I Am Here... Now (2009) - full transcript

Disappointed by its creation, the almighty being that created Man arrives on Earth in a human form and interacts with various troubled, wicked and sinful people on his journey to Vegas.

TEST

Im disappointed in your species

The human species

Other planets that I've created
in the solar system are doing very well

They respect their species

And the natural environment

Why are the humans failing?

I've given them everything

I've given them everything

Everything

You're crazy!



Think I'm crazy?

I'm so fucking high

I want you so bad

I really don't need to

Holy shit!

We've gone to heaven

Your weapons can not harm me

Have we died and gone to heaven?

Are we in heaven?

No this is not heaven

This is not the way
I intended my experiment

In creating this planet

And this human species to go

I'm disappointed in your species



That's why I'm here

Let's get the hell out of here!
Run!

I've had to freeze you
and make you disappear

But it's only temporary

Humans have taken far too long
to understand solar energy

But they are beginning to make progress now

They think they may have an opportunity
to use it now

But they are in for a surprise

The country is finally seriously
adressing sustainability

And respecting the planets
natural ressources

I'm so excited to be working here!

We're finally producing results generating
solar power

as well as wind-turbine power generation

The engineering research on thermal power
is doing the same

The younger generation will have

a sustainable energy system to look
forward to

Corrupt corporations

Criminals on Wall Street

Greedy politicians

Lying lawyers and insurance companies

Are destroying what I had planned
for this planet

I will eliminate them all

If the humans can not

Or will not, on their own

Now that we've payed off

our fellow elective representatives
in the legislature

That environmental solar panel
development bill

Will fail next week

Not to mention the cash
it will put in our pockets

The country has done without
solar and wind power until now

They can wait a few more years

It's more profitable to be without those

sustainable energy systems at this time

The country has known for years

that the corporations

and certainly the politicians

Don't have the insight or the vision

To create sustainable energy systems

They think there might be an opportunity
for that to happen

But they're in for a surprise

Our network of connections, technology

pay-offs and greed

will never let it happen

It will take a power greater than ours

to get rid of us!

And clean up the systems

and manage the environmental ressources
of this planet

the way they were intended

[Banter]

I'm so sorry but

due to the poor economy,
we're going have to lay you off

Along with some other staff members

We all had the best of intentions
of improving the nations

sustainable energy systems
and environment but

The corruption and greed and big business
and government just won't let it happen

We're all very disappointed

It's always the government and lawyers
that prevent progress

Don't give up

Don't give up!

You can make a difference!

Don't give up

I don't know what I'm gonna do

I can't believe I was laid off

We were doing some of the most important

ecological work with that company

The research we were doing was going
to solve everybody's energy problems

and we couldn't get government support!

They're not going to hire anybody
of us back at this point

and I have this "baby"

How am I going to support her
if I'm all alone?

You'll find something

You're my "twin" sister!

You're pretty and smart

You're hot!

We're hot!

There's no way though I'm going to find
anything half as interesting

Especially in this economy

Become a stripper!

An escort!

You'd be great at that!

You'd just have to give up your...

Shut the fuck up!

There's no way I'm going to become
a stripper

I'm a mother

I have a baby!

You may not have a choice

Look

I have someone I can hook you up with

Just to get you started

And you can lie to everyone,
like all the other girls do

They tell their friends that they're

in various forms of business

but they really are not

they're strippers or escorts!

It's their big secret in sin city

I'm getting kind of desperate

Waouw!

Waouw!

The humans still have not developped
a justice system that punishes the guilty

and protects the innocent

Hey, I've got the new girl to work for us

Very hot

I'd like to do any of these two guys
at the same time

What?

Hell yeah!

I'll do her! Damn!

"Twins"!

I get her first!

This is for you

Come with me

As an elected government official

and as lawyer

we proudly make this donation

As long as you do what I say

and vote on issues that help me

I'll do everything I can

Just keep the goodies coming my way

We're going to have your elected colleague
Mister Smith

and his lawyer

removed from our business affairs

Permanently

They're going to have an infortunate

accident

No! Don't cut off my ear!

No! No!

Don't cut off my hand!

We want you to act surprised and shocked

And when the federal investigation begins

you don't know anything about how
it may have happened

Anything you say

Anything you say

Oh by the way

I'd like to arrange for a thank-you gift

To be given to you later today

Welcome to our world

Double my pleasure

Thank-you

Thank-you for the gift

It will be well worth it

Now that we've paid off our fellow
elective representatives in the legislature

That environmental solar panel
development bill

Will fail next week

Argh! The hell man?

That's just not right

Let me help you

I don't feel so good

Cancer chemo is kicking my ass!

I always wanted to see this

before I died

I only have a month to live

[Excitement]

Stop fucking around

Leave him alone

We have business to do

This is Erik

Our European distributor

for anything outside of the country

I can get you anything your customers want!
Anything!Worldwide!

I have arranged for pay-off protections,
like you have

No government will catch me!

We'll be glad to help you Erik

Anyway we can

We're in it for ourselves

for the pay-offs

We're very well connected

Just keep the gifts, drugs, and girls,
coming our way

We're worldwide now, we'll kill anybody
who gets in our way

We've got to go, now!

Where are my drugs?

I can't do this

My "baby"

I love my "baby"

Once you're high, you won't remember
a thing, just the money you're making

What's up?

You got a problem punk? You wanna to die?

This isn't the way I planned your species

You two are worthless

I'm sorry, we have to lay you off

We're all so sorry

I don't understand how could
they let this happen

Sustainable energy systems are our future

It's all about money. Corporately.

I'm sure this is only a temporary delay

This is not a temporary delay,
it's more politics and corporate greed

They've been trying to develop sustainable
and solar systems for 30 years now

and nothing has happened

They're lying to us

Just like they're lying about trying to
find cures for cancer and other diseases

They could find a cure if they wanted to

It's more profitable not to find any cures

We're all so sorry

You sure are

Now I've lost my job, and I won't be able
to find another one

I'm an environmental activist! And it's
getting me nowhere!

The politicans and society
still have no interest

nor money to help improve the environment

They should be capitalising on
the development of solar power

wind and energy fuel efficient systems

They could care less about living with
nature, not damaging the planet

They're all so greedy and money oriented

and I'm so passionate about this!

You're unemployed too?

What are you gonna do?

I don't know

This fucking sucks,
but we'll think of something

I'll become a full time hooker or stripper
and not tell him the truth

I'll tell him I got a
part-time job at the mall

Don't worry babe,
we'll be ok

I'm scared

I'll become a car thief
and not tell her the truth

I'll tell her I got a part-time job
at the factory

I think I know him

that face

Excuse me!
Your baby dropped his toy

Thank you
You're welcome

Cancer chemo is kicking my ass!

I only have a month to live

Go with her. Have a full, long and
healthy, happy life

Be a family

What's up?
We've heard a lot about you

I want to join your gang

Sounds good. Let's talk

The only problem?
You're doing it on our turf

No respect for us

Bringing unwanted attention to us

That's not good man

Fuck you and fuck respect

It's about business

No! It's family!

We eliminated our problem

Eliminated our problem

What? This damn piece of garbage?

Oh god!

He was so young!

What's his family gonna...

Those who don't play by our rules...

... lose

There's more.
You just wait till later today

You politicians and lawyers

you'll appreciate this

Being the greedy liars,
and thiefs that you are

We have a rat amongst us!

An undercover cop

[Excitement]

We trusted you like a brother!

Kill him!

This wasn't part of our deal!

No pay-off is worth this!

I don't want any part of this!

I like what I see

Cut it off!

You're free. Go

I have eliminated the corrupt politicians
and lawyers

I have eliminated the greedy
corporate leaders

I have eliminated those who believe
in violence towards mankind

I have eliminated those who polute
the planets natural ressources

I will eliminate them all if the humans
can not or will not on their own

The humans are failing
to respect this planet

Its natural ressources, energy efficiency,
sustainability

Even their own humankind

You're free. Go

Learn to love yourself. Other humans

and humanity

You have so much to offer nature,
and this planet

I know you from somewhere

Help me!
Save me!

You can save yourself!

I've made you strong enough
to save yourself!

Why doesn't this species understand?

I've given them so much

Respect yourselves

Love nature

Live in peace

Have I failed them?

Go now. Contribute

Provide for your fellow Men and the planet

Make the best of what I've created for you

Don't waste your lives

Tell everyone

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

My experiment on this planet is failing

The humans are failing me

The humans must learn to live in
harmony with nature

They must learn to live peacefully
with other humans

And non-humans

Respect one another

They must learn not to destroy this
wonderful natural environment

And all the gifts that I have given them

They must use their intelligence
to further humanity

Not waste it on greed, violence and lies

Wait for me

Wait for me!

The humans dreams...

...they can come true

I will give them one more chance

If they fail...

...I will destroy this planet

and this experiment

Man has the responsibility...

...not the power

I will come back soon

and decide whether to end it all
or not

I hope humanity has learned its lesson

from all its mistakes

Otherwise I will turn this planet into dust

and begin again