Hush! (2001) - full transcript
Basics: 2 guys who are gay, one female who is lonely for someone to love. The woman approaches 1 of the guys and wants him to seed her would be child.Gay guy 1 moves through the movie with all the usual angst. Gay guy 2 loves him but is just this side of giving up on gay guy 1 because he is too ambivalent. The parent and families get involved and all heck breaks loose.
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Pretty empty, right?
Can I make you coffee?
No, I'm fine
Leaving?
Yeah
Thanks for letting me stay
My cell phone number...
Jerk...
Sorry
Morning!
Good morning
- Late!
- Sorry
I know it's for your allergies
or whatever,
but will you cut that out?
Everything you touch gets sticky
Fujikura san
This one's next
And he says to hurry with
this afternoon's crown
Sure
There it goes
Right
Here it comes
You did the numbers?
Yeah, they're fine
Let's see
- Height right?
- Yeah
Let's see, I'm not so sure...
Oh, oh
I'm not so sure,
I'm really not so sure
Who was checking this?
Oh, no, it sank
The thing is, in other words,
it sank
Indeed it sank
You get the scale wrong?
I've really had it
Oh, welcome
So that's a cut and shampoo
Yes, please do
Sure, thank you for your business
Thank you
Can't you do something
about this smell?
The boss is really
going at it, isn't he?
What's he up to?
Baking cookies
Cookies?
He's mashing pit viper
something and seal something,
for canine virility cookies
What is that?
Don't ask me
I'm sorry, welcome
Welcome
Not another customer?
I thought this was our appointment
Oh, I'm sorry, there's no problem
Oh, good...
OK, Tess, into the cage
Love, dear, over here now
No, no, Love
Hi, Love
Good girl
- Hello
- Hello
Mai, say hello to the nice man
Hello, Mai
Hello
I'm sorry, we'll be finished in a minute
Love, sit, sit...
Tadokoro san!
What, I don't believe this
Wow, oh, hello, Mai
Hey, Love, I can't believe this
I was just, remember those...
- Oops, I'm sorry
- What?
Cookies
Cookies...
The ones you were talking about?
Are they ready?
Hotter than hot
Oh, my gracious, and what does
hotter than hot mean?
Hear that Love?
He says they're hotter than hot
Love, come get your cookies
Cookie time already?
Clean up this place
My gracious my ass
I'm definitely quitting
There you go again
Any man who stuffs his cardigan
into his pants deserves to die
That woman's planning to make
a bundle on Love's puppies
The boss has the hots for her?
Whatever she wants, he gets
The guy's separated for cheating
on his wife, unbelievable
Hey, life's a slippery slope
Beats me...
Long day
Long day
I know it's last minute,
but I'm collecting for
Mayama san's wedding gift
Oh, I see
...we went looking
for engagement rings...
Sure, how much is it?
8,500 yen, including tonight's party
I've only got 5,000
I'm sorry it's so sudden
Take this
Pay me later
I'll cover for you
Later, then
Welcome
What do you want, Mai dear?
A monkey
They don't sell monkeys here
Mommy's got to buy some milk
I've got enough for Love...
Mai, go find your Daddy's dinner
Thank you
No, I'm serious
Serious what?
No, you're just
the insensitive type
Oh, be like more...
You're just such a
damned perfectionist
But it's...
No, people hate that about you
They do?
Say there
Been a while
Why are you ignoring me?
I mean we even fucked
The thing is, I saw what you did
in there and it made me think
Brats are the worst, aren't they?
Their heavy heads throw
them off balance
They shouldn't run around like that
Makes me shudder to think
they represent Japan's future
Thing is
Keeps me awake nights
Hey!
Oh, yes
You're still a brat yourself
Hey, now
My nose flared...
Otherwise, you get pissy
You'll be a mean old hag
Bring him, I'll check him out
So where'd you meet?
Cruising?
This one lives on cruise alley
Listen, I told him to come here
Sure, fine
- I'll introduce you
- Me, too
Just go home
Why?
I'll pay your tab
I gotta check him out
You're mean
I won't be
You ruined the other one
But he was ugly
I promise
Promise to behave?
Promise, OK?
Like he split up before
and make a big fuss right?
I did not make a fuss
- Yes you did
- Did not
Did too, right over there
Did not
Did too, I saw you
crying your eyes out
Come in!
He's here, Hiro
So cute, cute, cute!
Ouch! That hurts!
You'll be fine
Where's the rubber?
- Let me do it in the raw, OK?
- We've got it, let's use it
No, it doesn't feel as good
OK, OK
Mayama
Yeah?
What?
You know, I...
Disgusting...
Drank too much
What is it?
Congratulations
Onto karaoke...
Thank you
God, he was ugly
I've never seen one so ugly
You're so mean
Look at that whore strut
Why do you over-react to macho men?
But it pisses me off,
thinks he's got big nipples
One more bar?
Let's drink on Hiro's tab
Sorry, I went ahead
Thought I'd make coffee
Oh, right
Oh, I'll do that
It's cold in here
You get dressed
Um...
What?
My socks
The other one
Found it
This
Here
See this lump here?
Yes
A fibroid
The most common ovarian cyst
It'll grow unless
you take care of it
Your periods been heavy?
Yeah
You're not pregnant
I see
It's a benign cyst,
just get rid of it
Do you know what caused it?
Don't know
Opinions vary,
but it's usually called
a "sex callus"
You sleep around,
you get lots of germs in you
What, two abortions already?
Planning on children?
What?
If not, why don't you just
remove your ovaries
Get rid of what you don't need
You worry about pregnancy
every time you fuck, right?
I'll reserve a bed for you
You can't have sex for a couple
of months, but you'll manage
Excuse me
Yes
Is there a Fujikura here?
See that car there?
He's probably asleep behind it
Mind if I smoke?
Want one?
Oh, you quit...
I went to the doctor's today
I might have to have surgery...
You still seeing those doctors?
You keep taking those drugs,
you really will go nuts
Dad, your eyes,
they look just like drops
OK?
Fine, fine
I'm hungry, where shall we go?
...there's this lady
that comes into the shop
She's really weird
Wants to sell puppies to
buy a new car, the worst, no?
Her Golden's really ugly, too
She says it's pedigreed,
but there's no way it's pure
What, you like kids?
Huh? Not especially
It's just,
I think it'd be different
if I had kids
Different how?
I mean, can you even
do it with a woman?
Don't talk about that here
Who cares
If you're that pressed for time,
we could've met by your office
Not near my office
Why not?
No good restaurants
Don't want to see
anyone from work
You don't want
to be seen with me?
It's too complicated to explain
You think?
You could say I'm a friend
It's just complicated at work
What's with the attitude!
You were just sitting there
the whole time, not exactly busy
You must've seen who took it
Dunno, I was reading
That was my only umbrella
It was my favorite
And no, I don't want a different one
It was just a plastic cheapie
How do you know?
You were watching, you saw
Saw nothing
Will you shut up?
It'll cost you a measly 300 yen
Get a new one
How dare you!
What do you mean, "measly!"
It's measly
What's that mean?
Close that book
What the...
Thank you!
I'll get this
Gee thanks
That's 2,800 yen
Thank you
Sure
Um...
Go ahead, take this one
Lots more at the office
Throw it away when you're done
But...
We have a car, we're fine
Bye
- What's with her?
- What?
That girl is definitely sick
Surprised?
Your landlord's an idiot
Said I was your brother, she let me in
Ouch!
It's me, me!
Me, it's me
Ouch
Hey, stop, it's me
Ouch, ouch
Um, excuse me
Yes?
Hello, can I help you?
They make you do that?
They're so mean
I saw them playing
in the rest area
Oh, really?
It's my job, after all
Shall I help you?
I'm fine
Can I ask you?
What?
Are you in love with someone?
Kind of sudden
You seem like you'd
have unusual taste
Oh, yeah
Someone boyish, maybe
Whatever
Floor's wet there
My left leg's just a little
shorter than my right
So I can't wear pumps with heels
If I do, I have to shave
down one heel or add inserts
and I just look ridiculous
That's why I always
wear these cheap, tacky flats
- Shoes?
- Shoes
Shoes are made to be worn
Huh
But you know those women
who seem to be so fearless
When I see a woman like that,
I can't help feeling
I'm worthless
But that's not true
Really?
I mean...
That makes me happy
I really wanted you to know
Oh, right
I have to make a call
Oh, no!
I'm so sorry
It's fine
I'm really sorry
It's nice to have a meal like this,
just two women
I don't have many women friends
Not surprising
What?
So?
What do you want?
Oh, I'm sorry
Here we've only just met
and I invite you out
But I don't have
anyone else to talk to
I'm just terribly confused
about what to do
When I met you today,
I knew you'd be fine
Like I could trust you
A sixth sense
I have that about people
You recruiting?
I have a handicap
So how someone sees me
is very important
Are they condescending,
are they respectful
I have to be especially
careful choosing people
I'm in love with someone
With someone who accepts me
just the way I am
Listen...
But I'm anxious
He can be timid, you know
And even if he cares about me,
if someone aggressively seduces him,
he might just be tempted
And I really couldn't bear that...
I don't know who you're talking
about so I really don't know...
I'm talking about Katsuhiro
Don't be so thick
What!
We're getting married
Huh?
Hospitalization Form
Wow, so this is where you work
Oh...
I'll come over there
Kind of like a monster movie set
Yeah
The umbrella
Thanks for the new one
Well, I broke the other one
I'm sorry to bother you at work
Had to talk to you
About what?
But first I need
to know something
That woman, Nagata san,
who works here
Are you going to marry her?
Huh!
No, I am not
She's just someone I work with
That's what I thought
What is this?
That's exactly what I thought
One more thing
Your lover is that man you were
with at the noodle shop, right?
Am I wrong?
Is it that...
I'm sorry, I don't really know
that much about gay people
No, it's OK
Is it a secret?
No...
Is it that obvious to strangers?
It's just I've tried to live
my life very carefully
I'm sorry if I've offended you
Somehow...
I always manage,
to fudge things...
Any more questions?
No, that's all
Listen, I don't like beating around
the bush, so I'll just say it
I want a baby
Hello?
Not to marry you or go out
with you or anything
I just... want a child
Kind of sudden, isn't it?
It's just...
Your eyes
When I saw your eyes
Eyes?
I thought you have a father's eyes
You say, a father's eyes, but...
I mean, I wouldn't be
a burden or anything,
I know you have a lover...
Don't look so troubled
But it's a child, after all
Besides, these days there are
lots of ways to do it without sex
That's not the...
What do you say?
A child...
But...
Hold me tight!
Hold me, hold me
Hey, are you OK?
Listen, think it over, OK?
Just 3 minutes of exercise a day
can result in well-toned,
sexy abdominals
Abs, huh...
Great...
Listen, listen,
you know those ab machines
they have at the gym
How much you think they cost?
Use 'em at the gym
But do you think
they're expensive?
Huh?
So go to the gym
No, I'm asking if they're expensive
Do you or don't you know?
I don't know
Then just tell me
I was just asking you
You're mad
I'm not
You always eat ice cream
when you're mad
Says who?
I was distracted, I'm sorry
Forget it
What?
It's just today...
Yeah?
Someone said
I have a father's eyes
What? Who?
The woman I loaned
the umbrella to
What's that about?
Why'd you see her?
She came to give it back
You know, I lost my dad
when I was little
So I've never really
had a father image
I never imagined myself as one
Of course not
You're gay
I know, but...
You love men, right?
I always figured it was
out of the question
What is?
What?
You know, having a family
or whatever
I mean, in our world,
relationships rarely last
You have to be prepared
to go it alone
You're so tough
No I'm not
I'm sorry
I'm with you...
because I don't like being alone
Yeah, sorry
It's OK
I can't breathe...
Beats being Ionely
Yup...
I'll go tell her
Tell her what?
She asked me to make a baby
The thing is,
I over-plucked my eyebrows
Think they'll grow back?
Sure
You really think
I bet it'll take at least 2 or 3 weeks
You really think they're OK?
You were moaning, Fujikura san
Yeah, it still hurts a little
Of course it does
You got chopped up inside
Thing is, I over-plucked them
Think they'll be OK?
Fujikura, Fujikura
I don't see it
Are you sure it's this ward?
Just that she's in
Gynecology
I see
I wonder
I see
Oh, I've got her, thanks
Katsuhiro?
Oh, no
I can't believe how hard
this place is to find
I kept going in circles
It is so awfully hot
You keep a clean toilet
Why did you come here?
I told you not to
How else can I see you?
You always say you're so busy,
but you don't look so busy to me
I'm just on my way to work
Don't you have a clay pot?
What for?
For one-pot tofu
First thing in the morning?
I'm famous for loving tofu
Famous where?
Wow, do you live with him?
He's so handsome
You got your mother's taste in men
I must meet him
Don't bother
Hey, hey
We've got lots to talk about
Like what, for instance?
You know I've been
thinking about your future
Don't bother
Oops, sorry
But you've got to, 'cause eventually
you're having that operation
It's OK, I've adjusted to it
I'm not the type to be shaken
by that sort of thing
What operation?
You'll get breasts,
like this, right?
No I will not
You've always been like that
Never known how to open up
What a shock!
Why are you crying?
You do as you please for now
Once you're older, you'll see
Finally, it comes down to blood
About family, relatives
Everyone else is a stranger,
even that man there
Don't say "that man"
What will a stranger ever do for you
What's going to happen to you!
Oh, whatever
But excuse me,
I'm not having any operation
Really?
You're not?
That's it, right there
Oh, Love, Love
You're so lucky, Love
How is it?
Not quite there
Right there, right there
Oh, lucky, lucky Love
Mai, let's go play outside
Don't worry about her
Mai wants to see Love hard at work
Look Mai, encourage Love
But doesn't...
Go, go, Love
C'mon, hang in there
Are you OK?
Isn't it hot in here?
Let's go over there,
look how cute
Are you OK? Sit down
What happened?
Go clean up the mess in there
It's scary in there
Oh, I'll do it
Sorry, you do it
No, not me!
Just do it!
Hey, this is Katsuhiro's phone
Fujikura Asako
Fujikura...
Hello?
So,
how long now?
I first met him a long time ago
We work together
We started dating recently
Oh, the same job
He didn't tell me
It must be really rough
on your hands
But I really wonder about all that
It's fine to be affectionate
But the ones who dress
them in little wool outfits
I think a natural coat's the best
Excuse me,
what are you talking about?
What?
What?
Do you like tofu?
One-pot tofu, silken
Yes
Oh, good
It's no fun eating one-pot alone
When it's hot out, best to eat
hot food and sweat it all out
They're out of lemon soy sauce
Oh, no
And gently tighten
And once more
And tighten,
gently, like you're trying not to pee
Nice and tight now
Close the birth canal
And open it
And once more
OK, now for a new exercise
Your hands on the base
of your breasts
And be careful not to
touch your nipples
That could put you into labor
OK, now the other side
Gently push
Just what is this?
Aerobics
That's not what I mean
I've been researching
into giving birth
No, how long has
this been going on?
What's been going on?
I thought he turned you down,
that nonsense about
having a kid
But I decided not to give up
Thought I'd persuade him
The worst
What's he doing behind my back?
Hey, could you help me?
What?
He's always evading me
If I raise a baby with him,
we should share child-rearing
Which means you'll be involved
since you live with him
It'd be best if you two...
Really, won't you
talk to him about it?
You really are crazy
Hear that all the time
Used to, that is
Can't you take it somewhere else?
There's got to be lots of men
There are sperm banks
Couldn't you just leave us alone?
We finally...
Don't get me wrong
I have no intention of
coming between you two
What do you want then?
Just to have a baby with him
Why him?
And you? Why him yourself?
Nice to meet you, I'm Yuji
Cheers
And what is her name?
Asako san
Asako?
Asa as in morning?
What a dumb name!
Wow, cute, amazing!
Eat up now,
food here's great
This is really fabulous, drink up
Hey, bar boy
Bring some more ice over
You're so attentive
Now she's praising me, wow
Naoya had warned me
you're a real pain
What was it again?
Your name?
- Your name
- Asako
She's so wonderful
We don't usually let
women into these places
Oh, really?
But today's an exception
'cause we're with you
Then I should be grateful
Oh, I adore gratitude
Oh, yes, let's be nice!
Cheers
When I came here
before they let women in
No
You have?
Sure I have
When I was in a theatre group
Don't tell me you're an actress
Gave it up years ago
Why 'cause you're ugly?
Oh, stupid me,
I'm so very sorry
Listen, Yuji, how was work?
Work?
All done
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice
So sorry
Do it myself
So ugly,
no I meant clumsy
You sure you can have a kid?
Dumb or clumsy,
guess you can make a baby
I heard from Naoya,
you're going to be a mother
Congratulations
OK, everyone, let's have a toast!
This girl is
getting semen from Naoya's
boyfriend to make a baby
Hey, Yuji, shut up
You're so brave
Or maybe you have
a semen fetish?
Oh, no
Do your ovaries dream
up these schemes?
Think with your ovaries?
Listen
I don't think with my ovaries
I've got a brain
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Pretty empty, right?
Can I make you coffee?
No, I'm fine
Leaving?
Yeah
Thanks for letting me stay
My cell phone number...
Jerk...
Sorry
Morning!
Good morning
- Late!
- Sorry
I know it's for your allergies
or whatever,
but will you cut that out?
Everything you touch gets sticky
Fujikura san
This one's next
And he says to hurry with
this afternoon's crown
Sure
There it goes
Right
Here it comes
You did the numbers?
Yeah, they're fine
Let's see
- Height right?
- Yeah
Let's see, I'm not so sure...
Oh, oh
I'm not so sure,
I'm really not so sure
Who was checking this?
Oh, no, it sank
The thing is, in other words,
it sank
Indeed it sank
You get the scale wrong?
I've really had it
Oh, welcome
So that's a cut and shampoo
Yes, please do
Sure, thank you for your business
Thank you
Can't you do something
about this smell?
The boss is really
going at it, isn't he?
What's he up to?
Baking cookies
Cookies?
He's mashing pit viper
something and seal something,
for canine virility cookies
What is that?
Don't ask me
I'm sorry, welcome
Welcome
Not another customer?
I thought this was our appointment
Oh, I'm sorry, there's no problem
Oh, good...
OK, Tess, into the cage
Love, dear, over here now
No, no, Love
Hi, Love
Good girl
- Hello
- Hello
Mai, say hello to the nice man
Hello, Mai
Hello
I'm sorry, we'll be finished in a minute
Love, sit, sit...
Tadokoro san!
What, I don't believe this
Wow, oh, hello, Mai
Hey, Love, I can't believe this
I was just, remember those...
- Oops, I'm sorry
- What?
Cookies
Cookies...
The ones you were talking about?
Are they ready?
Hotter than hot
Oh, my gracious, and what does
hotter than hot mean?
Hear that Love?
He says they're hotter than hot
Love, come get your cookies
Cookie time already?
Clean up this place
My gracious my ass
I'm definitely quitting
There you go again
Any man who stuffs his cardigan
into his pants deserves to die
That woman's planning to make
a bundle on Love's puppies
The boss has the hots for her?
Whatever she wants, he gets
The guy's separated for cheating
on his wife, unbelievable
Hey, life's a slippery slope
Beats me...
Long day
Long day
I know it's last minute,
but I'm collecting for
Mayama san's wedding gift
Oh, I see
...we went looking
for engagement rings...
Sure, how much is it?
8,500 yen, including tonight's party
I've only got 5,000
I'm sorry it's so sudden
Take this
Pay me later
I'll cover for you
Later, then
Welcome
What do you want, Mai dear?
A monkey
They don't sell monkeys here
Mommy's got to buy some milk
I've got enough for Love...
Mai, go find your Daddy's dinner
Thank you
No, I'm serious
Serious what?
No, you're just
the insensitive type
Oh, be like more...
You're just such a
damned perfectionist
But it's...
No, people hate that about you
They do?
Say there
Been a while
Why are you ignoring me?
I mean we even fucked
The thing is, I saw what you did
in there and it made me think
Brats are the worst, aren't they?
Their heavy heads throw
them off balance
They shouldn't run around like that
Makes me shudder to think
they represent Japan's future
Thing is
Keeps me awake nights
Hey!
Oh, yes
You're still a brat yourself
Hey, now
My nose flared...
Otherwise, you get pissy
You'll be a mean old hag
Bring him, I'll check him out
So where'd you meet?
Cruising?
This one lives on cruise alley
Listen, I told him to come here
Sure, fine
- I'll introduce you
- Me, too
Just go home
Why?
I'll pay your tab
I gotta check him out
You're mean
I won't be
You ruined the other one
But he was ugly
I promise
Promise to behave?
Promise, OK?
Like he split up before
and make a big fuss right?
I did not make a fuss
- Yes you did
- Did not
Did too, right over there
Did not
Did too, I saw you
crying your eyes out
Come in!
He's here, Hiro
So cute, cute, cute!
Ouch! That hurts!
You'll be fine
Where's the rubber?
- Let me do it in the raw, OK?
- We've got it, let's use it
No, it doesn't feel as good
OK, OK
Mayama
Yeah?
What?
You know, I...
Disgusting...
Drank too much
What is it?
Congratulations
Onto karaoke...
Thank you
God, he was ugly
I've never seen one so ugly
You're so mean
Look at that whore strut
Why do you over-react to macho men?
But it pisses me off,
thinks he's got big nipples
One more bar?
Let's drink on Hiro's tab
Sorry, I went ahead
Thought I'd make coffee
Oh, right
Oh, I'll do that
It's cold in here
You get dressed
Um...
What?
My socks
The other one
Found it
This
Here
See this lump here?
Yes
A fibroid
The most common ovarian cyst
It'll grow unless
you take care of it
Your periods been heavy?
Yeah
You're not pregnant
I see
It's a benign cyst,
just get rid of it
Do you know what caused it?
Don't know
Opinions vary,
but it's usually called
a "sex callus"
You sleep around,
you get lots of germs in you
What, two abortions already?
Planning on children?
What?
If not, why don't you just
remove your ovaries
Get rid of what you don't need
You worry about pregnancy
every time you fuck, right?
I'll reserve a bed for you
You can't have sex for a couple
of months, but you'll manage
Excuse me
Yes
Is there a Fujikura here?
See that car there?
He's probably asleep behind it
Mind if I smoke?
Want one?
Oh, you quit...
I went to the doctor's today
I might have to have surgery...
You still seeing those doctors?
You keep taking those drugs,
you really will go nuts
Dad, your eyes,
they look just like drops
OK?
Fine, fine
I'm hungry, where shall we go?
...there's this lady
that comes into the shop
She's really weird
Wants to sell puppies to
buy a new car, the worst, no?
Her Golden's really ugly, too
She says it's pedigreed,
but there's no way it's pure
What, you like kids?
Huh? Not especially
It's just,
I think it'd be different
if I had kids
Different how?
I mean, can you even
do it with a woman?
Don't talk about that here
Who cares
If you're that pressed for time,
we could've met by your office
Not near my office
Why not?
No good restaurants
Don't want to see
anyone from work
You don't want
to be seen with me?
It's too complicated to explain
You think?
You could say I'm a friend
It's just complicated at work
What's with the attitude!
You were just sitting there
the whole time, not exactly busy
You must've seen who took it
Dunno, I was reading
That was my only umbrella
It was my favorite
And no, I don't want a different one
It was just a plastic cheapie
How do you know?
You were watching, you saw
Saw nothing
Will you shut up?
It'll cost you a measly 300 yen
Get a new one
How dare you!
What do you mean, "measly!"
It's measly
What's that mean?
Close that book
What the...
Thank you!
I'll get this
Gee thanks
That's 2,800 yen
Thank you
Sure
Um...
Go ahead, take this one
Lots more at the office
Throw it away when you're done
But...
We have a car, we're fine
Bye
- What's with her?
- What?
That girl is definitely sick
Surprised?
Your landlord's an idiot
Said I was your brother, she let me in
Ouch!
It's me, me!
Me, it's me
Ouch
Hey, stop, it's me
Ouch, ouch
Um, excuse me
Yes?
Hello, can I help you?
They make you do that?
They're so mean
I saw them playing
in the rest area
Oh, really?
It's my job, after all
Shall I help you?
I'm fine
Can I ask you?
What?
Are you in love with someone?
Kind of sudden
You seem like you'd
have unusual taste
Oh, yeah
Someone boyish, maybe
Whatever
Floor's wet there
My left leg's just a little
shorter than my right
So I can't wear pumps with heels
If I do, I have to shave
down one heel or add inserts
and I just look ridiculous
That's why I always
wear these cheap, tacky flats
- Shoes?
- Shoes
Shoes are made to be worn
Huh
But you know those women
who seem to be so fearless
When I see a woman like that,
I can't help feeling
I'm worthless
But that's not true
Really?
I mean...
That makes me happy
I really wanted you to know
Oh, right
I have to make a call
Oh, no!
I'm so sorry
It's fine
I'm really sorry
It's nice to have a meal like this,
just two women
I don't have many women friends
Not surprising
What?
So?
What do you want?
Oh, I'm sorry
Here we've only just met
and I invite you out
But I don't have
anyone else to talk to
I'm just terribly confused
about what to do
When I met you today,
I knew you'd be fine
Like I could trust you
A sixth sense
I have that about people
You recruiting?
I have a handicap
So how someone sees me
is very important
Are they condescending,
are they respectful
I have to be especially
careful choosing people
I'm in love with someone
With someone who accepts me
just the way I am
Listen...
But I'm anxious
He can be timid, you know
And even if he cares about me,
if someone aggressively seduces him,
he might just be tempted
And I really couldn't bear that...
I don't know who you're talking
about so I really don't know...
I'm talking about Katsuhiro
Don't be so thick
What!
We're getting married
Huh?
Hospitalization Form
Wow, so this is where you work
Oh...
I'll come over there
Kind of like a monster movie set
Yeah
The umbrella
Thanks for the new one
Well, I broke the other one
I'm sorry to bother you at work
Had to talk to you
About what?
But first I need
to know something
That woman, Nagata san,
who works here
Are you going to marry her?
Huh!
No, I am not
She's just someone I work with
That's what I thought
What is this?
That's exactly what I thought
One more thing
Your lover is that man you were
with at the noodle shop, right?
Am I wrong?
Is it that...
I'm sorry, I don't really know
that much about gay people
No, it's OK
Is it a secret?
No...
Is it that obvious to strangers?
It's just I've tried to live
my life very carefully
I'm sorry if I've offended you
Somehow...
I always manage,
to fudge things...
Any more questions?
No, that's all
Listen, I don't like beating around
the bush, so I'll just say it
I want a baby
Hello?
Not to marry you or go out
with you or anything
I just... want a child
Kind of sudden, isn't it?
It's just...
Your eyes
When I saw your eyes
Eyes?
I thought you have a father's eyes
You say, a father's eyes, but...
I mean, I wouldn't be
a burden or anything,
I know you have a lover...
Don't look so troubled
But it's a child, after all
Besides, these days there are
lots of ways to do it without sex
That's not the...
What do you say?
A child...
But...
Hold me tight!
Hold me, hold me
Hey, are you OK?
Listen, think it over, OK?
Just 3 minutes of exercise a day
can result in well-toned,
sexy abdominals
Abs, huh...
Great...
Listen, listen,
you know those ab machines
they have at the gym
How much you think they cost?
Use 'em at the gym
But do you think
they're expensive?
Huh?
So go to the gym
No, I'm asking if they're expensive
Do you or don't you know?
I don't know
Then just tell me
I was just asking you
You're mad
I'm not
You always eat ice cream
when you're mad
Says who?
I was distracted, I'm sorry
Forget it
What?
It's just today...
Yeah?
Someone said
I have a father's eyes
What? Who?
The woman I loaned
the umbrella to
What's that about?
Why'd you see her?
She came to give it back
You know, I lost my dad
when I was little
So I've never really
had a father image
I never imagined myself as one
Of course not
You're gay
I know, but...
You love men, right?
I always figured it was
out of the question
What is?
What?
You know, having a family
or whatever
I mean, in our world,
relationships rarely last
You have to be prepared
to go it alone
You're so tough
No I'm not
I'm sorry
I'm with you...
because I don't like being alone
Yeah, sorry
It's OK
I can't breathe...
Beats being Ionely
Yup...
I'll go tell her
Tell her what?
She asked me to make a baby
The thing is,
I over-plucked my eyebrows
Think they'll grow back?
Sure
You really think
I bet it'll take at least 2 or 3 weeks
You really think they're OK?
You were moaning, Fujikura san
Yeah, it still hurts a little
Of course it does
You got chopped up inside
Thing is, I over-plucked them
Think they'll be OK?
Fujikura, Fujikura
I don't see it
Are you sure it's this ward?
Just that she's in
Gynecology
I see
I wonder
I see
Oh, I've got her, thanks
Katsuhiro?
Oh, no
I can't believe how hard
this place is to find
I kept going in circles
It is so awfully hot
You keep a clean toilet
Why did you come here?
I told you not to
How else can I see you?
You always say you're so busy,
but you don't look so busy to me
I'm just on my way to work
Don't you have a clay pot?
What for?
For one-pot tofu
First thing in the morning?
I'm famous for loving tofu
Famous where?
Wow, do you live with him?
He's so handsome
You got your mother's taste in men
I must meet him
Don't bother
Hey, hey
We've got lots to talk about
Like what, for instance?
You know I've been
thinking about your future
Don't bother
Oops, sorry
But you've got to, 'cause eventually
you're having that operation
It's OK, I've adjusted to it
I'm not the type to be shaken
by that sort of thing
What operation?
You'll get breasts,
like this, right?
No I will not
You've always been like that
Never known how to open up
What a shock!
Why are you crying?
You do as you please for now
Once you're older, you'll see
Finally, it comes down to blood
About family, relatives
Everyone else is a stranger,
even that man there
Don't say "that man"
What will a stranger ever do for you
What's going to happen to you!
Oh, whatever
But excuse me,
I'm not having any operation
Really?
You're not?
That's it, right there
Oh, Love, Love
You're so lucky, Love
How is it?
Not quite there
Right there, right there
Oh, lucky, lucky Love
Mai, let's go play outside
Don't worry about her
Mai wants to see Love hard at work
Look Mai, encourage Love
But doesn't...
Go, go, Love
C'mon, hang in there
Are you OK?
Isn't it hot in here?
Let's go over there,
look how cute
Are you OK? Sit down
What happened?
Go clean up the mess in there
It's scary in there
Oh, I'll do it
Sorry, you do it
No, not me!
Just do it!
Hey, this is Katsuhiro's phone
Fujikura Asako
Fujikura...
Hello?
So,
how long now?
I first met him a long time ago
We work together
We started dating recently
Oh, the same job
He didn't tell me
It must be really rough
on your hands
But I really wonder about all that
It's fine to be affectionate
But the ones who dress
them in little wool outfits
I think a natural coat's the best
Excuse me,
what are you talking about?
What?
What?
Do you like tofu?
One-pot tofu, silken
Yes
Oh, good
It's no fun eating one-pot alone
When it's hot out, best to eat
hot food and sweat it all out
They're out of lemon soy sauce
Oh, no
And gently tighten
And once more
And tighten,
gently, like you're trying not to pee
Nice and tight now
Close the birth canal
And open it
And once more
OK, now for a new exercise
Your hands on the base
of your breasts
And be careful not to
touch your nipples
That could put you into labor
OK, now the other side
Gently push
Just what is this?
Aerobics
That's not what I mean
I've been researching
into giving birth
No, how long has
this been going on?
What's been going on?
I thought he turned you down,
that nonsense about
having a kid
But I decided not to give up
Thought I'd persuade him
The worst
What's he doing behind my back?
Hey, could you help me?
What?
He's always evading me
If I raise a baby with him,
we should share child-rearing
Which means you'll be involved
since you live with him
It'd be best if you two...
Really, won't you
talk to him about it?
You really are crazy
Hear that all the time
Used to, that is
Can't you take it somewhere else?
There's got to be lots of men
There are sperm banks
Couldn't you just leave us alone?
We finally...
Don't get me wrong
I have no intention of
coming between you two
What do you want then?
Just to have a baby with him
Why him?
And you? Why him yourself?
Nice to meet you, I'm Yuji
Cheers
And what is her name?
Asako san
Asako?
Asa as in morning?
What a dumb name!
Wow, cute, amazing!
Eat up now,
food here's great
This is really fabulous, drink up
Hey, bar boy
Bring some more ice over
You're so attentive
Now she's praising me, wow
Naoya had warned me
you're a real pain
What was it again?
Your name?
- Your name
- Asako
She's so wonderful
We don't usually let
women into these places
Oh, really?
But today's an exception
'cause we're with you
Then I should be grateful
Oh, I adore gratitude
Oh, yes, let's be nice!
Cheers
When I came here
before they let women in
No
You have?
Sure I have
When I was in a theatre group
Don't tell me you're an actress
Gave it up years ago
Why 'cause you're ugly?
Oh, stupid me,
I'm so very sorry
Listen, Yuji, how was work?
Work?
All done
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice
So sorry
Do it myself
So ugly,
no I meant clumsy
You sure you can have a kid?
Dumb or clumsy,
guess you can make a baby
I heard from Naoya,
you're going to be a mother
Congratulations
OK, everyone, let's have a toast!
This girl is
getting semen from Naoya's
boyfriend to make a baby
Hey, Yuji, shut up
You're so brave
Or maybe you have
a semen fetish?
Oh, no
Do your ovaries dream
up these schemes?
Think with your ovaries?
Listen
I don't think with my ovaries
I've got a brain
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.