Hip Hop Holiday (2019) - full transcript

Welcome to the fifth annual

Red Hot Christmas Special,
a star-studded celebration

featuring today's biggest names in music

with a special guest
performance by the sensational

Lisa Jay.

- Do I look like a paint ball number?

What are you, look at this.

Okay, stop.

'Cause right now you're
making me look like a clown.

Do I look like Bozo to you?

Right, give me this and
you can get out, bye.



Who hired her?

I thought I asked for the
largest dressing room.

This is a box.

♪ The queen is here ♪

♪ The queen is here ♪

- This is the largest
box in the place, right?

- Let's try something on.

- Try some candy.

- I specifically requested no hard candy.

Where's my imported chocolate?

You know what, having
talent wait like this,

this is so unprofessional.

- So it's gonna be about
another 30 minutes or so.

- What was that?



- Huh?

- Uh, listen, why don't you
go ahead and have some candy?

- I don't want to eat.

When I arrive, I want to go on the stage.

They're already an hour behind.

- All the mints are gone.

- Please, get that out of my face.

I've got an album coming out.

Why am I not performing my new single?

- It's a Christmas show!

- Listen, Lisa Rigg's gonna
announce your performance.

She's gonna plug your album.

Lisa's gonna let everyone
know how much she loves you.

- All of which, I arranged by the way,

and I got rid of that other girl.

- What other girl?

- Trish Taylor.

- Are you serious?

So y'all gonna let them
have my boyfriend's ex

announce me?

Stupid, that's dumb.

Whose idea was this?

- You know what?

When you and Daryl get through,

you guys get so much more press!

- He's working.

- What is this?

I specifically said alkaline water.

You know what?

Somebody getting fired today.

I'm so sick of this!

Everybody acting dumb!

♪ The queen is here ♪

♪ The queen is here ♪
- Hope that's the new

toilet seat.

- You know, this show's in
pre-take, I'm gonna go ahead

and see what's rocking.

- Oh wait, no.

The sponsors are sending
over a really big gift bag

and they have diamond
earrings in there, yeah.

- Well, that should calm her down some.

- I'll get the alkaline water.

- Hey guys.

I'm not doing the show.

What's up Tokyo, it's your
girl Lisa Jay and guess what,

I'm here!

Yes honey, we got Char on
a beat and we got Kara Jay

on the curler making me look real fancy.

New York, I am here, so make
sure y'all get your tickets,

even though they already sold out

but I got some extra tickets
for the ones who didn't get

a chance to get any.

Chicago, I'm up next.

♪ I think you do what you do ♪

♪ Me and Eddie F, we the untouchable ♪

♪ When he say bust it ♪

♪ I just bust it ♪

♪ I say cut the chat ♪

♪ It ain't black ♪

What's up Jay Birds, it's your
girl Lisa Jay and I'm here

with my boy J.R.

Today is the day of my new album release.

Lisa Jay is in the building,

we're talking about Flamethrower.

- That's right, it's out today.

Cop it, stream it, download
it, it's everywhere.

- Now, I heard it, I know it's dope.

But also I heard that you skipped out

on that Christmas special.

First of all,

it was a whole hour behind
and a girl got places to be

if you know what I mean.

But shout out to my amazing
cousin who worked so hard

to keep the haters

off my back.

- Yo, what's up, Christian?

That's my boy over there.

You know Christian.

- Anyway, I'm just super
excited to be in the A

promoting my new album.

- That's dope.

Do you got any big plans?

- Actually, my foundation
does a toy drive back in

Birmingham so I'll be there for a few days

and we do it in honor of my father.

You know, he really loved Christmas.

- You know what, I
commend you on that one.

What's the best gift
that you ever received?

- Oh, this Ethiopian prince?

He gave me a three-karat
sapphire ring one year.

- An Ethiopian prince?
- Oh my God!

- You just killing it
all over the world, huh?

- Well you know, I do what
I can do when I can do it.

Oh, just kidding.

- If you could have any
present for Christmas,

what would it be?

- For Lisa Jay to stay
at the top of the charts!

How about that?

- Well listen folks, you heard it.

Lisa Jay is here in the building.

We're talking about Flamethrower
and we're getting ready

to play that first single
is called Money Walk.

- Oh, make sure you guys
stay tuned 'cause I got

the Money Walk remix
coming up featuring my boy

Theramoney Heavy.

- Lisa Jay's in the building.

We gonna stay tuned for the remix too.

- And out.

♪ Lets go ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

- I miss you too, Daryl.

Nah, I'm not doing too
much partying with you.

Me and the girls,

we just gonna party with me girls tonight.

Yeah, I'll tell everybody you said hey.

Okay, love you, bye.

- I know you're excited to see Daryl.

- Mmm-hmm, he been gone for three months

and he'll be back tomorrow.

So I can't wait, you know what that means?

- Okay, a few family
things before you leave.

I sent in the tuition
checks for your cousins.

Put something on your uncle's books.

And, what do you want
to do about your cousin

Laura's mortgage, she's
three months behind.

- See, my daddy was the one
who kept everybody at bay.

But ever since he died, it's
like, it's a different family

member every week with
a certain situation.

- I can have Christian tell them that.

- No, 'cause I don't want
nobody putting me on blast

on social media.

So tell cousin Laura, I'll
catch up on her mortgage.

But that's her Christmas gift.

- That's her Christmas gift.

- All right, where's my gift.

- Ah, green bag, Rolex.

- Mmm-hmmm.

- Red bag, Booblo.

White bag,.

- Say that again?

I like your style.

- Oh yeah, yeah.

- All right, they gonna love these.

How this look, that look good?

- Fabulous.

- How fabulous?

- Times infinity.

- Times what, come on.

- Times a galaxy of infin,

you look great.

- That's all right, that's good enough.

All right, good night, bye.

- Bye!

I like that.

- Damn it.

Boss lady?

- Yes?

The
producers from Elise agreed

to do the interview at Lisa
Jay's home the day after

tomorrow, should I confirm it?

- Yes!

Christian, since Lisa
Jay won't go to New York,

Elise has agreed to come to
her house to do the interview.

Call me.

Thank you, Elise, I owe you one.

Lisa Jay absolutely
adores you and cannot wait

to have the opportunity to
sit down and talk to you

about her charity.

See you soon, Paris.

Perfect, see now that's what
I'm talking about, ha ha!

Yes?

Chef
Sed just called and Lisa Jay

still hasn't showed up
for the charity bake-off

and it's starting now.

- What?

Mmm-hmm.

- Dammit.

Lisa Jay?

Where the hell are you?

Has everyone lost their
phones and their minds

in the last 24 hours?

- Oh, see Paris is burning, huh?

- Cute, but it won't work.

Where's Lisa?

- She's asleep.

- Oh, well then maybe
she needs an assistant

with an alarm clock.

- I told Kia to leave her alone.

- Listen, the charity
bake-off was to make up

for the TV show.

Two no shows in two weeks is not good.

- Yeah, but first week's sales
are still projected to be

400 thousand.

- Her reputation is tanking.

- Uh, I got your message about that.

- Yes, now Elise is loved
and respected by everyone.

So this interview is gonna
be exactly what we need

to turn things around.

Kia, details.

Now, Elise is an old friend of mine, okay?

So, she's gonna skew the conversation

in the right direction, all right?

The interview is going to
be the day after tomorrow

and I want Lisa to talk about
her charity and her affinity

for giving back during the holiday season

and the toy drive.

- Toy drive, giving back.

- Yes, exactly.

Oh, and she needs to be cheerful.

I mean like Santa Claus
loving, tree lighting,

Christmas caroling, kind of cheerful.

Hell, she could be draped
in Christmas lights

as far as I'm concerned.

- Now don't you think that's a bit much?

- The more cheerful and
loving she is, the better.

I want it light and I want it fun.

Oh, she needs an ugly Christmas sweater.

- That's a joke, right?

- No.

Now Elise adopted two children
so make sure there are

plenty of presents.

- Two kids, got it.

- Oh, and decorate.

I want this place to look
like a Sax Fifth Avenue

Christmas display.

- I'll call the designer.

- Great, now, she already
missed the charity bake off.

All right, now there is
a meet and greet tomorrow

with some disabled children at Vi.

I will be here to personally
make sure that she arrives

on time.

Thank you.

- No, thank you.

Good luck with that.

- Okay, decorate.

- Oh, I just love shopping.

It just gives me a rush,
you know what I'm saying?

- I haven't been shopping for
myself in over a year, so--

- Why?

No, wait, what is all of this.

- Okay, okay.

The designers have been here all day.

All the head designers have been pictures.

It is amazing, ready?

Tah dah!

- I don't like it.

No, it's trash.

First of all, I need sexy, I'm sexy.

I want silver black balls.

This is dated.

Do I look dated to you?

- No, no, no, no, but it's
Christmas and the designers

swear that this will pop on television.

- I pop.

This, no, not so much pop.

I want black and silver bulbs.

I want, I want, I want something massive.

I want something big.

I want something that's just dope.

I'm dope, all around dope.

- You are, however, comma,

where am I gonna get black
bulbs at this time of night?

The crew will be here at 7 a.m., remember?

- First of all, the crew's
not coming here at 7 a.m.

because I want them to come to my condo.

And I want them in my personal space

so I need you to change everything.

Otherwise, you're fired, okay?

And get my bags, thanks, bye.

- Okay, bye.

Okay, black bulbs.

- You know I really appreciate it,

but you didn't have to
decorate the whole house.

- Well, your whole house was in dire need

of a holiday makeover.

- You're like one of Santa's helpers.

You could have just said no.

- You could have said no.

I went looking for black spray paint.

Thanks for letting me use your place.

My apartment is so small,

I would have gassed the entire floor.

- You don't even, this stuff is toxic.

- Yeah, we have plenty.

I could put up a few more.

- I don't think I'm gonna be
doing too much decorations

this year, but thanks.

- You okay?

- Hey, what can I do to help?

- Grab a blow dryer and start drying.

- Why would I have a blow dryer?

- I don't know.

Maybe you're girlfriend or someone special

would have one here?

- No.

- No blow dryer or no one special?

- Both.

- Okay, well, I'll paint
and you can glitter.

- I'll paint and you glitter.

- Hah hah, okay.

- Starting Karen's tidbits
tonight is none other

than Lisa Jay.

What is up with our girl?

Now I'm usually a fan,

but lately I can not with
this girl and her antics.

She walked off of the
Christmas special leaving all

of the organizers frantic
at the last minute

and guess what?

She didn't even show up at a charity event

that was benefiting education.

But guess what?

The night before, she was out
giving expensive Christmas

gifts, like.

So you know, seriously,

you have time to give to the rich people

but you don't have time
for everybody else?

Lisa Jay don't love the kids?

So listen honey, everybody
loves a fun diva moment.

But nobody likes a bitch.

- Braggo, nothing about me is regular.

I don't know what you keep doing this.

I'm not wearing nothing off the rack.

- You are so predictable.

Listen, just--

No!

- Oh my goodness, just give me a second!

Try it on, perfect.
- No, no, no.

- Jingle bells, jingle bells--

Need to see
that you're normal, honey!

- Joy to the World--
- I'll be back

in three minutes.

Don't come back.

- All right, thank you.

She's gonna think about it.

Oh, red it is.

- Now I hear your charity's
doing things all year round.

Tell us a little bit about that.

- Yes, my foundation.

We help thousands of families
all over Birmingham, Alabama,

which is my home town by the way.

We sponsor back-to-school drive,

we give away turkeys for Thanksgiving,

and we do a free concert
for graduating seniors.

- That's great!

- What's great is we do this
big toy drive every year!

We go give back to four
different communities

and two foster homes.

I like to think that every kid
should wake up to something

for Christmas, you know what I mean?

- That is beautiful!

- Thank you, oh.

You know what's beautiful?

I heard you adopted two little ones.

- I did, I have twin girls!

- Oh, that's so sweet.

Now, a lot of people don't
know this but I'm adopting.

- Really?

- This is perfect, the
audience is gonna eat this up

and all will be forgiven.

- And I like to go back to
that very same foster home

I grew up in to play Mrs. Claus.

So I applaud you for adopting.

- Well I applaud you for
not just having this charity

but for really being
so personally involved.

- You welcome.

Before I forget, I got
something for your little ones.

- Oh you got them a gift?

That's so sweet.

- No, this is better than gifts.

- What happened to the
stuffed animals and the books?

- I don't know.

- You don't know?

- You know about this?

- Do I look like I knew about this?

- I got them $5,000 so they can ball out.

Oh, take it!

- Wow, okay, well, they're
only six years old.

- That's okay, they gonna ball!

- That's a lot of balls.

But it's also very generous.

So thank you.

- You're welcome.

- And I want to thank you
for opening up your home

and giving us a glimpse
into what it's like

spending the holidays with you.

I'm Elise and thank you for watching.

- Merry Christmas!

Feliz Lavedah!

How'd I do?

- We'll talk.

She came across insensitive
and materialistic.

I don't know what else to do?

- So what, you're the queen of spin.

- Well, she is unspinnable.

- Listen, I talked to her
after you and Elise left.

- Really?

And what did she say?

- Books?

Teddy bears?

That is so cheap!

- It's endearing.

The book talks about adoption
in both of the kid's name.

Didn't you see that?

You should have just
handed her the envelope

and not said anything.

- Well, I didn't want her to
sit that money down somewhere

and losing it.

- Hold on, wait, wait, wait.

You gave her cash?

- Kids don't like gift cards!

They like dollar bills.

- She gave Elise $10,000 in cash?

- I understand that she is
just out of control superstar,

aright?

But you gotta admit, it's
not affecting her sales.

- Really?

That's because women
can't have a bad boy image

in the industry.

They don't expect it.

It's a damn double standard.

- The good part is that Daryl's in town

and she'll be laying low
for a couple of days.

- Oh.

- Then she's going to Birmingham.

- Oh wow, great.

So now I got a whole week to
do damage control, really?

- Let's not forget.

This is the same woman who
went to Oha's infamous garden

party with a sheer blouse
and her nipples showing.

So she's come a long way.

- Yeah, yeah.

Got it.

♪ Cause I slay ♪

♪ I slay yeah I slay yeah ♪

♪ All day all day ♪

♪ I slay yeah I slay yeah ♪

♪ All day I don't play ♪

♪ All day all day I slay yeah ♪

♪ I slay yeah all day ♪

♪ I slay it cause I can ♪

♪ Don't play ♪

- There she go.

Hey baby.

♪ I slay it all day all day ♪

♪ I slay it I slay it all day ♪

♪ I don't play all day all day ♪

- You're so nasty.

Oh man, might have to
leave this restaurant.

Let's get this dinner.

- I'm gonna need my energy.

- Oh stop, how was your flight?

- I couldn't get here
fast enough to see you.

- I know, it's like our
schedules all crazy.

You're here, I'm there.

It's just a lot.

- When you leaving?

- Saturday, you coming with me?

- I can't.

But, at least we have three
days of uninterrupted time

before you leave.

- I like the sound of that.

- Come to daddy.

Come over to daddy's lap.

First, I want to talk
to you about something.

- What's up?

- First thoughts when you see her?

- She tall, what?

- We don't get to see each
other much as we like, right?

- Mmm-hmm.

- So I want to talk about
this thing we got going on.

- You mean, this thing
called relationship?

- Yeah, relationship.

You know, maybe you could
see other people too.

But, you would be my
East Coast girl for sure.

- You serious right now?

- Unless you want to spice things up,

I'm sure she'd be down.

- You good brother?

You a dog, that's what you are.

- Your limo driver's on the way,

but anything else I can
get you in the meantime?

- Oh that's what?

That's what it is.
- Sorry about that, I got you.

Oh, you seeing her.

- Most guys wouldn't have even asked.

- I don't have to take
none of this from you.

Do you know who I am?

You know how many dudes
would be all up at my feet

right now?

- Keep your voice down.

- No, you keep your voice down.

Are you serious right now?

You know what
time it is when I lay down.

- Don't talk about what you laying down.

You're not laying down nothing.

You're trash.

- These pumps and thrusts

are like no other.
- I don't even wanna hear it.

I don't wanna talk about it

right now.
- Nobody can hold this shit.

- Shut up!
- Excuse me, I'm sorry,

excuse me!

I am the owner of this
restaurant, is there a problem?

- Caleb?

- Lisa?

- What's up, bro?

I'm Daryl.

- Don't touch him.

Did you just say owner?

- I did.

- Good, kick him out.

- You the owner?

- I am.

- This salad is dry as hell.

- You dry.

I wasn't talking to you.

- All right sir, if you have
a problem with the service,

and that's fine, but there
is no need to insult the food

nor the lady.

- All right well, she's paying for it.

I'm not paying for nothing.

- You pay for it.

You pay for it.

- Just like I paid for everything else.

- Okay, all right, sir, I'm
gonna have to ask you to leave.

- No, Christian.

I did not get kicked
out of the restaurant.

Just the dining room.

What, I don't care what they posted.

No, I don't feel like talking.

I'm gonna call you back.

- You okay?

That was your boyfriend in there, right?

- Yeah, shoulda known better.

You know, he always
had women all over him.

But it is what it is.

- Mmm-hmm.

You mind?

- What?

Oh, it's a habit.

- There you go, that's better.

You know, I'm pretty sure you
had your pick of the litter

too when it comes to men.

- I dunno, it was harder than you think.

Enough of that.

I didn't know you went
from promoting parties

to owning your own restaurants.

- Oh, it's just one
restaurant for right now.

Three of my friends, we invested.

And my homegirl is a chef.

And we've been in business
for about a year now.

We do all right.

- Well, you should have
called me, text me, DM me,

something, you know?

- Oh please, I ain't seen
you in forever, I mean,

besides TV.

And I don't really do social media.

- Well, I coulda came and got
you a ton of press, you know?

- But you're here now.

So it's all good.

Lisa Jay, man, hey, you
remember our hand shake?

You remember it?

- Yeah, I remember it.

- Let me see it.

Yeah!

- I can't believe you still remember that.

- Of course I remember it.

I still even remember
promoting at your first gig

at Alabama A&M.

Remember that?

- Yes.

- Yeah, it was like 20
kids that showed up.

- And the DJ couldn't find my track.

I was so mad.

- But you still killed it.

It's Lisa Jay is what they
say and if you walk this way

you just know I don't play.

Bam!

You were so passionate.

- Yeah, I was.

I mean, I still am.

It's just, a lot to think
about now, you know?

- Yeah.

I'm sure it is, super star.

- Okay, uh, I'm gonna go.

But, next time I'll post
something about your business.

It'll boost it like crazy, trust me.

- Actually, we have a pretty
dope marketing team, so.

I think I'm good.

I mean, of course I would
welcome the free publicity.

But, don't feel obligated.

- Well, you should name a
drink after me and call it

the Red Headed Diva.

I'll post that.

- Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

- Yeah, I gotta go.

- All right well, you have my card.

You should come by and have
dinner some time, on me.

It was great seeing you.

- Likewise.

Ah, you got an exit?

- Oh yeah, of course, right this way.

- Music super star Lisa
Jay fights with boyfriend,

Daryl Stokes, causing disruption
and mayhem for patrons

merely trying to enjoy their holiday meal.

- Well, you wanted them to
stop talking about the show,

right?

- It seems that the hip hop
diva has now been coined

as the new grinch that stole Christmas.

- Come on now, does that
really even make sense?

- You know, I wish I could
laugh but you know who sent me

this, my old boss, Rick.

- He's probably the one who wrote it too.

- Now, she paid for
everyone's meal that night.

Did anyone post that?

- Yes, actually, there's a
Mrs. Deeds who posted a lovely

picture of a paid receipt.

Two of her 23 followers commented.

But you know what?

This is actually a good thing.

Because nothing distracts people
more than a messy breakup.

Oh, it's a great PR spin.

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm moving on to Operation
B, take Daryl Stokes down.

- And uh, you got all this in one night?

- Uh huh, I could take
down Congress in a week.

- Oh, so you Olivia Pope now, huh?

- I will do whatever it
takes to take a bad light out

from our client and shine
it on to someone else.

- I heard that.

- Before you say anything,
it's not my fault.

- Oh no, no, no.

I moved on to plan B.

- Well, plan B includes a
new gig for New Years Eve

because I'm not going
to Bora Bora with Daryl.

- I got you, sis.

So we're going to the
studio to record that remix.

We're gonna be there for a little while.

You want to stop by?

- Uh huh, I got work to do, hah hah!

- So do we.

- Oh, is there such a thing
as a Christmas dis record?

- No.

- Yo, we've had tons of requests
for the Red Headed Diva.

Is that some kind of online promotion?

- Just have the bar tender
put a pineapple lime twist

on a Strawberry Cosmo.

- Cool.

My man.

Finally found a girl to come
back to your office, huh?

- Give me that.

♪ It's hard to tell me you're jealous ♪

♪ You're too hot not ♪

♪ Look how she money walk money walk ♪

♪ Nobody can tell her to pipe down ♪

♪ Her face, let's count them out ♪

♪ Yeah they know what we all about ♪

♪ From under we might
have to hunt you down ♪

♪ Still in your city just run around ♪

♪ Big and bad for me
ain't no calming down ♪

♪ Under solid ground
my money working now ♪

♪ Hey hey hey hundreds on the ground ♪

♪ And my money walking around, eh eh ♪

♪ Let's get up ♪

♪ Do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ I said I walk with a wobble ♪

♪ So much money in my pocket
that my Gouchi bag is swole ♪

♪ Can't fit in my wallet ♪

♪ Untouchables ♪

♪ Eddie F, F, Lady and a Tramp ♪

♪ Wait I got it ♪

- You slayed that track, Lisa Jay.

♪ I feel like scutting today ♪

♪ Somebody get the yellow tape ♪

- That was santastic.

A claus, a claus, Lisa and a Claus.

- Yeah, just stop.

You're so weird.

♪ Ice Cube, Aunt Cheryl,
Interia, I'm not a chick ♪

I know you like my cousin, too.

- Christian?

- Uh huh.

♪ We the untouchables. ♪

- No.

Maybe a little, a lot.

- So what's your problem, make a move!

- I mean, look at me.

He dates run way models.

- And?

I'm sure you got something
sexy in your closet

other than this thing.

- It's not just one sexy thing.

If you have a dress then shoes.

If you have a blouse then
you need tight pants.

I have to revamp

my entire closet.

- Oh my God, Caleb found my necklace?

- The one I went to the
restaurant looking for?

I can get it.

- No, no, no, you good.

I'll get it.

- I'll see if Christian
needs anything else.

- Yeah, you do that.

Put a little switch in your walk.

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

No, put a little stank on.

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

No, no, just stop, just get out, bye.

- Daryl Stokes caught kissing
his hot young co-star.

Hey, yeah, well clearly
he wasted no time, huh?

Send me the pictures.

Thanks, Steve.

Well, if you have moved
on, then so has she.

Except we're gonna find somebody better.

Plan C.

- And it's such a beautiful necklace,

I figured I'd get the clasp fixed for you.

It must have snagged on
something and snapped.

But you all good to go now.

- Thank you.

You're my hero.

- For me?

- Mmm-hmm.

- Oh.

You know this is a really
expensive bottle of wine, right?

- I know, at least you know your wine.

- Nah, I can't accept this.

- No, I want you to.

This necklace is very special
to me, my dad gave it to me.

It's the least I can do.

Take it home for Christmas.

I don't care what you
do with it, it's yours.

- My family wouldn't know the difference.

- So you are going back
home for Christmas.

You're parents still at the same house?

- Yep, my mom is having a
Christmas brunch this year.

You okay?

- Uh, this is my publicist.

Mind if I?

- Yeah, yeah.

- What Paris?

- Hah, I just sent you
over a list of names.

- For what?

- Plan C, your options.

You can pick whomever you
like, number four is the best.

They would all love to date you

and the two of you will
make your first appearance

this Friday at Future's Christmas party.

- This Friday I'm going to Birmingham.

- Well, the toy drive is Sunday.

- Right, but I'm spending
time with my granny.

So, no.

- Wait, you mean to tell
me that while Daryl Stokes

is out kanoodling with
his fine, young fot,

you're gonna be what?

Quilting with your granny?

- I don't care about Daryl's sorry ass.

Don't call me with that.

I just, no, I'm taking a high road.

- Okay, you know where a
high road is gonna take you?

To the road of obscurity.

You need a man.

- Bye, Paris.

- You need a man.

Dammit.

- Man.

See how chaotic my life is?

- Yeah, I see.

Eh, I'm gonna be in
Birmingham this Friday too.

My nephew having a birthday party.

- Oh dope!

We should link then!

- Yeah for sure.

I mean, you could ride
with me if you want to.

If you don't feel like driving.

- Um, sir?

I don't drive.

- Right, my bad.

I forgot, you are the
Lisa Jay at this point.

- It has its benefits.

- I'm sure, I ain't mad at it.

You need to handle that?

- I'll call you.

- Okay, hey, we can go to Ray's Barbecue

like back in the day.

- Maybe.

Oh, and thank you for this.

I appreciate it.

- Yeah, thank you for the wine.

- You're welcome.

- And thank you for wearing them jeans.

- Hah, your welcome.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ I may just pull up in the raith ♪

♪ I feel like scutting it ♪

- Y'all ready?

It's about to go down.

Christian!

I got something for you!

What you got?

- Merry Christmas!

Open it, open it!

Bam!

Y'all see that?

♪ I may it do what it do ♪

That's an original Tee Lit masterpiece

sold to the highest bidder.

You know who that was?

Me baby!

Anything for you baby!

Anything for my cousin
slash manager slash homie!

- I mean, it's nice.

I mean, this is um--

- Look, he's speechless.

He don't even know what to say!

- I am.

- Yeah, this is a great
conversation piece for parties.

- I don't have parties
up in the crib, for real.

- Well, now that you have
a masterpiece you can,

you're welcome.

♪ I'm about to blow it all
on a couple of fending ♪

♪ My damage is swimming ♪

♪ Call me Venus Williams ♪

What is wrong with you?

Are you serious?

This is expensive.

This is a masterpiece.

This cost almost as much as my Libra bag.

- So that little purse cost
more than this masterpiece?

- Um, this is a vintage,
signed by Judith herself.

You know how many girls
will kill for this?

You dumb?

- It's a purse.

- Uh, this is art.

Anyway, I came to drop this
off before I left town.

- Are you sure you don't
need me to go to Birmingham

with you this weekend?

- Mmm mmm, I got the appearance on Friday,

then I go see my granny,
then I go to the foster home

on Sunday.

I'm good.

- You bet.

- Oh look at CJ.

You get so big and y'all look just alike.

Is he gonna be here for Christmas?

What, no?

What?

Is it his mama?

- It's always drama.

- Just buy her something nice,
maybe she'll change her mind.

- I don't got nuttin that girl want man.

- Um, girls like Tiara always got a price.

- You know, I'm just tired
of fighting with her, period.

So, I'm just gonna chill.

- Well, is there anything
I can do to cheer

my big cousin up?

- Nope.

- We can hang the picture!

We can go to the bar.

We can buy out the bar.

- Still no.

- Ugh, you so lame.

We can go to the strip club.

Everybody love the strip club.

Now that's tempting, but no.

- All right, you see me on
my Instagram and you see

me throwing all the dollar
bills at them big booty girls

you gonna be jealous!

No?

You really not trying
to set up richy girl?

All right, that's cool.

I'll see you later then.

Make sure you hang the masterpiece, okay?

- I will.

- Love you, bye.

- Merry Christmas.

I wonder if my granny Fran remembers you?

- She better remember you as
many times as I like to sneak

into VIP during your shows.

I even used to hook her
up at the Bible service.

- You did not give my granny no bottles.

- I did.
- She don't even drink.

- Granny Fran liked brown liqueur.

I know for a fact.

- Hold up, you got shades?

- Nah, I ain't got shades.

- I got some, pick one.

Yeah, take these.

All right.

- Bam.

Yeah.

Coolkids

So this is where your granny live now?

- Oh uh, yeah.

I bought her this house two
years after my dad died.

- Must be nice.

- Yep, so come on in.

Let's see if she remembers you
buying those bottles for her.

- Hmm, she didn't tag him, okay.

Now that can't be good.

He's handsome.

What's his name?

Okay.

- Hey you!

- Hey!

You ready?

- What's happening?

- No, you forgot about
lunch with my parents?

- Oh God, oh God, I am so sorry.

I've been so consumed
with work and now Daryl--

- You promised you'd take
a break for the holidays.

- And I am gonna take a
break for the holidays, okay?

I just gotta wrap this up, all right?

- I'm sorry, look, text me
the address, I'll be there.

I'm sorry, I'm coming!

- Now I don't know why she didn't tag him.

- So you're just gonna
change clothes on us, huh?

- Boy stop.

Granny, what happened to dad's star?

- Oh, I couldn't get it to light up.

Here, you're on decorating duty.

- Um, I haven't done this
in forever, so no thanks.

- I can help with that.

- Oh good, you know what
else you can help with?

The yard decorations.

Especially those inflatables.

- Yep, I can help you with that too.

Well, we can help you with that.

- Uh, we?

Nah, I'm good, thanks.

Hold on, excuse me.

Paris, what?

- Why haven't you responded to my text?

Who's making you smile and
why didn't you tag him?

- Take a break.

- Oh God, he doesn't have a
lot of followers, does he?

Oh God, how can we spin it?

How can we spin this?

Oh you know what, we
can buy you followers.

We can buy him followers.

- Listen, first of all,
I'm decorating cookies

with my grandmother so bye.

- Mmm mm, mmm mmm, we're
gonna buy followers, first.

Lisa Jay!

Ugh, God.

Dammit.

$500?

- Oh, now that's how the
tree's suppose to look!

I always knew you were special.

- You hear that?

Granny Fran says I'm special.

- Boy shut up, here.

Put that in your mouth.

Okay, all right, relax, here.

What you bumping
now what you bumping now?

Boom, boom.

- Check it, check it, check it,

we wish you a merry Christmas,

we wish you a merry Christmas,

we wish you a merry Christmas

and a Happy New Year.

- What?

- Okay, okay, I see you, okay.

- Now you see all the fun
you would have missed out on

by taking car service?

- I know, I know, it
was dumb, it was dumb.

It was fun, if not more, so yeah.

I'll give you that one.

- Exactly.

- All right, I got a confession.

- What's up?

I'm all ears.

- Man, I'm embarrassed to say it.

- What?

How you gonna say you got a confession?

Go ahead, say what you gotta say.

- I started promoting you because

I used to rap.

Yup, I had a crew, I had
background dances, the D.J.,

the whole nine yards.

We did a few shows, a few parties.

See, that's why I didn't want to tell you.

- Okay, okay.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, go ahead.

Go on and finish.
- That's exactly why I didn't

want to tell you.

- I'm sorry.

Go ahead, go ahead.

- Oh man, I had to give that
up quick though 'cause I kept

getting stage fright.

Man, it was the worst.

I would get up there and
I would start rapping

and forget the lyrics and
then I would stuttering

and my hands would start
shaking and I'd start sweating.

It was horrible.

- That's terrible!

- But then I saw you on stage.

And you had this, this
electric, raw talent.

And I knew right then and
there that I would devote

everything that I had to making
sure that somebody made it

who deserved the chance.

And that somebody was you.

Aiite, so that's my confession.

Your turn.

- Oh, oh, we doing that now?

Okay.

So, my confession is that
I always wanted to be

rich, famous, and fabulous.

Dreams really do come true.

Look at God looking out
for me and all of this.

Oh sorry, where are we?

- We're at one of our old hangouts.

- Come on, get out.

- Uh, okay.

- You good?

- I'm fine.

- Just making sure you're cool.

- This way.

Let me get that for you.

♪ You gave me your trust ♪

♪ Then I gave you no choice ♪

♪ You didn't know where to sharp shine ♪

♪ With your heart ♪

♪ Games were temporary ♪

♪ And results may vary ♪

♪ I know, I know ♪

♪ If I would have just figured it out ♪

♪ Figured it out ♪

♪ That anything worth figuring out ♪

♪ Is worth figuring out ♪

♪ Worth figuring it out ♪

♪ It's all I've been thinking about ♪

♪ Worth thinking about ♪

♪ We should have been eternity ♪

♪ Surrounded as they say ♪

- I ask you a question
you not gonna answer it?

No?

What?

- Are you happy?

- Why wouldn't I not be?

I got everything.

Look, I don't want you
getting the wrong idea.

I mean, you're cool as
hell and this was cute.

But--

- No, no, no.

You don't have to say anything.

It's cool.

- Cool.

What's this?

I found it behind the record player.

- Granny Fran, why is this still here?

- 'Cause your daddy never
threw anything away.

Awe--

- Look at this.

- I remember you told your
daddy you had found this guy.

He was gonna send you all around the world

and he was gonna make you famous.

- Yep, that was me.

- And then he showed up in
this beat up old raggity car.

Didn't even have no hub caps on it.

- That was you, all right.

- We said oh my goodness,
this one don't have a pot

to piss in.

How in the world is he
gonna make our baby famous?

- But I did.

I made her Birmingham famous.

- I'm going to the
casino with Mr. Charlie.

But I'll see you in time
for the toy drive tomorrow.

- Uh, Granny Fran, who is Charlie?

- Nevermind who Charlie is.

You just take care of my baby, Caleb.

- You know I will.

- You know this guy she's seeing?

Charlie?

- Yep, if I ain't know
better, I'd think Granny Fran

was gonna get her some holiday booty.

I'm just saying.

Yo, who is this in this
picture with this Jerry girl?

- That's me.

- No, not you, who's the guy?

- Oh, that's my dad.

I was seven and that was Christmas Eve.

And that was the day my
adoption was finally official.

First time I ever felt
like a real Christmas.

Man, I was on Cloud Nine.

- Who is this lady?

- Oh, that's my biological mom, Olivia.

She died a couple days after I was born.

She ain't really have family,
so that's how I ended up

in the system.

- But your dad knew her though, right?

- They were best friends.

And once he found out what happened to me,

he looked into adopting me.

- I remember your pops.

He was cool but he did
threaten me one time.

- No he didn't.

- Yes he did.

He told me he would kill
me if I ever touched you.

- Is that why you never hollered at me?

- Hell yeah!

Shit, he was holding a 45 when he said it.

- No he didn't.

- I'm telling you.

- Yeah right.

- What happened here?

How'd you break your leg?

- Skiing.

Every Christmas we would do
something either I was afraid

to do or he was afraid to do.

- What you mean?

- My dad always had this
saying that every year

shouldn't pass without tackling
something you're afraid of.

You see how that turned out.

So, as the years passed,

I held a snake once,

we went fishing at night,

rode on a hot air balloon,

those were the good 'ol days.

- Wow, that's powerful.

- Yeah, my daddy always
found ways to empower me.

I remember the first time I
told him I wanted to take over

hip hop and I was so scared
of what he might say.

And then he gave me this necklace.

And then he said baby girl,
always go after whatever it is

your heart desires because
God put them there on purpose.

And if I ever die on myself,

hold this close.

Those were his words.

My dad always gave the greatest gifts.

- Yeah, it sounds like it.

- You wanna know my confession?

The other day when I was
at the radio station,

J.R. asked me what was
the best gift I ever got

for Christmas and I told him
this stupid sapphire ring.

But what I should have said was
my dad was my greatest gift.

- So here's the papers
you want Lisa to sign.

How you doing?

- Ugh, I got great news.

- You got the endorsement.

- Not yet, but guess who
has a crush on our girl?

- Jaden Row.

- Really?

- Mmm hmm and he's gonna
be in town for six months

shooting the movies so
I'm hooking them up.

This is going to take
our media plan to a whole

'nother level.

- Yeah, but what if she don't like him?

- It's Jaden Row, even I like him.

- She's getting into acting.

So this could be the perfect time.

- Oh, and they're going to
look amazing on the red carpet.

- She's gonna know audition coming.

Maybe you can help her out.

- I'm already on it.

Look, a guest-starring role
in a feature film.

Baby the press is gonna eat it up.

- Yeah, you did good this time.

- This time?

- Yeah, this time.

By the way, Kai left this
at the house for you.

- Kai?

- Yeah, Kai, the assistant Kai.

- You know, I saw a
little twinkle in your eye

when you said her name.

- I don't twinkle.

- Mmm-hmm, well, something
happened when you said her name.

Now if it wasn't a twinkle then
it must have been a sparkle.

- I'll talk to you later.

- Uh huh, onward Christian soldier!

- Bye, Paris.

- It was some glitter, baby.

- Do you have a reindeer?

- Nope, go fish.

Okay, I see what you're getting at.

Lights out.

I win.
- Oh no, oh no.

Not again.

I'm sick of this.

- Lisa, you're terrible at cards--

- Oh whatever--

- And you should stop while you're ahead.

- You're trash.

- I'm gonna whoop you again.

- I'm right.

- I only got four cards, I need one more.

- You only gave me four too.

You're trash at this game.

- I've been drinking a little bit.

- I know.

All right--

- Where did your granny get
these cards from anyway?

- Who knows, I think they're
from her Sunday School kids.

You got a little something on your face.

- Don't laugh at me, get it off.

What you laughing at?

Stop trying to cheat?

- Me?

- Yeah, you.

I see you trying to look at my hand.

- No--

- Uh huh, what if I try
to look at your cards.

Let me see what you have in your hands.

No, let me see, let me see 'em.

- That was weird.

- It wasn't weird for me.

- Your turn.

- I'm gonna kiss you again.

- Wake up.

Did we just?

- Yes, why the hell you
hitting me like that?

- Why, this wasn't suppose to happen!

- Oh no, no, no, just look,

it was good to finally see
you with your guard down.

- Sir, everything was down.

It's not funny.

- Listen, listen, listen to me.

I know you're always worried about people

taking advantage of you

but not me.

Hey, I would never do that to you.

- I know.

- I mean, unless you wanted
me to take advantage of you--

- Stop.

- Again.

I'm more than happy to oblige.

- Don't you have to go to Atlanta?

I got a toy drive to go to.

- So...

Granny Fran, Granny Fran.

Get your, where are my panties,

where are my panties?

Where are my pants?

Where the hell are my pants?

- Oh, am I interrupting something?

- Hey, Granny Fran.

How was the casino?

Did you get lucky?

- Did you?

- Put your pants on.

All right,

you got everything you want for Christmas?

You sure?

Yes.

'Cause if you didn't,

I want you to let me know, okay?

- Excuse me, Lisa Jay.

I just wanted to thank
you so much for the gifts.

I'm so excited that they let
us open two before Christmas!

Can you come to our movie
night before Christmas Eve?

- Um, I'm sorry, you
know, I got stuff to do.

But, I'll post a picture--

- Yeah!

Got it.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Can you braid my hair today?

- Um, I don't do hair, I bring toys?

- Ebony, your hair is fine.

- But I want my hair
braided before Christmas.

- Oh, sorry.

- It's okay, hey cutie.

You good?

All right!

Ho ho ho!

- Santa!

- Our Santa Claus is black.

- What are you doing here?

I thought you had to work in Atlanta?

- I got a call from the
North Pole that said

I needed to be here.

And I hear you've all been
good little kids this year.

Oh, I got hugs, more hugs,
I love it, thank you.

Oh here, I got something for you.

One for you and another one for you!

Okay, here you go.

Merry Christmas.

Thanks, Santa.

Your welcome,

merry Christmas.
- Thank you.

♪ Silent night ♪

♪ Holy night ♪

♪ All is calm-- ♪

- You know, this is the nicest
thing anybody has ever done

for me, right?

- I didn't do that for you.

I specifically got a text from
the North Pole that told me

to come through, so.

I guess I was just following orders.

- I have the surprise for you!

Guess who's here?

- Can I get a high five?

Here you go, here you go.

- Jaden, Jaden, Jaden.

- Lisa Jay, do you know?

I've always felt a strong
connection towards you

and that's why as soon as I
discovered you had this amazing

charity I just wanted to
do something, you know?

So I'm personally here to give you a check

for $25,000.

Now I'm hoping this will help
with the Hayes Foster Home

and the families here in Birmingham.

And I'd also like to ask if I
can take you out for dinner,

tonight.

- Oh, tonight tonight?
- Tonight.

- Of course, she'd love to go to dinner.

- Um--

- Everything okay, or?

- No, no, no, no, no, you're good.

I'm flattered, give me one second, okay?

Let me think about it.

- Lisa, she doesn't handle emotion well.

- Okay, that's what, okay.

- She's totally fine.

I do.

Children!

Who wants to take a picture with

Lisa!

- Caleb, Caleb, wait!

I am so sorry.

- No, it's fine.

It's Jaden Row, I get it.

Who wouldn't be excited?

- Listen, Paris always does
these off the whim things.

I don't know what she was thinking

and I honestly didn't know.

- I came here to help and I did.

I really got to get back to Atlanta.

- Well thank you for everything.

I really appreciate it.

- Of course.
- Lisa Jay!

Lisa Jay!

Jaden's here.

- I'm sorry, I gotta go.

- Later, my friend.

- I'm sorry honey.

Were you playing Santa?

Girl I had that.

Come on, you're a star baby!

We got this.

Ah, he's waiting.

- Here girls, all right, get out of here.

Here you go.

- This looks good, thank you.

So Paris tells me you was
raised as a foster child.

I didn't realize we had so much in common.

- Oh, you were in the foster program?

- Oh yeah, well, not in real life.

But, I've been in two movies
where I played the role

of a foster child and I've
done extensive research

so I feel like I can really
relate to what they go through.

I feel your pain.

- Okay, that's totally different, but.

I'm sure you get an inkling of an idea.

- A little bit.

But let's just be real.

I'm Jaden Rowe.

You're Lisa Jay.

We can have anyone we want

but right now it's all about power moves.

- I agree, you gonna eat your pizza?

- Have a little bite, I guess.

This is good.

- I'm back.

- Good, you're back.

Now I know it's not Christmas yet,

but I have something for you.

- What is this?

- Just a little something.

You remember when you was 10 years old

and you wanted a bracelet
with your name on it so bad

you cried so hard but we
couldn't find one anywhere?

- They always said Janet or
Jennifer but never Jalisa.

- Now, I know you can afford
just about anything you want

but the best gifts are
those wrapped in love.

- No matter where you go

always remember you are raised daughter,

Fran's granddaughter, and God's child.

Surround yourself with those
who lift you and love you

always, merry Christmas, Granny Fran.

Thank you, granny.

- Merry Christmas, baby.

- Merry Christmas, granny.

- Daryl Stokes in trouble
for tax exemptions.

I swear, Paris is relentless.

- Do you miss him?

- I miss other things.

- Whoa.

- Honestly, I think
that's all it was for him.

- Well, at least you have Jaden Row.

And this picture that he
posted of the two of you

has over 50,000 comments.

Maybe you should take him to Bora Bora.

- Maybe.

- And the stuff with you
and Caleb has comments too.

- This is him in the Santa suit, right?

- Yeah, he came to surprise the girls.

- That's so sweet.

- I know.

I need to thank him.

- I'm gonna go online and order him--

- No, no, no you know what?

I got a better idea.

Call Christian and tell him
to meet us at the studio.

- Okay, Christian.

You're a fine ass.

Wine glass, beautiful.

- Oh yeah, so--

- The bar tender told me to come on back.

- Yeah, I told him you were on the way.

- Trey, this is Lisa Jay.

- Hey Trey, nice to meet you.

I wanted to thank you for
what you did in Birmingham.

- Wait, wait, wait, is this the
lady you were talking about?

- You were talking about me?

- No.
- Yes!

- Yes or no?

What'd he say?

- Well he was just telling me every...

Um, I think I should just
give you two a moment.

- Oh no, we're actually
getting ready to leave,

you're good.

- No, I got work to finish.

- Nope, you don't.

Come on, let's go.

- Rain check.

- The car is waiting so no rain check.

Let's go.

- You can't keep the car waiting.

- That's right so let's go.

Get your coat even though
you're not gonna need it.

Bye Trey.

- Damn.

- That's real good, man.

Well, hope y'all ready.

- What's he talking about?

- You always said you
wanted to be a rapper

and get in the booth, so
we're gonna create a classic.

- We should turn it up.

- I got work to do, I
can't be here all night.

- Um, sir, I got work to do too.

So I'm not trying to be here
all night with you either.

- I'm not trying to be here all night

with neither one of y'all.

So get to work.

- I brought you all the way
here, you're gonna do something.

I want you to do it.

Get up, do it.

Fun time.

You got it.

Say it with your chest.

♪ Once upon a time in the ATL ♪

♪ Everybody gather around
I got a story to tell ♪

♪ Hip Hop started with break
dancing and pop locking ♪

♪ But now rappers just top
dropping and bottle poppin ♪

♪ Sleep is the cousin of death ♪

♪ But not death like fresh ♪

♪ As in the Philly Prince and jazzy Jeff ♪

♪ But imma stay woke and use my breath ♪

♪ 'Cause it's quite it's here ♪

♪ I got a lot to get off my chest ♪

♪ On the mic I'm a lyrical snipe ♪

- This kid's all right.

♪ To disappear with
the slightest of ease ♪

- We had to put him up in here.

♪ Patch you up you think
I'm down in Belize ♪

♪ But I'm down in the waters
chillin with Drew Breeze ♪

♪ I'm James Hart on the
mic when I'm singing ♪

♪ Hold on let me explain
before you roll your eyes ♪

♪ And think I'm insane ♪

♪ I still back from backtrack ♪

- Hey Jaden.

I would love to run lines with you.

Yeah, you can meet me
at my house, actually.

I'm on my way home.

All right, cool, I'll
send you the address.

All right, bye.

Take me home.

- So, what do you think of this one?

- You got it in black?

- Yes, I'll go get that for you.

Thank you, Traci.

- Alright, thank you Traci.

No problem.

- Oh God, I wish I had clothes
like this in my closet.

- Um, Jaden stayed over last night.

Don't get too excited.

We literally sat on the couch
and talked till morning.

- What did you talk about?

- Him, his career, his family,

I never met somebody who
was just so self-absorbed.

It's a lot.

- Really?

Well, did you mention Bora Bora.

- I did, he's never been so he's excited.

- Oh, well you and Jaden seem
to be quite the it couple.

Like, Paris really thinks
you're going to the Oscars

this year for sure.

- Oh, now that's what I'm talking about.

- And what's really cool
is that you like him.

Right?

- Yeah, he's nice.

- You do like him, right?

- Enough about me.

What's up with you and
my cousin Christian?

- Oh, you know, I've
given him a few hints.

- Okay, enough with the hints.

Why don't you just tell him how you feel?

- Is that Jaden making
you smile like that?

- Um, get out of my business.

- Okay, well this is nice.

- Okay, go find Traci.

- Okay, Traci!

- Are you trying to
surprise me with a date?

- Not at all.

Just trying out a few
new things for my menu

and wanted your opinion.

Okay, you can call it a date.

- Let's not give it a title.

- Okay, here try this.

A Red Headed Diva for the red headed diva.

Huh?

- Okay, okay, exquisite, exquisite!

- Yeah, like the woman who inspired it.

- Okay, tell me about these dishes.

- Okay, but first I have a proposal.

I know it's a little different
but just hear me out.

So I overheard you telling Christian

that you didn't have anything
planned for New Years Eve

and I thought, you know, it
might be really dope if you went

back down to Birmingham
and did a show at the 501.

For old times sake.

- 501, that's a hole-in-the-wall.

- Well you performed there 10
years ago on New Years Eve.

It was the last show that we did together.

- I don't know if you know this or not

but my appearance is a hundred grand.

Double that New Years Eve.

- Right, you know what?

Don't worry about it.

It was just a thought.

I mean, it was for
charity, but it's all good.

- I mean, I won't be here anyway.

Imma be in Bora Bora.

- Oh, so you are performing?

- Vacation.

- Gotcha.

So you won't be alone.

Jaden Row?

Cool, so what's up with y'all?

- We just chilling, we hanging,

we getting to know each other, you know?

- You ain't gotta go to
the other side of the world

to get to know somebody.

- Okay sir, I don't
owe you an explanation.

- My bad.

- I think I should go.

- Is everything you do a publicity stunt?

- I'm sorry, what?

- I'm just curious.

- Don't you dare judge me.

So what if I gotta do
things that's for my brand.

I can't be like you and
just live out my whims.

I got people criticizing and
judging me every single day.

You don't know what that's like.

- So were you pretending
with me at the studio?

At the house?

- I took you to the studio as a thank you.

- Nah, you did that to make
up for what you did back home.

And then you use it as a chance
to show off your generosity.

- Didn't I make your dreams come true?

You rock 'em!

You know how many people would
die to come in the studio

with me?

- And here are you proving my point.

- You know what?

People are so jealous and so ungrateful

and you're one of them.

You just want what I got.

- I want what you got?

- Yeah.

- Please tell me what you have.

Let me guess, a bunch of
fake ass industry friends

and some phony relationships?

Is that what I want?
- You gotta show up

in a Santa suit and making me
cookies at my grandma house.

What is that about, huh?

Clearly, you trying to
be all up in my world.

- The hell with your world.

I don't give a damn about none of that.

I was trying to spend time with you.

But you know what?

I'm the stupid one for trying
to spend time with a ghost.

'Cause the person that I remember?

She died a long time ago.

- Bye, Caleb.

Chris!

You think I'm superficial?

I was told today I only
do nice things for people

so I can go out and get the glory for it.

- I think when you have money
it's easy to get confused.

But I know you mean well.

- My gifts make people happy, don't they?

- Last Christmas you got Kai a fur coat.

- A fur-trimmed mink ballero coat,

which I've never seen her wear.

- That's 'cause she's
on the board for PITA.

I'm just saying.

And your masterpiece, it's
starting to grow on me.

But that was more your taste than mine.

- But I got good taste.

- See, what's what I'm saying.

It wouldn't hurt for you to
be a little more thoughtful

and endearing.

- What like, getting you
some real expensive desert

besides this cheap burnt marshmallow.

- Man, that's just something
me and my little man do

annually, you know what I'm saying?

I'm just starting to miss him, that's all.

Listen, I know you got a good heart.

Just hard to hear under all
the designer clothes and furs,

your hair.

- What's wrong with my hair?

- It's CJ!

Hey CJ!

- Hey!

- Hey CJ!

- Hey Aunt CJ!

- Boy, you getting so big!

You so cute!

- Thank you!

- I love you!

- I love you too!

- Hey man, it is so good to see you.

I've been hearing, I've been
hearing some good things

about you, man.

I heard that you had
straight A's in school,

is that true?

- Yes sir.

- Nice, nice, nice.

Maybe I won't be the one to
put some coal inside your

Christmas presents this year.

You'll get some actual gifts!

Coal?

- I hope I see you very soon, son.

- Thank you.

May all your days be as wonderful
as your first Christmas,

love Caleb.

The best gift is wrapped in love.

Hey Kai Kai, look, I got a
dress that's being altered.

Can you stop by Cash?

They close at six.

Okay, I'll hurry, I
promise it's the last thing

I'll ask of you until after the new year.

I'm kinda rushing so it's an emergency.

It's fine.

And, drop it by
the house when you're done.

Got it.

Bye.

Bye.

- Look, if you want her
to endorse your wine,

then you're gonna have to
give her some ownership.

Okay, then find her someone
who hasn't won four Grammy's,

three AMAs, and too many
BET awards to count.

That's what I thought.

All right, well I'll be
expecting that contract tomorrow,

buh bye.

- I swear the only difference
between you and a pit bull

are your two karat diamond earrings.

- So you coming to thank me

for closing that beauty endorsement?

- No, I came to tell you I'm
on my way to the airport.

- But your flight doesn't
leave for another four days.

- I changed it and it does
not include Jaden Row.

- What?

- I wanted to tell you
before you heard about it

in the media or the blogs,
so there you have it.

- Wait, wait, wait,
you're kidding me, right?

- Merry Christmas.

- Lisa, Lisa don't be playing with me.

Dammit.

Lisa!

- You could have at least talked to me.

This makes no sense.

Okay, would you just give
me a minute, listen to me?

Jalisa, ugh, Jalisa, Jalisa
all right, don't post, okay?

Just go silent for a week
and then I can spin this

into you needing a mental
sabbatical after a very busy year.

What is going on with you?

Why are you acting so odd?

Is this about that Caleb person?

Okay, you know trying on
for Christmas with Caleb

after the whole world just saw
you sipping Peppermint McCoCo

with Jaden is gonna make
you look like a ho ho ho.

- Actually, this is about you.

- What?

- Wait, why are you here?

Wait, wait, what is this?

Why are you here?

- I changed the flight registry,

I change the hotel reservations,

I want you to enjoy Bora Bora.

- I packed our bags.

- What?

This is not part of our media plan.

- Listen, I appreciate
everything you do for me.

I appreciate you riding for me.

But, I don't want you to take
the one you love for granted.

Enjoy your vacation, bae.

- Okay, how did you know
I was going follow you out

of that office?

- You're not the only predictable
one in this relationship.

- Thank you.

- You deserve it.

- Oh, but seriously, do not
mess things up with Jaden.

- All right all right, merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

- Let's go, baby.

- No, no, no she gonna be so mad, God.

Hey, hey, it's not 6:00 yet!

Anybody in there, hello?

Please, my Christmas wish, open the door!

Yes, ah, woo!

- Kai, we have been expecting you.

- Thank God, I'm here for the dress.

- Okay, she left this for you.

- Okay.

You're right,

when you buy something
different you pretty much gotta

revamp your entire wardrobe.

Enjoy the new you.

Merry Christmas.

- Lisa Jay.

- She hired us to give you a makeover.

- Me?

- Yes, and with the credit she put down,

you can have whatever
you want in the store.

- Whatever I want in the store?

- Yes.

- This jacket here?

- Yes.

- Do you have this in heather gray?

- We have it in the back.

- Too, it's okay, okay
I'm ready, oh my God!

We can start right here.

- Let's do it!

- Wow.

- Hi.

- You look nice.

- Thank you.

- I wanted to give you
another Christmas present.

♪ Just being honest the
thought of you takes me there ♪

♪ You're the star of the midnight ♪

♪ Girl you make me feel right ♪

♪ Nothing ever could compare ♪

♪ Like a flower ♪

- You're the present?

- Merry Christmas.

Oh my God, how embarrassing.

I knew this was too much, I knew it!

The lip, the leather--

Kai, Kai Kai.

No, it's actually perfect.

You're beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Can I make you a drink?

- Sure.

- Make yourself at home.

- All right, you are all done.

- Yay, how does it look?

- Fabulous darling!

- All right you guys,

who's ready for the
Christmas Eve movie night?

- Daddy!

Oh!

Oh, I missed you so much.

- I missed you too.

- Now you know I got a
little surprise for you.

- What is it?

- It's upstairs, go check it out.

Tiara, this is quite a surprise.

- I'll be back to get
him in a couple of days.

- Well, I just wanted
to let you know how much

this means to me.

So thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Where'd you get that purse?

- Eh, it was a Christmas present.

- Christmas?

Thank you again.

- No problem.

- Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

- As long as you can
make the potato salad.

Hello, Lisa?

Yeah, sorry.

Um, the other day when
you said you didn't want

to be friends, I heard
you loud and clear, but--

- Somebody get the door!

- I'll get it.

I don't know if that works for me.

- But what if things were different?

Different how?

Hold on one second.

Hey y'all, come on.

My mama in the kitchen, go ahead.

I'm back.

So different like how, Lisa.

- I don't want you to be
friends with Lisa Jay.

- Lisa,

where's your...

You look so beautiful.

What are you doing here?

- I know it's Christmas and
I wanted to try something

I'm afraid of.

- So you're afraid of being here with me?

- No, being comfortable with who I am.

And, you helped me realize that.

You and my dad, actually.

This might sound crazy but

I think you're my dad's Christmas present.

- Oh don't do that, don't cry.

It's Christmas.

- I know, I know.

But everything just started adding up:

the necklace, the box,
the star, the picture.

And he sent you.

- Doesn't sound so crazy to me.

I mean, you always said
that your dad gave you

the best gifts, right?

So...

- I was hoping maybe you want to hang out

with Jalisa Renee Jefferies

because she could really
use a friend like you.

You make her smile.

You understand her.

She, I need you.

- Jalisa Renee Jefferies, I
will always be your friend.

Hell, I'll be whatever you need me to be.

Come here.

Okay, all right, that's enough.

Everybody this is Jalisa.

Jalisa, this is everybody.

Hi Jalisa!

- Hi.

- Sorry about that.

So I know you don't like
titles but I was thinking

maybe you could be my Christmas date?

- Great, I love that.

- Yeah?

- Mmm-hmm.

♪ Untouchables, JZP, woo! ♪

♪ Eddie F, F, Lady and a Tramp, Tramp ♪

♪ Wait I got it ♪

♪ I got it, lets go ♪

♪ I might just pull up in the raith ♪

♪ I feel like stutting today ♪

♪ Somebody get the yellow tape ♪

♪ New biola day but since
I had to get to work ♪

♪ With murder case ♪

♪ I do this day to day ♪

♪ I was doing a real pave the way ♪

♪ I feel like Kunta Kente ♪

♪ I feel like a new slave
with all these new chains ♪

♪ I ain't talking about oh shay ♪

♪ But the damage on my neck ♪

♪ Ice cubes, egg shell, and cereal ♪

♪ I'm not a chicken but I'm in a coop ♪

♪ I made it do what it do ♪

♪ Me and Eddie F we the Untouchables ♪

♪ I get it I get it ♪

♪ It's hard to be functional
when I'm in the room ♪

♪ I make it uncomfortable ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm about to pull up in a ghost ♪

♪ I about to do the most ♪

♪ Just body shaped like a bottle of coke ♪

♪ I'm stacking this bread ♪

♪ It ain't talking toast ♪

♪ I've been a pro baby girl ♪

♪ I can tell you just another working ♪

♪ I've been a savage ♪

♪ I'll take your lunch
money silly rabbit ♪

♪ I've been a bully ♪

♪ I'm checking the bag, bag ♪

♪ What y'all work ♪

♪ What y'all spending ♪

♪ And a couple of minutes
what it I'm about to blow it ♪

♪ All on a couple of vending ♪

♪ My damage is swimming ♪

♪ Call me Venezuelan
rats looking like rats ♪

♪ Looking like tennis ♪

♪ Trying to be getting, getting
a leader out the front ♪

♪ A Marshall, you're just
a bunch of the senders ♪

♪ This guy I do the money walk
I do the money walk I do it ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ Said I aint' walk with
a wobble so much money ♪

♪ In my pocket that my
Gucci bag is swole ♪

♪ Can't fit it in my wallet ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ I walk with a wobble so
much money in my pocket ♪

♪ That my Gucci bag is swole ♪

♪ So I can't fit it in my wallet ♪

♪ I ain't got no kickball I ain't saving ♪

♪ I really you digging the paper ♪

♪ Eh, Atlanta yeah raised me ♪

♪ I really came up off the pavement ♪

♪ It's stir money in a
bot the money gonna rot ♪

♪ Then you can't phase me ♪

♪ Fans say my hair get long ♪

♪ Oooo Heaffy used to braid it ♪

♪ When my money walk across the stage ♪

♪ I'm gonna all Lisa Jay with the paper ♪

♪ Turn my labels, I'm
a need an extra meal ♪

♪ Plus the deal if we don't take it ♪

♪ I used to travel to vacant places ♪

♪ I used to wish that I was famous ♪

♪ I thought the money came with fame ♪

♪ Until I met a couple
thousand that were nameless ♪

♪ I had to stay down with patient ♪

♪ And now when money walk money walk ♪

♪ I'm gonna run it up and chase it ♪

♪ Look at how money walk money walk ♪

♪ Eh, eh, eh, it's time to tell Lisa Jay ♪

♪ That she too hot now ♪

♪ Look how that money walk money walk ♪

♪ Ain't no body can
tell her to pipe down ♪

♪ Heard Heaffy's coming ♪

♪ Let's count them out ♪

♪ Yeah, they know what we all about ♪

♪ From down under we might
have to hunt you down ♪

♪ Stealing yo city just run around ♪

♪ And go back on me ♪

♪ Ain't no more calming down ♪

♪ Hundreds on the ground
my money walking now ♪

♪ Eh, eh, eh, hundreds on
the ground and my money ♪

♪ Walking out ♪

♪ Let's get it ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ Said I walk with a wobble
so much money in my pocket ♪

♪ That my Gucci bag all gone swole ♪

♪ And it can't fit in my wallet ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ I do the money walk I do
the money walk I do it ♪

♪ I said I walk with a wobble
so much money in my pocket ♪

♪ For my Gucci bag on swole ♪

♪ And it can't fit in my wallet ♪

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♪ I got it ♪