It's Complicated (2009) - full transcript

Hi, Jane.
Hi!

Happy, happy, happy...

Anniversary.

Some things
never change, do they?

I just thought
you might be drifting.

He was pausing.
Exactly.

Okay.
Happy anniversary.

You two have led an
extraordinarily blessed life.

For as long as I've known you,

you've managed to always somehow
do everything entirely right.

That's so true.



But honestly, how could it be 30 years?

When did we do
that trip to Spain?

It was for both
of our what?

Fifteenth anniversaries.

God, that was
a great trip.

Yeah.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Hey!

Hey, Ollie.
How was graduation?

It was fantastic.
When's Luke's graduation?

Next week.

It's in three days.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, this week.

Are the girls going?

Yeah, they can't wait.



How long is Luke home before he
has to go back to work?

Um... Only a week.
Oh!

That's it?

I know. I hate it.

Hi, I'm back.
Hey.

Here you go, babe.

Well, congrats again.
Great, great party.

And I'll see
you two in New York.

Absolutely, I'm looking
forward to it.

Yeah. Good. Well...

Hey, Jane, what are you
wearing to the graduation?

Oh! A suit or a dress.
Probably a suit.

Fancy. Okay. I like that.

Uh, Janey, we'll see you
there. Where are you staying?

We're at the Park Regent.

You said you were at
the Four Seasons, right?

I don't know.
Where are we?

We're at
the Park Regent, too.

Oh. Good. That's...
That'll be convenient, actually, for...

Okay. So, well...
See you soon.

Bye, Janey.

I'll walk you out.

I thought it was very sweet how well
you and Jake were getting along.

Yeah.
Felt like old times.

We do know how to do this
by now. It's been 10 years.

Really?
Yeah.

That's crazy.
I know.

Gabby, stop. You are never gonna
fit all this in.

You can come back for
the rest of it tomorrow.

I can't come back...

Oh, God.
That is all my clothes.

This is clothes?

Oh, good, your mom's home.
She'll figure this out.

Gabby, you're leaving now?
I thought you weren't going till the morning.

Yeah, except all
my friends are there

and they want me to
come tonight. So...

But it's gonna be
dark soon, honey.

And you can't even
see out the back window.

It's Saturday night, people
will be on the road, drinking...

Mom. Mom, she'll be there in a
couple of hours. She'll be fine.

Okay. I'm just gonna
leave this stuff here

and come back
for it in a few days.

You want me to drive it
down in the morning?

I could be there by lunch.

We could go to that big Bed, Bath
and Beyond, get kitchen stuff.

Gabby? Gabby, can you
look up from that thing?

I got it covered, Mom.

Hey, gangster. You gonna help me carry these?

You know it. Yeah.

What up?

Oh, no, don't trouble yourself. Okay.

Why start now?

Mom, are you afraid to sleep
in the house alone?

No.
Are you?

No, I'm not! One of you
is always moving out.

I'm just wondering who I'm
gonna watch The Hills with.

Oh! Mamacita.

I'm gonna miss you.

Oh, my God!

L.A.

Oh, my God!

Stop!

Really doing this.
Okay. Yes, you are.

Do it.

Oh, Mom.
What?

You don't happen to know
where Dad is, do you?

'Cause I tried calling him
to say goodbye.

He was at Ted and Sally's.

He was? How was that?

You and the two
of them at the same...

I mean, that must've...

How was that?

It was...

Whatever. It was fine.

Was her lunatic child there?

Not this time, no.

Now, listen to me.

Call me as soon
as you get there.

Do not forget. Gabby!

I will! I'll call you.

You knock 'em dead,
little one.

Hey, and call us
when you get there, too.

None of this
on the road. Dangerous.

Right. Thank you.

Okay. Bye!

Bye.

I love you, guys.
Bye.

They grow up so freaking fast, don't they?

I just hate it.
I hate it.

Mom, maybe you
should get a dog.

Oh, my God.
Goodbye, you two.

Bye. Love you, boss.

Love you.

Bye, Mom!

Here you go.

Reynaldo.

Yeah? Too much sugar.
Little bit.

I know.
Have you been helped?

Hey, who wants coffee
while you're waiting?

Everything okay?
It's great, thanks.

Good.

Go check on table five,
would you?

Sure.

Thanks.

Hello.
Hi.

Jane!

Peter. Hi!

Hi.

How are you?

Hi!

I can't remember, have you
ever met Adam Schaeffer?

Yes.
No.

Well, it was...
It was quick. Well...

Look what we've got.

Your plans.

I'm so excited!

I've been thinking
about this addition for...

Ten years.

Ten years? I know.

Ooh! This is nice. I like
this wall of windows, Peter.

That was Adam, actually.

Oh!

And I love where you've put
the stairs. That is so good.

Adam's idea.

I'm finally getting
a real kitchen

with four walls and place
to put everything I want.

You actually understood
what I wanted.

All Adam.

I'm happy you like it.

I'm so... Hi.

Hello.

So, you read all my e-mails.

All 47 of them, yes.

Jane, it's 10:15.
Yeah?

Oh, it is.

Sorry, I have an appointment,
a dentist appointment.

Sure.

And, could you
just leave those here

so I could make
a few notes and...

Oh, actually, I do have
one tiny note now.

In my bathroom,
no "his-and-her" sinks.

Oh, okay. Sure. No "his."

Just "hers."

And you don't think in the
future you might want a "his"?

Oh, God, we're talking
code about my life now.

No, no,
I didn't mean to be.

The truth is, in my current
bathroom I have two sinks

and sometimes, the other
sink makes me feel bad.

One sink. Not a problem.

But we should schedule another
meeting. Is Tuesday good for you?

Tuesday's great.
8:30 too early?

At the house?
I'll be there.

Hi.
Hi.

Hello, I'm Dr. Moss.

Hi, I'm Jane Adler.

So, what brings
you in today?

Well... Please don't take this the wrong way.

But I'm the type of person

who kind of makes fun of
people who get plastic surgery.

Well, I understand that.

You do? Good.

Because, you know, some women can
look a little fake and plasticky.

And, I don't know, just,
in my opinion, worse.

I agree.

Well, good.
Because... Okay.

So, as against the whole
thing as I... As I am,

I do have a problem
that's really bugging me.

My left eyelid
is really saggy

and sometimes I find
myself holding it up

when I'm watching TV
or reading or...

I was just wondering if
that's something you could fix.

Look straight ahead. Okay.

Well, you have the same amount
of excess skin on both sides.

Really? Oh.

Well, I'm only interested
in fixing one eye.

Jane, what you need to
fix this is a brow-lift.

A brow-lift?
What is that exactly?

Well, we surgically
cut at the hairline.

We make
an incision right here

and then we
pull the skin back

a little tighter
over your skull

and staple it in place
right over your ears.

Now, recovery is
not all that bad.

You could be quite numb, and
you'll probably have a headache

that lasts anywhere from,
say, three to six months.

Three to six months!
Oh. Awesome.

Yes, it did. I am under a lot of pressure.

I don't know if
you're aware of that.

No, no. I think
that is something

that you should
fully be aware of.

Okay. Okay. But that's not what you said.

Jane!

Hey.
Oh! Hi.

Hello.
Hi.

Jake. Jake.

Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.
Jake. Jake? Hello, Jake?

Uh, hold on, Pedro.
I'm talking with somebody.

Pedro, up! Now!

So, what are you
doing in this building?

Dentist.

You don't go to
Sharon anymore?

No. Changed.

Oh.

Yeah...

Okay, buddy. Here we go. Jake.

Okay, Pedro, honey,
don't do that. Pedro.

See you in the Big Apple.
I'll see you there.

That is beyond!

When the three of them
got in the elevator...

Between that
and the staples

and the headache
for six months...

That was the most
insane hour of my life.

Jake has lost his mind.

Yeah, I don't know.

Oh, I know. He's a complete
prick for cheating on you.

I can't disagree
with you on that.

And then he marries her.
A known lunatic.

Well, she has a big job.

Why do you always say that?

Because she does. She runs the
whole marketing department at KY

or whatever that
station's called.

She can't be that
big of a lunatic.

Janey, come on.

He cheats on you with her,
your 20 year marriage ends.

Then six months later,
she leaves Jake

and runs off with
some random guy,

has a baby, then leaves
that guy for Jake.

And she's not nuts?

Oh, Jo, you are so
lucky Jerry is dead.

Thank you.

No, I mean, you don't
have to bump into him.

Well, that's true.
Yeah.

Oh, Janey,
do you wanna meet a guy

I met on Match. com
that I didn't like?

Oh, wow,
what a great offer.

No, thanks.
I don't think so.

Well, he wasn't that awful.

Sounding better
every minute.

You know, it's not healthy to not
have sex for however long it's been.

Trust me, I am not
not doing it on purpose.

Oh.

Okay, I don't know
if this is true...

...but I read online
about a woman

that hadn't
done it in so long

that her vagina closed up.

What?
Get out of here! Come on.

I swear to God,
it grew back together.

Wait, was it
ever one piece?

What? Ooh, no.

No, she had to have
a vaginoplasty.

Ouch!

Oh, God!

"Hello, Dr. Moss, I have a little
situation that needs fixing. ' '

Bubbee. Bubbee, if you wanna
have your situation fixed,

you have to date someone.

Seriously.

Anyone.

Oh, there he is!

There he is!

Oh, hello.

Good to see you! We missed you. Hi!

Who is this guy? Hey, hey. How are you?

Oh, I love it when we're
all in the same time zone!

So, what's up, Luke? Did you
decide to have that party?

Oh, yeah, big time.

What party?

Are you guys
going to sleep over?

Yeah, if you give us your
bed and change the sheets.

You're having
a party? When?

Hi. Adler, two rooms.

Hopefully next
to each other.

I have an Adler, J. in a
Superior Suite. Park Avenue view?

Oh, I'm sorry, here it is.
Adler, J. two standard doubles.

Sorry about that.
Right.

We are not the ones
in the Superior Suite.

Have the other Adlers checked
in yet? Just wondering.

No, they haven't, ma'am.
Not yet.

Now, I just need a credit
card and your signature.

Can the girls come with
me now and help me set up?

Oh, and by girls,
he means the three of us.

Wait, hold on.
Set up for what?

I have reservations for us for
dinner. That's not happening now?

I don't know.

Me and my friends are having
this huge thing at our apartment

and the girls said
they'd help us set up.

We're gonna be together
all day tomorrow.

Mom, it's his last night
before graduation.

Okay, okay.

Can I do anything
to help, or you know...

Love your credit card.

Oh.

Here it goes.
Once again.

Hi!
Hi.

Adler, for one, Room 2112.

Your table is almost ready, Mrs. Adler.

Would you like to wait in the bar? Sure.

Hi.

I'll have a Pinot Noir.

Right away.

No, you know, I'll have a
very dry Tanqueray Martini,

straight up with a twist.

Hey.

Where's your...

Uh, Pedro got
the stomach flu.

So, I'm flying solo.

Really? Didn't know you
knew how to be by yourself.

Any chance you
could go easy on me?

Just a one-night free pass.

You look good, Janey.

Yeah.

You do. You always do.

Your hair's shorter.
Longer.

I like it.

Mrs. Adler?
Your table is ready.

Yes? Thank you.

Do you want
some company, Mrs. Adler?

Could we eat at the bar?
Absolutely.

All right.
We both have to eat.

When was the last time
we had a meal together?

You and me? Alone? 1999.

So, come on.
Once every 10 years.

So, how are things in
the fertility world?

I can't believe it took you
this long to bring that up.

Sperm issues?

Apparently, yes.

A baby?

Really, Jake?

So, the next time you go to a
graduation, you'll be, what, 58 plus...

I believe the number
you're looking for is 79.

Okay. Yeah.

Seriously,
how is that good?

Why are we
talking about this?

I thought we were
going to have some fun.

Where did you
get that idea?

Why do you want to know
this? You're obsessed.

Just tell me, how long
were you seeing him for?

Oh, please,
it was five years ago.

I know, but I always wondered.
So?

Little jealous?

Yes.

Oh, the man is married now.

I don't care. How long?

Eight months.

Long.

Not long.

No!

This song reminds me of your birthday
party. The one in our old house.

Oh! Oh, that was
such a fun night.

So fun. You wore
that halter dress.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

You wanna dance?

No.

You're married
to someone else!

Tell me about it.

Home sweet home.

Oh! Oh, God!

That was one crazy ride.

I thought we were
going to break the bed.

I'm having
an out-of-body experience.

Totally.

You're so great, Janey. I
forgot how great. Holy shit.

Please just shut up.

I'm so dizzy.

And the Pilates are
paying off, by the way.

Oh, no! Are you okay?

Look the other way, Jake.

Why?

Because I have to get up.

Well, Jane,
I've seen your...

Look the other way, Jake!

Are you okay?

What is wrong with us?

What do you mean? This was
amazing. We just had a great time.

Oh,
a great time.

This is the dumbest thing
two people have ever done!

Oh, really? I don't know.
I haven't thought it through,

but off the top of my head
I thought it was smoking hot,

so something about
it wasn't so dumb.

And FYl, I like that you
stopped getting bikini waxes.

You've gone native.

I was into it.

I love you.

Do you see him?
No.

There he is!

Hey!

Oh!

Look at Dad.

Lukey!

All I hear is, "Luke David
Adler." I got to go up.

I got to jump
over these people.

From our seats
it looked like you were

crowd-surfing at
a Metallica show.

Come on.

You okay?

Yeah. Totally.

I would like to propose
a toast to your mother.

To me? What?

Now, I've done my part with
you guys, but, Jane, you...

Very talented you.

Oh, God!

Gabby, I'm serious.

Jane, you've done
a magnificent job,

as you always do.

When I look at you three
beautiful kids all grown up,

I think of all the work
your mother did...

Much of it without my help.

Dude, pull it together.

Yeah.

Janey, I take
my hat off to you.

Okay, Jake. Thank you.

Out of nowhere, sudden
appreciation. But, thank you, really.

Not totally out of nowhere,
Jane. If you know what I mean.

Which I don't.
But...

What's he...

I have no idea.
It's just...

Can we just move on?

Okay, I would like to say
something, too. For real.

No offense to the lovely Agness
or her charming offspring...

Not nice.

I know, I'm sorry.

But I just wanted to say,
I really loved today.

Just being with
the original five.

Plus Harley,
but he's like one of us.

I don't think we've
ever done this before...

Had a meal together
and hung out like this.

You mean other than the
first 13 years of your life.

Oh, I know
what she's saying.

It's been awesome just for
a whole day to be just us.

Something feels right in the
universe again, doesn't it?

So, who's coming home, when?
No one's told me the details.

Hey. So how's Pedro feeling?

Okay, we're gonna
pack Luke up.

Three of us leave
day after tomorrow

and Luke's coming home
end of the week.

Uh, I will.
Great.

I'll call you
when I land. Bye.

Hey, Janey,
what flight are you on?

I'm on the 4:00.

Oh! Too bad,
I'm on the 5:00.

That's nuts! Why don't you
try to get on the same flight?

Yeah, I could try.

It's been great,
but let's not push it.

Mom, he's just
trying to be nice.

I know. I know. I know.
Okay, I gotta take off, kids.

So, thank you for staying.

Absolutely, yeah.

You be good.
I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, Mom.

You can
call me if you need me.

It was really fun.

Just follow a few basic rules

to make your divorce
a less hurtful one,

by breaking
the cycle of conflict.

Accept your ex
for who she is.

A very big ho!

And try to remember

when you first
fell in love...

There she is.
And there she goes.

Jane!

It's Adam.

Oh! It's 8:30,
Tuesday morning!

Are we still okay?

Yes! Yes!
I totally forgot.

Really sorry. Can you give me
a lift back up to the house?

Sure. Come on in.

Thanks.

But perhaps
the most important lesson

in going through your divorce
is to learn to forgive.

Forgiveness is the key to...

Oh! Oh! Sorry.

Forgiveness is...

In spite of your hurt feelings,
prove to her that you are...

Well...

Just getting a divorce?

Yeah.
Two-and-a-half years ago.

Whoa!

It's, uh,
been a process.

Here's the good news.

In two more years, you'll actually
begin to feel normal again.

In two more years
I'll begin to feel normal?

Why am I having trouble
seeing that as good news?

Maybe that was
just my experience.

Oh, God, I hope so.

Oh, I have an idea.
Let's see if this works.

So, if we move
this wall back a bit,

uh, we can bring
this arch forward,

which is really where
you want it, right?

Yeah, I would love that. I thought so.

I have an idea. What if
we move my bedroom wall

like 6 or 8 feet that way, just so
I can get more of the morning light?

Not possible?

Yes. But you'd wake up in the morning,

walk out your bedroom door and
fall 12 feet into the kitchen.

I forgot it
was all open up there.

But I see where
you're headed,

so let me see
what I can do.

By the way, this property is so great.

Have you lived here
a long time?

About 10 years. I tried...

Oh! I bought the place right
after my divorce and, um...

It's taken me

until now to be able
to finally do this.

Good morning.

Uh... Hi.

Am I interrupting?

Adam, this is
my ex-husband...

Oh!
... Jake.

Adam Schaeffer,
my architect.

Hi.
Good to meet you.

Uh, can I take a look?
Do you mind?

Well, everything's not 100% worked out yet.

Wow! You're finally getting
that kitchen you always wanted.

Yeah.

Hmm. Huge bedroom.

No,
it's not huge. It's...

Why don't I show these to you a
little later when we're closer to...

Uh... I... I think our next
step is to stake out the addition

and see how it
feels size-wise.

Yeah, that would be great.

So, I will e-mail you
and we'll set something up.

Sounds great.

Jake, nice meeting you.

Yeah, you, too.

Got time for
a cup of coffee?

Sure.

Why haven't you returned
any of my calls or e-mails?

Jake, come on!
This is just too weird.

We have to just never do
what we did ever again.

You are
an adulterer and I am

an awful person, basically.

I haven't slept in days.

What we did was so wrong
on so many levels.

And it was so right
on a couple of levels, too.

Admit it.

No, it wasn't.

On no levels was it right.

You can't say we didn't
enjoy each other's company.

Sitting at the bar, dancing.

After dancing. Come on.

You and I haven't had fun
like that in 100 years.

Yes, because we're not
supposed to have fun like that.

We are divorced.

Are you, like, what, unhappy at
home? Does she not understand you?

Or did you just want to know what
it would be like with someone my age?

What is this?

I'd be lying if I said I
never think about you, Janey.

I think about you a lot.

And, no, it's not perfect at
home, obviously. Look at me.

I've got three grown kids and I'm
going to kindergarten interviews.

I'm a walking clich?.

And I can't, literally,
can't stop thinking

about what happened
in New York.

Fate brought us together
once, maybe it happened again.

And I know you've moved on
with your life, I get it.

But you can't deny that something
real and honest happened that night.

Can't we just go with it?
See where it takes us?

No one has to know.

Wow.

You were so great,
so loose and sexy.

How often do you get
to be like that?

You can run and
open restaurants

and build your
perfect kitchen.

But what about having someone to
hold you in the middle of the night?

Not high on
my list these days.

What if that someone is
someone who's known you

since you were 23?

And loved you

for most of your life.

Oh, man!

I forgot what
a good lawyer you are.

Give this a shot, Janey.

Life is short
and it's tough.

Don't discount what
we have together.

You know what they say,

"People who live in nursing
homes that have plants live longer

"than the people
without plants. ' '

So you're saying this is
a healthy choice for me?

Honey, I know it is.

Oh, God! Oh, God!
It's official.

We're
having an affair.

Why do you need
to label everything?

Because that's what this is.

Yes, in its crassest form maybe,
if we were two other people.

Just because we were
married for 19 years

does not not
make this an affair.

Okay, but since we were together for
so long, it's not really that wrong.

Really? You want to run
that logic by your wife?

Okay, will you
do me a favor?

You're on my side.
Can we switch?

I'm feeling a little,
uh, disoriented.

Since when is this your
side? Since 10 years ago.

Come on, just... Please?

Can I interest
you in a little...

No.

Why do you think the sex
is so much sexier this time?

I don't know.

I got to go to work.

Okay. Me, too.

You see what happens when
you're not looking out for me.

She lets me eat everything.
Pasta, cream cheese.

Would you hand me
my robe, please?

And, um, turn around.

Why do I have to, uh, turn around?

Because the last
time you saw me

standing up naked
I was in my 40s.

Things look different
lying down. Just...

You've
gotten kind of nuts.

Yeah.
You know what, Jake,

I think it would be
really good for us

to just not talk
for a couple of days.

You know what I think,
just for the record?

I think we're doing
something kind of brilliant.

All the things that tore us
apart aren't issues anymore.

I'd say our problems
actually went away.

What?

Didn't you always say you
felt you weren't being heard?

Wasn't that our big issue?

Both of us always feeling
rejected and unappreciated.

Look at us now. You're so much more together.

You're not exhausted
all the time.

You're not catering
every weekend

or busy all day
with the kids.

And I'm calmer.
Not as obsessed with work.

I'm a partner. I'm there.

We both grew into the people
we wanted each other to be.

Really?

Well, you're better than I am at
remembering all the details of our...

Do you remember never
having time for sex?

Now look at us.

We've already done it two times
this week and it's only Tuesday.

I swear to God, if half
the people who got divorced

got back together
after 10 years,

their problems
would be solved.

I think we're
on to something.

Not sure
I agree with that.

And, also, we are
not back together.

And I know other divorced
people think about this.

They wonder, "What if?"

You know, I think this is very French of us.

How is
it French of us?

I have a young wife but I am
having sex with my old wife.

Not old. You know, "ex."
I didn't mean "old."

You're doing that
thing when you act

like you're not
listening to me,

but think about
what I said, okay?

You got any of your homemade granola here?

It's been so long
since I had any.

Oh, you miss it?

So much.

We sell it for 6.50
a bag at the store.

Yeah, well, why give it away when you can...

God!

Ooh. Kiss goodbye?

Ooh!
She wants to be courted.

I can do that. Oh, honey,
thanks for the coffee.

Oh, God!

Oh, my God! Now what?

Three pies?
Oh, this is a feast!

I don't know what's got into me
lately, but I have so much energy...

...which is probably the result
of all the sex I've been having.

I'm actually not kidding.

I'm having an affair.

With a married man.

What?

When did
this happen?

Where did you meet him?

"Where did I... ' '
Well, it started in New York.

New York, last week?

We did it once there
and once here.

Or maybe, maybe more
than once there.

I don't know.
I was drunk, so I'm...

You had drunken sex with
a married man in New York

when you went back
for Luke's graduation?

Yeah. Turns out,
I'm a bit of a slut.

Apple, blueberry or plum?

Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Hold on.

You're not saying...

What?

No! You're not!

Oh, yes, I am.

I am having an affair with
Agness Adler's husband.

Oh, God!
You're not.

That is genius.

Well, it's also
sort of wrong.

I know. I know.

Oh, please,
it's not that wrong.

But I'm... I'm so happy to
be able to tell somebody.

This is the most out-of-control
thing I've ever done in my life!

Literally! You know me.

Yes!
Yes! We do.

You've never done
anything wrong

or bad ever.
No.

Ever!

So, you're allowed this one.

Well...

I'm sorry.
I kind of love it!

And he was yours first.

True.

Not that I want him back, by the way.

Of course not.
Oh, man.

You can do better than Jake.

Thanks.

No. I mean,
you've outgrown him.

You've blossomed. You've
feng shuied your whole life.

Yeah.

Just please don't let him
talk you into saving him.

I won't.

Janey, there's something
perfect about this.

You don't have to cook for
him, or clean up after him.

You don't even actually
have to sleep with him.

I know. I have
an ex with benefits.

But, girls, what about the fact
that I'm now the other woman?

I'm the one we hate!

Oh, forget about that. Agness
is still the one we hate,

even in this scenario.

Yeah, karma is the
ultimate bitch in this one.

Let's hope so.

Okay, tell me everything! You're
not getting away with anything.

You tell me everything.

I want details. Details,
details. No, you earned this...

Reynaldo!

I want to change
the breakfast menu.

Give it more life.
What do you think?

What did you do,
something to your hair?

No, I don't think so.

Something about you
looks different.

A little more caliente?

Caliente?

You see it, Eddie?

Whatever it is,
it's working.

Hello? Oh, no, I didn't do this again.

Adam,
I'm so sorry.

My mind is just...
Forgive me.

You know, if I were
your shrink, I'd say

maybe you don't really
want to build this addition.

Oh, no, no,
that's completely not true.

I'm really sorry.

It's okay.

Oh, I like it already.

Yeah, it's feeling really good.
So, this becomes your office.

Uh-huh.

You come down
your new hallway.

The windows all along here.
Okay.

Great. Love it!

And from here to there... Well,
let me get the door for you.

Your kitchen.

We're in the eating area now.
How's the size feel?

Good.

Right now, we're at
either end of the table.

Oh!
Well, it feels perfect!

I thought so, too.

Yeah. Oh!

This is heaven!

It's gonna be cool.

You wanna go upstairs?

Oh!

So if you were lying in bed,
this would be your view.

Oh!

Oh, gosh!
Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine. I'm...

Janey?
Call me.

Jake!

Coming!

What were you
doing in there?

Going to the bathroom.

The toilet isn't flushed.

Yes, it did.

Why were you in the shower

with your clothes on?

What are
you talking about?

I heard the shower
door close, Jake.

What do you have,
x- ray ears?

Yeah.

What's up, Pedro?

Jake took a shower
with his clothes on.

Oh, Pedro, darling.

Well, what's he
talking about?

I don't speak Pedro.

That's your department.

Don't go in the kitchen, P.
I broke something.

Yo, can you help?

Yo, can you?

That looks amazing.

It's called
croque-monsieur.

It was the first thing I learned
to make when I was living in Paris

because the ingredients
are really, really cheap.

When did you
live in Paris?

When I was in
my early 20s.

I went there to take
a six-day pastry class,

and I ended up
staying a year

working as an apprentice
in a bakery.

Wow, that's brave.

Thank you for taking
my 47 e-mails

and turning them into
something so beautiful.

You are rapidly becoming

one of the most appreciative
clients I've ever had.

I don't know
what it is but I...

I'm always surprised when
I can count on someone.

Really?
Yeah.

I know it's none of my
business, but I was just

trying to figure out why
someone like you is divorced.

And what did
you come up with?

Something in the "you're
too nice" department.

That, and my wife fell in
love with my best friend.

Oh! No.
Ex-best friend.

We were on a biking trip, he
and his wife and me and my wife,

through Tuscany, and on
the last day of the trip,

they announced that
they were in love.

How awful!

Not a great
plane ride home.

Oh! I can just imagine.

Sitting there
for hours and hours

with your wife,
who you know is...

Oh, that's rough.

Well, actually,
they went on to Venice.

I flew home with Carol,
that's his ex-wife.

And you can't imagine what it's
like sitting next to someone

who's crying on a plane
for 10 straight hours.

I don't blame her.

I'm talking about me.

But anyway,
they're married now,

and it's pretty much
an ongoing awful thing.

But you and your ex,
when he stopped by

the other morning
for coffee,

I thought, "Wow. That's the
way it's supposed to be."

You two really seem
to have it figured out.

Well... Yeah. We're not as
figured out as you'd think.

I hope you don't think that
I've been interrogating you,

but I know what it's like
to have an ex who's remarried

and not have that much
going on in that area.

I mean,
do you date ever? Or...

Oh, constantly, actually.

Constantly? Really?

Yeah. Everyone I know

or have ever known
has fixed me up

and sometimes
I just meet women.

I don't really know
how it happens, but...

But
no girlfriend yet?

Not yet.

Just like dating.

Actually, I find it
really stressful.

You know, the last time I was
in the dating world was 1978.

And it's so much more
complicated these days.

Oh, I know.

I can't tell you
how nice it is

to have a conversation
with a woman

and have the pressure off,
not to mention a home-cooked...

That was
a compliment.

Yeah.

Do you have a guy in your
life at... At the moment?

No.
No?

No.

This was so nice
and relaxing.

And the lavender ice cream was
the best dessert of any sort

I've ever had,
like, in my life.

Aw! Oh! Thanks.

I always make ice cream
when I can't sleep,

so I'm glad someone
was here to eat it.

Great getting to
know you a little.

Yeah, it was really fun.

Well...

Bye. Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

What? I'm coming.

O.M.G. I thought
he'd never leave.

Hello, Jane.
Hi.

You're looking very
beautiful tonight.

Oh, I love when you
smell like butter.

What are you doing here?

Missed you.

It's 9:00. Where does
your wife think you are?

Yoga. Shall we do some
downward-facing dog, perhaps?

Not tonight, big guy.

Is it really
necessary for you

to always say no
before you say yes?

I'm not gonna think
less of you, you know.

Really, Jake.
I'm a little tired

and I was gonna
take a bath, and just...

Okay. So we'll
just hang out.

Is that
croque-monsieur?

Yeah.

Whose plate is this,
yours or his? That's mine.

My God! Just like
I remember it.

Don't you ever eat
at your house?

Pedro dictates most meals,
and he has a very

limited palate.

What kind of
ice cream is that?

Lavender honey.

Not sleeping?

Not at all. You?

Never slept better.

And my digestion is
finally back on track.

You've turned my world
right-side up, Jane.

You know what
that means, don't you?

No.

That I've never really known
how to live without you.

You know, maybe we should
be growing old together.

I hate to tell you, big guy,
we already grew old, apart.

What is with the "big guy"?

Is it because I'm fat, or
is it a term of endearment?

I have no idea why I keep saying
that. I'm sorry. I'll stop.

Thank you.

I love how quiet
it is in your house.

I have no quiet
in my life. Ever.

Well, you live
with a 5-year-old.

Yes. And let's
not forget Pedro.

What are you saying, exactly? What's
going on over there at your place?

My marriage is

not turning out as I hoped. That's obvious.

Agness started out really looking
up to me. We never used to fight.

But now with
the kid, lately,

we're all about what
school he's going to

and she thinks we need a
bigger house, more help.

I was hoping to
cut back at work,

but now that's
never gonna happen.

And she wants to
have another baby

before Pedro gets
too old, which I get.

But since we're
always fighting...

Oh, God.
Listen to me.

Isn't a baby part of the deal
when you marry a woman that age?

Is it? I guess so.

She's got me booked at the
fertility center every other day,

and she is so amped up
on hormone injections,

I'm gonna have to find an
exorcist if she doesn't calm down.

I wish it was funny.

Incredible ice cream.

Hmm.

I'm turning around.

Hey, remember when
we used to smoke pot

and eat your ice cream
in the hot tub?

The hot tub? That feels
like a billion years ago.

Yeah. How long has
it been since you, uh...

Me? Since before
Lauren was born.

Twenty-seven years.

At least.

Huh?

Are you kidding me? Oh, put that
away. Oh! It's been too long.

Exactly.
I'm not gonna...

Okay. I'm gonna leave this
for you. It's kind of amazing.

You take a few hits,
get your sea legs back,

and, uh, we'll finish
the rest of it together.

Maybe.

So, that nerdy architect likes
you. You know that, right?

He's not nerdy.

And he definitely doesn't.

We're just...
We're working together.

I was watching while you
leaned over to open the oven,

and his eyes were
glued to your ass.

Hey, do me a favor?

Tell me the truth, Janey. Is
this a great affair or what?

I don't know.
It's my first.

We don't even have to have sex, and it's fun.

I wish I could sleep over.

I got to talk to my shrink
about this. This is...

This is a lot to handle.
You better go, I guess.

It's okay.

No.

Whoa!
What is happening, Jake?

Don't get it.

I always get it.
I have three kids.

Hello? Hi. You're still
on the phone?

Plane,
I meant plane.

Uh-huh? Well, how was Luke
when you left him?

Oh, that sounds like fun. Yeah,
let me know what I can bring.

No! I have no idea
where he is.

Okay, sweetheart.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Oh! Now I'm lying.

Lauren and Harley
are giving Luke

a graduation party this weekend. Sweet, huh?

Hello, stranger.
Welcome back.

I'm, uh, just getting
into my car.

Yeah, this weekend
sounds great.

Let me know
what I can bring.

Okay.

Why am I laughing?
I mean, it's like nuts!

Dr. Allen.

Jane, hi.
Am I seeing you today?

Oh, no. I just wanted to
talk. And I was wondering

if by any chance you could squeeze
me in for an emergency session?

Because I'm sort of in
desperate need of advice.

I brought you some coffee cake that you like.

Not as a bribe
or anything. But...

I only have 20 minutes
before my first patient.

Well, that's fine!
I'll talk fast.

So at this point, I just need
some sound, unbiased guidance.

Is having an affair with you-know-who
a good thing or a bad thing?

It's a bad thing, right? This
can't be... How can it be good?

It's not good,
it's not bad.

I've made a list
of everything

this could possibly
be about at my end.

May I read it to you?

Oh, please, of course.

Uh...

Because
I e-mailed it to myself.

Okay. "Am I still trying to
figure out why the marriage failed?

"Do I want to
get back together?

"Do we have
unfinished business?

"Is this about revenge?
Or am I...

"Am I just lonely?

"Or is it my
caretaker thing?"

I mean, the kids
are finally gone now,

and all of
a sudden Jake is back,

and I get to take care
of him in some way.

Now, I understand. I get how
therapy works. I really do.

We look at things, we examine
them. Weeks turn into months.

And we're going
on eight years now.

And I'm okay with that.
I really am, believe me.

I... I like it, I do.

But in this case, I need you to
tell me what you really think.

Like, "Don't do this."

You know,
I'd like you to say,

"Don't do this.
It's absolutely wrong,"

or, "Go ahead.
You'll be fine."

I actually want to
be told what to do.

What's interesting is, I'm
already seeing you open up

more than you have
in some time.

I'm thinking,
through this affair,

you may learn to view the
world in a different way.

I'm sorry, what... I just
need something more concrete.

I'm... Are you saying that
I should just keep seeing him?

Because honestly,
I think that if the guilt...

The guilt and the fear could
go away, I could just...

I could let go a little
bit and, um, you know,

I could figure this out.

I wouldn't resist
looking at this.

Okay. And another way of
saying that might be...

Let go, Jane.
It can't hurt.

Thank you.

Santa Barbara
Fertility Center,

will you please hold?
Thank you.

Jacob Adler?

Have fun.

Okay, you know the drill. You can
hang your things in the closet.

The remote's on the dresser, and
the materials are in the drawer.

Please deposit your
specimen in the cup,

and I'll see you
when you're done.

Hey, where are you?

Uh,
I'm at the office.

Want to grab some lunch?

Absolutely. When?

Can you do it now?
I have about an hour.

We could meet at the
Stanhope, get room service.

I'll be there in 10.

See you there, Adler.

She's coming back.

Oh,
I'm not kidding.

That is exactly what the
guy said. I'm stunned.

Look at me.
I'm still stunned.

Oh, by the way, I talked
to my brother this morning

and he is so excited
about his party.

Really?

Great!

We can fit 40 people
in our place, can't we?

Absolutely.
People won't sit down, but...

No big deal, right?

Hi. Reservation. The name is Adler.

Hey. There's your...

My what?

And here's your key.

Harley!

I'm really sorry, I
didn't mean to spit on you.

I just had to kiss you.
While you were choking?

Yeah, but it worked. 'Cause
I'm not really choking anymore.

Who did you just see?

No one. That was weird.

I thought it was your cousin
from... From... Oh, my sweet lord.

Now what?

Honey, I just totally forgot.

I have a conference call at 1:15.

Back at the office,
so I gotta go.

Waitress! Honey, I'm serious. Stop
eating. Help me call the waitress.

Anyone over here. Look
over there. Call that one.

No. Harley. Harley. Harley.
Harley, we can't leave.

We're meeting with
the wedding specialist.

Yeah, and you know what?

I just don't know if today's
the best day for me for that.

Oh, my God!

WOMAN/
When you just give love

And never get love

You'd better let love depart

I know it's so

And yet I know

I can't get you
out of my heart

You

Made me leave my happy home

You took my love
and now you're gone

Since I fell for you

Your sweet love

Brings such misery...

Jake? Jake! Jake!

I adore October weddings. Let me show
you something we did last October.

Stunning, right?

And you can do as
much of the flowers

or as little
as you want...

Hey, hon, I'm gonna
make that call from...

...keeping with an autumnal theme. Great.

This is a gorgeous cake...
You guys just keep doing this,

and I'm gonna...... with
the chocolate ribbons.

Oh, I love it.

Ah! Doctor.

Hi. I received a call
about a Mr. Adler.

Yes, 408. His wife says he's conscious now.

I'm on my way.

Okay. Blood pressure's good.

How is his heart?

Do you have a heart condition, Mr. Adler?

No. And I just
had a check-up.

You did? That's good.

And when you got dizzy, did you
feel your heart was beating funny?

Yes. But I was
admiring my beautiful...

It's nice to hear after all
these years. That's great.

Did you forget to take
any medications today?

Took 'em all.
What all did you take?

Lipitor, baby aspirin.
Flomax.

Flomax?

Yes. Otherwise,
I pee 40 times a day.

How long have you
been taking the Flomax?

Not long. I only take it sporadically.
I have to sneak it, actually.

It reduces semen, which is not
good for my wife right now. Sorry.

Really?

Yes. I prefer
a lot of semen.

I always have.
Wow.

Okay, so good.
Thanks so much for coming.

Looks like
he's going to live.

Yes. My guess is Flomax

is probably
the culprit here.

I suggest you stay off
that for a few weeks.

Which, apparently,
your wife will appreciate.

Yeah, really good for me.

And I suggest
you rest quietly

for the rest
of the afternoon.

No hanky-panky, Mrs. Adler.

No chance,
I can assure you.

Okay, are you acting like
this because of the wedding?

Tell me the truth.

Not at all, I swear to God.

Because I really don't want
to be one of those couples

where the guy
goes into a coma

the whole time we plan the
wedding. God, no. Please.

It's not
worth it to me.

He's fine.

Okay!

We are back in business!
Oh, honey!

Don't you just love it
when a song raises you up,

makes you think
you can do anything

when all you have
to do is hear it

and you're motivated,
you're inspired,

...you don't stop believing...
See? Just that move?

You have no idea.
Not everyone's like that.

Jake, I have
a confession to make.

Back when we broke up...

I knew it wasn't
all your fault.

You mean that? You've never
said that to me before.

I know.

Because when you cheated,
I didn't have to.

I think in some way
I gave up on us.

And I'm not sure
you ever really did.

I still haven't.

Are you and Agness
still having sex?

Only if she initiates it.

I'm trying not to rock
the boat at home

until you and I
figure this out.

It's a lot trickier
at my end than yours.

Right. Yeah. Okay.

I know you're going to
think I'm leaving now

because of what
you just said,

but, I really... I have to get back to work.

We got really close
there for a moment.

Hello?
ADAM/ Hi.

Adam? I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

Hi.

Hey, I just found out there's
a French film festival in town

and made me think of you.

So I was wondering
if you might want to go

to the
opening night tomorrow.

Oh, that sounds so fun!

Tomorrow night?
Um, let me think.

Tomorrow night.
Tomorrow's what?

Say you're busy.

Agness has got
a dinner thing tomorrow.

I can come over.

Come on.

You know,
I would really love to.

But my son is coming home
from college the next day,

and I have
a bunch of things

that I have to do
to get ready.

I'm really sorry.

Yeah. It's no problem.
We can...

Maybe we can see
something another night.

Absolutely.
I'd love that.

Take care.
You, too.

Hey, Melanie, how would you and your husband

like two tickets to
the French Film Festival?

Reserved seating,
VIP parking.

Seriously? Thanks, Adam.

You'll make the whole thing?
The roast chicken?

And mashed potatoes.
And saut?ed string beans.

And double fudge
chocolate cake.

I know your
favorite dinner, Jakey.

You haven't called me
"Jakey" in 10 years.

So, do we have a date?

We have a date.

Why are you taking your cell to the bathroom?

Oh. I didn't mean to.

Carry him
to his bed, will you?

Yeah.

And hurry back.
I'm ovulating.

You are?

Why do you think
I canceled my dinner?

Oh, Mom, I keep
forgetting to tell you

about our meeting
at the Stanhope.

We went there
for lunch two days ago

and met with our
wedding specialist,

and I think
it could be the place.

Two days ago, you went
to the Stanhope for lunch?

Yes, we did.

And we saw nothing.

Harley, what is that
supposed to mean?

Who wants wine? Anyone?

Mom, you have an insane amount
of food in here, even for you.

Well, I knew everybody
was coming for the weekend,

so I just made a bunch
of stuff last night.

Looks like Dad's
favorite meal.

Very funny.

Very.

Oh, my gosh.

Yay, he's home.

Yay.

Oh, my God.

Harley.
Yes!

Hey!
Hi.

Here he is!
Hi, darling.

Hi, Mom.

Mom, this looks amazing!

Welcome home.

Thanks.
How you doing?

Good.
Oh.

Look at this.

It smells so good.
I am starving.

Hi.

Hey.

Where should I put this?

Wherever.

That looks incredible.

Thanks.

Jake, glass of wine?

Uh, sure, thanks.
Jane?

No, thank you.

Hi, Agness.
Just got here.

Okay, I will.
Yeah. No, I know.

Sorry, guys,
I gotta hit it.

Bye-bye.

I've gotta
stop at the market.

Agness made
some pasta thing,

and she ran
out of olive oil.

At least she's
finally cooking.

So, uh, I'll see you guys
at the party tomorrow.

Yeah. It's gonna be so fun.

I told you I'm bringing
someone, right?

No. Who?

Adam, my architect.

You're bringing
your architect?

Yes, I am.

Like, as a date?

Yeah.

I like the idea.
Me, too!

Yeah, I think it's gonna really
round everything out nicely.

No one's drinking
wine but me. No?

Here. Now you can stay
another five minutes.

Hey. You have three bottles in there.

Janey, could I speak with
you privately just for a sec?

Okay. Okay.
Yeah...

All right. I think someone's
talking graduation gift.

What is it, Jake?

I don't get not
calling me back.

Okay, I don't care
what your excuse is.

So, that's it.

She didn't go out, Jane.
She changed her plans.

And every time I tried to
call or write, she caught me.

I wanted to be here.

You know what?

You were worried about
rocking the boat at home.

Well, you're rocking my boat
now. And I don't like it!

Honey, don't let one
night... You don't understand.

I'm not... I'm not even blaming
you. I fully participated in this.

But I just don't
want to do it anymore.

The last thing
in the whole world

I should be right now
is your mistress.

Sitting around at 9:00 at
night, wearing heels and perfume

and blowing all
the candles out

and wrapping
everything in Saran Wrap

because your wife
canceled her plans.

It was just...
It was... humiliating.

You lit candles?

Shut up.

Look, I've had a pretty good
life these past 10 years.

I have figured it out.

I no longer feel alone or
divorced. I just feel normal.

You know how long it took me
to get that balance back?

No.
No.

Well, I'm going in
the wrong direction here.

You know,
the worst part is,

it feels like
it used to feel.

All the little
untruths that...

Hard to catch,
but they mount up.

Janey, come on.
It was one mistake.

No, it's...

Everything okay out here?

Kids are getting hungry.
Yeah.

We're done.
We were just...

Oh, Jane, it's none
of my beeswax, so...

Please don't tell me.

What's up?

Nothing, punky.
Yeah?

So we're gonna see you
tomorrow night for sure, right?

Absolutely.

What did you see
and what do you know?

Nothing. Really.
Harley!

Okay, he checked in,
then you arrived.

Then you met at the elevator,
possible kiss there.

Then the doctor went up
and the doctor came down.

Then there was a thumbs-up,
but that's it.

I have no idea what
happened in between.

Have you told Lauren?

No, and I won't.

Hey, Mom. Dad's leaving.

Looking good.
Oh, sorry. Wow.

Yes, it's so good.

Mom, it looks beautiful.
Thank you.

Yes, it does.

Hey, Dad,
thanks for picking me up.

Yeah. Bye.

...overdone it a little?

Just a little bit!

Yeah.

Hey.

You look fantastic.

I'm feeling
a little fantastic.

This is for you.

Really? Thank you!

Come on in.
Wow. That's so...

Will you hold that for a sec?

Oh, my God!

Could be the best cake I
ever made. You want a piece?

It's beyond.

I think I'm good.

Okay. Can't believe you
brought me a gift. So nice!

An appointment book.

I sort of assumed
you didn't have one.

Because I never
remember our...

Yeah.
Yeah.

Oh! I took the liberty of marking

our next two appointments
with Post-it notes.

And I wrote the...
Wrote it in red.

And highlighted them
in neon yellow.

Thank you. Because I thought that was a...

Oh.

I'm sorry.

I'm not.

Wow. That cake is good.

I get it!

So, let me
ask you a question.

Please don't think that I'm
weird or out of line or anything.

But do you by any
chance poke smot?

Do I... Do I what?

I mean, do you smoke pot?

Oh.

I haven't asked
anyone that question

since I was 22.

No, I don't.

But I have. Uh, but I don't think
I've had any since my kids were born,

so not like in 27 years.

Oh, my God!
Our kids are the same age.

And I haven't had any since
my kids were born either.

Except for tonight.

I had one hit from this!

You might not wanna
hold that up quite so...

I actually know him.
Blueberry scone and a latte.

Oh. Hi.

Hi.

Oh, my God.
That was horrifying.

I instantly saw myself
in a mug shot.

My heart is...
leaping out of my...

Wow. That's the most
insane dashboard I ever saw.

It's like we're in a cockpit. Spectacular!

Adam, what kind
of car is this?

Uh, Jane.

Hi.

Did you get this high
from one hit?

Yes! I don't know what they've
done to pot in the last 30 years,

but it rocks!

Just don't take too much,
because it's really strong.

I haven't had fun in
almost three years, Jane.

Bring it on.

Who's got the reefer?

No one. Keep walking, please.

How are you feeling?

Totally fine.
Me, too.

Hi!

Oh! I love your dress!

Hey, Harls.

Harls? Uh-oh.

Adam, this is my
oldest, Lauren.

Hi.

And her fianc? Harley.

Right.

We're on a date.

MAN/
The one good thing

In my life

Has gone away

I don't know why

She's gone away

I don't know where

Somewhere I can't
follow her

You got to come
meet them.

I need to go.

Hey, nice to meet you. Bye. Nice meeting you.

We're gonna
get some drinks.

It was really nice
to meet you.

Bye.

Adorable.

Thanks.

By the way,
how great is this party?

It's great! Let's be the last to leave.

Okay.
Oh!

Hey, there's
your ex-husband.

Uh-oh, and he's headed
right toward us.

Oh, what?

Not a great time to
be feeling groovy.

Ooh, why so intense,
big fella?

Hi.

Hello, Jane.
Hi.

Hey!

Adam.

Good to see you again.

Hi.

Adam, this is Agness,
Jake's wife.

Hi.
Hi.

Ah! That's... That's such an odd sentence

for me to say since that
was me for most of my life.

I mean, seriously.
How weird is that?

Both of us married
to the same man!

Hey. What are
you gonna do?

Yeah. Why go there?

Because there...
it's fascinating!

I mean,
if you think about it,

it sort of links us
in a sort of cosmic,

crazy way.
Doesn't it, Agness?

I mean, of all the men
on the planet,

we both said
"I do" to this guy!

Oh, wow!

Yeah, 25 years apart.

I know you are having,
like, an aha moment,

but I think I'm gonna get a
refill. Adam, good meeting you.

Great meeting you.

Ah, ha-ha.

Thank you.

She has a really
scary tattoo.

Janey, could I talk
to you for a quick sec?

He always needs me
for a quick sec.

Uh, are you okay?

Oh, I'm very okay.

What's going on?
You're acting insane.

I'm stoned.

What?

You smoked that joint
I gave you?

Yeah. You told me to.
It was amazing.

Well, you weren't supposed
to smoke it with him,

you were supposed
to smoke it with me!

Ooh, somebody's jealous.

Well, yes, of course. Why
shouldn't I be? You're my...

What? What am I, Jake?

You're my
ex-wife, lover...

Hmm.

...oldest friend,
girlfriend.

Okay, you are hilarious.

And because of that, even though
I kind of hate youllove you,

I'm gonna let you
have some of this.

You love me?

I mean, I heard "hate"
had top billing, but...

Oh, my God. Are you smoking
weed in the guest bathroom?

Yes, we are.

And we'd appreciate it if you
would not tell anybody about this.

No, never.
Just add it to the list.

Care for a toke?
No.

I don't smoke marijuana.

Me neither.
Okay, one hit.

Okay.
All right.

Oh, my God!

Is that what I look like?

Oh, man!

I love this. Turn it up.

They must be hammered.

Something like that.

Sweetest divorced couple
in the world.

Jake, I gotta go.

Wow.

Fun is
not overrated, is it?

You know what's great?

What?

How much I like you.

Thank you.

I really like you
a lot, too.

Even though...
Oh, you didn't say "a lot."

I was thinking it.

So, I'm not
too old for you?

How can you be too old for
me when I'm older than you?

I just figured
that all the women

you're fixed up
with are 35 or...

Jane, your age is one of my
favorite things about you.

And...

do you think...

Do you think you have any
more of that chocolate cake

at your house?

Hungry?
Starved.

Oh, God.

Oh. Officially now the best date
of my life, pre- or post-divorce.

Get out.

Okay. So, basically, I can
make you anything on the menu.

No!

Or even not on the menu.

Really?

Just name it.

Okay. Wow.

Uh... Oh, what about a warm
chocolate croissant?

Oh, it's my specialty.

Okay.

Here it goes.

Oh, my God!

Oh, baby.

Hmm.

It's crazy
how good this is.

And I'm not even
stoned anymore.

Neither am I.

Well, then,
merci, monsieur.

Do you remember when I
asked you the other night

if you were dating anyone,
and you said no.

But it felt to me like
you were maybe saying yes.

I was sort of
seeing someone.

But it's over now.

Honestly.

Because I don't wanna fall for
someone who's seeing someone else.

I wouldn't be able
to take that again.

I understand.

I wouldn't say it was over
unless... Unless it was.

Great.

Oh, it's a cooking scar.

Big batch
of hot caramel.

And what about this one?

Oh, that was boiling sugar.

Yeah, I wasn't very skilled in the beginning.

That is a...
From a large French

saut? pan.

Would it be
all right if I...

I was going
to say "kiss you."

I figured.

And if you feel this is in any
way wrong because we're working...

I don't.

I don't.

Hey, sleepy.

Hi.

What time did you get in?

I have no idea. Lauren
and Harley drove me home.

I'm surprised
you remember that.

Hi! I didn't know
you slept over.

We were playing
Scattergories with Gabby,

and Harley fell asleep
on the couch.

Oh, sweet!

I got cold in the middle
of the night.

Wow.

Okay, who's hungry?
Who wants what?

Hey, baby.

Hi. What is Dad doing here?

Everything okay?

I left Agness.

No. Don't say that.

Janey, she saw it
in my eyes.

Saw what?

That I'm still
in love with you.

I admitted it, told her all
about us, and I've left her.

For you.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

What do you mean?
This is crazy, Jake!

Are you telling me
the truth?

This feels so right, Jane.

What's going on?

Go set the table.
I'll be right in.

Uh, Mom, nobody cares if the
table's set except for you.

Okay, then do it for me.
Just go in. Please?

What's up, Dad?

Uh, just having some
problems on the home front.

I wanted to talk to
your mom for a sec.

Uh, problems on
the home front?

Is one of you
seeing someone else?

Oh, no. No.

Nothing like that. I just,
uh, need a hotel or something

for a few days, till I get my head together.

It's that serious?

Mom, can Dad stay here
for a few days?

No.

He can share my room.

You know, I don't think
that's the best idea, Luke.

Daddy. Are you crying?

I'm sorry.

Mom!

Mommy is the best cook
in the world.

Think about
what he's doing.

He's nuts.

Thank you for
saving me, Janey.

Jake.

You knew all
the kids were here.

Shouldn't we have
talked about this?

Agreed that it was
the right thing to do?

I'm sorry.

No, no.
This is just so typical.

Only thinking about
what works for you.

I guess I should have
called before showing up.

And I'm not sure
you left Agness.

Maybe she saw something and threw you out.

What's the difference?
I was drowning over there.

I'm not gonna get
that many more chances

to figure myself out.
Yeah.

Janey, let's use
these couple of days

to see if we can
make this work!

No. We can't, Jake.

I told you this the other night. But...

No, you...
Please listen to me. You...

You were pissy because
you thought I stood you up.

Things are different now.
I'm a free man!

Can we just hug?

I hate that you're
being so distant.

It's literally giving me
a pain in my stomach.

Oh, God. Come here.

You okay?
No. See? Too much.

Okay. Good note.

Uh, can I help you with
what you're doing?

Maybe hold your basket?

I'm fine.

Okay, I'm going to
go to the video store

and get us a DVD
we can watch tonight.

We'll have movie night,
like old times.

How's that? I'll make the popcorn. Oh, God!

Fine.

Hello?

I love knowing that
I'm coming back here.

Hi! Oh.

Yeah, I slept great.
How about you?

Um. Oh!

I know. It was.

It was, I know.

Thanks, Daddy.

Can I help you, sir?

BEN/ What?
Oh, no. I'm just...

Are you here
for an affair, sir?

BEN/ What?

MAN/
The Singleman party, sir?

Oh, yes.
The Singleman party.

MAN/ It's in
the main ballroom.

BEN/ Ah, thank you.

I'm so happy.

I never have food
in my apartment.

I know.
I don't either.

Oh,
get the mashed potato.

Yum!

Why are we still hungry?

I don't know.

It's...
Oh!

Any leftovers?

Uh, are you kidding?

Any of that
noodle thing left?

Oh! Where's your mom? She
disappeared so fast after the movie.

She's probably sleeping.

I think she's
on her computer.

Tonight was weird.

So weird. Still is.

I loved tonight.

Yeah. That's why
it's so weird.

Just to see you in
your robe in our kitchen.

Remember when you
weren't even allowed in?

Mom used to go out to
the car to talk to you.

You know, I don't even really
remember you and Mom as a couple.

What do you mean? You
were 10 when we broke up.

I was 12, actually.

And I don't know, it's just...
It's all foggy to me now.

You don't
remember us in Hawaii

or all of us sleeping together
in that tent in the backyard?

Yeah, of course. I just...
I don't remember, like,

you and Mom hugging
or waking up together.

Luke.

It's okay.
I'm not damaged or anything.

Dude, speak for yourself. I am
definitely damaged from this divorce.

Hello, troops.

Why are you still here?

I don't know. You and Mom
sleeping in the same house?

Harley thought
we should stay.

She exaggerates.
I just thought, perhaps,

you might want
to talk later or...

Is that the noodle thing?

Oh, I'm sorry.
I think I ate it all.

Dad!

I didn't know
anyone wanted it.

Back up. Back up. A little
bit back, so I can see. Oh!

Very festive.

Okay, thanks.

It was gift from
my ex-sister-in-law.

I have no idea why I kept it. Into the pile.

Hey, Jane,
take a look at the pile.

Yeah. Nice!

Ah! The pile's moving.

Murphy, get out of there.

When I was in India
I had this made,

but the guy ran
out of fabric,

so he didn't give me long
sleeves, or short sleeves.

It's weird.

Uh, and kind of girly.

Not what I should
be going for.

How about this?
Gray sweater, very old.

Oh. But cute.

You're sure? Now you
don't have to say that

just because you nixed
the last 20 things.

No. You have to
keep that. It's cozy.

You are helping me
so much, by the way.

Okay, Adam, I feel like...
I gotta pee.

Oh, good. Me, too.
I'll meet you back in 30.

I'm putting you on the desk.

I'm not in there.

Can't hear you!

No! Mother of... Whoa!

What?

What are you doing in
here? I wanted to see you.

Get it off!
Why are you naked?

Why do you think?

Oh! I'm gonna be sick!

Not working! Big close-up!

Oh, the other side.

No, no, no! No!

No! Okay!

Mom! Everybody okay?

What's happening?

Okay. Just let me explain.

The reason that I left
Agness was not just because

my marriage
wasn't working.

I've also fallen in love...

Back in love
with your mother.

Maybe, I never
stopped loving her.

Is this a joke?

I know it's shocking,

but I think this is the best
thing that's ever happened to me.

Your mother and I have been seeing
each other ever since New York.

Mom,
is this true?

That part is, but...

I found my way home.

I hope she'll take me back.

Why is everyone crying?
Why isn't this good news?

Because we're still
getting over the divorce.

Oh!
Mom,

are you and Dad
getting back together?

No.

We're not.

Lauren...

No! What...

Glad you're here, boss.

Now, Jane, I know you
don't need my advice, but...

I got this one.

Yeah. Yeah,
I know you do.

Knowing how to be divorced
is next to impossible.

And sometimes,
over the years,

I have thought that your dad
and I weren't quite finished.

And as it
turns out, we weren't.

So, I went out of
my comfort zone,

which I found out if you're
really honest with yourself,

isn't all that comforting.

And I experimented
with a part of myself

because I wanted to know
if after all these years

there was still something
there between us.

And was there?

There kind of was. Yeah.

But, Mom,
you have to understand

how bonkers
this sounds to us.

For two people,

who for years couldn't be
in the same room together,

to then have an affair.

I know. It was hard
for me and I was doing it.

I hope you'll forgive me
for confusing you.

And betraying your trust.

But, I did this for me.

And I did it for him.

And I realize that even though your dad and I

once had
something extraordinary,

now we no longer really

fit together.

But he is a part of me.
He always will be.

So, it's over now? You guys
are back to being divorced?

For better or for worse.

Come here.

My littles...

Okay, I'm coming in.

Oh!

So, did you
get the elevations?

Yup,
we like them, too.

Uh-huh. Yeah. No, we can definitely do that.

And I can have more
for you by mid week.

Sean, uh, can I call you
right back? Someone just...

Thanks.

Hi.
Hi.

May I come in?

Uh, sure.

I didn't call you last night because
I wasn't sure you'd take the call.

And then I thought that
could go on for months.

I would've taken the call.

Oh! Okay. Well...

Anyway, it's better to say
these things in person, Adam.

The man that
I was seeing...

I think I'm up to
speed on that part.

Yeah. Anyway, I want you
to know it didn't last long.

You're divorced. I mean,

maybe you can understand
when a marriage ends

there's doubts and hurt and
when you have kids, you just...

Sometimes you wonder
if you did the right thing,

and the moment
presents itself and...

I get it. I could
imagine it. I could.

And I told him that it wasn't
going to work out between us,

but I guess he didn't
hear me or believe me.

And, uh, unbeknownst to me, he
showed up at my house yesterday

and he has left Agness.

Jane, I actually think I
understand what happened.

But, you know, um, I'm
not as macho as I appear.

And I think it's
probably best for us

if we don't get
any more involved.

Because your relationship
with Jake isn't really done.

And I know
you're saying it is,

but he's still
in love with you.

And for everyone's sake, I think
that should probably get resolved.

Wow. So that's how
grownups talk.

Please don't tell me that
you're going to quit my job

and ask Peter
to take over now.

'Cause then I'll never
get to see you. And...

Um... I was thinking of
asking Peter to step back in.

I hope you don't.

Thanks.

I'm sorry.

How far back
does that sorry go?

How far back do
you need it to go?

Way back.

Consider it an
all-inclusive apology.

From not being
the husband you needed

to showing up nude on
your bed last night.

Yeah.

What were you
thinking with that move?

That you would
find me irresistible.

I never considered
the alternative.

Got to love that
about you.

Oh, man.

I can't believe I got up
to bat again and blew it.

You didn't blow it.

We blew it.

We blew it
the first time around.

This time we just
should've known better.

Too much time has passed.
Too much has happened.

And you don't think
we could make it right?

Does that mean you thought
it didn't feel right either?

Being with you, Jane,
is the best I'm going to be.

But do you agree it...

It wasn't really...

It was complicated.

Begging for an answer.

I thought it was good.

I wanted it to be good.

Well, it's as close as
I'm going to get, I guess.

Do you always have to be so hard on me?

No, I don't.

I don't regret
giving it another shot.

Probably would've been better
if you hadn't been married.

It may never have happened
if I wasn't married.

Yeah.

I don't regret it either.

Good morning.

Did you know it's good luck
to start building in the rain?

Really?
Oh, yeah.

It's a well-known, very
good, really lucky omen.

Good. I can use one.

Would you all like to have
your meeting inside?

It's dry and I have
hot coffee.

Jane, I need
to ask you something.

You don't happen
to have any of those

amazing chocolate croissants,
do you?

Oh, you like those, huh?

I do have incredibly
fond memories of them.

Oh, well,
I don't have any here,

but we could go
into town and get some,

right out of the oven.

Do you want
to do that?

Okay.