Hare Do (1949) - full transcript
Elmer chases Bugs out of the woods, into the city, into a theatre.
A-Hunting I will go
A-Hunting I will go
Army surplus. Ha ha ha ha!
A-Hunting I will go
To catch
a long-Eared rabbit
[Beeping morse code]
Uh-Oh. I got somethin'.
[Tuning in]
[Drum cadence playing]
Hmm. Caterpillar.
That's him.
That's that
carrot-Chering rascal.
Bugs, on speaker: You're
gettin' warmer, doc.
Warmer.
Warmer!
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
You're gettin' colder.
Nah, colder.
That's it! Now
you're gettin' warmer.
Warmer! Ah,
you're red hot, doc!
[Crash]
Eh...
What's up, doc?
Heh heh heh heh!
What a knucklehead.
You gotta get up
early in the morning
To outsmart this rabbit.
I got up
at quarter of 5:00.
Ha ha ha ha.
Boing!
Eh, pardon me.
Uh, pardon me.
Excuse me.
Uh, pardon me.
Pardon me.
Uh, excuse me.
I beg your pardon.
Pardon me.
[Hic]
Eh, pardon me. I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Uh, pardon me.
Uh, beg your pardon.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
[Reading sign]
Hmm.
Pardon me. Uh, pardon.
Uh, excuse me.
I beg your pardon.
Pardon me. Pardon me.
Uh, excuse me.
Pardon me.
Yipe.
[Aooga]
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I beg your pardon.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
Pardon me. Pardon me.
Pardon me. Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Oh, no, you don't!
I'm gettin' sick
and tired of this!
Take that! And that!
And that!
Help! Usher!
Usher!
This man's
annoying me!
All right,
you masher.
- Out ya go!
- But I--
Ooh! I'll get
that rabbit
If it's
the wast thing I do!
Well, now maybe
I can settle down
And enjoy this picture
in peace.
Uh, pardon me, madam,
But may I trouble you
to remove your chap-Eau?
Eee! You!
Do you have a message
for Mr. Fudd?
Ooh, you
tweachewous twickster!
Usher!
Usher!
Eh heh heh heh heh!
I have more fun
than people.
You know that zany's
never gonna catch me.
On the contrary,
Mr. Rabbit.
Tickets, please.
Oh, uh,
here you are.
Right this way, sir.
[Footsteps echoing]
Watch your step,
please.
Gracious. We're going
awfully far down front.
Sorry, sir. All seats
are down front.
But I can't see
very well down front.
[Splashing through water]
Sorry, sir,
watch your step, please.
My gracious.
How much further
do we have to go?
Not much further, sir.
Ah, here we are.
Here's your seat, sir.
It's awfully dark.
I can't see a thing.
[Fanfare]
Ladies and gentlemen,
My partner and I
are about to perform
The most daring feat
ever to be witnessed
On any stage.
I still can't see
a thing.
Precariously balanced
astride the unicycle,
My partner will attempt
To ride the tightwire
from yon dizzy heights
Down to the stage
And into the gaping jaws
Of this ferocious,
man-Eating lion.
Oh, boy.
This oughta be good.
I wish I could see it.
[Drum roll]
[Fanfare]
Elmer: [echoing] gee,
I wonder if he made it.
Eh, yep, he made it.
A-Hunting I will go
Army surplus. Ha ha ha ha!
A-Hunting I will go
To catch
a long-Eared rabbit
[Beeping morse code]
Uh-Oh. I got somethin'.
[Tuning in]
[Drum cadence playing]
Hmm. Caterpillar.
That's him.
That's that
carrot-Chering rascal.
Bugs, on speaker: You're
gettin' warmer, doc.
Warmer.
Warmer!
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
You're gettin' colder.
Nah, colder.
That's it! Now
you're gettin' warmer.
Warmer! Ah,
you're red hot, doc!
[Crash]
Eh...
What's up, doc?
Heh heh heh heh!
What a knucklehead.
You gotta get up
early in the morning
To outsmart this rabbit.
I got up
at quarter of 5:00.
Ha ha ha ha.
Boing!
Eh, pardon me.
Uh, pardon me.
Excuse me.
Uh, pardon me.
Pardon me.
Uh, excuse me.
I beg your pardon.
Pardon me.
[Hic]
Eh, pardon me. I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Uh, pardon me.
Uh, beg your pardon.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
[Reading sign]
Hmm.
Pardon me. Uh, pardon.
Uh, excuse me.
I beg your pardon.
Pardon me. Pardon me.
Uh, excuse me.
Pardon me.
Yipe.
[Aooga]
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I beg your pardon.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
Pardon me. Pardon me.
Pardon me. Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Oh, no, you don't!
I'm gettin' sick
and tired of this!
Take that! And that!
And that!
Help! Usher!
Usher!
This man's
annoying me!
All right,
you masher.
- Out ya go!
- But I--
Ooh! I'll get
that rabbit
If it's
the wast thing I do!
Well, now maybe
I can settle down
And enjoy this picture
in peace.
Uh, pardon me, madam,
But may I trouble you
to remove your chap-Eau?
Eee! You!
Do you have a message
for Mr. Fudd?
Ooh, you
tweachewous twickster!
Usher!
Usher!
Eh heh heh heh heh!
I have more fun
than people.
You know that zany's
never gonna catch me.
On the contrary,
Mr. Rabbit.
Tickets, please.
Oh, uh,
here you are.
Right this way, sir.
[Footsteps echoing]
Watch your step,
please.
Gracious. We're going
awfully far down front.
Sorry, sir. All seats
are down front.
But I can't see
very well down front.
[Splashing through water]
Sorry, sir,
watch your step, please.
My gracious.
How much further
do we have to go?
Not much further, sir.
Ah, here we are.
Here's your seat, sir.
It's awfully dark.
I can't see a thing.
[Fanfare]
Ladies and gentlemen,
My partner and I
are about to perform
The most daring feat
ever to be witnessed
On any stage.
I still can't see
a thing.
Precariously balanced
astride the unicycle,
My partner will attempt
To ride the tightwire
from yon dizzy heights
Down to the stage
And into the gaping jaws
Of this ferocious,
man-Eating lion.
Oh, boy.
This oughta be good.
I wish I could see it.
[Drum roll]
[Fanfare]
Elmer: [echoing] gee,
I wonder if he made it.
Eh, yep, he made it.