Hollywood Dirt (2017) - full transcript

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Our quiet town of 7,000 residents holds

more than a Southern manners
and prize-winning fried

chicken recipes
We also hold discretion

The biggest indication of which lies in

our bank's coffers and buried in our dirt

Cash - lots and lots of it
In our small town,

we have 45 millionaires and 3

billionaires. That's a rough guess
It all

depends on how stupid or smart

the generations have been with their Crown



Cola stock - that's where it came from

Crown Cola. Say Pepsi or Coca Cola

in this town and you best

watch your back on the way out. It was Cole

Masten, Hollywood award-winning A-list

actor. The man women would
think about in the

dark of the night
Who read a little

Southern novel that no one had ever

heard of and he was fascinated by it

A novel about our town. A novel that

exposed the plantation homes for what

they were
The camouflage of millionaires

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- God sent his son to remind...
- What? Now?



Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry

Where is everyone? Why, hello?

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Sunday, only Yankees would think that

would be an appropriate time to thrust

- themselves into our lives
- Summer,

I'd imagine you're ready for your big day

tomorrow

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- Hello -Hi
- What can I do for

- somebody stopping by unannounced?
- Please

tell me you're the owner of this

- fabulous estate
- No. Why? - Do you have

- owner's number?
- Oh, I can't give you the

Holden's number known
that you're a stranger

- Why do you want?
- I'm not really at

- liberty to discuss
- Oh, well, good luck

But, what? God

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Feel free to take a seat, Mr. Payne
It is hot out

- How do you know my name?
- The way you've

been stomping around town? The cows in

- Thomas County can even know your name
- Is that why

I've been so unsuccessful? Because I'm as

you so politely put it, stomping around?

It?s two-fold

You?ve been stomping around town but

you've not been telling
people what you want

This is a private town and we don't
like strangers

I was instructed to be discreet

Were you instructed to be successful?

Because you can't be both

- I?m Summer. Summer Jenkins
- Bennington Payne. My friends call me

Ben and at the moment,

you're looking like the
only friend I have around

- Here
- Lets not label this relationship just yet

- Now, what do you want in Quincy?
- I?m a location scout from

Envision entertainment and I'm here to

- Procure your spots for-
- The movie

- How do you know?
- Everybody in Quincy knows

about the movie
The mayor got the call

Caroline, the new secretary
she called her sister

Within five minutes, it had

spread like wildfire
You see there are

two types of secrets in Quincy
The ones

we keep close and then we have the

- really juicy one
- And the movie news is juicy

- So there shouldn't be a problem
- No one

- Is gonna let you film in their home
- Why not?

They get money, fame and bragging rights

People in Quincy don't need money

Present company excluded

This is the old South
Bragging is a sign

- of weakness
- Please, all the mansion's all

- the big gates
- Mm-hmm. All old money

This movie is starring the Cole Masten

Academy Award-winning actor
Quite possibly,

the most beautiful man to grace

Hollywood in the last decade
The man

women dream about in the dark of the night

Really? Not all the women

So what do I do?

I need a mansion preferably two and a

Bar or tractor, a cotton field
in 15 other locations

What I think you need? You need

a local somebody from Quincy. Somebody

who can negotiate with the landowner and

someone that can make all the necessary

- Arrangements with the locals
- But that?s my job

How much they are paying you for this job?

120,000 -I'll do it for 25.? 15.? 20

And I?m the only hope you have

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Deal

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- Okay. Are you ready?
- Let's do it. ?Cole, tell us

- about your wife
- I don't she

Needs an introduction I am pretty sure

- you're familiar with her
- Well, you've

been married now almost five years, which,

in Hollywood is quite a feat. Tell our

viewers what is your best advice for a

successful marriage?
That?s a good question

I think a lot of elements

elements make for a successful marriage

But if I had to pick one, I would say

Honesty. Honesty is crucial
Nadia and I

have no secrets
We tell each other everything

Our philosophy is to get everything

out in the open, no matter the

- Consequences
- I think that's great. I hear

you're going to my home state of Georgia

- for your next project
- I am, yes

The Fortune Bottle
It's a story of the early days

of this soda and the wealth that

created in a small town called Quincy

And how a young feisty secretary played

By Minka was very instrumental in the

Development of the product
It's based on a book

I read and it's also the very

First time that I'm in charge
of the production

We're gonna start filming soon

I?m looking forward to seeing

The Fortune Bottle when it hits the screen

So good to see you, Jenny

Thank you so much for having me

Come back any time

Minka can't make it

She wants to reschedule the
read-through tomorrow

Her heart's not in this project, Cole,

which is going to make it more difficult

for me to direct her
especially if she keeps

- rescheduling our meeting
- She said she's in

I can't think of anybody else

- Who fits that role
- We need an Ida, Cole. Can?t make the movie

- without her
- I'll handle it

Okay, uh, do you want me to schedule a

- massage for you later today
- No, take me home

I want to surprise Nadia
Oh, and, uh,

what's going on in Quincy?

Oh, the location manager
was a real hot mess

But he has turned it around and

he's securing locations as we speak

I liked my hotel
It has a pool and it's

hot here in Georgia

Why did she just looked at you like

- she'd been into a bad piece
- Quincy and I have history

Good afternoon, Mrs. Wright

This is Mr. Bennington Payne

He's in town scouting for locations for

the movie
That'd be the one with Cole Masten?

That's right. The Fortune Bottle

Mr. Payne would like to
stay with you if you have

room, of course

- Oh, would you now?
- He'll be in town for

quite sometimes while,
he prepares things

for the movie and of course he's working

- very closely with Cole Masten
- Oh, is that so?

Well, I might just have a room for you?

Mr. Payne

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How bad is this?

- Gargantuan bad - Is the movie gonna crash?
- No, The Fortune Bottle

isn't crashing, okay?
Movies don't fall apart

over this. We should be more

worried if this is the end of Codia

People love Codia
Cole and Nadia are the

glue that holds our picture-perfect
world together

They buy each other extravagant

gifts and have ridiculously hot sex

together

Codia can?t fall apart. They can't get

divorced and we certainly can?t have Cole

attempting murder on Nadia's lover

Sheriff called and he's
worried if Cole Masten?s

violent. He's had a lot of calls

from voters. This is an election year

Votes are everything
Of all the things I'm worried about

Cole Masten?s risks to townsfolk

- is not one of them
- It?s not

The townsfolk he's worried about

He?s worried about your
California golden boy

This is the carry state
We value our

personal safety here
We don't want him getting

- himself shot
- Shot? They can?t

shoot the Cole Masten
No one is shooting-

Okay. Okay! Just simmer down
I think you got a

wrinkle

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On your forehead. Yeah

- The moment you?re yammering about Cadia
- Codia! Not Cadia

- Codia
- Whateveria

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Cole.? Got the divorce papers - Honey,
just hold a second I?ll be right back

Let?s go somewhere private

I'm sorry, Cole

You should have called
I got our lawyers involved

It's over

- We're over. ?No
- I don't love you anymore

I don't know if I ever really did love you

I mean, I think,
I just like the idea of you

- But, how?
- That we?re equals and you're

- no longer Bikini Babe Number 3
- Yeah

- I'm sorry. It's not personal
- This. This

makes it personal
Never caring about

The Fortune Bottle and now you want it

- It?s a joint asset
- No, it is not. I purchased it

I am producing it
No one's gonna think

- it's a joint asset
- I think it is and,

Tony agrees.? Tony, our lawyer?
He's not my lawyer

How quickly you moved from an apology

to business?
How long have you been

planning this?

I need a lawyer. The best damn divorce

lawyer in the country

That would be Brad DeLuca
He handles

- every big celebrity divorce
- Get him here

- I don't care the cost
- All right. I?m on it

- Wait where do you want to go?
- Anywhere with alcohol

- and women
- Okay

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Shit!

Thank you

- You're late
- Sorry. Business to attend

Bullshit! Pussy isn?t business,
and this,

right now, is the most important
thing in your life

So when we make an appointment,

- keep it
- You know you work for me, right?

Here. This is Leonard McCloud

He?ll put up with your bullshit and

cover your ass in court

- Oh, so they're the best. ?Exactly
- I've paid you

your advance - And, I?ll
refund it - Sit down and hold on

Please

Sit down

I'm sorry. I?m late

- Sorry?
- I'm sorry

Look, you've been a celebrity
for a long time,

but in a courtroom, against your wife?

You?re equals to each other

You?re, you?re nothing to the judge

You?re normal
If I'm gonna represent you,

you have to know that life as you know

it is over

You're not a bachelor yet,
not until this divorce

is final. You are my bitch,
and I will say

if and who you fuck,
what you say to whom,

and when and how you work

If you want to keep this film as yours,

you will leave this shithole
of a city and go to Georgia

You?ll keep your dick clean

and that pretty-boy head of yours down

and do your job? Nothing else
I've buried five,

five of your indiscretion since Sunday

My team doesn't have
time for the popularity

contest your dick has entered

We are gonna paint you as Hollywood's

Golden Boy. You listen to me,
and I promise you

I will keep The Fortune Bottle of yours

and any other shared assets you want

I just want the movie
She can have the rest

Okay, I need you to commit to my terms

No sex. No relationships. No women

Agreed

Oh, and,

let's go

- Go where? ?Quincy
- Morning, Masten ?This guy is fucking lunatic

We?re getting in a jet right now
Heading to Quincy

Now, now?? Yes. Now,
now It?s a fucking Brad?s idea

You?ll be there in a three and a half-

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Hey, you're that movie star?
Well, what you doing in Quincy?

You got engine trouble?

- No, has my assistant not called?
- Nope

- Nope, nobody's called
- Is my car ready?

Nope - Bad news. Your
assistant been in an accident

What?

Posted on TMZ
He's alive, but he's

- pretty beat up
- We got to get back to LA

- No. No
- He's been my assistant for 13 years

I gotta go see him

No, you're not going anywhere
Oh, the

LA hospitals are gonna be a zoo,

- waiting for you
- Mean to a borrow a vehicle?

- That worked for you?
- Sure thing

I'm checking the local contact now

- You?re going to burn
- No, I?m not ?Yes, you are

You didn't put on any sunscreen

- I don?t wear sunscreen
- You do realize the Sun is literally

aging you before my eyes

You do realize you're
in Georgia and not the

Wild West and you've completely

- ridiculous in that cowboy hat
- I look

- fantastic
- You look stupid

[Laughter]

No days off for important people - Bennington Payne. Where
am I right now? Quincy. I?m sorry. Who is this? Yes, sir?

Yeah, I thought that-okay. Okay

What?s your address?

- 4 Darrow Lane
- 4 Darrow Lane. Okay, yeah

Thank you so-ciao!
Cole Masten is here

That was his attorney
wanted to know where I was

He?s bringing Cole Masten, here. Now

- How far away is the airport?
- Five. Maybe 10 minutes

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They're not going to come inside
They're just

coming to pick me up
They?d probably

- won't even get out of the car
- Okay

Are you sure this is the right place?

Yep. Yep, Yep

Hi
?Hi. Is Bennington there?

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- Is Bennington here?
- Yes, he?s been expecting you

Uh, would you be a dear and fetch him

- for us
- Sure, I'll just get it

Thank you

- No!
- Hi, I?m Ben. Bennington Payne

- It?s so lovely to meet you
- Bennington, will you get

Mr. Masten settled in his hotel now?

I'm so sorry but because we weren't

expecting Mr. Masten
so soon, the estate

where he'll be staying
? Kirkland?s house

won't be ready for a few more days

but there are other options in town

Sorry, what? It turns
out the Kirkland house

isn't available yet but Bennington here-

- It's Ben
- Yeah, has a few ideas where

he can house you for the time being

Sorry to ruin this delightful porch party,

but can we take this inside?

- Air conditioning?
- Sure, if you have a second, can I get y?all some sweet tea

Actually, I gotta get going
My wife will have

my head if I don't come home in time

- for dinner
- I?m afraid, I didn?t catch your name?

Oh, Summer. Summer Jenkins
It's nice to meet you - I could fix you

- sweet tea for the road
- No. That wouldn?t be

necessary but I appreciate the offer

Nice meeting you Behave!

- How about that tea?
- Sparkling water, please

- We don't have sparkling
- Still is fine

How was your flight?
You do know it's rude to

ignore someone when they're asking you a

question

I've booked you in a motel room for a

couple of days until your estates ready

- Start over I wasn't listening
- I found you

a motel room until your state's ready

- in a couple of days
- Who are you?

No offense but how are
you involved in this?

- She's been helping me
- No offense, Mr. Masten,

but you stood in my living room,

sucking up my air-conditioner,
drinking my

still water
That's why I'm here and I'm

not involved in anything,
Mr. Masten. Ben here

is my friend
We were having a pool party

when your attorney called and

bulldozed y?all?s in here

- You?re all Southern fight and spitfire attitude
- Yeah,

get out or I swear to God,
I'll shoot you

She means it. She has
gun in her coat closet

She's fantastic

Pardon me?

There?s only a month before
filming it's impossible

Minka is dying to get out of

this movie. I'm telling you,
this girl is

perfect

Get your ass on a plane and come to Quincy

You're an actor, Cole
You know everybody

can't do this
The last thing I want is

is to stick a wooden face on the screen

That's the beauty of it, Don

She won't have to act at all
She just has to be

herself
No. I am NOT throwing this

whole movie in the can just because some

wannabe starlet sucked your dick

Cornfield

Cotton field. Didn?t you read the book?
And I am not in love

This girl completely blew
me off but she was

Georgian as hell doing it

Pure friggin? Southern charm
I'm telling you

you come here. Meet the girl,
and if you you don't

like her, all right. Tell me
to go to hell tomorrow

Alright, I have a plane
waiting for me Van Nuys

- in an hour
- Yes!

Alright, let's turn this baby around

Let's go back to the girl's place

- What was her name again?
- Summer. You want to cast

- cast her in Minka?s role. ?Yep
- But that?s the lead

- She?s perfect for the role
- Maybe,

you should let me bring it up to her

She can be a little headstrong

- Yeah, I got that
- I don?t think she likes you very much

- Good. That?s a good thing
- Summer!

He wants you to star in the movie - Oh, come
on. Bennington Payne, are you yanking my legs?

No, I?m not. He wants you to take
Minka Price?s role. He says you?re perfect

- Authentic. He said authentic ?She?s perfect for the role?
- How much does it pay?

No idea but Summer, nobody
gets opportunities like this

Girls in LA they?d screwed
They kidnap, they

- kill for something like this
- No, seriously. How much does it pay?

No idea. I don?t know. Ask Cole He?s in the
car - D?you mean waiting in the car?? Yes

- You must be Cole Masten
- Oh, how?d you know?

My daughter left me a voice message said

don't come home
Cole Masten is here

And nothing makes a
mother come home quicker

than to tell her to stay away

- How do you know Summer?
- I just met her today

- A few hours ago. I came here to meet Ben
- Oh, you work on the movie also?

I?m an actor

- An award-winning actor
- Well, that's nice

I?m Francis Jenkins
Would you be a dear and

- help me inside with this stuff
- Of course

An actor, you say?
Yes, ma'am

We need to work on that Southern drawl

Mama. I see you ignored my voicemail

- Oh, you called? I must have missed that
- Thank you

So did Ben talk to you about the part?

- He did. ?And?
- And I?d be curious

what kind of conversation you'd be offering

What kind of compensation would you like?

I don't know. I don't know what

would be fair. That's why I'm asking you

- And you trust me to be fair?
- Well, I trust you

to give me your honest opinion about

what the size of the role in this type

of movie for someone of my
experience would be worth

A hundred thousand
and that's being generous

Your name is negative box office weight

I'll have to spend a fortune to get you

camera ready

But I like you Summer and I think you

- fit the part. - Don't do that
- Do what?

That smile thing
It's really creepy

Millions of Americans would disagree

- Are you interested or not?
- No

- No, I'm not
- You're not?

No. Not for that amount

- I'm worth more
- The toe of your shoe

- all together by duct tape
- The amount of money

I have is not indicative of my worth

If it was, it would indicate

the lesser of us two
individuals on this porch

You?re saying you?re nothing lesser

- the individual
- I'm saying that right now

the only one of us being an ass here is you

- So you don?t want the part
- No

Not for that amount

Goodbye, Mr. Masten. That?s what we say,
in the South, when one person leaves

- It?s called valediction
- What is it called

- when one person makes a huge mistake?
- It?s called life

Gosh, she?s infuriating

Bad day? He's very handsome

- Yeah
- Want to talk about it?

That eggs already been laid
It can't be put back

- in the chicken now
- He's very handsome

[chuckled]

He's also very married

- Night, Summer
- It?s late

I know how anal you are about calling before
I come - Summer, I?m picking up Don Waschoniz,

The Fortune Bottle?s director, in this
pisshole you called airport in 20 minutes

Then, we?re coming to you. So meet us outside in 30
If you can sell him on your sweet demeanor, then,

the role is yours
You can name your damn price

Five hundred thousand that's
what I want and then,

- I'll do it
- Fine, 500,000 it is

Is that, uh... Apple cobbler? It is. I was
gonna make pie but I didn?t have time

Hope that?s okay for you all - Oh,
Mr. Don Waschoniz It?s nice to meet you

I?ll have you out here on the
porch because my mom is asleep

and she has to be up early in the morning

I don't want to wake her

I thought we could all talk out here

I?ll get you all the cobbler

So you live with your mama - Yeah, my whole
life. This is where I learned to make cobbler

- I don?t like cobbler
- You'll eat it and

you'll like it, Mr. Masten

Ahh? There?s my girl

- Coming?
- Yeah

She?ll be out in a minute

Hey, y?all. Ben, can you grab the door?
There you go - We?re short on time, Summer

Would you like some cobbler?
I know that you said in there

- that you don't like cobbler
- I'm good

Summer, can you stand over here?

- Oh, sure. Like this?
- How old are you?

- 29. Never married
- Turn your head to the left

Turn your head to the right

- Say something. ?Like what?
- Whatever comes to mind

- The brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
- Tell me about the cobbler

Cobbler? Well, I would have made pie

Pies much more popular around here

but it takes a great deal longer

- Look at me now. Follow me when I move
- It?s all about the apple

Honeycrisp or Granny Smith

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I need to see some fire in you, Summer

Can you get angry for me?
Give me some edge,

Why do you want to know what
goes into my apple cobbler,

Mr. Waschoniz? Are my

homemade desserts not good enough for you?

Don't come into my house
and insult my cooking

I will trot your testicles up,

wipe that California for a smile

right off your face
I will poison your taste

Okay. Okay

You can do crazy? I get it

Summer, honey, are you okay?

- I heard voices
- I'm sorry to wake you, mama

- The movie people came.? Oh,
- They want me in the movie

In the movie? You mean, with that
good-looking young men? Don?t smile like that

he just wants me for the movie

- You saw?
- Mm-hmm, if you say so, honey

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This is a joke, right?

This isn't actually where
I'm supposed to be

staying for the next three months

Please tell me, it's just this room

- Curtains with chickens. Really?
- They?re roosters. You can tell by the red comb and the wattles

- I want this chicken shit out of here
- Oh, come on

It?s cute and homey

We can't change any of the d?cor

Actually that was a very
firm stipulation

in renting the Kirkland?s house

We can't move or change anything

And who exactly agreed to that bullshit?

We did and that bullshit is the only

reason you're standing in some

cockroach infested motel. Ben here,

Ben is working his ass off for you

I think you know about it all the way in

California with all you-

- What?s wrong with you?
- What wrong with me? Are you kidding me? You?re just-

Kiss you. Yeah. Big deal You wouldn?t
shut up - You didn?t ask me to shut up

You don?t usually ask people to shut
up You tell them to - Hell, I?m telling you

kiss me again like that
and I?ll rip your eyes

out from their sockets

Well, don?t worry princess
I have no desire

to repeat that experience
I?ve had better

Much, much better

- Where's she going?
- Home. Holden?s plantation

and Kirkland?s house
They?re neighboring estates

She was living right next?
How pissed is she right now?

Never mind

Don't answer that
Let?s go, uh, we?ll see

- some locations
- You?re okay?

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- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- What? It's 8:00 in the morning?

I?m well aware of that
And my wife has come

three times so far this morning,
so get your ass

- out of bed and be productive
- I?m on California time

I was very clear on my instructions to you

You were to go to Quincy and behave

Not run around grabbing the first

- single woman you find. And then you made her your co-star?
- How do you know that?

- Deadline
- It hasn't hit any press. But it will

And Nadia?s attorneys are gonna

crucify you with it. You can?t put your new
girlfriend in the movie that we?re trying-

She?s not my new girlfriend
I?m sorry. Your new fuck - No

She is nothing and I
didn't cast her ?cos of-

I cast her because she is Ida Pinkerton

She?s perfect for the movie;
She was born for this role

And you?d be proud of me because I?m behaving. I
haven?t thought about Nadia once I settle down here

- Then why did you kiss her?
- How did you know that?

- The scout told me. We hired him
- There was nothing. That kiss was nothing

This relationship with her worth half of The
Fortune Bottle because that's what is at stake here

There is no relationship. Can I just

go back to sleep now?

Sure. At least when you're sleeping
I don?t have to worry about you

Check your email when you wake up I sent over
the response we filed against Nadia. It?s brutal;

I?m just gonna warn you. I don't want to

- punish Nadia. I just-
- We?re only being aggressive about

The Fortune Bottle, though I think

you're being a fucking Saint
about everything

Pop you later

- What?
- I brought you something

- Is it breakfast?
- Are you just going to holler down at me

in the rain, or are you gonna let me in?

I could have waited for you
to put some clothes on

I don't think so

You seem very persistent with those rocks

What do you have for me?
Can you please put some pants on?

It?s rude to waltz around with your junk out

I know yesterday was a little
rough so I wanted

to make it up to you with the

- housewarming present
- A housewarming present

To mend the fences
Between you and me

You want to kiss and make up

In a metaphorical sense, yeah

What you get for me?
?Right. Are you crazy?

- Is that a serious question?
- What normal person

will get someone a fucking bird

- for the housewarming gift
- It?s not a bird

He's a baby rooster. Oh, come on
I thought it would be funny

It?s hilarious. What am I

- supposed to do with him? Eat them?
- No, he?s a

pet

I'm serious, Summer
I can't have a rooster

I don't have time. I'm too busy

I don't know anything about chickens

It?s a rooster. I've had Fred
sexed him for me

You'll be able to tell by the little

spikes on the top of his head
Now I need

you to line this with
newspaper. Make

sure the lamp stays on all night

- Baby chickens need a lot of warmth
- You are

- taking this thing home with you
- No, I?m not

It's a gift and you do not refuse

gifts. It?s rude

[Music]

Oh and Cole? Welcome to Quincy

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Hey, aren?t you the guy, that, uh

I just got a baby rooster,
Cocky. I set the most

- original name but-
- Why'd you bring it with you?

I don't know. I mean,
doesn't it need

to be checked out or I don't know

if I could leave it alone?

You know, it's a chicken

It ain't a pet
I mean, you don't need to give

it a name or put up a
bedazzled collar on it

- What does it eat?
- Corn

- Corn? That's it?
- Yeah, it's a chicken I mean we ain't got

no Chef Boyardee nine flavors

rainbow got a crap

If you want to get fancy,

You can use that FRM formula over there

and cost twice as much
They don't make a

squat shit a bit of difference

Anything else I might need for him?

- Vitamins? Shots? Medicines?
- It's a ch-

Chicken, yeah. Got it

Hello. Special delivery from
Miss Ida Pinkerton

- Here's a script
- Thank you

Love that dress would look better on me

- You sign that contract yet?
- It's eight-two pages long

There can't be anything good
to say in that many pages

Then get an agent like a
good little actress and

- have them look it over
- And have them take a percentage?

- No
- Summer, I can't even with you

Either sign the thing or
pay someone to review it

Hell, get a lawyer

- Pay him an hourly review
- My ex is a lawyer

- Do you trust him?
- I hate him but,

- yeah, in business, I do
- Great. Give him a call

- I gotta run. Mwah!
- Bye

- Hi, Scott
- Summer, how are you?

Fine, thank you. I have a contract
that I'd like you to look over

- If you good
- Okay, yeah. I can do that just,

uh, send it on over to
Shelley, my assistant

And she'll make sure I get that today

I know who Shelley is
She was one of our bridesmaid

Of course you do
Something I'm used to saying

It's a talent contract for the new movie

they want me to be in

- Really?
- Cole wants me for the lead

- Cole?
- I've got to run, Scott and uh, I'll send it to Shelley

There's have been a lot of curiosity

about you in town. You work in the movie

That's just distracting facts from their

original business toward me

Well, I was thinking that
you want to leave

And that's why you wanted the job

For the money and a fresh start

Oh no, don't you worry about me
I mean,

that is what you do or not

Yeah, right? This little-
you feeling guilty?

Quincy was a great place for you

to grow up, Summer
But you're a woman now

And you you need to find your own place

in the world
I know that and I wouldn't be

a good mama if I tried to hold you back

- Where will you go?
- I don't know,

but I know I want to be
somewhere different

I want to be someone different

Someone without a path
Someone without scorn

I want where I want to be is
someone with a future

Will you come with me?

No

No sweetie. I won't. But you
will always have a home

Right here, with me
So let that give

you the confidence to go right out there

and take some risks

You deserve that, Summer

Deserve that

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Can you believe they
cast Summer as the

- leading lady?
- And she had the nerve to

call Scott and ask for his help

Hasn't she done enough to that poor boy?

Maggie! Hi
How's that husband of yours?

He's got one foot on a banana peel and

the other on the grave, honey

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- Nice truck
- Brand new. Bought all by myself

without my assistance help

because he's in the Hospital

Did you put him there?

What did you want?
I'm trying to call you for

the past three hours
You're not picking up

your cell phone
I don't have a cell phone

No, you've been calling the
house phone. I've been

- out here working
- You don't have a cell phone

- Nope
- You need to get a cell phone

At least for the next
couple of months until

the movie wraps then you're welcome to

go back to your life of reclusion,
if you like

- Why were you calling me?
- You got media training tomorrow

Are you building this fence?

- Mm-hmm
- Isn't there someone more-

Don't you dare says-
I'm more qualified

- I'll help
- Hey, City Boy. You stay in the truck

We don't want you getting dirty

I know how to fix the fence, Country

You called me City Boy. Stay

Cocky. Just set him down on
the tailgate and roam around

- You brought the chicken - I'd figure you want to see him 73100:52:35,380
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- Where did you ever build a fence before?
- Didn't you ever seen the Legends of Montana?

Nope - Spent six months
on the ranch Bought the

damn thing afterwards
So yeah, I know

how to fix a fence

Thank you for your help
Got a lot of chores

to do before the movie starts
Yeah

See you around

See you at the media training

I'm Brecken Nichols,
media consultant in charge of PR

for the fortune bottle
You will be required

to help promote the movie so we need

to make sure that you handle

yourself with confidence and

professionalism
We're going to review

posture, smiling for
the camera, jargons

and abstractions
Set up straight. Okay

Hold yourself with poise
It just-

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Relax. You, literally,
look like you have a

stick up your ass

Glad I'm not the only one she hates
Grab some lunch

I'll work with her for a bit

You know, I don't eat
Neither should you

- by the way
- Who is she?

I'm going to turn of the camera

- How many you guys have worked on so far?
- Uh, something about jargon and

abstractions
As you can see it's gone

- real well
- You don't have to worry about jargon

You're Southern, that's okay
Okay

We don't need you to change that
Ordinance,

though, might be a problem for you
Rambling

Don't ramble. Abstractions
The verbal fillers,

that 'you knows', the 'uhhs'-

I know, I know
The fidgeting, blinking,

Summer, look at me

Forget the rules
Just ask me a question

- What kind of question?
- Any kind of question

Are you in pain?

You don't seem upset about her leaving

Don't ramble
Be concise and don't look away

That indicates shame

Nadia and I were together for a long time

Whenever you lose someone after a

long time, it hurts
But I think it's for the best

She's happier in her new relationship

And that's what I want
For her to be happy

That's what I would say if a reporter

asked It would put me on the

high road and subtly turned
everyone against her

Is it the truth?

No. Feel very odd about Nadia
I feel stupid

I feel off balance

I feel taken advantage of

I like that answer better
So would the press

The truth is always more

interesting but it's also
much more dangerous

Do you feel closer to me now?

- Having heard that?
- Yeah

If the public knows you, Summer
They will destroy you

I can't help themselves
They love our weaknesses

so much, that they dig deeper,
they feast

and pillage on our exposures until we

ask people-you as Summer,
me as Cole-are gone

And all there's left is what they want

- to see. Any other questions?
- What?

- Ask it
- Were you telling the truth when you said,

I was a bad kisser?

- No. -No
- Be concise. Don't ramble

I suppose being evasive is one of the

- rules also, right?
- Yeah, actually it is

- Anytime you can be evasive, you should
- Wait!

Thank you. It's been a while I needed to hear
that - It's been a while since you were kissed?

Don and I are meeting at my place

tomorrow morning
early to go over the script

You should be there

- Sure. What time?
- But I'm 8 a.m. Don't be late

Okay. We're ready to get back at it

- Yeah
- Sit. Not like you're milking a cow

- Where's summer?
- I don't know. Her line's been busy

Busy. Is everything okay

- Yeah
- I'll go get her

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Summer

I pass your door. It's unlocked

Your phone's been busy

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For the love of God, Summer
If you want me to stop,

you'd better tell me right now

[moaned]

Yeah

[moaned]

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Wake up, Summer

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- That's a mistake
- That was not a mistake

It was. Stupid!

Is this something that you do?
You'd go psycho after you fuck someone

I don't fuck people and I'm not a psycho
I just don't want to

- cuddle with my co-star
- Co-star?

- Pretty high on yourself, aren't you?
- Oh, you really are

an asshole

Summer, am I missing something?

- Did I do something to piss you off?
- Yeah, you're married

My wife fucked half of Hollywood while

- we were married
- Oh, that's what marriage is to you too

She cheats so you cheat?
Everyone goes away

happy and even?

I never from the day
I met Nadia, kissed

another woman,
slept with another woman

Not until she served me divorced papers

Now there's a long list of my name on

top of her

Please leave, Cole

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- God sent his Son so we might-
- What? Now? I'm sorry

Sunday. Only Yankees
would think that

would be an appropriate time to thrust

themselves into our lives

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- Come on
- Summer, I imagine you're ready

for your big day tomorrow

- Don't you mind them, honey
- I don't. I just don't

feel great

You're probably going to help me anyway

- I'm an idiot
- You're not an idiot

- No, I'm an idiot
- You're not gonna get pregnant, are you?

Because that would make you an idiot

- No. I have a morning-after pill
- You bagged a movie star. You should be

bragging on Twitter and
throwing a fucking party

- Seriously, Ben. How much if I did mess this up?
- By screwing your co-star?

Honey, you wouldn't be Hollywood if you

didn't bang a co-star at some point

It's nothing
Don't let it affect your performance?

- I won't
- It's a good thing

my character hates it and we started

filming more now
I just want to get this movie

out the way and leave town
Forget my past and forget Cole

Masten

- When do you leave?
- A few days. No more beer

Now let's bring you into the 21st century

and get you a cell phone

Cocky tried to crow this morning

I was in the kitchen when
I heard him in the yard

First, I thought it was hurt

I know I've heard it when they learn it

- Takes him a while to figure it out
- Yeah

It was pathetic

- I was embarrassed for him
- Oh, he'll learn

And when he does, he'll do it
all hours of the day

Not just at dawn like in the movies

Gotta love Hollywood, right?

Do you need something?

- Are we good?
- Stay out of my way and we'll be just fine

- I don't chase, Summer
- This is not a game!

I'm not saying one thing
and meaning another

- Leave me alone
- I was wrong about you

You're a terrible actress

It's my money, and I think
I know how I want to spend it

Honey, you don't want
to invest in refreshments

Let the boys

downtown give you a
Certificate of Deposit

for that money

Or bonds. Bonds are a
great safe place for

your little inheritance to sit

Don't talk down to me
If I wanted to let my money

and smoke it like your cheap cigars,

I'll do so. I believe in this product,

just as much as you and all the other

investors. I want in

Thank you, Mr. Mitchell

Some of the investors aren't wild about

having a woman on board, Miss Pinkerton

And what would your
opinion be on the matter?

I love women. Then again,
you already knew that,

- didn't you, Ms. Pinkerton?
- I have no idea

what you're talking about, Mr. Mitchell

- Don't touch me!
- I'm sorry, Country. I thought you liked it

when I touched you

- CUT! What the fuck was that?
- Ask your golden boy here

He put condoms in my suitcase

Is that too racy for you Southern belles?

Relax, Summer. It's a prank

Stop it, you two!

I did not sign on to referee
Let's wrap for today

- It's fine. It's funny
- Look at her

- So did we get it?
- I think so, despite your best efforts

She needed her feathers ruffled a little

She's getting too tense

It's my money and I think I know
how I want to spend it - Honey,

you don't want to invest in refreshments
Let the boys

downtown give you a Certificate
of Deposit for that money

Or bonds. Bonds are a great, a safe
place for your little inheritance to sit

Don't talk down to me. If I
wanted to light my money and smoke it

like your cheap cigars, I'll do so
But I believe

in this product just as much as you

or any of the other investors
And I want in

- Thank you, Mr. Mitchell
- It's good. Beauty changes when she's mad

Another reason to push her buttons

- Do want to show him the other cut?
- Yeah, roll it

- What? What cut?
- I have no idea what

you're talking about, Mr. Mitchell

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- So?
- What's the purpose of that cut?

It's hot

I mean, I've got a hard-on just from

watching it. Look, Mr. Masten,

The other stuff is good but
this stuff has emotion

It's got heat
You two look like you're

moments away from banging right there on

the desk

He's right. I hate like hell to say it,

- but he's right
- We can't use this. It's too-

Real? Ida and Royce hate each other
That?s

already in there
But if we can use that

hatred to make sexual tension, it'll

bring up a whole other
element into the film

And it would bring in the female viewers

who, right now, we have no draw on,

other than your pretty mug

- She would never go for it
- Since when does that matter?

She doesn't have script approval

Okay, let's do it

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- Hi, Gus
- Hey, Summer

- Is that Cocky?
- Friendly thing. You know, I heard Cole Masten keeps him in the house

Yeah?

- Where'd you hear that?
- Around. Drove him here

this morning in his truck

Good morning. I've put the

- Sides and updated Call sheet in here
- Great

Thank you

There is a new scene so you want to

- review it before your call time
- Okay

There's a kiss
There is no love story

between Ida and Royce
I have read the book

- Three times
- I saw that in the damn book

It's the movie. Writers are adding

the excitement. If you're
in the business, you know

- It's normal
- You know I've read the script

Ida and Royce hate each
Why would Royce suddenly

pushes Ida against the file cabinet

and kisses her passionately
It is stupid

The passion from their hatred will make

- it hotter
- No, it doesn't make it hotter

It makes it stupid
I swear if he kisses me

- I'll be losing
- Yes you will. You'll

- fall apart under my mouth, baby
- Please

Don't flatter yourself
I don't even like you

Stupid side!

Well, that went well - What did you expect?
We threw this on her without warning

I told you. We should meet with
her this morning go over

the changes to prepare her
But no,

you wanted to dump it on her via call

- sheets and sides
- Dump it on her. I was one of the

hottest man alive last year

It's not like she has to
mentally adjust to a war camp

How hard can it be to kiss me?

It's actually three kisses and a grope

- I'll go talk to her
- No! With my luck,

you two would make up and any
authenticity to the scene

will disappear
Just stay away from her

Cole! Cole!

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- I want blue
- Red is punchy

Red looks iconic. Red is patriotic

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All right, yes! Come on
Come on, people. Time is money

- Yeah?
- I need in California tomorrow morning. You've been

summoned It's an initial play

mediation. I've arranged
it with your director

Shoot your scene then get you ass

- to LA
- Good

- This is stupid
- What's the problem, Summer?

Royce gives Ida a car,
and in return, she kisses him

It's a peace offering

I would never accept a car
She certainly

wouldn't be jumping up and down doing

this whole pathetic routine,
you guys,

- have all these screwed
- It's not

pathetic

It's how women in the forties acted

You have to realize she's a divorced woman

looking for a man
Royce is giving her a

very generous gift,
and when she hugs him

in gratitude,
he goes in for the kiss

- It's logical
- It is logical if she's a woman

sits at home all day knitting
It is not

logical for Ida Pinkerton,
one of the

- Original 67. Am I the only one that read the book?
- Script aren't the book. It's an adaptation

Summer, I gotta get on a plan in two hours
Please, don't fight me on this

- You're leaving?
- Yeah, I gotta go home, rather, Los

Angeles for the night
My home is under

- the control of my ex
- Are you gonna stay?

That came out wrong

- Nevermind
- I'm at the hotel. I'm meeting with

the lawyers tomorrow about the divorce

Can we just please,
say our lines and get this baby

- wrapped up?
- But it's not real

I don't want to do this
This is not a character

Then ad lib it
Just like you did in the office

But in return I need a kiss

- Yes
- Yes, I know,

painful. Trust me, Country
I'm not looking

- forward anymore than you are
- Liar

Yes, baby. And so are you

- Let's roll
- Lock it down

Do you mind watching Cocky
for me while I'm gone?

- Of cource
- Just don't want him to be alone

I could take him over to my place

- Or I'm cooking over yours
- Yeah, if you don't mind

That's better for Cocky

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And, action!

Well, Miss Pinkerton,
what do you think?

Very impressive

Do you decorate all your new cars,
Mr. Mitchell

- It's for you
- Me?

- Yes. It's red
- I'm a woman, Mr. Mitchell

- Not colourblind
- You are also not very

appreciative. It's soda
bottle beer. I had

a dealership mix the colour just for you

How very generous of you
Where's my car?

- This is your new car
- I'm not deaf, colourblind,

or stupid
I can see that the car is red

However, you are of some misunderstanding

that I would be happy to accept this

from you
Well, indeed. That is my

misunderstanding, Miss Pinkerton
But I'm glad

that for once today we are on the

same page

- Where's my car? The black Ford
- Well, I'm not

- entirely sure
- Could you focus at the matter

- at hand
- Get it back

- You don't want it back
- You don't know what I want

I know you want this

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I mean what I said,

- Mr. Mitchell
- About what?

- I don't want it
- And us?

I don't want the car and I'd
appreciated it if you got mine back

Understood, Miss Pinkerton

Enjoy your long walk home

And cut!

Great job. Go catch your plane

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Hey, it's Cole
Just wanna check and see if

- your new cell phone's working
- It's working

Summer?

- Mm-hmm?
- Did you just fall asleep?

- Uh-huh
- Do you know how many girls would kill

for me to call them? Studios run

giveaways and shit like this all the time,

- and million's girls would sign up
- Girls. Not women

You know I used to want a belly button ring

I am NOT a belly button ring
Where are you right now?

- Which room?
- Yours. I hope that's okay

What are you wearing?

- Cole Masten, I am not doing this with you
- I am asking purely out of

concern for cocky
He's never seen a

naked woman before. I worry about his

poultry hormones - Poultry hormones
Cocky's just fine I'm not naked

I'm wearing an underwear

- And a tank top?
- No

I was hot and I'm going to sleep

- No, you shouldn't
- Uh, this is wrong

Summer, I am a rock
hard and all I can think

about is you in my bed. Please, don't

torture me by hanging up the phone

- You're thinking of me?
- I've been thinking about you all day

I wish you're here so you can reach over and feel me right
now - I've never done this before and I don't know what to say

You don't have to say anything just touch
yourself. Have you ever touched yourself before?

Oh, yes. I've been single for 3 years
I can cum myself to orgasm pretty quickly

I want to be with you so bad

I wish it didn't end so quickly
I've thought about it all the time

- You have?
- Yeah

Tomorrow night, stay at my house The minute I get off that plane, I'll
drive there, and I will pin you down on my bed and I'll worship you

And I won't let you up until my mouth imprinted on
your mind and your taste is my middle fucking name

- It's for the movie
- No. This is different

I've known you for 13 years

- And how serious are you about her?
- Serious? She's my co-star

Please. Nadia's team

breathing down my neck, and that

Rottweiler of an attorney you tied me to

threatening my nuts in a jar if I so

much as unzip my pants

What is this?
Some sort of rebound or-

- I wouldn't do that to her
- To Summer?

Fuck me. Are you in love?

The mediation is starting soon
We should go

Well, who let you in? This is

- supposed to be a private cafe
- Get the fuck out of here

And let me talk to my client alone

Let's just go outside and make sure no one

- gets in here
- Okay

I really don't want to listen
to one of your lectures today

Mm-mhmm

Was your assistant correct?
I mean if it

is something else and just let me know

We can attack it from a different side

What are you talking about?

Walk

I've been told to stay away
from someone before

Made me chase her down like she

was some kind of wounded gazelle

- She ended up being my soulmate
- So now you're saying

- that I can date her?
- I'm saying that I need

to know what's going on so I can control

the media
More importantly, the judge

and Nadia's take on it
I can't do my job

- if you're keeping things from me
- Honestly,

I don't know what's
going on with this girl?

That's the truth

Cole will get the boat, plane,
the Montana ranch

in the Fortune Bottle
Nadia will get the California

and Hawaii real estate
All bank accounts

will go to their respective owners with

joint accounts split evenly
Nadia do you agree

with the basics of this agreement?

I suppose so, yes
Cole, do you agree with the

- basics of this agreement?
- I do

Now, if you'll excuse me
I have to get back to set

Shooting a movie with a no-name and nobody

I guess I did hurt you more than imagined

Best of luck to you, Nadia

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I can't do this

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Summer! Summer!

Miss Pinkerton, it seems to me that
you have a bit of an attitude problem

Coming to my office telling me

how to run my business isn't quite how

we do business here at Quincy, is it?

I must tell you after every time you've

been in here, I've felt, oh-this is

bullshit!
Learn your marks and stay on them

You've changed your marks five

times in the past two hours. If you make

up your mind. It won't be a problem

You touch me again,
I'll put you in your mark

- and hold you there
- Cut! Okay, Summer,

Cole, Let's, uh, let's take five
Brecken, not now

We're filming. Press issues can wait

- No. No. This cannot wait
- What's the problem?

It's not with you. It was Summer

How did I not know this?
How did we not know this?

We didn't think we needed to do a full

workup on her. I mean, look at her

We ran background criminal, porn searches-

did the blood work. Everything came back

- clean
- It wasn't a big deal. It was a long

- time ago
- So this is something you

- already know about?
- My Rehearsal Dinner?

No. The Rehearsal Dinner from Hell!

- Why didn't you tell us about this?
- Clear the room

I need to speak to Summer alone

You should have told us
We can control

something that we know about
This, we can't

control. Right now,
every tabloid in America

has somebody getting it on a plane

to Quincy
When they get here, they're

gonna find every single friend of yours,

and every Chatty Cathy and talk to them

- I don't care
- You will care. You may not care

right at this very second but trust me

- you will care
- I have been an outcast in this

town for three years
You think I care

about what some soccer
mom in Nebraska thinks

- of me
- It's not just soccer moms

in Nebraska
It's everyone in the industry

You know what I think,
this industry is bullshit

It's the one-off thing for me
After this, I'm leaving

You get a lead role in a feature film,

and you're just gonna disappear?

Yeah

You're not like any other
woman I have ever met

Thank you

Whether you value your reputation or not

you need to talk to Brecken
Let her do her thing

You may have to go on a couple of talk show

Just tell your side of story

No. I don't want to talk about it

You don't want to talk about it on camera

or you don't want to talk to me?

How do you care?

I need to know if I should have
ambulances on speed dial for my crew

I'll be worried about the crew

I'd be more worried about yourself,
Mr. Masten

Don't do that

Don't call me that. Not here

Then where, Mr. Masten?

I'm not playing this game with you
I showed up for the house last night

with an erection the size of Texas

- And you weren't there
- I'm here right now

Not here
I did a half-ass job with you

the last time
I'm not gonna make that mistake again

And I do care, Summer. Just stop

pushing me away
You could use a friend right now

A friend?

Will you stop hating me for
just 10 minutes and let me-

I don't hate you

You liked me?
It terrifies me

Perhaps, you and I more
similar than I thought

We both react, rather, passionately to

betrayal
I did try to kill a man with a

- porcelain elephant
- [Chuckles]

Tell me what happened

It's crazy. What I did that night?

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Three days before my wedding, I found out

my fianc?e was sleeping with
my maid of honour

Turns out I was just about the
last person in town to find out

Should have called off the wedding

But I didn't

If a kid, or stupid adult or an animal
eats something that they shouldn't,

they feed them Ipecac

Oh, it caused a violent vomiting
spell that got out all the nasty

So it was very easy to set up

The restaurant was serving cr?me brulee

for dessert, topped
with a medley of berries

I like to say I hesitated
but that'd be a lie

Two days of pent up anger, 126501:40:23,
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conversation with false friends

It all pushed me to my actions

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It was evil what I did
In front of everyone

Especially Quincy where appearances matter

The town never forgave me

That was my last moment of glory
and the Quincy sun

You don't need them

I know I don't

And that is why I'm taking
my money starting a new life

That's why you asked about
the money right away

Get out of here

One of the most appealing things
about you, Country

Means your freedom
I was infuriating as it has been

You always say and act I feel

I want to propose something
It's Friday night,

We don't have to work tomorrow

Spend the night with me and for the next

24 hours,

no fighting. Just us together

Okay

Cole! Summer! We need to deal with it!

Tonight. My place. I'll handle this

You came

Yeah

I brought condoms

I have condoms. Thank you

Where is your bag?

I didn't bring mine. I thought-

You're staying the night

Are you hungry?
I grilled up some steaks

- Steaks?
- We don't have to-

No. No, steaks are great

Yeah. I can make some sides

Do you like okra?

Never had okra

Oh, you're in for a treat. City boy

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She definitely seems to recognize
me when I take her treat

When I ask the feed store about the treats,

I got laughed out of there

You just leave these
Girls come on Monday

Monday? It is Friday

I'm not leaving a sink full of dirty dishes

Let's just clear the food off and

set the plates down on the counter

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Focus

How do you think this
thing's going between us?

Cole

Come here

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I've been dreaming of this
moment for two months

Summer. Summer

I want dessert, City boy

And you for dessert

I want something sweet

You taste sweet

I want chocolate and whipped cream

[Laughter]

I think Cocky wants to go out

Chocolate?

You're incredible, Summer

Scott just got scared of your beauty
Your strength

And that incredible fucking mouth of yours

I think he felt insecure so he choses
a woman that he felt superior to

I just won't ever cheated on you

Cole, I see you

My God, you put up a lot of layers
of assholes just to keep people out

But I see the real you

It's not an asshole. It's me

No, this. This is you

Perfect

I love this you

And I love your asshole self too

I think I'm addicted

I haven't been able to stop thinking about
your system the moment you open your door

I've been thinking about this

These

But most of all I'm addicted to you

And I can't stop

I don't think I can ever stop

Ready for Brecken's lesson to use?

No

First rule of Hollywood, babe

The gods don't ask permission
Be yourself and don't forget to smile

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I'm assuming, since you've
squatted yourself

on this personal property,
that you know

this beautiful woman beside me

But what you don't know is that she's mine

And if you fuck with her you fuck with me

And if I'm ever so lucky, ask

her to marry me, everyone here is invited

We'll be serving cr?me brulee
so make sure you eat up

A joke, babe

Except for the marriage part
because I love you

Well, look at all these visitors

Y'all hungry for some tea and biscuits?

Cuz Imma bring some out lickety-split

And you're in this huge movie now
You're just-

Everything seems so-Good luck

I'll see you at the Oscar
this year For sure - Thank you

Thank you so much. I love you
It's Hollywood

They're great. They're great

Did you hear The Fortune Bottle is up

for several awards including Best Picture?

Summer made that movie what it is

- Mm-hmm
- Oh I ran into Shelly and she said

she think Scott and Bobbie Jo are

getting a divorce

I wouldn't be surprised if he

cheated on her just like he did to our

poor Summer

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