Inside Out (2015) - full transcript

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Do you ever look at someone and wonder,

what is going on inside their head?

Well, I know.

Hey, well, I know Riley's head.

Hm?

And there she was.

Hello.

- Riley|
- Woh, look at you!

Aren't you a little bundle of joy!

Aren't you a little bundle of joy!



Woh!

It was amazing!
Just Riley and me...

forever.

Or for... 33 seconds.

I'm Sadness.

Oh, hello, I'm Joy. So...☻

Can I just, if you could...

I just wanna me fix that.
Thanks.

And that was just the beginning.

Headquarters only got
more crowded from there.

Very nice.

OK, looks like you got this.
Very good.

Oh, sharp turn!
No, look Out!

That's Fear. He's really good
at keeping Riley safe.



Easy, easy... Fall back!

Oh, we're good.
We're good!

- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Oo, good job! - And we're back!

Woh.

Here we go. Alright, open.

- Hm, this looks new.
- Think it's safe? - What is it?

OK, caution! There is a dangerous
smell people. Hold on. What is that?

This is Disgust.

She basically keeps Riley
from being poisoned,

physically and socially.

That is not brightly colored,

or shaped like a dinosaur.
Hold on guys... It's broccoli!

Yuck!

Well. I just saved our lives...
Yeah, you're welcome.

Riley, if you don't eat your dinner,
you're not going to get any dessert.

Wait, did he just say
we couldn't have dessert?

That's Anger,

he cares very deeply
about things being fair.

So, that's how you
want to play it, old man?

No dessert? Oh, sure,
we'll eat our dinner.

Right after you eat this!

Arh!

Aaahh!

Riley, Riley.
Here comes an airplane.

Aaahh... Oh, airplane!

We got an airplane, everybody.
- Ooh! - Ooh!

And you've met Sadness.

She... Well, she...

Waah!

Waah!

Waah-haah!

I'm not actually
sure what she does.

And I've checked,

there's no place for her to go, so...
She's good. We're good. It's all great.

Anyway, these are Riley's memories.

And they're mostly happy,
you'll notice. Not to brag.

But the really important
ones are over here.

I don't want to get too
technical but these are called

core memories.

Each one came from a super
important time in Riley's life.

Like when she first scored a goal.
It was so amazing!

Hey, would you look at that!

Very nice!

- Woo-hoo!
- Yayy!

And each core memory

powers a different aspect
of Riley's personality.

Like, Hockey Island.

Goofball Island
is my personal favorite.

Come back here,
you little monkey!

Yup, Goofball is the best!

Friendship Island
is pretty good too.

Oh, I love Honesty Island.

And that's the truth.

And of course,
Family Island is amazing.

- I have your present.
- Oh...

The point is, the
islands of personality

are what make Riley, Riley.

Look out, Blue fish!

Lava! Hoo!

♪ Who's your friend that likes to play?
Bing Bong. Bing Bong.

Hey, very nice!

- Agh.
- Brain freeze!

- Agh!
- Aah!

Aahh!

- Yeah!
- Yayy!

- Good night, kiddo.
- Good night, Dad.

And...

We're out.

That's what I'm talking about.
Woo! Another perfect day.

Nice job everybody.

Let's get those memories
down to long term.

Alright! We did not die today!

I call that an
unqualified success.

And, that's it.
We love our girl!

And she's got great friends
and a great house.

Things couldn't be better.

After all, Riley's 11 now.

What could happen?

- What?
- Aahh!

- Huh!
- Aahh!

OK, not what I had in mind.

Aahh!

Hey, look, the Golden Gate Bridge!
Isn't that great?

It's not made up of solid gold
like we thought,

which is kind of
disappointing, but still...

I sure am glad you told me
earthquakes are a myth, Joy.

Otherwise I'd be terrified
right now.

Ah... yeah.

These are my kind of people.

Alright, just a few more blocks.

- We're almost to our new house.
- Step on it, Daddy.

Why don't we just live in the smelly car?
We're already been in it forever!

Which... actually was really lucky,

because that gave
us plenty of time

to think about what our new
house is going to look like.

What? Let's review
the top 5 daydreams.

- Woo, that looks safe!
- That looks nice.

Ooh, this'll be great for Riley.
Oh, no, no... this one!

Joy for the last time,
she cannot live in a cookie.

That's the one,
it comes with a dragon.

We're getting close,
I can feel it.

Here it is.
Here's our new house.

And...

Maybe, it's nice on the inside.

- We're suppose to live here?
- Do we have to?

I'm telling you, it smells
like something died in here.

- Can you die from moving?
- Guys, you're overreacting.

- Nobody is dying.
- A dead mouse!

- Great! - I'm gonna be sick.
- It's a house of the dead,

what're we gonna do?
We're gonna get rabies!

- Get offa me!
- Waahh!

Hey, hey,
all through the drive,

Dad talked about how cool
our new room is.

- Let's go check it out.
- It's gonna be great!

Yes, yes, yes!

- No, no, no...
- I'm starting to envy the dead mouse.

Get out the rubber ball.
We're in solitary confinement.

- Riley can't live here.
- She's right, it's really bad.

- It's absolutely the worst.
- This house stinks.

It's the worst place I've been
in my entire life. - Oh, yeah.

Hey, it's nothing our
butterfly curtains couldn't fix.

I read somewhere that an
empty room is an opportunity.

- Where 'd you read that?
- It doesn't matter. I read it and it's great.

We'll put the bed there.
And the desk over there.

The hockey lamp goes there.

- Put the chair there.
- Oh, the trophy collections.

Stars!

- I like that.
- Now, we're talking!

Let's go get our stuff
from the moving van.

Alright. Goodbye.
Well, guess what?

The moving van won't be here
until Thursday.

You're kidding.

- Our van is lost?
- It's the worst day ever.

- You said it would be here yesterday.
- I know that's what I said.

- That's what they told me.
- Mom and Dad are stressed out.

They're stressed out.
What're we gonna do?

- What is their problem?
- I've got a great idea!

Did you even read the contract?

Anderson makes her move.
She's closing in.

Hey! Oh no, you're not.

- She's lining up her shot.
- Coming behind you, watch out.

And she scores! Yeah!

- Woo-hoo!
- Yo-ho!

Come on, Grandmother!

Grandma?!

Oh-oh, she put her hair up.
We're in for it.

Heyyy, put me down!

Ah... Sorry, hold on.

- Hello.
- Wait, wha...?

You're kidding me!

Alright, stall for me,
I'll be right there.

The investor's supposed to
show up on Thursday, not today.

- I gotta go.
- It's OK, we get it.

You're the best, thanks, hon.
See you, sweetie.

Dad just left us.

Oh, he doesn't love us anymore.
That's sad.

I should drive, right?

Joy, what are you doing?

Ah, just give me one second.

You know what I've realised?
Riley hasn't had lunch.

Remember?

Hey, I saw a pizza
place down the street,

maybe we can try that.

-Pizza sounds delicious.
- Pizza?

Yeah, let's go for pizza.
Great, let's get it.

- What the heck is that?
- Who puts broccoli on pizza?

That's it, I'm done.

Congratulations San Francisco,
you've ruined pizza!

First the Hawaiians and now you!

What kind of a pizza place
only serves one kind of pizza?

Must be a San Francisco thing.

Still, it's not as bad as the soup
at that diner in Nebraska.

Oh, yeah. The spoon stood up
in the soup by itself.

We're good.
Family's running.

The drive out was pretty fun, huh?
What was your favorite part?

Spitting out of the car window.

- Definitely not when Dad was singing.
- Wearing the seat belt.

Oh, what about the time
with the dinosaur?

- Oh, that's the one!
- For sure. - Say cheese.

- Dad.
- Honey.

Dad, Dad, Dad, look at the car.
Just look behind you.

No-no-no...

Ohh!

Nice one, Joy.

I like that time with the dinosaur.
That was pretty funny.

Wait, what.
What happened?

She did something to the memory.

- What did you do?
- I, I just touched it.

- That shouldn't make it change.
- Oh, change it back, Joy.

- I'm trying.
- You can't change it back?

- No, I guess I can't.
- Good going, Sadness!

Now when Riley thinks of
that moment with Dad,

she's gonna feel sad. Bravo!

I'm sorry, Joy.
I don't really know...

I thought maybe if you,
if you, I mean...

Joy, we got a stairway
coming up.

Just don't touch any other memories
until we figured out what's going on.

- OK.
- Alright. Get ready.

This is a monster railing

and we are riding it
all the way down.

Wait, what... What happened?

- A core memory!
- Oh no!

- Sadness, what're you doing?
- It looked like one was crooked,

so I opened it
and then it fell out!

Woo-hoo!

It's just that, I wanted to,
maybe, hold one.

- Woah! Joy!
- Woah, Woah, Woah!

Sadness, you nearly
touched a core memory!

And when you touch them,
we can't change them back.

I know. I'm sorry.
Something's wrong with me.

It's like I'm having a break down.

You're not having a break down.
It's stress.

I keep making mistakes like that.
I'm awful.

- No, you're not!
- And annoying.

The... well...
You know what?

You can't focus on
what's going wrong.

There's always a way
to turn things around

To find the fun.

Yeah, find the fun.
I don't know how to do that.

OK, well...
Try to think of something funny.

Oh. Remember the funny movie
where the dog dies?

Oh, yeah... That's not...

What about that time, with Meg?

When Riley laughed so hard,
milk came out of her nose.

Come on!

Yeah, that hurt, it felt like fire.
It was...

OK, OK. Don't think of that.
Let's try something else.

- What are your favorite things to do?
- My favorite?

Well, I like it
when we're outside.

That's good! Like, there's
the beach and sunshine.

Oh, like the time we buried
Dad in the sand up to his neck.

I was thinking more like rain.

Rain Rain is my favorite too!

We can stomp around the puddles

You know, there's cool umbrellas,
lightning storms.

More like when the rain
runs down our back,

and makes our shoes soggy.

And we get all cold, shivery and

everything starts
feeling droopy.

Oh, hey, hey! Easy.

Why are you crying?

Th-this is really the opposite
of what we're going for, here.

Crying helps me slow down

and obsess over the weight
of life's problems.

You know what?
Let's think about something else.

How about we read
some mind manuals.

Huh? Sounds fun!

I've read most of them.

Have you read this one.
This seem interesting.

Long term memory retrieval.
Volume 47.

- No.
- Ooh, a real page turner!

Long term memory data selection
via channel subgroup B.

See? Fun already!
Oh, you lucky dog.

You're reading these cool things;
I gotta go work. Life is so unfair.

Ugh!

What can we do? We only got
capital to last a month maybe two.

If we can't find investors by then,
we're gonna have to lay people off.

Mom, Dad,
come kiss me good night!

-I know. We got to land this, OK
- Be right there!

Did you hear Dad?
He sounded really upset.

What was that? Was it a bear?
It's a bear!

There are no bears
in San Francisco.

I saw a really hairy guy.
He looked like a bear.

Oh. I'm so jumpy,
my nerves are shot!

Ew, I don't wanna
hear about your nerves!

I'll tell you what it is.
This move has been a bust.

That's what I've been
telling you guys.

There're at least 37 things for
Riley to be scared of right now.

This smell alone is enough
to make her gag.

I can't believe Mom and
Dad moved us here.

Look, I get it.
You guys have concerns.

But we've been through worse.

Tell you what.

Let's make a list of all the things
Riley should be happy about.

Fine. Let's see,
this house stinks, our room stinks.

- Pizza is weird here.
- Our friends are back home.

And all our stuff
is in the missing van.

Oh, come on,
it could be worse.

Yeah, Joy. We could be lying
on the dirty floor, in a bag.

OK, I admit it.
We had a rough start.

- But think of all the good things...
- No, Joy.

There is absolutely no reason
for Riley to be happy right now.

Let us handle this.

I say we skip school tomorrow and
lock ourselves in the bedroom.

We have no clean clothes
no one should see us.

And we could cry until
we can't breathe.

We should lock the doors and
scream the curse word we know.

- It's a good one.
- Now, hold on!

Look, we all have our off days,
you know...

Hi honey.

The Mom-bad-news train
is pulling in. Toot-toot!

Still no moving van, huh!

Now they're saying it won't be here
till Tuesday. Can you believe it?

Toot-toot-toot!

- Where's Dad?
- On the phone.

This new venture is
keeping him pretty busy.

I rest my case!

Your dad's a little stressed
about getting his new company up and running...

Now, for a few well placed
withering scowls.

I guess all I really
want to say is...

- Thank you.
- Huh?

You know, through all this
confusion, you've stayed...

Well, you've stayed our happy girl.

Your Dad's under
a lot of pressure.

But, if you and I
can keep smiling,

it would be a big help.

We can do that for him, right?

Woh!

Well.

Yeah. Sure.

What did we do
to deserve you!

- Sweet dreams.
- Good night.

Well, you can't argue with Mom.

- Happy it is!
- Can't argue, that's true.

- Team Happy. Sounds great.
- Totally behind you, Joy.

Looks like we're going
into R.E.M.

I got dream duty so I'll take care
of sending these to long term.

Great day today, guys.
All is well, team Happy.

Alright, what's on tonight,
dream production?

Well, this is it.
The new place.

Come live with me, Riley... Eurk!

- Somebody ordered a broccoli pizza.
- Eat me, I'm organic.

Oh no! Who is in charge of
programming down there?

I know I'm not
supposed to do this, but...

We are not going to end
the day like this.

Don't you worry.

I'm going to make sure

that tomorrow is another
great day.

I promise.

- Hello, did I wake you?
- Do you have to play that?

Well, I have to practice.

And I don't think of it as playing
so much as hugging.

OK, first day of school.
Very, very exciting.

I was up late last night
figuring out a new plan.

- Here it is: Fear!
- Huh?

I need a list of all the
possible negative outcomes

on the first day
at a new school.

Way ahead of you there.
Does anyone know how to spell meteor?

Disgust, make sure Riley
stands out today.

But, also blends in.

When I'm through, Riley will
look so good,

the other kids will look at
their own outfits and fart.

Joy! Yes, Joy.
You'll be in charge of the console.

Keeping Riley happy
all day long.

And may I add, I love your dress,
it's adorable.

Oh, this old thing. Thank you so much.
I love the way it twirls.

Train of Thought,
right on schedule.

Anger, unload the daydreams.

I ordered extra, in case
things get slow in class.

Might come in handy.

If this new school is full
of boring, useless classes.

Which it probably will be.

Oh, Sadness. I have a super
important job just for you.

- Really.
- M-hm, follow me.

- What are you doing?
- And there. Perfect.

This is the circle of sadness.

Your job is to make sure that

all the sadness
stays inside of it.

So, you want me
just to stand here?

Hey, it's not my
place to tell you

how to do your job.

Just make sure that

all... the sadness
stays in the circle.

See? You're a pro at this!

Isn't this fun?

- No.
- Atta girl.

Alright everyone, fresh start.

We're going to have a good day
which will turn into a good week,

which will turn into a good year,
which turns into a good life!

So, big day.
New school. New friends.

I know. I'm kind of nervous
but I'm mostly excited.

- How do I look? Do you like my tote?
- Very cute!

You gonna be OK.
You want us to walk with you?

Mom and Dad, with us in public?!
No, thank you.

Yup, I'm on it.

Nope, I'm fine.
Bye Mom. Bye Dad.

Have a good day in school, monkey.

- Oo-oo... - Woo-oo!...
- Oo... woo...

Have a great day, sweetheart.

- Are you sure we want to do this?
- In we go!

OK, going in. Yes!

OK. We've got a group of
cool girls at 2 o'clock.

- How do you know?
- Double ears pierced, infinity scarf.

- Woh! Is she wearing eye shadow?
- Yeah, we want to be friends with them.

- Let's go talk to them.
- Are you kidding?!

We're not talking to them!
We want them to like us.

Oh, yeah! Wait... What?

Almost finished with
the potential disasters.

Worst scenario is either quicksand,
spontaneous combustion,

or getting called on by the teacher.
As long as none of this happens...

OK, everybody, we have a new
student in class today.

Are you kidding me?! Out of the gate!
This is not happening!

Riley, would you like to tell us
something about yourself?

Noooo!
Pretend we can't speak English.

Don't worry, I got this.

OK.

My name is Riley Anderson.

I'm from Minnesota
and now I live here.

And how about Minnesota?

Can you tell us something about it?

Well you certainly get
a lot more snow than we do.

Ha-ha-ha! She's hilarious.

Yeah, it get's pretty cold.

The lake freezes over and
that’s when we play hockey.

I'm on a great team.
We're called the Prairie Dogs.

My friend, Meg, plays forward
and my dad's the coach.

Pretty much everyone
in my family skates.

It's kind of a family tradition.

We go out on the lake
almost every weekend.

Or, we did, till...

I moved away.

- Hey. What gives?
- What?

Hey, Sadness.
You touched a memory?

- We talked about this!
- Hm yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

Get back in your circle.

Ah! What's going on?

- Get it out of there, Joy!
- Eject.

We used to play tag and stuff.

Cool kids whispering at 3 o'clock.

Did you see that look?
They're judging us!

Somebody help grab that thing.
Everybody put in...

But, everything's different now.

Since we moved.

Oh no, we're crying at school!

What?!
Sadness, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm sorry, oh!

- It's a core memory.
- But, it's blue.

No, wait!

Stop it! No!

No!

Joy, no.

- That's a core memory.
- Hey!

- Stop it! Let go.
- Don't. Wait.

The core memories!

Ah!

No-no-no!

- Aah!
- Aah!

Thank you, Riley.

I know it can be tough
moving to a new place.

But we're happy
to have you here.

Alright everyone,
get out you history books,

and turn to chapter 7.

Can I say that curse word now?

- Aah!
- Aah!

Aaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Oh no! 1, 2, 3, OK.

I got'em. Wha...?

Where are we?

Long term memory?!

What...

Goofball Island?

Riley's Islands of personality.

They'e all down!

Ohh, this is bad!

We... we can fix this.

We just have to get back
to headquarters,

plug the core memories in,
and Riley will be back to normal.

Oh, Riley has no core memories,

no personality Islands and no...

- What? What is it?
- You.

You're not in headquarters.

Without you Riley can't be happy.

We gotta get you back up there.

I'm coming, Riley.

So, as it turns out, the green
trash can is not recycling.

It's for greens, like
compost and eggshells.

And the blue one is recycling,
and the black...

Riley's acting so weird!

Why is she acting so weird?

What do you expect?
All the Islands are down!

Joy would know what to do.

That's it!

Until she gets back,
we just do what Joy would do.

Good idea!
Anger, Fear, Disgust...

How are we supposed to be happy?

Hey, Riley, I got good news.

I found a Junior Hockey League,
right here in San Francisco.

And get this! Tryouts are
tomorrow after school.

What luck, right?

- Hockey?
- Oh-oh what do we do?

Guys, th-this...
You pretend to be Joy.

Wouldn't it be great
to be back out on the ice?

Oh, yeah, that sounds fantastic.

What was that?
That wasn't anything like Joy!

- Ah, because I'm NOT Joy!
- Yeah, no kidding!

Did you guus pick up on that?

- Yeah, something's wrong.
- Should we ask her?

Let's probe. But keep it subtle
so she doesn't notice.

So, how was the first day
of school?

She's probing us.

I'm done.
You pretend to be Joy.

What? OK...

It was fine, I guess, I dunno.

Oh, very smooth.
That was just like Joy!

Something is definitely going on!

She's never acted like this, before.
What should we do?

We're gonna find out
what's happening.

But we'll need support.
Signal the husband.

Ahem!

With a nice pass, over to Reed,
coming across center-ice.

Ahem!

Uh-oh!
She's looking at us.

- What did she say?
- What?

Oh, sorry sir,
no one was listening.

Is it garbage night?
We left the toilet seat up?

What? What is it, woman? What?

- He's making that stupid face again.
- I could strangle him right now!

Signal him again.

Ah! So...

Riley, how was school?

- Aw, Seriously?
- You gotta be kidding me!

For this, we gave up that
Brazilian helicopter pilot?!

Move! I'll be joy.

School was great, alright!

Riley?
Is everything OK?

Argh...

Sir, she just rolled
her eyes at us.

What is her deal?

Alright, make a show of force.
I don't wanna have to put the foot down.

No, not the foot!

Riley, I do not like
this new attitude.

Oh, I'll show you attitude,
old man!

No, no-no, stay happy.

What is your problem?
Just leave me alone!

Sir, reporting high level
of sass.

Take it to DefCon 2.

Your heard that gentlemen.
DefCon 2!

Listen, young lady,

I don't know where this
disrespectful attitude came from.

You wanna piece of this, pops?
Come and get it!

Yeah? Well, well...

Here it comes.
Prepare the foot!

Keys, to Safety Position!

Ready to launch
on your command, sir.

Aaargh!

Just, shut up!

Fire!

That's it.
Go to your room!

Now!

Hah!

Gah!

Foot is down.
The foot is down!

Good job, gentlemen.
That could've been a disaster.

Well, that was a disaster.

Come, fly with me, gatinha.
(kitten)

- Ah!
- Ahh!

We're gonna walk
out there, on that?

It's the quickest way back.

But it's right over
the Memory Dump.

If we fall, we'll be
forgotten forever.

We have to do this for Riley.

Just follow my footsteps.

It's not that high.
It's totally, ..

Woa-ah.

Hey.

So...

Things got a little out
of hand downstairs.

Do you wanna talk about it?

Come on.
Where's my happy girl?

Monkey. Ooo-oo.

Oh! He's trying to start up Goofball.

Come on. Ooo-oo-a-a-aa!

Aah!

Go back! Turn around!

What the...?

I get it.

You need some alone time.

We'll talk later.

- We have a major problem.
- Oh, Joy, where are you?

We lost Goofball Island.

That means she can
lose Friendship,

and Hockey and
Honesty and Family.

You can fix this, right, Joy?

- I-I don't know.
- Ohhh!

But we have to try. OK, come on.

- Riley's gone to sleep.
- Ohhh!

Which is a good thing...
When you think about it,

because nothing else bad
can happen while she's asleep.

We'll be back to Headquarters
before she wakes up.

We'll just go across
Friendship Island.

- Oh, we'll never make it!
- No-no-no...

Don't obsess over the
weight of life's problems.

Remember the funny movie
where the dog dies.

Oh Sadness, we don't have
time for this.

We'll just have to go around.

Take the scenic route.

Wait, Joy, you can get lost
in there.

- Think positive.
- OK.

I'm positive you will
get lost in there.

That's long term memory.

An endless warren
of corridors and shelves.

I read about it in the manuals.

The manuals?
The manuals!

- You read the manuals.
- Yeah.

So you know the way back
to headquarters.

- I guess.
- Woo-Hnn-nn!

You are my map.

Let's go! Lead on, my map.

Show me where we're going.

OK, only...

I'm too sad to walk.

Just give me a few... hours.

- Which way, left?
- Right.

No, I mean go left.

I said left was right,
like, correct.

OK.

This actually feels kinda nice.

OK, here we go.

We'll be back to
Headquarters before morning.

We can do it. This'll be easy!

This is working!

This is not working.

- Are we getting close?
- Yeah, just another right.

And a left and then another left.

Are you sure you know
where we're going?

'Cause we seem to be
walking away from Headquarters.

Oh, Riley's awake.

Oh! Oh, uh!

Don't.
Don't touch, remember?

If you touch them, they stay sad.

Oh, sorry, I- I won't.

- Starting now.
- I can't take much more of this.

Forget'em!

- Mind workers.
- But, Joy, we're almost oh.

Phone numbers.
We don't need all these.

They're in her phone.

- Just forget all that.
- Excuse me. Hi!

Forget it!

I need to find
Friendship Island.

4 years of piano lessons!

- Yeah, looks pretty faded.
- You know what?

Save Chopsticks and
Heart and Soul, get rid of the rest.

- Are you?...
- US presidents, what do you think?

Just keep Washington,
Lincoln and the fat one.

- Forget'em!
- Hey!

You can't throw those away.
Those are perfectly good memories.

The names of every
Cutiepie princess doll?

Yes, that is critical information.

- Glitter storm, Honey pants...
- Forget'em!

- Hey, bring those back!
- They're in the Dump.

- Nothing comes back from the Dump.
- Yeah. Look, lady, this is our job, OK?

When Riley doesn't care
about a memory, it fades.

- Fades?
- Happens to the best of'em.

Except for this bad boy.
This one will never fade.

♪ Tripledent gum will make you...

The song from the
gum commercial?

You know, sometimes we send that one
up to Headquarters for no reason.

Just plays in Rileys head over
and over again like a million times.

Let's watch it again.

Yeah, I know. We all know the song.
OK, real catchy.

- Hey, what do you think,
should we do it? - Yeah.

OK. Here we go!
Ha-ha-ha.

♪ Tripledent gum...

What the?... This again?

Oh, Great!

Wait, do you know how to
get to Friendship Island?

Do you like it there?
Did you feel any earthquakes?

Is the bridge cool?

Yeah, it's good.
What happened with the playoffs?

We won the first game. Coach says we
might actually go to the finals this year.

Oh, and we got this new girl
on the team. She's so cool!

- Ah, she did not just say that!
- A new girl?

Meg has a new friend already?

- Grr!
- Hey-hey! Stay happy.

We do not wanna lose
any more islands here, guys.

We can pass the puck to each other
without even looking.

It's like mind reading.

You like to read minds, Meg?

I got something for you
to read right here!

W-wait, let's just be calm
for 1 sec...

Aaargh!

- I gotta go.
- What?

I gotta go!

Wait, could you just please
tell me which way is...

Oh no!

Friendship Island! What?

Not Friendship!

Oh, Riley loved that one.
And now it's gone.

Goodbye, Friendship.
Hello, Loneliness.

Grrr!

We'll just have to go the long way.

Yeah, the long long long, way.

I'm ready.

There's gotta be a better way.

- Oo,well look at you!
- Huh?

I will take you, but not you.

Oh, who am I kidding?
I can't leave you!

Hello!

- Aah!
- Wait. Hey, wait!

No, wait. Stop.

- Excuse me.
- Aah!

Oh, I was, I was looking for....

- diversion!
- What?

Ha ha, so long, sucker!

Ow, I hurt all over!

Wait, I know you.

No, you don't.
I get that a lot.

- I look like a lot of people.
- No no! I do.

Bing Bong!
Riley's imaginary friend.

- You really do know me?
- Of course!

Riley loved playing with you.
You two were best friends.

Oh, you would know!

- We're trying to get back to Headquarters.
- Headquarters?

- You guys are from Headquarters?
- Well, yeah.

I'm Joy. This is Sadness.

- You're Joy, the Joy?
- M-hm!

What the heck
are you doing out here?

That's a good question.
Wanna answer that, Sadness?

Without you,
I won't ever be happy.

We can't have that,
we gotta get you back!

I'll tell you what, follow me.

Thank you. It is so great
to see you again.

I gotta tell you, I am such
a huge fan of your work.

Do you remember when you and
Riley were in a band? Ha-ha!

I went to all of your concerts.

Yeah, I blow a mean nose.

- Watching you play tag was such a treat.
- 2 time world champ!

Oh, and remember your rocket?

Of course, it runs
on song power!

That's right, your theme song.

♪ - Who's your friend who likes to play?
- Bing Bong, Bing Bong.

♪ - His rocket makes you yell Hooray!
- Bing Bong, Bing Bong.

What exactly are you
supposed to be?

You know it's unclear.
I'm mostly cotton candy, but,

shape-wise, I'm part cat,
part elephant, part dolphin.

Dolphin?

[Ki-ki-ki-ki...!]

You gotta remember, when Riley
was 3, animals were all the rage.

The cow goes, moo,
the horse goes, neigh.

It's all people talked about
back then.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's true.

What are you doing out here?

Well, there's not much call
for imaginary friends, lately.

So, I, you know...

Hey, hey, don't be sad.

Tell you what, when I get
back up to Headquarters,

I'll make sure Riley remembers you.

- You will?
- Of course! She'd love that.

Ha-haa! This is the greatest
day of my life!

Hot-cha-cha...

Ow ow ow...

- Are you OK?
- Hey, what's going on?

I cry candy.

- Try the caramel, it's delicious.
- Oo!

Woah!

- Oo! Here use this.
- Thanks.

Oh, hold on. Wait a second.

It always get stuck
at the bottom.

Here.

Wha...? It's imaginary!

Thanks! This will
make it a lot easier

to walk back to Headquarters.

Walk?! We're not walking.

We're taking the Train of Thought.

The Train, of course!

That is so much faster.
But how do we catch it?

Well, it kinda goes
all over the place

but there is a station
in Imagination Land.

I know a shortcut.
Come on, this way.

Oh, I'm so glad we ran into you.

The station is right in here.
After you.

- Joy.
- What?

I read about this
place in the manual

We shouldn't go in there.

Bing Bong says it's the
quickest way to Headquarters.

No, but Joy,
this is abstract thought.

What are you talking about?
I go in here all the time.

It's a shortcut, you see?

D-A-N-G-E-R: Shortcut!

I'll prove it to you.

Look at me.

I'm closer to the station.

'Cause I'm taking the shortcut.

Let's go around. This way.

Almost there, now!

If you wanna walk
the long way, go for it.

But Riley needs to be happy.

I'm not missing that Train.

Bing Bong knows
what he is doing.

He's part dolphin,
they're very smart.

Well, I guess.

OK, what abstract concept

are we trying to
comprehend today?

Ahm, loneliness.

Hm, looks like there's
something in there.

I'm gonna turn it on for a minute
and burn out the gunk.

What did I tell ya?
You'll be in Headquarters in no time!

Hey, will you look at that?

- Woah! What's happening?
- Oh no, they turned it on!

Huh? Never seen this before.

Whaaat?!

Aahh!

My face!

My beautiful face! No!

- What is going on?
- We're abstracting.

There are 4 stages.
This is the first.

Non-objective fragmentation.

Alright, do not panic!

What is important
is that we all stay together.

- Oh!
- Ah!

We're in the second stage,
we’re deconstructing!

Run!

Ah, I can't feel my legs!

Oh, there they are.

Come here, me!

We gotta get outta here, before
we're not even shape and color!

We'll get stuck here forever!

Bong, why did we come in here?

I told you, it's a shortcut.

The Train!

Oh no, we're 2 dimensional!
That's stage 3.

We're getting nowhere.

- Depth! I'm lacking depth.
- Come on!

We can't fit.

Oh no, we're not figurative!
This is the last stage.

We're not gonna make it.

Ohh!

Wait, we're 2 dimensional.
Fall on your face.

Stop. Stop!

Oh, no!
You said that was a shortcut.

I did. But wow, we should not
have gone in there!

That was dangerous.
They, really, should put up a sign.

- How long till the next Train?
- Who knows?

But don’t worry.
There's another station. That way.

The Train always stops there,
right before it goes to Headquarters.

If we hurry, we can catch it.

This isn't another one
of your shortcuts, is it?

Ha-ha-ha! Yeah!

Is there really another station?

Uh-huh. Through there.

Welcome to Imagination Land!

Imagination Land?

Sure, I come here all the time.

I'm practically the mayor.

Hey, you guys hungry?

There's French Fry Forest.

No way?! Ha-ha-ha!

Check it out. Trophy Town.

Medals, ribbons...

everyone's a winner.

I won first place!

Me too!

Oh, participation award!

Wait, is that?...
Is that a?... Look.

It's Cloud Town.

That's my favorite, hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Oh, it's so soft.
- O-ho, let me try.

Hey, what's the big idea?

You'd better fix that wall

or else you're in big trouble.

- Oh no, lava!
- Woo. Woah!

Imagination Land is the best.

Oh, is it all gonna be
so interactive?

Hey look, the House of Cards!

Oh, wait!
Hang on just a minute.

Ah, your rocket!

Yeah, I stashed it in there
for safekeeping.

And now I'm all set
to take Riley to the moon!

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Great!

-Oh, I love Imagination Land!
- Isn't it great?

And there's always
something new like...

- Who the heck is that?
- Imaginary boyfriend.

- I would die for Riley.
- Oh, blekh!

- I've never seen him before.
- I live in Canada.

Anyway. This way, through Preschool World.
We're nearly to the train.

Riley, here we come.
Woo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha!

This should be fun.
New team, new friends...

There kids look pretty good.

Considering they're from
San Francisco. Heheh!

- Gotta go.
- OK. Good luck, sweetie!

Luck isn't going to help us now.

If she tries to use Hockey Island,
it's going down.

Which is why, I've recalled

every hockey memory
I can think of.

One of these has gotta work

in place of the core memory.

- She's about to play.
- Hurry.

Ha ha! We did it gang.

It's working!

Oh!

Line change! Change it up!

Haha! No-no. Aahh!

It's like we don't learn anything.

- That's it!
- No no, breathe...

find your happy place.

Aaarggh!

- Riley, what's wrong?
- Let's go.

- You're not going to finish tryouts?
- What's the point?

Hey, it'll be alright. Let's just...

Stop saying everything will be alright!

Nice hustling, ladies!

Hockey?!

Oh no no, she loves hockey,

she can't give up hockey!

Bing Bong, we have to get to
that station.

Sure thing. This way,
just past Graham Cracker Castle.

Hey, that's weird! Graham Cracker
Castle used to be right here,

I wonder why they moved it.

I would've sworn, Sparkle Pony
Mountain was right here.

- Hey, what's going on?
- Y-yeah, I dunno,

- we'll have to come back.
- Princess Dreamworld!

Oh, the Stuffed Animal
Hall of Fame!

My rocket?

Wait, Riley and I we're still
using that rocket.

It still has some song power left.

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?
- ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

No! No no.

You can't take my
rocket to the Dump.

Riley and I are
going to the moon!

Riley can't be done with me?

Hey, it's gonna be OK!

We can fix this!

We just need to get
back to Headquarters.

Which way to the Train station?

I had a whole trip
planned for us.

Hey, who's ticklish?

Here comes the tickle monster!

Hey, Bing Bong, look at this.

Blgoyoyngg!

Oh, here's a fun game.

You point to the Train station

and we all go there.

Won't that be fun?

Come on,
let's go to the Train station!

I'm sorry they took your rocket.

They took something
that you loved.

It's gone, forever.

- Sadness, don't make him feel worse.
- Sorry.

It's all I had left of Riley.

I bet you and Riley
had great adventures.

Oh, they were wonderful.

Once, we flew back in time.

We had breakfast twice that day.

Sadness.

It sounds amazing.
I bet Riley liked it.

Oh, she did.

We were best friends.

Yeah. It's sad.

Wha...?

I'm OK now.

Come on.

The Train station is this way.

- How did you do that?
- Oh, I don't know.

I feel he's sad, so,
I listen to what...

Hey! ... There's the Train.

Oh, we made it, we're
finally gonna get home!

Oh no, these facts and
opinions look so similar.

Ah, don't worry about it.
Happens all the time.

On a scale of 1 to 10.

I give this day an 'F'.

Well, why don't we quit standing
around and do something.

Like what, genius?

Like quitting.
That's what I'm doing.

Sure, it's the coward's way out.

But this coward's gonna survive!

Emotions can't quit, genius.

Ugh! I thought we're supposed
to be keeping Riley happy.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!

Aha! Ho ho ho...

- What is it?
- Oh nothing.

- Just the best idea ever.
- What?

All the good core memories
were made in Minnesota.

Ergo, we go back to Minnesota
and make more. Ta-dah!

Wait wait wait.
You're saying, we run away?

Well, I wouldn't call it that.

I'd call it the Happy Core Memory
Development Program.

- You can't be serious.
- Hey, our life was perfect.

Until Mon and Dad decided to
move to San Fran-stinko.

But, I mean, it's just so drastic.

Need I remind you of how
great things were there?

Our room. Our backyard.
Our friends.

♪ Tripledent gum will make you smile

Did I ask for the gum commercial?

Anyway, it was better.
That's my point.

- Yeah, Riley was happier in Minnesota.
- Wait. Hold on.

Shouldn't we just sleep
on this or something?

Fine, let's sleep on it.

Because, hey, I'm sure
jolly fun-filled times

are just around the corner.

Huh?

Hey hey, why aren't we moving?

Riley's gone to sleep.
We're all on break.

You mean we're stuck here
until morning?

Yeah, the Train of Thought
doesn't run while she's asleep.

- Oh, we can't wait that long.
- How about we wake her up.

Sadness, that's ridiculous.

How can we possibly...

- How about we wake her up.
- Great idea Joy.

Thanks, come on!

Woh, this place is huge!

It looks so much smaller
than I expected.

Wow, 'I Can Fly'!
I love that one!

Rainbow Unicorn.
She's right there.

My friend says you're famous.

- She wants your autograph.
- No no, Sadness.

Don't bother Miss Unicorn, OK?

Sorry she's from out of town.

It's so embarrassing, right?

I loved you in
Fairy Dream Adventure part 7.

OK bye. I love you.

Hah! Wonder what that means?

Oh well, let's go in.

Set up the classroom set.

Today's memories are in.
We've got a lot to work with here.

Riley dumped her best friend,

had a miserable day
at school and quit hockey.

The writers have put
together a killer script.

Just because Joy and Sadness are gone,
I have to do stupid dream duty.

OK, how are we
gonna wake her up?

Well, she wakes up sometimes
when she has a scary dream.

- We could scare her.
- Scare her?

- No no. She's been through
enough already. - But, Joy.

Sadness, you may know your
way around down here.

But I know Riley.

We're gonna make her so happy,

she'll wake up with exhilaration

We'll excite her awake.

That's never happen before.

Oo, Riley loves dogs.
Put this on.

I don't think that'll work.

- Bing Bong.
- Yeah.

Don't let anything
happen to these.

Got it.

M-hm! Add the reality
distortion filter.

Love it. Remember, play
to the camera everyone.

Riley is the camera.
Make-up get outta there.

We are on in 5 4 3...

Hello class!

Before we begin
today’s pop quiz...

Man, she is one bad actress!

...final grade,

I want to introduce our new student.

Riley, would you like to stand
up and introduce yourself?

Camera.

And, cue Riley.

My name is Riley Anderson.

I'm from Minnesota
and now I live here.

Ew! Look, her teeth
are falling out.

That's gross!

Teeth falling out. Pfft!
Yeah, I'm used to that one.

Lemme guess,
we have no pants on.

Hey, look, she came to school
with no pants on!

Called it!

- Ready? - I don't think this
happy thing is going to work.

- But if we scare her.
- Just follow my lead.

Here we go.

- Aahh, oo!
- Bark-bark-bark!

- Who is that?
- Uhm.. what's going on?

Psst, you're on, go!

Wooh, let's party!
Let's dance. Wooh!

Hey, a party!

Bark-bark-bark!

Joy, this isn't working.

No.

Huh? ... Sadness,
what are you doing?

Come back here.

It's just a dream. It's just a dream.
It's just a dream.

They're trying to wake her up!

Call security!

- Hi Riley, it's me!
- Bing Bong?!

♪ ...friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing Bong

Sadness, you are ruining this dream.

- You're scaring her.
- But look, it's working.

Woh!

They're not part of this dream.
Get them.

Stop right there!

Pan away. Pan away!

Boo! Pick a plot line!

Ow, careful!

You can't do this!
I know people in Headquarters.

No-no-no...

There go the core memories!

Come on.

- What is this place?
- The subconscious.

It's where they take
all the troublemakers.

My hat feels loose.

How do we get in?

Have you got my hat,
or is that your hat?

Yeah, it's my hat.

You sure?
I dunno, look on the label.

Yeah, it says my hat.

- Wait, it says "my hat"?
- "My hat", it says.

- That's what I wrote in my hat.
- What are you talking about?

- Ah, you got my hat on.
- OK, it's my hat.

- Hey you!
- Oh, you caught us.

Get back in there!
No escaping.

Oh!

I don't like it here.

It's where they keep
Riley's darkest fears.

It's broccoli.

The stairs to the basement.

Grandma's vacuum cleaner, aah!

OK, come on.

- Would you walk quieter.
- I'm trying.

What is going...

Candy wrappers?

- Bing Bong!
- Joy?

- There you are!
- Shh!

Uhh!

It's Jangles!

Who's the birthday girl?
Birthday girl?

- Do you have the core memories?
- Yeah.

All he cared about
was the candy.

Shh!

We're outta here.
Let's get to that Train.

Wait, the Train's not running.

We still have to wake up Riley.

But how?

Oh no!

Hey Sadness, did you hear about

the p-party they were having?

Yeah, yeah Joy.
Isn't it a b-b-birthday party?

Did you say birthday?

- And there's going to be cake and presents.
- And games and balloons.

A Birthday?

OK, follow us.

Nothing like a good scare
to wake you up, right?

OK, but it's my handwriting.

No, it isn't.
It's my hat, I wrote that.

No, but this one's my ha...

Who's the birthday girl?

Aah!

- Woo-hoo!
- Come on, let's go!

- Ha ha, we made it!
- Ha ha!

Guess who's on their way
to Headquarters?

We are!

- What is going on?
- He did it again.

We were at school and we were naked,
and there was a dog...

The back half was...
was chasing it...

- It was Bing Bong.
- You idiot, it was a dream!

This is ridiculous!

We can't even get a good
night sleep anymore.

Time to take action.

Stupid Mon and Dad,
if they hadn't moved us

none of this would have happened.

Who's with me?

Yeah, let's do it.

She took it.
There's no turning back.

So, how are we going to
get to Minnesota from here?

Well, why don't we go down to

the elephant lot and
rent an elephant?

Hey, that sounds nice!

We're taking the bus, nitwit!

There's a bus leaving
tomorrow. Perfect!

A ticket costs money.
How do we get money?

- Mom's purse.
- Oh, you wouldn't!

Oh, but I would.
Where was it we saw it last?

♪ Tripledent gum...
- NOOO!! - Aah!

It's downstairs somewhere.

Mom and Dad got us into this mess,
they can pay to get us out.

How about this, huh?
Is this nice?

You can see everything
from up here.

Look, there's Inductive Reasoning.
There's Deja Vu.

There's Language Processing.
There's Deja Vu.

There's Critical Thinking.
There's Deja Vu.

And look at this, guys.
Memories!

Hey, that was a good idea,

about scaring Riley awake.

- You're not so bad.
- Really?

Nice work.

Ah, I can't wait to get
the old Riley back.

As soon as we get there,
I'm gonna fix this whole mess.

Wow, is this Riley?

She's so big now,
she won't fit in my rocket.

How are we gonna
get to the moon?

Oh, it's that time in the
Twistee Tree, remember?

The hockey team showed up and
Mon and Dad were there cheering.

Look at her, having fun and laughing.

- Ah, I love this one.
- Hm, I love that one too.

- Atta girl! Now you're getting it.
- Yeah.

It was the day the Prairie Dogs
lost the big playoff game.

Riley missed the winning shot.
She felt awful, she wanted to quit.

Sorry, I went sad again,
didn't I?

I'll tell you what, we can keep working
on that when we get back, OK?

OK.

I just don't understand.

Why did our moving van
even go to Texas?

Multiple customers?

Well, we were promised
delivery on the 5th.

Uh-huh.

Excuse me, isn't there
any way that you can rush it?

Honesty Island?

Look out!

Aaahh!

Come on!

Hold on!

- Hurry up.
- Jump over here!

- Go-go-go.
- I got it.

- Pull!
- Pull!

That was our way home.

We lost another island.
What is happening?

Haven't you heard?
Riley's running away.

What?

Wait wait! Hang on, guys.

Are we really doing this?
This is serious.

Look, we have no core memories.

You want Riley to be happy?

Let's get back to Minnesota
and make more.

Joy, if we hurry,
we can still stop her.

Family Island. Let's go!

Joy!

Joy, it's too dangerous,
we won't make it in time.

But, that's our only way back.

A recall tube.

We can get recall.

Have a great day, sweetheart.

- See you after school, monkey.
- We love you.

Go, run run! Go!

Whoa-whoa, Sadness!

Sadness, stop!

- You're hurting Riley.
- No no no, I did it again!

If you get in here,
these core memories will get sad.

I'm sorry.

- Riley needs to be happy.
- Joy?

Aaah!

Joy! Aaah!

Joy!

Joy?

Joy!

Joy, Joy, what are you doing?
Will you stop it, please.

Don't you get it, Joy?
We're stuck down here!

We're forgotten.

(We used to play tag, and stuff.)

(But, everything's different now.)

(Since we moved.)

Do you remember,

how she used to stick her tongue
out when she was coloring?

I could listen to
her stories all day.

I just wanted
Riley to be happy.

It was the day the Prairie Dogs
lost the big playoff game.

Riley missed the winning shot.
She felt awful.

She wanted to quit.

Sadness.

Mom and Dad, the team;

they came to help
because of sadness.

We have to get back up there.

Joy, we're stuck down here.

We might as well be
on another planet.

Another planet.

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

♪ Who's the best in every way,
and wants to sing this song to say.

♪Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing Bong.

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

Hop in.

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing Bong.

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"
Bing Bong, Bing Bong.

♪ Who's the best in every way,
and wants to sing this song to say.

♪ ...Bing Bong. His rocket makes you
yell "Hooray!" Bing Bong, Bing Bong

♪ Who's the best in every way,
and wants to sing this song to say...

Aah!

Come on!

♪ ...Bing bong ...
Bing bong, Bing bong

♪ Who's the best in every way,
and wants to sing this song to say...

Aah!

Ah!

Come on Joy, one more time.

I got a feeling about this one.

♪ ...Bing Bong. His rocket makes you
yell "Hooray!" Bing Bong, Bing Bong.

♪ Who's the best in every way,
and wants to sing this song to say.

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing Bong.

Louder! Louder!
Joy, sing louder!

We're gonna make it!

Woo-hoo!

Bing Bong, we did it!

We... Bing Bong?

Bing Bong!

Ha ha! You made it!
Ha ha!

Go! Go save Riley.
Ha ha ha!

Take her to the moon for me, OK?

Oh!

Oh!

I'll try, Bing Bong.

I promise.

We're home!

Riley? Riley!

I'll call her cell.

Oh, this is terrible!

Wait, is that someone
walking towards us?

L-Let's cross the street.

It's Mom! She's onto us!

- What do we do?
- Where's my bag?

Riley needs to get
core memories.

We keep going.

Sadness!

Oh!

Sadness! Sadness?

Come on, Sadness, where are you?

OK, if I were Sadness,
where would I be?

Oh, everything is awful
and my legs don't work.

And you have to drag me around
while I touch all the...

Oh no, it's Mom again.
What do we do?

Uh.

This is madness!
She shouldn't run away!

Let's get this idea
out of her head.

Sadness?

- Sadness!
- Joy?

Wait, Sadness!

Just let me go.
Riley's better off without me.

Come back!

OK, now. You're saying
your husband was

blown away by an elephant.

- Was he with anyone?
- Yes, and there she is!

Hey, come back here!

Forget it Jake.
It's cloud talk.

- Sadness!
- Boo-hoo-hoo!

I only make everything worse!

Wait. Sadness, we gotta
get you back to...

- Hnngh! It's stuck!
- Oh, great!

- What do you mean it's stuck?
- Now what?

No-no-no! What is this?

- How do we stop it?
- I got it.

Make her feel scared.
That'll make her change her mind.

- Brilliant.
- I know it's brilliant. Do it.

Nothing's working.
Why isn't it working?

- Lemme try!
- Wait. You broke it. - No.

- Move. Move.
- Let me do it. Get outta here!

No.

Guys, we can't make
Riley feel anything.

What have we done?

Hey! Hey, look at me.
Did you mean what you said before?

I would die for Riley.
I would die for Riley.

Yeah, OK, haircut.
Time to prove it!

I would die for Riley.
I would die for Riley.

I would die for Riley.
I would die for Riley.

Ah, hoo-hoo!
Boo hoo-hoo!

That's it, I fold!

Whoaaaa!

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

Whoa.
OK. Whoa.

- Woo-woo-woo.
- Woh.

This is crazy.
This is crazy.

No no, Joy, be positive.

I am positive this is crazy!

Now!

For Riley...
For Riley...

- Joy?
- Hang on.

Oh, I wish Joy was here.

It's Joy!

Stand back... Yah!

- That worked.
- Well, what would you do if you're so smart?

I'd tell you, but you're
too dumb to understand.

- What?
- Of course, your tiny brain is confused.

Guess I'll just have to dumb it
down to your level.

Sorry I don't speak moron
as well as you. But let me try.

Duh!

Arrrghh!

Oh, thank goodness you're back!

- Things are really messed up.
- We found this idea...

Oh no!

Joy, you got to fix this.
Get out there.

- Sadness, it's up to you.
- Me?

- Sadness?!
- Sadness?!

- I can't, Joy.
- Yes you can.

Riley, needs you.

OK.

Wait, stop!
I wanna get off.

Alright, thank you, we will.

Her teacher hasn't even
seen Riley all day.

- What?
-What was she wearing last?

- Can't believe this.
- Do you remember what...

- Riley! - There you are,
thank goodness!

Oh, we were worried sick.
Where have you been? It's so late!

(Riley, what happened?
Are you alright?)

I know you don't want me to, but,

I miss home.

I miss Minnesota.

You need me to be happy.

But,

I want my old friends
and hockey team.

I wanna go home.

Please don't be mad.

- Oh, sweetie!
- We're not mad.

You know what?
I miss Minnesota too.

I miss the woods
where we took hikes.

And the backyard
where you used to play.

Spring Lake,
where you learned to skate.

Come here.

Hey, I'm liking this new view.

Friendship Island's expanded.

Glad they finally opened that
friendly argument section.

I like
Tragic Vampire Romance Island.

Fashion Island!
Oh, everyone shut up.

Boy Band Island?
That's just a phase.

Say what you want,
I think it's all beautiful.

Alright, here you go.

Your new expanded console
is up and running.

- Oh!
- Wow!

- Cool, upgrade.
- Woo.

Hey, ho ho!
Whoops, did I just do that?

OK. Guys, what's 'pooberty'.

I dunno...
It's probably not important.

Wo-ho! I have access to the
entire curse word library.

This new console is the
sh [beep] ...

Sorry, I did it again. My bad.

They're getting to the rink.

Now, when you get out there,
you be aggressive.

- I know Dad.
- Not too aggressive.

You know, you guys don't have
to come to every game.

Are you kidding?
I'm not missing one!

- Go Fog Horns!
- Go Riley!

Foooogggg Hornnnns
- OK, OK,

Foooogggg Hornnnns
- I gotta go.

Foooogggg Hornnnns
- the beeeessst!

- Oh.
- They love us.

Yeah, Mom and Dad are pretty cool.

Guys, of course they are.
But we can't show it.

Yeah!
Yeah!

She loved the face painting.

Told you it was a great idea.

- Best idea he's had in a while.
- He's a really good guy.

- Ah!
- Oh!

Just in case.

Oh.

Sorry.

- Aww!
- GIRL! GIRL!

- Oh oh!
- GIRL!

OK. Bye.

Hey Riley!

- You ready?
- Yeah.

Alright.
Let's play some hockey!

- Alright, Anger, take over.
- Give us that puck or you're dead meat!

On her left.
On her left!

Let's just try not to get
all smelly this time.

Oh, Mom and Dad
are watching us fail.

Not for long!

We've been through a lot
lately that's for sure.

But we sill love our girl.

She has great new friends
and great new house.

Things couldn't be better!

After all, Riley's 12 now.

What could happen?

♪Subtitles corrected by♪ XQ2☻♥

And who can tell me what year
San Francisco was founded.

Anyone?

- Jordan.
- Uh...

How much more of this?

5 months 2 weeks and 4 days
until summer vacation.

Then it's off to the Bahamas
with you know who.

Come, fly with me, gatinha.

- Ah!
- Ah!

Have a nice day.

What are we mad about?

I dunno,
whatever Troy is mad about.

What's Troy mad about?

- I dunno.
- I dunno.

I know. Totally!♥

We're a total fraud.
Do you think they can see through us?

Of course not,
we're wearing eye shadow!

Being cool is so exhausting!

Who's the birthday girl, huh?

Hey! ... Hello?

6 years of drama school
for this!

- What?
- Let's move!

Look, this is OK.
This is fine.

We just need to go
to our happy place.

♪ Tripledent gum will make you smile
- Arrgh! - Arrgh!

I smell food.

The man has food.

Get the food.