Hayride (2012) - full transcript

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>> LOOK HERE.
>> 38-YEAR-OLD MALCOLM GUFFIN
WAS ARRESTED THIS MORNING IN

>> 38-YEAR-OLD MALCOLM GUFFIN
WAS ARRESTED THIS MORNING IN
CONNECTION WITH OVER A DOZEN

WAS ARRESTED THIS MORNING IN
CONNECTION WITH OVER A DOZEN
MISSING-PERSON CASES IN THE

CONNECTION WITH OVER A DOZEN
MISSING-PERSON CASES IN THE
SURROUNDING AREAS.

I'M STANDING HERE JUST A FEW
YARDS AWAY FROM WHAT APPEARS TO

YARDS AWAY FROM WHAT APPEARS TO
BE THE FINAL RESTING PLACE FOR

BE THE FINAL RESTING PLACE FOR
AT LEAST SIX YOUNG GIRLS.

>> [ PANTING ]

>> WHAT WE'RE BEING TOLD IS THAT
IT'S TOO EARLY AND THE BODIES
ARE TOO BADLY DECOMPOSED FOR

IT'S TOO EARLY AND THE BODIES
ARE TOO BADLY DECOMPOSED FOR
ANY PHYSICAL IDENTIFICATION TO



ARE TOO BADLY DECOMPOSED FOR
ANY PHYSICAL IDENTIFICATION TO
TAKE PLACE.

>> [ PANTING ]

[ BRANCH SNAPS ]

>> [ GROWLING ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]

>> LAW ENFORCEMENT APPREHENDED
GUFFIN EARLIER TODAY, BUT,
UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS TOO LATE

GUFFIN EARLIER TODAY, BUT,
UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS TOO LATE
FOR HIS LAST VICTIM.

GUFFIN WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO
THE HALE COUNTY CORRECTIONAL
FACILITY AS EARLY AS TOMORROW

THE HALE COUNTY CORRECTIONAL
FACILITY AS EARLY AS TOMORROW
MORNING.

FACILITY AS EARLY AS TOMORROW
MORNING.
[ KEYS JINGLING ]

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ CLANG ]

[ CHAINS JINGLING ]

[ BUZZER, LOCK DISENGAGES ]

WE'LL CONTINUE TO UPDATE YOU ON
THIS TRULY FASCINATING AND
TERRIFYING TRAGEDY COMING OUT



THIS TRULY FASCINATING AND
TERRIFYING TRAGEDY COMING OUT
OF SOUTH ALABAMA.

[ RATTLESNAKE RATTLES ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> ORDER UP!
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> ♪ TIME WON'T WAIT,
WAIT ON YOU NOW ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, ALL...

WAIT ON YOU NOW ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, ALL...
>> MMM.

♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, ALL...
>> MMM.
WOW.

>> MMM.
WOW.
>> I TOLD YOU SO.

WOW.
>> I TOLD YOU SO.
PAY UP.

>> I TOLD YOU SO.
PAY UP.
>> WELL, WE DIDN'T SHAKE ON IT.

PAY UP.
>> WELL, WE DIDN'T SHAKE ON IT.
>> WHAT A GYP.

>> WELL, WE DIDN'T SHAKE ON IT.
>> WHAT A GYP.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> WHAT A GYP.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
TECHNICALLY, YOU SAID "BEST IN

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
TECHNICALLY, YOU SAID "BEST IN
ALABAMA," SO I CAN'T REALLY BE

TECHNICALLY, YOU SAID "BEST IN
ALABAMA," SO I CAN'T REALLY BE
PROVEN WRONG UNTIL I'VE TRIED

ALABAMA," SO I CAN'T REALLY BE
PROVEN WRONG UNTIL I'VE TRIED
ALL THE BARBECUE JOINTS IN THE

PROVEN WRONG UNTIL I'VE TRIED
ALL THE BARBECUE JOINTS IN THE
STATE.

ALL THE BARBECUE JOINTS IN THE
STATE.
>> ALL RIGHT.

STATE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GONNA EAT UP THE WEEKEND,

>> ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GONNA EAT UP THE WEEKEND,
BUT LET'S GET ON IT.

IT'S GONNA EAT UP THE WEEKEND,
BUT LET'S GET ON IT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

BUT LET'S GET ON IT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY, FINE. FINE.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY, FINE. FINE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

OKAY, FINE. FINE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> HOLY CRAP!

YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> HOLY CRAP!
THAT TOOK MONTHS.

>> HOLY CRAP!
THAT TOOK MONTHS.
>> YEAH, WELL, DON'T GET USED TO

THAT TOOK MONTHS.
>> YEAH, WELL, DON'T GET USED TO
IT.

>> YEAH, WELL, DON'T GET USED TO
IT.
>> I WON'T.

MMM.
THAT TAKES ME BACK.
>> SO, EVERYTHING HERE IS EITHER

THAT TAKES ME BACK.
>> SO, EVERYTHING HERE IS EITHER
FRIED OR SMOTHERED IN BARBECUE

>> SO, EVERYTHING HERE IS EITHER
FRIED OR SMOTHERED IN BARBECUE
SAUCE?

FRIED OR SMOTHERED IN BARBECUE
SAUCE?
>> PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

SAUCE?
>> PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]

>> PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> I CAN SEE WHY YOU LIKED THIS

[ CHUCKLES ]
>> I CAN SEE WHY YOU LIKED THIS
PLACE AS A KID.

>> I CAN SEE WHY YOU LIKED THIS
PLACE AS A KID.
>> OH -- HERE.

PLACE AS A KID.
>> OH -- HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE SOUTH.

>> OH -- HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE SOUTH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE SOUTH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> EITHER WAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> EITHER WAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> SO, ARE YOU GLAD TO BE HOME?

>> EITHER WAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> SO, ARE YOU GLAD TO BE HOME?
>> YEAH.

>> SO, ARE YOU GLAD TO BE HOME?
>> YEAH.
I'M GLAD I COULD FINALLY MAKE

>> YEAH.
I'M GLAD I COULD FINALLY MAKE
GOOD ON MY PROMISE TO COME VISIT

I'M GLAD I COULD FINALLY MAKE
GOOD ON MY PROMISE TO COME VISIT
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

GOOD ON MY PROMISE TO COME VISIT
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
>> HOLIDAY?

FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
>> HOLIDAY?
>> IT'S HALLOWEEN.

>> HOLIDAY?
>> IT'S HALLOWEEN.
>> HALLOWEEN IS A HOLIDAY?

>> IT'S HALLOWEEN.
>> HALLOWEEN IS A HOLIDAY?
>> WELL, IT IS WITH MY FAMILY.

>> HALLOWEEN IS A HOLIDAY?
>> WELL, IT IS WITH MY FAMILY.
>> REALLY?

>> WELL, IT IS WITH MY FAMILY.
>> REALLY?
[ CHUCKLES ]

>> REALLY?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THEY GET REAL INTO IT.

[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THEY GET REAL INTO IT.
YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE SPENDS A

>> THEY GET REAL INTO IT.
YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE SPENDS A
FORTUNE EVERY YEAR ON THIS

YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE SPENDS A
FORTUNE EVERY YEAR ON THIS
HAYRIDE.

FORTUNE EVERY YEAR ON THIS
HAYRIDE.
>> WELL, I'M KIND OF LOOKING

HAYRIDE.
>> WELL, I'M KIND OF LOOKING
FORWARD TO A HAYRIDE.

>> WELL, I'M KIND OF LOOKING
FORWARD TO A HAYRIDE.
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

FORWARD TO A HAYRIDE.
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
>> NO. IT'S TERRIFYING.

I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
>> NO. IT'S TERRIFYING.
I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES FROM IT.

>> NO. IT'S TERRIFYING.
I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES FROM IT.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES FROM IT.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> NOT REALLY.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> NOT REALLY.
BUT IT IS INSANE.

>> NOT REALLY.
BUT IT IS INSANE.
THEY COME UP WITH DIFFERENT BACK

BUT IT IS INSANE.
THEY COME UP WITH DIFFERENT BACK
STORIES AND HAVE THESE

THEY COME UP WITH DIFFERENT BACK
STORIES AND HAVE THESE
REOCCURRING CHARACTERS.

STORIES AND HAVE THESE
REOCCURRING CHARACTERS.
>> LIKE...THEIR OWN HORROR

REOCCURRING CHARACTERS.
>> LIKE...THEIR OWN HORROR
CHARACTERS?

>> LIKE...THEIR OWN HORROR
CHARACTERS?
>> WE HAVE, UH, PITCHFORK AND

CHARACTERS?
>> WE HAVE, UH, PITCHFORK AND
RAW-HEAD BLOODY BONES.

>> WE HAVE, UH, PITCHFORK AND
RAW-HEAD BLOODY BONES.
>> I'M SORRY -- WHAT?

RAW-HEAD BLOODY BONES.
>> I'M SORRY -- WHAT?
>> IT'S RAW-HEAD BLOODY BONES.

>> I'M SORRY -- WHAT?
>> IT'S RAW-HEAD BLOODY BONES.
IT'S A MONSTER THAT MY GRANDPA

>> IT'S RAW-HEAD BLOODY BONES.
IT'S A MONSTER THAT MY GRANDPA
MADE UP THAT ONLY COMES OUT WHEN

IT'S A MONSTER THAT MY GRANDPA
MADE UP THAT ONLY COMES OUT WHEN
IT'S WINDY -- FOR SOME REASON.

MADE UP THAT ONLY COMES OUT WHEN
IT'S WINDY -- FOR SOME REASON.
>> BUT...WHY -- WHY WAS HIS HEAD

IT'S WINDY -- FOR SOME REASON.
>> BUT...WHY -- WHY WAS HIS HEAD
RAW?

>> BUT...WHY -- WHY WAS HIS HEAD
RAW?
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT.

RAW?
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT.
I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT PART OF

>> I DON'T KNOW THAT.
I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT PART OF
THE STORY.

I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT PART OF
THE STORY.
BUT TO THIS DAY...

THE STORY.
BUT TO THIS DAY...
[ CHUCKLES ]

BUT TO THIS DAY...
[ CHUCKLES ]
...WIND CHIMES STILL CREEP ME

[ CHUCKLES ]
...WIND CHIMES STILL CREEP ME
OUT A BIT.

...WIND CHIMES STILL CREEP ME
OUT A BIT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

OUT A BIT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
PITCHFORK -- HE USED TO SCARE

>> SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
PITCHFORK -- HE USED TO SCARE
THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

PITCHFORK -- HE USED TO SCARE
THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
>> WHAT WAS HIS STORY?

THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
>> WHAT WAS HIS STORY?
>> WELL, HE -- IT CHANGED A

>> WHAT WAS HIS STORY?
>> WELL, HE -- IT CHANGED A
LITTLE BIT AS I GOT OLDER, BUT

>> WELL, HE -- IT CHANGED A
LITTLE BIT AS I GOT OLDER, BUT
BASICALLY, HE WAS A GUY THAT MY

LITTLE BIT AS I GOT OLDER, BUT
BASICALLY, HE WAS A GUY THAT MY
UNCLE SAID WOULD COME OUT ON

BASICALLY, HE WAS A GUY THAT MY
UNCLE SAID WOULD COME OUT ON
FULL MOONS TO REVENGE THE DEATH

UNCLE SAID WOULD COME OUT ON
FULL MOONS TO REVENGE THE DEATH
OF HIS DAUGHTER -- OR SOMETHING

FULL MOONS TO REVENGE THE DEATH
OF HIS DAUGHTER -- OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.

OF HIS DAUGHTER -- OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
>> WHY DOES THE KILLER ALWAYS

LIKE THAT.
>> WHY DOES THE KILLER ALWAYS
HAVE TO COME OUT AT CERTAIN

>> WHY DOES THE KILLER ALWAYS
HAVE TO COME OUT AT CERTAIN
TIMES?

HAVE TO COME OUT AT CERTAIN
TIMES?
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

TIMES?
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
AND IT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO BE

>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
AND IT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO BE
UNDER THE SAME CONDITIONS IN

AND IT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO BE
UNDER THE SAME CONDITIONS IN
WHICH THE STORY IS BEING TOLD.

UNDER THE SAME CONDITIONS IN
WHICH THE STORY IS BEING TOLD.
[ SMACKS LIPS ]

WHICH THE STORY IS BEING TOLD.
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
I THINK YOU'VE CRACKED THE CASE.

[ SMACKS LIPS ]
I THINK YOU'VE CRACKED THE CASE.
>> THAT'S WHAT I DO.

I THINK YOU'VE CRACKED THE CASE.
>> THAT'S WHAT I DO.
SO, PITCHFORK KIND OF HAD A LAME

>> THAT'S WHAT I DO.
SO, PITCHFORK KIND OF HAD A LAME
BACK STORY?

SO, PITCHFORK KIND OF HAD A LAME
BACK STORY?
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

BACK STORY?
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT SIMPLE.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT SIMPLE.
YOU KNOW, "HERE'S THE KILLER.

YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT SIMPLE.
YOU KNOW, "HERE'S THE KILLER.
HERE'S HOW HE STARTED KILLING.

YOU KNOW, "HERE'S THE KILLER.
HERE'S HOW HE STARTED KILLING.
HERE'S WHO HE'S GONNA KILL."

HERE'S HOW HE STARTED KILLING.
HERE'S WHO HE'S GONNA KILL."
SIMPLER IS SCARIER.

HERE'S WHO HE'S GONNA KILL."
SIMPLER IS SCARIER.
PEOPLE DON'T COME TO THESE

SIMPLER IS SCARIER.
PEOPLE DON'T COME TO THESE
THINGS TO LEARN SOME LESSON IN

PEOPLE DON'T COME TO THESE
THINGS TO LEARN SOME LESSON IN
LIFE OR TO HEAR A COMPELLING

THINGS TO LEARN SOME LESSON IN
LIFE OR TO HEAR A COMPELLING
STORY.

LIFE OR TO HEAR A COMPELLING
STORY.
THEY COME TO BE SCARED.

STORY.
THEY COME TO BE SCARED.
>> SOUNDS LIKE LAZY WRITING TO

THEY COME TO BE SCARED.
>> SOUNDS LIKE LAZY WRITING TO
ME.

>> SOUNDS LIKE LAZY WRITING TO
ME.
I'M JUST SAYING.

ME.
I'M JUST SAYING.
[ CHUCKLES ]

I'M JUST SAYING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, EACH YEAR, MY

[ CHUCKLES ]
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, EACH YEAR, MY
UNCLE WOULD GET A LITTLE MORE

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, EACH YEAR, MY
UNCLE WOULD GET A LITTLE MORE
GRUESOME WITH THE DETAILS, YOU

UNCLE WOULD GET A LITTLE MORE
GRUESOME WITH THE DETAILS, YOU
KNOW?

GRUESOME WITH THE DETAILS, YOU
KNOW?
ADD MORE TO THE STORY.

KNOW?
ADD MORE TO THE STORY.
PITCHFORK WAS SCARY.

ADD MORE TO THE STORY.
PITCHFORK WAS SCARY.
>> SOUNDS LIKE IT.

PITCHFORK WAS SCARY.
>> SOUNDS LIKE IT.
>> YEAH, I BET.

>> SOUNDS LIKE IT.
>> YEAH, I BET.
>> SO, WHY DO THEY CALL HIM

>> YEAH, I BET.
>> SO, WHY DO THEY CALL HIM
"PITCHFORK"?

>> SO, WHY DO THEY CALL HIM
"PITCHFORK"?
>> TAKE A GUESS.

"PITCHFORK"?
>> TAKE A GUESS.
>> HM.

>> TAKE A GUESS.
>> HM.
BECAUSE HE KILLED PEOPLE WITH A

>> HM.
BECAUSE HE KILLED PEOPLE WITH A
PITCHFORK.

BECAUSE HE KILLED PEOPLE WITH A
PITCHFORK.
>> BECAUSE HE KILLED PEOPLE WITH

PITCHFORK.
>> BECAUSE HE KILLED PEOPLE WITH
A PITCHFORK.

>> BECAUSE HE KILLED PEOPLE WITH
A PITCHFORK.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

A PITCHFORK.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YOUR UNCLE'S NOT A VERY ORIGINAL

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YOUR UNCLE'S NOT A VERY ORIGINAL
GUY, I TAKE IT.

YOUR UNCLE'S NOT A VERY ORIGINAL
GUY, I TAKE IT.
>> YOU'LL SEE.

GUY, I TAKE IT.
>> YOU'LL SEE.
[ RADIO CHATTER ]

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

>> WINCER, WE GOT A MARSHAL
WHO'S DOWN HERE.
I WENT AHEAD AND SENT HIM ON

WHO'S DOWN HERE.
I WENT AHEAD AND SENT HIM ON
THROUGH.

I WENT AHEAD AND SENT HIM ON
THROUGH.
HE SHOULD BE HEADING YOUR WAY

THROUGH.
HE SHOULD BE HEADING YOUR WAY
RIGHT NOW.

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
[ IGNITION DINGING ]

>> YOU WINCER?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?

>> WELL, WE GOT A DEAD COP --
ONE OF YOURS.
WE GOT A DEAD UNKNOWN -- LOCAL,

ONE OF YOURS.
WE GOT A DEAD UNKNOWN -- LOCAL,
BY THE LOOKS OF HIS CLOTHES.

WE GOT A DEAD UNKNOWN -- LOCAL,
BY THE LOOKS OF HIS CLOTHES.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

BY THE LOOKS OF HIS CLOTHES.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
LOOKS LIKE THE COP LOST CONTROL

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
LOOKS LIKE THE COP LOST CONTROL
OF THE VEHICLE AND OUR BOY TOOK

LOOKS LIKE THE COP LOST CONTROL
OF THE VEHICLE AND OUR BOY TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION.

OF THE VEHICLE AND OUR BOY TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION.
[ HORN BLARING ]

[ BLARING STOPS ]

>> ANY IDEA WHICH DIRECTION HE
WENT?
>> SOUTH, BY THE LOOKS OF THE

WENT?
>> SOUTH, BY THE LOOKS OF THE
TRACKS.

>> SOUTH, BY THE LOOKS OF THE
TRACKS.
NOT MUCH PAST THAT.

TRACKS.
NOT MUCH PAST THAT.
WE PUT UP A PERIMETER ABOUT 5

NOT MUCH PAST THAT.
WE PUT UP A PERIMETER ABOUT 5
MILES.

WE PUT UP A PERIMETER ABOUT 5
MILES.
>> ALL RIGHT.

MILES.
>> ALL RIGHT.
SO, WE GOT ANY HOUSES NEARBY,

>> ALL RIGHT.
SO, WE GOT ANY HOUSES NEARBY,
ANY STORES -- ANYTHING?

SO, WE GOT ANY HOUSES NEARBY,
ANY STORES -- ANYTHING?
>> SO, YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND

ANY STORES -- ANYTHING?
>> SO, YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND
HERE, I TAKE IT?

>> SO, YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND
HERE, I TAKE IT?
>> NO. I'M NOT.

HERE, I TAKE IT?
>> NO. I'M NOT.
>> WELL, NO.

>> NO. I'M NOT.
>> WELL, NO.
NOTHING ELSE OUT HERE.

>> WELL, NO.
NOTHING ELSE OUT HERE.
>> SO, THESE ROADS, THEY DON'T,

NOTHING ELSE OUT HERE.
>> SO, THESE ROADS, THEY DON'T,
UH, THEY DON'T GO ANYWHERE?

>> SO, THESE ROADS, THEY DON'T,
UH, THEY DON'T GO ANYWHERE?
>> OH, YEAH.

UH, THEY DON'T GO ANYWHERE?
>> OH, YEAH.
THEY GO, UH...NOWHERE.

>> OH, YEAH.
THEY GO, UH...NOWHERE.
WE GOT A LOT OF THAT OUT HERE.

THEY GO, UH...NOWHERE.
WE GOT A LOT OF THAT OUT HERE.
>> OKAY.

WE GOT A LOT OF THAT OUT HERE.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT WE TAKE

>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT WE TAKE
THAT 5-MILE PERIMETER AND PUSH

ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT WE TAKE
THAT 5-MILE PERIMETER AND PUSH
IT BACK 15 MILES AND YOU GET

THAT 5-MILE PERIMETER AND PUSH
IT BACK 15 MILES AND YOU GET
SOME BLACK-AND-WHITES TO SEARCH

IT BACK 15 MILES AND YOU GET
SOME BLACK-AND-WHITES TO SEARCH
UP AND DOWN THIS...ROAD TO

SOME BLACK-AND-WHITES TO SEARCH
UP AND DOWN THIS...ROAD TO
NOWHERE YOU GOT HERE?

UP AND DOWN THIS...ROAD TO
NOWHERE YOU GOT HERE?
>> YOU DON'T THINK HE'LL JUST

NOWHERE YOU GOT HERE?
>> YOU DON'T THINK HE'LL JUST
HEAD STRAIGHT OUT?

>> YOU DON'T THINK HE'LL JUST
HEAD STRAIGHT OUT?
>> I THINK HE'LL BE LOOKING FOR

HEAD STRAIGHT OUT?
>> I THINK HE'LL BE LOOKING FOR
A CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND SOME NEW

>> I THINK HE'LL BE LOOKING FOR
A CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND SOME NEW
WHEELS.

A CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND SOME NEW
WHEELS.
ALSO, HAVE SOME VOLUNTEERS GO

WHEELS.
ALSO, HAVE SOME VOLUNTEERS GO
HOUSE TO HOUSE AND LET THEM KNOW

ALSO, HAVE SOME VOLUNTEERS GO
HOUSE TO HOUSE AND LET THEM KNOW
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

HOUSE TO HOUSE AND LET THEM KNOW
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS
GUY?

>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS
GUY?
>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

GUY?
>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THIS GUY, EXCEPT THAT HE'S

>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THIS GUY, EXCEPT THAT HE'S
BAT-SHIT CRAZY.

THIS GUY, EXCEPT THAT HE'S
BAT-SHIT CRAZY.
>> YEAH, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT.

BAT-SHIT CRAZY.
>> YEAH, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT.
WHAT THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO?

>> YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> HEY, BUD.
>> HEY, CUZ.
>> HOW WAS THE, UH, RIDE DOWN?

>> HEY, CUZ.
>> HOW WAS THE, UH, RIDE DOWN?
>> LONG.

>> HOW WAS THE, UH, RIDE DOWN?
>> LONG.
>> YEAH, NO DOUBT.

>> LONG.
>> YEAH, NO DOUBT.
>> HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR

>> YEAH, NO DOUBT.
>> HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
OLD TRUCK?

>> HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
OLD TRUCK?
>> EH. GOT STOLEN.

OLD TRUCK?
>> EH. GOT STOLEN.
>> MM.

>> EH. GOT STOLEN.
>> MM.
>> LONG STORY -- DON'T WANT TO

>> MM.
>> LONG STORY -- DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT.

>> LONG STORY -- DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT.
>> SO, ARE YOU STILL DATING THAT

TALK ABOUT IT.
>> SO, ARE YOU STILL DATING THAT
MISSY CHICK?

>> SO, ARE YOU STILL DATING THAT
MISSY CHICK?
>> NOPE.

MISSY CHICK?
>> NOPE.
TURNS OUT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH

>> NOPE.
TURNS OUT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH
HER.

TURNS OUT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH
HER.
>> OH, SHIT, TYLER.

HER.
>> OH, SHIT, TYLER.
>> YEP.

>> OH, SHIT, TYLER.
>> YEP.
HEY, LOOK, DON'T MENTION THAT TO

>> YEP.
HEY, LOOK, DON'T MENTION THAT TO
DAD.

HEY, LOOK, DON'T MENTION THAT TO
DAD.
IT'S STILL KIND OF A TOUCHY

DAD.
IT'S STILL KIND OF A TOUCHY
SUBJECT.

IT'S STILL KIND OF A TOUCHY
SUBJECT.
>> SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS

SUBJECT.
>> SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS
YOUR OLD MAN?

>> SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS
YOUR OLD MAN?
>> HE'S UP AT THE BARN, JUST

YOUR OLD MAN?
>> HE'S UP AT THE BARN, JUST
KIND OF TINKERING AROUND WITH

>> HE'S UP AT THE BARN, JUST
KIND OF TINKERING AROUND WITH
SOME STUFF.

KIND OF TINKERING AROUND WITH
SOME STUFF.
HE'S GOT ME OUT LOOKING FOR

SOME STUFF.
HE'S GOT ME OUT LOOKING FOR
MISSING BEAR TRAPS.

HE'S GOT ME OUT LOOKING FOR
MISSING BEAR TRAPS.
>> BEAR TRAPS?

MISSING BEAR TRAPS.
>> BEAR TRAPS?
>> WE PUT THEM OUT TO KEEP THE

>> BEAR TRAPS?
>> WE PUT THEM OUT TO KEEP THE
COYOTES AWAY FROM THE HAYRIDE.

>> WE PUT THEM OUT TO KEEP THE
COYOTES AWAY FROM THE HAYRIDE.
>> THAT SOUNDS SCARY.

COYOTES AWAY FROM THE HAYRIDE.
>> THAT SOUNDS SCARY.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> THAT SOUNDS SCARY.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> NO. THEY'RE GONE.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> NO. THEY'RE GONE.
LOOK, UH, HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS

>> NO. THEY'RE GONE.
LOOK, UH, HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA BE IN TOWN?

LOOK, UH, HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA BE IN TOWN?
>> THREE DAYS.

GONNA BE IN TOWN?
>> THREE DAYS.
>> THREE DAYS. OKAY.

>> THREE DAYS.
>> THREE DAYS. OKAY.
WELL, LOOK, UH, I'M GONNA GET

>> THREE DAYS. OKAY.
WELL, LOOK, UH, I'M GONNA GET
GOING, BUT I KNOW DAD WOULD LOVE

WELL, LOOK, UH, I'M GONNA GET
GOING, BUT I KNOW DAD WOULD LOVE
TO SEE YOU TWO, SO, UH, WHY

GOING, BUT I KNOW DAD WOULD LOVE
TO SEE YOU TWO, SO, UH, WHY
DON'T YOU JUST HEAD BACK UP THE

TO SEE YOU TWO, SO, UH, WHY
DON'T YOU JUST HEAD BACK UP THE
PATH AND TAKE YOU A LEFT --

DON'T YOU JUST HEAD BACK UP THE
PATH AND TAKE YOU A LEFT --
>> YEAH. I REMEMBER.

PATH AND TAKE YOU A LEFT --
>> YEAH. I REMEMBER.
>> [ SCOFFS ] MY BAD.

>> YEAH. I REMEMBER.
>> [ SCOFFS ] MY BAD.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> [ SCOFFS ] MY BAD.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.
>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU'D

NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.
>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU'D
VISIT MORE OFTEN, DICK...

>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU'D
VISIT MORE OFTEN, DICK...
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

VISIT MORE OFTEN, DICK...
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> SEE YOU LATER, MAN.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> SEE YOU LATER, MAN.
>> BYE.

>> SEE YOU LATER, MAN.
>> BYE.
>> LATER, CUTIE.

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> OW!
OH, SHIT.

>> OW!
OH, SHIT.
>> HEY, THERE, CAPTAIN MORGAN.

OH, SHIT.
>> HEY, THERE, CAPTAIN MORGAN.
HERE YOU GO.

>> HEY, THERE, CAPTAIN MORGAN.
HERE YOU GO.
>> WHAT IS THIS?

HERE YOU GO.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
OH, THAT'S THE COSTUME.

>> WHAT IS THIS?
OH, THAT'S THE COSTUME.
OKAY.

OH, THAT'S THE COSTUME.
OKAY.
WHAT IS THIS?

OKAY.
WHAT IS THIS?
IS THIS THE, UH...

WHAT IS THIS?
IS THIS THE, UH...
>> MASK.

IS THIS THE, UH...
>> MASK.
>> THAT'S THE MASK?

>> MASK.
>> THAT'S THE MASK?
LOOK AT THAT.

>> THAT'S THE MASK?
LOOK AT THAT.
ARE THOSE EYES THERE?

LOOK AT THAT.
ARE THOSE EYES THERE?
>> YEAH.

ARE THOSE EYES THERE?
>> YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?

>> YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?
>> AAAAAAAAH!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?
>> AAAAAAAAH!
>> [ SCREAMS, LAUGHS ]

>> AAAAAAAAH!
>> [ SCREAMS, LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS, GROWLS ]

>> [ SCREAMS, LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS, GROWLS ]
>> YOU'RE CRAZY.

>> [ LAUGHS, GROWLS ]
>> YOU'RE CRAZY.
>> YEAH. I'M SORRY.

>> YOU'RE CRAZY.
>> YEAH. I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.

>> YEAH. I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.
LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE BACK,

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.
LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE BACK,
ALL RIGHT?

LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE BACK,
ALL RIGHT?
>> ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT?
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> HOW DO YOU WALK THAT FAR?

>> ALL RIGHT.
>> HOW DO YOU WALK THAT FAR?
OH, MY GOD.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
OW!
DUMBASS.

OW!
DUMBASS.
>> HOW BIG IS THEIR YARD?

DUMBASS.
>> HOW BIG IS THEIR YARD?
>> OH, IT'S HUGE.

>> HOW BIG IS THEIR YARD?
>> OH, IT'S HUGE.
IT'S A FEW HUNDRED ACRES.

>> OH, IT'S HUGE.
IT'S A FEW HUNDRED ACRES.
>> REALLY?

IT'S A FEW HUNDRED ACRES.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH, MOST OF IT'S JUST WOODS

>> REALLY?
>> YEAH, MOST OF IT'S JUST WOODS
ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE RIVER,

>> YEAH, MOST OF IT'S JUST WOODS
ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE RIVER,
THOUGH.

>> THERE HE IS.
HEY! STEVEN!
>> HOW YOU DOING?

THOUGHT YOU ONLY WORKED ON
BOATS.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

BOATS.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WOW! YOU BROUGHT ME A PRESENT?

>> [ LAUGHS ]
WOW! YOU BROUGHT ME A PRESENT?
WOW. LOOK AT THAT.

WOW! YOU BROUGHT ME A PRESENT?
WOW. LOOK AT THAT.
HOW YOU DOING?

WOW. LOOK AT THAT.
HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU,

HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU,
UNCLE MORGAN.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU,
UNCLE MORGAN.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEVEN.

UNCLE MORGAN.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEVEN.
>> IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEVEN.
>> IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.
>> THAT'S CAPTAIN MORGAN.

>> IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.
>> THAT'S CAPTAIN MORGAN.
>> AND THIS IS AMANDA.

>> THAT'S CAPTAIN MORGAN.
>> AND THIS IS AMANDA.
>> WOW.

>> AND THIS IS AMANDA.
>> WOW.
>> AMANDA, THIS IS UNCLE MORGAN.

>> WOW.
>> AMANDA, THIS IS UNCLE MORGAN.
>> HEY, AMANDA.

>> AMANDA, THIS IS UNCLE MORGAN.
>> HEY, AMANDA.
>> HI.

>> HEY, AMANDA.
>> HI.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> HI.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WOW.

>> [ LAUGHS ]
WOW.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

WOW.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> STEVEN'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> STEVEN'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT
YOU.

>> STEVEN'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT
YOU.
>> HE DID?

YOU.
>> HE DID?
WELL, HE'S A LIAR --

>> HE DID?
WELL, HE'S A LIAR --
WHATEVER HE SAID.

WELL, HE'S A LIAR --
WHATEVER HE SAID.
[ LAUGHTER ]

WHATEVER HE SAID.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW WAS THE TRIP?

[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW WAS THE TRIP?
>> OH, NOT TOO BAD. YOU KNOW.

HOW WAS THE TRIP?
>> OH, NOT TOO BAD. YOU KNOW.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]

>> OH, NOT TOO BAD. YOU KNOW.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
>> DUMB, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
>> DUMB, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU
BEEN?!

>> DUMB, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU
BEEN?!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOLDING

BEEN?!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOLDING
SAM'S LADDER!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOLDING
SAM'S LADDER!
>> OH...

SAM'S LADDER!
>> OH...
>> OH. OH, THAT'S THE GIRLS.

>> OH...
>> OH. OH, THAT'S THE GIRLS.
THAT'S THE CAPTAIN MORGAN GIRLS.

>> OH. OH, THAT'S THE GIRLS.
THAT'S THE CAPTAIN MORGAN GIRLS.
HERE. LOOK AT THAT.

THAT'S THE CAPTAIN MORGAN GIRLS.
HERE. LOOK AT THAT.
>> THAT ONE'S BEAUTIFUL.

HERE. LOOK AT THAT.
>> THAT ONE'S BEAUTIFUL.
THAT ONE'S DUMB.

>> THAT ONE'S BEAUTIFUL.
THAT ONE'S DUMB.
THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY, AND THEY'RE

THAT ONE'S DUMB.
THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY, AND THEY'RE
BOTH A LITTLE DUMB, YOU KNOW,

THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY, AND THEY'RE
BOTH A LITTLE DUMB, YOU KNOW,
BUT, I MEAN, ONE'S SLOWER THAN

BOTH A LITTLE DUMB, YOU KNOW,
BUT, I MEAN, ONE'S SLOWER THAN
THE OTHER, AND --

BUT, I MEAN, ONE'S SLOWER THAN
THE OTHER, AND --
LOOK, I DIDN'T NAME THEM, ALL

THE OTHER, AND --
LOOK, I DIDN'T NAME THEM, ALL
RIGHT?

LOOK, I DIDN'T NAME THEM, ALL
RIGHT?
>> YES, YOU DID.

RIGHT?
>> YES, YOU DID.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> YES, YOU DID.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> UH, YOU'LL KNOW EVERYBODY

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> UH, YOU'LL KNOW EVERYBODY
ELSE, THOUGH, THE WHOLE GANG,

>> UH, YOU'LL KNOW EVERYBODY
ELSE, THOUGH, THE WHOLE GANG,
EXCEPT FOR THE HIGH SCHOOLERS.

ELSE, THOUGH, THE WHOLE GANG,
EXCEPT FOR THE HIGH SCHOOLERS.
THEY'LL BE OUT TOMORROW TO HELP

EXCEPT FOR THE HIGH SCHOOLERS.
THEY'LL BE OUT TOMORROW TO HELP
OUT.

THEY'LL BE OUT TOMORROW TO HELP
OUT.
>> SO, WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON

OUT.
>> SO, WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON
OVER AT THE BARN?

>> SO, WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON
OVER AT THE BARN?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, JUST SOMETHING

OVER AT THE BARN?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, JUST SOMETHING
A LITTLE NEW THIS YEAR.

>> OH, YOU KNOW, JUST SOMETHING
A LITTLE NEW THIS YEAR.
>> I MEAN, IS IT PART OF THE

A LITTLE NEW THIS YEAR.
>> I MEAN, IS IT PART OF THE
RIDE?

>> I MEAN, IS IT PART OF THE
RIDE?
>> WELL, YEAH, MAYBE. MAYBE.

RIDE?
>> WELL, YEAH, MAYBE. MAYBE.
MAYBE. MM-HMM.

>> WELL, YEAH, MAYBE. MAYBE.
MAYBE. MM-HMM.
>> WELL, COME ON.

MAYBE. MM-HMM.
>> WELL, COME ON.
LET IT OUT.

>> WELL, COME ON.
LET IT OUT.
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.

LET IT OUT.
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
UH...ALL RIGHT.

>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
UH...ALL RIGHT.
I-I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING, BUT

UH...ALL RIGHT.
I-I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING, BUT
WE'RE GONNA GET THE RIDERS OFF

I-I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING, BUT
WE'RE GONNA GET THE RIDERS OFF
THE RIDE THIS YEAR AND LET THEM

WE'RE GONNA GET THE RIDERS OFF
THE RIDE THIS YEAR AND LET THEM
WALK THROUGH THERE.

THE RIDE THIS YEAR AND LET THEM
WALK THROUGH THERE.
>> SO, LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE?

WALK THROUGH THERE.
>> SO, LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE?
>> A LITTLE BIT.

>> SO, LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE?
>> A LITTLE BIT.
>> OH, OKAY.

>> A LITTLE BIT.
>> OH, OKAY.
WELL...CAN WE SEE IT?

>> OH, OKAY.
WELL...CAN WE SEE IT?
>> AH...

WELL...CAN WE SEE IT?
>> AH...
>> YOU CAN LET ME SEE IT.

>> AH...
>> YOU CAN LET ME SEE IT.
>> YEAH, WELL, I --

>> YOU CAN LET ME SEE IT.
>> YEAH, WELL, I --
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

>> YEAH, WELL, I --
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
>> YEAH. LET'S GO.

YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
>> YEAH. LET'S GO.
>> OH, WELL, THEN, YES.

>> YEAH. LET'S GO.
>> OH, WELL, THEN, YES.
OKAY. OKAY.

>> OH, WELL, THEN, YES.
OKAY. OKAY.
I COULDN'T SAY NO TO HER.

OKAY. OKAY.
I COULDN'T SAY NO TO HER.
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO, UNCLE.

I COULDN'T SAY NO TO HER.
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO, UNCLE.
>> YEAH. I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN.

>> I LOVE YOU, TOO, UNCLE.
>> YEAH. I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN.
>> MY UNCLE.

>> YEAH. I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN.
>> MY UNCLE.
>> THAT'S GREAT.

>> MY UNCLE.
>> THAT'S GREAT.
SO, UH...

>> THAT'S GREAT.
SO, UH...
>> WE'LL JUST DRIVE ON UP TO THE

SO, UH...
>> WE'LL JUST DRIVE ON UP TO THE
BARN, THEN.

>> WE'LL JUST DRIVE ON UP TO THE
BARN, THEN.
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

BARN, THEN.
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S COMING WITH ME?

>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S COMING WITH ME?
>> NO, I THINK I'M GONNA --

SHE'S COMING WITH ME?
>> NO, I THINK I'M GONNA --
>> WHAT?

>> NO, I THINK I'M GONNA --
>> WHAT?
>> I THINK I'M GONNA KEEP THIS

>> WHAT?
>> I THINK I'M GONNA KEEP THIS
ONE.

>> I THINK I'M GONNA KEEP THIS
ONE.
>> GET OFF ME.

ONE.
>> GET OFF ME.
>> I'M GONNA KEEP THIS ONE.

>> GET OFF ME.
>> I'M GONNA KEEP THIS ONE.
>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

>> I'M GONNA KEEP THIS ONE.
>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT.

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA KEEP HER.

>> ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA KEEP HER.
YOU'RE WAY OVER YOUR HEAD.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA KEEP HER.
YOU'RE WAY OVER YOUR HEAD.
[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU'RE WAY OVER YOUR HEAD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SEE YOU UP THERE.

[ CHUCKLES ]
SEE YOU UP THERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]

>> Hey, Chuck.
>> OH, SHIT.
>> You on the clock?

>> OH, SHIT.
>> You on the clock?
>> YEAH. COME BACK.

>> You on the clock?
>> YEAH. COME BACK.
>> Where the hell are you?

>> YEAH. COME BACK.
>> Where the hell are you?
>> ABOUT TO, UH, RUN THESE

>> Where the hell are you?
>> ABOUT TO, UH, RUN THESE
LIGHTS OUT HERE AT THE OLD HAY

>> ABOUT TO, UH, RUN THESE
LIGHTS OUT HERE AT THE OLD HAY
BARN FOR CAPTAIN MORGAN.

LIGHTS OUT HERE AT THE OLD HAY
BARN FOR CAPTAIN MORGAN.
WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON?

BARN FOR CAPTAIN MORGAN.
WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON?
>> All right, man. Hurry up.

WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON?
>> All right, man. Hurry up.
>> 10-4 ON THAT.

>> OH, YEAH.
I CAN HEAR MORGAN NOW.
[ As Morgan ] YEAH, JUST, UH,

I CAN HEAR MORGAN NOW.
[ As Morgan ] YEAH, JUST, UH,
YOU KNOW, THROW SOME BLOOD UP

[ As Morgan ] YEAH, JUST, UH,
YOU KNOW, THROW SOME BLOOD UP
RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW, THROW SOME BLOOD UP
RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW?
[ Normal voice ] I CAN

RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW?
[ Normal voice ] I CAN
GUARANTEE YOU THAT'S WHAT HE

[ Normal voice ] I CAN
GUARANTEE YOU THAT'S WHAT HE
WAS SAYING.

GUARANTEE YOU THAT'S WHAT HE
WAS SAYING.
>> YOU WEREN'T KIDDING.

WAS SAYING.
>> YOU WEREN'T KIDDING.
THEY GO ALL OUT.

>> YOU WEREN'T KIDDING.
THEY GO ALL OUT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

THEY GO ALL OUT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, YOU KNOW, COREY GOT LOST

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, YOU KNOW, COREY GOT LOST
IN HERE ONCE.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, COREY GOT LOST
IN HERE ONCE.
>> SERIOUSLY?

IN HERE ONCE.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY PITIFUL.

>> SERIOUSLY?
>> YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY PITIFUL.
>> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE HIM TO

>> YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY PITIFUL.
>> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE HIM TO
GET OUT?

>> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE HIM TO
GET OUT?
>> UM, UNTIL THE HIGH WORE OFF.

GET OUT?
>> UM, UNTIL THE HIGH WORE OFF.
[ CHUCKLES ]

[ METAL CLANKING ]
>> [ WHISTLES ]
[ CLANKING CONTINUES ]

>> [ WHISTLES ]
[ CLANKING CONTINUES ]
HELLO?

QUIT SCREWING AROUND, ALL RIGHT?

[ CLANKING ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ GROANING ]
[ THUD ]

[ GROANING ]
[ THUD ]
[ THUD ]

[ THUD ]
[ THUD ]
[ GROANING STOPS ]

[ THUD ]
[ GROANING STOPS ]
[ THUD ]

[ GUITAR PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> ♪ SHE JOINED A.A., SAID SHE

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> ♪ SHE JOINED A.A., SAID SHE
HAD TO THINK IT OVER ♪

>> ♪ SHE JOINED A.A., SAID SHE
HAD TO THINK IT OVER ♪
♪ SHE GOT NEW FRIENDS, WON'T LET

HAD TO THINK IT OVER ♪
♪ SHE GOT NEW FRIENDS, WON'T LET
ME TAKE HER NOWHERE ♪

♪ SHE GOT NEW FRIENDS, WON'T LET
ME TAKE HER NOWHERE ♪
♪ JUKEBOX IS DEAD, AND NOW IT'S

ME TAKE HER NOWHERE ♪
♪ JUKEBOX IS DEAD, AND NOW IT'S
OVER ♪

♪ JUKEBOX IS DEAD, AND NOW IT'S
OVER ♪
♪ AND SHE DON'T LIKE ME WHEN

OVER ♪
♪ AND SHE DON'T LIKE ME WHEN
SHE'S SOBER ♪

♪ AND SHE DON'T LIKE ME WHEN
SHE'S SOBER ♪
[ LAUGHTER, CHEERING ]

SHE'S SOBER ♪
[ LAUGHTER, CHEERING ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE

[ LAUGHTER, CHEERING ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
STYLINGS OF COREY.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
STYLINGS OF COREY.
HEY, NOT TOO MUCH.

STYLINGS OF COREY.
HEY, NOT TOO MUCH.
YOU MIGHT ENCOURAGE HIM.

HEY, NOT TOO MUCH.
YOU MIGHT ENCOURAGE HIM.
>> THANKS, POPS.

YOU MIGHT ENCOURAGE HIM.
>> THANKS, POPS.
>> NO PROBLEM.

>> THANKS, POPS.
>> NO PROBLEM.
HEY, COME ON.

>> NO PROBLEM.
HEY, COME ON.
LET'S GET TOGETHER HERE.

HEY, COME ON.
LET'S GET TOGETHER HERE.
COME ON, HERE.

LET'S GET TOGETHER HERE.
COME ON, HERE.
ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE

ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE
FOR REALLY WORKING YOUR ASS OFF

I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE
FOR REALLY WORKING YOUR ASS OFF
FOR THE HOT HAYRIDE THIS YEAR,

FOR REALLY WORKING YOUR ASS OFF
FOR THE HOT HAYRIDE THIS YEAR,
ALL RIGHT?

FOR THE HOT HAYRIDE THIS YEAR,
ALL RIGHT?
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT

ALL RIGHT?
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT
YOU, AND YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT
YOU, AND YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
>> AWW.

YOU, AND YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
>> AWW.
[ SNIFFLES ]

>> AWW.
[ SNIFFLES ]
>> HAYRIDE GETS BETTER AND

[ SNIFFLES ]
>> HAYRIDE GETS BETTER AND
BETTER EVERY YEAR, BUT IT GETS

>> HAYRIDE GETS BETTER AND
BETTER EVERY YEAR, BUT IT GETS
HARDER AND HARDER, AND I KNOW I

BETTER EVERY YEAR, BUT IT GETS
HARDER AND HARDER, AND I KNOW I
DON'T PAY YOU GUYS MUCH.

HARDER AND HARDER, AND I KNOW I
DON'T PAY YOU GUYS MUCH.
SO, REALLY, WE COULDN'T DO IT

DON'T PAY YOU GUYS MUCH.
SO, REALLY, WE COULDN'T DO IT
WITHOUT YOU.

SO, REALLY, WE COULDN'T DO IT
WITHOUT YOU.
BELIEVE ME.

WITHOUT YOU.
BELIEVE ME.
THANK YOU.

BELIEVE ME.
THANK YOU.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING US.

THANK YOU.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING US.
>> THIS IS THE BEST PART OF MY

>> THANKS FOR HAVING US.
>> THIS IS THE BEST PART OF MY
YEAR.

>> THIS IS THE BEST PART OF MY
YEAR.
>> BEST PART OF YOUR YEAR?

YEAR.
>> BEST PART OF YOUR YEAR?
REALLY?

>> BEST PART OF YOUR YEAR?
REALLY?
>> ABSOLUTELY.

REALLY?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> THAT JUST SHOULDN'T BE TRUE,

>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> THAT JUST SHOULDN'T BE TRUE,
SHOULD IT?

>> THAT JUST SHOULDN'T BE TRUE,
SHOULD IT?
I MEAN, THANK YOU, BEAUTIFUL.

SHOULD IT?
I MEAN, THANK YOU, BEAUTIFUL.
[ CHUCKLES ]

I MEAN, THANK YOU, BEAUTIFUL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ANYWAY, THANKS FOR STEPPING IT

[ CHUCKLES ]
ANYWAY, THANKS FOR STEPPING IT
UP TODAY.

ANYWAY, THANKS FOR STEPPING IT
UP TODAY.
WE GOT A LOT DONE.

UP TODAY.
WE GOT A LOT DONE.
>> IF IT RAINS TOMORROW, WE'RE

WE GOT A LOT DONE.
>> IF IT RAINS TOMORROW, WE'RE
GONNA HAVE A LOT MORE TO DO.

>> IF IT RAINS TOMORROW, WE'RE
GONNA HAVE A LOT MORE TO DO.
>> THE NEWS SAID 10% CHANCE.

GONNA HAVE A LOT MORE TO DO.
>> THE NEWS SAID 10% CHANCE.
WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

>> THE NEWS SAID 10% CHANCE.
WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
>> HELL YEAH, WE'LL BE ALL

WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
>> HELL YEAH, WE'LL BE ALL
RIGHT.

>> HELL YEAH, WE'LL BE ALL
RIGHT.
SO -- OH!

RIGHT.
SO -- OH!
I'M GONNA NEED, UH, SOMEONE TO

SO -- OH!
I'M GONNA NEED, UH, SOMEONE TO
DRIVE THE TRUCK, YOU KNOW,

I'M GONNA NEED, UH, SOMEONE TO
DRIVE THE TRUCK, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE JEFF HASN'T CHECKED IN

DRIVE THE TRUCK, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE JEFF HASN'T CHECKED IN
YET AGAIN THIS YEAR, RIGHT?

'CAUSE JEFF HASN'T CHECKED IN
YET AGAIN THIS YEAR, RIGHT?
>> HE'LL SHOW UP ABOUT

YET AGAIN THIS YEAR, RIGHT?
>> HE'LL SHOW UP ABOUT
NOVEMBER -- WHEN HE COMES TO.

>> HE'LL SHOW UP ABOUT
NOVEMBER -- WHEN HE COMES TO.
[ LAUGHTER ]

NOVEMBER -- WHEN HE COMES TO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, PROBABLY.

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, PROBABLY.
OH, THAT MEANS, UH, I NEED

>> YEAH, PROBABLY.
OH, THAT MEANS, UH, I NEED
ANOTHER ZOMBIE.

OH, THAT MEANS, UH, I NEED
ANOTHER ZOMBIE.
ANYBODY WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE?

ANOTHER ZOMBIE.
ANYBODY WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE?
ANYBODY?

ANYBODY WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE?
ANYBODY?
>> I'LL DO IT.

ANYBODY?
>> I'LL DO IT.
YOU JUST HAVE ME RUNNING AUDIO.

>> I'LL DO IT.
YOU JUST HAVE ME RUNNING AUDIO.
>> ALL RIGHT.

YOU JUST HAVE ME RUNNING AUDIO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO. IT'S YOURS.

>> ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO. IT'S YOURS.
STEVEN, YOU WANT TO ROLL?

THERE YOU GO. IT'S YOURS.
STEVEN, YOU WANT TO ROLL?
>> NAH.

STEVEN, YOU WANT TO ROLL?
>> NAH.
>> COME ON.

>> NAH.
>> COME ON.
[ Chuckling ] WHY NOT?

>> COME ON.
[ Chuckling ] WHY NOT?
>> I THINK I'LL JUST BE A RIDER

[ Chuckling ] WHY NOT?
>> I THINK I'LL JUST BE A RIDER
THIS YEAR.

>> I THINK I'LL JUST BE A RIDER
THIS YEAR.
>> A RIDER, HUH?

THIS YEAR.
>> A RIDER, HUH?
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

>> A RIDER, HUH?
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
YOU DON'T -- LOOK, I GOT TO WARN

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
YOU DON'T -- LOOK, I GOT TO WARN
YOU.

YOU DON'T -- LOOK, I GOT TO WARN
YOU.
THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE YOU'VE

YOU.
THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE YOU'VE
BEEN HERE.

THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE YOU'VE
BEEN HERE.
>> SO, UH, WHO YOU GOT PLAYING

BEEN HERE.
>> SO, UH, WHO YOU GOT PLAYING
PITCHFORK THIS YEAR?

>> SO, UH, WHO YOU GOT PLAYING
PITCHFORK THIS YEAR?
>> OH, ARE YOU A RIDER OR A

PITCHFORK THIS YEAR?
>> OH, ARE YOU A RIDER OR A
WORKER?

>> OH, ARE YOU A RIDER OR A
WORKER?
>> RIDER.

WORKER?
>> RIDER.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> RIDER.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> OH, YOU'RE A RIDER.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> OH, YOU'RE A RIDER.
YEAH, SO I BETTER NOT TELL YOU,

>> OH, YOU'RE A RIDER.
YEAH, SO I BETTER NOT TELL YOU,
'CAUSE IT MIGHT SPOIL THE FUN,

YEAH, SO I BETTER NOT TELL YOU,
'CAUSE IT MIGHT SPOIL THE FUN,
DON'T YOU THINK?

'CAUSE IT MIGHT SPOIL THE FUN,
DON'T YOU THINK?
[ LAUGHTER ]

DON'T YOU THINK?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'VE GOT YOU, BABY.

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'VE GOT YOU, BABY.
DON'T WORRY.

>> I'VE GOT YOU, BABY.
DON'T WORRY.
>> DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT, UH...

DON'T WORRY.
>> DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT, UH...
>> PITCHFORK?

>> DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT, UH...
>> PITCHFORK?
A LITTLE BIT.

>> PITCHFORK?
A LITTLE BIT.
UM, HE MENTIONED A

A LITTLE BIT.
UM, HE MENTIONED A
RAW-HEAD BLOODY GUY.

UM, HE MENTIONED A
RAW-HEAD BLOODY GUY.
>> OH.

RAW-HEAD BLOODY GUY.
>> OH.
HE DID, HUH?

>> OH.
HE DID, HUH?
YEAH, WE HAD TO RETIRE OLD

HE DID, HUH?
YEAH, WE HAD TO RETIRE OLD
BLOODY BONES AFTER GRANDPA DIED.

YEAH, WE HAD TO RETIRE OLD
BLOODY BONES AFTER GRANDPA DIED.
IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT CARRYING ON

BLOODY BONES AFTER GRANDPA DIED.
IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT CARRYING ON
WITHOUT HIM, RIGHT?

IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT CARRYING ON
WITHOUT HIM, RIGHT?
WE MISS HIM.

WITHOUT HIM, RIGHT?
WE MISS HIM.
BUT, UH...RUMOR HAS IT

WE MISS HIM.
BUT, UH...RUMOR HAS IT
OLD PITCHFORK -- HE'S STILL

BUT, UH...RUMOR HAS IT
OLD PITCHFORK -- HE'S STILL
ALIVE AND KICKING.

OLD PITCHFORK -- HE'S STILL
ALIVE AND KICKING.
>> WHO CAME UP WITH PITCHFORK,

ALIVE AND KICKING.
>> WHO CAME UP WITH PITCHFORK,
ANYWAY?

>> WHO CAME UP WITH PITCHFORK,
ANYWAY?
>> NOBODY CAME UP. HE'S REAL.

ANYWAY?
>> NOBODY CAME UP. HE'S REAL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> NOBODY CAME UP. HE'S REAL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> COME ON.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> COME ON.
>> I'M SERIOUS.

>> COME ON.
>> I'M SERIOUS.
WE DIDN'T MAKE HIM UP.

>> I'M SERIOUS.
WE DIDN'T MAKE HIM UP.
WE MAY HAVE ADDED TO THE STORY

WE DIDN'T MAKE HIM UP.
WE MAY HAVE ADDED TO THE STORY
HERE AND THERE, BUT...IT'S THE

WE MAY HAVE ADDED TO THE STORY
HERE AND THERE, BUT...IT'S THE
TRUTH.

HERE AND THERE, BUT...IT'S THE
TRUTH.
HIS REAL NAME IS, UH,

TRUTH.
HIS REAL NAME IS, UH,
R.W. RAYBORN.

HIS REAL NAME IS, UH,
R.W. RAYBORN.
HE WAS A FARMER -- LIVED ABOUT

R.W. RAYBORN.
HE WAS A FARMER -- LIVED ABOUT
A MILE AWAY FROM HERE.

HE WAS A FARMER -- LIVED ABOUT
A MILE AWAY FROM HERE.
WELL, WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE

A MILE AWAY FROM HERE.
WELL, WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE
STORY?

WELL, WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE
STORY?
>> STORY!

STORY?
>> STORY!
>> TELL IT!

>> STORY!
>> TELL IT!
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.

>> TELL IT!
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> GO AHEAD AND TELL THEM THE

>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> GO AHEAD AND TELL THEM THE
STORY, POPS.

>> GO AHEAD AND TELL THEM THE
STORY, POPS.
>> I'LL TELL IT.

STORY, POPS.
>> I'LL TELL IT.
I'M GONNA TELL IT.

>> I'LL TELL IT.
I'M GONNA TELL IT.
OH. SORRY.

I'M GONNA TELL IT.
OH. SORRY.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE FOR THE

OH. SORRY.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE FOR THE
STORY.

YOU CAN'T STAY HERE FOR THE
STORY.
YOU NEED TO GO PRY JASON OFF HIS

STORY.
YOU NEED TO GO PRY JASON OFF HIS
GIRLFRIEND AND GET SOME MORE

YOU NEED TO GO PRY JASON OFF HIS
GIRLFRIEND AND GET SOME MORE
BEERS.

GIRLFRIEND AND GET SOME MORE
BEERS.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

BEERS.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.
>> YOU DON'T?

>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.
>> YOU DON'T?
>> NO.

>> YOU DON'T?
>> NO.
>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU, UH...

>> NO.
>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU, UH...
FIND HIM?

>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU, UH...
FIND HIM?
>> IT'S DARK OUT THERE.

FIND HIM?
>> IT'S DARK OUT THERE.
IT'S HALLOWEEN.

>> IT'S DARK OUT THERE.
IT'S HALLOWEEN.
I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE BY

IT'S HALLOWEEN.
I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE BY
MYSELF.

I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE BY
MYSELF.
>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

MYSELF.
>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT IS -- IT'S HALLOWEEN EVE.

>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT IS -- IT'S HALLOWEEN EVE.
IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN.

IT IS -- IT'S HALLOWEEN EVE.
IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN.
>> YOU WANT TO DIE IN THERE WITH

IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN.
>> YOU WANT TO DIE IN THERE WITH
ME, OR DO YOU WANT TO DIE WHILE

>> YOU WANT TO DIE IN THERE WITH
ME, OR DO YOU WANT TO DIE WHILE
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MY DEAD BODY?

ME, OR DO YOU WANT TO DIE WHILE
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MY DEAD BODY?
>> UH...

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MY DEAD BODY?
>> UH...
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET THE

>> UH...
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET THE
BEER, ALL RIGHT?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET THE
BEER, ALL RIGHT?
AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND HIM, JUST

BEER, ALL RIGHT?
AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND HIM, JUST
BUY IT.

AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND HIM, JUST
BUY IT.
I MEAN, THERE'S A CHANGE.

BUY IT.
I MEAN, THERE'S A CHANGE.
[ BELCHES ]

I MEAN, THERE'S A CHANGE.
[ BELCHES ]
[ LAUGHTER ]

[ BELCHES ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'LL COME WITH YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'LL COME WITH YOU.
>> THANKS, BEAUTIFUL.

>> I'LL COME WITH YOU.
>> THANKS, BEAUTIFUL.
>> I'LL AVENGE YOUR DEATH, BRO.

>> THANKS, BEAUTIFUL.
>> I'LL AVENGE YOUR DEATH, BRO.
>> THANKS, MAN.

>> I'LL AVENGE YOUR DEATH, BRO.
>> THANKS, MAN.
>> BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE KILLED BY

>> THANKS, MAN.
>> BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE KILLED BY
A SHORT GUY.

>> BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE KILLED BY
A SHORT GUY.
OTHERWISE, NO.

A SHORT GUY.
OTHERWISE, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]

OTHERWISE, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
UH, WHERE WAS I?

>> ALL RIGHT.
UH, WHERE WAS I?
>> YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO GET

UH, WHERE WAS I?
>> YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO GET
STARTED ON THE PITCHFORK MYTH.

>> YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO GET
STARTED ON THE PITCHFORK MYTH.
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

STARTED ON THE PITCHFORK MYTH.
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
PITCHFORK LEGEND.

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
PITCHFORK LEGEND.
>> SAME THING.

PITCHFORK LEGEND.
>> SAME THING.
>> NO, HELL NO, IT ISN'T -- NOT

>> SAME THING.
>> NO, HELL NO, IT ISN'T -- NOT
IN MY BOOK.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, SOMETHING
CAN HAPPEN.
AND IT'S SO TRAUMATIC THAT...

CAN HAPPEN.
AND IT'S SO TRAUMATIC THAT...
IT BECOMES A LEGEND.

AND IT'S SO TRAUMATIC THAT...
IT BECOMES A LEGEND.
ESPECIALLY IN A SMALL TOWN LIKE

IT BECOMES A LEGEND.
ESPECIALLY IN A SMALL TOWN LIKE
THIS, YOU KNOW?

ESPECIALLY IN A SMALL TOWN LIKE
THIS, YOU KNOW?
PEOPLE TALK, PEOPLE ADD TO THE

THIS, YOU KNOW?
PEOPLE TALK, PEOPLE ADD TO THE
STORY, THEY GLORIFY THE

PEOPLE TALK, PEOPLE ADD TO THE
STORY, THEY GLORIFY THE
DETAILS -- WHATEVER.

STORY, THEY GLORIFY THE
DETAILS -- WHATEVER.
BUT IT'S BASED ON TRUTH, AND

DETAILS -- WHATEVER.
BUT IT'S BASED ON TRUTH, AND
IN OUR CASE, THE LEGEND IS...

...UGLY.
>> GOOD OPENING.
>> SHUT UP.

>> GOOD OPENING.
>> SHUT UP.
LIKE I SAID, R.W. RAYBORN WAS A

>> SHUT UP.
LIKE I SAID, R.W. RAYBORN WAS A
FARMER.

LIKE I SAID, R.W. RAYBORN WAS A
FARMER.
HAD A FARM, UH, JUST RIGHT OFF

FARMER.
HAD A FARM, UH, JUST RIGHT OFF
THE PROPERTY LINE IN THE BACK

HAD A FARM, UH, JUST RIGHT OFF
THE PROPERTY LINE IN THE BACK
THERE.

THE PROPERTY LINE IN THE BACK
THERE.
YOU KNOW, UH, IT LOOKS RUN-DOWN

THERE.
YOU KNOW, UH, IT LOOKS RUN-DOWN
NOW, BUT BACK IN THE DAY, IT WAS

YOU KNOW, UH, IT LOOKS RUN-DOWN
NOW, BUT BACK IN THE DAY, IT WAS
PRETTY SET.

NOW, BUT BACK IN THE DAY, IT WAS
PRETTY SET.
ABOUT THE LAST FARMER THAT

PRETTY SET.
ABOUT THE LAST FARMER THAT
EXISTED AROUND HERE.

ABOUT THE LAST FARMER THAT
EXISTED AROUND HERE.
AND WHEN RAYBORN WOULD COME INTO

EXISTED AROUND HERE.
AND WHEN RAYBORN WOULD COME INTO
TOWN FOR SUPPLIES, HE'D

AND WHEN RAYBORN WOULD COME INTO
TOWN FOR SUPPLIES, HE'D
SOMETIMES BRING HIS DAUGHTER.

[ ERIK SATIE'S
"GNOSSIENNE NO. 1" PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC BOX PLAYS
"GNOSSIENNE NO. 1" ]

YEAH, THE BANKS HAD THIS GRAND
PLAN TO MAKE ALL THIS AREA INTO
A SUBDIVISION.

PLAN TO MAKE ALL THIS AREA INTO
A SUBDIVISION.
YOU KNOW, THERE'D BE HOUSES ALL

A SUBDIVISION.
YOU KNOW, THERE'D BE HOUSES ALL
OVER HERE, YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW, THERE'D BE HOUSES ALL
OVER HERE, YOU KNOW?
THEY EVEN TRIED TO EXTEND THE

OVER HERE, YOU KNOW?
THEY EVEN TRIED TO EXTEND THE
HIGHWAY RIGHT THROUGH HERE.

THEY EVEN TRIED TO EXTEND THE
HIGHWAY RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
>> YEAH, THEY PUSHED MY DAD'S

HIGHWAY RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
>> YEAH, THEY PUSHED MY DAD'S
LAND BACK 100 YARDS TO MAKE WAY

>> YEAH, THEY PUSHED MY DAD'S
LAND BACK 100 YARDS TO MAKE WAY
FOR THAT FOUR-LANE.

LAND BACK 100 YARDS TO MAKE WAY
FOR THAT FOUR-LANE.
>> YEAH.

FOR THAT FOUR-LANE.
>> YEAH.
THEY TRIED TO DO THAT WITH US A

>> YEAH.
THEY TRIED TO DO THAT WITH US A
FEW TIMES.

THEY TRIED TO DO THAT WITH US A
FEW TIMES.
BUT, UH...

FEW TIMES.
BUT, UH...
BACK ON THE SUBJECT, RAYBORN'S

BUT, UH...
BACK ON THE SUBJECT, RAYBORN'S
DAUGHTER --

BACK ON THE SUBJECT, RAYBORN'S
DAUGHTER --
[ CHUCKLES ]

DAUGHTER --
[ CHUCKLES ]
I MEAN, WHEN SHE WAS A KID, SHE

[ CHUCKLES ]
I MEAN, WHEN SHE WAS A KID, SHE
WAS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL, BUT

I MEAN, WHEN SHE WAS A KID, SHE
WAS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL, BUT
SHE DID WHAT EVERY BEAUTIFUL

WAS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL, BUT
SHE DID WHAT EVERY BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE GIRL DOES.

SHE DID WHAT EVERY BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE GIRL DOES.
THEY GROW UP TO BE BEAUTIFUL

LITTLE GIRL DOES.
THEY GROW UP TO BE BEAUTIFUL
YOUNG LADIES.

THEY GROW UP TO BE BEAUTIFUL
YOUNG LADIES.
NOW, SOME SAY THAT WHEN HE WOULD

YOUNG LADIES.
NOW, SOME SAY THAT WHEN HE WOULD
TAKE HIS DAUGHTER ON OCCASION,

NOW, SOME SAY THAT WHEN HE WOULD
TAKE HIS DAUGHTER ON OCCASION,
EVERYONE IN TOWN WOULD HAVE

TAKE HIS DAUGHTER ON OCCASION,
EVERYONE IN TOWN WOULD HAVE
THEIR EYE ON HER.

EVERYONE IN TOWN WOULD HAVE
THEIR EYE ON HER.
THEY SAY HE CARRIED A PITCHFORK

THEIR EYE ON HER.
THEY SAY HE CARRIED A PITCHFORK
BECAUSE OF HER.

THEY SAY HE CARRIED A PITCHFORK
BECAUSE OF HER.
AND THE JOKE WAS THAT IF YOU'D

BECAUSE OF HER.
AND THE JOKE WAS THAT IF YOU'D
MESS WITH RAYBORN'S DAUGHTER...

AND THE JOKE WAS THAT IF YOU'D
MESS WITH RAYBORN'S DAUGHTER...
YOU MESS WITH THE PITCHFORK.

MESS WITH RAYBORN'S DAUGHTER...
YOU MESS WITH THE PITCHFORK.
[ "GNOSSIENNE NO. 1" PLAYS ]

[ CAR DOOR OPENS ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

[ MUSIC RESUMES ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

THE ACCOUNTS OF THIS PART OF THE
STORY VARY FROM PERSON TO
PERSON.

STORY VARY FROM PERSON TO
PERSON.
SOME SAY THAT HE ENTERED HIS

PERSON.
SOME SAY THAT HE ENTERED HIS
HOUSE TO FIND THAT HIS DAUGHTER

SOME SAY THAT HE ENTERED HIS
HOUSE TO FIND THAT HIS DAUGHTER
AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND HAD

HOUSE TO FIND THAT HIS DAUGHTER
AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND HAD
MURDERED HIS WIFE AND THE SIGHT

AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND HAD
MURDERED HIS WIFE AND THE SIGHT
THREW HIM INTO A MURDEROUS RAGE.

MURDERED HIS WIFE AND THE SIGHT
THREW HIM INTO A MURDEROUS RAGE.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE STORY I

THREW HIM INTO A MURDEROUS RAGE.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE STORY I
BELIEVE.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE STORY I
BELIEVE.
I BELIEVE THAT SEEING THAT HIS

BELIEVE.
I BELIEVE THAT SEEING THAT HIS
WIFE LET HIS ONLY DAUGHTER RUN

I BELIEVE THAT SEEING THAT HIS
WIFE LET HIS ONLY DAUGHTER RUN
AWAY DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE...

WIFE LET HIS ONLY DAUGHTER RUN
AWAY DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE...
AND SHE BECAME HIS FIRST --

AWAY DROVE HIM OVER THE EDGE...
AND SHE BECAME HIS FIRST --
BUT NOT LAST -- VICTIM.

NOW, OLD PITCHFORK HAD A
PROBLEM.
HE KNEW THAT HIS DAUGHTER HAD

PROBLEM.
HE KNEW THAT HIS DAUGHTER HAD
RUN OFF WITH ONE OF THE

HE KNEW THAT HIS DAUGHTER HAD
RUN OFF WITH ONE OF THE
NEIGHBORS' BOYS, BUT HE DIDN'T

RUN OFF WITH ONE OF THE
NEIGHBORS' BOYS, BUT HE DIDN'T
KNOW WHICH ONE.

SO HE TOOK HIS REVENGE OUT ON
EVERYONE.

[ SQUISH ]
[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]

FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE, HE WENT
SEARCHING FOR HIS MISSING
DAUGHTER.

SEARCHING FOR HIS MISSING
DAUGHTER.
[ MUSIC BOX PLAYS

DAUGHTER.
[ MUSIC BOX PLAYS
"GNOSSIENNE NO. 1" ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

WHEN IT WAS OVER, THE POLICE
LAUNCHED A MANHUNT --
LARGEST IN STATE HISTORY.

LAUNCHED A MANHUNT --
LARGEST IN STATE HISTORY.
THEY NEVER FOUND HIM.

LARGEST IN STATE HISTORY.
THEY NEVER FOUND HIM.
SOME PEOPLE SAY PITCHFORK FOUND

THEY NEVER FOUND HIM.
SOME PEOPLE SAY PITCHFORK FOUND
HIS DAUGHTER AND HER BOYFRIEND.

SOME PEOPLE SAY PITCHFORK FOUND
HIS DAUGHTER AND HER BOYFRIEND.
THAT'S WHY NO ONE'S EVER HEARD

HIS DAUGHTER AND HER BOYFRIEND.
THAT'S WHY NO ONE'S EVER HEARD
ABOUT THEM AGAIN.

THAT'S NOT THE STORY MY FATHER
USED TO TELL.
IT'S NOT WHAT I BELIEVE.

USED TO TELL.
IT'S NOT WHAT I BELIEVE.
THE TRUTH IS, HE NEVER FOUND

IT'S NOT WHAT I BELIEVE.
THE TRUTH IS, HE NEVER FOUND
THEM.

THE TRUTH IS, HE NEVER FOUND
THEM.
THEY GOT AWAY SOMEHOW, AND

THEM.
THEY GOT AWAY SOMEHOW, AND
PEOPLE AROUND HERE ALL WANT TO

THEY GOT AWAY SOMEHOW, AND
PEOPLE AROUND HERE ALL WANT TO
BELIEVE EVERYONE INVOLVED IS

PEOPLE AROUND HERE ALL WANT TO
BELIEVE EVERYONE INVOLVED IS
DEAD.

LEGEND HAS IT...
THAT WHEN THE MOON'S FULL
AND EVERYTHING GETS ALL

THAT WHEN THE MOON'S FULL
AND EVERYTHING GETS ALL
QUIET-LIKE...

AND EVERYTHING GETS ALL
QUIET-LIKE...
LIKE IT IS NOW...

...YOU CAN STILL SPOT
OLD PITCHFORK WANDERING THE
WOODS, SEARCHING FOR HIS

OLD PITCHFORK WANDERING THE
WOODS, SEARCHING FOR HIS
DAUGHTER...

WOODS, SEARCHING FOR HIS
DAUGHTER...
AND HER BOYFRIEND.

>> AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> GOD, YOU KEPT ME WAITING LONG

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> GOD, YOU KEPT ME WAITING LONG
ENOUGH.

>> GOD, YOU KEPT ME WAITING LONG
ENOUGH.
I WAS BACK THERE FOR 20 MINUTES.

ENOUGH.
I WAS BACK THERE FOR 20 MINUTES.
>> OH, IT WAS WORTH IT.

I WAS BACK THERE FOR 20 MINUTES.
>> OH, IT WAS WORTH IT.
[ LAUGHS ]

>> OH, IT WAS WORTH IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> I KNEW YOU WERE MAKING THAT

[ LAUGHS ]
>> I KNEW YOU WERE MAKING THAT
SHIT UP.

>> I KNEW YOU WERE MAKING THAT
SHIT UP.
>> I DIDN'T MAKE IT UP.

SHIT UP.
>> I DIDN'T MAKE IT UP.
THAT STORY IS TRUE.

>> I DIDN'T MAKE IT UP.
THAT STORY IS TRUE.
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP WHEN YOU GO

THAT STORY IS TRUE.
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP WHEN YOU GO
BACK TO SCHOOL.

YOU CAN LOOK IT UP WHEN YOU GO
BACK TO SCHOOL.
>> IF YOU GET BACK.

BACK TO SCHOOL.
>> IF YOU GET BACK.
>> ♪ DUN-DUN-DU-U-UN

>> IF YOU GET BACK.
>> ♪ DUN-DUN-DU-U-UN
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> ♪ DUN-DUN-DU-U-UN
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH BEER FOR

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH BEER FOR
HIM.

>> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH BEER FOR
HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]

HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DARYL HANCE'S "SUMMER" PLAYS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DARYL HANCE'S "SUMMER" PLAYS ]
>> ♪ SHE COMES ON LIKE AN

[ DARYL HANCE'S "SUMMER" PLAYS ]
>> ♪ SHE COMES ON LIKE AN
ALL-DAY CHILD ♪

>> ♪ SHE COMES ON LIKE AN
ALL-DAY CHILD ♪
♪ WHEN ALL THOSE COLORS GO

ALL-DAY CHILD ♪
♪ WHEN ALL THOSE COLORS GO
EXPLODING AROUND ♪

♪ WHEN ALL THOSE COLORS GO
EXPLODING AROUND ♪
♪ OH, HOW I LOVE THAT GLOWING

EXPLODING AROUND ♪
♪ OH, HOW I LOVE THAT GLOWING
HAIR ♪

♪ OH, HOW I LOVE THAT GLOWING
HAIR ♪
♪ UNDERNEATH MAGNOLIAS AND

HAIR ♪
♪ UNDERNEATH MAGNOLIAS AND
MIDNIGHT AIR ♪

♪ UNDERNEATH MAGNOLIAS AND
MIDNIGHT AIR ♪
♪ AND THOSE SUMMER DAYS, YEAH,

MIDNIGHT AIR ♪
♪ AND THOSE SUMMER DAYS, YEAH,
THEY'RE BACK AGAIN ♪

♪ AND THOSE SUMMER DAYS, YEAH,
THEY'RE BACK AGAIN ♪
>> IS THE COUCH COMFY?

THEY'RE BACK AGAIN ♪
>> IS THE COUCH COMFY?
>> YEAH. IT'S OKAY.

>> IS THE COUCH COMFY?
>> YEAH. IT'S OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW I CAN SLEEP OUT HERE

>> YEAH. IT'S OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW I CAN SLEEP OUT HERE
IF YOU WANT.

>> YOU KNOW I CAN SLEEP OUT HERE
IF YOU WANT.
>> NO, I'M FINE. IT'S OKAY.

IF YOU WANT.
>> NO, I'M FINE. IT'S OKAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

>> NO, I'M FINE. IT'S OKAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
>> YOU SURE?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
>> YOU SURE?
>> YES! I'M OKAY.

>> YOU SURE?
>> YES! I'M OKAY.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME SLEEP

>> YES! I'M OKAY.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME SLEEP
IN MY ROOM?

>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME SLEEP
IN MY ROOM?
>> I RESPECT YOUR UNCLE'S

IN MY ROOM?
>> I RESPECT YOUR UNCLE'S
WISHES.

>> I RESPECT YOUR UNCLE'S
WISHES.
>> [ SIGHS ]

WISHES.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> ALTHOUGH, HIS MORAL COMPASS

>> [ SIGHS ]
>> ALTHOUGH, HIS MORAL COMPASS
IS A LITTLE...

>> ALTHOUGH, HIS MORAL COMPASS
IS A LITTLE...
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

IS A LITTLE...
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> HE WAS ONLY HALF-SERIOUS

[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> HE WAS ONLY HALF-SERIOUS
ABOUT THAT.

>> HE WAS ONLY HALF-SERIOUS
ABOUT THAT.
YOU CAN COME SLEEP IN MY ROOM IF

ABOUT THAT.
YOU CAN COME SLEEP IN MY ROOM IF
YOU WANT.

YOU CAN COME SLEEP IN MY ROOM IF
YOU WANT.
>> I AM FINE.

YOU WANT.
>> I AM FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

>> I AM FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
>> OKAY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY.

>> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
SWEET DREAMS.

>> OKAY.
SWEET DREAMS.
>> GOOD NIGHT, GORGEOUS.

>> ♪ WHEN ALL THAT COLD HAS
GONE AWAY AND ENDED ♪

♪ AND SHE TAKES ALL OF THIS
LONELY MESS ♪
>> I HAVE TO PEE!

>> LUCKY BASTARD.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THERE
WHACKING OFF OR SOMETHING.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THERE
WHACKING OFF OR SOMETHING.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

WHACKING OFF OR SOMETHING.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU SON OF A BITCH.
[ CHUCKLES ]

>> YOU SON OF A BITCH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HOW WAS SHE?

[ CHUCKLES ]
HOW WAS SHE?
>> DUDE.

HOW WAS SHE?
>> DUDE.
>> ♪ AND THOSE SUMMER DAYS,

>> DUDE.
>> ♪ AND THOSE SUMMER DAYS,
ARE HERE AGAIN ♪

>> ♪ AND THOSE SUMMER DAYS,
ARE HERE AGAIN ♪
[ MUSIC FADES ]

[ RUSTLING ]

>> WHO'S THERE?

[ "SUMMER" CONTINUES ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> YOU EVER FIND THOSE TRAPS?

>> [ SIGHS ]
>> YOU EVER FIND THOSE TRAPS?
>> NO.

>> YOU EVER FIND THOSE TRAPS?
>> NO.
THINK SOMEBODY STOLE THEM.

>> NO.
THINK SOMEBODY STOLE THEM.
>> IT WAS PROBABLY JEFF.

THINK SOMEBODY STOLE THEM.
>> IT WAS PROBABLY JEFF.
HIS TRUCKING BUSINESS WENT

>> IT WAS PROBABLY JEFF.
HIS TRUCKING BUSINESS WENT
UNDER, AND HE'S THE ONE THAT

HIS TRUCKING BUSINESS WENT
UNDER, AND HE'S THE ONE THAT
HELPED ME PUT THEM OUT.

UNDER, AND HE'S THE ONE THAT
HELPED ME PUT THEM OUT.
>> HUH.

HELPED ME PUT THEM OUT.
>> HUH.
THEY'LL PROBABLY TURN UP, MAN.

>> HUH.
THEY'LL PROBABLY TURN UP, MAN.
>> MM.

THEY'LL PROBABLY TURN UP, MAN.
>> MM.
MAN, IT IS GONNA BE A BITCH IF

>> MM.
MAN, IT IS GONNA BE A BITCH IF
WE HAVE TO RUN ALL THESE LIGHTS

MAN, IT IS GONNA BE A BITCH IF
WE HAVE TO RUN ALL THESE LIGHTS
AGAIN TOMORROW.

WE HAVE TO RUN ALL THESE LIGHTS
AGAIN TOMORROW.
>> [ SIGHS ]

AGAIN TOMORROW.
>> [ SIGHS ]
WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

>> [ SIGHS ]
WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
NO PROBLEM, MAN.

WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
NO PROBLEM, MAN.
WE'LL GET IT DONE.

NO PROBLEM, MAN.
WE'LL GET IT DONE.
>> YEAH.

WE'LL GET IT DONE.
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S A HELL OF A RIDE.

>> YEAH.
>> IT'S A HELL OF A RIDE.
>> HELL OF A RIDE, BRO.

>> OH! OH!
>> [ CLICKS TONGUE ]

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

>> YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH. JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
>> YEAH, ME EITHER.

>> YEAH. JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
>> YEAH, ME EITHER.
>> WHY NOT?

>> YEAH, ME EITHER.
>> WHY NOT?
>> [ SIGHS ]

>> WHY NOT?
>> [ SIGHS ]
UH...MIND RACING, I GUESS.

>> [ SIGHS ]
UH...MIND RACING, I GUESS.
WHOLE LOT OF MEMORIES HERE.

UH...MIND RACING, I GUESS.
WHOLE LOT OF MEMORIES HERE.
>> GOOD ONES?

WHOLE LOT OF MEMORIES HERE.
>> GOOD ONES?
>> YEAH. DEFINITELY.

>> GOOD ONES?
>> YEAH. DEFINITELY.
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, BUT YOU

>> YEAH. DEFINITELY.
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, BUT YOU
SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE PRETENDING

YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, BUT YOU
SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE PRETENDING
YOU'RE NOT FROM ALABAMA, AND THE

SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE PRETENDING
YOU'RE NOT FROM ALABAMA, AND THE
REST, YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU

YOU'RE NOT FROM ALABAMA, AND THE
REST, YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU
DON'T MISS IT.

REST, YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU
DON'T MISS IT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]

DON'T MISS IT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS WE MOVED AROUND TOO MUCH

>> [ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS WE MOVED AROUND TOO MUCH
FOR ME TO REALLY MISS ANYPLACE

I GUESS WE MOVED AROUND TOO MUCH
FOR ME TO REALLY MISS ANYPLACE
IN PARTICULAR.

FOR ME TO REALLY MISS ANYPLACE
IN PARTICULAR.
MY DAD'S JOB MOVED US TO

IN PARTICULAR.
MY DAD'S JOB MOVED US TO
SAN DIEGO ONCE.

MY DAD'S JOB MOVED US TO
SAN DIEGO ONCE.
THAT WAS REALLY NICE.

SAN DIEGO ONCE.
THAT WAS REALLY NICE.
>> I BET.

THAT WAS REALLY NICE.
>> I BET.
>> HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU

>> I BET.
>> HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU
MOVED IN WITH MORGAN?

>> HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU
MOVED IN WITH MORGAN?
>> 10.

MOVED IN WITH MORGAN?
>> 10.
>> WAS YOUR AUNT STILL ALIVE?

>> 10.
>> WAS YOUR AUNT STILL ALIVE?
>> YEAH.

>> WAS YOUR AUNT STILL ALIVE?
>> YEAH.
SHE...

>> YEAH.
SHE...
SHE DIDN'T PASS AWAY UNTIL I WAS

SHE...
SHE DIDN'T PASS AWAY UNTIL I WAS
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

>> WERE YOU CLOSE?
>> SHE WAS MY MOM FOR ABOUT SIX
YEARS.

>> SHE WAS MY MOM FOR ABOUT SIX
YEARS.
>> I'M SORRY.

YEARS.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> NAH, IT'S OKAY.

>> I'M SORRY.
>> NAH, IT'S OKAY.
SHE WAS PROBABLY AS CLOSE AS A

>> NAH, IT'S OKAY.
SHE WAS PROBABLY AS CLOSE AS A
PERSON COULD BE TO A SAINT THESE

SHE WAS PROBABLY AS CLOSE AS A
PERSON COULD BE TO A SAINT THESE
DAYS.

SHE, OF ALL PEOPLE, DIDN'T NEED
TO HURT ANYMORE.
SO, IT WAS JUST ME, COREY, AND

TO HURT ANYMORE.
SO, IT WAS JUST ME, COREY, AND
UNCLE MORGAN.

SO, IT WAS JUST ME, COREY, AND
UNCLE MORGAN.
SOMEHOW, WE MADE IT WORK.

UNCLE MORGAN.
SOMEHOW, WE MADE IT WORK.
[ CHUCKLES ]

SOMEHOW, WE MADE IT WORK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WE USED TO QUIZ EACH OTHER ON

[ CHUCKLES ]
WE USED TO QUIZ EACH OTHER ON
MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS FOR TV

WE USED TO QUIZ EACH OTHER ON
MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS FOR TV
DINNERS AND CHICKEN POT PIES.

MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS FOR TV
DINNERS AND CHICKEN POT PIES.
WE WERE SCARY-GOOD AT IT.

DINNERS AND CHICKEN POT PIES.
WE WERE SCARY-GOOD AT IT.
YOU NAME THE ITEM AND THE BRAND,

WE WERE SCARY-GOOD AT IT.
YOU NAME THE ITEM AND THE BRAND,
AND WE COULD GIVE YOU THE EXACT

YOU NAME THE ITEM AND THE BRAND,
AND WE COULD GIVE YOU THE EXACT
TIME AND HEATING INSTRUCTION.

AND WE COULD GIVE YOU THE EXACT
TIME AND HEATING INSTRUCTION.
[ CHUCKLES ]

TIME AND HEATING INSTRUCTION.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> WELL, THAT'S A VALUABLE

[ CHUCKLES ]
>> WELL, THAT'S A VALUABLE
SKILL.

>> WELL, THAT'S A VALUABLE
SKILL.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

SKILL.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> WELL, IT COMES IN HANDY AT

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> WELL, IT COMES IN HANDY AT
SCHOOL SOMETIMES.

>> WELL, IT COMES IN HANDY AT
SCHOOL SOMETIMES.
BUT ONLY IF IT'S AN OLDER

SCHOOL SOMETIMES.
BUT ONLY IF IT'S AN OLDER
MICROWAVE.

BUT ONLY IF IT'S AN OLDER
MICROWAVE.
IF THE WATTAGE IS TOO HIGH, MY

MICROWAVE.
IF THE WATTAGE IS TOO HIGH, MY
POWERS ARE USELESS.

IF THE WATTAGE IS TOO HIGH, MY
POWERS ARE USELESS.
[ CHUCKLES ]

POWERS ARE USELESS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> WELL, I DIDN'T EXACTLY HAVE A

[ CHUCKLES ]
>> WELL, I DIDN'T EXACTLY HAVE A
NORMAL CHILDHOOD, EITHER.

>> WELL, I DIDN'T EXACTLY HAVE A
NORMAL CHILDHOOD, EITHER.
AND I ALWAYS SAID WHEN I GOT

NORMAL CHILDHOOD, EITHER.
AND I ALWAYS SAID WHEN I GOT
OLDER AND HAD KIDS OF MY OWN

AND I ALWAYS SAID WHEN I GOT
OLDER AND HAD KIDS OF MY OWN
THAT OUR LIVES WOULD BE

OLDER AND HAD KIDS OF MY OWN
THAT OUR LIVES WOULD BE
PERFECTLY NORMAL AND BORING, YOU

THAT OUR LIVES WOULD BE
PERFECTLY NORMAL AND BORING, YOU
KNOW?

PERFECTLY NORMAL AND BORING, YOU
KNOW?
HOUSE, FENCED YARD, DOGS, CHURCH

KNOW?
HOUSE, FENCED YARD, DOGS, CHURCH
ON SUNDAYS.

HOUSE, FENCED YARD, DOGS, CHURCH
ON SUNDAYS.
>> MORTGAGE, ARGUING ABOUT TILE

ON SUNDAYS.
>> MORTGAGE, ARGUING ABOUT TILE
IN THE BATHROOM, FAMILY GAME

>> MORTGAGE, ARGUING ABOUT TILE
IN THE BATHROOM, FAMILY GAME
NIGHT.

IN THE BATHROOM, FAMILY GAME
NIGHT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

NIGHT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
EXACTLY.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
EXACTLY.
>> I'M IN.

EXACTLY.
>> I'M IN.
>> REALLY?

>> I'M IN.
>> REALLY?
>> THAT'S THE PLAN, ISN'T IT?

OTHERWISE, WHAT ARE WE WORKING
TOWARDS?
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN THE LEVEL OF

TOWARDS?
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN THE LEVEL OF
NORMALCY THAT I HAD TO GROW UP

I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN THE LEVEL OF
NORMALCY THAT I HAD TO GROW UP
WITH.

NORMALCY THAT I HAD TO GROW UP
WITH.
WHY WOULDN'T I WANT THAT?

>> ♪ SITTING HERE IN THE DARK
>> SO, UH...
DID YOU WANNA...

>> SO, UH...
DID YOU WANNA...
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

DID YOU WANNA...
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH.
>> WE'LL WAKE EVERYONE UP.

>> YEAH.
>> WE'LL WAKE EVERYONE UP.
>> I THINK YOU OVERESTIMATE MY

>> WE'LL WAKE EVERYONE UP.
>> I THINK YOU OVERESTIMATE MY
ABILITIES.

>> I THINK YOU OVERESTIMATE MY
ABILITIES.
>> [ GIGGLES ]

ABILITIES.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
I STILL DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD

>> [ GIGGLES ]
I STILL DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD
IDEA.

I STILL DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD
IDEA.
>> ARE YOU SURE?

IDEA.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
I'M HALF DONE ALREADY.

>> ARE YOU SURE?
I'M HALF DONE ALREADY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I'M HALF DONE ALREADY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> ♪ FALLING DOWN TO THE

[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> ♪ FALLING DOWN TO THE
GROUND ♪

>> ♪ FALLING DOWN TO THE
GROUND ♪
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]

GROUND ♪
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
>> WAS THAT THUNDER?

[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
>> WAS THAT THUNDER?
>> I THINK SO.

>> WAS THAT THUNDER?
>> I THINK SO.
>> THAT'S BAD, ISN'T IT?

>> I THINK SO.
>> THAT'S BAD, ISN'T IT?
>> YEP.

>> THAT'S BAD, ISN'T IT?
>> YEP.
THAT'S BAD.

[ RUMBLING CONTINUES ]

>> THIS SHIT'S COMING DOWN.
>> YEAH.
THIS RAIN'S GONNA HURT OUR

>> YEAH.
THIS RAIN'S GONNA HURT OUR
TRACKING.

THIS RAIN'S GONNA HURT OUR
TRACKING.
>> WELL, WE COULD GET, UH,

TRACKING.
>> WELL, WE COULD GET, UH,
CANOES FOR EVERYBODY TO GO OUT

>> WELL, WE COULD GET, UH,
CANOES FOR EVERYBODY TO GO OUT
IN.

'CAUSE IT'S RAINING SO HARD.
>> YEAH. YEAH, I GOT IT.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> YEAH. YEAH, I GOT IT.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
HEY, LOOK, FIRST THING IN THE

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
HEY, LOOK, FIRST THING IN THE
MORNING, I NEED YOU TO GET YOUR

HEY, LOOK, FIRST THING IN THE
MORNING, I NEED YOU TO GET YOUR
BOYS TO DO A HOUSE-TO-HOUSE, ALL

MORNING, I NEED YOU TO GET YOUR
BOYS TO DO A HOUSE-TO-HOUSE, ALL
RIGHT?

BOYS TO DO A HOUSE-TO-HOUSE, ALL
RIGHT?
>> NOTIFYING OR SEARCHING?

RIGHT?
>> NOTIFYING OR SEARCHING?
>> BOTH.

>> NOTIFYING OR SEARCHING?
>> BOTH.
WE'VE GOT THE MANPOWER.

>> BOTH.
WE'VE GOT THE MANPOWER.
THAT IS, IF, UH..

WE'VE GOT THE MANPOWER.
THAT IS, IF, UH..
WE HAVE ENOUGH CANOES.

>> IT WAS FUNNY.
>> NOPE.
NO, IT WASN'T.

GOOD NIGHT, WINCER.
>> YOU KNOW, WHEN THIS IS ALL
OVER, WE SHOULD GET OUR OWN

>> YOU KNOW, WHEN THIS IS ALL
OVER, WE SHOULD GET OUR OWN
BUDDY-COP SHOW.

OVER, WE SHOULD GET OUR OWN
BUDDY-COP SHOW.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

[ THUNDER CRASHING, RUMBLING ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S HUDDLE UP.
COME ON.

COME ON.
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

WORKING HARD.
WELL, WE GAMBLED, AND WE LOST.
ALL RIGHT?

WELL, WE GAMBLED, AND WE LOST.
ALL RIGHT?
NO SENSE CRYING ABOUT IT.

ALL RIGHT?
NO SENSE CRYING ABOUT IT.
WE JUST HAVE TO BUST ASS, GET

NO SENSE CRYING ABOUT IT.
WE JUST HAVE TO BUST ASS, GET
IT DONE.

WE JUST HAVE TO BUST ASS, GET
IT DONE.
ALL RIGHT?

IT DONE.
ALL RIGHT?
SO LET'S JUST HAVE SOME FUN.

ALL RIGHT?
SO LET'S JUST HAVE SOME FUN.
GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

SO LET'S JUST HAVE SOME FUN.
GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
LET'S DO IT, ALL RIGHT?

GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
LET'S DO IT, ALL RIGHT?
LET'S DO IT.

LET'S DO IT, ALL RIGHT?
LET'S DO IT.
ALL RIGHT, READY?

LET'S DO IT.
ALL RIGHT, READY?
BREAK.

ALL RIGHT, READY?
BREAK.
HAYRIDE.

BREAK.
HAYRIDE.
HOO!

HAYRIDE.
HOO!
[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SAW WHIRRING ]

LET ME SEE -- 1, 2, 3, 4...
2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12.
WOW.

2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12.
WOW.
WE'RE DOING A GOOD JOB OUT HERE.

WOW.
WE'RE DOING A GOOD JOB OUT HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]

WE'RE DOING A GOOD JOB OUT HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU HAVEN'T WORKED OUT IN A

[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU HAVEN'T WORKED OUT IN A
WHILE, HAVE YOU?

YOU HAVEN'T WORKED OUT IN A
WHILE, HAVE YOU?
>> NO. IT'S BEEN YEARS.

WHILE, HAVE YOU?
>> NO. IT'S BEEN YEARS.
>> HUH?

>> NO. IT'S BEEN YEARS.
>> HUH?
I DON'T KNOW.

>> HUH?
I DON'T KNOW.
I HEARD, YOU KNOW -- LAST NIGHT,

I DON'T KNOW.
I HEARD, YOU KNOW -- LAST NIGHT,
I HEARD SOME SOUNDS.

I HEARD, YOU KNOW -- LAST NIGHT,
I HEARD SOME SOUNDS.
[ CHUCKLES ]

I HEARD SOME SOUNDS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE HOLDING UP PRETTY GOOD,

[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE HOLDING UP PRETTY GOOD,
RIGHT?

YOU'RE HOLDING UP PRETTY GOOD,
RIGHT?
EXCEPT FOR THE WHEEZING.

RIGHT?
EXCEPT FOR THE WHEEZING.
YOU WANT AN INHALER?

EXCEPT FOR THE WHEEZING.
YOU WANT AN INHALER?
YOU WANT ME TO GET IT?

YOU WANT AN INHALER?
YOU WANT ME TO GET IT?
>> I'M GOOD.

YOU WANT ME TO GET IT?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> [ WHEEZES ]

>> I'M GOOD.
>> [ WHEEZES ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> [ WHEEZES ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HEY, HOW'S SCHOOL, MAN?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HEY, HOW'S SCHOOL, MAN?
>> IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD.

HEY, HOW'S SCHOOL, MAN?
>> IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD.
>> IT IS?

>> IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD.
>> IT IS?
>> YEAH.

>> IT IS?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU GOING TO CLASS?

>> YEAH.
>> YOU GOING TO CLASS?
>> [ CHUCKLES ] MOST DAYS.

>> YOU GOING TO CLASS?
>> [ CHUCKLES ] MOST DAYS.
>> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH,

>> [ CHUCKLES ] MOST DAYS.
>> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH,
RIGHT?

>> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH,
RIGHT?
>> SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

RIGHT?
>> SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
AMANDA?

>> SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
AMANDA?
>> OH! WHEW!

AMANDA?
>> OH! WHEW!
[ CHUCKLES ]

>> OH! WHEW!
[ CHUCKLES ]
I TRY NOT TO, BUDDY.

[ CHUCKLES ]
I TRY NOT TO, BUDDY.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK

I TRY NOT TO, BUDDY.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK
BETWEEN US.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK
BETWEEN US.
>> OKAY, NOW.

BETWEEN US.
>> OKAY, NOW.
>> I MEAN, UNLESS YOU CAN SAY

>> OKAY, NOW.
>> I MEAN, UNLESS YOU CAN SAY
SOMETHING.

>> I MEAN, UNLESS YOU CAN SAY
SOMETHING.
CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING?

SOMETHING.
CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING?
>> I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE YOU

CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING?
>> I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE YOU
DOWN, OLD MAN.

>> I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE YOU
DOWN, OLD MAN.
>> [ Chuckling ] OH, REALLY?

DOWN, OLD MAN.
>> [ Chuckling ] OH, REALLY?
OH, WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE GONNA

>> [ Chuckling ] OH, REALLY?
OH, WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO TRY THIS.

OH, WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO TRY THIS.
OKAY.

HAVE TO TRY THIS.
OKAY.
LET'S SEE IT.

OKAY.
LET'S SEE IT.
OH! HELL!

LET'S SEE IT.
OH! HELL!
OH-HO! OH!

OH! HELL!
OH-HO! OH!
HE'S SERIOUS!

OH-HO! OH!
HE'S SERIOUS!
OH!

HE'S SERIOUS!
OH!
OHHH...

OH!
OHHH...
YOU LOVE HER?

OHHH...
YOU LOVE HER?
>> WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?

YOU LOVE HER?
>> WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'RE GETTING TO THE AGE WHERE

>> I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'RE GETTING TO THE AGE WHERE
YOU'RE GROWING HAIR IN ALL THE

YOU'RE GETTING TO THE AGE WHERE
YOU'RE GROWING HAIR IN ALL THE
RIGHT PLACES, I GUESS, YOU KNOW?

YOU'RE GROWING HAIR IN ALL THE
RIGHT PLACES, I GUESS, YOU KNOW?
AND, YOU KNOW, LIKING A WOMAN IS

RIGHT PLACES, I GUESS, YOU KNOW?
AND, YOU KNOW, LIKING A WOMAN IS
NOT GONNA CUT IT ANYMORE, YOU

AND, YOU KNOW, LIKING A WOMAN IS
NOT GONNA CUT IT ANYMORE, YOU
KNOW?

NOT GONNA CUT IT ANYMORE, YOU
KNOW?
EVERYTHING'S STARTING TO GET

KNOW?
EVERYTHING'S STARTING TO GET
SERIOUS AROUND HERE.

EVERYTHING'S STARTING TO GET
SERIOUS AROUND HERE.
>> YEAH. I DO.

SERIOUS AROUND HERE.
>> YEAH. I DO.
>> OH.

>> YEAH. I DO.
>> OH.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

>> OH.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, YOU GRADUATE, FINISH

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, YOU GRADUATE, FINISH
SCHOOL, GET A JOB, YOU KNOW, AND

YOU KNOW, YOU GRADUATE, FINISH
SCHOOL, GET A JOB, YOU KNOW, AND
IT COMES DOWN TO A CHOICE

SCHOOL, GET A JOB, YOU KNOW, AND
IT COMES DOWN TO A CHOICE
BETWEEN YOUR CAREER AND AMANDA.

IT COMES DOWN TO A CHOICE
BETWEEN YOUR CAREER AND AMANDA.
WHO YOU BETTING ON?

BETWEEN YOUR CAREER AND AMANDA.
WHO YOU BETTING ON?
>> HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT

WHO YOU BETTING ON?
>> HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
IT.

>> HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
IT.
>> DO YOU HAVE TO?

IT.
>> DO YOU HAVE TO?
>> NO, I GUESS NOT.

>> DO YOU HAVE TO?
>> NO, I GUESS NOT.
IT'S AMANDA.

>> NO, I GUESS NOT.
IT'S AMANDA.
>> YEAH, IT IS.

IT'S AMANDA.
>> YEAH, IT IS.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

>> YEAH, IT IS.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
YOU KNOW, ALL THE YEARS I'VE

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
YOU KNOW, ALL THE YEARS I'VE
BEEN AROUND, YOU KNOW, I'LL

YOU KNOW, ALL THE YEARS I'VE
BEEN AROUND, YOU KNOW, I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT I LEARNED.

BEEN AROUND, YOU KNOW, I'LL
TELL YOU WHAT I LEARNED.
A CAREER IS NOTHING BUT A DAMN

TELL YOU WHAT I LEARNED.
A CAREER IS NOTHING BUT A DAMN
JOB IF YOU'RE NOT WORKING FOR

A CAREER IS NOTHING BUT A DAMN
JOB IF YOU'RE NOT WORKING FOR
FAMILY.

JOB IF YOU'RE NOT WORKING FOR
FAMILY.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT

FAMILY.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
FOCUSING ON THEIR CAREER,

PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
FOCUSING ON THEIR CAREER,
WORKING HARD TO GET AHEAD.

FOCUSING ON THEIR CAREER,
WORKING HARD TO GET AHEAD.
I TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU FIND THE

WORKING HARD TO GET AHEAD.
I TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU FIND THE
RIGHT WOMAN...

I TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU FIND THE
RIGHT WOMAN...
AND YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF

RIGHT WOMAN...
AND YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE TRYING TO MAKE HER

AND YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE TRYING TO MAKE HER
HAPPY.

YOUR LIFE TRYING TO MAKE HER
HAPPY.
>> I GOT YOU.

HAPPY.
>> I GOT YOU.
>> REST OF YOUR MONEY, TOO,

>> I GOT YOU.
>> REST OF YOUR MONEY, TOO,
PROBABLY.

>> REST OF YOUR MONEY, TOO,
PROBABLY.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

PROBABLY.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> NO, NO, NO.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> NO, NO, NO.
NO, LOOK.

>> NO, NO, NO.
NO, LOOK.
I'M DEAD-SERIOUS.

NO, LOOK.
I'M DEAD-SERIOUS.
>> I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

I'M DEAD-SERIOUS.
>> I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GETTING ALL

>> I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GETTING ALL
EMOTIONAL IN YOUR OLD AGE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GETTING ALL
EMOTIONAL IN YOUR OLD AGE.
IT'S KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT.

EMOTIONAL IN YOUR OLD AGE.
IT'S KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU AND COREY ARE

IT'S KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU AND COREY ARE
ALL I GOT, YOU KNOW, TO CARRY

>> YOU KNOW, YOU AND COREY ARE
ALL I GOT, YOU KNOW, TO CARRY
ON...

ALL I GOT, YOU KNOW, TO CARRY
ON...
MY LEGACY.

ON...
MY LEGACY.
YOU KNOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO

MY LEGACY.
YOU KNOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO
IS MORE SUITED TO TAKE THE

YOU KNOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO
IS MORE SUITED TO TAKE THE
EMOTIONAL CRAP, YOU THINK?

IS MORE SUITED TO TAKE THE
EMOTIONAL CRAP, YOU THINK?
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

EMOTIONAL CRAP, YOU THINK?
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> YOU KNOW, I LOVE COREY TO

[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> YOU KNOW, I LOVE COREY TO
DEATH, BUT I WOULDN'T TRUST HIM

>> YOU KNOW, I LOVE COREY TO
DEATH, BUT I WOULDN'T TRUST HIM
WITH A FUCKING HAMMER.

DEATH, BUT I WOULDN'T TRUST HIM
WITH A FUCKING HAMMER.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WITH A FUCKING HAMMER.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> DON'T.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> DON'T.
I MADE THAT MISTAKE.

>> DON'T.
I MADE THAT MISTAKE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

I MADE THAT MISTAKE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
ALL RIGHT.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
ALL RIGHT.
>> SO, UH, WHO'S PLAYING

ALL RIGHT.
>> SO, UH, WHO'S PLAYING
PITCHFORK?

>> SO, UH, WHO'S PLAYING
PITCHFORK?
>> PITCHFORK?

PITCHFORK?
>> PITCHFORK?
OH, UH, ARE YOU A-A RIDER OR A

>> PITCHFORK?
OH, UH, ARE YOU A-A RIDER OR A
WORKER?

OH, UH, ARE YOU A-A RIDER OR A
WORKER?
YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE A RIDER.

WORKER?
YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE A RIDER.
[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE A RIDER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ HAY BALE THUDS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]
[ HAY BALE THUDS ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]

[ HAY BALE THUDS ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
>> MAN, THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[ RADIO CHATTER ]
>> MAN, THIS IS BULLSHIT.
>> YOU SCARED?

>> MAN, THIS IS BULLSHIT.
>> YOU SCARED?
>> HE DIDN'T MAKE IT THIS FAR.

>> YOU SCARED?
>> HE DIDN'T MAKE IT THIS FAR.
>> IF YOU'RE SCARED, JUST SAY

>> HE DIDN'T MAKE IT THIS FAR.
>> IF YOU'RE SCARED, JUST SAY
YOU'RE SCARED...

>> IF YOU'RE SCARED, JUST SAY
YOU'RE SCARED...
...SCARED OF HOBOS AND

YOU'RE SCARED...
...SCARED OF HOBOS AND
HEPATITIS, UM...LURKERS.

...SCARED OF HOBOS AND
HEPATITIS, UM...LURKERS.
>> YEAH, I'M A LITTLE SCARED.

HEPATITIS, UM...LURKERS.
>> YEAH, I'M A LITTLE SCARED.
>> OH, COME ON.

>> YEAH, I'M A LITTLE SCARED.
>> OH, COME ON.
LET'S JUST GO CHECK THE HOUSE.

>> AS IF WE HAVEN'T TALKED TO
ENOUGH COUNTRY PEOPLE TODAY.
>> OH, YOU LIKE TALKING TO THESE

ENOUGH COUNTRY PEOPLE TODAY.
>> OH, YOU LIKE TALKING TO THESE
FOLKS.

>> OH, YOU LIKE TALKING TO THESE
FOLKS.
>> OH, YEAH. I DO.

[ DOOR CREAKS ]
AND...SHIT.
>> LET'S DO IT.

>> OKAY. NOW I'M SCARED.
>> YEAH.
IT'S GETTING INTERESTING.

>> YEAH.
IT'S GETTING INTERESTING.
>> THANKS. THAT'S REASSURING.

>> I'M CLEAR.

>> CLEAR.
>> I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
>> GOOD. HAVE FUN.

>> [ GASPS ]
[ RETCHES ]
HEY, MAN.

[ RETCHES ]
HEY, MAN.
>> Yeah, go ahead.

HEY, MAN.
>> Yeah, go ahead.
>> HEY, COME LOOK AT THIS.

>> Yeah, go ahead.
>> HEY, COME LOOK AT THIS.
I NEED YOU TO COME LOOK AT

>> HEY, COME LOOK AT THIS.
I NEED YOU TO COME LOOK AT
SOMETHING REAL QUICK.

I NEED YOU TO COME LOOK AT
SOMETHING REAL QUICK.
IT'S A BUNCH OF DEAD ANIMALS.

SOMETHING REAL QUICK.
IT'S A BUNCH OF DEAD ANIMALS.
LIKE...

IT'S A BUNCH OF DEAD ANIMALS.
LIKE...
LIKE MAYBE OUR BOY'S BEEN EATING

LIKE...
LIKE MAYBE OUR BOY'S BEEN EATING
THEM OR SOMETHING.

LIKE MAYBE OUR BOY'S BEEN EATING
THEM OR SOMETHING.
>> WHAT?!

THEM OR SOMETHING.
>> WHAT?!
>> SOME FREAK'S BEEN FUCKING

>> WHAT?!
>> SOME FREAK'S BEEN FUCKING
EATING THEM.

>> SOME FREAK'S BEEN FUCKING
EATING THEM.
JUST COME LOOK.

>> SHIT!
[ SQUISH ]

>> COULD YOU MAKE OUT WHAT THEY
WERE SAYING?
>> NO.

WERE SAYING?
>> NO.
THEY WERE WALKING A LINE RIGHT

>> NO.
THEY WERE WALKING A LINE RIGHT
THROUGH HERE.

THEY WERE WALKING A LINE RIGHT
THROUGH HERE.
THEY CHECKED IN AT LUNCH.

THROUGH HERE.
THEY CHECKED IN AT LUNCH.
THEY WERE NEAR HARLOW, RIGHT?

THEY CHECKED IN AT LUNCH.
THEY WERE NEAR HARLOW, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.

THEY WERE NEAR HARLOW, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> THIS IS RIGHT OUTSIDE OF OUR

>> YEAH.
>> THIS IS RIGHT OUTSIDE OF OUR
PERIMETER.

>> THIS IS RIGHT OUTSIDE OF OUR
PERIMETER.
DOES ANYBODY LIVE OUT THIS WAY?

PERIMETER.
DOES ANYBODY LIVE OUT THIS WAY?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.

DOES ANYBODY LIVE OUT THIS WAY?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> LOOK, WE NEED TO GET A

>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> LOOK, WE NEED TO GET A
ROADBLOCK BLOCK GOING INTO,

>> LOOK, WE NEED TO GET A
ROADBLOCK BLOCK GOING INTO,
UM...LET'S SEE -- BRANDON,

ROADBLOCK BLOCK GOING INTO,
UM...LET'S SEE -- BRANDON,
RIGHT HERE.

UM...LET'S SEE -- BRANDON,
RIGHT HERE.
AND I NEED YOU TO GET A TEAM

RIGHT HERE.
AND I NEED YOU TO GET A TEAM
NORTH OF HARLOW, OKAY?

AND I NEED YOU TO GET A TEAM
NORTH OF HARLOW, OKAY?
>> YOU GOT IT.

NORTH OF HARLOW, OKAY?
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> SO, WHAT'S OUT HERE?

>> YOU GOT IT.
>> SO, WHAT'S OUT HERE?
>> JUST RIVER, AS FAR AS I KNOW.

>> SO, WHAT'S OUT HERE?
>> JUST RIVER, AS FAR AS I KNOW.
>> SO, WHAT IS THIS?

>> JUST RIVER, AS FAR AS I KNOW.
>> SO, WHAT IS THIS?
COUNTY WOODS, A DUMP -- WHAT?

>> SO, WHAT IS THIS?
COUNTY WOODS, A DUMP -- WHAT?
>> HAVEN'T BEEN OUT THERE IN

COUNTY WOODS, A DUMP -- WHAT?
>> HAVEN'T BEEN OUT THERE IN
YEARS.

>> HAVEN'T BEEN OUT THERE IN
YEARS.
>> LET'S GO FIND OUT.

YEARS.
>> LET'S GO FIND OUT.
[ RADIO CHATTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
HAYRIDE! HAYRIDE! RIGHT?

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
HAYRIDE! HAYRIDE! RIGHT?
WHOO! YEAH!

HAYRIDE! HAYRIDE! RIGHT?
WHOO! YEAH!
WE'RE ABOUT TO ROLL THIS THING

WHOO! YEAH!
WE'RE ABOUT TO ROLL THIS THING
OUT, AREN'T WE, HUH?

WE'RE ABOUT TO ROLL THIS THING
OUT, AREN'T WE, HUH?
[ CROWD CHEERS ]

OUT, AREN'T WE, HUH?
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
ALL RIGHT.

[ CROWD CHEERS ]
ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES,

ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES,
ALL RIGHT?

LOOK, A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES,
ALL RIGHT?
THE FIRST FEW RIDES THROUGH,

ALL RIGHT?
THE FIRST FEW RIDES THROUGH,
IT'S JUST GONNA BE KIDS AND

THE FIRST FEW RIDES THROUGH,
IT'S JUST GONNA BE KIDS AND
THEIR PARENTS, SO, GUYS, LOOK,

IT'S JUST GONNA BE KIDS AND
THEIR PARENTS, SO, GUYS, LOOK,
WE WANT TO KEEP IT CLEAN FOR

THEIR PARENTS, SO, GUYS, LOOK,
WE WANT TO KEEP IT CLEAN FOR
THEM, ALL RIGHT?

WE WANT TO KEEP IT CLEAN FOR
THEM, ALL RIGHT?
I'M NOT SHITTING YOU!

THEM, ALL RIGHT?
I'M NOT SHITTING YOU!
KEEP IT CLEAN!

I'M NOT SHITTING YOU!
KEEP IT CLEAN!
ALL RIGHT?

KEEP IT CLEAN!
ALL RIGHT?
YOU.

ALL RIGHT?
YOU.
AND AS THE NIGHT ROLLS ON, WE

YOU.
AND AS THE NIGHT ROLLS ON, WE
CAN GRADUALLY -- WE CAN

AND AS THE NIGHT ROLLS ON, WE
CAN GRADUALLY -- WE CAN
GRADUALLY WHAT, GIRLS?

CAN GRADUALLY -- WE CAN
GRADUALLY WHAT, GIRLS?
>> Together: TURN UP THE HEAT,

GRADUALLY WHAT, GIRLS?
>> Together: TURN UP THE HEAT,
CAPTAIN MORGAN!

>> Together: TURN UP THE HEAT,
CAPTAIN MORGAN!
[ LAUGHTER ]

CAPTAIN MORGAN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOW, GRADUALLY, THOUGH,

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOW, GRADUALLY, THOUGH,
RIGHT, GIRLS?

>> NOW, GRADUALLY, THOUGH,
RIGHT, GIRLS?
RIGHT?

RIGHT, GIRLS?
RIGHT?
COREY?

RIGHT?
COREY?
>> I NEED YOU GUYS TO, UH,

COREY?
>> I NEED YOU GUYS TO, UH,
COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT

>> I NEED YOU GUYS TO, UH,
COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT
THE RIDE.

COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT
THE RIDE.
I GOT A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER,

THE RIDE.
I GOT A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER,
OKAY?

I GOT A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER,
OKAY?
>> THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S TRUE.

OKAY?
>> THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S TRUE.
IF YOU NEED RELIEF OR A LIGHT

>> THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S TRUE.
IF YOU NEED RELIEF OR A LIGHT
GOES OUT OR SOMETHING, RADIO

IF YOU NEED RELIEF OR A LIGHT
GOES OUT OR SOMETHING, RADIO
COREY IMMEDIATELY, ALL RIGHT?

GOES OUT OR SOMETHING, RADIO
COREY IMMEDIATELY, ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S GONNA BE A 30-MINUTE

COREY IMMEDIATELY, ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S GONNA BE A 30-MINUTE
BREAK RIGHT BEFORE THE MADNESS

THERE'S GONNA BE A 30-MINUTE
BREAK RIGHT BEFORE THE MADNESS
RIDE.

BREAK RIGHT BEFORE THE MADNESS
RIDE.
THAT'S JUST TO REGROUP, GO OVER

RIDE.
THAT'S JUST TO REGROUP, GO OVER
OUR PLANS.

THAT'S JUST TO REGROUP, GO OVER
OUR PLANS.
OH, AND, UH, HATE TO SAY IT --

OUR PLANS.
OH, AND, UH, HATE TO SAY IT --
NO IMPROV-ING THIS YEAR, ALL

OH, AND, UH, HATE TO SAY IT --
NO IMPROV-ING THIS YEAR, ALL
RIGHT?

NO IMPROV-ING THIS YEAR, ALL
RIGHT?
I KNOW WE HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH

RIGHT?
I KNOW WE HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH
IT OVER THE YEARS, BUT OUR

I KNOW WE HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH
IT OVER THE YEARS, BUT OUR
ROUTINE IS TIGHT NOW.

IT OVER THE YEARS, BUT OUR
ROUTINE IS TIGHT NOW.
IF WE STAY WITH THE ROUTINE, I

ROUTINE IS TIGHT NOW.
IF WE STAY WITH THE ROUTINE, I
THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK BEST FOR

IF WE STAY WITH THE ROUTINE, I
THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK BEST FOR
US, ALL RIGHT?

THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK BEST FOR
US, ALL RIGHT?
SO, REMEMBER -- EVERYONE HAS A

US, ALL RIGHT?
SO, REMEMBER -- EVERYONE HAS A
GOOD TIME, NO ONE GETS HURT.

SO, REMEMBER -- EVERYONE HAS A
GOOD TIME, NO ONE GETS HURT.
SO, LET'S ROCK THESE PEOPLE'S

GOOD TIME, NO ONE GETS HURT.
SO, LET'S ROCK THESE PEOPLE'S
LIVES AND GIVE THEM THE SHOW OF

SO, LET'S ROCK THESE PEOPLE'S
LIVES AND GIVE THEM THE SHOW OF
THEIR LIVES, ALL RIGHT?!

LIVES AND GIVE THEM THE SHOW OF
THEIR LIVES, ALL RIGHT?!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]

THEIR LIVES, ALL RIGHT?!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
YEAH, BABY!

[ CROWD CHEERS ]
YEAH, BABY!
ALL RIGHT!

YEAH, BABY!
ALL RIGHT!
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

ALL RIGHT!
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
COME ON. EVERYBODY, BRING IT IN.

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
COME ON. EVERYBODY, BRING IT IN.
COME ON, EVERYBODY.

COME ON. EVERYBODY, BRING IT IN.
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
GIVE ME -- SOMEBODY, BRING IT

COME ON, EVERYBODY.
GIVE ME -- SOMEBODY, BRING IT
IN.

GIVE ME -- SOMEBODY, BRING IT
IN.
>> DICK.

>> ASSHOLES!
>> ♪ MY OLD MAN, HE TOLD ME ONCE
THAT I HAD EYES LIKE HERS ♪

>> ♪ MY OLD MAN, HE TOLD ME ONCE
THAT I HAD EYES LIKE HERS ♪
♪ HIS BIG ARMS NEVER HELD ME

THAT I HAD EYES LIKE HERS ♪
♪ HIS BIG ARMS NEVER HELD ME
LIKE THEY COULD ♪

♪ HIS BIG ARMS NEVER HELD ME
LIKE THEY COULD ♪
♪ THE NIGHT THAT I WAS BROUGHT

LIKE THEY COULD ♪
♪ THE NIGHT THAT I WAS BROUGHT
TO EARTH, HER DEBT DISTRACTED BY

♪ THE NIGHT THAT I WAS BROUGHT
TO EARTH, HER DEBT DISTRACTED BY
MY BIRTH ♪

TO EARTH, HER DEBT DISTRACTED BY
MY BIRTH ♪
♪ HE CUT ALL TIES WHEN HE CUT

MY BIRTH ♪
♪ HE CUT ALL TIES WHEN HE CUT
THE CORD ♪

♪ HE CUT ALL TIES WHEN HE CUT
THE CORD ♪
♪ I KNOW

THE CORD ♪
♪ I KNOW
♪ WHERE TO GO

♪ I KNOW
♪ WHERE TO GO
>> [ SCREAMS ]

[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]

[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING SLOWS ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> HEY, WHERE ARE THE OTHER
RIDERS?

[ HORN HONKS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> OOH!
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ SCREAMS ]

[ SQUISH ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]
>> AAAAH!
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]

>> AAAAH!
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
AAAAAAH!

[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
AAAAAAH!
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]

>> SOMEBODY HELP ME!
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> OKAY, THAT'S OUR CUE.
GO GET THE TRUCK.
>> WHAT?! I'M NOT GETTING IT.

GO GET THE TRUCK.
>> WHAT?! I'M NOT GETTING IT.
>> WHY NOT? IT'S YOUR TURN.

>> WHAT?! I'M NOT GETTING IT.
>> WHY NOT? IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> THE HELL IT IS.

>> WHY NOT? IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> THE HELL IT IS.
I WENT LAST TIME.

>> THE HELL IT IS.
I WENT LAST TIME.
>> YOU DIDN'T!

I WENT LAST TIME.
>> YOU DIDN'T!
>> DUDE, I WENT LAST TIME, AND

>> YOU DIDN'T!
>> DUDE, I WENT LAST TIME, AND
IT'S REALLY FAR.

>> DUDE, I WENT LAST TIME, AND
IT'S REALLY FAR.
>> SHH.

IT'S REALLY FAR.
>> SHH.
BOO-FUCKING-HOO, DUDE.

>> SHH.
BOO-FUCKING-HOO, DUDE.
IT'S YOUR TURN.

BOO-FUCKING-HOO, DUDE.
IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS.

IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS.
>> NO.

>> PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS.
>> NO.
YOU CAN DO IT, OR I CAN KICK YOU

>> NO.
YOU CAN DO IT, OR I CAN KICK YOU
IN THE BALLS AND THEN YOU CAN DO

YOU CAN DO IT, OR I CAN KICK YOU
IN THE BALLS AND THEN YOU CAN DO
IT.

IN THE BALLS AND THEN YOU CAN DO
IT.
>> [ SCOFFS ]

IT.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
I JUST LOVE OUR TIME TOGETHER.

>> [ SCOFFS ]
I JUST LOVE OUR TIME TOGETHER.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

I JUST LOVE OUR TIME TOGETHER.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ENGINE STOPS ]

>> I GOT BAD NEWS.
TRUCK'S DEAD.
SO, JUST GO AHEAD AND HEAD UP

TRUCK'S DEAD.
SO, JUST GO AHEAD AND HEAD UP
THE DIRT PATH UP THERE AND WAIT

SO, JUST GO AHEAD AND HEAD UP
THE DIRT PATH UP THERE AND WAIT
INSIDE THE OLD BARN.

THE DIRT PATH UP THERE AND WAIT
INSIDE THE OLD BARN.
>> OHHH!

INSIDE THE OLD BARN.
>> OHHH!
[ CHUCKLES ]

>> OHHH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CROWD GRUMBLING ]

[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CROWD GRUMBLING ]
>> HEY, GUYS, WE'RE GONNA NEED

[ CROWD GRUMBLING ]
>> HEY, GUYS, WE'RE GONNA NEED
ANOTHER TRUCK UP HERE.

>> HEY, GUYS, WE'RE GONNA NEED
ANOTHER TRUCK UP HERE.
THIS ONE'S SHOT.

ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, GUYS. STAY TOGETHER.

[ RUSTLING ]
>> THEY'RE OUT. GO GET IT.
>> GEEZ!

[ CLICK ]
[ COYOTE HOWLING ]

[ HOWLING CONTINUES ]
>> DUDE, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>> [ GROWLING, SNARLING ]
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
>> GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

>> All right.
The second group is on foot and
headed toward the haunted house.

The second group is on foot and
headed toward the haunted house.
[ FOOTSTEPS RUSTLING ]

>> MORGAN? IS THAT YOU?
[ HORN HONKS ]

>> [ WHISTLING ]

[ CROWD SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]

WHOA! MY GOD!
HOLY SHIT!
MAN!

HOLY SHIT!
MAN!
[ Laughing ] OH, MAN!

MAN!
[ Laughing ] OH, MAN!
YOU CAN'T DO ME LIKE THAT.

[ Laughing ] OH, MAN!
YOU CAN'T DO ME LIKE THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU CAN'T DO ME LIKE THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ Chuckling ] KILLER MASK, MAN.

[ CHUCKLES ]
[ Chuckling ] KILLER MASK, MAN.
WHEW.

[ Chuckling ] KILLER MASK, MAN.
WHEW.
[ PANTING ]

WHEW.
[ PANTING ]
HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY!

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]

>> SHOULD HAVE KNOWN TO LOOK
HERE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HERE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> IT'S LIKE SOME PLACES JUST

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> IT'S LIKE SOME PLACES JUST
ATTRACT TROUBLE.

>> STILL NOT FOLLOWING.
WHAT?
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN HERE?

WHAT?
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN HERE?
>> THIS PLACE ATTRACTS DEATH

DID SOMETHING HAPPEN HERE?
>> THIS PLACE ATTRACTS DEATH
LIKE FLIES TO SHIT.

[ SHOTGUN COCKS ]
>> POLICE!

>> CLEAR LEFT!
>> CLEAR RIGHT!

>> [ GROANING ]
FUCKING HELP ME!!
[ COUGHS ]

FUCKING HELP ME!!
[ COUGHS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ COUGHS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
NO!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
NO!
[ GURGLING ]

[ GURGLING STOPS ]

>> THERE'S A LEGEND AROUND HERE
THAT A FARMER KILLED HIS
FAMILY -- JUST SNAPPED ONE DAY

THAT A FARMER KILLED HIS
FAMILY -- JUST SNAPPED ONE DAY
AND STARTED KILLING.

FAMILY -- JUST SNAPPED ONE DAY
AND STARTED KILLING.
NEVER FOUND HIM.

AND STARTED KILLING.
NEVER FOUND HIM.
>> IS IT TRUE?

NEVER FOUND HIM.
>> IS IT TRUE?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF "TRUE" IS THE

>> IS IT TRUE?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF "TRUE" IS THE
RIGHT WORD, BUT SOMETHING

>> I DON'T KNOW IF "TRUE" IS THE
RIGHT WORD, BUT SOMETHING
HAPPENED.

RIGHT WORD, BUT SOMETHING
HAPPENED.
>> YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT,

HAPPENED.
>> YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT,
RIGHT?

>> YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT,
RIGHT?
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

RIGHT?
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
REALLY HAPPENED AND WHAT PEOPLE

>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
REALLY HAPPENED AND WHAT PEOPLE
JUST MADE UP, BUT I KNOW THERE'S

REALLY HAPPENED AND WHAT PEOPLE
JUST MADE UP, BUT I KNOW THERE'S
A REASON PEOPLE DON'T COME

JUST MADE UP, BUT I KNOW THERE'S
A REASON PEOPLE DON'T COME
AROUND HERE ANYMORE.

WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,
GROUP OF KIDS WENT MISSING --
BIG SEARCH, FAMILY HYSTERICAL,

GROUP OF KIDS WENT MISSING --
BIG SEARCH, FAMILY HYSTERICAL,
COPS COMING AROUND THE SCHOOL

BIG SEARCH, FAMILY HYSTERICAL,
COPS COMING AROUND THE SCHOOL
ASKING QUESTIONS.

COPS COMING AROUND THE SCHOOL
ASKING QUESTIONS.
WELL, THEY FOUND TWO OF THEM UP

ASKING QUESTIONS.
WELL, THEY FOUND TWO OF THEM UP
HERE.

WELL, THEY FOUND TWO OF THEM UP
HERE.
THE BOY EVIDENTLY STABBED THE

HERE.
THE BOY EVIDENTLY STABBED THE
GIRLFRIEND TO DEATH, THEN

THE BOY EVIDENTLY STABBED THE
GIRLFRIEND TO DEATH, THEN
TORCHED HER CAR.

GIRLFRIEND TO DEATH, THEN
TORCHED HER CAR.
>> DID THEY CATCH HIM?

TORCHED HER CAR.
>> DID THEY CATCH HIM?
>> HE WAS IN THE CAR, TOO.

>> DID THEY CATCH HIM?
>> HE WAS IN THE CAR, TOO.
>> NICE.

>> HE WAS IN THE CAR, TOO.
>> NICE.
>> LOCAL FOLKS SWEAR...

>> NICE.
>> LOCAL FOLKS SWEAR...
OLD PITCHFORK DID IT.

>> LOCAL FOLKS SWEAR...
OLD PITCHFORK DID IT.
>> PITCHFORK?

>> What's that smell?
>> Shh.
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]

>> Shh.
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
>> [ COUGHS ]

[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
>> [ COUGHS ]
[ RETCHING ]

>> OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN!
>> WINCER!
WINCER!!

>> HOLY SHIT.

JESUS CHRIST.

>> [ SIGHS ]
WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?!
COME ON! [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?!
COME ON! [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SIGHS ]

COME ON! [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S THOSE DANG TEENAGERS.

[ SIGHS ]
IT'S THOSE DANG TEENAGERS.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS EVERY YEAR.

IT'S THOSE DANG TEENAGERS.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS EVERY YEAR.
>> HALF THE VOLUNTEERS ARE GONE.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS EVERY YEAR.
>> HALF THE VOLUNTEERS ARE GONE.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY?

>> HALF THE VOLUNTEERS ARE GONE.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY?
>> NOW, LOOK, LOOK, WE STILL GOT

WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY?
>> NOW, LOOK, LOOK, WE STILL GOT
A GOOD CROWD OUT THERE.

>> NOW, LOOK, LOOK, WE STILL GOT
A GOOD CROWD OUT THERE.
WE GOT TO DO THIS.

A GOOD CROWD OUT THERE.
WE GOT TO DO THIS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO IMPROVISE.

WE GOT TO DO THIS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO IMPROVISE.
UH...

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO IMPROVISE.
UH...
STEVEN, YOU WANT TO GIVE COREY A

UH...
STEVEN, YOU WANT TO GIVE COREY A
HAND?

STEVEN, YOU WANT TO GIVE COREY A
HAND?
>> SURE THING.

HAND?
>> SURE THING.
>> AWESOME.

>> SURE THING.
>> AWESOME.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, AMANDA?

>> AWESOME.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, AMANDA?
YOU WANT TO BE THE GIRL TO BE

WHAT ABOUT YOU, AMANDA?
YOU WANT TO BE THE GIRL TO BE
YANKED OFF THE TRUCK?

YOU WANT TO BE THE GIRL TO BE
YANKED OFF THE TRUCK?
>> UH...YEAH, SURE.

YANKED OFF THE TRUCK?
>> UH...YEAH, SURE.
WHO'S DOING THE YANKING?

>> UH...YEAH, SURE.
WHO'S DOING THE YANKING?
>> [ GRUNTS ]

WHO'S DOING THE YANKING?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> OKAY.

>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> OKAY.
>> AWESOME.

>> OKAY.
>> AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT.

>> AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY ELSE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE

ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY ELSE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
DOING?

EVERYBODY ELSE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
DOING?
OKAY.

DOING?
OKAY.
[ RADIO CHATTER ]

OKAY.
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
>> LOOK, WE NEED TO CALL IN

[ RADIO CHATTER ]
>> LOOK, WE NEED TO CALL IN
EVERY MAN OFF THAT ROADBLOCK --

>> LOOK, WE NEED TO CALL IN
EVERY MAN OFF THAT ROADBLOCK --
GET THEM HERE RIGHT NOW.

EVERY MAN OFF THAT ROADBLOCK --
GET THEM HERE RIGHT NOW.
LOOK, IF THEY'RE SOUTH OF

GET THEM HERE RIGHT NOW.
LOOK, IF THEY'RE SOUTH OF
HARLOW, WE NEED TO GET THEM

LOOK, IF THEY'RE SOUTH OF
HARLOW, WE NEED TO GET THEM
NORTH OF HARLOW.

HARLOW, WE NEED TO GET THEM
NORTH OF HARLOW.
THIS FUCKER'S CLOSE BY, CUZ.

NORTH OF HARLOW.
THIS FUCKER'S CLOSE BY, CUZ.
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

THIS FUCKER'S CLOSE BY, CUZ.
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.
LET'S DO IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.
LET'S DO IT.
>> LET'S BRING HIM IN.

LET'S DO IT.
>> LET'S BRING HIM IN.
>> LET'S DO IT.

>> LET'S BRING HIM IN.
>> LET'S DO IT.
[ DOG BARKING ]

>> LET'S DO IT.
[ DOG BARKING ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]

[ DOG BARKING ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA START

[ RADIO CHATTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA START
THIS THING, UH, ABOUT AN HOUR

>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA START
THIS THING, UH, ABOUT AN HOUR
LATER THAN USUAL.

THIS THING, UH, ABOUT AN HOUR
LATER THAN USUAL.
[ Chuckling ] I MEAN, PLEASE

LATER THAN USUAL.
[ Chuckling ] I MEAN, PLEASE
DON'T RUN OFF, LIKE THOSE OTHER

[ Chuckling ] I MEAN, PLEASE
DON'T RUN OFF, LIKE THOSE OTHER
POTHEADS.

DON'T RUN OFF, LIKE THOSE OTHER
POTHEADS.
[ LAUGHTER ]

POTHEADS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, I'LL CALL "PLACES."

[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, I'LL CALL "PLACES."
WE GO TO PLACES.

NOW, I'LL CALL "PLACES."
WE GO TO PLACES.
I'LL SOUND THE HORN WHEN WE ROLL

WE GO TO PLACES.
I'LL SOUND THE HORN WHEN WE ROLL
OUT.

I'LL SOUND THE HORN WHEN WE ROLL
OUT.
ALL RIGHT?

OUT.
ALL RIGHT?
[ CROWD MURMURING ]

ALL RIGHT?
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
LET'S GO.

>> ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY
RIDING BY YOURSELF?
>> YEAH. YEAH. I'M OKAY.

RIDING BY YOURSELF?
>> YEAH. YEAH. I'M OKAY.
IT'S, UH, LESS SCARY IF YOU'RE

>> YEAH. YEAH. I'M OKAY.
IT'S, UH, LESS SCARY IF YOU'RE
IN ON IT, RIGHT?

IT'S, UH, LESS SCARY IF YOU'RE
IN ON IT, RIGHT?
>> OKAY. ARE YOU SURE?

IN ON IT, RIGHT?
>> OKAY. ARE YOU SURE?
>> YEAH. YEAH. I'M OKAY.

>> OKAY. ARE YOU SURE?
>> YEAH. YEAH. I'M OKAY.
GO. GO.

>> YEAH. YEAH. I'M OKAY.
GO. GO.
BYE.

[ RADIO CHATTER ]

[ THUMP, METAL SCRAPES, THUD ]

[ THUMP ]
>> OH!
>> JESUS CHRIST!

JUST STAY WITH ME, MAN.

[ BONES CRACK ]

[ PANTING ]

>> SO, AMANDA'S HOT.
>> THANKS, MAN.
>> I MEAN, AT FIRST, I WAS LIKE,

>> THANKS, MAN.
>> I MEAN, AT FIRST, I WAS LIKE,
YOU KNOW, "SHE'S CUTE," YOU

>> I MEAN, AT FIRST, I WAS LIKE,
YOU KNOW, "SHE'S CUTE," YOU
KNOW, "GO, STEVEN."

YOU KNOW, "SHE'S CUTE," YOU
KNOW, "GO, STEVEN."
BUT NOW, BRO, SHE IS HOT.

KNOW, "GO, STEVEN."
BUT NOW, BRO, SHE IS HOT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

BUT NOW, BRO, SHE IS HOT.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, I APPRECIATE IT, MAN.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, I APPRECIATE IT, MAN.
>> I MEAN, SHE'S HOTTER THAN

YEAH, I APPRECIATE IT, MAN.
>> I MEAN, SHE'S HOTTER THAN
YOU.

>> I MEAN, SHE'S HOTTER THAN
YOU.
>> SHE'S...SUPPOSED TO BE HOTTER

YOU.
>> SHE'S...SUPPOSED TO BE HOTTER
THAN ME, DUMBASS.

>> SHE'S...SUPPOSED TO BE HOTTER
THAN ME, DUMBASS.
>> NO, I MEAN, LIKE THE GIRL

THAN ME, DUMBASS.
>> NO, I MEAN, LIKE THE GIRL
YOU.

>> NO, I MEAN, LIKE THE GIRL
YOU.
LIKE, IF YOU WERE A GIRL, THERE

YOU.
LIKE, IF YOU WERE A GIRL, THERE
IS NO WAY YOU'D BE THAT HOT.

LIKE, IF YOU WERE A GIRL, THERE
IS NO WAY YOU'D BE THAT HOT.
>> AW, I'D BE CRAZY-HOT AS A

IS NO WAY YOU'D BE THAT HOT.
>> AW, I'D BE CRAZY-HOT AS A
GIRL.

>> AW, I'D BE CRAZY-HOT AS A
GIRL.
YOU'D BE BEGGING ME JUST TO LOOK

GIRL.
YOU'D BE BEGGING ME JUST TO LOOK
AT YOU.

YOU'D BE BEGGING ME JUST TO LOOK
AT YOU.
>> NO, SEE, YOU'D BE THAT GIRL

AT YOU.
>> NO, SEE, YOU'D BE THAT GIRL
THAT I WOULD GIVE A FAKE NUMBER

>> NO, SEE, YOU'D BE THAT GIRL
THAT I WOULD GIVE A FAKE NUMBER
TO AT A PARTY.

THAT I WOULD GIVE A FAKE NUMBER
TO AT A PARTY.
LIKE, IF I'D HAVE NAILED YOU

TO AT A PARTY.
LIKE, IF I'D HAVE NAILED YOU
THAT NIGHT, FINE, BUT IF NOT,

LIKE, IF I'D HAVE NAILED YOU
THAT NIGHT, FINE, BUT IF NOT,
I'M NOT TRYING AGAIN.

THAT NIGHT, FINE, BUT IF NOT,
I'M NOT TRYING AGAIN.
>> AW, WHATEVER.

I'M NOT TRYING AGAIN.
>> AW, WHATEVER.
THAT'S BULLSHIT, AND YOU KNOW

>> AW, WHATEVER.
THAT'S BULLSHIT, AND YOU KNOW
IT.

THAT'S BULLSHIT, AND YOU KNOW
IT.
>> NOPE.

IT.
>> NOPE.
>> AW, WHATEVER, MAN.

>> NOPE.
>> AW, WHATEVER, MAN.
YOU'D PROBABLY SLEEP WITH ME NOW

>> AW, WHATEVER, MAN.
YOU'D PROBABLY SLEEP WITH ME NOW
IF I OFFERED.

YOU'D PROBABLY SLEEP WITH ME NOW
IF I OFFERED.
>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NOW.

IF I OFFERED.
>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NOW.
I'M TALKING ABOUT IF YOU WERE A

>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NOW.
I'M TALKING ABOUT IF YOU WERE A
GIRL.

I'M TALKING ABOUT IF YOU WERE A
GIRL.
' COURSE I'D SLEEP WITH YOU NOW.

GIRL.
' COURSE I'D SLEEP WITH YOU NOW.
THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.

' COURSE I'D SLEEP WITH YOU NOW.
THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.
I'M JUST SAYING YOU'RE NOT AS

THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.
I'M JUST SAYING YOU'RE NOT AS
HOT AS AMANDA.

I'M JUST SAYING YOU'RE NOT AS
HOT AS AMANDA.
>> Hey, Corey, are you there?

HOT AS AMANDA.
>> Hey, Corey, are you there?
>> YEAH.

>> Hey, Corey, are you there?
>> YEAH.
>> Listen, no one ever reset the

>> YEAH.
>> Listen, no one ever reset the
barn for the haunted house.

>> Listen, no one ever reset the
barn for the haunted house.
>> SHIT.

barn for the haunted house.
>> SHIT.
UM, YEAH, I'LL BE THERE IN A

>> SHIT.
UM, YEAH, I'LL BE THERE IN A
SECOND.

UM, YEAH, I'LL BE THERE IN A
SECOND.
UM, YEAH, JUST HANG ON.

SECOND.
UM, YEAH, JUST HANG ON.
LOOK, I GOT TO GO OVER TO THE

UM, YEAH, JUST HANG ON.
LOOK, I GOT TO GO OVER TO THE
BARN REAL QUICK.

LOOK, I GOT TO GO OVER TO THE
BARN REAL QUICK.
UM...CAN YOU HELP OUT WITH THE

BARN REAL QUICK.
UM...CAN YOU HELP OUT WITH THE
P.A.?

UM...CAN YOU HELP OUT WITH THE
P.A.?
>> UH, YEAH, MAN. NO PROBLEM.

P.A.?
>> UH, YEAH, MAN. NO PROBLEM.
>> IT'S REAL SIMPLE.

>> UH, YEAH, MAN. NO PROBLEM.
>> IT'S REAL SIMPLE.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JUST HIT

>> IT'S REAL SIMPLE.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JUST HIT
THE BUTTON FOR THE WEREWOLF WHEN

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JUST HIT
THE BUTTON FOR THE WEREWOLF WHEN
THE KIDS GET OUT, ALL RIGHT?

THE BUTTON FOR THE WEREWOLF WHEN
THE KIDS GET OUT, ALL RIGHT?
>> GOT IT.

THE KIDS GET OUT, ALL RIGHT?
>> GOT IT.
>> JUST HEAD ON DOWN THROUGH THE

>> GOT IT.
>> JUST HEAD ON DOWN THROUGH THE
TREES, TAKE A LEFT.

>> JUST HEAD ON DOWN THROUGH THE
TREES, TAKE A LEFT.
>> YOU MEAN, THOSE, UH,

TREES, TAKE A LEFT.
>> YOU MEAN, THOSE, UH,
PITCH-BLACK WOODS OUT THERE?

>> HERE YOU GO, PUSSY.
>> THANKS A LOT, ASSHOLE.
>> WATCH OUT FOR PITCHFORK, CUZ.

>> THANKS A LOT, ASSHOLE.
>> WATCH OUT FOR PITCHFORK, CUZ.
[ CROWD MURMURING ]

[ GRAVEL CRUNCHING ]
[ TRUCK DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ BANGS ON DOOR ]
>> LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

[ HORN HONKS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]

>> OH!

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
[ RUSTLING ]

>> WHEE-WHEE-WHEE!
[ ROARS ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

[ ROARS ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> HEY, WHY WEREN'T YOU AT THE

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> HEY, WHY WEREN'T YOU AT THE
MADNESS RALLY?

>> HEY, WHY WEREN'T YOU AT THE
MADNESS RALLY?
>> DUMB WAS SUPPOSED TO COME AND

MADNESS RALLY?
>> DUMB WAS SUPPOSED TO COME AND
GET ME.

>> DUMB WAS SUPPOSED TO COME AND
GET ME.
>> AH, THAT FIGURES.

GET ME.
>> AH, THAT FIGURES.
>> WASN'T PITCHFORK SUPPOSED TO

>> AH, THAT FIGURES.
>> WASN'T PITCHFORK SUPPOSED TO
KILL ME IN THIS SCENE?

>> WASN'T PITCHFORK SUPPOSED TO
KILL ME IN THIS SCENE?
>> UH, CAPTAIN MORGAN SAID THEY

KILL ME IN THIS SCENE?
>> UH, CAPTAIN MORGAN SAID THEY
CUT THAT 'CAUSE SOMEONE STOLE

>> UH, CAPTAIN MORGAN SAID THEY
CUT THAT 'CAUSE SOMEONE STOLE
THE MASK.

CUT THAT 'CAUSE SOMEONE STOLE
THE MASK.
>> [ SCOFFS ]

THE MASK.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
SOMEONE STOLE THE MASK LAST

>> [ SCOFFS ]
SOMEONE STOLE THE MASK LAST
YEAR.

SOMEONE STOLE THE MASK LAST
YEAR.
>> UH, COINCIDENTALLY, SOMEONE

YEAR.
>> UH, COINCIDENTALLY, SOMEONE
STOLE MY AX, TOO.

>> UH, COINCIDENTALLY, SOMEONE
STOLE MY AX, TOO.
>> YOUR AX?

STOLE MY AX, TOO.
>> YOUR AX?
[ SCREAMS ]

>> YOUR AX?
[ SCREAMS ]
[ SQUISH ]

[ SCREAMS ]
[ SQUISH ]
[ GROANING SOFTLY ]

[ COUGHS ]
[ Sobbing ] NO! NO, PLEASE!
PLEASE!

[ Sobbing ] NO! NO, PLEASE!
PLEASE!
[ SHRIEKS ]

PLEASE!
[ SHRIEKS ]
[ ENGINE RUNNING ]

[ SHRIEKS ]
[ ENGINE RUNNING ]
[ MAN YELLS ]

>> HEY. HEY, IT'S PITCHFORK.
IT'S PITCHFORK.
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]

>> HA HA! AH!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> FUCK, YEAH!

>> [ GASPS ]
>> FUCK, YEAH!
PITCHFORK!

>> FUCK, YEAH!
PITCHFORK!
OWWWWW!

[ RUSTLING ]

[ BRANCH THUDS ]

[ IGNITION DINGING ]

>> SHIT.
[ DINGING CONTINUES ]
[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]

[ DINGING CONTINUES ]
[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]
[ CROWD SHRIEKING ]

[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]
[ CROWD SHRIEKING ]
[ SQUISH ]

[ CROWD SHRIEKING ]
[ SQUISH ]
[ CHAIN SAW MOTOR IDLING ]

[ SQUISH ]
[ CHAIN SAW MOTOR IDLING ]
[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]

[ CHAIN SAW MOTOR IDLING ]
[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
[ CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS ]

[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
[ CHAINSAW MOTOR REVS ]
[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]

RUN! RUN! RUN!
[ CHAIN SAW MOTOR REVS ]

[ GRUNTING ]
[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
[ CHAIN SAW MOTOR REVS ]

[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
[ CHAIN SAW MOTOR REVS ]
[ GURGLING ]

[ CHAIN SAW MOTOR REVS ]
[ GURGLING ]
[ SCREAMS ]

[ CHAIN SAW MOTOR IDLING ]
[ SHRIEKING CONTINUES ]
>> [ SHRIEKING, CRYING ]

PLEASE, LET ME GO!
[ SHRIEKS ]

[ RUSTLING ]
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ MOANS ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]
[ GROANS ]

[ TRAP SNAPS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]

[ GROANS ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]
>> [ GROANS ]

[ TRAP SNAPS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]

>> [ GROANS ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]
>> [ GROANS ]

[ TRAP SNAPS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]

>> [ GROANS ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]
>> [ GROANS ]

[ TRAP SNAPS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> GET IT OFF! AAH!

>> [ GROANS ]
>> GET IT OFF! AAH!
[ MOANING, SHOUTING ]

>> GET IT OFF! AAH!
[ MOANING, SHOUTING ]
>> AAH!

[ MOANING, SHOUTING ]
>> AAH!
>> AAH!

>> AAH!
>> AAH!
>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

>> AAH!
>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]

>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
[ TRAP SNAPS ]
[ SCREAMING ECHOES ]

[ RUSTLING ]

[ RUSTLING CONTINUES ]

[ IGNITION DINGING ]

[ DINGING CONTINUES ]

[ RUSTLING ]

[ DEMONIC HISSING ]

>> [ SOBBING ]

>> HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING
ON IN HERE?
[ GROANS ]

>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ MACHETE CLATTERS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

AMANDA, RU--
>> [ SOBBING ]
[ MACHETE SCRAPES ]

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GROANS ]
[ METAL SCRAPES ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ GROANS ]
[ METAL CLATTERS ]
[ GROANS ]

[ GROANS ]
[ SHRIEK ]
[ PANTING ]

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ RUSTLING ]

[ GROANS ]
>> HEY, YOU!
[ GRUNTS ]

STEVEN, RUN!

>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ SQUISH ]

[ GROANS ]
[ GRUNTS ]

>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ THUMP ]
[ PANTING ]

[ SOBBING ]

[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

STEVEN...WHO WAS THAT?

>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH. YEAH.
[ SNIFFLES, SOBBING ]

>> IS THIS, UH, NORMAL ENOUGH
FOR YOU?
>> [ WHIMPERS ] NO.

FOR YOU?
>> [ WHIMPERS ] NO.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

>> [ WHIMPERS ] NO.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> NO.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> NO.
WE'LL GET THERE.

>> NO.
WE'LL GET THERE.
RIGHT THERE.

WE'LL GET THERE.
RIGHT THERE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

RIGHT THERE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
CAN WE START NOW?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
CAN WE START NOW?
[ SOBS ] PLEASE?

[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

>> SHIT! HOLY SHIT, GUYS!
WE GOT TO GO!
COLBY'S FUCKING DEAD!

WE GOT TO GO!
COLBY'S FUCKING DEAD!
FUCKING COLBY'S DEAD!

COLBY'S FUCKING DEAD!
FUCKING COLBY'S DEAD!
WE --

FUCKING COLBY'S DEAD!
WE --
>> COREY! COREY! CALM DOWN!

WE --
>> COREY! COREY! CALM DOWN!
NOW --

>> COREY! COREY! CALM DOWN!
NOW --
>> [ STAMMERING ]

NOW --
>> [ STAMMERING ]
>> WE KNOW, COREY. IT'S OKAY.

>> [ STAMMERING ]
>> WE KNOW, COREY. IT'S OKAY.
>> [ GAGS ]

>> WE KNOW, COREY. IT'S OKAY.
>> [ GAGS ]
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!

>> [ GAGS ]
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!
>> [ SOBBING ]

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> [ SOBBING ]
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> DID YOU JUST FUCKING KILL

>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> DID YOU JUST FUCKING KILL
THAT GUY?

>> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT
YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT
YOU.
>> [ SNIFFLES, CHUCKLES ]

YOU.
>> [ SNIFFLES, CHUCKLES ]
I'M PREGNANT.

>> [ SNIFFLES, CHUCKLES ]
I'M PREGNANT.
[ CHUCKLES ]

UH-HUH.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH.
YEAH.

>> YEAH.
YEAH.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ Chuckling ] WHAT?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ Chuckling ] WHAT?
WHAT?

>> EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS...
THAT'S STILL TERRIFYING.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ RADIO CHATTER ]
[ DOG BARKING ]

[ IGNITION DINGING ]

>> SO, WHAT'S THE DAMAGE?
>> IT'S THE WORST THING I'VE
EVER SEEN -- TWO DOZEN DEAD

>> IT'S THE WORST THING I'VE
EVER SEEN -- TWO DOZEN DEAD
BODIES...

EVER SEEN -- TWO DOZEN DEAD
BODIES...
ABOUT 10 MORE SERIOUSLY INJURED.

BODIES...
ABOUT 10 MORE SERIOUSLY INJURED.
AND THEY JUST CALLED FROM THE

ABOUT 10 MORE SERIOUSLY INJURED.
AND THEY JUST CALLED FROM THE
HOUSE -- THERE'S A BODY IN THE

AND THEY JUST CALLED FROM THE
HOUSE -- THERE'S A BODY IN THE
OLD BARN.

HOUSE -- THERE'S A BODY IN THE
OLD BARN.
>> JESUS.

OLD BARN.
>> JESUS.
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WAY PAST

>> JESUS.
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WAY PAST
YOUR WORST-CASE SCENARIO.

>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WAY PAST
YOUR WORST-CASE SCENARIO.
>> NAH, WE'RE IN "SHIT HITTING

YOUR WORST-CASE SCENARIO.
>> NAH, WE'RE IN "SHIT HITTING
THE FAN" MODE NOW.

>> NAH, WE'RE IN "SHIT HITTING
THE FAN" MODE NOW.
WHERE IS HE?

THE FAN" MODE NOW.
WHERE IS HE?
>> HE'S OUT BY THE BARN.

WHERE IS HE?
>> HE'S OUT BY THE BARN.
AND LISTEN -- HE'S WEARING A

>> HE'S OUT BY THE BARN.
AND LISTEN -- HE'S WEARING A
BURLAP MASK.

I SHIT YOU NOT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.

>> [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
[ BEETHOVEN'S "MOONLIGHT SONATA"

ALL RIGHT.
[ BEETHOVEN'S "MOONLIGHT SONATA"
PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ MUSIC FADES ]
FUCKING SHIT.
>> YEAH.

>> WHO THE HELL IS THAT?

>> I KNOW WHO THAT IS.
[ MUSIC RESUMES ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> [ GURGLING ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ THUD ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> THERE'S A LEGEND AROUND HERE
THAT A FARMER KILLED HIS

>> THERE'S A LEGEND AROUND HERE
THAT A FARMER KILLED HIS
FAMILY.

THAT A FARMER KILLED HIS
FAMILY.
>> IS IT TRUE?

FAMILY.
>> IS IT TRUE?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> IS IT TRUE?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> ...YOU CAN STILL SPOT

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> ...YOU CAN STILL SPOT
OLD PITCHFORK...

>> ...YOU CAN STILL SPOT
OLD PITCHFORK...
WANDERING THE WOODS...

OLD PITCHFORK...
WANDERING THE WOODS...
SEARCHING FOR HIS BELOVED

WANDERING THE WOODS...
SEARCHING FOR HIS BELOVED
DAUGHTER.

SEARCHING FOR HIS BELOVED
DAUGHTER.
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

IS HE DEAD?
>> NO.

[ STATIC ]

[ DARYL HANCE'S "HERE TONIGHT"
PLAYS ]

>> ♪ TIME WON'T WAIT, WAIT ON
YOU NOW ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, ALL YOU DO

YOU NOW ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, ALL YOU DO
IS FROWN ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, ALL YOU DO
IS FROWN ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU LOOK IS FEELIN'

IS FROWN ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU LOOK IS FEELIN'
LIKE A CLOWN ♪

♪ THE WAY YOU LOOK IS FEELIN'
LIKE A CLOWN ♪
♪ WITH YOUR HEAD STUCK THERE IN

LIKE A CLOWN ♪
♪ WITH YOUR HEAD STUCK THERE IN
THE CLOUDS ♪

♪ WITH YOUR HEAD STUCK THERE IN
THE CLOUDS ♪
♪ LEARN TO FLY HIGH OFF OF THE

THE CLOUDS ♪
♪ LEARN TO FLY HIGH OFF OF THE
GROUND ♪

♪ LEARN TO FLY HIGH OFF OF THE
GROUND ♪
♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT

GROUND ♪
♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT
ALL THE TIME ♪

♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT
ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M

ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M
ALIVE ♪

♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M
ALIVE ♪
[ GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ IT'S FOUND, WITHOUT YOUR OWN,
YOU'RE GOING DOWN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE LIVIN' DOUBT DOESN'T

YOU'RE GOING DOWN ♪
♪ 'CAUSE LIVIN' DOUBT DOESN'T
MAKE A SOUND ♪

♪ 'CAUSE LIVIN' DOUBT DOESN'T
MAKE A SOUND ♪
♪ HOLDIN' OFF TILL EVERYTHING'LL

MAKE A SOUND ♪
♪ HOLDIN' OFF TILL EVERYTHING'LL
BOUNCE ♪

♪ HOLDIN' OFF TILL EVERYTHING'LL
BOUNCE ♪
♪ MAYBE STUCK, BUT NEVER LOSIN'

BOUNCE ♪
♪ MAYBE STUCK, BUT NEVER LOSIN'
GROUND ♪

♪ MAYBE STUCK, BUT NEVER LOSIN'
GROUND ♪
♪ WITHOUT YOUR OWN, YOU'RE GONNA

GROUND ♪
♪ WITHOUT YOUR OWN, YOU'RE GONNA
DROWN ♪

♪ WITHOUT YOUR OWN, YOU'RE GONNA
DROWN ♪
♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT

DROWN ♪
♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT
ALL THE TIME ♪

♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT
ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M

ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M
ALIVE ♪

♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M
ALIVE ♪
[ GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ HOW CAN I LIVE, LIVE WITHOUT
YOU NOW? ♪
♪ WITHOUT YOU ON, I'M GOING

YOU NOW? ♪
♪ WITHOUT YOU ON, I'M GOING
DOWN ♪

♪ WITHOUT YOU ON, I'M GOING
DOWN ♪
♪ ALL IS SANE WHEN YOU'RE

DOWN ♪
♪ ALL IS SANE WHEN YOU'RE
AROUND ♪

♪ ALL IS SANE WHEN YOU'RE
AROUND ♪
♪ YOU SEE ME UP, AIN'T EVER

AROUND ♪
♪ YOU SEE ME UP, AIN'T EVER
COMIN' DOWN ♪

♪ YOU SEE ME UP, AIN'T EVER
COMIN' DOWN ♪
♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT

COMIN' DOWN ♪
♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT
ALL THE TIME ♪

♪ LISTEN TO MY MIND, I KNEW IT
ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M

ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M
ALIVE ♪

♪ NEVER WASTIN' MINE, YEAH, I'M
ALIVE ♪
♪ LOOKING THROUGH MY EYES, TELLS

ALIVE ♪
♪ LOOKING THROUGH MY EYES, TELLS
ME THAT IT'S RIGHT ♪

[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

[ WIND CHIMES TINKLING ]