Huai nu hai (1986) - full transcript
Here's the bridegroom
Congratulations...
-Here he comes
-Thanks...
Congratulations!
-This is for you
-Let's go too
You're a nice girl!
- Say thank you!
- Thank you!
Thanks...
He's a handsome groom
Why so late? I've been worrying
-Hurry. come down
-OK
Oh dear, oh no
our Miss has disappeared
Disappeared?
- She's gone!
- Where to?
-Playing mah-Jong
-Mah-Jong?
Congratulations, mother and children save
A son, a cute one
Thank you for given us a grandson
- Where's madam?
- Playing mah-Jong
Stop being naughty or you'll be in trouble
Dad is taken hostage, ask mom to Pay up
-Mom's not home
-Where to?
-Playing mah-Jong -Again?
Dad is taken hostage, ask mom to pay up
Dad, how are you?
Dad's in trouble, where's your mom?
-Mom isn't in
-Away on mah-Jong game again?
No, She's just watching
Dad...
We've known each other for 3 years already
Yet during these 3 years
We haven't been so romantic
Let me take this chance
to tell you honestly
Please don't be so direct
Don't tell me you're leaving me
Not leaving, it's splitting
...I know I'm ugly, but...
- I've never thought of that
Although you're thin
have a long neck and a bad breath
But I don't mind
ls peter better than I?
No, but he's more handsome
more humorous and educated than you,
But that aren't the reasons
The problem is your mates,
they follow us all the time
-I grew up with them
-They seem to be gay
You...
Don't be angry. You look gay now
It's easy to be misunderstood
I should be mad when he said so
I can bear your mates
out not when you forbid me to play mah-jong
It's absolutely unstable,
What are you talking about?
Stop hitting him
Alright, if you promise not to leave me
he's OK then
How dare you hit me?
-I've told you not to hit him
-He's black belt
I don't care, are you really leaving me?
Yes!
-OK, leave, I don't care
-I am a man ain't I!
Bye!
You're silly
How many times have you been dumped?
How can you get a wife?
Come on, who doesn't like to play mah-jong?
Don't ask me to join in. I just hate it!
You said everyone likes to play mah-jong?
Well, this girl doesn't
-Try it out with her
-Don't do this to her
-Let's tease her
-OK!
I finally found a non-gambler
You should find a prettier one
- You all agree that I should date her?
- Of course!
Anita
-We'll have to see
-Like now, it's a good chance
But I've just been damped
It's not the 1st time!
It not good morally
Men made the rules and they
are made to be broke
Meaning I should go for it?
Right, let's go with you
Wait, don't take advantage of me
Right, bar's there
Anita, I'm just joking
There won't be a next time,
-It'll be my turn next
-I won't play mah-jong
...I like you
-My Pal's been dumped and he likes you
- Me?
- Is that her?
-No, the one next to her
-Me?
-NO, the one next to you
-Me?
No, the one next to you
Me? Who likes me?
-The one next to me
-Which side?
-Not me, I haven't been damped
-Then it's you
I didn't leak the secret, they guessed it,
3 pretty ladies, please come over, here.
Come, please
Miss, he has a lot to say to you
No, I've nothing to say to you
Really, he has plenty to tell ask him!
...
My friends want to be your friends
Your friends become our friends
You're her friends, then we're all friends
If we're close friends,
and they become close friends
We'll become each other's friends
We should really be close friends
I don't understand a word!
You're an idiot, that's why
They want to be our friends
Out too many people want to be our friends
It not that simple to be our pals
What's the procedure?
If you can help us
We've just angered Anita
can you make her laugh?
It'll be easy
Let's pretend to be a gorilla it'll work
-It's too much
-That's why I ask you to do it.
Shut up! It's simple, let me!
Could you follow what I say in English?
OK, say it!
- Say 5 times you!
- You! You!...Funny?
- No! Say Me 7 times!
- Me! Me!...Not funny!
- Say He 10 times!
- He!
You're laughing!
You're teasing me.
OK, you've done it
we've to communicate among ourselves
- Could you follow whatever, we can do?
- No problem
Follow me!
Excuse me, where's the toilet?
- There!
- Thanks!
Who can follow?
-We three can do it, no problem
-Right!
- Sir...
- What's the matter?
- He assaulted me!
- Oh yes!
- How did he do it?
- Not here, it's the face
Don't listen to him
How can I when he's tall and I'm short
I can only reach his lips
Do it again, we've missed it
What're you doing?
They're Journalists
Doing a special article
-They asked me to take the shots
-You've got it wrong?
They're editors, they told me to come
- Do you believe it?
- Of course, silly girl!
Is that right?
Don't go!
Block it first!
Stop running!
Silly man!
Anita Fong?
I could have played 24 rounds
Right, if it wasn't for the kids
we could have made it
We shouldn't play it on the beach
If sister returns, we
couldn't play it either
Let's start!
Hurry UP
Aren't you going to launch
picnic with Charles?
I changed my mind
I've asked him to play mah-jong here
Didn't you say he hates mah-jong?
Just learnt 1/2 hr ago, he had
played it at 7 and he's an expert
And cheated my sentiments
Let's help you in cheating him back
How dare you, thinking of her boyfriend
I dare you!
I don't need your help,
just teach him a lesson
while playing mah-jong
Giving him a heart attack
so that he'll stop playing
That's easy, no problem
Hurry, we're waiting for you!
Let us first apologize
our pride might be hurting in today's match
Well, we might be apologizing to you
I begin with 3 points up to 13 points
If it's too much, let's stop now
No problem
We might be losing a mah-jong partner
We'll see
Come on, hurry up
- Hurry!
- Come on!
- 1 character!
- Poong!
-3 circles
-Poong, 2 bamboos
Poong, don't move!
- Poong!
- Poong, don't move!
- Poong!
- Poong!
It's nine pieces, watch out!
Poong, nine pieces, too, careful!
Nine piece, beware!
I haven't even take I piece!
Your turn
Hurry, you're so slow, what an expert
Come on, it's your turn
Thank you
You have to pick this one!
I could have won
But you said 3 points
to start, can't help it.
Mine's only 1/2 point
Yeah!
1/2 point is also allowed in next game
You damn lot, if I've your cards
You'll be in trouble
6 circles!
Poong!
You're too slow!
Put it down!
- 8 circles!
- Poong!
-Better not
-You said Poong, come on
Alright, 4 bamboos, want it?
I'll get it myself
- You won't score?
- No!
If you don't, I'll, 1/2 point
From now on, no. 1/2 point score
It's the end of the game, you won't win,
- 5 characters!
- Poong!
What a coincidence
12 cards, you pay if I get the right card
Red dragon!
- Be careful!
- Take it easy
come on, want, to score, impossible!
Not impossible
stop peeping
- I...
- Haven't got it
Another one for me, you'll be in trouble
-One bamboo
-3 circles
It's a fair world, I've scored!
It's mine, I character
-You saw it, it's mine
-I didn't, you wouldn't let me,
It's really mine
That's not fair! Claiming you've won
Check for yourself
-Stop it, or you're disqualified
-Hurry pick back the card
- Come on, or you'll have an extra card!
- Take I out!
I've taken the card back
-I'll take out I character
-Poong!
Stop it, you can't
Take a card!
The last one, I've scored!
Where's your card? You can't score!
Where's my card, give it back
Where?
-Where's my card>
-Can't find it!
You're joking
-This is my card
-Oh! No!
It's finished already
I can claim I've won it too!
Forget it.
I'll have more time to be with you
- Go away!
- You said you won't play if you lost
-Right, I won't play nor seeing you
-Why?
What's so good about you?
Figure-wise. You're not good
I don't want to see your face
Nor finding any good traits
If you want to find a mandom
Pleasing, financially stable, non-gambler
buy a plastic Dollie, you're unstable
I'm broken hearted again!
Sis, Charles is right
You must have a problem
I think you should, find a psychologist
I've asked her too
You heard how Charles has despised me
nobody'll like me if they know I'm unstable
Use my name
-Right, let's accompany you
-We'll go together OK?
She has. Personality, and
doesn't play mah-jong
I've been looking for this kind of girl
Uncle wah, you must help me, out
Of course, I do wish
you'll have a good wife
Unlike your dad, marrying a gambler!
Do you have her record?
2 details, first her name
Anita Fong, a common name
you can find it in the directory
- Any other details?
- Her photo,
OK, let me a process some
and pass to my colleagues
Is this it?
Oh dear, I am really unstable
Don't worry,
you've used my name. Nobody'll know it,
We could have draw a sketch of her
Let's go home,
-They are over there
-Who?
The girl who doesn't play mah-jong
-We're fated to each other
-I really have to try my best
You want to fight with me?
Of course not I'm referring to the other 3
But they've left already
They came out from the clinic
It must have their details, we...
Down with the Pakis
Pakis are hateful
Pakis come last in tests
Pakis are hateful
Damn you!
They're starting up. They've gone now
Hey, OK!
What're you talking?
Asking his parents health?
Really?
With this, we can know more about her
Our price is high
It's painful...
Her prince charming is a kendo instructor
Take this, I'll teach you the basic steps,
One up one down
Not bad, let's change to better ground
You make the decision
Anita Fong...
- Let's do it then...
- You aren't a instructor
Right, I ain't one... Right!
- Instructor Wong!
- What is it?
I'll teach for you, date your girlfriend
I haven't got any
You'll have one when you're money
She won't if it's too sudden
May be she'll suddenly
You're right
Let's forget it
He's taking advantage of you?
Let's teach him a lesson
He's quite good
Fighting uses the brain, not force
Forget it
You've to teach him
It's you
It's fate, how are you?
Instructor, please teach and educate me!
I Will
Hold it properly. Ready?
Now the basic steps,
one foot behind the other
He's beginning to take her advantage
Now, one pace up, and down...
- Did I step on you? Are you OK?
- I'm fine
It's not exciting, shall we try wrestling?
No, your basic steps aren't that good yet
You could allow a handicap
Alright, as you please.
No attacks, only defense
-It's more fun to attack and defend
-It's not a handicap then
You pace is so fast,
how can I level with you?
Why don't I tie up your legs
-Trying my kegs?
"Right!"
Help yourself...
I'll tie your hands as an upper limb
That's balance now
No problem...
I'll release you soon
We've seen each other, we're friends
Don't use that weapon, its not good
change to this one, its better
How can we have a duel?
How dare you assault female students
I'm doing a deed today,
this is for you, maniac
You've got it wrong?
Of course you want me to
-I ain't the instructor
-Still don't want to admit it?
I'll jump, and again. I've got it
Deserve it
Have you book the Venue, where's Mr. Wong?
This is Mr Wong!
He's not, let's run
If you aren't why are you here?
How did you come in?
I want to meet you
I didn't know I'll end up like this
You asked for it
Anita, put me down, stop being silly
What's so silly, you're a handicapped man
I ain't, I just hurt my waist
Walk on your own then!
Stop kidding
My waist's not good, use a better solution
E. g. holding me, supporting me, etc
You don't mind? I do!
Where's your car?
I don't own a car
I'll get a bus
Playing a joke on me? I just won't go!
How can I like this?
What's to be done?
- Take my car!
- Your car?
Right, let's go!
Exactly like the owner
Let me try this pretty car
Anita, I haven't got in stop...
-Sit tight
-Be careful!
Where're you going, Anita?
It's going to bump...
It's OK
- How is it?
- Anita, how come you drive like a dragon
Scared? Ain't it exciting?
Of course not, you're a bad woman-driver
- OK, you drive!
- Me?
OK!
Although it's a handicap, I'll drive better
Let's see
...Anita, my skill isn't bad, is it?
- It's only a straight road
OK, let me turn round the bend!
Watch out!
Not bad, ah!
- A cop's coming!
- Stop on one side
-Don't -Don't worry, they'll
only charge me speeding
-Told you not to
-why?
This is a stolen property
- What? Oh no!
- Sis said it's instructors
Look what you have done to me
Have you been this kind of place before?
- No, have you?
- I have
- Really?
- Stop worrying, we're lying, aren't we!
Go in...
- What's the purpose?
- Do you want to be caught by the cop? Quick!
Don't have to be shy in here
It's legal under the laws of H. K.
Well, a small or big room?
-Big room -Small room
- Round bed or water bed?
- Any one!
Please make a decision!
We can't wait anything can do
Excuse me, could I use your toilet
Hold on, I've to show them their room
Let's start a fight when we're in!
- What a coincidence!
- Really...
You borrowed the phone?
Phone? Right, we've used it over 2 hours
But it's always engaged
Stop being sarcastic! Let's go!
We're going too
What a waste of my time
To have such weird people
- Stop being sarcastic, will you?
- I like it
What a shame
How come my car is here?
My car's over there, I've to check it
Is it really your car, look carefully
Of course it's mine
- Pal, is this your car?
- Yes...
You're change with dangerous
driving, show me your license
We just came out from there
Ask these friends of mine
Where are they?
Get in,
What is it?
Don't be silly, nobody's chasing you!
Stop running!
Anita, hurry!
I'll distract him, you stay
Magnificent!
Asking me to stay!
Caught you! Show me your I. D. card
Anita...
Anita!
Anita!
Caught you! Show me your I. D. card
It's you!
Here Anita!
Come!
Bye...
The dress is torn
Don't worry, get a new one.
- You'll pay?
- Sure!
Pal. like my, new shirt?
Well, not too good
He, my girlfriend chose it
Giving you this doesn't mean
I'm your girlfriend
I know, you're extraordinary and diplomatic
How can I be a good match?
You shouldn't be so direct
I ain't, I want to date you
It's not enough to see you daily
Really, what more do you want?
Say it, romancing today,
getting married tomorrow
And having a baby after 10 months
I prefer to be indirect then
No boy has said that to me in past 20 years
And hearing it for the 1st time, it's sweet
Are we in love like this?
I suppose so...
I don't, it's my first
date, can't be that easy
What are you saying?
What are you muttering?
Forget it. I don't match you.
When you get old and alone
Page me, I'll accompany you,
What are you talking?
I said I...
- I know.
- What a shame!
Nothing to be shy about. It's a free world
-Stop laying your hand on my shoulder
-Why? You ain't a gambler
How do you know it?
The 1st time I saw you on the beach
won't date you if you like to play mah-jong
- Who told you to?
- Thinking how you'd see me then
I've finally found a girl
who doesn't play mah-jong
I'll up myself
Let me escort you!
Oh, dear? There's a mah-jong
game are waiting me
It's too late
I want to borrow your toilet
18 floors?
Have you chase a girl before?
I hadn't
You've to be full of guts to date girls
Try to catch me when you the
stairs while I use the lift
Anita...
- 7 circles!
- Such bad cards
6 characters!
Anita, come here quick
- Pack, hurry!
- That tallie will be here soon
He hates people playing mah-jong,
I said I don't know the game
so what?
-It's OK for him to see us play
-You gamblers
Now go out and lock up
Just tell him you forget your keys
Right!
Said you aren't quick enough
Look at this
What is it?
This was used to wrap up Columbus coffin
-My grandma used to wrap her leg
-Really
You can use it as a diaper for your kid
- Right?
- Silly, such a big cloth?
It can sneeze too
So you're kneeling here
She's like that when she's nervous
I'm scared of heights
-It's a shame, let's go
-In the toilet!
-Take a seat, I'll get change
-OK!
-Take a seat
-That's right
-No, I need the toilet
-It's engaged
It isn't
-Hurry, go back in
-What's happened?
- Go in!
- What's going on?
You've finished, it's my turn
That tallie's here
Remember. I cheat him that
I can't play mah-jong
So when you come out
Tell him we plan to play dominoes
not mah-jong, remember
You say you'll go for a snack
How come you're here?
What're you doing?
We're planing to play dominoes,
do you believe it?
Of course I do!
Please continue, I've to leave first
I'll see you out
OK, goodbye
A sunny day, be careful of exposure
Everyone has his hobby
Some ice-skiing some swimming
I like that,
this is free style and crawl
Go on... go on...
Alright, the truth is that
you've got my sis file
I do like to play mah-jong
I do like to be with you
But you won't understand it
Won't, why?
OK, I'll bring with me 13 cards tomorrow
So you'll have double entertainment
Face up to reality
I know you hate women mah-jong players
But not all of them are bad
If you can accept me, call me then
Accepting it? Surrender to mah-jong? No!
What's so good about you?
You're great! After one night's thinking
I've hated mah-jong players for 30 years
but since there are so many women gamblers
I might as well accept you
Help yourself, drink it while it's hot
How come this is so dirty
The only one I found
It's good enough to have one already
A cockroach, damn... It's gone!
Only one, where's the other two?
They're making your favourite dessert
Why are man treating me so nice today?
We, volunteered
You all have an extra card
This is Taiwan mah-jong, 3 extra cards
The loser pays all
Stop playing
Such a fine day, take a photo
- Let's see if it's nice?
- Hurry!
Very pretty
A unique set!
- What's that?
- It has 13 chances of winning
I nearly have to pay up
I don't know it's so serious
Forget it, bring cut the dessert
Please wait
Anita, your boyfriend is perfect
Only if he can accept my playing mah-jong
Hold on to him, you
haven't got many choices
Damn girls, yet I still have
to keep it up... Like a gigolo
Come on, give me one
Be patient. You have to sacrifice
Gigolo, be patient.
We're level pretty soon!
HOW?
Don't tell him
You can't please men
Here's dessert, what, still playing?
If I don't win, you'll be in trouble
Only four more cards, you won't win
No, I'll win
-Have the dessert if you don't
-Put it down!
I'll Win!
A cockroach
You scared me. A cockroach
No more
A card less, you can't win
Can't play with a card less
Game over
There's a store on the island
where we can rent it
It's too far, I can't row, I won't go
OK, I'll go with you!
Find a decent one, not a smelly one
-How'd I knoll it's smelly
-Use your nose!
Anita, would you come with-me
Alright, let's go!
-Nothing left
-Really!
Bobo Jr, are you cheating on us!
-Don't cheat on us
-Only the beach itself
I won't spare you if you do
Where's the store?
There a few more strokes
We're here, let's go ashore!
Row over there
- Where's the store? Nothing here!
- Right!
It's a lie
Are you alright!
I'm OK
It's Bobo, I won't forgive him
How come there's a tent here?
What are you doing?
Bye! We'll come for you 3 days later
It's an ideal location for Anita
use your will and stop her
from playing mah-jong
We'll meet you in 3 clays time
Hope you will fall in love with each other
From Bobo and Bobo Jr
How dare they tricked on us
You're one of them
We just want you to stop gambling
Don't worry, they'll be back 3 days later
3 days? I can't go without it in 1 days
Where are you going?
I don't believe there's no boat here
Anita!
What a girl
Face reality, sit down, eat up!
After this meal, will
clarify it up with you
Please give me one
-Who do you think you are
-Help yourself!
Food is your essentine for me it's mah-jong
Forbidding me to play,
is like forbidding you to eat
How does it feel?
OK, we'll share it
If you can go without mah-jong,
I'll go without food
But there's something you can't go without
What is it?
Now it's better psychologically
It's no problem for me to go without food
I'll have to see how you can make it
Forget it, you can't go hungry for 3 days
Come, have some!
Have some!
Delicious?
After this, there's ham, egg sandwiches
Have to get some strength
I'll take care of you, don't worry
Come on, eat it!
Are you OK, how come you're so nice?
Of course not, it's a trick
now you've finished...
See how you'll end up
You wicked woman
What is it?
-The back
-Roll on the ground, pretend to be dead
I want to help, but I can't
You said it, we can't touch each other
It's better to keep to myself
To keep a distance, isn't it?
See how long you can laugh for
What're you doing? Stop pulling
Are you crazy?
Yes, I'm. I've burnt your stuff
see if you can find me a boat
How could you do such a thing?
Are you hungry?
I've told you no boat,
yet you don't believe it
- Now you'll die of hunger make a will!
- What's to be done now?
Don't want to starve, follow me
Over here a bit...
Be move accurate... here
Aim at it...
How come you're so stupid?
Come on, you're useless
How come you're good at mah-jong only!
It's different
The cards are stable, fish isn't
Come on, there!
You're useless!
See if you can do it
-Lucky for you
-of course
...Just passable
-I'm lucky
Stopping being proud
Missed it
How sad, it's gone
How is it?
Alright, what now?
What are you waiting for?
- The fish...
- Where? I'll catch it for you
What do you want?
It's a different fish!
What's so funny!
- Very different...
- Here's a bite for you!
-Damn. look what you've done
-A duel!
Smells nice!
Don't drop it
Stop it!
Delicious even without salt
My cooking could be even better
Playing mah-jong and go fishing with me
everyday Then I can do the cooking, alright?
Anita, to be honest isn't it
nice to spend life with the nature?
Quite right!
What'll happen if we don't return?
-Trudedy
-Why? You ain't a gambler
-Rape on a deserted island
-You dare?
-I don't it's you I'm afraid of
-Ha
- Snake!
- It's painful!
I'm bitten by the snake
-Let me see
-It's true!
Don't!
Don't move, let me suck out the blood
I do like you, but I won't embarrass you
If it's not because of
the bite. I won't do it?
Why?
- Well, I was bitten too!
- What shall we do?
-Let me suck out the blood too
-Where?
Here, let me suck it out
- ls you hand alright?
- Quite so, it's movable
I don't to play mah-jong within next 2 days
Really?
Buy I do want to play it now
Play mah-jong...
Find something to do,
- let's sing!
- Singing?
OK, mah-jong game...
Stop it, sing another one!
Circles, bamboos...
Stop singing these mah-jong songs
Let's go to sleep then!
I'm so lonely...
- Anita, are you really lonely?
- What do you want?
- You said it.
- Stop talking my advantage
Over the other side, don't come near
Here they are, get up...
- Hey!
- Over here!
How is it? You made it?
Of course, look at her
She's different now
She's soft, caring, Considerate
hates mah-jong, isn't right Anita?
- You're great!
- But are you lying to us?
Why should I?
Don't overact
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
-We're take you away
-Stop peeping at me
I told them the advantages of mah-jong
-GO away!
"Are YOU crazy?"
We even learnt to play 5-men mah-jong
5 men mah-jong?
Anita, don't listen to them
I just to know more about
It's N, E, S, W, Winds and red dragon
if one scores, the other 4 will carry on
Whoever could guess the next
winner will get the Jack pot
It's exciting
You...
Stop worrying, I'll control myself
Oh dear?
Minimum score is 80 points,
over 100 points per game
Oh yes...
-You can calculate such a complex sum
-Anita!
- I won't play!
- But how can I desert them
- Yes...
- What? why are you trying me?
Let me try, I won't play anymore
if it's not enjoyable
It's better to take a breath
of fresh air here
...Yes -It's relaxing
Right!
We'll get the marine police when we leave
- Right, bye!
- Let's board, goodbye!
Be careful or you'll pay up
Right, making us to pay up too
- Poong!
- I've scored, pay up
What's wrong with you?
You've ruined everything
You've lost 20 rounds, let me!
-I'll pour a cup of water
-One for me too
Damn lot, let me,
Cover my head and place my revenge
Using that?
Hurry up please. Time is flying!
-It's ridiculous to act like this
-Right!
- Cover it with a bin, silly!
- My turn!
Hurry UP!
I wonder how he's getting on!
I'm afraid the marine
police can't locate him
Who's so scaring? Is it because of him?
I'm just afraid of paying up, white dragon
-Poong, you're so unlucky
-2 bamboos
If I've the right card, you'll know...
You're hopeless,
letting this new guy winning you
Where's the 3-time champion?
It's his fault,
for being so boring on the isle
no practice whatsoever
Taking you to the isle, he's unstable
He swears when he was 3
Read playboy at 5, and peeping tom at 10
At 15, he...
-You're bad, no need for you to pay up
-Right!
If you win, I'll level with him
Might as well rent one now
Don't worry, take it easy!
5 bamboos!
Oh! I've got it, it's east
- What is it?
- East!
Where's my card, who took it?
Must be you!
"'8 you?"
I beg you please
to leave these 144 devils
I beg you to leave,
she won a lot of our money
She leaves, how can we get our money back?
It's your fault!
- What's wrong? Just entertaining?
- Right!
Really? I'll throw them out, see
how can you go on?
-We'll pick them back
-Right!
I'll swallow it then
Hey...
It's not easy to get this
- Are you OK?
- You nuts, how can you swallow it!
Told you to play Taiwanese mah-jong
They're smaller, will be easier to swallow
Why are you treating me like this
Stop arguing, won't do your throat any good
nor for the ears
I'm sorry, I really enjoy mah-jong games
of course not when you're with me
But you can't watch me for 24 hours
Why not?
...She has to jog each morning
-I'll keep her company
-She has to have snack each right
-I'll keep her company
-She has to do facial every week
-Go with her
-She has her monthly inconvenience
-Be inconvenient with her
Wake up, get up,
Sleeping pills
How tiring!
- Hey!
- Anita?
I can't sleep, come over now
I was with you from today already
and watched m/n show too
Could you give a chance to rest
Are you coming over or not?
OK, I'll come
What are you doing?
He gave us$50, asking us to hit him
Hit him?
He took the sleeping pills and
told us to keep him awake
or else he can't communicate
with his girlfriend
Anita, here you are
- Look at you, half dead, go back home!
- Don't worry, I'll take some coffee
This isn't yours, put it down!
Sit down first
I didn't think you have patience on me
I realize my interest
on mah-jong is lessened
Let's cheers
How careless, I'll get a cloth
No need, I'll go
Anita, I love you, shall we get married?
Sorry Miss, he's not well
He's slightly insane, leave him
It's you who's insane
You can't find such a man in your life
I haven't ordered anything
He did, he said to serve it when you arrive
He's too tired, couldn't join you
What's the matter?
What're you doing? Are you sane?
From now on, I won't touch mah-jong
I'll do aerobics, lead a healthy life
You won't succeed, let me show you this
Sis, how come you've the cassettes?
I recorded them while you played mah-jong
Put them away, it's unbearable
Really? Let's replay for your recollection
If you pass this, you'll succeed
It's so unbearable tonight. Mah-jong again?
-One more, two more
-A bad hand, bad luck
-Be careful of your opponents
-3 more 68 circles
Need the middle card, got 7 cirles
Four more, once again
one more, two more, 7 flowers at one go
Another flowers, 2 sets, I've won
Three move, not bad
Forget it. Hey!
Taxi!
Hey! I've got it first
Damn you!
Hey!
Listen to me
-I really haven't played mah-jong
-What was it that I heard just now?
Go up with me and see for yourself
Come on
This can teats my sis determination
Alright, we got it
Is it really a recording?
-Of course, it's an expensive Hi Fi
-Listen!
Just like a real game!
Sis, how come it's like this?
This is to test your determination
You herd it now
You're really playing, why did you lie?
If she's playing,
she wouldn't have asked me to go up
Anita, let's go and explain to him
No, he'll know sooner or later
Shall we leave?
No, continue!
Anita, I'll for you for a while
No, I don't to touch them
Come on, just I game
No!
Don't force her
- OK, how about just piling them?
- Right
OK, I've to go the toilet first
- Alright!
- Thanks!
-I'll buy you lot something to eat
-OK!
Thanks!
-Here he is
-Oh! I've got it, it's east
Oh no!
I really didn't play
No, you haven't you really haven't
I'm just piling them for someone
You prefer mah-jong than I
mah-jong is more important than I?
You don't mah-jong, nor I
That means mah-jong is more important
Right, I don't like you to play
Why do you have to play?
It's a nice game
If you lose, will you stop playing?
I'm a 3-time champion, I won't lose
What if I beat you and win?
You win? OK, whatever you say
Stop playing mah-jong
Let's agree on it
There're rules to play mah-jong
- What are the don't?
- Don't play when you're sick
You've no cash. You've bad opponents
What's the precautions?
You'll lose if you've
shaved, bathed or a cold
or if you've argued, fought or hurt
mixed with women
Teacher, if you don't teach him
he'll lose Anita
You know my rules
It's vital to have good reflex and memory
Now to test your sight and memory
If you pass, I'll be your teacher
No problem
Bobo, show him
6 bamboos, 8 characters,
green dragon, 7 circles
It's a trick!
Your turn now
- 9 and 5 characters, white dragon...
- It's enough!
Bobo, Bobo, stand behind me
If you fail, you can't be my student
7 circles, 4 bamboos, 9 characters
9 and 5 characters,
white dragon, 2 bamboos...
7 bamboos, I character...
6, 4 circles, w, right?
Not bad, you've. Potentials, right?
- Right!
- Thanks! Teacher!
You've to stay here for 6 months
You can't leave
What, here for 6 months?
This period is only for basic theory
Another 3, 5, 7 years practice
before you reach the highest point
Any crash course, say a week?
It's a different art to
learn except cheating
Cheating?
The theory is to communicate between 2 men
there're many alternatives
One man to attack, the other defend
first learn to shuffle and pile
This is called weaving
Place well the cards you want
throw the dice in multiples
of 5 & you'll get your cards
What if your cards are with your opponent?
Then reshuffle them
watch carefully
If they ruin your cards, isn't it a waste?
Then you've to see what you've got
HOW?
Do a mirror technique while piling
Like at the lower ones, the next upper ones
that's why, good eyesight and memory
There's one more technique
If you see others cards thrown out
And you want them, do this
This is a funny one
-It's only a part of the defense
-This is easy
Let's see how you do it
Me?
Not with the upper ones, try the other
No need
Mah-jong needs, a lot of practise
if you want to reach my standard
I've to find a new teaching method
-So slow, it's pointless
-What is it?
-Red dragon
-Who threw red dragon, Poong!
-3 characters
-wait...
- Who threw out 7 circles?
- The same suit
-7 characters
-7 characters, it's all characters
-4 bamboos,
-1, 4 bamboos with all dragons
-I've won
-Hold on, me first!
You can't, it's an unique suit
-can't go against as you've promised
-Don't lose
I'll do as I've said, so will you
Of course
You've been to the toilet, changed
your seat And you're still losing?
We haven't finished, right?
It's useless,
You've cheated
- Me?
- Count
Count the cards...
Count them
Cheating?
What? Peeping at the cards?
No, only going round the toilet for luck
Here's my luck!
This is a good set
Let me count my winnings
4 characters
Let me go against you
8 circles, still being proud?
-Good card every time
-Just a coincidence
It's 8 circles again
It's a tight game
What is it?
Stop cheating!
Couldn't be!
It's on your side
How careless, I'll get a cloth
How come you've so few cards?
- Card!
- A few less
you've a card less
I've got it here!
- Stand up...
- Don't fool around, stand up!
Come on... Said I was fooling
Stop it, it's my turn
Luck is with me, I win again. Pay up!
It's my turn to win again this hand
No, I've got all the circles suit
Let's see which one you throw 9 bamboos
Hey, your turn
7 characters,
Another circle, what a pity
Luck's on my side
Who threw at me?
No, it isn't!
What are you doing?
Something was thrown at me
-9 bamboos
-North
- I character
-Circles again, I'll throw north
What is it?
-Just stretching
-What a nuisance
I've done it again
I just don't the score of this hand
-Change
-Help yourself!
Let's take a photo
Why so proud when you've won a few hands
You might lose more than you win
Luck is still on my side
Why so happy, you lost too!
How can we shuffle them like this?
Right, take them off!
What's wrong? Just entertaining?
What? Are you crazy?
- Taking another card'?
- It's my turn
- Poong“.
- Put it down!
It's Bobo's turn
- One circle!
- Put it down... Poong!
-It's me now
-7 characters!
- Poong!
- Not your turn yet, put it down!
It's Bobo's turn
5 circles, I've to Kong, an extra point
Will there be luck?
1 circle
8 characters!
2 circles!
-What a coincidence. I want it
-It's your turn,
better to take a card...
- What's your business?
- Go on!
OK, I'll take one
You're right, I've got 5 circles
thought there's no chance to win
but yet, I've got the 5th CARD
The 5th 5 circles
How come there are 5 cards?
Ridiculous, someone's cheating!
Anita, I didn't mean it, forgive me!
You should say you're sorry
I’m sorry!
-Not to me! To her
-To her!
-Just pour her a cup of tea
-No! Soft drink will do
Apologize, go on!
With 2 hands, Kneel!
You can't kneel, bending will do
-Can't kneel, then bend
-OK, we won't look
Come on!
Are you making fan of me?
I lost today, let's play again some day
If you don't drink I'll
Who'll play with me!
Right, you tricked us, I don't trust you
Let's go!
- What's to be done?
- ignore them!
4 more paces and they'll be gone, 3,2, 1
- What's to be done?
- Ignore him
Anita!
Slow down, he'll follow you
I know, he can catch up
Antia!
- He's here, faster...
- Anita!
- Here!
- Anita...
Stay away, Anita
-He cried out so pitingly
-Right!
Go away!
Anita, go away!
Anita!
Anita!
You shouldn've apologized then
Only real feelings show in crisis
If you're crashed, I'll be so lonely
-Who's her family, you can see her now
-I am!
Are you? You're a criminal now
confess at the door
Are you OK? Your legs?
In here, silly!
Where's Tallie?
We won't let him in, or we'll in trouble
Don't say this, he's not a bad guy
Only a bit chauvinistic,
he's a considerate man
Have you gone med?
No, mah-jong is an entertainment
But I've got my pride
The more he rejects it, the more I play
If he angry with me, I might not play
Want him to ask you to play? It's easy!
We Will...
- No sound, is she dead?
- Of course not!
Oh no, Anita has amnesia
Come!
Good, she can't play
ever again. That's great
-She might forget you too
-That's true!
Over there!
Anita, do you know who I am?
Tallie...
She's fine, what amnesia!
You're tasty...
She thinks you're a
drink, call you watsons!
Watsons? You!
No, he's watsons, I'm Tallis!
You're watsons, he's Tallie
I'm Tallie, not he!
He's Tallie, you're watsons!
- Watsons, Tallie!
- Watsons, Tallie!
- Tallie, Watsons!
- Tallie, watsons!
Tallie, watsons, no, watsons, Tallie!
- Watsons, Tallie!
- No! Tallie!
Give me back Tallie...
Right, I'm watsons...
- How come she's like this?
- I ain't the doctor, how would I know?
I'll find the doctor
You're a fake, I'll tell Tallie
-If you do, we'll go separate ways
-Right!
I will, I ain't your boyfriend
- You will?
- No!
Where's the doctor?
Here's Tallie
Can't find the doctor
-He's here just now
-Really? What did he say?
He said she should take an injection
If there's something to excite her
She might remember
- What does she like most?
- She likes me most
Really?
She likes to play mah-jong best
Anita, let's play mah-jong
No, it's boring, I want my boyfriend
I'm your boyfriend
No, you aren't you're watsons!
I want to find my boyfriend
Men aren't good, playing mah-jong is good
it's meaningless for woman
not play, isn't it?
Let's play!
Mah-jong is to kill time, woman needs a man
Right!
This is only an imagination
Well, mah-jong is better than men
Men've only 4 moods,
but mah-jong is different
excluding flowers, there're 36 characters
No, mah-jong is non-living,
but man is alive, how can you mix the 2?
Right, how can you?
You can sleep with a
monkey, it's living too
Woman needs security, mah-jong offers it
A few hundred dollars for 1 set
it's reliable to play from 17-70 years old
Man is different, if you meet a bad one,
it's rather to die than to live
Let's play»
How come you act like a dice?
Oh no, dice can play at every game
Man forget it!
Why?
He'll dump you if he doesn't like you
No flowers
Who oppose to such a healthy game?
The opposer's an idiot!
- Who is it!
- He is
You object it?
Right I'm, but not, now, let's play...
It's $100 for an hour
So expensive, I want play
It's not expensive, come on Anita...
What a pity that I can't say anything
- So not playing?
- Let's not play it anymore
No... Come on... let's continue...
Come, Anita,
Told you I won't
It's easy, easier than singing a song
Sing a song for me then
Not now, I can only sing to you alone
Let's play.
-If you won't sing, I won't play
-Come on, play
Tallie, it's only a few of us, please sing
- Right...
- Look, no others
- Sing...
- Only us
Really no others? When I finish, you play
Testing...
A unexplainable riddle in my hear
Is it OK? Good?
A unexplainable riddle in my heart
This riddle...
Where's your stage performance?
This trap I've encountered
I fell in a trap, with you on the outside
Hate... Love...
Testing... one... two... three... four
Testing... one, two, three, four
The mic broke down
- Anita!
- Catch up with them
-They're down-stairs playing game machines
-What?
He's out, aim at him...
- Here's him!
- Coming!
What's going on? How come you're here?
She wants to play with
guns, so I'm with her
Right, she wants to play
Not with guns, let's play mah-jong!
Right, you had enough!
Anita, what're you waiting for?
If you want to, let's continue
Let's go over there, forget about them
Let's
As long as you're happy, Anita
It's a world of two
Ready, when the clown's out, aim at him
- Watsons!
- He's here, aim at him, bang...
Oh dear? Useless now
- Watsons!
- I know, swap another one
Watsons!
Anita, don't be soft, have fun first
Why fool around with someone's boyfriend?
Just because he's someone's boyfriend
You can't fool your own boyfriend
Right, I agree!
Don't move
Take out all the money
Miss, this gun is rained, give me a new one
Thanks!
Pal, your gun's ruined too?
Ridiculous, it's not working
So your's a fake too, robbery...
Take out a real one...
Robbery...
Anita, pick up the gun
Freeze!
Don't move!
-He's taken hostage
-Hurry save him
Tell him to release him or I'll shoot
Release him or I'll shoot him
I won't
If you don't let my
friend go, I'll kill him
I'll shoot him too
Your gun might be a fake one
Haven't you marked it?
Yes, with a X on the bullet
I should X you first
I've an inspiration with this gun
It's 90% genuine, release him and surrender
If your real, mine's fake
-Let's find a target
-No, he is inspired?
Inspirations shouldn't have
lost last night then
Someone's being robbed
They are armed
- Ready to fire!
- No, they have my friend inside
- Your friend's a robber?
- No...
What's going on?
It's like this
Don't start with the scene 3 months ago
Start on the day you're born then!
Let me tell you
It's simple, there thieves non-thieves
inside the non-thieves are my friends
But one of the hostages
is not a thief, but is my friend
The other hostage isn't my Pal is a thief
But luckily the one with the gun is my Pal
unluckily the other one isn't
Could you be a bit clear?
Really, it all began 3
months ago on the beach
You're crazy
You can't row like this
You'll be acquitted if you kill me
But she won't be, as she's amnesia
So what? I can say I've amnesia too
Will anyone believe
you? I was hit by a truck
How could you remember it?
Yes, you told me in the hospital, that day
That day...
You asked me if I recall the
1st time we've on the island
You two have had your 1st time?
What're you thinking?
My 1st time without mah-jong,
it's so painful, I'll remember it
How could you remember it?
So you plot against me
We aren't, it's...
- What is it?
- It's...
It's cheating,
it's better to be dead than stupid
OK, shooting me then...
I'm only joking, don't be serious
Stop being like this
You'll be rich by listening to me
Shoot me, aim at my head
I don't want to live, shoot me!
We didn't mean to cheat you
I swear, I'll never play mah-jong
You won't, you'll pretend to have amnesia
I trust you, but not those 3
I swear, I'll never play mah-jong
Don't run or I'll shoot
Quick see if her gun's real or not
I'm fine
her gun's real
So yours a fake
Don't move!
- Don't move!
- Don't come over, you can't match us
It's exciting
-You came for the show
-Sir, the thief!
N. E. S. W. Pick a seat
-N. E. S. W
-South
North!
East!
- South!
- North
East!
Serve you right...
it's chocolate
Do you know what's her nickname?
What?
Bad girl!
Anita, are you OK?
Fine, don't hurry!
- Hurry, what's taking so long?
- I'm famished
Poong!
I'm here, ain't I?
- Quick, cleaning up!
- The carpet's wet, wipe it
- Quick, tissue!
- Tissue...
-Give me a beer
-OK
-Beer, Anita
-Don't hurry!
My kid wants to pee, where's the toilet?
There!
Mr chain's inside
Wait for a while
-Excuse me, your phone call
-Coming...
Don't run off, OK
Who?
This is for you
He's playing mah-jong, not available
My kid swallowed a fish
Hurry, spit it out
Not here... in the toilet
Hold your breath, don't spit
- Where's your bear?
- Hold!
- This is it!
- This isn't beer
Congratulations...
-Here he comes
-Thanks...
Congratulations!
-This is for you
-Let's go too
You're a nice girl!
- Say thank you!
- Thank you!
Thanks...
He's a handsome groom
Why so late? I've been worrying
-Hurry. come down
-OK
Oh dear, oh no
our Miss has disappeared
Disappeared?
- She's gone!
- Where to?
-Playing mah-Jong
-Mah-Jong?
Congratulations, mother and children save
A son, a cute one
Thank you for given us a grandson
- Where's madam?
- Playing mah-Jong
Stop being naughty or you'll be in trouble
Dad is taken hostage, ask mom to Pay up
-Mom's not home
-Where to?
-Playing mah-Jong -Again?
Dad is taken hostage, ask mom to pay up
Dad, how are you?
Dad's in trouble, where's your mom?
-Mom isn't in
-Away on mah-Jong game again?
No, She's just watching
Dad...
We've known each other for 3 years already
Yet during these 3 years
We haven't been so romantic
Let me take this chance
to tell you honestly
Please don't be so direct
Don't tell me you're leaving me
Not leaving, it's splitting
...I know I'm ugly, but...
- I've never thought of that
Although you're thin
have a long neck and a bad breath
But I don't mind
ls peter better than I?
No, but he's more handsome
more humorous and educated than you,
But that aren't the reasons
The problem is your mates,
they follow us all the time
-I grew up with them
-They seem to be gay
You...
Don't be angry. You look gay now
It's easy to be misunderstood
I should be mad when he said so
I can bear your mates
out not when you forbid me to play mah-jong
It's absolutely unstable,
What are you talking about?
Stop hitting him
Alright, if you promise not to leave me
he's OK then
How dare you hit me?
-I've told you not to hit him
-He's black belt
I don't care, are you really leaving me?
Yes!
-OK, leave, I don't care
-I am a man ain't I!
Bye!
You're silly
How many times have you been dumped?
How can you get a wife?
Come on, who doesn't like to play mah-jong?
Don't ask me to join in. I just hate it!
You said everyone likes to play mah-jong?
Well, this girl doesn't
-Try it out with her
-Don't do this to her
-Let's tease her
-OK!
I finally found a non-gambler
You should find a prettier one
- You all agree that I should date her?
- Of course!
Anita
-We'll have to see
-Like now, it's a good chance
But I've just been damped
It's not the 1st time!
It not good morally
Men made the rules and they
are made to be broke
Meaning I should go for it?
Right, let's go with you
Wait, don't take advantage of me
Right, bar's there
Anita, I'm just joking
There won't be a next time,
-It'll be my turn next
-I won't play mah-jong
...I like you
-My Pal's been dumped and he likes you
- Me?
- Is that her?
-No, the one next to her
-Me?
-NO, the one next to you
-Me?
No, the one next to you
Me? Who likes me?
-The one next to me
-Which side?
-Not me, I haven't been damped
-Then it's you
I didn't leak the secret, they guessed it,
3 pretty ladies, please come over, here.
Come, please
Miss, he has a lot to say to you
No, I've nothing to say to you
Really, he has plenty to tell ask him!
...
My friends want to be your friends
Your friends become our friends
You're her friends, then we're all friends
If we're close friends,
and they become close friends
We'll become each other's friends
We should really be close friends
I don't understand a word!
You're an idiot, that's why
They want to be our friends
Out too many people want to be our friends
It not that simple to be our pals
What's the procedure?
If you can help us
We've just angered Anita
can you make her laugh?
It'll be easy
Let's pretend to be a gorilla it'll work
-It's too much
-That's why I ask you to do it.
Shut up! It's simple, let me!
Could you follow what I say in English?
OK, say it!
- Say 5 times you!
- You! You!...Funny?
- No! Say Me 7 times!
- Me! Me!...Not funny!
- Say He 10 times!
- He!
You're laughing!
You're teasing me.
OK, you've done it
we've to communicate among ourselves
- Could you follow whatever, we can do?
- No problem
Follow me!
Excuse me, where's the toilet?
- There!
- Thanks!
Who can follow?
-We three can do it, no problem
-Right!
- Sir...
- What's the matter?
- He assaulted me!
- Oh yes!
- How did he do it?
- Not here, it's the face
Don't listen to him
How can I when he's tall and I'm short
I can only reach his lips
Do it again, we've missed it
What're you doing?
They're Journalists
Doing a special article
-They asked me to take the shots
-You've got it wrong?
They're editors, they told me to come
- Do you believe it?
- Of course, silly girl!
Is that right?
Don't go!
Block it first!
Stop running!
Silly man!
Anita Fong?
I could have played 24 rounds
Right, if it wasn't for the kids
we could have made it
We shouldn't play it on the beach
If sister returns, we
couldn't play it either
Let's start!
Hurry UP
Aren't you going to launch
picnic with Charles?
I changed my mind
I've asked him to play mah-jong here
Didn't you say he hates mah-jong?
Just learnt 1/2 hr ago, he had
played it at 7 and he's an expert
And cheated my sentiments
Let's help you in cheating him back
How dare you, thinking of her boyfriend
I dare you!
I don't need your help,
just teach him a lesson
while playing mah-jong
Giving him a heart attack
so that he'll stop playing
That's easy, no problem
Hurry, we're waiting for you!
Let us first apologize
our pride might be hurting in today's match
Well, we might be apologizing to you
I begin with 3 points up to 13 points
If it's too much, let's stop now
No problem
We might be losing a mah-jong partner
We'll see
Come on, hurry up
- Hurry!
- Come on!
- 1 character!
- Poong!
-3 circles
-Poong, 2 bamboos
Poong, don't move!
- Poong!
- Poong, don't move!
- Poong!
- Poong!
It's nine pieces, watch out!
Poong, nine pieces, too, careful!
Nine piece, beware!
I haven't even take I piece!
Your turn
Hurry, you're so slow, what an expert
Come on, it's your turn
Thank you
You have to pick this one!
I could have won
But you said 3 points
to start, can't help it.
Mine's only 1/2 point
Yeah!
1/2 point is also allowed in next game
You damn lot, if I've your cards
You'll be in trouble
6 circles!
Poong!
You're too slow!
Put it down!
- 8 circles!
- Poong!
-Better not
-You said Poong, come on
Alright, 4 bamboos, want it?
I'll get it myself
- You won't score?
- No!
If you don't, I'll, 1/2 point
From now on, no. 1/2 point score
It's the end of the game, you won't win,
- 5 characters!
- Poong!
What a coincidence
12 cards, you pay if I get the right card
Red dragon!
- Be careful!
- Take it easy
come on, want, to score, impossible!
Not impossible
stop peeping
- I...
- Haven't got it
Another one for me, you'll be in trouble
-One bamboo
-3 circles
It's a fair world, I've scored!
It's mine, I character
-You saw it, it's mine
-I didn't, you wouldn't let me,
It's really mine
That's not fair! Claiming you've won
Check for yourself
-Stop it, or you're disqualified
-Hurry pick back the card
- Come on, or you'll have an extra card!
- Take I out!
I've taken the card back
-I'll take out I character
-Poong!
Stop it, you can't
Take a card!
The last one, I've scored!
Where's your card? You can't score!
Where's my card, give it back
Where?
-Where's my card>
-Can't find it!
You're joking
-This is my card
-Oh! No!
It's finished already
I can claim I've won it too!
Forget it.
I'll have more time to be with you
- Go away!
- You said you won't play if you lost
-Right, I won't play nor seeing you
-Why?
What's so good about you?
Figure-wise. You're not good
I don't want to see your face
Nor finding any good traits
If you want to find a mandom
Pleasing, financially stable, non-gambler
buy a plastic Dollie, you're unstable
I'm broken hearted again!
Sis, Charles is right
You must have a problem
I think you should, find a psychologist
I've asked her too
You heard how Charles has despised me
nobody'll like me if they know I'm unstable
Use my name
-Right, let's accompany you
-We'll go together OK?
She has. Personality, and
doesn't play mah-jong
I've been looking for this kind of girl
Uncle wah, you must help me, out
Of course, I do wish
you'll have a good wife
Unlike your dad, marrying a gambler!
Do you have her record?
2 details, first her name
Anita Fong, a common name
you can find it in the directory
- Any other details?
- Her photo,
OK, let me a process some
and pass to my colleagues
Is this it?
Oh dear, I am really unstable
Don't worry,
you've used my name. Nobody'll know it,
We could have draw a sketch of her
Let's go home,
-They are over there
-Who?
The girl who doesn't play mah-jong
-We're fated to each other
-I really have to try my best
You want to fight with me?
Of course not I'm referring to the other 3
But they've left already
They came out from the clinic
It must have their details, we...
Down with the Pakis
Pakis are hateful
Pakis come last in tests
Pakis are hateful
Damn you!
They're starting up. They've gone now
Hey, OK!
What're you talking?
Asking his parents health?
Really?
With this, we can know more about her
Our price is high
It's painful...
Her prince charming is a kendo instructor
Take this, I'll teach you the basic steps,
One up one down
Not bad, let's change to better ground
You make the decision
Anita Fong...
- Let's do it then...
- You aren't a instructor
Right, I ain't one... Right!
- Instructor Wong!
- What is it?
I'll teach for you, date your girlfriend
I haven't got any
You'll have one when you're money
She won't if it's too sudden
May be she'll suddenly
You're right
Let's forget it
He's taking advantage of you?
Let's teach him a lesson
He's quite good
Fighting uses the brain, not force
Forget it
You've to teach him
It's you
It's fate, how are you?
Instructor, please teach and educate me!
I Will
Hold it properly. Ready?
Now the basic steps,
one foot behind the other
He's beginning to take her advantage
Now, one pace up, and down...
- Did I step on you? Are you OK?
- I'm fine
It's not exciting, shall we try wrestling?
No, your basic steps aren't that good yet
You could allow a handicap
Alright, as you please.
No attacks, only defense
-It's more fun to attack and defend
-It's not a handicap then
You pace is so fast,
how can I level with you?
Why don't I tie up your legs
-Trying my kegs?
"Right!"
Help yourself...
I'll tie your hands as an upper limb
That's balance now
No problem...
I'll release you soon
We've seen each other, we're friends
Don't use that weapon, its not good
change to this one, its better
How can we have a duel?
How dare you assault female students
I'm doing a deed today,
this is for you, maniac
You've got it wrong?
Of course you want me to
-I ain't the instructor
-Still don't want to admit it?
I'll jump, and again. I've got it
Deserve it
Have you book the Venue, where's Mr. Wong?
This is Mr Wong!
He's not, let's run
If you aren't why are you here?
How did you come in?
I want to meet you
I didn't know I'll end up like this
You asked for it
Anita, put me down, stop being silly
What's so silly, you're a handicapped man
I ain't, I just hurt my waist
Walk on your own then!
Stop kidding
My waist's not good, use a better solution
E. g. holding me, supporting me, etc
You don't mind? I do!
Where's your car?
I don't own a car
I'll get a bus
Playing a joke on me? I just won't go!
How can I like this?
What's to be done?
- Take my car!
- Your car?
Right, let's go!
Exactly like the owner
Let me try this pretty car
Anita, I haven't got in stop...
-Sit tight
-Be careful!
Where're you going, Anita?
It's going to bump...
It's OK
- How is it?
- Anita, how come you drive like a dragon
Scared? Ain't it exciting?
Of course not, you're a bad woman-driver
- OK, you drive!
- Me?
OK!
Although it's a handicap, I'll drive better
Let's see
...Anita, my skill isn't bad, is it?
- It's only a straight road
OK, let me turn round the bend!
Watch out!
Not bad, ah!
- A cop's coming!
- Stop on one side
-Don't -Don't worry, they'll
only charge me speeding
-Told you not to
-why?
This is a stolen property
- What? Oh no!
- Sis said it's instructors
Look what you have done to me
Have you been this kind of place before?
- No, have you?
- I have
- Really?
- Stop worrying, we're lying, aren't we!
Go in...
- What's the purpose?
- Do you want to be caught by the cop? Quick!
Don't have to be shy in here
It's legal under the laws of H. K.
Well, a small or big room?
-Big room -Small room
- Round bed or water bed?
- Any one!
Please make a decision!
We can't wait anything can do
Excuse me, could I use your toilet
Hold on, I've to show them their room
Let's start a fight when we're in!
- What a coincidence!
- Really...
You borrowed the phone?
Phone? Right, we've used it over 2 hours
But it's always engaged
Stop being sarcastic! Let's go!
We're going too
What a waste of my time
To have such weird people
- Stop being sarcastic, will you?
- I like it
What a shame
How come my car is here?
My car's over there, I've to check it
Is it really your car, look carefully
Of course it's mine
- Pal, is this your car?
- Yes...
You're change with dangerous
driving, show me your license
We just came out from there
Ask these friends of mine
Where are they?
Get in,
What is it?
Don't be silly, nobody's chasing you!
Stop running!
Anita, hurry!
I'll distract him, you stay
Magnificent!
Asking me to stay!
Caught you! Show me your I. D. card
Anita...
Anita!
Anita!
Caught you! Show me your I. D. card
It's you!
Here Anita!
Come!
Bye...
The dress is torn
Don't worry, get a new one.
- You'll pay?
- Sure!
Pal. like my, new shirt?
Well, not too good
He, my girlfriend chose it
Giving you this doesn't mean
I'm your girlfriend
I know, you're extraordinary and diplomatic
How can I be a good match?
You shouldn't be so direct
I ain't, I want to date you
It's not enough to see you daily
Really, what more do you want?
Say it, romancing today,
getting married tomorrow
And having a baby after 10 months
I prefer to be indirect then
No boy has said that to me in past 20 years
And hearing it for the 1st time, it's sweet
Are we in love like this?
I suppose so...
I don't, it's my first
date, can't be that easy
What are you saying?
What are you muttering?
Forget it. I don't match you.
When you get old and alone
Page me, I'll accompany you,
What are you talking?
I said I...
- I know.
- What a shame!
Nothing to be shy about. It's a free world
-Stop laying your hand on my shoulder
-Why? You ain't a gambler
How do you know it?
The 1st time I saw you on the beach
won't date you if you like to play mah-jong
- Who told you to?
- Thinking how you'd see me then
I've finally found a girl
who doesn't play mah-jong
I'll up myself
Let me escort you!
Oh, dear? There's a mah-jong
game are waiting me
It's too late
I want to borrow your toilet
18 floors?
Have you chase a girl before?
I hadn't
You've to be full of guts to date girls
Try to catch me when you the
stairs while I use the lift
Anita...
- 7 circles!
- Such bad cards
6 characters!
Anita, come here quick
- Pack, hurry!
- That tallie will be here soon
He hates people playing mah-jong,
I said I don't know the game
so what?
-It's OK for him to see us play
-You gamblers
Now go out and lock up
Just tell him you forget your keys
Right!
Said you aren't quick enough
Look at this
What is it?
This was used to wrap up Columbus coffin
-My grandma used to wrap her leg
-Really
You can use it as a diaper for your kid
- Right?
- Silly, such a big cloth?
It can sneeze too
So you're kneeling here
She's like that when she's nervous
I'm scared of heights
-It's a shame, let's go
-In the toilet!
-Take a seat, I'll get change
-OK!
-Take a seat
-That's right
-No, I need the toilet
-It's engaged
It isn't
-Hurry, go back in
-What's happened?
- Go in!
- What's going on?
You've finished, it's my turn
That tallie's here
Remember. I cheat him that
I can't play mah-jong
So when you come out
Tell him we plan to play dominoes
not mah-jong, remember
You say you'll go for a snack
How come you're here?
What're you doing?
We're planing to play dominoes,
do you believe it?
Of course I do!
Please continue, I've to leave first
I'll see you out
OK, goodbye
A sunny day, be careful of exposure
Everyone has his hobby
Some ice-skiing some swimming
I like that,
this is free style and crawl
Go on... go on...
Alright, the truth is that
you've got my sis file
I do like to play mah-jong
I do like to be with you
But you won't understand it
Won't, why?
OK, I'll bring with me 13 cards tomorrow
So you'll have double entertainment
Face up to reality
I know you hate women mah-jong players
But not all of them are bad
If you can accept me, call me then
Accepting it? Surrender to mah-jong? No!
What's so good about you?
You're great! After one night's thinking
I've hated mah-jong players for 30 years
but since there are so many women gamblers
I might as well accept you
Help yourself, drink it while it's hot
How come this is so dirty
The only one I found
It's good enough to have one already
A cockroach, damn... It's gone!
Only one, where's the other two?
They're making your favourite dessert
Why are man treating me so nice today?
We, volunteered
You all have an extra card
This is Taiwan mah-jong, 3 extra cards
The loser pays all
Stop playing
Such a fine day, take a photo
- Let's see if it's nice?
- Hurry!
Very pretty
A unique set!
- What's that?
- It has 13 chances of winning
I nearly have to pay up
I don't know it's so serious
Forget it, bring cut the dessert
Please wait
Anita, your boyfriend is perfect
Only if he can accept my playing mah-jong
Hold on to him, you
haven't got many choices
Damn girls, yet I still have
to keep it up... Like a gigolo
Come on, give me one
Be patient. You have to sacrifice
Gigolo, be patient.
We're level pretty soon!
HOW?
Don't tell him
You can't please men
Here's dessert, what, still playing?
If I don't win, you'll be in trouble
Only four more cards, you won't win
No, I'll win
-Have the dessert if you don't
-Put it down!
I'll Win!
A cockroach
You scared me. A cockroach
No more
A card less, you can't win
Can't play with a card less
Game over
There's a store on the island
where we can rent it
It's too far, I can't row, I won't go
OK, I'll go with you!
Find a decent one, not a smelly one
-How'd I knoll it's smelly
-Use your nose!
Anita, would you come with-me
Alright, let's go!
-Nothing left
-Really!
Bobo Jr, are you cheating on us!
-Don't cheat on us
-Only the beach itself
I won't spare you if you do
Where's the store?
There a few more strokes
We're here, let's go ashore!
Row over there
- Where's the store? Nothing here!
- Right!
It's a lie
Are you alright!
I'm OK
It's Bobo, I won't forgive him
How come there's a tent here?
What are you doing?
Bye! We'll come for you 3 days later
It's an ideal location for Anita
use your will and stop her
from playing mah-jong
We'll meet you in 3 clays time
Hope you will fall in love with each other
From Bobo and Bobo Jr
How dare they tricked on us
You're one of them
We just want you to stop gambling
Don't worry, they'll be back 3 days later
3 days? I can't go without it in 1 days
Where are you going?
I don't believe there's no boat here
Anita!
What a girl
Face reality, sit down, eat up!
After this meal, will
clarify it up with you
Please give me one
-Who do you think you are
-Help yourself!
Food is your essentine for me it's mah-jong
Forbidding me to play,
is like forbidding you to eat
How does it feel?
OK, we'll share it
If you can go without mah-jong,
I'll go without food
But there's something you can't go without
What is it?
Now it's better psychologically
It's no problem for me to go without food
I'll have to see how you can make it
Forget it, you can't go hungry for 3 days
Come, have some!
Have some!
Delicious?
After this, there's ham, egg sandwiches
Have to get some strength
I'll take care of you, don't worry
Come on, eat it!
Are you OK, how come you're so nice?
Of course not, it's a trick
now you've finished...
See how you'll end up
You wicked woman
What is it?
-The back
-Roll on the ground, pretend to be dead
I want to help, but I can't
You said it, we can't touch each other
It's better to keep to myself
To keep a distance, isn't it?
See how long you can laugh for
What're you doing? Stop pulling
Are you crazy?
Yes, I'm. I've burnt your stuff
see if you can find me a boat
How could you do such a thing?
Are you hungry?
I've told you no boat,
yet you don't believe it
- Now you'll die of hunger make a will!
- What's to be done now?
Don't want to starve, follow me
Over here a bit...
Be move accurate... here
Aim at it...
How come you're so stupid?
Come on, you're useless
How come you're good at mah-jong only!
It's different
The cards are stable, fish isn't
Come on, there!
You're useless!
See if you can do it
-Lucky for you
-of course
...Just passable
-I'm lucky
Stopping being proud
Missed it
How sad, it's gone
How is it?
Alright, what now?
What are you waiting for?
- The fish...
- Where? I'll catch it for you
What do you want?
It's a different fish!
What's so funny!
- Very different...
- Here's a bite for you!
-Damn. look what you've done
-A duel!
Smells nice!
Don't drop it
Stop it!
Delicious even without salt
My cooking could be even better
Playing mah-jong and go fishing with me
everyday Then I can do the cooking, alright?
Anita, to be honest isn't it
nice to spend life with the nature?
Quite right!
What'll happen if we don't return?
-Trudedy
-Why? You ain't a gambler
-Rape on a deserted island
-You dare?
-I don't it's you I'm afraid of
-Ha
- Snake!
- It's painful!
I'm bitten by the snake
-Let me see
-It's true!
Don't!
Don't move, let me suck out the blood
I do like you, but I won't embarrass you
If it's not because of
the bite. I won't do it?
Why?
- Well, I was bitten too!
- What shall we do?
-Let me suck out the blood too
-Where?
Here, let me suck it out
- ls you hand alright?
- Quite so, it's movable
I don't to play mah-jong within next 2 days
Really?
Buy I do want to play it now
Play mah-jong...
Find something to do,
- let's sing!
- Singing?
OK, mah-jong game...
Stop it, sing another one!
Circles, bamboos...
Stop singing these mah-jong songs
Let's go to sleep then!
I'm so lonely...
- Anita, are you really lonely?
- What do you want?
- You said it.
- Stop talking my advantage
Over the other side, don't come near
Here they are, get up...
- Hey!
- Over here!
How is it? You made it?
Of course, look at her
She's different now
She's soft, caring, Considerate
hates mah-jong, isn't right Anita?
- You're great!
- But are you lying to us?
Why should I?
Don't overact
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
-We're take you away
-Stop peeping at me
I told them the advantages of mah-jong
-GO away!
"Are YOU crazy?"
We even learnt to play 5-men mah-jong
5 men mah-jong?
Anita, don't listen to them
I just to know more about
It's N, E, S, W, Winds and red dragon
if one scores, the other 4 will carry on
Whoever could guess the next
winner will get the Jack pot
It's exciting
You...
Stop worrying, I'll control myself
Oh dear?
Minimum score is 80 points,
over 100 points per game
Oh yes...
-You can calculate such a complex sum
-Anita!
- I won't play!
- But how can I desert them
- Yes...
- What? why are you trying me?
Let me try, I won't play anymore
if it's not enjoyable
It's better to take a breath
of fresh air here
...Yes -It's relaxing
Right!
We'll get the marine police when we leave
- Right, bye!
- Let's board, goodbye!
Be careful or you'll pay up
Right, making us to pay up too
- Poong!
- I've scored, pay up
What's wrong with you?
You've ruined everything
You've lost 20 rounds, let me!
-I'll pour a cup of water
-One for me too
Damn lot, let me,
Cover my head and place my revenge
Using that?
Hurry up please. Time is flying!
-It's ridiculous to act like this
-Right!
- Cover it with a bin, silly!
- My turn!
Hurry UP!
I wonder how he's getting on!
I'm afraid the marine
police can't locate him
Who's so scaring? Is it because of him?
I'm just afraid of paying up, white dragon
-Poong, you're so unlucky
-2 bamboos
If I've the right card, you'll know...
You're hopeless,
letting this new guy winning you
Where's the 3-time champion?
It's his fault,
for being so boring on the isle
no practice whatsoever
Taking you to the isle, he's unstable
He swears when he was 3
Read playboy at 5, and peeping tom at 10
At 15, he...
-You're bad, no need for you to pay up
-Right!
If you win, I'll level with him
Might as well rent one now
Don't worry, take it easy!
5 bamboos!
Oh! I've got it, it's east
- What is it?
- East!
Where's my card, who took it?
Must be you!
"'8 you?"
I beg you please
to leave these 144 devils
I beg you to leave,
she won a lot of our money
She leaves, how can we get our money back?
It's your fault!
- What's wrong? Just entertaining?
- Right!
Really? I'll throw them out, see
how can you go on?
-We'll pick them back
-Right!
I'll swallow it then
Hey...
It's not easy to get this
- Are you OK?
- You nuts, how can you swallow it!
Told you to play Taiwanese mah-jong
They're smaller, will be easier to swallow
Why are you treating me like this
Stop arguing, won't do your throat any good
nor for the ears
I'm sorry, I really enjoy mah-jong games
of course not when you're with me
But you can't watch me for 24 hours
Why not?
...She has to jog each morning
-I'll keep her company
-She has to have snack each right
-I'll keep her company
-She has to do facial every week
-Go with her
-She has her monthly inconvenience
-Be inconvenient with her
Wake up, get up,
Sleeping pills
How tiring!
- Hey!
- Anita?
I can't sleep, come over now
I was with you from today already
and watched m/n show too
Could you give a chance to rest
Are you coming over or not?
OK, I'll come
What are you doing?
He gave us$50, asking us to hit him
Hit him?
He took the sleeping pills and
told us to keep him awake
or else he can't communicate
with his girlfriend
Anita, here you are
- Look at you, half dead, go back home!
- Don't worry, I'll take some coffee
This isn't yours, put it down!
Sit down first
I didn't think you have patience on me
I realize my interest
on mah-jong is lessened
Let's cheers
How careless, I'll get a cloth
No need, I'll go
Anita, I love you, shall we get married?
Sorry Miss, he's not well
He's slightly insane, leave him
It's you who's insane
You can't find such a man in your life
I haven't ordered anything
He did, he said to serve it when you arrive
He's too tired, couldn't join you
What's the matter?
What're you doing? Are you sane?
From now on, I won't touch mah-jong
I'll do aerobics, lead a healthy life
You won't succeed, let me show you this
Sis, how come you've the cassettes?
I recorded them while you played mah-jong
Put them away, it's unbearable
Really? Let's replay for your recollection
If you pass this, you'll succeed
It's so unbearable tonight. Mah-jong again?
-One more, two more
-A bad hand, bad luck
-Be careful of your opponents
-3 more 68 circles
Need the middle card, got 7 cirles
Four more, once again
one more, two more, 7 flowers at one go
Another flowers, 2 sets, I've won
Three move, not bad
Forget it. Hey!
Taxi!
Hey! I've got it first
Damn you!
Hey!
Listen to me
-I really haven't played mah-jong
-What was it that I heard just now?
Go up with me and see for yourself
Come on
This can teats my sis determination
Alright, we got it
Is it really a recording?
-Of course, it's an expensive Hi Fi
-Listen!
Just like a real game!
Sis, how come it's like this?
This is to test your determination
You herd it now
You're really playing, why did you lie?
If she's playing,
she wouldn't have asked me to go up
Anita, let's go and explain to him
No, he'll know sooner or later
Shall we leave?
No, continue!
Anita, I'll for you for a while
No, I don't to touch them
Come on, just I game
No!
Don't force her
- OK, how about just piling them?
- Right
OK, I've to go the toilet first
- Alright!
- Thanks!
-I'll buy you lot something to eat
-OK!
Thanks!
-Here he is
-Oh! I've got it, it's east
Oh no!
I really didn't play
No, you haven't you really haven't
I'm just piling them for someone
You prefer mah-jong than I
mah-jong is more important than I?
You don't mah-jong, nor I
That means mah-jong is more important
Right, I don't like you to play
Why do you have to play?
It's a nice game
If you lose, will you stop playing?
I'm a 3-time champion, I won't lose
What if I beat you and win?
You win? OK, whatever you say
Stop playing mah-jong
Let's agree on it
There're rules to play mah-jong
- What are the don't?
- Don't play when you're sick
You've no cash. You've bad opponents
What's the precautions?
You'll lose if you've
shaved, bathed or a cold
or if you've argued, fought or hurt
mixed with women
Teacher, if you don't teach him
he'll lose Anita
You know my rules
It's vital to have good reflex and memory
Now to test your sight and memory
If you pass, I'll be your teacher
No problem
Bobo, show him
6 bamboos, 8 characters,
green dragon, 7 circles
It's a trick!
Your turn now
- 9 and 5 characters, white dragon...
- It's enough!
Bobo, Bobo, stand behind me
If you fail, you can't be my student
7 circles, 4 bamboos, 9 characters
9 and 5 characters,
white dragon, 2 bamboos...
7 bamboos, I character...
6, 4 circles, w, right?
Not bad, you've. Potentials, right?
- Right!
- Thanks! Teacher!
You've to stay here for 6 months
You can't leave
What, here for 6 months?
This period is only for basic theory
Another 3, 5, 7 years practice
before you reach the highest point
Any crash course, say a week?
It's a different art to
learn except cheating
Cheating?
The theory is to communicate between 2 men
there're many alternatives
One man to attack, the other defend
first learn to shuffle and pile
This is called weaving
Place well the cards you want
throw the dice in multiples
of 5 & you'll get your cards
What if your cards are with your opponent?
Then reshuffle them
watch carefully
If they ruin your cards, isn't it a waste?
Then you've to see what you've got
HOW?
Do a mirror technique while piling
Like at the lower ones, the next upper ones
that's why, good eyesight and memory
There's one more technique
If you see others cards thrown out
And you want them, do this
This is a funny one
-It's only a part of the defense
-This is easy
Let's see how you do it
Me?
Not with the upper ones, try the other
No need
Mah-jong needs, a lot of practise
if you want to reach my standard
I've to find a new teaching method
-So slow, it's pointless
-What is it?
-Red dragon
-Who threw red dragon, Poong!
-3 characters
-wait...
- Who threw out 7 circles?
- The same suit
-7 characters
-7 characters, it's all characters
-4 bamboos,
-1, 4 bamboos with all dragons
-I've won
-Hold on, me first!
You can't, it's an unique suit
-can't go against as you've promised
-Don't lose
I'll do as I've said, so will you
Of course
You've been to the toilet, changed
your seat And you're still losing?
We haven't finished, right?
It's useless,
You've cheated
- Me?
- Count
Count the cards...
Count them
Cheating?
What? Peeping at the cards?
No, only going round the toilet for luck
Here's my luck!
This is a good set
Let me count my winnings
4 characters
Let me go against you
8 circles, still being proud?
-Good card every time
-Just a coincidence
It's 8 circles again
It's a tight game
What is it?
Stop cheating!
Couldn't be!
It's on your side
How careless, I'll get a cloth
How come you've so few cards?
- Card!
- A few less
you've a card less
I've got it here!
- Stand up...
- Don't fool around, stand up!
Come on... Said I was fooling
Stop it, it's my turn
Luck is with me, I win again. Pay up!
It's my turn to win again this hand
No, I've got all the circles suit
Let's see which one you throw 9 bamboos
Hey, your turn
7 characters,
Another circle, what a pity
Luck's on my side
Who threw at me?
No, it isn't!
What are you doing?
Something was thrown at me
-9 bamboos
-North
- I character
-Circles again, I'll throw north
What is it?
-Just stretching
-What a nuisance
I've done it again
I just don't the score of this hand
-Change
-Help yourself!
Let's take a photo
Why so proud when you've won a few hands
You might lose more than you win
Luck is still on my side
Why so happy, you lost too!
How can we shuffle them like this?
Right, take them off!
What's wrong? Just entertaining?
What? Are you crazy?
- Taking another card'?
- It's my turn
- Poong“.
- Put it down!
It's Bobo's turn
- One circle!
- Put it down... Poong!
-It's me now
-7 characters!
- Poong!
- Not your turn yet, put it down!
It's Bobo's turn
5 circles, I've to Kong, an extra point
Will there be luck?
1 circle
8 characters!
2 circles!
-What a coincidence. I want it
-It's your turn,
better to take a card...
- What's your business?
- Go on!
OK, I'll take one
You're right, I've got 5 circles
thought there's no chance to win
but yet, I've got the 5th CARD
The 5th 5 circles
How come there are 5 cards?
Ridiculous, someone's cheating!
Anita, I didn't mean it, forgive me!
You should say you're sorry
I’m sorry!
-Not to me! To her
-To her!
-Just pour her a cup of tea
-No! Soft drink will do
Apologize, go on!
With 2 hands, Kneel!
You can't kneel, bending will do
-Can't kneel, then bend
-OK, we won't look
Come on!
Are you making fan of me?
I lost today, let's play again some day
If you don't drink I'll
Who'll play with me!
Right, you tricked us, I don't trust you
Let's go!
- What's to be done?
- ignore them!
4 more paces and they'll be gone, 3,2, 1
- What's to be done?
- Ignore him
Anita!
Slow down, he'll follow you
I know, he can catch up
Antia!
- He's here, faster...
- Anita!
- Here!
- Anita...
Stay away, Anita
-He cried out so pitingly
-Right!
Go away!
Anita, go away!
Anita!
Anita!
You shouldn've apologized then
Only real feelings show in crisis
If you're crashed, I'll be so lonely
-Who's her family, you can see her now
-I am!
Are you? You're a criminal now
confess at the door
Are you OK? Your legs?
In here, silly!
Where's Tallie?
We won't let him in, or we'll in trouble
Don't say this, he's not a bad guy
Only a bit chauvinistic,
he's a considerate man
Have you gone med?
No, mah-jong is an entertainment
But I've got my pride
The more he rejects it, the more I play
If he angry with me, I might not play
Want him to ask you to play? It's easy!
We Will...
- No sound, is she dead?
- Of course not!
Oh no, Anita has amnesia
Come!
Good, she can't play
ever again. That's great
-She might forget you too
-That's true!
Over there!
Anita, do you know who I am?
Tallie...
She's fine, what amnesia!
You're tasty...
She thinks you're a
drink, call you watsons!
Watsons? You!
No, he's watsons, I'm Tallis!
You're watsons, he's Tallie
I'm Tallie, not he!
He's Tallie, you're watsons!
- Watsons, Tallie!
- Watsons, Tallie!
- Tallie, Watsons!
- Tallie, watsons!
Tallie, watsons, no, watsons, Tallie!
- Watsons, Tallie!
- No! Tallie!
Give me back Tallie...
Right, I'm watsons...
- How come she's like this?
- I ain't the doctor, how would I know?
I'll find the doctor
You're a fake, I'll tell Tallie
-If you do, we'll go separate ways
-Right!
I will, I ain't your boyfriend
- You will?
- No!
Where's the doctor?
Here's Tallie
Can't find the doctor
-He's here just now
-Really? What did he say?
He said she should take an injection
If there's something to excite her
She might remember
- What does she like most?
- She likes me most
Really?
She likes to play mah-jong best
Anita, let's play mah-jong
No, it's boring, I want my boyfriend
I'm your boyfriend
No, you aren't you're watsons!
I want to find my boyfriend
Men aren't good, playing mah-jong is good
it's meaningless for woman
not play, isn't it?
Let's play!
Mah-jong is to kill time, woman needs a man
Right!
This is only an imagination
Well, mah-jong is better than men
Men've only 4 moods,
but mah-jong is different
excluding flowers, there're 36 characters
No, mah-jong is non-living,
but man is alive, how can you mix the 2?
Right, how can you?
You can sleep with a
monkey, it's living too
Woman needs security, mah-jong offers it
A few hundred dollars for 1 set
it's reliable to play from 17-70 years old
Man is different, if you meet a bad one,
it's rather to die than to live
Let's play»
How come you act like a dice?
Oh no, dice can play at every game
Man forget it!
Why?
He'll dump you if he doesn't like you
No flowers
Who oppose to such a healthy game?
The opposer's an idiot!
- Who is it!
- He is
You object it?
Right I'm, but not, now, let's play...
It's $100 for an hour
So expensive, I want play
It's not expensive, come on Anita...
What a pity that I can't say anything
- So not playing?
- Let's not play it anymore
No... Come on... let's continue...
Come, Anita,
Told you I won't
It's easy, easier than singing a song
Sing a song for me then
Not now, I can only sing to you alone
Let's play.
-If you won't sing, I won't play
-Come on, play
Tallie, it's only a few of us, please sing
- Right...
- Look, no others
- Sing...
- Only us
Really no others? When I finish, you play
Testing...
A unexplainable riddle in my hear
Is it OK? Good?
A unexplainable riddle in my heart
This riddle...
Where's your stage performance?
This trap I've encountered
I fell in a trap, with you on the outside
Hate... Love...
Testing... one... two... three... four
Testing... one, two, three, four
The mic broke down
- Anita!
- Catch up with them
-They're down-stairs playing game machines
-What?
He's out, aim at him...
- Here's him!
- Coming!
What's going on? How come you're here?
She wants to play with
guns, so I'm with her
Right, she wants to play
Not with guns, let's play mah-jong!
Right, you had enough!
Anita, what're you waiting for?
If you want to, let's continue
Let's go over there, forget about them
Let's
As long as you're happy, Anita
It's a world of two
Ready, when the clown's out, aim at him
- Watsons!
- He's here, aim at him, bang...
Oh dear? Useless now
- Watsons!
- I know, swap another one
Watsons!
Anita, don't be soft, have fun first
Why fool around with someone's boyfriend?
Just because he's someone's boyfriend
You can't fool your own boyfriend
Right, I agree!
Don't move
Take out all the money
Miss, this gun is rained, give me a new one
Thanks!
Pal, your gun's ruined too?
Ridiculous, it's not working
So your's a fake too, robbery...
Take out a real one...
Robbery...
Anita, pick up the gun
Freeze!
Don't move!
-He's taken hostage
-Hurry save him
Tell him to release him or I'll shoot
Release him or I'll shoot him
I won't
If you don't let my
friend go, I'll kill him
I'll shoot him too
Your gun might be a fake one
Haven't you marked it?
Yes, with a X on the bullet
I should X you first
I've an inspiration with this gun
It's 90% genuine, release him and surrender
If your real, mine's fake
-Let's find a target
-No, he is inspired?
Inspirations shouldn't have
lost last night then
Someone's being robbed
They are armed
- Ready to fire!
- No, they have my friend inside
- Your friend's a robber?
- No...
What's going on?
It's like this
Don't start with the scene 3 months ago
Start on the day you're born then!
Let me tell you
It's simple, there thieves non-thieves
inside the non-thieves are my friends
But one of the hostages
is not a thief, but is my friend
The other hostage isn't my Pal is a thief
But luckily the one with the gun is my Pal
unluckily the other one isn't
Could you be a bit clear?
Really, it all began 3
months ago on the beach
You're crazy
You can't row like this
You'll be acquitted if you kill me
But she won't be, as she's amnesia
So what? I can say I've amnesia too
Will anyone believe
you? I was hit by a truck
How could you remember it?
Yes, you told me in the hospital, that day
That day...
You asked me if I recall the
1st time we've on the island
You two have had your 1st time?
What're you thinking?
My 1st time without mah-jong,
it's so painful, I'll remember it
How could you remember it?
So you plot against me
We aren't, it's...
- What is it?
- It's...
It's cheating,
it's better to be dead than stupid
OK, shooting me then...
I'm only joking, don't be serious
Stop being like this
You'll be rich by listening to me
Shoot me, aim at my head
I don't want to live, shoot me!
We didn't mean to cheat you
I swear, I'll never play mah-jong
You won't, you'll pretend to have amnesia
I trust you, but not those 3
I swear, I'll never play mah-jong
Don't run or I'll shoot
Quick see if her gun's real or not
I'm fine
her gun's real
So yours a fake
Don't move!
- Don't move!
- Don't come over, you can't match us
It's exciting
-You came for the show
-Sir, the thief!
N. E. S. W. Pick a seat
-N. E. S. W
-South
North!
East!
- South!
- North
East!
Serve you right...
it's chocolate
Do you know what's her nickname?
What?
Bad girl!
Anita, are you OK?
Fine, don't hurry!
- Hurry, what's taking so long?
- I'm famished
Poong!
I'm here, ain't I?
- Quick, cleaning up!
- The carpet's wet, wipe it
- Quick, tissue!
- Tissue...
-Give me a beer
-OK
-Beer, Anita
-Don't hurry!
My kid wants to pee, where's the toilet?
There!
Mr chain's inside
Wait for a while
-Excuse me, your phone call
-Coming...
Don't run off, OK
Who?
This is for you
He's playing mah-jong, not available
My kid swallowed a fish
Hurry, spit it out
Not here... in the toilet
Hold your breath, don't spit
- Where's your bear?
- Hold!
- This is it!
- This isn't beer