Hooves of Fire (1999) - full transcript
Robbie the reindeer is determined to win a place pulling Santa's sled. Unfortunately, he's got two problems facing him. One, he's sadly out of shape; two, he doesn't realize his pal Blitzen is cheating! Confused by the temptations of sexy lady reindeer Vixen, and completely unaware of bubble-headed Donner's love for him, Robbie faces the race of his life.
Our Story begins in the north, north of the Northlands
of coldest North-est lands, even north-er of than that
There, Coldchester, the town at the North Pole
You can probably tell, it's August
At the North Pole, August is when the bus comes
There you go
Thanks a bunch
Yeahhhhhhhh, wheeeeeeheeeeeee
OH OH!!!
Whoop!
Ahhhhhh!
Ooooooo
What is that?
It's a, um, it's a thing
It must be the last of some rare and endangered species
Cool
Let's kill it
PRANCER NO!
Hello, call me Robbie, cuz, I am
Of course, we've been expecting you
I am Blitzen, any problems
Come and see me, if you don't have any problems
See me anyway, and we'll celebrate your lack of problems, heh
Ah, and this is, ah, Prancer
Wayyyyyy, Robbieeeeee
This is Vixen
Charmed, I'm sure
This is the... rest
- Ello
- Welcome aboard eh
- Hello Rob, how you doin?
Hello, Robbie
And together we are...
The sleigh team!!!
Dump de la lum, oh sorry
So, come to, join the team like your old dad did
Yeah, the boss wanted a navigator
I can find my way anywhere with this nose, it's great
Splendid
Let's see it in action
Okay, Robbie
Where is... Paris?
Egypt?
- Ohhhhhh
- Right
Those posh yogurts I bought just for me?
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- HEY!!!
I knew it, this is going to be a huge laugh
Oh, one thing
I know what we'll be doing for one day of the year
But what do we do the other 364 days? Huh?
Well, we
Sort of like that
Oh...
I was expecting it to be more, sort of...
Maybe a bit of...
Sorry, Robbie, but it's definitely
Right...
When's the next bus out?
Ahhhhhhhh
April
Training it is then
So pulling the sleigh Donner...
Is it a laugh?
I don't pull the sleigh, I'm support crew
There's reindeer to do physio...
A reindeer to cook, a reindeer to wash up...
And all of those reindeer are me
Robbie, if you're not into exercise
What on Earth are you doing here?
My dad sent me really, character building, huh
Apparently, I'm easily distracted
But I really, BOW WOW WOW
- She is nice, isn't she?
- Mmmmmm
- Vixen
- Vixen
This is your room, bit small, but so are you
Mmmmmmm
- Coming soon The Reindeer Games
- Left a bit
- Left a bit more
- Sponsored by
- HAY
- Now move that left antler out a bit
The official snack food of The Reindeer Games
Hold it there
I was watching that
Vixen, Prancer
We've got a new reindeer in the ranks today,
and he might find it hard to settle in
So, as senior reindeer, I'd like you to help me
Me make it hell for him
Let's crush 'em
Trample 'em to dust then, then throw the remains of the dust to the the wolves
Then blow up the wolves!
- You don't like him do you?
- Not especially, no
Ahhhh, this is about his dad, isn't it?
I've been captain of the sleigh team for years
But Robbie's dad, he's still a famous one
The children sing a song about me? Noooo!!!
Am I on the Magazine's? Noooo!!!
Do I endorse carpet cleaner? NO!
No, no, just just because, he saved the day for the boss one time
And now he sent his son
Ooooo, whoooo, I'm Robbie
I've got a magic nose, I can find my way hey
At least Robbie's dad got out of this frozen hole
He was a smart reindeer that Ruuuu
No, no, no, no
I will not have that name said in my presence
Are you talking about Ruddd
A German name wasn't it? Um, Rudmph
It was a catchy song wasn't it? A one, a two, a Ruhhhhh
Well, if I can't get him, I'll get his son
I will not sleep until I have destroyed Robbie
Hmmmmm
Think eviller...
- Enjoying the training Robbie?
- I don't really have to do this, do I?
I mean, I'm just a navigator...
I don't need to be fit
Can't we just have the day off and slob around
And eat toast in our pants pants?
Oooo, what's this fer?
Ah, that's better
- Robbie
- Look, I found the downhill setting
Wheeeeeee
Robbie, even if you're the navigator, you still have to be fit
If you don't get fit, then... ♪
Ahhhhhh!
Got it
Robbie
Why don't you just, carry on as you are?
Have a paper, have a pipe...
Have a cheeseburger and large fries
Cheers Blitzen, you're a pal
Keep coasting...
Next
Oooo, I don't know about this fitness life Donner
I've been here a month and I've decided strength isn't really my strength
- Can you just loosen my neck a little?
- Sure
Dumpy da da da da da
Do do do do do do do
Oh
I just can't concentrate on the exercise
I met a very special reindeer
And, ah, I can't stop thinking about her
Robbie, I didn't know you felt that way too
Because, well, no one, usually notices me
- and ah
- she so beautiful and she's so graceful
And she's called...
VIXEN
Vixen
Yeah, yeah, wonderful Vixen
Isn't She Lovely?
Yeah, can't seem to talk to her though
You see? I have this thing where
I can't talk to girls if I love them
You can talk to me though
Of course I can, we're mates...
Right
Donner, eh, Donner? Donner???
I'll open it
Uhaaahhh
You are all invited to a soy, soy, soyre, soyrechez
- It's all in French
- Party at Beardy's house
- Hooray
- Hooray, great
Weirdy beardy throws wild parties and
everyone who matters will be
Oh, will they
Of course, I'm going
Dearest
They coming
- I know
- Just choose an outfit
What about this, it's modern
I still like the old red coat
I can't wear that to a party
Everyone seen it
Ho ho, ho ho, oh you must be Robbie
Hello
Ho Ho Ho, found you eh, alright?
No problem
Look at you I bet your trainer dead add eh?
- Well
- Just like your dad always did
Oh, yes
Ha, ha ha, your a good deer
Just like your dad
Hey hey hey, not that your in your dad's shadow
I won't keep banging on about your dad you know
He's terrific your dad
Hey hey, you know, what's your dad's like?
- He said to me, he said, shu...
- Put the barbeque on love
Ho ho
Whoop
Whoa ho, nearly
rah, dap, oh oh
Ooop
Oh
Oi!!!
Oh, no
Oi!!!
Yow man!!!
Well, this is a room with some animals in it
Ooooo, ooooo, look Donner, look
Oooooo
Vixen's coming
I was sent a bunch of flowers today, Robbie
And I knew they were from you
Owawaah
Do you know how? Because they were cheap
But it was all the money I had
Thank you Seal, is this a bit more me?
- Yeah
- Yeah
Now, now, I brought yer all here because
I've got something very exciting to show ya
May I present the future of present delivery,
Sleigh... Mark... Two
I made the modifications me self
For long journeys, a stereo
Hmmmm, and using the latest technology, an intelligence ashtray
Don't smoke you idiot
And there's one more thing which was Blitzen's idea
Eh, so, thank you Blitzen,
An automatic sleigh navigation system
Oh, suppose, that's me out of the team then
Ah, not necessarily Robbie
Blitzen came up with a very fair way
of deciding who we should leave behind
It'll be the reindeer, who is most unfit
Well, Dad, I blew it
I could have got fit but I was cocky and I was lazy
Sorry, Dad
- I'll never be another Ru...
- Hush child, no need to say such sad things
So, come on give Blitz in a smile
Do you know what I think?
No but...
I think the boss is going to take you on the
sleigh anyway, because he liked your dad
Oh
He'll kick off some other reindeer who's trained for it all year
Oh dear
But that doesn't matter,
and the sleigh will be slow and late
But no one will blame you
They'll blame your dad, for having you
Oh, dear
And of course, there will be little children
Who will wake up on Christmas morn
and open their stockings
- With bright eyes, and discover inside... nothing
- But but
But their Mommy's will say,
never mind at least Robbie had a huge laughs
Thanks Blitzen
You've opened my eyes
Robbie, nooooo
I'm going outside
I may be some time
Don't Go... Robbie
It's a cold night Blitzen
If only someone would Stoke, my fire
Well... it would be rude not to
Christmas has arrived already
Only 5,000 miles to home
Have to, raise, spirits, try, whistling
♪♪♪
- Oh, ello
- Hey
- Dinner
- Yes, result
I like crispy bits, do it till it's crispy
Hope there's leftovers
- We can make a curry
- With mango chutney?
- Oweeee, lovely
- Oweeee
AHOO
Ohhhhh
- Ah, he's alive
- Aaaaaa
- Can we eat him anyway?
- No, off you go
No, don't send me out there again
Can I stay for a bit, please?
- Oi, antlers, get back...
- Come back
I could just hang with you elves
Hey, I'll help you make toys
I'm a very good worker
I really am, really, very good
Honest
Sort of
And some for you
And some for you too because your worth it
Oh, missed one
Hey, hey, hang on
Oooo
I'm in control of the situation
Oh Oh
I love you
I love you
- Ahhhhhhhh!!!
- Ehhhhhhhh!!!
Sorry, but you prodded me in the AHHHHHHHH!!!
Robbie, I don't think your production line material
You're demoted to sweeping up
Heeh
Robbie... what happened?
I started sweeping, but then I found these bits toys
I thought, I know, I'll invent new toys
- Look, Sebastian Muscle Whale
- Do whales have arms?
Sebastian's got three
He needs them to fight his archenemy
Octo Monkey,
♪ bump ba da da dump da da dumb ♪
Gaarrrrrr, I'll get you, Sebastian
- Sorry, Robbie I have to demote you again lad
- Oh?
What could possibly be worse than sweeping up?
These are the multi gens you wanted Miss Donner,
sign here, please
There's something familiar about that forklift truck
Ehhhh, hello, Donner
I was a rubbish deer
I'm even a rubbish elf
I'm worse than rubbish
If you threw me on a Rubbish Tip,
the other rubbish would say
Ho, there goes the neighborhood, huh?
You're not finished yet Robbie
I know a way you can get back on the sleigh team
- How?
- Just before Christmas
There's a big sports tournament for reindeer
"The Reindeer Games"
Sponsored by, HAY, the official snack food of The Reindeer Games
If you go all out to win a medal,
you can get your place back
The Reindeer Games
Oh, no, no
Oh no, I'm exhausted just thinking about it
Robbie, you can do this
It'll be tough
- Yeah
- But I'll help you
Yeah, I don't need to be a failure all my life
I'll actually make a go of it, for me,
for my dad, and most of all for
VIXEN!
- Beautiful Vixen
- She's so lovely
She's got these eyes, and the lips, oooo and antler
Vixen Vixen Vixen
You can't train with the other reindeer
Blitzen will do anything to stop you winning
Oh, come on, he's my best friend,
the noblest deer in the world
Have you ever been in Blitzen's room?
Well, no, but there you go
I told you he's my best friend
He's got a picture of me on
Oh
Take that you red nose reindeer freak
Oh dear
Oh, dear
- I say we, fup him good
- We'll need help
I looked in the phone book under
"Wise Old coaches who can save the day"
And there's only one in the area
He's called "Old Jingle"
I've heard of all jingle
He was old when my dad was a kid
He can't still be around, can he?
He is
And he lives somewhere
On Pointy Mountain
Oh dear
Wow, a visitor
Ehhhh
- Hello, is, Old Jingle in, please
- Ah, let me think
Um, ah, yes
Yes I am, yes, come in, come in
Stay there, I'll put the kettle on
- Well
- I want you to train me, Mr. Old Jingle sir
For the reindeer games
I don't train anyone, Old Jingle is retired
- So, blah blah blah blah blah blah
- You've got to take him on without your help
He'll never beat Blitzen
Blitzen, is Blitzen involved in this?
You know Blitzen?
Never heard of em,
BUT HE'S GOT TO BE STOPPED!
What's your name?
Robbie, sir
Well, Rob Pupil, let's get down the
hill and I'll see what you're made of
Don't get up
Oh, oh, oh, noooooo
Chomping on a whee bit of cod...
Oi!!!
You's a gonna get a real slap for that house
Hayyyy, yaaaaa, hooo, haaa
So Robbie Pupil
You want to be on the sleigh,
then you will enter only one event
The Steeplechase, the boss man is always looking
for faster hurdlers to dodge the roof tops
To get on the sleigh,
win the Steeplechase
GO!!!
Your nose is a great ally Robbie Pupil
Bounce with your nose
30, 40, 50, 60
Trust your nose
I don’t think so
Bounce with your nose
Oh, forget it
Bet my dad could have done it
You can be as good as your dad Robbie Pupil
You think him perfect, no one is
He's just a man like, all of us
Um, actually, we're all reindeer
Ah, that explains a lot
These for a start, and why they never let me become Pope
You can be as good as your dad Robbie Pupil
49, 50, 51, 52
Wooooooo, hahaaaaa, heh heh
- Ehhhhhh
Wooo haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa weee heeeee
Old Jingle will watch you win tomorrow
Remember Robbie Pupil, stick to good food
You are what you eat...
Mmmmmm, nuts
Thanks Old Jingle
This is a much better spot for a house
I'd have to be raving mad to push my
house back up the hill
Ehhhhhhhhhh
Mmmwhaaaaaaa
One day, I will be too old, to do this,
but that day will not come for a lo...
House down there...
Sliding down the hill Alan
Oh, ah right I'm Dez Yeti
And this is, ah, Alan Snowman
Welcome to The Reindeer Games
Sponsored by, HAY, the official snack food of, The Reindeer Games
And the opening ceremony, ah, as you can see is
already underway
A little reindeer there, symbolizing,
hope for the future of reindeer
And a reindeer there with a big head, symbolizing...
Things with big heads...
Probably
Thanks Alan, Prancer, there, sure you recognize him
And of course, Santa there
Retro chic
- Not retro Chic enough?
- Fashion victim
Waaaaa
And here now, here come the three, ten, tonners
There they are, so, on with the games
Now, the question, everyone's asking, of
course, is which reindeer will be the star
Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen
Hooray, hooray!!!
Blitzen there on majestic form already
Help
Help, my house is trying to kill me, owwww
- So
- mhmmmm, of course, the most important
event is still to come, the Steeplechase
Dat's right Dez, the Steeplechase
Thanks Alan
Now, ah, we've got a late entrant
Robbie, FOCUS
Ah, seems to have some kind of a, big red nose by the look of things
Well, you were talking about little Robbie
there Dez, the son of course of Rummffff
Don't, say, that, name
Oh my word
My baby!!!
Look at that little reindeer go!!!
Well, I thought I'd go with him
Yeahhhhh!!!
I thought I'd got rid of him
Robbie Robbie
Thanks Robbie, you saved his life
Robbie Robbie
Oh, your ever so ace
Robbie Robbie Robbie Robbie
- That little... damn it, ah haaa
- I'll handle it
Robbie, let's not beat about the bush
You love me, you'll do anything to please me
I don't want you to run in the Steeplechase,
there that sorted out, must go
Sorry Vixen
I'm going to run, and try to win and everything
No No, how it works is, Blitzen wins,
he gets famous, he gets me out of this dive eh...
You spoke to me, Robbie, you can't speak to me
because you love me so much, what are you up to?
I grew up, now I can talk to anyone I Like
Robbie, you all set?
(Mumbling) Totally
You have no taste
Robbie... what's the matter
Baaaaaaaa
What's the matter Robbie
Robbie, Old Jingles trapped under his house
I can't lift it Robbie
All runners assemble for the Steeplechase
Robbie, what are we going to do???
Hang on Old Jingle I'm coming
Well, the little reindeer is actually
running out of the stadium
You'll never win a race that way Dez,
now that's inexperience
Mmhmmm
Owww
Owwww
- Old Jingle, talk to me
- Owwww
Too heavy, I need, something,
to wedge, underneath, Sebastian
It's not enough
Octo Monkey!!!!
Everything's going to be all right now Old Jingle
See, kid's strong, very strong
Don't goooo
Farewell Robbie friend
Jingle
Goodbye
(Old Jingle Snores)
Jingle
Now, when does this race start?
Well, RUN!!!
And Blitzen takes the early lead
Soo plaa
Mhmmmm, and it seems, ah, Alan,
that fears about Prancer's fall, ah, have been realized
There we are... Yeah
Look at that
Robbie Robbie Robbie
Blitzen, way out in front now
Yeaahhhhh!!!
ROBBIE!!!
Well, number five and a half has finally, ah, started the race
You know the guys a no hope a dis,
he's three laps behind?
Yap, okay Al, but I think you'll find, ah,
it's just become two laps
In fact, Robbie now, just one, lap behind
Come on, come on, COME ON!!!!
Robbie and Blitzen are neck and neck and, ah
Still don't get it do you?
What a marvelous sporting occasions this is turning out to be
This is for you
And this is for daddy
Oooooof
Booooo
Robbie, the nose jump
The nose jump Robbie, the nose jump!!!
Use the nose jump
Yeah!!!!
And, ah, it's a photo finish there, between those two
Robbie!
I'm proud of you
I always want you to know that
Ayayayayaya
You know, I always said it didn't I Dez,
lil Robbie... brilliant
Can't, remember you saying that Alan
So, ah, heh, don't make me get out the old three-bar fire, hmmm
Well, come on, eh
I always said it, lil Robbie
He is abso, oh, eh, oh
I never said it,
I'm a big snowman liar
Okay, come on
And the winner, by a nose, is...
Blitzen
YES!!!
I need to know something
Can you not talk to me because you love me
Or because you've just been trampled by a herd of reindeer
Oh, shut up and come here
Yipee!! She loves me, YIPEE!!!
And, incredibly, Robbie is now
beating all the records, for every, event
Yow man!!!
He's got no metal, but, ah, the people love him
Yaaaa, ha ha ha
- Will you, marry me?
- Of course I will you crazy fool
Oh look, there's Robbie’s Dad!
Ahhhh, thanks, Dad
You sir, are a cheat
Time to give your sample Mr. Blitzen
Incidentally, you are chopped
Your chopped
Now that, is you
- Ever led a sleigh before Robbie?
- Who me? No
Then you better get some practice in, Eh?
Here, it's yours for the night
♪ We're taking a ride ♪
♪ To the other side ♪
♪ Of the moon... of the moon ♪
♪ Take it from me... it's the bit to see ♪
♪ Of the moon.. of the ♪
- Oooooo, frisky
♪ moon ♪
♪ Now the work is done ♪
♪ Now the race is run ♪
♪ Now the games are won... not a day too soon ♪
♪♪♪
Ho ho ho, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
♪♪♪
of coldest North-est lands, even north-er of than that
There, Coldchester, the town at the North Pole
You can probably tell, it's August
At the North Pole, August is when the bus comes
There you go
Thanks a bunch
Yeahhhhhhhh, wheeeeeeheeeeeee
OH OH!!!
Whoop!
Ahhhhhh!
Ooooooo
What is that?
It's a, um, it's a thing
It must be the last of some rare and endangered species
Cool
Let's kill it
PRANCER NO!
Hello, call me Robbie, cuz, I am
Of course, we've been expecting you
I am Blitzen, any problems
Come and see me, if you don't have any problems
See me anyway, and we'll celebrate your lack of problems, heh
Ah, and this is, ah, Prancer
Wayyyyyy, Robbieeeeee
This is Vixen
Charmed, I'm sure
This is the... rest
- Ello
- Welcome aboard eh
- Hello Rob, how you doin?
Hello, Robbie
And together we are...
The sleigh team!!!
Dump de la lum, oh sorry
So, come to, join the team like your old dad did
Yeah, the boss wanted a navigator
I can find my way anywhere with this nose, it's great
Splendid
Let's see it in action
Okay, Robbie
Where is... Paris?
Egypt?
- Ohhhhhh
- Right
Those posh yogurts I bought just for me?
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- HEY!!!
I knew it, this is going to be a huge laugh
Oh, one thing
I know what we'll be doing for one day of the year
But what do we do the other 364 days? Huh?
Well, we
Sort of like that
Oh...
I was expecting it to be more, sort of...
Maybe a bit of...
Sorry, Robbie, but it's definitely
Right...
When's the next bus out?
Ahhhhhhhh
April
Training it is then
So pulling the sleigh Donner...
Is it a laugh?
I don't pull the sleigh, I'm support crew
There's reindeer to do physio...
A reindeer to cook, a reindeer to wash up...
And all of those reindeer are me
Robbie, if you're not into exercise
What on Earth are you doing here?
My dad sent me really, character building, huh
Apparently, I'm easily distracted
But I really, BOW WOW WOW
- She is nice, isn't she?
- Mmmmmm
- Vixen
- Vixen
This is your room, bit small, but so are you
Mmmmmmm
- Coming soon The Reindeer Games
- Left a bit
- Left a bit more
- Sponsored by
- HAY
- Now move that left antler out a bit
The official snack food of The Reindeer Games
Hold it there
I was watching that
Vixen, Prancer
We've got a new reindeer in the ranks today,
and he might find it hard to settle in
So, as senior reindeer, I'd like you to help me
Me make it hell for him
Let's crush 'em
Trample 'em to dust then, then throw the remains of the dust to the the wolves
Then blow up the wolves!
- You don't like him do you?
- Not especially, no
Ahhhh, this is about his dad, isn't it?
I've been captain of the sleigh team for years
But Robbie's dad, he's still a famous one
The children sing a song about me? Noooo!!!
Am I on the Magazine's? Noooo!!!
Do I endorse carpet cleaner? NO!
No, no, just just because, he saved the day for the boss one time
And now he sent his son
Ooooo, whoooo, I'm Robbie
I've got a magic nose, I can find my way hey
At least Robbie's dad got out of this frozen hole
He was a smart reindeer that Ruuuu
No, no, no, no
I will not have that name said in my presence
Are you talking about Ruddd
A German name wasn't it? Um, Rudmph
It was a catchy song wasn't it? A one, a two, a Ruhhhhh
Well, if I can't get him, I'll get his son
I will not sleep until I have destroyed Robbie
Hmmmmm
Think eviller...
- Enjoying the training Robbie?
- I don't really have to do this, do I?
I mean, I'm just a navigator...
I don't need to be fit
Can't we just have the day off and slob around
And eat toast in our pants pants?
Oooo, what's this fer?
Ah, that's better
- Robbie
- Look, I found the downhill setting
Wheeeeeee
Robbie, even if you're the navigator, you still have to be fit
If you don't get fit, then... ♪
Ahhhhhh!
Got it
Robbie
Why don't you just, carry on as you are?
Have a paper, have a pipe...
Have a cheeseburger and large fries
Cheers Blitzen, you're a pal
Keep coasting...
Next
Oooo, I don't know about this fitness life Donner
I've been here a month and I've decided strength isn't really my strength
- Can you just loosen my neck a little?
- Sure
Dumpy da da da da da
Do do do do do do do
Oh
I just can't concentrate on the exercise
I met a very special reindeer
And, ah, I can't stop thinking about her
Robbie, I didn't know you felt that way too
Because, well, no one, usually notices me
- and ah
- she so beautiful and she's so graceful
And she's called...
VIXEN
Vixen
Yeah, yeah, wonderful Vixen
Isn't She Lovely?
Yeah, can't seem to talk to her though
You see? I have this thing where
I can't talk to girls if I love them
You can talk to me though
Of course I can, we're mates...
Right
Donner, eh, Donner? Donner???
I'll open it
Uhaaahhh
You are all invited to a soy, soy, soyre, soyrechez
- It's all in French
- Party at Beardy's house
- Hooray
- Hooray, great
Weirdy beardy throws wild parties and
everyone who matters will be
Oh, will they
Of course, I'm going
Dearest
They coming
- I know
- Just choose an outfit
What about this, it's modern
I still like the old red coat
I can't wear that to a party
Everyone seen it
Ho ho, ho ho, oh you must be Robbie
Hello
Ho Ho Ho, found you eh, alright?
No problem
Look at you I bet your trainer dead add eh?
- Well
- Just like your dad always did
Oh, yes
Ha, ha ha, your a good deer
Just like your dad
Hey hey hey, not that your in your dad's shadow
I won't keep banging on about your dad you know
He's terrific your dad
Hey hey, you know, what's your dad's like?
- He said to me, he said, shu...
- Put the barbeque on love
Ho ho
Whoop
Whoa ho, nearly
rah, dap, oh oh
Ooop
Oh
Oi!!!
Oh, no
Oi!!!
Yow man!!!
Well, this is a room with some animals in it
Ooooo, ooooo, look Donner, look
Oooooo
Vixen's coming
I was sent a bunch of flowers today, Robbie
And I knew they were from you
Owawaah
Do you know how? Because they were cheap
But it was all the money I had
Thank you Seal, is this a bit more me?
- Yeah
- Yeah
Now, now, I brought yer all here because
I've got something very exciting to show ya
May I present the future of present delivery,
Sleigh... Mark... Two
I made the modifications me self
For long journeys, a stereo
Hmmmm, and using the latest technology, an intelligence ashtray
Don't smoke you idiot
And there's one more thing which was Blitzen's idea
Eh, so, thank you Blitzen,
An automatic sleigh navigation system
Oh, suppose, that's me out of the team then
Ah, not necessarily Robbie
Blitzen came up with a very fair way
of deciding who we should leave behind
It'll be the reindeer, who is most unfit
Well, Dad, I blew it
I could have got fit but I was cocky and I was lazy
Sorry, Dad
- I'll never be another Ru...
- Hush child, no need to say such sad things
So, come on give Blitz in a smile
Do you know what I think?
No but...
I think the boss is going to take you on the
sleigh anyway, because he liked your dad
Oh
He'll kick off some other reindeer who's trained for it all year
Oh dear
But that doesn't matter,
and the sleigh will be slow and late
But no one will blame you
They'll blame your dad, for having you
Oh, dear
And of course, there will be little children
Who will wake up on Christmas morn
and open their stockings
- With bright eyes, and discover inside... nothing
- But but
But their Mommy's will say,
never mind at least Robbie had a huge laughs
Thanks Blitzen
You've opened my eyes
Robbie, nooooo
I'm going outside
I may be some time
Don't Go... Robbie
It's a cold night Blitzen
If only someone would Stoke, my fire
Well... it would be rude not to
Christmas has arrived already
Only 5,000 miles to home
Have to, raise, spirits, try, whistling
♪♪♪
- Oh, ello
- Hey
- Dinner
- Yes, result
I like crispy bits, do it till it's crispy
Hope there's leftovers
- We can make a curry
- With mango chutney?
- Oweeee, lovely
- Oweeee
AHOO
Ohhhhh
- Ah, he's alive
- Aaaaaa
- Can we eat him anyway?
- No, off you go
No, don't send me out there again
Can I stay for a bit, please?
- Oi, antlers, get back...
- Come back
I could just hang with you elves
Hey, I'll help you make toys
I'm a very good worker
I really am, really, very good
Honest
Sort of
And some for you
And some for you too because your worth it
Oh, missed one
Hey, hey, hang on
Oooo
I'm in control of the situation
Oh Oh
I love you
I love you
- Ahhhhhhhh!!!
- Ehhhhhhhh!!!
Sorry, but you prodded me in the AHHHHHHHH!!!
Robbie, I don't think your production line material
You're demoted to sweeping up
Heeh
Robbie... what happened?
I started sweeping, but then I found these bits toys
I thought, I know, I'll invent new toys
- Look, Sebastian Muscle Whale
- Do whales have arms?
Sebastian's got three
He needs them to fight his archenemy
Octo Monkey,
♪ bump ba da da dump da da dumb ♪
Gaarrrrrr, I'll get you, Sebastian
- Sorry, Robbie I have to demote you again lad
- Oh?
What could possibly be worse than sweeping up?
These are the multi gens you wanted Miss Donner,
sign here, please
There's something familiar about that forklift truck
Ehhhh, hello, Donner
I was a rubbish deer
I'm even a rubbish elf
I'm worse than rubbish
If you threw me on a Rubbish Tip,
the other rubbish would say
Ho, there goes the neighborhood, huh?
You're not finished yet Robbie
I know a way you can get back on the sleigh team
- How?
- Just before Christmas
There's a big sports tournament for reindeer
"The Reindeer Games"
Sponsored by, HAY, the official snack food of The Reindeer Games
If you go all out to win a medal,
you can get your place back
The Reindeer Games
Oh, no, no
Oh no, I'm exhausted just thinking about it
Robbie, you can do this
It'll be tough
- Yeah
- But I'll help you
Yeah, I don't need to be a failure all my life
I'll actually make a go of it, for me,
for my dad, and most of all for
VIXEN!
- Beautiful Vixen
- She's so lovely
She's got these eyes, and the lips, oooo and antler
Vixen Vixen Vixen
You can't train with the other reindeer
Blitzen will do anything to stop you winning
Oh, come on, he's my best friend,
the noblest deer in the world
Have you ever been in Blitzen's room?
Well, no, but there you go
I told you he's my best friend
He's got a picture of me on
Oh
Take that you red nose reindeer freak
Oh dear
Oh, dear
- I say we, fup him good
- We'll need help
I looked in the phone book under
"Wise Old coaches who can save the day"
And there's only one in the area
He's called "Old Jingle"
I've heard of all jingle
He was old when my dad was a kid
He can't still be around, can he?
He is
And he lives somewhere
On Pointy Mountain
Oh dear
Wow, a visitor
Ehhhh
- Hello, is, Old Jingle in, please
- Ah, let me think
Um, ah, yes
Yes I am, yes, come in, come in
Stay there, I'll put the kettle on
- Well
- I want you to train me, Mr. Old Jingle sir
For the reindeer games
I don't train anyone, Old Jingle is retired
- So, blah blah blah blah blah blah
- You've got to take him on without your help
He'll never beat Blitzen
Blitzen, is Blitzen involved in this?
You know Blitzen?
Never heard of em,
BUT HE'S GOT TO BE STOPPED!
What's your name?
Robbie, sir
Well, Rob Pupil, let's get down the
hill and I'll see what you're made of
Don't get up
Oh, oh, oh, noooooo
Chomping on a whee bit of cod...
Oi!!!
You's a gonna get a real slap for that house
Hayyyy, yaaaaa, hooo, haaa
So Robbie Pupil
You want to be on the sleigh,
then you will enter only one event
The Steeplechase, the boss man is always looking
for faster hurdlers to dodge the roof tops
To get on the sleigh,
win the Steeplechase
GO!!!
Your nose is a great ally Robbie Pupil
Bounce with your nose
30, 40, 50, 60
Trust your nose
I don’t think so
Bounce with your nose
Oh, forget it
Bet my dad could have done it
You can be as good as your dad Robbie Pupil
You think him perfect, no one is
He's just a man like, all of us
Um, actually, we're all reindeer
Ah, that explains a lot
These for a start, and why they never let me become Pope
You can be as good as your dad Robbie Pupil
49, 50, 51, 52
Wooooooo, hahaaaaa, heh heh
- Ehhhhhh
Wooo haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa weee heeeee
Old Jingle will watch you win tomorrow
Remember Robbie Pupil, stick to good food
You are what you eat...
Mmmmmm, nuts
Thanks Old Jingle
This is a much better spot for a house
I'd have to be raving mad to push my
house back up the hill
Ehhhhhhhhhh
Mmmwhaaaaaaa
One day, I will be too old, to do this,
but that day will not come for a lo...
House down there...
Sliding down the hill Alan
Oh, ah right I'm Dez Yeti
And this is, ah, Alan Snowman
Welcome to The Reindeer Games
Sponsored by, HAY, the official snack food of, The Reindeer Games
And the opening ceremony, ah, as you can see is
already underway
A little reindeer there, symbolizing,
hope for the future of reindeer
And a reindeer there with a big head, symbolizing...
Things with big heads...
Probably
Thanks Alan, Prancer, there, sure you recognize him
And of course, Santa there
Retro chic
- Not retro Chic enough?
- Fashion victim
Waaaaa
And here now, here come the three, ten, tonners
There they are, so, on with the games
Now, the question, everyone's asking, of
course, is which reindeer will be the star
Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen Blitzen
Hooray, hooray!!!
Blitzen there on majestic form already
Help
Help, my house is trying to kill me, owwww
- So
- mhmmmm, of course, the most important
event is still to come, the Steeplechase
Dat's right Dez, the Steeplechase
Thanks Alan
Now, ah, we've got a late entrant
Robbie, FOCUS
Ah, seems to have some kind of a, big red nose by the look of things
Well, you were talking about little Robbie
there Dez, the son of course of Rummffff
Don't, say, that, name
Oh my word
My baby!!!
Look at that little reindeer go!!!
Well, I thought I'd go with him
Yeahhhhh!!!
I thought I'd got rid of him
Robbie Robbie
Thanks Robbie, you saved his life
Robbie Robbie
Oh, your ever so ace
Robbie Robbie Robbie Robbie
- That little... damn it, ah haaa
- I'll handle it
Robbie, let's not beat about the bush
You love me, you'll do anything to please me
I don't want you to run in the Steeplechase,
there that sorted out, must go
Sorry Vixen
I'm going to run, and try to win and everything
No No, how it works is, Blitzen wins,
he gets famous, he gets me out of this dive eh...
You spoke to me, Robbie, you can't speak to me
because you love me so much, what are you up to?
I grew up, now I can talk to anyone I Like
Robbie, you all set?
(Mumbling) Totally
You have no taste
Robbie... what's the matter
Baaaaaaaa
What's the matter Robbie
Robbie, Old Jingles trapped under his house
I can't lift it Robbie
All runners assemble for the Steeplechase
Robbie, what are we going to do???
Hang on Old Jingle I'm coming
Well, the little reindeer is actually
running out of the stadium
You'll never win a race that way Dez,
now that's inexperience
Mmhmmm
Owww
Owwww
- Old Jingle, talk to me
- Owwww
Too heavy, I need, something,
to wedge, underneath, Sebastian
It's not enough
Octo Monkey!!!!
Everything's going to be all right now Old Jingle
See, kid's strong, very strong
Don't goooo
Farewell Robbie friend
Jingle
Goodbye
(Old Jingle Snores)
Jingle
Now, when does this race start?
Well, RUN!!!
And Blitzen takes the early lead
Soo plaa
Mhmmmm, and it seems, ah, Alan,
that fears about Prancer's fall, ah, have been realized
There we are... Yeah
Look at that
Robbie Robbie Robbie
Blitzen, way out in front now
Yeaahhhhh!!!
ROBBIE!!!
Well, number five and a half has finally, ah, started the race
You know the guys a no hope a dis,
he's three laps behind?
Yap, okay Al, but I think you'll find, ah,
it's just become two laps
In fact, Robbie now, just one, lap behind
Come on, come on, COME ON!!!!
Robbie and Blitzen are neck and neck and, ah
Still don't get it do you?
What a marvelous sporting occasions this is turning out to be
This is for you
And this is for daddy
Oooooof
Booooo
Robbie, the nose jump
The nose jump Robbie, the nose jump!!!
Use the nose jump
Yeah!!!!
And, ah, it's a photo finish there, between those two
Robbie!
I'm proud of you
I always want you to know that
Ayayayayaya
You know, I always said it didn't I Dez,
lil Robbie... brilliant
Can't, remember you saying that Alan
So, ah, heh, don't make me get out the old three-bar fire, hmmm
Well, come on, eh
I always said it, lil Robbie
He is abso, oh, eh, oh
I never said it,
I'm a big snowman liar
Okay, come on
And the winner, by a nose, is...
Blitzen
YES!!!
I need to know something
Can you not talk to me because you love me
Or because you've just been trampled by a herd of reindeer
Oh, shut up and come here
Yipee!! She loves me, YIPEE!!!
And, incredibly, Robbie is now
beating all the records, for every, event
Yow man!!!
He's got no metal, but, ah, the people love him
Yaaaa, ha ha ha
- Will you, marry me?
- Of course I will you crazy fool
Oh look, there's Robbie’s Dad!
Ahhhh, thanks, Dad
You sir, are a cheat
Time to give your sample Mr. Blitzen
Incidentally, you are chopped
Your chopped
Now that, is you
- Ever led a sleigh before Robbie?
- Who me? No
Then you better get some practice in, Eh?
Here, it's yours for the night
♪ We're taking a ride ♪
♪ To the other side ♪
♪ Of the moon... of the moon ♪
♪ Take it from me... it's the bit to see ♪
♪ Of the moon.. of the ♪
- Oooooo, frisky
♪ moon ♪
♪ Now the work is done ♪
♪ Now the race is run ♪
♪ Now the games are won... not a day too soon ♪
♪♪♪
Ho ho ho, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
♪♪♪