Grow House (2017) - full transcript

There's a boom in medical marijuana dispensaries in the state of California and the U.S. These facilities have reached record numbers, cropping up like Starbucks or McDonald's. States across the nation are legalizing medical and recreational marijuana. Our two unlikely heroes, Pat (DeRay Davis - "EMPIRE," "21 Jump Street," "GI Joe") and Darius (Lil' Duval - "Scary Movie 5," "Meet the Blacks"), figure they can help the medical marijuana movement, but mainly help themselves by trying to grow their own cannabis and selling their crop to the dispensaries. There's only one problem - knowing how to smoke marijuana doesn't mean you know how to grow it. After taking a trip to Dr. Doobie (Malcolm McDowell - "Entourage", "The Mentalist," "Home Alone") to become legally certified growers, they gain access to a Bel-Air mansion to use as a "grow house." Although they convince Snoop Dogg (played as himself) to fund their operation, our heroes soon discover what can grow wrong, will go wrong in this comedy of errors.

♪

♪ Once upon a time,

not long ago ♪

♪ I had an eight foot bong

with the strongest stroke ♪

♪ You know, it was known for

knocking motherfuckers out ♪

♪ One hit, that's it, then you're

sleepin' on the fuckin' couch ♪

♪ But maybe you're tripping

out rather quietly ♪

♪ Off in the corner

having anxiety ♪

♪ Hopin' for some privacy

♪ Lips touch glass smoke

fills lungs brain cells lit ♪

♪ Now you elevate,

top floor, homie, what ♪

[coughing]

♪ Man, this is bomb

♪ Once upon a time

in the projects, yo ♪

♪ Me and the homies

had to grow ♪ ♪ Uh huh

♪ 24 lights, air tight,

was lit right ♪

♪ Turn around, pounce,

one vode is clip night ♪

♪ Backwoods bought,

like I'm payin' an invoice ♪

♪ The contact have you

higher than Lloyd's voice ♪

♪ Abracadabra, lit loud

in a Rolls Royce ♪

♪ So sit your ass down,

stop talkin' and roll joints ♪

♪ Aw, my bad ♪ Hey,

what the fuck you doing, dawg ♪

♪ You just broke the bong

♪ You already

fuck all this-- ♪

♪ You know what,

pass me them papers ♪

♪ I'll roll us up

a fat one, man ♪

♪ And we'll get it lit

♪ I bet

♪ Once upon a time,

not long ago ♪

♪ I had a household bong

that my mom would toke ♪

♪ Joint rip,

got the funky feel tint ♪

♪ Xzibit just shot me a hit,

made me quit ♪

♪ Wacks got them

poppin' out dimensions ♪

♪ Oh, slam, took a dab,

started astral projectin' ♪

♪ Backwood gettin' princed in

♪ Live risin',

you still session resin' ♪

♪ Man that shit depressin'

♪ Hey, here's a lesson

♪ Yo

♪ This a procession

♪ Now back to the

lecture at hand ♪

♪ I'm about to pack this gram

in a fol' and go ham ♪

♪ Hit it somethin' hard

high feeling close to God ♪

♪ The bong hits like

a Tyson blow to the bod ♪

Oh boy.

This is the bullshit.

[hip hop music playing]

The things I do...

Well look.

It's the littlest Pep Boy.

Look at your ass over

there labor trickin'.

What the hell you

doin' with that hammer?

Don't nobody put

hammers on engines.

Old girl must be amazin' have you under

that hood labor trickin' like that.

Labor trick!

Man, don't hate on me.

I'm a professional, now.

I ain't doin' this for no bitch.

You got me fucked up.

I'm lookin' at you

doin' it for a bitch.

You right.

Hey open the door, man!

Open the door! Hey, question! Question!

What? Can you fix something

under my hood?

Hey shut up, man.

What up, man?

Nah, she is a freak though.

I just wish I would have known before

I had to do all this work, man.

That shit hard, bro.

What was you gonna do?

Increase the amount of

coochie you get in the deal?

Goddamn right!

Shit it's only right

to get a coochie raise.

Fair exchange. No arguing, bro.

Shit, she should be

airing me out

while I'm cuttin' her grass,

while I'm doin' everything.

She should be what?

Airing me out!

What the hell

is "airing..."

Airing me out mean when you keep

hittin' the keypad all you hear...

[hissing]

Ratchet! See I know

you ain't talkin'.

Ratchet!

We out here dry, bro.

She the one

got me this weed.

Let me see the weed.

Nah, bro.

I ain't trying to make you

lower your standards

just to smoke with me.

Why would I

do that to you?

Come on.

Let me get that shit.

Hey you stop fucking

playing with me.

Here, here, here.

Don't drop the last

little bit of weed.

I don't know about you

but this shit getting me high.

I think I'm high too.

What the fuck is that?

DARIUS:

What?

They look like...

remember that rap group, The Ghetto Boys?

Wow, man. Look like they in the middle

of the street, and shit.

My mind playin' tricks

on me, nigga.

Ah shit. Hey man, let's ride.

Hey. What? Who are they?

DARIUS: You know that one nigga

that's always in the hood,

act like you owe him,

some kind of chip on his shoulder?

That's him. You owe him

something or some shit?

Nah it just ain't worth it.

Let's just ride around the corner, man.

PAT: Alright let's deal...

Let's go! Let's go!

Step on it dawg!

The fuck you think you goin'?

God damn! It's jammed.

Hey I gotta fix my door. It's this new car.

I kicked off!

I tried, man!

I tried to hold you!

Wait.

This how I gotta catch up

with you, nigga?

What you talking 'bout?

I just saw you pulling up,

I was fixin' to say what's up.

What you... what's up, boy?

Come on, man.

I been...

...calling you and

paging you and shit.

Hold up, man.

Nah, that ain't what happened, man.

I tried to...

I ain't see you text me. My phone been

messing up for a minute. It's... oh...

Texts just came in.

Rollin 'Reg...

I call him a lot too

and his phone...

every time he like...

It happens....he dropped it.

He tried to call me

a lot of times.

Call me now. I dropped my phone.

Shut the fuck up, hoe.

Reg, Pat. Pat, this Reg.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Now touch your ankles, nigga.

Grab your ankles? What?

Who the fuck is this nigga?

My liaison?

I hear y'all selling

more weed than a dispensary.

Y'all got a whole

shitload of money.

Sellin' more weed

than a dispensary?

They've taken

all my customers.

But you tried to, nigga.

Pay up.

Bro, I can't keep

giving you money.

I mean I feel bad for

what happened to you, but...

...that ain't my fault... You owe!

I owe you what?

Look at me, Spoke!

Look at me!

Huh?

I don't see what's

the problem, bro.

Have you ever played soccer?

Do you know what it's like

to only get lap dances?

What's wrong with that?

And act like you feel it?

You owe. You owe, Spoke.

Man, damn!

Nigga, stop having

less money.

Why you keep going up and down, man?

Get the hell on.

God damn.

You get my keys?

Yeah man, you good.

Jesus Christ, man!

Nigga just snatched them damn

keys like they was his.

"Where you goin' partner?"

What the fuck was that?

Hey man, fire it up.

Fire it up before we pull off, man.

I need to get high.

Aw man, I smoked

all that shit.

Watching you...

that made me nervous as hell, man!

Tell you this though, I'd get some kush

right now if I had some extra cash.

You always talking 'bout extra cash.

Extra this, extra that...

What is this shit

you be talking about?

Is there some shit

you just find?

Like, extra? Man I don't gotta explain.

We all out here struggling.

Not just us.

It's like every

time I pay a bill,

another mothafucka pop up.

Shit! Money

don't grow on trees.

First of all,

we all ain't struggling.

It's you, bro.

'Cause you always out here

trying to be like everybody

that's trying

to stunt on people.

Trying to live

above your means.

You ain't got it

like that, bro!

That's it! We know that's it!

Everybody know

that's how you is.

We talk about you all

the time on Facebook.

That's right. That's it!

What, what?

Where you going man?

No, when I said

money don't grow on trees.

I know money

don't grow on trees!

If that was the case I'd be planting

pennies all over the ground!

Only thing grow on trees

is apples, oranges... Weed,

grows on...

Weed grow on trees.

We grow...

...trees! Trees!

We grow our own weed, and we

sell it to the dispensary...

We ain't gotta pay nobody.

We can smoke our own shit,

get high forever and ever!

Not to smoke the weed!

What you talking 'bout then?

Talkin' 'bout growing

our own weed

and selling it to these

damn dispensaries

that's been taking our

customers!

I was thinking the same thing.

But you know what else I was

thinking to bust it down?

We do it in

my mama's backyard.

I ain't talkin' about no

little-ass backyard boogie.

What you talking 'bout?

I'm talking 'bout

a grow house!

Yeah, that's smart. All we gotta do is

get our medical

marijuana card.

That way we can grow it.

Legally.

Sort of.

Don't you have to like be real

sick or dying or something like...

That's what

I thought! But no. Like polio?

You don't.What?

I know a lot of people

go to this place right here.

Where? Bam!

All kind of people

in there not sick.

Bunch of healthy mothafuckas

running around.

Let me see this.

Dr. Doobie? Mhmm.

Dr. Feelgood? Man ain't nobody

gonna believe that shit.

What you talking 'bout?

I'm not that stupid, bro.

That ain't his real name.

What his name then?

That's like his

stage name kinda.

To get his customers.

You mean patients.

I don't know if I want

all my info on file, bro,

'cause I'm skeptical

on that "legal" shit.

What? Man, it ain't

nothing like that.

Alright?

They know we just want the hookup.

You need to stop smoking that

whack-ass weed. Got you paranoid.

We gonna get

our medication, brother.

Yeah you right.

What illness you gonna go with though?

You know what?

I been thinking about it.

I'm gonna keep it

simple, man.

I'm gonna say I got

migraines and depression.

You call that simple?

Those near death symptoms.

Hmm.

What illness

you gonna go with?

Loss of appetite. Period.

You gonna say

you got your period?

Man, I didn't mean--

I'm messing with you, man.

I know what you meant.

It's a joke, damn.

Loss of appetite,

that's good, man.

'Cause can't nobody tell you

when you hungry.

You can't. Like, ask me

"Am I hungry."

You hungry?

Yeah, I'm hungry.

Alright, let me ask you again.

You hungry?

Nah, I ain't hungry.

That's good as hell.

Man, I should have thought of that.

I told you.

You can't think of...

Hi guys! What they do?

I'm gonna need to see

your photo IDs.

And have you sign in.

Come on... I told you

we need an ID man.

Don't worry about it.

I got that.

Thank you.

Look.

Rollin' Reg got his card

from Dr. Doobie, too.

When he was on his feet.Damn.

Way before he was rolling.

You goin' to hell.Alright.

The doctor will be

with you momentarily.

You goin' first.

You the one got me acting like this.

No I don't, man. I ain't never said nothing

about no handicapped

people to you.

RECEPTIONIST:

Okay. You are all set.

Feel free to give us a call if you

have any questions about your card

or your medicine, okay?

Alright, so your total

for the visit is $125.

$25 for the card

and the paperwork,

and $20 for the medicine.

Can you add all that up for

me, honey?

$170.

$170?

I ain't spend no $170 dollars

on no damn card, bro.

That's a whole quarter ounce

right there.

PAT:

Would you keep calm?

The card said

everything for $50.

That's still a eighth.

Look, do you wanna

grow our own shit,

or do you wanna

just keep complaining,

and getting ripped off?

I gotta think about that shit, man.

I don't know.

Okay, gentlemen.

You go first. What?

Are you two together?

PAT:

Yes.

Yeah, we together.

The doctor will see you both.

Cool. That's her...

RECEPTIONIST:

Around the corner. DARIUS: Where do we go?

Doctor.

DARIUS:

I appreciate that.

PAT: It smell good.

It smell like free sex.

Hi, guys. How you doin?

DARIUS:

Chill, man.

Yeah, help yourself.

Thank you.

So...

Are you together?

Yeah, we here together.

Hmm.

Just looking real careful.

I like to know, who's the fem?

The fem? What the...

It's you, right?

Hell no.

He had an incident

when he was little though.

Let's just move on.

Can I--can I hit that?

Yeah. Mm!

Oh yeah?

Let me try.

No.

No, I can't give you

a hit of this. Sorry.

Not until you're

officially diagnosed

and prescribed

your medication.

A'ight.

What can I do for you?

Well... I been having

a lack of appetite.

Really affecting me.

You stole my illness, nigga!

I was supposed

to use loss of appetite!

And you eatin' all that.

You can't have a loss

of appetite eatin' all that!

Stupid.

You can both have

the appetite thing, okay?

Let me write that down.

"Lack of appetite."

You know what?

You look like Mr. Ed.

These are actually for me.

Oh, sorry. They're not for patients

coming in here

and helping themselves.

Doc, they were so close...

Okay, that's alright.

Is there anything else?

Well, like I got shot...

My dick be hard......like in my left leg...

...longer than four hours......and

it came out my right leg...

...it's actually

too big for my body......out of nowhere...

...and I wanna

have sex......off the right...

...and I shit

on myself sometimes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Alright.

That's disgusting.

You don't need

any more reasons.

I'm just fucking with you.

Come on.

You seem like great guys.

Okay, there you go, boys.

And, there's a special deal

this week.

Ojai's best.

Thank you, man!

Thank you.

There you go. What?

For me? Yeah, go on.

That's a real nigga, man.

That's what

my girlfriends call me.

Look at that.

Medical marijuana ID card, bro!

We get to grow

our own weed, man!

What the hell is you doin?

Burning one.

What's wrong with you, man?

You can't just flaunt it

out in public like that!

Why not?

'Cause you can't!

F.O.H.

Foh?

Fuck outta here!

Nigga, we legally

can do illegal shit.

Damn, you right.

Let me hit that shit.

Alright, yeah.

Alright then, you mothafucka.

Oh shit!

What?

PAT:

Hold this shit.

What's up? Dude, police!

What's up, you good? What the hell...

Fire it up... Quit playin!

What?

POLICE DISPATCHER:

Unit 24...

♪ Round and round

♪ The reefer blows

DARIUS: You right man.

This shit stink.

Just straight garbage.

Told your ass.

I tell you one thing though.

We start our own grow house,

we ain't naming our weed nothing

stupid like OG Bobby Johnson,

Obama Got That Fire.

None of that. We just gonna

have some bomb ass weed, bro.

You know, I can see why

people name they strain though.

It's like...

it's your brand.

You know, this mine. This my stuff.

Y'know what I mean?

So we should name it?

Why wouldn't we?

Bad Bitch!

Bad Bitch?

"Bad Bitch" we should name it.

Hear me out now.

We should! No!

Brotha, you gotta

get the word out.

It's just like the rap game

and you know I know that well.

You don't know shit

'bout rap game.

Man don't do that.

Don't act like that.

You weren't in

the rap game, man!

My Grown Gangsta

mix-tape wasn't poppin?

Went platinum!

Get your ass out...

Okay, I'm lying.

But I did have a lot of people

trying to sign me up, like...

Who was trying to sign me up?

Tupac...

Jay-Z came at me

a couple times.

All they had to do

was promote that shit.

I coulda at least got

Mix-a-Lot money, bro.

Like Sir Mix-a-Lot?

Mix-a-Lot still

eatin' off ass!

He eating ass?

I said "eating off ass".You said...

[scatting]

♪ I like big butts

and I cannot lie ♪

That shit. That's all it takes.

One big booty song

and we blow the fuck up.

Niggas love ass.

Well I love money.

A'ight, so let's focus

on these greens, man.

Hand me that pamphlet

so I can go through it.

Let's get this thing crackin'.

"10 Steps to Growing

Medicine for Noobs."

Man, niggas on social networks

be lying they ass off on here.

Step one,

location, location,

location.2016 Bentley Convertible...

Would you stop fantasizing

on the damn Twittergram, man,

and focus?

A'ight, find a low-crime area...

[snickers]

...for your grow room.

You don't want to bring

other people's attention

or problems to you.

Well that just

shut us out

'cause everybody

around us is criminals.

Step two, live where you grow.

Get to know your neighbors.

Is it a Panamera?

Panamera Porsche. Look man,

would you stop fucking

focusing on that bullshit

and figure out how we can

get some damn start-up cash?

Is that like "extra cash"?

Look man, we gotta get like a

small business loan or something.

How your credit?

I mean, it ain't bad.

Good. It ain't good, neither.

I still got that jet ski.

That's like a carpet stain.

Every time you clean it up,

shit get dirty again.

All I got is a truck in my shed,

and I'm like, only like,

five or six payments

behind and I...

Ain't nobody gonna

give us no goddamn loan.

Come on, man.

Now's not the time to be doubtful.

Look how close we is, man.

And we won't know

nothing till we try, right?

This America!

Is it our America though?

We're African-American.

It's America.

Fuck if it's our America.

We sellin' that damn weed.

And the green fucking rush

is real.

A'ight?

Like the old school gold rush.

This our time brotha!

Okay. You understand that?

You wanna say

"we shall overcome"?

We shall overcome!

DARIUS:

Hey, you wanna hit this?

- PAT: We can't go in no bank high.

- DARIUS: Too late.

PAT: Yo,

I been banking here for years.

So that should help.

MR. WHITE:

Good evening gentlemen.

Hey how you doin... What's up, boy?

And now let me check

in here for a sec.

Uh-huh.

Alright. Okay.

You guys are here seeking

capital and...

...tell me about it. Oh yeah.

So I'm here looking to get

a little seed money

to get my

business off the... Seed money.

...ground.

Some seed money.Yes.

My bad.

As the business grows...

[Darius snickering]we can pay back...

"Grows". That's a good one.

You killed me with that.

"Grows".

Are you guys okay?

Oh, yeah!

We just excited!

You know, to get the grassroots

of this company going,

you know what I mean?

Get our feet firmly planted,

that way we can branch out

to help the whole community.

Branch.

I see.

Let me just ask you this.

What kind of business are you

guys really trying to start?

Medical consulting... Tax consulting...

Say what?

He's new to the name.

He's part of the company.

We got him from The Bahamas.

He's from The Bahamas?

Oh he just started.

He's in training for the business.

And we also need a little

extra money for that too.

Well good luck on that.

So we got it? Yeah!

Mr. White,

you will not be sorry.

That's not what I said.

I've been looking through your

history and your records here

and it just

seems as though...

I don't really think I'm going

to be able to get this bank

to approve a loan

for you guys.

Wait, what did my history say?

You lookin' at my history?

Your history, sir, is that...

you're already like $756

overdrawn in your account.

Only thing consistent

is for two years,

you do have a bank balance.

Nineteen thou--

$19.87.

Nineteen dollars?

You can't take that out the ATM.

That's stuck in there, bro.

Close that, right?

Now let's say that's closed,

and keep your mind open.

It's been hard on me.

It's been hard on America.

Especially

African-Americans.

Boom!

You guys really...

You're really taking up my time.

You know what,

I really do...

Oh, taking up your time?

I have real customers,

thank you.

You mean white customers.

Say, he don't like that.

I don't like you. Grown Gangsta

don't play that.

You don't like me? No.

You Grown Gangsta? Fuck you!

Fuck me? Wait a second!

I need Darius right now.

I don't give a fuck. Fuck him.

PAT:

That's Grown Gangsta!

Thanks, Mr. White.

That's why you comb

your hair backwards.

You old mothafucka.

His old ass.

Asshole and asshole light.

Shake up out of here.

[phone vibrating, beeping]

Okay, we need somebody

that got money

to give us some money 'cause

they know we gonna make money,

and they smoke weed.

They definitely gonna

have to smoke weed

'cause you gonna have to be high

as hell to loan us some money.

Somebody that love weed,

and wanna make some extra cash.

Brah, when you gonna stop

saying this extra cash shit.

Ain't no such thing

called extra cash.

You got extra hos,

extra holes in yo' drawers,

extra ass...

Somebody--

There ain't no such thing

as extra cash, bro.

Somebody we could

pay back in weed.

You know,

it's funny you say...

I just thought

about something.

That's the perfect candidate

to loan us the money.

I know who we can get. Who?

The king of weed.

Who?

♪ Snoop Doggy Dogg

Oh you know it. ♪

See I hit that note.

♪ Oh you know... ♪

Why you always playing when I'm

trying to come up with ideas, man?

Who for real? Snoop Dogg?

I'm telling you, bro. I'mma tweet him now.

See if he'll holler at me.

I'mma tell him to DM me.

Beastie boy, hit me up.

I need...

"Step number three:

Finances."...call me ASAP.

Make sure you have the

wherewithal...

He just DM'd me,

let me hit him up.

...and that ain't it.

Tweetin' and shit, man.

[phone beeping, buzzing]You tweetin' Snoop?

Oh shit, he callin' me.

Hello? Tweet Snoop.

What's up, boy?

Who that? Snoop? You know who this is?

SNOOP DOGG:

This D, right?

Grown Gangsta?

Oh shit!

Man, calm your

bitch-ass down!

Don't you fuck with me.

Who is that, for real?

DARIUS:

Yeah, what's up, bro?

I wanted to holler at you

about some stuff, man.

Hey I know we ain't

talked in a minute

but I got some stuff

I wanna talk to you about.

Yeah, it been a minute.

You got that good, nephew?

Yeah, man. You know I do, bro.

Shit, I mean that last one

you put out was fire, nigga.

That mix-tape was bangin'.

Oh, you talkin' 'bout

my mix-tape.

Hell yeah. You know how I do.

You know I gotta

get back in the studio.

Them streets been

yellin' for your boy.

What?

Put Snoop

on hold real quick?

Hold on, bro.

I gotta ride on my enemies.

Could you please stop fucking

talking about your rap career?

Nobody care 'bout

your little career, man.

Little rap career, bro?

You say that? My friend? No, no. Wait.

DARIUS:

My friend, bro?

PAT: I was out there with you

slinging them mix tapes. In the rain!

If it was snowing out here,

I'da been out there with a snowsuit on

helping you push the thing.

But we got Snoop on the phone.

Ask him for the money.

See if he wanna invest in this grow house

and we can get paid, man!

I'm about to do that.

But if you give it a second.

I can't just come at him like that.

You gotta finger-fuck

that in there, bro.

Do Snoop wanna invest

in our grow house or not?

Yeah.

I thought you

put him on hold. Hello?

Yeah, nigga.

Cut me in or cut it out.

A'ight, cool!

Yes! That's what

I'm talkin' 'bout, baby!

SNOOP DOGG:

Call me in the morning.

I'mma shoot you the address.

Come pick up that cash.

Hey, man.

My rap career gonna take off!

A'ight, I'm out.

Hello?

Oh yeah, so...

Yeah, like I was saying, man...

Yeah, I wanna get you on the hook

of one of my songs and whatnot.

Grow house.

Man why the fuck

I ain't think of that?

You hang up.

Hang up...

A'ight. Cool. I love you.

You did all that for a joke.

No that wasn't a joke,

I really love Snoop.

You know what I love, too?

What? Step three.

My man! "Get the wherewithal".

The wherewithal get you all the girls!

Grown Gangsta, you a mothafucka!

Grown Gangsta,

you did it, nigga!

You said you was gonna do it.

You did it! Yes!

Ooh, I knew his ass wasn't shit.

Got caught cheating underwater.

Mm.

Everybody knew it.

That's why the show's called Shadies.

It's shady people on there that

get caught from doing shady shit.

Okay, well all I'm saying

is don't let me catch you.

Catch me what?

On a episode of Shadies.

Come on now, baby.

You know I wouldn't cheat on you.

I love you.

Yeah whatever.

If you love me so much

then why haven't

you fixed the van yet?

For real...

Uh-uh, I'm good.

I'm catching hell

from these people

since I already told 'em

it was ready for donation.

It'll be finished before

you go to work tomorrow.

They sure is greedy

to be so goddamn needy.

Uh-uh.

That is not funny. Okay?

I really have a soft spot

for people in my heart

who don't have the things

that we take for granted.

What we take for granted?

We ain't got shit!

You seen where I live in LA.

My mama's house.

Oh, baby, guess what. What's that?

My boss gave me

two new properties to manage.

For real?

While these people get evicted

from they home in Bel-Air

took the sink and

trashed the whole house.

Can you believe that?

How they expect you

to rent that shit out?

I don't know. I'm gonna have

to find somebody to fix it.

The owner is some

old guy living in Miami.

He ain't thinking

'bout that place.

Better yet. That's a hard job to do.

I don't know how...

Oh shit. Hold up.

Baby I thought of something.

Oh God. What?

Why don't they let me do that shit?

Let me fix it.

Oh my god...

Darius, knock it off.

No.

For real. Check this out now.

Let me fix the bitch,

I can get some money off of it

and give you the kickback.

Everything be gravy.

Okay, so how am I supposed to

know you gonna do a good job?

Cause this is my job

on the line.

You don't trust your boy?

No, I don't trust you.

Shoot.

What am I gonna

get out of it? Yeah, yeah.

That's what I thought

was gonna come.

I'm telling you, it all depends

on what he give me.

Whatever he give me,

whatever I can put in my pocket

depending on

what I can save...

What I save,

I'll break you off.

I mean that sound cool.

It does.

I knew it do.

Alright.

But you have to promise me one

thing, Darius, and I'm not playing.

I'm not gonna go

on the show Shadies.

I ain't talking 'bout that.

Oh. What?

Don't risk my job.

Okay.

Darius, for real.

I'm serious too.

You pay my phone bill.

Don't... don't play with me.

I promise!

[door buzzes]

Alright, when we get in here,

stay focused. Alright?

Man, what we gotta get done.

It's about that business.

Business, that's

all it's about, bro.

Business.

The hell is in your mouth?

My tongue.

No, what is...

Look at your ass, man!

What you talking 'bout, bro? Spit it out.

Spit it out! I don't know where

your hand been.

You here being

all unfocused already.

Man, you think I'm going to

be unfocused and distracted.

I know what I'm doing.

It's my business bro.

You can't even

talk business.

Well don't you get in here

acting like no goddamn groupie.

That's what you don't do.

Nigga, I screamed that much

when I heard his...

Don't you get in here

acting like no groupie.

Gold grill in your goddamn mouth.

Snoop ain't got time to play.

Shit, I work hard and play hard, nephew.

Come on in.

[door buzzes]

Alright, let's go.

Open the door for me.

What?

Open the door for a thug, bro!

Open the door!

You know how I get!

♪ Ice drippin',

cream flippin' ♪

SNOOP DOGG: Yeah that's

that thang right there.

I'm gonna bring you back

in from the top.

Money, homie, you ready?

♪ Make sho

I'm on the front row ♪

♪ No diamonds

but I still glow ♪

♪ On my boss

shit call me Hugo ♪

♪ Money hungry

got dat dope flow ♪

♪ Polo is my... ♪

Hold on.

Snoop! What's up, boy!

What up, folks!

DARIUS: Slow motion. That's right.

This my nigga, Pat, man.

I'm Pat. Snoop.

Doggystyle!

Huge fan. Ever since Doggystyle I was

like, yo. I had to get that album.

'Cause I thought it

was a cartoon at first.

My mama wouldn't

let me get the album.

I was like "Yo, lemme

get two albums."

This cartoon...

Let me get this picture, man.

Let me get this

selfie right quick.

Selfie? Selfie?

Nigga, read the sign.

Taking no mothafuckin' selfies.

Ain't you the nigga

that don't like rap music

or you just hatin' on

the homie in general?

Oh, Snoop... nah... Straight up,

that mothafuckin'

Grown Gangsta mix-tape,

that mothafucka was ignant.

I told that nigga, bro!

That's what I've been

trying to tell him!

Yeah, nigga. Quit hatin'.

Snoop... Hatin'.

I'm not a hater. You know I'm not a hater.

We... Snoop...

I did not hate on him.

This my boy. I wouldn't

be here with him now!

Why would I hate and

ride with somebody I don't...

Hey, you know

I support you, man.

So D, how much

you need for that weed?

Whoa. You didn't tell me that.

I did.

I said something to you.

I did, whatever.

You just don't be listening.

Nigga, you don't know? PAT: We know.

Of course we know, Snoop.

We need like...

...ten?

Ten thousand dollars?

Niggas, you serious?

Yeah, I mean, Snoop.

We startin' from scratch, man.

Ten racks, cuz?

The rent, the electricity...

Shit, I thought y'all was

gonna ask for like fifty racks.

Fifty thousand?

Yeah, fifty racks!

Hell yeah!

No, no, no!

PAT: You're gonna have

to pay back fifty... no!

Snoop! We can do it for ten.

It's enough.

Ten is perfect.

Ten it is then.

So how much I get back in return.

How much weed I get?

Half of everything.

What the...

Whoa, whoa!

That's weed gettin' to him.

Can I talk to you

outside for a minute?

Come here,

Grown Gangsta... I'll be back.

...who ain't grown up yet.

Can I talk to you outside?

Give me a second.

We'll be right back.

What the...

[inaudible]

Hey cuz, you see them niggas'

face when I said $50,000.

[laughing]

Goofballs.

SNOOP DOGG: Money, homie, let's get

it, my nigga. From the top on the one.

♪ Ice drippin',

cream flippin' ♪

♪ Ice drippin',

cream flippin' ♪

♪ Ice drippin', cream... ♪

Don't play with me no more

you know how I get!

DARIUS:

Had to straighten him.

Yeah he straightened me

all the way out.

'Cause what

he said earlier...

He said he ain't realized

what he said.

I think I'mma take half.

I ain't with that third shit.

You heard that

through the soundproof door?

Yeah, nigga, I hear everything.

And don't forget it.

It's Snoop.

Ten racks.

Damn!

There's one condition

with that money, man.

I need the Grown Gangsta

to get up in that booth

and give me a

high 16 real quick.

That's a done deal!

Hold this, bro.

I knew he was gonna ask.

- I don't know which one...

- I knew he was gonna ask.

- I guess that's a great thing, right?

- Can we go in here?

I'm just fuckin' with you.

He just fuckin' with you.

Matter of fact I couldn't

really do it no way

'cause I got another session

with Barbra Streisand and stuff.

Was it with Barbra or Mariah?

We don't know,

I got so many sessions.

But on the real though, you get

that Grown Gangsta volume two,

nigga I'm all over it.

Money, homie, you ready?

You sure

you don't want me to...

From the top my nigga.

♪ Whenever I'm down and out

I get back to my self ♪

♪ I roll a motherfuckin'

fat bat to myself ♪

♪ Leave it to Beaver

♪ America gonna legalize,

but I don't believe her ♪

♪ Till she finally did it

Crazy.

[phone beeps, buzzes]

Damn, baby.

What is taking you so long?

You would never guess.

Oh my god, baby.

Wait till you see

this damn place.

Is that a good

or bad "oh my god"?

I mean...

...they damn near took

the whole kitchen sink.

They done took the cabinets.

Babe, they pretty

much took everything.

It's... it's ridiculous.

Will you just come on, please?

Alright, well we pulling

up to you now, baby.

Hurry up.Yo.

PAT:

Oh shit!

The girl did it big, man.

Look at this!

This is amazing, man!

You know how much

we could grow here?

This is gonna

be our big start.

Wait a minute, hold up.

I got this.

Step one...

Hold up let's go in here first.

My girl waitin' on...

Step one... Mhmm.

...location.

Step two... Mhmm.

...live where you grow.Mhmm.

- Done.

- And I got the wherewithal.

You know what, man? I think...

I should control the money.

Let me think about that...

Fuck-uh-no!

What?

Man get out of here. Are you kidding me?

Let me explain to you.

This whole grow house was my idea anyway.

You gonna tell the whole

neighborhood about it?

Shut the fuck up.

Plus Terri don't know so calm down.

What? Terri don't know?

How are we supposed to grow all

that damn weed if Terri don't know?

- Shut up!

- Should beat your ass in front of your girlfriend.

- Do it! Do it! Do it!

- Look I don't wanna get...

Hi, baby! What's up, baby.

You know who this is.

This Pat. You remember him?

Pat.

I did. I did remember Pat.

Hi.Hey.

Now wait, I didn't know

you did this kind of work.

Oh yeah.

Most of the planning

and the lighting

and the water.

Construction.

Oh the construction.

Okay, okay, perfect.

Listen, here are the keys.

These are all the alarm codes.

Now listen.

So when you guys get the estimate

costs and the supply costs...

Yes!

♪ Right back on it

So this is gonna make

my avocado super juicy?

MAN: Oh yeah. That's-- that's

definitely a good one right there.

Hey, look here, pimp.

Make sure it's juicy.

My mama will come here

shut this whole place down. Babe!

MAN: Oh it's gonna be

juicy, don't worry about it.

Hey you know my mama crazy.

She'll shut him down too.

- We need a lot of juice.

- Don't embarrass me with my bae.

Hey what's up, homie?

Well howdy doody

homies to you!

How can I help ya?

Well uh...

lookin' for a few things.

Matter of fact,

we need some lights.

- These lights any good?

- Oh!

These are just

flying off the shelves.

I can't keep them in stock.

Ran out of these

a month ago,

took me a month

to get new ones in.

I mean, they freakin' rock.

Need some of those then.

Okay, how many you need?

How many would it

take per room?

Per room?

Like uh...

growing an indoor garden.

Yeah.

Well, you know

if it's a small room

you might want to consider one of

our turnkey operations over here.

Come on over this way.

This bad boy is the

BC Northern Lights.

Okay, it's everything a

gardener needs all in one unit.

If it's a bigger room,

well you might need three or four.

Kay. Uh...

Two, four...

We need twenty.

Well, twenty!

E-I-E-I-O! Old Macdonald!

That is not a garden.

That is a plantation.

What? Plantation?

Nah, man. We talkin' 'bout

like, Whole Foods, like uh...

Mother Earth is dying.

Like we need to save this planet, man.

We tryin' to grow like

swiss chard, quinoa, and kale.

That way we... yeah.

Okay, okay. I get it.

Exactly what are you guys thinking

of using for the feeding system?

What kind gives you,

like, big ass kale?

What kind do you suggest?

Follow me.

Just the thing.

We like to hear that.

I would go

with something like this.

In fact you can integrate

a timer system

to work with the lighting

setup that I showed you

with the feeding setup.

Yeah, that sound about

like what we're trying to do.

Damn right.

Everything all on a timer,

and all we gotta do is sit back

and watch our... kale?

Alright, so...

Wrap up everything

you showed us

and we can get

the hell out of here.

You're forgetting

about the soil.

Can't we just use dirt as soil?

Well yes! Absolutely... not.

That would be like putting

spinners on a brand new Bentley.

You could, but I wouldn't.

I would. What's wrong with that?

That's nice.

- You would put spinners on a Bentley?

- Yes I would.

SALESMAN: Now I would go

with the rockwool here.

This is perfect

for indoor growing.

Will really keep

the insects out.

Yeah that's nice. Okay, so...

I guess that's all "ne weed."

We can go on get outta here.

Man, you just

said weed, man!

Didn't say weed.

Didn't he just say "ne weed"?

I heard "ne weed".

You is a nosy mothafucka, man.

But you sound like you know

what you talkin' 'bout.

Who are you?

I'm the guy that's gonna get

you guys all the stuff you need

delivered to your house,

set it up,

for the best price in LA.

No shit.

That's who the fuck I am.

Alright now we would have

been over this by now, guys,

if you were

for real with me.

Alright? I'm not

the fucking police.

Alright and I'm sure as

hell ain't your mama.

Now all we gotta

talk about is...

my cut.

Damn... alright.

We'll be right back.

I think we should

rob his ass.

Okay, look.

He's pretty for real, man.

What we gonna give him?

I'm ready to rob. Fuck it.

He white anyway.

Let's get this done, man.

What you think?

Let's just pay him in weed.

Alright, let's pay

him in weed.

Alright.

How does seven pounds

of our best organic kale sound?

That sounds delicious.

Got yourself a deal.

Deal!

You good? My man!

We good, we good.

- Cool. Cool.

- Alright, listen.

You guys head home.

I'm gonna be

hooking you up

with a guy named

Conspiracy Chris.

He's gonna get you

everything you need. Okay?

Now let's go. Let's get outta

here. I got security cameras.

Oh snap!

Pow![grunts]

♪ Hot damn

♪ Hot damn

♪ You been dreamin'

of this kitty ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, baby

♪ It's all good

PAT:

I am loving step two!

Live where you grow.

♪ Make a nigga wanna

score a touchdown ♪

♪ Hot damn

That dog is fine.

♪ Hot damn

Oh shit. Look what I found.

One of your socks?

A rabbit foot!

Good luck on top of a bible.

That gotta be double good.[caution sound]

I think that's

double voodoo.

Whatever. I'll keep it to myself

then since you such a hater.

I don't want none of

your damn rabbit foot.

Matter of fact, look.

There he go pullin' up now.

See, my luck already workin'.

- Yeah.

- You Chris?

One of you guys Patrick Hill?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, that's right.

Two Patrick Hills?

I only got one of you

guys on here.

I'm Patrick Hill, man.

I would have

called your ass

but Matt says you don't

keep no cell phone.

No.

Feds are just lettin' people

track themselves for them.

Then they hack into your phone,

they take photos.

Sick motherfuckers.

My girl used to go

through my phone.

She was working

for the feds.

I think she do 'cause

she went through my phone too.

Hold on to this. I'mma...

Don't mind if I do....start unloading.

This is amazing.

Go get to know our neighbors.

Go!

Garage.

Whoa, shit!

Oh hello, neighbor.

I'm sorry. Hello.

Neighbor?

Are you shittin' me?

You been drinkin' good, huh?

[glass shatters]

Alright. Well, uh...

we just moved

over here so...

You mean, my Henry sold this house to you.

[gasps] Oh!

No, no, no. Calm down.

Calm down. Calm down.

We're just leasing.

We're just leasing.

Oh. Oh thank you, Jesus.

You don't like

black people?

I do not like black people.

What the...

I love black people!

Okay. Okay.

[woman squealing excitedly]

DARIUS:

Oh, okay. I get it. I get it.

You wanted Henry,

but he left.

Okay. I could see

why you would do that.

[tutting]

You young people,

you think that you know everything.

But I been hit that.

You been hit?

You people, you sure do

need a lot of light.

You people?

Oh no, the light is just

better to see you, my dear.

Oh, that is so cute.

Yeah.

You're just like

a big bad wolf.

Yeah. Yeah.

[roar][roars loudly]

So um...

Uh-huh.

You're not married?

Nah.

Oh, oh good.

Nobody want

to put a ring on it.

- No.

- Oh good. Okay.

Just stay right...

Where am I staying?[exclaims]

What was that for?

Don't worry about it. Focus!

I have to go take care of some

grown up woman biz...

I will be seeing you around,

you young BBC wolf, you.

BBC wolf? What's that?

Big... bad...

chocolate... wolf.

Hey, I'm up here.

I'm up here. I'm up here!

Stay. What?

Hey, hey, hey!

Come back here.

DARIUS: Hey don't send

that to no blog site now.

What the hell she want?

This dick!

Man, stop playin, man.

Nah, for real! She was talking

about the man that lived here before

and tellin' me how big my

dick is and how she loved me

and how she wanna air me out,

this that and whatever.

Get out of here, man.

I don't have time for your damn games.

The bitch molested me

and everything

with a camera phone

and all that shit.

Talking 'bout

some BBC wolf.

She tried to take

advantage of me, bro!

Now I see how sexy, attractive,

Miss America people feel.

What's a BBC wolf? Shit, I don't know.

Look, you're gonna have

to stay on her, man.

Keep a close watch. I'mma watch

that chick that was joggin' earlier.

Why I gotta go with the

Benjamin Button looking lady?

Handle that.

DARIUS: I'm glad we did

these windows over man.

This is much better.

Man I had no idea all this went

into growing some damn weed.

- Hey guess what?

- What's that?

I'mma call this

The Mother Room.

That's dope.

Good thing we had Sleepy-Head

over here to help us set it up.

I see you, Dick. No, Dick.

That's right.

I see you, Dick.

Whoa, man.

What is going on with him?

Nah, maybe you shouldn't

wake him up.

Put it in your mouth.

That's right.

Choke on it, motherfucker.

[snapping]Put it in your mouth.

Nope, put it in your mouth.

Hey! Yo yo!

What's wrong with you?

What happened?

You was having some

freaky-ass dream.

Talkin' 'bout dicks and there

ain't nothing but men in the room.

That was Dick Cheney.

I was waterboarding Dick Cheney.

I got him to confess.

Confess to what?

That he killed Biggie and Pac.

I knew it, bro. See,

I told you it was like that.

You just crazy.

That's what that is.

I was just proving the point that you

can get anyone to confess to anything.

Do you understand?

Torture's a bitch.

Man, just get your ass up

so we can finish this room.

Oh my God,

that was a crazy dream.

My ass hurts.

What does that mean?

That means you need to get up and finish

The Mother Room, Conspiracy Chris.

PAT:

Kick him in his ass again.

You kicked me in my ass?

CHRIS:

We're good to go.

- Okay. Alright.

- Alright.

CHRIS: Oh no, no. Hold on.

We're not finished yet.

Somebody still has to go up and

connect the cables and then we're done.

What?

Why the hell you just didn't

connect it while you was up there?

DARIUS: I don't get why

we have to steal power.

It ain't like we gotta

pay for the bill to begin with.

So the power company doesn't

see a huge spike in usage.

And they tell the owners.

And the owners tell police.

Yeah, that ain't good.

I can't have my girlfriend

getting fired.

Fired? That happen

we going to jail, bro.

Why didn't you just connect

them while you was up there?

Oh, no, no, no.

It's your grow, it's your show.

I don't execute the connection.

I just wire it up.

PAT:

Is it dangerous?

CHRIS: It's not dangerous.

I mean the power's off

so you're totally good.

It's just policy.

And also stealing power

is totally illegal.

So what do we have to do?

Somebody's gonna

climb up this ladder...

Mhmm.

...and then you're

gonna connect the red clamp

to the cable with

the black tape

and then you're gonna

connect the black clamp

to the cable

with the white tape.

Got it, got it.

CHRIS: And then we'll

turn the power back on

and we're ready

to get growin'.

Let's do this thing.

Darius, give me that flashlight, bro.

Alright, I'mma hold it steady

while you climb up there.

I thought you said you was

in charge of electricity.

I am but I'm scared

of heights, man.

Come on. Knock it out.

Get up there. Look at ya.

Like a little monkey.

What'd you say?

Put the red clamp

on the black cable,

and the black clamp

on the white cable.

Alright.

- [sizzling]

- [screams]

Oh! Oh!

Move back!

CHRIS:

You okay?

PAT [echoing]:

Shit!

D?

D?

Man, D. Don't do this

to me, homie.

More like we did this to him.

You know CPR?

I know THC.

[knocking]

Hope that's not the police.

Do something... like pump his chest

or something. Get that mothafucka up.

[knocking continues]

Hi, um...

I heard a loud noise

and then I saw a big light

flash coming from this direction

so I thought

this would be... Here?

Yeah here... the perfect time

to come introduce myself.

Hi, I'm Madison.

Hey. Pat.

Nice to meet you.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. I'm great.

Is everything okay? Yeah!

Your friend.

You sure? Yeah, positive.

Well what...

is your friend okay?

Oh yeah. They in love.

They been

arguing all day,

he just laid down

on the ground.

He was like,

"I don't wanna talk to you."

Are you okay?

You seem a little nervous.

'Cause you came over here

all late and I get scared.

Okay. Nice meetin' you!

Another time, promise.

I'll talk to you in, like, the daytime.

I'm a daytime person.

Okay.

He's gone, man.

He gone? Gone where?

It's unbelievable, man.

He's definitely dead.

What?

Amazing.

Amazing?

Why when something

tragic happen

white people try

and make it sound cool?

It's not amazing

that my friend is dead!

No, I mean it can

be tragic and amazing.

This... It's...

I get it. I know what

you're going through, man.

I mean, this is the third one.

What'd you say?

Two...

Two other guys died

the same way.

Like this? Mhmm.

You said it was safe!

You said it was safe!

We don't have time

for this, man!

I mean, he's gonna start

decomposing soon.

Decomposing?

Yeah, he's gonna start

rotting...

smell up our grow house.

Our grow house?

Ain't no more damn grow house.

Alright? My friend's

laying here dead.

Now shut up

and let me think.

Look man. Thinking isn't gonna

bring him back to life, okay.

We gotta...

Look, his little hands

are all balled up.

It's rigormortis.

No they were always

balled up like that.

We gotta bury him.

Don't you touch him!

Don't touch him!

We have... Don't you touch him.

We're not burying him.

Okay, we'll take it slow.

Let's uh...

I'm gonna say a little prayer.

For Darius.

A fallen comrade who

died too young, too short,

small in stature but...

big in spirit.

A great man.

A man who... whose heart

was much bigger

than his body.

He stood for the

betterment of pot for all.

This goes to you, buddy.

Wherever you are.

Oh my... God?

God? Is that God? God?

What is it? Yes, my son?

Oh, Darius. My son.

Am I dead?

So that means I'm dead.

I'm dead?

Now thou shall have

known it was janky

when thou seeneth

them jumper cables.

What the hell

was you thinkin', boy?

So is that a yes?

'Cause you confused me.

Not exactly.

I'm thinking about it though.

I mean, you got potential but,

you gotta stop labor trickin'

and go out there and

pursue your dreams, my son.

You know about that too?

I know about everything.

Even things that

no one else knows about.

Like your big grown ass

having a gangsta mix tape.

You know, you too

old for that, boy.

So you saying I should

pursue my music career?

Hell no!

There's too many people out there

downloading music illegally anyway.

And I know who all y'all are.

I'mma deal with you later.

Believe that.

CHRIS:

Pat.

- Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat...

- What?

- Look.

- Darius!

Darius! What happened?

I smoked,

then I blew it out,

and then he started

coming back to life.

So blow some more smoke!

But I do like

what you're doin'

on the front lines

of this cannabis battle.

I put weed here

for you to enjoy.

And for those who need it.

Keep fightin' the good fight.

Now go back, my son.

PAT:

Darius!

D, get up!

I smell weed.

That's this weed. Yeah!

I brought him back to life!

You back, man! You back!

Aw shit!

We're back in business.

Is that all that matters to you?

Business?

Yeah.Yeah.

Okay.

I'm just glad you're okay, man.

You're my friend.

Oh man! D!

Rabbit's foot did it again.

You gonna believe.

I guess it did, man.

- It did.

- I really think it was the weed.

- So did it work?

- The rabbit's foot?

No. The electricity.

I forgot to tell you that after

you hit that main switch off,

there's a little bit of

zip left in the lines.

I went ahead

and connected those wires

so that that doesn't

happen again.

Thank you now.

Yeah, no problem.

So I guess we back on track.

Don't do that.

You sure you good?

A little.

Alright that's good, man. Okay.

Step five: Electricity, lights,

and fan installations. Done.

Step six: Feeding systems,

reservoirs, and tubing connected.

Done.

All we gotta do now

is we gotta set up the filters,

then we gotta pick up

the plants and bring 'em in.

When you guys come here

in the morning

we should be

all up and running.

Alright. Lemme

hit that blunt.

I think I need

that right now.

My friend was just dead

and now he's back.

Y'know, life is good!

I wouldn't be mad

if I saw

another jumper cable

ever again in my life.

Shit!

You didn't crank

that shit up, did you?

No, not yet. Is it working?

If I... wait till

I say crank it up.

Now? Hold on!

Ain't feelin' to get

electrocuted again.

Alright try it now.

[engine starts]

Yes! Thank you, baby!

Finally! Can I do it?

Yes. Can I do it?

Stop it.

Alright I'm about to

head over to the Bel-Air house

and get started on this work.

Okay listen,

I got all that stuff

that you checked

off on the list

but my boss wants to know

like what's the estimated time

you think that the house

is gonna be ready?

Well we just finished doing the

general cleanup and shit, so...

I guess once

the sink come in

we can get started

with everything else.

But that's gonna take

about ten weeks.

Ten weeks?

Baby that's a long time!

Shit gotta

get shipped in,

and mailed in,

that take about...

That's six weeks in itself.

God. Alright

well I'll let him know.[phone buzzes]

It should be done

in mid-April though.

I am so happy you fixed

the van for me, baby.

What you gonna

do for it though?

Oh God. You know it's going to

help a special person, right?

I know that.

Alright. You are so amazing.

Listen, I'm gonna have somebody

come later and pick up the van.

Alright? Alright cool.

I gotta go to the... office real

quick for a fast meeting at work.

Bye baby. Gotta go.

Well if it isn't ratchet

and the tramp.

Your booty getting bigger.

You just gonna ignore

my phone call, nigga?

Give me a ride, man.

PAT: Fuck them,

we ain't scared of him.

Go, nigga!

Keep runnin'! Keep runnin'!

- You good, man.

- Hurry up, man.

We lost them niggas. No we didn't.

We were in a high speed chase

with a wheelchair.

He almost caught us, man.

He almost caught you.

So what if he woulda

jumped on us, man?

You weren't gonna help me?

You want me to jump

on a handicapped dude with you?

Ain't nothing wrong

with him, man.

Anyway, I seen you get your

little labor trickin' kiss.

You know what you can kiss?

My whole ass.

Oh shit there, mammy.

One of your lyrics from your mix-tape.

Which one?

♪ I told you 'bout kissin' ♪

♪ But you wouldn't listen ♪

Yeah, I remember that shit.

Look man, last night

when you was dead,

that bad chick we seen

jogging came by the crib.

Rang the doorbell.

Said she heard an explosion.

What'd you do?

You ain't...

What you talking 'bout?

You ain't bust none.

I didn't, man.

What I look like?

Smashin' some

random hot chick

while my boy layin'

on the ground dead.

A pimp? Yeah you right.

Oh by the way,

your boy Chris picked up clones.

Meetin' us at

the crib right now.

Okay, all the timers are set

to eighteen hours.

Light timers and

the food timers set, too.

PAT:

Cool.

You're not gonna

need that pamphlet.

Nah he does.

He's growin' weed for noobs.

And it's symbolic. A'ight?

Step seven:

The plants are all in.

Ready, set, grow!

Here we go!

♪

♪ I heat up

♪ I can't cool down

♪ Got me spinnin'

around and round ♪

♪ Round and round

♪ Around it goes

♪ Where it stops,

nobody knows ♪

♪ Every time

you call my name ♪

♪ I heat up like

a burning flame ♪

♪ Burning flame

♪ Full of desire

♪ Kiss me baby,

let the fire get higher ♪

[mouthing] ♪ Abra Abracadabra

♪ I wanna reach out

and grab ya ♪

♪ Abra Abracadabra

♪ Abracadabra

♪ You make me hot,

you make me sigh ♪

♪ My penis is bigger

than yours ♪

♪ My penis is bigger

than yours ♪

♪ Especially Chris,

my dick bigger than yours ♪

♪ My penis is big ♪

Hey yo! Yo yo! Wake up, man.

There's something growin'

on the plants.

Those are called buds.

We're gonna smoke them

eventually.

I know what that is, but this

some gray moldy type shit.

Look.

That's mold.

Shit.

I just told you that was mold,

man. What the...

Alright, I'm gonna go to the

truck and get a sulfur burner.

Good morning.

So what made

all that mold grow?

That's just what happens

when the pH levels get crazy.

Gotta keep your eye on it.

That gotta be tough when you

sleep all the time, huh?

What are you talking 'bout?

Uh, my grandma told me back in

the day, like if you pee on it

that'll make all the mold go.

Your grandma grew weed?

Hey! Doesn't work.

Everything that you put

on the plants is what you smoke.

Don't do that.

Do you pee

with your pants down?

How else do you pee?

Don't y'all pee with y'all pants down?

That's why you have a zipper.

That's not a thing

that normal people do.

What's that smell?

Well the sulfur

has a funny smell to it.

Pussy has a funny smell.

That shit stink.

You'll get used to it.

Pull your pants up.[knocking]

- PAT: Who the hell is that?

- I don't know. I'mma go check.

Nuh-uh.

You stay here. I got it.

Don't pee on it!

You'll get used to the smell.

Let's go check on the other plants.

Can I pee in there? No.

Hey neighbor! How you doin'?

Hi.

Look, I just wanted

to come back here

and tell you

how rude you were to me.

Come on. You slammed

the door in my face,

you didn't invite me in,

and honestly, I was just

being a concerned neighbor.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Ja...

Madison. Madison!

I'm sorry, Madison. You forgot.

Nah, I didn't forget!

It's okay.

Madison,

it was a crazy night.

I saw that you

had a crazy... Crazy night.

...situation going on

back there.

Yeah it was wild back there.

But it's done now.

See? Are they okay?

Everybody's great, yeah.

Okay. Everybody's good.

I'm Pat.

Yeah, you said that.

Remember? The other night?

That's what

you did to me.Oh.

I do that... we do that.

Why are you

such a nervous person?

You're either really

nervous naturally,

or you're hiding something

terrible in this house.

Just because

you think we crazy,

I'm gonna invite you in.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Are you good?

Yeah. As normal as I can be.

Okay.Alright.

This is-- this is really nice.

I like this.

It is. It's nice.

In here. Wonderful.

This is beautiful though.

I love it.

Yes it is beautiful.

Sorry.

I'm talkin' about the house.

Pat! Oh!

My bad.

I didn't know we had company.

Oh.

Hey.Hello.

Hi.How you doin'?

I think I met you or saw you

rather the other day.

Oh, for real? Where?

Well it looked like you were getting

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

It was. I was getting

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

He has this

medical condition

that he can only be revived

by a man with a beard.

Hey, Chris needs you upstairs

to help him out with something.

Can you handle that? For real?

Can you handle that?

The white man needs the black man.

Go on up there. I'll be right back.

Alright?

Take your time.

[mouthing]

What's up, I'm Darius.

I'm Madison.

You can call me Dah-rius.

[doorbell ringing, knocking]

What the hell is goin' on?

Can you wait one second?

Okay. Just one second.

I'll be...

[doorbell ringing frantically,

knocking quickly]

Hey, boo. What you need?

What do I need? Boy get out the way.

This ain't your house.

What you doing?

Oh.

Who the hell is this bitch?

Huh? Got on her little

workout gear and shit?

What the hell's going on?

Y'all workin' out?

Um, excuse me.

Do I look like I workout?

Look at me!

I knew it! Alright, every man

is a shady-ass cheater!

Alright?

That is such a blanket

statement to make.

You can't just say

every man is a...

Bitch, I don't need

your two cents, okay?

I know how niggas are.

Especially this one.Oh.

What the fuck, bitch?

I'm Grown Gangsta!

Oh, you a gangsta, huh?

You gangsta?

You can't be rollin' up

in here acting all...

I will do whatever the hell

I wanna do up in this house.

Okay? Look, you need

to calm down.

Okay, you know what?

It was really nice to meet you.

Yeah you better be going before

I have to put hands on you.

Stop, don't do that. Calm down.

You better watch out.

Tell Pat I said goodbye.

Bye, bitch! Leave before you die.

Bye! Calm your ass down.

Why you acting like...

Ah, no you didn't!

Alright. What?

What is you tripping about?

...cause I know there some

other bitches up in here!

Ain't nobody up in here.

You better watch out!

Calm down! Calm down! Where you at?

Come here! Come here!

Don't play with me.

You better let go of me!

Stop. Stop! I know you got

a bitch in here.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

I got a side boo too.

What? I'm doin' the job...

Oh my God.

For real?

Well this my side bitch.

You happy?

I can't believe

them people got evicted

and left all

their weed here.

Got me taking care

of this weed they left here.

Ain't that stupid?

Oh, so you must

think I'm stupid.

It's cool. 'Cause you

gonna meet my side boo.

Make sure she

doesn't call the police!

I got you. You got a side boo?

Hold up!

I was gonna tell you!

When? Huh? After you smoked it all?

After you sold it?

Huh? After a fucking

police raid?

You wasn't

gonna tell me shit.

Calm down! You was gonna tell me

'bout that bitch too, huh?

Huh? What bitch? Oh, "huh"! "Huh"!

That's what I thought.

Fuck you Darius!

Alright? Fuck you!

I'mma show you

what it's like when you

bring some bitch up

into my people's house.

Then you wanna

start some grow house?

And you wasn't

gonna cut me in?

It's not like that

if you listen...

You know what? It's over.

Okay. I'mma show you

what it's like

when you play

games with me.

And let me

tell you something,

you really was only

my side boo anyways.

Huh? What did you say?

I think she said that

you were her side boo.

Man, shut the fuck up.

Hey man. You asked.

Look, fuck that.

What now?

She'll be back. Does she own a gun?

Nah, nah. I took all

of the bullets.

But she owns a gun?

Hey! Hey baby!

Make sure she really left.

Man, I don't know what's

going on with the filter.

Something's wrong, man.

It should be sucking out

the heat along with the weed

and the sulfur smell.

Man, for real.

It is hot as shit in here, man!

This how I know

I could never be a slave.

Man, I have

to be a house nigga.

Fuck that outside shit good.

And why would the tenants take

the air condition unit anyway?

How else you gonna

have a grow room?

That's so disrespectful, man.

I'm a Buddhist, man.

I'm a Buddhist.

I need to be on top

of a mountain,

the cool breeze,

leaves blowing in the wind...

I think I'm blacking out.

I'm gonna go open

the front door.

Let a little heat out.

Yeah that's a good idea.

Tell the guys

that I'll be back.

Yeah, uh-huh.

You better get goin!

That's what I thought.

There you go, baby.

Mm-hnmm!

I'm back. Now what?

Oh don't look shocked, okay?

'Cause I told your lame ass

I was coming back.

Listen, why the hell

is it so hot up in here?

What you doin'

here with him?

Oh no. The question is

what was I doing with you.

PAT:

Hey! Hey!

What's going on, baby?

Oh you 'bout to find out.

Alright?

And I told your ass to

stop calling me baby.

So you think you just gonna

drive off without me?

And that's the end of the story?

Keep the gun on him. Oh no, I got him.

Stop waving that goddamn gun

like that. Put it down!

Shut the fuck up. She put the gun

wherever I say she put the gun.

Look...

what's up, Reg?

What you need?

What do I need?

He's my man, fool.

He got more authority

in here than you do.

- Reg your man now?

- Yeah.

Look, man. I don't know

what she told you about me.

Oh, now he don't know

what I done told...

This is what she told me.

There's two

bitch-ass niggas...

Yup, yup!...with little-ass hands

that was trying to cut her out

of her portion of the weed money.

The money?

The weed money? Yup.

And I said, "Wait a minute,

that sounds familiar".

'Cause you know

that shit immoral.

You always trying to fuck somebody

out of what's rightfully theirs.

What the fuck?

You tryin' to fuck her

out her weed money? Yup.

You tried to fuck me

out of walking.

I go to get us some weed

and while I'm gone

somebody shoots you?

It ain't my fault you in

the goddamn wheelchair.

You say wheelchair again,

I'll roll this motherfucker

into your ass cavity.

Man, you just saying that 'cause you

know I ain't gonna do nothing to you

'cause you sittin' in that

goddamn wheelchair. Man, fuck it.

Oh no, baby!

Oh, get him!

[grunting][indistinct shouting]

REG:

Now we're here. Oh yeah!

Get this shit off me! TERRI: Get up baby!

Don't let his little ass--

Hey stay your ass over there!

I'mma get you!

Hold his...

Stop that!

What's wrong with you?

I could shoot him

right now, baby.

REG:

One more wiggle!

TERRI:

Oh!

[panting]

Alright. Alright.

That's enough.

Whoo!

Let's make a deal.

Now let's talk

business, nigga.

Yo!

[indistinct shouting]

[laughing]

What happened? Shit!

Shit!

What happened?

Oh man.

You was giving it

to Reg's ass, man!

A left, a right.

You was Darius Mayweather

in this mothafucka.

Did I win?

Nah, man.

He got you on the floor.

That was it.

Where they go?

They in the other room.

I'm fuckin' with you! I'm fuckin' with you!

I'm fuckin' with you!

They left, man.

They better have left.

Yeah they got outta here.

Good news and bad news.

Bad news, I had to

cut that nigga in on a deal.

Good news is, you and Reg,

that shit squashed.

Hold up, so you let him

roll on us?

You let him roll over on you.

He rolled you left,

he rolled you right.

That man is strong from the

waist up, man. You don't know.

He was strong

from the hips up.

He fucking your girl, man.

Whatever, man.

She'll fuck anything.

I don't even fuck with her

ragged ass. No way.

Anyway, I promised to get him

three pounds as a wedding gift.

Wedding gift? What the fuck?

They getting married?

Got your ass. You care!

No, I don't care.

Look at your caring ass,

all concerned.

I wish them the best,

I mean, if that's what he want.

Hey, you never know.

You care.

Well showing how much we're growing

so I said three pounds.

Ain't like Reg can go

upstairs and check.

We ain't getting no

ramp up in this mothafucka

so you go take

more of our weed, mothafucka.

You a vulture, bro.

I don't care,

I mean I wish them the best.

[sniffing]

You smell something?

[smoke alarm blaring]Fire! Fire!

Fire! Fire!

Oh shit! Oh shit!

Get something! Get something!

All my weed!

[Darius screaming]

Hurry up!

Oh fuck, man!

Shit! Damn!

[sirens wailing]

Oh shit. Oh shit.

You hear that?

That's the fire department. Damn, man!

They gonna wanna

come in and check around!

DARIUS: Just tell them we got

everything under control, man!

PAT: I can't do that shit.

They gotta come in. They gotta check it.

- It's they policy!

- Well that can't happen.

Oh man,

they gonna come in,

they gonna see

what we've been doing.

They gonna call

the fucking police, man.

Then you going to jail!

I ain't going to jail,

I'm snitching on you.

Damn!

Is there a fire?

Please tell me

my BBC wolf is okay!

Everything is good.

Everything is good.

Bring the hose.

Hose? No, no!

No need for a hose!

Right there.

Okay.

So how'd the trashcan

catch fire?

[sniffing]

Is that the smell

of a leafy substance

resembling

that of marijuana?

You have a great nose.

And also amazing eyes.

Well what happened was...

we're legal.

This is a marijuana card.

Why I got this is

because of uh...

A lack of appetite! Lack of appetite.

And what happened

was I was smoking

and when I put

my weed out

I forgot to put it all the way out.

It started a fire.

FIREMAN: Well you can never be too

sure those things are fully out.

Next time break it down into

smaller pieces before you roll it.

- Will do.

- Mhmm.

[mouthing]

We're all good here.

He smoke...

He is dreamy.

You're amazing!

How did you think...

You thought of this?

How did you do that, man?

Double lucky blessings.

Don't you start

with that again, man.

I don't care how you came up

with it. It's brilliant.

Alright?

Now look. What's up?

Matt said he gonna

send somebody here tomorrow

to check out them

damn filters.

I just hope the weed

last overnight.

Ah!

Did you just say,

"I hope the weed lasts overnight"?

DARIUS: Nah,

your hearing aid's messing up.

I said I hope

we last overnight.

Did you also say... that someone

was coming to fix the filters?

Heat filters. Heat filters.

Oh no. Oh no.

And all those lights that you

hauled off of the hydro truck.

Maybe I think I should

just call Henry's people.

And maybe

I'm gonna call the cops

and I'm just gonna tell them

that they should walk around...

Oh come on, man!

I am disappointed!

- What?

- You would lie to me, BBC?

Who's BBC?

That's me. BBC?

A big black...

Wolf.Wolf.

Mmm!

You know, I did not get

to be this old by being dumb.

I think it is time we...

cut the crap!

And we just

get down to business!

Business? Bid-ness!

See, I tried to tell you.

See I can act as if...

I don't know

anything's going on.

I think you know

where this is going.

Oh, okay. I get it.

What is it going to take

for you not to know anything?

You.

- What?

- You.

Wait, wait, listen. Listen to me.

Listen to me. Look up.

We have a lot of money.

We have a lot of weed.

I don't need your money.

I got a lot of money.

And I don't smoke weed.

I drink.

I need a hit of that.

Deal!

Deal?

We'll take it.

My house. Your house?

We'll be at my house.

Yeah, BBC.

Go and handle that.

What the fuck? So I save your

ass and you give my ass away?

What type of shit... Handle that.

[woman squealing happily]

MAN: So I just set the

ventilation system back on.

You guys feel better now?

Oh yeah. I feel much better.

As a matter of fact,

I'm a little cold but I like it.

How you feel, D?

Like a rape victim.

Like somebody took something

from a nigga.

You feel like a pimp now?

Do I owe you some money?

If I had to I would

take one for the team too.

Nigga, I took one

for the whole league!

Oh man. I'm so glad

you guys made it.

I thought you

were goners.

I got out just in time

to see your old lady pull up.

Bro, you don't wanna know what happened.

Trust me.

He ain't gonna tell you.

You guys, if I could

give you a sitrep?

Give us what?

A sitrep.

A situation report.

You know.

A status of operation.

Aw shit. Don't you come with this

conspiracy shit like this nigga.

What do you mean?

The bad news is that you guys did

lose the one room to the fire.

But the good news is that

I checked up on all the other

six rooms and they're

all according to plan.

Yeah well now we just need to clip

some of these big water leaves

'cause they're

blocking direct light.

Well let's go ahead and

get started on this room.

Get all those

old plants out there

and paint the room up again.

Let's do it.

[sad music plays]

[hard metal music plays]

Seriously?

♪ I'll do anything

you want me to ♪

♪ Do

♪ I'm getting off

because I'm being used ♪

♪ By you

♪ We could do anything

you wanted to ♪

♪ Do

♪ We could do anything

you wanted to ♪

[insects buzzing]

♪ Get up, get ready

♪ Ooh, get up, get ready

♪ Ooh, get up,

get ready ♪

♪ Be ready

♪ Be ready for

a heart attack ♪

[water dripping] ♪ Heart attack

Guys. Guys, wake up!

What's up, Chris? Guys, wake up!

What up, man?

CHRIS:

We got a leak.

We got a what?

Wake up! Come on, wake up!

Oh shit!

I gotta take a leak.

[alarm beeping]

Shit.

That's not gonna

get the job done.

Every little bit counts!

What the hell is you doing?

You said every

little bit counts.

Oh damn!

Sorry, I left the damn

water timer on manual.

What's that smell?

Smells like chemicals.

Smells like chemicals.

Just smells like weed

and spray to me.

Spray?

There was some flies

all on the weed

so I went on ahead and

sprayed the bug spray on it.

What kind of bug spray?

The bug spray I saw in the garage.

The Bugged Out.

You sprayed...

You sprayed all of this with Bug Out?

No. Just this room.

Thank God.

Why, what's wrong?

All of the plants

in this room are ruined.

Really?

What? Wait. Yeah, really.

All these plants

we have to throw in the trash.

Why would you do that?

I was just trying to help!

And why the hell would

you listen to me anyway?

I ain't got no

high school education.

Darius!

Okay.

He doesn't have

a high school education?

No he don't.

He don't have...

That's sad. But this is fucked.

We're fucked.

What, you can't fix it?

So all this goes in the trash?

CHRIS: That's it.

We're in the harvest phase now.

Boys, we got one week left

until the finish line.

Oh that's crazy. I didn't realize

till just now what day that was.

The 20th. It's the 20th.

Yeah.

Like... it's trippy, right?

What's trippy?

It's the 20th. What?

It's 4-20.

That's like the weed holiday.

Yeah.

Well fire it up then!

Yeah let's fire it up.

I'm out.

I'm out.

So we got a grow room

with no weed?

That's like having

a strip club...

with no strippers.

[breathes shakily]

Are you okay?

Give me a second.

Give me a second.

Ain't no Bugged Out

ever hurt nobody.

Shit.

Ain't about to waste

all this good weed

that I raised

from babies.

The hell they think I am?

A deadbeat dad?

I'm there for my kids.

Whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey, hey!

Gimme the scissors.

Damn!

Why we can't just

snatch 'em up right now?

'Cause that's like pedophilia, man.

These are babies.

That's like touching

little babies.

I wouldn't go that damn far.

That's what it is, man.

Come on.

Alright, maybe we can take

one off of like the tippy top

'cause they matured

a little bit more.

Yes! Lord, forgive us

for touching the babies.

[indistinct shouting]

What was that? God?

That wasn't God.

That was coming from outside.

Damn.

♪ My weed man got the hookup ♪

♪ Rolling up another pound

every time you look up ♪

♪ Big ass joints, them ones

that leave you shook up ♪

♪ So much weight that now

I'm doing kush-ups ♪

♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a

whole book up ♪

♪ Looking for me,

I was at the crib doing kush ups ♪

♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a

whole book up ♪

♪ Looking for me, I was at

the crib doing ♪

Darius!

Darius!

What the hell is you doing, man?

I love this Bugged Out!

This Bugged Out is wonderful!

CHRIS:

He say Bugged Out?

Oh shit, man. I told him

to throw that weed away

but he smoked

the Bugged Out weed.

All that chemical shit, man.

That's like PCP.

Darius, come over here

right now!

Yo, who are you?

Are you his hype man?

Are you his pimp?

Are you his bitch?

Then shut the fuck up

and let him get turnt up.

♪ Tai-Bo, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

♪ Working out, chiefin' up

♪ Creepin' up, keepin' up

Say ho!

Ho! Ho!

Say ho! Ho!

Ho! Ho!

D! Would you stop, please?

PCP, you drawing too much

attention. What's wrong... Baby!

Okay, what is going on?

I got you baby. Pull!

With that?

Yeah with that.

That right there.

That's a rap concert.

A rap concert?

Wow, okay.

Yo, yo!

This is my first

and probably my last.

- BBC! BBC! Ho! Baby...

- Give it up!

Oh my god. Mrs. Gilliam.

We trying to change some things

in the community.

It's kinda dead around here

and I figure we liven it up.

As much as I appreciate

the free entertainment,

it's amazing,

I'm really proud of you guys,

but the property value

is going down as we speak.

So, could you guys

just keep it down a little bit?

I really would appreciate that.

Thank you.

Mrs. Gilliam! Mrs Gilliam!

Oh my God.

Man, I just don't get

how the hell I get out there

in the middle

of the driveway like that.

And what the hell I'm doing

with this Shake Weight?

That weed worked for you, man.

I mean, if that's what all

rap music is like I'm a rap fan.

Look, do not encourage his ass.

I think I can get into it.

You felt it? Was it that good?

What you was doing with the Shake

Weight is bugging the fuck out.

You jeopardized

this whole grow, man.

Do not bring unwanted

attention to your grow house.

And that shit was unwanted.

You're right.

I'm sorry. My fault.

I mean, first things first.

We have to finish this harvest, guys.

Then we can give everybody they cut.

Can't wait to do that.

Hey look at the bright side.

At least we had a successful grow.

No.

Sort of. If you

wanna call it that.

Hey, why Snoop

ain't called me yet?

Guys, we still have stuff

left to do here, so...

Speaking of Snoop...

hit him up, and hit your girl...

...ex-girl... Right.

and let 'em know everything be

ready for the payout on the 20th.

This damn house

will be done by then too.

♪

Hey, what time is everybody

supposed to show up?

Well I told everybody

around 4:00.

That way they have they

weed around 4:20.

Oh that's trippy. I like it.

It's a good idea we didn't

dry that weed all the way.

The more it weigh,

the less we pay.

Think about all the weed

we lost, man.

The fire.

The mold.

The flood!

The Bugged Out.

Most of all, all the

unexpected partners we acquired.

Matter of fact I had

to pay Mrs. Gilliam off.

That should account

for everything.

She's kinda sexy for her age.

Is she flexible?

Depends.

Depends on what?

No it depends on if she's wearing

Depends 'cause when she ain't...

What does that have... Listen!

Whatever happened,

happened, man.

We lose, we lose.

Ain't no going back on it, man.

I don't know about that.

Why don't we try to call

Snoop back up?

Try to re-un-negotiate

the deal?

Re-un-negotiate?

You know what, he was cool

as hell about this whole thing.

He ain't called us one time.

Give it a try!

Yeah, let me hit him up.

You know, what he gonna say?

Tell him we took a...

Hello? Oh, it's voicemail.

...paper right now.

But if this is about my paper,

leave me a message

and I'll get back at you.

Yeah, um... Let's just talk

to him man-to-man.

What about Matt's piece?

I mean, we gotta get paid.

Come on, man!

Of course we gonna

take care of you, bro.

You're a real nigga.

I fucked with you my nigga.

I don't know what that means but

I really enjoyed this experience.

It was good working

with you people.

You people? The fuck you mean

by "You people," bro?

Huh?

I just meant like you people,

like my people.

You're my people...

not my people.

What the fuck you mean

by "Your people," man?

I don't mean like I own...

What the fuck

you mean "You own"?

No I just meant

we're all people.[doorbell rings]

What you mean, man? Huh?

I really don't care. I'm mixed.

I'm gonna get the doorbell.

I'm not mixed, bro.

I didn't mean anything.

What you mean about

you ain't mean anything?

That's exactly

what it sounds like.

What the fuck

you mean "exactly" though?

I'm sorry.

PAT: What the fuck you

mean by you sorry, bro?

It means I apologize.

I'll get the weed.

Here it is.

Thank you, brotha.

A'ight. Everybody gonna get they

share as soon as Snoop gets here.

Yeah, that's the plan,

we sticking to it.

Listen, if you really think

Snoop is about to come here

to pick up some weed,

you'sa lame.

[doorbell rings]

What's that? I'll get the door.

Wonder who that could be.

See? Shut the fuck up, boo.

Well happy 4-20 everybody.

What's up, Snoop.

Hey, what's up, Nephew.

- Snoop!

- Grown Gangsta.

Hi, Snoop.

Well hello, sunshine.

Snoop? Mhmm?

Can me and Darius holla at you

in the kitchen right quick?

Oh man, whatever you like, man.

Show me where to get there.

"Hi, Snoop."

What?

Snoop's supposed to walk in, I'm supposed

to act like I don't know who Snoop is?

Bitch, this ain't Walmart.

He don't need no greeter.

Want something to drink, man?

Turkey sandwich?

You said we had some tuna...

We have some tuna left. Want some tuna?

No, no, no. I just want my shit.

Where my weed at?

Oh.

So we getting right down to it.

Um, Snoop...

...we agreed on half, right?

Yeah. That's what I'm leaving

with. Half, right?

TERRI:

Okay but that's Snoop Dogg.

I'm just supposed

to say nothing?

You supposed

to play your position.

Why are you always tripping?

Bitch, I can't trip.

I know we agreed on half, but things

ain't go how we thought they'd go.

We was talking 'bout half and third,

I'm thinkin' more like the third, y'know.

Grown Gangsta.

I'm mothafuckin' disappointed

with you, nigga.

Nah, nah. What he said he was just

thinking about the third, Snoop.

Y'know, man. But he gonna

keep it one hundred.

'Cause Grown Gangsta say you always

keep it one hundred with him, man.

Day one. We really just wanted

to show you the kitchen, man.

Yeah, you ain't even

know this was a refrigerator.

See? We got you.

Okay well then get

back to the living room.

PAT: Alright, Chris.

Let's break it up.

Snoop, the take

was twenty pounds.

That entitles you to ten, bro.

Oh man.

It is so beautiful doing

business with y'all, man.

It's a treat when playas meet.

Grown Gangsta, that mix-tape,

I'm fuckin' with you

but you better thank

this nigga Pat, man.

He really got your back, man.

He give a fuck about you.

Yeah.

I'm outta here. Let's roll.

Bye Snoop! Alright baby.

PAT:

Chris.

Seven pounds over there

for you, brother.

Oh, for real? Wait, nuh-uh.

For real nothing.

Seven pounds from where?

Yeah wait. Hold up.

How'd you come up with that?

That ain't adding up, homeboy.

Okay, all the equipment, the setup,

him dealing with the grow house day to day,

that's seven pounds

right there, homie.

Appreciate you. It's been fun, man.

If we do this again maybe you guys

will end up with something, y'know?

Ha!

So... what about ours?

Terri and Reg.

Mhmm.

Three pounds.

DARIUS:

Not a seed more.

I hope you got

your shit outta here

because I'm about to lock it up.

Give me the keys.

Listen, while you

working on the house,

go on ahead and throw in

some ratchet locks.

And work on your feet.

And his toenails.

Then on his fingers.

Goodbye.

Damn.

Whoo!

Damn.

I feel like Lebron right before

he won the big one, man.

We was so close!

Look at this.

Says right here,

"In the end, the happiest day

of your grow is after step ten."

Do I look happy?

What the hell

is you smiling 'bout?

All that shit

we been through

and all you got to show for it

is that one damn blunt.

Not exactly.

What?

We still got two pounds

we didn't know we had.

How's that?

We weighed it all out.

We still had that

Bugged Out in the garage.

I ain't smokin' that.

I ain't either.

Huh?

Oh! You switched...

You happy now, ain't you?

Hell yeah I'm happy!

I know you is.

You a smart mothafucka, man!

Hey, man, I learned

from the best, bro.

We learned from

each other, bro.

My man. Let me hit that.

Let me hit that.

Nope. Let me hit that.

Wow, you guys look happy.

Actually it's our last day

disturbing your neighborhood.

We moving out.

Mhmm. So the crop

must be done.

Don't think that because

I don't get out the house much

that I don't know what you guys

have going on over here.

Uh-huh.

I smoke too sometimes.

Are you kidding me?

I had no idea.

- [door opens]

- DARIUS: Uh-oh.

Where we goin?

Wanna hit it?

[chuckles]

So, question.

What we gonna call it?

I got the perfect name.

PAT:

What?

Abracadabra.

- Oh my god.

- Abracadabra?

Abracadabra.

I like it though.

It's like magic, huh?

I like it too.

It has a little ring to it.

Because we ain't

have no weed

and you made some appear

out of no-damn-where.

Happy 4-20!

Happy 4-20, bro.

Happy 4-20.Hell yeah.

Hold up. Who's that?

Mrs. Gilliam, man.

Shit, she's sayin'...

BBC?

"Hey, don't forget about me."

- [phone buzzes]

- Is that a picture?

MADISON: What is BBC? Oh! Oh!

Get my runnin' shoes!

Get my runnin' shoes!

Bye, bitch! Go get my runnin' shoes!

Now I'm tripping!

Whoa! I'm trying

to charge up turbo boost.

Oh shit!

Shit!

Oh shit!

Baby, get your running

shoes on there!

♪ Oh! Kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

Nigga, I can hear him!

- Come on, man.

- Hey, what?

[laughing]

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

- For real?

- Yeah, go on.

- For your boy?

- Take it!

You a real nigga, man.

That's what my

girlfriends call me.

♪ You can do it like that

or you can do it like this ♪

You ain't got no money.

Yo, let me see the rope print

around your neck.

God damn.

Say that again.

This nigga said "Let me see

the rope print." God damn.

Say that again.

The rope print

around your neck.

♪ Here we go,

this that shit ♪

♪ That'll fill the whole block

and light it up ♪

There's one condition

with that money, now.

What's that?

Damn, I forgot what

the condition was.

Hit the blunt again!

♪ 'Cause I'ma get this off,

♪ Don't get too close

'cause I set this off ♪

♪ And take my crew

and do what we do, ♪

♪ And make a little

dance for you ♪

♪ One, two, three, four

♪ To all the party people

♪ When I make that sound,

woo woo ♪

♪ Everybody breaks it down

♪ Look back at it,

stand tall ♪

♪ Little Duval,

Big Snoop Dogg ♪

♪ Kill 'em with the Roller,

♪ 'Nuff said, now kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Yeah, kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Look back now,

kill 'em with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Drop it down, now

kill 'em with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Pick it up, now kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Everybody in this bitch,

kill 'em with the shoulders ♪

♪ Shoulders, shoulders

♪ Yeah

♪ It's not hard to do

♪ We been doing this shit

for a long time ♪

♪ Ay, Lil Duval

♪ You know

what it is nigga ♪

♪ Hahaha

♪ Now kill em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ You gotta kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ You gotta kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em with

the shoulders ♪

♪ Kill 'em

with the shoulders ♪

♪ Yeah