I Am Here... Now (2009) - full transcript
Disappointed by its creation, the almighty being that created Man arrives on Earth in a human form and interacts with various troubled, wicked and sinful people on his journey to Vegas.
TEST
Im disappointed in your species
The human species
Other planets that I've created
in the solar system are doing very well
They respect their species
And the natural environment
Why are the humans failing?
I've given them everything
I've given them everything
Everything
You're crazy!
Think I'm crazy?
I'm so fucking high
I want you so bad
I really don't need to
Holy shit!
We've gone to heaven
Your weapons can not harm me
Have we died and gone to heaven?
Are we in heaven?
No this is not heaven
This is not the way
I intended my experiment
In creating this planet
And this human species to go
I'm disappointed in your species
That's why I'm here
Let's get the hell out of here!
Run!
I've had to freeze you
and make you disappear
But it's only temporary
Humans have taken far too long
to understand solar energy
But they are beginning to make progress now
They think they may have an opportunity
to use it now
But they are in for a surprise
The country is finally seriously
adressing sustainability
And respecting the planets
natural ressources
I'm so excited to be working here!
We're finally producing results generating
solar power
as well as wind-turbine power generation
The engineering research on thermal power
is doing the same
The younger generation will have
a sustainable energy system to look
forward to
Corrupt corporations
Criminals on Wall Street
Greedy politicians
Lying lawyers and insurance companies
Are destroying what I had planned
for this planet
I will eliminate them all
If the humans can not
Or will not, on their own
Now that we've payed off
our fellow elective representatives
in the legislature
That environmental solar panel
development bill
Will fail next week
Not to mention the cash
it will put in our pockets
The country has done without
solar and wind power until now
They can wait a few more years
It's more profitable to be without those
sustainable energy systems at this time
The country has known for years
that the corporations
and certainly the politicians
Don't have the insight or the vision
To create sustainable energy systems
They think there might be an opportunity
for that to happen
But they're in for a surprise
Our network of connections, technology
pay-offs and greed
will never let it happen
It will take a power greater than ours
to get rid of us!
And clean up the systems
and manage the environmental ressources
of this planet
the way they were intended
[Banter]
I'm so sorry but
due to the poor economy,
we're going have to lay you off
Along with some other staff members
We all had the best of intentions
of improving the nations
sustainable energy systems
and environment but
The corruption and greed and big business
and government just won't let it happen
We're all very disappointed
It's always the government and lawyers
that prevent progress
Don't give up
Don't give up!
You can make a difference!
Don't give up
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I can't believe I was laid off
We were doing some of the most important
ecological work with that company
The research we were doing was going
to solve everybody's energy problems
and we couldn't get government support!
They're not going to hire anybody
of us back at this point
and I have this "baby"
How am I going to support her
if I'm all alone?
You'll find something
You're my "twin" sister!
You're pretty and smart
You're hot!
We're hot!
There's no way though I'm going to find
anything half as interesting
Especially in this economy
Become a stripper!
An escort!
You'd be great at that!
You'd just have to give up your...
Shut the fuck up!
There's no way I'm going to become
a stripper
I'm a mother
I have a baby!
You may not have a choice
Look
I have someone I can hook you up with
Just to get you started
And you can lie to everyone,
like all the other girls do
They tell their friends that they're
in various forms of business
but they really are not
they're strippers or escorts!
It's their big secret in sin city
I'm getting kind of desperate
Waouw!
Waouw!
The humans still have not developped
a justice system that punishes the guilty
and protects the innocent
Hey, I've got the new girl to work for us
Very hot
I'd like to do any of these two guys
at the same time
What?
Hell yeah!
I'll do her! Damn!
"Twins"!
I get her first!
This is for you
Come with me
As an elected government official
and as lawyer
we proudly make this donation
As long as you do what I say
and vote on issues that help me
I'll do everything I can
Just keep the goodies coming my way
We're going to have your elected colleague
Mister Smith
and his lawyer
removed from our business affairs
Permanently
They're going to have an infortunate
accident
No! Don't cut off my ear!
No! No!
Don't cut off my hand!
We want you to act surprised and shocked
And when the federal investigation begins
you don't know anything about how
it may have happened
Anything you say
Anything you say
Oh by the way
I'd like to arrange for a thank-you gift
To be given to you later today
Welcome to our world
Double my pleasure
Thank-you
Thank-you for the gift
It will be well worth it
Now that we've paid off our fellow
elective representatives in the legislature
That environmental solar panel
development bill
Will fail next week
Argh! The hell man?
That's just not right
Let me help you
I don't feel so good
Cancer chemo is kicking my ass!
I always wanted to see this
before I died
I only have a month to live
[Excitement]
Stop fucking around
Leave him alone
We have business to do
This is Erik
Our European distributor
for anything outside of the country
I can get you anything your customers want!
Anything!Worldwide!
I have arranged for pay-off protections,
like you have
No government will catch me!
We'll be glad to help you Erik
Anyway we can
We're in it for ourselves
for the pay-offs
We're very well connected
Just keep the gifts, drugs, and girls,
coming our way
We're worldwide now, we'll kill anybody
who gets in our way
We've got to go, now!
Where are my drugs?
I can't do this
My "baby"
I love my "baby"
Once you're high, you won't remember
a thing, just the money you're making
What's up?
You got a problem punk? You wanna to die?
This isn't the way I planned your species
You two are worthless
I'm sorry, we have to lay you off
We're all so sorry
I don't understand how could
they let this happen
Sustainable energy systems are our future
It's all about money. Corporately.
I'm sure this is only a temporary delay
This is not a temporary delay,
it's more politics and corporate greed
They've been trying to develop sustainable
and solar systems for 30 years now
and nothing has happened
They're lying to us
Just like they're lying about trying to
find cures for cancer and other diseases
They could find a cure if they wanted to
It's more profitable not to find any cures
We're all so sorry
You sure are
Now I've lost my job, and I won't be able
to find another one
I'm an environmental activist! And it's
getting me nowhere!
The politicans and society
still have no interest
nor money to help improve the environment
They should be capitalising on
the development of solar power
wind and energy fuel efficient systems
They could care less about living with
nature, not damaging the planet
They're all so greedy and money oriented
and I'm so passionate about this!
You're unemployed too?
What are you gonna do?
I don't know
This fucking sucks,
but we'll think of something
I'll become a full time hooker or stripper
and not tell him the truth
I'll tell him I got a
part-time job at the mall
Don't worry babe,
we'll be ok
I'm scared
I'll become a car thief
and not tell her the truth
I'll tell her I got a part-time job
at the factory
I think I know him
that face
Excuse me!
Your baby dropped his toy
Thank you
You're welcome
Cancer chemo is kicking my ass!
I only have a month to live
Go with her. Have a full, long and
healthy, happy life
Be a family
What's up?
We've heard a lot about you
I want to join your gang
Sounds good. Let's talk
The only problem?
You're doing it on our turf
No respect for us
Bringing unwanted attention to us
That's not good man
Fuck you and fuck respect
It's about business
No! It's family!
We eliminated our problem
Eliminated our problem
What? This damn piece of garbage?
Oh god!
He was so young!
What's his family gonna...
Those who don't play by our rules...
... lose
There's more.
You just wait till later today
You politicians and lawyers
you'll appreciate this
Being the greedy liars,
and thiefs that you are
We have a rat amongst us!
An undercover cop
[Excitement]
We trusted you like a brother!
Kill him!
This wasn't part of our deal!
No pay-off is worth this!
I don't want any part of this!
I like what I see
Cut it off!
You're free. Go
I have eliminated the corrupt politicians
and lawyers
I have eliminated the greedy
corporate leaders
I have eliminated those who believe
in violence towards mankind
I have eliminated those who polute
the planets natural ressources
I will eliminate them all if the humans
can not or will not on their own
The humans are failing
to respect this planet
Its natural ressources, energy efficiency,
sustainability
Even their own humankind
You're free. Go
Learn to love yourself. Other humans
and humanity
You have so much to offer nature,
and this planet
I know you from somewhere
Help me!
Save me!
You can save yourself!
I've made you strong enough
to save yourself!
Why doesn't this species understand?
I've given them so much
Respect yourselves
Love nature
Live in peace
Have I failed them?
Go now. Contribute
Provide for your fellow Men and the planet
Make the best of what I've created for you
Don't waste your lives
Tell everyone
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
My experiment on this planet is failing
The humans are failing me
The humans must learn to live in
harmony with nature
They must learn to live peacefully
with other humans
And non-humans
Respect one another
They must learn not to destroy this
wonderful natural environment
And all the gifts that I have given them
They must use their intelligence
to further humanity
Not waste it on greed, violence and lies
Wait for me
Wait for me!
The humans dreams...
...they can come true
I will give them one more chance
If they fail...
...I will destroy this planet
and this experiment
Man has the responsibility...
...not the power
I will come back soon
and decide whether to end it all
or not
I hope humanity has learned its lesson
from all its mistakes
Otherwise I will turn this planet into dust
and begin again
Im disappointed in your species
The human species
Other planets that I've created
in the solar system are doing very well
They respect their species
And the natural environment
Why are the humans failing?
I've given them everything
I've given them everything
Everything
You're crazy!
Think I'm crazy?
I'm so fucking high
I want you so bad
I really don't need to
Holy shit!
We've gone to heaven
Your weapons can not harm me
Have we died and gone to heaven?
Are we in heaven?
No this is not heaven
This is not the way
I intended my experiment
In creating this planet
And this human species to go
I'm disappointed in your species
That's why I'm here
Let's get the hell out of here!
Run!
I've had to freeze you
and make you disappear
But it's only temporary
Humans have taken far too long
to understand solar energy
But they are beginning to make progress now
They think they may have an opportunity
to use it now
But they are in for a surprise
The country is finally seriously
adressing sustainability
And respecting the planets
natural ressources
I'm so excited to be working here!
We're finally producing results generating
solar power
as well as wind-turbine power generation
The engineering research on thermal power
is doing the same
The younger generation will have
a sustainable energy system to look
forward to
Corrupt corporations
Criminals on Wall Street
Greedy politicians
Lying lawyers and insurance companies
Are destroying what I had planned
for this planet
I will eliminate them all
If the humans can not
Or will not, on their own
Now that we've payed off
our fellow elective representatives
in the legislature
That environmental solar panel
development bill
Will fail next week
Not to mention the cash
it will put in our pockets
The country has done without
solar and wind power until now
They can wait a few more years
It's more profitable to be without those
sustainable energy systems at this time
The country has known for years
that the corporations
and certainly the politicians
Don't have the insight or the vision
To create sustainable energy systems
They think there might be an opportunity
for that to happen
But they're in for a surprise
Our network of connections, technology
pay-offs and greed
will never let it happen
It will take a power greater than ours
to get rid of us!
And clean up the systems
and manage the environmental ressources
of this planet
the way they were intended
[Banter]
I'm so sorry but
due to the poor economy,
we're going have to lay you off
Along with some other staff members
We all had the best of intentions
of improving the nations
sustainable energy systems
and environment but
The corruption and greed and big business
and government just won't let it happen
We're all very disappointed
It's always the government and lawyers
that prevent progress
Don't give up
Don't give up!
You can make a difference!
Don't give up
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I can't believe I was laid off
We were doing some of the most important
ecological work with that company
The research we were doing was going
to solve everybody's energy problems
and we couldn't get government support!
They're not going to hire anybody
of us back at this point
and I have this "baby"
How am I going to support her
if I'm all alone?
You'll find something
You're my "twin" sister!
You're pretty and smart
You're hot!
We're hot!
There's no way though I'm going to find
anything half as interesting
Especially in this economy
Become a stripper!
An escort!
You'd be great at that!
You'd just have to give up your...
Shut the fuck up!
There's no way I'm going to become
a stripper
I'm a mother
I have a baby!
You may not have a choice
Look
I have someone I can hook you up with
Just to get you started
And you can lie to everyone,
like all the other girls do
They tell their friends that they're
in various forms of business
but they really are not
they're strippers or escorts!
It's their big secret in sin city
I'm getting kind of desperate
Waouw!
Waouw!
The humans still have not developped
a justice system that punishes the guilty
and protects the innocent
Hey, I've got the new girl to work for us
Very hot
I'd like to do any of these two guys
at the same time
What?
Hell yeah!
I'll do her! Damn!
"Twins"!
I get her first!
This is for you
Come with me
As an elected government official
and as lawyer
we proudly make this donation
As long as you do what I say
and vote on issues that help me
I'll do everything I can
Just keep the goodies coming my way
We're going to have your elected colleague
Mister Smith
and his lawyer
removed from our business affairs
Permanently
They're going to have an infortunate
accident
No! Don't cut off my ear!
No! No!
Don't cut off my hand!
We want you to act surprised and shocked
And when the federal investigation begins
you don't know anything about how
it may have happened
Anything you say
Anything you say
Oh by the way
I'd like to arrange for a thank-you gift
To be given to you later today
Welcome to our world
Double my pleasure
Thank-you
Thank-you for the gift
It will be well worth it
Now that we've paid off our fellow
elective representatives in the legislature
That environmental solar panel
development bill
Will fail next week
Argh! The hell man?
That's just not right
Let me help you
I don't feel so good
Cancer chemo is kicking my ass!
I always wanted to see this
before I died
I only have a month to live
[Excitement]
Stop fucking around
Leave him alone
We have business to do
This is Erik
Our European distributor
for anything outside of the country
I can get you anything your customers want!
Anything!Worldwide!
I have arranged for pay-off protections,
like you have
No government will catch me!
We'll be glad to help you Erik
Anyway we can
We're in it for ourselves
for the pay-offs
We're very well connected
Just keep the gifts, drugs, and girls,
coming our way
We're worldwide now, we'll kill anybody
who gets in our way
We've got to go, now!
Where are my drugs?
I can't do this
My "baby"
I love my "baby"
Once you're high, you won't remember
a thing, just the money you're making
What's up?
You got a problem punk? You wanna to die?
This isn't the way I planned your species
You two are worthless
I'm sorry, we have to lay you off
We're all so sorry
I don't understand how could
they let this happen
Sustainable energy systems are our future
It's all about money. Corporately.
I'm sure this is only a temporary delay
This is not a temporary delay,
it's more politics and corporate greed
They've been trying to develop sustainable
and solar systems for 30 years now
and nothing has happened
They're lying to us
Just like they're lying about trying to
find cures for cancer and other diseases
They could find a cure if they wanted to
It's more profitable not to find any cures
We're all so sorry
You sure are
Now I've lost my job, and I won't be able
to find another one
I'm an environmental activist! And it's
getting me nowhere!
The politicans and society
still have no interest
nor money to help improve the environment
They should be capitalising on
the development of solar power
wind and energy fuel efficient systems
They could care less about living with
nature, not damaging the planet
They're all so greedy and money oriented
and I'm so passionate about this!
You're unemployed too?
What are you gonna do?
I don't know
This fucking sucks,
but we'll think of something
I'll become a full time hooker or stripper
and not tell him the truth
I'll tell him I got a
part-time job at the mall
Don't worry babe,
we'll be ok
I'm scared
I'll become a car thief
and not tell her the truth
I'll tell her I got a part-time job
at the factory
I think I know him
that face
Excuse me!
Your baby dropped his toy
Thank you
You're welcome
Cancer chemo is kicking my ass!
I only have a month to live
Go with her. Have a full, long and
healthy, happy life
Be a family
What's up?
We've heard a lot about you
I want to join your gang
Sounds good. Let's talk
The only problem?
You're doing it on our turf
No respect for us
Bringing unwanted attention to us
That's not good man
Fuck you and fuck respect
It's about business
No! It's family!
We eliminated our problem
Eliminated our problem
What? This damn piece of garbage?
Oh god!
He was so young!
What's his family gonna...
Those who don't play by our rules...
... lose
There's more.
You just wait till later today
You politicians and lawyers
you'll appreciate this
Being the greedy liars,
and thiefs that you are
We have a rat amongst us!
An undercover cop
[Excitement]
We trusted you like a brother!
Kill him!
This wasn't part of our deal!
No pay-off is worth this!
I don't want any part of this!
I like what I see
Cut it off!
You're free. Go
I have eliminated the corrupt politicians
and lawyers
I have eliminated the greedy
corporate leaders
I have eliminated those who believe
in violence towards mankind
I have eliminated those who polute
the planets natural ressources
I will eliminate them all if the humans
can not or will not on their own
The humans are failing
to respect this planet
Its natural ressources, energy efficiency,
sustainability
Even their own humankind
You're free. Go
Learn to love yourself. Other humans
and humanity
You have so much to offer nature,
and this planet
I know you from somewhere
Help me!
Save me!
You can save yourself!
I've made you strong enough
to save yourself!
Why doesn't this species understand?
I've given them so much
Respect yourselves
Love nature
Live in peace
Have I failed them?
Go now. Contribute
Provide for your fellow Men and the planet
Make the best of what I've created for you
Don't waste your lives
Tell everyone
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
My experiment on this planet is failing
The humans are failing me
The humans must learn to live in
harmony with nature
They must learn to live peacefully
with other humans
And non-humans
Respect one another
They must learn not to destroy this
wonderful natural environment
And all the gifts that I have given them
They must use their intelligence
to further humanity
Not waste it on greed, violence and lies
Wait for me
Wait for me!
The humans dreams...
...they can come true
I will give them one more chance
If they fail...
...I will destroy this planet
and this experiment
Man has the responsibility...
...not the power
I will come back soon
and decide whether to end it all
or not
I hope humanity has learned its lesson
from all its mistakes
Otherwise I will turn this planet into dust
and begin again