Human Hibachi (2020) - full transcript

Can we get you anything?

No, no thanks.

All right, Officer

Hutchinson will be right in.

Thank you.

How are you?

This is Officer Hutchinson,

the date is Thursday,

September 12th, 2019.

Police Department,

regarding case 2018-010-075.

This is a multiple homicide

investigation

that occurred at the.

I'm here seated with the

victim's mother, Nancy Williams.

Nancy for voice identification

purposes,

please state your name out loud?

Nancy Williams.

Okay, the time is 1515 hours.

Okay, we're here to present you

with the film made by the

culprits

in connection with your

daughter Katie's murder,

along with her friends.

Thank you.

You instructed us you'd rather

watch that here with someone.

Well, I just feel safer here,

I don't have anybody

else and I'm all alone.

That's why I was willing to do

it.

Thank you.

I must warn you again that

this footage is quite graphic.

I've been doing police work for

15 years,

I've never seen anything quite

like this.

And granted it's a small

town, not much happens,

but ask any of my three officers

and they'll tell you the same,

this is complete insanity.

You mean it's like a real

movie?

What kind of sick people

do stuff like this?

Well, you could call it a

movie.

There's music, different

scenes, they've edited together,

they really knew what they were

doing.

Filmmakers or something.

I know it seems insane that

they would wanna document

their crimes and sell that,

but once something like this

hits the black market overseas,

that's where it usually stays.

Apparently there's a lot of

money in it.

I'm ready, I won't sleep at

night

until you put these people away.

Well, we do have most

of them in custody,

and our goal is to eliminate

anyone

who's had any part in this.

Thank you.

I assure you we'll reach

our ultimate goal on that.

Now, if for any reason

this becomes too much,

or you need me to stop at any

time,

please let me know and I will.

I appreciate that, thank you.

Hello, welcome to my

restaurant.

Hi, thank you.

Are you dining alone?

No, my boyfriend's in the

bathroom.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

You don't mind if I

take a picture of you, do you?

I like to have them in my

restaurant

for very special guests.

Sure!

So on three, say

sushi, one, two, three.

Sushi!

Oh, wait-

Wake up beautiful.

Happy birthday, baby.

Aw, they're beautiful, thank

you.

Come on, it's your

birthday.

You gotta get up early,

it's only come once a year.

Oh, you're supposed to

sleep in on your birthday.

What is with the camera, Reo?

Well, I wasn't sure

what to get you this year.

So I decided I would document

your 35th birthday on camera,

so you will always have it as a

memory.

Oh, that's thoughtful, I

guess.

I eventually added

two or 10 minutes of video.

It's very thoughtful Reo.

I look like shit right now,

though.

You always beautiful.

These tits so great, baby.

I know, like you tell

me on a daily basis.

Also, if you wanted to get me

something

that lasted a lifetime,

you could have gotten

me an engagement ring.

That will come soon.

I've been hearing that for a

year now.

I have the day

all planned out for you,

we have a lot to do.

Oh, really, and what is that?

Just follow my lead.

Okay, well, I'm going to get a

shower,

and you are not documenting

that.

Can I, please?

No, shut it off!

All right, fine.

Reo, what the fuck, I

told you not the shower!

Aw, come on babe,

this won't make the final cut.

Stop, seriously?

Stop videoing me on my birthday!

How are they?

They're good, what are you

looking at?

What is so funny?

♪ Happy birthday too you ♪

Oh, my God,

that is so embarrassing.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Katie ♪

♪ Happy birthday too you ♪

And since it's your birthday

and you guys are loyal

customers,

we want to get you a little

something.

So there's a gift card in here

for the next time you guys come

in on us.

- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

You're welcome,

enjoy.

I had to it.

Most embarrassing thing ever.

Are you trying to get me fat?

There has to be close to

1,500 calories in this slice.

Hey, it's your birthday,

there's no calorie counting

today.

Yeah, you're right, you're

right.

You should be ordering

cocktails.

It's 10:00 in the morning!

You've gotta

give us some good stuff

to make this video exciting.

How about you can film us

fucking later?

Yeah, that's

what I'm talking about.

You wouldn't let me film

you in the shower earlier,

but now you are ready

to make a porn video?

I'm obviously kidding.

Time for the cake?

Do you want a piece?

No, you know I hate

cake.

Come one, you have to,

it's bad luck not to eat a

piece of my birthday cake.

You're right, it is.

But first, I have to document

you actually eating cake.

Come on, you can do it.

It's terrible.

It's delicious,

suck it up buttercup.

See that's not so bad, I'm proud

of you.

Asian don't eat cake.

Well you should

then, 'cause it's delicious.

Not that many people

here today.

You enjoy that, huh?

Yeah, I'm over the

whole calorie thing now.

Now you're in

the birthdays feeling.

Just wait till tonight.

Lots of wine.

Oh, you're gonna drink?

You're ready to get

outta here?

Where are we going?

You will see.

Oh, now I'm getting exited.

Okay, let me get that.

Why didn't we just drive,

you know how I feel about

trains?

I do like this one.

Yeah, that's sexy.

Should I try it on?

Yeah, you look great in

red.

Would you like to try that

dress on?

It's a beautiful dress.

Yes, I would love to,

oh wait, never mind.

It's 30% off today.

Just try it on Kate.

Did you see the price?

Don't worry about the

price,

I want you to look

amazing tonight, I got it.

Did you hit the lottery

overnight or something?

Maybe.

Okay, I'll take you to the

fitting room.

Thank you.

I'm sorry sir, you can't

come back to the fitting room.

Okay, no problem.

- How?

- It's perfect.

- It's not too dressy?

- Nope, perfect.

- Should I get it?

- If you like it?

- Oh, I love it.

- Let's get it.

What other discount you can

offer?

I'm already offering you 30%

off.

But can you take

another 5% off for her birthday?

I wish I could, but I just

work here.

Okay, can't say I didn't

try.

So what's with the camera?

I'm documenting her

birthday from start to finish.

- Oh, nice.

- Don't ask!

Okay, that come to

$395.

Would you like a receipt

or I can email you one?

Email, please.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

Cheers!

That was good.

I told you, it's my favorite.

What is it?

Simple syrup, cranberry

juice, and a touch of vodka.

So it's just sugar

with a touch of alcohol?

Basically, yes.

What are you guys doing

tonight for your 35th?

I'm going to take her

to the restaurant I work at,

some of the best food around.

Yes, I love that place,

we were there last week,

food is phenomenal, it's just

out of this world, really.

How long have you worked

there, Reo?

About eight months

now, thanks to Brian.

Ready for another shot.

Ready for another

round?

Oh yes, we sure are.

Oh boy, and I guess.

Me too, just the way I

planned it.

You having all the time of your

life

by me getting it all on film.

Hey bartender, can

you get us doing the shot?

Sure.

Ready?

To Katie 35th, and to good

health, many more to come.

Cheers!

My turn to do some

documenting.

Oh yeah, what are you going to

document?

Well, I wanna ask you

something.

Yes?

And I want it on the

record,

what do you love about me?

I mean, what don't I love

about you?

I'm listening,

and the camera is blotching,

so go ahead and say it?

Okay, where do I start?

You are beautiful, sweet,

caring, sexy,

you're fantastic in bed.

Keep going.

Smart, I haven't met someone

as intelligent as you in a

while.

What do you guys

think?

Is he being truthful or

just trying to get laid?

Oh no, he's being such a

sweetheart,

that was so sweet Reo.

He is absolutely without a

question

of a doubt trynna hit.

I mean, I wouldn't mind

getting laid,

but I meant every word.

I know you meant it

babe.

So, what are we doing tonight,

guys?

Nothing, we

are just hanging out.

Hey, you're more than welcome

to hang with us tonight.

Yes, I would love

that.

- Let's do it.

- We're in!

So, what do you

think hun, double date?

Yes, I would love the company.

And we are good company.

Yeah, yeah, so what time do

you guys go?

- Its perfect.

- Can't wait.

Hey bartender, can

you get us another shots?

Okay.

Happy birthday, Katie.

Happy birthday, Katie.

Thank you.

Awesome, very cool you're

getting all this on film.

Yeah, I know, I'm gonna

have a lot of editing to do.

- Sure.

- This is my gift,

so I expect it quickly mister.

Hey masterpieces take

time.

All right, say bye guy.

Bye.

Peace!

That isn't recording, is it?

No, it isn't.

You aren't lying, are you?

No, I'm not.

So why is the phone

propped up like that?

I was going to record, but I

didn't.

All right, I want you to lie

back.

Why?

I have a surprise for you.

What?

You will see, lie back

and close your eyes.

What are you doing?

Stop asking questions, just do

it.

- You're scaring me.

- Oh, don't be scared.

Just trust me.

Okay, what are you doing?

It's a surprise I said, hold

on.

Okay, open your eyes.

Why did you lie to me?

I knew it was recording.

I see you try to be kinky,

huh?

Did you really think

I thought it was off,

and facing right at us!

You caught me, I'm sorry, I'm

sorry.

I would like to look at you,

instead of surfing porn site,

is better than looking at

strange woman, isn't it?

It is, but it's still

strange if you ask me.

How is it weird?

It just is.

Okay, well can we finish?

Yeah, as soon as you

turn the camera off.

Okay.

And then make sure that

stuff is deleted as well.

Whatever you say my dear.

Someone had one too

many drinks.

Reo, it's five o'clock.

Wake up Reo, work is calling

you.

Hello, hey Jin?

Yes, we will be there soon.

Coming in with another couple

too.

Okay, I'll see you then.

I guess I'm

gonna start getting ready.

I'm gonna get into the shower.

Or maybe I'll

sneak up on you and film it.

Go ahead, no problem at all.

- How's this?

- Very sexy.

Good.

You look stunning.

I really love this dress,

it fits me perfectly.

I'm so glad.

Do some modeling for me in that

dress?

Like that?

Yeah, turn around

so I can see that ass.

- How's that?

- Perfect.

You have made my day so

special so far, thank you.

Just wait for tonight.

It's gonna be a good night.

It sure is.

Yeah, I like it, hi?

We have to have you

looking your best for tonight.

Its not like it's my 50th

birthday Reo, it's only my 35th.

Every year is a

blessing.

Ain't that the truth,

he's got a point there.

See, she agrees

babe, life is too short.

Yeah, you're right.

Doing anything special

tonight?

Yeah, we are going to

the restaurant he works at.

That sounds like so much fun.

Oh yeah, it will be.

Well, you're all done.

Thank you.

So I have to ask,

what is with the camera?

I'm making her a

birthday video,

documenting different

stuff throughout the day.

That is so special.

At first I thought it was

weird, but it has grown on me.

Something I'll always have.

All right, well say

bye, I'm going to turn it off.

Bye, happy birthday, Katie,

glad I could help make you look

beautiful.

Bye.

Ben, I really appreciate you

coming

along with us tonight and

taking care of the camera.

Hey, no problem at all.

I'm taking care of you

tonight.

I appreciate my brother,

it's been rough for me lately.

It has been for me too.

But with this new gig I

got, I'm gonna be okay.

They can't wait to meet you.

You're gonna get a better job?

Yeah, hopefully.

You wanna talk to him tonight?

I'll do whatever.

So how are you feeling, babe?

Great, I'm starving.

Me too, you're gonna love

their food.

You keep bragging about it,

the anticipation is killing me.

Turn around and say

hi to the camera, Katie?

Hi.

Where are you headed?

To Reo's restaurant,

has this amazing thing food

that he keeps raving about.

How is day going

- on so far?

- What's up every one?

- Hey guys.

- Hey, what up?

Hey guys?

And you must be creepy camera

guy?

Yes, I'm the hired

cameraman

- for the night.

- Nice to meet you.

Well, I didn't wanna

hold the camera all night.

Smart move.

Plus Ben needed a few

bucks.

Win-win situation.

Okay, Ben,

get a quick couple of words

from Brian and Meghan,

and then you can cut the

camera to save the battery.

Happy birthday to Katie.

My friend, my colleague,

it's gonna be a great night,

and hopefully many more

at this restaurant.

Happy birthday, Katie,

can't wait to get you wasted.

All right, you can cut the

camera, Ben.

Nice work Ben.

Yeah, trying to

get creative with it.

Hey, the better shots you got

me,

the better final product will

be.

Reo, hey?

Party of four, right?

- Mh-hmm.

- Hey Reo, how are you?

Doing great, Jin, how are you?

Doing good, thank you.

We've been waiting for you guys.

This must be our birthday girl.

- Hi.

- Happy birthday,

welcome to my restaurant, it's

going to be a great night,

we will take a good care of you.

Thank you very much, it's

a great place you have here.

Hasn't been open too long,

business isn't always steady.

We're just trying to make it.

Well, I heard the food is

great,

so I'm sure you'll do just fine.

Thank you.

Oh, this is our

friend, Meghan and Brian.

- Welcome, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.

Nice to meet you.

I hope you guys have

brought your appetite?

I'm glad that you are filming

her birthday

like you told me you would.

Yes, I brought my

buddy Ben along to do it.

You met him remember?

I remember, we can talk later

about his involvement here.

I would love that,

thanks.

Good, follow me.

Excellent, I'll stop by later,

and see how you guys doing,

enjoy.

- Thank you.

- Hold on.

Do you mind if I take your

pictures?

I like to hang pictures

around the restaurant of our

customers.

Yeah, that's really

great, good.

All right, okay, ready?

- Say, sushi!

- Sushi!

Cheers!

I'm starting to feel it now.

That is the goal.

Hey guys, how are things?

Hey, listen, this is one

of my brothers, Aikio.

He's a chef here, I

wanna introduce you guys.

Hello, welcome.

- Nice to meet you Aikio.

- Me too.

That's my girlfriend,

Katie.

We out here to celebrate

her birthday tonight.

Make sure you're taking good

care of her.

Beautiful, yes.

Aikio?

- Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

Look I'm putting all of

my faith in you man, okay?

I'm trusting you with this food,

now, they are hungry, so keep

them happy.

No problem.

And listen, he's one of the

chef,

that's the best chef there is,

okay?

We'll take a good care of

you, don't worry about it.

- Thank you.

- Aikio, you know what?

I think Harvey is swamped, go

get changed.

- Right.

- , okay?

- A little bit, yeah.

- All right.

- Okay, enjoy, all right.

- Thank you.

How's the battery, Ben?

It's at about 3/4.

All right, save it, we have

a long night ahead of us.

- How's is it Reo?

- Hey, Jin?

So your friend here is

aware of everything, right?

Completely.

You're getting some good

stuff?

I'm recording everything

I can.

These are huge over in

Asia, big market for them.

So I've heard.

I wasn't fully aware, or I

would have made them earlier.

I was told by one of my

cousins who are there.

I'll make sure to take care

of you guys at the end of the

night.

Cut the camera though, this

won't make the final cut.

We should go out after dinner.

Yes, my friend's been

bartending all night too,

we can get some free drinks.

- Yes!

- I'm in.

Hey, you guys

ready for some magic?

Magic?

- Yeah.

- Whoa, what up Charlie?

Hey buddy, you didn't tell 'em

about me?

This guy is the best

I've seen.

Oh yeah?

What have you got for us

Charlie?

- So exiting.

- Look,

I'm gonna do like this,

you just stick your finger in

anyway.

- you're ready?

- All the way in?

Oh my God, look at that!

Now here's what imma do,

you can look at the card

show everybody else,

don't show me, you're ready?

Tell me, did everybody see it?

- Yes.

- All right, here it is.

Just stick the tip of it in.

Sticking all the way in,

and watch this ,

You're ready?

I got a magic rubber band,

you're not gonna believe this,

right?

- Okay.

- All right, here it goes.

- You're ready?

- Okay.

All right, was that your card?

Tell the truth.

- No.

- Watch this.

One, two, three, oh my

God look at that shit.

What , that's

crazy.

How did you do that?

- It's magic.

- I told you he legit bro.

- Enjoy the night.

- That's crazy,

do you think he?

No, it's a shit tone of

practice though.

- Pretty cool though.

- Yeah, I'm starving.

No kidding, Ben, you can cut

it.

Cutting.

Hey guys, dinner will be right

out.

In the meantime though, it's

Sake time.

Who wants some Sake?

- Oh, I do.

- Good, anybody else?

I'll pass on that.

All right, let's go.

- You have to-

- I hate sake.

You go first, when I say

ready,

chug 'em down as much as you

can, okay?

- Okay.

- Ready?

Chug, chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

Very good, excellent,

who wants to go next?

Birthday girl.

Let's go birthday girl.

- I did it.

- Fine!

Okay?

- Ready?

- Ready.

Chug, chug, chug, chug,

chug,

- Keep going!

- Chug, chug, chug, chug!

Great job, excellent.

I need to wash that down.

You did great babe.

- Your turn Brian.

- Oh no,

that shit makes me vomit.

Come on bro, don't be a pussy.

Just a little,

it's a Japanese tradition.

Fuck, all right, fine, let's

go.

For Katie on her birthday.

- Thank you.

- Ready?

Chug, chug, chug, chug!

What the fuck was

that?

That was horrible,

the girls were better.

Okay, I said I fucking hate

that shit.

- Pussy!

- All right,

your turn tough guy.

Nope, I hate that shit too.

Wait, hold on a second,

so I said I hate it,

yet I still did it, they both

did it,

and now you're not gonna?

If you guys need anything at

all, just let me know, okay?

- Okay, thank you.

- Well, yeah dude,

I'm just smart enough

not to ask.

Can you believe this shit?

- Relax babe.

- Nah, fuck this!

Yo, chill the fuck

out, dude, you are drunk.

No, seriously, fuck you.

How are you gonna to sit there,

make us chug that nasty ass

shit,

call me a pussy and now

you're not gonna do it?

Bro, calm the fuck down, do

not make a scene where I work!

You'll get what's coming to

ya, keep talking that shit.

Happy birthday, Katie,

now move, Meg we're going.

No, you know what?

Come to the back with me,

let's go we need to talk.

- About what?

- About you ruin

my girl birthday dinner,

and being a drunk dick.

Ben you can cut the

camera, let's go Brian!

Settle down babe, we

are just having fun.

Shut up,

- don't tell me what to do!

- Now, Brian!

I can't believe he flipped

like that.

Where did he go?

I told you, babe, I got a ride

for him.

I was trying to calm him

down, but he was still raging.

He does that a lot lately,

it's all the steroids he's been

taking.

Absolutely.

Sometimes he even threatens me

at home.

- He gets scary.

- I'm scared.

Nothing to be scared of,

I would have fucked him

up if he went any further.

I gotta go to the bathroom so

bad.

Relax, Kate, you're

drunk as hell.

Relax, you're the one.

Where are you Jin?

We got a room here.

Let me out, please!

No, don't fucking do that.

He's very good, huh?

Nice and fit, like the meat.

That is why I invited him,

sometimes I know what I'm doing.

You did a very good job Reo.

You okay?

You guys have the good stuff,

huh?

Sorry Brian, it's just

business.

They'll be here soon,

we need to start getting him

prepared.

We gotta get the others as well.

They'll be eating in the

kitchen,

I have a table set up for them.

I'll take care of that

when I get back upstairs.

Perfect.

All right, go ahead and go

upstairs,

and get the table set up.

Katie, wake up.

I am so drunk, but yay,

happy birthday to me.

She has had the

best day of her life.

- All thanks to you.

- That's right.

Happy birthday, Katie, there

we go.

Thank you,.

Now it's time to enjoy your

cake.

Thank you.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Katie ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- Make a wish.

- Okay.

Look at the camera

Katie, happy birthday.

I need to go, I'm not feeling

so well.

We aren't ready to leave just

yet,

'cause there's some more wine to

drink.

I've had enough, I

cant even see straight.

Katie, are you okay?

Reo I think maybe you

need to take her home.

She had like three bottles of

wine.

Come on don't be a party

pooper,

I've seen her worse than this.

What the fuck are you doing?

What is that?

Drink much tonight,

you won't feel anything.

Why are you filming this?

Ooh my God!

Please somebody help!

No, no, no!

- She won't feel a thing.

- Good, better that way.

That is why I wanted

you to get her drunk.

I told them there's

a lot of money in this.

There is, these guys pay

very good money for each bag.

Tonight they're only paying for

two,

so it's going to be this,

birthday girl and this guy.

Tell Ben how much they pay?

- 50,000.

- You can do the math, Ben.

Most importantly though, this

video we're making tonight,

will be sold for tons of money

over in Asia, these are huge.

My cousin in Japan told me

video with real life killings

are big in black market over

there.

What about our faces being on

camera?

We blur our faces out,

Reo, you think I'm stupid?

I didn't even think

about that?

This is going to be it for me

though,

I'm shutting down the

restaurant after this.

And I'm going to take the money,

heading back to Japan and

start real businesses.

I never wanted to do

this, but the restaurant

wasn't making the money

I expected to make.

my ass,.

These men that are coming

tonight,

share a common friend with me,

and this was proposed, I

couldn't say no.

Plus I love the fucking money.

After I get rid of these three,

I'm heading back to Japan.

I'm happy for you Jin,

I'm glad I could help you.

I'll take care of you

guys tonight as well.

Come on, let's get everything's

ready for these guys,

they're on the way.

That will keep her out

totally?

Yeah, it will.

Take that gag off her

mouth she's chocking!

Shit!

Why are you doing this?

- You are sick.

- Why are you doing this?

Because you are worth a lot

of fucking money, that's why.

, help me, help

me!

Take her down

basement and tie her up.

Hurry up Reo, come on!

I'm trying.

Oh shit!

You all right?

Fuck, get up, Reo come on

go get her man, come on!

Come on, man!

Where the fuck are you

Meghan?

She is here somewhere I

know.

That bitch is in the dumpster!

No, no, help me!

Please, no!

- Are you okay?

- My poor baby,

oh, this is horrifying.

Why don't I just take the DVD

out?

We'll just call it a day.

No, I came here to watch this,

and goddammit I'm going

to see the whole thing.

Are you sure?

- It gets worse.

- I'm sure.

Okay.

Somebody

help me, help, help me!

Oh nice, very, very nice.

See this, you're next!

Oh, by the way, this is Brian.

Shut her the fuck up!

I love my work.

Jin said thank you.

Tell Jin I said thanks, I love

my work.

See Reo, when you

say sushi, you become sushi.

Make sure you record all of

this.

Stuff like this is what

those people wanna see.

Here they are

Ben, that is their meat.

And from what I

heard, that meat is delicious.

I wouldn't know.

Do you drink the blood too?

Take the lid off that

bowl Reo.

- Oh, fuck!

- Everything is prepared,

there is a stuff in that fridge

that they wanna save for later.

- Can I see?

- Go ahead.

Holy fucking shit!

Some craziest shit,

- isn't it?

- This is a fucking joke.

He's not okay with us filming

it?

We all have companies,

behind all this filming stuff as

well.

We are splitting the money.

If it wasn't for him

there is nothing to film.

Perfect operation.

He wants to see the final

product before we sell it.

We have to make sure

everyone is dulled out.

Of course.

That's them.

Hey, everything is locked

down, right?

- All secure.

- Excellent, thank you,

you did an amazing job preparing

this.

I have been craving

some good meat all week.

Well, you're eating the

best, you're eating the best,

and I heard that girl was so

beautiful.

- Yeah, what about the guy?

- He's a meat head.

Guess what, the thicker, the

tastier,

and the better it is for our

belly.

Hey, I can't wait to eat

some real fingers, and toes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That looks delicious, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh men, a toast to my

colleagues,

to my friends, to a great feast.

- It's delicious.

- Sir, and the taste

is so awesome.

Hey, he's gotta get a finger,

he's gonna throw it in the air

and you gotta catch it in your

mouth.

- All right, let's go.

- That's a good challenge.

Give me one of

those shuffling things.

Are you ready?

- You gotta do it again.

- You gotta do it again.

- Come on Doug.

- Hey, cheer, come on!

No, I'm not gonna.

Yeah me, you watch a

pro, first time, come on.

Just put mine on a plate,

please, thank your sir.

- Thank you.

- And same for me.

No, come on!

Boss we are

- all not built like you.

- Well,

you know you gotta learn

- this stuff the right way.

- That's why he's the boss.

Here you go gentlemen, as

requested.

Here's a picture of who you are

eating.

The lady was absolutely

beautiful.

She was in a nice red dress,

she had her high heels

on and make ups done.

Is not that a sin when a lady

is sacrificed for our

dinner, on her birthday?

Like you give a shit!

And this guy was real asshole

tonight,

tried to starting a

fight in my restaurant.

- Enjoy yourselves.

- We will.

Thank you for showing us the

pictures,

I like to see what I'm eating.

I bet that she had the best

time

of her life before she was

killed.

Good for her, you know?

Hey, Jin can I fire up

some meat for my friends?

- Yes, totally fine.

- Thank you.

That's nice of you boss.

You go boss!

John's going to

do the final cooking.

Thank you.

Hey boss, how

does that shit taste like?

Like honey.

Hey Jin, do you have more

drinks?

We do, which one?

More blood and then bring the

piss.

Hey, Jin, can you turn

the lights on for us?

Simply delicious.

I was waiting for this the

whole month.

Hey cameraman, are you getting

this?

- Yes, sir.

- You're all charged up?

- Yes, sir.

- You wanna get this.

I wanna show you something,

give me something to drink.

- Red or yellow?

- Red.

I'll take yellow.

Oh, thank you.

- Nice boss, looking good.

- Oh, it's beautiful.

- How's it taste?

- Oh, fucking beautiful.

Give me that yellow, let's do

it.

- Okay.

- I hope it's fucking salty.

So he probably

golden showers too.

That's why I like it.

Give me that red, I want all

that red.

Give him the red chef.

Drink, drink, drink,

drink, drink, drink drink!

It's like an energy

drink.

How are you feeling Doug?

Great, good.

No, thank you.

What do you mean, you don't

like this?

- It's your turn buddy.

- I can't get all messy,

my wife will be waiting up for

me,

a change of

clothes.

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Unheard of man, don't you

know what this is about?

All right, it's time for

dessert yet?

Well, you may call it dessert,

but I call it the main entree.

- Hey, penis?

- I do.

Good, cut it

up, in pieces.

Hopefully it's at least four

inches.

steroids,

that's pushing it.

Gentlemen, we're going

to read July's salesman.

There are two testicles going

to the top two salesman.

One of you is not.

I guess I'm not getting a ball

tonight.

You know, you guys are

the top three salesmen

in my company, so don't feel

bad if you.

Okay, so with a million

dollars in gross sales in July,

Phil Maxwell!

That's a really good number.

Not good enough to get a

ball, but I'll get there.

Okay, 1.5 million in sales,

my shield, Bobby Shields.

Congratulations.

And, well, I should've known

this,

because, you know, it's

been like 10 months running,

number one, Doug Patrick.

- Thank you.

- Good job Doug,

- you are the dog.

- I am.

, flour, salt and

pepper?

- Mm-hmm, yes.

- Look at that?

No, no, here you go, sir.

Watch, it's slippery,

you gonna grab at it.

Enjoy this guys, enjoy this.

How does that taste?

Absolutely.

Is it good?

So crispy, you savor it.

Keep your numbers up, and

next month.

I know I will, I will,

just look at these guys,

I'm hungry already.

Are you guys done with the

meat?

Yeah, we're good, can you wrap

it up?

What about those intestines

that are in the fridge?

Why weren't they served?

I must have forgotten.

Yeah, wrap them up too, all

right?

And I gotta pay you, right?

No less.

And now, for the

grand finale, the penis.

Hey, boss, it doesn't make a

man gay

when he eats another man penis?

No Phil, it doesn't make a guy

gay,

eating another mans dick.

That's why they call me gay,

no?

And even if it does,

what's wrong with being gay?

Hey look, I'm not paying

you to be fucking in charge-

- , I'm just joking

boss.

I don't wanna fucking hear it,

I will not tolerate hate

language-

- , again?

That dick is so good.

I'm joking boss,

don't get mad, you know?

After a decent size too.

Oh, look at that,

it's just moving around.

- There he goes.

- Phil's getting

- a little piece-

- Why just because

I made only a million dollar

tonight?

Yeah,.

Who gets the head?

You should get the head

boss.

No, I'm gonna give it to Bob.

Ill take it, I'll take the

head.

There you go, top salesman.

You guys are ,

God forbid we're fucking gay.

All right, enjoy this gentlemen.

- So juicy.

- That was delicious.

Good job dickhead.

Juicy, huh?

I wonder how many vaginas it

was in?

You are a sick fucking fuck.

Hey, Doug you really wanna

know how many STDs it had?

- Now that you say it.

- All right guys, shut up.

Stop talking, you guys ruined my

moment.

Oh my God Doug, really?

You're like a little kid.

- You are fucked up man.

- Stop playing with your food.

Expensive taste that you got

John.

I kind of wish I didn't at

times,

but, if you ask these guys,

the craving is just too strong.

Thanks boss, thank you.

Yeah, that's

like air, you have to live.

Are you getting some good

footage there?

Hope you're a better editor?

Ben is pretty good, sir.

He is an amateur filmmaker,

that is why I brought him

tonight.

Excellent, can't wait

to see the final product.

And Jin, you've got to take

care of these guys now, right?

I already told them I am.

Money is a very powerful tool,

isn't it?

It sure is, especially

if you don't have any.

Well, I got plenty.

Go in the back and take out

30,000,

it's yours, you did a phenomenal

job.

- Thank you, Jin.

- No, thank you.

She was very easy target and

her friends became casualties.

all right?

Police!

Everybody up, get your fucking

hands up,

- hands up, hands up!

- I thought you guys locked

the fucking door, man!

You gotta be kidding me!

What the fuck is

going on here?

Sick fucks!

You're so right, what kind

of sick fucks do this shit?

- What do you mean?

- What do I mean?

fuck!

You know I forgot.

I can still believe in John.

It's all right guys,

hands down, he is one of us.

Holy shit!

- I thought we were fucked.

- No, we are not fucked.

The only only one fucked here

is this little bitch Reo.

Not bad, how's that Doug?

Hey, good sir, how are you

doing?

save me some?

Hello, welcome to my

restaurant.

- Hi, thank you.

- Are you dining alone?

No, my boyfriend is in the

bathroom.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

You don't mind if I

take a picture of you, do you?

I like to hang them in my

restaurant

- for very special guests.

- Sure.

So, on three say, sushi.

- One, two, three.

- Sushi!

Oh, wait here he comes,

you wanna wait for him?

Sure, you want to

get in the picture too?

- Yeah, sure.

- Okay guys,

on three, say sushi.

One, two, three,

- Sushi!

- Sushi!

That's gotta drain like

that for 10, 15 minutes.

- Hello?

- Yeah, who is it?

Hi, I think I left my

phone in here earlier?

, I'm

sure the guys closed the door-

- We're freaking closed.

- Yeah?

- Oh, my God!

Hello guys, good to

see you, your dinner is served,

just how you like it

Jonathan, raw and fresh.

She was beautiful, enjoy.

I sure will.

Listen, I know it looks bad,

but one taste of this and

you will never be the same.

Okay, I'm ready.

Welcome to the club.

- Yeah,.

- I'll take it.

You didn't think you can get

away with 30 grand, did you?

That's fucked up.

You didn't think I

could trust you, did you?

Are you guys ready for round

two?

Yes, boss, I'm fucking

starving!

All right, all right,

all right.

- Hey babe?

- Hi.

I hope you

guys are enjoying him?

Oh my God, it's so good.

Delicious, I like it.

Come on, I wanna get

one close up of this.

Oh yeah.

I haven't eaten meat in over a

year.

It's been two for me.

I can't say it's been

ever that long for me.

I don't know how you guys

do it, but I understand.

There's murder laws out

there, it's not easy.

But with our new system, it's

going to be a lot easier.

Expensive, yes, but easier.

Gentlemen, hey, sorry I'm

late,

but I could smell it all

the way down the block.

Don't worry about it.

- Hello gentlemen?

- Hey!

Hi honey?

How's my favorite daughter

doing?

- Great, thanks.

- Good, good to hear.

Hey guys, I brought

special pie for you guys.

- Ready for this?

- Okay, lets do it.

It's perfect Jin,.

You know, I have the

best chefs in the world.

Skinned the face right off of

him.

Yeah, Jin, I sure am sorry

they shut that restaurant down,

man.

No, don't be sorry.

This is new thing

is gonna work even better.

And this video is gonna

sell for tons of money too,

it's a win-win. you know.

Oh, by the way, I have your

food coming down in a minute.

You know, I don't eat this

shit, it's all yours man.

Thank you.

I wanna thank everyone

for coming this evening.

Go on Brian, go ahead.

It's just too much right now.

I wanna thank you guys

for coming, like I said,

and unfortunately my dad

is not here at the moment

because he's always runs

late, as you ,

but I want you guys to really

enjoy

this motherfucker, Reo,

immensely,

and indulge because he

was a real piece of shit.

He thought he was gonna get over

on me,

unfortunately it went

crashing down on him,

right into that pie, actually.

I never liked him and I never

really cared for Meghan,

she was just a piece of ass to

me.

But when I found out that he'd

fucked her,

I knew where his fate was.

I'm so glad you introduced

me to your daughter, Jin.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

To my new family, my

new business partners

and our new little thing we

got going on here, cheers!

Salute!

Jin, yeah, what's up buddy?

Oh, yeah, you know, she's gone.

Gunshot to the head, I don't

know, I didn't see anything.

No, we've gotten rid of almost

everybody closely connected.

Yeah, but hey, I'll tell you

what,

we've got some pristine new

footage

out of this film of ours.

I got two cameras going right

now.

Yeah, yes, so that's almost it.

Right, well, I'll bring her

over to your place in about a

half hour.

No, I mean, I'm starving, yeah.

What do I think?

I think she'll do, man,

she's pretty tasty.

Yeah, no, I'll see you then.

All right, oh, Jin, I mean,

make sure to blur our faces out,

right?

All right, bye.

To protect and serve.