Guadalajara (2018) Movie Script

[instrumental music]

[bottle cap pops]

[bottle cap pops ]

[spray noises]

[bottle cap noises]

[hands rubbing]

[sigh]

[Spanish]

[sigh]

[Spanish]

[sigh]

[Spanish]

[sigh]

[Spanish]

[sigh]

[Spanish]

[grunting noises]

[objects clattering]

[Spanish]

[sigh]

[Spanish]

Hernardo, wake up

Where are they?

- What?

- Don't play dumb with me, I know you took them.

- I didn't take anything. Now get out of my room

[Spanish]

- I didn't take your sapatos. Now get out

- Hernardo.

- Get out

- One

Two

[shoes clattering]

[Spanish]

[shoes clattering]

[Spanish]

[door banging]

[footsteps]

[sigh]

[bed squeaks]

[coughing]

[grunting noises]

[clattering noises]

[sigh]

[door opening]

[Spanish]

- I left you some pan dulce.

[clattering]

[food crumbling]

- What, you're too good for Conchas?

[chewing noises]

[Spanish]

[food crumbling]

[hands rubbing]

- I'm gonna be home late so don't wait up

- I never do

- And if I bring someone home, don't do anything stupid

- I won't

[shoes stepping]

[hands rubbing]

[shoes stepping]

- Here

- Happy birthday

[kissing noises]

[Spanish]

- You've been here all fucking day

[door banging]

[garter flicks]

[objects clattering]

[zipper noises]

[objects clattering]

[hands rubbing]

[knob turning noises]

[door opening]

[instrumental music]

[light switches]

[instrumental music]

[cabinet door opening]

[instrumental music]

[zipper noises]

[instrumental music]

[zipper noises]

[instrumental music]

[Spanish]

[shoes tapping]

[knocking sounds]

[Spanish]

- You're just so strong

You're so handsome

[instrumental music]

Take me, I'm yours

[instrumental music]

[footsteps]

[sigh]

[footsteps]

[door opening]

[footsteps]

[instrumental music]

[sighing]

[garter flicks]

[instrumental music]

[sighing]

[footsteps]

[door opening]

[instrumental music]

[door bell ringing]

[radio playing in the background]

[cash register buttons beeping]

[cash register noises]

[cash register ringing]

[door bell ringing]

[gunshots]

[suspenseful music]

[plastic wrap crackles]

You bitches got any drugs?

[Spanish]

-Did you just ask me for drugs?

- I know you holding

- Shut the fuck up

[groaning]

[fence clattering]

- Get the fuck out of here

- Don't see us again

- Fuck you, bitches

- What's up, fool?

- What're you looking at?

-Nothing, uh

-Are you retarded or something?

-I said, what the fuck are you looking at?

-Nothing

I...

-You, you were just, what?

-You were just looking all of this, wondering what we'd look

like we're naked, touching your lil pito and that shit?

-That's sick, man

-You're right as me, this fool's sick

[wrapper noises]

-Stop it,

Stop

-Or what, you're gonna cry, little baby?

-Yeah, you gon cry, boohoo

-No

Stop it

Get me off, get off of me

[whimpering noises]

Mom

-Look what I found

-Lipstick?

-Poor [Spanish word] lying there, crying and shit

I got something that'll make you feel better

-See you later, mariposa

-Bye, faggot

[music]

[children giggling noises]

[indistinct chatter]

[church organ playing]

[pages flipping]

[instrumental music playing]

[lid pops]

[instrumental music]

[footsteps]

[keys clanking]

[door squeaks]

-Hernando, are you here?

Of course, you're here

You're always here

Did you make me dinner?

Why is it so dark in here?

[footsteps]

Go change

Now

-No

-What did you just say to me?

-I said no

-Don't make me go over there

-I'm not changing

[background noises from neighbors]

-Cut this shit out

You need to man up and stop acting like a marica

-I'm not a marica, you don't understand

-What is there to understand?

-Don't you see?

I'm a woman

I've never been this man

All you do is yell at me, you can't even see what's right

infront of your face

-Stop playing games

-Don't you see this isn't a game?

This is who I am

-So you think you are a woman?

-I know I'm a woman

-[Spanish]

-I don't feel like a man

I'm trapped in this body that I hate

And I'm not going to play pretend anymore

Say something

-What?

What do you want me to say?

That I'm happy my son's a tranny?

[Spanish]

-You know how much that hurts me?

You love to hurt me, don't you?

Go on, kick me out

-Hurt you?

[Spanish]

-Why can't you just be a [Spanish]

-And you couldn't accept me?

I mean I takes up the fact that you are a whore

And you...

[slapping noises]

-Don't ever say some shit like that to me

I did the best I could for you

You think I wanted this?

No.

I had to do this and now I can't do anything else

[sigh]

But you Hernardo?

You can do something for yourself but you decided.

You chose this

-Oh really? You think this is a choice?

Why would I choose this?

Look

I know this is a lot to handle

-Well, that's for damn sure.

-I'm not expecting you to understand.

All I'm asking is that you let me be me

Guadalajara

[cough]

[laughing]

-Guadalajara?

[Spanish]

[liquid splashing]

[pitcher sounding off]

[shoes stepping]

[Spanish]

-Come on here

[footsteps]

Let me fix your fucking hair. It's all chipped

So much for home.

-Put it up to the side.

-Okay, hold on

[sigh]

-You don't have to do this

Stop doing..

[garter flicks]

-Where did you get this?

[muttering]

[sigh]

[instrumental music]

-Hey, putas

-Are you talking to me?

-I don't see any other thumbholes around you

-Oh fuck no, let's go esme

-Bring it, fat pussy bitch

[Bag collision noises]

-Ugh, fuck

Okay

-Ugh, stop. Ow

-This is for fuck my little cousin

-Ow

-This is for ruining his birthday

-This is for calling him a fat ass

-We fucking get it

We're sorry

[groaning in pain]

-Shut up

-We get it

-Shut up

[pockets rustling]

-Hmm

-Oohh [Spanish] huh?

[pockets rustling]

- Any of you got a light?

- Yeah, Esme does

[Spanish]

-Don't be a little bitch, we shut up

[objects clattering]

[lighter flicking]

[indistinct whispering]

[coughing]

[inhaling]

-Damn, shit's fire

Where'd you get it?

-Are you trying to kill us or what the fuck?

-No, I'm trying to teach you a lesson for fucking with my little

cousin

-We're sorry. We're cool. We're cool

We're sorry for fucking with your little cousin

You know, my lil brother, he's a faggot too. He likes to dance

around in my clothes. Seeing Rick and Morty and that shit

-Alright [Spanish]

Come on, Coneja. Let's go

Wait hold up, hold up, hold up

-No, what're you doing, come on

-Esme, we could really use a home girl like that around here.

Honestly

Hey, why don't you come over with us?

Well, unless we're gonna jump you or some shit

-Oh bitch, I like to see you try

-Chill, chill, chill

So, I'm Coneja and this is my homegirl, Esme

She's a lil slow so who are you?

- My name is Guadalajara. My friends call me Guada

- Well, let's go, Guada. Come on

[Spanish]

- Give me a minute, bitches

[handbag clattering]

[rocks clattering]

Hey, wait up

[instrumental music]

Okay, bitch, how much you got

- I got 2 cents and 2 tetas

- I got 10 dollars

- Okay, same

Maybe one of you guys can convince him to give us 2 Gs for a 15?

- Why are you looking at me?

- Bitch, you know he's got the hots for your little

religious thing

- No, I don't want to compromise my Christianity

- I got this

- Okay but you better work here, Guada

- I got this

- Honestly

- I'm gonna have him

[muttering]

Okay

[shushing]

He's coming, be cool

He's here.

- Sup [Spanish]

- Andres, don't play with me right now. I've been smoked all day

And I will fucking kill you

- I would love to see you try, little girl

- Shut your ass up and get in the car before I have Esme

run you over

- Alright

- Let's fucking go

- Chill

[Spanish]

[car door opening]

[car door closing]

- So who's your friend?

- Oh, that's just Guadalajara

- I'm Guadalajara but you can call it Guada

- Oohh, Guadalajara, eh, sexy

- It is

- So what's up, Esme, you still keeping it tight for Jesus?

- Andres, stop fucking around.

Are you gonna give us the shit or what?

- Damn, girl, are you on the rag?

- No, bitch. Come on, let's go. Give us the bud.

- Or what, what're you gonna do?

- Imma wait till you fall asleep. Imma crawl into your shit

house and cut of your bowls and feed em to you in your sleep.

- Alright, fuck. No need to get all dramatic and shit

How much do you want?

-Well how much can you give us for 15?

- I can give you a gram

- We were family, can you do 2 Gs?

- Yeah, is there anything we can do to convince you?

- Damn, girl. So, it's gonne be like that?

- It can be whoever you want it

- Damn girl, you a freak

- Get the fuck out of the car

[Expression in frustration]

- Get the fuck out, get out, bitches, get the fuck out

[instrumental music]

[car door closing]

[gagging and coughing noises]

[Spanish]

[seductive noises]

[car door opening]

[exhalating noises]

[car door closing]

- Keep the money

[car horning nearby]

What's your number, babe?

[sighing]

[phone dials sounding off]

We're gonna have to do that again

-Bet

[exhaling noises]

-Later, bitches

When I call you, you better answer

- I will

[butt slapping noises]

-Slut.

- Whatever, you're just jealous cuz you wanted him too

- Whatever

- What the fuck was that?

- You told me to work it

- No

- But not all over my backseat

- Don't. I just blew him

- Really, because it seems like you did a lot more than that

- Okay, stop. Whatever she did, fucking worked.

And we got a nade for free. So, let's smoke, okay?

- Fuck, yeah

- Let's go

- Watch your little ass, bitch

Get in the fucking car, yeah you better get in the fucking car,

bitch.

[instrumental music]

[bubbles popping]

-Guada

You can get the first tote

[exciting exclamation noises]

You want a lighter, or should I?

- I have a lighter

- Okay

- Thank you and don't mind if I do

- Calm down, calm down

I told you my doped ass cousin would come through

[exhaling noises]

- Oh, he always comes through

- What's that supposed to mean?

- It means simmer the fuck down and take your lil piss,

eat your little mango

I'm just saying that he always

[Surprise exclamation]

cum as through.

[sigh]

- You're a slut

[puffing out smoke noises]

- You're just jealous coz I'm soft and you're a

hairy ass buffalo

- Say that to my face

- Hairy ass buffalo. I'm sorry, okay

- We got bomb ass shit, didn't we?

- Stop

- I'm trying to eat

[bubbles blowing]

- I'm pissed at the same time as not using

- It's bomba

[laughing]

- So what you do, didn't he like bite your ears and kiss your

neck and shit or what? Come on tell me, you're like my eskimo

sister now or whatever so.

[subconscious thoughts vocalizing]

- First he grabbed my tetas real hard, and then, and then he

Circled his lips around mine until we were gently kissing and.

Then we fucked and then in 2 minutes. He's done.

- So he didn't kiss your neck?

- No.

- Got my ass drowning over here

- Oh, here

[exhale noises]

[water splashing]

[toilet flushing]

- Here, can I use your thing?

- Why can you never get your own shit?

- Mango

- You're literally always using my shit

- No, I'm not

- It's like your mom doesn't buy you anything

- She doesn't buy me anything

- She truly doesn't

- She doesn't buy me shit

[Spanish]

- Conejo, where'd you get this mango from?

[lighter flicks]

-Down there, down the street

- Cuz lowkey?

- Go in. They go in

- They go in, I know

[gasping]

- Oh, is that me?

- You need to get your own shit, too

[exclaims in disgust]

- Hold this?

- Oh no, girl

- What?

- I need a mask

- Me too

- Me too, lowkey

- You, especially. Look at your cake. You're always frosty

- Frosty beautiful

- Frosty, my ass

[exclaims in disbelief]

- Finish explaining how these monsters be screaming at like 5 am

[laughing]

- Whatchu mean?

- Rich

- I don't live next to no Wholefoods.

- Neither to I

- And neither do I

- Money have been in my life

[Indistinct gossip]

- Shut up

- I don't know how to...

- I thought we were supposed to practice dancing tonight?

- Cuz I...[crosstalk]

- Then, let's practice

- Teach me

- All right. Let's do our dance, Conejo

- No for real, I'm not tryna go to the dance and we've already

done this

-No, maybe we can still...

- Go out and kill that shit. Teach me

- No, I'm not tryna be a dancer

- You know, I can teach you, girl but let's see...

- Oh shit, this does sting

- I told you

- I know, these shit stings

- Actually, yeah

- Ow

- Don't you ever say that to me

- Shut your dumb ass up, boy

- What?

- Egg boy, shut your lil dumb ass mouth

["Tobacco" by Girl Pusher plays]

[We might be punishers of this damned sidewalk]

[And I'll be fucking damned if the cops tell me I must stop]

[music fades]

[dogs barking]

[cars zooming]

[puffing smoke noises]

- So is this y'all like do?

- Well, we like to go shopping

- Oh yeah, shopping

-That's like so hard of y'all

- We don't pay for shit

- We like to liberate things

-What?

- We like to shoplift, bitch. Are you down or what?

- I'm so down, I love to steal

- She's never done it before, Coneja

- Yeah, I have. I steal all the time

- Okay

- Alright, let's see what you can do

- Alright

- Let's go

- You're on, bitches

- Let's do this