're supposed to be?

Yeah, we should be close.

Now you know that's
where we're going...

Really?

Lady Manilla,
how could you not?!

Hey, maybe she'll
read your palm.

Yeah!

Trust you to find the strangest

place to ask for directions.

Damn, look at
all this cool stuff.

I don't get it.

Come on, Chase,
nobody's here, let's go.

Chase, don't touch everything.

You scared the shit out of me!

Take a look at this.

I didn't know they had whaling
this far from the coast.

Anything strike your fancy?

We're looking for this address,

but I can't find it on any map.

Ah, it's not on any maps.

The satellites are kind
of screwed up

over our town I guess.

There.

And we are here.

Just take 68 five miles to south

and turn left when you
see the signs.

Uh, thanks.

No problem.

That'll be $50 please?

50...

It's antique, honey.

Antique, okay.

Now you come back
any time, you hear.

Oh, and congratulations
to you both.

Oh, he doesn't know?

Neither does she.

Interesting.

Okay, this was, er...

We have a tree bearing fruit.

He will be most pleased.

Wow, look at this.

Are we the only ones
in this place?

Babe...

Wait there.

I've got
another surprise for you.

Chase, where are you going?

Hey, this is Sam.

I'm just
busy living my best life.

Sam, where the hell are you?

Boo!

Mah!

What is it?

It's your surprise.

Are you serious?

What are those?

We're gonna cosplay.

You and me.

I brought everything we need.

All you need to do is
choose who you wanna be.

I'm not putting on any of them.

What?

Yeah...

Yeah, I mean it was
a stupid idea anyway.

So, I mean, I knew you wouldn't
wear some of this stuff.

It's tacky anyway, so I don't
even want you to wear it.

Maybe I'll wear it.

I dunno.

- Can I watch?
- No!

Coming to you live from
Horror Hound 2021.

I'm Carrie and I'm here
to find the biggest Creeper...

Hey Laine, they're talking
about the Creeper.

The one in the YouTube clip.

So, clown outfits tell me more.

Well, they say that
clowns are frightening

but I say that we are
everything good

and bad in life all at once.

Look at all the love
the clowns...

Mommy's gonna paint
these streets with blood.

Stumbling around in our

little old and
shattered community...

Try this on.

And guess who else
might turn up...

Okay, Mr. J.

That's right, local
horror legend, the Creeper.

Now that I've satisfied your
fanboy fantasies,

what are you gonna wear?

What?
Oh, this.

A T-shirt?

Not just any T-shirt.

This T-shirt.

What am I gonna do with you?

Ahhh!

Laine?!

Baby, you all right?

It's just a bird.

Scared the crap out of me.

Babe...

Let's start going...

It's party time.

Come on.

Ahhh!

I had no idea so many people
attended these things.

This is the Coachella
of cosplay.

Yeah, for psycho killers.

It looks like a
gathering of juggalos.

Oh please, you love
Insane Clown Posse.

I've seen your Spotify.

Stay off my phone you stalker!

And the angel answered and

said unto the people,

fear not, ye, for I know ye seek

the Messiah.

For it is risen.

Hallelujah!

I'm pretty sure the correct
phrase is, "He is risen."

Agh... ahhh!

Argh!

Argh... aggghhh!

Argh!

Aaargh!

Aaagghhh!

Jesus Christ!

Aah!

That's right, welcome
to Horror Hound!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah!
Yeah!

Wow, these people are
really fucked up.

You should have seen your
face... hook, line, and sinker.

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Shitting their pants.

The looks on their faces.

Shit.

Mmm... mmmm.

Urgh!

Aagghhh!

They are glorifying
actual killers

and you're honestly
okay with that?

No...

No, they're not.

It's all just for fun.

What if there's a psycho
lurking in the crowd?

How the hell would you know?

Baby, there's no psychos.

Just a bunch of people
having fun.

Even big music festivals
have a body count.

I dread to think what
it's like here.

Crowds of people, everyone
drinking, partying, cars...

Sharp things.

Chase...

Okay, I'll get the drinks.

Hey.

I'm doing that right
freaking now.

The sign says "closed."

Chase!

You cut yourself, Sir?

Sorry folks, I got held up

preparing for tonight's
big show.

Special effects and such.

No big deal.

It's three for five,
pick them from the center.

Er...

- Is that all right?
- Great.

From here?

In the center.

Center.
- All right, cool.

Baby, stand back
and watch... me... work!

That was close!

I'm gonna use
my other hand, okay?

Babe, you watching?

Ah, okay, it's my last one.

You like that?

I've never seen anything
like this.

That's because they're
all unique.

Each one handmade.

Creeper style.

You ever heard of the Creeper?

Don't get him started.

It... it's like a local
legend, right?

Kills hundreds of people
every 23 years?

Something like that.

I told...

Now you try.

Me?

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.
- You're doing this.

You are doing this.
You're doing this.

Come on, this way.

Successfully throwing
blades at a human target

was an art form.

Now, first you find your
throwing line...

That's this.

Okay, now the key
to successfully throwing

a blade is the distance between
you and the target.

Now, if you've found your
throwing line,

you're gonna take a step back.

And you're gonna turn
45 degrees and to your left.

Okay, now you're gonna
step up to that line

and throw it just like a
baseball pitch.

Hard as you can.

Hmm.
What!

Baby, that was sick!

So, how is this related
to the Creeper?

They say these are some
of his favourite toys.

Seems inefficient.

To prolong the hunt.

There is the minor drawback that

even if you hit your target,

you throw away your weapon.

You need something else
to finish the job.

Hmm...

Or if the Creeper throws like
Chase, then he would need it.

Oh, she got jokes today.

Ow!
Ah, damn it.

I got it, I got it.
Just a cut, just a cut.

Boy Scout.

Always be prepared.

You guys coming to the
big Creeper Draw?

Mm...

What's the draw?

Starts just
before midnight after

the cosplay show on the
main stage.

You guys should definitely
check it out.

Who knows, you might even win.

Ow!

Baby, it's all right,
it's a cut.

Are you all right there,
Princess?

Come on, come on.
You all right?

Ahhhhh!

Hey, you're here for the
Creeper Draw, right?

Any idea where Brent is?

Has anybody seen Brent?

Anybody at all?

Did he do the
arrow stunt already?

The arrow guy?

We filmed him.
We got it on tape, right Mikey?

Yeah, yeah, it's on tape.

Well then, where the hell is he?

I mean we're supposed to be
on stage in five minutes.

All right, Brent's gonna get
his ass kicked for this.

Listen Carrie,

I'm afraid you're gonna have
to do this one alone.

I mean, Brent's not here
and it's nearly midnight.

Come on,
I'll show you the ropes.

It's easy.
- Perfect.

Jamie, grab my stuff please?

What you're gonna do is
you're just gonna...

Oh, can I get a ginger tea
before I go on?

No, you absolutely cannot.

All right!

Thank you for the show, uh,
sexy version of Jason, I think.

Anyway, congrats.

Hey, come on,
let's check this out.

It is time for our Creeper Draw!

And revealing our grand prize
is former Miss Universe,

Princess of Darkness,

our Master of Ceremonies...

Madame Carnage!

Argh!

Silence, you peasants!

I have travelled the world
injecting fear into

the hearts of mere mortals
like y'all.

But we are here for something
very, very special,

the Horror Hound Festival.

It's the devil child
of my making

'cause it's back in my
spiritual home

of Jackson, Louisiana!

The very place
that through the ages

we have lured and devoured

sad souls like y'all.

Come on now, carnage!

Ya-whoo!

So, tell us what the
grand prize is.

An escape room for two,
Creeper themed.

A haunted little house for
all you creepy little freaks.

That's right, creeps,
the unlucky winners

of our grand draw
will be taken at will

to the historic Barnabett house

where you will thirst for
disturbing myths.

And the bloody macabre
will be tested to the limit

in an escape room
with a difference.

Accompanied by
internet sensation...

There, you heard her.

The Creeper's a real thing!

I don't think anybody knew
what she was talking about.

But okay, I give you that,
it's niche.

And there are other people
that believe it too,

so you're not a complete freak
after all.

You're loving every single
second of this ain't you,

you big nerd?

- I prefer biologist.
- Oh, yeah.

And now, to draw the winner,

Jackson's very own Lady Manilla!

Number...

5...

1...

4!

- Oh my God, that's me.
- What?

How is that possible?
I never win anything.

Its voodoo, baby.

514 is us!

Yeah!

All right!

That handsome guy
over there is our winner!

Can you believe this?
Thanks!

And remember if you get
out by daybreak,

you'll win a special prize.

Now, round of applause
for our winner.

Come on backstage and we'll
get you guys going in no time!

That was amazing.

Right this way,
just watch your head.

Do you really wanna do this?
I mean...

It's the Creeper house!

I know everything there is
to know about the Creeper.

We'll be out of there in
no time.

Yeah, I know, but...
Trust me... trust me!

Congratulations, right this way.

It's just through here.

There we are.

Okay, just sign there and there.

- Uh, what are these?
- Standard release form.

We get to use your
image forever and ever,

ever in the universe.

We're not liable if anything
goes wrong.

The usual blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.

Uh, but why?

Oh sorry,
I forgot to introduce myself.

I'm Jamie, the producer

of her show.

We're coming along to
film all this.

It's part of our deal
with the festival.

Hey Laine, we're gonna be on TV!

Internet, not TV.

Even better.
Sign me up.

All right!
Just down there, Miss.

In your own time.

Okay, all right, team, let's go!

Let's move it!

Hey there, winner.

- I'm Carrie.
- Carrie.

Nice to meet you.

Laine, the drooling jerk
is Chase, my boyfriend.

How are we gonna get there?

Uh, Stu's going to take
us there, so follow me.

"Follow me."

You'd better be right about

getting us out of there
quick sharp.

Baby, come on.

Thank you.

I can't believe
this is happening.

The horror gods are on our side.

Chase, isn't that the guy...

You wanna take a look at this?

What am I looking at?

Guys, are we really
going there in that thing?

Don't worry,
he looks a little bit creepy,

but he's a sweetheart.

A bit?

Go on, get in.

Hey, wanna get killed
by a crazy redneck?

Because that's
how you get killed.

Come on, you two.

I love you.

Are you ready for the
big night of terror to begin?

We've got ten seconds to go!

10!

9!

8!

7!

6!

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!

Hey, play some music, the
crowd's going wild out there!

- The internet dropped, man.
- Well, do something!

All right, folks, we're out
of wi-fi, but never fear.

A good DJ never leaves
the house without a few vinyls!

So you're not gonna talk
to me for the whole journey?

At all?
- What is that?

B-roll.

What is that?

- Baby...
- Shadow?

Can you at least look at me?

I'm not sure.
It looks like a Creeper.

Wait, wait, wait, you mean to
tell me

you got the Creeper on tape?

This is real footage?

Well, a Creeper.

It's probably just some
asshole in great cosplay.

Or is it?

What's the resolution on that?

Native 4k, why?

See?

Crisp, clear optics
makes no difference.

Great.

If that John guy turns out to
be missing

we might have something.

This is interesting.

Uh, yeah.

So I guess I light
this using cellphones?

Welcome to the
Barnabett family cemetery.

This was the final resting place

for souls back to the 1700s.

The natives believed
that this was holy ground.

Back to the dawn of man.

Sacred.

But very, very haunted.

Awesome.

I wonder if
I could be buried here.

Uh, be careful
what you wish for.

Shut up.

What are we doing here again?

Weren't we supposed to go to
the haunted house or something?

Yeah.

We walk from here.

You see that?

What's wrong?
Come on, we gotta get this.

Camera won't work.

I dunno.

No, no, no, dunno
ain't gonna cut it, pal.

I didn't pay you to bring the
film crew down

to Whistling Dixie
for my health.

Now what do you mean
it won't work?

It doesn't turn on?
It won't focus?

Won't record?
Won't fuck itself?

What am I even doing out here?

See, now, nobody wants to
sound like that guy.

I have got an Emmy, God damn it.

Laine... Laine!

I don't give a fuck
about your Emmy.

It's not my fault the camera
doesn't work.

Laine!

You can go fuck yourself.

You're such an
asshole sometimes.

Laine!

Babe, is everything all right?

I don't know, you tell me.

Is everything all right?

What do you mean?

I know there's something
going on there with that

blonde bimbo and you.

Honestly, it doesn't bother me.

I just find it
so "interesting."

Oh, come on.

I didn't even notice her!
- Really?

"Awesome, bury me here please,
I'm a bimbo!"

You want me to give you
a cup to catch your drool?

No, I didn't say it like that.

And that's not fair.

Laine!

No, really, I love her.

She's deep, I get it.

Come on, I...

Hello?

Hey, are you with the festival?

It's me, Michael!

The camera guy... hey!

Do you have a phone?

I just need a bit of a tethering

in order to get my stuff online.

Look, I only need it for a bit.

My producer's gonna kill me

if I don't get this stuff
online right now.

Hello?

Fuck!

Well shit...

Argh!

Aaagghh!

What are you looking for,
your banjo?

- Aagh!
- Ahh!

Jesus, man... fuck!

Your face!

Oh, I did pee myself a little.

Now we can go.

Where are the others?

Michael?
Michael!

Where has that no good
shit for brains gone to?

This is definitely the last gig
I'm working with him.

I'm a YouTuber,
get me out of here!

Ugh, it was nothing!

I just wanted to see what was
on that vide...

Oh...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

You're jealous.

- I'm not jealous.
- You're jealous.

Mm, it's cute.

Jealousy is the sign
of a weak mind.

So, bimbo jokes.

Wait, baby...

Laine...

No!

Maybe something got him?

Like a big animal.

There are no big
animals 'round here.

Come on, this is Louisiana!

There's like...

gators, snakes and

black fucking bears
roaming all around.

They wouldn't come here.

Laine!

Laine!

- Laine!
- Hey man!

Hey... hey, man, take it easy!

What's going on?
Where's your girlfriend?

Some...

Something big took...

I told you, black fucking bear!

Bears don't fly.

Now calm down, man.

What happened?

We have to go.
We have to go, call the police.

What?

Call the fucking police!

Ugh!

Oh, fuck!

It's Michael... oh!

Something got him.

It's fresh.
Really fresh.

If something got him,
it's still out here.

Inside.
Quick!

Argh!

Agghhhhh!

Laine!

Oh, be careful.

It's an old house,
you dunno what's in here.

- Open up!
- God damn it!

Hey!

- Open up!
- God damn it.

Hey!

Hey!

- They're all yours now.
- Come on.

Come on!
Fucking shut!

- Come on, you assholes!
- Open up!

- God damn it!
- Hey!

What the fuck?

Come on!

Fucking shut!

So this is your
escape room, huh?

Is this some kind of game
you're playing here?

'Cause you can stop the show
and open the door.

We're all very scared
of your hillbilly tricks.

Shut your fuckin' mouth.

Hey!
Open up!

Hey!

I didn't sign up for that.

Michael's dead
and you all saw it.

Now open that fucking door.

What did you do with Laine?

Where is she!

Hey!
Calm down.

I don't know, all right?

I wasn't even
supposed to be here!

All I was hired to do
was scare ya up a bit.

And that's all.

Hired?

Hired by who?

Giselle...

Manilla.

She said there's a surprise
waiting here for you.

A surprise?

I'll show you a
fucking surprise.

You tell me where Laine is
right now or

I'll stick this thing
so far up your ass,

you'll taste the fuckin' metal.

Yeah, hillbilly, it's time to
start talking.

All of you take a step
fuckin' back!

Woah, woah, woah!

Or I'll blow your fuckin'
brains out!

My ears are fucking ringing!

I warned you!
Step back!

Jesus, Stu, you didn't have
to fire that thing!

Next time I do, you
won't hear anything anymore.

Okay, let's figure this out.

It's an escape room, right?

It's not a fucking escape room.

It's a trap.

And who's the trapper?

The Creeper.

The Creeper's a fairytale, son.

I saw it.

You guys are fucking nuts.

It's got Laine
and I'm gonna find her.

- We're staying put.
- What?

Oh, don't tell me, this
interrupts your hectic schedule

of country hick incest
and intermittent horse loving.

Fuck you, Hollywood.

Hey!
Hey!

We've gotta start working
as a team.

So as difficult
as I know it is for you,

I need you to stop
being a fuckin' asshole!

You're stuck with us now.

Put it down.

Put the gun down.

Put the gun down.

Nobody's going anywhere
until I find Laine.

It's coming.

Upstairs, now!

Go to the attic!

Ah... ahh!

When we were outside,
I saw a light in here.

I'll find a switch.

The roof is leaking.

But it's not raining.

Ah... ahh!

Oh, you gotta be shitting me!

Who the hell is that?

That's Sam...

Oh, what the hell is that?!

You're real.

Agghh!

- Ugh!
- Where is she!

Where is she!

Where is she!

Get off me!

Talk to me!

Get off me!

Get off me!

Help!

Ahh!
Ah!

Agghh!

Argh!

Ugh!

Chase!

Help!

Help!

Where the hell did she go?

She's gotta be here somewhere.

Come on, Carrie!

Carrie!

Argh!

Ugh!

Aggh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Aggh!

Ahhhh!

Fuck.

Aghhh!

Agggh!

Carrie!
Hey, hey.

It's coming... it's coming!

Where's Laine... where's Laine?

- I don't know.
- Where is she?

Where is Laine?
- I don't know.

I don't know.
- Where is she?

What's that?

In here...

In here.

Go!
Come on.

There's no way out.

We're just gonna have
to kill it.

Yeah, with a rolling pin.

It won't work.
It's immortal, trust me.

Our only hope is it
loses interest in us,

or we wait out
the hunting cycle.

And how long is
the hunting cycle?

23 days.

We're fucked.

We are fucked.

I'm getting a
real sense of déjà vu.

Laine!

Laine!
- Ah... ahh... ahhh!

Laine, it's me!

It's me, it's me, it's me.

Laine, please, please!
It's me, baby, it's me.

What happened, baby?
- We have to get out of here!

What... what happened to you?

He'll get you all!

Anyone who's near me.

- Baby, you're bleeding.
- It's me it wants.

The only way out is upstairs.

Let's go.

Let's go!

Everybody stick together.

I got you, I got you.

- Oh, the phone!
- Wait!

Aggghhh!

Oh, fuck!
Oh, my leg!

Oh... oh, fuck!
No-ho-ho!

Agh, my leg!

Oh, fuck!

Oh... oh!

911, what's your emergency?

Erm...

What's your location, sir?

Where the hell are we?

- The Barnabett House.
- The Barnabett House!

- Sir?
- Yeah.

What's the problem, sir?

The... the... the Creeper.
Something is trying to kill us.

Have you been taking drugs...

Sir?

Do I sound like a fuckin'
stoner to you?

I need you to get some help to
the Barnabett House

or I swear to God...

Sir, are you okay?

- Fuck, please!
- Come on, let's go!

Let's go!
Come on!

Hold him, hold him!

Agh!

Come on!

Oh, shit!

Quick, quick.

Baby...

Wait, what?
Why are you stopping?

Even if we get outside
we're sitting ducks out there.

Help me over here.

Do we risk it
or hole up in here?

I vote hunker down.

The police are coming, so that
will slow the Creeper down.

Are they?

Well, they're not just gonna
ignore a 911 call, right?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

Oh fuck,
I need a fucking doctor!

We're like flies in a
spider's web.

It's calling the shots.

The only way we
end this is to kill it.

Well, your boyfriend
said we can't, so...

I'm not so sure.

I've seen it up close.

How then?

It's old and decrepit.

It stinks of death.

Well, where
the hell is it, anyway?

It's toying with us.

He likes to play.

We need to trap it.

With what?

- Carrie!
- Run!

Fuck!

Go, take him!

- Carrie!
- Agh!

Carrie!

Carrie!
Come on!

Aghh!

No!

No!

No!

Quick... quick!
Come on!

Here, here, here!

Quick!

What the f...

Holy Mary, mother of God.

Pray for us sinners now and at
the hour of our death, amen.

Amen.

What is this place?

Ahhhh!

What can you see?

Jesus!

Oh, fuck.

Looks like it's gone.

It took Carrie.

Oh no.
No, Jesus!

Oh, fuck.

No, please, Lord, not like this.

No, not like this.

Maybe there's something
in here that can help us.

Maybe, erm, information or...

One way or another,
we're done running.

Yeah, literally.

I don't understand how
this place

isn't burnt to the ground yet.

- Please?
- Oh, shi...

I'd give my left arm for...

Careful, you might.

Yeah, I instantly
regretted saying that.

Sorry man.
Yeah, it's just nerves.

What the hell is that?

Voodoo doll?

What the...

Holy son of Jesus.

Guys, the stone.

Baby, wait...

Oh my God, they're feeding it.

Baby, why did you say
he was after you?

Where did it...
Where did it take you?

What really happened?
- Chase, I'm pregnant.

That's why it's after me.

What?

It wants what I've got.

And, yes...

I will marry you...

If we ever get out
of here alive.

But why the hell would
they be feeding this thing?

Look at all this crap.

What is this?

A shrine?

I thought these were stories.

Legends.

But it all seems real.

And what, it has a cult fan club

that helps feed this thing?

Then maybe they want one of us.

What?

We can't fight it.

But we can beat it,
maybe even stop it.

We're in its twisted
web right now.

But it's time
to turn the tables.

We need a plan.

I think I know
what we need to do.

Go, go, go, go...

Ah!

- Agh!
- Stu!

Agh!

Ugh!

I've got him, I've got him!

Aggh!

Argh!

Argh!

Come on, asshole!

Ugh!

Take the baby,
its life force belongs to you.

Live forever, take the baby.

Its life force belongs to you.

Live forever, take the baby.

Its life force belongs to you.

You can't have it!
Ugh!

Come on.
Ugh!

- Ugh!
- Argh!

How do you like
those peepers, bitch?

Now!

Aghh!

Oh, no.

Aggh, get off!

Get off!

- Aggh!
- Stu, no!

Agh!

Stu!

Laine!