Hard Way: The Action Musical (2017) - full transcript

There is no love left in this world.

No honesty. No justice.

People who do good, who follow their hearts,
get punished.

While others, who have no heart at all,
get away with anything.

And that's because of people like you.

We are the "Children".

And today we'll make this world ...

... a better place.

Delta Five for Alpha One,
we need backup!

Now! Goddamnit, where are you, Robin?

We'll be on site in three.
Hold your position.



Jake. Don't make a move.

Woah! Yeah, OK! Copy that!

Jake.

We need to talk.

What, now? Really?
We're kind of in a situation here, buddy.

I know. That's exactly why.
Because later on we might be dead.

It's now or never.

What are you talking about?

We're best friends, you know that.

I'm just gonna say it.

Jake.

I ... I lo ...

This is ... er ...

You know what?



Fuck backup, right?

One more step and I will ...

Come on.
Let's get you outta here.

Zach?
We're done here, I got him.

Come on, Zach!
Let's get outta ...

Give me the senator.

No!

Zach! No!

Give me the senator.

Please. Please don't make me do this.

Zach!

You know I can't give him up.

Fuck!

I'm sorry.

Jake.

Jake is gone.

It's just you and me now.

Who are you?

I'm "The Mother"

Four, three - Team Blue in position -
two, one, go!

Jake.

What?

We're gonna get "The Mother" today.
I promise.

But we gotta look out for each other.
We're a team. OK?

Sure, Robin. Anything else?

'Cause, you know, "The Mother",
she killed Zach and ...

♪ ... now it's time ... ♪

♪ ... to kill her back ♪

Hey!

♪ Keep in line!
Realign with the others ♪

♪ Why don't you catch up instead? ♪

♪ I don't know if you know
what you're doing ♪

♪ I know I'll do what it takes ♪

♪ And that is exactly why
I won't leave you out of sight ♪

♪ You should know that I know
what I'm doing ♪

♪ Let me fucking make this right ♪

♪ Let's go in ♪

Let's go!
- No!

♪ Let's go in ♪

OK. Let's go.

♪ Let's go in
- Let's go and find "The Mother" ♪

♪ Let's go in
- Let's fucking make this right ♪

♪ Let's go in
- Let's seek, find and destroy her ♪

♪ Let's go in
- It's time to make this right ♪

♪ Clear ♪

♪ Clear
Clear ♪

♪ Clear
- Everything is clear ♪

Not here.

How many?

Just two.

♪ Let's go in
- Nobody can stop us ♪

♪ Let's go in
- Nobody stops us now ♪

♪ Let's go in,
let's get them motherfuckers ♪

♪ No we won't
- Find another way! ♪

You got it.

♪ What's the point?
Let's take out them two suckers ♪

♪ But it's not your call to make ♪

♪ Sure. Play the boss,
but please let me tell you ♪

♪ There is no other way ♪

Except that there is.

Tyler, will you stop interrupting me
when I'm singing!

Well done, Tyler. You're on.

Listen up, bitches!
I'm Tyler!

♪ Do you wanna know
how I know what to do? ♪

♪ Mh, how do I put this?
Yeah, I'm smarter than you ♪

♪ Like Neo I can see you
I'm a one, you're a zero ♪

♪ With my "C" to the "P" to the "U"
I'm gonna beat ya ♪

♪ May I introduce myself?
I am your only hope ♪

♪ I'm Tyler, the computer god,
my knowledge is your dope ♪

♪ And if you wanna know
what I've got to say ♪

♪ All you gotta do is
say my name ♪

♪ Tyler ♪

♪ Go smack my bits up
- Oh, Tyler ♪

♪ Suck my data
'till it hits ya ♪

♪ Go smack my bits up ♪

Tyler!
- ♪ My RAM is never gonna fit ya ♪

No, Tyler, stop it.
Just tell us what you got.

Sure. OK. The point is ...

The fastest way to "The Mother"
is this way.

But the safest way
is this way.

Are you fucking kidding me?

♪ We're gonna go to the garbage chute
come on everybody ... ♪

What?
Did I interrupt your singing?

Fuck you!

What the fuck, Jake!

I'm your captain.
And this is my mission.

You follow my lead.
Is that clear?

As captain you gotta start
making the tough calls.

Is that clear?

Well?
What's it gonna be, captain?

Move.
Everybody move!

Tyler!

Tyler!

♪ You're the slaves of the system
you love to be controlled ♪

♪ You're the bitches of your bosses
only do what you're told ♪

♪ You're trying to make a living
by playing by the rules ♪

♪ But that ain't no fucking living
and there ain't no fucking rules ♪

♪ You're no directors but actors
you're playing your parts ♪

♪ You follow your leaders
instead of your hearts ♪

♪ We want a new order
an order without you ♪

♪ We'll kill all your idols
and fuck away your rules ♪

♪ Fools ♪

♪ Are you ready for extinction? ♪

♪ Fools ♪

♪ There's nothing left to defend ♪

♪ Fools ♪

♪ This is the age of "The Children" ♪

♪ Fools ♪

♪ This is the age of your end ♪

What are you doing?

I'm taking care of this.

Jake!

Fuck!

♪ Fools ♪

♪ Are you ready for extinction?
- Fools! ♪

♪ There's nothing left to defend ♪

♪ Fools
This is the age of "The Children" ♪

♪ Fools ♪

This is the age of your end.

Stop! We're not killing them
while they're singing and dancing!

You know that!

♪ All you got
is not a lot ♪

♪ Nothing we haven't seen ♪

♪ Your childish war ♪

♪ Been done before ♪

♪ Just give up ♪

♪ You won't ever change the world ♪

♪ You can take us by the word ♪

♪ You won't ever change the world ♪

♪ This is something you just can't ♪

'Cause this is the age
of your end.

You're welcome.

Everybody fine?

No, I'm not!

Do you have any idea
how much these cost?

This was a custom-built model.
I fucking designed them myself!

and now they're useless.

OK, they're still working.

but that doesn't give you
a right to ... Jake!

No. Tyler! No, no, no, no, no! No!

♪ Tyler, oooh, Tyler ♪

♪ Go smack my bits up ♪

♪ Tyler, oooh, Tyler ♪

♪ My RAM is never gon ...
gonna ... fit ... ♪

♪ You know why
he had to die? ♪

People die in every war.

♪ Tell me why
he had to die ♪

He knew what he signed up for!

♪ Tyler's dead 'cause you couldn't wait
to avenge your best friend's death ♪

No. No!

♪ That's why Tyler's dead ♪

It's not my fault.
- ♪ It's your fault ... ♪

♪ ... Tyler's dead ♪

What? Speak up, Simon!

♪ "The Mother" is trying
to flee with a chopper ♪

♪ Could be gone any minute now ♪

♪ "The Mother" is here
I see her right now ♪

♪ Hurry up
to the roof right now ♪

Oh my God. I killed them.

I fucking killed them.

Yeah. I'm afraid you did, Simon.

Please, don't.
I did what you told me to do.

I did.

And now
you're gonna pay for it.

Something's wrong.

What is it?

I don't know. Simon just rhymed
"right now" with "right now".

So what?

That's such a poor rhyme.

Same words.
Is that even a rhyme?

Tyler would have known.

You're the captain, Robin.
It's your call.

Right.

Let's check the roof.
But everybody be careful.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Don´t worry,
I got your back.

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Fuck!

Jake!
- Simon!

Where's the fucking chopper?

I got you! I got you!

Guys! The door! Cover me!

No, no, no, no, no!

Fuck!

Jake!

Don't! Stay down!

I ain't got time to bleed.

Right.

Alpha One for B.E.A.T. team leader.

We need backup! I repeat:
We need backup on the roof! Now!

Alpha One! You're there?!

We ain't getting any backup, ya'll.

It's a trap.
This whole mission is a trap.

Fuck!

What's our next move, Robin?

It doesn't matter!
They know every move we make.

Every step we take.

Jake!

What would you do?

I would go out there all at once
from two sides ...

... so he's gonna be confused.
And then ...

... then we're gonna end this fucker.

As a team.

Good.

So. We're gonna do this?

No.

We're doing the exact opposite.

Hi Emily.
Nice to meet you.

I know you wanna kill us.

But before you do,
I need you to listen to me.

OK? Just listen to me.

Please.

♪ How many tears
will we cry? ♪

♪ How many deaths
will we die? ♪

♪ Before you find out ... ♪

♪ ... What it's about ... ♪

♪ ... What your heart truly feels? ♪

What are you doing?

♪ How many lifes
will we take? ♪

♪ How many chances
will fade? ♪

♪ Before you find out, that ... ♪

♪ ... this is about ♪

♪ All about Emily? ♪

OK. That didn't work.
How about we're trying my way?

Emily.

Oh, Emily.

I miss you.

♪ Trust me, sing with me,
sing for your Emily ♪

Robin, are you out of
your fucking mind?!

♪ Trust me
and finally ♪

♪ Finally you'll be free ♪

♪ Finally you'll be free ♪

♪ For Emily you will free yourself
from all that hate and be free ♪

♪ Finally you'll be free ♪

♪ You are free now ♪

♪ Finally you'll be free ♪

♪ For Emily you will free yourself
from all that hate and be free ♪

♪ I'm free, Emily!
I love you, baby girl! ♪

♪ From the bottom of my heart
I don't wanna kill anymore! I just wanna ... ♪

Thank you.

Great job.

Gotta admit it, Robin:
Well played.

What, am I missing something here?
You distracted him and I took the shot, right?

He was singing, Jake.
- So?

You don't shoot somebody
who's singing or dancing.

Everybody knows that,
even "The Children" know that.

But you don't.

You just
don't give a fuck.

For anything.
For anyone.

You don't care for Tyler,
for Simon, for Thomas.

You don't care for me.

But you know what?

I love you.

And honestly I hate myself
for it.

Because I don't wanna love somebody
who is heartless like you.

Wait.

You love me?

No! No, no, no! Robin! No!

No! Come on! Goddamnit!

Hey, hey, it´s good.

It's OK.
I ain't got time to bleed.

No, no, no, please ...
Come on, come ...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Let's end this.

Wait.

I got a better idea.

Let's take the short cut.

Are we gonna dance now?

Oh.

Man. I just love
blowing shit up.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

How the hell did you know,
what they´re gonna say?

Well.

There's a grenade
for everything, ain't there?

What if they asked
something different like ...

... "What time is it?"

Well that's a stupid question, ain't it?

Why would somebody ask
what time it is, huh? Why?

You said,
there's a grenade for everything.

Oh, there is.

Pure genius.

Nah, just prepared.

Still. Prepared for shit like this?

I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret ...

Someone's watching us.

Randy!

Randy! Come on!

Oh God, Randy. No ...

Jake?

Promise me something.

Anything, buddy, anything.

Kill all the "Children" for me.

What?

That sounds so wrong, but
yeah, I will.

There's no one left to kill,
I'm afraid.

It's only you and me now.

Where are you?

Wrong question.
Jake.

It should be: ...

... "Who are you?"

Zach?

What happened to you, Zach?

I became who I am.
Who I've always been.

You became "The Mother"?

That's right, Jake.

The old mother died
shortly after we met, so I took over.

I wanted them to
call me "The Father" ...

... but that doesn't really
work in a matriarchy.

But why, Zach? Why?
I don't understand!

Because of you, Jake!
It's all because of you.

You hurt me.

And now I'm gonna hurt you back.

Come on, Zach.
Let's just talk about it. OK?

Talk? Now you wanna talk?

Last time I wanted to talk
you got me killed. Remember?

Zach, there was nothing I could have done.
I didn't wanna leave you!

Yet you did.

You left me to die, ...

... just because you didn't wanna hear
what I had to say to you.

You'd rather betray me
than face me.

That's so
fucking sad.

You obviously have no heart.

And nobody without a heart ...

... should live.

Oh, come on.
What a fucking cliché.

That's not possible.

What are you doing?!
- I don't care anymore!

You can kill me.

But before you do it, I want you to know
that you were right about everything.

Except that I ...

Except that you what, Jake?!

Except I didn't betray you!

I betrayed myself!

And I know that now.

♪ I don't wanna lie no more ♪

♪ I don't wanna pretend ♪

♪ I just wanna let you know ... ♪

♪ ... that you're my only friend ♪

♪ You're just tryin' to safe
your fucking life ♪

♪ This is just another
fucking lie ♪

♪ You are just too scared
to fucking die ♪

No, no, no, I'm singing this
because I ...

Stop!

♪ Now I know exactly
what you'll do ♪

♪ But singing won't stop me
from killing you ♪

♪ Why should I care
about the rules? ♪

Because you're so much
better than that!

You're
better than me!

♪ I have never been myself ♪

♪ I have been too scared ♪

♪ To admit to what I feel ♪

♪ What I've always felt ♪

♪ But I don't wanna
die before... ♪

♪ ... you know, that I love ... ♪

♪ Don't you dare
to sing these words ♪

♪ They mean nothing to me ♪

♪ But if I
don't sing these words ♪

♪ I will never be free
'cause ... ♪

♪ ... I need you ♪

This can't be true.

♪ You feel it, too? ♪

♪ Yes, I do ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ love ♪

♪ you ♪