Jackpot (2019) - full transcript

Two smart con-women and a bunch of quirky gangsters are pitted against each other while in pursuit of a mythical vessel fabled for its powers.

All incidents and characters in this film
are fictitious, bear no resemblance

No birds or animals were harmed
during the making of this film

"O' cud-chewing beloved bovine"

"I came to sing this folk song of mine"

"Listening to my song, give me forever"

"Your milk, nectarous flavor
which I can distribute all over"

"My precious cow, this song is for you"

"With Goddess Saraswathi's blessings true"

"Listening to this sweet melody
Give me milk plenty from your body"

"Give me daily
pure milk abundantly"

Eat to your heart's content

You give only 1300 ml of milk daily
Not a drop more not a drop less!

With the present inflation, to dig a well
he is asking for a king's ransom!

'By the time I finish this
I'll be dead as a door nail'

Fat hopes to think it was gold!

Uncle, is milk ready?

Coming, dear

'Whether I milk my cows or not
you are here at the crack of dawn!'

'Bunny rabbit'

Uncle, will you give me a bunny?

You look like a bunny yourself

'No, I can't give'

Get lost then!

I used a new vessel just for you

Hold it tight
so it doesn't spill

Look over there!
The bunny has fallen into the pit

'Aiyaiyo! It has become
a habit for him'

I lied to you
Just like that

Get lost, madcap jenny!

'I milked only 1300 milliliter
It has flowed all the way here'

'Doesn't make sense at all'

'Milk is flowing nonstop!!'

'This bowl is generating milk
of its own accord continuously'

'Let me check this cauldron'

'If the bowl is held upside down
the magic doesn't work'

'Now it works, huh?'

'Few Years Later'

'How has the milkman
hit the jackpot all of a sudden?'

Are you sure no one is in there?

I know, because the owner has gone to
the next village to preside over a function

There's just 1 brass vessel

If he has this under lock and key
it may be a brass coated gold bowl

Let us take it
Just in case

'Who is that?'

- Thief!
- Nab him

'Catch hold of him'


'Get him'

'Hey, stop there'

'Get him'

[magic vessel]

Ragul, where did you get this plant?

What is it, son?

Sitting here with a plant
in the center of the hall?

Don't raise your voice

After 3 days 100 rupee notes
will bloom from this plant

In his dreams!

Have you lost your mind?

You think I'm loony?

When currency notes blossom
and you ask me to give you some

I'll have the last word then

I throw this out
you'll be fine

Don't throw it, pa
please tell him not to, ma

Let him admire this plant, just ignore

At least shift it to one corner

Aren't you my pet?
Shift it to a corner

No, the seer told me to keep it
in the center, right under the fan

'A seer told you?'

Yes, in 3 days, 100 rupee notes
will blossom for sure, he assured me

How can this happen?

I told you not to conceive in August
Did you trust my superstition?

Am I solely responsible?!

'Hey! Give me a glass of tea'

Rayappananna, you own a rice mill and
you're sitting here like an orphan

Owner of a rice mill is just a name tag!

Go and tell my son Manasthan
and daughter Manasthi right now

Somasundaram has kidnapped and killed me

I want to know
how much they love me

That's so simple, I'll make it
spread like wildfire

Inform them after 3 days

'Our bro will be dead after 3 days
Shut down the shop, I say'

He is quick to rush me to the cemetery!

Hey! What are you up to?

I learnt a new mantra
I'm trying that spell with this tea

Casting a spell, huh?

I am sitting here jobless
Try your spell on me

- Shall I see if this magic works?
- For sure, try your luck

Now what?
I shouldn't yell at him?

Now what?
You want to scold him?

Ragul, till your father calms down
get an earful from him

Okay, pa
Let out your fury


Keep your hands to yourself
Ragul is here

I was looking for him

It's day #2, money will
start blooming tomorrow

Don't be a pest
Come back to bed

Where does he keep disappearing?

He is into farming now

You'll be late for school
Go, take a shower

Only if I throw this out-

Ma, as if I was breeding pigs!

'It is just a plant'

'What are you searching now?'

'Only when he has to leave for school
he'll frantically hunt for something'

What are you doing?

If ants climb on to the leaves
they will eat up all the rupees

That's why I'm sprinkling
ant killer powder

My money...my money

Lie down, loony!


Amma! I told you, didn't I?
Both of you didn't believe me

Did you see this?
Open your eyes and see?

My money plant gave me 100 rupees!

'Is this a real 'money' plant?'

Don't be a nutcase I stuck it
so he doesn't get disappointed

You are truly great, dear

'Kabir Bhai Biriyani Stall'

What's so great about this?

I knew very well he would stick it
if I enacted this whole drama

I was the one who gave you the idea

How many times to tell you?
1st you must buy a token

How can you harp on a token
when she is so hungry?

Serve 'biriyani' first

Masha, we don't have money
How are you ordering?

We will deal with that later
Aren't you hungry?

1st let us quieten
the growls in your stomach

What is it?

I have to pay my school fees, Masha
My shoes are worn out completely

My teacher wants me to get new ones

We'll do that

Even my uniform is torn

Even that has to be bought

We'll do that too

- Masha, aren't you eating?
- You eat first

- 'Bhai...bhai'
- What, Iyer?

Rowdy Manasthan's father died it seems
Unruly elements are creating a ruckus

Our Joseph's shop has been damaged badly
Bring down the shutter at once

Hey! Go...go
Clear out

Bhai, close shop
Rayappan is dead

Clear out

Bhai, where is my 'biriyani'?

Rowdy Manasthan's father is dead
You want to eat 'biriyani'?!

Get up, God is great!

Madam, money

Manasthan's father is dead
How can you think of money?!

'Aiyo! God knows how he died'

'Ticket...show me your ticket'

Your limbs are fine

Hello! I'm not a beggar
Show me your ticket

Sir, ticket?

Hurrying to catch the ticket
I forgot to buy a train!

What are you blabbering?

Pay a fine of Rs 5000
Stand aside and wait

I have only 2000 with me

Take this and let me go, sir

Please, sir


You were so pissed off with me, I knew
you would've forgotten to buy the ticket

That's why I bought your ticket also

Here, sir
Both our tickets


Who are you, madam?

If you hadn't come I would've been
forced to pay 2000 to him

Thanks a ton

It's a legal offense
to travel without ticket

How could you grab
my money like that?

Wait, return my money
All this is atrocious

True, it is atrocious

But if I hadn't come there
you would've coughed up 5000

Or else you'll be behind bars, bro

- That's right
- Whichever way you see it

- You stand to gain
- What logic!

She paid 5 bucks and flicked my 2000!

Madam, can I work for you?

'Poor kiddo
He has fallen'

'Come, let us give him a hand'

'Is he hurt?'

Oh gawd! My eggs

My eggs are all broken

How will I face my owner?

Aiyo! My boss is short tempered

He'll beat me black and blue
and kill me today

It was an accident
How can he blame you?

Go and explain to him what happened

It's only 10 days
since I joined duty, akka

If he gets to know about this

'...he'll deduct this from my salary
and sack me, akka'

Keep this

No, akka

I have only this much

Try to convince him with this

If I had more cash on me
I would've definitely helped you

- Take care
- Thanks

'It is cruel; most oppressive curse
Poverty in childhood is even worse'

'Lakshmi Provision Store'

What is this?

Collection is even less than yesterday

People waiting in the bus stand
are not millionaires, Masha

'That's all I got'

Just 1150, whom are you
trying to hoodwink, eh?

So you don't trust me

That's all you'll get
for the rotten eggs you gave

I didn't get a single paisa
more than 1150 rupees

Trying to pull a fast one on me?

Yellow shirt 50
Blue shirt 100

Baldie 200
Red 'churidhar' 100

Violet sari 100
Black shirt 100

White 'dhoti' 50
Red sari 50

Silk sari 100
Black jeans 200

Red Tshirt girl 200
Floral 'churidhar' 100

Horn-rimmed specs female 100
Plus my contribution 100

'That's the way, Akshu'

You rob innocent people
for such rotten eggs

Don't you think it's wrong?

What is wrong?

When they gave you money

...lift your head a little
and think back on what they did

'This is the present plight of India'

If you share within 10 seconds
Lady Luck will smile on you

Top priority
Please share immediately

This is our beloved Land of Bharata!

Share if you are a true Indian

One who doesn't share this
is an anti-Indian

Wretched hypocrites!

We are cheating those who donate
for sheer self glorification

If we can give them the joy of
a few 'likes' and 'shares'

...whatever we did is not a crime at all

"Live it up, rock and roll
Play games, enjoy heart & soul"

"I'll slink away after playing silently
Lady star's games prudently"

"My money is in my pocket
Your cash in your wallet"

"It is 'yours truly'
if I pickpocket quietly"

"I'll cheat in my area boldly
and swagger swearing loudly"

"When I walk past
loss is all yours, alas!"

"When we rejoice
rockets light up the sky"

"Whole city will revel
with our sister special"

"Don't have many pockets on you
I'll flick your cash with your shirt too"

"She's a hero, so a shero
Shero is as good as a hero"

"Jo on the go, if shero shows up
To fun and frolic just no hiccup"

"Shero, she has a golden halo
No need hero, she'll ace the show"

"Jo on the go, if shero turns up
Larks and pranks swing to the top"

"My money is in my pocket
Your cash in your wallet"

"It is 'yours truly'
if I pickpocket quietly"

"I'll cheat in my area boldly
and swagger swearing loudly"

"When I walk past
loss is all yours, alas!"

"Even if you pile real high
pancakes up to the sky"

"You can eat in the end
only to your stomach's content"

"Even if you're a hero in films umpteen
you can't be in every shot and scene"

"She's a hero, so a shero
Shero is as good as a hero"

"Jo on the go, if shero shows up
To fun and frolic just no hiccup"

"Kick your heels"

"Rock & roll!"

"She's a mischievous birdie; tiny chilli
When she speaks delightfully spicy"

"Slippery as an eel, fast as a deer
if you miss, you can never catch her"

"Even the righteous when they see cash
they dive for it; their values crash"

"Really my head spins dizzy
Right and wrong confuse me"

"Why buy trouble is never our motto
Fortune favors us pronto"

"Even if you loot the whole town and hoard
you can't stash it; so don't go overboard"

"She's a hero, so a shero
Shero is as good as a hero"

"Jo on the go, if shero shows up
To fun and frolic just no hiccup"

"Shero, she has a golden halo
No need hero, she'll ace the show"

"Jo on the go, if shero turns up
Larks and pranks swing to the top"

"Have a blast!"

'Way to go, lass!'

Your daughter has already been
diagnosed as suffering from agelast

I am reiterating the same

Even a 2nd or 3rd opinion
will concur with this

'Only 1 in a million suffer from
this inability to smile'

'Such people won't laugh
even at the funniest joke'

This can't be treated immediately

It is a gradual long drawn process

Smile is the best jewel for a girl

I don't know what to do
if I can't adorn her with it

'I have never seen her smile'

I'm worried about her future

'Don't worry, in some incident
your daughter will definitely smile'

It will be the most beautiful smile

Thank you, doctor

Shall we go?

How is she to look at?

Will she be as pretty as my girl?

Don't joke

How can you even compare
your ugly girlfriend with my sweetheart?

I'm sparing you
because it's your birthday

My girl and I will look like
Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma

Virat Kohli!

My grandma always said
'a crow thinks its chick is a swan'

You are a crow for sure

But she is not a swan

Your girl is ugly duckling
of this world for sure

- Hey! Listen
- Happy birthday, Ragul

Do you know she's a medical miracle?

Who is this?

How do I know her?

My girlfriend

Is this why you called me
to surprise your friend?

He meant my 2nd girlfriend, not you

I'll buy your favorite candy, honey

I got a girlfriend online with difficulty
You disconnected us half way through

You'll rot in hell
for ruining my love, get lost!

You moron!

Ragul, happy birthday

'Where are you?'

Anitha, I'm bathing


'Good times await you'

'Goddess Lakshmi will walk in here'

My aunt will wake up for sure
if she hears this soothsayer

I've kept your birthday gift here

See you next month, bye

Anitha, 1 minute, I'm coming

'Good tidings await you'

'Oracle of Goddess Jakkamma
Your bride will walk through this door'

Bloody dog! Your ill-timed words
chased my bride-to-be

Don't malign me with cuss words

Even if she doesn't match up
to my personality

...you know how tough
it was to hook her!

You ruined my life, barging in
like a bear in Lord Shiva's penance

Take your hands off

You're committing a grave mistake
Apologize to me

What will you do if I don't?

If I shake this drum in front of my face

...how you'll wish you can
turn back the clock!


I'm asking you one last time
Beg Jakkamma's pardon

Then I'll be considerate and spare you

I'll consider how to be inconsiderate!

In another 2 minutes you'll come
looking for me panting like a dog

Praise be to Jakkamma

You scared me!
Hey! Get lost

Madcap! Thinks he is Oracle of Delphi!

'Bad tidings will torture you
Bad hair days ahead of you'

'Why is the pant so tight?'

'Did she buy the wrong size?'

'Let me at least try the tshirt'

'My head is stuck now'



Good lord!
My hair!!

'You'll come looking for me
panting like a dog'


I made my face bloat
stuffing my feet into my mouth

Where will I go looking for him?

Where the hell did you disappear?

I can't carry all these extra flabs!

'Shut up, you dog!'

'I am myself in such a tizzy
over my new image!'

'Where the hell are you?'

'Daddy, mummy'

My father's shirt

His shirt will fit me right

Beggar of the 1st order!
His shirts are all old

He has made me ridicule
even my own father!

How will I step out
with this ugly face?

Maybe all this is a dream?

'Let me see if I get my old face
when I wake up!'


- He said he was going to Bangalore
- Door is open

He forgot to lock the house
Your son is so irresponsible

[loud snore]

Who is he, dear?

Who is this sprawled in our hall-

- Thief!
- Let me check

Is this an exhibition?

- Call the police
- Go

That's the creature we told you about

Look how he's sleeping, sir

'Hey! Get up'

- Tired after stealing, huh?
- Good morning, sir


Look at my plight

I am your son Ragul

Hey! Who is he?

- Why are you asking me?
- Is he your son?

Why have you raised him like this?

You named him just 5 letters
and fed him 5 gallons of milk?

Does he resemble either of us?

Who are you?
How do you know my son's name?

I am your son, ma

Arrest him, sir, he has
helped himself to my shirt

'Wonder what else is missing!'

Appa, amma, listen to me
I swear I'm your son, Ragul

I derided a soothsayer, that too mildly

He cast a spell on me

You look like a soothsayer yourself

How can you call your own son that?

You look like their uncle
How can he be your father?

I am their son, sir

Get up, squatting like a tortoise!

- Take him away at once
- They are my parents

If you came to steal,
you should've left at once

Have the gall to sleep here
Push him into our jeep

This is my home and they are
my parents, let me go, sir

Which island are you from?

Sentinel in Andamans?

Before you ask me,
look at yourself in the mirror

I've seen my face
day in and day out

- Please listen to me, sir
- Why should I?

I know of thieves
who will beg to be released

You call them 'amma, appa' instead
Is this a new trend?

Take off that mask

This isn't a mask, sir

A wretched soothsayer changed my face

- Why that strange look?
- Did you look like hero Ajith earlier?

Carbon copy, sir

Spinning a ghost story to us, huh?

1st you stop spinning your wheels

'Looks like a higher official's car'

'Here she comes!'

Park the bike somewhere inside


Police bike, dismantle
all the parts immediately

Make it fast

- What do you think?
- Super!

What is this?

My heart

Take it

You and your silly heart!

'That's all'

Ready, boys

'My loving gift to Masha'

'Aiyo baldie!'


How is it?

What does he lack in life?

His voice gives me strife!

Hit you, quail head!

Listening to our threats today
Somasundaram should flee from this state

That's impossible, bro

Why jinx my wish
even before it gets fulfilled

3 is not our lucky #
Only 5 is lucky

Nothing will work out
if 3 of us travel with an aim

Even to the moon
only 3 astronauts went

3 in Tamil is 'moonu'
So # fits well

Did they bring back gold?

All they brought was sand

Bro, look a girl wants a lift

'We got the magic number 5'

Let's give the girl a lift, bro

How will that be 5?

We can find a 5th passenger, bro

Is this a share auto to pick up
passengers on the way?

Okay, fine
Stop the car

'Vanakkam', sir

We'll get down at the plains

Can you give us a lift?

How many are 'we'?

Me and my guru Babjima

- Babji?
- Yes, sir

Minister Sambasivam waiting
to see us secretly

Why is he waiting for you?

To ask Babjima if he will get
the chief minister's posting

I can myself tell him
he won't get that post

- Why do you bother?
- How can you say this?

If he can't even arrange a car for you
what will he achieve as CM?

He asked us to take a bus
without anyone's knowledge

But we had a minor problem in the bus
and the conductor asked us to get down

'We've been waiting for long
and no sight of any vehicle'

'Please help us, sir'

Okay, get in
Call your 'Bhajji'

- Seeress
- Babjima

'They offered us a lift
just as you prophesied'

Come on

'Get in'

Come, Babjima
Hurry up, slow coach!

'Look at the jug she's holding
and the golden halo'

Welcome, seeress

'Vanakkam', Babjima

Open the door for her

She's sanctifying our car
This 'Bhajji'ma must be very orthodox

Please get in

Drive on

Why is she sleeping
from when she got in?

She's meditating

' - Meditation?
- Tumbler, shut up'

Why did the bus driver ask you to get down?

Babjima in her enlightened state
shared a hidden truth

And what truth was that?

She told the conductor
'You've married the driver's sister'

'Then why are you drooling
behind Girija?' she asked

The driver heard that
and fought with the conductor

And forced to get down
in the middle of nowhere

She thinks so deeply, huh?

Looks like she'll dig out
a big pile of truth

We can ask Babjima if our threats on
Somasundaram will work out in our favor

Before you threaten him
he'll close your chapter

Bhajji-ma, you gave me a heart attack!

Halt near the forest

We'll get down here

She just said something important

Hey! Can't you wait?
He'll be so alert when least required!

'Bhajji'ma, you made my heart almost stop

Somasundaram tortured me too much

Tell me a way to teach him a lesson

I must make him stand 'new'
sometime in his life


As in first time?

With no clothes on him

- Oh! Nude, you mean?
- Yes, that's right

'This child wishes it
What shall we do?'

Tumbler, she has started her mantra

- For you
- Thank you

Will this neem be enough
to teach Somu a lesson?

Smell this and inhale

Look up at the sky

Spit it out with your head held high

How is that possible?

- Look up and spit
- Just obey her command

- Very good
- Your problems will be solved

Thank you very much, 'Bhajji'ma

Somu, I'll get you

I'll reduce you to this root

Spit, doesn't matter if your face
gets covered with saliva

But obey 'Bhajji'ma's words

Why do I feel so cold all of a sudden?

Why are you sitting like this?

'Bro, didn't you look at yourself?'

'Where is your gold chain?'

'Watch and ring also missing'

Babjima must have chanted the wrong mantra

Shut up! Let's get into the car

- Where's my car?
- Aiyo! Car is missing

'They have duped us'

'They ditched us in this forest
and whizzed away in my car'

We can't even hitch hike

Let's call and tell your sister, bro

That's right, bro

They stripped only our dress
My sister will skin us alive

What do we do now?

'Auto driver, collect your fare later'

What is this disguise?
Why are you dressed like this?

Bro met a seer to ensure
you give birth to a baby boy

He gave this herbal dress and
asked us to hang it like a festoon

- Which seer does he mean?
- Never heard of a herbal dress

5 is your lucky #
You could've taken 2 more people

I would've tied festoons
in all 5 doorways

'As if he listens!'

- She'll hang me with her blind faith
- Where are you off to?

'You must 1st go to our prayer room'

Why are you going
to the bathroom?

You ladies cry in the bedroom
when you have a problem

'We men go into the loo to cry
if we have a problem'

Why are you covered even more?

I usually wear full sleeve shirts, right?

If he wears a herbal dress
will I get a baby boy?

'Yes, organic dress'

- You bloody female
- 'Did you call me?'

She heard me, huh?
I can't even cry in peace

'I'll get even with you
wherever you are'

[scene from 'Petta']

If you stand and create such a ruckus
how can we watch the film?

You expect me to sit and
watch my hero's opening scene?

'What audacity!'

I didn't ask


- How dare you!
- Don't hit me

Trying to undermine me?

Who told you to ask?
Will you ask?

I won't ask hereafter

Get up

'I know what to do with you'

Just go die

Hey! Who asked you to come here?

Why are you glaring at me?

Who told you to come here?

Why aren't you in uniform?

Go and wear your uniform

'This isn't a theater
Get into your uniform'

Go inside

Come in

Hey! Why are you crowding here?

Clear out

What happened?

I slipped and fell

'Please knuckle crackle for me'

Isn't this also a new experience?

Being free birds
we should visit many new places

This is the only place
we never visited

Advocate, where the hell are you?

Come here
Make it fast


When everyone kept quiet and just watched
you saved me from that she-devil

You have a heart of gold

You come across as a good girl
How did you land up here?

'Don't ask me to share my sob story'

Sunderapandi is an inspector
in my hometown

He's a real bad cop who will
threaten everyone and grab their money

He will threaten even innocent children

'You go to school, right?
Pay my usual 'bata' then'

'He was torturing everyone'

I saw him harassing
a pregnant flower girl

That's why I hit him

And landed here

How dare you hit me,
inspector Sunderapandi?

Forget that

What crime did you commit?

I had an 'idli' shop of my own

Did they put you behind bars
for owning an 'idli' shop?

Not that, dear

Daily I used to clean the dishes
in the river nearby

'On one such occasion
I found a vessel'

I stored my 'idlis' in it and sold them

The 'idlis' didn't decrease at all

Don't you know to make good 'idlis'?

The workers in the rice mill next door
frequented only my shop

'I kept serving them 'idlis'
from the vessel I found in the river'

It kept increasing
Didn't lessen at all

'I was thoroughly baffled'

'If I turn the vessel upside down
it won't multiply'

Then what happened?

'I dropped a hundred rupee note inside'

'The notes started
multiplying continuously'

'I was so stunned, dear'

Oh my God!

Where is that vessel now?

I was scared someone might beat me up
and grab that magic vessel from me

'I dug a hole 3' deep and buried it in
the cattleshed of Mr Rayappan's rice mill'

'I took the money I got from the vessel'

And went to deposit it
in the bank like I usually do

The manager wanted to meet me

I went into his cabin
and I am in here now


He said the serial numbers are identical
on the notes and put me behind bars

A calf is tied in that shed

Near that post to our right

'I have buried it 3' deep over there'

I have only few more years to live

You are good hearted social workers

This vessel should reach
good hands like yours

Go and take that magic vessel

'Use it for your social service'

All that's fine

Why did that warden
beat you mercilessly?

Simple request, dear

All I asked her was
if she will iron my sari?

Is that wrong?

She beat me up so ruthlessly
for that simple request of mine, dear

I don't blame her for losing her temper

'She could have struck a few more blows'

'We beat up that poor soul
not knowing the facts of the case'

[sobbing loudly]

"Life is a disguise without question
Where is true affection?"


'Who is that bear-head?'

He has gone out of town
He'll be back after 10 days

Why haven't you gone
out of town too, honey?

This broom will speak
Get lost, scumbag

Mad female!

Sweeping in the middle of the night

'Who are you?'

We are veterinary doctors

We are here to check
if your cattle is disease free

Animal doctor, huh?
Our bull is fine, you can leave

A new disease called 'Gupsa'
is spreading now

We are here to vaccinate your bull

Will you take us to your cattle shed?

Don't bother me, madam
Let that damn bull die for all I care

I swear, such a pest!

Yov! How dare you say this?

I'll report you to Blue Cross

Come in then
I'll call the ambulance

You don't know about our Pinky

Pinky, huh?

Pinky is our bull

That is Pinky over there


It looks like a holy terror

'It is a wild beast'

'It has gored the intestines
of 75 people so far'

We won't even go near it
to fill its water trough

We don't know how it is still alive

Hey! All of you go and hide
You can witness an event

These 2 doctors want to meet Pinky

Why is he giving us the jitters?

Let's retrace our steps
I'm really terrified

We can't achieve anything
if we get scared easily

Our future lies under Pinky's hoof!

Do you have a shovel and crowbar?

Why do you want a shovel and crowbar
when you are here to inject our bull?

We need to do an urine test on Pinky
by shovelling the mud she has peed on

Only then we can check A+, B+,
cow boy + jersey milk = A1 B1 milk

Enough of your gibberish
You want a shovel and spade?

Over there
Help yourself

Do you want anything as your 'Last supper'?

'Last supper', huh?

- What will take time to prepare?
- Tea

Okay, bring that
But take your time

'Wonder what will happen!'

Will we land up in jail like that lady
who dropped notes into that magic vessel?

Only if we drop currency
we will get the same serial #

If we store gold and diamond
we won't have any problem, Masha

If a drunkard gets hold of this vessel

...he need not haunt
a wine shop for his spirits!

Bad timing for your poor jokes, Masha

- This chap?
- He owns this place?

Hey! Who is this?
What are you doing here?

They want to ensure our Pinky
doesn't have Gupsa, some new disease

They are naming diseases very creatively
after this Dengue epidemic

Their height and weight
look vaguely familiar

Let me see your faces

We are here to inject your bull

This bull shows scant respect
even to good lookers

Imagine the reaction
to your screwed up faces

As if he is Prince Charming!

Give me a prescription
I can do the needful

If he recognizes us
he will close our chapter!

Looks like a complicated medicine

Why have you written
'Amithabh Bachan'?

That isn't Amithabh Bachan

Cold relief balm

How can Pinky be calmed with a balm?

How are you, Babjima?

I am doing good
Are you fine?

Masha, will you zip your damn lips?

Bro, do you know who that lady is?

Babjima who grabbed our cars
and stripped us to our birthday suit

Run, Masha!

Close the gate

Grab them!

Shut the gate

Why are they posing like models?

Can't we get her
if she hides in the car?

Save my car, I say

Hurry up

Get the car...run

Bro, where are the doctors?
They left without drinking tea


I'm going in search of them
Pour it in a flask and bring it

- Right away, bro
- Son of a bloody buffalo!

'Wow! Masha is here'

Masha, my precious angel

Didn't Masha come with you?

Why are you bothered?
Pay me for the car

Dhilip, get me a glass of tea

This deal is not for money
I agreed only for Masha

Sit down

Masha is upset


My darling moppet is upset?

You sure have a silver tongue

But what is the use?

Tell me what I should do
I'll bend backwards for my Masha

Pinky that Masha's father reared
is the apple of her eye

Afflicted by poverty
her father sold Pinky

Masha saw Pinky
in Manasthan's house

Pinky shed a stream of tears
looking at Masha it seems

That's why Masha is thoroughly upset

Tell me where Pinky is

I will lift it with my left hand and
give it to Masha in my right

You'll lift Pinky
with your left hand?

Tar tin head!
Do you know who is Pinky?

Her pet doggy, right?

- No
- Meow!

Pet cat, right?
That's even more easy

Pinky isn't even a pet!

- Then?
- Bull from Kangeyam

Did I hear you right?

Masha is mine only if
I tame that bull, huh?

If you want to impress Masha
tomorrow is Masha's birthday

Somehow make sure
you give her Pinky as gift

Where will I get such a big box
to gift wrap that Pinky?

I don't know if you will stick it
inside a box or tie it altogether?

But if you bring Pinky to her
Masha's feelings for you

Masha's feelings for me-

Get her Pinky and I will
complete the sentence tomorrow

Oh my dear Maaaashaaa!

I love you

'I'll show you the real me tomorrow'

Just missed

But a successful miss!

Next try

- What is it?
- He is back



Masha darling, happy birthday to you

My dear Masha


'Baldie blockhead!'

How's that?
Massive love, huh?

"A bud sheltered and unloved"

"Has bloomed now, shyness dissolved"

"Continuous chit chat-"

Hey Tar can!
Kindly do not sing

Feels like a brick is
being scraped into my ear!

Please...happy birthday

Did you bring my Pinky?

I've brought a special gift
along with Pinky just for you

Come on


Pinky will cry as soon as he sees me

I can't bear to see him so upset

Most probably he will be sedated
He won't be able to see you

- Have you tied him up?
- Yes

Okay, then open the door

My special gift for you

You need someone to clean Pinky's dung

That's why I brought
a servant boy along!

Aiyo! Baldie

This isn't my Pinky, baldie

Oh my goodness!

I don't want this, baldie

I don't want it at all

I went to the right address

I meant A.Manasthan

This is E.Manasthan

FliEs make a bEEline to him!

Masha, wait for me

Masha, don't run away from me
I can even get you a dinosaur

Mashaaa, Baldie has
scored a double century!

Ready...let's rock!

What has happened?
Why are you lamenting now?

'My husband is missing
So also Pinky'

We've looked everywhere
No sign of them

Did you look properly?

We are here for you
Don't worry, he'll be safe

What to do now, Masha?

Shall we also go
and join the lament?

Kidnapping bro is easy

But he took our Pinky along!

He must be a wizard!

We won't see Pinky alive I'm sure

Dig a hole and cremate him
in the place he lived


I can see 2 faces in that hole

'Shoot them'

'Take that gun and shoot'

Your father is missing and I'm crying
You're playing a game so intently?

Pubg, ma!

Pubg is a game, huh?!

Did you think it's a bomb?

Hey Tomato rice!
It must be that devilish duo

Can't let them go scot-free

Masha, shall we scoot from here?

'Run...run for your life'

All of you here, run
Save your skin

'All of you, run for your lives
Save your skin'

'You'll only land in your grave otherwise'


- Get inside
- Run...run

Catch hold of my husband
before he falls down

He let that bull run loose?
Wretched fellow!

'Our bro is flying in mid air
Catch him before he falls'


My dear husband!!

How terrible!

We were ready to catch you
But you were in a hurry!

I was in a hurry? So be it!

I don't have much faith
in that old lady's magic vessel story

You are trying too hard
to get hold of it

How can anything multiply in it?

One day my teacher told us a story
about an 'Akshayapathiram'

It seems in Mahabharath times
Draupadi had one such magic vessel

Also Madhavis' daughter

Manimekalai had a similar cornucopia!

Whatever you store inside
that 'vessel of plenty'

...it will keep replenishing forever

Fine, even if there is
such a bountiful vessel

...Pinky is guarding it like
a spirit hovering over a treasure

We can even manage Pinky

How do we tackle that monkey?

We must find out
Manasthan's Achilles heels


'Bro, let us ask Babjima if our threats
on Somasundaram will bear fruit?'

'Bhajji'ma, Somasundaram has
tortured me to the highest degree'

'I want to make him stand 'new'
one day or the other'


None of these lazy louts
will pick up the phone?

Rayappan Rice Mill

'Sir, Somasundaram whom you've been
searching for a long time is in Madurai'

'If you come here
you can finish him'

This is the best news I'm hearing

Who are you, madam?

Somasundaram is in Madurai
Get ready for the trip

- Hello
- Hey!

'Hey! Your lifelong enemy Somasundaram
is having a blast in Miston hotel in Goa'

'If you go there
you can blast his head off'

Who are you?

Someone just called saying
he is in Madurai

And you're saying Goa?

Ma...Madurai in Goa

Taking a dig at me?

'If I get my hands on you-'

We messed up big time

- What, bro?
- Some 'bake' news

Fake news!

'That's exactly what I said'

One says Goa
Another says Madurai

Maybe he's a tourist agent?


Wait, bro
I'll take it

My dear Manastha

I believe you're contesting
the next election

I'll contest wherever I want
What do you want?

Doesn't matter who we are
or what we want

Your 'new' photo is with us

Good lord!

'You are that devilish duo!'


It is flashing in here also!

What do you intend
doing with that photo?

Stick it as posters all over
city walls during election

What did you say?

Madam, just give me that photo
How much should I pay you?

Rs 2000

Is my photo worth only 2000?

I'll give you 20,000
Please hand over that photo

Bloody fool!

As soon as I hang up
my countdown starts

That 2000 will multiply
every second till you land here


Come to Andhra border

Nemiliputhu temple

In Andhra?

It will go into a million
I don't have that kind of money

Ask if they will
accept your card

Madam, will you accept my credit card?

Hello? How long will it take
to reach Nemili?

- 2 hours
- Don't be mad

You can reach in 4 hours comfortably

Do you know how much it will cost
2000 per second for 4 hours?

1st start the car
Don't waste time

Fritter-nose fellow!
Somasundaram is in Trichy it seems

Bro is in a foul mood, man

What is all this?

Bro, better safe than sorry!

If they strip us again?
We packed 2 sets for you also

Don't irritate me, let's go

Let me also come with you

When did you come?

- 5 is your lucky #
- I've lost 12000 talking to you

Get into the car
Don't waste time

My watch is ticking faster than this car

Do you have a blister on
your foot? Drive fast

10 of you this side
Another 10 over there

I'll head for the cow-shed

If you head there
you'll arouse suspicion

Let's go in and then come here
50 of you, go in and SEARCH!

Only 2 of you are here
Why are you blabbering like a lunatic?

How dare you call me a lunatic!

Durai Dragon

Inspector of police

'When it hits, it will
release 3 ton weight'

'Want to see?
Take a look!'


He looks like a chameleon

Then you attend to it

We have come to search this house

They are converting
this house into a church!

I said 'search'
Not 'church'!

- Help me, God!
- Shut your gob!

Lock all the doors
Search the house thoroughly

Till I nod my head
no one can step out

No one can step in either

Lock everyone inside

10 of you that side
50 of you go this way

Come here, idiot

Call me 'inspector'!

Okay, idiot inspector
Look over there, inspector!

Manasthan is sitting here
copying our disguise!

That isn't Manasthan


Tea for you, akka

Who are you?
Which station?

'What is this drama?'

Who are you?

My sister-in-law wants to know


Sir...I mean, madam

Manasthan sir visits our orphanage
and donates frequently

This child is mentally challenged

She was adamant in wanting to
meet him in a police uniform

That's why we are here

[famous dialog from 'Nayagan']

Fine, 'margaya'

She's mentally challenged
and dressed like a cop

But why are you also in uniform?

We were told the head constable's uniform
is free if we rent an inspector's costume

We want to get sir's blessings
Can we meet him?

She can take my blessings instead
It's all the same, my brother or me

Come along, dear
Madam will bless you

Come, my dear

- She will bless you
- No need

Amma, Vu!

'Wild animal'

It won't hurt you
Take her blessings

Fall at her feet

Bless you, my child


I can't bless you
I'm younger than you

Now you are 'margaya'

We wanted sir's blessings
Can we at least see his photo?

Right there


I'll choot you!

Poor thing!

Her father is in Margaya it seems

'Must be somewhere abroad'


'Wedding Day :20.1.1986
Death :...?'

Married on...death...?!

'How mad can he get!'

Come along
Madam, we'll take leave

When you are free
visit our orphanage

10 of you who went this way
50 of you that side, let's go home

Come, they will follow us

'Baba margaya'

Enough, go home, dear

Come on

Ask him if we can stop for a cup of tea

Bro, let us halt for a glass of tea
You'll be more relaxed

- How much is a glass of tea?
- Rs 10

- How long will it take?
- Only 10 minutes

Know how much that duo will ask?

- How much?
- Goes in millions

- Bloody buffaloes!
- That's too much for tea

Shall we drink juice instead?

Shall I clobber you with my shoes?

I'm so tense and
you want tea and juice!

- How much longer?
- We are almost at Nemili

- You can see the board
- Where?


'Stop here'

Sir, I believe there's a temple nearby

- Puthu temple?
- Yes

If you go this way you'll find sign boards
I would've written with a chalk

- Whaaat?
- Someone has written

If you keep reading all the sign boards
you'll reach that temple

If you miss even a single sign board

You can't see a snake
or a snake pit, understand?

You look so smart
like an Income tax officer

- Thank you
- If I could take a puff

Yov! This is a piece of chalk

Doesn't matter, sir
My mouth is parched

- If you show some mercy
- He must be worse off than me!

Park your car over there
Cars not allowed beyond this point

You car has a hook for towing?

- We have all that
- That's more than enough!

We can't go further than this

'We have to walk the rest of the way'

You are yakking away to glory

- Thanks
- Is Pinky bold and beautiful?

I said your 'lungi' is beautiful, sir

This one?

I am in a hurry to go some place

Let my 'dhoti' be a 'lungi' in your eyes

If you walk leisurely I'll kill you

Their meter ticks by the minute

Here's the board he told me about

Read this, bro

'Thank you
Well done'

Must be 'Welcome'

We are in Andhra border
So Tamil is going for a toss!

Arrow points here
Go this way

- Hurry up
- Run, I say

There's another sign here

'Be aware
Pumps ten'

Shall we drink water then?

'Beware of snakes
Don't stamp them'

- Awww! Snake?
- Follow the arrow

'Something is written on that boulder'

'Look, someone has drawn a frog here'

That isn't a frog
It's a snake with fangs!

'Tells the way to Poothu Temple'
What does this mean?

'This is the way to Puthu Temple'

You read the clues with
spelling mistakes easily

How did you guess even the drawings right?

I'll pay their ransom
retrieve my photo and then explain

- Promise?
- Pick up that stone

Hurry up

'Don't thrash here'

'Don't throw trash here' is what he means!

Another sign board

'Liquor milking is bed
for cow's lactation'

- 'Liquor drinking bad for house & nation'
- Where did he learn Tamil?

Maybe in-between Andhra and Tamil Nadu?

'Poothu temple'

Someone is playing the fool, bro

'When will this game end?'


Break for their game!


Aiyo! Don't hit me

'Will you dare come here again?'

All this is child's play for my sister

Bro, don't get scared

'Will you lose something
and come back in here?'

He has fallen into her trap

- Don't, madam
- I'll skin you alive

What audacity to complain
asking me to find your bike, huh?

Is this how you waste hard earned money?

It was gifted by my father-in-law
as wedding trousseau!

Oh! So you accepted dowry
and complaining to me!

You should be thrashed
for accepting dowry

'Will you come here
with some excuse?'

I don't mind someone who cheats

But I can't stand someone
who gets cheated!

'Seems like a dig at me?'

- Great escape!
- Wait, bro

- Hello
- Goo...good noon

What brings you here?

I came just like that, akka

I am not your sister here

- Call me 'madam'
- Okay, akka

- What do you want?
- I want to find a groo...groom for you

- Groom for me?
- Yes, akka

Do you have any photo?

They forgot the photo

But the groom is
good looking like him

'Maybe I pointed at the wrong man'

I would rather be a virgin
Clear out now

You've come so far, tell her
about that duo without hesitating

- How do I tell?
- What now?

2 girls are making
a nuisance of themselves

One is a Lilliput
Another is a lovely lass

Does that mean she looks like me?

No way, not your kid of beauty!

'So-so compared to you'

If she can thrash a chap
who lost his bike

'Imagine the deadly blows
if she knows we lost 3 cars!'

1 foot in the grave!

- Why scare me with death now?
- Don't tell your sister

What do you want me to do?

You don't have to do anything

We are like this from school times

We will bicker, bump heads, snap,
squabble and play happily

'Now we are 2 hands short for our game'

Keep your games to yourselves
This isn't a playground

- Okay
- Binny mill Bhai is on the line

Tell me, Bhai

You'll go only if I say 'bye'?

Okay, bye, go

Bye, 'ka
Let's scoot


'Machan, you found my bike?'


My bike has been found
I'm leaving now, madam

How will your bike be found
through my phone?

'I spoke in the wrong phone, eh?'

Sorry, madam
That was a wrong call

You were in the wrong
the moment you took dowry

Tell me, bhai

Manastha, are you steeped in debts
to be selling your own car, huh?

Come to the point, bhai

I saw your car in the shed

Which mechanic shed, bhai?

Baldie's shed

- Baldie's mechanic shed?
- Yes, in Ennore road

Autopsy report, madam

My sister is inside

Sorry, sir, I thought
you were madam in mufti

Didn't you see this?
Attend to your work


I don't know what crap he's eating
That too on an auspicious Friday

I'll teach him a less-

Whether happiness, temper tantrum or tears

Postpone it for 5 minutes
Director Shankar's pearl of wisdom

- Who?
- 'Petta rap' lyricist Shankar

Get lost!

We are so tired
after 2 hours of travel

- So what?
- You've seen your car

Let's relax for 5 minutes
and then go blast him

Count 100 till bro's anger disappears



Will you count at snail's pace?






- Get down, bro
- Ready, bro

I'll come and get you

Come on, boys


Hey! Where's my car?

'I get a joy out of this
Supreme joy!'


The glass with tea broke!

You slowed down in a hurry, bro

- You mean I was slow?
- Yes, bro

Quoting guru and aunty
my car became 'chutney'

Hey baldie!

Hi 'cow dung' boy
What a surprise!

Come on, 1 selfie

You are as cool as 'kulfi'
to take a selfie!

Hey quail egg-head!
Who told you to steal this car?

Even if I die
I won't tell you that

My two love is truuuuuuuue!

You deserve this and more!


Pour that water on them

Come on, pour
It's getting late

Hey! Careful
She may gain consciousness!

Are you washing her face?
Splash it on her

You can't throw a whole bucketful of water

You have to go 1.5 km to get water

Bhai, I'll give you 2 buckets of water

Ask him to splash it on the face

Why do you want to revive them?

Very soon mosquito bites
will make them open their eyes

God help me!

The stress I go through as a don

Don't make me a don
in my next birth

You are not a don
even in this birth

Bhai, zip your lips
Ask them to splash water

Hey! Splash half a mug
on their faces

What do you both want?

Tea for me
Coffee for her

Without sugar for me

Very funny
All of you laugh

You find it funny?
Go ahead and laugh

In a few days this whole city
will have the last laugh at you

That's exactly why I'm asking
In what way did I betray you?

Why are you torturing me like this?


Can't you recognize us?

Can't you identify us?

- Don't you know us?
- Please wait

Why are you changing into
'Chandramukhi' mode now?

Put on your thinking cap
on recent events

Only then you'll know

'Aiyo! Akka'

What crime did I commit
for me to introspect?

My crime list is endless
Which one does she mean?

'Say something'

Banu, give me time to think, dear

Think of a plan

I don't remember anything
Please do the needful

Banu, what's the hurry?
Search in the photos, you'll find it

He's such a pain!

Bhai has given a soooper lead
Rack your brains properly now

What lead did he give?

01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,760
January 20th

What is that date?

Making my head swirl
they are twirling here

He is getting Rs 350 as interest
Can't he be a bit patient?

'Don't I have to search
for the due-slip?'

- Is he such a big shot?
- Go out and talk, Bhai

- Bad timing
- Nothing

You carry on

I'm so tense I can't remember
these dates and days

Tell me what happened that day

'I must contest the election
Supervise the collection'

A film shooting is going on
I'll go to another room and talk

Tell me what it is

You got married that day

Oh! That's right

My wedding day, eh?

You forgot and they remember

From that day onwards
you wear a wig, right?

I'm adjusting a lot
Come to the point

You did a grave blunder on that day

- My wedding was a blunder
- I didn't mean that

- A more serious crime than that
- Don't keep harping on my wrongs

What I did is-

My fritter special Banu

When I come home, I'll buy you
2 packets of Dindigul special 'biriyani'

Don't say that, Banu
I'll be back soon

We have to tolerate
his antics, no other go

You want to watch a film?
I'll take you

Manastha, I came to this room
so as not to disturb you in that room

You've tied them up here also

This devilish duo and bhai
Triangular pest attack!

Tell me what I should see

Take out your wedding video
and watch, you'll find out

Fine, I'll do that
Bhai, keep an eye on them

I'll watch the video and get back

They gave me a root, they will
another route for you

You could've brought 2 pots
of water in your car

I'll send a lorry load of water

'Is little muffin asleep?'

He is a madcap
We can handle him

How can you play this song
for the wedding?

My father-in-law's favorite song
That's why we decide-

'Is that important?
Push it forward'

Faster...fast forward



'Pause the video'

'He will pick all this
quiet mischief spot on!'

Bro, I found out
You are pinching a girl's waist

That's why they are seeking revenge

Nothing of that sort
Fast forward

Let's rewind and look at that lady's face
We'll get some clue, bro

You won't find anything
Go forward

- Let's watch for my sake
- That's why I'm saying 'no'

Appu, rewind
We'll find come clue

'Hey! Stop it right there'

'Looks like he will ask now'

That is my wife, bro


You weren't married to her then

She was Somasundaram's girlfriend

What do you mean?

I didn't know then
she would become your wife

I pinched her to take revenge
I didn't do a good job in haste

Hereafter daily I'll pinch
Somasundaram's ex-love

She is your wife now, I say

That's true, right?

Hey bro!
What is this place?

Don't you know this, akka?

It's Binny mill
Many films are shot here

Stunt scene of 'Sivaji' was shot over there

'Vettaiyadu Vilaiyadu' on top

'Gulebagavali' song on that side

Fight scene for 'Ayan' on this side, akka

If you untie me
I can also watch the shooting

You can see, akka

Bhai is in charge of Binny mills

They are tourists and you are their guide!

Get lost!

Shouldn't we get rent from Manasthan?

'He wants to take them on a tour it seems'

Fast forward

Nothing here

They made us watch this
while they were up to something fishy

Let's go


Don't you pray at this time?
How will you pray now?

Is your name Banu?

Yes, bhai, if you untie me
I will pray to our Allah

I can't do all that

Bhai is scared I think
Leave it, Banu

- What did you say?
- Then what, Bhai?

Being a Muslim boy
you are not helping a girl

'She asked you for a holy reason'

I'll untie only her, not you

That will do, Bhai
She will play her hand


I said she will pray with her hands

'Pray and take a short walk, akka'

'God is greatest
All praise is to God alone'

Save this duo
created by You!

What kind of prayer is this?

"A spark turned blast?
Fireworks from a fiery lass?"

"Is our flag flying in our fort at last?"

"Enlightened now?
Understood somehow?"

"Is it an earth shattering blow?"

'That's right, hey...hey!'

'Listen to me, sir
She got it goin' so good'

'This is her era, she's a holy terror!'

'All around (wo)man, beware!'

'So we makin' no error
She a real live wire'

"She spins a yarn so believable
Her eyes make the impossible possible"

'Spinning her dice with a chance in hell
Winning her jackpot game so swell'

'You think you know the game, huh?'

'Close ya eyes and roll the dice'

'We takin the jackpot so name ya price'

'Close ya eyes and roll the dice'

'We takin the jackpot so name your price'

This Bhai is as bad as Uncle Scrooge!

Sitting in darkness
worried he'll get a fat electricity bill

Switch on the main

- Don't switch it on
- Who is this?

Good lord!

Manastha, where did you bring
that deadly duo from?

Disgusting fellow! Did you strip
not to get your clothes dirty?

Don't take a dig at me
unaware of what happened

That girl dived like a fish
without holding a rope!

Caring two hoots
she tanned our hides

Aren't you ashamed to praise them
sitting here without a stitch on you?

Instead of sitting here shamelessly
we would've hung ourselves to death

Already we have experience-

Tumbler, zip your lips

I warned you to be alert around them

'They won't stop with this'

They will blackmail you
Your dignity will go for a toss

Doesn't matter if I lose
my dignity, Manastha

They took away my mosquito repellent

Coil + stand!


Specimens like you should be strang-

Dai! Go and look for them

Strip these knots out of my hands

They already stripped you!

'How can you befriend such a specimen?'

Even if I prayed wrong
Allah has saved us

That baldie tattletale let us down badly

We can't retrieve that now, Akshu

We need 1 more hand


I was looking for you

My dear friend!

Beggars earlier pleaded 'Ammaaa'
Now you're bonding as my friend?

Looks like you'll ask for a bride next

I'll punch your mouth

- I'm your Ragul
- Which Ragul?

Don't you recognize me, your Ragul?

If you're Ragul I'm Google!
Go and search over there

I'll jog your memory
with an incident, will you listen?

We claimed money can grow on a plant
and tricked my father to eat 'biriyani'

Do you remember that?

You had this same crook of an expression

'My idea of money
on a plant worked out, eh?'

Now do you remember?

Hundred rupee note blossom-

- Darling!
- Good lord...ghost!

Nicey, you had a decent face
Now it looks like a worn out handbag!

Who is he?'

Sir, wait in Kabir Bhai's shop
We'll discuss our constituency-

I'm starving
Get me some food

Sir, what do you want to ord-

Who let you in here?

Door was open
I walked in

Hey! Drive this tramp away

Clay stove nose fellow!
I contributed to this hotel's growth

Bhai, I'm your Ragul

Don't you feel ashamed to say
you're Ragul, with this ugly face?

- Listen to me
- Get up

Are you Arvind Swami or what?
He's my friend, go

Sathish, instead of a millionaire
how can you befriend a beggar?

1st I should cut my friendship
with you, get us 2 cups of tea

Go, dirty dish face!

Bhai can't recognize me

- Even I can't recognize you
- What?

Only Ragul and I know
about that money plant

- How do you know?
- You still don't believe me?

Nothing is believable if I look at you

Once when I maligned your girlfriend
you quoted this saying

'A crow thinks its chick is a swan'

- Stop it
- How yuck it sounds!

- The chick story
- Rack your brains

If you're really Ragul
what happened?

You are the main culprit

You smeared cake on my face last week
My trouble started then

What are you saying?

You went home that night

A soothsayer came to
my doorstep late at night

Aiyo! Unbearable!!


I can't bear to see my own face

Looks like you're fibbing
after watching Harry Potter in Tamil

I am speechless

When we were taking a short film,
we came across a soothsayer

...in the cemetery in Sendhil Nagar
performing some ritualistic prayer

Take offerings to God and meet him

- Okay?
- I'll go tonight

Careful, don't disturb
the ghosts resting there

Order 'biriyani'

'Babyma, I'm on the way for you'

'Lamb trotters stew, liver,
pan roasted mutton fry'

'Biriyani', chicken lollipop
Order these for me

Hey glutton! Lazy lout
Did you fib to get this feast?

Ragul's idea, huh?

If I bash you up
his face will become like yours

True that!

Don't try to fool me!

Shouldn't a man feel hungry
if his face changes?

I can't even get 1 square meal

No wonder 'Gaja' cyclone strikes!

We got the whale we wanted!

Hey! Even if the world
keeps saying 'you are dead'

If this town screams out loud
'you have been burnt to ashes'

...until I tell you
never ever give up!

- Give up
- 'Hey ultimate!'

Aiyo! Who are you?
You look like a half baked wild boar

Can we brag about our own self?!

Why are you telling a corpse
Ultimate star Ajith's dialogs?

I used to mimic celebrities
when I was jobless and bored

Now as an undertaker
I'm cremating corpses

Sir, when is the soothsayer expected?

Yov! Is today some special function?
He seems to be in high demand

Already there is a duo waiting for him


Who are they?
College students, huh?

Hello, excuse me

Hello, students

Masha, some creature is attacking us
Stay right there

'Don't pick that stone'

If you come closer
I'll stone you

Listen, I'm as human
as both of you

Listen to my history first
What is this bad habit?

Madam, do you know
how handsome I was?

I argued a bit
with a soothsayer

He made this beautiful swan
an ugly duckling

- Even you?
- What do you mean, 'even you'?

Even we were transformed
like this by a soothsayer

Is it so, madam?

If you are so beautiful
even after the transformation

...imagine what a stunner
you must have been earlier

But you look familiar to me
I've seem you somewhere

'Where have I seen you?'

It's a legal offense
to travel without ticket

Hey! Weren't you the one who tricked me
at the railway station 2 months ago?

- Am I not right?
- She got changed only 2 days ago


- This is confusing
- I'll show you how I was

- No need
- Take a look

- What is this?
- I looked like Revathi in 'Manvaasanai'


Checked for the fresh earth smell
as the title claims!

But I still feel I saw you
in the railway station

Don't keep harping on that

Only day before yesterday, the soothsayer
came to my house asking for some food

I went in to get food for him

My dog Akshya
went to bite him

The soothsayer transformed
my pet doggy like this


Very true

I was so shocked and I slapped him

He shoved his little drum
under my nose

And changed me from
a teenager to this 'me'

A prospective groom is
visiting me next week

'How sad
Is that so?'

Couldn't you concoct
any other story?

Is the groom Prabhu of
'Chinna Thambi' fame?


Maybe that thief of a girl
would have provoked the soothsayer

Irritated he would have transformed
your doggy into that girl, am I right?

You mean that wretched fellow
gave me a criminal's face?

I don't like this human form one bit

I wish to be only a pup

We are souls to be pitied

I am the most pathetic soul

Instead of feeling happy you are
such a beauty rather than a doggy

...you seem to be lamenting with us

'Look at her pranks'

But you know how handsome I was?

Now look at me
My hair is like a heap of hay!

My ears resemble terracotta lamps!

My nose is just like
a punctured foot ball

But your eyes are like that of a puppy


I'm pouring out my woes
and she is correcting my vision

'I'm unable to go anywhere during the day
with this face, I step out only at night'

- Wretched fellow!
- Soothsayer is here

Come along

'Bro, pick up our item'

We want to meet the soothsayer
Not the tea shop owner

Hey coir head!
This is the soothsayer

- Is he?
- Telling you it's me

I sell tea till 12 midnight

Then I wander around
shouting aloud my oracle!

- He'll go on his oracle rounds
- No...no

You didn't change my face

'How can I change your face?'

Thank God, he is not the one

Sir, a jinx mouthed soothsayer
changed all our faces and forms

He made them beautiful
but made me look like a folklore spirit

Can you use your magic
and restore our forms?

Aiyaiyo! From what you say

...you've got into the bad books
of a genuine soothsayer

Their curses cannot be retracted

Not possible to rewrite your fate

No point in living in this world
with this beastly face

I'll hang myself to death
in that house

- No one should stop me
- Don't run, stop

- Is there a rope?
- Rope is inside

- Stop
- Listen

He changed us too
Are we committing suicide?

No one will be scared seeing you

One look at me, thinking I'm a ghost
they run for their lives

If he can change a dog into a beauty
I would've been happy with half those looks

I don't like my face now

Isn't beauty skin deep?

Even if he's dark, Rajinikanth is
the one and only super star

Though they may look different, so many
have been successful in films you know?

'Vadakkupatti Ramasamy'!!

Look at my fate
A pup is advising me!

This is reason enough to hang myself

- I hate you
- Listen to me

I don't like people who run
I'll bite you

Nobody should stop me

Hey! Open the door

Drum is here

'Where is the damn rope?'

Let me listen to a nice song while dying

'Nice song being played'

Switch off that song

What are you doing?

There must be some way out

- Don't lose hope
- No, my dear

I can't think of any other option
I was very handsome as a kid

My mother used to ridicule others
bragging about me

If my mother sees my face now,
she will surely die

My last wish, my mother should hate me

Close the window and leave

Masha, run

'Wretched fellows!'

My house that even
Gaja cyclone couldn't touch

...that wild bison has destroyed
by trying to hang himself

Shame on you!
You can't even hang properly

Is it a regular habit of mine?

Even Lord of Death, Yama has rejected you

Madam, feed her in that corner
She isn't letting me eat in peace

Staring daggers at me

My poor Akshu darling

Madam, isn't it a waste to live
in this world with such a face?

After eating all this
I'll hang myself happily

I'll tie you with iron chains

Do you know how degrading
I feel about myself?

Yesterday a small boy fell off his bike
breaking the eggs and started crying

Passers-by gave him money

I couldn't even give him
10 rupees and help him

Why do I need this face?

Our kiddo seems to have
branched out on his own!

Why do you keep saying
you want to die?

That's all

If your face is your only problem
you can change it with plastic surgery

If you consult a Siddha doctor in USA

...he will operate on you
and make you Prince Charming

What are you saying?

Even Michael Jackson
transformed himself like that

Bloody thief!

If that's true let's go

Hey! Is it Ambattur?


You'll need lakhs
to go to America

So much, huh?

Then won't I get Michael Jackson's face?

You have to spend 50 million
to get Michael Jackson's face

50 million?

I don't even know what a dog knows!

Knowledgeable dog-

Let's rob somewhere and then go to USA

Robbery, huh?

'How can you suggest that?'

- God help us!
- What?

How can you get that idea
sitting in this house?

- Slip of the tongue
- 1st gargle your mouth

Okay, I will right away

Finally we have roped him in


He may become curious
if we mumble now

Come straight to the point

What is your dog saying?

Actually in the house
belonging to Manasthan

...endorsing the principles of 'Vastu'
a vessel has been buried in its cattle shed

- Okay
- If we dig it out and sell

...all our problems will be solved

Madam, advising me against stealing
you are nurturing a thieving dog!

1st you gargle your mouth
and get cleansed

Hold it

I'm not planning this for my sake
It is only for both your faces

As if we have a face to be proud of?
The damage has been done

Next week a prospective groom
is coming to meet me


Before that let us dig out that vessel
and bathe, all our sins will be washed

Are we going for Manasthan's funeral?
Our mission is to steal

You're blabbering about sins!

You are letting your tongue run

Eaten enough
Go to Manasthan's house

Can I eat the last course
of 'rasam' and rice?

If you touch 'rasam'
I'll kill you and pour curd

Usually milk is poured in a funeral
Is curd the new fermented milk?

Bro, look here
Somasundaram is standing

All he can do is stand
I'm sitting in style

Aiyo! I meant the election

Can every contestant win?

I'm wondering when and
how to tackle that deadly duo

'Clear out now...go'

'Who are you?'

Get out
Out, I say

'Clear out'

- Sir, do you own this place?
- No

- Then bloody well shut up!
- Hey...hey

- He was rude to me
- 'Vanakkam', sir

Wait, who are you?

Sir, I've come looking for a job

- Keep looking
- I'm not in a position to laugh

I've come seeking a job, sir

My workers are jobless as it is

What job will I give you?
Go away

Madam, that buffoon nose
is shooing me away

Shall I just leave?

Will you continue
with your bloated face?

Beg or fall at his feet

'Sir, please don't send me away'

I can even scoop cow dung
like these chaps

Who is scooping cow dung?

Are you an engineer then?
Shut up!

Sir, please say 'yes'

You'll scoop the dung
Who will scoop you?!

Madam, give me an idea double quick

Tell him you'll take good care of his bull

Sir, I'll take good care of your bull

Look at the bull and then tell me


I thought Pinky is a tame cow

'It looks like a rhinoceros'

'Am I your lamb for the slaughter?'

A wilder bull than this
has been tamed in 'Baahubali'

Didn't you watch?

That was computer graphics
Come and see this in person

'If that bull just sniffs
you'll be dead and gone'

'Why is he sniffing his nose?
Maybe a lunatic?'

What should I do now?

Do something and wave your magic wand!

- Hey!
- He's calling me, wait

What are you thinking?

You saw the animal? Now scoot

Sir, I'll at least sing and milk the cow

I don't even mind
falling at your feet

- Please take me in
- Hey, send him off

Go away

- I'll go, engineer
- Clear out

Madam, this face isn't fit to
even scoop dung, right?

I've lost, no?

'We won't get our original faces'

This plan also got messed up?

Pinky is untethered
Go in and be safe

- Run...run to safety
- Pinky is charging

Get up and run inside, bro

'If everyone runs,
who will get hold of Pinky?'

Hey you there!
Pinky is charging behind you

'Hey you! Run for your life
It will gore you to death'

Hey! Pinky will attack you

This is an ugly face, madam

'Hereafter who will respect me?'

We have lost

Don't be scared like a coward

Even if you fail 1000 times and fall down
try to stand up on your feet once more

Turn around and face it bravely
This is the right time for you!

Go, I say

What happened?

[famous dialog from 'Ezhumalai']

Hey, you are dismissed

Bro, it is 'apartment'

From today you are 'apartment'


"I am Miss Smart-aleck, if gutsy, face me
This world is in our hands undoubtedly"

"You're the boss
if you overcome loss"

"Chase your hurdles confidently
Assail and assault ardently"

"Dude, we hit a jackpot super
Life will be doooper hereafter"

"Wow! Too good, that's it
If played right, this plan also a hit"

"If any doubts in your head
trash and stride ahead"

"Announce for the world to hear
Live in comfort, my dear"

"Where is a road without a barricade, dude"

"Play your game safe,
showoff your attitude"

"If you use the talent sleeping in you"

"Heart will sing anew
You'll be all time favorite too"

"If shoulders don't droop
Nor do you stoop"

"You stand tall, head held proud
you'll be on the top of the world"

"If you don't panic, be at ease
Not go down on your knees"

"If you clash head on
you hit a jackpot lifelong"

"If shoulders don't droop
Nor do you stoop"

"You stand tall, head held proud
you'll be on the top of the world"

"If you don't panic, be at ease
Not go down on your knees"

"If you clash head on
you hit a jackpot lifelong"

"I am Miss Smart-aleck, if gutsy, face me
This world is in our hands undoubtedly"

"You're the boss
if you overcome loss"

"Chase your hurdles confidently
Assail and assault ardently"

"He let years fly, that lazy lout
Then went begging for every single vote"

"No need to be tricked from now on
Jackpot in our hands, let's enjoy the sun"

"Purse your goals with persistence always"

"After a wait when patience pays
you will enjoy life in a happy daze"

"If you use the talent sleeping in you"

"Heart will sing anew
You'll be all time favorite too"

"If shoulders don't droop
Nor do you stoop"

"You stand tall, head held proud
you'll be on the top of the world"

"If you don't panic, be at ease
Not go down on your knees"

"If you clash head on
you hit a jackpot lifelong"

"If shoulders don't droop
Nor do you stoop"

"You stand tall, head held proud
you'll be on the top of the world"

"If you don't panic, be at ease
Not go down on your knees"

"If you clash head on
you hit a jackpot lifelong"

"I am Miss Smart-aleck, if gutsy, face me
This world is in our hands undoubtedly"

"You're the boss
if you overcome loss"

"Chase your hurdles confidently
Assail and assault ardently"

'Imagine the lifestyle I was used to'

'And my present plight, huh?'

'What are you looking at?
A soothsayer's handiwork!'

'I'll somehow get Michael Jackson's face'

"Beat it...just beat it"

"Beat it...just beat it"

'Don't yell and get me caught'

"Just beat it"

Masha, what are you doing?

'They told me to dig just 2' deep?

I've dug almost 4 feet

Madam, I can't find anything in here

Dig deeper

Easier said than done!
Come and sweat it out

Can you get me some juice
while I keep digging?

Dig deeper

'Deeper than this?
I'm out of breath


Madam, in your hometown
is a boulder called a brass vessel?

All my beads of sweat
for this bloody boulder?

I told you so!
Don't trust that old hag

Keep quiet, Masha

'Don't worry
I'll dig again'

'Let's try our luck again'

'It is a wild beast'

'We won't even go near it
to fill its water trough'

'We don't know how it is still alive'

That's the one!

- Bingo!
- What?

Masha, we got it


Hey! Throw that water trough to us

- That one?
- Yes, throw it

'I can't believe it'

- Got it, Masha
- That one, right?

Throw it to us

Madam, brass vessel

- Throw it
- Throw, da

How can we go to America with this?

We can even buy America with that!

Throw it, da

Let me dig 1' more
and see what we get

- Hey! Listen

If I get my hands on a job
I won't leave it half done

Let me go

'Someone may come
Just throw it'

'Will you throw it or not?'

I told you it is just a brass vessel?

It won't even fetch you 1/4 kg of dates

Whatever you dig and get is all yours

But throw this to us

The treasure is mine, huh?

Lady Luck is smiling on me

'Then only I'll go to America'

'Where is it?'

Throw that vessel


Here you go
To hell with you!

'Akshu, pick it up'


Akshu, come out

- Sir, he is running, aim at his feet
- Go and nab him


Hey you there!

- Akshu, don't
- Masha, let go of my foot

'Gunny bags
Easy to jump!'

'Son of a gun!
He has erected a false wall!'

- Nab him
- I told you not to take him in

Why ask me now?
Go, get him

Whom else will I ask?

1st he should be shot

Masha, run fast

'I am so thirsty'

'All the pots are empty'

'How do they water the plants?'

'Why hoard so many books?'

'There's a fish bowl'

'No other go
I have to drink this'

Hey! Who are you?

Sir, please don't shout
I'm an innocent fellow

A whole battalion is looking for me

What's happening?'

Why are you dancing?

Nothing, sir

I felt thirsty, I drank water
from your fish bowl

That fish is dancing within me


'Why is this girl smiling at me?'

Don't laugh, dear

'I'm telling you not to laugh'

'Moving into awkward parts!'

My daughter...is laughing

You are laughing, darling

Is she your daughter?

- Acting?
- Sir

I swear the fish-dance is making me jiggle

Why should I lie to you?

Will you act in a movie?

- In a movie?
- My dad is a director

I'll give it a shot, sir


- Aren't you ashamed?
- Not at all


You snitched on us
as soon as they beat you up?


They beat me black and blue
I didn't utter a single word

'4 of them caught hold of me
and punched me to a paste'

They forced booze down my throat

I blabbered

But my love is true

'100% truth'

I'll do anything for my Masha

'Do you know who you are?'

You are a combo of 100 Kaala
500 Kabali and 1000 Baashha

Only then will you get your Masha!

Bring a vehicle as strong as you

'Is Masha next to you?'

My sweetie pie, my muffin, my honey tart!

I'm waiting

You're so cuuute!

You watching
I am fighting

My beloved Masha...muah!

"If you and I were locked up in a room"

[song from 'Bobby']

Why do we need a song
when you're rubbing it?

That's my ringtone, bhai
My wife loves calling me

My dear Bhai!

This is brass!

You jinxed-mouth rat!

What was that expression for then?

I found this vessel in Pinky's shed, sir

I fill it with water for Pinky

Are they on a warpath
to flick this brass bowl?

Shall we just call them
and hand it over?

If they are risking their lives for this
there's more to it than meets the eye

Maybe the water is cool if stored in it

Don't make a murderer out of me

They will definitely come back for this

Let them come

This gun missed its target last time

If they slink into my house, every bullet
will get embedded in them this time

Hey! Isn't that a car?

- Yes, bro
- That's it!

'They've come with a huge battalion!'

Why are you giving me a heart attack?

- Aiyo!
- What is this, Manastha?

Is this how you receive guests?

I wanted to show you my new second hand car
and get a keychain from you

You're pointing a gun at me

I'm in a soup as it is and
you're adding fuel to the fire!

What is your problem?

Is DCP Raghavan hassling you
or the new entrant Sethupathi?

Rugged old cop Walter Vetrivel?

Dare devil Anbu Selvan IPS?
Or our dear Durai Singam?

Name the cop
I'll handle him

None of them, bhai

The ones who stripped you
to your birthday suit

That devilish duo, huh?

I'm going home
See you later

Are you in a hurry to pee?

You manhandled me the other day
when I was a single fellow

If you have the courage
I'm here with 2 bravehearts

Let me see how you take me head on now!

We brought you here as our driver

Baldie blockhead!

Why do you have a radio
pinned to your mouth?

Go and get that vessel

Masha, you've changed beyond recognition

Hey! Who are you? Breaking my wall
when sand costs a king's ransom

Will this bowl make you a millionaire?

Get it into your head
you can't step out alive

If we can walk into your house
with grit and guts with all of you here

...haven't you understood us even now?

Bhai, tell him about us

Ye...yes, true

I can still visualize the striking avatar
you took the other day

Then why is he pointing that gun at us?

Come on, Bhai

'We can sort this out
Lower your gun'

I don't like this clich├ęd count of 1-2-3

I prefer counting from ABC to Jo

Till J

Ask him to drop that gun by then, BHAI!

If I don't?

Bhai, whom are you very fond of?

My Banu!

I love Masha

Should Banu be safe and sound?

Or this brass vessel?

No need, Manastha
Whatever it is, let us talk it over

What if they have a bigger gun than this?

Hey you! Pick it up

Will you take another step?

- Don't
- Shut up!

Pick up that gun

'She has something behind her'

Come closer, rowdy
Get it, baldie!

Go and get it

'Baldie, I checked it already
It's just a brass vessel'

'What can you do with it?'


Lift up your hands, Manastha
She might shoot you

Don't worry, Bhai
I emptied all the bullets

There were just 2 left

She has exhausted those 2 also

Lower your hands and if we have
some more brass vessels, give those also

'Lower your hands I say'

What is this?
How come another bullet?


Watch it, my dear
You may shoot me by mistake

What is she doing now?

How did she get another gun?

- Hey!
- Oh gawd!

Hold it, wait

It's raining guns now



Your chapter


What's this, Manastha?

Don't shoot me

'Aiyaiyo! That's my car'

'Listen to me, sir
She got it goin' so good'

'She's driving away in my car
Get hold of them'

'So be makin' no error
She a real live wire'

Baldie, hurry up

'Not a single tale she spun
ever happened even'

Push the pedal to the metal

'Spinning her dice with a chance in hell
Winning her jackpot game so swell'

Aiyo! They are catching up

'Rate at which time flies in 5th gear
'Impossible' doesn't feature for her'

Take it out fast, shoot

'We takin the jackpot
So name ya price'

"A spark turned blast?
Fireworks from a fiery lass?"

- How is it multiplying?!
- Baldie, look at the road, drive

How do guns multiply in this?

'Why isn't any gun falling out?'



'Can't you keep your hands to yourself?'

- Wait, dear
- Dunderhead!

Drive fast

What happened?



Masha, get down

Baldie, run

Masha, I love you

Come on, boys

Aiyaiyo! My poor car

'Stuck in this mire'

'Nab them'



'Why do you come to school
if you can't pay the fees?'

'Will you pay the rent or vacate?'

'Why study in a convent
when you can't repay your debt?'

'Not capable of repaying your loan'

'But you can pay the fees
for her to study in a convent?'

"Is it a blast
from this lass?"

Mashaaa, catch this

Akshu, come

'Mashaaaa, train'



Masha, where are you?

Masha...where are you?

Masha! Where did you go?






What happened?

- What's wrong?
- Where did you go, Masha?

I am fine

You aren't hurt, right?

Hey look!


Run fast

Mashaaa, jump

Come, jump now

Get the vessel

Masha, give me your hand

Climb up


Hoist yourself

Stealing and cheating like this

'And then we run for our lives
to save our skin...why this plight?'

Fine, I had to choose such a life

I thought at least you'll study
and make it big in life

...you have overtaken me and
earned a PhD in scheming

As if I didn't want to study

How often I've been punished for not
paying the fees or buying my note books

'Ashamed but I would
stand outside my class'

My classmates used to ridicule me
as 'Rag doll Akshaya'

Money is the reason for all this, Masha?

If only we had the money

...we would've helped others
to the best of our ability

And led a happy life, no?

'No one should suffer like us'

Let there not be have-nots in our society

We should eradicate poverty

We can try

But our hands are empty!

Not my hand

But my foot has the magic wand!

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assisted by krish

'Free notebooks for
under privileged students'

'Wedding chain for free
for the have-nots in Akshaya Mall'

They are giving wedding chain
for free in Akshaya Mall

'Free notebooks for
under privileged students'

They are distributing organic seeds
free of cost for poor farmers

Our country is sure to flourish

But I don't know who the owner is

She belongs to a well known zamindar family
She has won a case just now

That's why she is so generous

'Free seeds for farmers'

'Biriyani only Rs 5'

They might as well give it free
than sell it so cheap

They don't want people to become lazy

This is genuine social service

You go this way and search

- You take that path
- My go down that street

- Madcap! I'm coming from there
- Go and search again

- This is a dead end
- Is it so?

- Then run this side
- Shut your gob

- Which side shall I go?
- Wherever you want

Catch Somasundaram

Who is this?

Why are you lying like a ghost
in the middle of the road?

You had better apologize to me
for calling me a ghost

How dare you demand
an apology from Manasthan


Masha, have you become Baashha the don?

I haven't changed
This is for you to reform!

Don't get your hands dirty hereafter
dealing with stolen vehicles

Because you know our secret
Masha will give you an unpleasant surprise

Thank you very much

What temerity to steal
and sell vehicles, huh?

Get up
I said get up

Take your shirt off

Take your shir-

Are you a married person?

No, I am wild and single!

You, madam?

Get him 'biriyani'



'Owner of a rice mill is just a name tag!'

'Go and tell my son Manasthan
and daughter Manasthi right now'

'Somasundaram has kidnapped and killed me'

'That's so simple'

'I'll make it spread like wildfire'

'Hey! What are you up to?'

'I learnt a new mantra
I'm trying that spell with this tea'

'I am sitting here jobless
Try your spell on me'

'Why did you turn me into a cow?'

'Where are you off to?'


'Running Successfully 100th Day'

'Wretched fellow!
If he had changed me like him'

'I would have acted with Nayantara'

Hi girls

Hey! Hero

I am on top of the world
How are you?

Told your amma everything, eh?

Just the opposite
I'm adopting her as my amma

Okay, listen
This box has cash

Go straight to USA and
get back your original face

- What about you?
- Let this face be status quo

People have started appreciating this face

I'll make a mark till my last breath
as a comedian with this face and curly mop

All yours

No thanks, dear
We love our middle class lifestyle

'Oh! So goes the story, huh?'

Then don't change
your pet Akshaya

I'll take her as my wife
How's that?

Did I hear you right?
You want Akshu as your-

Don't show your filmy stunts on me

You can be hero to the world
But if you want to marry Akshu-

You're the heroine
for my next film, okay?