Happily Never After (2022) - full transcript

I can't believe they
reopened that drive-in.

I'm telling you, people
are going to the movies

more often now.

I'm good, Jordan. Thanks.

Somebody has to be responsible
and get us home safely.

Yeah, it's not often
we see you two anymore

since we moved to the
middle of nowhere.

It's a suburb, not
another planet.

In the middle of rush
hour, I don't think

you can tell the difference.

Don't listen to him, Antonia.



It's the perfect neighborhood
to raise a family in.

All thanks to you for
finding this place online.

See, my obsession
with realty websites

has finally come in handy.

Oh, I'm sure being
stuck in the suburbs

with a minivan is the last thing

Jordan expected
when we met, so...

At some point, I'll get
used to the crickets

chirping loudly all night.

At least my kidnapper's
a pretty good cook.

Hey.

I mean loving partner.

Mmhmm.

So when are you guys
joining us married folks



in the burbs?

Well, if I could ever
peel Pete away from work,

we might finally pick a
date and plan our wedding.

I... I'm just trying to
make sure we're not in debt

for the rest of our lives
when we decide to do so.

You know how expensive
weddings are these days?

At this point, I would
do it in the City Hall

with a dog as our witness.

There you go.

Hey, I'm just saying, I
want you to have the best,

because you deserve the best.

- Aw.
- Aw.

Resist as long as you can.

Life's never the same
after you say I do.

Please, Jordan.

You would still be
wearing dirty gym shorts

and drinking flat beer
with your college roommates

if Antonia hadn't had met you.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Drive safe. Text us
when you get home.

I will. Bye.

Yeah.

Everything okay?

Yup, everything's fine.

What's wrong?

Why can't we set a date?

I just... I pictured myself
married to you by now.

It feels weird seeing
our friends settled down

who have been together
for less time than us.

You know I want
that too, but we...

I already told you, I
don't want a huge wedding.

Like I actually want
a small wedding.

You say that now.

But what if you
change your mind?

I appreciate that.

Maybe you don't want
to marry me at all.

You know that's not true.

I don't know that.

February 24th.

You mean it?

Yeah.

Or any other day.
Whichever one you prefer.

I love you. I love
you. I love you.

Morning.

Looks like you're
off to the races.

Morning.

February's less
than a year away.

We should have started
planning months ago.

That's great.

Actually, I've heard of
this really great venue

from one of my bridal
groups and I was hoping

maybe we could
check it out today.

I can't today.

I have a new client, who thinks

he needs more security
than I recommended.

Is somebody after him?

No.

He's a paranoid old rich guy.

And my team takes
good care of him.

But I promise you I
will be as involved with

all this wedding
stuff as I can be.

Okay. We can try
a different day.

Love you, Laura boo.

Bye, peach.

Wait, a free wedding?

Do they make you sign
over your firstborn?

I uploaded our pictures. I
wrote this cute little intro.

"Physical therapist meets
handsome security specialist."

You're insane.

It's worth a shot.

Okay, sure.

All right, let me let you go.

I'm about to walk
into the house.

Bye.

We just won. We're
getting our dream wedding.

Okay.

Peach, you here?

Yes, love. What's up?

All you have to do is say yes.

This sounds like a trap.
What am I agreeing to?

So I entered a
contest and we won.

We won what?

An all-expenses-paid wedding
to be exclusively featured

in Veil magazine and designed by

the Wedding Whisperer.

Think of all the
money we'll save.

And you'll barely have to
do any of the planning.

Come on. I never win anything.

And this way, I'll get
the wedding of my dreams.

Which you said is
your dream too, right?

Right.

So, can we do it?

Yes.

Sounds amazing.

Okay, okay, okay.

I have to go book
our consultation.

Our consultation?

You guys must be
our lucky couple.

I'm Sarah, Faith's assistant.
Let me walk you to her office.

These designs are stunning.

You should see the
pictures from the wedding

we just finished.

Oh my gosh. So cool.

Yeah. Looks good.

And this is Faith.

Laura, so lovely to meet you.
We loved your submission.

Oh my gosh. It's so
lovely to meet you.

I'm a huge fan.

Pete, this is the
Wedding Whisperer.

You can call me, "Faith".

It's less of a mouthful
and frankly, more original.

Hi Faith, I'm Pete.
Nice to meet you.

Pete, nice to meet you, too.

Shall we get started?

Yes, I have so many ideas.

Um, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm
going to have to take this.

It's my clinic. It
might be a patient.

Trust me. I understand
demanding clients.

We'll wait for you
to get started.

Hi Andrew?

Well, this is fun.

I had no idea Laura
entered your contest.

And I had no idea I
spent an entire weekend

with an engaged man.

But I guess it makes sense
now why you ghosted me.

Technically, Laura
and I were on a break

when we hooked up.

It was more than just a hook-up.

But we've fixed our issues and
we've been great ever since.

I can see why.

Your fiancé is certainly
a lovely woman.

Please, don't say
anything to her.

She would be devastated.

She's so excited to have
you working with us.

Is this gonna be some kind
of conflict of interest?

Listen, I'm not a
lawyer, so this is not

a conflict of interest.

Trust me.

The last thing I want
to do is ruin my career

over a hook-up.

I'm here to do a job
with a national sponsor.

The last thing I want is
conflict with my star couple.

In the vault.

What's in the vault?

Pete's already coming up
with ways to surprise you

on your big day.

Is he?

He can be quite romantic
when he wants to be.

Sounds like it.

So let's see what ideas you
have in that scrapbook of yours.

So how long have
you been together?

Officially, six years.
We met in college.

Wow, six years.

That's a long time
to hold out, Pete.

You're lucky she stuck around.

Well, we wouldn't have
won this wonderful contest

if we rushed into
things earlier.

So I know you were
thinking February.

But how do you feel
about a summer wedding?

I know it's soon, but you're
going to love the ideas

I've come up with.

This summer?

I know, but Veil magazine
wants to feature you

in their fall issue
to drive up sales,

so it's kind of a deal-breaker
if you can't make it work.

Do you think we can
pull it together

in a couple of months?

Of course, we can.
That's what I'm here for.

Yes, ma. We are very excited.

I... I don't know what to say.

Is there a reason you're
rushing into things?

Something I don't know about?

No, ma.

We've been planning
this for a while.

When Laura won a free
wedding, we said, why not?

Nothing's free, honey.

I was hoping you would
join us for cake tasting

and wedding dress shopping
in a couple of weeks.

We thought that since
Laura's parents aren't...

Well, we thought it
would be a great way

for you to be involved
with our wedding

and for you to spend some
extra time with Laura.

Of course, Pete.

And thank you,
Laura, for asking.

I'd be honored to
be a part of it.

When?

Our wedding planner is
setting up all the details.

And so we'll just
get back to you

with the dates as
soon as we find out.

A planner? Back
in my day, we...

Okay, ma. I love you, thanks.
Got to go. We'll talk soon.

I look forward to
seeing you, Wendy.

Bye.

She hates me.

No, she doesn't.

She didn't even know my name
for the first six months

of our relationship.

She is old.

She is 60.

And she still remembers your
middle school crush's name.

What can I say? We
were so cute together.

Oof.

Well, I should call Faith
and find out what's next

on our wedding to-do list.

Uh, yeah, sure. You
think you should?

Is everything okay?

Of course. I just...

I don't know.

Do you get strange
vibes from Faith?

Faith? No.

I mean, she's a little
arrogant, but that's 'cause

she's the best.

What are you getting at, Pete?

Nothing.

It's all just
happening really fast

and I want to make sure
that we're not being

taken advantage of.

But as long as my little
queen is happy, I'm happy.

Now, I know you were
going for a more

outdoorsy feel.

But this place is the best.

The modern touches
are gonna photograph

incredibly in the magazine.

I don't doubt it. This
space is beautiful.

Um, I was hoping
we could check out

some other places?

Truth is, given our timeline,
there are very few options

left worth seeing.

What about that greenhouse
we talked about?

If you're willing
to wait 18 months,

I can definitely contact the GM.

But we will lose
Veiled's support

and it will cost a bundle.

What do you think?

I just want you to be happy.

If this isn't the right place,
let's keep our options open.

I would love to see what
you can do with this space.

Of course.

Let me show you the grounds.

You are going to
love the textures

on the stone house.

Are you working?

Just a few last minute emails.

Mmhmm.

Come on. You've got to
check out the bridal suite.

Faith.

You're here really early.

I threw together some
things I found useful

over the last couple of years.

That's so kind of you.

Uh, do you... Do
you want to come up?

I'd love to.

It's important to remember
to take care of yourself.

It's easy to get
lost in the maze of

wedding planning.

This is why you're the
best at what you do.

Here, let me get the
uh, coffee going.

Those are from our...
Our trip last year.

We're still paying for
it, but it was really nice

to reconnect.

Will Pete be joining us today?

Oh, we thought the
one-on-ones were just that.

So he booked client
meetings for today.

How accommodating.

Open it up.

It's a gift to use,
not to stare at.

Oh, I think these
might be yours?

Did they fall in by accident?

No.

Those are a secret hack I
found out all models use

for their big photo shoots.

What for?

They speed up your metabolism,
so you can comfortably fit

into your wedding dress.

Or you can panic
like most brides do

and end up starving
yourself the week before

with little results.

You know, I usually
tell my patients

not to use stuff like this.

I take them myself.

I mean, don't take more
than two or three in a day,

but that's just common sense.

The last 5 pounds is
always the hardest.

Thank you.

So I was meaning to
ask, is Pete happy

with you winning the contest?

He still hasn't gotten back
to me about booking a time.

He is swamped with work. I'll
just... I'll talk to him.

I'll make sure
that he reaches out

and find the time.

Thank you for meeting with me.

Let's get this over as quickly
and painlessly as possible.

Relax, Pete. It's
just business.

Why are you sending
me those photos?

I need you to sign this.

Thank you.

What photos?

Don't play coy. You know
what I'm talking about.

Honest, I don't.

Really? Then who
would send those?

Is there anyone else
that knows about us?

Anyone that might be
unhappy about your wedding?

Okay. Why am I here?

It's part of the process.

It's supposed to be our chance
to get to know each other,

but I guess we're
past that, aren't we?

You don't know me.

Well, I know that you
have a cute little mole

on your upper-right thigh.

And I know that you
talk in your sleep.

And I found out the
fun way that you have

a dirty little mouth
on you when you've had

one too many whiskies.

You're not going anywhere.

Do you think that

it's easy for me to plan
the wedding of a man

that rejected me?

A man that I had
genuine feelings for

and was really hurt
by when he just

stopped talking to me?

You think this is easy for me?

What do you want from me?

Respect, to start.

Oh, my favorite.

But I shouldn't with the big
day coming up so quickly.

Uh, says who?

This is a celebration and
you're not gonna let me

eat this whole tub alone.

Come on.

Uh, you're a terrible friend.

In the best way possible.

Mmm.

So um, what's this
Wedding Whisperer

like in person?

Is she as cool as she
is on her Instagram?

Cooler.

She's effortless.

And um, you trust Pete with
a cool, hot, famous person?

What do you mean?

I just don't wanna
see him get cold feet

and hurt you again, you know.

That's all.

Yeah, I trust him completely.

Or I wouldn't be marrying him.

Yeah, good. Good.

Are you kidding me?

Who would have done this?

The cops wouldn't even
come when I called.

Honestly, it's probably just
some kids messing around

while their folks are asleep.

Okay, I should probably
go home and see Pete.

I wanna hear all about
his meeting with Faith.

How'd it go?

He didn't really say anything.

All he said was
that she loves us.

I don't know.

Wait, do you have a
famous friend now?

Do you want my autograph?

I'm kidding.

Okay, I'm going home.

Thank you for helping me.

Hey!

What are you...

Oh my, Faith.

You scared me.

I did.

I'm sorry. It's only me.

I'm sorry.

What are you doing here?

I thought...

I thought we were meeting
at the cake tasting.

Well, we were.

But I came to check on
you after Pete told me

what happened last night.

Pete told you?

My friend said there's never any
vandalism in her neighborhood.

Well, that's partly
why I'm here.

I think it might
be a jealous fan.

What? Why?

I mean, did somebody
say something?

We've received some backlash
from angry brides who didn't win

after we announced
you as the winner.

I wanted to shield you
from it, because I know

how stressful weddings are.

But now I feel like
you should know.

That's so creepy to think about.

I should tell Pete.

The cops didn't take it
seriously last night.

I wouldn't take
it too seriously.

Just probably some
harmless internet trolls

blowing off some
wedding-fueled hormones.

Maybe I should make
my profile private.

That will help.

But I wouldn't be so
cavalier with your posts.

Anyone can clone your account
and figure out where you live

through landmarks and details.

Hey.

I was just going to
go up, look for you.

I wouldn't be too worried.

Laura doesn't strike me
as the runaway bride type.

Ha!

Well, don't we all have
an appointment to get to?

We do.

Uh, Faith, do you
want to come on up?

I'm just gonna change
and clean up, I'll...

I'll just be a minute.

Nice day, isn't it?

I'm being cordial.

You're the one
acting like a child.

Just be normal.

Sorry about the wait.

Ready?

You look fabulous.

Well, I do like
the wine glasses.

Look, these are all just
ideas, but I was thinking that

a white dance floor might make

a really nice contrast with
all the warm wood in the hall?

It does.

And that's why people
do it all the time.

And we can do that if
that's what you want.

Oh, well, what do
you really think?

I'm paid to innovate
not replicate.

I like where your head's at,
but I think we can do better.

Imagine a variation
of that, but with

black and white squares,
like a chess board.

Babe, you've wanted that
floor since we started

planning this thing.

I mean, maybe she's right.

If our wedding is
gonna be on display,

why not try something unique?

You are late.

Hi Wendy, sorry.

It was my fault, ma.

Wendy, please meet Faith,
our wedding planner.

Nice to meet you, Wendy.

Your punctuality is appreciated.

Pleasure.

Let me check on the cake ETA.

Faith.

Just who I was looking for.

Thought our appointment
was at 1:00.

It is, but they arrived early.

Where's the lemon tort?

They wanted all
three options to try.

I can bring one right out,
but it's gonna take a moment.

Thank you.

We'll start with these.

These look amazing.

They certainly are lovely.

Which one should we try first?

I'm easy.

They'll all get
eaten eventually.

Whoever said save
the best for last

has never tried
triple-layer chocolate cake.

Wow.

Do I even need to try
anymore if I already know

which one I want?

Let it out.

Oh, I feel so embarrassed.

Don't be. Who
knows what it is?

Maybe it's a 24-hour bug.

I felt fine this morning.

Are you pregnant?

Okay.

How's she doing in here?

I think she's got most of it out

but we need to figure
out what we're doing

about the tasting.

The food should be out soon.

Reschedule it.

Problem is, chef's
doing me a favor.

They're booked solid all year.

So if we cancel now, they
will not have enough time

to prep all the options
before the big day.

We can't cancel it, Pete.

There's no point in staying
if you can't hold food down.

Pete, Wendy and I could go
and bring back the best plates

to try at home?

I don't think
that's a good idea.

This... this is all
about what Laura wants.

Please, Pete. Stay.

Enjoy it fresh and bring
me back your favorites.

I'll take a taxi home.

It'd be a shame to lose them.

They're the best
in the business.

Please, honey.

And that wasn't so
bad now, was it?

It's a shame Wendy had to leave.

Those dang cats and
their need to be fed.

I did this for my wife.

Technically, you're
not married yet.

What makes her so special?

I can't do this again.

She's oblivious.

Anyone that reads
Veiled Magazine

is desperately seeking approval
and validation from others.

Trust me. It's how
I make a living.

Don't you want someone with
a little bit more agency?

Someone who has the confidence
to accept you for who you are.

Pete, it's not a competition.

I've had feelings for you
from the moment I met you

and they haven't
gone away since.

Let's give this
a shot. Please.

You don't get to walk
away from me again.

Not again.

What do you want?

For me to leave Laura?

I want you to take
responsibility

for your actions.

Don't you wanna
meet your daughter?

So what made you finally
decide to pick a date?

Laura gave us the push we needed
by winning that competition.

So you wouldn't have done it
so soon if it was up to you?

No, ma.

We've been planning
this for a while.

It was gonna happen
sooner or later.

Then why'd you wait so
long in the first place?

We were saving up.

Hey.

That wedding planner, Faith,
she is really something else.

She has excellent taste.

Sorry about yesterday.

At least, I'll be
a little thinner

for my dress fitting.

Hmm.

Bad joke.

Us women have always got
to maintain our physique.

Not just when we're
getting married.

So what do you think?

I think you look stunning.

But then again you'd look
great in a garbage bag.

What do you think, Wendy?

It's not the right cut for you.

What... what do you mean?

Well, first, tell me
what you like about it.

Well, I like that it's classic.

That it's not too showy,
but still sort of elegant.

That's the issue.
You're hiding behind it.

I want you to try
this one on again.

I felt naked in that.

I'd wear that one
if I had the body.

You have to be
comfortable in it, Laura.

And you're the one
wearing it all day.

Did you think I can pull it off?

Weddings are fairy
tales that come alive,

not images set by previous
purity-driven generations

whose photos we
look at now and gasp

wondering who styled them.

You deserve to be the bride
you've always wanted to be.

Honestly, I didn't
love this dress.

I just... I felt
like a blimp in it.

Don't let your insecurities
drive your decision-making.

If you don't like the cut,
I'll join you on your runs.

I'll help you lose
the last 5 pounds.

Okay, I... I'm gonna be
the voice of reason here

and say that she doesn't
need to lose 5 pounds.

Who are you kidding?
We all could.

Except her.

Wendy, would you mind joining
me in the dining hall?

Love to.

So, how are we
feeling about today?

Good. I think this is the one.

You sure?

Why? You don't like it?

It's just...

I wanna make sure you want
it, not everyone else.

Faith definitely had opinions
she wasn't scared of sharing.

I kind of like that
she's pushing me out

of my comfort zone.

As long as you're okay with
where she is pushing you.

Yeah, I think she's great.

And the wedding is
gonna look amazing.

I could have never
done it without her.

Hmm, Laura...

you are a strong, capable woman.

I don't want you to forget that.

Now, come on, bridezilla. Let's
get you out of this dress.

Hey, you were not a peach
at your wedding either.

Wow, okay.

So how was it actually?

It was good.

Your mom nearly ripped
a dress right off me,

but other than that,
everybody got along.

I feel like I barely
see you anymore.

Oh, I don't wanna interfere
with yours and Faith's planning.

It's not interfering.

You're my partner in this.
I want you to be involved.

I want you to be happy
with our choices, too.

Didn't you sell me on this,
that I wouldn't have to

lift a finger?

I was being facetious.

I want you to be involved,
as much as you wanna be.

Things have just been
really crazy with work.

I'm trying to get ahead
on a bunch of stuff,

so that after the
wedding we can take time

for the honeymoon.

You're acting like this
is a prison sentence,

not a celebration.

That's not what I meant.

Well, I'm going to go pack
for my bachelorette weekend.

I'm excited to marry
my best friend.

Yeah. Hi Pete. Laura.

Hi!

Okay, surprise.

Oh yikes. Do I really
have to wear this?

Kitsch is part of the fun.

But yeah, it is pretty
tacky, isn't it?

I think you should keep it on.

Why is that?

Because it advertises
that you're already taken.

So I like it.

Actually it's not
until she says, I do.

So you better be on
your best behavior

while we're gone.

What are you up to
while we're gone?

Big night with the boys?

Something like that.

Probably just gonna get
a few drinks with Jordan.

Not much of a big partier.

I like to save my energy
for the main event.

Ooh, boring and dumb.

Responsible.

This is what I love about him.

I love you.

Try to have fun.

Yeah.

You don't think it's
weird she's coming?

Faith? No, why?

I mean, she's not your friend.

She's doing a job.

We're friends.

I feel like we've gotten
close through this process.

Plus, no one else could
come with such short notice.

I guess.

Give her a chance.

I will, if she can hang.

Not bad, huh.

Nice spot, Antonia. Good find.

Thanks.

This is why she's
my maid of honor.

Learned a few things
about you over the years.

It's good to keep
people like you around.

Keeps her grounded.

I think I'm pretty
down to earth.

Ah, just wait until
those promotional offers

start pouring in.

It's easy to believe
in your own hype

when free flights
and sponsored posts

are influencing your
decision-making.

Or an all-expense-paid wedding.

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Antonia, could you bring
my bag to my room, please?

Ladies, wanna join me on a run?

There are some trails
in the welcome packet.

Uh, yeah, I think
I'm gonna settle in

and crack open a bottle of wine.

Laura, you want a glass?

Well, I think I'm
gonna go with Faith.

Actually, I have a
little bit of work

to do before the big day.

Oh my gosh.

If you get any more
fit, I'm gonna look like

a whale next to you.

Come on.

That's what photo
editing is for, honey.

Knock, knock.

I thought we were
going for a run.

We are.

We should toast to
the event first.

Ah-ah. No wasting.

It will make the
run less painful.

Let's do this.

You okay?

Yeah, I just got
dizzy for a second.

You should go.

I... I um... I don't
wanna... I don't wanna mess

with your time.

You sure?

Yeah.

Okay. I'll see you at home.

Ah!

Oh my God, it's you.

I was worried sick.
I'm glad you're okay.

I just...

I don't know what happened.
I felt great when we left.

Have you eaten anything?

Yeah, a bit.

I had those diet
pills you gave me.

Could they have expired
or... Where did you get them?

You can't drink alcohol on them.

Had I known you'd taken
them I would have never

brought you the champagne.

I'm so sorry.

No, no. Don't be. I
should have asked.

Laura, where have you been?

Faith said you were
right behind her.

Oh, I just couldn't keep
up with her in the woods.

Uh-huh.

Well, it's refreshing to
know you aren't the best

at absolutely everything.

Now, come on.

I got some drinks
waiting for us.

Oh actually, I want to
take it easy tonight.

I just need to relax.

Aren't you a bag of fun?

Do you want more water?

Sure, thanks.

Well, it looks like
I'm the only one

celebrating you tonight.

Cheers.

I promise, I'm gonna
be more fun tomorrow.

Yeah, sure.

Maybe we should call it a night.

Yeah, okay. I can...
I can take a hint.

Miss Perfect Faith
never spills her drink.

She didn't mean that.

It's okay.

I'm a new person in your life.

That can be threatening
to some people.

Tell me about it.

What am I missing?

It's nothing.

Pete was acting
weird this morning.

How so?

I just have this eerie feeling
like I did before we separated.

Separated? I... I
didn't know that.

Nobody actually knows
about it except Antonia.

It was only a couple of days.

What happened, if you
don't mind me asking?

I had just had a miscarriage.

And I was depressed
with all the hormones

and we had a series
of arguments.

I didn't tell him
about the baby.

We were just arguing over
all the usual things.

Are we growing
together or apart?

Or is this even what
we wanted, and...

Why didn't you tell him
about your pregnancy?

It was early. I
wanted to be sure.

And we were going
through a rough patch

and I didn't want to use
a baby to resolve it.

Did you think there
was someone else?

I don't know.

How'd you work things out?

He woke up one day, came home

and told me that he only
wanted to be with me.

We had great make-up sex and
did a bit of counselling.

The rest is history.

I wish I got in the memo
that we were dressing up.

You look great.

Oops. I thought I told you.

Or maybe I told my
assistant to tell you?

Who knows?

We're just going to
whatever little bar

this town has to offer anyway.

You look very rustic.

- Rustic?
- Exactly.

I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Laura, truth or dare?

I know death, but it can flow

It's in my hands to hold

With all the things I do

Your love will see me through

Will love to hear your call

Can take that to the wall

Woah, woah

And then I'll take the world

Woah, woah

If you be talking about

Put out a long stop

Doesn't matter

You are fearless.

You can't get what
you don't take.

Yeah, not exactly a Vegas night,
but he won't be telling his wife

what you were
whispering in his ear.

Who's next?

Antonia. Truth or dare?

Truth.

Take these first.

Is it true that
you've been jealous

of me and Laura's relationship
ever since we met?

That's... That's
not a real question.

Of course, she's not.

Just kidding.

Well, jealousy isn't
the word I'd use.

It's a joke.

We're having fun.

You know what?

I think I better
get out of here.

Otherwise, I'm gonna end
up calling her a bitch.

Oh, I just did.

She's kidding.

Who even are you?

She's my friend.

No. No, she's not.

She came out of nowhere and
started controlling your...

Your every move.

Honestly, it's gotten
so hard to watch.

I barely recognize
you right now.

You're the one
who's acting weird.

I'm sick of making excuses
for my moody best friend.

Yeah?

Well, I'm sick of you ogling
over some D-list celebrity

just because she's
doing her job?

You're not gonna
ruin my wedding.

It's my day.

You're ruining your own day.

And I can't stand
to watch it anymore.

Well, maybe you should go home.

Yeah, I think I will.

Hey, cowboy. Another two.

Weddings bring out
the worst in people.

Now we can lick our
wounds or we can remember

why we're here.

Celebrating you.

Babe, I'm coming.

I left my wallet on my desk.

It's here. I'll
be right there.

Hello?

Gabby?

Eve?

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to seduce
the bartender.

You don't have to
sleep with him.

You just have to make
him believe that he can.

What are you waiting for?

This is my new friend, Steven.

He works here. He's
not a real cowboy.

Grew up on a ranch, though.

So the hat's just a
conversation starter.

It worked.

I am getting married.

You mentioned that.

Wanna get out of here?

Let's keep this party going.

Where... where am I?

Exactly where you're
supposed to be.

Tell me nothing
happened last night.

Nothing happened last night.

What did I do?

Whatever you did or
didn't do is safe with me.

Is he still here?

Who? Your friend, Cowboy Steve?

No.

He left before I woke up.

Probably had some
cattle to wrangle.

Did I...

Listen, it's your bachelorette.

I'm sure Pete's had
some crazy nights

he'd rather forget, too.

I don't believe it.

I don't remember
anything from last night.

Why are you in such
good condition?

Blessed with a good
liver, I guess.

He left you a note.

"Thanks for a
great time. Steve."

Oh, what am I gonna tell Pete?

Nothing.

I'm an awful liar.

Confessions are good
for a guilty conscience.

But they destroy the receiver.

Look, you love Pete
and Pete loves you.

If you told him,
it would tarnish

your relationship forever.

Do you want that?

Of course not.

Okay. Then bury it.
And learn from it.

What could I possibly
learn from this?

Maybe there's a
subconscious reason

that you were even willing to
go there with someone else.

Oh.

It's not an excuse.

Nobody's perfect, Laura.

I've always had
this nagging feeling

that he cheated on me
while we were apart.

But I thought you
said the thought never

crossed your mind
and then you patched

everything up when
you got back together.

We did.

But he changed
after that weekend.

He was more loving.

Paying attention
to more details.

And that's a bad thing?

Like he keeps trying too hard.

Trying to make up for something.

Did you ever ask him about it?

No. I left it.

But every once in a while,
the thought comes back

into my head.

Thanks for listening.

Guess I had to get
that off my chest.

Of course.

I just want the best for you.

Let me get your bags, babe.

You okay?

I'm... just a fun weekend.

I'm really tired.

Head up. I want to talk
to Faith about something.

What?

You want to know all
the dirty little secrets

of the weekend?

I'm sure Laura will tell
me all the highlights.

I wouldn't be so sure.

I'm not worried.

Maybe you should be.

I'm gonna go upstairs.

And we're gonna keep pretending
everything is all right

until this is over.

Pete, do you really
wanna marry a cheater?

Then again, you'd
both be living a lie,

so maybe there's something
poetic about that.

No, the only liar here is you.

You don't have a
child, let alone mine.

You don't know what I've
been through for you.

I know you've been stalking us.

I know you planned
this from the start.

I have evidence.

So I'm done playing your games.

Consider this your
notice. You're fired.

I don't think you wanna do that.

If you fire me, I'll
show this to the police

and have you charged with
breaking and entering.

Maybe I'll throw an
assault charge on there

and see who comes out on top?

Your word against mine, right?

You're insane.

I'm doing what I have to for
my client and her wedding.

You really shouldn't
throw around

accusations like that.

Especially when your
own house is on fire.

I just feel sorry for you.

But don't say I didn't
try and warn you.

Call me when you
change your mind

about her again.

You okay?

Big night?

Probably a couple
too many chardonnays.

And the vodka shots didn't help.

Sounds fun.

Any stories you wanna share?

Nothing I'm proud of.

Is that so?

Antonia and I had a blowout.

I don't think she's gonna
be coming to the wedding.

What do you mean?

I mean, she's been
acting weird ever since

we announced the date, like
she's jealous or something.

And then she ended up
telling me off about it

and she hasn't
messaged me back since.

Well, did you try messaging her?

She's the one who lost
it on me at my party.

It was embarrassing
and insulting.

I mean, Faith saw everything.

Well,

was there any truth
to what she said?

Why would you even suggest
that it's okay for my friend

to hurl personal attacks at me?

Aren't you supposed
to be on my side?

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I just...

Maybe throwing out a
friendship over a fight

that was clearly fueled
by alcohol isn't the way

you wanna go with this.

Yeah, well, she has to
reach out to me first.

End of story.

Dinner's ready.

I'm not hungry. Go ahead.

Still nothing from Antonia?

She is so stubborn.

I don't know how Jordan
puts up with her sometimes.

Mm, I'm sure it will
work itself out.

In the meantime, I cooked
us something special,

'cause I thought it'd be nice

to spend some time together.

Are you sucking up to me?

I'm trying to be nice.

And it's gonna get cold.

You're being weird.

Pete, it's so beautiful.

I didn't even know
you had it in you.

Just 'cause you're not seeing
doesn't mean I'm not trying.

Hmm.

Oh, I don't think I
could ever drink again.

I think you should
have a glass with me.

What's going on?

There's something I want
to talk to you about.

Um, you know, whatever it
is, I know we can fix it.

You remember last year...

when we were working
on our issues,

but we just kept
making things worse?

Yeah.

We came back stronger.

But I wasn't completely
honest with you

when I came back.

While we were on our break,

I met someone.

What do you mean
you met someone?

We were only apart
for a few days.

It didn't mean anything
and it only lasted

those few days.

So you were...

You spent the entire
weekend with someone else

while I was crying at home

and wondering what
was wrong with me?

I'm so sorry, Laura.

It was a stupid decision.

I was drinking too
much and I was hurt.

Technically, we were separated.

And it meant nothing.

Why are you telling me this?

I didn't...

I didn't want to
hurt you, or us.

The whole affair made me realize
how important you are to me

and how stupid I was acting.

It took stepping away from
you to realize how much

I wanna spend the rest
of my life with you.

Get away from me.

I'm not done.

No, I don't want
to hear any more.

My affair was with Faith.

I didn't even know her name.

At the time, I never thought
I would come across her again.

But then we went for
that introduction.

I didn't know what to do, You
were so happy to have her.

And then, she started
blackmailing me.

How come...

I think she set us
up to win her contest

to get back at me.

How could you keep this
from me this whole time?

I'm sorry. I didn't
wanna hurt you.

Please.

Don't touch me.

Laura, come back!

Antonia.

Pick up.

Antonia.

I... I... I need to talk to you.

Come on.

Come on.

Ma'am, are you okay?

Ooh.

How are you?

I'm fine. Just a
little banged up.

Peach, Pete, there's
something I have to tell you.

I love you. I
wanna be with you.

That's all that matters.

Even if I think
I cheated on you?

What do you mean
you think you did?

I... I don't...
I don't remember.

The whole weekend
was such a blur

and I got really drunk with
Faith after Antonia left

and I woke up half
naked to a goodbye note

from some guy we met.

She already told me
you slept with someone.

And I don't believe her.

We can't trust
anything she says.

You've got to be kidding me.

Leave it, Laura.
She's dangerous.

Laura, be careful!

Get out of here.

What's going on?

You're fired.

I don't know what
he told you, Laura,

but I'm your friend.

Friends don't sleep with
their friends' fiancés.

In fairness, we did
it to each other.

And let me remind you. This
is a business relationship.

Check your contract.

Section 10.

Failure to fulfil your
duties will trigger

a total repayment
of my time and cost

incurred to date.

You're not getting
a dime from us.

I'm calling the police.

Don't bother, I'm leaving.

Where are you going?

To find out the truth.

Hey, look who's back.

Woah.

How could you do that to me?

Do what?

You knew I was drunk.

Way too drunk to
consent to anything.

What?

Nothing happened between us.

I... I thought something
would, but after you passed out

at that house,
your friend took me

to her bedroom and...

So you're saying
you and I didn't...

No.

Are you okay?

Is there a flower
shop in this town?

I'm so sorry about everything.

Me too.

Antonia okay?

I want you to know
that I forgive you.

We were both keeping
secrets and they ate

at our relationship.

If something happened
between you and that guy,

I don't care. We
can work it out.

Nothing happened.

She was lying.

What secret are you
talking about then?

I was pregnant
before we separated.

And I lost the baby,

and it crushed me.

I tried to control everything
in my life, including you.

We were gonna have a baby?

I um...

I miscarried at six weeks.

Then I just...

I pushed you away.

I'm so sorry I
wasn't there for you.

There's no one else I wanna
spend the rest of my life with,

Laura.

Yeah.

Me either.

Does this mean you
still wanna go through

with our wedding?

You may now kiss the bride.

Thank you for making me the
luckiest man in the world.

Mm, it's dry. I like it.

Mr. and Mrs. Peter Wynn.

Laura Wynn, I love
the sound of that.

Oh, what's that?
Your knee again?

I just need to sit down.

Pete!

Pete. Pete. Pete.

Pete!

He's none of your concern.

What did you do to him?

You did this to him.

You're insane.

I'm a successful businesswoman.

I'm the one that deserves him.

I'm the one he loves.

Whatever you think
happened between you two

is no reason to do this.

Initially, I only
wanted to meet you.

I wanted to see what
you had that I didn't.

Then I met you.

And after being
thoroughly underwhelmed,

I figured if Pete and
I could reconnect,

then maybe he would be
reminded of what drove him

into my arms in the first place.

When it was clear he
wasn't gonna leave you,

well, I had to take
matters into my own hands.

I know him better
than he knows himself.

Put this on him.

Let's go.

There are guests staying
nearby. You're going to be seen.

If you leave now,
this will all be over.

Get up.

Whatever you think you
can do with that pen,

my bullet is faster.

Now, start writing.

What am I supposed to say?

The truth.

Say you fell in love with
a bartender named Steven

after an incredible
night with him.

That's a lie.

Write it.

And make it convincing.

Say you thought you
knew what you wanted,

but you found love
with someone else.

And you're leaving.

I'm not going to say that.

Write it or I'll kill you
and make your new husband

bury you.

"I can't bear to
go on like this.

So I'm doing the only
thing that makes sense

and moving across the country.

Don't contact me.

I've seen the way
you look at Faith.

And I know you two are a
better fit for each other."

Very convincing.

You might wanna be nice.

I would hate for your last
moments alive to be painful.

Faith, let her go.

Don't do this. We
can be together.

I don't want you.

Pete, baby. Stay with me.

911. What's your emergency?

I need an ambulance at
4312 West, Highway 11.

I have a man with a gunshot
wound to the shoulder

and a woman with a
severe head injury.

Did you have any
trouble getting it?

No.

Guy I used to work with
who's in evidence now

signed off on it for me.

No questions asked.

This is gonna be a
weird anniversary.

- Hey girl.
- Hi.

You're just gonna leave it here?

I'm gonna bury the past.