Hasee Toh Phasee (2014) - full transcript

Spread across Mumbai over a decade, the film is about the relationship between the quirky, rebellious Meeta (Parineeti Chopra) and the mischievous Nikhil (Sidharth Malhotra) struggling with their respective families to fit in. Nikhil bumps into Meeta on the occasion of her sister Deeksha's wedding while Meeta is on the run. He falls in love with Meeta's sister Karishma on the same day. The film jumps to the eve of Nikhil and Karishma's engagement. Karishma's wealthy father, Devesh Solanki, does not approve of Nikhil as he finds him to be a lackadaisical young man. On the day of his engagement, Nikhil promises Karishma that he will prove himself to be worthy of her within the next seven days. Nikhil is re-introduced to Meeta by Karishma and is instructed to put her up in a hotel. Nikhil recognizes Meeta. In an attempt to please Karishma he decides to keep Meeta in the flat above his own house, with his crazy extended family. During the course of Meeta's stay at Nikhil's house, they come close to each other and open up to each other. In the midst of this confusion, the truth of relationships is unfolded; the strength of unions is tested and love triumphs.

The door will be break.
Just relax..

Relax ..
Don't say it to me

did someone phoned to dinesh?

Who's inside?

What're you doing?

Make sure your meter is correct.
I won't pay more than 35.

Where're you dinesh..
I was calling you

what happened?

Look how much crowd is gathered here.

What happened?

The door is locked from inside



nobody is inside..

So how come the door
is locked from inside..

We've only a crazy girl..

You don't heeds me..
Hold on

how did you locked the door
from outside?

I putted the rope in
the hole of a lock and pulled from inside.

Do you know how to open the door.

We don't sale sari without
blouse piece.

Show me opening the door,
then I'll believe you're wise.

Hurry up

if you'll be smart with me,
so I'll hit you

Angnepth is my favourite movie,
I'll study more since tomorrow.

Let him see..
Why?

Will he get first position
to see movie?



I want to study,
may I stay at home?

How much will you study,
there's no rank more than first.

Listen, nikhil is inside,
I locked him in.

If he comes out,
so I'll request him to go back

not request,
hold his ears and send him back

your diabetes medicine..

Diabetes?
To me? yes sir.

The vitamin C tablet
for diabetes...?

Nikhil said you got diabetes.

And where's nikhil..
Its my old habit to reach on time.

I'm sorry, I just came late..

Where's nikhill he's studying.

He'll eat later.,
he's studying while locked up the room

so we“ he open the doors
and Windows .1

any good work ever
been done in locked room?

We“ you shut your mouth and eat.

Why are you calling at
home from home?

Not in delhi?

So where are you?

Don't tell to father.

Its rajeev's wedding,
if I'd ask to papa, he'd no allow me.

I told you to not come,
if you got failed in I.P.S exams,

what kinda bro are you?

Hold on

listen

8 out of 100

minus 1.4.

[How did you managed
to go outta house]?

From window?

There's a grill outta window.

There's screws in grill,
and had screw driver in draw.

So you leaved the window opened?

Yes, or the mosquito will
come and father will be angry

you..

Are you going somewhere/

currently I'm stucked

is that empty?

Its heavy.

Hurry UP

cricket should be of 20 overs,
match finish in 3 hours

according to me,
33 players should play this.

11 specialist batsman,
11 ballers, 11 fielders.

And the expect for century..

Ground should be
revolving, clockwise anti clockwise.

I've a bad idea...

suppose in 15 first overs,
in the circle..

Two flying fielders.

The will grab the ball
while flying.

Shall go?

You cracks he jokes good,
you too..

If I'd be idea,
and you'd be technology..

Our kite would fly good.

Lets go.

Is that your wedding?

F10“ SO come.

What you saying?

Okay.

Welcome from the family

so I'll speech.

Its a arums competition.

Did you talked at home.
What did she said?

Leave it sir.

Here..
Listen.

The arums competition
is gonna start.

You sit too

she's the sister of bride..

Isn't she a life time companion item.

She's the naked electric wire.

No sir, but she's a transformer.

Thank god..
Without you..

What'd I do.

Its a made in pure ghee.

Are you I.P. S..
Not its my father Fm just I.S.

in our family everybody are just,
I.P.S I.S I.R. S..

Except nikhil

what nikhil exactly do?

Events.

I heard a news sir.

Bit's deposit reached
to 6 crore from 1 crore.

He's organizer of big events.

Peoples living and food ..

So he's caterer...

he's businessman..

You know I don't believe
on dowry

how much do you want?

Actually I was I I.P.L meeting

the were happy to hear
that I'm going to marry

with the Kashmir solanki

I know my and my
daughter and my company's name.

I felt proud when they said
you were a sari salesman.

Yes I was.
Not peanut seller ..

How much do you want?

Actually you know I almost got
the contract of I.P.L ceremony

but on the last moment,
the raises the bit deposit.

Hold on

you borrowed 30 lacs
from karishma, did you paid it back?

It was 25 lacs..

The remaining were adjusted.

Our devesh is the prince there.

[Skipped item nr. 41 ]

He's sari king.

And the younger vipul..

How are you uncle?

Did nikhil bought?

Do I sold myself?

What sold/

sold out the kidney?

You played a good game
after setting up in solanki family

our business.

What? hold it..

Why do you hangs the break
up sword on my head.

What did I do now?

You asked for money to papa.

Do you have self respect or not?

That's not self respect its ego,
which I don't have.

I don't have ego to ask
something with someone.

My inner says, ego should
come between for asking something

what do I do

you want me to track
the big contract.

If it'd not be emergency,
so I'd not ask for it.

If you've problem,
so I'll never ask for money to your papa.

Its not okay..

How can you take it
so casually?

Yesterday contract was,
today is not.

Papa was right,
you won't do anything.

Just will sit like a in-laws son..

Tell me how can I love
a person to whom I can't respect.

When you were struggling,
so I supported you not your papa.

I spent the all money at you..

You spent 7 years with me,
just give me 7 days.

I promise you'll say that I'm perfect
for you before wedding.

If that'd not happened,
so do whatever you want.

Give me one last chance.

Mother water.

Someone open the door

if you'd get married in lucknow..
So I'll salutes by cannon..

We're waiting for water.

Hasn't for drinking or cleaning

I called tanker.

Greetings.

Is that real

everybody will go up

I know.

I can't do coolie works.

Are you going to?
I'm working go please.

I've to look after the kid.

Hold on..

Yes karishma.

I'll take your guest to hotel

you go to shooting.

When will he take you
out for roam you mumbai

no need to cancel the shooting.

It will take at least 1 hour

so these are your 5 mins.

It was traffic.

Want to marry this clay

all hotels are full

this kind of schedule has came
7 lacs years later so hotels are full

so 7 lacs years ago dinosaurs
got married?

Is she a guest?

She's meeta.

He'll take you to room

I've shooting for 3 days,
till I'll talk to home.

After that I'll take to home

give me your number.

If you're calling from india.

Meeta speak fast.

No its land line.

My mobile number.

Leave your international number,
its my second number.

Can you manage?

Finish the coffee.

We met in wedding/

2020 cricket.

Can't find the hotel?

Where?

Send me sms.

Seen my bluetooth?

What?

What she's into/

I took her to juhu beach,
so she said I want to see white roses

take her to hanging garden

I've brought her to national park

so she want to see the lion

from where do I bring the lion

you made me coolie,
but free me from this witch.

Do see he's coming, he's padol.

He's drop you guest house.

I can't come because.

I'm going to office.

Call the karishma in case.

First you climb.

Juhu hotel

isn't this space big
for meeting

have to organize the
party for meeting.

Have to invite everybody
of karishma's friends, celebrities.

Are you sure,
she'll be impressed.

I'm handling for 7 years,
I know better what to do.

You start with T.

You start aunt.

One song..
Please sing

or just crack a joke.

India's A1 showroom.
Khaweri

so how do you handle
your taxations.

We've the solid bills.

Karishma, your daughter in law

and 5th..

Was

if I'd get time so..

In this house, pratika
and meeta has no dressing sense.

Meeta is sister,
she isn't but she's mother of all

don't mention her name.

I made mistake uncle

relax.

I'll be back

have to stop all this?

Is meeta your sister?

You never mention about it.

She ran away us
on the wedding of diksha.

If they'd know.
So they will kill her.

But you.
Don't need to tell anyone

that she is back

but you should tell me at least.

You dog...
you seen the mosquitoes here.

If I'd get in dengue so?

Dengue mosquito don't
bites in night.

Will they ask you first?

Hang up the phone.

Mosquito doesn't bites me

sorry, I didn't know
this place isn't good.

May I have a wet towel

wet towel?

Does dry will work,
make it wet.

Why do you want wet towel?

Keeping the wet towel
on stomach stops the hunger.

Its open on this time.

I don't want it..

Two half are more than one full

my name is meeta.

Its saying that say the name
of a person who reminds you

so you belch will stop

so you should say my name,
because I'm thinking about you

leave it like this

if you don't get rid of it for so long

there's one more way..
Its called suma remedy

because you can't do
this you're driving.

Are you gone mad.

Third way is shock

are you doctor

no

I remember we met,
that flying fielders.

Tea.
Drink quietly

pick it UP

everybody is working, who's gonna
take us to buy the sari..

Are you going to buleshwar,
I'm going too.

Who're you by the way

what's your name.

I'm granny of kabir.

I'm kabir's friend.

Friend?

Are you kabir's friend?
Where do you live?

You never told us about her.

She lives in china..
And you never gone out of delhi

so where do you met her?

On the internet.

Don't tell anyone who are you

who am I?

You're karishma's sister?

Don't tell this to anyone

do you know the calls
me Kanpur idol..

But my destiny was jinxed,
so I couldn't become indian idol

but why?

How many idol are behind
every idol?

And one judged behind it.

Actually annujee couldn't
understand my singing style.

Which song you singed?

I'll sing for you

this song I sung

if I wear 3d glasses,
so I gets pimple.

How do you know.
They told me.

Why they'd tell you

they told me so what do I do?

In which guest house you've kept the neeta?

I brought her home

are you crazy?

There's no trust of her.

Took my mother to buleshwar
for buying the sari.

Are you crazy.
There's our shop

I'll call you back

you stay here.
Don't go anywhere, I'll fix it.

I can't see the london

she's kaveri.
You stay here, I'll bring her

I leaved you behind,
where're others?

Everybody gone forward.

You stay here..

What's your problem.
I told you to stay there.

Where's that guy

he's behind.

What're you doing?
Because I think she's deaf.

I said to her for staying,
but she's...

you're clone..

They're twin..

The mosquito were
biting her, she was n't eating.

So you should feed her food,
what was need to take her home.

She's your sister,
do what I say

did you organized the money

they're being.
Focus on it.

Hurry UP

have to go

are you ill

so why do you take it.

I gets sensations
in my body. pills controls it.

What kind of sensations.

Are you low now?

The pills you eats has
dangerous side effect.

It makes the memory weak,
makes you more hungry

it effects reduces to eat food.

If I eats more pills..
So heart rate will reach to 300

the blood pumps so much
and the nostril starts bleeding.

And...

you're habitual of it.

I formulate it 15 days ago,
it take 21 days to be habitual

every drug addicts says like that.

I'm not drug addict.

The music will start first of all.

Then flowers.

Then fountain

now lets go pal

sit proper

you're laughing a lot?

You just come.

Leave it ..
Sit.

Let the ladies do it.

Come

look here karishma.

Listen.
Do something.

Start the music.

Start the music.

Play

new sensations are being.

Feeling the cold fountain down

and hot fireworks are being..

And swinging.

If we stay like the so...

how will you impress the karishma.

How did it got finished.

You're going the toilet
since morning.

Stomach spoiled,
my brain spoiled.

The tooth paste is vanished
from the house.

Its your daughter's wedding,
and you're talking about it

I'm thinking about stealing.

Just today talk to papa,
its been 3 days.

Had 3 phone calls since morning.

Its your party nikhil,
and you're late.

Hurry up,
you go ahead, I'll be there.

May I come with you“
I want to meet papa.

Don't you think its a good time
to relaunch meeta.

If you want to kill papa
so it deadly idea.

I'm tense..

My project.
Did you see.

So many times I told you
that don't give her freehand.

Told you not to send her
out for studying but you did.

Told you not to keep her
on hostel..but you did.

And today has come in wedding too

what's the problem
of my coming in the wedding.

I've problem with you

so much problems.

Look her get up

this torn jeans,
does she look like a girl.

She's not bring the son-in-law,
but she'll brin daughter in-law

you decide do I speak or
keep silent?

Talk with respect.

Papa my project.

Stop

its wedding house.

Wear proper cloths.

One clay before diksha,
she stolen the whole money and ran

papa had an heart attack,
he was in I.c.U ..

She left that time,
and came now.

You want to relaunch that meeta.

What?

She's in can.
What?

She was here.

Where's now?

You've come back

what she's doing here.

Nikhil I can't believe that
you done this job.

Are you crazy,
told you not to bring her here

papa will see..

Do whatever you want..
Leave her on the way..

Do you eat it?

Hasn't ate for so long.

I'm very hungry,
hasn't eat since noon.

If you die by hunger,
so I won't stop

I'd a setting.

I planned the surprise..

She'd forgive me..

Is that event’s payment done?

Only 5 warpao

he's gone for get the warapao..

Who're you..
Has come

yes I'm coming.

Give me money, I'm more hungry

its not opening.

What do you think
we're on date?

What happened?
Battery is dead.

Have you laptop charger

will this battery will
charge here?

Chemical engineering from I.I.t

so why did you steal and ran.

I needed money for my project.

But papa didn't gave me,
he thought I'm asking for drugs.

Yes.
Why don't I think idea's like this.

So what you did 7 years there?

After running here,
I went to china for completing P.H.D

after 3 years, my P.H.D
got finished.

But research work wasn't over.

So I took money from private
investor and opened the lab.

Where I'm doing my research

till now I made this.

You invented this in 7 years.

For this..
I'll never give money

from the polymer this
ball has been made.

Just come once.

Just look once.

How the kids sleep?
Hands open

kids don't gets break up

we makes the life complicated.

And keeps the fist closed.

Whatever I do...
karishma is never happy

break up on every time.

Break up for nothing

if you've so much problem,
so do break up

since 7 years,
your sister break up every month

many times I feels that
I leave her.

Because I know ,
she will not come after me..

Once leave her..
I don't want to..

The break up is 2 sec matter,
and what about we misses.

And what is guarantee
that I'll find next one perfect.

[Skipped item nr. 433 ]

Till we don't find perfect.
Till do break up

tell me why did you came back

for stealing.

Stealing.

Do it like this.

They're calling.

I can't find that necklace.

Is nikhil sleeping.

No he's must be there..

Be silent.
And go upstairs.

Everybody is waiting for you

you go I'll be back

everybody is waiting.

You can't come..

I trust you..

If I wants to go to toilet so?

Hold it..
You're not a kid.

I forgot to wear my trouser.

What's going on

that necklace is disappeared?

Your papa is investigating.

I bought the sari for worship.

Have 5 crores loose change for you

you changed the industry

just change our life

I won't give you this.

WWI

you're asking 5 crore from me?

Which game will you change
in 5 cores.

I don't want to change any game.

I just want to get married,
so I want 5 crores..

So I'll give you..
I'll have it in two days.

I don't want a penny
from your family

I've started this business
for making your sister happy

you don’t enjoy in your work?

Don't tell anyone.

Specially to my dad.

I should become a police officer.

So now become ..
Are you crazy

I tried to do business for 7 years.

If I'd tried to become I.P.S,
so I'll feel to become thief

the heart hasn't any guarantee.

Heart guarantee,
love guarantee.

You should be born
with guarantee card.

I've a very important meeting,
and its last chance.

Shut up

chance is never last,
always second last.

Yes.

Once you our life.

Is meeting here?

If you'd come late more,
so we'd meeting somewhere else.

Once you change our life.

I haven't come here to
ask you for 5 crores.

I've come to you
for share the idea.

For change the game.

You must have seen the cricket.

What kind of cricket was earlier.

When batsman hits the ball
and it stuck on tree.

Till ball not reached to wicket,
so batsman can take runs

so finishing the match,
they made the boundary

after that.
Started playing test match

got bored from this, so one day

and after 2020 cricket.

And what after 2020?

Now what will we play

KG KO.

But what after that.
Can we play zero zero

if I say to you that
our cricket is revolving disc.

Two flying fielders
will grab the balls

just assume , I'm an idea.
And you're the hope.

If we both are together,
so our kite will fly

will you not ask what
happened inside..

I know you couldn't get the money

how'd you know

if you'd get it..
So you'd be on the phone and organize I.

How'd you know I'd be doing this.

But it was our last chance.

Chance is always second last.

Just see not more else.

You'll stop taking pills.

May I call karishma?

Babay's room is here.

You?

What?
Come out.

Come..
Come here.

What?
I was driving.

I was thinking about the wedding

where will I sit and karishma.

For asking this..
You woke me up?

I was thinking..

Is that necessary
that I come in car.

I can come on.

Come on rocket.

Come as you want..
But come on time

what?
Its big tree and you told me not to move.

I can’t go back again

please come papa.

You were right, parking is full

where will we park,
I was thinking to come on mare

any problem.
It feels that someone.

There's no angel

lets go.

Where have you been since morning.

Come

these all things were in your bag.

Did you bought all this?

Tell me where is that necklace?

You sold out this or you’ve it?

Tell me where is that necklace.

Are your thief friends?

Tell me why did you stolen?

Lets go inside.

What was need to steal,
how'd I know they've bulls eye

I'm younger than gayatri

you should get this according to rule.

She's looking a thief

are you her partner,
or she have gang.

He's a cop,
so he says anything.

How come you know he's wrong.

I know you didn’t' stolen the necklace.

You know so much about me in 3 days.

I didn't stole this for me,
but for you bride.

But you almost send
my bride to jail

if she'd get in jail,
so I'd cut my vein

and this tooth paste.

This girl eats the tooth paste.

What?
She must be hungry

this girl is a thief

you can't say it..
Till you prove it.

According to crime investigation,
who's under less doubt is thief

a.c.P pradhiman says this.

In this room.
You're the suspect no.1

what?
Correct.

Who's this a.c.P pradhuman?

In which has black handle.
Yes

and two wheels.
Stop wasting time.

Has come

want to check the bag of a cop

will teach me crime investigation?

This bag yes

keep it here.

Not this.

Open it.

Show that to madam..
What's in it.

Shocks“ made in england.

What's this.
Medicine.

Keep it back

open it properly

show this to madam
what's inside.

Stolen stuff has been found.

How come it reaches to my bag.

I'm a police officer, you were.

Why're you seeing me?

Now there's no thief..
So he stole and doing his duty

made the house a police station

let it go sister.

In this age,
he must have forget.

Now body is here,
everybody is downstairs.

You've to payback the chines
investor's money

and your project is not yet finished.

Paying back the money deadline
was of last week

therefore you've come to steal

so ask to your father.

Asked it 7 years ago.
But he didn't give me.

And 3 day extension is going to over.

If I'd ask for money
to papa, so I can't steal too

run, last time your ran
to china, this time run to africa.

I'd run but.
But?

Actually when I picked the loan,
I needed the guarantor

so that time I made my dad a guarantor

and he don't even know it.

Listen to me.

Do you feel shame?

Will you hack your papa's account?

Don't do like this?

So how much money
do you want for this tender

10 crores..

Its very urgent.
I need it in 3 days..

Trust me..
Its your benefits in it.

You're the beneficiary of this money

you've no idea what
could solve by it.

Don't know what karishama seen in you

when I my daughter decided
to marry you so what can I do

I'm bearing pratikshds husband
so I'll bear you too

there's nothing like this papa.
So what?

First 5 crores..
Now 10 crores..

Its not small amount.

For this I've to keep the opinion to board.

It will take time.

You leave it..
I'll manage it..sorry for disturbing you

I've request that,
don't tell this to karishma.

She know it..
We've already discussed about it.

The 30 lacs for flat.
Its not 30 but 25..

You want accountability..

3 crore flat,
25 karishama gave me..

The remaining I paid.

And this is the house,
in which your daughter is coming to live.

And you'll come to meet your
grandchild’s in that house.

If your think about 25 lacs,
so I'll payback this 25 lacs to karishma.

What do you want to know.
I've many problems.

Lets do something meeta.

What's going on

what?

Day after tomorrow is your wedding

its not like that mama.

You come with me,
and say sorry to everyone

by this will I get money..
Don't worry

I've backup plan for it.

For seeing you..
It will be riot, and everybody will gather.

At that time, I'll make
the mirror image of your papa's computer

and why will you do all this?

Because I want to become a hacker.

Don't tell me your I.t funds.
I find about your pills..

You're taking anti-depression

when we gets depressed.
So we cry, shout..

Don't eats pills like you

you're coward.

Last time you ran away
from home, your father had heart attack

therefore come inside,
and say sorry

I'm going inside,
its private..inform me if anyone comes.

I'll sing if anyone come.

What?
Was worshiping.

Moron, the song is signal..

I can't keep me away from song.

Next time if anyone come..
I'll cough

if you cough for nothing,
I’ll choke you

the guest are standing here..
Or I'd kill you

get out of here..
Will you not forgive me

you're dead for us

I'll break your head

are you going or I'd bury you..

Once I want to meet papa

hit her more hard.

Its not her house

he runs away when she likes,
and comes when she likes

kill her..
Don't spare her

therefore she has come.
Hit her.

But before hitting her,
you hit me.

You're being emotional

she's mean. and thief,
and has come back to steal

yes she has stolen

SO

Isn't all this belong to her/

she's my daughter.

And its my mistake.

I will steal 15 crores..

I don't want stolen money..
Its against my rules.

And what's the tension now.
Ask to your father... its okay now.

For stealing

karishma will leave yo

she's not bad like that..
I'm going to tell her truth

she'll shout,
and finally will forgive me.

No, I'll take you

have you came to play dandiya or talk

nikhil I'm seeing you

if you intended to say about money
for tomorrow so remember.

I'll run from the mundane..

Money are arranged.

I'll give you cheque today

lets something got benefits
for my pressure.

I haven't sleep for two nights.

You idea were wandering in my brain

if suppose the stadium
would rotate so?

People will faint sir.

Tell me you want to give
me money or not.

And this ball has been made
by this polymer.

Papa I need money

so take it.

Its yours

actually I had come to steal

so you did?

I thinked that there's no option
we should elope

I can't betray karishma.

And can betray you..
I can't break 7 years for 7 days.

You don't love karishma,
and karishma wants to break up..

And we both loves each other.

And you both are getting married.
What's the logic

you can't go out from situation

I'll stuck in it.

You can't stuck,
I guarantee, don't confuse me.

Go back to china.

Do you remember
what you told me 7 days ago

money is arranged

I want to I.P.S officer.

Do you both want
to get married?

Do you love me?

It took 7 years for adjusting.

That doesn't mean we could
adjust for whole life.

After the marriage there's not
break up but divorce.

I always used to break up with you,
because I know you can't go anywhere.

You always were perfect for me.

Maybe I'm wrong for you

if I'll break up..
So will you stop me?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want?

You please go from here,
don't make me do break up again

you're coward.

That nikhil is running away,
and you're sitting here.

You just sit and relax,
he'll come back

and by the way,
you can't get rid of that evil

now?
After the marriage.

Currently I'm stucked

the cold water fountain
is running on my body.

Simultaneously are hot..

If she laughs,
so she's stucked..

Why we're going to germany,
we were about to go to china.

Actually for material my vendors
went there so there was payment fault

is there problem too?

Do we need to steal something there.
Technically no.

I'm going to become cop..
I can't involve in criminal activity

you're safe so we...

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