Hare Remover (1946) - full transcript
Elmer Fudd is a mad scientist who wants to turn Bugs Bunny into a fiend. Bugs tricks this ersatz Dr. Jekyll into drinking his own mixture; later, each thinks the other has changed into a bear.
["The merry-Go-Round
broke down" plays ]
I'm trying
to make the formula
That will change
a normal character
Into a devilish fiend.
Ha ha ha ha!
[Poof]
[Bang, boom, bang.]
Now to try it out.
Here, Rover!
He loves it.
Ha ha ha ha!
[Gargling]
[Screams]
All out of
experimental animals.
I'll have to trap
a wabbit.
ELMER FUDD:
wabbit tracks.
Wabbit hole.
Wabbit trap.
Wabbits love
carrots.
[Twang]
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Mm-Hmm.
Can you imagine?
An old-Fashioned
rabbit trap.
How quaint.
My grandfather told me
about those things,
But i'd never thought
i'd see one.
Well, someone went
to a lot of trouble.
I won't disappoint him.
I can go along
with a gag.
[Pling, pling]
I caught the wabbit!
I got him, I got him.
I got the wabbit!
Oh, boy. My-- My--
My experiments continue.
I needed a wabbit,
and i got him.
Hooray, hooray!
I trapped him.
Eh...what's up, doc?
Uh, have one
on the house, wabbit.
No, thanks, doc.
Never touch the stuff.
This guy is trying
to slip me a mickey.
Now, wabbit. Drink!
Hey! Don't do it, doc!
Cut it out.
Hey, doc, don't!
Don't! Whoa!
[Gargles]
[Breathes hard]
At last, success!
He's gonna turn into
a gruesome monster.
No soap, doc.
Oh, it don't work.
It doesn't work.
I'm a terrible
scientist.
Oh, this is terrible.
I tried my best.
[Cries]
It won't work.
Oh, cheer up, doc.
Here. Drink this.
You'll feel better.
Eeh. I think Spencer Tracy
did it much better.
Don't you, folks?
[Both panting]
Ha ha ha ha!
Can you imagine
old doc thinking
That stuff would
make anyone
Turn into
a gruesome monster?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha--Eeh! Uuh!
Doc?!
What do you know.
The stuff works.
[Growl]
I know it's you, doc.
I'm sorry i did it.
I'll fix you up, doc.
I won't let you down.
I'll change it
back again, doc.
I'll fix you up.
Just wait there
a minute.
[Smooch]
Don't go away, doc.
I'll be right with you.
Poor guy!
Here, doc.
Drink this down.
It'll change it
back again.
[Growls]
[Boom]
[Growl]
[Growl]
Bugs bunny!
So what do you know.
The stuff works.
[Growls]
I know it's you,
bugs, old pal.
I'm sorry i did it.
I'll fix you up,
bugs.
I won't let you
down, old pal.
I'll change you
back again.
[Smooch]
Don't go away, bugs.
I'll be right with you.
Here, bugs.
Drink this down.
[Growl]
It'll change you
back again.
Why, you
ungrateful wabbit!
Such ingratitude,
you scoundrel.
I got a notion to wing
a tar out of you,
You-- You-- You--
Ah! Ha ha ha ha...
[growls]
Help! Get away,
you big, bad, old bear!
Cut it out. Let me alone.
Don't you chase me.
Get out of here. Go on.
Help! Ooh!
Get away from me, you--
[Crash]
[Whispers]
hey, doc. Play dead,
And he won't hurt you.
[Growls]
[Sniffs]
[Roars]
[Sniffs]
[Growls]
[Growling]
[Grr...]
broke down" plays ]
I'm trying
to make the formula
That will change
a normal character
Into a devilish fiend.
Ha ha ha ha!
[Poof]
[Bang, boom, bang.]
Now to try it out.
Here, Rover!
He loves it.
Ha ha ha ha!
[Gargling]
[Screams]
All out of
experimental animals.
I'll have to trap
a wabbit.
ELMER FUDD:
wabbit tracks.
Wabbit hole.
Wabbit trap.
Wabbits love
carrots.
[Twang]
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Mm-Hmm.
Can you imagine?
An old-Fashioned
rabbit trap.
How quaint.
My grandfather told me
about those things,
But i'd never thought
i'd see one.
Well, someone went
to a lot of trouble.
I won't disappoint him.
I can go along
with a gag.
[Pling, pling]
I caught the wabbit!
I got him, I got him.
I got the wabbit!
Oh, boy. My-- My--
My experiments continue.
I needed a wabbit,
and i got him.
Hooray, hooray!
I trapped him.
Eh...what's up, doc?
Uh, have one
on the house, wabbit.
No, thanks, doc.
Never touch the stuff.
This guy is trying
to slip me a mickey.
Now, wabbit. Drink!
Hey! Don't do it, doc!
Cut it out.
Hey, doc, don't!
Don't! Whoa!
[Gargles]
[Breathes hard]
At last, success!
He's gonna turn into
a gruesome monster.
No soap, doc.
Oh, it don't work.
It doesn't work.
I'm a terrible
scientist.
Oh, this is terrible.
I tried my best.
[Cries]
It won't work.
Oh, cheer up, doc.
Here. Drink this.
You'll feel better.
Eeh. I think Spencer Tracy
did it much better.
Don't you, folks?
[Both panting]
Ha ha ha ha!
Can you imagine
old doc thinking
That stuff would
make anyone
Turn into
a gruesome monster?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha--Eeh! Uuh!
Doc?!
What do you know.
The stuff works.
[Growl]
I know it's you, doc.
I'm sorry i did it.
I'll fix you up, doc.
I won't let you down.
I'll change it
back again, doc.
I'll fix you up.
Just wait there
a minute.
[Smooch]
Don't go away, doc.
I'll be right with you.
Poor guy!
Here, doc.
Drink this down.
It'll change it
back again.
[Growls]
[Boom]
[Growl]
[Growl]
Bugs bunny!
So what do you know.
The stuff works.
[Growls]
I know it's you,
bugs, old pal.
I'm sorry i did it.
I'll fix you up,
bugs.
I won't let you
down, old pal.
I'll change you
back again.
[Smooch]
Don't go away, bugs.
I'll be right with you.
Here, bugs.
Drink this down.
[Growl]
It'll change you
back again.
Why, you
ungrateful wabbit!
Such ingratitude,
you scoundrel.
I got a notion to wing
a tar out of you,
You-- You-- You--
Ah! Ha ha ha ha...
[growls]
Help! Get away,
you big, bad, old bear!
Cut it out. Let me alone.
Don't you chase me.
Get out of here. Go on.
Help! Ooh!
Get away from me, you--
[Crash]
[Whispers]
hey, doc. Play dead,
And he won't hurt you.
[Growls]
[Sniffs]
[Roars]
[Sniffs]
[Growls]
[Growling]
[Grr...]