Hare Remover (1946) - full transcript

["The merry-Go-Round

broke down" plays ]

I'm trying

to make the formula

That will change

a normal character

Into a devilish fiend.

Ha ha ha ha!

[Poof]

[Bang, boom, bang.]

Now to try it out.

Here, Rover!

He loves it.

Ha ha ha ha!

[Gargling]

[Screams]

All out of

experimental animals.

I'll have to trap

a wabbit.

ELMER FUDD:

wabbit tracks.

Wabbit hole.

Wabbit trap.

Wabbits love

carrots.

[Twang]

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Mm-Hmm.

Can you imagine?

An old-Fashioned

rabbit trap.

How quaint.

My grandfather told me

about those things,

But i'd never thought

i'd see one.

Well, someone went

to a lot of trouble.

I won't disappoint him.

I can go along

with a gag.

[Pling, pling]

I caught the wabbit!

I got him, I got him.

I got the wabbit!

Oh, boy. My-- My--

My experiments continue.

I needed a wabbit,

and i got him.

Hooray, hooray!

I trapped him.

Eh...what's up, doc?

Uh, have one

on the house, wabbit.

No, thanks, doc.

Never touch the stuff.

This guy is trying

to slip me a mickey.

Now, wabbit. Drink!

Hey! Don't do it, doc!

Cut it out.

Hey, doc, don't!

Don't! Whoa!

[Gargles]

[Breathes hard]

At last, success!

He's gonna turn into

a gruesome monster.

No soap, doc.

Oh, it don't work.

It doesn't work.

I'm a terrible

scientist.

Oh, this is terrible.

I tried my best.

[Cries]

It won't work.

Oh, cheer up, doc.

Here. Drink this.

You'll feel better.

Eeh. I think Spencer Tracy

did it much better.

Don't you, folks?

[Both panting]

Ha ha ha ha!

Can you imagine

old doc thinking

That stuff would

make anyone

Turn into

a gruesome monster?

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha--Eeh! Uuh!

Doc?!

What do you know.

The stuff works.

[Growl]

I know it's you, doc.

I'm sorry i did it.

I'll fix you up, doc.

I won't let you down.

I'll change it

back again, doc.

I'll fix you up.

Just wait there

a minute.

[Smooch]

Don't go away, doc.

I'll be right with you.

Poor guy!

Here, doc.

Drink this down.

It'll change it

back again.

[Growls]

[Boom]

[Growl]

[Growl]

Bugs bunny!

So what do you know.

The stuff works.

[Growls]

I know it's you,

bugs, old pal.

I'm sorry i did it.

I'll fix you up,

bugs.

I won't let you

down, old pal.

I'll change you

back again.

[Smooch]

Don't go away, bugs.

I'll be right with you.

Here, bugs.

Drink this down.

[Growl]

It'll change you

back again.

Why, you

ungrateful wabbit!

Such ingratitude,

you scoundrel.

I got a notion to wing

a tar out of you,

You-- You-- You--

Ah! Ha ha ha ha...

[growls]

Help! Get away,

you big, bad, old bear!

Cut it out. Let me alone.

Don't you chase me.

Get out of here. Go on.

Help! Ooh!

Get away from me, you--

[Crash]

[Whispers]

hey, doc. Play dead,

And he won't hurt you.

[Growls]

[Sniffs]

[Roars]

[Sniffs]

[Growls]

[Growling]

[Grr...]