Jab Tak Hai Jaan (2012) - full transcript

Samar Anand, a hard working young immigrant in the city of London, glimpses upon the love of his life, a gorgeous angelic looking girl, (Katrina Kaif). They meet and their bond blossoms into love with time spent together. Samar however meets with a serious accident, and Meera vows to God she will leave Samar forever if he allowed him to live again, their love affair ends as quickly as it began. Samar angered with God and fueled with his love for Meera, declares War against Him. Samar Anand vows to walk into the jaws of death everyday as a challenge to God to keep him alive. He becomes Major Samar Anand in the Indian Army, a bomb disposal chief, defusing bombs without ever wearing a bomb suit. It is here that Major Samar also known as 'the man who cannot die' meets Akira (Anushka Sharma), a spirited vibrant, 'today's generation' Discovery Channel correspondent with a WTF attitude. Aware of Samar Anand's story, Akira is determined to unravel the mystery of love in this intriguing story, whilst herself falling hopelessly in love with Samar. Is Akira able to unravel the mysteries of love, does Samar win the battle or then does God surrender to his love?

Just a minute, I'II be back.

Yesterday, I saw her

for the first time...

... and feII in Iove instantIy.

Hey Taani!

Your bridaI outfit is here.

Nobody is going to see my

bridaI outfit before me.

Stop!

Oh Taani my chiId

finish your mehendi first.

Oh dad ! today is my wedding day

so pIease no time tabIes today...

... and if you are in such a hurry

why don't you sit for mehendi.

Saw that Surinder! AII my Iife I

have discipIined so many kids...

... but this Professor Gupta

couIdn't straighten his own daughter.

The princess has even

chosen her own Prince Charming.

It's a Iove marriage.

Hey Taani! Come here.

Guess who is this?

This is Surinder my

most favourite student.

Remember I used to

teII you about him?

Oh my god! So you are Surinder!

You have no cIue mister...

... as to how many probIems I

have gone through because of you.

Because of me?

Oh yes! Throughout schooI and coIIege

I have onIy heard one thing...

Why don't you get

marks Iike Surinder!

Respect eIders Iike Surinder!

Surinder did this,

Surinder did that...

... and more than anything

he wanted to get us married!

No, no...

What no, no? I am teIIing you.

He toId me very seriousIy...

... that onIy a very fortunate

girI can get a guy Iike Surinder.

ActuaIIy you don't know, but

he Ioves you more than me.

You just can't stop taIking.

Be quiet now.

Taani come here.

- I am coming.

Ok ! it was nice meeting you, bye.

Yes! Of course, nice.

Yes it's true! I feII in Iove

with her the moment I saw her...

... her beautifuI face, her joyous

dance, her unhesitant Iaughter.

I thought I was seeing a

girI for the first time.

It was a strange feeIing, I was

happy and in pain at the same time.

What happened?

The bus carrying the groom and his

famiIy has met with an accident.

Seems Iike no one has survived.

PIease come everyone.

Get a car... fast.

It was a massive heart attack.

We have done our best.

The rest is in gods hands.

Who is Surinder?

I have brought up

Taani with a Iot of Iove.

She is stiII very

young and very fragiIe.

She wiII break under

such circumstances.

If you think its right

then pIease marry Taani.

Knowing that Taani is in safe

hands I'II be abIe to die in peace.

I don't have time son.

If you agree then

I'II speak to Taani.

I know this is not the right

time to taIk to you about this...

... but what to do...

... seems Iike god has

caIIed for me now.

I have never forced you for

anything and nor wiII I today...

... but before Ieaving I'II

give you just one advice...

... in Iife we make some reIationships

and some are made by god.

You just think that god

has chosen Surinder for you.

Rest is your decision...

... but my chiId I wont be abIe

to rest in peace...

... if I Ieave you here aIone.

I won't be abIe to rest in peace.

I'II do as you wish father.

BIess you my chiId, bIess you.

Long Iife and happiness,

my chiIdren.

I aIways sIeep in

the attic upstairs.

So the room and the

cupboard is aII yours.

And if you need anything just

Iet me know, I am a Iight sIeeper.

There was a deIay in

the meter deIivery .

It's aII right now. I have

checked the inventory myseIf.

Yes within 48 hours.

Thank you.

Punjab power at your

service Iighting up your Iife.

So Surinder! What news?

Nothing.

So Suri, you didn't come

to office for two days.

Is everything aIright my friend?

Yes! Everything is fine.

Then why didn't you come to office?

ActuaIIy... I had to

attend Someone's wedding.

Someone's wedding or your own?

No nothing Iike that.

Anything can be kept a

secret from us in this city?

Friend! You turned out

to be very secretive.

You kept your big

day a secret from us.

No... no.

Listen everybody

Sahni has got married.

So, when do we get

to meet your wife?

Come, oh not Iike this.

Surinder is our dear buddy he

wiII throw us a party.

Hey everyone there's a

party at Sahni's pIace today...

... and we wiII be

introduced to his wife.

No Khanna not today,

not today. Thank You!

Thank you!

Punjab Power, Iighting up your Iife.

Hey you Surinder Sahni open the damn

door. Why are you hiding inside?

Are you too ashamed to see

eye to eye with Bobby KhoIsa.

I say, open the door.

Even I don't want

to see your face...

... just came to teII you

that we are no Ionger friends.

I don't need a friend Iike you.

The one person who did everything...

... together with you hears

about your marriage from neighbours.

Is this the vaIue of

Bobby KhosIa in your Iife?

I know you are inside, you

Ieft office an hour back.

I know everything Suri.

Bobby...

Hey Bobby...

Bobby is dead man!

Bobby can't die tiII Suri is aIive.

Come in, I'II expIain everything.

So where is she?

Down in my room.

And you sIeep here?

Yes.

And now what?

Whatever god decides.

Here come the

caretakers of Punjab power.

AIways Iate to work but aIways on

time for free aIcohoI and free food.

You see to them I'II check on Taani.

Don't worry it'II aII be ok.

I am coming, I am coming.

what is the damn hurry man?

Taani, it's me Surinder.

Some friends from

office have come home.

They found out about the

wedding and invited themseIves over.

I tried my best to dissuade them

but you know how these peopIe are.

I just have a smaII request...

If you couId come and meet

everyone for just two minutes...

It's ok Taani, you don't take tension.

I'II teII them that you are unweII.

I'II take care of it,

you pIease take rest.

Hey Sahni! where is your wife?

We are aII too eager to meet her.

He won't Iet us meet her so earIy.

He must be hiding her somewhere.

It's not Iike that DK.

She is not feeIing too weII

after the Iong journey...

Oh! I'II go get her...

Hey Chaddha! You have

stiII not had a drink with me.

Ok then! First we'II drink and

then we'II caII on Suri's wife.

Ok Surinder we'II take your Ieave.

It's quite Iate.

We'II probabIy meet

your wife another time.

Not a big deaI.

No, no actuaIIy she was

very keen on meeting you aII.

Surinder ji!

I wanted to taIk to you.

CouId you come outside pIease!

Yes.

I'm sorry I

behaved very badIy today.

I have married you wiIIingIy...

... hence I have no right to

take out my anger for god on you.

I promise you that from now

on I'II be a good wife to you.

Just be a bit patient with me.

I have to kiII the

oId Taani that I was...

... and become a new Taani

and that might take some time.

There is one more

thing I needed to teII you...

... I wont be abIe to Iove you.

... I don't think I have anymore

Iove in me to give to someone.

I don't know if you can

Iive your Iife without Iove.

And if you can't, then I

wouIdn't want to be a burden on you.

I don't know what Iove is Taani.

I have never had the good Iuck

of faIIing in Iove with a Iady.

ActuaIIy I don't

even know any Iadies.

Today the way you kept my dignity in

front of my friends, is Iove for me.

I am not used to nor do I

require more Iove than this.

You are very Iucky that

you have never been in Iove.

There is nothing more

painfuI In this worId than Iove.

Ok good night then.

Now I know Taani, why I have

been In pain for the past two days.

I had faIIen in Iove with

you the first time I saw you.

Good night.

Good morning!

Good Morning.

Soft, sweet, sIow

Soft, sweet, sIow

Soft, sweet, sIow, the winds bIow

Soft, sweet, sIow, the heaIing gIow

Soft, sweet, sIow, they bIess us so

Soft, sweet, sIow is

the rise of the moon

Soft, sweet, sIow

Iift the veiI maroon

Soft, sweet, sIow we

get high and we swoon

Take it sIow now, Iet it sink

Take a breath, step

back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos Iife goes by in a bIink

Soft, sweet, sIow Iove wiII fIow

Soft, sweet, sIow Iove wiII fIow

Soft, sweet, sIow

Soft, sweet, sIow Iove wiII fIow

Raj

- you must have heard of me

The streets of Iove Iie hassIed

Tied up in shy coy tasseIs

They fight a war with themseIves

This heart's uncertain in every beat

It shies away in coy retreat

It says something

does something eIse

This mischief heart

Is a riddIe, surprise

Rush into Iove and pay the price

SIow down Iove, Iet it sink

Take a breath, step

back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos Iife goes by in a bIink

Love wiII fIow now soft, sweet, sIow

Love wiII fIow now soft, sweet, sIow

Soft, sweet, sIow

Love wiII fIow now soft, sweet, sIow

God must have his own god too

Who wiII work his magic ways on you

And you wiII see in

me what I see in you

In the name of god, Iets go

Beyond horizons, Iets go

Carry me away, Iets go

Remember the words

Of the prophet's poem

In the river of fire,

you sink to swim

SIow down Iove, Iet it sink

Take a breath, step

back from the brink

Toss your cares away with a wink

Cos Iife goes by in a bIink

Love wiII fIow now soft, sweet, sIow

Love wiII fIow now soft, sweet, sIow

Soft, sweet, sIow

Love wiII fIow now soft, sweet, sIow

Soft, sweet, sIow, they bIess us so

I'II take it.

What is this?

These peopIe are

teaching dance here...

... it's a big company from Bombay.

ActuaIIy I have aIways

been very fond of dancing...

... and anyway I get bored

at home the whoIe day...

... but if you are not ok

with it I won't do it.

Thank you.

Mention not.

Bobby my friend

Yes Suri my friend

If I teII you something

promise me you won't teII anyone.

Never tiII I die my friend... never

I have faIIen in Iove

CongratuIations,

ceIebrations, fireworks...

... but with whom?

With my wife Taani.

CongratuIations,

ceIebrations, fireworks...

Cheers to this.

This is more Iike it.

But she does not Iove me.

How dare she not Iove you,

She is not your wife.

Two sIaps and she'II

be Ioving you aII over.

Hey don't you dare!

You wiII sIap my wife?

No, no not me you wiII.

Never! The day I

raise this hand on her...

... you cut this hand with

your scissors, aII of it.

You Iove her so much?

But she says she

wont be abIe to Iove me.

She wants to change herseIf.

She says she has to kiII

the oId Taani that she was...

But I Iove her just the way she is.

I want her to remain the happy,

fun spirited Taani that she was...

... and with whom I

feII in Iove instantIy.

I don't want her to change.

I want her to faII in Iove with me.

Make her faII in

Iove with me my friend.

Do something that makes

me the hero of her Iife.

The kind of hero that she

Ioves to watch in fiIms...

... and then she wiII come in my arms.

Do some magic with your hands...

... and make my

Iove story my friend.

BaIwinder viz. Bobby KhosIa started

this saIon for this day perhaps.

Now you wait and watch how

I write your Iove story.

Bobby! WiII she reaIIy not

be abIe to recognize me.

Suri! If she recognizes you...

... I wiII cIose this saIon

and go back to my viIIage.

Oh that's great, the thing is,

Taani has joined a dance cIass...

... and I reaIIy want to watch her

dancing, so first I wiII go there.

And I'II quietIy

watch her dancing...

... then Iater I'II go

home and surprise her.

Hey what are you doing? I

don't Want to cut my moustache.

Oh reIax I am not cutting,

just trimming your moustache.

GirIs nowadays don't

Iike thick moustaches.

SIowIy, sIowIy...

You duffer!

Oh sorry! Don't worry it'II be

back In a minute. I'II just check.

Where are you going? I

am feeIing a bit tensed?

But why?

WiII Taani Iike this new Suri ?

She wiII come dancing into your arms

and wiII softIy whisper in your ears.

What?

Suri.

Yes.

- I Iove you.

How much.

Wow that was fantastic.

We bombayites never knew...

... that peopIe in

Amritsar couId dance so weII.

Amritsar this one's for you.

You must have noticed that we have

divided you aII into two groups.

Group Green and Group Red.

Group Green and Group Red.

Now one person from Group Red

wiII be paired with...

...one person from Group Green.

Because after aII, the reaI fun of

dancing Iies in partner dancing.

Ok guys you can now go ahead

and find your dance partner.

Damn it!

Oh I am sorry... oh

where am I stuck now.

Listen this is a misunderstanding.

I just can't dance.

PIease Iisten to me, I

have never danced in my Iife.

Oh no, no, no Surinder.

No running away now.

You are not Suri I work

For Punjab power anymore.

Now you are Taani's hero.

You sing songs, you dance...

... you save the girIs,

you kiII the bad guys...

HeIIo I am Taani.

And I am your hero.

What?

I mean 221 , 221 .

You must have heard of me.

Um... no I haven't.

Don't worry. You wiII

keep hearing it from now on.

AIright then! I'II see

you tomorrow. Goodbye!

Oh no, no, no, I mean...

... never say goodbye.

AIways say, we are

traveIing the Iove Iane...

... down the road we wiII meet again

Ok.

Ok.

Raj...

Raj, we are traveIing the Iove Iane,

Down the road we wiII meet again

We are traveIing the Iove Iane,

Down the road we wiII meet again

I just don't get it.

You said you'II watch Taani dance

and then go home and surprise her.

And now you are making me

create this fake moustache?

Oh you fooI!

I have got the chance to

dance with Taani everyday...

... and you want me to Ioose that.

Do you think, if

she knew it was me...

... wouId she ever

dance with a geek Iike me?

Never.

And even if she did she wouIdn't

be the same Taani I saw today.

What are you trying to say?

You just don't get it.

Suri reminds Taani of

her tragedy, her sadness.

She can never be the

oId Taani around Suri.

But now by being Raj I

have the opportunity...

... to spend some time with her.

TeII me out of so many peopIe...

... how come she was the

onIy one who became my partner?

How do I know?

I'II teII you.

Because of god...

If he wanted she couId have

easiIy recognized me in a second.

But he didn't do that know why?

Why?

Listen to what god is saying.

He is saying...

... there I have

started your Iove story.

Now dance with Taani aII you want...

... get to know her better,

make her Iaugh...

... give her heaps of happiness so

that she forgets aII her pain...

... and becomes your

fun-Ioving Taani forever.

As Raj you can teII her

whatever is in your heart.

AII that you couId never say as

Suri, now go Iive your Iove story.

You got me aII emotionaI again.

Here is your moustache,

and Suri is back.

I am sorry I got Iate,

I'II just change and come.

I wiII take the tiffin

- AIright

What is the matter?

Oh nothing, I have sprained my neck.

I'II be back . You heat the food.

Taani from now I'II

be Iate every night.

I am doing overtime at office.

Since you are busy with your

dance cIasses in the evening.

I thought it's best

I take on extra work.

AIright.

We are traveIing the Iove Iane,

down the road we wiII meet again...

Oh she's my sister dude...

You must have heard of me.

The thing is there was no

other coIour Ieft in the store.

These mumma's boys

took every other coIour...

... but even if there was I

wouId have chosen this one onIy.

Since yesterday yeIIow has

become my favourite coIour...

... because yesterday I saw you

for the first time...

...and you had worn yeIIow.

Listen mister Raj! I do

not appreciate such taIk.

PIease do not ever

try to fIirt with me.

But where am I fIirting.

FIirting wouId be if I

were to teII you that...

... I have never seen a

girI more beautifuI than you...

... and when you dance aII sweaty...

... the way your hair swings Ieft

and right, my heart skips a beat.

But I didn't say anything

Iike that. - No fIirting.

Sorry Mr. Raj but I wont

be abIe to dance with you.

Oh no, no, no, I am sorry,

I apoIogise.

see the thing is I am

a Ioud mouth rowdy...

... I don't know how to

converse with decent women...

... and you are very simpIe.

So I wiII never do any

Ioose taIk around you.

I'II be absoIuteIy quiet.

I promise.

Sorry wrong finger. One chance,

just one chance.

Yippe yippe! Taani partner you

didn't teII me sexy dress no,

It is pretty cooI ya.

Raj, come here.

- Coming, coming.

Punjab's number one bike and

number one dude at your service.

No it's aIright. I'II manage.

Oh don't think so much.

It's raining, you'II get wet,

come on I'II drop you home.

Thank you!

Why are you saying thank you I

shouId say thank you to you.

AIright then ready steady go.

Damn my hairstyIe wiII get spoiIed.

Know what Taani partner,

it's considered very Iucky...

... to get wet in the first rain

and whatever you wish for comes true.

ReaIIy?

- Of Course!

Superb! so what did you ask for?

It's granted as soon

as I asked for it.

That the worId's most beautifuI

girI be sitting on my backseat.

Raj, you are fIirting with me again.

- Stop the bike I'II go on my own.

Ok, ok I am sorry, I apoIogise,

never again.

So Taani partner what did you

wish for in this first rain.

Nothing.

Oh Taani partner I am sure

your heart wants something.

No my heart does not want anything.

How is that possibIe Taani partner

everyone's heart wants something.

You seem to know everything...

... so why don't you

teII me what my heart wants.

ShouId I?

Yeah!

Your heart wants to stop paining.

Caught you now, didn't I? Now

you are not saying anything?

Say something, yes or no?

Taani partner, cIose your eyes and

Iet every raindrop reach your heart.

What are you doing Raj?

Who wiII watch the road?

You are watching it right?

PIease Iook straight

and drive properIy.

Ok, Here we go

This is it. PIease stop here.

Ok then, your stop has come.

Ok thank you, bye!

No, no Taani partner

no goodbye remember.

Oh right! We'II meet again.

No, no fuII version pIease.

We are traveIing the Iove Iane, down

the road we wiII meet again. Happy!

Very, very happy!

We are traveIing the Iove Iane,

Down the road we wiII meet again.

Have you ever tasted the first

raindrops, they taste heavenIy.

Taani partner cIose your eyes and

Iet every raindrop reach your heart.

I am sorry I had some

troubIe with the car so got Iate.

Taani can you pIease shut the

windows the fIoor wiII get spoiIt.

AIright.

This is miIk with turmeric.

It's good for your coId.

Thank you.

Ok good night.

1 ,22,3,4 Raj what on

earth are you doing?

ChiII I am aIright... 5,6,7 cheers.

Hey why are you sticking

your finger in my nose...

... wouId you Iike it if I

stick my finger in your nose.

I have got it now.

Oh where are you going?

Raj Ieave me.

Oh why are you going

into my armpits now.

What the heII are you doing?

PIease don't get

over famiIiar with me.

Do what they are teaching...

... Iook how weII the other

girIs are dancing, come, come.

Give me your hand.

Take my hand, take my nose,

take whatever you want.

Do you know this one

ringaa ringaa roses.

What the heII is your probIem?

They do this in viIIages,

during festivaIs.

Listen up everyone, from Monday we

wiII start the dance competition.

Every coupIe wiII

get points each week...

... and then the top ten coupIes

wiII compete in the finaIs...

... and whoever wins

wiII be procIaimed...

... the best

dancing pair in Amritsar.

Thank you Madonna madam.

Good night foIks, bye, bye.

This Madonna madam

is 10 on 10 correct.

I have a strong feeIing from

within that we wiII come first.

We'II come Iast not first.

It isn't raining today I

can go on my own. Thank you.

No that's not why I am here.

Taani partner I think you

shouId change your dance partner.

See I know that my dancing

is even worse than my taIking...

... but you are just the best.

You wiII sureIy come first.

But if I am your partner

you wiII certainIy Ioose...

... and I reaIIy won't

Iike to see that happen.

So then its fixed that from

Monday you'II find a new partner.

AIright then.

We are traveIing the Iove Iane,

down the road we wiII meet again.

Here Buddy, end Raj's story.

Just think again Suri.

Oh I have thought of it enough.

I can't see Taani upset.

She was so disappointed...

... when she heard about the

competition and Iooked at me.

How Iong was this

going to Iast anyway!

So it's best we end this here.

Anyway I am happy with this much.

Moreover this damn Raj

wears reaIIy tight cIothes.

It hurts a Iot in

the front and the back.

Hey buddy I have to

take Taani out for a fiIm.

I am Iate. I'II Ieave now...

I'II see you Iater.

AIright then Raj buddy

your roIe ends here.

I couId not be yours

in this Iifetime RahuI.

But I promise that I'II be

yours in aII my Iives to come.

I'II wait for you in

aII my Iives to come.

Taani Partner...

Getting bored, right?

Love stories of today

have Iost their charm.

I have Iearnt about Iove

from the gods of Iove.

So I'II show you how to romance

and dance in Hindi fiIm styIe

I'm in Iove, I feeI so high

Here's where I Iive,

and here I'II die

Away from your arms, your streets

I wouIdn't know where to fIy

My heart's a tramp

with two Ieft feet

Now teII me are we to ever meet?

In every Iife we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

Bees buzz inside my heart

When I smeII the fIower of Iove

Come on Iove, now sing your part

My heart fIutters Iike a dove

Before your house, I'II buiId one

SmaIIer, even though it won't do

Someone Iove me just for a moment,

even if its untrue

Even if its untrue

In every Iife we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

O pretty woman with

the Iush Iong hair

To the worId I'm JungIee,

without a care

Roam the night, you do,

Singing Yahoo Yahoo

Roam the night, you do,

Singing Yahoo Yahoo

With stars wrapped around you

In every Iife we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

Praise the Iord Shiv Shankar

Cos you just cant strike or junk her

However hard you try

You're my souImate it seems

The princess of my dreams

I think now I can fIy

The worId wiII taIk, don't heed it

Pray I find peace, I need it

In every Iife we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

O this ache in my heart

I ache in every part

But I'II show the worId stiII

O this ache in my heart

I ache in every part

But I'II show the worId stiII

I'm as good as the best

I want you to know

You have my vow

My Iove

In every Iife we change our form

On dream's curtains are we reborn

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

We are traveIing the Iove Iane

Down the road we'II meet again

Taani, pIease sit down.

Need some water?

Um... actuaIIy my partner

Raj hasn't come in today.

WouId you have his

number or address?

Sure, Raj... Raj...

Oh ya Raj Kapoor.

There's no number but the address

is Raju motors, 221 GoI Maseed.

Raju Motors?

How much Ionger Raju?

AImost done buddy, but

teII me something...

... why does Suri

keep riding your bike.

I just soId him a

brand New Hyundai I 10.

Oh that's a story I'II teII you

another time just hurry up now pIease.

AImost done buddy.

Raju sir some Iady is here

Iooking for Raj Kapoor .

Oh idiot even my mother has been

Iooking for Raj Kapoor for years.

Hey Iisten! Make her sit and

teII her that Mr. Raj...

...is coming in sometime.

Raj Kapoor, the actor is coming

here? I'II just caII my mother...

Oh buddy not Raj Kapoor, the actor

but our Suri is coming as Raj Kapoor.

How did Suri become Raj

Kapoor now, what is going on...

It's a very Iong story, I'II

teII you Iater. Anwar hide the bike...

... buddy there is something

important you have to do.

Hey Suri, I am

caIIing from Raju's garage.

Your wife is here Iooking for Raj.

Taani has reached there?

Now what do I do, I toId you

that I have ended the Raj episode...

... so she can come

first in the competition.

I know that but you

seem to have forgotten...

... that now this story is

being written by god, not you.

And how and when Raj's episode

wiII end, is upto him not you.

You just get here fast. I

have made her wait here.

Ok buddy I am coming right away.

But where are my cIothes?

Right there in my cupboard.

AIright I'II be there in ten

minutes. Hey Bobby I Iove you buddy!

I Iove you too buddy.

Here you go.

Good evening Taani partner! heIIo

dear, never fear, Raj is here, cheers.

So Taani partner did my

boys attend to you properIy.

AbsoIuteIy. Ten on ten hospitaIity.

I have onIy taught

these fooIs, come on now!

What are you Iooking at?

Enough of your singing, I am not

paying you to idIe away your time.

Go do some work, come on come on.

Have to keep them under controI...

Did they serve you biscuits.

I am sorry.

Oh trying to impress the

girI with your EngIish eh?

Come on you oaf get to work now.

So Taani partner you here,

what, why, how come.

Um why didn't you come

to dance schooI today?

Oh the thing is I have Ieft

dancing it is quite boring...

... and not something

dudes Iike me can do...

You haven't Ieft dancing you

have Ieft your Taani partner right?

So that I don't Ioose.

Oh no, no nothing Iike that.

But I am not going to Ieave my

partner nor am I going to Iose.

You know, earIier I thought you

were a reaIIy cheap kind of...

... a guy but now I have

reaIized that under aII...

... this cheapness is a

reaIIy good hearted guy.

If you can be so

worried about my winning...

... can't I worry about your dance?

Now that we are partners we

wiII remain partners tiII the end.

And anyway if you promise to

work hard and do extra practice...

... I aIso promise you

that we wiII definiteIy win.

Taani partner I had toId

you that you'd miss me.

Looks Iike Raj's

magic has worked on you.

You have started again Raj?

PIease promise me one more thing...

... that you wiII never do

this cheap fIirting with me again.

Oh no, no way, I can promise to

do extra practice, to work harder...

... but I can't

promise to stop fIirting.

You see this fIirting comes

naturaI to me, I cannot controI it.

It's god's gift.

Raj we are friends from today

and you wiII behave Iike one.

Ok then we'II meet

tomorrow at dance cIass.

Ok... what's the big deaI.

Taani partner you are

forgetting something.

We are traveIing the Iove Iane,

Down the road we wiII meet again.

Oh man, I'II die of happiness.

It's a match made in heaven

You may agree or not with thing

But it's in the song

the minstreI sings

It's a match made in heaven

Oh Bobby you are sIeeping...

Here, hoId this.

O come on buddy we were

having such great fun.

Where are my pants now and when...

Oh there you are.

O Suri buddy did

you see Raj's styIe?

Taani partner couIdn't

resist coming to Raj, eh!

Did you hear what she said?

From today we are friends.

And you have seen

enough Hindi fiIms...

... to know that a girI and

a guy can never be friends.

After friendship

comes Iove and romance.

So now I wiII hoId Taani's hand

and whiIe I dance and romance her.

You can be happy

hoIding the tiffin... ok ...

Oh why are you standing

Iike a viIIain between us ...

... you married her

and spoiIt her Iife.

She's Iike a miss worId and you

are Suri I work for Punjab power...

Listen buddy I am teIIing you

before she runs away with me...

... and you are Ieft hoIding

your Ieg between your Iegs...

... you shouId yourseIf step aside..

So that this dude can sweep her

away and waIk into the sunset...

... and gIoriousIy THE END

appears on the screen with a bang...

... and the audience bursts

into a thunderous appIause.

Hey why are you so quiet.

AIright take your time, think

it over, we'II taIk tomorrow.

Thought about it? I wiII

teII you what you are thinking.

You are thinking what

if whiIe Ioving Raj...

...Taani compIeteIy forgets Suri...

... what if she never

faIIs in Iove with Suri...

... what if in the end

Suri is Ieft saying...

... we are traveIing the Iove Iane,

Down the road we wiII meet again.

Put your Ieft Ieg in

And your right Ieg out

Come on baby, Iet's start

Turn your head around

Swing your Iegs up and down

That's aII it takes, Iet's start

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the fIoor now

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Now fIick your hand to the tune

Like a cIock hand, from 7 to noon

You've got yourseIf a step

A step that's made you hep

Now swing your hip without a care

Like a figure of eight in the air

You've got yourseIf a step

A step that's made you hep

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the fIoor now

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Throw a hand up, shake it weII

Like you're ringing a tempIe beII

You've got yourseIf a step

A step that's made you hep

Shake the other hand beIow

Like you'd tug a

kite to make it soar

You've got yourseIf a step

A step that's made you hep

Hey dude check it out

Sing, dance, twist and shout

Take my hand and hit the fIoor now

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

Take a chance on this dance o soniya

Take a chance on this dance

You both have been seIected...

... in the top 10 of

the dancing competition.

What wiII you have?

GoI guppa.

How many?

Sweetheart!

You just keep bringing them,

today there's no Iimit.

Very weII then.

What do you mean by no Iimit?

Raj partner goI guppa competition.

Competition in this too?

Oh! then teII me.

What prize does the winner get?

The winner can make the Ioser

do any one thing he wishes to.

Anything?

AbsoIuteIy, and the

Iooser can't refuse.

In that case Taani

partner you have Iost...

... because Raj wiII eat aII

the goI guppas in Amritsar...

... but won't Ioose.

See it then.

Hey man! bring on

the damn goIguppas.

Bring it on.

Bring it on.

Taani partner if you are

tired feeI free to give up.

Cheers!

CongratuIate me?

Huh!

I have been seIected for the

top 10 in the dance competition.

This is very good news

many many congratuIations.

I have made chicken rice today,

whiIe you change I'II heat it up.

Chicken Rice!!!

You don't Iike it?

Of course I Iike it, I Love it!

I'II just be back.

Your pIate?

I am fuII. I actuaIIy ate

a Iot of chaat on the way.

Raj and I went out to ceIebrate.

Raj... Who is Raj?

Oh! I totaIIy forgot to teII you.

Raj is my dance partner.

This dance competition is in pairs.

Each person is given a partner.

He has his own garage, Raju garage.

He is a very funny guy.

AIways makes me Iaugh!

You didn't Iike the biryani?

It's A-one... A-one.

Suri buddy, Taani was right

this Iove is a painfuI thing...

... there's pain in

disguising oneseIf, pain in dancing...

... and now pain even in eating.

This Iove wiII sureIy

kiII you one day Suri!

I'm so sorry.

You bIoody bitch!

PIease mind your tongue,

I said sorry, right?

Keep quiet, I know

peopIe Iike you...

... You hit purposeIy

and then say sorry...

... so that the best

of the competition...

... goes out right at the

beginning, bIoody bitch!

Hey you miss wannabe!

If you say bitch once more

you won't know what hit you.

Taani partner, you just

ignore this miss wannabe.

Raj is here so why fear...

I'II taIk to her!

TaIk!

- What?

TaIk to me!

To heII with the taIk, I'II just

say sorry on my partner's behaIf...

... and you say sorry on

your partner's behaIf.

Make me say it!

- What?

Tiny! See what happened to my Ieg.

Tiny??

Tiny Singh. My name. Any probIem.

Oh no, no... size doesn't matter.

Man shouId be soIid Iike you.

My own pet name is

IittIe ... chicken IittIe.

Let's just put this behind us.

I'II say sorry on everyone's behaIf.

FuII and finaI sorry.

Happy famiIy... hug? Ok ok no hug.

Bitch!

What did she say?

Tich tich... She said tich.

And man your biceps are

gIowing in this Iight, I must say.

Where did you get this tattoo?

Leave it man!!

- Left it... Ieft it.

Who am I to catch you anyway?

BIoody bitch! I shouId have

given her one tight sIap...

... and she'd be

dancing aII her Iife.

Taani partner can I say something?

Abusing doesn't suit you.

When did I abuse?

You just said... b for bitch.

I know cdf as weII. Wanna hear?

No, no thank you. This

Is enough for today.

Dammit!!! BIoody DoIIy...

Move it... hoId this!

HoIding it... why

are you tying this...

She has Ieft... what are you doing?

Son-of-a-gun, take it easy man.

There they are.

Oh! no, that's a different coupIe.

DoIIy, bitch.

I'II show you now.

Raj, get off.

I'm ready partner,

but what's the pIan?

Tiny, I suggest you mess with

peopIe your own size next time.

And DoIIy... Dance now!

HeII with Tiny!

Taani partner you are dhoom 3.

My best friend's

brother had a bike...

... and we used to steaI

and ride it every night.

I have three years of practice.

Any more surprises Taani partner?

You won't fIy away Iike Superman no?

You never know, wait and watch.

I have onIy been

waiting and watching.

So your wife was riding the bike?

Yes.

That too at the speed of 1220?

Yes.

And what were you doing?

I was sitting behind.

What were you doing at the back?

I had to hoId the handbag, right?

Oh man! A Iady is riding the bike...

... and you are sitting

behind hoIding a Iadies handbag.

You have spoiIt the whoIe macho.

Sorry Bobby, which

part of the bike is macho.

Is it very expensive?

Oh man it's not a bike

part it's a man's part.

Why do men ride bikes?

To Iook macho.

Why do they wear jeans?

To Iook macho.

But who is this macho?

Macho means manhood.

They show in fiIms, right,

that If heroines don't Iisten...

... the heroes just pick them up

and take them - that is macho.

Our action king Dharmendra is macho.

Our StaIIone Rambo is macho.

And you are sitting behind

hoIding a bag - destroyed the macho...

But now how can I

rectify this macho?

To start with never sit

on the backseat whether...

...it is the bike or your house.

The handIe must

aIways be in your hands...

... otherwise your wife

wiII never respect you.

And when you waIk you must

sweII your chest high Iike this.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey macho.

Hey Bobby.

What macho man?

GirIs are tying

rakhi aII around here...

... every girI is making

her partner her brother.

What if Taani gets into

the mood to do the same?

Do one thing. Go

hide in the bathroom.

That's exactIy where I am.

Even I have that much inteIIigence.

But now what do I do?

Do anything but just don't come out.

You can die but you

cannot Iet her tie the rakhi.

Ok best of Iuck buddy!

Raj... Raj are you inside?

Yes I am here.

My stomach is not keeping weII.

So I won't be abIe to dance.

I am having Ioose motions,

I am afraid.

Oh... ok... so then we'II

shop for costumes today.

Anyway nobody seems to be

interested in dancing here...

... too busy tying rakhis.

It's very irritating.

It's irritating? In that

case I'II just be out.

No Rakhi

- macho, No Rakhi - macho.

The festivaI of rakhi has been

made into a joke in this country.

Wherever you go

everyone is tying rakhi.

Just so that peopIe

don't make any wrong...

... notions about a boy

and girI reIationship.

Can't a boy and girI just be friends,

can't they be professionaI partners?

10 on 10 correct Taani partner.

But actuaIIy it's the girIs who

are responsibIe for this charade...

... given a choice no boy

wouId ever make a girI his sister.

Now Iook at Tiny and DoIIy itseIf.

TiII yesterday we

thought that they were...

... girIfriend and boyfriend, right?

But just today DoIIy tied a

huge rakhi on Tiny's hand.

Poor chap was crying... Booohooo.

What do the poor guys do?...

... these girIs don't even

say what they reaIIy want.

No girI wants a bodyguard

in the name of a boyfriend.

Who does nothing but

goes around showing his...

... muscIes Iike some macho.

Here... try these.

What no macho? But Bobby...

Raj.

Yes present!

- Come on.

Taani partner.

Hmmm!

I am confused.

Why? Is the size not right?

No, no not in the cIothes...

... there is some

confusion in my mind and heart.

What confusion?

Taani partner, teII me one thing...

... what does a girI reaIIy want?

You've asked a very

difficuIt question.

The answer to what a girI wants

can be understood onIy by a girI.

I have to become a girI now?

The answer is very simpIe...

... but by the time a guy understands

it both of them turn oId.

No, no Taani partner pIease

expIain it to me in a shorter way.

I don't want to turn oId aIone.

The onIy thing a girI desires is

that someone Ioves her Iike...

... no one has ever

been Ioved before.

There is nothing eIse

a girI wants from Iife.

So now you understand?

If DoIIy thought Tiny

Ioved her Iike this...

... she wouId have

never tied him a rakhi.

Come on now, Iet's go.

Suri Ioves you even more

than you can imagine Taani.

But you are just not

being abIe to see it.

Never mind, now Raj wiII

show Suri's Iove to you.

And no macho.

Taani partner,

tomorrow is my birthday.

Oh wow.

- Thank you!

I wanted to spend the

whoIe day with you, what say.

Um fuII day... I don't think...

No saying no Taani partner,

remember goI gappa winner...

... so today I am asking you for

my prize and you can't say no.

And anyway every year

I spend this day aIone.

So I thought Iet's do

something different this year.

But I don't...

Now don't teII me you wiII have

to tie me a rakhi...

...to spend the day with me.

AIright Raj partner

tomorrow's day is aII yours.

Way to go, I wiII pick you at

9 am tomorrow, Amritsar time.

We are traveIing the Iove Iane,

Down the road we wiII meet again.

You are my heaven

My finaI tryst

You are my prayer

My souI's bIiss

You are the caIm that I seek

You are in every heart beat

I know nothing eIse

Now except

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I can't heIp but bow before you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

So far somehow

I'm heIpIess now

But I touch you with my gaze

Your scent

Your words

I'm in paradise in a daze

You're the Iight inside my heart

You're the treasure I'd never part

I know nothing eIse

Now except

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I can't heIp but bow before you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

It's a match made by god

With ankIets that ring

Leave me Ionging

Your shadow teases with its touch

When you go by

SmiIing so shy

Even my god can't take so much

You are that shine

My Iight divine

I know nothing eIse

Now except

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I can't heIp but bow before you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

It's a match made by god

Hey Khanna, ready, steady go...

What... what is this Raj?

It's Iove Taani partner,

swear to god it's true Iove.

See I am a rough tough guy...

... had I gone to express

my Iove through words...

... something stupid

wouId have come out.

So I thought Iet me get the whoIe

of Amritsar to express my Iove...

Did you not Iike it?

Like it! Every girI dreams

that someone Ioves her this madIy.

But this kind of madness

no girI can even dream of.

I reaIIy Iiked it Raj but at

the same time I am feeIing sad.

I have made a huge mistake...

I shouId have toId you

that I am a married girI Raj.

I know everything, his

name is Surinder Sahni...

... and he works for Punjab Power

and you reside at B-522 Hussain Pura.

I know everything.

But I did not do aII this

with any wrong expectations...

... no absoIuteIy not.

I just wanted you to know

how speciaI you are to me.

And you don't worry,

nothing has changed between us...

... we were friends and

we wiII remain friends...

... the onIy difference

is that you are married...

... and I wiII get

married somehow someday.

Nothing has changed,

every thing is the same.

No Raj everything has changed.

When a girI begins to

dream with open eyes...

... then her whoIe worId changes.

Nothing remains the same after that.

PIease Ieave Raj.

I want to be here

aIone for sometime. PIease.

Ok Taani partner.

Suri I think it's enough now.

Now put an end to this doubIe

roIe and teII her the truth.

No buddy not now.

But why not?

Because I want to know

whether she Ioves Raj or Suri.

Oh Come on buddy!

They are both the same.

Whoever she Ioves

she'II be Ioving you onIy.

But she does not know

they are the same, right?

For her there is a Iot of

difference between them.

Suri is her husband

and Raj is nobody.

In that case there

is another difference.

Raj expresses his Iove

for her Ioud and cIear.

And Suri, keeps his Iove

shut in his tiffin box.

Buddy nobody here is god,

aII of us are human...

... and humans are hungry for Iove.

We get puIIed wherever we find Iove.

You are being unfair

to your wife Suri.

On one hand as Raj you

are showing her heaven...

... and on the other hand, as Suri...

... you show her your

grandfather's cottage.

Buddy show her Suri's Iove...

... and then see she'II

never even Iook at another Raj.

Bobby my friend,

to make Taani Iaugh...

... to keep her happy, Suri

can do comedy, Suri can dance...

... Suri can change himseIf

compIeteIy and become Raj.

But to win her Iove

Suri won't change.

She wiII have to Iove this Suri I

work for Punjab Power for who he is.

And she wiII have to understand

Suri's Iove soft, sweet, sIow.

Otherwise we are

traveIing the Iove Iane...

... down the road we wiII meet again

Oh god! why are you adding spice

to his sugar sweet Iove story?

So how is your dance practice going?

Good.

And how is your partner,

what was his name?

Raj.

Yes, yes Raj!

So is this Mr. Raj married?

No he isn't.

I have got two passes for a

trade fair from the company...

... wouId you Iike to go?

Yes.

Hi, heIIo, hope you're fine.

This game here wiII bIow your mind.

If you're not here it's your Ioss.

And to aII who are here,

at this Japan fun fair.

WeIcome.

We have for you, imported

speciaIIy from Japan, Mr. Sumo!

If you can Iast ten

minutes in the ring

Two return tickets

to Japan wiII you win

So I ask you where is

the son-of-this-soiI

Who can make this warrior toiI?

Come on my hero

Smash him down to zero

Oh if there's someone

here who had a Iove in Japan

Tripped up, Iost out,

faiIed in his pIan

Oye here's your

chance to make her smiIe

Win 22 return tickets,

go the extra miIe

Oye is there a Iion

heart who here sits

Can bIow this monster to IittIe bits

So we have here an Amritsar hound

Who'II bring this

sumo down to the ground

Your name pIease?

Surinder Sahni.

O brothers and sisters...

... put your hands

together for Mr. Surinder Sahni.

Buddy you're sure?

Yes.

Then why deIay?

Just waIk this way...

Sir you said you

were sure, so fight...

This is wrong sir... Iet go...

The Iine is out... the Iine is out...

It's a miracIe.

Sumo's been fIung to the ground

It's a baIIe baIIe

for Punjab this round

And Mr. Surinder

Sahni has won himseIf...

... 22 tickets to Japan from

Amadeus absoIuteIy free.

What was this drama?

What was the need

for you to do this?

Aren't you aware that you are

an average working cIass man.

Who everyday puts on his gIasses...

... sits in a 4 by 4 cubicIe and

works in front of a computer.

You are not a hero to go...

... and fight with

someone four times your size.

What were you trying to prove? huh?

PIease teII me what was

The need to do aII this?

You were very quiet at the fair.

OnIy at the Japan staII

you showed some interest.

I knew with my saIary

you'd never be abIe...

... to see Japan so I thought that...

...if I win you'd be abIe to

see Japan and feeI happy.

PIease stop worrying

About my happiness.

I am happy, but I cant keep

jumping around aII the time.

If I am quite it

doesn't mean I am not happy...

... and if I want

something I wiII ask you for it.

You have aIready done enough for me.

PIease don't do so much that

I am never abIe to pay...

...you back aII my Iife.

PIease don't do anything for me.

PIease I beg you.

I was not doing you a favour Taani,

I was just Ioving you...

... and Iove can never be paid back.

Oye Suri Iook who is here.

That day's dinner was just amazing.

The tandoori chicken you

made was out of this worId.

Everybody enjoyed it, everybody.

Ok, ok Iet's get

back to work, good day.

You forgot this.

Thank you.

There is a new fiIm pIaying at

RiaIto, wouId you Iike to see it?

AIright, I'II be ready.

Punjab Power Iighting up your Iife.

Taani partner I had toId

you that you'd miss me.

Looks Iike Raj's

magic has worked on you

It's Iove Taani partner,

swear to god it's true Iove.

Taani partner, cIose your eyes and

Iet every raindrop reach your heart

There's nobody inside.

Thank you.

HeIIo Suri your wife is here.

She is asking for Raj.

I am coming.

Oh good night Taani

partner happy monsoon.

I thought you have

forgotten your partner...

... the Iights and the I Iove

you must have scared you a bit?

Oh forget it aII and drink

Punjab's number one tea.

Taani partner any probIem?

How can you be so happy?

How can you Iove me

without expecting Iove in return.

Don't you feeI pain in Iove?

Pain?

Love is god's gift so how

can there be pain in Iove.

And about

expecting Iove in return...

... one doesn't Iove onIy if

the Iove is reciprocated.

Look I see god in you so

I feII in Iove with you.

You saw god in someone eIse so

you feII in Iove with him...

...it's that simpIe.

Now you shouId not worry about

aII this, you just...

...drink this hot, hot tea.

My Iife is not that simpIe Raj.

I don't see god in anyone.

I don't see god in anyone.

I had shut aII my doors to Iove.

And then you come aIong Iaughing,

singing, dancing.

And decIared I Iove you.

From you I Iearnt what true Iove is.

That there is no pain in true Iove.

You awakened Iove

in me once again...

... the Iove that I had

kiIIed within me Iong back.

Why did you come in my Iife Raj?

What do I do now?

I am a married girI.

So now why don't you

answer a very simpIe question?

What do I do now?

Run away with me.

If you are not happy with him.

If you don't Iove him

then come aIong with me.

God does not give aII

of us equaI happiness.

Some of us have to snatch our

share of happiness from him.

You aIso snatch your share.

Run away with me.

Take me away Raj... take me away.

I have seen a Iot of unhappiness

I can't handIe the pain anymore.

I want to be happy, I want to Iaugh,

I want to Iive, I want to Iove again.

Take me away Raj, I

can't take it anymore pIease.

I promise that tomorrow, the

night of the competition...

... wiII be our Iast

night in Amritsar.

I Iost buddy.

I had set out to make Taani happy...

... to make my Iove story

but it's become the end of me.

I just don't understand why are

you not teIIing her the truth now?

Try and understand man,

when a married woman...

... especiaIIy someone Iike Taani is

ready to run away with someone eIse...

... how unhappy she must be

in her marriage. Just think.

Taani does not Iove me,

she is not happy with me.

So isn't it my duty to set her free?

So that she can find

her Raj somewhere.

But no Raj wiII have Suri's heart...

... and Taani has faIIen in Iove

with that heart, don't you get it?

No buddy if she had faIIen

in Iove with that heart...

... she wouId have

understood what is in Suri's heart.

She wouId have

recognized Suri's Iove for her.

I have decided, tomorrow

after the competition...

... I wiII Ieave a Ietter and be gone.

I have put this house on her name...

... and have requested for a

transfer to the DeIhi office.

You have gone mad, you

have gone mad totaIIy.

I am teIIing her everything.

You have my swear Bobby.

Remember you had stopped

me once by teIIing me...

... that god is

writing this Iove story.

So now Ieave the end

of this story to God.

I come here to take bIessings

before every important work.

Today is a big day for you so

I wanted god to be with you.

God! Let my Taani be happy wherever

and with whom ever she may be.

I don't want anything eIse from you.

He says that he sees god in

me but I am nothing Iike you.

In what way do peopIe see you?

Even I want to see you.

PIease show me god too.

PIease show me god too.

You asked no questions

Right from the start

You gave me aII

straight from the heart

Didn't say one word

Or judge me whiIe

You gave me aII with a smiIe

You're my sun, you're my shade

You're my own you'II never fade

I know nothing eIse

Now except

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

I can't heIp but bow before you

I don't know what to do

I see my god in you

I don't know what to do

So this was coupIe no. 6

Their marks the judges wiII now fix.

Without a deIay, straight

from heaven, here's coupIe no. 7

PIease weIcome DoIIy and Tiny.

I cannot come with you Raj.

For sometime your Iove had made

me weak, it had made me seIfish.

I had forgotten that he had

heId my hand when I was aII aIone.

Now I can't Ieave his hand.

He is a IittIe boring,

he doesn't speak much...

... Iooks very simpIe in

his ways, in his work...

... in everything he is

just a common ordinary man.

But I see god in him.

Yes Raj, I see god in him.

It's possibIe to Ieave a man

but how does one Ieave god?

Wherever I may run to,

god wiII be present...

... and wherever there

is god he wiII be there.

I can't Ieave my husband Raj.

I am sorry, pIease forgive me.

So Iadies and gentIemen

that was your coupIe no.9

and now you aII must be

waiting to know who is coupIe no.10

So now coming in front of you

to show their scintiIIating...

... performance is our Iast

coupIe of the competition.

Ladies and gentIemen

pIease weIcome Miss Taani...

... and Mr. Raj.

Wow, nowadays guys seem to

be more shy than girIs...

... the girI is here but the boy

isn't, not a probIem...

...Iet's just try again.

So Iadies and gentIemen

pIease weIcome Mr. Raj.

Maybe he is in the bathroom

doing Iast minute dance practice.

Let's try once again IoudIy...

So Iadies and

gentIemen pIease weIcome...

My dance partner won't be coming.

PIease disquaIify us.

Are you sure?

Raj

- you must have heard of me.

Oh nothing, I have sprained my neck.

I'II be Iate every night.

I am doing overtime at office.

Your heart wants to stop paining.

I am sorry I had some

troubIe with the car so got Iate.

And how is your partner,

what was his name?

His name is Surinder Sahni

and he works for Punjab Power.

It's Iove Taani partner,

swear to god it's true Iove.

I see god in you so I

feII in Iove with you.

You saw god in someone eIse

so you feII in Iove with him.

If you are not happy with him.

If you don't Iove him...

... then come aIong with me.

It's a match made by god

Lies.

No Taani.

AII Iies.

No, no.

You Iied to me, that you

don't know what is Iove.

AII Iies.

How easiIy you turned

aII my sadness into joy...

... aII my tears into Iaughter,

I did not give you a

singIe drop of Iove...

... and you just kept

showering your Iove on me.

How can you Iove me so much?

It's very simpIe, I see god in you.

When I pray to him

my heart feeIs soIace.

And when I see you Iaugh,

I see you happy...

...my heart feeIs even more soIace.

Taani if this is Iove then I

Iove you even more than god .

What's this? PIease don't cry.

Handkerchief?

I forgot it at home.

Taani, god won't be angry with me...

... that I Iove you more than him, no?

No, no.

Then it's A-One.

A-One.

So Iadies and gentIemen this is

Amritsar's dancing coupIe No. 1

Mr. Raj and Miss Taani.

Excuse me... it's Mr.

and Mrs. Surinder Sahni.

Ok my mistake.

So Iadies and gentIemen put

your hands together for...

... Mr. and Mrs. Sahni and

from here begins a new journey.