Jawaani Jaaneman (2020) Movie Script

"When I see your grace,

my heart says.."

"Ole-Ole.."

"Your style is totally unique.."

"My heart says.."

"Ole-Ole.."

"I get tempted by the young girls.."

"And those who like to have fun."

"My heart doesn't listen and says.."

"Ole-Ole.. Ole-Ole.. "

"Whenever I see a girl,

my heart says.."

"Ole-Ole.. Ole-Ole.. "

"I sing while slowly

dancing to the beat.."

"Ole-Ole.. Ole-Ole.. "

"Your blue eyes call out to me.."

"Ole-Ole.."

"Your blue eyes call out to me.."

"The boys in the

club check you out."

"My heart says..that

you must be mine."

"Forget the world,

and come in my arms."

"I always do what I like.."

"..you like me better

when I am mischievous."

"When I saw you,

my heart clearly says.."

"Ole-Ole.. Ole-Ole.. "

"Whenever I see a girl,

my heart says.."

"Ole-Ole.. Ole-Ole.. "

"Same old swag, but my heart says.."

"Ole-Ole.. Ole-Ole.. "

It's indeed a nice place.

Jazz isn't here yet?

He'll be here any minute.

Wait.

Where are you?

Coming.

The meeting is inside your complex,

at least be on time here.

Coming, coming. Relax

He's coming.

What are you doing, Jassi?

- Sorry, Sorry brother.

How do you like the place?

Unbelievable, Jazz.

It's a top-class

location you've found.

I've been to your

place so many times..

..but never saw it

from this point of you.

We can create

a building complex here.

I admit you've an

eye for good things.

A bad one..

Let's talk about the property.

No one knows that the

owners are ready to sell.

Once the word gets

out on the market..

..buyers will flock to this place.

Only If the word gets out.

We like her.

You've a deal.

Come I'll give the token.

Oh, man..

What a car.

What's the mileage?

It's electric.

Once we crack this deal, Jazz..

..you can buy a dozen like this.

When are we meeting

with the investors?

Oh, man..

Yeah, you like it?

Looks just like a basket of muffins.

I was talking about your hair, Jazz.

When you see such a

beautiful thing in the mirror..

..who wants to look at himself.

Next time should we try highlights?

Highlights look

best only in cricket.

I like to play the entire innings.

Bad joke.

What is the plan for Diwali?

Not mine.

But the family does, with me.

Of dinner.

Same old praying and worshipping.

What are your plans?

Working.

Diwali is a good time for business.

And Happy Diwali.

Happy Diwali.

Happy Diwali my firecrackers.

Happy Diwali, Jazz.

From one firecracker to another.

Shall we?

So how is business?

Business is great, dad.

There is a new deal.

Hopefully Jassi will spare some

time for work as well.

You see, bro..

..I measure time in

quality and not quantity.

I take only four hours

to do an entire day's work.

When have you ever been

in the office for four hours?

He wakes up at 12,

comes to office at 3..

..and leaves at 5.

Are you my partner or warden.

Brother..

Juliet, pay attention to your Romeo.

He's always chasing me.

Jassi, you should come to see

us more oftenthan just on Sundays.

I am working late night now a days.

- Are you ever going to change?

- Next year.

Pass me that.

I am thinking of

taking a sabbatical.

A-year-long vacation.

5-star hotel,

butler, healthy food, jacuzzi.

No phone calls, no work, no

restrictions on sleeping or waking up.

Just me and my freedom.

Young man like you should

plan marriage, kids..

Not think about holidaying.

Young man?

Dad, I don't want wife and kids..

I've said that before.

I wonder what's the hurry?

Pammi's son is gay.

So?

No, they've been coaxing

him to get married for so long.

Recently they argued

and he confessed..

I am gay.

Ohh..

so now you all know.

Jassi!

No, mom, I am not gay.

And what is the

problem even if I was.

He can't be gay, mom.

And I can vouch for him.

Now that's like my bro..

Enough bro..

Jassi..

..this deal is very important.

Pay attention.

Don't worry.

We're two hearts but one soul.

We're not two hearts..

..you are a dil-do.

One of the best developers

of the city, The Grover Group..

..wants to invest in Hounslow.

And they have chosen this

property for the development.

I was only 18 when

I joined this business..

..and in my 15-years-of experience,

I've never seen an offer like this.

We all know that your homes

are worth 200,000 pounds.

And their offer is 300,000 pounds.

This offer alone answers

all your questions..

..but if you still

have any queries..

I am right here.

Jazz, you know we've been

looking for a developer.

Let's begin the paperwork

Agreement is not the issue..

what about Mrs. Malika.

look, this deal is valid

only if all the owners agree.

Else, the project

will never get approved.

We've tried convincing her,

but she pays no heed.

She owns three apartments.

You live in one of them.

She is a very stubborn lady.

If you guys are ready to sell..

..then convincing her is my job.

- Okay..

You have committed but will

you be able to convince Mrs. Malika?

I'll have to pay the rent

first and try convincing her.

You haven't paid your rent yet.

What do you do with all your money?

Rocky.

Buddy..

My rocket.

I am just a rocket, but

you're surrounded by firecrackers.

Ladies, meet my brother

from another mother.

My twin, Jazz.

- Hi, Jazz.

- Hi.. Hello.

Let's get a selfie.

Sure, come on.

I'll do it for you.

Now that's what you call life.

This is called flying solo.

You're cute too.

I love the colour of your hair.

Which dye do you use?

You're kidding, right.

It's all-natural, babe..

Ohh..doesn't seem like that.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey Jazz..

Hey can I have a double, please.

Hi..

Tia.

Hello. Jazz.

I spilt my drink on you yesterday.

Doesn't matter.

You can spill it on me again.

No no, I mean..

Can I get you a drink?

This club belongs to my friend.

I have a tab here.

Hey bartender.. can i have my drink.

Bartender..?

Here you go, Jazz.

Everyone around here knows you.

I grew up here.

Never seen you here before.

Actually, I am from Amsterdam.

Damn.. Amsterdam.

I love that place.

- Have you Ever been there?

- Many years ago.

I failed in my graduating year..

..so we went there to party.

But now I don't get time

from my responsibilities.

Responsibilities like?

Business. Work.

Family? Kids?

No..

Do I look unhappy?

Married types.

I don't know.

No!

I believe in love, but..

..wife and kids..

I love my freedom.

So..what brings you here?

I am here for some work..

Personal.

I am very good about

personal things.

Don't hesitate to

ask if you need help.

Actually..I've been observing

you for the past few days.

I think there can be

a lot more common between us.

Really?

I like it.

I really like it.

I love it.

So..shall we move somewhere

quieter and talk?

Sure. Where?

My home?

Cool. Let's go.

Put it on my tab.

You like it.

Who else lives here?

Just me and my swag.

And sometimes guests like you leave

their essence behind.

Wine?

Yeah, sure.

What's the matter?

Trying to find more similarities?

No..

So..

..what else do you do

except for looking so gorgeous?

I am a translator.

And I've applied for a job in Paris.

Paris.

Romantic city.

Actually, I wanted to talk to you.

I don't know where to begin.

You can begin from

wherever you like.

Actually, it's a little personal.

I am personal too.

And can be private.

So the thing is..

..I am 21-years-old.

Born and brought up in Amsterdam.

I was happy.

My books,

my celibate mom, my friends.

Chatting over the phone for hours.

You getting me right?

Of course, I am.

I am drinking to

understand you better.

But then do you know what happened?

What?

I grew up.

That's what normally

comes after childhood.

Sometimes..

Eventually, the questions

inside me started hating poetry.

Even I hate poetry.

Questions like why

aren't people happy.

Who am I?

What is the meaning of life?

I felt lost..

Till the age of 15,

I didn't realise it..

And suddenly I felt really bad to

find out that I don't have a father.

Wow!

What do you mean wow?

Wow, I mean..

..your story is so painful.

Wow.

Then I asked my mom,

mom, where is dad?

Do you know what she said?

He's dead.

No.

She smiled and said no idea.

I said what do you mean by no idea.

She said you have three options.

You have three fathers?

Three options..

..and one of them is my father.

Understood.

Understood what?

So there is a 33.333

percent chance..

..that you're my papa.

Are you out of your mind?

Why do you drink if

you can't handle alcohol?

It's true. There's a 33.333

percent chance that you're my papa.

Get out.

You're uttering nonsense.

I am no one's papa, understand.

Take a look..

A picture of your Amsterdam trip.

That's where you met my mom.

You two met..

..and nine months later I was born.

Don't be scared.

I didn't come here to claim

any stake in your property.

We just need to get a DNA test,

that's all.

There are two more contestants

in this competition.

One of them is dead and

the other one is in Paris.

I am sorry,

Tia, but your claim doesn't stand.

Because your mom and I never

did it without using safety..

I mean..

I never bat without

wearing a guard.

I have a tab at the medical store.

I am sorry,

but I am not your father.

Your father is in Paris, and if he

isn't then I am sorry for your loss.

But I am not getting

a DNA test done.

Understand.

Where is your mom?

Amsterdam.

She misses you a lot.

Just kidding.

She is very happy in her life.

By the way,

do you do anything for a living..

..or do you just dress up and party.

I am a very busy man.

I've a Real Estate,

Transport, Courier business.

Wow..

Rich dad, huh!

When will we get the results?

Three days.

So soon.

That depends..

If the reports are positive,

then you'll find out..

..after 21 years that you're my dad.

I am not your dad.

Ms. Tia, you're next.

Okay, then.

Okay..

See you in three days, I'm excited!

Okay. Bye.

Jazz..

You okay?

Rhea, do you have kids?

No.

Wait..why?

Just..

Finally, you want a family.

Never. I am a lion.

And a lion is the king

as long as he's alone.

Family makes a man loser.

Are you telling me or trying

to convince yourself.

You know what, just accept it.

We're in the phase of life, where

our past is longer than our future.

And anyway..

..everyone needs a family.

Not me.

Fine, I do..

But I can have a future with myself.

You know what, you should

try a serious relationship.

Are you hitting on me?

Excuse me, I've already

crossed you out long ago.

And anyway, after my divorce

I know exactly what I don't want.

Wow..

Wow Rhea,

you're the reflection of my life.

"The Suit Suits me.."

"I look Punjabi.."

"I look amazing.."

"I look different.."

Bro..

" the Suit Suits me..""

We will invest.

And Grower will be

the face of the project.

Permissions will

be our responsibility.

Vacating the property will be yours.

For this, you will be paid 2%

2%

But we want more.

Sorry, what?

He means he wants more.

Well..this deal can make you

boys the best broker in London.

That we already are.

Eat only what you can digest.

No..

Eat as much as you work hard.

The residents can be difficult.

Jazz lives there.

And they trust him.

He is the guy.

Done.

4%

Done deal, sir.

1..2..3.. Cheers!

You dance really well.

- Really?

- Yes?

You like it?

Yes, I do like it.

What is your name?

Tanvi.

What happened?

Your perfume.

Lavender, and a hint of Vanilla.

How do you know?

Gucci Rush.

That beautiful

fragrance of the '90s..

..which is hard to find these days, tell me

the truth have u stolen it from your mom?

What?

This perfume and your eyes..

Can someone stop time.

I don't want this

night to end, Tanya.

Tanvi..

No..

You're a cat.

Meow..and I'm going to eat you.

No, no, don't eat me.

I am coming to get you.

No.

Oh yes, I am going

to come and eat you.

No, I am scared.

Oh you are my cutie pie.

And I am going to eat you all up.

I am coming.

Gotcha!

I am going to eat you.

Hi..

Who is she?

Hi, Tia.

Nice to meet you.

Sorry, I didn't mean

to interrupt you two.

Jazz, can I talk

to you for a second?

No.

Please, you've no clue

what happened with me tonight.

Please, can I stay

at your place tonight?

No, no, no!

Who is she?

Daughter..

Of my brother.

Your niece.

That is no way to

talk to your family.

Go on, speak to her.

I'll wait.

You promise you won't go anywhere.

I am not going anywhere

without eating you.

And then he came on to me.

I said back off you pervert,

go to hell..

You can keep the money,

and I am going over..

..to my uncle's place.

Since I live in Amsterdam.

Can I have some cookies, please?

You did the right thing

by coming over here.

Because every girl

is safe with Jazz.

Isn't that right, Jazz?

Anyway, you look really tired.

You take some rest

and I'll see you soon.

- Okay. You take care of yourself.

- You too.

Okay, Jazz, I am leaving now.

I'll see you.

Wait, wait, wait..

Why are you leaving?

We have a room.

Jazz, she's right there.

Doesn't seem nice.

Don't worry.

Then, I'll come with you.

Where do you live?

Look after Tia, she looks harrowed.

Don't worry, I'll take a cab.

See you.

By the way,

you two look quite similar.

Spent my childhood studying.

And soon after I grew into an adult.

And as I became an adult,

I got married.

My husband liked to drink..

..and whenever we got time..

..we would drown ourselves in beer.

But as I grew older,

I stopped drinking beer.

Because I couldn't stop burping.

Now I only have gin and tonic.

Gin and tonic is

my favourite drink too.

- Really?

- Yes.

- Let's have it tonight.

- Okay done.

What about Biryani?

- I love Biryani.

- Really?

Then let's meet in the evening.

Okay, done.

- I'll see you later then.

- Okay..

- Bye.

Look at you.

Good morning.

Why was Mrs. Malika here?

She came to ask for the rent.

I said we'll send it soon.

- Why didn't you call me?

- You were sleeping.

Then you should've woken me up.

What is that?

It's a kitten.

Poor thing was crying

outside the window.

Kitten?

Tia, this is my home, not a zoo.

And I didn't want to

create a scene last night..

..but what you did is not cool.

Tanya is my girlfriend.

That's Tanvi, not Tanya.

Really?

Her name is Tanvi?

Whatever. But you cannot do this.

The DNA test results

will arrive at 5 pm today.

I don't know what the

Results are going to be..

..but I wanted to

spend some time with you

That's all.

You know..

..I hope you are my daughter.

Really?

No!

Tia.. Tia.. Tia..

Sing Chow Lou..

This can't be you.

Tia..

Do you know why I became a doctor?

It's for this day.

What is the link that

connects love and truth..

..in its purest form?

Don't know.

Medical Science. Come on.

Take this report for instance..

I didn't mean physically,

take it as an example.

This is the link that

connects love and truth.

Can you please tell us the results?

Of course.

This is why you are here.

Hello, Dr. Kriplani here.

It's you, baby.

Cook whatever you like.

Everything you cook

is always delicious.

Make some okra.

We had that two days ago.

Then potatoes.

Yes, right potatoes are fattening.

Cottage cheese..

Yes, cottage cheese..

Not porridge, cottage cheese.

Cottage cheese, baby.

Hello..

My wife, very good cook.

So..

So according to your reports..

He will have cottage cheese.

She says she will make it.

Tell us the results.

Yeah..

So..

..as the report says..

..congratulations to both of you.

Why?

Because you are going to be parents.

- Parents?

- Yes..

You'll be the mother,

he'll be the father. Parents.

I think you've got it wrong.

We just got a DNA test done.

DNA?

Oh yes..

I am so sorry, my mistake.

Like I said..

..I cannot be the father.

Why? Some gent's problem?

No, just asking.

Just asking..

Because your reports

don't show any such problems..

..since you are the father.

And she is your daughter.

And along with that..

..your daughter is pregnant as well.

So you're going to become a mother.

And technically speaking,

you're going to be a grandfather.

I am so happy.

Who is the father?

You?

No..

Who is the father of your child?

Rohan. My ex-boyfriend.

I love him,

but he loves his freedom more.

He's scared of commitment.

So what should we do now?

About what? Rohan, you being

my father, or the pregnancy?

About you.

I don't know.

I don't have any experience in this.

Can I stay with you tonight?

I don't want to be alone.

Please.

Must be a fused bulb.

Jazz..

Don't call me Jazz.

Dad.

Jazz is fine.

Do you know how long I've

waited for this day?

Like the sun waits for the monsoons.

I waited all my life.

And finally when it rained..

..my life was also flooded

by this pregnancy news.

Life never goes

according to your plan.

Strange.

There's a letter here..

..from the electricity board.

What does it say?

To Mr. Jaswinder Singh,

c/o Mrs. Malika Zaid..

Thank you. Thank you.

What's written inside the letter?

Oh..

Says your electricity has been

disconnected due to non-payment of bill.

What?

Jazz.

Hi..

What are you doing here?

I just bought this huge property..

..and had to get the electricity

connection set up.

Next.

Sir, your line has

been disconnected, right?

What?

They must have disconnected your

line due to non-payment of bill.

Sharon, where do defaulters go?

- Defaulters?

- Yeah.

Where do defaulters go?

Defaulters?

That way.

I am not a defaulter.

Good Indian.

Jazz..

Are you done here?

Yes..

They made a mistake.

But it's done now.

Everything is fine.

Okay, look.

I am going through a little problem.

But things will be fine soon.

There's a deal,

and I've almost cracked it.

Once it's done, everything

will be again top of the pop.

Jazz, in case you need some money..

No..

That's not what I meant.

Everything is A-Okay.

See you.

Bye.

Sorry, it's a bit cold.

Alright.

So..that right there is your uterus.

And that's the placenta.

And that..

..right there..is your baby.

It's only as tiny

as a bean at the moment.

But in a couple of weeks..

..those little lumps..

..will become hands and little feet.

And That..that right

there is his head.

It's amazing, isn't it?

Greetings.

Go ahead.

I know I can't pay

your rent on time.

Forgive me for the delay.

Your daughter's

already paid your rent.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

This is chicken tikka, made at home.

Tia loves it.

Give it to her.

Don't eat it yourself.

Take it.

Why did you tell Mrs.

Malika that you're my daughter?

- I didn't tell her.

- Don't lie to me.

She must have assumed.

Girls never stay here for

more than one night, do they?

Very smart.

Did she send these?

Don't pay my rent next time.

Sorry.

I thought you needed some help.

I don't need anyone.

I forgot to go to the bank,

that's it.

Okay, but if you need money

then I have some.

That's my champagne bucket.

Sorry, I thought that's a vase.

Next time don't do anything

here without asking me.

I don't like changes.

Okay, I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I need to talk to you.

Can you please sit?

Sorry.

Please sit.

I've decided.

I am keeping it.

What?

Keeping the baby.

Okay.

Did you talk to your mother?

I can't contact her.

Is she in jail?

No phone, no internet, till her

Vipasana course doesn't get over.

How long.

6 days or maybe 6 months.

And your boyfriend.

That idiot.

Doesn't make a difference to him.

What do you mean doesn't

make a difference?

He's the child's father.

Will he take responsibility or not?

My question exactly.

I want to deliver here.

What do you mean here?

Here..

..with you.

It's shocking..

..for both of us.

I..

We can't think straight.

Since this is our

first time as parents.

Okay..

What do you see?

A very scared man.

No.

A normal man..

..who turns into a monster

when his freedom is threatened.

And who would like to

raise a baby around a monster?

You might think that

I am trying to get rid of you.

No. No.

We'll chat on the phone every day.

I'll visit you a couple

of times in a year.

Send gifts on occasions.

But right now I cannot take

responsibility of something as big as this.

I cannot do it.

I'll book your ticket

to Amsterdam.

And anyway..

..a pregnant girl should stay

with her mother for her own sake.

I get it.

No need to book tickets.

I will leave today itself.

Here you go.

If you need anything,

please let me know.

Thank you.

"Youth's on a fervor."

"Love is crazy."

"Youth's on a fervor."

"Love is crazy."

"I want to shower my love on you."

"Come and take me in your arms."

"No, no, no.."

"Don't steal my heart."

"Youth's on a fervor."

"Love is crazy."

"I want to shower my love on you."

"Come and take me in your arms."

"No, no, no.."

Hello.

Hi, it's Tia.

Just a second, Tia.

Sorry..

..I was on the treadmill.

Did you reach Amsterdam?

I called up to say just that..

Cool.

Listen, can you a

call-back a little later.

I am busy at the moment.

Okay.

I just wanted to tell you..

Text me, please.

- Okay?

- Fine..

Okay then, let's talk later.

You're looking cute in the bathrobe.

What?

Red bathrobe.

- Where are you?

- Here.

- Where here?

- Here.

Where here, Tia?

Look here..

Outside your window.

What are you doing here?

Can you believe I

got this place on Airbnb?

What did we decide?

- What?

- What did we decide?

That I will leave..

And.

And I left.

I said I want my freedom.

So I gave you your freedom.

This?

Feels like I am living

in Big Boss' home.

Please..

No, listen. I cannot do this.

I need my privacy.

You can't look at me.

Do you do anything illegal?

What?

- No.

- Then?

Then?

Do you feel guilty looking at me?

Or embarrassed?

Poor Rocky.

He was a happy, and a cheerful guy.

How did he suddenly die?

He's alive but wants to die.

Some girl showed out of nowhere,

who is his daughter.

And she is pregnant herself.

Meaning he didn't just become

a father, but a grandfather.

Not to mention that

she wants to live with him.

That's such a great story.

Your friend is really lucky.

These things only happen in movies.

Horror movies.

Look, your friend's

life is going to change.

He already looks like he's doomed.

And the poor guy's still so young.

How young is your friend?

Rocky..

I mean..

..he's young.

As young as Nazia?

No.

As young as me?

No.

Oh, wait, as young as you.

He's in trouble, Rhea.

Poor guy was living

an independent life.

He's stupid.

And even though his name is Jazz,

he's calling himself Rocky.

Come on, Jazz. Congratulations.

You could never have

had a family on your own.

And God's blessed with you

everything without any extra effort.

I can die.

Will you relax?

Your life has a new purpose.

All this sounds so sweet..

..but please don't

tell anyone about this.

I'll be devastated.

Okay, grandpa.

Two shots, please.

Hey Jazz, what's up?

Come Join us.

I am not in the mood.

Have some shots.

No thanks .

Leave it, uncle looks tired.

Okay.

Two shots, please.

Yo..no music.

What?

Three shots, please.

No music! No music!

No music!

No music! No music!

No music!

Four shots, please.

No music!

Five shots, please.

Yeah, come on.

No music!

Six shots, please.

Jazz you don't need to do this

I'm fine.

No music! No music!

No music!

Where did you stick

your foot in this time?

Cricket.

Is that your new codeword?

I fell off the bar.

You should act

according to your age.

What now?

It will get better in 2 weeks.

Not you.

What about Mrs. Malika?

I'll talk to her.

Greetings, aunty.

That's my brother Dimpy.

We're here to talk

about your property.

I got to know,

but I don't want to sell.

It's a pretty nice deal.

You have three homes, and..

..you can ask the

builder to pay extra.

I said I don't want to sell.

Mrs. Malika,

the deal is on hold because of you.

Don't you want to

continue living there?

Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday, Rocky.

Bartender..let the booze flow so

they go crawling back to their home.

Guys, the drinks are on the house.

I need more drinks.

It's your birthday.

- Happy Birthday, Rocky.

- Rocky..my brother.

Happy birthday.

Lets burn the dance floor.

Hi.

Rhea.

Jazz.

- Wow..

- Thank you.

How come you are here?

You're not the only one who

gets his hair dyed at my place.

You mean..

Original. Original.

Where is your drink?

- Yeah, where is your drink?

- No, I have a broken leg.

- I am on anti biotics.

- Come on, it's his birthday.

- Can I have a glass of water please.

- No no no water.. Come on, come on.

Whiskey is the best anti biotic.

Get him one more. One more.

[English rap song]

Jazz..

..where is your home?

There means what?

Jazz..

..what do you want?

I want Malika aunty's home.

Malika aunty..

..please give me your home.

Jazz..

You have a nice home.

Good morning.

How did I get here?

Alcohol is not advisable

when you're on antibiotics.

I am sorry, Rhea.

What happened yesterday?

A lot..

Did anything happen..

..between us?

It was amazing.

Nothing happened, you idiot.

Oh, man..

Why not.

Because I am your age,

and that's too old for you.

And anyway, I am not your type.

You don't have a type, Rhea.

You're different.

I wish my ex-husband knew that.

You know,

I always wanted a relationship..

..where I would feel belonged.

But I never found that intimacy.

Jazz, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

What were you doing?

- I thought..

- No, what.. What did you think?

I thought..

What did you think?

- I thought we had a moment.

- No!

I had an emotional moment.

And you were hitting on me.

We're friends, Jazz.

I am sorry.

Jazz..

..you're amazing.

But you behave like

this with other girls.

Can't we try real friendship?

Jazz..

I am just joking.

Move grand dad ..

your father must be one!

[indistinct chatter]

Listen, I'll send the

manuscript over for translation.

Okay, perfect.

Hi..

Hi.

He's Jazz..

They are from Oxford Publications.

They are here to discuss

some translation work.

We'll be in touch.

What are you doing here?

I..

I just came to say hi.

See you.

What's wrong with your leg?

I was playing football.

At this age?

Come, I'll drop you home.

No, I'll manage.

Ohh..

..there's something

I want to show you.

Just one minute.

I'll be right back.

- Tia.

- I'll be right back.

Why isn't it working?

I don't know.

It was working fine until yesterday.

What did you want to show me?

My sonography.

Leave the pen drive behind,

I'll watch it later.

Are you okay?

I am feeling sick,

it's been like this since morning.

What happened?

Hello.

Where are you?

At home, why?

I'll be there in two minutes.

Two minutes?

Hello. Hello..

Sh**

Better?

Listen, Tia.

I'll watch your sonography later.

You're not well.

Go home.

Why?

Okay, my brother is coming over.

Uncle.

But he's not normal.

I want to meet him.

No, no, Tia,

this is not the right time.

I'll introduce you two later.

I won't say a word.

I just want to see him.

He's an ugly guy.

Why do you want to see him?

Just once. Please.

Please.

Okay.

One look, and you leave.

And if anyone asks,

then we're just good friends.

Nothing more.

You should at least

check your messages.

I don't expect you to give a reply.

But those two ticks at least

indicate that you're still alive.

Hi.

Hello.

That's Tia, my friend.

And that's Dimpy, my brother.

It's so nice to meet you.

What happened?

Who is she?

No one.

She's as old as

your daughter, Jassi.

Stop calling her my daughter.

Who is?

Then get to the point.

Grover came over.

He was asking about Malika.

Investors are putting

pressure on him.

Buy some more time

from the investors.

I'll handle everything.

What about Mrs. Malika?

I'll find a way.

Calm down.

Meow..

Hi..

Tan..vi..

Sorry to drop in unannounced.

I heard you met with an accident.

So I came over to check on you.

You're so sweet..

..and caring too.

But right now we're having

some family problems at home.

Actually, my brother is

having some girlfriend trouble.

And my health is also...

Can we meet tomorrow, please?

I thought since today is a Sunday,

you'll be kind of free.

Today is Sunday.

Jassi..

- Mom, Dad..

- Take the bags?

So you can come

to work from tomorrow.

I'll pay you extra for the dishes.

Meow..

She doesn't look like a maid..

Yes, she is educated.

But likes to clean.

Where does her mother work?

By the way, I hope your brother

patches up with her girlfriend.

Bye.

What?

kunal loves football.

And Khushi..

Khushi is busy with

her dollhouses all the time.

You know, when I was young

I used to love dollhouses.

Are you serious?

So Dimpy, what's going on?

Tia, they are Dimpy's parents.

Mine too.

Hello.

Greetings.

Sorry, I am a little nervous.

No need to be nervous.

We're all family.

Sorry.

Please excuse me.

You guys take a seat,

and I'll be right back.

All okay?

There, you got your wish.

Are you happy now?

Hello, Greetings..

Now leave. Please, leave.

I beg you.

But we haven't even

been introduced properly.

Do you want them to

go for a DNA test as well?

So..

So it's been going on like this..

For how long?

Couple of months..

The deal's finally sealed.

Once that woman signs the papers,

then that's it.

Otherwise, I'll lose on this one.

Dimpy, you have a wife and kids,

but no shame.

What?

What are you guys saying?

Yes, of course, Mr. Grover.

Yes...

We're on our way.

That was Grover on the phone.

We've to leave now.

So..you guys go home.

Dimpy and I will come over.

Great.

We're being forced out of the house.

Are you going to say something?

There's no reason

to be sentimental, mom.

What is that?

My projector, but it doesn't work.

What is that?

That's my sonography.

What ..

You..

..you are pregnant.

Yes.

Dimpy..

You stupid fool..

Oh you!

I've done nothing.

Weren't you ashamed to have an

affair with a young girl like her?

Shame on you.

Please listen to me

Wait a second..

You're getting me wrong.

Mom!

This is my child.

This is your child?

No..

This is my child.

This is your child and she's

pregnant with Dimpy's child..

Mom..

She is my daughter, I am her father.

And she is pregnant

with her boyfriend's child.

Dimpy is her uncle.

You're her grandparents..

..and now you two are soon

to become great grandparents.

Don't listen to him.

Come home whenever you want to.

Okay

Take care.

I've never felt so happy before.

I came looking for my father

but found a family instead.

Thank you.

Goodnight.

Tia..

Yes.

Come home.

I'll see you tomorrow.

No.

Bring your stuff.

Stay with me.

"Let's steal some selfish

moments together.."

"Let's not worry about the future.."

"..and spend some moments

together right now."

"Let's not make any promises,

whether big or small."

"Come over if you like.."

"..don't stop to think."

"You're the one for me, my friend."

"My heart feels connected to you."

"When you are around,

I am always happy."

"Happy.. Happy.. "

"You're the one for me, my friend."

"My heart feels connected to you."

"When you are around,

I am always happy."

"Happy.. Happy.. "

"Spread happiness,

and share the pain."

"Together we laugh

and cry on this journey."

"Spread happiness,

and share the pain."

"Together we laugh

and cry on this journey."

"The mindlessness, and mischiefs.."

"..when you're with me,

everything seems right."

"I've many tales to narrate.."

"..let's make a

song and sing along."

"Let's not waste time.."

"You're the one for me, my friend."

"My heart feels connected to you."

"When you are around,

I am always happy."

"Happy.. Happy.. "

"You're the one for me, my friend."

"My heart feels connected to you."

"When you are around,

I am always happy."

"Happy.. Happy.. "

"You're the one for me, my friend."

"My heart feels connected to you."

"When you are around,

I am always happy."

"Happy.. Happy.. "

Excuse me, I am looking for Tia.

Tia. There, room no. 3.

Tia.

Are you okay?

What happened?

Hiccups.

Hiccups?

I was getting hiccups

and got scared.

False alarm.

Thank God.

Yeah..

I am thinking about telling Rohan.

You haven't told your boyfriend yet.

And anyway,

what will he do when he finds out.

Relax, he's a nice guy.

Fine, tell him.

All the best.

But don't get your hopes too high.

Men brag about how brave

they are all their lives.

But pregnancy scares

them out of their wits.

Why are you wearing

sunglasses at night?

What are you? Feroz Khan?

Fardeen.

Come.

[indistinct chatter]

Here you go, Tia. Your favourite.

Cupcakes,

pastries, and chocolate brownies.

What's the reason for all this love?

What do you want in return?

She's beginning to understand me.

No, but I am getting to know you.

Okay, we need some

help with our business?

Is it anything illegal?

Do we look the goony type to you?

Not us, just you.

Okay, tell me.

The deal's stuck

because of one owner.

She doesn't seem to agree..

..and the investors

are putting pressure on us.

I fear that they

might cancel the deal.

Okay.

And the owner is Mrs. Malika.

Okay, I can try.

Hi!

How are you?

I am fine, how are you?

I'm good.

Seeing you after a long time.

Yeah, I know I was

a little tied up..

Oh so sorry, I forgot to call.

What do you mean you forgot?

Come up..

[Punjabi folk song]

Too good.

Greetings.

Let it be.

You always give me

that goony type feeling..

..which is why I never talk to you.

But Tia explained me the

deal so nicely, that I thought..

..I should make this investment

for my grandchildren.

So..

..you know everything

about this deal.

Yes.

And you're ready to sign.

- Yes..

- I mean..

..if I bring the

papers over tomorrow..

..then you will sign.

I am drinking alcohol,

and you sound drunk.

She is saying yes.

I always knew she is your daughter.

But what about your wife?

She died in a car crash.

Oh, I am so sorry.

I'm bringing papers tomorrow.

But I have one condition.

What?

When I was 5-years-old..

..my father gave

me a small willow tree.

And said take care of it.

Him and me, we grew up together.

But look how tall he grew,

and I didn't.

Will they hack it down?

But nothing grows on it.

But I have many memories with it.

Will this remain?

Yes.

Can I come over

sometimes to take a look?

Of course, whenever you want.

Then it's fine!

Bring the papers, and I'll sign it.

Are you happy now?

Oh yeah.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

By the way, what are you going

to make in this beautiful place?

We'll make it more beautiful.

Why? It's perfect.

Perfect doesn't make money.

And what will be my percentage?

Ohh..

What do you want?

Just don't cut down her tree.

Done.

Congratulations, Singh Brothers.

Finally you two got

everyone's signatures.

Actually, we're three now.

Whatever..but you guys are great.

Investors are very happy.

As soon as the vacancy's done,

we'll start construction.

Will you let the tree be?

What tree?

The tree that's in the middle.

The willow tree.

Take the kids to the mall.

We'll take care of

the trees and gardens.

Thanks to his quick thinking we're

going to build towers in that place.

And now he wants

to bask in the garden.

Rohan's coming.

What?

He wants to take me to Amsterdam.

Where was he for nine months?

With mom.

They were both running

a Vipassana course.

It's pretty famous out there.

Rich Indians come all the way to Amsterdam

from India to enroll in this course.

Jaswinder Singh.

Yes, sir.

Do you get sleep at nights?

Yes...a good one!

Shame. Do you have any shame?

Does your word have any worth?

What happened, sir?

You sold me a property claiming

it will be the next Soho.

It's been five years.

And the property's

price has plummeted.

What are you saying?

Must be someone else.

And anyway, that's your luck.

If you haven't cheated,

then what are you scared about.

I hope you won't do the

same thing with Mrs. Malika.

No, I..

Somethings are not in my control.

And anyway, there's nothing Mrs.

Malika can do.

Good morning.

Morning..

Is it 3 o'clock already?

Very funny.

It's 9.

In the morning.

I'm Getting better.

Of course.

Early day at work?

I am not going anywhere today.

I want to chill

with this little one.

You're a very cute

grandpa on the inside.

Tia.

Yes?

Hey..

- Tia..

Tia..

Hi.

Tia..

Oh my, God.

Tia..

Look at this.

Rohu.

Mama, Rohan is unconscious.

The energy in this

house is not good.

Whose house is it?

Dad.

Whose dad?

My dad.

You found him.

Who is he?

Guys, this is really embarrassing.

I can't believe I've

to introduce my mom to my dad.

Mom, that's dad.

Dad, that's mom.

Papa, can you help, please?

Are you sure this drug-addict

is the father of your child?

Why?

Her father can be a sex-addict..

..but lover can't be a drug addict.

Mom..

Is he dead?

No, it's an old problem.

He faints whenever

he gets too emotional.

What are you doing?

Oh my, God.

- Careful.

What?

Tia, are you sure this

negative guy is your dad.

Are you sure this

hippie's your mother?

Okay, guys, stop.

Please, stop it.

Rohu.

Rohu baby, are you fine?

Are you okay?

Yeah..

I mean..

I missed you.

I missed you too.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

Shall we get married?

I think I am hungry.

Can I get something to eat?

Can you please get something to eat?

Of course, ma'am.

You looked pretty sweet

in your younger days, Jassi.

It's Jazz.

Between meditation and hashish,

I found inner peace.

But I took one look at

you and my penance were broken.

You completely disturbed my nirvana.

"Can someone stop time."

"I don't want this

night to get over."

Remember Jazz.

Okay, I am sorry. Okay?

Right now there's nothing I can do

for you except make this sandwich.

I don't want anything from you.

The Universe is listening to me.

What nonsense.

You dye your hair.

No.

It's natural.

Don't try to teach me about nature.

It causes cancer.

You shouldn't use the microwave.

Why? Will I get cancer?

You chew tobacco all day..

..and do cheap drugs..

and microwave's cause cancer.

Hippie.

There was a time when

you liked..this hippiness.

But wasting your entire

life on drugs isn't.

I am very happy.

Because of you, I found my path.

My calling.

When you got me

pregnant and ran away..

Okay, listen Ananya.

20-years-ago we had..

Sex..

That's it.

There is no other connection

between you and me.

And anyway, this is your fault.

For 21-years you didn't

tell me that I had a daughter.

You could've called.

I hate phone calls.

Because that causes cancer,

doesn't it?

You must have sold

your phone to buy drugs.

You're trying to disturb my chakras.

No, I am feeling dizzy.

The sandwich is ready, move aside.

Accept it, we have a child together.

No, we do not have a child together.

You had a child,

And that child lives with me now.

Pass me my sandwich.

Excuse.

Be better than this guy ya?

Okay, great.

I'll book a hotel for you guys.

Time and space is just a concept.

Then live on the streets.

Okay, please.

For a few days..

..can we all just stay together..

..like a family?

- Goodnight, papa.

- Goodnight.

What now?

That's my question, Jazz.

What happened to us?

What?

When?

Tia..

Close your eyes

and feel this moment..

..and atone for your sins.

Imagine..

..sometime ago we were

together in Amsterdam.

One body, two souls.

We're prisoners of time, Jazz.

Youth is a lie.

You know..

..according to the

calendar of rebirth..

..I've turned 2370 years old.

Let's reminisce our old memories

and let our energies meet.

Let's do it.

What?

Sex.

No, no, no, Ananya, no.

Tia needs a brother.

- No, no.

- All the stars have aligned.

No..

All the stars have aligned.

Tia..

Rhea?

She is not on work today.

Where are you?

We need to talk.

Go on.

Where are you?

At Jack's Cafe.

[Indistinct chatter]

- You won't believe what happened.

- Hi, Jazz.

Hi..

Are you guys on a date?

- No.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- No?

Decide first.

Let's talk later.

Will you tell me what happened?

You didn't tell me either.

Is he your boyfriend?

If you go on dates

with such flat faces..

..you're bound to

lose faith in love.

What do you mean?

Nothing, I was just..

Jazz.

Jazz, stop.

- Why are you behaving like this?

- Listen, I am sorry, okay.

Go back inside and hold his hand.

We'll discuss my problem later.

Jazz, don't act like you're

my boyfriend and I cheated on you.

But it seems like one.

That guy is normal.

He wants to talk to me.

He didn't attack me as you did.

Come on, Jazz, I am not

like those girls in the club.

Do you even know what I want?

I want old-school love.

That has the maturity, affection..

..and not just lust.

Let me know if you want to talk.

I want a friend, not drama.

Breathe out.

And push, Tia.

Push.

Breathe out and push.

Push.

Breathe out and push.

Push.

Breathe out and push.

Push.

I will shit in my pants.

You don't have to push. You just

have to support Tia, spiritually.

Excuse me.

What's going on?

Practising for delivery.

What for?

So she has a natural delivery.

To save ourselves from

the fraud hospitals and doctors.

We'll do it at home.

In the bathtub.

In the bathtub?

That's what she's saying.

Come on, baby.

We've to go back to breathe out..

- Come on, breathe. Push.

- Come on, come on.

Breathe..push..

- Breathe..push..

- Breathe out..

Okay, everybody listen.

Lie down..

Breathe..push..

Listen..

Everyone listen!

First I suddenly find out

that I have a pregnant daughter.

Later her mother

arrives and so do you.

My home,

kitchen, bathroom, my life..

..you guys took over

everything but I said nothing.

But my grandchild's delivery

will happen in a clean hospital..

..under the observation of a doctor.

And not in the bathroom.

And you two won't talk like a bunch of

drug addicts in front of my daughter.

Understood!

He needs meditation!

She needs help.

Wow..

Dimpy, how does it look?

Looks huge.

As I said, after this deal you guys

will be the biggest brokers in London.

Quite marvellous, isn't it?

Now ask why I brought this here?

Come on, ask.

Well..if we build homes,

it needs to be sold.

And who is going to sell them?

Singh Brothers.

I am telling you, you guys

are going to make a lot of money.

A lot of money.

No looking back.

God bless.

Where is the tree?

What tree?

This is a money tree.

Guys, get ready to start selling..

..the most expensive

pent house in London.

Dimpy, tell your staff that

whoever sells the most homes.

I'll raise the stake.

Whoever sells the most

number of penthouses in a month..

Yeah, not in a week, but a month..

I'll give you the ground floor.

Tia, wait.

At least listen to me.

You're cheating Mrs. Malika.

They are giving her a lot of money..

..and pretty soon she

will forget her tree.

This is worth millions.

Emotions often ruin deals.

I promised her.

You used me.

Please don't overreact.

Life teaches you to adjust.

She will too.

Then why didn't you?

Why can't you accept

the concept of time and age?

Your word is your responsibility.

But what do you know

about responsibility?

You've never cared for anyone

in your life, except for yourself.

Okay, I've had enough

of your free advice.

I am great the way I am.

People often mistake their

guilt for their responsibility.

Like I feel for you.

I don't want anyone in my life.

You came here looking for me.

And now that you're

a part of my life..

..you'll have to live by my rules.

I came here looking for my dad..

..but found a topmost

broker instead.

What's going on?

We're going to Amsterdam.

And Tia.

She's coming too.

Tia..

My intentions weren't to hurt you.

I want to buy a home

for us with this deal.

I am doing this for us.

Why are you leaving, Tia?

We'll meet..on birthdays.

There's always phone and texting.

We'll stay in touch.

Tia. Tia.

Hurry up, we're getting late.

Hello, sir.

What time is the train?

The train leaves

at 11 o'clock tomorrow.

But we're getting late right now.

Are you ready?

Thank you, sir.

Your house keys.

Thank you.

"How could you be so cruel, Lord..."

"Born to someone and taken

away by another, we are."

"How could you be so cruel, Lord..."

"Born to someone and taken

away by another, we are."

"I feel as if the

world is upset with me."

"I am the apple of your eye."

"Tears won't stop, I wonder why."

"Why turn back?"

"Heartbroken everyone is."

"I see everyone weep."

"I won't be coming back."

"Oh my dearest father,"

"Your baby girl is leaving."

"Oh my dearest father."

"Your baby girl is leaving."

"Oh my dearest father,

Look at me."

"I am leaving you forever."

"Oh my dearest father."

"Your baby girl is leaving."

Excuse me.

Mr. Rajendra Sharma please.

Room no.204 sir.

This way please.

Jazz.

Come in.

What happened?

Nothing.

My youth can't tolerate my ageing.

Doctors are stupid.

They are saying

change your lifestyle.

I said come to my club,

I'll change your lifestyle.

Don't you have any family?

Flying solo..

Remember!

I'll stay with you tonight.

No, bro.

You go and enjoy.

I will rest here. It's okay.

Don't tell anyone I am here.

I told everyone that I am

in Ibiza for the music festival.

Okay.

"My tears are drying out."

"My feet won't stop."

"My tears are drying out."

"My feet won't stop."

"My wishes won't oblige me."

"My fate is testing me."

"I feel as if the

world is upset with me."

"I am the apple of your eye."

"Tears won't stop, I wonder why."

"Why turn back?"

"Heartbroken everyone is."

"I see everyone weep."

"I won't be coming back."

"Oh my dearest father,"

"Your baby girl is leaving."

"Oh my dearest father,"

"Your baby girl is leaving."

"Oh my dearest father,"

"Look at me."

"I am leaving you forever."

"Oh my dearest father,"

"Your baby girl is leaving."

"It feels as if the

whole house left with you."

"Beautiful seasons,

weather and cherished memories too."

"It feels as if the

whole house left with you."

"Beautiful seasons,

weather and cherished memories too."

"There is no movement, no sound."

"This house without

you is like a raw wound."

"I feel as if the

world is upset with me."

"I am the apple of your eye."

"Tears won't stop, I wonder why."

"Why turn back?"

"Heartbroken everyone is."

"I see everyone weep."

Grover.

You won't cut Mrs. Malika's tree.

What?

You're joking right.

Do you know what this means?

The deal will get cancelled.

I don't care.

What nonsense is this?

The cheque is ready.

Don't you want to get paid?

Dimpy, talk some

sense in your brother.

Otherwise, he'll be a jack

of all for the rest of his life.

But never become a businessman.

If you love plants and

trees then go work in a nursery.

Why do you claim to be a broker?

Won't cut the tree.

He said you won't cut the tree..

..then that's it.

"I feel all alone."

"My baby girl is leaving."

"I feel all alone."

"My baby girl is leaving."

"I feel all alone."

"My heart is leaving me."

"I feel all alone."

"My baby girl is leaving."

"How could you be so cruel, Lord..."

"Born to someone and taken

away by another, they are."

Tia.

I will fix everything.

Go away.

Keep your energy away

from Tia and her child.

Please.

I don't care about this deal.

I am only worried

about you and your child.

He is lying again

like he did 20-years-ago.

I didn't see you grow up..

..but I want to see your child grow.

I want to take him to school..

I have only lived for myself..

..but now I want to live for you.

Please give me this chance,

stay with me.

I am fine with everything.

Even him.

I need you.

And I can't live without you.

I never fell in love.

You're my first love.

I love you.

Don't go.

Please.

Tia.

Tia, say something.

Papa, my water broke.

Oh my, God.

Call the Police!

I meant an ambulance.

I love you.

It's a girl.

She's seven pounds.

No, I am scared.

It will be okay.

She is beautiful.

Like you.

I think she looks just like you.

Rocky.

Grandpa, you took your

time to open the door.

I brought a gift for you.

Hi..

Tia invited me.

- And that flat face?

- He was never in the picture.

Okay..

- Okay-okay..

- Easy, Jazz.. take it slow!

Tia, never leave

me alone with Kiara.

Why?

Because if she does

anything cute I'll faint.

I'll check on her.

Okay.. Okay..

Can I tell you something fantastic?

You're the first baby in this world

who will have to attend your mom..

..and your grandpa's wedding.

And your grandma

is still a bachelorette.

Let it be.

I'll explain to you later.

Your family is very complicated.

Stop the time.

I can't let this night end.

Am I disturbing?

I love seeing you two together.

Same here.

Happy Diwali.

Happy Diwali, papa.

Camera set.

"Don't lay your eyes on me."

"My eyes will pierce

right through you."

"Let me love you."

"Every boy follow me."

"And looks for an excuse to meet."

"Let me love you."

"The one that stole my heart."

"The one that drove me crazy."

"The one that stole my heart."

"The one that drove me crazy."

"She's got killer eyes.."

"..and the dangling earrings."

"Her voice.."

"Her voice is as sweet as nectar."

"The one that stole my heart."

"The one that drove me crazy."

"The one that stole my heart."

[English rap]

"She is shy to call

you in front of anyone."

"She stole my hear without

letting the world know."

"She is shy to call

you in front of anyone."

"She stole my hear without

letting the world know."

"Writes.."

"Writes me letters every day."

"The one that stole my heart."

"The one that drove me crazy."

"The one that stole my heart."

"I hand over my heart to you today."

"What do you plan to do with it?"

"Because you've chosen.."

"..chosen the queen of fairies."

"The one that stole your heart."

"The one that drove your crazy."

"The one that stole my heart."

"She's got killer eyes.."

"..and the dangling earrings."

"Her voice.."

"Her voice is as sweet as nectar."

"The one that stole my heart."

"The one that drove me crazy."

"The one that stole my heart."

[English rap]

Jawaani Jaaneman (2020) - full transcript