Housewife, 49 (2006) - full transcript

In the late 1930s Nella Last,a housewife aged 49,living in Barrow-in-Furness on the North West English coast,agrees to send details of her routine to the Mass observation project,a non-governmental scheme designed to chronicle the lives of ordinary people. When war comes Nella defies her over-protective husband to join the local Women's Voluntary Service. Initially diffident she blossoms thanks to the dominant but kindly Mrs. Waite,and enjoys her independence as a useful war worker. The film also shows her relationship with her two sons as well as the effect of the war on the community and ends by explaining that Nella kept in touch with the Mass Observation project until her death in 1968.

Ah-ha.

Then, 'Please reply to...'

Sorry, hang on. Dennis, are we saying

please reply to Mass Observation? Yep.

Yes, 'Please reply to Mass

Observation'.

That's Mass as in large and unwieldy,

not Mathematics. Observation. Same address, yes.

Dennis, what actually

is Mass Observation?

Well, in layman's terms,

we're putting policy makers

in touch with

the views of ordinary people,

and reporting to the government on

the public's reaction to life in wartime.

Sounds a bit brainy.

We want that to go in

Saturday's paper as well.

Thanks so much, goodbye.

Do you think we made it sound too

worthy? Suppose nobody writes in?

Well, loonies will always write in

so worry not.

'Dear Sirs, in answer

to your advertisement

asking for accounts of daily life

in wartime,

allow me to introduce myself.

I am married to a master carpenter.

I... am a busy wife and mother.

I am...

I am...'

Gasmask.

Women's Voluntary Service.

Ordinary women doing our bit for

the war. Inspiring, isn't it?

Ah, can I tempt you

to join our happy band?

Even a morning a week would be

a poke in the eye for Hitler.

My husband doesn't really like me

to...

We can't pander to husbands,

these are perilous times.

Pop your address down here,

Mrs... uh?

No, thank you very much.

I can't really. Sorry.

We won't win the war

with that attitude.

Perhaps she'll change her mind

when the bombs start falling.

And I'll need some torch batteries

I suppose.

Though I can't believe

they'll carry on

with this ridiculous blackout,

scaring us all to death.

I imagine they'll have abandoned

that by Christmas.

Sorry, madam, are these yours,

have you got an account?

Do I have an account? No.

I'll wrap them for you.

I beg your pardon. These

batteries are part of MY order.

I think we're all a little

rattled by recent events

but I don't think barging ahead

of people

and grabbing goods willy-nilly

is going to help morale, do you?

Panic buying is bad for Barrow

and bad for the war.

Just a word to the wise.

I'm so sorry, Mrs Lynch.

Now, luminous paint.

How luminous is it?

Hello, Nella.

Don't usually see you down here.

No - I wasn't thinking.

I don't usually get the honour

of a sister-in-law's visit.

You didn't think

you still lived here, did you?

No, I was just a bit flustered...

Well, you must have been. You

haven't lived here for two years.

Well, I'll get back.

Yeah. Doesn't bode very well

for you, does it?

The war's only two weeks in.

Lucky we don't all have nerves.

Mum!

Beloved boy's back!

Oh, Mum.

I told you not to go into town.

Come on.

Sit down.

I'll get you some water.

You're courting indigestion,

eating at that angle.

Was that my potato cake

you've just had?

I don't know if it was yours,

it didn't have a label.

Well, there better be some more.

Call your mother.

Mum!

Potato cake shortage.

Oh, Cliff, that was Daddy's. You

should have asked. I'll make more.

Pour Daddy another cup of tea.

Oh, is that Arthur?

Can you pour him one?

- The tax man cometh.

- Never heard that one before

Daddy. Inferior younger brother.

Ha ha.

Was the train late, Arthur?

Ooh, your cheek's cold.

Um, it's beef stew.

Has it got barley in it?

I don't want it

if it's got barley in it.

Which train will you get back

on Sunday?

I'm going back early, so you may have

to be a bit chop chop with the laundry.

Mum, have you asked Daddy about

tomorrow?

Oh yes. We thought we might have

a bit of a gathering,

as it's his last weekend at home.

Get the gang round.

Give me your shirts. Daddy'll

be at his mother's, won't you?

She wants me to sort out black-out

panels for those front windows.

Oh, well, that's ideal, then,

isn't it?

Oh, I saw these hilarious old

biddies in town

wearing huge green uniforms.

WVS?

Cos Mum was thinking of maybe

joining.

I wouldn't, Mum. All the women in

Barrow you'd pay to avoid in one room.

No, but for the war...

Nobody asked for a war.

No, I know, but...

I might have a bath.

That should be OK,

shouldn't it, Daddy,

if Arthur has a bath?

Now?

Well, he won't be long, will you?

Don't use too much hot water,

and don't have the taps full on

because of the pipes knocking.

And open the window when you're done.

Daddy won't want it steamy when he goes in.

And you can stop meddling,

suggesting this WVS lark.

She will not fit in.

Evelyn, please stop it,

you're not here to work.

Come on, Evelyn,

you're not here to work.

Here, that's my mash.

And don't tell me I won't get girls.

I'm gonna be in the RAF!

Cliff'll be the lonely one,

stuck up in Chester

as a P.T. instructor.

Well, I know who I'd rather go out

with, Mr Potato Trousers.

Oh, come on. I'll have a fighter

plane. He'll have a whistle!

God help any plane you're flying,

Michael Hockey.

You can't eat a forkful of mash

without an accident.

Is it fixed, Robbie?

Everybody say cheese!

Oh, gas masks!

Don't. No, don't put me in it.

I don't want to be in it.

Cheese!

Say 'gas mask'.

Gas mask!

Treasure hunt.

Oh, yes, yes.

Arthur, will you go with Harold,

and Michael Hockey with Robbie.

Why is he always Michael Hockey?

It's because of the dog.

The dog's Michael Finnigan.

We're in here.

I thought you might have stayed

at your mother's longer.

I'm having a bath.

Oh.

I've been blacking out

that big window.

We're just having

a little treasure hunt.

And then I'm coming down

in my dressing gown.

Well, we won't be long. Michael Hockey

and Robbie are off this week as well.

Ah, well...

Good luck, all.

Perhaps if we make it quite quiet,

the treasure hunt.

Mum?

Why have you come down?

Too much beer. I had to get

a drink amongst other things.

Mum, it's five o'clock.

You're freezing.

What's wrong?

I've... I've whitened

your plimsolls.

I keep waking up and crying,

but that's manageable, but...

Yesterday I went to the...

To where we used to live,

and the... the key wouldn't fit

and I was just standing

in the street

and I thought

why won't the key fit?

And... and that...

That did bother me, cos I thought

what if I'm ill again?

Should you not go back

to Dr Brierley?

He was pretty good last time,

wasn't he?

I daren't get the doctor.

You know how Daddy gets

when he thinks

things are going to be expensive.

And...

Anyway... I'm fine.

You're not fine, though.

And I'm leaving in about

four hours.

I worry about what you'll do

when I'm not here.

Did you have a go at that

Mass Observation thing? The diary?

Oh...

Yes, I... I tried. I couldn't think

what to write.

I'll be fine.

You know how panicky you get

in the middle of the night.

Like you

and that painting competition.

Let's put the kettle on.

Straight back, Daddy.

The vehicle is ready, Sir. I feel

the chauffeur will become restive.

Thank you, Jeeves.

That's it, Daddy.

Keep going, straight back,

straight back.

At least talk to Dr Brierley.

Oh, here's Evelyn.

I overslept!

Catch!

Bye, Cliff. Send me a photo

when you get your uniform.

It's very bright.

Wear it.

I don't like that Dentifrice.

It froths up.

We'll go back to

the powder when that's run out.

Not in bed, what's to do?

Oh, I don't know,

I was thinking about Cliff.

It'll be funny for him,

his first night.

Mmm, he'll have to shape up.

Buying his mother a lipstick.

You're as soft as each other. I was

thinking of myself without him.

Let's hope he makes a better job of it

than he did working with me in the yard.

Well, if you'd ever

properly listened to his ideas...

If there's one thing you don't want

in a joinery, it's ideas.

No, he has a cushy number,

has Cliff.

And if Arthur gets that transfer

to Ireland

we've got both lads parked

out of the way nicely.

I'll have to have the light off.

I can't be lying awake.

Put it off, then.

Yes?

I just need to see Dr Brierley.

It's barely seven thirty.

He's having his breakfast.

I just need to talk to him.

It's Mrs Last, tell him.

He's seen me before. I can pay.

This really is rather the limit

you know. Wait there.

Roger!

Look, Nella.

I'm not a trick cyclist.

I don't know whether I got you

through that bad breakdown

or if it went of its own accord.

The thing is...

I shan't be here from next week.

I'm joining the Navy.

Ship's doctor.

Do you have chums,

people you can talk to?

I don't have any family here.

My husband has family in Barrow

but I don't see them.

We don't really have a circle

of friends.

Mr Last isn't much of a one

for parties.

No, no, I can't see him

in a paper hat and a squeaker.

You see, Nella...

I think when people aren't

themselves,

that's when they become ill.

Make friends. Talk to people.

In the paper they were asking

for people to send in diaries,

wartime stuff. Cliff thought

that might be a good...

I keep a diary.

Locked away I may add.

And after a day of being

tactful to idiotic patients

it's quite nice to let rip on paper.

Present company excepted of course.

I'm sorry to bundle you out

but I'm already in the doghouse

over this Navy business.

Brace up, Nella! Join the Navy.

Actually, join the women's

voluntary whatsit.

Get out or go under.

Roger!

Hang on, Deirdre!

You'll get there.

In a what? In a bucket?

Do you have a bucket each, or...?

What did you say, the Doctor?

Yes, I went round to his house.

I can't tell you now,

I'll tell you in the letter.

He seemed to think

the diary was a good idea.

I'll try and have another bash

at it. Hang on.

Here's Daddy.

I'm giving him the phone now.

Hello.

Yes, I'm all right, son,

how are you?

That's good. Very good.

There's nothing wrong with her.

No, don't bother. Bye.

Did you get cut off?

No, the pips went.

I told him not to bother putting

any more money in.

Right, I need to get on.

Will you be long?

I'm not coming home now.

I've that job at the shipyard.

You'll have to walk.

Take Dot with you.

How's my nephew liking the Army?

They're all in a sort of shed by the

sound of it - no proper bathroom.

He won't like that

with his namby-pamby ways.

What was that about

going to the doctor's?

Nothing.

You're not worried about walking

home in the blackout, are you?

With your famous nerves

Are you on your way home?

Oh no, no.

We're chock-a-block here.

I don't go your way, unless you've

forgotten where you live again.

Erm... Gas mask!

Click the door to, we don't

all want to be at the doctor's.

'My name is Nella Last and I'm sad

and scared and I have nobody

and I don't know who I am.

I feel like I'm behind

a glass wall.

My name is Nella Last.

I suffer from... nerves.

I'm very cheery always

in company.

I cry all the time.

Erm... I'm in my kitchen

which is very new

and I've not taken my coat off

yet. It's check. I had it made.

I rather like it.

I had a bad breakdown last year...

I can't imagine any of this

will be of interest to you.

Sorry about the pencil, I hope

it's all right to write in pencil.

I came through the blackout tonight

on my own for the first time.

So that was something.'

I went round to see why my skirt

was taking so long

and she'd put her head

in the gas oven.

How ghastly.

To keep her warm, I suppose.

The thing is I'd quite like

my material back.

It's a little awkward.

Well, my cook just looks like

she's put her head in a gas oven.

She's as ugly as sin.

I'm sure they would sit down, if they

knew where they were meant to be sitting.

That's the point. The tables

are now in different places.

Do be careful, please. Ladies,

please! Don't let it near the jam.

Clear a space, will you. Ladies.

Give an ear a moment if you will.

Thank you. We are not going to move

them now,

but after lunch we will institute

a table numbering system,

as Mrs Lord's diagram has proved

a whited sepulchre.

Bandages, Mrs Waite.

What?

Bandages.

Yes.

If you are a navy knitter

on a bandage table,

remove yourself. We cannot have

navy knitters on the bandage table.

If you are knitting in navy,

vamoose. We do not want you. Yes?

My friend's only here

from Silloth for the day.

From where?

Silloth.

She can't knit, but we

want to sit together. I'm knitting.

And what are you knitting?

It's for the Navy.

Then you must leave your friend.

It's a seaboot stocking, it's white.

Then you may stay with your friend

from Silloth.

Now, Mrs Lord is going to come

amongst you with limb bandage diagrams.

You must move the table.

We can't have trailing wires.

We're meant to be supplying

hospitals with bandages not victims.

Knitting? Not knitting?

No, I haven't come to...

Not knitting. Ah, here's a chair.

Come along, Mrs... er...

Can't have people hanging around

like a smell on the landing.

There we are.

Stop! No-one is to take wool unless

I am there to book it out!

Please, ladies.

Less of the smash and grab.

And a proper perm's not cheap.

Well, with that complexion

and the flat nose she looked like

a darky to start with.

The perm just put the tin lid on it.

Oh dear.

Talk about Polly Wolly Doodle!

Ladies...

Yet again may I remind you

we cannot have tea near

the bandages.

No beverages near the bandages.

Oh, you look like a useful little

body with a teapot.

Come with me to the Casbah.

Possibly scullery would be

a more accurate term.

I need more middle-aged men.

Ooh, ducky.

You have Albert Hall, postman.

I have indeed.

What, there's a postman

who lives in the Albert Hall?

Deep breaths, Pru.

Can I give you

a nice middle-aged woman?

MAY you give me

a nice middle-aged woman.

Nella Last.

Nella... Last, yep?

Housewife.

Jill, Barrow in Furness.

Nine, Ilkley Road.

It's on the side, Jill. Lancashire.

Like in a furnace?

What does she do?

Nothing.

I said she's a housewife.

Where are you, Lancashire? 49.

Okey doke.

Nella Last, Barrow in Furness,

housewife, 49.

I could just do with a middle-aged

man in Shropshire.

I went in to the WVS centre today.

It was more curiosity than anything,

but the lady who seems to run it,

Mrs Waite, very tall, quite

imposing, she sort of swept me up.

I ended up making

about 60 cups of tea!

They did well out of you, then,

didn't they?

I liked her.

She knew what she wanted.

I bet she did. Some muggins

to make tea for the high-ups.

I didn't mind.

I bet none of the top drawer lot

were pouring tea, were they?

Well, she just happened to spot me.

And saw someone who was fool enough

to take on the dirty jobs.

Well, you've been and there's

no need to go again.

Well, everyone seemed very nice.

Look,

I work in these people's houses.

They're not like you,

these ladies.

They're all fur coat

and Austin Sevens.

If you think you'll fit in,

you won't.

If you want to make tea, make mine.

'I've just had a bit of an argument

with my husband.

Well, it would have been an

argument if I'd said anything back.

He was a bit scathing about me

going back to the WVS.

I think he's worried I won't be

there to put his dinner on the table.

I'm glad I went, though.

I was shaking, I admit. I don't

know how I managed to pour the tea.

Oh heck, I won't get any less

scared by staying at home.

I'm going to go back.'

Mrs Waite wants these

in a vase before the raffle.

I was just saying to Mrs...

Sorry, I don't know your name.

Mrs Last.

Mrs Higham, Mrs McGregor.

That when Chamberlain

was so feeble with Hitler,

that's when the Duke of Windsor

should have stepped in.

Yes, because he was so lovely

wasn't he, with the unemployed.

Ooh, spiders' graveyard.

Shall I give it a rinse?

Golly, you're noble.

I think if the Duke of Windsor had

gone with Queen Mary to Hitler...

What and just said

this has gone far enough?

Little Mrs Last.

Oh, that does look beyond

the call of duty.

But please carry on in your usual

splendid manner, apropos of which,

Mrs Lord wishes to form a raffle

and refreshment committee

and I've an idea you might

be somewhat of an asset.

Oh, I hadn't really thought of...

I cannot promise of course

that you would be elected

but I like to think

that a protégée of mine could be

co-opted, as it were, on the nod.

Don't give them the milk jug.

It's not the Kardomah.

'I'm so proud of Cliff. I wasn't

sure how he would go on in the Army

because he hasn't always found

it easy to fit in.

I understand his moods

but not everybody does.'

I'm putting the cocoa on.

'I write any old nonsense every day.

Just to jolly him up.

But his letters to me, they're

so loving and give me such strength

I feel I could do anything.'

Moving on, through the chair,

I would like to propose

little Mrs Last as a member of the

Raffle and Refreshment committee.

Seconded?

Sorry. Before that goes ahead

the point for me,

and I think I speak

for everyone here, pretty much

is that I'm not entirely

comfortable with the committee

being any bigger really,

than we were told it would be.

It was planned as quite a small...

This is nothing against Mrs Last.

I don't know Mrs Last,

she's not on my table,

but we all socialise, do you see?

That gives us a head start

as a committee.

We're all on the telephone

for instance.

We don't know that Mrs Last

doesn't have a telephone.

We don't have one in the house.

My husband has one in his workshop.

Well, heaven forefend there should

be any difficulty.

I really am very happy

to... bow out.

Mrs Last, perhaps I could have

a little word?

It's just Mrs Whittaker

from next door.

How are you, Mr Last?

All hands to the pump I bet,

isn't it, with your woodworking?

Whatever all hands to the pump

might mean. Is Mrs Last in?

She's busy.

I thought she was looking

a bit upset earlier on.

I thought she might like

some company, pop next door.

She doesn't like going far

in the black-out.

Are you having a cup of tea

about now? No.

Shall I pop through?

But she is all right, is she?

Because we're all a bit funny

with these so-called hostilities.

Yes.

Well, that's good, then.

Tell her I popped round.

Good night.

'I don't feel up to going out

at the moment.

But I manage to keep busy

in the house.

Luckily, Arthur's not like Cliff.

He takes my cheeriness

at face value.'

Mother, what on earth is that bundle of

scribble in the drawer tied up with wool?

It's my Mass Observation thing.

I must get a big envelope.

You didn't read it, Arthur, did you?

Why, it's not personal, is it?

It's only the wartime equivalent

of What I Did On My Holidays.

No, I didn't read it. I read it not.

What do you

find to write about by the way,

as your sojourn at WVS

seems to be over?

Well, I write about the war, but

sometimes I write about my feelings.

Oo-er. A drawer full of mother's

feelings. And all in pencil.

Pity the poor boffins who have

to make sense of that.

Oh, I got my transfer by the way.

Portadown.

Where?

Ireland.

Oh. Oh...

Do you want to swap families?

Pardon?

I've had enough of my mine.

Norman's in a mood because

we can't have bonfire night.

I've got June on the sofa

with a hot water bottle, moaning.

Anne's got wet suspender

belts all over the kitchen.

Oh and Milady Madeleine,

coming up for winter,

has decided

that she's too old to wear a vest.

Mam! Are you the Ilkley Road

Broadcasting Company?

Get in! Letting the heat out!

Does that mean you won't be home

for Christmas, Arthur?

Pardon me. A bit of acid came up.

They were perhaps cheap raisins.

Well, not one of your best,

but very good.

I hear you've given up WVS.

I think you're wise.

No offence,

but I couldn't see YOU fitting in.

No, she's not a mixer.

I'm not a mixer.

Whereas myself,

I'm on the telephone all day,

I can talk to all sorts.

Right. Let's have another go.

'Mother and Father have I none...'

Ssh!

Where have these shoulders

come from?

Clean manly living.

Ooh!

I've missed you, Mum.

Cliff, I'll tell you now,

in case she pops round.

Evelyn met somebody,

and they just got engaged.

Blimey. Quick work.

Sorry.

Sorry. I thought I'd just tell

you and get it over with.

Oh, I'm so tired.

No, I'm happy for her.

Is there any more pudding?

I just write it all the time

on little bits of paper.

I scribble away

and then I send it off.

What does Daddy say when

you're sat there scribbling?

Nothing. He never mentions it.

Oh, no. What?

It's Mrs Waite from WVS.

Remember I told you about that awful business with

the committee? Look away, don't catch her eye.

Oh, it's little Mrs Last,

oh, how are you, my dear?

Happy Christmas.

Well, there's nothing to beat

the air on Walney on a clear day.

Alan, stand up, hunching over.

Why the young can't stick

their chests out I don't know.

Now Mrs Last, have you been ill?

Oh, this is my son, Cliff.

He's on leave from the Army.

Mrs Waite, Cliff.

How do you do.

Have you pointed a weapon in anger?

No, I'm a PT instructor.

Splendid.

This, this is my grandson, Alan.

He was just in Hamlet

at school, weren't you, Alan?

Who did you play, Alan?

Gertrude.

He was very convincing.

Gran...

You were much better

than that huge Ophelia.

Now Mrs Last,

you've not been keeping away

because of that silly nonsense

with Mrs Lord

and her raffle

and refreshment committee?

Well, I found it awkward.

That committee was very short-lived.

The refreshments were a shambles

and the raffle items

frankly pitiful.

So please don't let that

silly episode keep you away.

Well, we must scoot. We're going

to see Mother Goose at Cartmel.

Alan, use your hanky

and please try and keep up.

Heel and toe, heel and toe.

Goodbye.

She seems a sport.

I've missed her, I must say.

Go back then, you daft woman.

I can take the bombs and the gas

always being off.

What I can't take is this bloody

bumholing farce of a paraffin stove.

Oh, good for you.

What?

My nice Barrow lady.

She's gone back to the WVS.

She's going to dig up her

husband's precious lawn for hens.

Oh, I got my call-up.

No! What, am I supposed

to do this all on my own?

Oh, we'll find you some nice gent.

Not that old queer Godfrey, please.

Finn! Naughty dog, stop!

Out of Daddy's onions, naughty boy!

What's all this then?

Remember we said we might have hens?

I'm measuring.

No, you said we might. I said

nothing at all about it.

I think I might

just try and catch that ten past.

Where's that string from?

Have you been in my cabinet?

Two bombs have dropped on the yard!

What?

Two time bombs. The planes just

slipped through, Norman says.

In broad daylight. I said to you

when they bombed Liverpool didn't I?

Barrow's a blooming big shipyard,

it's a heck of a target.

'I feel there's a bit of a breeze

blowing through my marriage.

I've always been a bit feeble

and given way to my husband

but I seem to be finding

a bit of courage from somewhere.

I stood up to him

over the hens for instance,

I'm quite tickled

when I think about that.'

Yoo-hoo, it's only me.

Come in, Mrs Whittaker! Go through

to the dining room, I won't be a tick.

Oh, you and your pastry!

Who invited her?

I did. She's on her own tonight.

She's lonely and scared of raids.

Well, don't give her my fruit cake.

Ooh, lovely, a nice fire.

You don't mind if I warm my knees?

I don't know if they're using the

good rubber for Spitfires or what,

but there's some shoddy girdles

in the shops now.

Swiss roll

or we've one bit of fruit cake.

Well, if nobody else is having it,

I'll have the fruit cake.

Nice photo. Who took that?

Cliff's friend, Robbie.

Robbie Kilgour.

That's him, he's in the desert

somewhere. I put him there.

That's the whole gang then.

Look a happy bunch, don't they?

Oh, no, not again.

I think you're right,

they've flown over.

Now, Mr Last,

do you have Miss Bang,

the scientist's daughter,

because I have a feeling

you have.

'We've got off lightly

compared to the London blitz.

But we've just had five continuous

nights of bombing

so we've not had much sleep.

I'm pretty bright

but poor Mrs Waite seems to feel

it, not that we'd dare say anything.

You won't have to do this tomorrow.

No, I'll be on a lovely farm

with no bombs trying

not to throttle my mother.

The little boys will love it.

They'd better!

Oh, what on earth is that?

It's my handbag.

I keep meaning to get

a smaller one.

It's the stuff for Mrs Lord's clothing

exchange. Is she coming in to sort it out?

Mrs Lord "doesn't like the bombing"

apparently.

The rest of us of course

are delighted to be kept awake

by enemy action. No, Mrs Lord

has gone to Lytham I believe,

leaving her much-vaunted

Clothing Exchange Scheme

unlaunched and unattended.

Well, we can make a start.

Don't worry.

Will you be in your office? Mmm.

Shall I bring you a cup of tea?

Oh, thank you. Much appreciated.

'Five nights in the hidey hole seem to

have concentrated my husband's mind.

We are finally getting

an indoor shelter.'

Are you having a Morrison shelter?

Are you getting one?

No. Dad's too fat to fit in one.

I got your paper.

Don't chuck it, thank you!

Evelyn's having a baby.

What, now?

No, at the end of September,

you daft ha'porth.

Madeleine! It's 25 to!

Keep your wig on.

Robbie's died.

Our Robbie? Robbie Kilgour?

Died of wounds.

I didn't even know he'd been

wounded.

I was only talking about him

the other day.

'Tobruk.

Robert John Kilgour. Died of wounds.

Aged 21.'

Are you all right?

The papers are in the suitcase,

the insurance and what not.

I should think it's safe enough

under the stairs, wouldn't you?

That wasn't our wedding photo?

No, that's under the stairs.

I wrapped it in Cliff's dinner suit.

I don't think that jacket

would fit him now.

The trousers might, they should do.

That was a funny old day.

What? Our wedding?

You were as white as a sheet.

I was terrified.

I couldn't think why you'd asked me

to marry you.

We'd hardly been on our own

together.

Funny little thing. Pretty.

Big eyes.

You didn't say much.

I didn't know much.

I remember thinking whatever

you were like,

you couldn't be as bad as my father.

Aarrghh!

My hand's shaking.

I thought we'd had it then.

Good old Herbert Morrison.

Something's gone in the kitchen

by the sound of it.

Or in the hall.

That's my plates, isn't it?

In the hall.

I said I'd take them down,

didn't I? I'm a fool.

You're not a fool.

I thought we'd had it then.

I was thinking I'd never opened

those tinned pears.

You're everything to me.

What do you mean?

I didn't want to die

and not tell you.

You're everything to me.

Have you checked your airing

cupboard? No.

Black dust in there as well.

My sheets, my towels, tablecloths.

Every time I blow my nose

it's black.

When we want to hear about

your nose we'll tell you.

I heard Ilkley Road had got it!

We're all right, are you all right?

Hawcoat Lane had it bad. We just

had bits and bats, we were fine.

Oh, your plates!

Did the door blow off?

Did it come off?

Don't go in, Evelyn,

it's full of glass.

Where in Hawcoat Lane, do you know?

That's where my Mrs Waite is.

Mrs Waite, are you all right?

Mrs Last! I'd say take a seat,

but Herr Hitler seems to have taken

most of them.

Do my eyes deceive me,

or is that a siren suit?

I heard Hawcoat Lane had got it,

so I ran up to see if you were OK.

We took a bad hit at the back. We

were in the front in the cellar. And you?

We were in the Morrison. Our kitchen

door blew off. But you're OK?

Yes. And very thoughtful of you

to make the expedition.

What will you do about the Centre?

We may have to stay shut pro tem.

I certainly can't go in

at the moment.

Mabel, no point, dear.

So, will Mrs Lord take charge?

She may be in Lytham, I don't know.

I think while things

are so hugger-mugger

we'll have to stay closed.

That can't be right.

This is the very time people will need

us. I think we have to try and open.

But how would we let people know?

I could put a little thing

in the paper.

But who could open?

I'm needed here.

I could open.

Could you do that?

Would you be Marc Antony

to my Caesar?

I can be Laurel to your Hardy

if it gets the job done.

One day I may get used

to your jokes.

'Some days I just want to weep with

the horror of it all.

But that won't do, we have

to paste on a smile and do our jobs.

My husband's marvellous,

works all hours.

Doesn't smile much.'

This is the ten o'clock tea

and this is Nella Last bringing it.

Miss Finch, tea's up.

Mrs Last, I hear it was you who put

the notice in last night's Mail.

I couldn't believe it.

I would never have seen it at all

but my husband was flicking through

for the crossword.

I don't do crosswords,

I don't have that kind of mind.

On whose authority have you done

this, might I ask?

Mrs Waite's. I don't think so.

Her telephone line is down,

Hawcoat Lane had a lot of damage.

So unless you walked

over the rubble from your own house

I'd love to know how you managed

to obtain permission

and open the Centre.

Well, that's what I did.

I walked over to see her.

Well...

Next time you put a WVS notice

in the Mail

perhaps you'll put it in a place

where more people will see it.

I don't suppose anyone's got out

the War Savings ledger. It's out.

Good. I'm glad someone's

on the qui vive.

Please, do have your tea,

everybody

and thank you for your efforts

to get here.

Well...

You've buttered Mrs Waite up

very nicely with your whistling

and your cheeky ways.

But be warned, she can blow

very hot and cold.

Sorry, Mrs Lord, that's my son.

Back in a tick.

Cliff!

How's Pru liking the WAAFS?

She absolutely loathes it.

She says the girls all stink

of Soir de Paris

and have venereal disease

which she's expected to sort out.

Gosh. Perhaps I won't join

after all.

How's the crackers Barrow woman?

Well, I haven't got to the end

of this one,

not keen on George Formby.

Maybe she's not so crackers.

How he gets all those girls

when he's so gormless...

Yes, Mum, it's what we call a film.

And why does he have to play

the ukulele?

Oh, look, there's Evelyn's brother.

Oh, good.

Someone to have a drink with.

Hey, Tom!

We went in there just to keep cool.

George Formby annoys me.

I was just on my way up to

Ilkley Road.

I've got some bad news.

It's our Evelyn.

You know those houses that were hit

next to the Trevelyan hotel?

She has a friend she was

visiting.

She was in that house.

She's gone, Mrs Last.

Well, I think they were very glad

you managed to stay for the funeral.

I know Arthur was upset

he couldn't get over from Portadown.

She was the first girl

I ever kissed.

We would have been about 17 then.

She was so thrilled about the baby.

It's a joke, isn't it?

I'm in the Army

and she's the one who gets killed.

Thank God they don't still

give out white feathers.

You're not a coward.

I'm not fighting though, am I?

Just getting blokes fit enough

to kill other blokes.

'Well, this war is taking

a toll on all of us.

Even my Mrs Waite is becoming

a bit unpredictable.

Hopefully this Mrs Thompson

who's come down from head office

to set up the new canteen

will be easier to deal with.'

Oh, little Mrs Last.

Here on a Wednesday?

I'm just bringing some plates

for the canteen.

Well, drop them off and run,

would be my advice.

That Mrs Thompson will have you mashing

potatoes before you say Dick's hatband.

She came to find me the other day.

I know.

Poaching. Prowling around

like the troops of Midian.

"Where's your nice Mrs Last,"

she said.

I said, "She's where she belongs.

With me!"

I like cooking. I told her

I could manage two days a week.

Oh. And when was I to be told?

Well, I didn't think

I had to tell you.

I'm still going to do

my two days at Hospital Supply.

Very handsome of you.

That leaves one day a week spare

should the War Cabinet

need a hand

I'll, erm...

I'll just go and take these.

We're not open, you battery boys

are getting a little bit cheeky.

We're on a funny shift, Mrs Last.

Any chance of some potato cakes

to take with?

All right. Don't tell the heavy rescue mob.

Mrs Heigham, have we got a paper bag?

You are a sweetheart.

Get off, you silly boy.

Sorry, Mrs Waite,

I didn't see you there. Patently.

Please, carry on with your kitchen

capers, it is of no consequence.

Mrs Waite, what was it, do you need

me to do something?

Your uniform has arrived. You're

obviously far too busy to collect it now.

I have to finish my shift.

Oh, I'm sure.

Why leave while squaddies

are hanging on your every word

I'll come and get it

as soon as I can.

Well, when you do collect it,

please remember

that it is the uniform

of a noble and distinguished

organisation.

I'm back. 'Cliff has invited

some lad for Christmas.

He's quite well off apparently,

he's in the fleet Air Arm.

I think Cliff's worried we'll let

the side down.'

Hasn't that hood come out well?

Your ties are in your wardrobe.

Mum, this room is like a midden.

Ooh, is that your uniform?

Yes.

When have you ever seen

a midden, I'd love to know.

Why do you want a tie anyway?

Is he definitely coming, this chap?

Chap? His name's James.

Nobody says chap.

He's phoning the workshop

before he gets the train.

Do you like my hood, Cliff?

Eh? Yes, it's great.

Thanks a lot,

you didn't even look at it!

That's enough cheek from you.

He's fighting for king and country,

he's not interested in silly girls' hoods.

Pardon me with knobs on.

Do you want to go to the Messiah?

No, I like that, Mrs Last.

It's smart but not too smart.

Come on, Miss Pixie Hood.

Bye.

Bye, Mrs Whittaker.

Bye.

Mum, this year, on Twelfth Night,

please put them away properly.

We're in here.

Hello, Dot.

Those lights have done well,

haven't they, for cheap ones.

Daddy, has anybody phoned for me?

Do you know a James?

Yes, great.

What did he say? God, I look

like I'm from bloody Borneo.

Nice army language.

You do know him then?

Fleet Air Arm lad?

Yes. What's he said?

Nothing. He turned up.

At the workshop? Did he? Good man!

Where is he?

On the path.

What? Daddy!

Why didn't you bring him in?

Well, I didn't know who he was.

I was in two minds about having him

in the car.

Oh, I kept my eye on him.

Because people get bludgeoned

don't they, in cars?

James, this is my mum.

You're very welcome, James.

Thank you.

Come to the fire.

I was just saying,

you could have been one

of these con men.

Could have been a stick-em-up job.

Bang. Goodnight, Vienna.

And that's from me and Daddy,

Arthur.

- Thank you, Esmeralda.

- The bells, the bells

If you don't like that scarf, Dot,

we can always change it.

Oh, no, I like it.

I only said it was a bit itchy

and perhaps made me look sallow.

This is yours.

And this is for you, James.

It's only a writing pad

and some stamps

but I didn't want you left out.

That's very kind of you, Mrs Last.

Well um, by the same token,

a bit frivolous, you've probably

got bucket loads already...

A tie pin. Thank you, Mother.

I shall pin my tie, my tie shall be

pinned forthwith.

That's from Mum, Daddy.

Feels woolly.

Oh. Not a tin of pilchards then.

Lily of the valley.

I love lily of the valley.

Have you seen what brand it is,

Daddy?

Mmm, what's that?

Yardley. It's lovely. Smell.

I can't tell Lily of the Valley

from Lily of Laguna.

Lili Marlene.

What did you get from Auntie Dot,

Mum?

Five shillings. Thanks, Dot.

Well, I don't know what she wants.

Oh, I will be posh.

Keep it for best, won't you?

Hey, that's swish, Daddy.

You must have done something

right.

Now I'm so busy with WVS,

Daddy's taking packed lunch to work.

My father taking a packed lunch.

Jeeves, is the earth tilted

on its axis

My flabber is well and truly

gasted, sir.

Very comical.

'James has fitted in so well this

Christmas. It's been lovely.

Cliff's had

some queer pals in the past

but there's something very right

about this friendship.'

After you, Claude.

No, after you, Cecil.

No, after you, Claude.

No, after you, Cecil.

Oh, get a move on. You know I can't

stand that silly programme.

Cliff said there was

some accident at your landing place.

There was a bit of a collision.

Two planes.

I was all right,

but half my crew weren't.

It must take a lot of courage,

what you do.

I don't know about that. Anybody

who says he's not scared is a liar.

From the minute we know we're

flying we're scared all the time.

It's pretty dangerous being

a PT instructor, you know.

I was nearly hit

by a medicine ball once.

Well, it's a lovely sunny day.

Happy Boxing Day, all.

And thank you

for your hospitality, Mrs Last.

What's up?

Daddy.

Pork pie.

You're up late.

Been talking to James.

Telling him what a pig's ear

I made out of working with Dad.

How you said it was a bad idea

but I went ahead anyway.

That hardly matters now.

Yes, but...

I want to be able to look myself

in the face, after the war.

I don't want the war to be just

another thing that I mess up.

What are you saying, then?

Like James says, he's scared

but... he does it.

I want to know

that I could do it too.

So... I want to volunteer to go

abroad.

Sorry.

You're a man, Cliff. You must do

what's right for you.

I want it to be all right with you.

You're my mum.

It is all right with me.

Oh, I'm losing my fizz.

Don't forget to switch

the light off.

What do you mean I should have

stopped it? Should I write to them?

Please excuse Clifford,

he hasn't got his machine gun?

He thinks nothing of me but you

could stop him. He's 23.

He's made his mind up.

He wants to go!

I want him to be safe.

There is no safe.

Michael Hockey's just been blown

out of the sky, Evelyn crushed to death.

My heart goes cold

when I think of it

but it's nothing to do with us.

It's what he wants! He's my boy.

Is he? What have you done to make

him your boy? Either of them?

Read to them, spanked them?

No, that was me.

You didn't even do Cliff's

Cub's woodwork badge with him.

A master carpenter and I had

to ask the man next door.

Do you want him killed?!

Of course I don't want him killed!

But if something happens I want

him to have had a proper life.

Not some stifled fearful existence.

I don't want him smothering

every feeling

just to suit other people.

You don't know what you're talking

about. Oh, I do.

I don't want it to happen to him.

Are you coming to bed?

No.

I think I'll sleep

in the Morrison.

So if that's everything...?

And sorry, Mrs Waite, through the

chair, just the condolence cards.

I have Mrs Cross, her son was

killed in the Western Desert,

Mrs Bacon,

another Western Desert,

and Mrs Hockey, her son was

killed in a bombing raid, I believe.

Reconnaissance.

Ah.

And Mrs Grantham has lost a nephew

but I don't really think we can

do condolence cards for nephews.

So that's three cards to buy.

Any other business?

Yes, the proposed Red Cross shop

for Prisoners of War.

I'm pleased

to report that Mrs Last

has "at last"

found suitable premises

and Mrs Last is I believe

"on the scrounge" for stock.

And will the shop be called

Last Limited?

Or should I say unlimited,

as there seems to be no limit

to Mrs Last's rise to glory.

Well, erm...

I would like to propose

that this little Red Cross shop

is not left to flop about by itself

but that we tether it, as it were,

to Hospital Supply,

which I may remind newcomers has

been run successfully for 30 years.

And that all decisions

are referred back to me.

'I think this is the first time

I've ever worked in a team

and I absolutely love it.

They call me the boss which is silly

and Mrs Waite will be horrified.

Cliff sent copious notes

about how to dress the window.

And he says I have to get my photo taken with

the Lady Mayoress when I give her the bouquet.'

Shall I put the lilo in the window?

What did you say, Finchy?

Gracie Fields was on

the wireless last night.

I can't be doing, I'm afraid,

with Gracie Fields.

Buongiorno, all.

Now look, it's a fur jacket.

Chinchilla, not desperately

stylish. It is a little old chippo.

Anyway chuck, don't chuck.

T.T.F.N

Short and sweet. Is this

Mrs Waite's offering? Yeah.

Oh, lordy, they don't strike quite

the right tone, do they?

I'll put them in the corset

cupboard.

Aha. Here's my neighbour. This

could be the long promised vases.

This came. It says 7, Ilkley Road

but it's addressed to you.

I thought I should bring it.

Cliff's missing.

His ship was hit.

'We are unable as yet to confirm

that he is amongst the survivors'.

What do you think about the lilo?

L-A-S-T.

He's not on the list of the dead.

I've already spoken to them

and they told me to telephone you.

He's not on the list. Yes,

they said the full list of survivors

wouldn't be compiled until all

the ships have docked back in.

But... Last.

I have done, yes, and they

gave me your telephone number.

No, I understand that.

I understand.

Thank you.

No joy?

She said more or less the same

thing as the Admiralty.

It's all girls on these phones

anyway.

There'll be all manner

of mistakes made.

They'll all be filing their nails

and reading the paper.

Anything?

They said it's still a muddle.

They say he may not actually

be missing,

it may just be that they haven't

got the names sorted.

We've known enough lads who have gone

missing. And we know what happened to them.

Well, until we know more I think

we should hope for the best.

And... I think we should get on

with our jobs.

I need those measurements,

Will, for the requisition forms.

'He is not missing.

He is not missing.

I would know if he was dead.

We have a bond.

He can't be dead,

I can't lose Cliff.

I can't manage without Cliff.

I need him. I need him.'

Well, Gordon Selfridge will have

to look to his laurels, Mrs Last.

Marvellous.

Now, order of business.

1:30, Mrs Lord to collect bouquet

from florist and bring to shop.

That's me and I've done that.

I hear the bouquet has already been

collected.

Yes and Mrs Last is going

to present it, we've decided.

We'll carry on. 2:20, Lady

Mayoress to set off from Town Hall.

2:25, Lady Mayoress to arrive

at Red Cross Shop

and 2:30, Mrs Last to present

Lady Mayoress with bouquet.

I'm sorry, Mrs Lord, I don't think

I can stay. I'm sorry.

I think we require a little bit

more than sorry.

I need to go home. I need to be

at home. You know my son's missing.

Yes, and it's most distressing. But

surely it's one's duty to carry on.

Mrs Hockey and Mrs Bacon have

both lost sons

yet both have shown

great pluck and fortitude.

I, as you know have a grandson,

Alan, who is a prisoner of war.

But I put aside that burden daily

in order to do service for others.

What surprises me, Mrs Last,

is that you seem to feel no need

to act in a similar fashion.

Well, I'm sorry

if I've surprised you.

I have to go home.

I... I need to be at home.

I can't think.

Erm... you could give her

the flowers, couldn't you?

Don't bother. I'd rather you wrote

rubbish than talked it.

What do you mean?

Well, he didn't get this Artillery

idea out of his own head, did he?

He was safe...

He was safe as houses in Chester

till you got round him.

Wanting him to... live his life.

Much good that does him

under the bloody ocean.

We don't know he's under the ocean.

Damned writing. What is there left

to write, mmm?

Son's missing

and you're still scribbling away.

Why do you do it, eh?

Who wants to read

what YOU'VE got to say?

I don't know who wants to read it.

I'll tell you why I have to do it.

It's because I have nobody.

I have nobody to talk to.

I don't have a sympathetic,

loving, interested friend.

I don't have that person.

I only have you.

Oh, dear, shall I retreat?

No.

I was just thinking how hard

it is to be married.

Lord knows what it'll be like

when my chap comes back.

IF he comes back.

I managed to get the doughnuts.

They've given it quite a write-up,

the shop opening. And a big photo.

The Lady Mayoress has a drain pipe

coming out of her head but...

Hello? Hello? Telegram.

Oh, Lord help us.

He's safe!

He's on a hospital ship!

It docks tomorrow in Liverpool.

Suffering from slight exposure.

I said he wasn't dead

till they said he was dead.

It docks tomorrow. Slight exposure.

That's nothing, slight exposure.

How are you, darling?

Watch out, I haven't shaved.

Are you allowed to smoke?

Nope.

How are you feeling?

Oh, in the pink.

Fit to be torpedoed.

Arthur sends love.

Is there anyone you'd like me tp

phone, or drop a line to?

Any of the Chester lot?

Or James? I've got airmail paper.

Good luck writing to James.

Oh, is he not still in Gib?

I've no idea.

He's dead.

What happened? When, Cliff?

Was this in Gibraltar?

Month or so ago.

What happened?

He got blown to bits.

His poor mother.

Why didn't you write and say?

He had such good manners,

didn't he, Daddy?

Have you got your penknife?

We could have a bit of fruit cake,

couldn't we? No, thanks.

I'll be discreet.

Don't want a riot.

I don't want any.

I have to have my tea soon,

anyway.

No, well, we won't stay long.

We don't want to make you late

for that.

Well, I think I need to stretch

my legs.

Is there a Gents, son?

Back that way.

Well...

Look after yourself, then.

Will do.

I'll see you at the car, Dad.

I'm so sorry about James.

But... it happens.

We can't get too upset,

we have to plug on.

You'd not known him that long,

luckily.

Not really as sad as losing Robbie

or Michael Hockey or Evelyn.

Oh, no, it's not as sad as losing

someone from Barrow

I just meant...

I don't care what you meant really.

I don't care what you have to say.

You're so far from understanding me

it's laughable.

You can't mother me.

You can't turn up with a bloody cake

and make it all lovely.

I wasn't. I just wanted to see you.

Well, I didn't want to see you.

I know I loom quite large

in your life

but actually, Mum, you don't

loom very large in mine.

Sorry.

He forgot his cake, you don't have

to slam the door over it.

Three years and not a scratch,

nothing.

It's only a dent.

Do you know how long it takes

to get a dent out properly?

It can't be difficult.

Will you be hammering it out?

Or paying for it?

Why didn't you see me out?

I told you it was a tight reverse.

Yes and I told you

I wanted to get home.

Every day we have this palaver.

'See me out', you act like a child.

I don't take the huff because

someone's not eaten cake.

It was nothing to do with the cake. He

didn't want us there. Did you realise that?

He didn't want to talk to me.

Any idea how painful that is?

Well, I can see the results.

Cliff's just really upset me

and you're just thinking

about the car.

You mind more about the car. You

weren't this upset when he went missing.

Did you find your best cardigan?

Oh, yes.

Any post? Nothing from Cliff?

You don't read it when there is,

so why ask?

Turn the record over.

It got caught in my chain.

It just wants a bit of mending.

You can't mend this. It's ruined.

We're not having

an argy-bargy about it, are we?

No.

'I'm getting a bit of that glass

wall feeling again.

Without the fun of the shop

and only the odd card from Cliff.

It all feels a bit dim.

There is of course my sister-in-law's

rather peculiar whirlwind engagement.'

No, well you're too broad. I've more

of a nipped-in outline than you.

Still can't believe it.

Went to the Isle of Man

got a man!

Good job you didn't go

to the Isle of Dogs!

Mrs Last! We haven't exchanged

two words for ages.

I keep looking on

the Red Cross Rota,

but I never see "N. Last"

in that famous scribble.

No. I felt perhaps I didn't have

the right character for the shop.

Perhaps not enough

pluck and fortitude.

Now you're quoting my words back

at me. Have I offended you?

Yes. Because you've said things

to me and they weren't fair

and they weren't kind,

and that's why I sit on the back

table at Hospital Supply

where you won't see me

and why I don't come in the shop.

Well, now. This is a little

difficult for me to say.

I liked you immensely

from the beginning.

I was very touched when you crawled

through the rubble to see me,

wearing that ridiculous garment.

I felt we were very much a team.

And when you went to Mrs Thompson,

to the canteen...

I suppose I was jealous. I wanted

you to just do things with me.

Under my wing, so to speak.

Petty of me.

I apologise.

Thank you...

How is the shop?

It's not quite the happy ship

one would have wished. I feel it's

missing a certain little Jack Tar.

Could I twist your arm?

Thank you. Stick it under

your jumper. Make a run for it.

Shall I turn the sign over?

Please.

See you on Thursday.

Adios, amigos.

Oh, it's torrential.

Bye, Lynchy.

I'm sure this is the Germans.

This is ludicrous weather for May.

Oh, he's a splendid fellow.

What shall we call him?

Sambo?

There's a spam each,

and a hardboiled egg.

I'm very peckish, little Nell,

I must say.

Mrs Hockey, it's not your day.

No. I was having a clear-out.

I've brought Michael's

cricket things.

Are you sure you don't want

to hang on to them?

I've hung on to them for two years.

I'm sure he'd rather

they were useful.

Yes, and every ten shillings

is a parcel for our POWs.

Have my tea.

I'll get another cup.

Oh, it is jolly chilly.

How is your grandson, Mrs Waite?

He's been moved to a different camp.

I expect we'll get a letter

eventually.

Alan, isn't it?

That's right.

It's very hard

not knowing how he is,

whether he's being fed

and treated properly.

And how is Cliff?

People never tell me about their

sons now but I like to hear.

Oh, he's fine.

He keeps getting promoted so...

He's on leave at the moment and

then I think he goes back to Italy.

Might he pop in the shop?

No, he's not staying with us.

Oh, that's a shame.

I remember that time

he hitch-hiked and surprised you.

Some things...

It's hard to explain...

We had a bit of a falling-out.

I've written but he never answers

what I ask him.

I must have upset him but I truly

don't know what I did.

That was... more than a year ago.

I had no idea.

You're so bright always.

Couldn't you go and see him

and try and sort things out?

I don't think

that's a very good idea.

Well, you may not get another

chance. I didn't.

Godfrey, when you first met me

did I have more of a bust

than this?

Erm... I'm not really

a bust expert.

What news from Barrow?

The son who's not a tax inspector

is on leave in Chester

for some reason.

And my Aberdonian queer?

He's in the usual sordid pickle.

Cliff, stop a minute.

I want to make things right

between us.

Can we not still be pals?

Oh, for God's sake.

Because if I've done something

wrong, I need to know.

I'm in a war.

No, I know that.

I've lost the same people

you have.

Evelyn, Robbie, Michael Hockey...

Oh, for Christ's sake...

Michael Hockey

was just a boy who was on my bus.

I don't care about those people

any more.

It's not like the newsreels, Mum.

It's horrible.

I see horrible things all the time.

You work in a shop

with some nice ladies.

We're not really

having the same war.

At least you're alive,

you have a future.

Those people you suddenly don't

care about don't have a future.

I don't have the future

I wanted to have.

With the person I wanted

to have it with.

Evelyn?

James...

Oh, well, yes,

I know that was upsetting.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

That you were upset about James.

Come on, your train

will be here in a minute.

Oops, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Dr Brierley!

Eh?

Mrs Last.

Good Lord above.

Mrs Last.

Nella.

I'm sorry.

I must admit I'm on the drunk side

of sober, as it were.

In fact, do you want some?

Erm...

I'll swig.

You have it out of the cap.

Oh, no. I'm beginning to think

I won't get home tonight.

To Barrow?

I'm damn sure you won't.

We're not even at Bolton yet.

Are you on leave?

Cheers. Chin chin.

Down the hatch. Coughs

and sneezes spread diseases.

No, no, I was actually spending

my leave with...

You don't know my wife, do you?

Only to say hello to. You're not

going to go blabbing to her

so it goes no further.

Isn't she lovely?

I mean, you can't tell on that

but her hair is sort of chestnutty

and her eyes...

What colour are yours?

Yes, yes, sort of a bluey grey.

Anne. Which suits her actually.

She's a nurse. A brilliant,

brilliant nurse actually.

Cheers. Chin chin.

Coughs and sneezes et cetera.

I think England's had it.

I can't stick in Barrow

for the next 20 years, 30 years.

A beetle's happy in a matchbox

until you take him out.

He doesn't want to go back in,

does he?

I can't go back into my matchbox.

Those lads I treat on the ships,

they're not going to

want to go back, are they?

I know I'm going to hurt my wife...

but you only have one life.

I'm not a Hindu.

It's the same for you with...

Whatsisname... Mr Last.

I mean, that's not going to get

any more joyful, is it?

But... you can't just ditch people.

Oh, you can. I think you have to.

Abso-bloody-lutely.

Get out or go under.

Why are you up so early?

I haven't been to bed.

When you weren't on the last train

I...

I didn't know what to do.

I thought you weren't coming home.

No, I've been sat outside Bolton

half the night.

What are you doing?

Well, I thought I'd have a go

at washing that cardigan.

I wasn't quite sure

how to go about it.

Will...

How did you leave it with Cliff?

He would have grown up

whether or not.

We don't do so bad, you and I.

It's not exactly smooth running.

You're not so sweet as you were.

What, as when you married me? Good.

You don't want to be sweet at 54.

I look back, I think, who was that

poor child. She didn't have a clue.

We managed.

I didn't manage.

All the years when you didn't want me to

go out without you and you wouldn't go out.

I just wanted to keep you safe,

inside.

I know.

I know it wasn't nastiness.

I can't manage without you.

I know. But that's not love.

Well, it is in my book.

And me keeping you happy

to stop you getting cross,

that's not love either,

that's just being cowardly.

"Put jolly music on for Daddy. Don't

run the taps, let's all be bright and gay."

Well, what's wrong with that?

It made me ill. I couldn't

remember where I lived some days.

Well, I don't understand.

I thought we were well-suited.

Well, I don't think we are.

Hasn't that rose bush done well?

What do you want me to do?

Nothing.

We're not those people who got

married, that's all.

You can put up with me though,

Nella, can't you?

Well, you've had to put up with me.

I'm not looking

for another matchbox.

What's that?

Some nonsense I heard on the train.

Silly drunk man.

'Arthur's brought his fiance

over from Ireland, Edith.

Cliff's still very taciturn

about being wounded.

We know it was a hand grenade

and that's all we do know.

And the war just seems to be

fizzling out.'

What did they say? Is it today?

Same as the one o'clock. Crowds

everywhere but no announcement.

How can people plan a celebration

with this shilly-shallying?

Quite. I mean, do I open

my tin of cream, or don't I?

Shall I phone the BBC, Lynchy,

get the full picture?

Could you? It's rather crucial.

Any news?

Same as before, nothing.

Some victory this is turning out

to be. Have you any Union Jacks?

No, people have been asking all day.

Sorry.

I wonder if I can bodge one up on

the Singer. Any white sheeting? No.

Any white material?

No... Yes!

Oh, that's plenty in those,

that's ideal.

Are those my mother's good bloomers?

They shall be waved in victory!

'Any more news on Victory in Europe Day

will be brought to you when we get it...'

I'll leave it on, there

might be something on the next news.

Edith, if you don't like ham,

how about a bit of salad? Or cake?

I'm not really a salady person.

And you're not a cakey person.

No, I'm not really that cakey.

So are we at war,

or are we at peace or what?

Mam, what does it matter? Look

around, do you see any Germans?

Pardon me for taking space

on this earth

Everybody start,

I'll just get the teapot.

Righty-o.

What's the gen on your

jolly old war wounds, son?

Dad's a fighter pilot, can you tell?

Where did the beggars get you, son?

What was it, a hand grenade?

I've told you all this, Norman.

I'll have the salad.

Left thigh, right thigh,

right buttock, bladder, penis.

Could you reach me the beetroot,

Edith, please?

Oh, sorry, is that the side

you want to sleep on?

That was always my side.

Well, Edith's off tomorrow,

so you'll get your room back.

She'll take her records with her,

I trust.

Boogie woogie bugley boy!

When will the WVS pack in?

Why would they be packing in?

We're still at war in the far East

and after that there'll be things

to do, why would they pack in?

Will you not pack in though?

I'm out!

Thanks.

I'll get changed in the bathroom.

Dad, are you nearly ready?

Don't get oily,

we're just about to go out.

Come on, your shirt's on your bed.

I better see to this.

It's this valve, it's...

Come on.

It's only Mrs Waite's garden,

it's not the Tower Ballroom.

You won't have to jitterbug.

Well, I'm going to go on my own

then. I'm not going to miss it.

Why don't we go later,

when I've done this?

Oh no, I'm not falling

for that one.

If you want to come later,

you do that. I'm off now. Bye.

Really, Mrs Lord, it would almost

be quicker to brew one's own beer.

Well, I'm doing my level best.

I think this is a faulty tool.

Up.

Good and then over.

Over.

No, not down, over.

I met you in the kitchen,

didn't I, that first day?

Yes, Mrs Waite sort of catapulted

you through the door.

"Tea urn - get to it!"

There is, of course,

only one bottle opener.

Did you kick up a stink, Lynchy?

Me? No.

I drew it very mild, as per.

Mild? When I first met you at WVS

you were terrifying! Tosh.

I hope the men use the... cloakroom.

We don't want any out of bounds

tinkling.

Excuse me.

Chin chin.

Down the hatch.

Coughs and sneezes spread diseases.

Hello. Please, would you come here?

I think she wants her mother's

bloomers back.

Good evening, Mrs Waite, would you

like a sip of my beer?

I would not. It's a filthy beverage

in my opinion,

leading to the ruination

of the working classes,

but don't let that spoil

your enjoyment.

You've heard about our little shop.

That we are closing? Yes.

You'll miss it more than

all the others I should think.

Though if Clement Attlee

gets his way

we'll all be down the mines

by Christmas.

What a slap in the face

for Churchill.

Yes, I will miss it. I've loved it.

Well, I've loved all of it.

And I've loved you.

And you've been a true friend

and a credit to the WVS. Crikey.

And also very annoying

and very cheeky.

Cary Grant and Clark Gable seem

to have been unavoidably detained.

Would anyone like a dance?

Mrs Waite?

No, no, no, Mr Hopkins, up, up, up.

Good evening. I was just about

to ask your wife to dance.

Well, I've saved you the bother.

♪ Life is just a bowl of cherries

♪ Don't be so serious,

life's too mysterious

♪ You work, you save, you worry so

♪ But you can't take your dough

when you go, go, go

♪ So keep repeating it's the berries

♪ The strongest oak must fall... ♪

Mrs Last...

Sorry?

I'm Alan.

Mrs Waite's grandson.

We met on the beach that time.

I'm just out of the camp.

I just wanted to...

I'm sorry.

I get a bit weepy,

I'm not quite fit yet.

I just wanted to see the shop

and say thank you for the parcels.

Because...

When we got one...

We knew we weren't forgotten.

'I did a lot of thinking when I was

packing up the shop.

Arthur's got Edith,

he doesn't need me.

Cliff's got his discharge,

he's in London.

We parted on bad terms.

I haven't heard from him and

he doesn't want to hear from me.

So really my life as a mother

in the real sense is over.

And that's quite a...

Quite a cold feeling.'

Cliff!

I went to the shop

but it was closed.

God, Mum, you don't get

any taller, do you?

And I don't get any braver, so...

If there's any nastiness coming

I'd just as soon not hear it.

I know I was nasty.

And I know I hurt you.

And...

Mum, you know I've never been

any good at saying sorry.

Chelsea? That's one of the top

places, isn't it, for art?

Top drawer, as Dad would say.

And then what? I'm only asking.

I know you're not coming back

to Barrow.

I'm sick of England.

If I'm going to paint,

I want to go abroad.

Might go back to Italy

if they've stopped chucking

hand grenades at people.

You could come out as well.

Would you want me to?

Course, if you wanted to.

We could have chianti

and... ravioli.

I can't see your father

coping with ravioli.

It's taken me 20 years

to get him to eat bread sauce.

Ooh, I'm starving, actually.

What do prodigal sons

get these days, fatted spam?

What's that?

That's you.

That's... my heart.

You're in my heart. Always.

Till the tide comes in.

Does it hurt, Dennis, banging it on

your leg like that?

Hardly. Tin on tin.

I'm not built for stairs.

The removal van's here.

The Japs have surrendered.

Who says?

The removal man. BBC.

They've asked for an armistice.

Blowing them to atoms obviously

worked then.

Oh. So that's that. How bizarre.

Well, it's looking very grand

at the new premises,

Mass Observation Towers. I've heard

talk of central heating and two lavatories.

Who wants to pack Nella Last?

Bags not I.

Are you making coffee, Dennis?

It's your turn.

Can't be... I made it in 1939.

Sounds like people are already

celebrating. I won't be.

The buntings back in the loft. Not

going up the ladder just for Japan.

'The canteen's closing so that's

another two days I'll have empty.

I've wanted peace,

I've longed for peace

but now it's here I've

a feeling of, well, panic almost.'

Victory bonfire?

Hen house.

It must have come through on the

last news, at quarter to twelve.

Come and see, there's huge rockets going up

from the ships in the dock. Come and see.

It woke me up.

So that's peace then.

Well, that's not my idea of peace,

this damned racket.

I hope it's not

going to go on all night.

Shall we go out?

Have a see, have a drive round?

I can see drunken fools any time.

No, I'm back to my bed.

Will you go?

I might just have a look.

Watch out for folk chucking

firecrackers.

Night.

Night.

I'll have bacon, I think, tomorrow.

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