Gutboy: A Badtime Story (2017) - full transcript

Well, let's see... this way?
No, no...

This way. Yes, that that'll do.
Okay.

Oh, dear.

Oh, all right. Let's see, uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Hello, everybody.

The filmmakers have asked if I
would, uh, come out and uh

warm up the crowd. I-I must
confess, I don't know why they

chose me, for I am a humble
town clerk.

So I hope all your tickets are
in order.



Eh?

Eh?

Er, but I did repurpose some spare
index cards I had lying around

the office and I asked Susie to
write some, I guess you would call them

jokes on here for you. Let me
just, uh, get out my glasses and if

I could just find them...

Oh! Uh...

Oh! Right here on my nose!

Weren't they?

I'd got my dollars worth if they'd been

a west end girl and as my Pappy
used to say.

Uh...

Now then, uh...

Why was the secretary in the
cake...



to bust her husband out of jail?

Uh, then in parentheses, on the
card here it-it...

it says “filing.”

Well, that wasn't a very funny
joke at all.

Ha-ha!

Yes. Hello.

Uh, yeah, get-get him out of here.

Go.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are
not suckers. You didn't come

here to listen to an old man
rattle off nonsense from index cards.

Here at Besto Money,
Cash Theater, we know what you want

because we want what you
want, and we are gonna get it!

Romance, intrigue.

The mysteries
of Mind, space and time.

Tonight, we have a truly
spectacular entertainment.

See the strongman perform feats of
staggering incompetence!

See the island's native beauty walk
perilously along a tightrope!

Wow!

I tell you the view ain't bad
from where I'm standing.

Hear the world's oldest woman give
unrequested relationship advice!

If you want it, you can get it,
but you're gonna have to pay.

Charming.

Audience, come here.

A little closer.

That's nice. You're a
good-looking crowd.

I know that you don't go in for all that
smoke and mirrors nonsense.

You want your thrills, but you want
them with heart.

And that is just what we're
going to give you

The heart, the spleen and what's
left of the liver!

So, without further ado,

Would you please wheel out
the sick little boy?

Ow...

Ow...

Incipit Gutboy's Bad Time Story.

I love to sit and fish
while I am in the nude.

You may call me unmannered rustic,
simple dumb or rude.

Curse me all you like,
I will not start a feud.

Hmm.

I'm such a happy fisherman

fishing in the nude.

Well, hello stranger.

Nice fishing rod you've
got there.

Oh, it's nothing special, just
how I earn my keep.

Nonsense!

Why, I bet that thing's got a
thousand fish in its day.

Maybe so.

Never had any other rod.

You craft that yourself?

Not me, but my pappy did.

Yes, sir, a genuine
native fishing pole.

Tell you what, I don't normally
do this, but I'll trade you

six dollars for it.

What?

No, you can't have
my fishing pole.

$10.

I need it!

How about if I
give you an exclusive deal to

rent the pull back on a
month-by-month no commitment contract?

No!

Now scat you lousy businessman!

I'm trying to enjoy myself.

Come on

I'm not stopping you from
doing your job.

This is my job.

I need to buy something
or this whole expedition becomes a waste.

I don't have anything
but this pole

and I'm not selling it.

What about your skin?

I used to be a tanner

- and uh...
- My skin?

- Are you out of your mind?
- I tell you I won't go home empty handed

Then wait here a bit and I'll
catch a fish to sell you.

Well...

All right.

I'm like a raindrop in a cloud.

I'm a lonesome little raindrop

helicopters of Ding Dong.

I'm a lonesome little raindrop

I's up'n in the sky

Okay, okay!

Take my skin, just please stop singing!

Finally!

Now, when you're...

cutting off a person's skin,

You want to make sure your
knives are sharp.

'Cause nothing's worse than a
screaming man.

Especially when your knives aren't sharp

They thrash about and ruin the skin.

That's poorly cut, 'cause your
knives aren't sharp.

So save yourself those awful
sounds by making sure your knives...

are sharp.

Thank you for the skin.

Here is your $3.

What?

You said 10!

Ah, there was a seven dollar
fee to remove it.

Did I not mention that?

That's outrageous.

Love to discuss the particulars,
but I really must be off.

Business, you know.
I'll have a receipt sent your way.

Ta-ta!

Well, how do you like that?

At least I still have my
fishing pole.

Whoa, Nelly!

This is a big one.

Congratulations, Gutboy.

While you were hunting in the
brine, hoping for a fish

You caught
yourself a gorgeous bride

who will make a much tastier dish.

Oh, no, no, no, no way.

I don't need this trouble.
Back in you go.

- Why are you trying to throw
me away, Gutboy?

Don't you find me beautiful?

Why...

won't...

you...

go...

back in?

I find you beautiful, Gutboy.

What are you, a witch?

How are you so rock-solid in the air?

You learn a lot of things
on the ocean floor.

Like how to please a man.

Be that as it may

I think it'd be best if you
went back in the water

or maybe went

and checked into the hotel in town

or something.

Give me a kiss!

I won't!

I'd sooner kiss a hagfish!

Give me a kiss and I'll...

grant you a wish.

What?

You didn't tell me you
could grant wishes.

Now...

What is your fondest wish?

I want to marry beautiful Sophia

the policeman's daughter.

I see.

Consider it done.

Really?

I could kiss you again!

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Better be careful!

Don't let me wife catch you doing that!

You're... married already?

What?

No, I mean, the
new wife you just got me, Sophia.

You're married to
Sophia already.

No! Wait, did you grant my
wish or not?

Of course not!

Not yet!

This is gonna take a lot of hard work.

Ugh! You said it was granted!

Gutboy, your shape is
pleasing to a mermaid

Gutboy, your shape is pleasing to a mermaid but policeman's
daughters have extremely narrow senses of beauty.

But policeman's daughters have extremely
narrow senses of beauty.

Get out of here!

I don't talk to deceitful
mystical creatures!

It's something of a policy of mine.

Kiss me once more for good luck.

Farewell, my love.

I'm off to fetch your bride!

Lousy mermaids, getting my
hopes up for some feelings.

It's so dumb

It's not gonna work.

And I tried a lot of different ideas

and none of them seem to pan out.

That's the way that

That, uh...

ah, my feet!

I can't...

I can't move as quickly as-

That's the pole

there, next to that bizarre monster!

Lousy pole thief, thinking he can go
around stealing poles.

Hey, wait a minute. What are
you doing?

Hey, give me that back!

This is my pole, I
refuse to sell it to you!

The monster says it's his pole.

My name's written on it.

What's the name on it?

“Goot the fisherman”

- That's my name!
- That's my name!

And I've been calling you
“Besto” all these years.

Don't worry about it, Kug.

It's clearly me!

- I'm a fisherman!
- Stop obsctructing!

Do either of our Goots have

proof of identification?

Of course!

My fingerprints should match
the records.

It's clearly fish, I am mirror man!

Ow!

I'll just go over there to the...

to the cabinet.

Here we are, yes, all right.

Er, Gunther, Gunter,
Galloway, Gingsburg, Goat!

Ah!

Oh.

Woah!

Yes!

It's a perfect match!

Here you go, Goot.

Hahaha!

But is Fishman clearly me

or

Ow!

Hey!

Watch it Goot!

You're not above the law!

Let me buy you a drink, boy.

Okay, sure.

You know in Mexico, they
don't let you buy

drinks if you're wearing a skin.

Of course, drinks there
only cost a quarter.

Ow...

Ow...

Merma-

Mermaid, come back.

I want to change my wish!

I want...

Revenge!

Yeah, I am not nearly paid enough

for all of this walking around.

Oh, my feet...

Oh these early mornings
are getting to me, Susie.

I just...

I can't do it anymore.
It's just too much.

I haven't been out that
early since I had to...

plow the fields and plant the corn

but that's-that was all
behind me.

A couple more things and
then it's off to bed

for old Plop.

That's right, let's see...

Hello, Plop!

Excuse my discomposure.

Uh, you startled me!

Who is that?

I need a marriage license.

Well, that's splendid.

Why don't you come
out of the shadows

Why don't you come out of the
shadows so I can see the happy bride?

So I can see the happy bride?

No!

Oh!

Well, uh...

Uh...

Eloping!

Uh, well that's alright, uh...

You can't stop love, I say.

I won't tell your pappy.

Now, I need to know...

who you are so I can

fill out the forms.

The marrying
parties are beautiful Sophia,

and Gutboy

Now, I-I don't think...

Kug the policeman would like that

very much.

Very much. Do you?

Do you?

Just do it!

Now, Sophia!

Come here.
Let's talk about this.

I never said...

I was Sophia

Oh my God! It's...

How-how do I get out of here?

Er, window!

You'll write this marriage
certificate

Or I'll drench your whole office in blood!

I can't!

It's no good without
the bride's thumbprint!

Leave that to me, old man.

Just fill in the rest and notorize it!

Okay!

Okay, here!

Fill in the rest, but I-

I can't

I can't in good conscience...

in good conscience...

notarize the form!

How is your day today, Besto?

Long.

Right.

I guess I'll just fold

- this up.
- Be careful with that.

That's real peasant skin.

Of course...

Sir.

Release the Giants.

Release the Giants!

Very good.

My golden giants.

How was the mining today?

Good, Master.

What was the turnout?

17 pounds of iron,

3 of silver

and two pure nuggets of gold

and two pure nuggets of gold
Splendid, splendid.

Splendid, splendid.

Uh,

Any accidents?

Two humans and a Great Dane

died in a mine collapse-

What?

- Oh boy.
- If you lose one more dog,

I will melt you down

and sell your bones

Enough!

Report over.

You may rise.

Now.

Wrestle.

Oh Sophia, it's been such a
very, very long day of

upholding the law.

You work so hard, Papa.

Let me rub your shoulders.

Ah...

That's nice.

Sophia,

Will you sing me one of your
delicate little songs?

They put me into such a trance.

Wait, how did that gun-wielding,
muscle-clad, pig-eyed

broken-nose of a policeman sire such a...

gorgeous daughter?

Well, that's what he asked himself

15 years before.

I'm going to whip this island into shape!

Everywhere I look!

Thief!

Ow!

Oh!

Murderers!

No!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Oh, what am I going to get
at the market today?

Jaywalker!

Oh!

Well, it's not my first job

and it won't be my last.

Light on...

Yep, okay...

Unlicensed boat salesman!

Woah!

Woah!

I'm so scared...

This is scary, I...

Well, at least you waited until
he signed the contract.

This scumbag has been trying to sell
boats for 15 years.

Indeed.

And why's he remained unlicensed
this whole time?

Are you dumb or something?

The last town clerk died two decades ago.

Who's gonna give
out the licenses?

Oh, I'm no dummy

But I've just arrived in town

My name is Besto, and I'm a...

Fur Trader.

Oh, pleased to meet you.

What brings you to our island?

Ah, professional squabbles.

I was deposited here by some colleagues

who were uninterested in a certain...

proposition of mine.

Nothing illegal, I assure you.

Hey!

On this island, I'm the boss, yeah?

I'm the line you better not cross.

But when you're on
the lawless sea, man

what you do doesn't matter to me!

Oh!

Oh...

Well...

Aren't you a vision?

Well, you've found my little girl!

Thank you so much, Kug.

All in a day's work sir, and...

Miss.

Oh, Annabelle, you don't have to be scared.

Thank the policeman for saving you, dear.

Oh, okay...

She's shy

but thank you!

Such a beauty!

It's a shame she's already married.

Married?

She's the farmer's girl.

I think that would make
her his daughter.

Daughter?

Or else you have very liberal
laws on this island.

No, we don't have that!

I suppose it was his...

- Daughter.
- Daughter.

What's a daughter?

And then a baby crawls out from
between the woman's legs.

Wait...

I still don't grasp what-

You do it to me, then!

It won't work either way.

You just don't want me to have a daughter!

Preposterous.

Good day to you, sir.

Don't walk away from this, Besto

Don't walk away!

My dear woman,

is it permissible that I

propagate a child into you?

Get lost!

Sweet lady,

might I impose on you to allow a brief

impregnation?

You're disgusting!

Ugh!

Charming Miss,

Charming Miss, - Could I require-
- Why, Kug.

- Could I require-
- Why, Kug.

- What?
- How nice to see you again.

Hardly.

Have you been propositioning
all the women at this Cafe?

If you must call it that,

Yes.

I read about it in a book.

It's very proper.

Why, that's no way
to find a mate.

Well, you've certainly been little help.

Now watch this.

Hmm...

Oh, miss.

Thank you, Miss.

Say...

You're new here, aren't you?

I thought I was getting off at
Waikiki, now I'm stuck.

Oh, well that's amazing.

Why?

The exact same thing
happened to me.

You don't say?

Now, don't think me too forward,
but I was thinking

of attending the
market Master's ball.

And I was wondering-

Get to the point!

What's this got to do
with making daughters?

Ah!

Teach your friend some manners
why don'tcha?

Maybe I should.

But then...

Maybe...

I shouldn't...

Kug,

I have a plan.

WHAT?

Come on, ladies

you know the law.

Kug, you ugly old mango

What are you enforcing that old
poop for all of a sudden?

Yes. Yes. Yes. That appears to
be all of them.

Very good, Kug.

Now, come back
at sunset in your best clothes.

Ladies, ladies. I'm so sorry

Kug treated you so rudely

But there's one small favor I want
to ask of you.

I promise compensation

riches, power too!

It's not too tough if you ask my view

but once the party
starts tonight,

ust cling to Kug

and hold him tight.

I promise you he will not fight.

He wants a kid. He needs a kid.

No, no, no, no

love for a cop

who would lock us away

and chain us up!

Especially with such an ugly

crop of hair.

And no hygiene to speak of.

Ladies, wait!

You don't understand.

Kug is really

a powerful, man.

Is really a powerful, man. He
could put you in positions

of authority.

Or at least when
you're working, he could

Or at least when you're
working, he could leave you be.

Leave you be.

It's out of the question.

No way, man!

Not for money, power, jewels

a shop, or even land!

Why, I never met such

Why, I never met such an obstinate
group of violators of city ordinance

an obstinate group of
violators of city ordinance

Isn't there even one of you

Isn't there even one of you
who's out just to make a buck or two?

Who's out just to make a buck or two?

I'll do it.

Porking me ain't easy

and diddling me ain't fine.

But if he aims it right,

and shoots his coppers good,

I'll squeeze him out a kid or two

that will look just like him.

But I want lots of money

And I ain't fake no

prim.

No, no, you certainly won't
fake any Prim.

Sorry, man

but if you don't
meet the dress code,

I can't let you onto the boat

No, no, no what are you doing?

Kug is our guest of honor.

Come on up, I love your hat!

Tre dashing!

Pig-licking dandy.

You ever been on a
yacht before, Kug?

No.

Oh, it is absolutely the best.

Drink up.

Oh, no.

It's against the law to drink
while I'm on duty.

And I'm always on duty.

Did you forget?

You're on the sea now.

No laws out here.

There's...

no...

lawless sea!

My God!

Hiyaa!

I'm gonna be mayor!

Woah!

- Gimme, gimme that sash!
- Mr. Mayor

I am so sorry!

I am so sorry! Kug, get off!

Kug, get off!

What were you thinking?

Oh, quite all right, Besto.

I'm still young and popping!

I'm still young and popping! I can
stand a tackling every now and then!

I can stand a tackling every now and then!

Hope to administer a couple of
tackles tonight myself

If you catch my drift

Say, uh, when-when were you
planning on leasing the, uh...

You know...

Yes, yes, Kug and I were just on our way to

do that.

Huh?

Your daughter lies this way,

old friend.

Ladies, I am pleased to
announce that you are free

Please enjoy the party upstairs.

I think I'd have more in jail.

You're free to stay and watch.

All right, all right!

I'm moving on!

Good luck, Kug.

You heard the man.

Go enjoy the party!

A whole party?

I ain't enjoying no such thing.

Why you...

Kug it's okay!

She's here to help you

with your situation.

Your daughter...

Uh, situation.

Don't worry

You'll figure it out, she's
quite accomplished.

Okay, bye now!

So, you're...

Here we go!

Is it a girl?

No...

It's a...

Besto!

It's a frog thing!

Of course it's a frog thing.

This was your first try.

You can't expect to get
it right immediatley.

Do it again.

Come here you nasty old buffalo.

Besto!

No, no, no. Do it again.

- Oh, oh oh.
- I'll just put this over here.

Can anyone else do anything right?

How many more?

Frog thing

again.

Oh...

Oi, oi, oi, oi.

No.

Get out of there!

Wrong!

Is it a girl yet?

Frog thing!

Oh!

Incorrect.

Besto!

Another frog thing.

Oh no...

Kubble's just about kaput.

It's too much.

You gotta pay me
more for this, this is...

hurting me long-term.

You promised me a daughter!

All right

listen, you two...

just keep at it.

I've got a plan.

Yes, crops are bad this year

And you with that extra mouth to feed.

Oh, things aren't looking
good for old Plop.

No. No, they aren't.

If only you had a job that
didn't depend on the weather.

Say...

I'm a good friend of the mayor.

I'm a good friend of the mayor. How
would you like to be the new town clerk?

How would you like to be the
new town clerk?

What? Me?

But I can hardly read!

It's no matter.

I just need one little thing.

And I promise I could do
this operation

with a minimum of pain

I've had the notion for quite some time.

I've got it!

Ah.

Haha.

Oh...

Ah...

Hmmm...

Hmmm?

Maybe I can just put the...

Well!

Maybe she'll grow into it.

Wake up you happy pappy!

Huh?

May I present...

your daughter.

Kubble!

Kubble, wake up!

It's a miracle!

Now I have a daughter of my own!

Oh, Besto, you're the best friend

I could have ever hoped for!

Oh...

She found her own way out, did she?

Well I still want my money,

Besto.

Of course, dear Kubble.

I happen to know of a rather
large farm

I happen to know of a rather large farm that I believe
the town records will indicate is in your name.

That I believe the town records
will indicate is in your name.

Pays me in dirt?

Ugh...

How do you like that?

Now everything will be good forever!

I will call you...

Sophia.

But all was not good forever...

for after 15 years festering

on the ocean floor...

Plop's daughter has risen as...

Gutgirl!

Gutgirl!
And is now trudging towards Sophia

And is now trudging towards Sophia

to force her into permanent matrimony

with her love...

the bizarre monster...

Gutboy!

Beautiful Sophia,

15 years ago,

you stole my skin

Now my one true love
has fallen in love with it

Now my one true love has fallen in
love with it and I need it back!

And I need it back!

And I need it back! I don't know what
you're talking about, you crazy monster!

I don't know what you're talking
about, you crazy monster!

Quiet!

If you don't give me my skin back,

I'll drown us all in blood!

So help me I will,

I know how to breathe underwater!

Okay, wait!

Give me a chance, at least

I-I don't think I ever stole your skin

but if I did, I certainly
didn't mean to

Be fair.

I will trade you my skin

for the answer to a riddle.

Very well.

Okay.

Um...

Okay. Hold on, okay.

I've just begun trying to utter
my name

and if I cannot then
it's you that's to blame.

Submerged in dark waters,
I see, hear and smell.

Allowing abstraction in
you do I dwell.

What am I?

My brain,

yes,

very well.

Now, to sign the marriage
contract.

So long, beautiful Sophia.

I'm off to claim my groom.

Wait!

What?

I said I'd trade you my skin

for the answer to my riddle.

The answer to my riddle was your brain!

Give me your brain!

Well, that worked out better
than I could have hoped.

NO!!

Whoa...

What am I now? I

Such a mix of memories and powers

but I feel completely new and...

so refreshed!

Hmmm...

Well, they are married now I suppose.

I had better go warn Gutboy.

Gutboy

Get up! You're in a pickle!

My head hurts.

Yeah, it's bleeding.

What?

Oh, right.

So,

the good news is, you're
married to Sophia!

Really? That's wonderful

Really?

Well sorta.

It's more accurate to say that a
chimera of Gutgirl and Sophia

with the skin Sophia had
been wearing for so long

has and may enforce a license of marriage.

Okay.

Wait, aren't you Gutgirl?

I was.

I was Gutgirl and I was Sophia

We kind of got mixed up.
There was a brain swap.

You can call me...

Sophieguts Prettybutts.

I think it's accurate enough, don't you?

Anyway,

she's the one with the thumb prints.

Oh.

Oh. I don't think it's quite
fair to call her Sophia, though.

I don't think it's quite fair to
call her Sophia, though.

I don't think it's quite fair to call her
Sophia, though. So I'll call her Skingirl!

So I'll call her Skingirl!

I say she'll enforce
the contract because

All of my old obsession with you is gone.

So it must have ended up in her.

Along with my anger, evil
daddy issues,

along with my anger, evil daddy
issues, And overwhelming sexual mania.

And overwhelming sexual mania.

Oh...

Yeah,

I can still play piano, though

which is pretty cool

Neat!

I would apologize, but most of
the guilty parts ended up in her

but the more evil she is,

the more I pity you,

the more I pity you,
even if I'm not guilty.

Even if I'm not guilty.

So.

I thought...

I could offer you another
wish to make up for it.

Really?

I could...

nullify the marriage contract.

Or...

whisk you away to France!

- Or...
- No!

Nuts to love!

You missed it, but these guys all came and
stole my fishing pole!

I want revenge!

Perfect!

Who are the fiends?

Plop the clerk,

Kug the policeman,

and most of all,

Besto the capitalist.

Consider it done.

Hold on there!

I don't want you...

draining spleens or whatever your

weirdo idea of revenege is.

Fair enough.

What do you propose?

I'm coming with you.

First, we're going to Plop's house.

He should be having this
midnight tea now.

And I want to fish it.

What?

Put a fish...

in his teapot.

But...

Hold on.

Where can we get a
fish at this hour?

You forgot.

I used to be a fisherman.

Woah!

You two? The new servants?

The host is getting stranger and
stranger taste these days.

Indeed.

Well, take him his tea.

Perfect.

Plop?

Oh!

We brought you your tea!

But it's impossible!

Back from the grave?

Ooo!

Finally come for me!

That's...

a downer.

- Let's go to Besto's
- Let's go to Besto's

Poppy, poppy, Pappy!

Please eat my pill!

You can play policeman if that
eases how you feel.

But Pappy or policemen,

you have to help if first I still

I promised I can wed my lover, he
will only yield.

I know he'll try to weasel
that, I know

he'll try and run!

And that slutty, skanky, skinless girl

wrongly gets all in the fun.

You have to help me stop them!

So that we can become one!

You could knock him out

or tie him up, or
scare him with your gun!

But I need your help convincing him

and freshen up and
clear your meaty head.

Oh that you inspire dread!

Oh, I sit out the quickest
route to

Good lord.

I know that scream.

Kug will be awake soon,
we better be quick.

Okay, but keep quiet.

- Shh!
- Okay!

Jeez!

Uhhh...

Uhhh...

Well, I'm out of ideas.

I know a secret way in!

How'd you know that?

It's from beautiful Sophia's brain.

But how would Sophia know a secret
entrance to Besto's house?

It doesn't make any sense.

Gutboy!

Whoop!

Royal blue.

Whooaaa

Gutboy...

What-I wasn't doing anything!

Great revenege idea!

Ooh, right!

Look...

Besto uses this huge hammer to crack
his worker's skulls for breakfast.

He eats brains.

Ech!

He should be asleep right now

in that huge fancy bed of his.

We can sneak into his bedroom,

raise that hammer and give him

a serious Bonk in the face.

Gutboy?

That's a pretty good idea.

But I've got one that's way better!

Let's drink all his wine!

Rhinocerai

and elephants

love to do...

the wine-o dance.

Woo!

Cuttlefish and swordfish too

do the wine-o bugaloo

Champagne is great with pretty girls

but dancing's best with animals.

Woohoo!

Oh lordy!

How are we going to drink all this wine?

One bottle at a time.

Ha! No way!

That'll take us a hundred years.

No it won't.

Watch.

Oh...

maybe not such a good idea.

Oh man!

It's Besto!

Quick! Hide the bottles!

I'm not going to hide the bottles!

I want him to see!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

We gotta put-we gotta put
all these bottles under this rug.

Ugh, what is this rug made out of?

Let's show Besto.

I'm proud of what we did.

Besto!

You are a garbage man-

What-

Intruders.

One second.

Oh my god, they're huge.

Oh. Idea!

Intruders?

Where?

You.

You aren't Intruders?

What, us?

Who are you, then?

Why...

We're Besto's wine disposal technicians..

Yeah, that!

Oh, our mistake.

Well, we'll let you get back to your work.

Wait! Um...

There's a way too much wine.

If we can't get rid of it all,

Besto will chop us up.

He is such a mean, man.

But what's that got to do with us?

I'm hereby deputizing you two

to help us drink all of
the wine in the cellar.

Oh, I don't know.

I've never drank wine before.

I'm not sure I could do it right.

That's crazy!

Come here, I'll show you!

Now,

this wine...

Drinking it, uh...

Is really easy,

Just, uh...

do...

like...

this.

Wha!

Hold on, hold on,
there's more, there's more.

Now, you try.

Do like this?

You got it!

Oh...

I think I like wine.

You think you're looking so good.

And I'm thinking you're right.

'Cause when we're together,
I get bothered and hot!

I'm like a fire burning straight
through the night!

You know I'm different with you

the pedal's heavier when I drive

I feel you take me over and I
lose control

and I finally feel like I am alive!

I can do anything!

'Cause you make me whole!

I can do anything!

It never takes a toll!

I can do anything!

I wanna lose, lose,

lose control!

I wanna mess with everybody,
don't care who I offend.

I wanna play hide-and-seek

and I wanna pretend

that I will always be this crazy

and this night will never end.

I wanna scream, scream, scream

'til the sun comes up.

I wanna sing, sing, sing

'til my lungs blow up.

I wanna squeeze you

tight and never let you go

I wanna lose control.

Oh, baby, can I complete?

I kept the secret so long.

Just when I thought I love you

everyday 'til I die

Why you gotta go and prove me wrong?

It seems impossible

the way to touch my soul.

But it's unstoppable!

Falling down your rabbit hole.

Am I an obstacle?

Oh will you let me lose control?

I wanna mess with everybody

don't care who I offend.

I wanna play hide-and-seek

and I wanna pretend

That I will always feel this crazy

and this night will never end.

I wanna scream, scream, scream

'til the sun comes up.

I wanna sing, sing, sing

'til my lungs blow up.

I wanna squeeze you

tight and never let you go

I Wanna Lose Control.

I Wanna Lose Control.

Oh boy. What a crazy night.

Hey, Sophieguts

Wake up.

If he wants to marry my daughter,
I'll give him a daughter...

Gutboy!

Keep it down!

- Come here, you.
- Woah, woah, wait, wait!

Wait, wait, wait!

Ow!

Oh.

That kind of helps.

You have to marry my daughter.

Called it.

I don't want to.

I don't know what you did to her

But she's not the same.

She's become a much worse singer

for one.

I never touched your daughter!

Then, how do you explain...

this?

Uh...

conspiracy?

Yeah, conspiracy.

You stay out of this, you!

Oh!

What happened here?

Party.

Yeah, we were going to invite you

but you were asleep.

That's...

that's Joe's head bone!

You...

Need to go to prison!

Come on, Gutoy

Come on, Gutoy
we're taking a ride on my new yacht.

We're taking a ride on my new yacht.

I don't really want to go to prison.

Hold on!

Sophie!

Wait!

Take me too!

I cannibilized too!

But we're supposed to
get revenge on him!

Hang on, Gutboy

I've got an idea!

Okay, bye!

I hope you save me!

Woah, woah, woah!

Ah, man!

Now I'm in jail!

Hi there!

You stay away from me, you...

banana head!

Well I don't know if the
other one told you,

but I got quite a few of her powers!

Woah!

Now come here and admire me

before I break your spine!

I won't!

Woah, woah, woah!

Uh oh.

You got...

my dress...

BLOODY!

Stand over there!

To the left!

Stop slouching!

Now, ask me how my day was.

How was your day?

Awful! You ruined my dress!

All right, you two.

It's wedding time.

Dearly beloved,

we are...

gay-hered

here...

today...

Sophieguts!

- Quiet!
- Ow!

Dare-ley

bee-loved...

we are...

gat-turd...

her today...

to bend...

in...

holly...

holly... M-matro-

M-matro-

mae-tro-mo...

We're on the deck!

You're making this very hard.

Uh, I didn't mean to.

All right!

Because I'm ship captain...

I make you marry!

Now kiss!

There they are!

Skingirl...

get off him!

Wha-what...

the Hell...

Hiyaa!

Gutboy!

Gutboy!

You slimy little...

get off!

Don't put me down!

What's happening?

Ow!

Oh no, my hat!

Skingirl!

Come back here!

I raised the frogmen as much
as you did, Sophieguts!

I will use their magic to revive my
father as a god.

For the underwater paradise...

and then I'm coming back for you.

And him.

Well how do you like that?

So...

I guess we own this yacht now.

Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool.

You think he has any
fishing stuff on here?

Probably not.

He was pretty lame.

Haha, yeah.

Hey, I found my old fishing
pole.

Cool.

Can you teach me how to fish?

Sure.

So, where do you want to go to?

I don't know.

Let's go on an adventure.

The ground below me shook as I tried
to stand my ground

building the strength
to face what was coming.

But I was caught in a vice.

That I could not escape...

I felt myself change

wondering what I was becoming.

The beast emerged from the wood

terrible and tall

his prerogative: killling
everything he sees

his breath was heavy, his eyes
were black

and he wore an evil frown.

As bad as he was, the
beast was inside of me

When I was a young boy, I was
the sweetest little guy.

I would help anyone who
called my name

but on my 10th birthday, the
dark side found me

and it changed me and I'd
never be the same.

Now I am the Beast

and the Beast is me.

We are one in the same,
standing in the far off scourge

And I look around at the scattered bodies

of friends and lovers lost.

Nothing can stop me, not even
St. George.

Ho ho, ho, ho, ho. Ho. Ho.
Yeah. Give me a phone.

I'll take a phone.

Kubble's a land owner now!

My farm.

I'll make the corn grow all right.

I earned this corn with every
drop of dripping I had!

Kubble's corn.

Oh...

Yep. Looking good.

Oh, Kubble's looking pretty good now

ain't she, boys?

Brekkek!

Coming mother.

Not corn again!

I'm afraid so.

Spit on it.

It's gross!

You're starting to
look pretty tasty yourself.

You wouldn't want to eat...

me.

I'm hungry!

Ricketts.

Oh.

Huh.

Go on, get the husk and bones.

Momma's gonna see herself a show.

Bones of corn and corns of feet...

feet of refuse are gross to eat.

Nasty spirits I entreat

Show me them girls who's indiscreet

So, he takes
me into the barn, right?

And it's like a freakin Zoo,
there's cows and horses,

and pigs.

And here's the weird part:

there's goats on top of everything

they're standing on the hay

they're on the little farming machines

There's goats ontop of the cows!

Oh crabs. They're just talking.

Don't you women ever work?

Why are they on things like,
they don't know about the ground?

So then he gets his eyeballs open, real
wide, right?

And he says to me,

“ain't only the goats that gots
things they wanna be on top”

Gross.

Can you believe it?

Mmmm... meh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

So I says to him, “Rudy

You're no goat, you're a pig.”

But that didn't stop him. He says,
that's right, he's a pig and he

wants to go Hog Wild, he says.

The nerve!

After we, you know, take care
of business and he's all

sprawled out on the hay there,
drifting off. I say to him,

“Rudy. You can't sleep in the
barn like an animal.

“Rudy. You can't sleep in the barn
like an animal. It's disgusting.”

it's disgusting.”

He says to me,
it's his barn, he'll sleep where he likes.

So I say, “Fine, Rudy,
you want to sleep like an animal?

You can live like an animal.”

And I go out and I lock him in there!

Rudy may have been a louse

but he was a louse with a habit

and plenty of money.

Ah, he's fine!

Ah, he's fine!
What we need is a girls' night out.

What we need is a girls' night out.

Hey, hey, that's a great idea.

WHAT?

Girls' night out??

What do you wanna do?

Without my Kubble??

We could go to Penelope's joint.

They've got a live band there.

Brekkek!

Go bring the girls here.

Think they can go out
without me, do they?

We'll show 'em.

We'll show 'em real good time.

We're gonna serve those girls

their own kiddies in pies!

But... where are they?

In the pot, in the pot!

In the pot you go!

Get in the pot!

- Uh, h-how should...
- There in the pot!

- Should I, uh...
- Get in the pot!

Get in there!

I don't care-

just, just go.

Oh the last time I had seafood, I...

What the f-

Woah!

You gotta be...

That's crazy!

Hey, who is that?

I understand that you ladies are

organizing a girls' night out.

You got some questions to
answer, bub.

Very well!

My name is Brekkek.

Sent by the gods
of advertising to

take you to the best new
supper club

in town!

Now if you'll just follow me.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?
Hold on a minute, there.

Hold on a minute, there.

How do we know you ain't
just some pervert?

I know how we can test him.

You said you was sent by

those advertising gods.

Uh...

Ain't they sending you with
some kind of Insignia?

Certainly. I think I could...

give a demonstration.

All that magic is asking for
what you want.

All that magic is asking for what you want. And
if they want to give it, you're gonna get it.

And if they want to give it,
you're gonna get it.

Oh boy, are you gonna get it.

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Please stop!

I really want to buy that Gutboy
collection on VHS.

I always wanted to be a...

a star.

It killed Claudette!

Claudette is dead!

Well, I guess we can trust anyone

sent by the gods of advertising.

So where's the best place to
spend our girls night out?

These girls are in for a big
surprise.

Takes love, takes love...

It's perfect.

Uh oh, here they come.

I don't know...

This is kind of a weird looking club.

Is that Kubble?

What are you doing in this club?

Don't worry about it, ladies.

Uh...

Sit down

- Sit down here!
- All right!

Yeah, time to eat.

Come on. Come on.
I don't got all day.

What's the meaning here, Kubble?

It tastes like chicken,
but it's lighter.

[indiscernible

Joke's on you!

Never girls' night
out without Kubble!

You've been eating your own
kiddies in pies!

That's the meat!

Blech!

Gross.

Kubble, this is frog meat.

These weren't our children,
they were yours.

You're all a bunch of child-eaters!

You're all a bunch of child-eaters!

Now out! Out!

Out!

Get out of here, you child-eaters!

This is private property!

This is Kubble's farm!

Hey, what's wrong
with you, ghosty?

Ghosty, not even alive.

You're dead.

You wouldn't want to eat me?

I'm hungry!

“Don't eat me” my foot!

I ate you 15 minutes ago.

Ricketts, yeah, right.