Grow House (2017) - full transcript

♪

♪ Once upon a time,
not long ago ♪

♪ I had an eight foot bong
with the strongest stroke ♪

♪ You know, it was known for
knocking motherfuckers out ♪

♪ One hit, that's it, then you're
sleepin' on the fuckin' couch ♪

♪ But maybe you're tripping
out rather quietly ♪

♪ Off in the corner
having anxiety ♪

♪ Hopin' for some privacy

♪ Lips touch glass smoke
fills lungs brain cells lit ♪

♪ Now you elevate,
top floor, homie, what ♪

[coughing]



♪ Man, this is bomb

♪ Once upon a time
in the projects, yo ♪

♪ Me and the homies
had to grow ♪ ♪ Uh huh

♪ 24 lights, air tight,
was lit right ♪

♪ Turn around, pounce,
one vode is clip night ♪

♪ Backwoods bought,
like I'm payin' an invoice ♪

♪ The contact have you
higher than Lloyd's voice ♪

♪ Abracadabra, lit loud
in a Rolls Royce ♪

♪ So sit your ass down,
stop talkin' and roll joints ♪

♪ Aw, my bad ♪ Hey,
what the fuck you doing, dawg ♪

♪ You just broke the bong

♪ You already
fuck all this-- ♪

♪ You know what,
pass me them papers ♪

♪ I'll roll us up
a fat one, man ♪



♪ And we'll get it lit
♪ I bet

♪ Once upon a time,
not long ago ♪

♪ I had a household bong
that my mom would toke ♪

♪ Joint rip,
got the funky feel tint ♪

♪ Xzibit just shot me a hit,
made me quit ♪

♪ Wacks got them
poppin' out dimensions ♪

♪ Oh, slam, took a dab,
started astral projectin' ♪

♪ Backwood gettin' princed in

♪ Live risin',
you still session resin' ♪

♪ Man that shit depressin'

♪ Hey, here's a lesson

♪ Yo

♪ This a procession

♪ Now back to the
lecture at hand ♪

♪ I'm about to pack this gram
in a fol' and go ham ♪

♪ Hit it somethin' hard
high feeling close to God ♪

♪ The bong hits like
a Tyson blow to the bod ♪

Oh boy.

This is the bullshit.

[hip hop music playing]

The things I do...

Well look.
It's the littlest Pep Boy.

Look at your ass over
there labor trickin'.

What the hell you
doin' with that hammer?

Don't nobody put
hammers on engines.

Old girl must be amazin' have you under
that hood labor trickin' like that.

Labor trick!

Man, don't hate on me.
I'm a professional, now.

I ain't doin' this for no bitch.
You got me fucked up.

I'm lookin' at you
doin' it for a bitch.

You right.

Hey open the door, man!

Open the door! Hey, question! Question!

What? Can you fix something
under my hood?

Hey shut up, man.

What up, man?

Nah, she is a freak though.

I just wish I would have known before
I had to do all this work, man.

That shit hard, bro.

What was you gonna do?

Increase the amount of
coochie you get in the deal?

Goddamn right!

Shit it's only right
to get a coochie raise.

Fair exchange. No arguing, bro.

Shit, she should be
airing me out

while I'm cuttin' her grass,
while I'm doin' everything.

She should be what?

Airing me out!

What the hell
is "airing..."

Airing me out mean when you keep
hittin' the keypad all you hear...

[hissing]

Ratchet! See I know
you ain't talkin'.

Ratchet!

We out here dry, bro.

She the one
got me this weed.

Let me see the weed.

Nah, bro.

I ain't trying to make you
lower your standards

just to smoke with me.

Why would I
do that to you?

Come on.
Let me get that shit.

Hey you stop fucking
playing with me.

Here, here, here.

Don't drop the last
little bit of weed.

I don't know about you
but this shit getting me high.

I think I'm high too.

What the fuck is that?

DARIUS:
What?

They look like...
remember that rap group, The Ghetto Boys?

Wow, man. Look like they in the middle
of the street, and shit.

My mind playin' tricks
on me, nigga.

Ah shit. Hey man, let's ride.

Hey. What? Who are they?

DARIUS: You know that one nigga
that's always in the hood,

act like you owe him,
some kind of chip on his shoulder?

That's him. You owe him
something or some shit?

Nah it just ain't worth it.
Let's just ride around the corner, man.

PAT: Alright let's deal...
Let's go! Let's go!

Step on it dawg!

The fuck you think you goin'?

God damn! It's jammed.

Hey I gotta fix my door. It's this new car.

I kicked off!

I tried, man!
I tried to hold you!

Wait.

This how I gotta catch up
with you, nigga?

What you talking 'bout?
I just saw you pulling up,

I was fixin' to say what's up.
What you... what's up, boy?

Come on, man.
I been...

...calling you and
paging you and shit.

Hold up, man.
Nah, that ain't what happened, man.

I tried to...

I ain't see you text me. My phone been
messing up for a minute. It's... oh...

Texts just came in.

Rollin 'Reg...

I call him a lot too
and his phone...

every time he like...

It happens....he dropped it.

He tried to call me
a lot of times.

Call me now. I dropped my phone.

Shut the fuck up, hoe.

Reg, Pat. Pat, this Reg.

Oh, nice to meet you.
Now touch your ankles, nigga.

Grab your ankles? What?

Who the fuck is this nigga?
My liaison?

I hear y'all selling
more weed than a dispensary.

Y'all got a whole
shitload of money.

Sellin' more weed
than a dispensary?

They've taken
all my customers.

But you tried to, nigga.
Pay up.

Bro, I can't keep
giving you money.

I mean I feel bad for
what happened to you, but...

...that ain't my fault... You owe!

I owe you what?

Look at me, Spoke!

Look at me!

Huh?

I don't see what's
the problem, bro.

Have you ever played soccer?

Do you know what it's like
to only get lap dances?

What's wrong with that?

And act like you feel it?

You owe. You owe, Spoke.

Man, damn!

Nigga, stop having
less money.

Why you keep going up and down, man?
Get the hell on.

God damn.

You get my keys?

Yeah man, you good.

Jesus Christ, man!

Nigga just snatched them damn
keys like they was his.

"Where you goin' partner?"

What the fuck was that?

Hey man, fire it up.

Fire it up before we pull off, man.
I need to get high.

Aw man, I smoked
all that shit.

Watching you...
that made me nervous as hell, man!

Tell you this though, I'd get some kush
right now if I had some extra cash.

You always talking 'bout extra cash.
Extra this, extra that...

What is this shit
you be talking about?

Is there some shit
you just find?

Like, extra? Man I don't gotta explain.

We all out here struggling.
Not just us.

It's like every
time I pay a bill,

another mothafucka pop up.

Shit! Money
don't grow on trees.

First of all,
we all ain't struggling.

It's you, bro.

'Cause you always out here
trying to be like everybody

that's trying
to stunt on people.

Trying to live
above your means.

You ain't got it
like that, bro!

That's it! We know that's it!

Everybody know
that's how you is.

We talk about you all
the time on Facebook.

That's right. That's it!

What, what?
Where you going man?

No, when I said
money don't grow on trees.

I know money
don't grow on trees!

If that was the case I'd be planting
pennies all over the ground!

Only thing grow on trees

is apples, oranges... Weed,

grows on...

Weed grow on trees.

We grow...

...trees! Trees!

We grow our own weed, and we
sell it to the dispensary...

We ain't gotta pay nobody.
We can smoke our own shit,

get high forever and ever!

Not to smoke the weed!

What you talking 'bout then?

Talkin' 'bout growing
our own weed

and selling it to these
damn dispensaries

that's been taking our
customers!

I was thinking the same thing.

But you know what else I was
thinking to bust it down?

We do it in
my mama's backyard.

I ain't talkin' about no
little-ass backyard boogie.

What you talking 'bout?

I'm talking 'bout
a grow house!

Yeah, that's smart. All we gotta do is

get our medical
marijuana card.

That way we can grow it.
Legally.

Sort of.

Don't you have to like be real
sick or dying or something like...

That's what
I thought! But no. Like polio?

You don't.What?

I know a lot of people
go to this place right here.

Where? Bam!

All kind of people
in there not sick.

Bunch of healthy mothafuckas
running around.

Let me see this.

Dr. Doobie? Mhmm.

Dr. Feelgood? Man ain't nobody
gonna believe that shit.

What you talking 'bout?
I'm not that stupid, bro.

That ain't his real name.
What his name then?

That's like his
stage name kinda.

To get his customers.

You mean patients.

I don't know if I want
all my info on file, bro,

'cause I'm skeptical
on that "legal" shit.

What? Man, it ain't
nothing like that.

Alright?
They know we just want the hookup.

You need to stop smoking that
whack-ass weed. Got you paranoid.

We gonna get
our medication, brother.

Yeah you right.
What illness you gonna go with though?

You know what?
I been thinking about it.

I'm gonna keep it
simple, man.

I'm gonna say I got
migraines and depression.

You call that simple?

Those near death symptoms.

Hmm.

What illness
you gonna go with?

Loss of appetite. Period.

You gonna say
you got your period?

Man, I didn't mean--

I'm messing with you, man.

I know what you meant.

It's a joke, damn.

Loss of appetite,
that's good, man.

'Cause can't nobody tell you
when you hungry.

You can't. Like, ask me
"Am I hungry."

You hungry?

Yeah, I'm hungry.

Alright, let me ask you again.

You hungry?

Nah, I ain't hungry.

That's good as hell.
Man, I should have thought of that.

I told you.
You can't think of...

Hi guys! What they do?

I'm gonna need to see
your photo IDs.

And have you sign in.

Come on... I told you
we need an ID man.

Don't worry about it.
I got that.

Thank you.

Look.

Rollin' Reg got his card
from Dr. Doobie, too.

When he was on his feet.Damn.

Way before he was rolling.

You goin' to hell.Alright.

The doctor will be
with you momentarily.

You goin' first.
You the one got me acting like this.

No I don't, man. I ain't never said nothing

about no handicapped
people to you.

RECEPTIONIST:
Okay. You are all set.

Feel free to give us a call if you
have any questions about your card

or your medicine, okay?

Alright, so your total
for the visit is $125.

$25 for the card
and the paperwork,

and $20 for the medicine.

Can you add all that up for
me, honey?

$170.

$170?

I ain't spend no $170 dollars
on no damn card, bro.

That's a whole quarter ounce
right there.

PAT:
Would you keep calm?

The card said
everything for $50.

That's still a eighth.

Look, do you wanna
grow our own shit,

or do you wanna
just keep complaining,

and getting ripped off?

I gotta think about that shit, man.
I don't know.

Okay, gentlemen.

You go first. What?

Are you two together?

PAT:
Yes.

Yeah, we together.

The doctor will see you both.

Cool. That's her...

RECEPTIONIST:
Around the corner. DARIUS: Where do we go?

Doctor.

DARIUS:
I appreciate that.

PAT: It smell good.
It smell like free sex.

Hi, guys. How you doin?

DARIUS:
Chill, man.

Yeah, help yourself.

Thank you.

So...

Are you together?

Yeah, we here together.

Hmm.

Just looking real careful.

I like to know, who's the fem?

The fem? What the...

It's you, right?

Hell no.

He had an incident
when he was little though.

Let's just move on.

Can I--can I hit that?

Yeah. Mm!

Oh yeah?

Let me try.

No.

No, I can't give you
a hit of this. Sorry.

Not until you're
officially diagnosed

and prescribed
your medication.

A'ight.

What can I do for you?

Well... I been having
a lack of appetite.

Really affecting me.

You stole my illness, nigga!

I was supposed
to use loss of appetite!

And you eatin' all that.

You can't have a loss
of appetite eatin' all that!

Stupid.

You can both have
the appetite thing, okay?

Let me write that down.

"Lack of appetite."

You know what?
You look like Mr. Ed.

These are actually for me.

Oh, sorry. They're not for patients

coming in here
and helping themselves.

Doc, they were so close...

Okay, that's alright.

Is there anything else?

Well, like I got shot...

My dick be hard......like in my left leg...

...longer than four hours......and
it came out my right leg...

...it's actually
too big for my body......out of nowhere...

...and I wanna
have sex......off the right...

...and I shit
on myself sometimes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Alright.

That's disgusting.

You don't need
any more reasons.

I'm just fucking with you.
Come on.

You seem like great guys.

Okay, there you go, boys.

And, there's a special deal
this week.

Ojai's best.

Thank you, man!

Thank you.

There you go. What?

For me? Yeah, go on.

That's a real nigga, man.

That's what
my girlfriends call me.

Look at that.
Medical marijuana ID card, bro!

We get to grow
our own weed, man!

What the hell is you doin?

Burning one.

What's wrong with you, man?

You can't just flaunt it
out in public like that!

Why not?

'Cause you can't!

F.O.H.

Foh?

Fuck outta here!

Nigga, we legally
can do illegal shit.

Damn, you right.
Let me hit that shit.

Alright, yeah.

Alright then, you mothafucka.

Oh shit!

What?

PAT:
Hold this shit.

What's up? Dude, police!

What's up, you good? What the hell...

Fire it up... Quit playin!

What?

POLICE DISPATCHER:
Unit 24...

♪ Round and round

♪ The reefer blows

DARIUS: You right man.
This shit stink.

Just straight garbage.

Told your ass.

I tell you one thing though.
We start our own grow house,

we ain't naming our weed nothing
stupid like OG Bobby Johnson,

Obama Got That Fire.

None of that. We just gonna
have some bomb ass weed, bro.

You know, I can see why
people name they strain though.

It's like...

it's your brand.

You know, this mine. This my stuff.
Y'know what I mean?

So we should name it?

Why wouldn't we?

Bad Bitch!

Bad Bitch?

"Bad Bitch" we should name it.
Hear me out now.

We should! No!

Brotha, you gotta
get the word out.

It's just like the rap game
and you know I know that well.

You don't know shit
'bout rap game.

Man don't do that.
Don't act like that.

You weren't in
the rap game, man!

My Grown Gangsta
mix-tape wasn't poppin?

Went platinum!

Get your ass out...

Okay, I'm lying.

But I did have a lot of people
trying to sign me up, like...

Who was trying to sign me up?
Tupac...

Jay-Z came at me
a couple times.

All they had to do
was promote that shit.

I coulda at least got
Mix-a-Lot money, bro.

Like Sir Mix-a-Lot?

Mix-a-Lot still
eatin' off ass!

He eating ass?

I said "eating off ass".You said...

[scatting]

♪ I like big butts
and I cannot lie ♪

That shit. That's all it takes.

One big booty song
and we blow the fuck up.

Niggas love ass.

Well I love money.

A'ight, so let's focus
on these greens, man.

Hand me that pamphlet
so I can go through it.

Let's get this thing crackin'.

"10 Steps to Growing
Medicine for Noobs."

Man, niggas on social networks
be lying they ass off on here.

Step one,

location, location,
location.2016 Bentley Convertible...

Would you stop fantasizing
on the damn Twittergram, man,

and focus?

A'ight, find a low-crime area...

[snickers]
...for your grow room.

You don't want to bring
other people's attention

or problems to you.

Well that just
shut us out

'cause everybody
around us is criminals.

Step two, live where you grow.

Get to know your neighbors.

Is it a Panamera?

Panamera Porsche. Look man,

would you stop fucking
focusing on that bullshit

and figure out how we can
get some damn start-up cash?

Is that like "extra cash"?

Look man, we gotta get like a
small business loan or something.

How your credit?

I mean, it ain't bad.

Good. It ain't good, neither.

I still got that jet ski.
That's like a carpet stain.

Every time you clean it up,
shit get dirty again.

All I got is a truck in my shed,
and I'm like, only like,

five or six payments
behind and I...

Ain't nobody gonna
give us no goddamn loan.

Come on, man.
Now's not the time to be doubtful.

Look how close we is, man.

And we won't know
nothing till we try, right?

This America!

Is it our America though?

We're African-American.

It's America.

Fuck if it's our America.

We sellin' that damn weed.

And the green fucking rush
is real.

A'ight?
Like the old school gold rush.

This our time brotha!

Okay. You understand that?

You wanna say
"we shall overcome"?

We shall overcome!

DARIUS:
Hey, you wanna hit this?

- PAT: We can't go in no bank high.
- DARIUS: Too late.

PAT: Yo,
I been banking here for years.

So that should help.

MR. WHITE:
Good evening gentlemen.

Hey how you doin... What's up, boy?

And now let me check
in here for a sec.

Uh-huh.

Alright. Okay.

You guys are here seeking
capital and...

...tell me about it. Oh yeah.

So I'm here looking to get
a little seed money

to get my
business off the... Seed money.

...ground.

Some seed money.Yes.

My bad.

As the business grows...

[Darius snickering]we can pay back...

"Grows". That's a good one.
You killed me with that.

"Grows".

Are you guys okay?

Oh, yeah!

We just excited!

You know, to get the grassroots
of this company going,

you know what I mean?
Get our feet firmly planted,

that way we can branch out
to help the whole community.

Branch.

I see.
Let me just ask you this.

What kind of business are you
guys really trying to start?

Medical consulting... Tax consulting...

Say what?

He's new to the name.

He's part of the company.
We got him from The Bahamas.

He's from The Bahamas?

Oh he just started.
He's in training for the business.

And we also need a little
extra money for that too.

Well good luck on that.

So we got it? Yeah!

Mr. White,
you will not be sorry.

That's not what I said.

I've been looking through your
history and your records here

and it just
seems as though...

I don't really think I'm going
to be able to get this bank

to approve a loan
for you guys.

Wait, what did my history say?
You lookin' at my history?

Your history, sir, is that...

you're already like $756
overdrawn in your account.

Only thing consistent
is for two years,

you do have a bank balance.

Nineteen thou--

$19.87.

Nineteen dollars?
You can't take that out the ATM.

That's stuck in there, bro.

Close that, right?
Now let's say that's closed,

and keep your mind open.

It's been hard on me.
It's been hard on America.

Especially
African-Americans.

Boom!

You guys really...
You're really taking up my time.

You know what,
I really do...

Oh, taking up your time?

I have real customers,
thank you.

You mean white customers.

Say, he don't like that.

I don't like you. Grown Gangsta
don't play that.

You don't like me? No.

You Grown Gangsta? Fuck you!

Fuck me? Wait a second!

I need Darius right now.
I don't give a fuck. Fuck him.

PAT:
That's Grown Gangsta!

Thanks, Mr. White.

That's why you comb
your hair backwards.

You old mothafucka.
His old ass.

Asshole and asshole light.

Shake up out of here.

[phone vibrating, beeping]

Okay, we need somebody
that got money

to give us some money 'cause
they know we gonna make money,

and they smoke weed.

They definitely gonna
have to smoke weed

'cause you gonna have to be high
as hell to loan us some money.

Somebody that love weed,

and wanna make some extra cash.

Brah, when you gonna stop
saying this extra cash shit.

Ain't no such thing
called extra cash.

You got extra hos,

extra holes in yo' drawers,

extra ass...

Somebody--

There ain't no such thing
as extra cash, bro.

Somebody we could
pay back in weed.

You know,
it's funny you say...

I just thought
about something.

That's the perfect candidate
to loan us the money.

I know who we can get. Who?

The king of weed.

Who?

♪ Snoop Doggy Dogg
Oh you know it. ♪

See I hit that note.

♪ Oh you know... ♪

Why you always playing when I'm
trying to come up with ideas, man?

Who for real? Snoop Dogg?

I'm telling you, bro. I'mma tweet him now.
See if he'll holler at me.

I'mma tell him to DM me.

Beastie boy, hit me up.
I need...

"Step number three:
Finances."...call me ASAP.

Make sure you have the
wherewithal...

He just DM'd me,
let me hit him up.

...and that ain't it.

Tweetin' and shit, man.

[phone beeping, buzzing]You tweetin' Snoop?

Oh shit, he callin' me.

Hello? Tweet Snoop.

What's up, boy?

Who that? Snoop? You know who this is?

SNOOP DOGG:
This D, right?

Grown Gangsta?

Oh shit!

Man, calm your
bitch-ass down!

Don't you fuck with me.
Who is that, for real?

DARIUS:
Yeah, what's up, bro?

I wanted to holler at you
about some stuff, man.

Hey I know we ain't
talked in a minute

but I got some stuff
I wanna talk to you about.

Yeah, it been a minute.

You got that good, nephew?

Yeah, man. You know I do, bro.

Shit, I mean that last one
you put out was fire, nigga.

That mix-tape was bangin'.

Oh, you talkin' 'bout
my mix-tape.

Hell yeah. You know how I do.

You know I gotta
get back in the studio.

Them streets been
yellin' for your boy.

What?

Put Snoop
on hold real quick?

Hold on, bro.
I gotta ride on my enemies.

Could you please stop fucking
talking about your rap career?

Nobody care 'bout
your little career, man.

Little rap career, bro?

You say that? My friend? No, no. Wait.

DARIUS:
My friend, bro?

PAT: I was out there with you
slinging them mix tapes. In the rain!

If it was snowing out here,
I'da been out there with a snowsuit on

helping you push the thing.
But we got Snoop on the phone.

Ask him for the money.
See if he wanna invest in this grow house

and we can get paid, man!

I'm about to do that.

But if you give it a second.
I can't just come at him like that.

You gotta finger-fuck
that in there, bro.

Do Snoop wanna invest
in our grow house or not?

Yeah.

I thought you
put him on hold. Hello?

Yeah, nigga.
Cut me in or cut it out.

A'ight, cool!

Yes! That's what
I'm talkin' 'bout, baby!

SNOOP DOGG:
Call me in the morning.

I'mma shoot you the address.
Come pick up that cash.

Hey, man.
My rap career gonna take off!

A'ight, I'm out.

Hello?

Oh yeah, so...
Yeah, like I was saying, man...

Yeah, I wanna get you on the hook
of one of my songs and whatnot.

Grow house.

Man why the fuck
I ain't think of that?

You hang up.

Hang up...
A'ight. Cool. I love you.

You did all that for a joke.

No that wasn't a joke,
I really love Snoop.

You know what I love, too?

What? Step three.

My man! "Get the wherewithal".

The wherewithal get you all the girls!
Grown Gangsta, you a mothafucka!

Grown Gangsta,
you did it, nigga!

You said you was gonna do it.
You did it! Yes!

Ooh, I knew his ass wasn't shit.

Got caught cheating underwater.

Mm.

Everybody knew it.
That's why the show's called Shadies.

It's shady people on there that
get caught from doing shady shit.

Okay, well all I'm saying
is don't let me catch you.

Catch me what?

On a episode of Shadies.

Come on now, baby.

You know I wouldn't cheat on you.
I love you.

Yeah whatever.
If you love me so much

then why haven't
you fixed the van yet?

For real...
Uh-uh, I'm good.

I'm catching hell
from these people

since I already told 'em
it was ready for donation.

It'll be finished before
you go to work tomorrow.

They sure is greedy
to be so goddamn needy.

Uh-uh.
That is not funny. Okay?

I really have a soft spot
for people in my heart

who don't have the things
that we take for granted.

What we take for granted?
We ain't got shit!

You seen where I live in LA.
My mama's house.

Oh, baby, guess what. What's that?

My boss gave me
two new properties to manage.

For real?

While these people get evicted
from they home in Bel-Air

took the sink and
trashed the whole house.

Can you believe that?

How they expect you
to rent that shit out?

I don't know. I'm gonna have
to find somebody to fix it.

The owner is some
old guy living in Miami.

He ain't thinking
'bout that place.

Better yet. That's a hard job to do.
I don't know how...

Oh shit. Hold up.
Baby I thought of something.

Oh God. What?

Why don't they let me do that shit?
Let me fix it.

Oh my god...
Darius, knock it off.

No.

For real. Check this out now.

Let me fix the bitch,

I can get some money off of it
and give you the kickback.

Everything be gravy.

Okay, so how am I supposed to
know you gonna do a good job?

Cause this is my job
on the line.

You don't trust your boy?

No, I don't trust you.

Shoot.

What am I gonna
get out of it? Yeah, yeah.

That's what I thought
was gonna come.

I'm telling you, it all depends
on what he give me.

Whatever he give me,
whatever I can put in my pocket

depending on
what I can save...

What I save,
I'll break you off.

I mean that sound cool.
It does.

I knew it do.

Alright.

But you have to promise me one
thing, Darius, and I'm not playing.

I'm not gonna go
on the show Shadies.

I ain't talking 'bout that.

Oh. What?

Don't risk my job.

Okay.

Darius, for real.

I'm serious too.
You pay my phone bill.

Don't... don't play with me.

I promise!

[door buzzes]

Alright, when we get in here,
stay focused. Alright?

Man, what we gotta get done.
It's about that business.

Business, that's
all it's about, bro.

Business.

The hell is in your mouth?

My tongue.

No, what is...

Look at your ass, man!

What you talking 'bout, bro? Spit it out.

Spit it out! I don't know where
your hand been.

You here being
all unfocused already.

Man, you think I'm going to
be unfocused and distracted.

I know what I'm doing.
It's my business bro.

You can't even
talk business.

Well don't you get in here
acting like no goddamn groupie.

That's what you don't do.

Nigga, I screamed that much
when I heard his...

Don't you get in here
acting like no groupie.

Gold grill in your goddamn mouth.
Snoop ain't got time to play.

Shit, I work hard and play hard, nephew.
Come on in.

[door buzzes]

Alright, let's go.

Open the door for me.

What?

Open the door for a thug, bro!

Open the door!
You know how I get!

♪ Ice drippin',
cream flippin' ♪

SNOOP DOGG: Yeah that's
that thang right there.

I'm gonna bring you back
in from the top.

Money, homie, you ready?

♪ Make sho
I'm on the front row ♪

♪ No diamonds
but I still glow ♪

♪ On my boss
shit call me Hugo ♪

♪ Money hungry
got dat dope flow ♪

♪ Polo is my... ♪

Hold on.

Snoop! What's up, boy!

What up, folks!

DARIUS: Slow motion. That's right.

This my nigga, Pat, man.

I'm Pat. Snoop.

Doggystyle!

Huge fan. Ever since Doggystyle I was
like, yo. I had to get that album.

'Cause I thought it
was a cartoon at first.

My mama wouldn't
let me get the album.

I was like "Yo, lemme
get two albums."

This cartoon...
Let me get this picture, man.

Let me get this
selfie right quick.

Selfie? Selfie?
Nigga, read the sign.

Taking no mothafuckin' selfies.

Ain't you the nigga
that don't like rap music

or you just hatin' on
the homie in general?

Oh, Snoop... nah... Straight up,

that mothafuckin'
Grown Gangsta mix-tape,

that mothafucka was ignant.

I told that nigga, bro!

That's what I've been
trying to tell him!

Yeah, nigga. Quit hatin'.

Snoop... Hatin'.

I'm not a hater. You know I'm not a hater.
We... Snoop...

I did not hate on him.

This my boy. I wouldn't
be here with him now!

Why would I hate and
ride with somebody I don't...

Hey, you know
I support you, man.

So D, how much
you need for that weed?

Whoa. You didn't tell me that.

I did.
I said something to you.

I did, whatever.
You just don't be listening.

Nigga, you don't know? PAT: We know.

Of course we know, Snoop.
We need like...

...ten?

Ten thousand dollars?
Niggas, you serious?

Yeah, I mean, Snoop.
We startin' from scratch, man.

Ten racks, cuz?

The rent, the electricity...

Shit, I thought y'all was
gonna ask for like fifty racks.

Fifty thousand?

Yeah, fifty racks!

Hell yeah!

No, no, no!

PAT: You're gonna have
to pay back fifty... no!

Snoop! We can do it for ten.
It's enough.

Ten is perfect.

Ten it is then.
So how much I get back in return.

How much weed I get?

Half of everything.

What the...

Whoa, whoa!

That's weed gettin' to him.

Can I talk to you
outside for a minute?

Come here,
Grown Gangsta... I'll be back.

...who ain't grown up yet.
Can I talk to you outside?

Give me a second.
We'll be right back.

What the...

[inaudible]

Hey cuz, you see them niggas'
face when I said $50,000.

[laughing]

Goofballs.

SNOOP DOGG: Money, homie, let's get
it, my nigga. From the top on the one.

♪ Ice drippin',
cream flippin' ♪

♪ Ice drippin',
cream flippin' ♪

♪ Ice drippin', cream... ♪

Don't play with me no more
you know how I get!

DARIUS:
Had to straighten him.

Yeah he straightened me
all the way out.

'Cause what
he said earlier...

He said he ain't realized
what he said.

I think I'mma take half.

I ain't with that third shit.

You heard that
through the soundproof door?

Yeah, nigga, I hear everything.
And don't forget it.

It's Snoop.

Ten racks.

Damn!

There's one condition
with that money, man.

I need the Grown Gangsta
to get up in that booth

and give me a
high 16 real quick.

That's a done deal!
Hold this, bro.

I knew he was gonna ask.

- I don't know which one...
- I knew he was gonna ask.

- I guess that's a great thing, right?
- Can we go in here?

I'm just fuckin' with you.

He just fuckin' with you.

Matter of fact I couldn't
really do it no way

'cause I got another session
with Barbra Streisand and stuff.

Was it with Barbra or Mariah?

We don't know,
I got so many sessions.

But on the real though, you get
that Grown Gangsta volume two,

nigga I'm all over it.
Money, homie, you ready?

You sure
you don't want me to...

From the top my nigga.

♪ Whenever I'm down and out
I get back to my self ♪

♪ I roll a motherfuckin'
fat bat to myself ♪

♪ Leave it to Beaver

♪ America gonna legalize,
but I don't believe her ♪

♪ Till she finally did it

Crazy.

[phone beeps, buzzes]

Damn, baby.
What is taking you so long?

You would never guess.

Oh my god, baby.

Wait till you see
this damn place.

Is that a good
or bad "oh my god"?

I mean...

...they damn near took
the whole kitchen sink.

They done took the cabinets.

Babe, they pretty
much took everything.

It's... it's ridiculous.

Will you just come on, please?

Alright, well we pulling
up to you now, baby.

Hurry up.Yo.

PAT:
Oh shit!

The girl did it big, man.
Look at this!

This is amazing, man!

You know how much
we could grow here?

This is gonna
be our big start.

Wait a minute, hold up.
I got this.

Step one...

Hold up let's go in here first.
My girl waitin' on...

Step one... Mhmm.

...location.

Step two... Mhmm.

...live where you grow.Mhmm.

- Done.
- And I got the wherewithal.

You know what, man? I think...
I should control the money.

Let me think about that...
Fuck-uh-no!

What?

Man get out of here. Are you kidding me?

Let me explain to you.
This whole grow house was my idea anyway.

You gonna tell the whole
neighborhood about it?

Shut the fuck up.
Plus Terri don't know so calm down.

What? Terri don't know?

How are we supposed to grow all
that damn weed if Terri don't know?

- Shut up!
- Should beat your ass in front of your girlfriend.

- Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Look I don't wanna get...

Hi, baby! What's up, baby.

You know who this is.
This Pat. You remember him?

Pat.

I did. I did remember Pat.

Hi.Hey.

Now wait, I didn't know
you did this kind of work.

Oh yeah.
Most of the planning

and the lighting
and the water.

Construction.

Oh the construction.
Okay, okay, perfect.

Listen, here are the keys.

These are all the alarm codes.
Now listen.

So when you guys get the estimate
costs and the supply costs...

Yes!

♪ Right back on it

So this is gonna make
my avocado super juicy?

MAN: Oh yeah. That's-- that's
definitely a good one right there.

Hey, look here, pimp.
Make sure it's juicy.

My mama will come here
shut this whole place down. Babe!

MAN: Oh it's gonna be
juicy, don't worry about it.

Hey you know my mama crazy.
She'll shut him down too.

- We need a lot of juice.
- Don't embarrass me with my bae.

Hey what's up, homie?

Well howdy doody
homies to you!

How can I help ya?

Well uh...
lookin' for a few things.

Matter of fact,
we need some lights.

- These lights any good?
- Oh!

These are just
flying off the shelves.

I can't keep them in stock.

Ran out of these
a month ago,

took me a month
to get new ones in.

I mean, they freakin' rock.

Need some of those then.

Okay, how many you need?

How many would it
take per room?

Per room?

Like uh...
growing an indoor garden.

Yeah.

Well, you know
if it's a small room

you might want to consider one of
our turnkey operations over here.

Come on over this way.

This bad boy is the
BC Northern Lights.

Okay, it's everything a
gardener needs all in one unit.

If it's a bigger room,
well you might need three or four.

Kay. Uh...

Two, four...

We need twenty.

Well, twenty!

E-I-E-I-O! Old Macdonald!

That is not a garden.
That is a plantation.

What? Plantation?

Nah, man. We talkin' 'bout
like, Whole Foods, like uh...

Mother Earth is dying.
Like we need to save this planet, man.

We tryin' to grow like
swiss chard, quinoa, and kale.

That way we... yeah.

Okay, okay. I get it.

Exactly what are you guys thinking
of using for the feeding system?

What kind gives you,
like, big ass kale?

What kind do you suggest?

Follow me.

Just the thing.
We like to hear that.

I would go
with something like this.

In fact you can integrate
a timer system

to work with the lighting
setup that I showed you

with the feeding setup.

Yeah, that sound about
like what we're trying to do.

Damn right.
Everything all on a timer,

and all we gotta do is sit back
and watch our... kale?

Alright, so...

Wrap up everything
you showed us

and we can get
the hell out of here.

You're forgetting
about the soil.

Can't we just use dirt as soil?

Well yes! Absolutely... not.

That would be like putting
spinners on a brand new Bentley.

You could, but I wouldn't.

I would. What's wrong with that?
That's nice.

- You would put spinners on a Bentley?
- Yes I would.

SALESMAN: Now I would go
with the rockwool here.

This is perfect
for indoor growing.

Will really keep
the insects out.

Yeah that's nice. Okay, so...

I guess that's all "ne weed."

We can go on get outta here.

Man, you just
said weed, man!

Didn't say weed.

Didn't he just say "ne weed"?

I heard "ne weed".

You is a nosy mothafucka, man.

But you sound like you know
what you talkin' 'bout.

Who are you?

I'm the guy that's gonna get
you guys all the stuff you need

delivered to your house,

set it up,
for the best price in LA.

No shit.

That's who the fuck I am.

Alright now we would have
been over this by now, guys,

if you were
for real with me.

Alright? I'm not
the fucking police.

Alright and I'm sure as
hell ain't your mama.

Now all we gotta
talk about is...

my cut.

Damn... alright.

We'll be right back.

I think we should
rob his ass.

Okay, look.
He's pretty for real, man.

What we gonna give him?

I'm ready to rob. Fuck it.
He white anyway.

Let's get this done, man.

What you think?

Let's just pay him in weed.

Alright, let's pay
him in weed.

Alright.

How does seven pounds
of our best organic kale sound?

That sounds delicious.

Got yourself a deal.

Deal!

You good? My man!

We good, we good.

- Cool. Cool.
- Alright, listen.

You guys head home.

I'm gonna be
hooking you up

with a guy named
Conspiracy Chris.

He's gonna get you
everything you need. Okay?

Now let's go. Let's get outta
here. I got security cameras.

Oh snap!

Pow![grunts]

♪ Hot damn

♪ Hot damn

♪ You been dreamin'
of this kitty ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, baby

♪ It's all good

PAT:
I am loving step two!

Live where you grow.

♪ Make a nigga wanna
score a touchdown ♪

♪ Hot damn

That dog is fine.

♪ Hot damn

Oh shit. Look what I found.

One of your socks?

A rabbit foot!
Good luck on top of a bible.

That gotta be double good.[caution sound]

I think that's
double voodoo.

Whatever. I'll keep it to myself
then since you such a hater.

I don't want none of
your damn rabbit foot.

Matter of fact, look.
There he go pullin' up now.

See, my luck already workin'.

- Yeah.
- You Chris?

One of you guys Patrick Hill?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's right.

Two Patrick Hills?

I only got one of you
guys on here.

I'm Patrick Hill, man.

I would have
called your ass

but Matt says you don't
keep no cell phone.

No.

Feds are just lettin' people
track themselves for them.

Then they hack into your phone,
they take photos.

Sick motherfuckers.

My girl used to go
through my phone.

She was working
for the feds.

I think she do 'cause
she went through my phone too.

Hold on to this. I'mma...

Don't mind if I do....start unloading.

This is amazing.

Go get to know our neighbors.

Go!

Garage.

Whoa, shit!

Oh hello, neighbor.
I'm sorry. Hello.

Neighbor?

Are you shittin' me?

You been drinkin' good, huh?

[glass shatters]

Alright. Well, uh...

we just moved
over here so...

You mean, my Henry sold this house to you.
[gasps] Oh!

No, no, no. Calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.

We're just leasing.
We're just leasing.

Oh. Oh thank you, Jesus.

You don't like
black people?

I do not like black people.

What the...

I love black people!

Okay. Okay.

[woman squealing excitedly]

DARIUS:
Oh, okay. I get it. I get it.

You wanted Henry,
but he left.

Okay. I could see
why you would do that.

[tutting]

You young people,
you think that you know everything.

But I been hit that.

You been hit?

You people, you sure do
need a lot of light.

You people?

Oh no, the light is just
better to see you, my dear.

Oh, that is so cute.

Yeah.

You're just like
a big bad wolf.

Yeah. Yeah.

[roar][roars loudly]

So um...

Uh-huh.

You're not married?

Nah.

Oh, oh good.

Nobody want
to put a ring on it.

- No.
- Oh good. Okay.

Just stay right...

Where am I staying?[exclaims]

What was that for?

Don't worry about it. Focus!

I have to go take care of some
grown up woman biz...

I will be seeing you around,
you young BBC wolf, you.

BBC wolf? What's that?

Big... bad...
chocolate... wolf.

Hey, I'm up here.
I'm up here. I'm up here!

Stay. What?

Hey, hey, hey!

Come back here.

DARIUS: Hey don't send
that to no blog site now.

What the hell she want?

This dick!

Man, stop playin, man.

Nah, for real! She was talking
about the man that lived here before

and tellin' me how big my
dick is and how she loved me

and how she wanna air me out,
this that and whatever.

Get out of here, man.
I don't have time for your damn games.

The bitch molested me
and everything

with a camera phone
and all that shit.

Talking 'bout
some BBC wolf.

She tried to take
advantage of me, bro!

Now I see how sexy, attractive,
Miss America people feel.

What's a BBC wolf? Shit, I don't know.

Look, you're gonna have
to stay on her, man.

Keep a close watch. I'mma watch
that chick that was joggin' earlier.

Why I gotta go with the
Benjamin Button looking lady?

Handle that.

DARIUS: I'm glad we did
these windows over man.

This is much better.

Man I had no idea all this went
into growing some damn weed.

- Hey guess what?
- What's that?

I'mma call this
The Mother Room.

That's dope.

Good thing we had Sleepy-Head
over here to help us set it up.

I see you, Dick. No, Dick.

That's right.
I see you, Dick.

Whoa, man.
What is going on with him?

Nah, maybe you shouldn't
wake him up.

Put it in your mouth.

That's right.
Choke on it, motherfucker.

[snapping]Put it in your mouth.

Nope, put it in your mouth.

Hey! Yo yo!

What's wrong with you?

What happened?

You was having some
freaky-ass dream.

Talkin' 'bout dicks and there
ain't nothing but men in the room.

That was Dick Cheney.
I was waterboarding Dick Cheney.

I got him to confess.

Confess to what?

That he killed Biggie and Pac.

I knew it, bro. See,
I told you it was like that.

You just crazy.
That's what that is.

I was just proving the point that you
can get anyone to confess to anything.

Do you understand?
Torture's a bitch.

Man, just get your ass up
so we can finish this room.

Oh my God,
that was a crazy dream.

My ass hurts.
What does that mean?

That means you need to get up and finish
The Mother Room, Conspiracy Chris.

PAT:
Kick him in his ass again.

You kicked me in my ass?

CHRIS:
We're good to go.

- Okay. Alright.
- Alright.

CHRIS: Oh no, no. Hold on.
We're not finished yet.

Somebody still has to go up and
connect the cables and then we're done.

What?

Why the hell you just didn't
connect it while you was up there?

DARIUS: I don't get why
we have to steal power.

It ain't like we gotta
pay for the bill to begin with.

So the power company doesn't
see a huge spike in usage.

And they tell the owners.
And the owners tell police.

Yeah, that ain't good.

I can't have my girlfriend
getting fired.

Fired? That happen
we going to jail, bro.

Why didn't you just connect
them while you was up there?

Oh, no, no, no.
It's your grow, it's your show.

I don't execute the connection.
I just wire it up.

PAT:
Is it dangerous?

CHRIS: It's not dangerous.
I mean the power's off

so you're totally good.
It's just policy.

And also stealing power
is totally illegal.

So what do we have to do?

Somebody's gonna
climb up this ladder...

Mhmm.

...and then you're
gonna connect the red clamp

to the cable with
the black tape

and then you're gonna
connect the black clamp

to the cable
with the white tape.

Got it, got it.

CHRIS: And then we'll
turn the power back on

and we're ready
to get growin'.

Let's do this thing.
Darius, give me that flashlight, bro.

Alright, I'mma hold it steady
while you climb up there.

I thought you said you was
in charge of electricity.

I am but I'm scared
of heights, man.

Come on. Knock it out.

Get up there. Look at ya.

Like a little monkey.

What'd you say?

Put the red clamp
on the black cable,

and the black clamp
on the white cable.

Alright.

- [sizzling]
- [screams]

Oh! Oh!

Move back!

CHRIS:
You okay?

PAT [echoing]:
Shit!

D?

D?

Man, D. Don't do this
to me, homie.

More like we did this to him.

You know CPR?

I know THC.

[knocking]

Hope that's not the police.

Do something... like pump his chest
or something. Get that mothafucka up.

[knocking continues]

Hi, um...

I heard a loud noise

and then I saw a big light
flash coming from this direction

so I thought
this would be... Here?

Yeah here... the perfect time
to come introduce myself.

Hi, I'm Madison.

Hey. Pat.

Nice to meet you.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. I'm great.

Is everything okay? Yeah!

Your friend.

You sure? Yeah, positive.

Well what...
is your friend okay?

Oh yeah. They in love.

They been
arguing all day,

he just laid down
on the ground.

He was like,
"I don't wanna talk to you."

Are you okay?
You seem a little nervous.

'Cause you came over here
all late and I get scared.

Okay. Nice meetin' you!

Another time, promise.
I'll talk to you in, like, the daytime.

I'm a daytime person.

Okay.

He's gone, man.

He gone? Gone where?

It's unbelievable, man.
He's definitely dead.

What?

Amazing.

Amazing?

Why when something
tragic happen

white people try
and make it sound cool?

It's not amazing
that my friend is dead!

No, I mean it can
be tragic and amazing.

This... It's...

I get it. I know what
you're going through, man.

I mean, this is the third one.

What'd you say?

Two...

Two other guys died
the same way.

Like this? Mhmm.

You said it was safe!
You said it was safe!

We don't have time
for this, man!

I mean, he's gonna start
decomposing soon.

Decomposing?

Yeah, he's gonna start
rotting...

smell up our grow house.

Our grow house?
Ain't no more damn grow house.

Alright? My friend's
laying here dead.

Now shut up
and let me think.

Look man. Thinking isn't gonna
bring him back to life, okay.

We gotta...

Look, his little hands
are all balled up.

It's rigormortis.

No they were always
balled up like that.

We gotta bury him.

Don't you touch him!
Don't touch him!

We have... Don't you touch him.

We're not burying him.

Okay, we'll take it slow.
Let's uh...

I'm gonna say a little prayer.

For Darius.

A fallen comrade who
died too young, too short,

small in stature but...

big in spirit.

A great man.

A man who... whose heart

was much bigger
than his body.

He stood for the
betterment of pot for all.

This goes to you, buddy.
Wherever you are.

Oh my... God?

God? Is that God? God?

What is it? Yes, my son?

Oh, Darius. My son.

Am I dead?

So that means I'm dead.
I'm dead?

Now thou shall have
known it was janky

when thou seeneth
them jumper cables.

What the hell
was you thinkin', boy?

So is that a yes?
'Cause you confused me.

Not exactly.
I'm thinking about it though.

I mean, you got potential but,

you gotta stop labor trickin'

and go out there and
pursue your dreams, my son.

You know about that too?

I know about everything.

Even things that
no one else knows about.

Like your big grown ass
having a gangsta mix tape.

You know, you too
old for that, boy.

So you saying I should
pursue my music career?

Hell no!

There's too many people out there
downloading music illegally anyway.

And I know who all y'all are.

I'mma deal with you later.
Believe that.

CHRIS:
Pat.

- Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat...
- What?

- Look.
- Darius!

Darius! What happened?

I smoked,

then I blew it out,

and then he started
coming back to life.

So blow some more smoke!

But I do like
what you're doin'

on the front lines
of this cannabis battle.

I put weed here
for you to enjoy.

And for those who need it.

Keep fightin' the good fight.

Now go back, my son.

PAT:
Darius!

D, get up!

I smell weed.

That's this weed. Yeah!

I brought him back to life!

You back, man! You back!

Aw shit!
We're back in business.

Is that all that matters to you?
Business?

Yeah.Yeah.

Okay.

I'm just glad you're okay, man.
You're my friend.

Oh man! D!

Rabbit's foot did it again.

You gonna believe.

I guess it did, man.

- It did.
- I really think it was the weed.

- So did it work?
- The rabbit's foot?

No. The electricity.

I forgot to tell you that after
you hit that main switch off,

there's a little bit of
zip left in the lines.

I went ahead
and connected those wires

so that that doesn't
happen again.

Thank you now.

Yeah, no problem.

So I guess we back on track.

Don't do that.

You sure you good?

A little.

Alright that's good, man. Okay.

Step five: Electricity, lights,
and fan installations. Done.

Step six: Feeding systems,
reservoirs, and tubing connected.

Done.

All we gotta do now
is we gotta set up the filters,

then we gotta pick up
the plants and bring 'em in.

When you guys come here
in the morning

we should be
all up and running.

Alright. Lemme
hit that blunt.

I think I need
that right now.

My friend was just dead
and now he's back.

Y'know, life is good!

I wouldn't be mad
if I saw

another jumper cable
ever again in my life.

Shit!

You didn't crank
that shit up, did you?

No, not yet. Is it working?

If I... wait till
I say crank it up.

Now? Hold on!

Ain't feelin' to get
electrocuted again.

Alright try it now.

[engine starts]

Yes! Thank you, baby!

Finally! Can I do it?

Yes. Can I do it?

Stop it.

Alright I'm about to
head over to the Bel-Air house

and get started on this work.

Okay listen,
I got all that stuff

that you checked
off on the list

but my boss wants to know
like what's the estimated time

you think that the house
is gonna be ready?

Well we just finished doing the
general cleanup and shit, so...

I guess once
the sink come in

we can get started
with everything else.

But that's gonna take
about ten weeks.

Ten weeks?
Baby that's a long time!

Shit gotta
get shipped in,

and mailed in,
that take about...

That's six weeks in itself.

God. Alright
well I'll let him know.[phone buzzes]

It should be done
in mid-April though.

I am so happy you fixed
the van for me, baby.

What you gonna
do for it though?

Oh God. You know it's going to
help a special person, right?

I know that.

Alright. You are so amazing.

Listen, I'm gonna have somebody
come later and pick up the van.

Alright? Alright cool.

I gotta go to the... office real
quick for a fast meeting at work.

Bye baby. Gotta go.

Well if it isn't ratchet
and the tramp.

Your booty getting bigger.

You just gonna ignore
my phone call, nigga?

Give me a ride, man.

PAT: Fuck them,
we ain't scared of him.

Go, nigga!

Keep runnin'! Keep runnin'!

- You good, man.
- Hurry up, man.

We lost them niggas. No we didn't.

We were in a high speed chase
with a wheelchair.

He almost caught us, man.

He almost caught you.

So what if he woulda
jumped on us, man?

You weren't gonna help me?

You want me to jump
on a handicapped dude with you?

Ain't nothing wrong
with him, man.

Anyway, I seen you get your
little labor trickin' kiss.

You know what you can kiss?

My whole ass.

Oh shit there, mammy.
One of your lyrics from your mix-tape.

Which one?

♪ I told you 'bout kissin' ♪

♪ But you wouldn't listen ♪

Yeah, I remember that shit.

Look man, last night
when you was dead,

that bad chick we seen
jogging came by the crib.

Rang the doorbell.
Said she heard an explosion.

What'd you do?
You ain't...

What you talking 'bout?

You ain't bust none.

I didn't, man.
What I look like?

Smashin' some
random hot chick

while my boy layin'
on the ground dead.

A pimp? Yeah you right.

Oh by the way,
your boy Chris picked up clones.

Meetin' us at
the crib right now.

Okay, all the timers are set
to eighteen hours.

Light timers and
the food timers set, too.

PAT:
Cool.

You're not gonna
need that pamphlet.

Nah he does.
He's growin' weed for noobs.

And it's symbolic. A'ight?

Step seven:
The plants are all in.

Ready, set, grow!

Here we go!

♪

♪ I heat up

♪ I can't cool down

♪ Got me spinnin'
around and round ♪

♪ Round and round

♪ Around it goes

♪ Where it stops,
nobody knows ♪

♪ Every time
you call my name ♪

♪ I heat up like
a burning flame ♪

♪ Burning flame

♪ Full of desire

♪ Kiss me baby,
let the fire get higher ♪

[mouthing] ♪ Abra Abracadabra

♪ I wanna reach out
and grab ya ♪

♪ Abra Abracadabra

♪ Abracadabra

♪ You make me hot,
you make me sigh ♪

♪ My penis is bigger
than yours ♪

♪ My penis is bigger
than yours ♪

♪ Especially Chris,
my dick bigger than yours ♪

♪ My penis is big ♪

Hey yo! Yo yo! Wake up, man.

There's something growin'
on the plants.

Those are called buds.

We're gonna smoke them
eventually.

I know what that is, but this
some gray moldy type shit.

Look.

That's mold.

Shit.

I just told you that was mold,
man. What the...

Alright, I'm gonna go to the
truck and get a sulfur burner.

Good morning.

So what made
all that mold grow?

That's just what happens
when the pH levels get crazy.

Gotta keep your eye on it.

That gotta be tough when you
sleep all the time, huh?

What are you talking 'bout?

Uh, my grandma told me back in
the day, like if you pee on it

that'll make all the mold go.

Your grandma grew weed?

Hey! Doesn't work.

Everything that you put
on the plants is what you smoke.

Don't do that.

Do you pee
with your pants down?

How else do you pee?
Don't y'all pee with y'all pants down?

That's why you have a zipper.

That's not a thing
that normal people do.

What's that smell?

Well the sulfur
has a funny smell to it.

Pussy has a funny smell.

That shit stink.

You'll get used to it.

Pull your pants up.[knocking]

- PAT: Who the hell is that?
- I don't know. I'mma go check.

Nuh-uh.

You stay here. I got it.
Don't pee on it!

You'll get used to the smell.
Let's go check on the other plants.

Can I pee in there? No.

Hey neighbor! How you doin'?

Hi.

Look, I just wanted
to come back here

and tell you
how rude you were to me.

Come on. You slammed
the door in my face,

you didn't invite me in,

and honestly, I was just
being a concerned neighbor.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Ja...

Madison. Madison!

I'm sorry, Madison. You forgot.

Nah, I didn't forget!

It's okay.

Madison,
it was a crazy night.

I saw that you
had a crazy... Crazy night.

...situation going on
back there.

Yeah it was wild back there.
But it's done now.

See? Are they okay?

Everybody's great, yeah.

Okay. Everybody's good.

I'm Pat.

Yeah, you said that.
Remember? The other night?

That's what
you did to me.Oh.

I do that... we do that.

Why are you
such a nervous person?

You're either really
nervous naturally,

or you're hiding something
terrible in this house.

Just because
you think we crazy,

I'm gonna invite you in.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Are you good?

Yeah. As normal as I can be.

Okay.Alright.

This is-- this is really nice.
I like this.

It is. It's nice.

In here. Wonderful.

This is beautiful though.
I love it.

Yes it is beautiful.

Sorry.

I'm talkin' about the house.

Pat! Oh!

My bad.
I didn't know we had company.

Oh.

Hey.Hello.

Hi.How you doin'?

I think I met you or saw you
rather the other day.

Oh, for real? Where?

Well it looked like you were getting
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

It was. I was getting
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

He has this
medical condition

that he can only be revived
by a man with a beard.

Hey, Chris needs you upstairs
to help him out with something.

Can you handle that? For real?

Can you handle that?
The white man needs the black man.

Go on up there. I'll be right back.
Alright?

Take your time.

[mouthing]

What's up, I'm Darius.

I'm Madison.

You can call me Dah-rius.

[doorbell ringing, knocking]

What the hell is goin' on?
Can you wait one second?

Okay. Just one second.
I'll be...

[doorbell ringing frantically,
knocking quickly]

Hey, boo. What you need?

What do I need? Boy get out the way.
This ain't your house.

What you doing?

Oh.

Who the hell is this bitch?

Huh? Got on her little
workout gear and shit?

What the hell's going on?
Y'all workin' out?

Um, excuse me.

Do I look like I workout?
Look at me!

I knew it! Alright, every man
is a shady-ass cheater!

Alright?

That is such a blanket
statement to make.

You can't just say
every man is a...

Bitch, I don't need
your two cents, okay?

I know how niggas are.

Especially this one.Oh.

What the fuck, bitch?
I'm Grown Gangsta!

Oh, you a gangsta, huh?
You gangsta?

You can't be rollin' up
in here acting all...

I will do whatever the hell
I wanna do up in this house.

Okay? Look, you need
to calm down.

Okay, you know what?
It was really nice to meet you.

Yeah you better be going before
I have to put hands on you.

Stop, don't do that. Calm down.

You better watch out.

Tell Pat I said goodbye.

Bye, bitch! Leave before you die.

Bye! Calm your ass down.

Why you acting like...

Ah, no you didn't!

Alright. What?

What is you tripping about?

...cause I know there some
other bitches up in here!

Ain't nobody up in here.

You better watch out!

Calm down! Calm down! Where you at?

Come here! Come here!

Don't play with me.
You better let go of me!

Stop. Stop! I know you got
a bitch in here.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

I got a side boo too.

What? I'm doin' the job...

Oh my God.

For real?

Well this my side bitch.
You happy?

I can't believe
them people got evicted

and left all
their weed here.

Got me taking care
of this weed they left here.

Ain't that stupid?

Oh, so you must
think I'm stupid.

It's cool. 'Cause you
gonna meet my side boo.

Make sure she
doesn't call the police!

I got you. You got a side boo?

Hold up!
I was gonna tell you!

When? Huh? After you smoked it all?
After you sold it?

Huh? After a fucking
police raid?

You wasn't
gonna tell me shit.

Calm down! You was gonna tell me

'bout that bitch too, huh?

Huh? What bitch? Oh, "huh"! "Huh"!

That's what I thought.

Fuck you Darius!

Alright? Fuck you!

I'mma show you
what it's like when you

bring some bitch up
into my people's house.

Then you wanna
start some grow house?

And you wasn't
gonna cut me in?

It's not like that
if you listen...

You know what? It's over.

Okay. I'mma show you
what it's like

when you play
games with me.

And let me
tell you something,

you really was only
my side boo anyways.

Huh? What did you say?

I think she said that
you were her side boo.

Man, shut the fuck up.

Hey man. You asked.

Look, fuck that.

What now?

She'll be back. Does she own a gun?

Nah, nah. I took all
of the bullets.

But she owns a gun?

Hey! Hey baby!

Make sure she really left.

Man, I don't know what's
going on with the filter.

Something's wrong, man.

It should be sucking out
the heat along with the weed

and the sulfur smell.

Man, for real.
It is hot as shit in here, man!

This how I know
I could never be a slave.

Man, I have
to be a house nigga.

Fuck that outside shit good.

And why would the tenants take
the air condition unit anyway?

How else you gonna
have a grow room?

That's so disrespectful, man.

I'm a Buddhist, man.
I'm a Buddhist.

I need to be on top
of a mountain,

the cool breeze,

leaves blowing in the wind...

I think I'm blacking out.

I'm gonna go open
the front door.

Let a little heat out.

Yeah that's a good idea.

Tell the guys
that I'll be back.

Yeah, uh-huh.
You better get goin!

That's what I thought.

There you go, baby.

Mm-hnmm!
I'm back. Now what?

Oh don't look shocked, okay?

'Cause I told your lame ass
I was coming back.

Listen, why the hell
is it so hot up in here?

What you doin'
here with him?

Oh no. The question is
what was I doing with you.

PAT:
Hey! Hey!

What's going on, baby?

Oh you 'bout to find out.
Alright?

And I told your ass to
stop calling me baby.

So you think you just gonna
drive off without me?

And that's the end of the story?

Keep the gun on him. Oh no, I got him.

Stop waving that goddamn gun
like that. Put it down!

Shut the fuck up. She put the gun
wherever I say she put the gun.

Look...

what's up, Reg?
What you need?

What do I need?

He's my man, fool.

He got more authority
in here than you do.

- Reg your man now?
- Yeah.

Look, man. I don't know
what she told you about me.

Oh, now he don't know
what I done told...

This is what she told me.

There's two
bitch-ass niggas...

Yup, yup!...with little-ass hands

that was trying to cut her out
of her portion of the weed money.

The money?
The weed money? Yup.

And I said, "Wait a minute,
that sounds familiar".

'Cause you know
that shit immoral.

You always trying to fuck somebody
out of what's rightfully theirs.

What the fuck?

You tryin' to fuck her
out her weed money? Yup.

You tried to fuck me
out of walking.

I go to get us some weed

and while I'm gone
somebody shoots you?

It ain't my fault you in
the goddamn wheelchair.

You say wheelchair again,

I'll roll this motherfucker
into your ass cavity.

Man, you just saying that 'cause you
know I ain't gonna do nothing to you

'cause you sittin' in that
goddamn wheelchair. Man, fuck it.

Oh no, baby!

Oh, get him!

[grunting][indistinct shouting]

REG:
Now we're here. Oh yeah!

Get this shit off me! TERRI: Get up baby!
Don't let his little ass--

Hey stay your ass over there!

I'mma get you!

Hold his...
Stop that!

What's wrong with you?

I could shoot him
right now, baby.

REG:
One more wiggle!

TERRI:
Oh!

[panting]

Alright. Alright.
That's enough.

Whoo!

Let's make a deal.

Now let's talk
business, nigga.

Yo!

[indistinct shouting]

[laughing]

What happened? Shit!

Shit!

What happened?

Oh man.

You was giving it
to Reg's ass, man!

A left, a right.

You was Darius Mayweather
in this mothafucka.

Did I win?

Nah, man.

He got you on the floor.
That was it.

Where they go?

They in the other room.

I'm fuckin' with you! I'm fuckin' with you!
I'm fuckin' with you!

They left, man.

They better have left.

Yeah they got outta here.

Good news and bad news.

Bad news, I had to
cut that nigga in on a deal.

Good news is, you and Reg,
that shit squashed.

Hold up, so you let him
roll on us?

You let him roll over on you.

He rolled you left,
he rolled you right.

That man is strong from the
waist up, man. You don't know.

He was strong
from the hips up.

He fucking your girl, man.

Whatever, man.
She'll fuck anything.

I don't even fuck with her
ragged ass. No way.

Anyway, I promised to get him
three pounds as a wedding gift.

Wedding gift? What the fuck?
They getting married?

Got your ass. You care!

No, I don't care.

Look at your caring ass,
all concerned.

I wish them the best,
I mean, if that's what he want.

Hey, you never know.

You care.
Well showing how much we're growing

so I said three pounds.

Ain't like Reg can go
upstairs and check.

We ain't getting no
ramp up in this mothafucka

so you go take
more of our weed, mothafucka.

You a vulture, bro.

I don't care,
I mean I wish them the best.

[sniffing]

You smell something?

[smoke alarm blaring]Fire! Fire!

Fire! Fire!

Oh shit! Oh shit!

Get something! Get something!
All my weed!

[Darius screaming]

Hurry up!

Oh fuck, man!

Shit! Damn!

[sirens wailing]

Oh shit. Oh shit.
You hear that?

That's the fire department. Damn, man!

They gonna wanna
come in and check around!

DARIUS: Just tell them we got
everything under control, man!

PAT: I can't do that shit.
They gotta come in. They gotta check it.

- It's they policy!
- Well that can't happen.

Oh man,
they gonna come in,

they gonna see
what we've been doing.

They gonna call
the fucking police, man.

Then you going to jail!

I ain't going to jail,
I'm snitching on you.

Damn!

Is there a fire?

Please tell me
my BBC wolf is okay!

Everything is good.
Everything is good.

Bring the hose.

Hose? No, no!
No need for a hose!

Right there.

Okay.

So how'd the trashcan
catch fire?

[sniffing]

Is that the smell
of a leafy substance

resembling
that of marijuana?

You have a great nose.
And also amazing eyes.

Well what happened was...

we're legal.
This is a marijuana card.

Why I got this is
because of uh...

A lack of appetite! Lack of appetite.

And what happened
was I was smoking

and when I put
my weed out

I forgot to put it all the way out.
It started a fire.

FIREMAN: Well you can never be too
sure those things are fully out.

Next time break it down into
smaller pieces before you roll it.

- Will do.
- Mhmm.

[mouthing]

We're all good here.

He smoke...

He is dreamy.

You're amazing!

How did you think...
You thought of this?

How did you do that, man?

Double lucky blessings.

Don't you start
with that again, man.

I don't care how you came up
with it. It's brilliant.

Alright?

Now look. What's up?

Matt said he gonna
send somebody here tomorrow

to check out them
damn filters.

I just hope the weed
last overnight.

Ah!

Did you just say,
"I hope the weed lasts overnight"?

DARIUS: Nah,
your hearing aid's messing up.

I said I hope
we last overnight.

Did you also say... that someone
was coming to fix the filters?

Heat filters. Heat filters.

Oh no. Oh no.

And all those lights that you
hauled off of the hydro truck.

Maybe I think I should
just call Henry's people.

And maybe
I'm gonna call the cops

and I'm just gonna tell them
that they should walk around...

Oh come on, man!

I am disappointed!

- What?
- You would lie to me, BBC?

Who's BBC?

That's me. BBC?

A big black...

Wolf.Wolf.

Mmm!

You know, I did not get
to be this old by being dumb.

I think it is time we...

cut the crap!

And we just
get down to business!

Business? Bid-ness!

See, I tried to tell you.

See I can act as if...

I don't know
anything's going on.

I think you know
where this is going.

Oh, okay. I get it.

What is it going to take
for you not to know anything?

You.

- What?
- You.

Wait, wait, listen. Listen to me.
Listen to me. Look up.

We have a lot of money.
We have a lot of weed.

I don't need your money.
I got a lot of money.

And I don't smoke weed.
I drink.

I need a hit of that.

Deal!

Deal?

We'll take it.

My house. Your house?

We'll be at my house.

Yeah, BBC.
Go and handle that.

What the fuck? So I save your
ass and you give my ass away?

What type of shit... Handle that.

[woman squealing happily]

MAN: So I just set the
ventilation system back on.

You guys feel better now?

Oh yeah. I feel much better.

As a matter of fact,
I'm a little cold but I like it.

How you feel, D?

Like a rape victim.

Like somebody took something
from a nigga.

You feel like a pimp now?
Do I owe you some money?

If I had to I would
take one for the team too.

Nigga, I took one
for the whole league!

Oh man. I'm so glad
you guys made it.

I thought you
were goners.

I got out just in time
to see your old lady pull up.

Bro, you don't wanna know what happened.
Trust me.

He ain't gonna tell you.

You guys, if I could
give you a sitrep?

Give us what?

A sitrep.
A situation report.

You know.
A status of operation.

Aw shit. Don't you come with this
conspiracy shit like this nigga.

What do you mean?

The bad news is that you guys did
lose the one room to the fire.

But the good news is that
I checked up on all the other

six rooms and they're
all according to plan.

Yeah well now we just need to clip
some of these big water leaves

'cause they're
blocking direct light.

Well let's go ahead and
get started on this room.

Get all those
old plants out there

and paint the room up again.

Let's do it.

[sad music plays]

[hard metal music plays]

Seriously?

♪ I'll do anything
you want me to ♪

♪ Do

♪ I'm getting off
because I'm being used ♪

♪ By you

♪ We could do anything
you wanted to ♪

♪ Do

♪ We could do anything
you wanted to ♪

[insects buzzing]

♪ Get up, get ready

♪ Ooh, get up, get ready

♪ Ooh, get up,
get ready ♪

♪ Be ready

♪ Be ready for
a heart attack ♪

[water dripping] ♪ Heart attack

Guys. Guys, wake up!

What's up, Chris? Guys, wake up!

What up, man?

CHRIS:
We got a leak.

We got a what?

Wake up! Come on, wake up!

Oh shit!

I gotta take a leak.

[alarm beeping]

Shit.

That's not gonna
get the job done.

Every little bit counts!

What the hell is you doing?

You said every
little bit counts.

Oh damn!

Sorry, I left the damn
water timer on manual.

What's that smell?

Smells like chemicals.

Smells like chemicals.

Just smells like weed
and spray to me.

Spray?

There was some flies
all on the weed

so I went on ahead and
sprayed the bug spray on it.

What kind of bug spray?

The bug spray I saw in the garage.
The Bugged Out.

You sprayed...
You sprayed all of this with Bug Out?

No. Just this room.

Thank God.

Why, what's wrong?

All of the plants
in this room are ruined.

Really?

What? Wait. Yeah, really.

All these plants
we have to throw in the trash.

Why would you do that?

I was just trying to help!

And why the hell would
you listen to me anyway?

I ain't got no
high school education.

Darius!

Okay.

He doesn't have
a high school education?

No he don't.
He don't have...

That's sad. But this is fucked.
We're fucked.

What, you can't fix it?
So all this goes in the trash?

CHRIS: That's it.
We're in the harvest phase now.

Boys, we got one week left
until the finish line.

Oh that's crazy. I didn't realize
till just now what day that was.

The 20th. It's the 20th.

Yeah.

Like... it's trippy, right?

What's trippy?
It's the 20th. What?

It's 4-20.
That's like the weed holiday.

Yeah.

Well fire it up then!

Yeah let's fire it up.
I'm out.

I'm out.

So we got a grow room
with no weed?

That's like having
a strip club...

with no strippers.

[breathes shakily]

Are you okay?

Give me a second.
Give me a second.

Ain't no Bugged Out
ever hurt nobody.

Shit.

Ain't about to waste
all this good weed

that I raised
from babies.

The hell they think I am?
A deadbeat dad?

I'm there for my kids.

Whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey!

Gimme the scissors.

Damn!

Why we can't just
snatch 'em up right now?

'Cause that's like pedophilia, man.
These are babies.

That's like touching
little babies.

I wouldn't go that damn far.

That's what it is, man.

Come on.

Alright, maybe we can take
one off of like the tippy top

'cause they matured
a little bit more.

Yes! Lord, forgive us
for touching the babies.

[indistinct shouting]

What was that? God?

That wasn't God.
That was coming from outside.

Damn.

♪ My weed man got the hookup ♪

♪ Rolling up another pound
every time you look up ♪

♪ Big ass joints, them ones
that leave you shook up ♪

♪ So much weight that now
I'm doing kush-ups ♪

♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a
whole book up ♪

♪ Looking for me,
I was at the crib doing kush ups ♪

♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a
whole book up ♪

♪ Looking for me, I was at
the crib doing ♪

Darius!

Darius!
What the hell is you doing, man?

I love this Bugged Out!

This Bugged Out is wonderful!

CHRIS:
He say Bugged Out?

Oh shit, man. I told him
to throw that weed away

but he smoked
the Bugged Out weed.

All that chemical shit, man.
That's like PCP.

Darius, come over here
right now!

Yo, who are you?
Are you his hype man?

Are you his pimp?
Are you his bitch?

Then shut the fuck up
and let him get turnt up.

♪ Tai-Bo, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

♪ Working out, chiefin' up

♪ Creepin' up, keepin' up

Say ho!

Ho! Ho!

Say ho! Ho!

Ho! Ho!

D! Would you stop, please?

PCP, you drawing too much
attention. What's wrong... Baby!

Okay, what is going on?

I got you baby. Pull!

With that?

Yeah with that.
That right there.

That's a rap concert.

A rap concert?

Wow, okay.

Yo, yo!

This is my first
and probably my last.

- BBC! BBC! Ho! Baby...
- Give it up!

Oh my god. Mrs. Gilliam.

We trying to change some things
in the community.

It's kinda dead around here
and I figure we liven it up.

As much as I appreciate
the free entertainment,

it's amazing,
I'm really proud of you guys,

but the property value
is going down as we speak.

So, could you guys
just keep it down a little bit?

I really would appreciate that.
Thank you.

Mrs. Gilliam! Mrs Gilliam!

Oh my God.

Man, I just don't get
how the hell I get out there

in the middle
of the driveway like that.

And what the hell I'm doing
with this Shake Weight?

That weed worked for you, man.

I mean, if that's what all
rap music is like I'm a rap fan.

Look, do not encourage his ass.

I think I can get into it.

You felt it? Was it that good?

What you was doing with the Shake
Weight is bugging the fuck out.

You jeopardized
this whole grow, man.

Do not bring unwanted
attention to your grow house.

And that shit was unwanted.

You're right.
I'm sorry. My fault.

I mean, first things first.
We have to finish this harvest, guys.

Then we can give everybody they cut.
Can't wait to do that.

Hey look at the bright side.
At least we had a successful grow.

No.

Sort of. If you
wanna call it that.

Hey, why Snoop
ain't called me yet?

Guys, we still have stuff
left to do here, so...

Speaking of Snoop...
hit him up, and hit your girl...

...ex-girl... Right.

and let 'em know everything be
ready for the payout on the 20th.

This damn house
will be done by then too.

♪

Hey, what time is everybody
supposed to show up?

Well I told everybody
around 4:00.

That way they have they
weed around 4:20.

Oh that's trippy. I like it.

It's a good idea we didn't
dry that weed all the way.

The more it weigh,
the less we pay.

Think about all the weed
we lost, man.

The fire.

The mold.

The flood!

The Bugged Out.

Most of all, all the
unexpected partners we acquired.

Matter of fact I had
to pay Mrs. Gilliam off.

That should account
for everything.

She's kinda sexy for her age.
Is she flexible?

Depends.

Depends on what?

No it depends on if she's wearing
Depends 'cause when she ain't...

What does that have... Listen!

Whatever happened,
happened, man.

We lose, we lose.
Ain't no going back on it, man.

I don't know about that.

Why don't we try to call
Snoop back up?

Try to re-un-negotiate
the deal?

Re-un-negotiate?

You know what, he was cool
as hell about this whole thing.

He ain't called us one time.
Give it a try!

Yeah, let me hit him up.

You know, what he gonna say?

Tell him we took a...

Hello? Oh, it's voicemail.

...paper right now.

But if this is about my paper,
leave me a message

and I'll get back at you.

Yeah, um... Let's just talk
to him man-to-man.

What about Matt's piece?
I mean, we gotta get paid.

Come on, man!

Of course we gonna
take care of you, bro.

You're a real nigga.
I fucked with you my nigga.

I don't know what that means but
I really enjoyed this experience.

It was good working
with you people.

You people? The fuck you mean
by "You people," bro?

Huh?

I just meant like you people,
like my people.

You're my people...
not my people.

What the fuck you mean
by "Your people," man?

I don't mean like I own...

What the fuck
you mean "You own"?

No I just meant
we're all people.[doorbell rings]

What you mean, man? Huh?

I really don't care. I'm mixed.
I'm gonna get the doorbell.

I'm not mixed, bro.

I didn't mean anything.

What you mean about
you ain't mean anything?

That's exactly
what it sounds like.

What the fuck
you mean "exactly" though?

I'm sorry.

PAT: What the fuck you
mean by you sorry, bro?

It means I apologize.

I'll get the weed.

Here it is.

Thank you, brotha.

A'ight. Everybody gonna get they
share as soon as Snoop gets here.

Yeah, that's the plan,
we sticking to it.

Listen, if you really think
Snoop is about to come here

to pick up some weed,
you'sa lame.

[doorbell rings]

What's that? I'll get the door.

Wonder who that could be.

See? Shut the fuck up, boo.

Well happy 4-20 everybody.

What's up, Snoop.

Hey, what's up, Nephew.

- Snoop!
- Grown Gangsta.

Hi, Snoop.

Well hello, sunshine.

Snoop? Mhmm?

Can me and Darius holla at you
in the kitchen right quick?

Oh man, whatever you like, man.
Show me where to get there.

"Hi, Snoop."

What?

Snoop's supposed to walk in, I'm supposed
to act like I don't know who Snoop is?

Bitch, this ain't Walmart.
He don't need no greeter.

Want something to drink, man?

Turkey sandwich?

You said we had some tuna...
We have some tuna left. Want some tuna?

No, no, no. I just want my shit.
Where my weed at?

Oh.

So we getting right down to it.
Um, Snoop...

...we agreed on half, right?

Yeah. That's what I'm leaving
with. Half, right?

TERRI:
Okay but that's Snoop Dogg.

I'm just supposed
to say nothing?

You supposed
to play your position.

Why are you always tripping?

Bitch, I can't trip.

I know we agreed on half, but things
ain't go how we thought they'd go.

We was talking 'bout half and third,
I'm thinkin' more like the third, y'know.

Grown Gangsta.

I'm mothafuckin' disappointed
with you, nigga.

Nah, nah. What he said he was just
thinking about the third, Snoop.

Y'know, man. But he gonna
keep it one hundred.

'Cause Grown Gangsta say you always
keep it one hundred with him, man.

Day one. We really just wanted

to show you the kitchen, man.

Yeah, you ain't even
know this was a refrigerator.

See? We got you.

Okay well then get
back to the living room.

PAT: Alright, Chris.
Let's break it up.

Snoop, the take
was twenty pounds.

That entitles you to ten, bro.

Oh man.

It is so beautiful doing
business with y'all, man.

It's a treat when playas meet.

Grown Gangsta, that mix-tape,
I'm fuckin' with you

but you better thank
this nigga Pat, man.

He really got your back, man.
He give a fuck about you.

Yeah.

I'm outta here. Let's roll.

Bye Snoop! Alright baby.

PAT:
Chris.

Seven pounds over there
for you, brother.

Oh, for real? Wait, nuh-uh.

For real nothing.
Seven pounds from where?

Yeah wait. Hold up.

How'd you come up with that?

That ain't adding up, homeboy.

Okay, all the equipment, the setup,
him dealing with the grow house day to day,

that's seven pounds
right there, homie.

Appreciate you. It's been fun, man.

If we do this again maybe you guys
will end up with something, y'know?

Ha!

So... what about ours?

Terri and Reg.

Mhmm.

Three pounds.

DARIUS:
Not a seed more.

I hope you got
your shit outta here

because I'm about to lock it up.
Give me the keys.

Listen, while you
working on the house,

go on ahead and throw in
some ratchet locks.

And work on your feet.

And his toenails.
Then on his fingers.

Goodbye.

Damn.

Whoo!

Damn.

I feel like Lebron right before
he won the big one, man.

We was so close!

Look at this.

Says right here,

"In the end, the happiest day
of your grow is after step ten."

Do I look happy?

What the hell
is you smiling 'bout?

All that shit
we been through

and all you got to show for it
is that one damn blunt.

Not exactly.

What?

We still got two pounds
we didn't know we had.

How's that?
We weighed it all out.

We still had that
Bugged Out in the garage.

I ain't smokin' that.

I ain't either.

Huh?

Oh! You switched...

You happy now, ain't you?

Hell yeah I'm happy!

I know you is.

You a smart mothafucka, man!

Hey, man, I learned
from the best, bro.

We learned from
each other, bro.

My man. Let me hit that.
Let me hit that.

Nope. Let me hit that.

Wow, you guys look happy.

Actually it's our last day
disturbing your neighborhood.

We moving out.

Mhmm. So the crop
must be done.

Don't think that because
I don't get out the house much

that I don't know what you guys
have going on over here.

Uh-huh.

I smoke too sometimes.

Are you kidding me?
I had no idea.

- [door opens]
- DARIUS: Uh-oh.

Where we goin?

Wanna hit it?

[chuckles]

So, question.
What we gonna call it?

I got the perfect name.

PAT:
What?

Abracadabra.

- Oh my god.
- Abracadabra?

Abracadabra.

I like it though.
It's like magic, huh?

I like it too.
It has a little ring to it.

Because we ain't
have no weed

and you made some appear
out of no-damn-where.

Happy 4-20!

Happy 4-20, bro.

Happy 4-20.Hell yeah.

Hold up. Who's that?

Mrs. Gilliam, man.

Shit, she's sayin'...

BBC?

"Hey, don't forget about me."

- [phone buzzes]
- Is that a picture?

MADISON: What is BBC? Oh! Oh!

Get my runnin' shoes!
Get my runnin' shoes!

Bye, bitch! Go get my runnin' shoes!

Now I'm tripping!

Whoa! I'm trying
to charge up turbo boost.

Oh shit!

Shit!

Oh shit!

Baby, get your running
shoes on there!

♪ Oh! Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

Nigga, I can hear him!

- Come on, man.
- Hey, what?

[laughing]

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

- For real?
- Yeah, go on.

- For your boy?
- Take it!

You a real nigga, man.

That's what my
girlfriends call me.

♪ You can do it like that
or you can do it like this ♪

You ain't got no money.

Yo, let me see the rope print
around your neck.

God damn.

Say that again.

This nigga said "Let me see
the rope print." God damn.

Say that again.

The rope print
around your neck.

♪ Here we go,
this that shit ♪

♪ That'll fill the whole block
and light it up ♪

There's one condition
with that money, now.

What's that?

Damn, I forgot what
the condition was.

Hit the blunt again!

♪ 'Cause I'ma get this off,

♪ Don't get too close
'cause I set this off ♪

♪ And take my crew
and do what we do, ♪

♪ And make a little
dance for you ♪

♪ One, two, three, four

♪ To all the party people

♪ When I make that sound,
woo woo ♪

♪ Everybody breaks it down

♪ Look back at it,
stand tall ♪

♪ Little Duval,
Big Snoop Dogg ♪

♪ Kill 'em with the Roller,

♪ 'Nuff said, now kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Yeah, kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Look back now,
kill 'em with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Drop it down, now
kill 'em with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Pick it up, now kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Everybody in this bitch,
kill 'em with the shoulders ♪

♪ Shoulders, shoulders

♪ Yeah

♪ It's not hard to do

♪ We been doing this shit
for a long time ♪

♪ Ay, Lil Duval

♪ You know
what it is nigga ♪

♪ Hahaha

♪ Now kill em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ You gotta kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ You gotta kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪

♪ Yeah