I Got Five on it 3 (2020) - full transcript
Continue the hysterical misadventures of Barney Bumble and his homies. While Barney's away at seminary school, Oscar and Jimmy run his dispensary. Meanwhile, Barney's bitter enemies are released from prison and looking for payback.
♪ Got a one-track mind ♪
♪ And you're a
grind for the dodo ♪
♪ Stay on my toes ♪
♪ And keep an eye
out for the po-po ♪
♪ We're nationals
who must arrest ♪
♪ You be so low, though ♪
♪ Pay no mind the bitch ass ♪
haters 'cause they homos ♪
♪ When they care about money ♪
♪ Never sweated any broke hoes ♪
♪ I handle shit with knuckles ♪
♪ Throwin' combos and bolos ♪
♪ With some Thai style I ♪
could blow fast or flow slow ♪
Damn, Mario, can't you hear?
Damn fool, why
didn't you knock?
I could've had my dick
hanging out or something.
I did knock.
Turn that crap down
before you go deaf.
Shit, we can get home
invaded right now
and you wouldn't hear nothing.
I could've been getting
raped right now.
Who's gonna rape you, fool?
A crack-head?
Ha, laugh it up.
You know I got honeys
lining up for me anyways.
Right.
What do you want fool?
Have you seen my Maxim?
No.
How about that old Playboy
you had lying around?
Nah man, I threw that
out like two weeks ago.
The pages got sticky.
Why, what are you
trying to do with it?
You know that chick I
had over here last night?
Yeah bro, she looked cool.
She cut out after
using the bathroom.
Hey, you ain't
blaming me, right?
I went straight to my room.
I didn't cock block.
Nah, it wasn't you.
It's just like, I
don't understand.
She was all over me.
She had me hard as a villain,
then she excused herself,
used the restroom.
You know, I thought
she was gonna like,
freshen up or something.
But then she cut out on me
and left me with this
raging case of blue balls.
What?
Bitch didn't
even say bye, dude.
That's cold-blooded, fool.
But that's the one thing
a girl won't put up with.
A dirty toilet.
Bro, you're the one that
pisses all over the place.
Hey, I can't help it if I
piss sideways in the morning.
It's the boner,
it's not my fault.
It's your crooked dick, bro.
Didn't your parents teach
you to piss on the Cheerio?
Piss on the Cheerio,
what the fuck is that?
Yeah, piss on the Cheerio.
That's how parents
potty train little boys.
They put a Cheerio in there,
and they tell the boys to aim,
make it into a little game.
And that's how you learned?
No man, they were
always at work.
My sister raised me.
And they were always too lazy
to show me how to do it right,
so I just learned how
to piss sitting down,
the way they did.
Damn bro, you better
keep that shit to yourself.
TMI for real.
What do you need the
magazines for, anyway?
Fuck, my nuts are fucking
killing me right now, man.
I'm just gonna fucking go to
the pot and bust a quick one.
Again, homie, TMI, TMI.
Hey, what about those
department store ads?
You know, JC Penney,
Or Macy's or something.
The department store
ads, what the fuck?
The bra ads man, titty.
You got issues, bro.
It's a good things
I threw those out.
Man.
Hey, the TV Guide's got
some chick on the cover.
Oh yeah?
Where's it at?
It's right there on
the side of the couch.
Little couch or big couch?
The big one.
All right
Damn.
Koala, Oprah.
Guess you'll have to do.
♪ Wait, hidden all over ♪
♪ You can smell the
aroma of the doja ♪
♪ I thought I told
ya, bring some dough ♪
♪ Or you ain't getting
smoked off my Os ♪
♪ This thing ain't killing me ♪
♪ A hustler got to eat too ♪
♪ Jim and Oscar and ♪
Arnie, that's my crew ♪
♪ I thought you knew we only ♪
fussed with the 'rilla ♪
♪ That's why I listen ♪
to Dark Room Familia ♪
♪ I'm a winner ♪
God damn it, Chico.
Don't look at my
fucking sausage.
Look over there.
All right brown
sugar, take me home.
Oh, such nice lips.
Oh yeah.
Ooh, that smile.
Oh yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Come on Mario, get
the fucking door!
♪ All the bitches say ♪
my sack is delicious ♪
Oh, lips.
Damn it Mario, get
the fucking door!
♪ With the hoes I can see ♪
♪ I roll the blunts like ♪
they supposed to be ♪
♪ All these bitches say ♪
my sack is delicious ♪
♪ So vicious, I'm so vicious ♪
Someone's getting
busy in there.
Don't have time
for this, though.
Come on Mario, get
the fucking door.
Fuck!
First it's you Chico, now this
fucking idiot at the door.
Fuck you Chico.
What?
What is it?
Sorry to bother you, sir.
I just have a letter
for Arnie here.
It's certified.
Oh.
I'm Arnie.
Yeah.
Did I catch you at a bad time?
Oh.
Yeah I was kind of busy.
What's
all the commotion?
Oh, one of this
type of parties, huh?
Sorry to interrupt, fellas.
Oh hell no, hey, you
got it all wrong man.
Hey, I don't judge.
To each their own.
What?
That's my cousin.
Your cousin?
Now that's fucking disgusting?
You know what's disgusting?
That fucking shirt is too small,
it looks like a sausage skin!
What the fuck?
He thinks you and I,
ain't nothing like that happen
over here, mister post man.
Hey, just close the gate, man.
Sick fuck.
Let's see who
this letter's from.
Fuck that mailman.
Man, this
kush got me hot.
Where's the remote?
It's right there, behind
that pillow right there.
So who's that
letter from, anyway?
Shit.
And all
the homeboys want to do
is get high.
My neighborhood
is bone dry.
Now what I need you to do
is hook me up with
some of that rock.
It's from Barney.
"What's up, my Latino partner?
"What it do?
"It's ya boy Bumble representing
"the biggety biggety O out
here in seminary school.
"I'm just a week away
from gradge-a-natin',
"and becoming a full on fatha'
"They's talkin' bout
givin' me my ownes church
"out here in Sac.
"Now that's bummin' me out
"'cause I axed the main padre
"to get me something
closer to home.
"East Oakland, or even Hayward.
"Yeah-dad-I-mean?
"Well, we'll see what he says.
"Anyhows, I sent Oscar
and Jimmy kite as well.
"Better make sure them ninjas
"put up a pic I sent them
"on the wall at the shop.
"And make sure they's not
running it to the ground.
"I'm still an acting
partner in it.
"If you see Cheeto, tell
my cheesy-feasy folks
"I said what's up.
"I guess you can
also says what's up
"to your special
needs cousin, Mario."
Special needs?
"One love, your Bumble Barney.
"Here's a pic of me
with my collar on."
What?
Ha, look at this guy.
I still don't know why he
wanted to become a priest.
But he sure looks
like he's ready
to take some confessions.
He looks official.
You're right, though.
This motherfucker probably
only became a priest
to listen to these
bitches' dirty confessions.
That's what I would do.
Well, what do you
want to get in to, man?
I don't know, cuddy.
I'm almost out of OG.
I probably only got
enough for like one more.
Wanna hit up the
homies for a sack?
Yeah, let me just
finish up in the bathroom,
I'mma get ready.
You gonna finish up
with Bumble Barney's picture?
Sick bastard, I'm taking
this shit to my room.
Look, Chico and the mailman
fucked it up for me.
All right so what we have here
is a small Bumble White Widow,
a medium Bumble,
a Prince Purple,
and a small Bumble Einstein.
- Is that right?
- That's right homie.
114 even.
Damn.
Hey man, that's Cali taxes.
That's the price
of legalization.
Oh I know it.
Here you go, charge
it to the game.
That's right,
and on top of that,
you get to use your credit card.
I know.
Sign that with your finger.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Here you go.
And I'll see you
in a couple days.
All right.
Man, you know
Colorado wannna start
selling coke, man.
That was the first
place in the whole land
to go green, right?
Yeah, but now
they going all white.
It does snow there.
Yeah, it's gonna snow
like a motherfucker
there this year.
Hey so, this long
ass break you're on.
You ever gonna
come help me work?
Man, I told you
I'm constipated.
When I stand up it hurts, man.
It's only been 30 minutes.
Besides, right here on the box
it says you gotta
take two pills.
Oh so you want me shitting
my ass all day, right?
That's the whole point.
Then why don't you
stop slacking off
and answer that damn phone.
Says the motherfucker
sitting on his ass
not doing nothing,
not helping me clean.
You're damn right, and I'm
gonna sit on my black ass.
I got another five minutes,
so why don't you
shut the fuck up
and answer the phone?
You always seem
to be on break.
Hey man.
Bombalicious.
Products for the
mind, body, and soul.
Soul!
What it do, boy?
Hey what's up, Arnie?
I'm just here trying to get
this lazy bastard
to get off his ass
and help me do something.
Man, that's just
Jimmy being Jimmy.
He won't do shit
unless it involves
money, bitches, and weed.
It is true, that's true.
I know that fucking
crazy ass Mexican
ain't talking about
someone being lazy
as much as he is.
Hey hey, relax Spike Lee.
He just described you to a T.
Money, bitches, weed.
Well yeah, I don't need it in
that particular order, you
know what I mean?
So what's up?
I just wanted to roll through
and pick up a Bumble sack
of that Blueberry Purp.
You guys are not out, are you?
That fat motherfucker didn't
wipe you out again, did he?
Blueberry Purp.
Yeah he better get over here.
We got a lot in right
from East Palo Alto.
Better hurry up
before Zuckerburg
gets it all, man.
He's been wiping us out.
Nice, I'll be
through in about 30.
Just gonna pick up some
breakfast burritos first.
Do you want any?
No no, I don't
want any burritos.
Hey, and when you get here,
you better have some
fetti too, okay?
'Cause this shit ain't free.
Yeah.
Player's price though, right?
Of course man, you're fam.
Cool, don't trip
man, I got you.
I just got paid.
What do you mean paid?
Paid like you got a job?
Yeah man.
He says he has a job.
No.
Yeah man.
It pays hella good.
I only work on weekends.
Okay I'll bite.
Doing what?
Man, I ain't telling you shit.
You always hatin'.
You dress up like a clown
doing kids birthday parties.
No.
You just said you only
work on the weekends.
Stop being a pussy,
just tell me.
Damn, all right man, shit.
I work at the old folks home.
That's it?
That's it.
What'd he say?
You're lying.
Anyways, when you get here,
I'll get it out
of you, trust me.
Oscar.
Yes.
You're telling me to hurry,
but you're taking
up all my time.
Just hurry up.
Hey you better save me
some of that Blueberry.
I got you.
All right.
All right.
Late.
Later.
Is he coming?
He's coming.
Fucking weirdo.
Give me my towel back.
Go man, do something!
Damn dude.
I'm going on break now.
Where you going?
♪ I grew up in
that Hayward city ♪
♪ Life was shitty ♪
♪ Poor welfare, food ♪
stamps, but don't pity ♪
♪ North side represent ♪
♪ Red shirt, khaki pants ♪
♪ I came up in this feet ♪
♪ I take it a pinta chance ♪
♪ Got a sweet nine mil ♪
♪ Fuck, I hate Santa Rita ♪
♪ All my felonies bleeded ♪
down to misdemeanor ♪
♪ But these pigs wanna hassle ♪
♪ Fuck with my hustle ♪
♪ Pull that beater over in ♪
that old school bustle ♪
♪ Never got a break
got the feds ♪
So, how many years did
your twin brother serve?
My twin brother only
served three years.
I got 10.
I was a cop.
They wanted to make an example.
10 long years.
But I'm almost done.
Been in this
pre-release unit for,
I don't know, a week?
Any moment now, I
get my life back.
How about you?
Those whackas gave
me seven bloody years
in this hell hole.
All I could wish for
was the destruction
of Barney Bumble
and his ghetto crew.
I won't have my life back
until I've destroyed his.
You ain't gotta tell me.
I'd kill every single one
of those motherfuckers,
if I'd get my hands on 'em.
I don't know about
the Barney fella,
but because of his friends,
I lost my job, got
sent to prison,
and all the money me
and my brother ever made
was gone just like that.
I was smart about that.
I put my assets in my
family's name overseas.
I used what I could in
here to make friends.
The only friend I
had was my brother.
Where's your brother now?
Eh, he moved back east.
East Oakland?
No, East Coast.
Couldn't stand
California anymore.
Poor bastard had to
toss a few salads
to survive in here, ah.
We've all had to do some
undesirable things in this place.
So, what about you?
How did a ex-cop
survive in here?
Are you kidding me?
They put me in protective
custody as soon as I touched down
Lucky Bobby.
Bobby?
I forget how
misinformed you Yanks are.
Bobby is,
what do you that
call in your, hood?
Po Po, Police, yes.
I don't know about that.
I might have been a
PC but I had to grow
eyes in the back of my head.
seemed like every single
inmate had it out for me.
But I've been lucky, I guess.
If you want to call it luck
being locked up 23 hours
a day in a single cell.
Shit!
So How could your
brother feel now
about those white guys
that locked him up?
Is he still is livid as you are?
I don't think so.
He moved on.
He started a family.
I barely hear from him anymore.
Every once in a while he
puts money on my books
for my birthday.
I miss him.
Well, let me tell
you something, Evans.
I'm in the P.C unit as
well, awaiting release.
I have a friend outside who
was released a few months back.
I set him up.
We have a place
to stay and a car.
And first thing I'm
doing is the undoing
of the Bumble and
his ghetto friend.
Will you join me?
Hell fucking
yes I'll join you.
Pip pip and all
the good stuff.
Chap, chapity chap, chap!
Right on.
What are you doing?
Cruisin' cousin.
Yeah, but
why are you bobbing your head?
There's no music on.
The music is in
my head, Yadadamean?
That's fucking crazy man.
You don't hear it bro?
This shit slammin'.
I wanna put some real
music on 'cause people
are gonna think
we're weird, man.
Turtle!
Oh shit.
Relax bro, I come in peace.
I'm bearing gifts.
Proceed.
I know I only owe you
two bucks but I figured
$50 should cover the interest
and we could be good.
Oh, is that what you thought?
Man that's 11 years,
that's 50 bucks, take it?
Truce?
Fuck it.
Truce.
Yeah, awesome.
Can't wait.
I've been wanting to
come here so long.
Heard you guys got the fattest
stacks and best weed in Cali.
That is true.
All right man, what
can we do for you?
I don't know, what
do you recommend?
How much you got?
I got two stacks right now.
Two stacks.
All right, well, we're gonna
start him with some Einstein.
'cause that shit is lit.
True.
Then
we're gonna move on
to the blueberry adits, nice.
Don't forget
about the blueberry.
Why is it called blueberry?
A few years back some
brothers buried some bud,
next to a blueberry bush.
So now that shit
comes up smelling
and tasting like blueberry.
So good.
For real?
Yeah.
But but, last but not least,
you gotta get the
Bumble broccoli.
That's the shit that
put us on the map.
Best weed ever.
I heard of that shit bro,
whatever happened to Bumble,
I heard he's a legend
around these places.
Yeah, he's still our
partner but we run the shop.
Well, he's got other
things on his plate.
He found a higher calling.
Oh shit.
He's a fucking priest?
Well, at least that's
what he says he is.
The Bay Area's high
society is now working
for a higher authority.
That's legit.
Yeah.
You know what, I just
thought of something.
Being that it's his
first time here.
I think we should hook him up
with a free edible,
on the house.
Go get the weed, I'll get
your edible for you buddy.
Thanks, I appreciate it, bruh.
Not a problem.
All right, let's see.
I'ma hook you up man.
That's awesome, appreciate it.
Here you go, man.
All right man.
Hey, don't be smoking this
shit all in all one day, okay.
It might get you sick.
Yeah man make sure
you choose a variety.
A lot of passion in reason.
For sure, for sure and again,
I really appreciate it and
I'm glad were good man.
Hey, we're good.
You're a fucking
dick dude, I'm serious.
Fuck him.
He deserves it.
Man he came here
with a truce man,
Why would you do that?
Still, fuck him.
Yeah.
Wait, what's the worse
that's gonna happen?
He'll shit a little.
Man how many pills
did you put in there?
Six.
Six?
Its six.
Man, I just took one
and now I gotta shit.
No shit?
Pun intended.
I'll see you in two hours.
Yeah.
Comin' or what?
Nah I'm just gonna
chill right here.
Roll up some of this weed.
Get me an egg and a
chorizo on a flour though.
Yeah.
Salsa?
Mild, Hot or deadly?
Deadly, cuz.
I want shit to numb my tongue.
I got you.
What it do, boo?
Hey baby.
Just here thinking of you.
Oh yeah, for real?
Yes, I was thinking that
maybe we can get to
know each other better.
I've been waiting for this.
I know you have.
And now I think I'm ready.
Is there right?
So tell me something.
What you wearing mommy?
Just a tank top
and some shorts.
But I won't be wearing shit
by the time you get here.
Wow!
You being real with me?
Yes!
I'm being real.
But don't keep me
waiting too long.
Don't trip babe.
I'll be there soon as I can.
I heard that
Heard what?
All that lapping.
You like?
She's wet already.
Woo!
Rick Flair, boy.
♪ I'm blazing zips ♪
♪ You could find me on curb ♪
♪ Getting stoned never home ♪
♪ Letin' that Budweiser first ♪
♪ Pitch is my blood type ♪
♪ I mean the roast in the buds ♪
♪ Stayin smoked, we keep it ♪
lit up under the county son ♪
♪ Might hit the six foot or that
♪ eight foot before I'm bong ♪
♪ I split up seven
chocolate billies ♪
♪ Rolling two foot feet long ♪
♪ My gone, when I reside up ♪
in that indoor smoke dome ♪
♪ Tension on them bones ♪
blowing chronic out my nose ♪
♪ Mary jane right that ♪
bitch will blow you away ♪
♪ Hook up with Garcia Vega ♪
♪ Have you huggin' up
on some tanquerey ♪
♪ Hey blaze the weed up ♪
Hey bro.
What the fuck?
Mafa's always get shot.
That windshield is fucked
but don't let your day suck.
The squeegee man is here
Man this
motherfucker tripping.
Hey bro, get off the car.
What?
Little man?
Why you mess with me?
All I wanna do is make your
windshield clean and shiny
Hey bro, we don't need
the windshield clean.
This motherfucker's crazy.
Told you we don't need
the windshield clean bro.
The shit!
Okay, that'll be $3.
I ain't giving you shit.
Okay, how about two bucks.
No shit?
You not gon' pay me?
Fuck no!
Fuck you!
Fuck you bro.
Fuck you back!
Fucking bitch.
what the fuck bro?
Dirty ass old man
What the fuck!
Fuck!
I can't see.
El diablo sauce.
I can't breathe.
El diablo sauce!
Fucking asshole.
Bro, that was fucking crazy.
Fuck, the fuck was
that bums problem anyway?
Cuz, I told him, don't
clean the fuckin' windshield.
The motherfucker kept insisting.
Then he asked me for money
like it was hella cool.
I told him fuck you
and you seen the rest.
Fuck that sick fuck.
Shit, now I'm gonna
clean the fucking car.
Probably had T.B. or something.
Sick cuddy, fucking sick.
I know, man.
Hey where's my burrito?
Its on the bums face!
And I hope that fucking Diablo
sauce really burned
his face off.
It looked like it really did.
Shit.
To be real though, I ain't
even really hungry no more.
As soon as you said tuberculosis
I got grossed the fuck out.
I know man.
Name sounds hella crazy
that's why I said T.B.
Yeah, besides imma
go eat something else.
What?
Tanji, that new bitch.
She called me told
me to come over.
For real?
Yeah, bro.
It's on the way to Bombalicious.
Just drop me off,
I'll get a ride home.
All right.
I thought you were done
fucking with this girl man.
Didn't you take her
out like three times
and you aint got no pussy?
Yeah bro but this
time she called me up
talking about she's
all hot and bothered
and when I get over
she's gonna be naked.
Sure she aint
fucking with you, man?
Nah bro, I think she's
finally ready to play.
All right.
Where the fuck is that blunt at?
Oh yeah, I dropped it because
of that fucking asshole.
Bingo!
Fire it up!
And get high as a kite.
Let me tell you
something, Evans.
I'll be ready.
Fuck yeah!
Poppins!
Evans!
Yeah.
Where the hell you guys been?
They've been calling
your name for 10 minutes.
We were right here.
We can't go anywhere.
What is this officer?
It's time.
For what?
Hasn't been an hour yet.
Relax were getting out.
Yes, both of you made
Release, along with Garcia here.
Now eat the wall, turn around.
I've been waiting for
this moment for seven years.
Yeah try 10.
What I've only
been here for three.
Three?
You're lucky motherfucker.
Y'all Shut the fuck up.
You're all lucky motherfuckers
all right, turn around.
Ya'll some lucky motherfuckers.
Now If you do
everything we asked,
you can get the hell
out of here quickly.
If you give anyone shit,
or don't do what we ask,
your release can take
days, if not even longer.
See when someone's an asshole.
Their papers wind up missing.
You got me?
Yes, sir.
Absolutely, sir.
No problem, sir.
Good, now march
forward and stay in line.
There, there.
All right, cuz.
Let me know if you need
me to pick you up later.
I'll be at Bombalicious.
All right.
Hey man, can I
use the restroom?
Hey kid, this is an adults'
store you can't be here.
What type of store is this?
Hey man this is an adults
only, you gotta get out
or we gonna get in trouble.
Hey, is that a brownie?
Yeah, but you can't have
that brownie man, you gotta go.
No, you gotta go.
You fools are crazy.
Hey, you don't let
kids use the bathroom?
Oh, it's that reverse
racism, I get it.
No man this is an adult store.
Hey, Duke Junior, go and
take a duke by the car.
You got any samples?
Yeah, don't tell'
em I gave you this.
Thank you.
All right, man.
These white people.
This is my good friend.
Tommy Boy.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Likewise.
Why do they call
you Tommy Boy?
When I was first locked
up when I was 18,
the inmates said I looked 12.
First names Tommy,
hence Tommy Boy.
Wow, that must have
been hard on you.
It was pretty rough, till
I learned to defend myself.
How so?
I made shanks out of
anything I could find.
Dirty razors.
I didn't give a
fuck, throwaways.
Cut a few dicks off literally.
They learned after that.
Enough with the
formalities, Tommy.
What do you have on Bumble?
Not gonna believe
this one, Larry.
Well, let's have it.
Word has it he's
in seminary school.
What the hell is
seminary school?
It's where one goes
to become a priest.
You've got to be kidding.
Barney Bumble the priest?
Not kidding you, Larry.
Word has he has a dispensary
opened up with a couple guys
from his crew, the black
guy and the big fellow.
And I guess Barney
joined the priesthood
and called it his calling.
Well, is the shop still open?
Yes, its one of
Oakland's most finest.
Well holy shit!
No pun intended.
I'm gobsmacked.
Here you go again.
What the hell is gobsmacked?
Its astonished, astounded.
You guys need
to speak English.
How far is place
you've found us?
It's about 20 minutes from
here, you wanna take a look?
No, this establishment,
what's it called?
You're gonna love this one,
it's called Bombalicious.
The fuck is a a Bombalicious?
Bumble and his ghetto
crew, I hate them.
Bombalicious, ghetto.
What's up man?
Arnie, what's up man?
Burrito?
Hell no man.
I had my steel cut
oatmeal this morning.
Oatmeal?
Yeah, that's why
I'm fucking cute.
Anyway where's Jimmy at?
In the shitter, for
the past 30 minutes.
He was hella constipated
I gave him some ex-lax.
he's finally catching up.
I told that poo to stop
smoking so much weed, man,
its gonna clog you up, you know?
That's what that I said too
but when you got all this on
display every day in your face
makes it kinda hard.
Shit!
You guys got the whole
smorgasbord up in here.
Smorgasbord bro.
It's cool, You don't
have to use big words.
You're good.
It's the Einstein, gives
you brain power, you know?
Brainpower.
Whoa, what's up Arnie?
Woo, man, I feel
so much better now.
Look who it is.
What's up, bruh?
Hey, man, I told you.
one of these for the
occasional constipations
which you needed, correct?
You sound like a damn
commercial all the time man.
Stop it.
Burrito?
No, no, no, man.
Oh no it's like already gotta
shit again already, so no.
Why are you trying so hard
to get rid of that burrito?
Its a long story, bro.
I lost my appetite.
Fucking bum pissed all over my
car at the fucking taco shop.
Oh that's nasty, man.
You always get through
the weirdest shit.
You do.
Yo, speaking of some
weird shit, remember
that dude named Turtle?
Oh yeah, Oscars always
had been chasing him.
Yeah check it out.
He did him wrong.
What d'you do?
Look he came in
here earlier okay.
I haven't seen him in forever.
Tryna to shake my
hand and make peace.
I didn't want to do
it and I thought,
why don't we just make
some money off of him?
And then I gave him
an edible for free
'cause I'm a nice guy.
Yeah, and he shoved
ex-lax in the edible.
What the...
No!
Yeah, fuck him man.
Remember one time he
sprayed us with mace?
Yeah.
No man, he came in here
and made a truce with you.
You shook his hand.
You took $50, you're
going to hell, man.
And then I changed my mind,
I said fuck him, whatever.
Oh, wow.
Where's the Blueberry?
It's right here.
Cool, let
me get a Bumble sack
of that, Einstein too.
All right, that's
back there so, be back.
You might get a
discount, we'll see.
So where's your cousin?
I don't know man.
Probably deep in
some pussy by now.
That dude is always
fucking anybody, anything.
Nasty.
You've been a bad boy.
Yes ma'am.
You liked this?
Yeah.
Yes, what?
Yes ma'am.
You've
been a bad, bad boy,
haven't you?
Yes ma'am.
You gonna clean this
mess you've made, right?
Yes ma'am.
You're gonna
clean me up, right?
Mm hm.
What?
Yes ma'am.
Good boy.
That's a good boy.
Okay mutt.
Get under the covers
and get to work.
I'll let you take
the panties off.
What the fuck is that?
What?
This, what the fuck is this?
What?
Not what you were expecting?
Fuck no.
Relax, I was
born with both of them
but I identify
myself as a woman.
You like these, don't you?
Yeah,
Well, now you can have
the best of both worlds.
Plus I have a nice,
tight bleached asshole.
You can pound if you want.
Fuck it
I'll try anything once.
Good boy
♪ I want you baby ♪
♪ You drive me crazy ♪
♪ I'll be your lady ♪
♪ Make me my can bae ♪
Oh my god!
This is the best chicken soup
I've had my whole fucking life.
Sick cheese my man.
Jeez.
Please have the rest of mine.
Don't you touch
that.
Well we can share it.
Come on, man.
I was 10 years you only seven.
Come on, come on, well share.
I'll even give
you the big piece.
Are there any more?
Are there any more?
No?
So, what do you
wanna do first?
Oh my god!
Did you purchase the
laptop like I asked you.
Yes, sir
Go fetch it, young man.
All right.
For the lords sake,
use a serviette.
Soviet?
Serviette.
What?
Man I'm gonna have to
get used to your ebonics.
Ebonics!
I speak the Queens english!
I speak the Queen of
English too, Queens, New York.
The first thing we should do
is search for Barney Bumble.
Is Google still in vogue?
Google's still a thing, yeah.
There he is with
his stupid umbrella.
Go ahead and click it.
I wanna see what he looks like.
The shit kids
listen to nowadays.
I kinda like it.
♪ It's that pimp, mack, ♪
hustla from the O ♪
Wait a minute.
♪ I ain't fuckin' with blow ♪
I know that Mexican
asshole right there.
♪ All the bitches love
to taste my sack ♪
And that bitch that got
me busted giving me head.
♪ And a fat-ass
Expi on top o' dat ♪
Bitch got me
fucking sex charges.
You have no idea man.
♪ It'll take a whole army ♪
to fuck with Barney ♪
Fucking bitch!
I got sex charges
because of her!
Filthy, pure filth.
Enough of this rubbish.
What are the
particulars on the shop?
What do you mean, like
where it's at and shit?
Yes.
Bro, I told you its like
few blocks away on 73rd.
What about the telly?
Let me ask Google.
You're gonna call them?
No, Tommy Boy's
gonna call them,
they might recognize our voices.
Hey Google, what's
number for Bombalicious?
Bombalicious can
be contacted at 510-555-6969.
What do you want me to say?
Shh!
Let me think.
I'm thinking.
Man that "out too
munch" sign is genius bro.
I know man.
Whenever we need
take a smoke break
we just put that sign out there.
Let's get to the point.
This new job the old
folks home thing,
what do you do?
You mean your lazy
ass really got a job?
That's
what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Wait.
You two bastards think
I can't get a job?
It's not that you
can't get a job,
you keep getting jobs
but you just keep
getting fired from all jobs.
Man you confusing
me with my cousin bro.
Okay, wait a minute,
what about that job
you had at Rasputins?
Got caught stealing CDs.
I didn't steal
shit, I told you guys.
Look the Darkroom Familia
guys were over there
signing the autographs and shit.
Dude gave me an autographed CD.
Fucking manager guy
stole that shit.
What about the time
that you somehow got a job
at a daycare and
some kid almost died?
What fucking kid
doesn't like PB&J?
How the fuck would
I know the little
bitch had a peanut allergy?
She had a medical
bracelet on, man.
Thought it was jewelry.
It was one of those
EPI pen thingies.
And then he still
couldn't do shit.
Some kid from the
class had to save her
and give her a shot.
I'm afraid of needles.
Look, I don't care.
What do you do there?
All right.
I don't want you guys giving
me any shit for it either.
I'm in charge of
retrieving and washing
the soiled beddings.
That's it.
So you're saying we don't
have to give you shit anymore
'cause you keep getting
it from these seniors.
But I'm getting 30
bucks an hour for that shit.
Okay, whatever that
you getting from that,
but let me ask you a question.
What's the worst shit
you've seen of all?
Do I want to hear this?
I don't know if I do.
That's easy.
Last week, this 90
nine year old lady
shat herself everywhere.
So they called me to go
retrieve her beddings
and so when I get there,
the nurse already pulled
her to the side and
was holding her,
she'd just took off her diaper.
So all you can see is
this dripping, sagging,
wrinkled, white ass
smothered in shit.
As I was pulling her shit-wet
sheets from underneath her,
the fucking crow
goes at it and again.
Look like fucking purple prune
juice coming out of there.
So I panicked and I just
bunched up the sheets
to try to shut her asshole,
but that shit didn't work.
It just came out
the side and top of the sheet.
Please tell me
that you had gloves
The little latex thing?
Anything?
Something?
It goes up to my
elbows and that shit.
Its disgusting dude.
Fucking nasty.
Yeah but I got
overtime for that.
Man I don't think that
$3000 is worth that.
Ain't the
only time it happened.
You know somethin' man, you
messed me up so bad right now.
I think I'm constipating again.
My crap just called up my ass.
The phone's ringing, c'mon.
Bombalicious.
Mind, body and soul.
Soul!
Hello.
Hey, how's it going brother?
My name is Rocky Robbins.
I'm a reporter from
"High Times" Magazine.
Is the owner available?
Hey man, It's a reporter's
from the "High Times" Magazine.
What?
I'm one of the owners.
I'm Jim with two Ms.
Well, Jimmy, I want to do
an exclusive on the shop.
If the editor likes what he
sees, maybe even a cover story.
I understand you're very
popular in the Bay Area.
Oh, that's right,
we Oaktown's finest.
Its what I hear.
Would it be possible
to do an interview
with your partners
sometime tomorrow?
Yeah,
they wanna interview
me and my partners.
Yeah, but it's just us though.
Barney is not even here.
Hey, look well, tomorrow's
fine, but just it's gonna be
you know, it's
only me and Oscar.
Barney is not here.
Oh, is that Mr. Bumble?
Yeah, yeah.
He's at a seminary
school somewhere
in Sacramento, you know.
I understand.
And that will be fine
if it's just two.
I'm sure you can fill me
in and about Mr. Bumble.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I'd like to take
some pictures as well.
That'd be fine.
Okay, sir try for 12.
I'll phone you when I get in,
if that's all right, yeah?
Yeah man.
That's good.
That's good.
Thank you.
Oh, no sir.
Thank you.
Huh?
How did I do?
Brilliant my man, brilliant.
Oh I have a plan.
But first we must drive
to Sacramento to make sure
our green umbrella fella
is becoming a priest.
Hey, welcome to Bombalicious.
Come on in, man.
What can I get for you?
What's up brother?
Don't ask me I can't sign?
Oh shit.
Don't worry guys,
I got this guys.
I knew a mute in high school.
Sorry, we're out of weed.
How can I help you bro?
Thank you, brother.
Glad you know sign.
I want bumble sack of cookies.
He wants a bumble
sack of cookies.
What are you waiting for?
Get him some weed man.
Okay, okay.
Hey, tell him
it's on the house
and that were
sorry for the wait.
It's on the house,
sorry for the wait.
Thank you.
What the fuck
did I just watch?
Why are you talking like that?
Hey man, what's up
with you with that guy?
What did I do?
I just signed with the guy.
No man, you was sounding
like Marlee Matlin.
I don't know and who
the fuck is Marlee Matlin?
It's the deaf actress who
signs and talks like that.
What the fuck are
you talking about?
That's how all the mutes talk.
It's not mute
asshole, it's deaf.
All right deaf.
What the fuck dude.
I helped you guys out
and you guys talk shit?
It took everything I had not
to crack up before that guy.
Yeah, me too man.
Yeah man it sound like you were
making fun of that guy.
Well, I can't help it.
I met some guy in high
school and I can't help
it if I talk like that
when I sign language.
That's how I talk, when I sign.
You're a dick.
That's some fucking shit.
Yeah, it's some
real fucked up shit.
You're such a dip shit bro.
Get your ass off me.
Hey guys, about
one block away.
I told you we'd be
here before six.
This baby's accurate to
the minute and miles.
Technology today is
absolutely amazing.
We didn't even have the
I-cellphone when I got locked up.
It's iPhone bro, just iPhone.
Whatever, dude.
There it is guys.
All Saints Seminar.
How are you gonna
find him, Larry?
Are you just gonna
walk in and ask?
No, Evans.
I had Tommy Boy here call
while he was scrubbing your ass
and inquire about Bumble.
Yeah, apparently
he's going in some
Narcotics Anonymous class
every weeknight at six.
Poor bastard's having
trouble kicking the weed.
Yet he still owns a pot shop.
the irony.
Yeah, well
business is business.
That is correct.
So if Tommy got the
word from the street,
his own partners tell you,
why do you still insist
on seeing this
prick as a priest?
I have to see things
with my own eyes.
Even though I despise
Bubble and his crew.
I must respect the
man's higher calling.
With all the sinning
I've done in my life,
I hope the Lord has a
small place for me through
those pearly gates
and I can't ruin that
by killing a man of God.
Damn bro.
That's some deep shit!
Maybe you wanna turn
over a new leaf?
Don't get it,
what do they say,
twisted, Tommy Boy.
I may not hurt him physically.
But if I can hurt
him financially,
then I'll have it
all, will have it all.
Well its 10 to six.
Look there's someone now.
No, it can't be, is it?
If hadn't seen it
with my own peepers.
Well, we still have
his asshole friends.
That's where I
wanna get back at.
Yeah, I'm afraid Bumble
gets a pass for now.
But those friends,
those wankers do not.
I know what that face means,
you have a plan right?
If you want to hurt someone,
you hurt them where
it hurts the hardest.
And where does it
hurt the hardest?
In their wallet.
So tomorrow we shall
have our payback!
What do you wanna do now?
We need some supplies.
What kind of supplies?
Surplus, tactical, costume.
Do you know any?
I know of one.
There's one in Marina, one
in Berkeley or some shit,
Party Haven?
Excellent.
Off you go, my good man.
Now, listen up.
Hey bro, hang this up for us.
Its barely six o'clock,
you guys closing already?
Yeah, we always
close this time man.
Why?
Because the freaks definitely
do come out at night.
Yeah man, all them types
and bad apples they
come on at night
man so we closed
right at sunset.
You guys don't lose
business that way?
I don't think so.
We open up shop at seven a.m.
for the wake and bake crowd
and by four o'clock everyone
already has their weed
because they wanna
smoke on 4:20, yada?
Makes sense.
Besides man, most
robberies happen at night
and I sure in the hell
don't wanna get robbed
by no ratchet ass
Oaktown niggas at night.
True.
Are you coming
with us or what?
No, man that was Mario.
He needs a ride.
Are you tellin' me that
nigga still aint got no car
or nothing like that?
Nah bro.
He barely makes rent as it is.
so he don't have any
kind of job at all.
Nah bro.
Not after that a
crop dusting thing.
He says his job is pimping hoes
and using bitches like ATM.
Man, he don't want him
getting the clap or the herps
or something like that.
He got
the clamps last year
after fucking with some bitch.
And then check this out after
using all the antibiotics,
you know, to cure
his little thing,
he went right back to this
bitch because she worked
at Krispy Kreme's and
always bought him donuts.
Dude, that's
fucking disgusting.
What the fuck are the clams?
Chlamydia, bro.
He had, green goo dripping
out of his pee pee.
Okay, that's enough.
I've had enough.
You've been say some
nasty shit all day, bro.
A lot of nasty shit bro.
Just hang the sign and leave.
Yeah, really gone bro.
Hey, just
hang the sign and go.
Yeah, got go.
All right, guys.
Catch up with you guys later.
All right.
That's your friend.
No man, that's
your friend man.
Its your fucking
friend, you're the one who
introduced me to him
When?
You slept with his sister.
I didn't know him then,
you slept with his Mom.
Yeah then I
gotta be his friend.
You gotta be as fuck.
Look you have to be his
friend or I can't be yours.
That's true, fuck!
Did I wear you out?
I think you broke my dick.
Is that all?
My back too.
Damn.
Can you get that for me?
It's on your side.
Okay,
one, two, three.
Stop it.
Mario, I've seen
all of you today.
Inside, outside,
everywhere.
Shh!
Its my cousin.
Whats up cuz?
What up boy, you ready?
Yeah cuddy.
Let me just put my
shirt on real quick.
All right, man but hurry up.
I wanna get home before
"The Bachelor" starts.
It's the season finale.
Just give me
like, five minutes.
Damn boy, you're all right?
Sound beat up or something.
Yeah, cuddy,
I'll be right out.
Okay.
shit.
♪ Bitches be faulty ♪
♪ Vato Wine habanero
hoe is a hoe ♪
♪ So about to be marking it ♪
♪ Smackin' it stacking it ♪
♪ Making that paper ♪
♪ Ain't no captain save her ♪
♪ If she love me imma take her ♪
♪ Back to the Dali ♪
♪ Like I'm young like R-Kelly ♪
♪ Ya'll prophylactic ♪
♪ Then nut on her belly ♪
♪ No baby mama ♪
♪ Don't need a drama ♪
♪ Michelle's got a
fat ass I envy Obama ♪
Jeez, you weren't kidding.
It's that bad.
Yes, I need help.
Where's my chones?
I don't know,
I don't see them.
Maybe you're lying on them.
Nah they're not right there.
Oh shit!
I think they're up my feet.
And?
Babe!
Don't do me like that.
Get them for me?
You gotta be kidding me.
You're acting like an old man.
I feel
like an old man.
And hurry up.
"The Bachelor" is coming
on and I don't wanna
miss the last one.
Being a bachelor isn't
all it's cracked up to be.
Back to my self.
I'm back.
What a bloody, long day!
Tell me about it.
This morning we were
eating grits and runny eggs
with assholes in
orange jumpsuits.
And now we're
planning a robbery?
It's funny how
life works, isn't it?
Please tell me we're not
gonna end up back in orange.
Got a point, you
sure about this, Larry?
I'm willing to bet my freedom
on it's a brilliant plan.
First we pull up in the sedan,
lights flashing.
Three federal agents step
out, one, two, three,
fully covered in FBI gear.
We hank up those
bastards to the floor.
When they're unable to move,
we'll rob them of every
ounce of Mary Jane.
Disappear without an issue,
and vanish without a trace.
And we'll have enough
merchandise to start
our own operation.
All on those wankers' dime.
But weed's legal
in California now,
why would they think
it's a real raid?
That's true its
legal in California,
but according to the federal
government, it's illegal.
They serve federal
seizures all the time,
for tax issues or the
selling of illegal narcotics.
That's why it's a
federal seizure.
With the FBI serving it,
it makes it legit, right?
You're right.
But how much stuff do you
think we can leave with?
All of it?
They must have over
80 to $100,000 worth
of sweet Mary Jane.
Yeah, I could believe that.
It's reasonable,
maybe even more.
I heard all they
have is quality shit.
I like the sound of that.
I also like the tactical gear.
Right in our faces.
Good plan.
It's fool proof.
I hope you're right, brother.
I hope you're right.
Hold on, don't look at these.
Poppins, you are without
a doubt a pure genius.
You're gonna have to work
on your American accent.
Oh, you don't have to
worry about that, buddy.
I watched enough American
television to get that done.
Freeze motherfucker!
Excellent.
Legit man, straight legit.
Love it, love it.
About time.
20 minutes.
What happened to five?
I'm sorry, cuz.
Don't serve with that
fucking shotgun cuddy.
Shit, It got dark,
this is Oakland.
Bro you know I'm on probation.
Put that chopper
on the trunk before
we get pulled over or somethin'.
All right but when I get back
you gonna tell me what
happened, all right?
Go bro, just go.
I aint going nowhere until
you tell me what happened.
Fuck "The Bachelor".
So what happened?
Look bro, I'm sorry
it took so long okay?
Nah man, that's
not what I mean bro.
What happened with
the chick, bro?
She aint like you
You look like you were
in the battle royal boy.
I feel like I was too, cuddy.
For real.
The fuck, what happened?
Did you hit it or not?
Did you?
Yeah.
Was it good?
Everything you expected?
Was it bomb bro?
Tell me the truth.
I don't know, I
haven't decided yet.
What the fuck does that mean?
The girl clearly worked you out.
Its complicated.
Complicated?
Bro, this morning
you were all excited.
You were finally going
to get some pussy.
What happened?
I've never seen anybody
so upset they got laid.
She had a dick or somethin'?
She had a dick?
Just go bro.
"The Bachelor" is on, fuck.
All right dude.
She had a dick.
Yeah.
Lets go.
We're late.
Come on!
What are you doing?
Give me a minute, bro.
What were you
doing in there, man?
Man, I told you
man, I had to take a shit man.
But then I came outside.
I'm ready to go I had and
go back in and do it again.
You shat twice?
Yeah man.
Man, whatever you gave me man.
Oh my gosh, it was great man.
I mean I feel all happy
and empty inside man.
It's a trip right?
How good shit could just
make your whole day?
Yeah, man.
But hey, you wanna
get some donuts?
No man, that that shit's bad
for you and we don't got time.
No, come on, man.
Why we aint got
time, what's wrong?
Look, we're already late.
And remember we gotta get
ready for that interview.
Oh, yeah, but can we just
stop and get somethin' to eat?
Like some donuts or something?
That was bad for you.
Look, you see this
protein bar, eat that.
No bro, what about
some apple fritters
or something like that man?
No man, Listen,
that protein bar
is gonna keep you
full until lunch
and give you all the
protein you need.
That's what you want
in your body right now.
No man, this shit
taste like cardboard man.
It tastes good.
Just eat it and you'll be fine.
Why you want always sound
like a fucking commercial
when you telling
me something, man?
Is it all you do, to
watch commercials?
I know what I'm talking about?
Damn.
And it gets to us.
It's right up here.
Apple fritters.
Where the fuck
is this asshole?
What?
What the fuck is he doing?
Man that's Turtle.
You know what you
did to him right?
Man, what the
fuck is he doing here?
Hey, I don't know,
but if I were you
I wouldn't get out
of no fucking car.
What's up?
What's up man?
Oh my god!
Dude!
The fuck
are you doing, man?
That shit's three, four
and five motherfucker.
Get out the car li'l bitch.
Don't get the
fuck out the car.
I'm telling you man.
Fuck is your problem, Turtle?
This is shit six, seven
and eight motherfucker.
Oh shit.
That's for the
ex-lax brownie, shitface.
Not a fucking word.
Don't say shit.
No man, I'm not.
But I know one thing, you
need to brush your teeth
'cause they really
do smell like shit.
Fuck hard!
Fuck!
Hey Mario, are you up?
You all right, man?
Okay well, I'm going
to Bombalicious
for the "High Times"
interview, you want to come?
No!
All right.
Well, I left you some chorizo
con huevo on stove, bro.
There's hella bitches
in the sea, bro.
Hella bitches and
this is the bay.
Shit!
You know the rule.
Don't ever let
anybody get you down.
Man!
Man you took two showers, okay,
used a half bottle
this sanitizer,
used a whole bottle
of this sanitizer
and now you're using
up Lysol wipes.
Man you clean, bro.
I swear to god, as soon
as that interview is over,
we're gonna close up this shop
and you're gonna
help me, we're gonna
hunt that motherfucker down.
Who we hunting down?
Turtle, man!
Okay, all right bro.
Like turtle, you know what
the fuck I'm talking about.
I know who you
talking about brother.
Relax bro, it's all right.
Why would we hunt
him down, for what?
I can still smell it!
Fuck!
Man.
Come on man, I'm just
messing with you bro.
We gotta get cleaned up, man.
100% nice and clean because
we got "High Times" Magazine
coming over to take
pictures at 12.
We got to get
cleaned up, come on.
What time did they say
that they're gonna come.
It's almost noon.
Yeah they said it'd
be about 12, man.
But you know they've
gotta come in at airport
and shit like that, bro.
All right, you know,
it just take time
for them to get
here, that's all,
You know.
Hey, did you clean
your nose out?
Yes, I cleaned my
fucking nose out.
Okay?
I put the water hose
up my fucking nose.
I had water coming
out of my eyeballs.
Did shit come out
of your eyeballs?
I'm just playing, man.
Stop getting so crazy, bro.
All right.
Damn dude, and you know
you do smell like
lemon shit too now.
Ow, man.
Karma is a bitch, huh?
Shut up.
Bombalicious, products
for the mind, body and soul.
Soul!
What it to do, man?
Hey, what's up, Arnie?
I'm like
one minute away, bro.
Any word on the interview?
The interview?
I don't know.
You gotta ask Jimmy.
According to him, it's gonna
happen sometime this afternoon.
Actually hold on for a second.
All right.
Put the "out to munch" sign
so that the customers don't
interrupt the interview.
All right.
So what were you saying?
Yeah, what's up.
Oh shit, its the Feds!
Hey man!
What the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Freeze motherfuckers!
Is Anybody
else in here?
No man, no!
My hands are up, don't shoot.
Oh my god!
Its anybody
else in there?
No man!
Hey bro
if you can hear me
I'm pulling up right now.
Leave the phone
on so I can hear.
This is
a federal warrant.
We're seizing your shop
for us narcotics violation
of the US Penal Code.
Don't move
a fucking finger
or I'll put one
through your fat head.
This is bullshit man.
Marijuana is legal
in California.
Last time I checked,
California is part of the
United States and narcotics
are illegal in the US.
Get your
fucking asses over here
and get on goddamned your knees.
Turn Around!
Get down!
Get on your knees!
Get on your knees!
Damn.
Fucking handcuffs.
Okay, all
right all right.
FBI my ass!
Where the fuck are the
government plates at?
Man this gonna
fuck up our interview
with "High Times" Magazine man.
The interview's the least
of our problems right now.
You mean your
interview with a "High Times"
star reporter Rocky Robins?
Yeah.
You fucking wanker.
Hi guys.
This aint a raid.
This is a robbery.
Do you
have an emergency?
Hello, 911?
Yes.
There's a robbery
in progress right now
at Bombalicious on 73rd.
73rd
and MacArthur.
Yeah.
Hurry up!
They're on their way.
They're dressed like feds.
Got it.
All right.
This sucks.
Ow, okay, all right, all right.
They just taking
all our weed, man.
C'mon man this is bullshit.
All right man, damn.
You're lucky I'm cuffed,
you fucking pussies!
Yeah, you dumb fucks!
We just wanted to get
you cuffed quietly.
Now just stay there,
we're almost done.
Hey, you motherfuckers
move and you're dead.
Bloody hell!
Like that action, asshole.
Brit fuck, uncuff my friends.
And if any of you
motherfuckers move,
you're gonna end up with this
fuck shanked up your asses.
So is this a
Scooby Doo moment?
Taking these masks off?
I know who this asshole is.
Yeah I know who he is too.
That that British asshole
trying to fuck with us.
Larry Poppins.
Piss off, knob head!
Anybody else recognize
anybody else's voice?
I think I recognize this
fucker's East Coast accent.
Fucking Evans, dude.
I know who this is.
That's that redneck
asshole security guard
who sold me weed and his brother
was a cop and arrested me.
That was my brother.
I'm the cop and you
fucking sent me to jail.
Well, guess what?
You going to prison again.
All of you.
I should have killed Bumble
yesterday when I had a chance.
Fuck you, Poppins.
Who The fuck is that?
Who the
fuck, you're done.
Caught up.
Yeah, you should
have known better
than to fuck with
the Oakland boys.
You bastards.
So "High Times"
magazine called,
they heard about what
happened on the news
and they wanna talk to us.
What, for real?
For real.
They're coming down
on Friday for reals
to ask us about what happened
about us and about the shop.
A real interview.
I knew that baby, I knew
we'd get in there eventually.
I see what you did there.
What?
We'd get in there?
Weed get in there?
Weed, weed?
Yeah, who's at the door?
Answer the door, man.
Barney!
What's up, man?
Hey, what's up with the
black and white umbrella?
Yadadaholla!
It matches my collar.
What's up man?
Look at you.
What's up, man?
Look at this guy, man,
he's looking sharp.
Were gonna fuck you up tonight.
Yeah we're fucking
you up tonight, brother.
You gon' be the
highest priest we know.
Sure is!
I think he needs
a bumble sack.
Oh he needs a bumble sack.
Yadadaholla!
♪ Got a one-track mind ♪
♪ Then you're a
grind for the dodo ♪
♪ Stay on my toes and keep ♪
an eye out for the po-po ♪
♪ We're matching
old school muscle ♪
♪ Suvs and Lolos ♪
♪ Pay no mind to
bitch ass haters ♪
♪ 'Cause they homos ♪
♪ Only care about money ♪
♪ Never sweated any broke hoes ♪
♪ I handle shit with knuckles ♪
♪ Throwin' combos and bolos ♪
♪ Versatile style ♪
♪ I could blow
fast or flow slow ♪
♪ All the bands
lovin' our style ♪
♪ Because we so dope ♪
♪ Business man with
a business plan ♪
♪ No we stay poor ♪
♪ Never give a fuck
about the spotlight ♪
♪ So I lay low ♪
♪ Got up in the darkroom ♪
♪ Dog, homie ain't yayo ♪
♪ Nova California ♪
♪ Reppin' 'em in the bay, ho ♪
♪ 510 ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm
only in the game ♪
♪ For the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle, nonstop ♪
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ Hayward California ♪
♪ The East Bay area ♪
♪ Grindin' all day, thinking ♪
bout to get more video ♪
♪ I'll bury your sucker if ♪
you try to block my hustle ♪
♪ Run over any obstacle with ♪
a miracle muscle, bitch ♪
♪ Big banger full
of hella anger ♪
♪ I'm all about the scrilla ♪
♪ Like a motherfuckin' banker ♪
♪ My answer to every problem's ♪
♪ Throw some money at it ♪
♪ 'Cause in this planet, every ♪
motherfucker has to have it ♪
♪ Feel me, damn it ♪
♪ Live fast and die young ♪
♪ I love the pearl tongue ♪
♪ But only paper got me sprung ♪
♪ I'm hung like a horse ♪
♪ I love fucking whores ♪
♪ I make hella dough but I ♪
always want more, bitch ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ I ain't sleep, dream ♪
about green money cashflow ♪
♪ Since I was a teen ♪
♪ Had a scheme to
make more grass frow ♪
♪ Hungry, that's for sure ♪
♪ Keep it movin'
on these assholes ♪
♪ Now I'mma flash dough ♪
♪ Low key, high mash folks ♪
♪ Some torch, some smoke ♪
it from a glass bowl ♪
♪ To get the feelin'
that I'm feelin' ♪
♪ When I stash dough ♪
♪ You get them all when ♪
I run up in my pat ♪
♪ So I keep the heater close ♪
♪ You best believe
I'm ready to bast yo ♪
♪ He chased and put
some chasin' dollars ♪
♪ What I look like ♪
♪ Being broke, man, I'd ♪
really live the crook life ♪
♪ Whatever clever
for the cheddar ♪
♪ Leavin' good right ♪
♪ Make it better so we ♪
can leave the hood life ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ And you're a
grind for the dodo ♪
♪ Stay on my toes ♪
♪ And keep an eye
out for the po-po ♪
♪ We're nationals
who must arrest ♪
♪ You be so low, though ♪
♪ Pay no mind the bitch ass ♪
haters 'cause they homos ♪
♪ When they care about money ♪
♪ Never sweated any broke hoes ♪
♪ I handle shit with knuckles ♪
♪ Throwin' combos and bolos ♪
♪ With some Thai style I ♪
could blow fast or flow slow ♪
Damn, Mario, can't you hear?
Damn fool, why
didn't you knock?
I could've had my dick
hanging out or something.
I did knock.
Turn that crap down
before you go deaf.
Shit, we can get home
invaded right now
and you wouldn't hear nothing.
I could've been getting
raped right now.
Who's gonna rape you, fool?
A crack-head?
Ha, laugh it up.
You know I got honeys
lining up for me anyways.
Right.
What do you want fool?
Have you seen my Maxim?
No.
How about that old Playboy
you had lying around?
Nah man, I threw that
out like two weeks ago.
The pages got sticky.
Why, what are you
trying to do with it?
You know that chick I
had over here last night?
Yeah bro, she looked cool.
She cut out after
using the bathroom.
Hey, you ain't
blaming me, right?
I went straight to my room.
I didn't cock block.
Nah, it wasn't you.
It's just like, I
don't understand.
She was all over me.
She had me hard as a villain,
then she excused herself,
used the restroom.
You know, I thought
she was gonna like,
freshen up or something.
But then she cut out on me
and left me with this
raging case of blue balls.
What?
Bitch didn't
even say bye, dude.
That's cold-blooded, fool.
But that's the one thing
a girl won't put up with.
A dirty toilet.
Bro, you're the one that
pisses all over the place.
Hey, I can't help it if I
piss sideways in the morning.
It's the boner,
it's not my fault.
It's your crooked dick, bro.
Didn't your parents teach
you to piss on the Cheerio?
Piss on the Cheerio,
what the fuck is that?
Yeah, piss on the Cheerio.
That's how parents
potty train little boys.
They put a Cheerio in there,
and they tell the boys to aim,
make it into a little game.
And that's how you learned?
No man, they were
always at work.
My sister raised me.
And they were always too lazy
to show me how to do it right,
so I just learned how
to piss sitting down,
the way they did.
Damn bro, you better
keep that shit to yourself.
TMI for real.
What do you need the
magazines for, anyway?
Fuck, my nuts are fucking
killing me right now, man.
I'm just gonna fucking go to
the pot and bust a quick one.
Again, homie, TMI, TMI.
Hey, what about those
department store ads?
You know, JC Penney,
Or Macy's or something.
The department store
ads, what the fuck?
The bra ads man, titty.
You got issues, bro.
It's a good things
I threw those out.
Man.
Hey, the TV Guide's got
some chick on the cover.
Oh yeah?
Where's it at?
It's right there on
the side of the couch.
Little couch or big couch?
The big one.
All right
Damn.
Koala, Oprah.
Guess you'll have to do.
♪ Wait, hidden all over ♪
♪ You can smell the
aroma of the doja ♪
♪ I thought I told
ya, bring some dough ♪
♪ Or you ain't getting
smoked off my Os ♪
♪ This thing ain't killing me ♪
♪ A hustler got to eat too ♪
♪ Jim and Oscar and ♪
Arnie, that's my crew ♪
♪ I thought you knew we only ♪
fussed with the 'rilla ♪
♪ That's why I listen ♪
to Dark Room Familia ♪
♪ I'm a winner ♪
God damn it, Chico.
Don't look at my
fucking sausage.
Look over there.
All right brown
sugar, take me home.
Oh, such nice lips.
Oh yeah.
Ooh, that smile.
Oh yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Come on Mario, get
the fucking door!
♪ All the bitches say ♪
my sack is delicious ♪
Oh, lips.
Damn it Mario, get
the fucking door!
♪ With the hoes I can see ♪
♪ I roll the blunts like ♪
they supposed to be ♪
♪ All these bitches say ♪
my sack is delicious ♪
♪ So vicious, I'm so vicious ♪
Someone's getting
busy in there.
Don't have time
for this, though.
Come on Mario, get
the fucking door.
Fuck!
First it's you Chico, now this
fucking idiot at the door.
Fuck you Chico.
What?
What is it?
Sorry to bother you, sir.
I just have a letter
for Arnie here.
It's certified.
Oh.
I'm Arnie.
Yeah.
Did I catch you at a bad time?
Oh.
Yeah I was kind of busy.
What's
all the commotion?
Oh, one of this
type of parties, huh?
Sorry to interrupt, fellas.
Oh hell no, hey, you
got it all wrong man.
Hey, I don't judge.
To each their own.
What?
That's my cousin.
Your cousin?
Now that's fucking disgusting?
You know what's disgusting?
That fucking shirt is too small,
it looks like a sausage skin!
What the fuck?
He thinks you and I,
ain't nothing like that happen
over here, mister post man.
Hey, just close the gate, man.
Sick fuck.
Let's see who
this letter's from.
Fuck that mailman.
Man, this
kush got me hot.
Where's the remote?
It's right there, behind
that pillow right there.
So who's that
letter from, anyway?
Shit.
And all
the homeboys want to do
is get high.
My neighborhood
is bone dry.
Now what I need you to do
is hook me up with
some of that rock.
It's from Barney.
"What's up, my Latino partner?
"What it do?
"It's ya boy Bumble representing
"the biggety biggety O out
here in seminary school.
"I'm just a week away
from gradge-a-natin',
"and becoming a full on fatha'
"They's talkin' bout
givin' me my ownes church
"out here in Sac.
"Now that's bummin' me out
"'cause I axed the main padre
"to get me something
closer to home.
"East Oakland, or even Hayward.
"Yeah-dad-I-mean?
"Well, we'll see what he says.
"Anyhows, I sent Oscar
and Jimmy kite as well.
"Better make sure them ninjas
"put up a pic I sent them
"on the wall at the shop.
"And make sure they's not
running it to the ground.
"I'm still an acting
partner in it.
"If you see Cheeto, tell
my cheesy-feasy folks
"I said what's up.
"I guess you can
also says what's up
"to your special
needs cousin, Mario."
Special needs?
"One love, your Bumble Barney.
"Here's a pic of me
with my collar on."
What?
Ha, look at this guy.
I still don't know why he
wanted to become a priest.
But he sure looks
like he's ready
to take some confessions.
He looks official.
You're right, though.
This motherfucker probably
only became a priest
to listen to these
bitches' dirty confessions.
That's what I would do.
Well, what do you
want to get in to, man?
I don't know, cuddy.
I'm almost out of OG.
I probably only got
enough for like one more.
Wanna hit up the
homies for a sack?
Yeah, let me just
finish up in the bathroom,
I'mma get ready.
You gonna finish up
with Bumble Barney's picture?
Sick bastard, I'm taking
this shit to my room.
Look, Chico and the mailman
fucked it up for me.
All right so what we have here
is a small Bumble White Widow,
a medium Bumble,
a Prince Purple,
and a small Bumble Einstein.
- Is that right?
- That's right homie.
114 even.
Damn.
Hey man, that's Cali taxes.
That's the price
of legalization.
Oh I know it.
Here you go, charge
it to the game.
That's right,
and on top of that,
you get to use your credit card.
I know.
Sign that with your finger.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Here you go.
And I'll see you
in a couple days.
All right.
Man, you know
Colorado wannna start
selling coke, man.
That was the first
place in the whole land
to go green, right?
Yeah, but now
they going all white.
It does snow there.
Yeah, it's gonna snow
like a motherfucker
there this year.
Hey so, this long
ass break you're on.
You ever gonna
come help me work?
Man, I told you
I'm constipated.
When I stand up it hurts, man.
It's only been 30 minutes.
Besides, right here on the box
it says you gotta
take two pills.
Oh so you want me shitting
my ass all day, right?
That's the whole point.
Then why don't you
stop slacking off
and answer that damn phone.
Says the motherfucker
sitting on his ass
not doing nothing,
not helping me clean.
You're damn right, and I'm
gonna sit on my black ass.
I got another five minutes,
so why don't you
shut the fuck up
and answer the phone?
You always seem
to be on break.
Hey man.
Bombalicious.
Products for the
mind, body, and soul.
Soul!
What it do, boy?
Hey what's up, Arnie?
I'm just here trying to get
this lazy bastard
to get off his ass
and help me do something.
Man, that's just
Jimmy being Jimmy.
He won't do shit
unless it involves
money, bitches, and weed.
It is true, that's true.
I know that fucking
crazy ass Mexican
ain't talking about
someone being lazy
as much as he is.
Hey hey, relax Spike Lee.
He just described you to a T.
Money, bitches, weed.
Well yeah, I don't need it in
that particular order, you
know what I mean?
So what's up?
I just wanted to roll through
and pick up a Bumble sack
of that Blueberry Purp.
You guys are not out, are you?
That fat motherfucker didn't
wipe you out again, did he?
Blueberry Purp.
Yeah he better get over here.
We got a lot in right
from East Palo Alto.
Better hurry up
before Zuckerburg
gets it all, man.
He's been wiping us out.
Nice, I'll be
through in about 30.
Just gonna pick up some
breakfast burritos first.
Do you want any?
No no, I don't
want any burritos.
Hey, and when you get here,
you better have some
fetti too, okay?
'Cause this shit ain't free.
Yeah.
Player's price though, right?
Of course man, you're fam.
Cool, don't trip
man, I got you.
I just got paid.
What do you mean paid?
Paid like you got a job?
Yeah man.
He says he has a job.
No.
Yeah man.
It pays hella good.
I only work on weekends.
Okay I'll bite.
Doing what?
Man, I ain't telling you shit.
You always hatin'.
You dress up like a clown
doing kids birthday parties.
No.
You just said you only
work on the weekends.
Stop being a pussy,
just tell me.
Damn, all right man, shit.
I work at the old folks home.
That's it?
That's it.
What'd he say?
You're lying.
Anyways, when you get here,
I'll get it out
of you, trust me.
Oscar.
Yes.
You're telling me to hurry,
but you're taking
up all my time.
Just hurry up.
Hey you better save me
some of that Blueberry.
I got you.
All right.
All right.
Late.
Later.
Is he coming?
He's coming.
Fucking weirdo.
Give me my towel back.
Go man, do something!
Damn dude.
I'm going on break now.
Where you going?
♪ I grew up in
that Hayward city ♪
♪ Life was shitty ♪
♪ Poor welfare, food ♪
stamps, but don't pity ♪
♪ North side represent ♪
♪ Red shirt, khaki pants ♪
♪ I came up in this feet ♪
♪ I take it a pinta chance ♪
♪ Got a sweet nine mil ♪
♪ Fuck, I hate Santa Rita ♪
♪ All my felonies bleeded ♪
down to misdemeanor ♪
♪ But these pigs wanna hassle ♪
♪ Fuck with my hustle ♪
♪ Pull that beater over in ♪
that old school bustle ♪
♪ Never got a break
got the feds ♪
So, how many years did
your twin brother serve?
My twin brother only
served three years.
I got 10.
I was a cop.
They wanted to make an example.
10 long years.
But I'm almost done.
Been in this
pre-release unit for,
I don't know, a week?
Any moment now, I
get my life back.
How about you?
Those whackas gave
me seven bloody years
in this hell hole.
All I could wish for
was the destruction
of Barney Bumble
and his ghetto crew.
I won't have my life back
until I've destroyed his.
You ain't gotta tell me.
I'd kill every single one
of those motherfuckers,
if I'd get my hands on 'em.
I don't know about
the Barney fella,
but because of his friends,
I lost my job, got
sent to prison,
and all the money me
and my brother ever made
was gone just like that.
I was smart about that.
I put my assets in my
family's name overseas.
I used what I could in
here to make friends.
The only friend I
had was my brother.
Where's your brother now?
Eh, he moved back east.
East Oakland?
No, East Coast.
Couldn't stand
California anymore.
Poor bastard had to
toss a few salads
to survive in here, ah.
We've all had to do some
undesirable things in this place.
So, what about you?
How did a ex-cop
survive in here?
Are you kidding me?
They put me in protective
custody as soon as I touched down
Lucky Bobby.
Bobby?
I forget how
misinformed you Yanks are.
Bobby is,
what do you that
call in your, hood?
Po Po, Police, yes.
I don't know about that.
I might have been a
PC but I had to grow
eyes in the back of my head.
seemed like every single
inmate had it out for me.
But I've been lucky, I guess.
If you want to call it luck
being locked up 23 hours
a day in a single cell.
Shit!
So How could your
brother feel now
about those white guys
that locked him up?
Is he still is livid as you are?
I don't think so.
He moved on.
He started a family.
I barely hear from him anymore.
Every once in a while he
puts money on my books
for my birthday.
I miss him.
Well, let me tell
you something, Evans.
I'm in the P.C unit as
well, awaiting release.
I have a friend outside who
was released a few months back.
I set him up.
We have a place
to stay and a car.
And first thing I'm
doing is the undoing
of the Bumble and
his ghetto friend.
Will you join me?
Hell fucking
yes I'll join you.
Pip pip and all
the good stuff.
Chap, chapity chap, chap!
Right on.
What are you doing?
Cruisin' cousin.
Yeah, but
why are you bobbing your head?
There's no music on.
The music is in
my head, Yadadamean?
That's fucking crazy man.
You don't hear it bro?
This shit slammin'.
I wanna put some real
music on 'cause people
are gonna think
we're weird, man.
Turtle!
Oh shit.
Relax bro, I come in peace.
I'm bearing gifts.
Proceed.
I know I only owe you
two bucks but I figured
$50 should cover the interest
and we could be good.
Oh, is that what you thought?
Man that's 11 years,
that's 50 bucks, take it?
Truce?
Fuck it.
Truce.
Yeah, awesome.
Can't wait.
I've been wanting to
come here so long.
Heard you guys got the fattest
stacks and best weed in Cali.
That is true.
All right man, what
can we do for you?
I don't know, what
do you recommend?
How much you got?
I got two stacks right now.
Two stacks.
All right, well, we're gonna
start him with some Einstein.
'cause that shit is lit.
True.
Then
we're gonna move on
to the blueberry adits, nice.
Don't forget
about the blueberry.
Why is it called blueberry?
A few years back some
brothers buried some bud,
next to a blueberry bush.
So now that shit
comes up smelling
and tasting like blueberry.
So good.
For real?
Yeah.
But but, last but not least,
you gotta get the
Bumble broccoli.
That's the shit that
put us on the map.
Best weed ever.
I heard of that shit bro,
whatever happened to Bumble,
I heard he's a legend
around these places.
Yeah, he's still our
partner but we run the shop.
Well, he's got other
things on his plate.
He found a higher calling.
Oh shit.
He's a fucking priest?
Well, at least that's
what he says he is.
The Bay Area's high
society is now working
for a higher authority.
That's legit.
Yeah.
You know what, I just
thought of something.
Being that it's his
first time here.
I think we should hook him up
with a free edible,
on the house.
Go get the weed, I'll get
your edible for you buddy.
Thanks, I appreciate it, bruh.
Not a problem.
All right, let's see.
I'ma hook you up man.
That's awesome, appreciate it.
Here you go, man.
All right man.
Hey, don't be smoking this
shit all in all one day, okay.
It might get you sick.
Yeah man make sure
you choose a variety.
A lot of passion in reason.
For sure, for sure and again,
I really appreciate it and
I'm glad were good man.
Hey, we're good.
You're a fucking
dick dude, I'm serious.
Fuck him.
He deserves it.
Man he came here
with a truce man,
Why would you do that?
Still, fuck him.
Yeah.
Wait, what's the worse
that's gonna happen?
He'll shit a little.
Man how many pills
did you put in there?
Six.
Six?
Its six.
Man, I just took one
and now I gotta shit.
No shit?
Pun intended.
I'll see you in two hours.
Yeah.
Comin' or what?
Nah I'm just gonna
chill right here.
Roll up some of this weed.
Get me an egg and a
chorizo on a flour though.
Yeah.
Salsa?
Mild, Hot or deadly?
Deadly, cuz.
I want shit to numb my tongue.
I got you.
What it do, boo?
Hey baby.
Just here thinking of you.
Oh yeah, for real?
Yes, I was thinking that
maybe we can get to
know each other better.
I've been waiting for this.
I know you have.
And now I think I'm ready.
Is there right?
So tell me something.
What you wearing mommy?
Just a tank top
and some shorts.
But I won't be wearing shit
by the time you get here.
Wow!
You being real with me?
Yes!
I'm being real.
But don't keep me
waiting too long.
Don't trip babe.
I'll be there soon as I can.
I heard that
Heard what?
All that lapping.
You like?
She's wet already.
Woo!
Rick Flair, boy.
♪ I'm blazing zips ♪
♪ You could find me on curb ♪
♪ Getting stoned never home ♪
♪ Letin' that Budweiser first ♪
♪ Pitch is my blood type ♪
♪ I mean the roast in the buds ♪
♪ Stayin smoked, we keep it ♪
lit up under the county son ♪
♪ Might hit the six foot or that
♪ eight foot before I'm bong ♪
♪ I split up seven
chocolate billies ♪
♪ Rolling two foot feet long ♪
♪ My gone, when I reside up ♪
in that indoor smoke dome ♪
♪ Tension on them bones ♪
blowing chronic out my nose ♪
♪ Mary jane right that ♪
bitch will blow you away ♪
♪ Hook up with Garcia Vega ♪
♪ Have you huggin' up
on some tanquerey ♪
♪ Hey blaze the weed up ♪
Hey bro.
What the fuck?
Mafa's always get shot.
That windshield is fucked
but don't let your day suck.
The squeegee man is here
Man this
motherfucker tripping.
Hey bro, get off the car.
What?
Little man?
Why you mess with me?
All I wanna do is make your
windshield clean and shiny
Hey bro, we don't need
the windshield clean.
This motherfucker's crazy.
Told you we don't need
the windshield clean bro.
The shit!
Okay, that'll be $3.
I ain't giving you shit.
Okay, how about two bucks.
No shit?
You not gon' pay me?
Fuck no!
Fuck you!
Fuck you bro.
Fuck you back!
Fucking bitch.
what the fuck bro?
Dirty ass old man
What the fuck!
Fuck!
I can't see.
El diablo sauce.
I can't breathe.
El diablo sauce!
Fucking asshole.
Bro, that was fucking crazy.
Fuck, the fuck was
that bums problem anyway?
Cuz, I told him, don't
clean the fuckin' windshield.
The motherfucker kept insisting.
Then he asked me for money
like it was hella cool.
I told him fuck you
and you seen the rest.
Fuck that sick fuck.
Shit, now I'm gonna
clean the fucking car.
Probably had T.B. or something.
Sick cuddy, fucking sick.
I know, man.
Hey where's my burrito?
Its on the bums face!
And I hope that fucking Diablo
sauce really burned
his face off.
It looked like it really did.
Shit.
To be real though, I ain't
even really hungry no more.
As soon as you said tuberculosis
I got grossed the fuck out.
I know man.
Name sounds hella crazy
that's why I said T.B.
Yeah, besides imma
go eat something else.
What?
Tanji, that new bitch.
She called me told
me to come over.
For real?
Yeah, bro.
It's on the way to Bombalicious.
Just drop me off,
I'll get a ride home.
All right.
I thought you were done
fucking with this girl man.
Didn't you take her
out like three times
and you aint got no pussy?
Yeah bro but this
time she called me up
talking about she's
all hot and bothered
and when I get over
she's gonna be naked.
Sure she aint
fucking with you, man?
Nah bro, I think she's
finally ready to play.
All right.
Where the fuck is that blunt at?
Oh yeah, I dropped it because
of that fucking asshole.
Bingo!
Fire it up!
And get high as a kite.
Let me tell you
something, Evans.
I'll be ready.
Fuck yeah!
Poppins!
Evans!
Yeah.
Where the hell you guys been?
They've been calling
your name for 10 minutes.
We were right here.
We can't go anywhere.
What is this officer?
It's time.
For what?
Hasn't been an hour yet.
Relax were getting out.
Yes, both of you made
Release, along with Garcia here.
Now eat the wall, turn around.
I've been waiting for
this moment for seven years.
Yeah try 10.
What I've only
been here for three.
Three?
You're lucky motherfucker.
Y'all Shut the fuck up.
You're all lucky motherfuckers
all right, turn around.
Ya'll some lucky motherfuckers.
Now If you do
everything we asked,
you can get the hell
out of here quickly.
If you give anyone shit,
or don't do what we ask,
your release can take
days, if not even longer.
See when someone's an asshole.
Their papers wind up missing.
You got me?
Yes, sir.
Absolutely, sir.
No problem, sir.
Good, now march
forward and stay in line.
There, there.
All right, cuz.
Let me know if you need
me to pick you up later.
I'll be at Bombalicious.
All right.
Hey man, can I
use the restroom?
Hey kid, this is an adults'
store you can't be here.
What type of store is this?
Hey man this is an adults
only, you gotta get out
or we gonna get in trouble.
Hey, is that a brownie?
Yeah, but you can't have
that brownie man, you gotta go.
No, you gotta go.
You fools are crazy.
Hey, you don't let
kids use the bathroom?
Oh, it's that reverse
racism, I get it.
No man this is an adult store.
Hey, Duke Junior, go and
take a duke by the car.
You got any samples?
Yeah, don't tell'
em I gave you this.
Thank you.
All right, man.
These white people.
This is my good friend.
Tommy Boy.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Likewise.
Why do they call
you Tommy Boy?
When I was first locked
up when I was 18,
the inmates said I looked 12.
First names Tommy,
hence Tommy Boy.
Wow, that must have
been hard on you.
It was pretty rough, till
I learned to defend myself.
How so?
I made shanks out of
anything I could find.
Dirty razors.
I didn't give a
fuck, throwaways.
Cut a few dicks off literally.
They learned after that.
Enough with the
formalities, Tommy.
What do you have on Bumble?
Not gonna believe
this one, Larry.
Well, let's have it.
Word has it he's
in seminary school.
What the hell is
seminary school?
It's where one goes
to become a priest.
You've got to be kidding.
Barney Bumble the priest?
Not kidding you, Larry.
Word has he has a dispensary
opened up with a couple guys
from his crew, the black
guy and the big fellow.
And I guess Barney
joined the priesthood
and called it his calling.
Well, is the shop still open?
Yes, its one of
Oakland's most finest.
Well holy shit!
No pun intended.
I'm gobsmacked.
Here you go again.
What the hell is gobsmacked?
Its astonished, astounded.
You guys need
to speak English.
How far is place
you've found us?
It's about 20 minutes from
here, you wanna take a look?
No, this establishment,
what's it called?
You're gonna love this one,
it's called Bombalicious.
The fuck is a a Bombalicious?
Bumble and his ghetto
crew, I hate them.
Bombalicious, ghetto.
What's up man?
Arnie, what's up man?
Burrito?
Hell no man.
I had my steel cut
oatmeal this morning.
Oatmeal?
Yeah, that's why
I'm fucking cute.
Anyway where's Jimmy at?
In the shitter, for
the past 30 minutes.
He was hella constipated
I gave him some ex-lax.
he's finally catching up.
I told that poo to stop
smoking so much weed, man,
its gonna clog you up, you know?
That's what that I said too
but when you got all this on
display every day in your face
makes it kinda hard.
Shit!
You guys got the whole
smorgasbord up in here.
Smorgasbord bro.
It's cool, You don't
have to use big words.
You're good.
It's the Einstein, gives
you brain power, you know?
Brainpower.
Whoa, what's up Arnie?
Woo, man, I feel
so much better now.
Look who it is.
What's up, bruh?
Hey, man, I told you.
one of these for the
occasional constipations
which you needed, correct?
You sound like a damn
commercial all the time man.
Stop it.
Burrito?
No, no, no, man.
Oh no it's like already gotta
shit again already, so no.
Why are you trying so hard
to get rid of that burrito?
Its a long story, bro.
I lost my appetite.
Fucking bum pissed all over my
car at the fucking taco shop.
Oh that's nasty, man.
You always get through
the weirdest shit.
You do.
Yo, speaking of some
weird shit, remember
that dude named Turtle?
Oh yeah, Oscars always
had been chasing him.
Yeah check it out.
He did him wrong.
What d'you do?
Look he came in
here earlier okay.
I haven't seen him in forever.
Tryna to shake my
hand and make peace.
I didn't want to do
it and I thought,
why don't we just make
some money off of him?
And then I gave him
an edible for free
'cause I'm a nice guy.
Yeah, and he shoved
ex-lax in the edible.
What the...
No!
Yeah, fuck him man.
Remember one time he
sprayed us with mace?
Yeah.
No man, he came in here
and made a truce with you.
You shook his hand.
You took $50, you're
going to hell, man.
And then I changed my mind,
I said fuck him, whatever.
Oh, wow.
Where's the Blueberry?
It's right here.
Cool, let
me get a Bumble sack
of that, Einstein too.
All right, that's
back there so, be back.
You might get a
discount, we'll see.
So where's your cousin?
I don't know man.
Probably deep in
some pussy by now.
That dude is always
fucking anybody, anything.
Nasty.
You've been a bad boy.
Yes ma'am.
You liked this?
Yeah.
Yes, what?
Yes ma'am.
You've
been a bad, bad boy,
haven't you?
Yes ma'am.
You gonna clean this
mess you've made, right?
Yes ma'am.
You're gonna
clean me up, right?
Mm hm.
What?
Yes ma'am.
Good boy.
That's a good boy.
Okay mutt.
Get under the covers
and get to work.
I'll let you take
the panties off.
What the fuck is that?
What?
This, what the fuck is this?
What?
Not what you were expecting?
Fuck no.
Relax, I was
born with both of them
but I identify
myself as a woman.
You like these, don't you?
Yeah,
Well, now you can have
the best of both worlds.
Plus I have a nice,
tight bleached asshole.
You can pound if you want.
Fuck it
I'll try anything once.
Good boy
♪ I want you baby ♪
♪ You drive me crazy ♪
♪ I'll be your lady ♪
♪ Make me my can bae ♪
Oh my god!
This is the best chicken soup
I've had my whole fucking life.
Sick cheese my man.
Jeez.
Please have the rest of mine.
Don't you touch
that.
Well we can share it.
Come on, man.
I was 10 years you only seven.
Come on, come on, well share.
I'll even give
you the big piece.
Are there any more?
Are there any more?
No?
So, what do you
wanna do first?
Oh my god!
Did you purchase the
laptop like I asked you.
Yes, sir
Go fetch it, young man.
All right.
For the lords sake,
use a serviette.
Soviet?
Serviette.
What?
Man I'm gonna have to
get used to your ebonics.
Ebonics!
I speak the Queens english!
I speak the Queen of
English too, Queens, New York.
The first thing we should do
is search for Barney Bumble.
Is Google still in vogue?
Google's still a thing, yeah.
There he is with
his stupid umbrella.
Go ahead and click it.
I wanna see what he looks like.
The shit kids
listen to nowadays.
I kinda like it.
♪ It's that pimp, mack, ♪
hustla from the O ♪
Wait a minute.
♪ I ain't fuckin' with blow ♪
I know that Mexican
asshole right there.
♪ All the bitches love
to taste my sack ♪
And that bitch that got
me busted giving me head.
♪ And a fat-ass
Expi on top o' dat ♪
Bitch got me
fucking sex charges.
You have no idea man.
♪ It'll take a whole army ♪
to fuck with Barney ♪
Fucking bitch!
I got sex charges
because of her!
Filthy, pure filth.
Enough of this rubbish.
What are the
particulars on the shop?
What do you mean, like
where it's at and shit?
Yes.
Bro, I told you its like
few blocks away on 73rd.
What about the telly?
Let me ask Google.
You're gonna call them?
No, Tommy Boy's
gonna call them,
they might recognize our voices.
Hey Google, what's
number for Bombalicious?
Bombalicious can
be contacted at 510-555-6969.
What do you want me to say?
Shh!
Let me think.
I'm thinking.
Man that "out too
munch" sign is genius bro.
I know man.
Whenever we need
take a smoke break
we just put that sign out there.
Let's get to the point.
This new job the old
folks home thing,
what do you do?
You mean your lazy
ass really got a job?
That's
what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Wait.
You two bastards think
I can't get a job?
It's not that you
can't get a job,
you keep getting jobs
but you just keep
getting fired from all jobs.
Man you confusing
me with my cousin bro.
Okay, wait a minute,
what about that job
you had at Rasputins?
Got caught stealing CDs.
I didn't steal
shit, I told you guys.
Look the Darkroom Familia
guys were over there
signing the autographs and shit.
Dude gave me an autographed CD.
Fucking manager guy
stole that shit.
What about the time
that you somehow got a job
at a daycare and
some kid almost died?
What fucking kid
doesn't like PB&J?
How the fuck would
I know the little
bitch had a peanut allergy?
She had a medical
bracelet on, man.
Thought it was jewelry.
It was one of those
EPI pen thingies.
And then he still
couldn't do shit.
Some kid from the
class had to save her
and give her a shot.
I'm afraid of needles.
Look, I don't care.
What do you do there?
All right.
I don't want you guys giving
me any shit for it either.
I'm in charge of
retrieving and washing
the soiled beddings.
That's it.
So you're saying we don't
have to give you shit anymore
'cause you keep getting
it from these seniors.
But I'm getting 30
bucks an hour for that shit.
Okay, whatever that
you getting from that,
but let me ask you a question.
What's the worst shit
you've seen of all?
Do I want to hear this?
I don't know if I do.
That's easy.
Last week, this 90
nine year old lady
shat herself everywhere.
So they called me to go
retrieve her beddings
and so when I get there,
the nurse already pulled
her to the side and
was holding her,
she'd just took off her diaper.
So all you can see is
this dripping, sagging,
wrinkled, white ass
smothered in shit.
As I was pulling her shit-wet
sheets from underneath her,
the fucking crow
goes at it and again.
Look like fucking purple prune
juice coming out of there.
So I panicked and I just
bunched up the sheets
to try to shut her asshole,
but that shit didn't work.
It just came out
the side and top of the sheet.
Please tell me
that you had gloves
The little latex thing?
Anything?
Something?
It goes up to my
elbows and that shit.
Its disgusting dude.
Fucking nasty.
Yeah but I got
overtime for that.
Man I don't think that
$3000 is worth that.
Ain't the
only time it happened.
You know somethin' man, you
messed me up so bad right now.
I think I'm constipating again.
My crap just called up my ass.
The phone's ringing, c'mon.
Bombalicious.
Mind, body and soul.
Soul!
Hello.
Hey, how's it going brother?
My name is Rocky Robbins.
I'm a reporter from
"High Times" Magazine.
Is the owner available?
Hey man, It's a reporter's
from the "High Times" Magazine.
What?
I'm one of the owners.
I'm Jim with two Ms.
Well, Jimmy, I want to do
an exclusive on the shop.
If the editor likes what he
sees, maybe even a cover story.
I understand you're very
popular in the Bay Area.
Oh, that's right,
we Oaktown's finest.
Its what I hear.
Would it be possible
to do an interview
with your partners
sometime tomorrow?
Yeah,
they wanna interview
me and my partners.
Yeah, but it's just us though.
Barney is not even here.
Hey, look well, tomorrow's
fine, but just it's gonna be
you know, it's
only me and Oscar.
Barney is not here.
Oh, is that Mr. Bumble?
Yeah, yeah.
He's at a seminary
school somewhere
in Sacramento, you know.
I understand.
And that will be fine
if it's just two.
I'm sure you can fill me
in and about Mr. Bumble.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I'd like to take
some pictures as well.
That'd be fine.
Okay, sir try for 12.
I'll phone you when I get in,
if that's all right, yeah?
Yeah man.
That's good.
That's good.
Thank you.
Oh, no sir.
Thank you.
Huh?
How did I do?
Brilliant my man, brilliant.
Oh I have a plan.
But first we must drive
to Sacramento to make sure
our green umbrella fella
is becoming a priest.
Hey, welcome to Bombalicious.
Come on in, man.
What can I get for you?
What's up brother?
Don't ask me I can't sign?
Oh shit.
Don't worry guys,
I got this guys.
I knew a mute in high school.
Sorry, we're out of weed.
How can I help you bro?
Thank you, brother.
Glad you know sign.
I want bumble sack of cookies.
He wants a bumble
sack of cookies.
What are you waiting for?
Get him some weed man.
Okay, okay.
Hey, tell him
it's on the house
and that were
sorry for the wait.
It's on the house,
sorry for the wait.
Thank you.
What the fuck
did I just watch?
Why are you talking like that?
Hey man, what's up
with you with that guy?
What did I do?
I just signed with the guy.
No man, you was sounding
like Marlee Matlin.
I don't know and who
the fuck is Marlee Matlin?
It's the deaf actress who
signs and talks like that.
What the fuck are
you talking about?
That's how all the mutes talk.
It's not mute
asshole, it's deaf.
All right deaf.
What the fuck dude.
I helped you guys out
and you guys talk shit?
It took everything I had not
to crack up before that guy.
Yeah, me too man.
Yeah man it sound like you were
making fun of that guy.
Well, I can't help it.
I met some guy in high
school and I can't help
it if I talk like that
when I sign language.
That's how I talk, when I sign.
You're a dick.
That's some fucking shit.
Yeah, it's some
real fucked up shit.
You're such a dip shit bro.
Get your ass off me.
Hey guys, about
one block away.
I told you we'd be
here before six.
This baby's accurate to
the minute and miles.
Technology today is
absolutely amazing.
We didn't even have the
I-cellphone when I got locked up.
It's iPhone bro, just iPhone.
Whatever, dude.
There it is guys.
All Saints Seminar.
How are you gonna
find him, Larry?
Are you just gonna
walk in and ask?
No, Evans.
I had Tommy Boy here call
while he was scrubbing your ass
and inquire about Bumble.
Yeah, apparently
he's going in some
Narcotics Anonymous class
every weeknight at six.
Poor bastard's having
trouble kicking the weed.
Yet he still owns a pot shop.
the irony.
Yeah, well
business is business.
That is correct.
So if Tommy got the
word from the street,
his own partners tell you,
why do you still insist
on seeing this
prick as a priest?
I have to see things
with my own eyes.
Even though I despise
Bubble and his crew.
I must respect the
man's higher calling.
With all the sinning
I've done in my life,
I hope the Lord has a
small place for me through
those pearly gates
and I can't ruin that
by killing a man of God.
Damn bro.
That's some deep shit!
Maybe you wanna turn
over a new leaf?
Don't get it,
what do they say,
twisted, Tommy Boy.
I may not hurt him physically.
But if I can hurt
him financially,
then I'll have it
all, will have it all.
Well its 10 to six.
Look there's someone now.
No, it can't be, is it?
If hadn't seen it
with my own peepers.
Well, we still have
his asshole friends.
That's where I
wanna get back at.
Yeah, I'm afraid Bumble
gets a pass for now.
But those friends,
those wankers do not.
I know what that face means,
you have a plan right?
If you want to hurt someone,
you hurt them where
it hurts the hardest.
And where does it
hurt the hardest?
In their wallet.
So tomorrow we shall
have our payback!
What do you wanna do now?
We need some supplies.
What kind of supplies?
Surplus, tactical, costume.
Do you know any?
I know of one.
There's one in Marina, one
in Berkeley or some shit,
Party Haven?
Excellent.
Off you go, my good man.
Now, listen up.
Hey bro, hang this up for us.
Its barely six o'clock,
you guys closing already?
Yeah, we always
close this time man.
Why?
Because the freaks definitely
do come out at night.
Yeah man, all them types
and bad apples they
come on at night
man so we closed
right at sunset.
You guys don't lose
business that way?
I don't think so.
We open up shop at seven a.m.
for the wake and bake crowd
and by four o'clock everyone
already has their weed
because they wanna
smoke on 4:20, yada?
Makes sense.
Besides man, most
robberies happen at night
and I sure in the hell
don't wanna get robbed
by no ratchet ass
Oaktown niggas at night.
True.
Are you coming
with us or what?
No, man that was Mario.
He needs a ride.
Are you tellin' me that
nigga still aint got no car
or nothing like that?
Nah bro.
He barely makes rent as it is.
so he don't have any
kind of job at all.
Nah bro.
Not after that a
crop dusting thing.
He says his job is pimping hoes
and using bitches like ATM.
Man, he don't want him
getting the clap or the herps
or something like that.
He got
the clamps last year
after fucking with some bitch.
And then check this out after
using all the antibiotics,
you know, to cure
his little thing,
he went right back to this
bitch because she worked
at Krispy Kreme's and
always bought him donuts.
Dude, that's
fucking disgusting.
What the fuck are the clams?
Chlamydia, bro.
He had, green goo dripping
out of his pee pee.
Okay, that's enough.
I've had enough.
You've been say some
nasty shit all day, bro.
A lot of nasty shit bro.
Just hang the sign and leave.
Yeah, really gone bro.
Hey, just
hang the sign and go.
Yeah, got go.
All right, guys.
Catch up with you guys later.
All right.
That's your friend.
No man, that's
your friend man.
Its your fucking
friend, you're the one who
introduced me to him
When?
You slept with his sister.
I didn't know him then,
you slept with his Mom.
Yeah then I
gotta be his friend.
You gotta be as fuck.
Look you have to be his
friend or I can't be yours.
That's true, fuck!
Did I wear you out?
I think you broke my dick.
Is that all?
My back too.
Damn.
Can you get that for me?
It's on your side.
Okay,
one, two, three.
Stop it.
Mario, I've seen
all of you today.
Inside, outside,
everywhere.
Shh!
Its my cousin.
Whats up cuz?
What up boy, you ready?
Yeah cuddy.
Let me just put my
shirt on real quick.
All right, man but hurry up.
I wanna get home before
"The Bachelor" starts.
It's the season finale.
Just give me
like, five minutes.
Damn boy, you're all right?
Sound beat up or something.
Yeah, cuddy,
I'll be right out.
Okay.
shit.
♪ Bitches be faulty ♪
♪ Vato Wine habanero
hoe is a hoe ♪
♪ So about to be marking it ♪
♪ Smackin' it stacking it ♪
♪ Making that paper ♪
♪ Ain't no captain save her ♪
♪ If she love me imma take her ♪
♪ Back to the Dali ♪
♪ Like I'm young like R-Kelly ♪
♪ Ya'll prophylactic ♪
♪ Then nut on her belly ♪
♪ No baby mama ♪
♪ Don't need a drama ♪
♪ Michelle's got a
fat ass I envy Obama ♪
Jeez, you weren't kidding.
It's that bad.
Yes, I need help.
Where's my chones?
I don't know,
I don't see them.
Maybe you're lying on them.
Nah they're not right there.
Oh shit!
I think they're up my feet.
And?
Babe!
Don't do me like that.
Get them for me?
You gotta be kidding me.
You're acting like an old man.
I feel
like an old man.
And hurry up.
"The Bachelor" is coming
on and I don't wanna
miss the last one.
Being a bachelor isn't
all it's cracked up to be.
Back to my self.
I'm back.
What a bloody, long day!
Tell me about it.
This morning we were
eating grits and runny eggs
with assholes in
orange jumpsuits.
And now we're
planning a robbery?
It's funny how
life works, isn't it?
Please tell me we're not
gonna end up back in orange.
Got a point, you
sure about this, Larry?
I'm willing to bet my freedom
on it's a brilliant plan.
First we pull up in the sedan,
lights flashing.
Three federal agents step
out, one, two, three,
fully covered in FBI gear.
We hank up those
bastards to the floor.
When they're unable to move,
we'll rob them of every
ounce of Mary Jane.
Disappear without an issue,
and vanish without a trace.
And we'll have enough
merchandise to start
our own operation.
All on those wankers' dime.
But weed's legal
in California now,
why would they think
it's a real raid?
That's true its
legal in California,
but according to the federal
government, it's illegal.
They serve federal
seizures all the time,
for tax issues or the
selling of illegal narcotics.
That's why it's a
federal seizure.
With the FBI serving it,
it makes it legit, right?
You're right.
But how much stuff do you
think we can leave with?
All of it?
They must have over
80 to $100,000 worth
of sweet Mary Jane.
Yeah, I could believe that.
It's reasonable,
maybe even more.
I heard all they
have is quality shit.
I like the sound of that.
I also like the tactical gear.
Right in our faces.
Good plan.
It's fool proof.
I hope you're right, brother.
I hope you're right.
Hold on, don't look at these.
Poppins, you are without
a doubt a pure genius.
You're gonna have to work
on your American accent.
Oh, you don't have to
worry about that, buddy.
I watched enough American
television to get that done.
Freeze motherfucker!
Excellent.
Legit man, straight legit.
Love it, love it.
About time.
20 minutes.
What happened to five?
I'm sorry, cuz.
Don't serve with that
fucking shotgun cuddy.
Shit, It got dark,
this is Oakland.
Bro you know I'm on probation.
Put that chopper
on the trunk before
we get pulled over or somethin'.
All right but when I get back
you gonna tell me what
happened, all right?
Go bro, just go.
I aint going nowhere until
you tell me what happened.
Fuck "The Bachelor".
So what happened?
Look bro, I'm sorry
it took so long okay?
Nah man, that's
not what I mean bro.
What happened with
the chick, bro?
She aint like you
You look like you were
in the battle royal boy.
I feel like I was too, cuddy.
For real.
The fuck, what happened?
Did you hit it or not?
Did you?
Yeah.
Was it good?
Everything you expected?
Was it bomb bro?
Tell me the truth.
I don't know, I
haven't decided yet.
What the fuck does that mean?
The girl clearly worked you out.
Its complicated.
Complicated?
Bro, this morning
you were all excited.
You were finally going
to get some pussy.
What happened?
I've never seen anybody
so upset they got laid.
She had a dick or somethin'?
She had a dick?
Just go bro.
"The Bachelor" is on, fuck.
All right dude.
She had a dick.
Yeah.
Lets go.
We're late.
Come on!
What are you doing?
Give me a minute, bro.
What were you
doing in there, man?
Man, I told you
man, I had to take a shit man.
But then I came outside.
I'm ready to go I had and
go back in and do it again.
You shat twice?
Yeah man.
Man, whatever you gave me man.
Oh my gosh, it was great man.
I mean I feel all happy
and empty inside man.
It's a trip right?
How good shit could just
make your whole day?
Yeah, man.
But hey, you wanna
get some donuts?
No man, that that shit's bad
for you and we don't got time.
No, come on, man.
Why we aint got
time, what's wrong?
Look, we're already late.
And remember we gotta get
ready for that interview.
Oh, yeah, but can we just
stop and get somethin' to eat?
Like some donuts or something?
That was bad for you.
Look, you see this
protein bar, eat that.
No bro, what about
some apple fritters
or something like that man?
No man, Listen,
that protein bar
is gonna keep you
full until lunch
and give you all the
protein you need.
That's what you want
in your body right now.
No man, this shit
taste like cardboard man.
It tastes good.
Just eat it and you'll be fine.
Why you want always sound
like a fucking commercial
when you telling
me something, man?
Is it all you do, to
watch commercials?
I know what I'm talking about?
Damn.
And it gets to us.
It's right up here.
Apple fritters.
Where the fuck
is this asshole?
What?
What the fuck is he doing?
Man that's Turtle.
You know what you
did to him right?
Man, what the
fuck is he doing here?
Hey, I don't know,
but if I were you
I wouldn't get out
of no fucking car.
What's up?
What's up man?
Oh my god!
Dude!
The fuck
are you doing, man?
That shit's three, four
and five motherfucker.
Get out the car li'l bitch.
Don't get the
fuck out the car.
I'm telling you man.
Fuck is your problem, Turtle?
This is shit six, seven
and eight motherfucker.
Oh shit.
That's for the
ex-lax brownie, shitface.
Not a fucking word.
Don't say shit.
No man, I'm not.
But I know one thing, you
need to brush your teeth
'cause they really
do smell like shit.
Fuck hard!
Fuck!
Hey Mario, are you up?
You all right, man?
Okay well, I'm going
to Bombalicious
for the "High Times"
interview, you want to come?
No!
All right.
Well, I left you some chorizo
con huevo on stove, bro.
There's hella bitches
in the sea, bro.
Hella bitches and
this is the bay.
Shit!
You know the rule.
Don't ever let
anybody get you down.
Man!
Man you took two showers, okay,
used a half bottle
this sanitizer,
used a whole bottle
of this sanitizer
and now you're using
up Lysol wipes.
Man you clean, bro.
I swear to god, as soon
as that interview is over,
we're gonna close up this shop
and you're gonna
help me, we're gonna
hunt that motherfucker down.
Who we hunting down?
Turtle, man!
Okay, all right bro.
Like turtle, you know what
the fuck I'm talking about.
I know who you
talking about brother.
Relax bro, it's all right.
Why would we hunt
him down, for what?
I can still smell it!
Fuck!
Man.
Come on man, I'm just
messing with you bro.
We gotta get cleaned up, man.
100% nice and clean because
we got "High Times" Magazine
coming over to take
pictures at 12.
We got to get
cleaned up, come on.
What time did they say
that they're gonna come.
It's almost noon.
Yeah they said it'd
be about 12, man.
But you know they've
gotta come in at airport
and shit like that, bro.
All right, you know,
it just take time
for them to get
here, that's all,
You know.
Hey, did you clean
your nose out?
Yes, I cleaned my
fucking nose out.
Okay?
I put the water hose
up my fucking nose.
I had water coming
out of my eyeballs.
Did shit come out
of your eyeballs?
I'm just playing, man.
Stop getting so crazy, bro.
All right.
Damn dude, and you know
you do smell like
lemon shit too now.
Ow, man.
Karma is a bitch, huh?
Shut up.
Bombalicious, products
for the mind, body and soul.
Soul!
What it to do, man?
Hey, what's up, Arnie?
I'm like
one minute away, bro.
Any word on the interview?
The interview?
I don't know.
You gotta ask Jimmy.
According to him, it's gonna
happen sometime this afternoon.
Actually hold on for a second.
All right.
Put the "out to munch" sign
so that the customers don't
interrupt the interview.
All right.
So what were you saying?
Yeah, what's up.
Oh shit, its the Feds!
Hey man!
What the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Freeze motherfuckers!
Is Anybody
else in here?
No man, no!
My hands are up, don't shoot.
Oh my god!
Its anybody
else in there?
No man!
Hey bro
if you can hear me
I'm pulling up right now.
Leave the phone
on so I can hear.
This is
a federal warrant.
We're seizing your shop
for us narcotics violation
of the US Penal Code.
Don't move
a fucking finger
or I'll put one
through your fat head.
This is bullshit man.
Marijuana is legal
in California.
Last time I checked,
California is part of the
United States and narcotics
are illegal in the US.
Get your
fucking asses over here
and get on goddamned your knees.
Turn Around!
Get down!
Get on your knees!
Get on your knees!
Damn.
Fucking handcuffs.
Okay, all
right all right.
FBI my ass!
Where the fuck are the
government plates at?
Man this gonna
fuck up our interview
with "High Times" Magazine man.
The interview's the least
of our problems right now.
You mean your
interview with a "High Times"
star reporter Rocky Robins?
Yeah.
You fucking wanker.
Hi guys.
This aint a raid.
This is a robbery.
Do you
have an emergency?
Hello, 911?
Yes.
There's a robbery
in progress right now
at Bombalicious on 73rd.
73rd
and MacArthur.
Yeah.
Hurry up!
They're on their way.
They're dressed like feds.
Got it.
All right.
This sucks.
Ow, okay, all right, all right.
They just taking
all our weed, man.
C'mon man this is bullshit.
All right man, damn.
You're lucky I'm cuffed,
you fucking pussies!
Yeah, you dumb fucks!
We just wanted to get
you cuffed quietly.
Now just stay there,
we're almost done.
Hey, you motherfuckers
move and you're dead.
Bloody hell!
Like that action, asshole.
Brit fuck, uncuff my friends.
And if any of you
motherfuckers move,
you're gonna end up with this
fuck shanked up your asses.
So is this a
Scooby Doo moment?
Taking these masks off?
I know who this asshole is.
Yeah I know who he is too.
That that British asshole
trying to fuck with us.
Larry Poppins.
Piss off, knob head!
Anybody else recognize
anybody else's voice?
I think I recognize this
fucker's East Coast accent.
Fucking Evans, dude.
I know who this is.
That's that redneck
asshole security guard
who sold me weed and his brother
was a cop and arrested me.
That was my brother.
I'm the cop and you
fucking sent me to jail.
Well, guess what?
You going to prison again.
All of you.
I should have killed Bumble
yesterday when I had a chance.
Fuck you, Poppins.
Who The fuck is that?
Who the
fuck, you're done.
Caught up.
Yeah, you should
have known better
than to fuck with
the Oakland boys.
You bastards.
So "High Times"
magazine called,
they heard about what
happened on the news
and they wanna talk to us.
What, for real?
For real.
They're coming down
on Friday for reals
to ask us about what happened
about us and about the shop.
A real interview.
I knew that baby, I knew
we'd get in there eventually.
I see what you did there.
What?
We'd get in there?
Weed get in there?
Weed, weed?
Yeah, who's at the door?
Answer the door, man.
Barney!
What's up, man?
Hey, what's up with the
black and white umbrella?
Yadadaholla!
It matches my collar.
What's up man?
Look at you.
What's up, man?
Look at this guy, man,
he's looking sharp.
Were gonna fuck you up tonight.
Yeah we're fucking
you up tonight, brother.
You gon' be the
highest priest we know.
Sure is!
I think he needs
a bumble sack.
Oh he needs a bumble sack.
Yadadaholla!
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♪ Then you're a
grind for the dodo ♪
♪ Stay on my toes and keep ♪
an eye out for the po-po ♪
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fast or flow slow ♪
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lovin' our style ♪
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♪ Never give a fuck
about the spotlight ♪
♪ So I lay low ♪
♪ Got up in the darkroom ♪
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♪ Reppin' 'em in the bay, ho ♪
♪ 510 ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm
only in the game ♪
♪ For the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle, nonstop ♪
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
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only thing I'm out for ♪
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always want more, bitch ♪
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the game for the dough ♪
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for the cashflow ♪
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♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
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about green money cashflow ♪
♪ Since I was a teen ♪
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make more grass frow ♪
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on these assholes ♪
♪ Now I'mma flash dough ♪
♪ Low key, high mash folks ♪
♪ Some torch, some smoke ♪
it from a glass bowl ♪
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that I'm feelin' ♪
♪ When I stash dough ♪
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I run up in my pat ♪
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some chasin' dollars ♪
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can leave the hood life ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪
the game for the dough ♪
♪ On the hustle nonstop
for the cashflow ♪
♪ Dizzo ♪
♪ Makin' money is the ♪
only thing I'm out for ♪
♪ Business mind on the grind ♪
♪ And on time for sure ♪