Hart to Hart: Home Is Where the Hart Is (1994) - full transcript

The Harts travel to Kingman's Ferry, a town a quaint little town where people know Jennifer Hart as Jennifer Edwards.

MAX:

This is my boss Jonathan Hart.

He's a millionaire, self made.

And this is his wife Jennifer.

She's quite a lady.

Oh, and that's me.

My name is Max.

I take care of them

which ain't easy.

'Cause when they met,

it was murder.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

♪♪♪

ELEANOR:

I knew

they were up to something.

♪♪♪

Charlie!

My God,

you scared me half to death.

Half to death, half to death.

You know, I never

could understand exactly

what that meant.

Now you shouldn't be out

in this weather.

Like to catch my death, huh?

There's another one,

catch my death.

Charlie, Charlie, that's enough,

that's enough now,

go on home.

What about you?

I'll be all right,

now I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Bye, Eleanor.

[ENGINE STARTS]

♪♪♪

Message to Jeremy.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[GROANS]

[THUDS]

[EXPLOSION]

♪♪♪

JENNIFER:

Oh, isn't this is a great way

to start the day?

There's only one thing better.

Jonathan.

Would you, uh...

Would you rub my back, please?

Oh.

Ah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you never finished

telling me what happened

to Roger's ranch?

Well, you remember the problems

he was having

with the geological reports?

No, not really.

He ended up having to redesign

the whole layout.

He did?

It may have turned out better

than the original plans.

Oh.

You remember where the rise

in the main house is?

Vaguely.

Well, let's say that, uh,

right here is the rise

and the main house.

-Oh.

-And, uh...

on down the road,

there's the stables

on the right.

I can't imagine

a better location for them.

Oh, wait, we haven't even gotten

to the good part yet.

[LAUGHS]

That's what you think.

MAX:

Freeway, Freeway, where are you?

Freeway, Freeway, go.

Freeway, go.

Those obedience lessons

really paid off.

Would you go?

MAX:

Your kibble's gonna get cold.

[WHISTLES]

How did you do that?

Uh, it's a male thing.

Now, where were we?

I think we were at the rise

at Roger's ranch.

Ooh.

-Good morning, Max.

-Good morning, Max.

A telegram for your, Mrs. H.

A telegram?

I didn't think people

send telegrams any more.

Like an old movie

when you get a wire

that someone close to you has...

Something wrong, darling?

Eleanor Biddlecomb died.

An automobile accident.

I'm sorry, darling.

Eleanor Biddlecomb?

Isn't that the woman

you used to work for

back at the newspaper

in what's his face?

Kingman's Ferry.

She was more than just someone

I used to work for, Max.

She was my teacher, my mentor.

I learned more from Biddy

in one year

than I learned

from six years in college.

You've met Eleanor, Max,

don't you remember?

When Jennifer's book

was first published

at the signing?

Oh, yeah, that good looking,

feisty broad

at the front of the line

-who demanded a free copy.

-[LAUGHS]

JENNIFER:

I remember that.

She said

she shouldn't have to pay

because she invented me.

I tried to get

her telephone number,

couldn't score.

I can't believe she's gone.

Every time I sit down to write,

I feel Biddy looking

over my shoulder,

pushing me, cajoling me,

encouraging me.

Well, that won't change.

She'll always be there for that.

I just wish I had a chance

to look her in the eye

one more time.

Maybe a chance to say goodbye

is the next best thing?

Oh, darling, Kingman's Ferry's

a long way away.

I know, but Eleanor isn't.

Thanks.

♪♪♪

JENNIFER:

Oh, Jonathan, it's just as

beautiful as I remember.

♪♪♪

JENNIFER:

What happened?

Oh, do you know what this is?

JONATHAN:

Klayman's Bridge.

How did you know that?

Says so right there,

"Klayman's Bridge 1892".

Oh.

This used to be the main route

into the town,

I wonder why

they haven't kept it up.

Well, after a hundred years

I guess it turned

into the main route

leading down in the river.

Wood gets old, cars are heavier

than horse drawn wagons.

But this bridge

used to be a legend.

Isn't there a lot of legends

in this part of the world?

Oh, but this was

a romantic legend.

[CHUCKLES]

The man who built this bridge

was someone called

Jeffrey Klayman

and the morning he finished it,

the sun was coming up

over those hills.

One of the girls in town

snuck out of the house

at sunrise,

ran right over here

and kissed him

in the middle of the bridge,

to congratulate him.

I guess they didn't know

about rock stars then, huh?

-Do you wanna hear this?

-Oh, yeah, sure.

-Are you sure?

-Yes.

All right, anyway, supposedly

the couple was inseparable.

Eventually they married

and they lived together

for 70 years,

and they even died together,

in the same bed on the same day.

They were supposedly

as much in love as the day

they were married.

That must have been

a hell of a kiss.

Heh, well, that's the legend.

If two lovers kiss in the middle

of Klayman's Bridge at sunrise,

their love will last forever.

Hmm.

JONATHAN:

Does the legend say anything

about two people standing

at the entrance

of Klayman's Bridge

with the sunlight still shining

on them during the day?

I don't think so.

-I don't think

we should risk it.

-Huh?

[LAUGHS]

Think it'll work?

It ought to last us

through dinner.

-Hmm?

-[LAUGHS]

♪♪♪

Heya, hoya,

welcome to Kingman's Ferry,

you're gonna love it.

Heya, hoya,

welcome to Kingman's Ferry,

you're gonna love it.

JENNIFER:

Darling, pull over, right here,

pull right in front of him.

Heya, hoya,

welcome to Kingman's Ferry,

you're gonna love it.

Hi, Charlie.

You know me?

Do you remember me? Jennifer?

Yeah, that's it.

Jennifer Edwards. Ha, ha.

You're right, that's you.

Yes.

Well, how's it going?

How's it flowing?

It's flowing just great,

Charlie.

Good, I like to hear good news,

good for the intestines,

good for the liver,

good for the heart.

Good for you, Miss Edwards.

Ah.

-Hey, Miss Edwards,

you know what?

-What?

Welcome to Kingman's Ferry,

you're gonna love it.

-Gotcha, Charlie. Bye.

-Bye.

[JENNIFER LAUGHS]

I don't believe

he's still around,

Charlie Loomas.

He's a sort of unofficial

town greeter.

-Interesting character.

-Isn't he?

In high, out low,

something's up, don't you know?

Hmm.

Heya, hoya,

welcome to Kingman's Ferry,

you're gonna love it.

♪♪♪

JONATHAN:

How does it look to you?

-I don't know, different.

[SIGHS]

Really different.

It's always a little surprising

when you come back to a place.

I suppose so.

[CHUCKLES]

I guess people and places

always stay the same

in your memory, don't they?

I don't know.

Something's not right.

-Has it changed that much?

-Yeah.

This place

was full of life once,

it was bustling.

Oh, maybe it's just because

Biddy's gone.

She was Kingman's Ferry to me.

JACK:

Though Eleanor

is no longer with us,

the dream she had

remains as alive today as ever.

That dream is Kingman's Ferry,

the town, it's people,

it's future.

But Eleanor

only planted the seeds.

If we are ever to see her dream

in full bloom,

it is up to us,

people who live, work

and raise families here,

to nurture and feed

what Eleanor started.

A rich harvest follows a season

of hard work,

and what we reap

of Eleanor's dream will be more

than a well worth effort.

Eleanor,

while your spirit moves on

to a gentle peace,

part of it will always remain

in the hearts and dreams

of your friends.

In high, out low,

makes you wonder what I know.

Jennifer Edwards.

Oh, Captain Jack.

Only it's not Edwards anymore,

it's Jennifer Hart.

Well, your name may have changed

but you are as beautiful

as though I just saw you

yesterday.

Ha, ha. Captain Jack

is our neighborhood ladykiller.

I can certainly see why.

-My husband, Jonathan.

-How do you do?

-Clinton Jackson,

nice to meet you, Mr. Hart.

-Thank you.

For a while, we weren't sure

you two were going to make it.

JENNIFER:

Uh...

♪♪♪

What did he mean

he didn't think we'd make it.

Did you tell anyone

we were coming?

No, not a soul.

If you don't mind my asking,

Mrs. Hart,

they've been

promising a middle school

around here for years,

what I want to know

is when is it going to happen,

how much longer

do we have to wait?

Probably as long as it's gonna

take to redo the cannery.

Or is that just another

empty promise, Mr. Hart?

Still ain't a decent sewer

on my block.

If you can't dig a hole,

I mean maybe you ought to just

hand out row boats, huh?

[ALL CHATTERING]

Please, people,

this is not the time.

Answer the question.

I would if we understood.

If you don't understand it,

take a drive down Pike Lane.

Garbage's not been picked up

in two weeks.

My daughter

has to share her classroom

with sixth graders.

Least you could

is put a tax on those truckers

been tearing up

the road down by the interstate.

MAN 1: Exactly.

MAN 2: That's right.

I have a car. Let them go now.

They can answer

all your questions later.

[ALL CLAMORING]

♪♪♪

Thanks for the rescue.

You looked like

you needed some help.

I'm Jeremy Sennet.

Jonathan Hart.

-Mrs. Hart.

-Yes.

Well, I am glad to meet

the both of you at long last.

What do you mean at long last?

Well, this is a small town,

Mrs. Hart,

word gets around quickly.

Word of what?

I think I can explain

a little better down

at my office.

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

Oh, so you were

Eleanor's attorney.

Oh, I'm everyone's attorney,

Mrs. Hart.

This is what you classify

as a one horse town.

There is not much room

for competition.

I'll be right back.

I take it from your reaction

to the crowd out there,

you weren't aware of Eleanor's

status in Kingman's Ferry?

JENNIFER:

Her status?

I was aware

that she was a respected citizen

and that she owned

the newspaper.

Oh, you weren't aware

that Eleanor Biddlecomb

owned Kingman's Ferry?

She owned the town?

I didn't know that.

Oh, yes, Mrs. Hart,

from sea to shining sea,

every last piece of it.

Come on in.

You see Kingman's Ferry

was never incorporated

by the state.

Sit down.

The Army requisitioned the land

and, uh, that was from Eleanor's

great, great, great

and so forth grandfather.

They built a fort on it

and won a war.

Eventually, uh,

somebody reminded

the Army of the Biddlecomb

and, uh,

they returned the property.

Yeah, by that time, of course,

a small community

had grown up around the fort,

though the fort

was no longer in existence

but the property always remained

in private hands.

So Eleanor was responsible

for everything that happened

around here?

Oh, yes, and no.

I mean we have general elections

just like everyone else.

Yeah, we have a mayor,

we also have a chief of police

but, yes, when you come

to the bottom line,

if everything else failed,

people went to Eleanor

to bail them out.

I think I feel an and

coming on here.

And here it comes.

So about a year ago,

Eleanor asked me

to draw up a new will.

She was getting along in years,

she had no children,

none of the family were left.

Her main concern

was the future of this town.

She wanted to hand it over

to somebody who was capable

and fit and honest.

And?

And that is why,

as of last Friday,

Mrs. Hart,

you became the new owner

of Kingman's Ferry.

♪♪♪

Me?

Things really have changed

so much.

Not for the better I'm afraid.

Fishing was the life's blood

of this place,

sometimes I'd come down here

in the morning

and watch the fishermen's work

with their nets.

There were tons of boats,

it was really, really busy.

Unfortunately except

for Captain Jack

and a couple of hangers on,

the fishing business

is practically

non-existent here.

Really?

Eleanor wanted

to bring it all back,

a complete restoration

of the entire downtown area,

-the museum,

the cannery, the docks.

-[SCOFFS]

The town square looks brand new.

Oh, that was

Captain Jack's doing.

The square, the park,

the restoration

of the original gas lamps,

that was his gift to the town.

Very generous.

So when Eleanor died,

she not only left me the town

and all the people,

she left me her hopes and dreams

along with it.

That about sums it up.

[CHUCKLES]

Ought to be a cinch.

I don't know

how owning a town works, Jeremy,

did Eleanor collect taxes, rent?

Oh, Eleanor couldn't legally

and didn't collect taxes,

but you see she was sort of

chief cook and bottle washer

around here,

so if people could afford

to pay their rent,

they usually paid it to her.

I take it that's a past tense?

You take it right, sir.

Eleanor's heart was somewhat

larger than her pocket book.

Uh, Mrs. Hart,

there is one other thing

I should tell you.

You see there is a codicil

in the will,

-you do not have to accept

Kingman's Ferry.

-I don't?

Well, if I don't,

what happens to the town?

It will probably revert

to the county,

and seeing the county is broke,

they'll probably kick it back

to the state.

And then?

Most likely the state

will reapportion the lands,

you know, divide it up

between the different townships

and Kingman's Ferry

will quietly fade

into the sunset.

♪♪♪

[JENNIFER SIGHS]

What do you think, darling?

-I think it's your decision.

-Oh. I knew

that's what you'd think.

Did you say there was a mayor

in town?

Oh, yes.

Well, maybe we should go

see him.

I've a thousand and one

questions.

He's probably the only one

who could clear them up.

Well, we do have a mayor,

but, uh, he and the word clear

are rarely mentioned

in the same sentence.

[SNORING]

Excuse me, Mayor Trout?

[CONTINUES SNORING]

Uh...

Mayor. Mayor Trout.

[CONTINUES SNORING]

-[BOOKS CLATTER]

-What was that?

Sorry, Mayor,

didn't mean to disturb you.

"Why Say Yes

When What You Mean Is No",

something I wonder about

all the time.

You?

Eh, you know, if you folks

would just take a peak

at the calendar,

you'd notice that today

is Sunday.

We're closed.

Uh, of course,

if you got business,

you can always make

an appointment

with my secretary.

[GROANS]

And now if you'll excuse me,

I like to do my morning

in private.

[GROANS]

Um, Mayor,

my name is Jennifer Hart.

Jennifer Hart.

This is my husband,

Jonathan Hart.

Jonathan Hart.

Hart. Hart.

That kind of rings...

Hart!

Oh! Oh!

-You... You're Eleanor's friend.

- Yes.

[LAUGHS]

Ah, she said you were a pip,

she sure knew how to pick them.

-And Mr. Hart.

-Jonathan Hart, yeah.

Jonathan Hart, yeah. Uh...

Forgive the disarray,

it's Sunday, you know.

Oh, I missed that one. Unh.

-No problem.

-Oh.

[GROANS]

Terrible business all this. Ugh.

All this?

Let me give you a piece

of advice, huh?

Why don't you go get a souvenir,

one of those nice little

"gone fishing" signs,

they're cute.

Then get in your car

and go on back home.

Mayor, as you must know,

Eleanor Biddlecomb left

Kingman's Ferry to my wife.

If she takes your advice,

this town is gonna die.

Uh, I don't know

how to break this to you.

But haven't you noticed

a funny smell around here?

The corpse has already

got rigor mortis,

they just forgot to bury it.

Sorry, I missed

some of your campaign speeches,

they must have been

very inspiring.

♪♪♪

Folks, take the advice

of an old drunk, go on home,

you don't wanna end up

like Eleanor.

JENNIFER:

Maybe he's right, darling,

maybe things have gone too far

to bring back?

JONATHAN:

Is that the I don't know if I

can do this part of you talking?

JENNIFER:

No, that's the

I don't know if I can live up

to Eleanor's dream

part of me talking.

What did he mean when he said

he hoped I wouldn't wind up

like Eleanor?

I think Mayor Trout is a man

who has a lot of pain

and a lot of heart.

And I think

he suffers in his own way

and I think he probably

understood how Eleanor suffered

in hers.

Well, it's still a very

peculiar thing to say.

[GASPS]

Oh, my God.

What is it?

Oh, Jonathan,

it's my old office.

[SIGHS]

Oh, look,

it hasn't changed at all,

let's go in.

-On Sunday?

-Uh-huh.

-I'm sure it's all locked up.

Not if you know the secret.

[LAUGHS]

Hell of a secret.

Look at that.

Is that the Kingman Ferry

equivalent to breaking

and entering?

I'm entering

but I am not breaking a thing.

Oh, Jonathan, my old desk.

[LAUGHS]

What do you think?

Well, I think a lot of men

must have stopped out there

on the sidewalk

and done some window shopping.

Oh, look, look,

my old waste basket.

I must have thrown away

thousands of papers.

Heh, it was amazing

how much I didn't know.

Knowing what to throw away

is part of getting

the job done right.

I wonder.

[GASPS]

[LAUGHS]

-"CB and JE forever."

-Mm-hmm.

I know about the JE,

it's the CB I never heard of.

Must be quite memory.

[LAUGHS]

Yes, it was.

Oh, but, darling,

that was a long time

before I met you.

Um, that's Eleanor's desk

over there.

Hmm.

♪♪♪

-Anything interesting?

-No.

Nothing.

This used to be one of the best

small town newspapers

in the country.

Eleanor was ferocious

about pursuing the truth.

We had subscribers

in most of the major cities

and some of our stories

even went national.

Now it's just full of ads

and wedding announcements,

not a single editorial.

[GIRL]

Mom.

Lunch.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Well, are you supposed

to be here?

Somebody's gotta get lunch.

Mom's been stuck

in the dark room

for over an hour.

Dark room.

[DOOR OPENS]

I swear it's easier

putting on eye make up

in the dark than... Oh.

Oh, my goodness, I'm sorry. Hi.

-Uh...

-Oh.

-Oh.

[LAUGHS]

Sorry, Claire Stinson,

my daughter Abi.

Jennifer Hart,

my husband, Jonathan.

Oh, I know who you are,

it's such a pleasure

to meet you.

We weren't sure

you two were coming.

Oh, uh, forgive the mess

back here, we're just

getting settled.

Are you living here?

No, I mean it's only temporary.

You see Jim had to, um...

Oh, that's Abi's father.

He had to sort of, uh...

Well, sort of leave.

As soon as we get enough

money together,

we're gonna move right back

into our old place.

It shouldn't take too long.

Anyway I figured

since I was working at the paper

and seemed

to spend most of the day here,

I figured what the heck,

it was a short commute.

Mom, you might wanna eat this

before it gets cold.

Um, sweetheart, it only takes

two seconds, right?

I mean to reheat.

I'll be right back, baby.

Okay, but don't blame me

if it gets cold.

[CLAIRE LAUGHS]

It's tough,

having an 8-year-old mother.

[CHUCKLES]

You know, Mrs. Hart,

Eleanor... Well, she talked

about you all the time.

She did.

She said you were

the best reporter she ever had.

When I needed a job,

she hired me,

I think she was just

doing me a favor,

especially since I've never

taken a photograph

or worked

for a newspaper before,

but secretly, I don't know,

I think she hoped

I might turn out like you.

Claire, when you came

to work here,

was Eleanor running

the paper all alone?

Gosh, before I came

to work here,

there really wasn't a paper

any more.

It was just a bunch

of wanted ads,

that kind of thing.

Eleanor was working

on a story though

and when it was ready,

she was gonna put the paper

back up on its feet.

She made it sound like

something big.

I guess, um...

I guess we won't know now.

Especially since

most of the pages

have been torn out

of her notebook.

Can I see that?

"Kingman's Ferry,

a struggle to regain the past."

At first look Kingman's Ferry

is just another small town

suffering along with many others

the difficult transition

into the present.

But have we looked

below the surface here?

Is there more impeding

this town's survival

than meets the eye?

Has someone or something"

And then it's torn out?"

Is that what Eleanor

was working on?

I guess so, I really didn't ask

too many questions.

I noticed some more

questions here.

"Problems regarding the cannery,

the museum is on shaky ground."

♪♪♪

JONATHAN:

This is an interesting place.

JENNIFER:

It certainly is.

Eleanor would have had

her hands full

trying to restore this.

The whole place

seems pretty shaky.

The people certainly

seem to have lost faith

in Kingman's Ferry.

[CAT MEOWS]

[CLATTERS]

♪♪♪

JONATHAN:

It's a shame about this place.

It certainly is beautiful.

I think I have to do this,

Jonathan.

-It's not just the town,

it's the people.

-I know.

There must be dozens of families

struggling to make ends meet

just like Claire's.

Jennifer, why do you finish

Eleanor's article and print it.

Yeah.

If I could get the story out

then people all over

could find out what's going on

with towns like this.

Who knows maybe someone

would even be motivated to help.

I had a paper round,

I'll pitch in.

[LAUGHS]

I knew you would.

♪♪♪

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[LAUGHING]

If Eleanor

were watching right now,

she'd be very happy.

There will be some papers

for you to sign,

some legal dirty work,

but I'll try and make it

as painless as possible.

-We can do it in the morning.

-All right.

-Congratulations.

-Thank you.

These concerts are wonderful.

Yeah, they are another gift

from our benefactor,

Captain Jack.

Every weeknight.

They are nice though.

Is something wrong?

No, uh, just something familiar,

something in the air,

brought back memories.

There are lots of things

about towns like this

that have that effect

on people well,

Well, I'm going to turn in

and I'll see you in the morning.

Good night and welcome aboard.

-Thank you.

-Good night.

Night.

JENNIFER:

When you really look

at a place like this,

you realize that it's towns

like these

that people grow up

thinking about.

You mean half expecting

to see Huck Finn

running down the block,

his fishing rod flapping

over his shoulder trying

to catch up with Tom Sawyer?

Something like that.

We used to be proud

of towns like this

where everybody knew each other,

you didn't have to lock

your door at night

and you knew

where your children were.

Maybe that's the way

I'll start the article.

The feeling of warmth,

the genuine sense of welcome.

Yes, that's it,

that's what I'll...

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

Other than the artwork,

anything else, nothing stolen?

No, just what you see.

Well, I wouldn't put

much stock in it,

more than likely

it's a kids prank,

a little vicious vandalism.

I wouldn't lose

any sleep over it.

Kids prank?

Whatever happened

to phony phone calls

and Prince Albert in the can.

Times have changed, Mrs. Hart,

even in a little burgh

like this,

fun can get pretty damn near

to nasty.

Well, I'll let you know

if I come up with anything.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Hart, Mr. Hart.

I wish we could be of more help

but unfortunately

nobody saw a thing.

In any case,

will get this cleaned up

first thing in the morning.

Thanks very much.

You don't believe

that kid's prank either, do you?

No, I don't.

I also, uh, didn't think

I could score any points

with the local constable

by offering up theories.

How about scoring

some points with me?

Well, it's pretty clear

that everyone

is not too thrilled

with you taking up

where Eleanor left off.

-Which doesn't

make any sense at all.

-Exactly.

Why would anyone

wanna stop Kingman's Ferry

from getting back on its feet?

All right, why?

Well, I don't have any answers.

I have a theory.

Which is?

Which is that whoever did this

wasn't any happier

when Eleanor was at the helm.

What are you suggesting?

I'm suggesting that if I'm right

that the new owner of the town

is probably in danger too.

Am I scoring any points

with you?

You sure are.

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

He did say to come by

this morning, didn't he?

Yeah, that's what he said.

♪♪♪

JONATHAN:

Jeremy?

JEREMY:

Over here.

Well...

I expected to find you

behind a bunch of legal books.

[LAUGHS]

Ah, I told you

it was a small town,

I double as a sign painter.

Tonight isn't it a little late

to advertise?

Oh, well, that's the hazards

of double duty.

Anyway, everybody already knows

about the dance,

the sign,

it's merely a tradition.

Oh.

By the way,

I heard you had a little trouble

over at the hotel?

We thought it was trouble

but your police chief

didn't seem to be too concerned.

Force of habit.

There's usually

very little around here

to be concerned about.

Do you think

there was more to it?

Not my department, Mrs. Hart.

I am an attorney.

I create trouble,

I do not explain it.

Oh, I guess you're here

to sign the papers.

Yes, but if you don't mind,

with a pen.

Oh, right, give me a minute.

Red paint.

WALTER:

All right, enough,

I'm swallowing this stuff.

JONATHAN:

It's water, it's good for you.

Oh, come on.

All right, now what do you want

from me?

-I wanna talk to you.

-Why?

Put some dry clothes on,

I'll make you some coffee,

meet me downstairs.

What a nice guy.

-There you go.

-Okay, thank you.

I missed that one. Uh...

Hope you had a good reason

for clearing my head back there.

Everything looks so good

through the haze.

[GROANS]

Yeah.

[SPITS]

-That's coffee.

-Good, you're alert.

Yeah, but it's only coffee.

No, I gotta...

I gotta lighten this up

a little bit.

-Mayor, mayor.

-Huh?

-Sit down, sit down.

Let's talk about Eleanor.

I've got a feeling

that she meant a lot

to you, right?

Well, like a heartbeat,

breathing air.

What about it?

Well, you said

something yesterday.

You didn't want Jennifer

to end up like Eleanor.

What did you mean by that?

[SCOFFS]

I gotta fix this coffee.

Uh, there's some cream right

here on the table, here you go.

You're not gonna get invited

to a lot of my parties,

you know.

Mayor, what did you mean

when you said

you didn't want her

to end up like Eleanor?

Look, open your eyes,

look around.

You don't see Eleanor

sitting here enjoying

a cup of coffee with us, do you?

She had an accident.

Accident.

And I am walking straight lines.

You don't think

it was an accident?

Something funny's

going on around this town.

Crazy things,

really strange things.

What kind of strange things?

People coming and going

at all hours, dancing, prancing,

shaking, quaking.

It's...

I don't know,

something smells around here,

it's stinking up the whole road.

Well, Mayor, I like to help you

but I can't unless you tell me

what you're talking about.

I don't understand it either.

But I can show you.

Good, finish your coffee

and we'll go.

Oh, hold just a minute, backup,

hold your horses.

Nothing's gonna happen

in the daytime.

Everything goes on at night.

Well,

there's a barn dance tonight

and from what I understand,

everybody in town will be there.

Yeah, well, there'll be

a lot of dancing and prancing,

this whole town

is turning downright musical.

Can you show me tonight?

Meet me at the dance.

I'll slip out around 10:00.

Yeah, we'll end up like Eleanor.

Meet me tonight.

10 o'clock?

And, uh, try to stick

with the coffee.

You're hard, really hard.

♪♪♪

CLAIRE:

She's exhausted.

Sometimes I think

she works harder than I do.

Tough to be a single mom, huh?

Oh, but I'm not a single mother,

it's nothing like that.

Oh, but I thought

that you and Jim had--

That Jim had to leave?

I didn't mean me and Abi,

he had to leave to find work.

Oh, I'm sorry,

I misunderstood the whole thing.

You see my husband's

in construction,

only the last few years

there hasn't been any business.

He finally had to leave town

just to find work.

How often do you get

to see each other?

He was down

about four months ago,

spent a three-day weekend

with me and Abi,

that lion

she's got a death grip on,

he gave her that,

now she doesn't go to sleep

without it.

It's hard on her him being away.

It's hard on both of us.

Gosh, what am I doing,

I didn't mean to ramble on

like that.

Oh, no, that's all right.

Here, this is for you.

-For me?

-Uh-huh.

-Heh.

Abi wanted you to have it.

Oh, look at this,

it's beautiful.

Jim makes them

in his spare time.

JENNIFER:

Oh, it's lovely.

He sent it to her

and she wanted you to have it.

Oh, that's so sweet,

I have to thank her

when she wakes up.

I made her take a nap

'cause of the dance tonight.

Hey, you and Mr. Hart,

you are gonna go, aren't you?

Oh, I think so.

Tell me something, Claire,

what do people round here wear

to a barn dance?

♪♪♪

[ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]

Darling.

JONATHAN:

I'll take over, Jeremy.

-Okay.

-Bye, see you later.

-Thank you.

Nobody ever told me

that two stepping

was like country aerobics.

-The price of popularity.

-Mm.

We haven't had

a chance to talk,

did you find out anything?

The way you look in the jeans,

it may have to wait.

I cannot go home tonight

and miss the chance to dance

with the prettiest girl

at the dance.

-Ah, well...

-Thank you.

Oh, we just heard.

No, you're not getting off

that easy, Mr. Hart, come on.

[LAUGHING]

Can we talk?

You may have to clear it

with my partner.

[LAUGHING]

[SIGHS]

Come on over here.

Let sit a spell.

Oh, thank God.

You're turning

into a dancing fool.

Not for long,

I am absolutely exhausted. Oof.

With all your dance partners,

did you manage to find out

anything from anyone?

Nothing, not a thing.

It was a review

of Eleanor's funeral.

Every time I got close

to somebody,

they wanted to know

when I was gonna fix the sewers.

I think we should have

come in disguise.

With that face?

They'd have seen

right through you.

[CHUCKLES]

Are you sweet talking me, honey?

-Are you buying?

-Hmm, yes, I'm buying.

Well,

then I'm sweet talking you.

Oh, good, how did you do?

Except for Mayor Trout,

who was supposed

to meet me here,

about the same as you.

Loose lips sink ships.

Well, if no one's

gonna open up to us,

how are we gonna find out

what's going on?

That's why I called

Bilgewater Bill,

friendly face, kindly manners,

maybe they'll talk to him.

Bilgewater Bill?

I'll explain in the morning.

Why not now?

-Well, I've got trout to fry

and your public awaits you.

-Ha, ha.

I wish I could get

a massage tonight.

Oh.

Be careful what you wish for,

might come true.

Promise?

[GIGGLES]

[CHURCH BELL TOLLING

IN DISTANCE]

♪♪♪

-Hey, Charlie. How's it going?

-Slow night.

I know the feeling.

You haven't seen

Mayor Trout around, have you?

Walter, yeah, sure.

Went into the museum,

about 20 minutes ago.

Thanks.

Mayor Trout?

I couldn't find him, Charlie,

is there any chance he came out

of the museum

while you were here?

Unless there's a backdoor

I didn't know about,

hard to know

how he could do that.

There's something going on

down by the water though.

♪♪♪

What's going on, chief?

Well, looks like our mayor

had one too many,

walked himself off the end

of the pier into the water.

-Is he all right?

-No, he's not, Mr. Hart,

he's dead.

Missed that one.

[INDISTINCT

POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

Well, I suppose that just blows

your kid's prank theory.

Why is that?

I don't know what one thing

has to do with the other.

You're assuming

there is a connection

between what happened

in your hotel room

in the mayor's death.

Well, I think it's a lot more

than an assumption, chief.

I was with the mayor earlier.

He said he had something

to show me,

something he thought

was important

concerning Eleanor's accident.

Now we were supposed

to meet tonight.

As you can see,

that meeting never took place.

CHIEF:

Even if I follow

your theory, Mr. Hart,

what you're saying

is that we've got a string

of murders and vandalism here

in Kingman's Ferry

and it took your presence

to uncover it.

[SCOFFS]

It's more than theory, chief.

What I do know is Eleanor

was working very hard

to get this town back

on its feet.

She died and turned

that job over to my wife.

Suddenly someone

doesn't want us here

and the only person

willing to help just rode out

of here in a plastic bag.

I just don't think we're dealing

with coincidence here.

I'll make a note of that,

Mr. Hart.

File it under H.

-[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

-Ooh.

Oh, sorry.

Take my advice, folks,

leave the police work

to the police,

it's healthier

for everyone involved.

Excuse me.

Diving gear? Is that standard

department issue?

Strictly personal.

In the Navy I did it

for a living,

it's recreational, you dive?

Yeah, little bit. The Red Sea.

Well, take my word for it

if you haven't seen

the local shelf,

you've missed something.

It's not the Red Sea,

but it's worth seeing.

I'll see you later.

Can I fire him?

I don't think so.

-He's elected.

-Oh, too bad.

I'm beginning to think

that my story goes well

past the human interest angle.

You might check out

the hall of records.

You might find that someone

wants to see this place

stay the way that it is,

tax reports, city records,

whatever you can come up with.

Darling, a town this small

doesn't have a hall of records.

Well, an alcove of records then.

They've got to keep

that stuff someplace.

[GASPS]

Town hall.

JEREMY:

Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

Jeremy, what are you doing here

this late.

I just had something

to give you,

I've been knocking on your door.

Oh, this is a terrible business

about Mayor Trout.

Terrible business,

that seems to be the party line

around here.

Well, anyway, I left something

by your phone.

I asked the desk clerk

to let me in.

I told him you wouldn't mind.

Why didn't you just leave it

downstairs?

Well, it's something

very personal.

Fewer hands,

less people to blame

when something goes wrong.

See, I was going through

some of Eleanor's things

and I found she'd left something

for you.

So I thought you should have it

as soon as possible.

Oh, thank you very much.

-Oh, good night.

-Good night.

I wonder what this is all about.

By the phone, by the phone.

It's a letter.

Is this the present

that Claire gave you?

-Oh, it's broken.

-Yeah.

It must have slipped off

the edge of the table.

Oh, what a shame.

What's in the letter?

Oh...

Uh...

It's from Eleanor.

"Dear Jennifer, by now

you either resent me terribly

for the position

that I've put you in,

or you've already been back

to the office,

blown the dust

from your old desk,

rolled up your sleeves

and are now well into the job

at hand.

If you're as obstinate

as I believe you to be,

and hopefully encouraged,

you're up to your pretty ankles

by now.

Dreams don't come easily.

We both know that.

Between you and me,

you're the only one

who could see

this thing through.

Truth and courage. Eleanor."

[SIGHS]

WAITRESS: Sunny side?

-Me.

WAITRESS:

That makes you

the over easy with hash.

This is your idea

of local color?

Oh, come on, it's great.

I think my local color

is gonna end up

on the green side.

Darling, when in Rome.

When in Rome,

I usually eat at the GG Fodsi.

Ah, but at GG...

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

[LAUGHS]

Mangia.

[SCOFFS]

What do you think?

Don't tell my arteries,

it's terrific.

[LAUGHS]

I told you so.

MAX:

Dasvidania.

♪♪♪

Bilgewater Bill.

Hey, Mrs. H.

And his dog.

How did you know it was me?

Because no one else

would call me Mrs. H.

[JENNIFER LAUGHS]

Take a picture,

it'll last longer.

You're having

a hearty breakfast?

I'll have

a hearty breakfast too.

Bring hearty breakfast.

Maybe it would be a good idea

if you went

to the Queen's English.

Long live the Queen.

WAITRESS:

Anything else?

Yeah, I'll have what my comrades

are having too.

They're having the check, matey,

you want one too?

And your telephone number.

Yeah,

it seems pretty fishy to me.

And I don't mean

in a seafaring way, Mrs. H.

Yeah, it doesn't hold water

on our end either, Max.

I was supposed to meet

Mayor Trout at the museum.

A man called Charlie Loomis

saw him go in,

but never saw him go out.

So how did he end up drowned

in the bay half a mile away?

That's a good question, Mr. H.

How?

I don't know, Max, I was hoping

you could put together

some of the pieces around here.

MAX:

Good, what you want me to do?

I thought you could talk

to some of the locals

and, uh, Max, go easy

on the Russian lingo, will you?

Oh, gee.

Maybe they'll open up to you,

tell you something

they haven't told us.

Just charm them

and gain their confidence then?

JONATHAN:

Yeah, something like that.

I think we'll start

with Charlie Loomis,

he's the man

I was telling you about.

JENNIFER:

Jonathan.

Charlie?

Darling,

we have to start somewhere

and Charlie does a lot

of skulking around.

At least

if he doesn't know anything,

he sees everything

that's going on.

Charlie acts like

he's the town crazy,

but there's a lot more

going on there

than meets the eye, I think.

Do you want me

to call you at your hotel?

No, Max,

we'll keep in touch with you,

I'm gonna go down to the docks,

poke around

and see if anybody saw

anything going on around there

last night.

Jennifer's gonna go over

to City Hall

and go over the town records.

We'll keep in touch with you.

[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]

Uh, Max?

I mean, sure thing, Mr. H.

♪♪♪

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

Yeah, right down, yeah.

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

Hello, anybody in there?

♪♪♪

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for Morrisey.

Morrisey?

Yeah, a man named Morrisey.

You know him?

Nobody here by that name.

What's going on out here?

Mr. Hart.

What's going on?

We heard someone

moving around out here.

We, uh, didn't realize

who it was at first.

Sorry, Mr. Hart, we've been

having a lot of problems

with theft here lately.

Brock?

Sorry, Mr. Hart.

You to go finish up

in the Susan,

I'll take care of Mr. Hart.

Sorry about that.

The boys there are a little

overzealous sometimes.

Been kind of rough on them

the last few years,

business is bad,

they lost their mom

three-three years ago.

I guess they tend

to be pretty protective

over what they got left.

[CHUCKLES]

I apologize for the bad manners.

Apologies accepted.

Now, Claire, are you sure

you won't come with us?

I can't give you a ride.

-No, no, no,

I left Abi back in the office.

-All right.

-I'll see you later.

-See you later.

Bye.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

What did you find out?

What would you say if I told you

that the electrical bill

for the museum

was nearly $4000 a month.

I say that they ought

to check out that lightbulb.

[CHUCKLES]

And that's not all.

I decided it would be

a good idea

to check the gas bill

with all those new lamps

in town.

And?

There was no gas bill.

There's no gas bill?

No, so what's lighting

the lamps?

Gas.

But where are they getting it?

Let's take a drive

over to waterfront.

Check with gas and electric.

Maybe they can clear things up.

Good idea.

♪♪♪

Jonathan.

-You got that belt on tight?

-Yes.

I can't stop.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

♪♪♪

[SIGHS]

You okay?

No.

♪♪♪

JENNIFER [ON PHONE]:

Unfortunately we never got

to waterfront, Max.

Jonathan did some following up

on the telephone.

I'm telling you, Mrs. H,

Mr. H may be onto something.

This Charlie guy goes around

snooping a little too much

for a crazy guy.

JENNIFER:

I find it so hard to believe.

Charlie's always been

so harmless.

Well, you know what they say

about these quiet,

harmless types, Mrs. H.

Jonathan wants you

to stick by Charlie,

unless you come to a dead end,

and then you could go down to

the waterfront,

and find out if anybody

saw anything last night.

Got you, Mrs. H.

What's Mr. H up to?

Uh, I don't know, he's staring.

Bye, Max.

Shaking and quaking,

and prancing and dancing.

[BARKING]

MAN 3:

Shut up, Tiger.

Well, the transmission's

all shot to hell.

I don't know

she's even worth fixing.

Well, we'll let

the rental company

make that decision.

That's probably best.

Tiger, shut up.

Do you do a lot of salvage?

No one else around to do it,

parts mostly,

decent money in it.

Saves time

when my customer's in a hurry.

You wouldn't by any chance have

Eleanor Biddlecomb's car here,

would you?

74 Plymouth, round the back.

Mind if we take a look?

Well, it ain't worth much.

Take a look though

if it makes you happy.

-Thanks.

-Thanks.

JONATHAN:

Easy, Tiger.

[BARKING]

Shut up, Tiger!

Darling,

what are you looking for?

Well, maybe what happened

to our car wasn't just bad luck.

Someone may have figured

that if it worked on Eleanor's,

it may have worked on ours.

Did you find anything?

Uh...

-Yep. There it is.

-What?

Clean and clear.

The brake lines,

they've been cut right through.

[BARKING]

I think he likes candy.

Here, boy.

[SIGHS]

♪♪♪

JEREMY:

This is very disturbing news,

Mr. Hart.

If what you're saying is true...

Well, there are no ifs, Jeremy,

Eleanor Biddlecomb

was murdered.

Jeremy, why wasn't there

an investigation?

Why did everybody just assume

it was an accident?

In Kingman's Ferry, heh,

who would be expecting

such a thing?

Well, maybe that's exactly

what the murderer

was counting on.

Mr. Hart, if you know something

concerning Eleanor's death,

I really should know about it.

Well, when I do,

you will, Jeremy.

Come on, darling.

♪♪♪

Chief Carson?

Great, what do you think,

Junior?

[BARKS]

I thought so.

CHARLIE:

If you wanna live,

you'll stay right there.

Living is a good idea.

Looks like you and me

have reached

the end of the line, pal.

JONATHAN:

Is this it?

JENNIFER:

He said the rocks

behind Charlie's shack.

Max.

Hey, Max.

♪♪♪

JENNIFER:

Max.

-Max.

-Max.

MAX:

Over here, Mr. H.

JONATHAN:

Hey, Max, you okay?

What did you find out?

You better see for yourself.

Oh, my God, Max, what is this?

CHARLIE:

Tunnels, Miss Edwards.

Rum-running tunnels,

only I don't think it's rum

they're running

through this, baby.

Heya, hoya!

You guys aren't the only ones

that think

that something's up here.

Charlie said there's been

funny things been going on

for the last eight

or nine months.

What have you got, Charlie?

I haven't put it

all together yet, sir.

It took me all this time

to get this far,

but you can take it

to the bank and made it home.

It's got something to do

with these tunnels.

Have you followed

them back inside?

Tried, tried, too many channels

going into many directions.

Besides,

I had a little interruption

when Maxy here showed up.

Maxy?

For a moment,

I thought he was playing

for the other team.

Strike three, you're out.

In-in a minute,

I'm sure this is all gonna

become extremely clear,

but what are you talking about,

Charlie?

Don't know as I know enough

to fill you in the,

Miss Edwards.

I'm conducting a sort of

an official investigation

into Mrs. Biddlecomb's murder.

You knew that Eleanor

was murdered?

Had a hunch, followed it.

[MUMBLING]

This is where it got me.

Charlie was a Fed, Mrs. H.

FBI?

CHARLIE:

1943 to 1968, seen a lot of

things go down in my time.

I bet you have, Charlie,

I bet you have.

JENNIFER:

Look at this.

That's a commendation

from Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Good man, FDR,

maybe one of the last

of the great ones.

Hail to the Chief.

Charlie, this is wonderful.

I don't understand.

Why I hang out in the park,

acting like a crazy man?

Yes.

CHARLIE:

I am a crazy man, Miss Edwards.

I seen more than I'd care

to remember about things

I'd like to forget.

Getting a little old

for it though.

What do you know

about those tunnels, Charlie?

It's funny.

I completely forgot

about them tunnels being there.

[WHOOSHES]

Out of sight, out of mind.

Then one night, I saw Ele...

Uh, Mrs. Biddlecomb,

she was poking around down

by the museum.

I followed her down to the water

and that's when I remembered it.

Hoya.

How did you know

about those tunnels

in the first place?

Guy who trained me, Gus Doomas.

He used to work

this neck of the woods

during

the Coolidge administration.

He talked my ear off

about it so darn much,

I decided when I retired,

I'd come up here

and check the place out

for myself.

He's the guy

who told you about the tunnels?

Gus used to bust rum-runners

back during

the prohibition days.

Seems they used these tunnels

to run their moonshine

from the waterfront

into the town.

As I understand it,

the tunnels go back to 1700's.

Used to be a fort here

once upon a time.

What does all of this

have to do with Eleanor?

I can't tell you for sure,

Miss Edwards.

Only she seemed really

interested in those tunnels.

In high, out low,

you know how it goes.

I had no idea you and Eleanor

were so close.

I just thought you were someone

who stood on the edge of town

and said hello to everyone.

There's some things

a man doesn't talk about,

Miss Edwards.

Some things are private.

She seemed to be getting

into trouble.

I thought I might be able

to keep an eye on her.

♪♪♪

I thought wrong.

Oh, boy.

Well, you, uh, still might be

able to help her, Charlie.

How?

Do you know where I can find

any old maps of the area

going back

to the early settlement?

I can help you with that,

Mr. Hart.

♪♪♪

This is the town square,

Maple Street, the hotel,

the fort was built right here.

Right where, Mr. H?

Right here, Max.

Right where we're standing

right now.

So the tunnels must go out

from here to the ocean.

That would explain

how Mayor Trout ended up

in the water

without ever leaving the museum.

Eleanor's note said something

about looking

beneath the surface

to find out what was impeding

the survival of the town.

She also said the museum

was on shaky ground.

What's this all about, Mr. H?

My best guess, Max? Oil.

-Yowzer, that's it.

-That's what?

The boats. Captain Jack's boats.

In high, out low, hot dog.

What's he talking about?

The boats are going out low

on the water line

but coming back high.

So instead of bringing fish,

someone is taking something out.

It's all beginning

to make sense.

You remember the first night

when we were in the park.

-I smelled methane gas.

-Methane.

Yes, someone is pumping oil

out of Kingman's Ferry

onto those fishing boats.

A by-product is methane gas.

If they're pumping gas

underground

then they have to exhaust it

some way.

So, the street lamps.

Ha, very clever.

[APPLAUSE]

Mayor Trout said this town

is becoming downright musical.

Those concerts

are covering up the pumping,

and who puts on the concerts?

Captain Jack. Heya.

♪♪♪

[JONATHAN GRUNTS]

I'm sure pipes

go through the caves

right to where we found

Charlie and Max.

All they have to do

is hook up some flexible hose

and pump the oil out

of their fishing boats.

Darling, don't you think

we ought to call the police?

Now you and Max stay here

and hold down the fort,

have Charlie call the police.

I'm gonna go down

and check out that pump.

Be careful.

♪♪♪

I'm gonna bring back the heat.

You folks hold tight.

[DOOR OPENS]

CHARLIE:

Stand aside.

-Put it down, Charlie.

I said stand aside.

[GUNSHOT]

Charlie! Charlie!

Oh, Charlie!

ELDON:

Let's go. Party's over.

I said move.

Move!

♪♪♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[RUMBLING]

[SHIP HORN BLOWS]

♪♪♪

JONATHAN:

Jennifer? Jennifer?

Where are you?

[WHINING]

Oh, Junior, come on.

Jennifer?

Charlie.

-What happened?

-[CHARLIE GROANS]

Captain Jack's boys

took Maxy and Miss Edwards.

Where?

I'm not sure,

down to the boats probably.

-You all right?

-Yeah, I'm all right, Mr. Hart.

I haven't been shot

in almost 40 years.

I'll get you a doctor.

No, no, no, no,

you go after Maxy

and Miss Edwards.

I'll take care of myself.

Okay, Charlie.

One more time, Mrs. Hart,

where's your husband

and how much does he know?

-Ow!

-Max.

I don't know how much more

of your silence

this guy can take.

All right.

He knows about the oil.

In fact he's at the hotel

right now calling the police.

We have someone at the hotel.

Mr. Hart's not there.

-Ow!

-Stop.

[SHIP HORN BLOWS]

He went into the tunnel.

It's no use, Eldon.

Too many people know about this.

Well what's too many, Mrs. Hart?

Two, three, four?

We took care of the others,

two or three more

shouldn't be a problem.

Brock.

♪♪♪

Do you have any idea

how we're gonna deal

with three of them?

When we head out

tomorrow morning,

just drop them over the side,

little extra weight,

they'll go down.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

[BARKS]

Hey, Junior,

what are you doing here?

[THUDS]

♪♪♪

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[SIGHS]

-You all right?

-Oh, we're fine.

Get his legs, darling.

MAX:

Nice going, Mr. H.

JONATHAN:

Thanks, Max.

Let's get out of here. Oh.

Okay, up, there we go,

there we are.

[GUNFIRE]

People, people,

can't we get along?

Well, if it isn't Captain Jack.

Why don't you give it up?

I don't think

that's what you say

to the man

who's holding the gun, Mr. Hart.

You gonna kill all three of us?

For 11 million dollars a year?

What do you think?

But it's not your oil.

JACK:

That's right, it's not, is it?

Actually I suppose

it's your oil, Mrs. Hart.

Doesn't look like it's gonna

do you any good though.

[GROANS]

Come on, Brock, get up.

Get up, Brock!

Take them down to the holes,

slit them from the belly up.

They'll be good food

for the sharks.

-[GROANS]

-[GUNSHOT]

[GROANS AND THUDS]

I thought you folks might do

with a little back up.

♪♪♪

CHIEF:

I didn't mean to be rude,

Mr. Hart,

but we been on to this

since shortly

after Eleanor's murder.

Eleanor's plans

for tearing down the museum

and rebuilding the waterfront

would have exposed

the whole operation,

so I thought

if you got too close.

It's all right, chief,

we're glad you showed up.

All right, you're hired again.

What's that?

Well, I fired you the other day.

Uh, thanks, but I'm elected.

I know that.

CHARLIE:

Things have sure picked up

around these past

the last few weeks.

Looks like a boom town.

Kingman's Ferry has a whole new

source of income,

in part, thanks to you, Charlie.

Hoya.

Are you sure

we can't convince you to stay?

Uh, no,

weather's starting to turn

and my bones are telling me

it's time to travel on.

Well, in light of the fact

that we can't convince you

to stay, Charlie,

the town of Kingsman's Ferry

would like to show appreciation

for all you've done.

[APPLAUSE]

Congratulations!

Congratulations,

what do you think, Charlie?

Oh, it's great, heya!

[ALL LAUGH]

Oh, your bus.

[SIGHS]

Gotta go now, folks.

-Bye-bye, Charlie.

-Bye-bye.

CHARLIE:

Like I said,

got a whole world to see.

Good luck, Charlie.

Hoya!

[ALL LAUGH]

Don't forget to write.

Bye!

♪♪♪

JEREMY:

Goodbye, Charlie.

Bye.

I think he really

appreciated that, Jeremy.

Well, I have something for you,

Mrs. Hart.

-A receipt for the entire town.

-[LAUGHS]

Well, you didn't have to go

through all that trouble.

Well,

you sold it back to us for $1,

you are going to have

to declare that as income.

It is much better

to have the paperwork on hand,

you know, just in case.

Well, it's the greatest dollar

I ever earned.

And one other thing.

Claire wanted you to have this.

"Kingman's Ferry,

A Second Chance

by Jennifer Hart."

But this wasn't ready.

-Jonathan, did you--

-Darling, it's terrific,

if you'd have rewritten it

one more time,

you'd have worn out the paper.

[CHUCKLES]

So when are we gonna

shovel off, folks.

First thing

in the morning, Max,

crack of dawn.

-Crack of dawn?

-Crack of dawn?

Not a second later.

♪♪♪

Darling.

I checked the airplane tickets,

we're not leaving

until 3:00 in the afternoon.

-Just get in the car.

-Why are we having

to get up so early?

-Just get in the car.

-Okay.

Come on, Junior. Up. Attaboy.

JONATHAN:

You got your eyes closed?

-You can't see anything?

JENNIFER:

I can't see anything.

JONATHAN: Promise?

JENNIFER: I promise.

JONATHAN:

Okay, now just a minute.

JENNIFER:

What is this?

-Come on.

-Okay, okay.

-Now?

-Yeah, take them down.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Oh, Jonathan, you didn't.

No, I didn't.

No?

Jim did.

Jim?

Claire's husband.

Oh.

I called him last week

and told him

that there was a lot of building

to be done up here,

he was delighted.

Not as much as me.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

What a romantic thing to do.

-Well, uh, I only wanted

the legend to come true.

-[LAUGHS]

...and we can't leave town

without putting it to the test.

Oh, okay.

Okay, now, where shall we stand?

Let's see now,

what do you think about here?

Well, I don't know,

it's your legend.

Well, I don't know either.

I've never done this

with anyone else.

Well, if the legend comes true,

you never will.

Mm.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪