Guy: Double Target (1990) - full transcript
You're trapped and your screams
seem about to freeze
Here we go!
You're trapped and your screams
seem about to freeze
Then he cuts the darkness like a knife
He gives a wink just to say hello
It feels good
He's the best there is
The road ahead leads towards your dream
That was awesome, Guy! What a stud!
The road ahead leads towards your dream
But dynamite's hidden along the way
It's romantic, you know
Raina, why do you suppose this party's
gotten so out of control?
It's romantic, you know
Raina, why do you suppose this party's
gotten so out of control?
But to him it's just a game
Are you implying it's my fault?
Two rash, adventurous hearts
If you're going to do party tricks,
at least do them right!
Two rash, adventurous hearts
Suddenly, they come together
It's a whole new universe
It's a hazardous escape
Catch!
It's a hazardous escape
He tosses you a kiss along with his smile
Feeling lucky?
He tosses you a kiss along with his smile
Best hand gets to chart the course until
we hit the next spaceport.
He tosses you a kiss along with his smile
Best hand gets to chart the course until
we hit the next spaceport.
But the joke
But the joke
Is on you
Okay!
Is on you
Then, open!
Then, open!
It's a hazardous rendezvous
It's a hazardous rendezvous
Sorry, Guy!
But there's never been such a promise
But there's never been such a promise
It could happen any time
What the?!
It could happen any time
So fall in love!
Four lucky cards in a row.
So fall in love!
It's a hazardous escape
I think that means I win.
It's a hazardous escape
Are you allowed to do that?
It's a hazardous escape
Are you allowed to do that?
And you can't dodge your feelings for him
Guy "He who makes the rules,
does what he damn well pleases. "
And you can't dodge your feelings for him
Guy "He who makes the rules,
does what he damn well pleases. "
You'll have to move fast
You'll have to move fast
Or go mad
It's a hazardous rendezvous
And there's never been any hope before
It can happen any time
So fall in love!
Fall in love!
Now then, since I've got the controls...
Our next target should be a challenge.
G UY
PLANET FREZON
Dammit all to Hell!
Can't you drive any better than this, Guy?
Enough whining!
Unless you want to be as fucked over as this
road is, you'll keep your mouth shut.
As long as we're being so sociable,
would you mind explaining what sort of treasure
brings us to a screwy planet like this?
Look over there.
What the?
Hey, that's...
Isn't that the place on all those universal
peace and love pamphlets?
The Floating Palace of the People's
Free Church of Frezon?
A good guess.
It's also the location of our current target.
You're not kidding me, are you, Guy?
I'm completely serious.
There's a heavy payoff waiting for us in there.
They call it the Golden Goddess.
A goddess made of gold?
To those believers who dwell
in the path of shadow,
hear now the wisdom of Arcana.
To those who have not yet found the true path,
Iisten to the words of Noima.
The eve of the promised miracle is at hand.
Tomorrow, as the three moons of Frezon
converge at their zenith in the midnight sky...
The combined rays shall illuminate our Golden
Goddess in a shower of holy radiance.
Then, the seals within the Goddess will be
released, freeing that within once more.
And we, the chosen acolytes,
will become one with the gods.
The Golden Goddess was discovered
among the old ruins.
Its archaeological value alone is astronomical.
So, through the antiquities market,
the payoff would be awesome.
And if worse comes to worse, it would still
make quite a few gold bars.
What's the matter, Guy?
Blood... I can smell it.
How awful!
This explains what I smelled anyway.
What do you suppose happened?
I don't know.
Look out, Raina!
That wasn't so difficult.
Raina!
Guy!
Quit fucking around!
Use your gun, or do you other trick!
Dammit bitch! Ask to become an honest
woman while you're at it!
What's that supposed to mean?!
It means that things don't always
turn out the way you'd like!
Why you!
Out of my way!
Remind me not to ask you
for any favors again!
Damn, wouldn't you know it?
Raina, let's get out of here.
Guy!
Guy, what were those things?
Damned if I know.
But at the moment, we've got a more pressing
appointment with a golden treasure.
Lady Arcana! Lord Noima!
Lady Arcana! Lord Noima!
Lady Arcana, Lord Noima, please help me.
I, a poor orphan girl with no parents,
beg for your help.
When my parents died,
I was taken in by a relative,
a cruel and evil man who abuses me daily.
I throw myself on your holiness' divine mercy!
I beg you, please help me!
You cause more trouble than you're worth, bitch!
Get your worthless carcass back to the house.
It's him! It's my evil relative!
So, this is what you plotted in that
pea-sized brain of yours.
You fucking moron!
You're not supposed to shoot me for real!
If I don't make it look good,
someone might notice.
Unless you want some serious trouble,
you'll keep out of this.
It is our holy duty to defend those who
cannot defend themselves.
What the?!
Guy!
And now, my little lost lamb,
you must come with us to the palace in the sky.
Lord Noima! Lady Arcana!
Well, dammit...
Those assholes aren't what I expected.
From this day forth,
you shall dwell in our house.
You shall be freed forever of your earthly bonds.
Take care of yourself, Raina.
Finding the treasure is up to you now.
Raina, you better not screw up on your end.
I'll be having enough problems just dealing
with all this damn moonlight.
Lady Arcana,
the leaders of the flock request a conference.
What should I do?
Noima...
Lady Arcana?
My Lady Arcana...
Will it be difficult?
How can you worry about such a thing?
By tonight, we will possess the greatest
power in the history of our order.
Not just this one planet, but the entire
universe shall be ours.
Noima, l...
Arcana...
More! More!
More!
Harder!
Time to fly!
Busy, busy, busy!
How gratifying to see Frezon's heads of state
gathered to hear my simple advice.
As you know, your regions have been donating
forty percent of their GNP's to our holy cause.
However, it is now my considered opinion that
this amount is insufficient for our needs.
Therefore, all donations shall be increased to
sixty percent, effective immediately.
What?! Is she serious?!
Now then, where would I be if l
were a Golden Goddess?
"Your considered opinion, " my ass!
This is extortion, pure and simple.
You and your "peace-loving"
followers are a cancer,
H..Hey...
You and your "peace-loving"
followers are a cancer,
devouring the very future of our planet!
That monster!
It's the same as the one in the village.
Yesterday,
one village died.
Tomorrow,
this unbelieving fool's city and his people
will suffer the same fate.
Now then, is there anyone else
who cares to contest my opinion?
What the hell?!
I'm playing house with a bunch of psychopaths.
Right, here we go!
This way.
None shall pass without authorization.
Prepare to die most unpleasantly.
What a bunch of morons.
As if I'd really get suckered by that trick again.
Oh great one, Goddess of Gold,
grant unto your chosen servants
the ultimate power!
The intruder shall not penetrate any further.
Stop him at all costs!
Yessir!
Well? Did we get him?
Damn! A brand new set of power
armor all shot to hell.
Raina!
Raina, are you all right?
Guy...
The treasure is this way.
Right!
Way to go, Raina!
The three moons are becoming one!
Our moment approaches.
Soon, we shall be gods ourselves.
I hate to interrupt your
fascinating conversation,
but I'm afraid I'll have to take that
Golden Goddess off your hands.
Dog of an unbeliever, you speak boldly,
but your sinful flesh and blood
shall serve us well,
as a first offering to the goddess we awaken.
It is for that reason alone that
you were escorted here.
Well, whatever turns you on, I suppose.
Come on, Raina, the treasure's
as good as ours.
Raina, what's your problem?
Raina?!
Can you hear me?
Raina, you hear only our commands.
The time has come to slay your friend,
to feast upon his flesh.
Taste the salt of his blood on you lips
and suck the marrow from his bones.
Now, Raina!
Raina?
Raina...
The joke's gone far enough.
No one can resist the power that is ours.
Guy, your only chance of surviving
is to kill your whore first.
Kill him!
R..Raina...
Don't, please.
Guy, help me!
I'll kill you if you don't kill me.
Stop me, Guy!
How delightful!
We control the body, but the soul is aware
and writhes in torment.
I'm tired of playing with them.
He sacrificed himself for her.
What manner of man is he?
Not man enough to handle this!
It doesn't matter how much you resist.
Against our power, you cannot win.
I shall disembowel the girl you
tried so hard to save,
and drape your corpse with
her bloody viscera!
Raina will...
Raina will not be harmed!
You will not touch her!
After all we have done, you still defy us?
Either he's an idiot
or a complete madman.
Prepare to beg for mercy, you swine!
What the?!
Lady Arcana, look!
Noima, we must complete the ritual.
Right!
It is time.
Now is the moment for which we
have served and sacrificed.
Now we shall rule the universe,
and my first act will be to crush the
unbeliever beneath my heel.
The time has come to die, infidel!
G..G..Guy...
Damn you to Hell!
Where are you hiding?
You cannot escape!
Your soul is promised to the goddess.
Now, infidel, die!
Hold it right there!
Guy!
Lady Arcana, escape while you still can.
What are you saying?
You cannot leave me.
I regret that I am unable to follow
your orders, Lady Arcana.
Noima!
I do not understand.
With the power of gods,
how could we be defeated?
Arcana!
Damn you!
Guy!
It is time for you to learn
what it is to lose everything you hold dear!
Guy, don't think you've won so easily.
Fool, this entire encounter was merely foreplay.
Guy...
About those two...
I wonder what they planned to do?
Once they conquered the galaxy, I mean.
I don't know.
Personally, I'd rather just be rich than
the master of the universe.
Yeah, me too.
I wonder when we'll find the treasure
we're looking for?
Speaking of treasures, Raina!
Why in the hell did you have to blast
the Golden Goddess?!
Why did l...
Because if I hadn't, you'd have been a big,
blue Guy-pancake, you stupid dork!
Shut it!
I had everything under control until you
started poking that knife around!
You arrogant, oversexed...
Want to make something of it, bitch?!
Why you...
Harping, neurotic little...
Over-inflated bag of ego on steroids!
What are your hands doing on my breasts?!
Let's be serious!
Would I really want to touch a boy's breasts?!
Who are you calling a boy?!
You, of course!
It's so warm
In this dream
I've found myself living in
I was alone
In the night
With the darkness creeping in
As I lay
My body pressed
Cold and tight against the glass
The voices from
The heavens came
Wafting down
My heart says go for it
And I reach out my hand
Yet, when it seems I should have it
It's out of my reach
Oh, lonely way
I'm stranger
Now discovering
A new land
Oh, lonely way
I'm stranger
I'll try any way
To get there that I can
Through a narrow, too confined space
Fighting against the wave of time
I find we've reached
All that I sought
When I was still seeking
Despite the bleak
Grey urban streets
I see reality with my eyes
I've a mirror world
Inside my mind
That will not fade away
But if we break that mirror
Will it let my feelings out?
Would they fall as shooting stars
In the midnight sky?
Oh, lonely way
I'm stranger
Now discovering
A new land
Oh, lonely way
I'm stranger
I'll try any way
To get there that I can
This old and used up husk
Still harbors a burning flame
Together, we can do anything
Let's walk on through
Oh, lonely way
I'm a stranger
Discovering a
New land
Oh, lonely way
I'm a stranger
I'll try any way
To get there that I can
seem about to freeze
Here we go!
You're trapped and your screams
seem about to freeze
Then he cuts the darkness like a knife
He gives a wink just to say hello
It feels good
He's the best there is
The road ahead leads towards your dream
That was awesome, Guy! What a stud!
The road ahead leads towards your dream
But dynamite's hidden along the way
It's romantic, you know
Raina, why do you suppose this party's
gotten so out of control?
It's romantic, you know
Raina, why do you suppose this party's
gotten so out of control?
But to him it's just a game
Are you implying it's my fault?
Two rash, adventurous hearts
If you're going to do party tricks,
at least do them right!
Two rash, adventurous hearts
Suddenly, they come together
It's a whole new universe
It's a hazardous escape
Catch!
It's a hazardous escape
He tosses you a kiss along with his smile
Feeling lucky?
He tosses you a kiss along with his smile
Best hand gets to chart the course until
we hit the next spaceport.
He tosses you a kiss along with his smile
Best hand gets to chart the course until
we hit the next spaceport.
But the joke
But the joke
Is on you
Okay!
Is on you
Then, open!
Then, open!
It's a hazardous rendezvous
It's a hazardous rendezvous
Sorry, Guy!
But there's never been such a promise
But there's never been such a promise
It could happen any time
What the?!
It could happen any time
So fall in love!
Four lucky cards in a row.
So fall in love!
It's a hazardous escape
I think that means I win.
It's a hazardous escape
Are you allowed to do that?
It's a hazardous escape
Are you allowed to do that?
And you can't dodge your feelings for him
Guy "He who makes the rules,
does what he damn well pleases. "
And you can't dodge your feelings for him
Guy "He who makes the rules,
does what he damn well pleases. "
You'll have to move fast
You'll have to move fast
Or go mad
It's a hazardous rendezvous
And there's never been any hope before
It can happen any time
So fall in love!
Fall in love!
Now then, since I've got the controls...
Our next target should be a challenge.
G UY
PLANET FREZON
Dammit all to Hell!
Can't you drive any better than this, Guy?
Enough whining!
Unless you want to be as fucked over as this
road is, you'll keep your mouth shut.
As long as we're being so sociable,
would you mind explaining what sort of treasure
brings us to a screwy planet like this?
Look over there.
What the?
Hey, that's...
Isn't that the place on all those universal
peace and love pamphlets?
The Floating Palace of the People's
Free Church of Frezon?
A good guess.
It's also the location of our current target.
You're not kidding me, are you, Guy?
I'm completely serious.
There's a heavy payoff waiting for us in there.
They call it the Golden Goddess.
A goddess made of gold?
To those believers who dwell
in the path of shadow,
hear now the wisdom of Arcana.
To those who have not yet found the true path,
Iisten to the words of Noima.
The eve of the promised miracle is at hand.
Tomorrow, as the three moons of Frezon
converge at their zenith in the midnight sky...
The combined rays shall illuminate our Golden
Goddess in a shower of holy radiance.
Then, the seals within the Goddess will be
released, freeing that within once more.
And we, the chosen acolytes,
will become one with the gods.
The Golden Goddess was discovered
among the old ruins.
Its archaeological value alone is astronomical.
So, through the antiquities market,
the payoff would be awesome.
And if worse comes to worse, it would still
make quite a few gold bars.
What's the matter, Guy?
Blood... I can smell it.
How awful!
This explains what I smelled anyway.
What do you suppose happened?
I don't know.
Look out, Raina!
That wasn't so difficult.
Raina!
Guy!
Quit fucking around!
Use your gun, or do you other trick!
Dammit bitch! Ask to become an honest
woman while you're at it!
What's that supposed to mean?!
It means that things don't always
turn out the way you'd like!
Why you!
Out of my way!
Remind me not to ask you
for any favors again!
Damn, wouldn't you know it?
Raina, let's get out of here.
Guy!
Guy, what were those things?
Damned if I know.
But at the moment, we've got a more pressing
appointment with a golden treasure.
Lady Arcana! Lord Noima!
Lady Arcana! Lord Noima!
Lady Arcana, Lord Noima, please help me.
I, a poor orphan girl with no parents,
beg for your help.
When my parents died,
I was taken in by a relative,
a cruel and evil man who abuses me daily.
I throw myself on your holiness' divine mercy!
I beg you, please help me!
You cause more trouble than you're worth, bitch!
Get your worthless carcass back to the house.
It's him! It's my evil relative!
So, this is what you plotted in that
pea-sized brain of yours.
You fucking moron!
You're not supposed to shoot me for real!
If I don't make it look good,
someone might notice.
Unless you want some serious trouble,
you'll keep out of this.
It is our holy duty to defend those who
cannot defend themselves.
What the?!
Guy!
And now, my little lost lamb,
you must come with us to the palace in the sky.
Lord Noima! Lady Arcana!
Well, dammit...
Those assholes aren't what I expected.
From this day forth,
you shall dwell in our house.
You shall be freed forever of your earthly bonds.
Take care of yourself, Raina.
Finding the treasure is up to you now.
Raina, you better not screw up on your end.
I'll be having enough problems just dealing
with all this damn moonlight.
Lady Arcana,
the leaders of the flock request a conference.
What should I do?
Noima...
Lady Arcana?
My Lady Arcana...
Will it be difficult?
How can you worry about such a thing?
By tonight, we will possess the greatest
power in the history of our order.
Not just this one planet, but the entire
universe shall be ours.
Noima, l...
Arcana...
More! More!
More!
Harder!
Time to fly!
Busy, busy, busy!
How gratifying to see Frezon's heads of state
gathered to hear my simple advice.
As you know, your regions have been donating
forty percent of their GNP's to our holy cause.
However, it is now my considered opinion that
this amount is insufficient for our needs.
Therefore, all donations shall be increased to
sixty percent, effective immediately.
What?! Is she serious?!
Now then, where would I be if l
were a Golden Goddess?
"Your considered opinion, " my ass!
This is extortion, pure and simple.
You and your "peace-loving"
followers are a cancer,
H..Hey...
You and your "peace-loving"
followers are a cancer,
devouring the very future of our planet!
That monster!
It's the same as the one in the village.
Yesterday,
one village died.
Tomorrow,
this unbelieving fool's city and his people
will suffer the same fate.
Now then, is there anyone else
who cares to contest my opinion?
What the hell?!
I'm playing house with a bunch of psychopaths.
Right, here we go!
This way.
None shall pass without authorization.
Prepare to die most unpleasantly.
What a bunch of morons.
As if I'd really get suckered by that trick again.
Oh great one, Goddess of Gold,
grant unto your chosen servants
the ultimate power!
The intruder shall not penetrate any further.
Stop him at all costs!
Yessir!
Well? Did we get him?
Damn! A brand new set of power
armor all shot to hell.
Raina!
Raina, are you all right?
Guy...
The treasure is this way.
Right!
Way to go, Raina!
The three moons are becoming one!
Our moment approaches.
Soon, we shall be gods ourselves.
I hate to interrupt your
fascinating conversation,
but I'm afraid I'll have to take that
Golden Goddess off your hands.
Dog of an unbeliever, you speak boldly,
but your sinful flesh and blood
shall serve us well,
as a first offering to the goddess we awaken.
It is for that reason alone that
you were escorted here.
Well, whatever turns you on, I suppose.
Come on, Raina, the treasure's
as good as ours.
Raina, what's your problem?
Raina?!
Can you hear me?
Raina, you hear only our commands.
The time has come to slay your friend,
to feast upon his flesh.
Taste the salt of his blood on you lips
and suck the marrow from his bones.
Now, Raina!
Raina?
Raina...
The joke's gone far enough.
No one can resist the power that is ours.
Guy, your only chance of surviving
is to kill your whore first.
Kill him!
R..Raina...
Don't, please.
Guy, help me!
I'll kill you if you don't kill me.
Stop me, Guy!
How delightful!
We control the body, but the soul is aware
and writhes in torment.
I'm tired of playing with them.
He sacrificed himself for her.
What manner of man is he?
Not man enough to handle this!
It doesn't matter how much you resist.
Against our power, you cannot win.
I shall disembowel the girl you
tried so hard to save,
and drape your corpse with
her bloody viscera!
Raina will...
Raina will not be harmed!
You will not touch her!
After all we have done, you still defy us?
Either he's an idiot
or a complete madman.
Prepare to beg for mercy, you swine!
What the?!
Lady Arcana, look!
Noima, we must complete the ritual.
Right!
It is time.
Now is the moment for which we
have served and sacrificed.
Now we shall rule the universe,
and my first act will be to crush the
unbeliever beneath my heel.
The time has come to die, infidel!
G..G..Guy...
Damn you to Hell!
Where are you hiding?
You cannot escape!
Your soul is promised to the goddess.
Now, infidel, die!
Hold it right there!
Guy!
Lady Arcana, escape while you still can.
What are you saying?
You cannot leave me.
I regret that I am unable to follow
your orders, Lady Arcana.
Noima!
I do not understand.
With the power of gods,
how could we be defeated?
Arcana!
Damn you!
Guy!
It is time for you to learn
what it is to lose everything you hold dear!
Guy, don't think you've won so easily.
Fool, this entire encounter was merely foreplay.
Guy...
About those two...
I wonder what they planned to do?
Once they conquered the galaxy, I mean.
I don't know.
Personally, I'd rather just be rich than
the master of the universe.
Yeah, me too.
I wonder when we'll find the treasure
we're looking for?
Speaking of treasures, Raina!
Why in the hell did you have to blast
the Golden Goddess?!
Why did l...
Because if I hadn't, you'd have been a big,
blue Guy-pancake, you stupid dork!
Shut it!
I had everything under control until you
started poking that knife around!
You arrogant, oversexed...
Want to make something of it, bitch?!
Why you...
Harping, neurotic little...
Over-inflated bag of ego on steroids!
What are your hands doing on my breasts?!
Let's be serious!
Would I really want to touch a boy's breasts?!
Who are you calling a boy?!
You, of course!
It's so warm
In this dream
I've found myself living in
I was alone
In the night
With the darkness creeping in
As I lay
My body pressed
Cold and tight against the glass
The voices from
The heavens came
Wafting down
My heart says go for it
And I reach out my hand
Yet, when it seems I should have it
It's out of my reach
Oh, lonely way
I'm stranger
Now discovering
A new land
Oh, lonely way
I'm stranger
I'll try any way
To get there that I can
Through a narrow, too confined space
Fighting against the wave of time
I find we've reached
All that I sought
When I was still seeking
Despite the bleak
Grey urban streets
I see reality with my eyes
I've a mirror world
Inside my mind
That will not fade away
But if we break that mirror
Will it let my feelings out?
Would they fall as shooting stars
In the midnight sky?
Oh, lonely way
I'm stranger
Now discovering
A new land
Oh, lonely way
I'm stranger
I'll try any way
To get there that I can
This old and used up husk
Still harbors a burning flame
Together, we can do anything
Let's walk on through
Oh, lonely way
I'm a stranger
Discovering a
New land
Oh, lonely way
I'm a stranger
I'll try any way
To get there that I can