Hard Rock Zombies (1985) - full transcript

♪ I wanna hold your hand... ♪

- Well, come on!

Put your hands together!

♪ I met a girl
just the other night. ♪

♪ She looks a bit old and tells me
she'd want some time. ♪

♪I didn't know exactly
what to do... ♪

♪Before before before
I made my move. ♪

♪I said:
"My car is parked right outside. ♪

♪Let's try it on
and baby go for a ride." ♪

♪Well she said: "No no,
not quite yet. ♪

♪Listen to me,
cause I'm so upset." ♪



♪"I wanna love
but I can't unwind. ♪

♪I'm in a hurry
but I'm out of time. ♪

♪Oh won't you, mister,
please tell me, what to do?" ♪

♪I said: ♪

♪ "Shake! Shake! ♪
♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake! Shake! ♪
♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪Shake! Shake! ♪

♪Shake it out, babe! ♪
♪ Tonight! ♪

♪ You gotta... ♪

♪ Shake! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪



♪ Shake it out, babe! ♪
♪ Tonight! ♪

♪ Whoah! ♪

♪ Pulled me back:
"It's time to get much head." ♪

♪ So she tells:
"I'd like a quicker fare." ♪

♪ I said: "Baby, no,
you've got me all wrong. ♪

♪ I just wanted you
to go along. ♪

♪ I wanna get you
out of your mood. ♪

♪ Well, life's too short
for you to sit, it's true. ♪

♪ And then I won't have to
break your heart. ♪

♪ Cause you look pretty, baby,
but you're smart." ♪

♪ "I'm going crazy and
I don't know why... ♪

♪ My head is splitting
and I'm ready to cry! ♪

♪ Won't you, mister,
please, tell me, what to do?" ♪

♪ I said: ♪

♪ "Shake! Shake! ♪
♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake shake-- ♪

- You know, this ain't music.

- Sounds kinda like shit.

- Poo?

- What?

- No, John,
it's shit!

♪ Shake shake! ♪
♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, babe! ♪
♪ Tonight! ♪

♪ Oh, come on! ♪

♪ And she said: ♪

♪ "I wanna love
but I can't unwind. ♪

♪ I'm in a hurry,
but I'm out of time. ♪

♪ Won't you, mister, ♪

♪ please tell me,
what to do?" ♪

♪ You gotta... ♪

♪ Shake! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, babe! ♪
♪ Tonight...♪

- Do we really want the...

children of Grand Guignol listening
to this kind of garbage?

- Noop.

- No.

- Noop.

♪ Shake! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, babe! ♪
♪ Tonight! ♪

♪ You gotta... ♪

♪ Shake! SHAKE! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake! SHAKE! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, baby! ♪

♪ Shake! SHAKE! ♪
♪ Shake! ♪

♪ Shake it out, babe! ♪
♪ Tonight! ♪

Well alright!

Now!

Yeah!

- Jessie...
I need photos.

You know - girls screaming,
climbing all over you.

Don Matson is Columbia Records, man!

He wants to see those kids insane.

- Listen, man,
we are musicians,

you know, not
daycamp counselors.

- Now, look it...

I've busted my ass a year for this!

In three months you'll be national.

No more shit towns
and shit bands.

Come on, man!

I need those photos
and I need them tonight.

So you get your butts out there!

- Forget it.

- Suit yourself.

Okay, girls...

Come on in!

Let's go.

Oh, don't fall in love
with these hunks there, chicks.

- We're famous!

- Yay!
You're totally gross.

- Beautiful!
- Where?

- Oh yeah, right there!

Put the 'O' in the middle!

- Oh, my goodness!
- Beautiful, beautiful!

- Alright,
what am I supposed to do?

- Jessie, sign those luscious
nubile tender under-age tits, man!

- Right.

- Don't dot the 'i' too hard...

One time for you.

Two inches is far enough away.

Alright, what's your name?

Donnie, you're a fixer!

Picture, Ron,

there's enough room here for
the Gettysburg Address.

- How much, sweetie?
- Yeah-ha!

- Hey,
you know, girls...

Soon, I'm gonna be a mormon
and you'll all be my wives.

- That's it, freeze!

Good, good, okay.

One more.
Jessie, just one more.

- That's enough!
- Come on, one more...

I said 'hi'.

- Hello.

- Wanna come in,
meet the band?

Autograph?

Strange kid...

- Tomorrow night you're supposed
to play at Grand Guignol.

- You'll be there, little girl?

- Don't come.

- Why not?

- They don't want you.

- Who don't?

- Just don't come.

My father...

- Jessie, it's time for juggs to get wet...
- ...T-shirt contest!

The winner gets in your pants, man.

Ha ha ha ha!
- Wait a minute.

Morte ascendere, Amen.

Ominus ascendere, Amen.

Morte ascendere, Amen.

Signes ascendere, Amen.

Ominus ascendere, Amen.

Morte ascendere, Amen.

Signes ascendere--
- Sounds pretty weird.

What is it?

- Got it from a book.

- A who?

- A book!
You know?

Boooook?

- Shit.

- Said, in the middle ages they
used its music to raise the dead.

- Raise the dead?

What for?

- Probably to mop your floors...

Or uh, paint your house,

...fuck your wife?

Ominus ascendere, Amen.

- Shit!

How many times I gotta
kill that sucker?

- Well, if I'm not mistaken,

...it looks like this music might
be bringing it back to life.

- Then quit!

- Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron...

Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron!

Oh! Geez Louise!
Pull over!

- Auuuuuu!

Mama!

Lord, have mercy!

- You live around here?

- Not far.

- Last night, some other girl
told us to stay out of here.

- Strange town...
Strange little girls.

- Strange big girls!

- Maybe...

- Why'd she want us to stay out?

- Can't imagine.

- Is this town kinda weird,
or something?

- Nothing weird here...

Turn right!

- What for?

- Home.

Might as well stay with us.
Beats the motel.

- Well, I don't know...

- Oh, come on, Ron!

- Yeah, it's free.
She's a fine mama!

- Okay...

- Hey, can I give you a hand?
- Yeah, sure, thanks a lot!

- Bobby!

Jesus!

- Enchanted.
- What's that?

- It's only a toy, look.

- Mickey?
Mickey!

Now, what did I tell you,

about keeping your
toys in your room, hmm?

- I... don't wanna
be impolite, but...

What's that screaming?

- It's just my mother's
primal scream therapy...

Quiet, mama!
Guests!

You see? We're very
accomodating to our guests.

Won't you come in and
make yourself at home?

- Real damn peaceful
out here in the country...

- Make all the hands
one hand.

♪ I'm upset!
It don't come easy. ♪

♪ And if it does,
it takes through faith. ♪

♪ You gotta try,
and keep believing. ♪

♪ What a feeling,
Let results amaze! ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

♪ With every dawn,
there's a new tomorrow. ♪

♪ It's a kinda fate
to feel this way. ♪

♪ Even though
it don't come easy, ♪

♪ It's a chance
to get a break. ♪

♪ You take your time, ♪

♪you may help the others. ♪

♪ With every challenge,
every day. ♪

♪ Don't be shy! ♪

♪ Just give a try! ♪

♪ When you make your day... ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

♪ Well, take your shot! ♪

♪ You may help the others. ♪

♪ With every challenge,
every day. ♪

♪ Don't be shy! ♪

♪ Just give a try! ♪

♪ When you make your day... ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

- Okay.
- Come on, Ron, take it!

- Everybody, hold still.

- Hey, girl!
Wait a second.

- Hi, daddy...
- What are you up to?

- Nothing!
- No...?

You best not be part of
that nonsense out there.

- No, sir.

- Hi.

- Get home.

- How you doing?

- Get the fuck out of town,
you little pecker!

- Umm... Well, we
can't do that, sir,

...we've got a real
big concert tomorrow.

- You got shit tomorrow, sonny.

- The girl's father is a real mother...

- Hello.

- You boys on this here...
vehicle?

- Yes, sir.

- All of you?

- Yes, sir.

- That's trouble!

Ain't it, Ed?

- Right, Ted.

What do you think, Red?

- Trouble, Ed.

- Right, Red.

- You don't... seem to understand.

Uh, you can't do this to us.
You see...

Tomorrow,
Don Matson is coming here.

We've got to do this concert!

- Good luck!

Bye bye.

- Wait a minute...
Please.

You son of a bitch!

Damn it!
- Come on, man.

- Oh.
- Take it easy.

What's the matter in jail?

- Yeah, but what if it's too nice?

There's no concert!

Look, we've got two shows,
one at 6 and one at 9,

Matson could be at either one.

And if we're not there,
I'll never get him back!

- Would you cool it!

- Hey, there'll be a show...

I can feel it.

Our stuff is gonna
shake this town apart.

Something will work out.

- Yeah, sure...
- For whom?

- The only way you're gonna miss
that concert is if you're dead, okay?

- Even dead, man,
something will work out...

Boom boom boom boom...

Let me love you one time,
let me love you twice,

Let me love you three times,
four times, nice.

Five, five, six times and a--

- Hey! Oh?

What we got?

- We're happening now.

- Hey...

Well, well...
Okay.

"I don't know how
much you need for bail,

...but here's everything
I could find to help you."

- How much?

- 37 dollars and 6 cents...

- Alright!

Who from, Santa Claus?

- Hey, girl.

Thanks!
- I tried to warn you...

- Come here.

I'm so in love,
but you're so young.

When you touch my hand...

does that mean we're in love?

That's better.

You're neat!

- No, I'm not.

- Yeah, you are.

- Mkm.

- Yeah, you are...

- Mkm.

- You come with me,
right now!

- I'm just--

- You're just nothing.
Come on!

- Oh, Scheiße!

Amazing.

You're 95 years old and
you can still do it.

It's der vitamins...

Spirulina,

Zinc, und Lecithin.

Brown Shark Bladder,
mein Mixture!

Wollen du mache it again?

Oh!
Was?

Was ist das!

Mein Gott...

Da Grandchildren!

Aus! Aus!

- Can't we watch, please?

- Watch you own grandpa
und grandmama,

...geschlecht Gefuchen machen?!

Shame! Shame!

- What's wrong for they watsch?

- Oh?

Bad enough,
you let our children watsch...

You... Now der grandchildren too?

- Oh, please, grampa?

- So cute:)

Who can say nein?

Alright, you can watch...

But don't touch!

- Thanks.

- My pleasure.

- Yeah. Why?

- You arouse in me certain...
appetites.

- I can believe that.

Hey, señor Comandant!

You're coming to the
show tomorrow night?

The loud show?

The loud music show!

Rock and roll?

- No show, boy.

When I get through with you,

you're gonna wish you
were somewhere else.

- See you at the show, Mr. Dylan.

- No show.
Guaranteed!

- How are you stopping it?

- There's ways...

You guys, you go back to the farm!
I've got business at the council, right?

- Hi.

Your old man around?

Are you okay?

Here.
Our friend bailed us out.

- She's not your friend.

- She got us out.

- She's...

- Yeah?

...What?

You're weird, you know?

- Come on, Jessie!

- Look,

I gotta go.

But you take this, okay?

Come on.

Take it.

Hey, girl.

You got a name?

You wanna tell me what it is?

Listen.

I thought about you all day.

I wrote a song about you...

The least you can do is
tell me your name.

I need it for the song...

Tell.

Cassie.

- Bass.

Good!
Good good good!

Easy, Buckey...

Drum.

Drum.

Drrrummm.

You're getting worse with age.

- You seen that guy with the UGLY
smeared all over his face?

I swear, I've seen that
guy in a movie one time.

He went around, killing
neighborhood dogs with his teeth.

And that guy with the axe...?

His head spins all the way around,
I know it.

- Creepy!
- Creepy?

We're gonna get
murdered in our beds.

There's probably a lady
around here with knives,

some guy with a chainsaw.

- Mellow out!
- Mellow out...?

Let's see how mellow you are,

when you find you're slashed
to death in some shower.

- So the place is a bit weird?

But not that girl.

God!

I can't wait to get my
hands all over her.

- Well, what about him?

- Spooks the shit out of me.

Looks like he munches babies.

Babies and rock'n'roll singers.

Wonder how long
he's been dead?

- One, two, three...

♪ I'm so in love,
but you're so young. ♪

♪ When you touch my hand, ♪

♪ Does that mean we're in love? ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ For you, it's new, ♪

♪ There's so much
I've been through. ♪

♪ But I can't hold back, ♪

♪ the feeling of wanting you. ♪

♪ Whoa, Cassie! ♪

♪ Won't you tell me
what to do? ♪

♪ I want to spend my life
in love with you. ♪

♪ Whoa, Cassie! ♪

♪ You're a dream-- ♪

Mm. Those verdammt--

- Thank God, you're saved.

We really feel bad about this.

Oh, we're really sorry...
Our electrical system is really old.

Christian, we must have it fixed
before somebody gets hurt.

- This emergency meeting of the
Grand Guignol town council,

is called to order.

Bless us, oh Lord,

and show the council thy
eternal civic wisdom.

- Amen.
- Amen!

- P-p-point of order, Mr. Chair?

- Yes, Mr. Junior Councilman?

- Ac-c-c-cording to the town charter,

emergen-c-c-cy sessions are all--

- Uh, what was the information, Mr. Chair?

- Yes, Mr. Senior Councilman?

- Now is this an emergency 'meeting'
or an emergency 'session'?

- Well, uh...

- Because you refered
to it as a 'meeting',

yet the good councilman to my left
here called it a 'session'.

And, now which is it?

- Excellent point, Mr. Senior Councilman.

Council will vote!

All those in favor of 'meeting', signify.

- Aye!

- Uh, 'session', signify?

- Aye!

- One to one, Mr. Senior Councilman.

Not voting?

- I have no opinion, Mr. Chair.

- P-p-point of order, Mr. Chair?

- Yes, Mr. Junior Councilman?

- C-c-chair may vote
o-o-only t-t-to break a tie.

All d-d... all due-due respect.

Since Mr. Senior Councilman
has n-n-no opinon--

- At this time,
Mr. Junior Councilman.

No opinion, at this point in time....

- T-t-t-then-then then
the vote is o-one to naught.

Which, in no ways
can be c-considered a tie.

Therefore, this is a 'meeting'.

O-o-or a 'session'...
I forgot how I voted.

- 'Meeting'.

- S-s-s-so be it!

Now, to return to my
p-p-p-point of order,

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-

w-what... what was it?

- What was what?

- U-u-u-u-u-u-uh, m-m-m-m-my
point of o-o-order.

- Well how the hell do I know?

- Ts-t-t-t-t-then-then-then,
in that case,

I will, I will
w-w-withdraw it.

- Good.

- We have before the council
a proposal,

for an addition,

to statute 6-9-6-9.

To the effect,

that rock and roll music should fall
under existing town bans against:

Gypsies,

- Yeah, right on!

- Circuses with lude shows,

- Yeah, yeah.

- Door-to-door sales,

Uh, in-dant... inna...

intimate devices,

and stage plays,

That depict... unnatural acts,
or,

...call into question
American foreign policy.

- True, yeah!
- Yeah.

- The council throws open
the floor for discussion.

Uh, Edna?

- Well...

My 'Readers Digest' says that
these songs have hidden messages!

- Amen.

- Right on.

- Uh, Blanche?

- My 'National Enquirer' says that
musicians cannot play a single note,

unless they
eat drugs first.

- Lou Anne?

- Oh...
boy...

- Well, as y'all all know,
my mama's been very ill,

and in the hospital, but...

she left me a note!

Well, she says that
rock and roll music causes...

...sex!

Adolescent sex...

Premarital sex,
and worst of all...

...physical sex.

- Now,

This is a delicate topic,
so brace up!

I can tell by the ginger way the
boys been practicing lately.

At night, they put on those little earphones,
and behind closed bedroom doors,

unbeknownst to their good parents,

...they turn up the volume!

They close their eyes and visualize...
noncurricular fantasies,

...proceed to self-abuse.

- Self...
What?

- Abuse!

- Self-abuse?

- Yes.

- What's that?

- Yeah!

I remember, yeah.

I used to do that all the time.

Remember, when we got that goat...?

You know, the big goat...?
And you'd push me from behind?

I'd grab--
- Order!

- Bang!

- I will not let this meeting
get out of hand!

- Your glasses...

- Can I please say something?

- No, no!
- Why not?

- Get out of here.
- Get out.

- Council ready to vote?

- Yep.
- Yep.

- All those in favor, signify?

- Aye.
- Aye. - Aye.

Unanimous -
No rock and roll.

No concert tomorrow night.

- Yay!

- Sheriff, see that
that's in--

- Uh, point of order, Mr. Chair?

- Yes?
- Now, this uh,

This uh, proposal we're talking about here
bans more than just concert.

It bans radio rock and roll.

It bans singing it in the street.
In fact, it bans everything.

- No, it doesn't.
- Oh, absolutely.

Uh, right here,
"No rock and roll,

at any time,
in any form...

...under any circumstance whatsoever."
Right there.

- What idiot wrote that?

- Uh, y-y-y-y-y-y-y-
you did, Mr. Chair.

- He did!

- I just advised you,
don't look at me.

- You advised me wrong,
bonehead!

- Too late!

It passed...

- Sheriff, notify the radio station -
no rock and roll.

And round up all the records!

- Hear ye!
Hear ye.

I, the Sheriff...

and Sergeant armed,

to the corporated township
of Grand Guignol,

do hereby order,

...and demand compliance,

...with the law,
to wit,

I want everybody here,

...to go home,

gather up and bring back every filthy
rock and roll record your kids

or anybody else in your family--

- Ah!
- Come on!

Make it happen!
See you around the house,

and I want you to do it now!

Now, move!

- Hey!
- Ah.

- Either you're a whole
new breed of spider...

...or the damn song works.

- I think I love you.

- You are so romantic...

You must go to movies a lot?

- This is just like the movies, huh?

- Yeah.
"Love Story"...

- Mm, maybe "The Devil in Miss Jones"?

- Mm... How about, uh...

"Psycho"?

- Oh, shit!

- Step into my path.

This... is the only room
in the house,

that isn't cursed.

Oh...

I seem to have
dropped my knitting.

- I'll get it for you.

- Bobby!

No!

No!

Get away!

No!

- You need to learn black curse,
watch your ass, holy sh--

I'll take care of that bunch.

- Daddy!
- Move, girl!

- Daddy!
- Get out of here!

Warn them!
Oh!

- Jessie!

Where are you?

- What's wrong, kid?

- I don't want them to hurt you.

- No one's gonna hurt anybody.

- Ah!

- Let's get out of here.

- Come on.
Follow me.

- I keep falling.

- Slow down!

- Jessie!

- Watch your step!

- Just hold on.

- Ah!

Oops.

Baby.

Oh.

Baby...

It hurts!

I can't--

- You go that way.

- No, I don't wanna
go without you.

- He is after me!

If he gets me,
play this!

- What?

- Just do it!
Run.

- Ah!

Ouh!

No.

No!

- Damn this.

You're crazy!

Ugh.
Aaaah!

- Ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

- Good meat is such pleasure.

- Oh, yes, Ma'am.

- Too bad the others
aren't here to enjoy it.

But a nice funeral.
Didn't you think, sir?

I like multiple funerals.
They're so cozy.

So...

...homey.

Don't you agree?

- They were my friends.

- Yes.

Well, all the more reason then.

- The more people
you put into the ground,

...the better for those
who are alive.

Nicht Wahr?

- Sir?

- Don't you agree, Sheriff?

- Yes, sir.

- Oh, mein guten Scheriff.

I am glad
you are here today.

We appreciate how you
and town council support us.

I won!

...and made them outlaw
polluden Rock und Roll music.

Do you know that?

It was well done!

- We know which side our
bread is buttered on...

- You heard the joke about
the travelling salesman, Ja?

- Uh, no, sir.

- He came here!

Young man...

Now you are without work.

Nicht Wahr?

Without a band.

Maybe I have for you
a job.

You would like that?
Ja?

I am needing an unpolluted
ambitious young boy.

Who can organize
and get things done.

Alles things!
Sehen Sie?

- Um, what kind of position?

- Oh boy!
Oh boy!

OH BOY!

- Calm! Papi, calm!

- Calm?

40 years I am waiting,
and you are telling me, calm?

Dummwort!

Schweine brains!

Looken up!
I'm behind in der Mask!

- Oh my God.

- So now...

...now you know!

- Can it really be you?

- You think I shot
myself down in some...

bunker some place?

You think that I am stupid?

- We have satellite hook-up.

Ready, mein Führer!

- Guten Tag.

Achtung!

No more masks!

No more hiding!

No more Mister Nice Guy!

No more waiting!

Today is the day, der Tag!

The third Reich is dead?
The fourth Reich lives!

Juden!

Kill machen! Tot!

Schwanze! Kill machen! Tot!
Alles Schwanze, tot!

Intellectuals, tot!

Amerikanische Schweine, tot!

Tot! Tot!
Alles tot!

We make...

pure.

We make right. We make strong.

Tomorrow!
Today!

Today... California!
Tomorrow... the world!

SIEG HEIL!

Jessie.

I'm going to tell you something...

I've never told anyone else...

before.

When my mama died,

My daddy never cried for her.

I can't figure it out.

Because I'm crying for you...

And I'll never stop crying for you.

I swear it on your ring.

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Ominus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Signus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen.. ♪

Gas them all, damn Jude!

It's the greatest place.
Jude, Heil!

Heil!

- Climb in, der Führer.

- For every day wins
the master race...

We go, Heil!

Heil!

It is the Führer's place:)

Well, how do you like it?

- What is it?

- What is it...
Mein Gott, my boy...

This is the... the...
The height of civilization.

This is the cleansing place.

This...

Der ganze Welt will be
made better by this.

Come here.

Such success.

You see this?
You see this?

This is gas!
GAS!

This is yellow gas!

Yellow gas, it splits the head.
It makes the ears bleed,

und collapses the stomach.

It's golden, this...

This!

This is glue gas.
Blue gas,

that fills the lungs
with puss and urine.

Piss and puss! Piss and puss!

Piss and puss!
Piss and puss!

Piss and--
Was?

Das Schicksale Deutsches Volkes...

und der Nationalsozialistische
Deutsche Arbeitbuttfuckenpartei.

Ist heute zusammengebracht.

Und die Sudetenland!

Roosevelt...

Chamberlain hat mir gesacht,

dass die Sudetenland ist nicht Deutsch.
Ist nicht Deutsch?!

40000 Deutsche...

80000 Deutsche?

100000 Deutsche?!

Die Sudetenland war Deutsch, ist
Deutsch und bleib Deutsch, sieg heil!

Sieg heil!
SIEG HEIL!

Now, admit that you were excited!

Now will you accept
my job offer?

- Christ.

No, let me go!

No! Let me go!

- Stupid Amerikanische youth!

Sounds like they're just all the same.
No ambition!

Pull the plug!

You will be the first
we will eliminate!

Shame, he's a nice boy...

- Oh, God, no!

- I shall be back.

- Jessie!

Jessie.

Oh, my God!

Verdammlich tötlich!

Sie haben ihn getötet.

Das einzig...

Die einzige Mensche auf ganze
der Welt den ich geliebt habe.

Oh, Wotan!

Oh, die Götter im Himmel!

Hilf mir!

Meine Feinde zugrunde zu bringen!

Untermensch!

Und zu töten alle verdamm dich!

Diese Schweine!

Ist untergemacht.

Hilf mir.

Oh, Meine Göthe!

Tötliche... Schweine!

Bolschewisten! Kommunisten!
Sozialisten!

Anarchisten!

Kommunist!

Bolschevik!

Sozialist!

Demokratische Schweine!

Sozialdemokrat!

Was?

Why you nicht tot?

Wotan! Alle die Göthe!

Dualisten...

Schweine!

Sie meine Lieb nehmen!

Juden alles!

Tot! Anarchist!

Tot! Tot!
Tot!

Kapitalist nicht tot?

Damn Amerikanish...

outright Individualist!

Nein! Alles tot! Tot!

Kapitalist! Tot!

Was?

Aaah!

- What?
- It's him again!

- What is it?

Heck!
The father!

Hitler! Nazis!

- Boy, you'd better shut up
if you know what's good for you!

Göring.

I, uh...

I better... I better
check this out myself.

- What!
What is it?

- The band!

Walking dead.

The... The whole town is killing.

- Por que! Muerto es ghouls!

Ghouls!

- Alright, what ghouls?

- What the hell are
you talking about?

No I everything revealing.

From many years,

Adolf Hitler...

Eva Braun...

They making deal with... Truman,
to be coming...

...to saving their miserable lives.

They sneaking here,

and making...

them new identity.

As retired bible salesmen,

from Brooklyn.

Then, wrath of God,
dropping bomb...

on their stinking heads.

Terrible, when...

making them...

G-Ghouls!

- Ghouls?

- Living ghouls!

Ghouls be getting ghouls.

Evil... be getting evil.

Epidemic!

One bite from
ghoul's mouth,

Venom...

making you to be dying.

- What?

- Venom.

Venom!

Open your ears!
Bonehead!

Venom. Like from snake!

You...

You are...

Are all... doomed!

I am...

luckiest one among you.

I am dying.

- But, but how do
they become ghouls?

- How...?

...is very simple.

They just...

They just...

- How do you know all this?

- How?
- Yeah, how?

- Because...

I was the one who...

- Who...?

- I was the one who...

- Who...?

- W-w-w-w-w-woah,

...ok-k-k-kay, come on,
Y-y-y-y-you c-c-c-can do this.

Hang on now!

- No!

Krieg!

- Oh, nice talking to you.

Come on!
Let's go check out the house!

- Will they hurt Jessie?

- Jessie is a big boy.
He can take care of himself.

Besides, he's dead.

♪ Hey, I've got to split. ♪

♪ I've got to go. ♪

♪ When I hear those
voices that call him dead-- ♪

- Now, nobody don't touch
nothing till I get back!

We've got to
get fingerprints!

- Jesus, Ed!

Did you fart?

Aah!

Aah!

Aaaaaaaaah!

- Crummy little town.

- Hey, boys!

Hey!
Matson's here!

Not much of a crowd, eh?

Well, that's showbiz, huh?
Feast or famine...

For me, it's always feast.

Hey, I love your hat,
buddy!

Ooh, you devil...

- Hey, how are you, gorgeous?
It's me.

Me!

Shit.
Yeah, how's everything?

Yeah?
Who's that I hear breathing?

Huh.

Yeah, I'll bet.

Yeah, well just remember what I taught
the Dobermann to bite.

Yeah...

Well, I'm out here in the tulies,
watching some hick group.

Yeah, well, you never know...

Khm.

Yeah?

Are you kidding me?
This town's dead.

Did Paramount call?

Ooh, good!

Good good good
good good, yeah!

How about London?

Yeah well tell them to shit
or get off the pot, will you?

Hey, these guys are good...

Aah.

Yeah, well night, angel!
Keep your legs crossed...

Hey, great make-up,
you guys!

Yeah!

Hey, we'll get somebody
make it more convincing, ah?

Beautiful!

Right...

♪ I'm so in love,
but you're so young. ♪

♪ When you touch my hand, ♪

♪ does that mean
we're in love? ♪

♪ Whoah ♪

♪ For you, it's new. ♪

♪ There's so much
I've been through. ♪

♪ Well I can't hold back, ♪

♪ the feeling of wanting you. ♪

♪ Whoa, Cassie! ♪

♪ Won't you tell me what to do? ♪

♪ I want to spend my life
in love with you. ♪

♪ Whoa, Cassie! ♪

♪ You're a dream
I can't let go. ♪

♪ I know that, when I ride
with what I know. ♪

♪ This time I feel, ♪

♪ this time it's from my heart. ♪

♪ And I pledge you my devotion
from the start. ♪

♪ Whoah ♪

♪ I only hope, ♪

♪ that you will say
'I do'. ♪

♪ And stay with me, ♪

♪ till death do us part. ♪

♪ Whoa, Cassie! ♪

♪ Won't you tell me
what to do? ♪

♪ I want to spend my life, ♪

♪ in love with you. ♪

♪ Whoa, Cassie! ♪

♪ You're a dream
I can't let go. ♪

♪ I knew that, when I'm flying
with what I know. ♪

♪ I've spent so many nights, ♪

♪ alone and out of view. ♪

♪ But it's been
worth the wait, ♪

♪ to fall in love with you. ♪

♪ Whoa, Cassie! ♪

♪ Won't you tell me
what to do? ♪

♪ I want to spend my life ♪

♪ in love with you. ♪

♪ Whoa! Cassie! ♪

♪ You're a dream
I can't let go. ♪

♪ I knew that, when I'm flying
with what I know. ♪

♪ Whe-ee-ee-ee-oh ♪

♪ Cassie... ♪

- Is this the first time for you?

- Yeah?

- Arnold,
are you lying to me?

- A little.

- Well, it's just like
the first time, I swear...

- Arnold,
don't lie to me!

- Yeah, well it's just like
the first time.

- Listen!

- Listen, I made a
commitment here...

...and I gotta tell you,
Arnold, I gotta tell you,

I see you with
another woman,

I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I may lose it.

- No, you'll... You'll never see me
with another woman, never.

- Do you promise me?

- Ever!
Kiss me, nanny.

Kiss me, nanny.

- What!?

- It was a little thing
in the bushes.

- Ah, you scared me so.

- It was so gross.
Oh, my God,

I think my mother has spies.

- Your mother?

- Yes.

You better go check it out.

Here, take this!
He may be armed.

Oh, I don't believe this.

I... do not believe this.

- Aaaaaah!

- Oh my God!

Arnold!

Oh, my God!
Are you okay?

Oh, you poor ba--

You little son of a bitch!

What did you do to Arnold?

No!

No!

Oh, my God...
Oh my God!

Oh,
Arnold!

- This is how Papa teaches me.

Taking care of walking dead,
this is.

- How does it work?

- Is driving stick,

...through heart!

- That's for vampires!

- Vampires?

- You know, there must be
some way to stop these zombies...

- "Some rot as they die.
Others are preserved.

It depends on the music that--"
- Oh, who cares about that!

- Oh, now I see.
"They feed on living flesh..."

- We noticed that!
- Yeah...

Yeah, they...
"They rip off your skin,

while the blood is still
flowing in your veins."

- Well we noticed that too...

- I got it.
Here it is...

"Certain ghouls don't eat heads."

- So?

- Well, uh...

Ghouls hate heads, the way
Satan hates the Church.

You see, ghouls are the antithesis
of intellectual existence,

...which centers within the heads.

In the ghoul,

the brain dissolves
to become their venom--

- So...?
What can we do?

- Yeah, what do we do?

- We use our heads!

♪ When you make your day... ♪

♪ NA! NA! ♪
♪ NA! NA! NAA! ♪

- Yeah, Zelda?
Listen...

Look, would you quit talking
with your mouth full and listen to me?

This is the most incredible
act I've ever seen.

Yeah, I want you
to cancel Brokefield!

Ah!... cancel Paramount too!

Haha!
Cancel London!

Cancel everything!

Cancel my shrink!
I ain't gonna need her this week.

Haha.
Yeah, bye!

We're being lucky...

Money, money...

- Get out of my way, guys.
Come on, move it.

Wait, wait?

Oh!

Shit!

- Anybody in here?

Let me in!
Let me in!

No! No!
Let me in!

I'm alive!

I'm alive!

I'm ALIVE!

- If he can talk,
he's gotta be one of us!

- Yeah, look!
It says here that she's right!

- Let him in!

- Moo!

Moo?

- Moo!

- Moo!

- Urrarghh

- Moo!: (

- Okay, come on.
Help me, will you?

Get down there, hold that.
Hold on!

Okay, good.
Hurry up, will you?

- Oh, mommy!
What did you find?

- Honey, don't complain!
Your father told me,

...if sirloin was more than 6 dollars
a pound, to buy something cheaper.

- Well how much was this?

What?

This!

- Aah!

Oh!

What?

Oh!

Oh!

- What are you doing?

- What?
No!

- Aah!

- Oh, my God!

- We've gotta call the police.

- No! No!

You're not taking that inside!

Mr. Buff is home...

- I have to use your phone!

- No.

- Why not?

- I... I just washed the floor.

- So?

- So?!

It's dripping.

- Oh...

- Ugh.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, well...

Then he can just wait out here.

Okay?
- Yeah.

- I'll be right back.

I don't...
- I know, I'm sorry.

Honey, poor you.
- I know, I really understand...

- Come on,
lets have some coffee, Maria.

- Okay, great.

- So long, Arnold!

- Are we about ready?

Just about.

Okay.

- If the test batch works, well,
make enough for the rest of us, huh?

- Okay.

- This is craziness.

What for are we doing it?

- Ghouls don't like heads.

If we wear these,
they don't attack us.

- So?

- So our brave young men can get
close enough to kill them?

- Aren't killing wools ghouls already dead?

- It's our only hope.

- A waste of good wool.

- Well, we don't actually kill them.
We just walk past them.

You see, ghouls don't like heads,
so they'll let us escape.

- Oh, bullshit,
young stupid!

♪ And she said: ♪

♪ "I wanna love but I can't unwind. ♪

♪ I'm in a hurry
but I'm out of time. ♪

♪ Won't you, mister... ♪

♪ please tell me
what to do? ♪

- Yeah.

Listen...

Bernie.

You get me four Class A contracts
right away, you dig?

Listen, I don't care
if you're in jail!

You're always in jail.

Listen, you're my lawyer, see?

You do this right away...

Or I'm gonna bust
you out of jail,

with the Syndicate
gonna get at you!

Wow!

- Good, good.
Looks good, very good.

Very good.
Nice.

Quick, head on.

- Why aren't you going with us?

I'd prefer that you
coordinate the pilot project,

I'll remain here
in supervisory capacity.

- Okay...

- Argh.

- Urgh.

- Rrarrgh.

- Keep those heads up!

It's working.

- No!

- Get up, you lost your head!

- Get away!

Oh, they're gonna get us!

They're gonna--

Aah!
Aaah!

Fuck! Can they know
it's one of us?

- Urgh!

- Auuuuuh!

- Please!

- Auuuuuh!

- Aah!
No!

- Please!

- Aah!

- Aah!

- It worked!
They're here!

You're safe!
Thank God, you're safe!

I saved you.

The power of the mind!

This is fantastic!

I just can't believe
that it worked. It--

What?

Uh?

Don't BELIEVE everything you READ!

♪ Street Angel! ♪

♪ She's got the
Mark of the Devil. ♪

♪ Street Angel! ♪

♪ But she'll be sending
you straight to Hell. ♪

♪ She's dressed as sad
Satan castrate's dream. ♪

♪ She's never loved,
and is crying like any bitch. ♪

♪ All she does ♪

♪ Well it's a jungle,
kill or be killed! ♪

♪ She's a masquerade bird,
oh baby babe! ♪

♪ He-e-ey! ♪

♪ Street Angel! ♪

♪ She's got the
Mark of the Devil. ♪

♪ Street Angel! ♪

♪ But she'll be sending
you straight to Hell. ♪

- Whoah!

You guys are great!

We're going places!

- Who-oah!

♪ She's a masquerade bird,
oh baby babe! ♪

- Urgh!

♪ He-e-ey! ♪

- Urgh!

♪ Street Angel! ♪

- Argh!

♪ She's got the
Mark of the Devil. ♪

♪ Street Angel! ♪

- Aah!

♪ But she'll be sending
you straight to Hell! ♪

- Uuh!

Haha!

- Aah!

- Aah!

Urgh.

Argh.

- Aaa!

♪ Whoah! ♪

♪ Street Angel! ♪

- Argh.

♪ She's got the
Mark of the Devil. ♪

♪ Street Angel! ♪

♪ But she'll be sending
you straight to Hell. ♪

♪ Angel! ♪

♪ She's got the
Mark of the Devil. ♪

♪ Street Angel! ♪

♪ But she'll be sending
you straight to Hell. ♪

- Sloppy exit, but we'll
work on it, alright?

Great!

- What are we gonna do?

- Werchen.

Jong elai werchen...

- Young alive what?

- Werchen.

Werchen!

- What's that?

- You don't know...

what...

...werchen?

- Virgin?

- Yeah!

Virgin...

Yes.

You take...
young alive virgin,

tying to tree
on top of hill.

Under the moon,
at midnight...

The ghouls...
take her!

- Devour her?

First...

They oomph her!

You understanding
what I mean?

They oomph her!

Then...

They devour her.

Then, they go back to their
graves for 100 years.

So, then it's somebody
else's problem.

No...

That's an old wives tale.

- No...

It happened once
in Los Angeles.

The ghouls returned
to their graves,

after ravishing a virgin
in the moonlight, at midnight.

It's the only way
they have sex!

- Where did they find
a virgin in Los Angeles?

- It was 1890...

So they stay in their
graves, until 1990!

Unless an earthquake
makes it happen sooner...

- God.

This sounds like
a cheap movie!

- This whole day has been
like a cheap movie.

- Only problem is,

how we find...

young alive virgin.

- Don't look at me!

- Then who?

- Hey, you!

What are you
doing with Arnold?

Hey, I'd better never see
the two of you together again!

How could you let a floozy
like that turn your head?

Oh baby...
After all the fun?

Hey!

No! He's mine!
You can't have him!

You can't have him!
NO!

Arnold! No!
My--

Get away from me!

You get away!

You get away!

No!

- Please!

Help!
Let me in!

She's after me.

Help me!

Help me, Ron!

- No.

No... no... no!

Don't you worry.
I'm gonna get help.

The ring...
Give me the ring!

Give it to me.

Cassie, don't you worry!
I'll take care of everything.

- Come on, you guys.
Will you listen to reason?

Come on... Half a million
just to sign, damn it!

Will you say some...!

What's wrong with you guys?!

Listen to me.

I got the greatest
contract in the world.

You're gonna be stars!
Sign with Don, baby...

What's the matter
with you guys?

Listen to me!

Half a million dollars!
Are you crazy?

You don't know what you're
giving away here, buddy.

Don't you drive off!

You drive off,
you're through in this town!

You understand me?

You can't do this to me!

Alright, you turkey!
That's it!

You're cutting your own throat!

You're through in this business,
you're dead!

You're career's buried.
It's over!

I've been in this business too many
years to be ripped to pieces by...

thugs!

Watch the suit, turkey!

Whoah!?

No!

- Mr. Matson?

Oh, wow!

Mr. Matson?

Uh...

Listen... Things have
been a bit delayed.

But um...

I ca...

Oh, what's the use?

I can't con you.

Sir...

The whole band is dead, sir.

But may... Maybe we could still come up
with some kind of deal, you know? I mean...

They, uh...

Forget it.

All my life, I wanted
to be like you, sir.

Ever since I was a kid, I...

You were my idol.

I learned to hustle from you, I...

I learned to... to deal
by reading about you.

Everything I learned from the
business I learned about... from you.

But you know what I learned tonight?

I learned that none
of it means a damn!

Oh...
No offense, sir.

I mean, don't bite my head off, but...

The money...
The... the deals.

The glitter...

It's nothing.

It's trivial.

The real thing...

The only thing...
is to survive.

You know what I'm doing right now?

I'm using everything I learned from you,
just to help one little girl.

Not to make a record or...
or a million bucks.

But just so one little girl could end
this day as alive as she started.

And that's all.

I finally understand that
life is the only thing of value.

Nothing else.

You ever feel that way, sir?

You suck, mister!

I know it and
everybody knows it!

- Leave me alone!

Please, don't!

Let me go!

Please, let me go!

Help me!

Please!

- You guys, I need you.

I need you!

Jessie, listen to me.

Listen to me,
you dead son of a bitch!

They got Cassie...

You guys have gotta help me.

- Please!

Chuck!
You owe me.

How many times was I
the last resort and I was there?

You guys.

Make Jessie listen to me!

I can't just pull it all together
this time. I can't do it alone,

while you guys just fart
around and lay down and die!

- Please, help!

What are you doing?

Don't leave me alone.

- Jessie.

I've got the ring
you have to Cassie.

They've got her, Jess.

They're gonna tie her to...
tie her up and...

and then let all the
ghouls screw her to death.

Is that what you want?

Ghouls, you created,
screwing her to death?

Yes.

Come on.

Yes!

Come on!

Good! One more show!
Come on.

- Argh.

Urgh?

- Argh!

Sieg!

Heil!

Sieg!
Heil.

- Urgh?

- U-u-u-u-urrr-aargh!

- Get away!

Stay away!

Please don't hurt me.

Leave me alone!

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Ominus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Signus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen. ♪

- Argh?

- Urgh?

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Ominus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Signus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen. ♪

- Get away from me!

- It's me.

Come with me.

- Thanks, Ron!

What's going on with Jessie?

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

- Aaah?

Aaaah!

- Urrarrgh!

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen. ♪

- Urgh!

♪ Ominus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Signus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Ominus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Signus ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Morte ascendere, Amen. ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

♪ Aaaaah! ♪
♪ Aaa-aah! ♪

: (

:S

:O

- Aaah!

:-卍

- Come on.

Let's get out of here.

- Go ahead.

I'll be right there.

I meant everything I said, Jessie.

You'll always be the only one.

And I'll come back and
visit you here forever.

I love you.

Can you hear me?

Jessie?

I love you, Jessie.

Forever and ever.

You will never die...