Hitman's Run (1999) - full transcript

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HEY, TONY.

I'M NOT GOING
TO THE FBI.

I SWEAR.

I JUST WANT OUT,
TONY.

I GOTTA THINK
OF MY FAMILY.

LOOK, THIS
IS INSURANCE.

I SWEAR!

THERE HE IS.

COME ON, TONY.
DO THE HIT.

JESUS!



SHIT, TONY,
I'VE KNOWN YOU
SINCE YOU WERE A KID.

I ALWAYS
WATCHED OUT FOR YOU.

YOUR MOTHER AND ME,
WE--

BANG.

I'M SUPPOSED
TO DO YOU, SEYMOUR.

THEN I'M SUPPOSED
TO DUMP YOU
IN THE RIVER.

IF YOU HADN'T
SAVED MY ASS ONCE,

THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'D BE DOING.

HE'S GOTTA
KILL HIM.

COME ON,
TONY.

GET THE BOOKS.
COME ON.

SO, HERE'S THE DEAL.

ANYTHING.

YOU GIVE ME
THE BOOKS,



AND YOU DISAPPEAR,
PERMANENTLY.

UH HUH.

COME ON,
DO IT RIGHT.
DO THE HIT.

HE'S GOING SOFT.

GET OUT OF HERE,
SEYMOUR.

KILL HIM.

YOU GOT IT.

AW, SHIT!

GET OUT OF HERE,
SEYMOUR!

DANNY,
DON'T DO IT!

HE SHOT DANNY!

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[GUNFIRE]

SHOOT HIM!

SHOOT HIM!

[HORN BLARING]

[GUNFIRE]

GET OVER!
GET OVER!

MAN, WATCH OUT!

SHOOT HIM,
YOU FUCK!

Driver: SHIT!

PIECE OF SHIT.

HOW HIGH DO YOU
WANT ME TO COUNT?

I WANT A 15.

OK.

1, 2, 3,

4, 7, 8, 9--

HEY!

[LAUGHS]
5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10,
1-2-3-4-5, 15!

READY OR NOT,
HERE I COME!

[SHRIEKS]

LET ME GO, YOU
BIG BAD MONSTER!

GOTCHA, GOTCHA,
GOTCHA.

OOH, COOKIE,
COOKIE.

NOPE.

CAREFUL,
THEY'RE HOT.

SHE'S GONNA
EAT IT ANYWAY.

MMM, THESE
ARE GOOD, DADDY.

SO, WHAT'S
THE OCCASION

FOR BAKING
OUR FAVORITE
COOKIES?

THE OCCASION.

OH, JUST A YEAR SINCE
A HANDSOME STRANGER
RODE INTO TOWN.

HAS IT REALLY
BEEN A YEAR?

SEEMS...

SO MUCH LONGER.

[LAUGHS]
HE'S FUNNY,
ISN'T HE?

I LOVE YOU.

IS IT TIME TO GO
TO JENNY'S YET?

YES.

YOU'RE RIGHT,
I ALMOST FORGOT.

YOU GO GET READY
AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

WHERE YOU GIRLS
GOING?

AMBER'S STAYING
AT HER FRIEND
JENNY'S TONIGHT.

HAVE YOU MET
JENNY'S PARENTS?

YES, I KNOW
THEM WELL.

AMBER
WILL BE FINE.

OK.

JUST GOOD TO
KNOW WHO'S WHAT.

OH--OH, UH, WILL YOU
TAKE THESE TO THE MAILBOX?

SURE.

AH, VICTORIA'S
SECRET.

OOH.

BEATS THE HELL OUT
OF FRUITCAKE, HUH?

MM-HMM.

NORTH POLE.

Woman: JOHN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CABLE GUYS
ARE FINALLY HERE.

John: GOOD.

YOU OK?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

OK. YOUR BUDDY
FROM HIGH SCHOOL--
TOM--CALLED.

HE WANTS YOU TO
GIVE HIM A BUZZ.

OK.

NEVER THOUGHT I
COULD TRUST THE FED
WHO BROUGHT ME IN.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS LAY LOW FOR
A LITTLE WHILE,

AT LEAST WHILE
DOMINIC AND PAOLO
ARE OUT ON BAIL.

THE RE-TRIAL WILL BE
A MATTER OF DAYS.

THIS THING
IS GIVING ME
NIGHTMARES.

I SHOULD NEVER
HAVE TESTIFIED.

TONY LAZORKA,

DIRECTOR HARRIS.

WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DISCUSS
IS COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL.

YOU KNOW THIS KID?

I'VE NEVER
SEEN HIM BEFORE.

THAT'S
BRIAN PENNY.

17 YEARS OLD.

LOOKS KINDA
LIKE THE GUY
TEENAGE GIRLS

BRING HOME
TO PISS OFF
THEIR PARENTS.

SO WHAT'S
HE GUILTY OF?

WE THINK HE'S WORKING
FOR THE CATANIA FAMILY.

KID'S A PRO.

HE'S A FREELANCE
HACKER.

SAME KID WE BELIEVE
BROKE INTO

THE NEW YORK
STOCK EXCHANGE
LAST YEAR

AND ADJUSTED
"VALUES."

NETTING HIS
BENEFACTORS
OVER 2.6 MILLION.

BOY, I'D LIKE TO GET
THIS LITTLE PUNK.

I BET YOU WOULD.

TAKE A LOOK AT
WHAT I GOT

WHEN I DOWNLOADED
HIS FEDERAL FILES

THIS MORNING.

WELL, THE KID'S
GOT A SENSE
OF HUMOR.

MM-HMM. HE COULDN'T
RESIST MESSING WITH
HIS RAP SHEET

WHILE HE WAS
IN OUR SYSTEM.

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE'RE SURE IT WAS HIM.

KID'S A GENIUS.

LAST NIGHT
HE HACKED INTO OUR
FBI WASHINGTON MAINFRAME

AND DOWNLOADED THE ENTIRE
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
DATABASE.

REALLY.

REALLY.

WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK HE'S WORKING
FOR THE CATANIA'S?

HALF THE CATANIA FAMILY
WERE ON THE RED-EYE

FROM NEW JERSEY
TO LOS ANGELES
THIS MORNING.

WE THINK THE EXCHANGE
OF THE LIST

IS GOING DOWN
SOME TIME WITHIN
THE NEXT 24 HOURS.

WE WERE KINDA HOPING
YOU MIGHT KNOW WHERE.

I GOT HOODS COMING
OUT OF THE WOODWORK,

AND YOU WANNA KNOW
IF I KNOW WHERE
THEY'RE GONNA MEET?

NO, I DON'T.
WHAT I'M CONCERNED
ABOUT NOW

IS THE SAFETY
OF MY FAMILY.

WE CAN'T
MOVE ANYONE YET.

YOU CAN'T
MOVE ANYONE?

THERE'S NO
AUTHORIZATION
FROM WASHINGTON.

OUR FOCUS IS
INTERCEPTING
THAT LIST,

NOT CAUSING A PANIC
AMONG WITNESSES.

WE NEED THE POSSIBLE
MEETING LOCATIONS WHERE
THE CATANIA'S MIGHT MEET.

MM-HMM.

WELL,
GOOD LUCK.

JOHN.

JOHN!

I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.

JOHN. JOHN!

JOHN, I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WEREN'T GONNA
MOVE THE WITNESSES.

YOU TAKE CARE
OF YOU.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF ME
AND MY FAMILY.

LOOK, JUST LET US
HANDLE THIS!

GODDAMN IT.

DON'T YOU THINK WE
SHOULD MOVE HIS FAMILY
FOR SAFETY REASONS?

HE'S A KILLER,
NOT YOUR FUCKING
BOWLING PARTNER.

TILL HE TESTIFIED,
HE WAS THE CROWN PRINCE
OF HIT MEN.

GET THE LOCATION,
THEN WE'LL NEGOTIATE.

YES, SIR.

DON'T GO.

I'LL ONLY BE GONE
FOR A DAY OR 2.

I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE TIME.

SARAH--

NO, I GOTTA
SAY THIS.

THERE'VE BEEN THINGS
THAT I WONDERED

ABOUT YOUR PAST.

BUT I NEVER
SAID ANYTHING.

BECAUSE
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

YOU'RE MY FAMILY.

YOU AND AMBER.

SHE CALLED YOU
DADDY.

OH, BABY.
COME HERE.

PLEASE DON'T GO.

IF I'M NOT BACK
BY MORNING,

YOU GO TO
YOUR MOTHER'S.

I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

WHAT IS IT?
WHAT--

WHAT'S
THE SECRET?

MY SECRET...

IS YOU AND AMBER
ARE STUCK WITH ME.

I'LL NEVER LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO US.

I PROMISE YOU.

[ENGINE STARTING]

Man: MR. GARRETT,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW

IT'S ALWAYS
A PLEASURE

TO DO BUSINESS
WITH THE CIA.

SO, HOW ARE YA?

WANT A DRINK?

YOU LOOK
ALL STRESSED.

IF I LOOK STRESSED

IT'S BECAUSE THAT
ACCOUNTANT OF YOURS--
SEYMOUR THE PENNY--

TESTIFIES AGAINST YOU
AND YOUR STUPID SON
IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS

AND HE'S STILL
BREATHING.

HE'S AS GOOD
AS DEAD

OR MY NAME ISN'T
DOMINIC CATANIA.

NOW, YOU'LL MAKE SURE
I GET THE COMPLETE
WITNESS LIST, RIGHT?

YEAH. THAT KID'S
GONNA GIVE

THAT PENCIL PRICK'S
ADDRESS TO
YOUR SON PAOLO

SO YOU CAN COMPLETE
THIS JOB.

HE'S ALSO GONNA
GIVE YOU THE NEW
NAME AND ADDRESS

OF THE WISEGUY
TONY LAZORKA.

GOOD.

NOW STOP WORRYING.
EVERYTHING IS
GOING GREAT.

TOMORROW NIGHT
WE SHIP OUT
THE COCAINE.

EVERYTHING IS
RUNNING SMOOTHER THAN
A SHOWGIRL'S LEGS.

YEAH.

WELL, IT BETTER BE,
FOR YOUR SAKE.

IF MY ORGANIZATION
OR MYSELF

GET DRAWN INTO THIS
IN ANY WAY,

YOU AND YOUR LITTLE
ITALIAN-AMAGGOT
FRIENDS

ARE GONNA
FIND YOURSELVES
IN SHALLOW DITCHES

ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
YOU GOT THAT?

YOU GOTTA RELAX,
RANDY.

YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

IT'S THE STRESS
THAT KILLS YOU.

CAN'T BE.

I'M SEEIN'
A JERSEY GHOST
HERE IN LA-LA LAND.

LONG TIME, FRANCO.

SO WHERE ARE THE CATANIA'S
MEETING THE HACKER KID?

LOOK, I DON'T WANT
NO TROUBLE, HUH?

JUST PEACE, LOVE, AND
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.

I DON'T KNOW NOTHING.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA--
EASY, EASY, EASY,
EASY, EASY, EASY.

SO, WHAT CAN I
DO FOR YOU, TONY?

ALL RIGHT,
I GET THE LIST,

THE KID'S DEAD,
SEYMOUR'S DEAD,

AND RAT BASTARD
TONY'S DEAD.

ALL RIGHT, THE KID
SEES HIS FATHER,

THEN THEY BOTH
GET THE THIRD EYE.

OK, POPS,
FORGET ABOUT IT.

WHERE'S THIS
DAMN KID,
ANYWAY?

HEY, GREAT ENTRANCE,
KID. NAME'S PAOLO,
HOW YOU DOIN'?

OH, SHINY.

RECORDABLE CD
HAS 650 MEGABYTES
OF MEMORY.

THAT'S PROBABLY
650 TIMES MORE

THAN YOUR BRAIN
CAPACITY THERE,
JELL-O HEAD.

LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE
FRISBEE TO ME.

YEAH.

GREAT, I'M DEALING
WITH THE GODFATHER
REJECTS HERE.

LITTLE PRICK,
YOU'RE DEAD!

Paolo: HEY,
TAKE IT EASY.

HEY, WHAT
DO YOU KNOW?

LOOK AT THIS.

TONY LAZORKA MADE
THE TOP-10 LIST.

THEY'RE CALLING HIM
JOHN DUGAN.

[BEEPING]

HEY, THIS AIN'T
THE WHOLE PROGRAM, HERE.

YEAH, WELL, YOU
REMEMBER THE DEAL,
MR. WISEGUY?

Y-Y-YOU GIVE ME
MY OLD MAN'S
WHEREABOUTS,

I'LL GIVE YOU
THE OTHER HALF
OF THE FILE.

YOU'RE
A FUNNY KID.

OK.

YOU WANT
TO KNOW WHERE
YOUR OLD MAN IS.

WELL, HE'S
RIGHT HERE.

SEYMOUR SEGAL,
ALIAS SEYMOUR
THE PENNY,

ALIAS
SIMON DICKER.

ALIAS ALIAS,
AND 100 MORE.

HE'S ON THE LIST
YOU HACKED,

AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT IT.

NOW YOU'RE BOTH DEAD.

PUT HIM IN THE CAR.

WHAT?!

LET'S GO,
SUNSHINE.

[GUNSHOTS]

I'LL TAKE THAT.

WE GOTTA
GET THE LIST!

STOP HIM,
RONNIE!

STOP HIM!

Paolo: HEY,
DROP THE DISK,
I'LL LET YOU LIVE!

DROP THE DISK!

Paolo: GET
THE FUCKING LIST!

OK, KID, STOP
RIGHT THERE! STOP!

GIVE ME THE DISK!

DON'T SHOOT!

GIVE IT TO ME,
JUST GIVE IT TO ME!

HERE.

GIVE ME
THE FUCKING DISK!

OK, GET IN
THE CAR!

NOW GET IN THE CAR.
GET IN THE DAMN CAR!

LET'S GO!

GET IN THE CAR, KID.

WHOA.

INTO THE CAR.

OK.

HOLY SHIT!

LET ME GUESS.

YOU'RE HERE FOR
THE LIST, TOO, RIGHT?

YUP.

WELL, I HATE TO LET
ALL OF THE STEAM

OUT OF YOUR SHOWER,
BUT, UM...

THEY HAVE IT.

WHAT?!

HOLD ON THERE, KID.

SOMEBODY WANT TO
TELL ME WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?

THERE THEY ARE.

WRONG LANE!
WHOA, OK!

STEP ON IT!

GO LEFT, GO LEFT!

COME ON,
STEP ON IT!

[CAR HORN BLARING]

COME ON,
GIVE ME YOUR GUN!

LOSE HIM, RONNIE,
LOSE HIM!

GET RID
OF THIS FUCK!

GET OUT OF HERE,
RONNIE!

COME ON,
GET OUT OF HERE!

Brian: ARE YOU
CRAZY, MAN?

COME ON,
MOTHERFUCKER!

Brian: LOOK OUT!

WATCH OUT!

FUUUCK!

DID YOU
SEE THAT?

ALL RIGHT,
COME HERE, KID.

WHAT'S GOING ON?
OW!

Brian: HEY! HEY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

STOP! GET
THE FUCK OUT!

HEY, SWEETHEART!

DRIVE! GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE, RONNIE!

Man on P.A.:
AGENT HOLLY, LINE 4,
AGENT HOLLY, LINE 4.

TOM HOLLY.

TOM--

Tom: JOHN!

WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOU?

TOM, THEY GOT
THE LIST.

YOU GOT TO MOVE
SARAH AND AMBER
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

JOHN, I--I
CAN'T DO THAT,
IT'S ILLEGAL.

YOU HELP ME, TOM!

YOU PUT A TEAM ON THEM
FOR PROTECTION.

OK.

LOOK,
I'LL GET ON IT,

BUT GET YOUR ASS
DOWN HERE.

YOU NEED OUR
PROTECTION, TOO.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOUR FUCKING
PROTECTION.

I'M GOING AFTER
THE LIST.

CLEAR.

SARAH!

SARAH!

TOM?

AHH!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT IS IT?

DEFINITELY
NOT A FRIEND
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?

SARAH, I'M
A FEDERAL AGENT

REPRESENTING
THE STATION 12

WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.

ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO,
A MAN NAMED TONY LAZORKA

TURNED STATE'S EVIDENCE
AGAINST THE CATANIA
CRIME FAMILY.

WE'VE SINCE
RELOCATED HIM.

BUT HE'S NOW
IN GRAVE DANGER.

THE MEN HE TESTIFIED AGAINST
FOUND OUT HIS NEW ADDRESS.

AND HIS NEW NAME--

JOHN DUGAN.

WHAT DID HE DO?

HE WAS A HIT MAN.

SARAH...JOHN ISN'T
TONY ANYMORE.

OK, I'M NOT EVEN
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
RIGHT NOW,

BUT I BELIEVE
IN THIS MAN.

NOW HE'S RISKING
HIS LIFE TO SAVE YOURS.

PLEASE DON'T
BAIL OUT ON HIM NOW.

TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER
AND GO GET YOUR THINGS.

I GOTTA GET YOU
OUTTA HERE RIGHT AWAY.

SARAH, NOW!

COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, LET'S GO.

[PANTING]
DON'T SHOOT!

TELL ME EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOUR INVOLVEMENT
WITH THE CATANIAS.

I HATE TO SOUND
LIKE MY HIGH SCHOOL
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR,

BUT I DON'T LIKE
YOUR ATTITUDE.

YOU WANT INFORMATION,
SCREW YOU.

YOU DON'T
TRUST ME, KID?

TRUST YOU? HA!
I DON'T TRUST ANYBODY.

IS THAT RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE PEOPLE TELL ME
THAT GOD IS DEAD
AND ELVIS IS ALIVE.

SO I TRUST NO ONE.
ESPECIALLY YOU, DICKHEAD.

YOU DON'T MISS
YOUR MAMA ABOUT NOW?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
CATCH ME CRYIN'
FOR THAT BITCH.

REALLY?

NOW WHERE'S
THE LIST?

AND WHAT DID THEY
PAY YOU FOR IT?

I DIDN'T MAKE
A FUCKIN' DIME, MAN.
IT WAS A TRADE.

THE LIST FOR MY
OLD MAN'S WHEREABOUTS.

WHERE'S YOUR
OLD MAN?

YOU TELL ME.

HE'S IN YOUR WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM.

THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM,
I GUESS I WAS ABOUT 6.

BUT THAT WAS BEFORE
HE DUMPED ME
IN SOME FOSTER HOME.

GIVE ME A NAME.

I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY NAMES UNTIL YOUR
DANCING BUDDIES THERE

THREW ME A COUPLE
OF NICKNAMES.

I LIKE SEYMOUR THE PENNY
THE BEST. THAT WAS
MY FAVORITE, HUH?

YOU GET IT? BRIAN PENNY.

SO YOU'RE
SEYMOUR'S KID.

OK, LISTEN...
I CAN HELP YOU
IF YOU TALK TO ME.

ALL RIGHT.

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO
THERE WERE SOME GUYS
THAT CAME AROUND HERE,

STARTED SHOWING ME
PICTURES OF ME
AND MY OLD MAN.

THEY SAID IF I COULD
HACK THE FBI SYSTEM,

THAT THEY WOULD
GIVE ME HIS WHEREABOUTS.

SO THEY SAID
THEY COULD GET ME
IN THE FBI COMPOUND,

GIVE ME THE LEVEL 3
SECURITY THAT I NEEDED
TO WORK MY MAGIC AND--

THE CATANIAS
TOLD YOU THAT?

OH, MAN, THESE GUYS
WERE NOT EVEN ITALIAN.

WE'RE TALKING...
WEISER HOCKEY TEAM,

STUFFY ASS, IBM,
BROOKS BROTHERS
MOTHERFUCKERS.

I ONLY GAVE THE GOOMBAHS
HALF A LIST, BUT, UH...

THEY WERE ONLY
INTERESTED IN MY DAD
AND--AND SOME OTHER DUDE.

THEY MENTION
ANY NAMES?

UH, YEAH. UM...

JOHN SOMETHING,
JOHN D...

DUGAN...
YEAH.

[WHISPERING]
SHIT.

YEAH.

ARE THEY OK?

YEAH, THEY'RE OK.

LOOK, I MAY NEED YOU
TO RELOCATE ME

IF MY BOSS EVER
FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS.

YEAH, LISTEN,
I'M WITH THE KID.

Tom: JESUS CHRIST,

JOHN, JOHN, GET YOUR
ASS BACK HERE NOW!

John: AND HE SAYS
THE GUYS HE DEALT
WITH WERE NOT MOB.

SOME 3rd PARTY.

Tom: YEAH, IT'S
PROBABLY SOME
INSIDE JOB, JOHN.

ALL THE BETTER REASON
FOR ME TO COME AND GET YOU.

WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

HE ALSO SAYS
HIS FATHER'S
IN THE PROGRAM.

SOME SEYMOUR SEGAL.

RING ANY BELLS?

HE'S GONNA
NEED PROTECTING.

JOHN, CAN WE JUST
TALK ABOUT THIS
WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER?

GET YOUR ASS
BACK HERE NOW.

LOOK, IT'S NOT
GONNA BE OVER
UNTIL I END IT.

THEY'RE GONNA HUNT
US ALL DOWN--SARAH,
AMBER, EVERYBODY--

UNTIL EVERYONE'S
DEAD. NOW LISTEN,

YOU CAN PICK
THE KID UP AT
THE RAILROAD TRACKS

JUST SOUTH--

OOH!

WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?

I GOT NO INTEREST
IN BEING A BUTT BUDDY
IN PRISON, OK?

BESIDES I'M ONLY HERE
'CAUSE OF MY DADDY-O.

I WANNA MAKE SURE
THAT NEITHER OF US
ARE LOOKING BETWEEN BARS.

CAPICE?

KID...YOU GOT
THE MOB, THE FBI

AND SOME MYSTERIOUS
3rd PARTY AFTER
YOUR ASS.

DO YOU REALLY THINK
I'M GONNA BE
ABLE TO HIDE?

I'M NOT AS DUMB
AS I LOOK.

AND THAT'S WHY
I'M STICKING TO YOUR ASS
LIKE CHEAP TOILET PAPER.

NOW WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I WON'T PUT 2 BULLETS
IN YOUR HEAD,

CRACK OPEN A BEER
AND CALL IT A NIGHT,
HUH?

BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY
ONE WHO KNOWS WHO
THE 3rd PARTY IS?

YOU GOT
A POINT, KID.

BUT, LISTEN...

YOU DICK WITH ME,

I'LL TEAR YOUR
KNEECAPS OFF

AND PLAY AIR HOCKEY
WITH THEM.

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

GIVE ME MY PHONE.

GET IN THE CAR.

AND SO, I HELPED THE MOB

AND SOME FRIENDS
OF THEIRS IN THE CIA

JUGGLE THEIR BOOKS.

AND THEN I TOOK YOU
GUYS UP ON YOUR OFFER

OF COMPLETE IMMUNITY
FROM PROSECUTION.

PRETTY GODDAMN SWEET.

YEAH, WELL...

I'M ONE HELL
OF AN ACCOUNTANT.

AND NOT MUCH
OF ANYTHING ELSE.

NOW SOMEWHERE OUT
THERE IS A THING

THAT I HAVE MY SIGNATURE
ON MORE THAN ANYTHING.

MY BIGGEST INVESTMENT.

AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE THAT KID IS.

SO WHAT'S UP, PHIL?

WE'RE GONNA KEEP YOU HERE
TILL AFTER THE TRIAL.

THEN WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU
TO A PERMANENT LOCATION.

ALL RIGHT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

TYRONE.

HOPE HE'S GOT THE FOOD.

[GUNSHOT]

UNH!

UNH! UNH!

DOMINIC.

HAD I KNOWN YOU
WERE COMIN', I'D...

CLEANED
THE PLACE UP.

I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT.

I WANTED IT
TO BE A SURPRISE.

[NERVOUS LAUGH]
WELL, THAT IT WAS.

Seymour:
HOW'D YOU FIND OUT
WHERE I WAS STAYING?

I GOT A TIP
FROM YOUR FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW, SEYMOUR...

YOU LEFT AND I JUST
HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE

TO BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK.

YOU WERE SO GOOD.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO?

IT HURT MY OPERATION.

I HAD TO GO OUTSIDE FOR HELP.

TONY TURNS TO THE P.D.

YOU GO...

IT DIDN'T DO WONDERS
FOR THE CATANIA BRAND NAME.

DOM...WE CAN WORK
THIS OUT.

THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORK OUT.

YOU HAVE 10 Gs!

NO! NO!

ALL RIGHT, PAOLO.

NO, NO!

PAOLO...PLEASE.

OH, SUCH A HOT-HEAD.

I'M NOT ONE FOR VENDETTAS.
I'M A BUSINESSMAN.

BUT I DO BELIEVE IN JUSTICE.

SO I WANT TO TELL YOU
2 THINGS:

NUMBER ONE--
YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT.

AH, NO!

MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATES,
WHO WOULD PREFER
TO REMAIN NAMELESS,

WANT ME TO KILL YOU
RIGHT NOW.

BUT YOU'RE MY INSURANCE
THAT I'M GONNA GET
THE REST OF THE LIST

FROM YOUR
PAIN-IN-THE-ASS SON.

WHAT?

THAT'S RIGHT...

YOUR SON.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO NUMBER 2.

ONCE I HAVE THE LIST,
AND ALL IS "HAPPILY
EVER AFTER,"

I'LL GO HOME,
HAVE A NICE MEAL...

AND KILL YOUR BOY.

[SOBS] NO...

YOU CAN BE SURE OF THAT.

LET'S GO.

COME ON, SWEETHEART.

[GROANS]

ARE YOU SURE THIS
IS THE PLACE, KID?

YEAH, THIS IS
DEFINITELY THE PLACE.

GIVE ME THAT POLE.

[METAL CLANKS]

PUT THIS IN YOUR BACKPACK.

[CLANKING]

[SQUEAK]

SHH.

YOU KNOW...

IT'S TOO BAD YOU DON'T
LIKE ME ALL THAT MUCH.

[BANG]

WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM.

KID, YOU GOTTA LEARN
TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

I'M TELLING YOU, WHY
WOULD THESE GUYS MEET ME

AT THEIR SECRET HIDEOUT?

SHH.

THEY TRIED TO KILL
YOU, REMEMBER?

YEAH, IT'LL STICK IN
MY BRAIN TILL ALZHEIMER'S
TAKES OVER.

SHH.

UNH!

[SNAP]

HE'S NOT WITH
THE CATANIAS.

I TOLD YOU, I MET
THOSE OTHER GUYS HERE.

NO SHARKSKIN
IN THE ROOM.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

UNH!

GOOD SHOT!

IN SCHOOL,
YOU NEVER GOT A CHECK

IN THE "PLAYS WELL WITH
OTHERS" BOX, DID YOU?

LOOK AT THIS, MAN,
SINKS!

I TOLD YA, WE'RE CHASIN'
OUR ASSES, COMING
TO THIS PLACE.

NO SUITS, NO MOB.
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!

HOW MANY SINK FACTORIES
DO YOU KNOW

THAT ARE PROTECTED BY GUARDS
WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS?

I DON'T KNOW!
I DON'T F...

HANG OUT AT MANY
SINK FACTORIES.

[CRASH]

[LAUGHING]

HEY! [LAUGHING]

UNH!

AAH!

UNH!

DAMN!

YOU...

ARE ONE BAD-ASS,

SKULL-CRACKIN'
MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU USED TO WORK
FOR THE POST OFFICE,
DIDN'T YOU?

YOU JUST LIKE
TO WORK WITH PEOPLE.

HOLY SHIT!

OHH...WOW!

I HAVEN'T SEEN
THIS MANY DRUGS SINCE
MY LAST BIRTHDAY PARTY.

"POLYMER."
FOR CUTTING IT?

NO, ACTUALLY POLYMER'S FOR
BONDING THINGS, BRAINIAC.

IT'S LIKE A PLASTIC.

YOU CAN MOLD IT, SHAPE IT.

IT'S THE SINKS.

IT'S THE FUCKING SINKS!

COCAINE SINKS!

WE ARE REALLY DEALING
WITH THE DARK SIDE
OF THE FORCE HERE, MAN.

THESE SINKS CAME INTO
THE COUNTRY YESTERDAY.

THEY CLEARED CUSTOMS
UNDER "BZ IMPORTS."

HUH...

[DIALS CELL PHONE]

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO YOU CALLIN'?

FBI.

FEDS?!

RIGHT. SO FAR,
THEY HAVEN'T DONE
MUCH GOOD.

THEIR IDEA OF
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
IS HANDING OUT CONDOMS.

COME ON.
THEY'RE STILL INSIDE.

Man: AGENT HOLLY, LINE 2.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

TOM HOLLY.

I HOPE YOU GOT
GOOD NEWS FOR ME.

YEAH,
EVERYBODY'S SAFE.

GOOD. OK.

CHECK ON BZ IMPORTS.
LOOK INTO THEIR TAX FILES.

THEIR FREIGHTER CAME
INTO PORT 2 DAYS AGO.

PIER 17. FIND OUT
WHO'S BEHIND THIS,

AND WE'LL FIND OUT
WHO'S HELPING THE CATANIAS.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GET ON IT.

NOW, LOOK, JOHN,
I NEED YOU
BACK HERE NOW.

NOT TOMORROW, NOW!

YEAH.

[DOOR OPENS]

WHOA, WE GOT COMPANY.

GO, GO, GO, GO.

GO, KID, GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO!

ALL RIGHT!

GET IN. GET IN.

I'M DOWN.

John: LET'S GO, KID.

RUN, KID!

[GUNFIRE]

[GUNFIRE]

[TIRES SCREECH]

GET IN THE CAR!

JIMMY!

MOVE IT!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[GUNFIRE]

GO! GO!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Man: BACK UP!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

John: JIMMY, HOW DID
YOU KNOW WHERE WE WERE?

Jimmy: EASY.

I JUST FOLLOWED
ALL THEM DEAD BODIES.

SO I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD ANY FRIENDS.

HE DON'T.
HE FUCKED 'EM ALL OVER.

RIGHT, TONY?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S JOHN DUGAN NOW, HUH?

YOU LOOK REAL IRISH.

I COULD SEE YOU
EATIN' BOILED POTATOES
AND DRINKIN' GREEN BEER.

KISS MY ASS,
JIMMY.

SO WHAT NAME
DID YOU GET?

WHAT NAME'D
YOU GET?

HOWARD SUSSMAN.

HOWARD SUSSMAN?!

WHY'D YOU PICK THAT?

I DIDN'T. THEY DID.

THEY SAID IT WOULD HELP
TO TONE DOWN MY IMAGE.

RIGHT.

WOW. SO LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.

BOTH OF YOU
WERE HITMEN

AND ON THE WITNESS
PROTECTION LIST?

SO HOW MUCH DO
I GOTTA PAY YOU GUYS
TO WHACK SOMEBODY?

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
REALLY WHACK SOMEBODY.

OHH!

SOMETIMES IT'S FREE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
COULD DO WHAT YOU DID, MAN.

I MADE YOU, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW, TONY.

YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY.

I OWE ALL OF THIS
TO YOU.

YOU DON'T OWE BEIN'
A STOOL PIGEON TO ME.

THAT WAS YOUR OWN IDEA.

I WOULD NEVER TESTIFY
AGAINST YOU, JIMMY.

THANKS. I'D HAVE BEEN
BETTER OFF IF YOU DID.

THEY'RE HUNTIN' ME DOWN
NOW BECAUSE THEY THINK

I'M IN ON IT WITH YOU.

YOU SHOULD PAY
FOR WHAT YOU DID, TONY.

I AM.

I MISSED OUT ON
THAT GREAT MOB
PENSION PLAN.

YEAH, AND, UH,
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT
FREE CAR TRUNK BURIAL

IN NEW JERSEY.

SHUT UP.

SHUT UP.

NOTHIN'. NOBODY.

UGH!

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

HELLO?

THERE NOT FUCKIN' HERE.

Dominic:
HOW UNFORTUNATE.

UNFORTUNATE?!
THE MOTHERFUCKERS!

NOW CALM DOWN
AND LISTEN TO ME.

I GOT GARRETT
AT MY ASS,
WANTING SEYMOUR DEAD.

HE GETS NOBODY, YOU
HEAR ME, NOBODY UNTIL
I GET TONY, HIS FAMILY,

AND THAT PUNK-ASS KID.

I'M GONNA CUT HIM TO PIECES.

YOU CAN PLAY BENIHANA
AFTER YOU FIND THE
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER.

WE'LL DIVIDE THE SPOILS
WHEN YOU GET BACK.

[DIAL TONE AND STATIC]

[STATIC]

Man:
YEAH, IT'S BENNY
"THE BASH" HERE.

Jimmy: BENNY...YEAH.

IT'S ME.

I GOT TONY
AND THE KID WITH ME.

Benny: YEAH, RIGHT.

I WANT YOU TO MEET ME
AND BRING A COUPLE
OF GUYS

AND COME LOADED FOR BEAR.

Benny:
WE'LL BE UP THERE
AS SOON AS--

NO, NOW!

UH, OK, WHERE?

Jimmy: WHERE?
GEE, I DON'T KNOW, BENNY.

HOW ABOUT, UH, THE RACETRACK.

YOU KNOW, WE'LL HAVE
A COUPLE OF DRINKS.

YOU MEET ME IN THE
FUCKIN' CLUB, YOU MORON!

[BEEPING]

DOMINIC. THEY'RE
SUPPOSED TO MEET A GUY

NAMED BENNY "THE BASH"
AT THE GRAND CLUB.

TAKE CARE OF IT.

Jimmy: BENNY.

HOW'S IT GOING?

GOOD.

HOW YOU DOIN', JIMMY?

YOU REMEMBER TONY.

IS THAT THE KID?

Jimmy: YEAH.

SO WHERE'S THE REST
OF THE GUYS?

I'M IT.

YOU'RE IT?!

I CALLED ALL AROUND.

NOT ONE GUY WANTS
TO PUT HIS ASS ON THE LINE

FOR A MUTT STOOL PIGEON.

YOU'RE HERE.

I'M HERE FOR JIMMY.

[HANDCUFFS CLICK SHUT]

ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN GO.

WHAT?!

WHAT? DO I STUTTER?
GET OUTTA HERE.

WHAT ABOUT THE KID?

THE KID STAYS.
I WANT HIM TO GET INTO
THE FED'S COMPUTER

AND FUCK UP THEIR FILES
SO BAD THAT NOBODY
EVER DOES THIS AGAIN.

[CLICK]

GO ON. GET OUTTA HERE.

GO RUN TO
YOUR FEDERAL BUDDIES.

JIMMY...

MY FAMILY'S IN DANGER.

YOU'RE OUT OF FAMILY.
YOU FUCKED THEM!

I DIDN'T HAVE
A GODDAMN CHOICE!

CHOICE? THIS WAS
YOUR CHOICE.

JIMMY, ALL I CAN--

[CLICK]

I CAN'T SHOOT YOU
IN THE HEART.
YOU AIN'T GOT ONE.

UH, LISTEN, I REALLY
HATE TO INTERRUPT.

John: KID, I TOLD YOU
TO LEAVE MY STUFF ALONE.

HEY, KID...

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT
YOUR OLD MAN.

THANKS, JOHN.
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW

YOU'RE THE FIRST KILLER
WITH A HEART I'VE EVER MET.

OK. I'M OUTTA HERE.

GREAT, MAN,
WHERE WE GOING?

"WE" AIN'T GOIN'
ANYWHERE, SONNY.

WHAT?!

NO, DON'T GO, MAN,
PLEASE!

DON'T LEAVE ME, MAN.
I AM SCARED.

WHAT?! YOU'LL BE FINE.

LOOK, I AM IN WAY
OVER MY HEAD HERE.

I AM NOT A BAD-ASS.
I JUST WANT TO SEE
MY DAD.

WELL, GOOD LUCK.

JOHN! ARE YOU JUST GONNA
KEEP WALKING AWAY?

YOU'RE SAYIN' YOU
LOVE YOUR FAMILY,

AND YOU STILL BELIEVE
IN THAT HORSESHIT
MAFIA CODE, MAN.

IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE MONEY!

DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU
AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES
IN THIS FOR THE PEOPLE?

YOU KNOW, IT TOOK ME
A LONG TIME TO REALIZE,
BUT...

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
IN THIS LIFE.

I'M NOT JUST GOING
TO HAND OVER THE LIST.

NOT TO JIMMY,
NOT TO ANYBODY.

LISTEN TO ME.

I MAY HURT YOU.

BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT...

JIMMY WILL KILL YA.

AND YOU DON'T GIVE
A DAMN, DO YOU?

JUST LIKE ALL THE HITMEN
SAY IN THE MOVIES...

"NOTHIN' PERSONAL."

RIGHT, TONY?

IT'S ALL PERSONAL, KID.

OH, SHEEZ!

I'LL MEET YOU GUYS
OUT BACK.

HEY, GUYS, YOUR FRIEND
STOPPED IN TO SAY
GOOD-BYE.

LET'S GO, KID.

COME ON, MOVE IT.
LET'S GO!

UNH!

UNH! AHH.

OHH!

UNH!

AAH!

DON'T BETRAY THE KID.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.

I'M SO SORRY, JIMMY.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I HATED BEING HOWARD.

OHH!

COME ON, KID. GO, GO!

I'LL CALL FOR AN FBI PICKUP

ONCE I GET OUTTA HERE.

GO, COME ON!

TONY. LONG TIME.

YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY.

THE OLD TONY WOULD.

YOU MOVED FEDERAL
WITNESSES WITHOUT
CLEARANCE?

THIS IS THE BIGGEST
EMERGENCY THIS PROGRAM
HAS EVER SEEN.

YOU BET YOUR ASS
IT IS.

I GOT THE
DEPUTY DIRECTOR
OF THE CIA

ARRIVING HERE
ANY MINUTE.

THEY KNOW YOU MOVED
WITNESSES, TOM.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
THEY KNOW?

CIA...CENTRAL
INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.

IT'S THEIR JOB
TO KNOW THINGS.

THEY DON'T HAVE ACCESS
TO OUR FILES.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

ON MY DESK IN 5 MINUTES,
THE LOCATION WHERE
YOU MOVED THE WITNESSES.

[TELEPHONES RINGING]

[BEEPING]

[LINE RINGING]

DOMINIC? AGENT HOLLY'S
LEAVING THE BUILDING.

FOLLOW HIM.

[UNINTELLIGIBLE CHATTER]

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

HEY, IRV.

HOW ARE YOU TWO DOING?
EVERYTHING OK?

NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT OK!

EXCUSE ME. UH,

CAN I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU, SIR?

ARE YOU
THE MANAGER HERE?

YES, SIR.

COULD WE HAVE
THOSE KEYS?

OF COURSE NOT!

GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS!

HEY!

GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE
YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD.

GET THE FUCK
OUTTA HERE.

YOU'RE SCARING ME.

YOU'RE SCARING MY CHILD.

WHERE'S JOHN?

UH...I'M AFRAID I DON'T HAVE
ALL THE ANSWERS FOR YOU,

BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU
ONE THING--THIS WILL
ALL BE OVER VERY SOON, OK?

[DOOR OPENS]

[CHILD SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

AAH! UNH!

[WHIMPERING]

SORRY FOR THE INTRUSION.

I'VE BEEN CURIOUS
ABOUT YOU.

[WAILS]

WHERE'S JOHN?

JOHN'S FINE.

HE'S SLEEPING COMFORTABLE

BACK IN OUR LOCAL OFFICE.

PAOLO, HELP THE MOTHER
TO THE CAR.

NO, NO!
GET AWAY FROM ME!

STOP IT! STOP IT!
DON'T HURT HER!

PLEASE DON'T HURT
HER!

OK, DON'T CRY, SWEETHEART.
DON'T CRY.

GET IN THE CAR.
SHE'LL BE FINE.

IT'S NOT GONNA HURT.
DON'T CRY.

IT'S JUST NAP TIME.

SWEET DREAMS.

UHH...

ALL RIGHT.

OK. HERE.

[GROANS]

I THOUGHT
IT WAS APPROPRIATE.

I SAW SARAH.

MMM, SHE'S LOOKIN' GOOD.

YOU MUST BE FEELIN'
LIKE THE BASTARD SON

AT A FAMILY REUNION.

WITH GOOD REASON.

I'VE BEEN WAITING
A LONG TIME FOR THIS.

BUT FIRST...

FORMALITIES.

MY OLD MAN WANTS TO
KNOW WHAT YOU FOUND OUT

ABOUT OUR IMPORT
BUSINESS AND WHICH
FED YOU TALKED TO.

FUCK YOU.

[CLICK]

I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT.

'CAUSE I DON'T GIVE
A SHIT WHAT YOU KNOW

OR WHO YOU TOLD IT TO.

WHAT MATTERS IS...

YOU'RE HOME.

[LAUGHS]

UNH!

ALL RIGHT...

ALL RIGHT.

HOW MANY...HOW MANY
FEDERAL AGENTS
YOU TALK TO?

AGENT ORANGE.
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

NOW...

OK...

DO YOU HAVE THE COMPLETE
WITNESS LIST WITH YOU?

IF I DID, DO YOU THINK
I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH
TO GIVE IT TO YOU?

FINE. DOWNLOAD
THE COMPLETE LIST.

I--I--I CAN'T

ACCESS THE FBI FILES
FROM HERE.

YOU'RE A HACKER,
AIN'T YA?

HACK INTO YOUR
OWN BACKUP FILES.

YOU DID MAKE
A BACKUP FILE,
DIDN'T YOU, KID?

LISTEN...

WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

THE NEXT TIME YOU GO
TO THE STORE...

WOULD YOU JUST...

BUY A LIFE. THIRD SHELF,
NEXT TO THE TAMPONS.

OK...

I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO GO LIKE THIS.

[CHUCKLES]

I'M GONNA REMOVE
A FINGER...

FOR EVER FURTHER
MINUTE YOU RESIST.

THAT'S FINE.
I HUNT AND PECK ANYWAY.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE
IT'S A MINUTE ALREADY?

HEY, RONNIE,
TAKE IT EASY.

WE CAN'T TOUCH HIM
WITHOUT PAOLO'S OK.

UNDERSTAND?

YOU'RE RIGHT.

GO GET HIM.

GO PUT THEM ON
THE SHIP. GO AHEAD.

GO AHEAD!

[DIALING]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[BEEP]

HELLO?

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.

...ANIA.

RONNIE, UH...

WE KEEP EVERYBODY ALIVE
UNTIL WE GET THE LIST.

BUT, SIR, WE TOLD
THEM WE'D KILL THE
ACCOUNTANT IMMEDIATELY.

Dominic: RONNIE,
YOU GOT AN EXCELLENT MEMORY.

AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER
YOU CALL ME, CONFIRMING
WE HAVE THE LIST...

SEYMOUR AND TONY'S 2 FRIENDS
WILL BE SIGNIFICANTLY
PERFORATED.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

WORKS FOR ME.

CIA...?

ALL RIGHT, SIR.

I TOLD MY OLD MAN YOU
WOULDN'T SHOOT SEYMOUR.

HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

I TOOK ONE OF YOUR
BULLETS TO PROVE IT.

WHY? YOU GOT A NEW
FAMILY NOW, TONY? HUH?

THE FEDS GONNA STAND
BEHIND YOU?

THEY'RE YOUR NEW FAMILY?

THEY'RE WORSE THAN US!

THEY'RE NOTHING
BUT A BUSINESS!

SO IS THIS, PAOLO.

IT'S ALL ABOUT
BUSINESS NOW.

THE KID'S RIGHT.

WE'RE NO MEN WITH RESPECT.

WE'RE JUST A BUNCH
OF THIEVES AND KILLERS.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I'M NOT LYIN'
TO YOU, PAOLO.

YOUR OLD MAN'S MAKIN'
FOOLS OF US ALL.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOUR BULLSHIT!

I'M GONNA DO MY DUTY.

I'M GONNA TAKE CARE
OF YOU THE RIGHT WAY.

GOOD OLD SICILIAN STYLE.

BOBBY, ALAN!

TIE HIM UP.

UNH.

OHH.

OK, FELLAS.

THANKS.

DO YOU MIND
IF I WATCH?

OH, YOU REMEMBER THIS,
DON'T YOU, TONY?

YOUR LEGS RELAX,

THE NOOSE TIGHTENS
AROUND YOUR NECK,

THEN YOU DIE.

OH, UM, IF IT'LL MAKE IT
MORE PLEASANT,

DAD'S GOT YOUR 2 BITCHES.

THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT
WORSE THAN YOU.

I'LL SEE TO IT.

EXCUSE ME, BOSS.

WHAT?

THE, UH, KID'S
GIVING US SHIT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?

WHAT'S ALL THIS
NO ACCESS, NO ACCESS,
ACCESS DENIED STUFF?

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

LISTEN, MAN,
I DON'T TELL YOU

HOW TO BUST KNEECAPS,
OK, MR. BACKSEAT DRIVER?

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST LET ME
WORK WITH THE COMPUTER HERE?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

THE PROBLEM IS
I CAN'T TYPE

WHEN I GOT THESE
WALKING VEGETABLES
LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER.

ENZO, RONNIE, LET ME
TALK TO THE KID
FOR A MINUTE.

SMOKE?

GO AHEAD.
IT'S OK.

I JUST MISSED
SEEING THE GUY
I HATE THE MOST

DIE VERY SLOWLY.

IT'S YOUR FAULT.

THEREFORE YOU
ARE THE NEW GUY
I HATE THE MOST.

ONE MORE WORD OUT OF
YOU, AND I'LL SLASH
YOUR FUCKIN' THROAT!

NOW, FIND THE FILE NOW.

BOBBY, AL, BRING
TONY'S CORPSE
UP HERE.

OK, BOSS.

OW!

UGH!

CHECK IT OUT!

STILL GOING.

HEY, ENZO, ENZO.

JACKPOT.

RELAX.

RONNIE, WHAT'S UP?

TONY'S GONE!

ENZO, GO FIND HIM.

SHOOT HIM. ENZO...

DON'T MISS.

DON'T WORRY.

GET THE CAR.
BRING IT AROUND.

THANKS, KID.

WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT.

YEAH. YOU JUST
FIGURE THAT OUT?

NO, BUT I FOUND OUT
WHO'S RUNNING BZ IMPORTS

AND HAS ACCESS
TO THE GOVERNMENT
ENCRYPTERS,

ASIDE FROM THE FBI
AND THE MILITARY.

CIA.

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

THE BAD NEWS IS
YOUR BUDDY PAOLO
FOUND MY SECOND CD

WITH THE REST OF
THE WITNESS PROGRAM
LIST.

THAT'S OUR BARGAINING CHIP.

THEY CALL THE GUYS
HOLDING SARAH, IT'S OVER.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

FOR WHATEVER IT'S WORTH,

I WAS ABLE TO JAM
A COUPLE OF THEIR
CAP CODES,

SO THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO BE MAKING

ANY OUTGOING CALLS
ANYTIME SOON.

OK. GOOD.

I GOT TO MAKE SURE
THEY DON'T GET
TO A PHONE AT ALL.

STAY HERE.

DIRTY SHIT.

WELL,
AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I CAN HOT-WIRE
ANY MECHANICAL HORSE
THERE, KEMOSABE.

SHOW ME.

ANY IDEA WHERE THEY'RE AT?

WE'RE NEVER GOING
TO FIND THEM.

THERE THEY ARE.

WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG
WITH THIS PHONE?

GET ME TO A PHONE BOOTH.

THERE'S ONE OVER THERE.

RONNIE, PULL OVER.

TELL MY FATHER I HAVE
THE REST OF THE LIST,

I'M BRINGING IT
BACK TO NEW YORK.

YOU GOT IT.

AND THEY CAN KILL
THE HOSTAGES.

OK.

I WANT EVIDENCE
HIS FAMILY'S DEAD!

HE'LL KNOW.

HEY, LOUIE.

WATCH THIS.

THERE'S ONE OF THEM.

HOLD ON. SOME PRICK'S
REVVING HIS ENGINE.

THIS FUCKIN' THING!

AW, SHIT!

GET OUT OF THERE, RONNIE!

AAH!

JOHN DUGAN!

YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME.

YOU'RE A CHANGED MAN.

WHOA!

YOU DID
THE RIGHT THING.

KILLING'S NEVER
THE RIGHT THING.

SO WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN ALL THIS IS OVER?

LOOK, MAN, YOU KEEP TALKING
LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND
OF WEREWOLF.

I DON'T KNOW WHO
YOU WERE BEFORE,

BUT WHAT I DO KNOW NOW,
TODAY, IS THAT

YOU ARE A MAN WHO
IS DOING EVERYTHING
HE CAN TO HELP HIS FAMILY.

I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT
SHOOTING SPITBALLS AT US,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

YEAH. CITY MORGUE.
JOHN KILLS IT,
WE CHILLS IT.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

WHO IS THIS?

OH, YOU MUST BE
MR. BAD ASS MAFIA DUDE.

WELL, YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE?

THEY'RE ROASTING THEIR CHESTNUTS
OVER AN OPEN FIRE,

AND MY BUDDY HERE JUST
VENTILATED PAOLO--

DOMINIC?

YOU KILLED MY BOY?

I GOT THE REST
OF THE LIST,

BUT I BET I CAN CUT
A DEAL WITH YOUR
FRIENDS IN THE CIA.

JOHN, I WAS NEVER ONE
TO TAKE THINGS PERSONALLY,

BUT YOU CERTAINLY ARE
TESTING MY LIMITS.

NOW, I STILL NEED THAT LIST.

ONE HOUR.

THE SHIPYARD, PIER 17.

I GET THE LIST,

YOUR FAMILY AND SEYMOUR...

THEY CAN GO FREE.

LET ME SPEAK TO SARAH.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

JOHN WANTS TO TALK TO YOU,
SWEETHEART.

GET AWAY FROM ME!

HEY, JOHN,
SASSY AS EVER.

AND QUITE ALIVE,
UNLIKE MY SON.

I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR YOU.

WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'VE GOT THE LIST.

THEN DESTROY IT.
THEY CAN'T HAVE IT.

CONSIDER IT DONE.

BUT, LOOK, YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO LEAVE ME OUT HERE.

KID, EVERYBODY
I'VE EVER MET

IS GOING TO BE
TRYING TO KILL ME.

AND I CAN'T GO IN THERE
PACKING 'CAUSE THEY'RE
EXPECTING A CLEAN SWAP.

IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME WITH YOU,

I WILL NEVER SEE MY FATHER
ALIVE AGAIN.

I CAN'T HELP YOU, KID.

YOU NEED ME.

GET IN THE CAR.

ALL RIGHT, KID.
GIVE ME THAT SHIRT
OUT OF THAT BAG.

YOU SHOULD'VE
KILLED ME, TONY.

YOU SHOULD'VE KILLED ME.

LOOK, I GOT THE ACCOUNTANT.

YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
YOU GOT THE INFO.

WHY WOULD I SCREW YOU?

YOU'RE LIKE FAMILY TO ME.

CUT THE BULLSHIT.

I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION
WITH DUGAN.

IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS,
THAT ACCOUNTANT IS
SUPPOSED TO TESTIFY.

NO BUTS. KILL HIM NOW!

I NEED
THAT ACCOUNTANT DEAD
AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

I'LL KILL HIM AS SOON
AS I GET THE LIST.
YOU HAVE MY WORD.

LISTEN, WE GOT A SITUATION
THAT'S GOTTEN OUT OF HAND.

IT NEEDS TO BE CLEANED UP.

I HAVE NO INTEREST
IN SEEING ANY
OF YOU ALIVE

UNTIL TONY
AND THE KID IS DEAD
AND I HAVE THE LIST.

CAPICE?

CAPICE.

SEARCH THESE 2 MONKEYS,
WILL YA?

GUMBAH, YOU GOT MY LIST?

YOU GOT OUR FAMILIES?

YOU GET YOUR FAMILIES
WHEN I GET MY LIST.

ENNNH! WRONG ANSWER, BUT, HEY,
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

THEY'RE NOT HERE.

WHAT IS THIS, LIKE,
KILL THE HACKER,
TAKE THE LIST, TAKE 2?

WORK WITH ME, PEOPLE, HERE.

COME ON. MAYBE YOU
SICILIAN CLOWNS CAN
GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME.

I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF,
YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' PUNK.

DROP THE GUN OR I'LL BLOW
BLONDIE'S HEAD OFF.

DROP THE GUN!

DROP THE GUN!

COME ON!

GET DOWN, KID!

COME ON, KID!
GO, GO, GO, GO!

GET IN THERE.

[WHISPERING]
Here. Take this.

OOH! WHO ARE THOSE BOYS
OUT THERE?

CIA.

THE MEN IN BLACK
HAVE A BOMB.

Agent:
WE'VE GOT EXACTLY
5 MINUTES.

GOOD.

ARRGGGH!

I HATE KEVLAR.

IS THAT A DETONATOR?

IT'S NOT A
GARAGE DOOR OPENER.

BY THE LOOKS OF IT,

THERE'S ENOUGH EXPLOSIVE
HERE TO PUT A DENT
IN THE PLANET.

I'M SACRED.
EVEN IF WE DO GET
OUR FAMILIES,

THERE'S NO WAY
WE'LL BE ABLE

TO CLEAR
THE RADIUS IN TIME.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!

EASY. YOU DO ANYTHING
MORE THAN MAKE FUN
OF THIS THING'S MOM,

AND THEY'LL
BE SCRAPING US
OFF THE WALLS.

OK, BRIAN, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT DISARMING BOMBS?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
MIDDLE EASTERN LOVE SONGS
FROM THE 1940s?

I'LL--I'LL TRY.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

WE'RE GOING TO DIE.

[RING]

HERE'S A GOING AWAY
PRESENT.

HELLO.

TONY, I WANT THAT
FUCKIN' LIST!

HEY, DOMINIC,
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

YOUR PARTNER LEFT YOU
A GOING AWAY GIFT
SHAPED LIKE A BOMB.

THIS WHOLE SHIP
IS GOING DOWN.

YOU EXPECT ME
TO TRUST YOU?

DOMINIC, I JUST WANT
TO GET OFF THIS SHIP
ALIVE WITH MY FAMILY.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
THAT CHANCE.

I'M GOING TO SEND A MAN
TO GET THE LIST FROM YOU.

IF HE DOESN'T RETURN
IN 5 MINUTES WITH THE LIST,

YOUR FAMILY AND SEYMOUR
WILL DIE.

I WANT TO HEAR THEM.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

HERE. TALK.

JOHN, UH, DO YOU HAVE
ANY MORE SECRETS FOR ME?

UH, YEAH.

UH, I USED TO BE A HITMAN
FOR THE GUY STANDING
NEXT TO YOU.

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
APPROPRIATE TO BRING UP
BEFORE NOW.

SAVING IT
FOR A BIG SURPRISE?

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

GREAT.

SARAH?

I'M COMING TO GET YOU.

ALL RIGHT.
5 MINUTES, JOHN.
5 MINUTES!

KEEP WORKING ON IT.

OK, WHERE ARE THEY?

THEY'RE UPSTAIRS
IN A STATE ROOM.

AAH!

SIT DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT EASY.

AMBER, YOU OK?

SHE'S OK.
WE'RE BOTH FINE.

YOU'VE GOT SOME
EXPLAINING TO DO.

AHEM!

HELLO, SEYMOUR.

TONY, IT'S ALWAYS
GREAT TO SEE YOU.

WHERE IS MY BOY?

HE'S STARTING
A NEW PROFESSION--
BOMB DEFUSION.

YOU PROBABLY WANT
TO HELP HIM.

RIGHT.

OK. THE PARTY CRUISE IS OVER.

SARAH, I WANT YOU
OFF THIS SHIP.

I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE
IN A FEW MINUTES.

YOU PROMISE?

I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE
IN A FEW MINUTES.

AAH! THIS ISN'T LIKE
BREAKING A BINARY CODE.

NO, SON,
AN RSA ENCRYPTION COUNTS
ON PRIME NUMBERS.

PRIME NUMBERS!
OF COURSE.

THANKS, POPS.

LOOK.

HEY, HEY, HEY!

I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, OK?

THANKS.

YOU DON'T WANT
TO KILL ME, TONY.

SURE, I DO.

ON YOUR KNEES.

IS THAT REALLY
NECESSARY?

ON YOUR KNEES.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S IT MATTER ANYWAY?

WE'RE BOTH GOING TO DIE
WHEN THE SHIP BLOWS UP.

YOU AND I DON'T HAVE TO.
WE CAN BOTH LEAVE
TOGETHER.

YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE
FIXER IN JERSEY.

YOU LEFT US AND YOU
CRIPPLED THE FAMILY.

WE NEEDED THE CIA TO GET
US BACK ON OUR FEET.

WE CAN PUT THE CATANIAS
BACK ON TOP, TONY.

YOU'LL BE MY RIGHT HAND.

I'M NOT IN
THAT BUSINESS ANYMORE.

YOU TURNED OVER
A NEW LEAF?

YOU'RE OUT THERE
KILLING EVERYBODY.

THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I WON'T KILL YOU, DOMINIC?

BECAUSE YOU'RE SMART,
TONY.

WE'RE TALKING
BUSINESS HERE.

YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO BE
WALKING THE MALLS
IN SUBURBIA.

YOU KNOW IT
AND I KNOW IT.

WE'RE STILL FAMILY.

TONY, COME ON.

IT'S GREAT SEEING YOU,
BRIAN.

I'VE WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU FOR SO LONG.

YEAH, LOOK. THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
THE FATHER/SON PICNIC, OK?

FOR A WHILE THERE,

I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK
YOU DIDN'T EVEN EXIST,

LIKE I WAS BORN OUT OF
A TEST-TUBE OR SOMETHING.

WE'RE DEAD.

HERE. GIVE IT TO ME.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW...

I DIDN'T ABANDON YOU.

YOUR MOTHER LEFT US.

I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE SHE WENT.

I WAS INVOLVED IN--
IN QUESTIONABLE
ACTIVITIES,

AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO LIVE THAT LIFE...

WITH A GUN ALWAYS
OVER YOUR HEAD.

THE FOSTER HOME WAS
THE SAFEST PLACE
TO RAISE YOU.

I--I WAS AFRAID.

[ALARM RINGING]

BUT I NEVER
FORGOT ABOUT YOU.

[ALARM STOPS]

DID YOU MEAN THAT

OR WERE YOU JUST TRYING
NOT TO GO TO HELL?

TONY...

DON'T DO THIS.

DOMINIC, I CAN NEVER REPAY YOU
FOR THE LIFE YOU GAVE ME,

BUT I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU
FOR TRYING TO KILL MY FAMILY,

SO IT ALL STOPS HERE.

SEYMOUR WILL TESTIFY,
THE FAMILY IS DEAD,

AND YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL.

GET UP.

AND, DOMINIC,

THE NAME IS JOHN.

I'D LIKE TO TRY...
BEING A DAD AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, MAKE UP
FOR ALL THOSE
LOST YEARS.

IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL
BE TESTIFYING SOON.

WHEN ALL THAT'S
OVER WITH,

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DOWN
TO THE CAYMAN ISLANDS?

OHH!

TONY, JOHN...

I MEAN, TONY--WHATEVER.

WHICH ONE DIES FIRST?

LET THEM GO, PAOLO.

IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

LET MY FATHER GO.

COME ON, GUYS.
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.

Sarah: AAH!

COME ON!

FUCKER! I'LL KILL YOU!

YOU KILLED MY FATHER!

TONY!

TONY!

YOU'RE MINE, TONY!

TONY!

TONY!

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME, TONY.

[BANG BANG]

[CRACK]

NOW, THAT'S SICILIAN STYLE.

I LOVE YOU, SON.

YOU DID GOOD
BACK THERE.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, I DID.

I MEAN, UH...

I--I LOVE YOU, TOO...

DAD.

ANY MORE SECRETS?

NO MORE SECRETS.

EXCEPT I THINK
THE WORD'S OUT
THAT I LOVE YOU.

DADDY, CAN WE GO HOME NOW?

YES, BABY, WE CAN.

GIVE ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
ALL RIGHT?

I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION
FOR YOU.

NOVEMBER 22, 1963,
IN DALLAS,

WERE YOU
IN THE GRASSY KNOLL...

OR THE BOOK DEPOSITORY?

I WAS IN THE FIRST GRADE.

NO MORE STEALING
GOVERNMENT SECRETS, ALL RIGHT?

NO. NO, I WON'T BE
PULLING YOU OUT OF
RETIREMENT

ANY TIME SOON,
BUT, UH...

THANKS, JOHN.

IT'S GOING TO BE
REALLY, REALLY COOL

TO HANG OUT
WITH MY DAD.

I'M PROUD TO KNOW YOU,
BRIAN PENNY.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU GOT IT.

I'M DRIVING.

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