Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) - full transcript

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Aha.

Wowsers, it's quiet.

Too quiet.

And when it's this quiet,

you know what that means, brain?

(WHIMPERS)



Evil's afoot.

(GADGET SNORNING)

We're on a stakeout,
Gadget-mobile!

No, you're on a stakeout.
I'm on a sleep-in.

So keep it down, a'ight?

The least you could do
is stay alert.

Alert for what?
Face it, inspector g,

since we locked up claw,
all the bad guys have been

too afraid to show
their faces in Riverton.

One thing I've learned
in all my years

of crime fighting, gadget mobile,

is that it's always
the most quiet

right before
the criminals strike!

And speaking of crime...



(HUMMING SOFTLY)

Potential law-breaker
at 12:00!

Who, grandma over there?

Go, go, gadget radar gun.

(WHIRRING RAPIDLY)

No, no, no. Go, go,
gadget radar gun.

(BUBBLING)

Oops! There go
those glitches again.

No, radar gun!
Radar gun!

(JINGLING RAPIDLY)

GADGET: Ah, the speed limit

is clearly posted
at 25 Miles per hour,

but she's going exactly
25.3 Miles per hour.

Prepare
for high-speed chase!

(SIRENS BLARING)

(RATCHETING)

Hang onto your pockets,
'cause here come the rockets.

(BOOMING LOUDLY)

(HUMS)

(SIRENS WAILING RAPIDLY)

(MOOS)

(GASPS SOFTLY)

Oh, my!

Stop in the name of the...

law.

That went well.

Go, go, gadget parachute!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

GADGETMOBILE: Whoa. Now,
how is that for disc brakes?

Go, go, gadget parachute,
back in the thing.

(GADGET EXCLAIMING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)

(BRAKES SQUEAKING DEJECTEDLY)

Ma'am, do you know
that drag racing

on public roads is illegal?

But, officer, I...

there are not buts when
it comes to the law.

I'm afraid I'm gonna need to see

your driver's license.

I'm sorry, officer.
I must've left it at home.

Yeah, a likely story.

Go, go, gadget handcuffs.

(SCREAMING) You have
the right to remain...

Silent!

If you give up...

Coming through...

that right... unh!

My man really needs
to switch to decaf.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(GEARS WHIRRING)

(DUCK QUACKS)

(EXPLODING)

(RATCHETING)

GADGETMOBILE:
Okay, one sweet granny

packaged and ready for delivery.

GADGET: Drag racing indeed.

I've seen your type before.

You've got a need for speed.

Yes... I know.

PENNY: Hey, Uncle gadget!

Hi, brain.

(BRAIN BARKS)

Penny, I thought we agreed

you'd call me "inspector"

in front of
the hardened criminals.

She's a hardened criminal?

Don't be fooled by
appearances, penny.

Look what I found in her purse.

Probably from
one of her victims.

And look at this.

Liquid evil.

But, but, officer...

save it for the Judge, Perp.

Yeah, but, but, but.

Everybody's got a big but.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Isn't today a school day?

Well, there aren't

any good cases
to solve at school.

I want to solve
real cases... with you.

Penny, I told you before,

you're too young to be
chasing criminals.

You should be in school.

But, Uncle gadget, if you'd
just give me a chance...

look, I have to go.

I'm in the middle
of a big arrest.

Now you get back to school,

and I'll see you tonight.

And you, I hope you
like prison food.

Mm, mm, mm.

BAXTER: Now, let's see
how your Physiobiometric

febble fitzer is functioning.

(BEEPING)

Oh, diagnostics check out fine.

What seems to be
the problem, gadget?

Baxter, I'm still having
gadgets with my glitches.

I mean, glitches
with my gadgets.

I'm all messed up.

Sorry, gadget,

I don't see what the problem is.

Watch.

Go, go, gadget toothbrush.

(PUMPING)

GADGET: See? Bubble gum.

I see what the problem is.

Isn't there something
you can do for me, Baxter?

Well, you're the prototype
gadget, gadget.

There's bound to be
a few glitches.

But you'll be happy to know

we've been working on it.

I'll let you in
on a little secret.

Soon, we'll be
unveiling something...

-(BEEPING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Soon... that'll solve
all these glitches

for good... soon.

Wowsers.

Thanks, Baxter.

Well, better go

check in with the chief.

Oh, I wouldn't bother
the chief right now.

I heard some idiot

arrested his mother
this afternoon.

CHIEF QUIMBY: Where is he?

Gadget!

Oh...

You put my mother in jail

for drag racing?

And driving without a license.

You've always said, chief,
no one is above the law.

This is what you
also said last week

when you arrested that
troop of girl rangers

for selling cookies!

(FLASHBULBS POPPING)

Those cookies

were 3 days past
expiration date!

(QUIMBY EXCLAIMING)

-(GROANS)
-Oh.

You are this close

to being put on
probation, gadget.

Now, let's get my mother out.

Heaven knows
what's happening to her

down there with
all those lowlifes.

And then,
when his guard is down,

his kidneys are exposed,
and that's when

the marathon of pain begins.

(GROANS)

And who's your grandma now?

(GROANING)

Take some of this!
How'd you like this?

-(CONTINUES GROANING)
-(GRUNTING)

GADGET: Wowsers,
that's gotta hurt.

(MAN YELLING)

(GRUNTS)

Mom's tough love.

This is your last
warning, gadget.

Stick to solving real crimes.

Chief, there are
no real criminals left.

They're all in riverton prison.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TELEPHONE RINGING RAPIDLY)

Gadget here.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

What?

Uh-huh.

Wowsers!

You'll never guess
what happened.

Claw escaped.

Claw escaped?

Police have put out
an all-points bulletin

and are setting up a dragnet

in hopes of finding
the fugitive.

Citizens are advised
that if they see

an evil genius with a claw,
not to approach him.

Dial 911 immediately.

He's extremely dangerous

and really, really mean.

And I'm on the case.
Bye-bye, penny!

PENNY: Wait, Uncle gadget!

You gotta let me come with you.

I mean, I can help you
look for clues...

I told you before,
penny, you're too young.

How old do you have to be
to be a detective?

I don't know.

But older than you are now.

Look...

I've got work to do.
I'll see you tomorrow.

Don't forget
to brush your teeth.

(KISSING RAPIDLY)

(SIGHS) I could do so well

if he would just
give me a chance.

(WHIMPERS, BARKS)

Well, my finely honed
instincts are telling me

that he probably
escaped through here.

Oh, really?

Gadget, take a look at this.

We found this in claw's cell.

Wowsers.
You don't think

he's still holding
a grudge, do you?

Gadget, listen.

The whole city
is counting on you.

Go out there and catch claw.

Oh, I'll catch him.

Caught him before,
catch him again.

Don't you worry, chief.

I'll have claw back behind bars

before you can say...

QUIMBY: (SCREAMING) Gadget!

-(GROANS)
-Hmm.

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

CLAW: Brick,
retrieve my darts!

Huh? (GROANS)

CLAW: Mckible, serve my tea!

(GROANS)

MCKIBLE: I don't
see why we gotta

retrieve your darts
and serve your tea.

Yeah!

We're vicious minions,
not valets.

(SCREAMING)

Heh heh heh.

One sugar or two?

Two.

Here, boss.

BRICK: Dr. claw,
this place is a dump.

What happened to your
multimillion-dollar

high-rise
evil headquarters?

What do you think
happened to it?

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

CLAW: When gadget
arrested me,

the police confiscated
all my assets.

But after we've pulled off
the crime of the century,

I'll be back on top again.

Great... another
crime of the century.

I'm still on parole
for the last one.

What's the plan this time?

Watch and see.

NEWS ANCHOR: The
federal reserve bank,

with a deposit of over
5 trillion dollars

in pure gold,
was built 2 years ago

after riverton was
declared statistically

the safest city in America.

Utilizing the latest
in security technology

and a squadron of armed guards,

the bank is considered
impregnable.

CLAW: Not for long.

We're gonna rob
the federal reserve!

Right before Riverton's eyes,

and there won't be a thing

inspector gadget
can do about it.

How we gonna do that?

They said the bank was impen...

(GROANS SOFTLY)

Really hard to get into.

Yeah, I don't see how.

That's why you're just minions,

and I'm an evil genius.

He's got a point.
Yeah.

We are going to build

the ultimate super weapon.

But we haven't much time.

We need to be ready in 10 days,

because next Thursday
at exactly 9:23 A.M.,

the x-force one satellite

will be directly over riverton.

And by then, we need to steal

ion fuel cells, a Protoid Laser,

and a Ruby,

plus a few miscellaneous
knickknacks.

Yum. I love
knickknacks.

(GROANS)

(REPORTERS CLAMORING
INDISTINCTLY)

Any news on claw's escape?

The city's in a panic!

The people want to know.

What are you doing
to capture claw?

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is a momentous day for us.

(GLASS BREAKS)

Huh?

Mayor: The gadget program
has helped make riverton...

Thanks a lot.
Hmph!

The safest city in America!
Ha ha ha ha!

Bob!

Thank you, mayor.

We weren't going to unveil
this until next year,

but in light of claw's escape,

we decided to move up
our timetable.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Chief: Baxter.

This is gadget model 2...

or "G2" for short.

The latest,
most newest generation

in the gadget program.

(BEEPING)

(CROWD GASPS)

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

G2 reporting for duty.

Sir!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Wowsers.

BAXTER: She's similar
to the original gadget,

but she's completely,
entirely all robot.

(DREAMLIKE MUSIC PLAYING)

Not to worry, g2,

I've got everything
under control.

Oh, inspector, you're everything

I ever wanted
in a crime-fighter.

(PRISONERS GROAN)

Mmm.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUCKING RAPIDLY)

GUIMBY: Gadget.

Gadget!

(MUSIC FADES OUT)

Gadget, could you
give me a hand, please?

Certainly, chief.

I want to give
a little demonstration

of what G2 can do.

Pleasure to meet you,
miss... 2.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Hmm.

Must be a loose wire
or something.

I'll speak to Baxter about that.

G2 will now show us

how she would
apprehend the suspect.

Gadget, I want you
to take this stolen money

and hide it on your person.

Stolen money!

Stop this felonious
and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

Well, she has got
a very commanding voice.

(WHIRRING)

(BEEPING)

ROBOT VOICE: Alert,
suspect, suspect.

Very well.
You were warned.

(FLUTTERING)

(GADGET GROANING)

Whoa! Okay! Whoa!

Oh!

(GROANS)

Huh.

You have the right
to remain silent.

If you give up this right,
anything you say

can and will be
held against you.

All right, G2, I think
we get the picture.

MAYOR: Bravo! Bravo!

Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen...

well, she is very good.

I noticed that she didn't
say "go, go, gadget."

That's just one of
the many improvements

I've made to G2.0.

Like it?

You might say that

G2 is you without the glitches.

I'm putting her on
the claw case right away.

Fantastic.

I always wanted a partner.

And when we
interrogate criminals,

I'll play good gadget,
and you can play bad gadget.

I don't think so.

Okay, then you play good gadget,
and I'll be bad gadget.

G2: I appreciate the
offer, inspector,

but I work alone.

But, chief,
the claw case is my case.

You can go back

to cracking speeders
on the highway, gadget.

There's a new
sheriff in town.

(LAUGHS)

Hmm?

PENNY: Uncle gadget?
Uncle gadget, is this true?

They're giving the claw case
to this g2 character?

Well, for the time being,

but don't worry, penny,
I'm being reassigned

to another
high-profile case.

What could be more
high-profile than claw?

It's top secret, penny.

In fact, it's so top secret

that they haven't
even told me yet.

Hmm.

So, what are you making there?

Well, I'm just making
your favorite dessert.

Apple crumb cake with
raisin cinnamon icing

and coconut sprinkles?

Okay, I'm making your
second favorite dessert,

lemon pudding.

So, um, since
you're off the case,

I guess you wouldn't want to see

this clue that
I found about claw.

Clue claw?
I mean, a claw clue?

Is it a clue about claw?

Take a look at
today's classifieds.

"Wanted"...

"Apply 7 P.M. tonight.

Call 555-0139
for appointment."

Well, I've already
got a job, penny,

but thanks.

No, I checked the number,

and it's for a bar called
"the blue monkey."

You know what this means, right?

Hmm.

Uncle gadget,
if you go to the blue monkey,

I bet it will lead you
right to claw.

You can get back on the case
and get a jump on g2.

You know, penny,

if I went to the blue monkey,

it might just lead me to claw.

Then I could get
back on the case

and get the jump on g2.

That's what I was just saying.

Oh, did you?
Well, I guess

great minds think alike.

So, we'll leave
right after dinner, right?

No. Nope.
I'm sorry, penny,

but this is official
police business only.

But you gotta let me
come with you.

I mean, I can help you.

Penny, this is
no place for a kid.

I'm not just a kid,
Uncle gadget.

Of course not.

You're a very special kid.

But there's more
to being a detective

than just being smart.

It takes a sharp eye

for every detail,
every little nuance.

A good detective never
lets anything get P...

Uncle gadget, the pudding!

-Ooh! Uh...
-(PENNY SCREAMS)

(SQURTING)

Go, go, gadget, stop beater!

Okay! (LAUGHING RAPIDLY)

Everything's fine!

(MIXER STOPS)

(GADGET EXHALES)

Ugh.

Well, it's a good thing
I wore an apron.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

GADGETMOBILE:
Okay, here we are.

GADGET: Wish me luck.
I'm going under cover.

(PEOPLE CLAMORING
INDISTINCTLY)

Hmm.

(GROWLS)

Hi, there, fellas.

(GRUNTS)

PENNY: Okay, brain,
the coast is clear.

Come on,
let's check around back.

(BRAIN GRUMBLES)

(CLAMORING)

(SPITS)

What do you want?

Well, I just got
out of the slammer,

and I'm looking
to wet my whistle.

What'll you have?

A nice tall glass of milk.

Milk?

I mean, chocolate milk.

Make it a double.

-PENNY: Hey, brain. This way.
-(BRAIN WHIMPERS)

(BRAIN PANTING HEAVILY)

MCKIBLE: Okay, then.

Let's see what
applicants we have here.

-Squint.
-(GROWLS)

-Jungle Bob.
-(GRUNTS)

And you must be the one
they call "the ninja."

"Ninja"? Why do they
call you that?

Hyah!

I think I see why now.

Okay, then.

Judging by this,

you guys are prime
Minion material.

(GULPING)

Hoo!

I have a history of hair loss

in my family.

Anything else I can get you?

Yes.

I'm looking for...

Sorry, we don't serve
lobster here.

What? No.

Doctor claw.

Claw, huh?

Well, if you want to find him,

you're gonna have to
grease a few palms,

if you get my drift.

Well, whatever you say.

Here you go...

top grade axle grease.

Why, you...

Go, go, gadget duck.

(GROANS)

Whoa!

(CRASHING)

-(BIRDS TWEETING)
-(GROANS)

-(YELLING)
-(CRASHING)

Check, please.

Just the check.

(MEN ROARING ANGRILY)

(BEEPING)

So...

When do we start
working for Dr. claw?

MCKIBLE: Immediately.

Did you hear that, brain?

(BRAIN GROWLS SOFTLY)

(GASPS)

(GADGET YELLING)

Come on, guys,
let's talk about it.

Oh, man. (YELLING)

You're stretching my sweater.

Help, Gadget-mobile!

Help!

Oof!

(SNORING RAPIDLY)

(SIRENS WAILING FAINTLY)

The cops!
Come on, this way!

Come on, let's get
out of here quick!

Move it, move it, move it!

(MEN CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY)

BRICK: We can hide
at my mom's house.

That was close.

(PUNCHING RAPIDLY)

Ooh, I can see you're upset.

Hey, look, I'm knocking
his block off!

(BOTH CACKLING)

Mommy...

Coo-coo. Coo-coo.

Coo-coo.

Stop this felonious
and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

Ooh, look, boys,
Malibu Barbie here

is gonna get rough with us.

(MEN LAUGHING EVILLY)

G2: Very well.

You were warned.

(WHIRRING)

Wowsers, she's good.

(MONKEY CHATTERING)

(MEN SHOUTING ANGRILY)

GADGETMOBILE: Man, lucky for
them guys I wasn't in there,

'cause I would have been on them

like ugly on a mini-van.

Well, thanks for the backup, G2,

although everything
was under control.

I had those toughs

right where I wanted them.

Inspector, what were you
doing in that bar

dressed as a...

what exactly are you

supposed to be dressed as?

I'm a hooligan. Huh?

I went undercover

to follow up on a valuable lead

concerning where's Claw abouts...

I mean, claw's whereabouts.

I'm in charge

of the claw investigation
now, remember?

Look, G2, maybe we just sort of

got off on the wrong foot.
(GROANS)

Oh.

Perhaps we could have
dinner sometime...

you know, just to discuss
crime-fighting strategies.

Imagine how great
we could be as a team.

We could call ourselves
"the g-force"

or "the g-team"
or "the 2 gs"

inspector gadget.
What up, g?

Even though I'm not programmed

for such emotions,
I admit I find you

strangely...
Likable.

Hmm.

But as I already told you,

I work alone.

And so do I.

I'm just saying

that maybe we could
work alone together.

Penny: You don't even
know who I am.

Think about it.

No, really.
You can't arrest me.

I'm one of the good guys.
Really, I am.

Oh, hold on.
She's with me.

Penny, what are you doing here?

Didn't I tell you to stay home?

Well, never mind that.

Here, look what
I found about claw.

MCKIBBLE: Dr. Claw's pulling
a little heist tomorrow night

at the concentrated
industry's warehouse.

Wowsers! We'll have
to have a stakeout.

You mean, I'll have
to have a stakeout.

Hey, this is our case, lady.

(GROWLS SOFTLY)

Penny.

I know. You told me
to stay out of it,

but, well, I did
find you this clue.

Look, penny...

I know you want
to be a detective, okay?

But this following me
around all the time

just isn't going to fly.

(EXCLAIMS)

Uh...

Gadgets!

Hi, chief.

Gadget, what are you
doing in a barroom brawl?

(SMASHING)

Looking for clue claws.

Claw clues...
clue about claw.

And I was right.

We just got a valuable lead.

Yeah, a very valuable lead.

We have evidence
of a possible heist

at concentrated
industries warehouse

tomorrow night.

Great work, G2!

You can stake it out
and catch him red-handed.

GADGET: Fantastic.

I'll bring the doughnuts.

I already told you.
You're off this case...

both you and Nancy drew here.

Hey!

-Pbbt!
-(BRAIN BARKS)

And you're off the force, too,

if you get within so much

as a hundred yards
of that stakeout.

All right, fine, but if claw
gets away with his plan

for world domination,
don't come crying to us.

Remember, gadget...
100 yards!

GADGET: 99, 100...

101 yards away.

I'm at the stakeout,

but I haven't violated
the chief's orders.

See?
At the stakeout...

not at the stakeout.

Stakeout...
not at the stakeout.

I don't think the chief
is going to see it that way.

Go, go, gadget binoculars.

(BEEPING)

My, she certainly is

well-equipped,
isn't she?

Ooh, gadget's got a girlfriend.

Gadget's got a girlfriend.

Don't be silly, Gadget-mobile.

Our relationship is
strictly professional.

(HEARTBEAT THUMPING)

Besides,
she's state-of-the-art.

I'm last year's model.

A few extra Miles
look good on a player,

and you are a player, g.

You're tricked out with
more factory extras

than the Batmobile.
Just show her that

it's all good under
the hood, a'ight?

I have no idea
what you just said,

but I'm sure that
if I were a car,

it would have been very helpful.

All I'm saying is,
you got to show her

you got what it takes, man.

You're right.

You're right!

Thanks, Gadget-mobile.

Well, I guess I'm just
gonna go on up to the roof

and scope out the situation.

GADGETMOBILE: You go ahead
on with your bad self... ha!

I don't know what that man

would do without me.
Heh heh.

Hold on, there.

What do you want?

We got a delivery.

This ain't no food warehouse.

I'm gonna need
some authorization.

(GUARD GROANING)

Will that do?

(BOTH LAUGHING RAPIDLY)

We're in, your Claw-fulness.

CLAW: Good. Now bring me
the ion fuel cells.

Yes, sir.

G2: Halt!

SQUINT: Oh!

It's the mechanical meter maid!

I'm real scared!

(LAUGHING)
Good one, squint.

Uh-oh. Looks like G2
could use some backup.

Stop this felonious
and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

No problem, love.
Catch!

(GRUNTS)

Huh?

(SHOUTING)

(GROANS)

(SCREAMS)

Ooh!
She got the kung fu.

(YELLING)

(GROANS, YELLING)

I'm gonna give them a little bit

of the what for!
That's right.

Go, go, gadget helicopter hat.

(BELL RINGING RAPIDLY)

Stupid glitches!

JUNGLE BOB: Come on!
Come on, you! (ROARING)

(SCREAMING, LAUGHS)

Whoa! Ohh.

Hyah!

Whoa!

(SCREAMING, GROANS)

(GONG RINGS)

Wowsers, she sure is limber.

BOTH: Huh?

What is that?
I don't know.

Oh, I don't like this.

(WHOOSHING)

Oh, no!

(BOTH GROAN)

(BEEPING)

MCKIBLE: Hurry
it up, bonehead!

Go, go, gadget something
to get me down there.

Wowsers.

I never knew I had one of these.

G2: Stop this felonious
and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

Oh...(GROANS)

You imbecile!

ROBOT VOICE:
Suspect, suspect.

G2: Very well.
You were warned.

Gadget to the rescue!

-(GADGET GRUNTS)
-(G2 GROANS)

(IN SLOW-MOTION) No!

No!

(THUDDING)

What are you doing here?

Well, it looked like
you could use some help.

Quick, grab the fuel cells!

Let's get out of here!

They're getting away.

Not to worry, g2.
I'll get us out of this.

Go, go, gadget scissors.

QUIMBY: Gadget!

I told you specifically

not to go to the stakeout.

That's not entirely
accurate, chief.

You told me not to get within

a hundred yards of the stakeout,

and I posted myself

exactly 101 yards away.

Then how did you manage to get

tangled up with me
inside the warehouse?

Well, you gave me
backup at the bar.

I thought I'd give you
backup at the warehouse.

I never need backup.

And until we find out

what claw needs
the fuel cells for,

all of riverton is at risk.

Chief, you have to
put me back on the case.

The department needs me!

That's right, gadget.

The department does need you.

And I've got just the assignment

to take advantage of
your unique abilities.

(CHUCKLING)

Go, go, gadget power brush.

(WHIRRING)

(BRUSH STOPS)

(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

Come on, come on.

I'm stuck.

Go, go, gadget turbo speed.

(SCREAMING)

(BUBBLY) Go, go, gadget stop!

Stop!

(SCREAMING)

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

(EXCLAIMING)

Be careful in there.

That toilet's got quite a flush.

(CLAW CACKLING)

Looks like gadget

has finally found
his true calling...

Roto-rooter man.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Hey, Dr. claw,
check this out...

an unlimited supply
of bowling shirts.

And shoes!
(MEOWS)

(SCREECHING RAPIDLY)

(MINIONS SCREAMING)

CLAW: Silence!

Everyone, pay attention!

Who can tell me
what we need next

to build my super weapon?

Uh...

CLAW: The laser...

a new experimental Protoid laser

that's being unveiled

at the riverton
science convention.

But to take it,
we are going to need

a little diversion.

-(CLAW CACKLING)
-(BEPPING RAPIDLY)

Hey, Uncle gadget.

Penny, shouldn't you
be in school?

Uncle gadget, school
was over an hour ago.

Oh. I'm sorry, penny.

Oh, hey!

This came for you
in the mail today.

Looks kind of strange.

"Inspector gadget..."

"If you want to catch
Dr. Claw"

"be at the science
convention tomorrow."

Wowsers! He must have
really bad handwriting

to go to all that trouble.

Or maybe he doesn't want you
to identify his handwriting.

And, look, it's signed

"anonymous
concerned citizen."

Well, it's good to know

that we still have
a concerned citizen

who's willing to get involved!

This smells like claw.

(SNIFFING)

No!

Why would claw want me there?

I don't know.

Uncle gadget,
this might be a trap.

You know, penny,

I'm thinking that
this might be a trap.

That's what I just said.

You gotta let me
come with you this time.

Sorry, penny.
No can do.

This is work for a serious

law enforcement professional.

You mean like
a bathroom attendant?

Exactly.

Now, don't stay up
for me, Penny.

I'm on the case.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Now, I need you to keep
a sharp eye out,

Gadget-mobile.
If you see

anything suspicious,
you let me know.

GADGETMOBILE: You mean like a
Trekkie with a girlfriend?

GADGET: Exactly.

CLAW: The goose has arrived...

ready to be cooked.

(CHUCKLING EVILLY)

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

MAN: There we go.
How's that?

Yeah, now, I'll just...

Even at this level?
Wow!

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

Round and round.

Radio: In sports,
the national hockey league...

Hmm...

Keep your eyes peeled

for anything suspicious, brain.

Come on.

BAXTER: Inspector gadget!

Hey, Baxter!

What are you doing here?

I'm showing off my latest gizmo,

the bark translator.

It's going to give
a whole new meaning

to the term
"police dog."

Watch.

Speak, Pedro.

(BARKING)

(COW MOOING)

Very impressive.

Now Pedro can talk to cows.

No, no, no, no.

It's supposed to
translate into English

once I've got all the bugs out.

-(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)
-(SHEEP BLEATING)

(ROOSTER CROWS)

MAN: (ON P.A.) Attention, the
unveiling of the new Protoid laser

is about to begin.

I'll see you around, Baxter.

Bye bye, Pedro.
Good luck!

Pedro.

-(YODELS)
-(ROARS)

Well, better have myself
a little look around.

Go, go, gadget binoculars.

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

Inspector gadget!

Inspector gadget!

Inspector gadget!

Excuse me, inspector.

I'm your biggest fan.

Brick: I thought I was
his biggest fan.

No. I'm definitely
his biggest fan.

No. I'm
his biggest fan.

Will you excuse me
for one minute?

(SCREAMING IN GIBBERISH)

Sorry.

Would you mind
if we took a picture?

Uh, no.

No. I'm always happy
to oblige my fans.

Ready?

Say cheese.

Cheese.
Cheese.

Heh heh heh.
Thank you, inspector.

You'll never know how much
that means to me.

Well, it's my pleasure.

And remember,

crime doesn't pay.

Wrong, gadget.

Crime always pays.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Thank you, thank you.

Distinguished guests

and, of course,
members of the media,

it is my great pleasure
to welcome you

to my... whoops... our
science convention.

The chip is in position,
your Claw-fulness.

Yeah!

Watch as I play with my new toy,

the gadget puppet.

Well, guess that letter
must've been a prank.

Everything seems okay.

Oh.

Hmm. Well, I've never had
glitches like that before.

Mayor: And to introduce
you to the eminent

Nobel-prize
winning scientist

Dr. Theodore
Von Sprokenwich.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, thank you.

It's so nice to be here...

In riverton.

Ah... ah... ah.

His new experimental
Protoid laser.

(WHIRRING)

Think positive,
no-glitch...

Thoughts.

All right, gadget, let's party!

(LAUGHING)

(SQUIRTING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(MUMBLING NERVOUSLY)

I'm sorry! Should come out
with a little soda water.

Inspector gadget, what do
you think you're doing?

(SCREAMS) I didn't say
"go, go, gadget" anything.

(EXCLAIMING)

Oh, no, Uncle gadget, what now?

(EXCLAIMING) Whoa... whoa!

What's wrong, inspector?

I think I'm having
a glitch attack.

(CLAW CACKLING)

Hyah!

Sorry!

Unh! Hyah!
Excuse me.

Whoa... Mickey.

Woof! Woof! "Woof"?

Let's go!

Gadget-mobile, help!

(SNORING)

(GADGET SCREAMING)

I was right!

Claw's men are
stealing the laser!

(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)

Don't let them
get away. Hurry!

(BRIAN BARKING)

(GIGGLING NERVOUSLY)

We're getting rid of it.

(BRAIN BARKS)

BRICK: You know what,
this thing's heavy.

(GROWLING ANGRILY)

Hey! Aah! These are
my favorite shoes!

Get in the car!

(CHUCKLES MANIACALLY)

(GADGET SCREAMING)

Gadget, I said
stop it this instant!

I've got everything
under control.

(EXCLAIMING)

(MAYOR WILSON SCREAMING)

Oh!

GADGET: Relax, mayor Wilson!

It's only toothpaste.

Remember, kids,
brush twice a day.

(SCREAMING)

(GADGET SCREAMING)

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

Whoa! (GRUNTS)

-Ooh.
-(COUGHING)

Easy.

Ew.

Not to worry.
I'm all right.

You!

(GROWLING ANGRILY)

Oof!
He's got my shoe!

Bad doggy! Let's go.

(TIRES SCREECHES)

(GADGETMOBILE SNORING)

First ion fuel cells

and now a Protoid laser?

What is claw up to?

Huh? What'd I miss
this time?

Thanks for all your help.

Hey, I've been
working nights, okay?

I need to recharge my battery.

(BRAIN BARKS)

Brain?
What you got there, boy?

From the bad guys?

(BARKS)

Hey, now this might be
an important clue.

(BARKS)

(SIREN WAILING)

I hope Uncle gadget's
not in too much trouble.

Fired?
You can't fire me.

I quit!

Hmm.

Wait a second.
I don't want to quit.

Besides, chief,
it's not my fault.

Look what Baxter found on me...

a circuit override chip.

I don't care!
Claw stole the laser,

and you tarred and feathered

the mayor in toothpaste

and caused $100,000 in damages.

Well.

Turn in your badge, gadget.

Oh, but, chief,

all I ever wanted to be
my entire life

was a crime fighter.

Your badge.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Well, that'll be all,

Mr. gadget.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

CLAW: Gadget's goose
is cooked...

more like deep-fried
and burnt to a crisp.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(CLAW CACKLING)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

Silence!

Now, with gadget out of the way,

it should be smooth
sailing from here on.

(CACKLING)

(ALL LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Gadget: Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm...

Hmm.

(MACHINE GRINDING)

Uncle gadget?

What are you still doing in bed?

And why is your trench coat

and hat in the trash can?

I'm no longer
a policeman, penny.

(BLOWS)

I'm a... well...

There are a lot of
things that I could be.

Window washer, huh?

Dog catcher...
ooh, parking valet.

Sky's the limit.

But, Uncle gadget,
you can't give up now.

Here, look what we've got.

It's a bowling shoe.

One of claw's men dropped it
at the science convention.

What were you doing at
the science convention?

Never mind that.

Look, we can
solve this together.

We can track down claw
and get you your job back.

No. I'm through.

All right, then, I'll
track down claw myself.

No. No, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

You are to stay out
of this completely,

do you understand?

This is a grown-up
problem.

Uncle gadget,
just give me a chance.

One chance.

Look, the fact is,

that there's nothing that you

or anyone else can do for me.

I'll never be a crime fighter.

Never again.

You don't believe in me.

(PENNY CRYING)

(WHIMPERING NERVOUSLY)

Go away, brain.

Brain, go away.

(CONTINUES CRYING)

(WHINES SOFTLY)

(BARKS)

Okay. Okay,
I get the message.

It's up to us now, brain.

We have to help Uncle gadget.

(BRAIN BARKING)

Come on, let's get to work.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNIFFS)

(BRAIN SNEEZES)

(PENNY COUGHS)

Go, go, gadget hammer.

That's lunch, people.

(LAUGHING RAPIDLY)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

-(SCISSORS SNIPPING)
-(HAIR DRYING BLOWING)

(SAW CUTTING)

(BLOWTORCH BLASTING)

All finished.

Voila.

(HAIR SIZZLING)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

What's this?

A patent number.

Aha.

CLAW: Faster,
minions, faster.

(CACKLING)

(WHISTLING)

G2, are you any closer
to capturing claw?

Yes.
I'm on the case.

Hmm.

(MUFFLED) Oh, no.

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

Keep your paws crossed, brain.

This might be exactly
what we're looking for.

(BOWLING BALL STRIKING PINS)

Look.
It's the same shoe.

The shoe was made
by the bowl-rite company

in the 1950s and 1960s.

I wonder where
their factory was.

Let's see.

1959. Bingo.

Ah, here it is.

The bowl-rite
bowling equipment company

down on old mill road.

It must've gone out of business,

because it's not in any of
the directories after 1960.

I wonder
what's there now, brain.

CLAW: Now, the third item
that I need... huh?

(GROWLING ANGRILY)

(MAN LAUGHS)

As I was saying,

the third item to complete
my super weapon.

(TAPPING)

I know this one...
the Ruby.

Yes, but a big Ruby...

say, about 50,000 karats.
Heh heh heh!

Your Clawsomeness,

where are we going
to find a rock that big?

The riverton museum.

The Ruby's on loan

from the raja of India

and will be on display
Wednesday night

at the mayor's fund-raiser.

We are going to stop by

and do a little fund-raising
of our own.

(CACKLING MANIACALLY)

GADGET: Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to mayor Wilson's
fund-raiser-o-Rama.

Oh.

(GROANS) Oh!

Gadget.

Don't worry, chief.
No need to tip me.

We better be getting inside.

Yeah.
It's nice in there.

MAYOR WILSON: I'm here.

Good evening.
Good evening, everyone.

Yes, it's me. Ha!

Break out the cameras.

(SITAR MUSIC PLAYING)

Ooh, another photo-op.

(QUIMBY HUMMING)

G2, notice anything suspicious

about those musicians?

Aside from the fact that
the music doesn't match...

The instruments they're playing?

Mm-hmm.

PENNY: Come on, brain.

Yep. This is definitely
the place.

Well, at least
the building's still here.

(WOOD CLATTERS)

(WIND BLOWING)

(BRAIN WHIMPERS RAPIDLY)

I don't know, brain.
This place is creepy.

(WHIMPERS SOFTLY)

Welcome, sir, welcome.

Lady Campbell, how
wonderful you could come.

Lovely to see you, sir.

(SHRIEKS) Claw!

-(SCREAMING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)

CLAW: Greetings, mayor.
Hope you don't mind

if we drop in on
your little party.

Everybody stop
right where you are.

The festivities have just begun,

and I can promise
it's going to be a gas...

laughing gas, that is.

(CACKLING)

(LAUGHS)

CLAW: That's right.
Laugh it up, riverton,

because I am having
the last laugh now.

(ALL LAUGHING INDISTINCTLY)

(YELLING)

(CLAW CACKING)

(PEOPLE LAUGHING INDISTINCTLY)

(SIGHS SOFTLY)

Must be quite a party.

Do something to
stop him, Chief Quimby.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

You'll never get away with this.

We'll see.

(LAUGHING) G2, see.

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

Very funny, Claw,
but you forget...

I am unaffected by laughing gas.

Now stop this felonious
and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

Ah, the lady gadget.

I've so looked forward
to meeting you.

I hope you don't fall victim...

To my magnetic charm.

(CLAW CACKLING)

(WHIRRING)

(LAUGHING, EXCLAIMS)

(METAL CLANKING)

(BOTH LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)

(GIGGLES, SCREAMS)

-(GASPS)
-(G2 GRUNTING)

(BRACES METAL PINGING)

(YELLING)

(GROANING NERVOUSLY)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Now if you'll excuse me, G2,

I have some shoplifting to do.

Ha ha ha.

(GLASS SHATTERING)

(WHIMPERING)

It looks like
someone's been here...

and recently, too.

-(CAT YOWLS)
-(PENNY SCREAMS)

(BRAIN BARKING)

Thanks, Brain.

(GROWLS SOFTLY)

Do you see that?

Brain, look.

It's a perfect match.

(BAND LAUGHING INDISTINCTLY)

GADGET:
Done so soon?

Uh, yeah. We were playing
the unfinished symphony.

Yeah.
Yeah.

And then we took
this giant Ruby.

Yeah. That was the name
of our last song.

You know,
we took this giant Ruby.

We took this giant Ruby

took this giant Ruby

stole this giant Ruby

stole this giant Ruby

stole this giant...

Just a minute, there!

Huh?

(WHIMPERS SOFTLY)

Let me get that for you.

Thank you, inspector.

That's it.
Everybody in.

Thank you.

Nice to carpool, isn't it?

Yeah. There.

(TIRES SQUEALING RAPIDLY)

No tip.

They stiffed me again.

I live on tips!

Brain, take a look at this.

"Fuel cells."

That's what claw stole
from the warehouse.

"Laser."
That's what claw took

from the science convention.

"Ruby."

(BRAIN BARKS)

Now, what would claw
want with a Ruby?

PENNY: "Quantum Physics
for Dimwits?"

Okay, claw's definitely
up to something big.

(BRAIN WHIMPERS SOFTLY)

Wait a minute. I know
what claw's up to.

He's going to build...

-(DOOR OPENS)
-(MEN CLAMORING)

Come on, brain.

(MEN LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)

We're rich!
Hey, hey!

Mckible: Hey, how much
do you think...

This thing would fetch
on e-bay?

About $1.98.

No, nitwits.

Once we've robbed
the federal reserve,

we can buy hundreds
of these baubles.

With my secret weapon,

riverton will be defenseless...

as will the rest of the world!

(ALL LAUGHING INDISTINCTLY)

I've got to tell Uncle gadget.

Come on.

(METAL CLANKS)

-Huh?
-(GASPS)

(BALLS CLATTERING)

Well, if it isn't
mini-gadget.

Get her!

Jungle Bob:
Come on, let's go!

SQUINT: This way! Come on!

-JUNGLE BOB: Whoa!
-(SQUINT GROANS)

MCKIBLE:
She's getting away!

I'll cut her off at the pass.

-Come here.
-(YELLING)

(BRICK GROANS)

(SCREAMING, GROANS)

(MOANING SOFTLY)

-(SCREAMS)
-Get back here.

-(BARKS)
-Get her!

-(YELLS)
-(SCREAMS)

(GASPS)

(MEN SNICKER)

Hey, isn't this the place
to get new bowling shoes?

MEN: No! Uh-uh.

(BRAIN BARKS)

QUIMBY: I assure you, miss mayor.

We'll do everything in our power

to apprehend claw.

G2 will be...

G2 is finished...

Along with the whole
gadget program.

It's time we reinvested

in some good old-fashioned
policemen and women,

not these mechanical clowns.

Ms. mayor, if you just
give me another chance...

you had your chance.

It's bad enough
they stole the Ruby,

but what's worse...

no one gave any money
to my campaign.

(SOBBING)

I should've learned
my lesson with gadget.

This whole program
is a total waste of time.

Come on, G2.

We're taking you
back to the precinct

for immediate deactivation.

Deactivation?

That's right...

deactivation.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Hmm.

GADGET: I'm sorry, G2.

Thank you...

But there's nothing you can do.

Now, G2.

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

Nothing I can do.

Hmm.

(BELL RINGS)

Or is there?

(LIQUID BUBBLING)

Okay.

Now, where's...

That light switch?

(GADGET SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

Ohh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

(BLOWS)

Wrong switch.

Ahh.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

(HISSING)

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

What happened?

I reactivated you.

Inspector gadget,

why would you do that?

Well, I hate to see
a good detective

get recycled, and...

I've always had great admiration

for your investigative abilities

and your physical prowess,

your commanding voice.

Inspector, are you
saying you like me?

(EXCLAIMS)

Well, I suppose.

In a manner of speaking.

(HEARTBEATING RAPIDLY)

Strictly professional.

Huh?

Hmm.

(HEARTBEAT STOPS)

(GADGET CHUCKLING)

Thank you.

You're welcome.

(BRAIN BARKING FAINTLY)

(BARKS)

Brain, what are you doing here?

Where's Penny?

(BARKING NERVOUSLY)

Ooh, he's trying
to tell me something.

It's too bad I don't speak dog.

Hmm. If only dogs
could talk like people.

Mmm.
That would be good...

wait a second.

I have an idea.

(STATIC)

GADGET:
All right, brain.

Now speak.

-(STATIC)
-(ROOSTER CROWS)

(DOLPHIN CHIRPS)

(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)

(TARZAN YELLING)

-(DUCK QUACKS)
-(FROG CROAKS)

(CHUCKLING)

(MAN SPEAKING FRENCH)

(IN ENGLISH) Bow wow.

Brain...

Speak something else.

Check.
Testing 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

Penny has been
kidnapped by claw.

Amazing, isn't it,

what modern technology can do.

Wowsers! Penny's been
kidnapped by claw?

Yeah, and claw's built
some sort of giant laser

he's going to fire at riverton

and rob the federal reserve.

He's holding penny captive

out at the old bowl-rite
bowling factory

on the outskirts of town.

The bowling factory?

Of course.
The bowling shoe.

Penny was right.

I should've listened to her.

She tried to tell me,

and I didn't listen to her.

BRAIN: Speaking of listening,

I'm getting a little tired
of liver-flavored kibble

all the time.

Would it kill you to shell out

for a pork roast
or a little prime rib?

Look, G2...

My niece is in trouble.

I know that you don't ever
work with a partner,

but I really need your help.

Are you sure you want my help?

I can't think of a better person

to go after a super-villain with.

(BRAIN BARKS NERVOUSLY)

All right, let's do it!

Let's kick some claw tail.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHOOSHING)

(SQUIRTING)

-(WHIRRING)
-(CLICKS)

(BELL RINGS)

Ready?

Ready.

Let's go.

MCKIBLE: We're here,
your Clawsomeness.

PENNY: Claw, you'll never
get away with this.

Penny, my dear,

prepare to witness
a great historical moment.

Your demise?

(LAUGHING) I do enjoy
your sense of humor.

Now, it's almost 9:23.

Mckible, activate the ray.

(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

Why can't evil geniuses
ever say "please"?

He's a very busy man.

I'm a busy man, too.

(TONE BUZZING)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

CLAW: Behold!

The greatest super weapon
of the 21st century.

A bowling pin?

CLAW: No, you dim-witted
pea-brain.

Watch and see.

(SNICKERING)

(WHIRRING)

Whoa.

Double whoa.

Meet the time
displacement laser...

my crowning achievement

in a lifetime of evil.

Riverton doesn't stand a chance.

Hurry, Gadget-mobile,

before they fire
the giant laser.

Can't you make this jalopy
go any faster?

Jalopy? Oh, yeah?

Well, bring on the noise
and bring on the funk,

because I'm bringing out
what's in my trunk.

(BOOMING LOUDLY)

(FLESH FLAPPING)

(BRAIN WHIMPERS LOUDLY)

And just wait until
I get into second gear.

CLAW: Time for riverton
to take a true snooze.

(CLAW CACKLES)

(CRASHING LOUDLY)

Fire away!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(LASER FIRING)

(EXPLODING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING ECHOES)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(STOPS SCREAMING)

(WHIRRING)

(BARKS RAPIDLY)

(ECHOES) Awesome!

(ECHOES) Bombs away!

REPORTER: Over here,
mayor Wilson.

Whoo ooh!

It's gaining on us.

Faster, faster.

(BIRD CHIRPING)

GADGET:
Wowsers! That was close.

Riverton is in a deep
freeze, your Claw-city.

That means time has stopped.

That's what I said.

CLAW: Good. Now we won't
have any trouble...

With traffic. (CACKLING)

BRICK:
I don't care.

Uncle gadget.

(TIRES SQUEALING)

The ray looks like it's stopped.

You think it's safe to go back?

Oh, there's no time to waste.

We got to stop claw
and rescue penny.

Then to the federal reserve...
and step on it.

It's time to kick
some bad guy Booty.

(TIRES SQUEALING RAPIDLY)

CLAW: We're just here
to pick up

a few hundred billion
in bullion.

Hope you don't mind.

I don't think he minds...

A bit.

-(BRICK LAUGHS)
-(THUDS)

(BEEPS)

Time to show me the money.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(MOTOR WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING STOPS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

It'll take weeks
to crack this thing.

Not if you know
the right people.

Thank you,
Mr. bank director.

Your services are
no longer required.

(THUDS)

(DOOR UNLOCKING)

(ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)

MCKIBLE: We're rich... rich!

CLAW: Okay, underlings,

looks like the federal reserve

is having a 100% off sale!

(CLAW LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

GADGETMOBILE: Out of my way.

G team coming through.

I'm going to need
a really big piggy bank

for all of this.

Come on, brick.

Faster, faster.

CLAW: Now, let's see.

Tomorrow, we rob fort Knox.

Then on Tuesday, the Louvre.

So much to steal,
so little time.

Wait. I've got
all the time in the world.

(MEN LAUGHS INDISTINCTLY)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

GADGETMOBILE:
The cavalry has arrived.

Huh?
Gadget again.

Uncle gadget, you're all right!

-(BRAIN BARKS)
-(YOWLS ANGRILY)

-(SCREAMS)
-Come here, you.

-(GROANS)
-Come on.

GADGET: The jig is up, claw.

You're under arrest
for kidnapping,

bank robbery,
breaking out of prison,

and general,
all-around evil.

The jig is most
certainly not up.

In fact, the jig
is just starting.

Oh!

You want me to play dentist

with your niece?

PENNY:
Uncle gadget, help!

Brick! Mckible!

PENNY: Help!

-Get in there, you.
-(PENNY SCREAMS)

Dr. claw, what about us?

Yeah, man.

You're minions, aren't you?

Get the good guys!

PENNY: Uncle gadget, help!

Help!

Help me!

I'll take care of these clowns.

You go after claw.

Good call, g2.

Go, go, gadget helicopter hat.

Stupid glitches.

I hate being last year's model.

Here. Let me
give you something

from this year's model.

Take one of my chips.

G2, but...

Then you might get the glitches.

I'll manage.

(CLICKS)

(BEEPS)

(WHIRS)

Okay.
Better stand back.

Go, go, gadget helicopter hat.

(WHIRRING)

Whoa. It works.

It works!

It works!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

GADGETMOBILE: You
go get 'em, g.

Whoa!

This shouldn't take long.

GADGETMOBILE: Time to
take out the trash, g-girl,

and don't bother to recycle.

-(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ENIGINES FLUTTERING)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(WHIRRING)

(SQUEAKS)

Dr. claw,
it's gadget.

CLAW: (GROANS) Not again.

Oh, Uncle gadget.

Don't worry.

Time for gadget
to go out with a bang.

(BEEPS)

(YELLING) Help!

(EXCLAIMS)

(LAUGHS HAPPILY)

Sorry.

Oh, no!

Heh heh heh.

Ooh!

He's still after us.

CLAW: Mckible, lose him!

(TIRES SQUEALS RAPIDLY)

Hyah!

Grr.

(WHOOSHING)

Go, go, gadget boomerang gun.

Ouch.

(THUDS)

Oh, well.

I guess when you have lemons,

make lemonade.

CLAW: Care for
a smoke, gadget?

(HISSING)

(COUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

(EXCLAIMING)

(GROANING)

(EXCLAIMS)

PENNY: Uncle gadget! Help!

Go, go, gadget scooter.

(WHIRRING)

-(HORN HONKS)
-(BELL RINGS)

(MINIONS YELLING)

Go, go, gadget net guns.

(FLUTTERING)

BOTH: Whoa!

(BOTH CONTINUE YELLING)

Oh.

Huh?

What is this?
I can't move!

I guess glitches sometimes
do have their benefits.

Let me out! Hey!

Get me out of here, will you!

Looks like this case
is about wrapped up.

Hey, I just made a joke.
Hmm.

(SCOOTER REVVING)

(EXPLODING)

(GROANS) Hey, hey, hey!

(GROANING CONTINUES)

Gangway!

Whoop... look out!

Police emergency.
Coming through.

(IMITATING POLICE SIREN)

Go, go, turbo speed.

(EXPLODING)

Whoop... excuse me.

Gadget-mobile,

we have to find
inspector gadget.

No problem.

Gadget homing device activated.

(BEEPING)

GADGET: Coming to
get you, claw.

Go, go, gadget eject.

(YELLING)

(THUDS)

(BLOWING)

Huh!
He's on the roof!

The roof?

Uncle gadget, help!

Mckible, get him off!

Take some of that, gadget!

(YELLING)

Whoa!

(SCREECHING RAPIDLY)

(GADGET SCREAMS)

Time to switch to plan "B"!

(PENNY SCREAMS)

Go, go, gadget can opener.

Ha ha.

(CAN OPENER WHIRRING)

Claw, stop the truck

and come out with your claw up!

You know, gadget,
there's one true detective

in your family,
and it isn't you.

Too bad you didn't listen to her

when you had the chance.

Penny? Penny?

Now it's time
to say good-bye...

to me and to your partner!

(BEEPS)

(CLAW LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(PENNY SCREAMING)

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(BEEPING)

Uncle gadget, help!

She has 60 seconds!

(CACKLING)

(PENNY CONTINUES SCREAMING)

PENNY: Help me!

Don't worry, penny!
I'm coming!

(SHOUTS)

(GROANING)

(THUD)

(GADGET GROANING)

Who put that there?

PENNY: Uncle gadget, help!

Penny?

(PENNY SCREAMING)

Uncle gadget!

Penny, are you okay?

Claw's getting away.

Oh, that's not important
right now.

Penny, you are the only
thing that matters to me.

(TIMER BEEPING)

Uncle gadget, the bomb...

it's gonna explode!
Hurry!

Go, go, gadget bolt cutter.

(SNAPPING)

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

Hurry!

(CONTINUES BEEPING)

-Got it! Let's go!
-(PENNY GRUNTS)

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

(EXPLODING)

(PENNY EXCLAIMS)

(CRUMPLING EXPLOSIONS)

Whoa!

(EXPLODING)

(EXPLODING CONTINUES)

(SCREECHES)

Oh, no.

(CLAW LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

I always like my gadget
well done.

I got here too late.

GADGETMOBILE: They're
gone forever.

It's the closest I've ever come

to being a family car.

(SOBBING) Why?

(PENNY COUGHING)

(BRAIN BARKS)

Uncle gadget?

Uncle gadget?

(GADGET GROANING)

Ooh.

(GROANING RAPIDLY)

Not to worry.

I only landed on my head.

They're alive.

They're alive!
They're alive!

They're alive!

PENNY: Uncle gadget!

Oh.

You saved my life.

Oh, I was so worried about you.

G2: Good work,
penny.

Thanks, g2.

(BRAIN BARKS EXCITEDLY)

Brain!

Glad to see you still
fully functioning, gadget.

Well, thank you, g2.

Oh.

Well, no time to celebrate now.

We have to go catch claw.

Let's go.

Ooh. Ow.
Uh...

I'll go this way.

GADGETMOBILE: Hang on.
I know a shortcut.

(TIRES SQUEALS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(TIRES SQUEALING RAPIDLY)

Don't worry.
I'll handle this.

What? Gadget again?

There's only one way
to deal with a pest.

Mckible, run him over.

One order of road kill
coming right up.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(CLAW CACKLING)

Go, go, gadget bubble gum.

Bubble gum?

Bubble gum?

Bubble gum?

(CLAW CACKLING) Missed us!

Looks like gadget just
blew his last bubble.

(CACKLES)

(ASCENDING STEEL
GUITAR CHORD PLAYS)

Mm.

I can't look.

Hmm.

(WHIMPERS SOFTLY)

ALL: Huh?

(GUM SQUEAKING)

Here comes the good part.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(CHUCKLING)

(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS) Let's get
out of here!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH GROANING)

Now, that's what I call
a sticky situation.

-(BARKS)
-Ha ha ha.

What do we do now?

We do what we always do.

We surrender!
We surrender!

Claw, come out with
your hand and your claw up!

Whoa.

What is that?

Whoa. I never knew
we had one of those.

CLAW: You may have won
this round,

but I'll get you
next time, gadget.

(CLAW CACKLING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLAW LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Gadget:
Come on, come on.

It's not responding.

Penny: He must've put in
his own security code.

Well, then we'll
just destroy it.

Whoa.
No!

Then everyone
will be frozen forever.

We just have to think like claw.

What kind of a code would
a super-villain put in?

-(SNAPS FINGERS)
-I got it.

And I just lost it.

(BARKS)

Hey, wait a minute.
I know.

Let's try
"crime always pays."

(DINGS)

Not always, claw.

(WHOOSHING)

Hmm.

BOY: Oh, yeah!

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)

And for heroically foiling
Dr. claw

and saving riverton,

I would like to award
inspectors gadget and g2

these distinguished
conduct medals

for their service to this city.

Yay!

Congratulations, gadget.

And I'd like to announce

that we are going to double

the gadget unit's budget
for next year,

so that if claw ever tries

to show his face
in riverton again,

we'll be ready for him.

Excuse me, chief. If
I could just possibly...

Even just for a second.

Hmm.

The real secret to our success

has always been teamwork,

but there's
one member of our team

who hasn't been
acknowledged yet.

And so...

For providing key support

to members of the gadget team,

I would like to award
this junior inspector medal

to penny for her
meritorious conduct.

-(ALL CHEERING)
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

I couldn't have done it
without you, penny.

You are one special kid,

and I'm proud
to have you as a partner.

Thanks, Uncle gadget.

(BRAIN BARKING)

Yes, brain.
You're special, too.

(BARKING)

GADGETMOBILE: Hello?
Anybody remember

the internal combustion
member of the team?

What am I, scrap metal?
I helped, too.

Where's my citation?

Hey, what are you doing, man?

Oh, not that kind of citation.

Good night, gadget.

See you Monday.

Good night, Baxter.

Night, Baxter.
Bye.

-Come on, brain.
-(BRAIN BARKS)

G2: Inspector.

I just wanted to say I may
have been a bit premature

in my early evaluation
of your abilities.

Well, that's
very big of you, g2.

I was wrong to think
of you as inept,

clumsy, imbecilic...

Don't mention it.

Obsolete, simple-minded,
malfunctioning...

yes, yes.
I get the picture.

Anyway, I look forward
to more teamwork

in the future.

Hmm.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(HEARTBEATING)

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

Oh.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHIZZING)

(FIREWORKS POPPING)

(PENNY GIGGLES)

I just love happy endings.

(FIREWORKS CONTINUES POPPING)

It must be a loose wire
or something.

Well, I'll speak to Baxter
about that.

Don't bother.

-(WHISTLING)
-(CONTINUES POPPING)

(TINKLE CHIMES)

Huh? Oh.

(BOTH GASPS)

BOTH: Oh.

(EXPLODING)

(BOTH COUGHING)

BOTH: Gadget!

(ROSE FALCON'S "UP,
UP, UP" SONG PLAYING)

(INSPECTOR GADGET
THEME PLAYING)