Holjuki dungdungi nonsan honryeonsoe gada (1959) - full transcript
A dry-bones and a fatty
go to the Nonsan training station.
Starring.
Trainee Dry-bones: Yang Seok-cheon
Trainee Fatty: Yang Hun.
Dry-bones' lover: Eun-ju
Jo Mi-ryeong.
Fatty's lover Ok-hwa Jo Deok-ja
(new actress)...
Major general: Kim Seung-ho
Company commander: Kim Jin-kyu Master.
Sergent: Ku Yoon Il-bong.
Fatty's mother: Jeong Ae-ran
Head of a dong: JoDeok-seong.
Women in town:
Kim Jeong-ok, Park Ok-Cho.
P.X. owner Gyeong Yun-su
Daughter Shin Mi-mi
Yang Han-Yong Ji Yong-Nam
Kwak Cheol-ho Kim Yeong-jun.
Ko Byung-Du Shim Yeon,
Jung Sang-kyu Jo Hyang
Kim Seok-Jin Lee Chang-sik
Won Jong-il Kim Il
Kim Han-yeong Lee Seong-il Han Mu-su
Jeon Ye-chul Nam Sang-baek Kang Cheol
Kwon Ju-hwan Gong Si-Hun,
Soldier Kim Myeong-won.
Guest appearance: Entertainment
team New York Show Band.
House band Tongil Band
Band leader Park Chun-sik.
Director Kim Hwa-rang.
Yes, it's the time when the communist
attack is becoming severe every day.
Our people should unite even more
and fight with the communist force
till the end,
where they try to destroy world peace
and spread their system
to trample on humanity.
And with the Korean War,
our country is trying
even more to enforce our army.
It's an honor of our town
to send away these two young men.
We have a precious gift for them.
These are flags
that we've made ourselves.
Thank you.
There's nothing more we can ask for
if our sincere heart in this flag
can protect your health.
Thank you.
Oh, mother.
This is Eun-ju who will
take care of you while I'm away.
Mother, you must be happy.
Indeed I am. So grateful
for everybody's support.
Try to quit drinking and don't get into
a fight when you go to Nonsan.
I'm going there to learn
how to fight though. I should fight.
A war is to save a country
but fighting can ruin the society.
Okay.
Then let's give three cheers
for the two men.
Wait a moment.
For a holy day like today,
let us start off.
Go ahead.
Everyone,
please cheer for the two men.
- Dry bones.
- Fatty.
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Is this broken?
No need to weigh again.
Can't be too light as a dry-bones
and can't be too heavy as a fatty.
Even one's fingers are all different.
How many people in the world
have the same height and weight?
We're just following the policy.
We can't accept you two.
Oh come on.
Get out of the way!
Oh my, if we met in Myeongdong,
we would have gone for a drink.
Are you making fun of me now?
What're you going to do now
that you stand up?
What is this?
What's all the fuss?
These guys are not following
my orders.
Hey, watch your words.
Who are you guys?
Hello.
I'll tell you in detail.
I'm fat and my friend here is skinny.
And they say I'm overweight
and he is underweight.
Yes, that's right.
Try once again.
Yes.
And you now.
Yes.
The scale is broken, right?
It's not about the scale
but you don't have weight.
So what I wanted to say was
your spirit should be
more important than your weight.
Wouldn't a strong spirit be enough
to beat up our enemy?
And even if you're overweight...
...to stop the bullets
coming from the enemy...
...you would need a body
strong as a steel, okay?
Okay, go there and wait.
- Okay.
- Okay.
How much do we have to wait?
Next is Dry-bones and Fatty.
- Yes.
- Did we pass?
Hey, this way.
You're here.
First grade pass for Dry-bones.
Same for Fatty!
Who said you've passed as first grade?
What?
Then what?
You've failed.
Hey bro, oh no, general.
For what we see,
we have no issues for fighting.
What do you mean fight?
This is not the first-line troop.
I know. This is the Honam line.
This is not the place for jokes.
Actually,
we're not trying to join
the army to make jokes.
You should understand
we've risked our lives to get in.
If we fail at the physical exam,
that would be a life failure.
A looser.
Please don't let
the fire of patriotism go off.
Where else can lousy men
who can't even join the army
be used?
Pleading like that
won't work in the army.
Then did we fail for good?
I guess our life is doomed.
But looking at your spirits.
You two have passed
as third grade but not first grade.
Then we're in?
Oh, bro!
- This is great!
- Wow, this is great!
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
We used to be hot in Myeongdong.
I know we're at Nonsan...
...but these unfitting clothes
are nonsense.
Damn it, I can't even breathe.
You're really out of style.
Hey.
Hey, let's go and talk
to the company commander.
If not him,
then let's go to major general.
If not the major general...
...maybe the chief of staff
or even the secretary of defense.
- Yes, let's say what we have to say.
- Yes.
I can do that.
Hello.
15th Training Company.
Salute!
Trainee Dry-bones have
a business to take care of.
Same here for trainee Fatty.
What's wrong with your clothes?
We're actually here
to ask you about the clothes.
These are not training clothes.
They're not-for-training clothes.
Do you guys know where you are?
It's the military.
Of course we know.
Why don't you act like a soldier
if you know?
We do want to act like one
but this doesn't let our body move.
First, this is suffocating.
Are you guys fools not to know
that you're wearing each other's clothes?
What?
Oh, that's right.
- No wonder this is so big.
- No wonder this is so small.
You guys get it now?
Yes sir, we've realized
that you are right.
Dry-bones and Fatty
are done with our business.
Salute!
What did I say?
Didn't I say that was mine?
What?
It's my fault?
You're the one who gave this to me.
Take it off. Let's switch.
Here?
Stop talking and take it off.
Okay.
What are you guys doing there?
We're changing our clothes.
Just as it seems.
We'll get going.
Oh my.
Excuse us.
For 8 weeks from now on.
For 48 days if you count the days.
For 1,152 hours
if you count the hours,
I'm the first sergeant
to share your pleasures and pains.
Ask me if there's something
you want to know.
And let me know
if there's anything bothers you. Okay?
Yes!
And...
Come on. Hurry.
Hurry!
Who are you guys?
It's him and me as you see.
What?
Is that how you
answer in the military?
Yes, I'm Dry-bones.
And I'm Fatty.
Go to your seats.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Can you move your leg?
It's because you're fat.
Go around there.
What are you doing?
Go to your seats and sit down.
Fatty tripped on the leg
since he's fat.
I'm sorry.
Sit down now.
Be quiet.
And one more thing.
How come his father
is so same as Fatty?
If he doesn't have a beard,
I can't distinguish between the two.
Oh, this seems to be
Dry-bone's young days.
Yes, it is.
Let me tell you.
Dry-bones' family was very rich.
But they were bankrupt
after the Korean War.
And then he became alone
without parents or siblings.
So was he close with Fatty
from when he was young?
Not just close
but they were like brothers.
It's already the time.
I know.
I heard they learn drinking
when they join the army.
I guess it's going to be
tough for them.
I'm worried about Fatty
for his fat body.
Mother, I'll go for the broadcasting.
Oh, mother.
Tonight's show is about the army
so the trainees should listen too.
Do you think they're
going to stay up to listen?
It's at eight thirty
so I guess they'll be up.
- Bye.
- Bye.
I thought many times
but it seems like Dry-bones
and Fatty can't do regular training.
So just have them finish
the basic trainings...
...and let them do things
like making meals.
Okay.
And if you find positive things about them,
they can work on that too.
Yes, sir.
Salute.
Attention.
How does your military uniform feel?
It's great.
I know.
Everyone feels confident when they
first wear the military uniform.
Oh, sergeant.
What?
If you have some time tonight,
how about drink some beer with us?
I don't know if I would have time.
I'll wait at the PX tonight.
We can meet there.
I'll meet you there if I have time.
I'll follow your lead
so please take good care of me.
I'll take good care of everyone.
But maybe treat me specially.
Hope to see you tonight.
Okay.
Okay, we're going to meet tonight.
Hey, come lie down.
- This feels great.
- Really?
It's better than
a decent hotel in Myeongdong.
This big boy is making trouble
even in the training station.
What trouble? Me?
This bed is making the trouble.
Should I help you fix it?
You know how to fix?
Yes, I was a carpenter.
What?
Oh really? Then come and fix this.
Hey keep it quiet.
This is not a carpenter's shop.
Is it wrong fixing the broken bed?
Is it wrong to ask you
to be more quiet?
I'm sorry.
Hey, can't you not make
any noise to fix that?
How can I make no noise?
Then go out and fix it.
Hey, you have a problem with that?
Damn you.
- Hey.
- I'm almost done.
Whatever.
You think this place is yours?
What did you say?
Why're you staring at me like that?
What's making you so upset?
You're not going to
scare away anyone with that.
Stop it.
We're one family in this barrack.
We don't have to fight
for such a minor issue.
Hey, you trying to teach someone here?
Oh, sorry.
It's all our fault.
Forgive us, it's my fault.
Be careful next time, okay?
It's because I'm fat.
Stop it.
- Let's go, Dry-bones.
- Let me go!
Come on.
At ease.
We're going to start
the real training from tomorrow.
I'll give some free time today.
Do whatever you want to do.
And another thing.
You guys are free to use the PX
and the activity center.
Hey, let's go for a drink.
You said, you'll be meeting
sergeant Ku here, right?
He said for sure he'll come.
The beer here tastes great.
Hey! Give us 2 more bottles here.
Okay.
This reminds me of Myeongdong.
Beer is always good but it's sad
that we don't have our lovers around.
But you have me and I have you.
- It's the same thing.
- That's right.
Okay then. For our health.
- Bravo.
- Okay, bravo.
Why don't you give me a drink?
Hey, I'm just saying.
We're paying anyways so
why not make it more enjoyable?
Please let the woman there
come over here.
Well, that would be against the rule.
Hey, you'll not like it
if you treat us like that.
I'm sorry.
Then she doesn't have to pour our drinks
but let her bring 2 more bottles.
Okay.
Hurry up.
8:30. It's time
for the military broadcasting.
Today, we have Kim Eun-ju
and Lee Ok-hwa as a special guest.
They'll be singing a song
for the trainees who went to Nonsan.
For the music, we have
Park Chun-seok and his band.
Under the beautiful moonlight.
Holding hands with you.
Looking at the dreaming sky above.
A romantic night whispering love.
Love is beautiful.
Like a flower blooming in the dreams.
Let's sing a sweet love song
I'll just give you so take it.
No, I'll leave it here
and come back often after training.
It's always great to hear her voice.
Where is the voice coming from?
It's from her neck, where else?
No, I think it's coming
from her star-like eyes.
Are you saying
she has a mouth in her eyes?
Shhh!
Hey, this is boring.
Change the channel.
Hey,
turn on some exciting music, gosh.
Under the beautiful moonlight.
Holding hands with you.
Looking at the dreaming sky above.
A romantic night whispering love.
Love is beautiful.
Like a flower blooming in the dreams.
Let's sing a sweet love song.
This night where
moonlights go to sleep...
...Kim Eun-ju
and Lee Ok-hwa's song is over...
- ...and now we'll bring you a march music.
- This is nice.
Oh god, let me continue
to have this feeling forever!
Who is it?
Hey.
What's wrong with this bed?
- Hey, Fatty.
- Why? What's up?
Why do we have this marching music
in our room?
What?
From when did our room
change like this?
Hey, that trumpet...
Hey.
Hey, do you know where you're at?
Isn't this our room?
Wake up, you bastards.
Don't swear on us.
Would you join us for a drink?
We don't have anything to eat,
but have some drink.
Let's have a drink.
Get out!
Oh come on, just a drink.
I'm sorry.
That was not good.
The buildings look all same
without numbers.
How can we tell it's our barracks?
Hey, I have an idea.
What?
Why don't we write our names
down on our barracks tomorrow?
Great, let's write it big.
But anyways.
What?
Listening to
Eun-ju's nightingale voice...
I don't think I can sleep tonight.
Stop that nonsense
and drink up what we have left.
Okay.
Oh, Eun-ju.
This isn't Eun-ju, it's beer.
One man's fault is everyone's fault.
You should always remember that, okay?
Yes!
Dry-bones and Fatty, come out.
I'm sorry for everything.
I don't have anything to say.
Who said you can go in?
I was just following Dry-bones.
Who said you can go in then?
Fatty was following
so I was just going ahead.
Yes!
Dry-bones, you'll be posted
at the military band room, okay?
Yes, thank you.
Thank you, sergeant.
Sorry to everyone.
Salute!
As you were.
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
Right shoulder arms!
To the rear, march!
To the rear, march!
There's no letter
from Ok-hwa and Eun-ju.
Maybe they changed their mind
while we weren't around?
This is too weird.
They must have changed.
How can they not send us any letter?
Hey, if Eun-ju
had changed her mind, I'll...
Come on. You such a...
Hey, why're you crying like a child?
Don't be a loser.
Laugh.
Come on, mother.
You got his name 'Fatty' wrong.
Oh, right.
So this is how you write Fatty.
Okay, it's good now.
Well I don't know if it's
a letter or a picture.
Oh, mother.
It's been a month already. What if
they're angry for not getting any letter?
I'm sure they'll be okay
once they see my letter. Don't worry.
Mother's letter and our letters
are different though.
I said I'll be sending
a letter with my own handwriting soon.
You don't have to worry.
They would not know
what's going on here.
That's possible.
Even if they misunderstand,
if they see this letter
they'll praise what you did.
They wouldn't imagine
I'm learning handwriting from you two.
Now finish the letter and send them.
You really learned very quickly.
I learned so fast because
of the passionate teachers.
Then go on with the letter.
We'll be practicing our song.
Okay.
If everyone do their assigned jobs
so well like this...
...our nation's unification
is not far away.
You sound smart today.
You think I was a fool then?
Hey, what kind of salute is that?
I did that because two officers
were coming from both sides.
Why don't you salute separately?
Since both of you
are second lieutenant...
I didn't know where to salute
first so I tried to be fair.
- Be careful from now on.
- Okay sir.
Can I go now?
- Go ahead.
- Okay.
Salute!
You think I'm a fool?
Hey, I'll be at the meeting room
for a while.
Take care of my jacket and my helmet.
Yes, sir.
I have the physique of a general.
Come in.
Second Lieutenant Choi Man-bok.
I had something to discuss.
Hey, wait a while.
Yes, sir.
Go to the meeting room...
Oh no,
you can't go to the meeting room.
Go wait at the P.X.
The P.X. is not open yet.
It's an order.
Tell them to open now.
Yes, sir.
Dry-bones.
What's wrong with you, you fool?
You're worse than Fatty all the time.
This is exciting!
This is cool.
Feels so good.
What brings you here?
Why aren't you reporting?
I finished taking care of
the jacket and helmet.
I understand
that you want to try them.
You should try hard
to become a general.
Okay, I will.
There's nothing you can't do
if you try hard.
My heart is beating and my legs are
shivering. Let me go out for a while.
Okay.
Salute!
Hey, Dry-bones.
Where're you going?
Hey, it's an exciting day today.
What's so exciting?
Listen to me. You know what?
The lieutenants were saluting at me.
What? Why?
I've become a major general.
It was so funny.
Hey, hey!
Did you eat something wrong?
You think I'm lying? Gosh.
Salute!
How did you become a major general?
Well, actually...
So what happened?
Hey, hey!
Carry on, carry on.
We're practicing how to salute.
I guess this is good enough, right?
Hey, I think I'll go crazy
hanging around with you.
I'm better than you.
What is this?
Everyone else is on combat training
and you're washing socks?
Gosh!
Like what the instructor told us,
you should first identify a target.
And pull the trigger
with determination, okay?
Yes!
Hey, shouldn't one of us
go to the shooting match or boxing?
Don't even think about boxing.
Everyone says there's
no one who can beat Fatty.
Damn, if it was just a fight,
Fatty would have been
a piece of cake for me.
- Of course!
- Why not?
Who is chatting during training?
Who is it, huh?
Trainee Yang,
why aren't you answering?
Cheating is the worst thing
in the military.
Now tell me.
Okay, it's right here.
Is it trainee Won?
- Yes.
- And who?
It was me and trainee Jung.
Three of you come out.
Come to me after the training.
Yes.
I'll not let Yang go away with this.
Hello?
Anyone in there?
Who is it?
- Oh, hello.
- You were here.
Oh, welcome.
What's up? What brings you here?
It's nothing special.
Come up.
Let's go.
Sit down.
Were you sick?
Haven't seen you for a while.
I'm not sick but actually doing great.
I'm even gaining weight.
Take some cigarette.
Oh really?
We shouldn't have worried then.
Why worry?
Because we couldn't see you at all
after Fatty joined the army...
...and your lights were up
till late night.
There were lots of rumors in town.
Come on, nothing's wrong.
That's what I'm saying.
There were weird rumors like
you're in somatization disorder
after Fatty joined the army.
Nonsense. It's a good thing
that your son joined army.
Why would one worry?
I know.
I guess people who worry
doesn't have any other things to do.
So, did they want you to visit?
It's not them.
We just dropped by out of curiosity.
Oh, come on.
You were the one who came to me
and pushed me to visit.
That was a bolt from the blue.
So you're saying
I was instigating you to visit?
Oh, so you're saying you didn't?
You're trying to blame it all on me?
So, you didn't?
- I asked you to go?
- You didn't?
- When did I say that?
- So you didn't?
- You didn't?
- Why're you blaming on me?
- You didn't?
- I asked you?
You came to me and asked to visit her.
This is crazy.
Well, whoever asked,
you're welcome.
Actually,
the reason I didn't go out...
...was because
I was studying to write a letter.
Why didn't you ask the women
to write the letter?
I thought it would be better
if I write it myself.
Here, take a look.
I've written this much.
Oh, it's a long letter.
Dear Fatty.
After you joined the army,
I'm doing great without any worries.
Eating well and sleeping well.
That's not eating well,
it's doing well.
Doing well is eating well.
But the words are different.
The words are different
but the meaning is same.
How can they be same?
- How can they not?
- They're not same.
Geez, you picking on me again?
- What the...
- You want to a piece of me?
Come on, you two are fighting again.
Stop it.
Oh, hi.
Hello.
You two are so pretty.
- How can you be so pretty?
- Staring that chat again.
Hey, it's like flowers blooming
at your house.
- You're so lucky.
- Hey.
- Let's stop chatting and leave.
- Can't you see I'm leaving?
Such pretty girls. Bye then.
Take care, bye.
- Bye.
- Bye then.
I'll get going.
You're so chatty today.
Here, mother.
What is this?
Today was a payday.
So we've made some clothes for you.
Hope you like it.
Oh my, thank you.
Why're you sitting over there?
Come here.
Oh, come on here.
Come on, okay?
We should have
written the letter first.
You don't have to worry about that.
What if there's a misunderstanding
and he changes his mind.
Don't worry, he's a big boy.
And very understanding,
so don't worry about that.
Why so plaintive all of a sudden?
Listen. How can I not be angry?
Do you know what she first said to me?
"Mr. Fatty."
"I would be so happy
if I were to get married to you."
Then she showed off all her charms
and now, not even a letter?
Well, that's same for me.
Get some sleep.
- Dry-bones.
- Why?
My stomach. Let's go to
the restroom together.
Why all of a sudden?
Seems like I got indigestion
from the anger.
You did eat a lot with such anger.
I have to eat when I'm angry.
Or else I'd be angrier.
Nice excuse, huh?
You have to make men worry
once in a while.
You shouldn't be
too tied up on them,
and also you don't leave them alone
for too long.
Then what should we do, mother?
Feels like I'll lose him.
Just leave it up to me.
I know much better about them
than you two.
We'll just believe in you then.
I said not to worry.
Who is it?
It's trainee Dry-bones.
Why're you standing there?
That's because
trainee Fatty is inside.
Why're you standing there
if Fatty is inside?
We've sworn to be together
all the time.
I like that mind.
I think so too.
All three of us have the same thought.
Put your hand down.
- Put your hand down.
- Okay.
Gosh.
Hurry up.
The moonlight is
particularly bright tonight, mother.
I can remember clearly
what you told me...
...on the night when you took me
to hills to watch the moon.
Grow up and become a great man.
Look, mother.
Me in my military uniform.
Why couldn't you have lived longer?
Mother. Mother.
- Hey.
- What?
Come here.
Why did you want to see me?
This is it!
Eat this!
This is what you get
if you behave like that.
Get down, you bastard.
If you tell anyone about this,
you'll be dead, huh?
Hey, isn't that Yang?
What happened?
Did you fight with someone?
Oh, you have blood.
What happened?
Who hit you? Did you hit him?
What the...
Who hit you? Speak up.
Leave me alone.
Let's go in.
Oh, what a silly.
Why did you let them hit you?
- Gosh.
- Oh god.
Leave me, I'm okay.
What's wrong?
Hey, what happened?
Why he's not talking?
There's a wound in his face.
Let's go
and report to the first sergeant.
We don't have to report.
We can handle this ourselves.
Hey, let's go get some sleep.
How can you sleep after all this?
Right, I guess I can't sleep.
Take Yang to the medical office
and others go to sleep.
What? I know who hit him.
- So what?
- What?
Why're you fighting?
I'm okay.
We're all brothers.
Let's not fight with each other.
Mother, mother.
I should write let's break up, right?
That's right.
Make it clean and simple.
Don't have to meet her ever again.
Show her what a man's decision means.
Hurry up. Gosh.
Don't hurry too much.
Who knows she will come visit you today?
Come visit?
They didn't even write a letter.
You think they'll visit?
So how can a man
thinking about his lover...
...participate in a war
for the country?
Okay then.
There's no need to leave
your feelings for woman.
She'll cry out loud
reading this letter.
I guess not just crying.
Dry-bones, it's a misunderstanding.
I don't want to break up at all.
Our love will be forever.
You bitch.
Just slap her like this.
Damn.
Slicker.
Let's go.
Military mail.
We'll fall in love together
and dump them together too.
You and I are one soul.
Let's put it in together.
No, you suggested
to write this letter, right?
So you go first.
What? Okay then.
I guess they'll feel bad
when they get this.
Of course. They'll regret a lot.
This is the last.
So this would be a farewell letter.
How about you go first?
What? You want me to break up alone?
No, I'll break up eventually too.
Hey,
a man's word is as good as a bond.
Aren't you a man?
We're brave soldiers.
If we make a decision, we go for it.
Send it or not. Send it or not.
Such a coward.
Okay.
Then we'll break up together.
Okay.
Dry-bones and Fatty!
You have visitors from home.
Go to the visitor office.
Wow, that was close.
What did I say?
I told you
there might be some visitors.
No wonder I didn't want to
put the letter in.
We're good now.
Let's tear it up now.
- Torn!
- Let's go.
Let's go.
We're full even if we don't eat.
Great, sit down.
- Okay.
- Come on.
Ma'am, could you sit a little closer?
It doesn't matter how I'm taken.
Please make sure the baby
and the father look great.
Don't worry.
How is it? Before joining the army.
I'm doing great.
I've become very healthy.
I'm thankful.
Eat some more.
I've had enough.
- Have some more.
- Okay.
Hey.
Mom.
Ma'am.
How have you guys been?
We're doing great. Look at us.
Salute to the mother.
You seem to have gained weight.
Sit down, mother.
Come sit here, Dry-bones.
Did you come alone?
Can't I come alone?
I guess your family will visit too.
I don't have any family
so there's no one to visit.
Then let's go with me and eat.
You must be lonely
but don't let yourself down.
A man should not show tears
to other people.
Let's eat.
Why aren't you eating?
Why not?
How would I feel if you don't eat
what I've prepared?
Whatever.
You eat first, Fatty.
This is great.
You like it?
You should eat too.
Do you like it?
It's amazing.
- Come on.
- I shouldn't be eating.
But I'm only eating
since you prepared so much.
Okay okay. Eat them all.
Here you go.
Oh god.
Come on.
What are you doing here
on such an exciting day?
What's so exciting?
Why not?
The entertainment team is visiting.
We're going to see a great show today.
I'm not talking about that.
Then what?
Are you thinking about Eun-ju again?
Stop thinking about her.
Think about it.
Not a single letter or a visit.
Are they serious?
That's why I told you
we should just break up.
Then promise me that you wouldn't change
if they cry for you.
For sure.
Okay.
- We've got an issue, guys.
- What's wrong?
Can you guys take some time
before the entertainment team arrives?
How could we?
Hear that cheering.
Do whatever you can.
Hey, let's just go and see.
- Please.
- Come on.
Hello, everyone. You talk.
No you talk.
We're really sorry but there's a delay
for the entertainment team's arrival.
Please hold on for a moment.
Thank you.
Cut it out!
Hey, what should we do?
There's nothing we can do.
Let's sing anything.
Okay, everybody.
We're not very good at singing
but we'll just do it for you all.
Great, great.
So funny, Dry-bones and Fatty.
We meet again here today.
We spread laughter all the time.
What would you want today?
We're always happy.
A great duo, singing with a smile.
Yeonmudae Open Theater.
So funny, Dry-bones and Fatty.
We meet again here today.
We spread laughter all the time.
What would you want today?
We're always happy.
A great duo, singing with a smile.
We could have met
if we arrived a bit earlier.
We'll be able to meet them afterwards.
They would be surprised
if we go up to the stage from the seat.
Hey girl, gathering wild herbs
in the flower basket.
Even if the castor bean,
camellia flower are beautiful.
It can't be more so
than my love that I long for
Ari Ari dong dong
Sri Sri dong dong.
Sing that Arirang humming for me.
Gosh, are you smiling now?
What's wrong with you?
This is not what we've
talked about earlier?
I'm not smiling because I'm happy.
Hey girl, gathering wild herbs.
Even if that smiling doggy...
She sings so well.
You still want to praise her?
It can't be more
than my sincerity of my pray at midnight
Ari Ari dong dong
Sri Sri dong dong.
Hello.
Come in.
Hello.
Say hi. They are the singers
at the broadcasting station who sang today.
Not going to say hi?
Sir, we know them very well.
Oh, do you?
Yes.
Why aren't you talking?
I know you must be angry.
But...
It's not because of the lack
of love or sincerity.
It's all just an excuse.
So you're saying you didn't
have money for a postcard?
You didn't have 20 hwan?
Why're you acting like a dumb?
I guess you still love me.
Go away.
You can't do this to a soldier.
If so, look at this letter.
Your mother wrote it for herself.
My mother?
'I told Eun-ju and Ok-hwa
not to write a letter.'
'Don't take it wrong.'
So my mother wanted to test on us.
- It was all on purpose.
- Yes.
Then why didn't you tell me
from the beginning?
Dry-bones, Dry-bones?
It was a misunderstanding.
Dry-bones, Dry-bones.
- Come here, Fatty.
- He's over there.
Regiment Boxing Tournament
Location: Platoon HQ Open Theater.
You should win.
Win for our regiment.
No worries.
How's your condition, Fatty?
You don't have to worry.
No matter whom it is.
He will knock him down.
Go for it.
No worries
for tomorrow's match, Fatty?
I heard the opponent
is also a great boxer.
No problem at all.
Really?
- Dry-bones.
- What?
- I have an ask for you.
- What is it?
I can't do this.
What?
What are you saying?
He's fat and big
but don't know how to use power.
- It would be embarrassing.
- What's wrong?
Why can't you do it?
You can dodge because you're fast.
But since I'm sluggish,
I'll get into trouble if I get a hit.
I'll be flown all the way to Seoul
if I get a hit.
It would actually be good
if you go all the way to Seoul.
You can meet your lover.
Oh man, stop that.
For you, the opponent would feel sorry
and not hit you like crazy.
You think so?
Of course.
How could he hit someone
who only has bones left?
Actually there's nowhere to hit.
That's right.
Can you please go instead of me?
Then can you keep it as a secret
to Ok-hwa, even if I get hurt?
Of course.
A secret to Eun-ju, too.
Okay.
You shouldn't tell
that you covered for me.
Be quiet for each other.
- Good luck then.
- Don't worry.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
We'll now start the final match
for the Regiment Boxing Tournament.
At the left corner, we have
Kim Han-Yong from the 30th Regiment.
Official weighing 220 pounds.
And in the other corner, there is Dry-bones
from 26th Regiment, who all of you know.
You got it?
Don't worry.
Weighing 70 pound.
Hey, what is that?
Look at his fearsome figure.
- I'm not doing this.
- It's just a figure. They're all fat.
I'm not doing this.
You can't quit now.
What can I do then?
He'll beat me up into powder.
It's okay.
He should feel sympathy for you.
There's no sympathy in fighting.
Hey, where's to hit
an anchovy like you?
That's right.
He'll go easy on me.
Right? He should go easy.
Of course. He's a man too.
Second out.
- Hey!
- I'm not doing this.
It's so embarrassing. What is this?
Go now. It's okay.
Come on.
Gosh, it's so embarrassing.
What are you doing?
Go now. Hurry up.
I don't think he has sympathy for me.
Go fight. Come on.
Hey.
Stop it now.
First round is over.
What? It's over?
He's nothing.
Hey, bring yourself together.
A punch on him
will take care of that rat.
Show him what you have.
Hey, don't just dodge this time
and give him a punch, okay?
Don't worry.
This is a punch from Myeongdong, Seoul.
Okay, just like that.
Second out.
Okay, that's great.
I can't do this.
My punch is not working on him.
Hey, what're you saying?
- Bring me the servant.
- What?
Get in.
- One, two, three, four...
- Hey, you're counting too quickly.
- Five, six...
- Are you on his side or what?
Do it again.
- Seven.
- Stand up, Dry-bones.
- Eight, nine.
- Stand up!
Great! Stand up.
Hey, it's the final round. Okay?
Hey, bring yourself together.
It's the final round.
It's the final?
Take his soul away.
Look for the chance
and give him the final punch, okay?
My brain is going around.
Hey, don't take too much time.
What a coward...
Second out.
No problem, no problem.
Go in and fight.
No problem!
- One, two, three...
- Hey, he's the judge.
Four.
- Five, six, seven.
- Hey, he's the judge.
Eight, nine, ten!
I win, I win!
One, two, three, four
five, six, seven
eight, nine...
Ten! Yes!
Hey, come on.
Stand up, Dry-bones!
Dry-bones, stand up!
I'm sleepy.
Let me get some sleep.
Stand up, Dry-bones!
I win!
I win!
Hooray!
To Dry-bones and our regiment.
Let's cheer!
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Wait, wait!
This beer is to congratulate
the boxing match victory.
Our major general sent this.
Take this beer.
The boxing match today is not all.
Let's cheer for Fatty,
who will compete
at the shooting match tomorrow too.
- Cheers!
- Bravo!
Bravo!
Commence fire!
Commence fire!
It's your turn now
so be sure to hit the target.
Don't worry.
I'm good at shooting.
Next up is Fatty from 26th Regiment.
- Commence fire!
- Good luck.
What's wrong with him?
Kim Il-sung.
Take this!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Award certificate. First place for
shooting. 26th Regiment, trainee Fatty.
The trainee above has been training
to improve his shooting skills...
...and with the
Regiment M1 Shooting Match...
...on 3rd of December,
Dangun year 4291,
...he has shown
outstanding abilities...
...and have been awarded as above.
This award and prize are for that.
6th of December, Dangun year 4291.
Major general Baek Nam-Kwon,
2nd Training Camp.
Thanks.
Let's forget everything. Okay?
There he is.
Hey, they're all here.
Mom! Your son has won an award.
Great job, Fatty.
Great.
The End
go to the Nonsan training station.
Starring.
Trainee Dry-bones: Yang Seok-cheon
Trainee Fatty: Yang Hun.
Dry-bones' lover: Eun-ju
Jo Mi-ryeong.
Fatty's lover Ok-hwa Jo Deok-ja
(new actress)...
Major general: Kim Seung-ho
Company commander: Kim Jin-kyu Master.
Sergent: Ku Yoon Il-bong.
Fatty's mother: Jeong Ae-ran
Head of a dong: JoDeok-seong.
Women in town:
Kim Jeong-ok, Park Ok-Cho.
P.X. owner Gyeong Yun-su
Daughter Shin Mi-mi
Yang Han-Yong Ji Yong-Nam
Kwak Cheol-ho Kim Yeong-jun.
Ko Byung-Du Shim Yeon,
Jung Sang-kyu Jo Hyang
Kim Seok-Jin Lee Chang-sik
Won Jong-il Kim Il
Kim Han-yeong Lee Seong-il Han Mu-su
Jeon Ye-chul Nam Sang-baek Kang Cheol
Kwon Ju-hwan Gong Si-Hun,
Soldier Kim Myeong-won.
Guest appearance: Entertainment
team New York Show Band.
House band Tongil Band
Band leader Park Chun-sik.
Director Kim Hwa-rang.
Yes, it's the time when the communist
attack is becoming severe every day.
Our people should unite even more
and fight with the communist force
till the end,
where they try to destroy world peace
and spread their system
to trample on humanity.
And with the Korean War,
our country is trying
even more to enforce our army.
It's an honor of our town
to send away these two young men.
We have a precious gift for them.
These are flags
that we've made ourselves.
Thank you.
There's nothing more we can ask for
if our sincere heart in this flag
can protect your health.
Thank you.
Oh, mother.
This is Eun-ju who will
take care of you while I'm away.
Mother, you must be happy.
Indeed I am. So grateful
for everybody's support.
Try to quit drinking and don't get into
a fight when you go to Nonsan.
I'm going there to learn
how to fight though. I should fight.
A war is to save a country
but fighting can ruin the society.
Okay.
Then let's give three cheers
for the two men.
Wait a moment.
For a holy day like today,
let us start off.
Go ahead.
Everyone,
please cheer for the two men.
- Dry bones.
- Fatty.
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Is this broken?
No need to weigh again.
Can't be too light as a dry-bones
and can't be too heavy as a fatty.
Even one's fingers are all different.
How many people in the world
have the same height and weight?
We're just following the policy.
We can't accept you two.
Oh come on.
Get out of the way!
Oh my, if we met in Myeongdong,
we would have gone for a drink.
Are you making fun of me now?
What're you going to do now
that you stand up?
What is this?
What's all the fuss?
These guys are not following
my orders.
Hey, watch your words.
Who are you guys?
Hello.
I'll tell you in detail.
I'm fat and my friend here is skinny.
And they say I'm overweight
and he is underweight.
Yes, that's right.
Try once again.
Yes.
And you now.
Yes.
The scale is broken, right?
It's not about the scale
but you don't have weight.
So what I wanted to say was
your spirit should be
more important than your weight.
Wouldn't a strong spirit be enough
to beat up our enemy?
And even if you're overweight...
...to stop the bullets
coming from the enemy...
...you would need a body
strong as a steel, okay?
Okay, go there and wait.
- Okay.
- Okay.
How much do we have to wait?
Next is Dry-bones and Fatty.
- Yes.
- Did we pass?
Hey, this way.
You're here.
First grade pass for Dry-bones.
Same for Fatty!
Who said you've passed as first grade?
What?
Then what?
You've failed.
Hey bro, oh no, general.
For what we see,
we have no issues for fighting.
What do you mean fight?
This is not the first-line troop.
I know. This is the Honam line.
This is not the place for jokes.
Actually,
we're not trying to join
the army to make jokes.
You should understand
we've risked our lives to get in.
If we fail at the physical exam,
that would be a life failure.
A looser.
Please don't let
the fire of patriotism go off.
Where else can lousy men
who can't even join the army
be used?
Pleading like that
won't work in the army.
Then did we fail for good?
I guess our life is doomed.
But looking at your spirits.
You two have passed
as third grade but not first grade.
Then we're in?
Oh, bro!
- This is great!
- Wow, this is great!
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
We used to be hot in Myeongdong.
I know we're at Nonsan...
...but these unfitting clothes
are nonsense.
Damn it, I can't even breathe.
You're really out of style.
Hey.
Hey, let's go and talk
to the company commander.
If not him,
then let's go to major general.
If not the major general...
...maybe the chief of staff
or even the secretary of defense.
- Yes, let's say what we have to say.
- Yes.
I can do that.
Hello.
15th Training Company.
Salute!
Trainee Dry-bones have
a business to take care of.
Same here for trainee Fatty.
What's wrong with your clothes?
We're actually here
to ask you about the clothes.
These are not training clothes.
They're not-for-training clothes.
Do you guys know where you are?
It's the military.
Of course we know.
Why don't you act like a soldier
if you know?
We do want to act like one
but this doesn't let our body move.
First, this is suffocating.
Are you guys fools not to know
that you're wearing each other's clothes?
What?
Oh, that's right.
- No wonder this is so big.
- No wonder this is so small.
You guys get it now?
Yes sir, we've realized
that you are right.
Dry-bones and Fatty
are done with our business.
Salute!
What did I say?
Didn't I say that was mine?
What?
It's my fault?
You're the one who gave this to me.
Take it off. Let's switch.
Here?
Stop talking and take it off.
Okay.
What are you guys doing there?
We're changing our clothes.
Just as it seems.
We'll get going.
Oh my.
Excuse us.
For 8 weeks from now on.
For 48 days if you count the days.
For 1,152 hours
if you count the hours,
I'm the first sergeant
to share your pleasures and pains.
Ask me if there's something
you want to know.
And let me know
if there's anything bothers you. Okay?
Yes!
And...
Come on. Hurry.
Hurry!
Who are you guys?
It's him and me as you see.
What?
Is that how you
answer in the military?
Yes, I'm Dry-bones.
And I'm Fatty.
Go to your seats.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Can you move your leg?
It's because you're fat.
Go around there.
What are you doing?
Go to your seats and sit down.
Fatty tripped on the leg
since he's fat.
I'm sorry.
Sit down now.
Be quiet.
And one more thing.
How come his father
is so same as Fatty?
If he doesn't have a beard,
I can't distinguish between the two.
Oh, this seems to be
Dry-bone's young days.
Yes, it is.
Let me tell you.
Dry-bones' family was very rich.
But they were bankrupt
after the Korean War.
And then he became alone
without parents or siblings.
So was he close with Fatty
from when he was young?
Not just close
but they were like brothers.
It's already the time.
I know.
I heard they learn drinking
when they join the army.
I guess it's going to be
tough for them.
I'm worried about Fatty
for his fat body.
Mother, I'll go for the broadcasting.
Oh, mother.
Tonight's show is about the army
so the trainees should listen too.
Do you think they're
going to stay up to listen?
It's at eight thirty
so I guess they'll be up.
- Bye.
- Bye.
I thought many times
but it seems like Dry-bones
and Fatty can't do regular training.
So just have them finish
the basic trainings...
...and let them do things
like making meals.
Okay.
And if you find positive things about them,
they can work on that too.
Yes, sir.
Salute.
Attention.
How does your military uniform feel?
It's great.
I know.
Everyone feels confident when they
first wear the military uniform.
Oh, sergeant.
What?
If you have some time tonight,
how about drink some beer with us?
I don't know if I would have time.
I'll wait at the PX tonight.
We can meet there.
I'll meet you there if I have time.
I'll follow your lead
so please take good care of me.
I'll take good care of everyone.
But maybe treat me specially.
Hope to see you tonight.
Okay.
Okay, we're going to meet tonight.
Hey, come lie down.
- This feels great.
- Really?
It's better than
a decent hotel in Myeongdong.
This big boy is making trouble
even in the training station.
What trouble? Me?
This bed is making the trouble.
Should I help you fix it?
You know how to fix?
Yes, I was a carpenter.
What?
Oh really? Then come and fix this.
Hey keep it quiet.
This is not a carpenter's shop.
Is it wrong fixing the broken bed?
Is it wrong to ask you
to be more quiet?
I'm sorry.
Hey, can't you not make
any noise to fix that?
How can I make no noise?
Then go out and fix it.
Hey, you have a problem with that?
Damn you.
- Hey.
- I'm almost done.
Whatever.
You think this place is yours?
What did you say?
Why're you staring at me like that?
What's making you so upset?
You're not going to
scare away anyone with that.
Stop it.
We're one family in this barrack.
We don't have to fight
for such a minor issue.
Hey, you trying to teach someone here?
Oh, sorry.
It's all our fault.
Forgive us, it's my fault.
Be careful next time, okay?
It's because I'm fat.
Stop it.
- Let's go, Dry-bones.
- Let me go!
Come on.
At ease.
We're going to start
the real training from tomorrow.
I'll give some free time today.
Do whatever you want to do.
And another thing.
You guys are free to use the PX
and the activity center.
Hey, let's go for a drink.
You said, you'll be meeting
sergeant Ku here, right?
He said for sure he'll come.
The beer here tastes great.
Hey! Give us 2 more bottles here.
Okay.
This reminds me of Myeongdong.
Beer is always good but it's sad
that we don't have our lovers around.
But you have me and I have you.
- It's the same thing.
- That's right.
Okay then. For our health.
- Bravo.
- Okay, bravo.
Why don't you give me a drink?
Hey, I'm just saying.
We're paying anyways so
why not make it more enjoyable?
Please let the woman there
come over here.
Well, that would be against the rule.
Hey, you'll not like it
if you treat us like that.
I'm sorry.
Then she doesn't have to pour our drinks
but let her bring 2 more bottles.
Okay.
Hurry up.
8:30. It's time
for the military broadcasting.
Today, we have Kim Eun-ju
and Lee Ok-hwa as a special guest.
They'll be singing a song
for the trainees who went to Nonsan.
For the music, we have
Park Chun-seok and his band.
Under the beautiful moonlight.
Holding hands with you.
Looking at the dreaming sky above.
A romantic night whispering love.
Love is beautiful.
Like a flower blooming in the dreams.
Let's sing a sweet love song
I'll just give you so take it.
No, I'll leave it here
and come back often after training.
It's always great to hear her voice.
Where is the voice coming from?
It's from her neck, where else?
No, I think it's coming
from her star-like eyes.
Are you saying
she has a mouth in her eyes?
Shhh!
Hey, this is boring.
Change the channel.
Hey,
turn on some exciting music, gosh.
Under the beautiful moonlight.
Holding hands with you.
Looking at the dreaming sky above.
A romantic night whispering love.
Love is beautiful.
Like a flower blooming in the dreams.
Let's sing a sweet love song.
This night where
moonlights go to sleep...
...Kim Eun-ju
and Lee Ok-hwa's song is over...
- ...and now we'll bring you a march music.
- This is nice.
Oh god, let me continue
to have this feeling forever!
Who is it?
Hey.
What's wrong with this bed?
- Hey, Fatty.
- Why? What's up?
Why do we have this marching music
in our room?
What?
From when did our room
change like this?
Hey, that trumpet...
Hey.
Hey, do you know where you're at?
Isn't this our room?
Wake up, you bastards.
Don't swear on us.
Would you join us for a drink?
We don't have anything to eat,
but have some drink.
Let's have a drink.
Get out!
Oh come on, just a drink.
I'm sorry.
That was not good.
The buildings look all same
without numbers.
How can we tell it's our barracks?
Hey, I have an idea.
What?
Why don't we write our names
down on our barracks tomorrow?
Great, let's write it big.
But anyways.
What?
Listening to
Eun-ju's nightingale voice...
I don't think I can sleep tonight.
Stop that nonsense
and drink up what we have left.
Okay.
Oh, Eun-ju.
This isn't Eun-ju, it's beer.
One man's fault is everyone's fault.
You should always remember that, okay?
Yes!
Dry-bones and Fatty, come out.
I'm sorry for everything.
I don't have anything to say.
Who said you can go in?
I was just following Dry-bones.
Who said you can go in then?
Fatty was following
so I was just going ahead.
Yes!
Dry-bones, you'll be posted
at the military band room, okay?
Yes, thank you.
Thank you, sergeant.
Sorry to everyone.
Salute!
As you were.
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
Right shoulder arms!
To the rear, march!
To the rear, march!
There's no letter
from Ok-hwa and Eun-ju.
Maybe they changed their mind
while we weren't around?
This is too weird.
They must have changed.
How can they not send us any letter?
Hey, if Eun-ju
had changed her mind, I'll...
Come on. You such a...
Hey, why're you crying like a child?
Don't be a loser.
Laugh.
Come on, mother.
You got his name 'Fatty' wrong.
Oh, right.
So this is how you write Fatty.
Okay, it's good now.
Well I don't know if it's
a letter or a picture.
Oh, mother.
It's been a month already. What if
they're angry for not getting any letter?
I'm sure they'll be okay
once they see my letter. Don't worry.
Mother's letter and our letters
are different though.
I said I'll be sending
a letter with my own handwriting soon.
You don't have to worry.
They would not know
what's going on here.
That's possible.
Even if they misunderstand,
if they see this letter
they'll praise what you did.
They wouldn't imagine
I'm learning handwriting from you two.
Now finish the letter and send them.
You really learned very quickly.
I learned so fast because
of the passionate teachers.
Then go on with the letter.
We'll be practicing our song.
Okay.
If everyone do their assigned jobs
so well like this...
...our nation's unification
is not far away.
You sound smart today.
You think I was a fool then?
Hey, what kind of salute is that?
I did that because two officers
were coming from both sides.
Why don't you salute separately?
Since both of you
are second lieutenant...
I didn't know where to salute
first so I tried to be fair.
- Be careful from now on.
- Okay sir.
Can I go now?
- Go ahead.
- Okay.
Salute!
You think I'm a fool?
Hey, I'll be at the meeting room
for a while.
Take care of my jacket and my helmet.
Yes, sir.
I have the physique of a general.
Come in.
Second Lieutenant Choi Man-bok.
I had something to discuss.
Hey, wait a while.
Yes, sir.
Go to the meeting room...
Oh no,
you can't go to the meeting room.
Go wait at the P.X.
The P.X. is not open yet.
It's an order.
Tell them to open now.
Yes, sir.
Dry-bones.
What's wrong with you, you fool?
You're worse than Fatty all the time.
This is exciting!
This is cool.
Feels so good.
What brings you here?
Why aren't you reporting?
I finished taking care of
the jacket and helmet.
I understand
that you want to try them.
You should try hard
to become a general.
Okay, I will.
There's nothing you can't do
if you try hard.
My heart is beating and my legs are
shivering. Let me go out for a while.
Okay.
Salute!
Hey, Dry-bones.
Where're you going?
Hey, it's an exciting day today.
What's so exciting?
Listen to me. You know what?
The lieutenants were saluting at me.
What? Why?
I've become a major general.
It was so funny.
Hey, hey!
Did you eat something wrong?
You think I'm lying? Gosh.
Salute!
How did you become a major general?
Well, actually...
So what happened?
Hey, hey!
Carry on, carry on.
We're practicing how to salute.
I guess this is good enough, right?
Hey, I think I'll go crazy
hanging around with you.
I'm better than you.
What is this?
Everyone else is on combat training
and you're washing socks?
Gosh!
Like what the instructor told us,
you should first identify a target.
And pull the trigger
with determination, okay?
Yes!
Hey, shouldn't one of us
go to the shooting match or boxing?
Don't even think about boxing.
Everyone says there's
no one who can beat Fatty.
Damn, if it was just a fight,
Fatty would have been
a piece of cake for me.
- Of course!
- Why not?
Who is chatting during training?
Who is it, huh?
Trainee Yang,
why aren't you answering?
Cheating is the worst thing
in the military.
Now tell me.
Okay, it's right here.
Is it trainee Won?
- Yes.
- And who?
It was me and trainee Jung.
Three of you come out.
Come to me after the training.
Yes.
I'll not let Yang go away with this.
Hello?
Anyone in there?
Who is it?
- Oh, hello.
- You were here.
Oh, welcome.
What's up? What brings you here?
It's nothing special.
Come up.
Let's go.
Sit down.
Were you sick?
Haven't seen you for a while.
I'm not sick but actually doing great.
I'm even gaining weight.
Take some cigarette.
Oh really?
We shouldn't have worried then.
Why worry?
Because we couldn't see you at all
after Fatty joined the army...
...and your lights were up
till late night.
There were lots of rumors in town.
Come on, nothing's wrong.
That's what I'm saying.
There were weird rumors like
you're in somatization disorder
after Fatty joined the army.
Nonsense. It's a good thing
that your son joined army.
Why would one worry?
I know.
I guess people who worry
doesn't have any other things to do.
So, did they want you to visit?
It's not them.
We just dropped by out of curiosity.
Oh, come on.
You were the one who came to me
and pushed me to visit.
That was a bolt from the blue.
So you're saying
I was instigating you to visit?
Oh, so you're saying you didn't?
You're trying to blame it all on me?
So, you didn't?
- I asked you to go?
- You didn't?
- When did I say that?
- So you didn't?
- You didn't?
- Why're you blaming on me?
- You didn't?
- I asked you?
You came to me and asked to visit her.
This is crazy.
Well, whoever asked,
you're welcome.
Actually,
the reason I didn't go out...
...was because
I was studying to write a letter.
Why didn't you ask the women
to write the letter?
I thought it would be better
if I write it myself.
Here, take a look.
I've written this much.
Oh, it's a long letter.
Dear Fatty.
After you joined the army,
I'm doing great without any worries.
Eating well and sleeping well.
That's not eating well,
it's doing well.
Doing well is eating well.
But the words are different.
The words are different
but the meaning is same.
How can they be same?
- How can they not?
- They're not same.
Geez, you picking on me again?
- What the...
- You want to a piece of me?
Come on, you two are fighting again.
Stop it.
Oh, hi.
Hello.
You two are so pretty.
- How can you be so pretty?
- Staring that chat again.
Hey, it's like flowers blooming
at your house.
- You're so lucky.
- Hey.
- Let's stop chatting and leave.
- Can't you see I'm leaving?
Such pretty girls. Bye then.
Take care, bye.
- Bye.
- Bye then.
I'll get going.
You're so chatty today.
Here, mother.
What is this?
Today was a payday.
So we've made some clothes for you.
Hope you like it.
Oh my, thank you.
Why're you sitting over there?
Come here.
Oh, come on here.
Come on, okay?
We should have
written the letter first.
You don't have to worry about that.
What if there's a misunderstanding
and he changes his mind.
Don't worry, he's a big boy.
And very understanding,
so don't worry about that.
Why so plaintive all of a sudden?
Listen. How can I not be angry?
Do you know what she first said to me?
"Mr. Fatty."
"I would be so happy
if I were to get married to you."
Then she showed off all her charms
and now, not even a letter?
Well, that's same for me.
Get some sleep.
- Dry-bones.
- Why?
My stomach. Let's go to
the restroom together.
Why all of a sudden?
Seems like I got indigestion
from the anger.
You did eat a lot with such anger.
I have to eat when I'm angry.
Or else I'd be angrier.
Nice excuse, huh?
You have to make men worry
once in a while.
You shouldn't be
too tied up on them,
and also you don't leave them alone
for too long.
Then what should we do, mother?
Feels like I'll lose him.
Just leave it up to me.
I know much better about them
than you two.
We'll just believe in you then.
I said not to worry.
Who is it?
It's trainee Dry-bones.
Why're you standing there?
That's because
trainee Fatty is inside.
Why're you standing there
if Fatty is inside?
We've sworn to be together
all the time.
I like that mind.
I think so too.
All three of us have the same thought.
Put your hand down.
- Put your hand down.
- Okay.
Gosh.
Hurry up.
The moonlight is
particularly bright tonight, mother.
I can remember clearly
what you told me...
...on the night when you took me
to hills to watch the moon.
Grow up and become a great man.
Look, mother.
Me in my military uniform.
Why couldn't you have lived longer?
Mother. Mother.
- Hey.
- What?
Come here.
Why did you want to see me?
This is it!
Eat this!
This is what you get
if you behave like that.
Get down, you bastard.
If you tell anyone about this,
you'll be dead, huh?
Hey, isn't that Yang?
What happened?
Did you fight with someone?
Oh, you have blood.
What happened?
Who hit you? Did you hit him?
What the...
Who hit you? Speak up.
Leave me alone.
Let's go in.
Oh, what a silly.
Why did you let them hit you?
- Gosh.
- Oh god.
Leave me, I'm okay.
What's wrong?
Hey, what happened?
Why he's not talking?
There's a wound in his face.
Let's go
and report to the first sergeant.
We don't have to report.
We can handle this ourselves.
Hey, let's go get some sleep.
How can you sleep after all this?
Right, I guess I can't sleep.
Take Yang to the medical office
and others go to sleep.
What? I know who hit him.
- So what?
- What?
Why're you fighting?
I'm okay.
We're all brothers.
Let's not fight with each other.
Mother, mother.
I should write let's break up, right?
That's right.
Make it clean and simple.
Don't have to meet her ever again.
Show her what a man's decision means.
Hurry up. Gosh.
Don't hurry too much.
Who knows she will come visit you today?
Come visit?
They didn't even write a letter.
You think they'll visit?
So how can a man
thinking about his lover...
...participate in a war
for the country?
Okay then.
There's no need to leave
your feelings for woman.
She'll cry out loud
reading this letter.
I guess not just crying.
Dry-bones, it's a misunderstanding.
I don't want to break up at all.
Our love will be forever.
You bitch.
Just slap her like this.
Damn.
Slicker.
Let's go.
Military mail.
We'll fall in love together
and dump them together too.
You and I are one soul.
Let's put it in together.
No, you suggested
to write this letter, right?
So you go first.
What? Okay then.
I guess they'll feel bad
when they get this.
Of course. They'll regret a lot.
This is the last.
So this would be a farewell letter.
How about you go first?
What? You want me to break up alone?
No, I'll break up eventually too.
Hey,
a man's word is as good as a bond.
Aren't you a man?
We're brave soldiers.
If we make a decision, we go for it.
Send it or not. Send it or not.
Such a coward.
Okay.
Then we'll break up together.
Okay.
Dry-bones and Fatty!
You have visitors from home.
Go to the visitor office.
Wow, that was close.
What did I say?
I told you
there might be some visitors.
No wonder I didn't want to
put the letter in.
We're good now.
Let's tear it up now.
- Torn!
- Let's go.
Let's go.
We're full even if we don't eat.
Great, sit down.
- Okay.
- Come on.
Ma'am, could you sit a little closer?
It doesn't matter how I'm taken.
Please make sure the baby
and the father look great.
Don't worry.
How is it? Before joining the army.
I'm doing great.
I've become very healthy.
I'm thankful.
Eat some more.
I've had enough.
- Have some more.
- Okay.
Hey.
Mom.
Ma'am.
How have you guys been?
We're doing great. Look at us.
Salute to the mother.
You seem to have gained weight.
Sit down, mother.
Come sit here, Dry-bones.
Did you come alone?
Can't I come alone?
I guess your family will visit too.
I don't have any family
so there's no one to visit.
Then let's go with me and eat.
You must be lonely
but don't let yourself down.
A man should not show tears
to other people.
Let's eat.
Why aren't you eating?
Why not?
How would I feel if you don't eat
what I've prepared?
Whatever.
You eat first, Fatty.
This is great.
You like it?
You should eat too.
Do you like it?
It's amazing.
- Come on.
- I shouldn't be eating.
But I'm only eating
since you prepared so much.
Okay okay. Eat them all.
Here you go.
Oh god.
Come on.
What are you doing here
on such an exciting day?
What's so exciting?
Why not?
The entertainment team is visiting.
We're going to see a great show today.
I'm not talking about that.
Then what?
Are you thinking about Eun-ju again?
Stop thinking about her.
Think about it.
Not a single letter or a visit.
Are they serious?
That's why I told you
we should just break up.
Then promise me that you wouldn't change
if they cry for you.
For sure.
Okay.
- We've got an issue, guys.
- What's wrong?
Can you guys take some time
before the entertainment team arrives?
How could we?
Hear that cheering.
Do whatever you can.
Hey, let's just go and see.
- Please.
- Come on.
Hello, everyone. You talk.
No you talk.
We're really sorry but there's a delay
for the entertainment team's arrival.
Please hold on for a moment.
Thank you.
Cut it out!
Hey, what should we do?
There's nothing we can do.
Let's sing anything.
Okay, everybody.
We're not very good at singing
but we'll just do it for you all.
Great, great.
So funny, Dry-bones and Fatty.
We meet again here today.
We spread laughter all the time.
What would you want today?
We're always happy.
A great duo, singing with a smile.
Yeonmudae Open Theater.
So funny, Dry-bones and Fatty.
We meet again here today.
We spread laughter all the time.
What would you want today?
We're always happy.
A great duo, singing with a smile.
We could have met
if we arrived a bit earlier.
We'll be able to meet them afterwards.
They would be surprised
if we go up to the stage from the seat.
Hey girl, gathering wild herbs
in the flower basket.
Even if the castor bean,
camellia flower are beautiful.
It can't be more so
than my love that I long for
Ari Ari dong dong
Sri Sri dong dong.
Sing that Arirang humming for me.
Gosh, are you smiling now?
What's wrong with you?
This is not what we've
talked about earlier?
I'm not smiling because I'm happy.
Hey girl, gathering wild herbs.
Even if that smiling doggy...
She sings so well.
You still want to praise her?
It can't be more
than my sincerity of my pray at midnight
Ari Ari dong dong
Sri Sri dong dong.
Hello.
Come in.
Hello.
Say hi. They are the singers
at the broadcasting station who sang today.
Not going to say hi?
Sir, we know them very well.
Oh, do you?
Yes.
Why aren't you talking?
I know you must be angry.
But...
It's not because of the lack
of love or sincerity.
It's all just an excuse.
So you're saying you didn't
have money for a postcard?
You didn't have 20 hwan?
Why're you acting like a dumb?
I guess you still love me.
Go away.
You can't do this to a soldier.
If so, look at this letter.
Your mother wrote it for herself.
My mother?
'I told Eun-ju and Ok-hwa
not to write a letter.'
'Don't take it wrong.'
So my mother wanted to test on us.
- It was all on purpose.
- Yes.
Then why didn't you tell me
from the beginning?
Dry-bones, Dry-bones?
It was a misunderstanding.
Dry-bones, Dry-bones.
- Come here, Fatty.
- He's over there.
Regiment Boxing Tournament
Location: Platoon HQ Open Theater.
You should win.
Win for our regiment.
No worries.
How's your condition, Fatty?
You don't have to worry.
No matter whom it is.
He will knock him down.
Go for it.
No worries
for tomorrow's match, Fatty?
I heard the opponent
is also a great boxer.
No problem at all.
Really?
- Dry-bones.
- What?
- I have an ask for you.
- What is it?
I can't do this.
What?
What are you saying?
He's fat and big
but don't know how to use power.
- It would be embarrassing.
- What's wrong?
Why can't you do it?
You can dodge because you're fast.
But since I'm sluggish,
I'll get into trouble if I get a hit.
I'll be flown all the way to Seoul
if I get a hit.
It would actually be good
if you go all the way to Seoul.
You can meet your lover.
Oh man, stop that.
For you, the opponent would feel sorry
and not hit you like crazy.
You think so?
Of course.
How could he hit someone
who only has bones left?
Actually there's nowhere to hit.
That's right.
Can you please go instead of me?
Then can you keep it as a secret
to Ok-hwa, even if I get hurt?
Of course.
A secret to Eun-ju, too.
Okay.
You shouldn't tell
that you covered for me.
Be quiet for each other.
- Good luck then.
- Don't worry.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
We'll now start the final match
for the Regiment Boxing Tournament.
At the left corner, we have
Kim Han-Yong from the 30th Regiment.
Official weighing 220 pounds.
And in the other corner, there is Dry-bones
from 26th Regiment, who all of you know.
You got it?
Don't worry.
Weighing 70 pound.
Hey, what is that?
Look at his fearsome figure.
- I'm not doing this.
- It's just a figure. They're all fat.
I'm not doing this.
You can't quit now.
What can I do then?
He'll beat me up into powder.
It's okay.
He should feel sympathy for you.
There's no sympathy in fighting.
Hey, where's to hit
an anchovy like you?
That's right.
He'll go easy on me.
Right? He should go easy.
Of course. He's a man too.
Second out.
- Hey!
- I'm not doing this.
It's so embarrassing. What is this?
Go now. It's okay.
Come on.
Gosh, it's so embarrassing.
What are you doing?
Go now. Hurry up.
I don't think he has sympathy for me.
Go fight. Come on.
Hey.
Stop it now.
First round is over.
What? It's over?
He's nothing.
Hey, bring yourself together.
A punch on him
will take care of that rat.
Show him what you have.
Hey, don't just dodge this time
and give him a punch, okay?
Don't worry.
This is a punch from Myeongdong, Seoul.
Okay, just like that.
Second out.
Okay, that's great.
I can't do this.
My punch is not working on him.
Hey, what're you saying?
- Bring me the servant.
- What?
Get in.
- One, two, three, four...
- Hey, you're counting too quickly.
- Five, six...
- Are you on his side or what?
Do it again.
- Seven.
- Stand up, Dry-bones.
- Eight, nine.
- Stand up!
Great! Stand up.
Hey, it's the final round. Okay?
Hey, bring yourself together.
It's the final round.
It's the final?
Take his soul away.
Look for the chance
and give him the final punch, okay?
My brain is going around.
Hey, don't take too much time.
What a coward...
Second out.
No problem, no problem.
Go in and fight.
No problem!
- One, two, three...
- Hey, he's the judge.
Four.
- Five, six, seven.
- Hey, he's the judge.
Eight, nine, ten!
I win, I win!
One, two, three, four
five, six, seven
eight, nine...
Ten! Yes!
Hey, come on.
Stand up, Dry-bones!
Dry-bones, stand up!
I'm sleepy.
Let me get some sleep.
Stand up, Dry-bones!
I win!
I win!
Hooray!
To Dry-bones and our regiment.
Let's cheer!
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Wait, wait!
This beer is to congratulate
the boxing match victory.
Our major general sent this.
Take this beer.
The boxing match today is not all.
Let's cheer for Fatty,
who will compete
at the shooting match tomorrow too.
- Cheers!
- Bravo!
Bravo!
Commence fire!
Commence fire!
It's your turn now
so be sure to hit the target.
Don't worry.
I'm good at shooting.
Next up is Fatty from 26th Regiment.
- Commence fire!
- Good luck.
What's wrong with him?
Kim Il-sung.
Take this!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Award certificate. First place for
shooting. 26th Regiment, trainee Fatty.
The trainee above has been training
to improve his shooting skills...
...and with the
Regiment M1 Shooting Match...
...on 3rd of December,
Dangun year 4291,
...he has shown
outstanding abilities...
...and have been awarded as above.
This award and prize are for that.
6th of December, Dangun year 4291.
Major general Baek Nam-Kwon,
2nd Training Camp.
Thanks.
Let's forget everything. Okay?
There he is.
Hey, they're all here.
Mom! Your son has won an award.
Great job, Fatty.
Great.
The End