Gromkaya svyaz (2019) - full transcript
Seven friends, having gathered in a country house, begin to play the game in a joke - participants must read out aloud all messages that come to them, and answer calls only via speakerphone...
>Cold.>
>Cold.>
>Finally not there.>
>Okay, that's it, I give up.>
>Oops-la-la. I beg.>
>- Well, how could I ...
- Why were you arguing?>
>- What?
- What?>
>Well, you asked something.
- What ... A.>
>Good.>
>Which one?>
>Both.>
>Uh-huh. Okay, come on.>
>Well that's it, I'll be ready,
I'll dial it for you then.>
>That's it, mom, I'll call you back.>
>- Who did you talk to?
- With no one. With Leroy.>
>- Sonya, do you want to tell me anything?
- Not.>
>- Going somewhere?
- In the movies, I already told you.>
>A. Well, let's say.>
>- And besides Lera, someone is coming?
- Not. I do not know.>
>- And Pasha won't be there?
- Well, even if, so what?>
>- And then you go to him, right?
- Not.>
>- That's not mine.
- Whose?>
>And where did it come from in your bag?>
>This is Lera. She asked to buy it for her.>
>Sofia, your lies you
you are not insulting me, but yourself.>
>- Why?
- Don't you understand?>
>- I do not understand.
- It's a pity.>
>It is a pity that for 17 years I
I never managed to explain it to you.>
>Well, you see how stupid I am.>
>And the fact that you rummage in my bag
you insult not only yourself, but also me.>
>Well, that's impossible.>
>Granny, what kind of soup is so bad?>
>Whoever finishes the soup will receive jelly.>
>- Oh, more jelly.
- And get your elbows off the table.>
>- Take the bread.
- Bah, I don't want jelly.>
>- I'm ready.
- Now.>
>Nadezhda Fyodorovna,
where is the tangerine tree?>
>- I thought it was for us.
- I don't want jelly.>
>- Is there a bonus card?
- Yeah.>
>Katyusha, ..>
>... what about the mood?>
>Nothing, everything is fine.>
>Katya.>
>Wadi, just these meetings of yours ...>
>It feels like above me
everyone scoffs.>
>- Come on, they are joking.
- How to understand?>
>Vaughn Borya last time, he is
told me all evening>
>as a child sat on Stalin's lap.>
>And I believed, Wad. Well, what a fool.>
>But it’s true.>
>Remember how many
the people were sitting.>
>Wad, well ...>
>Lyova, Sonya lies all the time.>
>Why are you silent?>
>Well listen, she's not allowed to date
with a person she likes>
>what can she do?>
>- So you don't like him either.
- Yes.>
>We both don't like him, so
she meets him, not us.>
>Listen, well there are things that we
we understand, probably better than she.>
>We're her parents.>
>Your parents were against it too
so we can meet. And what helped?>
>Listen, you can't tell her anything
she immediately rushes.>
>Eve, honey, but this is absurd.>
>You are a professional psychologist yourself,>
>through your office
hundreds of teenagers pass by.>
>Well abstract, well imagine
that this is just another ...>
>I can’t abstract and imagine
that is just another.>
>Because this is my daughter
and not some incomprehensible teenagers there.>
>You are so beautiful when you are angry.>
>- And I'm also afraid of Eve.
- Eve? What are you doing !?>
>I do not know. She's just kind of ...>
>Just every time I start
tell something,>
>her or her phone rings,
or the waiter approaches.>
>Do you know how?>
>Wadi, well ...>
>What?>
>Don't push my mom.>
>I'm not putting pressure on your mom.
I just ...>
>... explained a little louder.
She hears badly.>
>Although sometimes I have a feeling
that hears everything very well.>
>Well, why are you starting this?>
>You yourself were with her at the doctor,
she has these ...>
>- Exostoses, yes.
- Here, yes.>
>Why, when I say to her face:>
>"Don't buy Igor synthetics,
he sweats in it, ">
>does she not hear?>
>she heard everything perfectly.>
>Still, please don't yell at her.>
>We've been living for a long time>
>i know well when you
you speak loudly when you scream.>
>Thank.>
>Go.>
>- Struggle.
- AND.>
>- Will you take the tree?
- Yes Yes Yes.>
>Carefully.>
>And the packages?>
>Eri, Eri, Eri.>
>Hello. I love everyone, kiss.>
>- Do they take off your shoes or not?
- Don't.>
>- I still didn’t take it off.
- Yeah.>
>- This is from Alina.
- Hello.>
>Hey.>
>Leo, turn on the light.>
>- Borya, what is this tree?
- It is a symbol of family, love and fidelity.>
>- Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.>
>- Oh, what earrings.
- Thank.>
>Tell your friend to see a doctor
comes off. Runs every half hour.>
>Katya, this is our Nadezhda Fedorovna -
it's just fucked up.>
>In short, I'm buying expensive
balm for hair in the salon.>
>She decides to wash their hair.>
>Well, she squeezes out, it doesn't foam.>
>She squeezes out, lathers more
it does not foam. Well, it's a balm.>
>Then he comes out, says to me:>
>"Alinochka, you are this shampoo
don't buy it, it's defective. ">
>- What, you quarreled, or what?
- Our daughter suddenly matured.>
>We found condoms at Sonya.>
>E-mine. Wow.>
>Yes, no, well ... no, well, if I were with Nastya
found condoms, yeah ...>
>Listen, but what's wrong?
Nastya is already 6 years old, it's high time.>
>- Only 5
- Oh, no, 5 is too early.>
>Very funny.>
>You ...>
>- Hello.
- Hello.>
>- Hello.
- This is us.>
>- Oh, nifiga yourself.
- Vadik, is it yours, or what?>
>Ay, I snapped myself off!>
>- Made in Australia.
- Great.>
>I don't know how in the country
in Moscow exactly this one.>
>- And this is the only merit?
- Oh oh! V8, 3150 horses, diesel,>
>while eating 10 liters in the city.
- ten?>
>- A, 12-13, Took it for a penny.
- Lucky.>
>Listen, Vadik, why do you need this?>
>Well, the Tajiks are calling, the cement is over,
I threw two pouches or a box of tiles.>
>At the same time, look, the salon, eh?
Shikardos.>
>Leather, everything.>
>- Wow. Aunt Lyudin, pets?
- Yeah.>
>- And this is also aunt Lyudin?
- It's mine.>
>Listen, so under this case
urgently need a drink.>
>Mm.>
>Herring, of course, in general.
Delicious.>
>Katyusha, and you for salty
just like that, or ...>
>AND?>
>It's definitely not.>
>Although ... Now.>
>Not.>
>But we are working on it.>
>Sometimes.>
>Well, always.>
>I mean, often and ... Oh, that's it.>
>- Well, at least someone is fucking.
- Come on, as if you have once a month.>
>Ha, once a month.>
>- Katyusha.
I am now.>
>I find out what Vadik wants there.>
>What, less often?>
>What, Vadik?>
>What about you?>
>- I went to a sex shop.
- For what?>
>Well, to what, to what?
To buy yourself a vibrator.>
>Nothing.>
>I came, there are a million of them, you know?
Everyone is different there.>
>I barely got there anyway,>
>and now I will ask
and this is why and how to use it ...>
>To, I also couldn't get out of there, count it.>
>Well, now someone will definitely see
that I went in and out of there.>
>Listen, well, I would take it home, and there somehow
figured out, I do not know, by typing.>
>You have secrets from me, right?>
>Katyusha, it's all right, we love you.>
>Listen, it's good that we
we got out into nature.>
>- Air, forest ...
- Here. Lakes, again.>
>- Let's drink?
- Sure.>
>Listen, Dima today
will be with this ...>
>- With Olya.
- He said that with her.>
>- Has anyone seen her before?
- Me not.>
>So do I. What is it?>
>Nothing, he just tells
that she is some kind of incredible beauty.>
>I’m sure it’s not true.>
>- Come on, come on.
- Well, do you remember his women?>
>- They are all kind of like that, well, very so-so.
- Well, yes, tudym-syudym.>
>No, well, they seem to be different, but at the same time
some are the same.>
>Uh-huh.>
>Even so, they are equally ugly.>
>And he is not very beautiful.>
>Remember, I brought Alina
all of you are like, "Fuck.">
>Yeah.>
>And he told me:"Well, this.">
>Well, yes, and so it was about Eve.>
>And I think I know why.
This is his protection.>
>He, apparently, once decided
that he cannot reach the beautiful,>
>and so ... well, excluded them for myself.>
>How to exclude them?
And you need to consider them ugly.>
>But these mediocre ones, on the contrary
appoint beautiful. It's easier for him.>
>- Masterfully crap.
- Yes.>
>Yes, men, and you gossip is even worse
than women.>
>Al, but tell me, Dimka could you
like, well, basically?>
>Well, in principle, I might like it, of course.
He is reliable, caring, decent.>
>For women
that's what men like.>
>- Yes.
- Reliable, decent ...>
>So, in short, let's go, everything is already there.
You’ll get drunk here now.>
>And they should get drunk there.>
>Oh, Dmitry and his beauty Olga.>
>Well, where are you, Dmitry?>
>How lost?
Where can you get lost here?>
>What a spotted fool?>
>My car.>
>What are you laughing at?>
>And, Dimochka, everything is correct.
This is Vadik's new car.>
>And in my opinion, beautiful.>
>- Goat.
- We are waiting for you.>
>So, I remind you>
>man has the first serious woman
for three years.>
>More benevolent.>
>Thank.>
>Hello.>
>- What?
- Where is Olya?>
>And Olya is very sorry, she got sick.>
>- And what, will not come?
- Not.>
>She is ill and will not come.>
>And we were waiting for her.>
>She was very upset too
and will not come.>
>And what, will not come at all?>
>So, I did not understand, should I leave?>
>So, Dim, stop it. Come on.>
>Pancake.
- Give me a melon.>
>- And you lost weight, in my opinion.
- You are not sick, the main thing. Well done.>
>- Maybe we would have made friends with her.
- Come on in.>
>Eh, melon. And what are we going to do with her?>
>- What?
- Well, how is that?>
>It is incompatible with either
what other products.>
>- Here.
- Thank.>
>It can only be done on an empty stomach, well ...
Well, or so that 4 hours have passed, only then.>
>Dmitry, what are you,
wanted to poison us, or what?>
>- Why?
- Well, how is it, you brought a melon,>
>and it is incompatible with any
other products.>
>And we have a whole table of other products.>
>Someone will combine.>
>- So what?
- And that's all.>
>- And the jamon with melon?
- So this is a jamon with a melon,>
>eat it as much as you want.>
>And the melon with ham is a kick.
Here is such a kusmanchik.>
>Guys, stop joking about Katya, eh.>
>Let's start.>
>- Dim.
- Mm? - Vadik.>
>- Well, at least tell me what she is.
- All. - Who?>
>Everything, everything.>
>- Melon.
- Melon?>
>Well, I can about the melon too.
You won't eat it anyway,>
>I'll at least tell you what she is.>
>Olya.>
>Olya?>
>- She is good, kind ...
- Good, kind, well?>
>- Maybe she's still beautiful, tall ...
- Beautiful, tall.>
>Why are all of you ticks
need to be pulled out?>
>- How old did you say she was?
- I didn’t speak at all.>
>So tell me.>
>- 28,
- 28?>
>- Well done.
- But Stasik surpassed him anyway.>
>- Is this his girl 21?
- She will only be 21,>
>- ABOUT.
- They have an affair for a year and a half,>
>they met in Turkey.
That is, you understand. -Yes Yes Yes.>
>Wait, how do you know all this?>
>Did you know they were having an affair?>
>- Not.
- Come on, well ...>
>Here you are bastards, eh.>
>Well, well, but if only they knew
Well, what does it change?>
>- Like what? I should have told Dasha right away.
“Of course, she’s our friend.>
>Who is he?
So so - the husband of a friend.>
>Just Stasik is an asshole.
I had to erase the text messages>
>and nothing would have happened.>
>I did not understand, that is, he is not to blame for
that he had an affair with this bitch>
>but the fact that he did not erase the text messages?>
>No, he is to blame, he is bad - a-ta-ta.>
>But simply, if it happened,
have respect for your wife, erase sms.>
>- Al, I mean it.
- Fine.>
>And what does it mean "it happened"?
He just walked, and that's how it happened?>
>- What did you attack me, do you hear?
- Because you protect him.>
>Alin, well, really, why are you?>
>Vadik, for example, always erases everything.>
>- What erases?
- Lingerie.>
>Katya, he's trolling you.>
>I ask you very much, if suddenly at Vadik,
well, something like that, I want to know.>
>- What for?
- Well, well, well, so as not to look stupid.>
>Everyone knows this, they discuss it, this ...
Vadik.>
>... it's so humiliating and ...>
>Promise me if suddenly you, well, something
you will find out, you tell me everything.>
>“I swear I'll be the first to tell you.
- Wad, well ...>
>- I swear.
- Do you really want it?>
>Yes.>
>- Well then listen.
- Stop.>
>Well, she will believe, I have to live with it.>
>Katya, don't worry, everyone
sooner or later it will be recognized.>
>- Why is this?
- Because everything secret becomes apparent.>
>- Who said that?
- Philosopher.>
>Which philosopher?
Everything secret becomes clear>
>only when the goat is
who tells everything.>
>He also considers himself a decent person,
he told the truth.>
>Life, bitch, ruined people.>
>And if the goat is not,
then everything secret remains secret.>
>It's just that the goat is almost always there.>
>No, there is no need to interfere with someone else's life.>
>If only because you will become an enemy
and for both.>
>- And I think you need to tell.
- Melon.>
>We take, we combine, we are not afraid.>
>I beg.>
>So you think it's better
in 30 years, yes, somewhere to find out the truth?>
>Ay, you won't care in 30 years,
You will walk with a stick, and I will die already.>
>Well, by the way, Vadik is right.>
>Imagine,
how many people>
>divorced, that's just
by reading each other's phone?>
>Yes it's true. Boris never in my life
he won't give me his phone.>
>- Why won't I give it?
- Well, what will you give?>
>You are welcome. Here, take it.>
>- I'll take it.
- Take it.>
>- Ah, hands are shaking, look.
- Come on.>
>Struggle, I'm worried about you, stop.>
>No, really, you take it.
Just put yours here.>
>- Easy.
- Come on.>
>Anyway, there are sms
only from our children.>
>And, well, also from your sister
with questions about your mom.>
>- And what is she writing to you?
- Who else?>
>Who goes to the hospital with your mom>
>measures her pressure, then another
listens to everything from her?>
>- And I don't even have a password.
- Right. Why should I get into your phone?>
>But for Lyova, the telephone is generally sacred.
You can't even touch him.>
>Oh.>
>Because this is my phone
and, in general, that's enough.>
>- However, I can explain.
- Oh, listen, you better not.>
>No-no-no, let him explain.
Bora will come in handy.>
>Well, look when you talk
with Eve on the phone,>
>she always goes to another room.>
>It's not because you have any secrets,
but because this is your conversation ...>
>- Well.
- ...Your relationship.>
>And in the end, you have to discuss,
what we are with Borya goats. Yes, Bor?>
>- Yes, that's all we do.
- And that's okay.>
>With me you would have spoken differently.>
>Lyova, what's so difficult?
You have an iron excuse.>
>Eve will find a naked woman on your phone,
well, I'm sorry, but you:“This is my patient.>
>I gave her an operation on Tuesday
I'm doing it on my chest. All.>
>Because I'm not looking
here are such easy ways.>
>What if she finds 500 naked women?>
>And he is a demanded surgeon.
This is a queue for 5 years.>
>You ask some Denis Matsuev:
"What are you doing on March 12, 2022?">
>He will tell you:
"I play a Beethoven sonata at the Albert Hall.">
>And Leva will say:“I'm reducing my ass
Tamara Gennadievna ".>
>You knew.>
>So guys, no one
no secrets, or what?>
>- I am clean.
- You - yes.>
>Eve, I beg you.>
>We've known each other for so many years
what secrets?>
>Let's play one game then.>
>- In which?
- What game is this?>
>- Come on, you still refuse.
- Why do we refuse?>
>Oh, I adore her, she always
knows everything about us better than ourselves.>
>Yes, you refuse, refuse.
You will definitely refuse.>
>- So why?
- Just about, please. Here ...>
>That's when I gave up?
When did we all give up good play?>
>- Tell me already, which one?
- A very simple game.>
>We all put cell phones on the table>
>all calls to speakerphone,
we read sms aloud.>
>We don't have any secrets.>
>What kind of game is this, Eve?>
>Give, give a kiss.>
>- A fun game.
- And it seems to me not very much.>
>Well, if you have any secrets,
then of course not.>
>I have not, but if you cheat on me,
I don't want to know that.>
>If I had
would be a lover>
>I would never in my life
this game was not offered.>
>Well?>
>Or maybe to the Mafia?>
>Why sit at home, guys?
Into the forest, picking mushrooms.>
>- Now is the mushroom time,
from 6 to 9 pm. - Uh-huh.>
>- They literally stem from ...
- Enough.>
>I told you they would move out.>
>I think it's interesting
maybe it will be funny.>
>Yes, and I think it's worth a try.>
>Here in you girls
I had no doubts at all.>
>- Dim, will you support us, mm?
- Well, please, well play with us.>
>- I AM?
- Yes.>
>Hmm, please.>
>And what? It's like "I believe - I don't believe".>
>Remember we all played together in childhood?>
>We all jerked off together in childhood, so what?>
>Vadik.>
>- I was not with you.
- And you are an individual peasant, retired.>
>- Nightmare.
- Yes.>
>Come on, Wad, put your phone on.>
>- Where?
- Well, how where? On the table.>
>- Or your secrets?
- Yes, I have no secrets.>
>Well, it's just some kind of bodybuilder.
What is it?>
>Uh-huh.>
>Wad, put it in.>
>Or should I start to worry?>
>Oh please. What problems.>
>These are ours.
And here's mine.>
>And Levin is already on the table.>
>Hey, I don’t get it, are you serious, or what?>
>- Yeah.
- Yeah.>
>We play.>
>- Dad, can I have you?
- Yes, Sonechka. Sorry.>
>Dad, please give me some money.>
>- What did you not ask for there?
- Mom is there.>
>Sonya.>
>Well, stop making your mom a monster.>
>Well, she really loves you very much.>
>Mom just wasn't used to it
that you grew up>
>and the love that she loved you with
earlier in childhood, you no longer need it.>
>Dad, you know you love me
I see it.>
>And my mother, along the way, hates me.>
>Sonya ...>
>- Do I know why girls want to play this?
- So.>
>“They just all have lovers.
- How.>
>- And me?
- Sure.>
>Class! So what?>
>“And you want to be discovered.
- I wonder why?>
>- I read at Nesbo's, recently it came out ...
- Who have you read?>
>Well, the Norwegian detective is crazy.
Y. Nesby.>
>Younesbo. Oh great.>
>Yu - name, Nesbo - surname.>
>No, I know him.
I have been always interested in,>
>here Yu is the full name,
and what is his shorthand?>
>Well, what did his parents call him as a child?
Well, Yu is a bit long.>
>Yu, go home. YU.>
>- So, what are our lovers?
- Yes, lovers.>
>So he has a serial killer there,
and he really wants to be revealed.>
>Such a theory exists in psychology.>
>And some criminals do everything
to be arrested.>
>- And what do you mean?
- To the fact that you want to be arrested.>
>- What for? What for?
- You ask Nesbo.>
>- Not at Nesbo, but J. Nesbo.
- Guys, you got carried away somewhere.>
>Let's eat some pie.
It was Katyusha who baked herself.>
>- Katyusha, without what?
- Gluten free.>
>- Oops.
- Lactose free.>
>- Yeah.
- And most importantly, sugar free.>
>- You have.
- And what is there in general?>
>Awesome recipe. Need to...>
>Quiet.>
>This is the first message.>
>- On my.
- Read it.>
>I am reading.>
>Read, read.
"Baby, I want you so.">
>- So what does it mean.
- I do not understand.>
>A good start.>
>- Well, how do I know? Well, Katya, this is ...
- Wad, tell me, who is it from?>
>I do not know this number, I swear to you.
This is the first time I see a number ...>
>- Maybe someone was wrong?
- Maybe someone was wrong, Dim, yes, right.>
>And why was he wrong that way,
what came to you?>
>Well ... Dim.>
>- Well, he had to be wrong somewhere.
- Yes.>
>Oh, this is the one from whom
message, calls.>
>- Answer.
- Why should I answer ... What if it is ...>
>- Maybe ...
- Answer.>
>- Vadik, pick up the phone.
- Well I ..>
>Well, take it.>
>Speakerphone.>
>Yes, hello.>
>Yes, I am listening to you.>
>Speak.>
>Speak, you cannot be heard.>
>- There is someone breathing.
- Well, is he breathing, and should I breathe back there?>
>Do not be silent!>
>- Who is it?
- Someone, Agnia Barto!>
>- Lyova!
- Well, what, I was joking, well.>
>Well, okay, what are you?>
>Lyova, of course you have
a specific sense of humor.>
>- Well, guys, but how?
- And I liked it.>
>-You'd see your face now.>
>And I would look at yours,
if only ... yeah ...>
>Listen, I don't know, I somehow
I immediately realized that this was a joke.>
>And we immediately understood
that you knew right away.>
>- Dad, that's it, drive the phone.
- Yes sun.>
>Thank.>
>- AND...
- Do you want to say hello?>
>Why say hello? I am already leaving.>
>Goodbye to everyone.>
>- Here's how you can communicate with her, how?
- She's not always like that.>
>Usually even worse.
Well, Ev, well, this is a transitional age.>
>“Look, it's a common problem for fathers and children.
- Yeah.>
>- Alina and I still have to.
And with two. - Oh yeah.>
>Dima is great.
He decided this question for himself.>
>- What?
- Well, no children - no problem. All.>
>“That's not why.
- Oh, like that, right?>
>It's just that I never do anything
if I don't understand why.>
>Dim, you wanna say that you
don't understand why children, right?>
>I do not understand. And most importantly,
nobody can explain.>
>Every second one asks me:
"Dima, why don't you have children?">
>I say:"Why?">
>"Well, well, there must be children.">
>I say:"For what?">
>And then those who are dumber say:
"Well, a glass of water before you die.">
>Those who are smarter:
"The notorious glass of water.">
>I then came up with and told them:>
>“And if I pour this glass myself in advance
and put it on the nightstand, is that all? ">
>All.>
>There is really only one reason
to have children - you want.>
>I don't want to.>
>Dim, well, you are now somehow everything ..>
>Well, I don't know, for me my children
this is the meaning of my life.>
>But it seems to me wrong to do
the meaning of your life is someone else's life.>
>This is his life.>
>And he himself must find meaning in it.>
>And you try to find it in yours.>
>Okay, "the meaning of life" ...
There is no meaning in life.>
>No, well, old man, you know ...
Well, how can there be any sense in>
>what did they give you without asking
and without saying, will they take it away?>
>Hmm.>
>What's again?>
>- Vadik, have you read it somewhere?
- Nowhere, I said and said.>
>Oh, what am I? Vadik read it.>
>Mm. Fuck you.>
>- Let's drink.
- Let's.>
>For ... For the children.>
>Oh.>
>- So, the phone rings.
- Calls.>
>- O. - Speaker background.
- OK.>
>So I took her.>
>I didn’t hear, please say it again.>
>That's what I'm saying, I took it.>
>Mash, one more time from start to finish
say the phrase.>
>- What is so loud with you?
- We're just on speaker.>
>- Don't say anything superfluous.
- E.>
>Oh, well ...>
>So what should I do?>
>Mash, well, repeat the phrase again
from the beginning to the end. The whole phrase.>
>Which one?>
>Mash, I didn't hear what you wanted?>
>Nothing. I just took the dry cleaning.
Can I add it?>
>No, don't. Don't, then.>
>I'm just around here, and here's a whole bag.>
>- Well ... well, leave it at the concierge.
- As you say. Otherwise I would just spread everything.>
>Don't, I'll put it all out myself later.>
>Everything, goodbye. Thank.>
>What, did I do something wrong?>
>No, well, then I'll be right.>
>What did you not want
so that she came to you?>
>- Olya is sick.
- AND.>
>Maybe she fell asleep.>
>And Masha, she is so loud.>
>So I'm sure that Dima will
a very good father.>
>Wad, come on.>
>Try it.>
>Guys.>
>- ABOUT.
- Come on, come on, come on.>
>Here's an interesting thing, right?
>We can drink there in the house
no one forbids us,>
>but this is a separate pleasure,
like that on the sly on a glass.>
>Come on.>
>- Shh.
- Ding. Like this.>
>In short, count up, the only one
hotel throughout Yoshkar-Ola>
>is called, naturally, "Yoshkar-Ola".>
>The locals joke that everything is off.>
>The poster is huge from the window
"Time to live in Yoshkar-Ola".>
>- Times are not chosen.
- Yes.>
>- And what are you doing there?
- And we muddy one story there.>
>We are repairing the embankment.>
>Yes, if everything grows together
there you can lift well.>
>Is it like a seed?>
>What am I with a seed?>
>There, if not for these goats,
I would have been covered in chocolate, you know, Leo.>
>Look, you have these goats too,
and the Finns are goats.>
>Only the Turks are great.
What good fellows?>
>No money, no sealant. Well done.>
>Listen, I really want him to
everything worked out already.>
>And it is clear that nothing will work out.>
>Why doesn't it work?
Because everyone is goats.>
>That is, they are to blame for everything,
and he has nothing to do with it.>
>- Fuck you!
- Well yes.>
>Do you love Alyosha more than me,>
>You shouldn't sigh about Alyosha.>
>All your dreams are about Alyoshka,>
>You have forgotten only about Seryoga.>
>You are still quite naive and pure,>
>Your life is empty without Alyosha.>
>- Struggle, are you all?
- No, I'll still eat.>
>... from afar,
Only between us the river tears.>
>Because you have Alyosha,>
>You shouldn't sigh about Alyosha.>
>All your dreams are about Alyoshka,>
>You have forgotten only about Seryoga.>
>- Katyusha, why don't you sing with us?
- I sing.>
>Because you have Alyosha,>
>Struggle, Struggle. Katya, Katya.>
>- Ev, phone.
- Who's there?>
>Dad. Look at what photo.>
>- Dad.
- Dad.>
>Dad. Oh hold it.>
>- Ev, Ev, where did you go?
- Well, sit down.>
>How did it start?>
>- Hello.
- Hello, daughter. How do you?>
>Yes, dad, hello. Things are good.
We are sitting with friends, having dinner.>
>Mm, I'm quick. Greenberg agrees
you just need to choose the day of the operation.>
>I'll send the phone right now,
call him and arrange.>
>Okay, dad, thanks.>
>- All right, kiss, honey.
- Yes, kiss. Until.>
>- Ev, what kind of operation?
- No, it's okay.>
>Ev, really, what kind of operation?>
>Mammoplasty, I want to enlarge my breasts.>
>- Well, I want to make boobs.
- Boobs?>
>- What didn't you tell me?
- You would go for the company.>
>We have just now an action-
4 boobs for the price of 3,>
>- Ev, well, you're a psychologist.
- So what?>
>- Psychologists do not enlarge breasts.
- Why?>
>I don't like my breasts
and I want to increase it.>
>So that's the point,
you should like her.>
>What is it?>
>No, I don't know anything, how is it,
but just why should?>
>She is a psychologist, she must accept herself.>
>Yes, they even have an oath written there:>
>Joining the ranks of psychologists
I solemnly swear>
>take all of yourself,
especially boobs.>
>- And if you are a man?
- Well, men also have something to take.>
>Vadik.>
>- Vadik, what are you starting now, huh?
“That's not what I meant.>
>- What did you mean then?
- That. But not in that sense.>
>And in what?>
>So I meant dick and balls
sense of dick and eggs. Is that all, Dima?>
>- Finally, the truth.
- Wait, I didn't understand.>
>If a woman doesn't like her breasts
what does it mean, she does not accept herself?>
>Well yes.>
>Well then. I accept everything
except for boobs. Okay?>
>Well, boobs are also an important part of you.>
>My friends, pilaf!>
>- Oh!
- Wow!>
>- Here. AND?
- A spoon.>
>A spoonful.>
>- Mm. Mm?
- Mm.>
>Mm.>
>Mm.>
>I just didn't understand one thing
sorry, well, with boobs.>
>Why isn't Leva operating?>
>Well, because dad said no.>
>- Yeah.
- Mm.>
>Our dad is not just a dad,
he is the head physician.>
>And therefore, all the best for the daughter.>
>Greenberg - professor, luminary,
head of the department.>
>- Did you say everything?
- Well, what's wrong?>
>This is all nonsense.>
>Just a husband shouldn't do
such an operation to my wife,>
>because he can lose
sexual attraction to her.>
>- Mm. By the way, that's right.
- Yes.>
>Well, this is the official version,>
>in fact he just counts me
a mediocre surgeon.>
>Leo, come on, come on.>
>Well, how can you relate to a person
whom you only hired because>
>that he is your daughter's husband?>
>And you also didn't want him to be a husband.>
>Well, then so.>
>Well, we must somehow arrange a son-in-law.>
>And it really doesn't matter what kind of surgeon I am.>
>And what can I be at all
in this situation?>
>- Are you a good surgeon?
- Good. He is a very good surgeon.>
>Yes. Only indecisive.>
>I should have left for a long time
to another clinic,>
>and it would be already at least
it would be clear what I'm worth.>
>Idea.>
>Let Greenberg make one breast
the other is Leva.>
>But let's not tell which one.>
>The council decides which one is better.>
>And the winner gets the title of professor,
laureate, head of the department,>
>at the same time Eve and the chest.>
>- And dick and balls to the heap.
- Wad.>
>It's funny. But the funny thing is that I think
she doesn't need any operation.>
>It was he who complimented you.>
>You see, it happens so often
that you even paid attention to it.>
>- Well done.
- Thank.>
>- Let's drink.
- Let's. - Let's.>
>- For my chest. - With pleasure.
- The name of Greenberg.>
>Dim, I have a problem.>
>What?>
>Well, a friend of mine, she's at 10 pm,
well, every day he sends me, well ...>
>- Good night wishes?
- Your photograph.>
>Yourself ... well, such ...>
>- Naked?
- Not.>
>Not always.>
>Well yes.>
>- Well, you got it.
- Yes.>
>So, we have with you
the same phones, right?>
>Let's exchange now
and then she will send me>
>and change back.>
>No, Bor, well, no.
Well, no, that's all.>
>- But why? Well, you're alone now.
“So I’m not alone.>
>- No, well, you are alone here today.
- All the same, everyone will say>
>that I am cheating on Ole.
And we have just started.>
>I do not want with girls.>
>“They won't tell anyone anything.
- Yeah, I know "they won't tell anyone anything.">
>They will tell everyone everything and add at the end:
Just please don't tell anyone.>
>And this will mean that they
did not tell anyone anything.>
>- Don't you care what I have
the family will collapse? -Not.>
>You just didn't have to play.>
>How not to play? You said yourself:
"Let's play, I agree.">
>- So the women did not have to start.
- How ... how ... you know ...>
>- What kind of a woman?
- Young, beautiful.>
>Who cares? I have been married for 15 years.>
>Dim.>
>Well, no, Bor.>
>Where did you come from?>
>Cool shorts,
Former Levi's jeans.>
>Simple makeup,
You smell like the first lily of the valley>
>I won't rip you off ..>
>Presnyakov?>
>Where did you come from?>
>By the way, I think to tell you
or not to tell.>
>Because it seems to me
what is right - tell you.>
>Because if I don't tell you,
it will be wrong what you know>
>but I knew and did not tell.
Right?>
>Leo goes to a psychologist.>
>- What lion?
- The king of beasts.>
>Your husband, Leo.>
>Goes to a psychologist?>
>How do you know that?>
>Well, Borya told me.>
>Well, he told me to
I didn't tell anyone.>
>I told you, I didn't, did I?>
>Wow.>
>This is my?
Is yours.>
>Who's calling?
Your love.>
>- What is my love?
- "Yurochka is my love.">
>What kind of Yurochka?>
>- Hello, Yurochka, hello.
- Hello, Alinochka, my love, hello.>
>Everything works out for us
I transferred this red habalka to 5,>
>so at 3 I'm yours.>
>Thank you my dear.>
>My darling, you me very much
helped a lot, I owe you.>
>Fuck you, what are you saying?
Everything, come on, kiss. Until Monday.>
>- Kisses, kisses. Until.
- Smack, smack, pookie.>
>No, well, it's clear about Yurochka.>
>Why "my love"?>
>Hmm, you heard
as he called me.>
>Yes, he calls everyone that.
Even this red haired habalka.>
>Well, it's better than
"Yura-hairdresser".>
>- Yura the fagot you can.
- Vadik.>
>Pieces of meat first
fry in oil>
>then add the onions and carrots ...>
>- Oh, message.
- Another.>
>- "Yanik, football".
- Me too. "Yanik, football".>
>Yes, Janik, confirmed
on Monday we play.>
>We're playing, right?>
>But it didn't come to me.>
>Hmm.>
>Will come.>
>Sometimes it is delayed.>
>And I heard that they are now
block these here,>
>and it can come in a day.>
>Dim, you turn it off and on.>
>It's just that the connection is so bad outside the city.>
>- Pour boiling water over it all.
- Yeah.>
>- Carrots, onions, fry everything ...
- Or maybe you just>
>everyone agreed not to call me?>
>Brother, what are you doing?>
>- Yanik. Well, don't you know Janick?
- I know. So what?>
>- Well ...
- Well, Yanik, he's like that, he's ...>
>- Which one?
- Well, what? He's sloppy.>
>- I forgot to just send, that's all.
- Listen, well, Yanik, he's all the time ...>
>Well, Janik.>
>The newsletter just comes to everyone who is in the chat.>
>Have you opened another chat or something
without me?>
>What are you saying, Dim?
Come on, then.>
>- We're just expecting you on Monday.
- Sure. Get in shape, come.>
>You never know, well, no SMS came.>
>I didn't come a hundred times
I came that.>
>They think I play badly.>
>They only call when there are not enough people.>
>- True? - Of course not.
- Generally not true.>
>Well, it's kind of dishonest.
You are friends.>
>Katya, yes ... Everything is good.>
>Listen, let's
let's play something already, huh?>
>Or are we already playing?>
>Well, we just don't play something.>
>In general, nothing came to me.>
>Oh, Vadik has come.>
>Who is it?>
>Yeah. "Call urgently.">
>- Valentine.
- Valentine.>
>Oh, and three exclamation points.>
>And what kind of Valentina is this
who needs to call urgently?>
>- Katyusha.
- I will disappoint you.>
>This is his customer Valentina,
crazy aunt.>
>- A month ago I finished the repair,
still calls. - Yeah.>
>"How does it turn off?
How does it open? ">
>So you call her back.>
>We are wondering what kind of customer she is.>
>Stop it. Now it will demand
for me to come. What I do not know.>
>Uh-huh, she's the last time for him
at half past one in the night she called.>
>Imagine, I forgot
how the locker opens.>
>She has medicine there and ...>
>She herself asked, yes,
to open, well, by pressing.>
>Lucky you, Vadik.
You don't have a jealous wife.>
>- This one?
- I am not jealous?>
>What are you doing? Yes, you know, how jealous I am.>
>Just, well, when everything is clear
why be jealous?>
>- And what, went?
- Not.>
>- Thank God, I managed to explain
how it opens. - Yeah.>
>So maybe I would go.
She threw a tantrum ...>
>Listen, I have a toast.
Let's pour it.>
>- Dim, come here.
- Dim, come to us.>
>I suggest a drink, oddly enough,
for our wives to be jealous of us.>
>But at the same time we did not give them
no reason.>
>- Not understood.
- And what's not clear?>
>Ah, then I understood.>
>No, well, just when you are jealous,
this, of course, is bad, this is unpleasant,>
>but when you are not jealous
how would you be with it,>
>it seems to me much worse.>
>Let's drink.>
>It started.>
>- Ah.
- Oh you...>
>- Here I am, well done.
- Yes.>
>Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
Listen, what, what?>
>- It needs salt. And boiling water. You need boiling water.
- Vodka. Vodka generally cleans everything.>
>- Vodka everything ...
- Especially if inside it.>
>- Fast boiling water.
- Come on, I'm in the kitchen. Help.>
>Yes, Leo, there ..>
>- Why didn't you tell me anything?
- What?>
>That you go to a psychologist.>
>Yes, I recently went.>
>Clear.>
>If you and I still divorce,>
>I will not reproach myself for
that I haven't tried something.>
>So how is it?>
>Does it help?>
>This is what you have to say
helps or not.>
>- But I learned one thing.
- Which one?>
>Don't turn every conversation
into the battle for supremacy.>
>Disgraceful.>
>In the last second, score into your own goal.
- this is decent for him.>
>Well, you can play football
Well, stay at home and play chess.>
>And I'm bad. Yes, I'm a friend, and I didn't call.
All bad.>
>Why are you silent?
Well, now you're fattening off a peach like him.>
>We prove all the time
each other is right in everything.>
>It's more important for us to be right
than to be happy.>
>And concession is not a sign of weakness, it is ...>
>Not if I want to defeat you
then this is weakness.>
>And if I want to continue to live with you,>
>this is a manifestation of power.
And even wisdom.>
>- Did I say something wrong?
- Oh, what are you.>
>You always say only that.>
>He himself is not sick of the fact
that you are always right>
>Talk to your psychologist about this.>
>Do you remember how Dovlatov's?
You give the woman convincing reasons>
>somehow you explain everything to her, well, it's so logical,>
>but she, it turns out, is just disgusting
the very sound of your voice.>
>What, we already have it?>
>Guys, maybe
Let's listen to music, eh?>
>- Dim, well ... well, go and dance.
- I can not.>
>Well, I can't either.>
>Noticeable.>
>A. By the way, Dima has a message.
WhatsApp.>
>- Oops. Turn off Mouzon.
- And this is a photograph. And not from Olya.>
>- Pay attention, not from Olya.
- So what, what is not from Olya?>
>Nothing. This is simple...
This is some kind of Ira-Peter.>
>- Here, Ira-Peter.
- So what?>
>Nothing. Just some kind of Ira-Peter
sent him a photo at 10pm.>
>- Why are you so turned on?
- Yes, I did not start, what is it to me?>
>It's just not Olya, but so please.>
>And who is this Ira-Peter
who sent you the photo?>
>Well, this is Ira from St. Petersburg, who
sent me a photo.>
>Well, show me.
What for? This photo.>
>She sends me sometimes.>
>Well, what are you turning on the partisan now?
Well, let me see.>
>- It's personal.
- Everything is public now.>
>- There is nothing interesting.
- So we are not interested.>
>- You just show it, that's all.
- Dim. -Okay.>
>- Take the handle, hand.
- Listen, well ...>
>Uh, wow.
Borya, look.>
>- Wow!
- What? What is there? What?>
>Nothing special at all.>
>- Lyov, go, there is such a thing.
- What's up there?>
>Come on.>
>- So, bastards, let me see.
“You don’t need to look.>
>Do you want me to tell you?>
>Specialist. Wow,>
>Their.
- Yeah.>
>- And to whom did it come?
- Dima.>
>- Dima?
- Yes.>
>- And Ira-Peter, is that Olya?
- Not.>
>- Well done.
- Let me see.>
>- Oh.
- Wow.>
>- Well, not at all.
- So guys.>
>This ... this is not my girlfriend.>
>Yes, this is not his girlfriend.>
>Well, that is, I have something wrong with her,
what did you think.>
>I just don't need words.>
>- Give me a cockerel.
- Fuck off.>
>Something I was so upset.>
>Dim, but you really ...>
>But isn't it?>
>Not.>
>You're simple, right? Well that's it ...>
>Yes.>
>Okay then.>
>Poor Olya.>
>Come here.>
>Corps de ballet.
Let's drink tea.>
>Here's a telegram.
From the Hippopotamus.>
>- So what is it?
- It's still a message.>
>- And who is the message?
- For you.>
>Like me?>
>Yes, to me.>
>- Did you put Aibolit on the message?
- What am I, a moron or something, to put ...>
>The children were probably playing and ...>
>- Oleg. Asks how are you.
- And what kind of Oleg?>
>Oleg. This is from the legal department, there is only one guy.>
>- I know him?
- No, he was recently hired and ..>
>... I think they will soon be fired.>
>- What, something happened?
- Yes yesterday I freaked out because of one idiot, here.>
>And he saw it and came up, supported.
He says there:"Old man, don't worry.">
>- Well, good guy.
- Mm.>
>Well, then tell him.>
>Well, what will I answer?
Day off, the person is resting.>
>I'll see you on Monday
and discuss everything.>
>I don't understand people at all,
who do not immediately respond to messages.>
>Is it difficult for you, or what?>
>“It's okay. I'm having supper. ">
>We can supply a smiley.
We can not bet.>
>Why such details
to an outsider?>
>- "I am eating my dinner"
- Well, how? The man showed attention.>
>It is necessary to answer him somehow in a complex way.>
>And also make it clear that you are not very
you can talk now.>
>Oh well. Then:"I'm having dinner with friends."
So that he surely ...>
>These are unnecessary details.
Who cares who you dine with?>
>Hmm. I like it.>
>Previously asked:
"How are you? How are you?">
>Now:"Where are you?
What are you doing now?">
>- So he asked:"How are you?"
- Well yes.>
>A person must have
personal space?>
>- Yeah.
- Come on, ask me now,>
>How many times have I been in the toilet today.>
>What have I got to do with it?>
>But because there is no need to ask
idiotic questions!>
>I'm asking you where you are.
Because I respect you as a person.>
>And I don't give a shit where you are and with whom.>
>So what to write something?>
>This is your friend. You and write.>
>But I would write:>
>"Thank you. Good.>
>I'm having dinner. "Without a smiley face.>
>Good. No emoticon.>
>Brother. What was it?>
>- Vadik. Dima for personal space.
- I understood it.>
>But I just know him for a hundred years
and never saw>
>to be so
for personal space.>
>- Oh, it's Alina's. Unknown number.
- Read it.>
>- Can I?
- What?>
>Well, I've learned to do one thing here.>
>Look.>
>Siri, please read
last sms.>
>I found the most recent message
from the sender.>
>+79616886631>
>Hello Alina.
This is Diana from the Zarya sanatorium.>
>We are pleased to inform you that from August 1st
we have one seat vacated.>
>If this is still relevant for you,
Please contact me,>
>or call direct
directorate telephone.>
>Sanatoriums for the elderly "Zarya" are the best,>
>what can you offer your loved ones.>
>- Want to write an answer?
- No no no.>
>Good.>
>What is it?>
>Yes...>
>Yes, we went with Natasha,
visited her mother.>
>So, well, I asked.>
>And they already write everything here at once, offer.>
>That is, you want to hand over my mom
to a nursing home, huh?>
>I don’t want to give anyone anywhere. What are you?>
>This is a good sanatorium.
There is fresh air, nature.>
>- Fruit care every day.
- She helps you. It...>
>She sits with the children, cleans up.>
>- I am very grateful to your mother.
- I see.>
>Well, admit it, from that moment
how she began to live with us,>
>our relationship has become much worse.
Sorry guys, now ...>
>Thank God, they found a reason.>
>It turns out in all our problems
Mom is to blame.>
>What are you twisting?
Why all? Oh well...>
>I, hear, I am very grateful
to your mom.>
>- Yeah.
- She's a very good person.>
>I just could tell the nanny
don't give Igor bread for the night>
>with salt and butter, it makes him fat,
but she doesn't.>
>Well, of course, it's like a caviar sandwich.>
>And that's it, he's used to it.>
>And I'm already bad.>
>And he's getting fat. I don't like
how she cooks. All.>
>Because she cooks tasteless.>
>So it cooks tasteless,
yes, it turns out?>
>- Yes, and does not admit to the stove.
- Yeah.>
>Don't, I myself.>
>And I love to cook.
I want to cook at home.>
>Vegetable stew, French soup,
kulebyak.>
>This cake with a liver
very tasty with you.>
>Thank.>
>Maybe let's go take a photo?>
>And then never together
not photographed today.>
>Right. Right.>
>- On the street.
- Right. Let's go.>
>- Yes?
- Yeah.>
>Struggle. Come.>
>- Vadik, come on already.
- Take the far away.>
>Yeah.>
>- On the.
- Come on.>
>So, heap.>
>Boris. Closer to Alina.>
>So, we smoothed out the whistles.>
>And a smile.>
>And that he greets you
Saturday night, huh?>
>And who is it?>
>- Her ex.
- It's a classic.>
>Saturday. Evening.
I drank. He writes.>
>I don’t understand, did you take the picture or not?>
>- Let's start again?
- Come on.>
>And why is he "Yegorushka" recorded?>
>- Well, it was always recorded like that.
- Do not.>
>Rewrite him by last name
or erase it altogether.>
>- Yes, or block it.
- And burn the phone, and kill him.>
>- Yes, you can kill.
- Guys, come on, well, dog.>
>- It's hard.
- Okay, come on.>
>Uh ... uh ...>
>What, fucking?>
>Listen, is everything going on with you, or what?>
>- Wad, there ...
- Just calm down.>
>“Maybe he’s not her.
- Yeah. And to whom?>
>Elvira Nabiullina?
On her phone Yegorushka isn't her?>
>- Give. - Give what?
- You will break.>
>- Yeah, break it. You’ll break it.
- Give me the phone.>
>What, you are going to delete the correspondence, eh?>
>- Tsh-sh, Tsh-sh.
- What?>
>- Hello?
- Hi, Yegor.>
>- What do you have?
- Bad for me.>
>I think I already
I can't live without her.>
>Be patient. It will be easier soon.>
>You see, she just wrote
for me to come.>
>- No, I didn't answer her, of course, but ...
- Yegorushka, by no means.>
>You read the book
which I told you about?>
>- About which planet?
- Not about the planets.>
>And "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.">
>There are answers to all questions.>
>Clear.>
>Look. You will come to them.
You will feel better for a second.>
>- And then again ...
- Yes I understand.>
>- But how will I introduce her ...
- Well, you agreed,>
>that she has already betrayed you once.
So he will betray again.>
>Sorry, it's not very convenient to speak.
Come on, don't go anywhere now.>
>And tomorrow we will call you
and we will discuss everything in detail.>
>Okay, forgive me.
I understand that I got it.>
>- In general, thanks for helping me.
- Yeah. OK Bye.>
>- And what, he has no one to call, or what?
- Not.>
>Well, he went to ...
Yegorushka, do you hear?>
>- All?
- No, not everything, Katya.>
>Well, when everything is done, then come.>
>Where is my dog?>
>- And there she is.
- Yes, we'll find her.>
>- Here. Where is she, Lord.
- Here.>
>- There she is.
- Hey Hey.>
>Former. So.
There are no former exes.>
>Fuck!>
>Australian bullshit.>
>Well, Vadik has a face, of course.>
>Yes I represent
if Alina had such a thing,>
>- what would your face be.
- Okay.>
>- Alina would not have been sent this.
- Why?>
>Because Alina came out
married to Borya at the age of 18,>
>Alina's ...>
>- Alina has no exes.
- Oh, got a job.>
>But what does it taste so bad to you?>
>- It doesn't taste good to her, right?
- Struggle.>
>Let's not continue?>
>Struggle, well, I'm sorry.>
>Aunt Nadya is wonderful.>
>She's just cooking
well, really, well, somehow ...>
>- Kissel remember?
- Oh yeah.>
>She is also very hospitable
Constantly treats.>
>"Guys, jelly. Who else is jelly?
Well, here's jelly. ">
>“You ungrateful creatures, eh.
- That's for sure.>
>Mom tried.>
>Although jelly, of course, yes.>
>- Oh, Sonya is calling.
- Answer.>
>Ask when she gets home.>
>- Yes sun?
- Dad, hello. Can you speak?>
>- Yes of course.
- Dad, this is how it happened.>
>In short, it turns out
Pasha's parents left.>
>And he calls me to his home.
Well, with an overnight stay.>
>- So.
- Well, I don't know what to do.>
>No, I probably would.
But just somehow, very unexpected.>
>Maybe it's better not today.
But on the other hand, if I don't go>
>I think he'll be upset
well, I mean, he'll be offended.>
>And then we may quarrel altogether.
In short, I don't know.>
>Dad, why are you silent?>
>I think.>
>Well, first of all, this is for sure
no need to do>
>just because he is offended.>
>No, well, dad, well, of course,
not only because of this.>
>Here.>
>And you understand that I won't
jump for joy,>
>- if you stay with him.
- Yes, I understand.>
>In general, Sonya ...>
>important point.>
>This is what you will
remember then all my life.>
>If you are sure that you will
remember it with a smile,>
>Well then, go ahead.>
>And if you are in doubt>
>then don't.>
>You still have plenty of time, Sonechka.>
>Dad, you gave me the condoms yourself.>
>Ah ... well, this is ...>
>This was not a guide to action.>
>Dad, now you've got me confused,
I don't understand anything at all.>
>This is because the solution
after all for you.>
>Yes, I understand. Come on, you know how.
If I decide to stay, I will write to you.>
>Tell your mom that I stayed with Lena.>
>Why don't you tell her yourself?
Dad, what are you doing? She doesn't listen.>
>She immediately starts yelling,
be a shrew.>
>Sonya. I think you
just don't have the patience.>
>Dad, you just love her so much
that you don't notice anything.>
>- Bye bye. I'll write.
- Sonya.>
>You were great.>
>- You see how the psychologist helped you.
- Katya.>
>What?>
>Someone goes to a psychologist? Who?>
>He told me all the same, right?>
>Only Katya.>
>And I just Dima.>
>- Well, I'm Bore.
- Well, she's my wife.>
>And she's my best friend.>
>Well, what's wrong?>
>You go to a psychologist
and not to a prostitute.>
>Oleg. "Why do not you answer?",
- asks.>
>Look how persistent, huh?>
>No, well, you probably need to answer.>
>- He will not lag behind.
- Well.>
>So it means.>
>"I'm having dinner with friends. It's okay.">
>- Yeah.
- I'm sending.>
>- Didn't you send it then?
- Well, I got distracted and ...>
>- He wrote:"Bastard!"
- Wow.>
>- Fine.
- Ha.>
>What is he?
- I also wonder, what is he?>
>Yes ... Yes, he's a weird guy.>
>No, of course, it's nice that he's there
supported me, well at work.>
>But even then I felt
something like a bust, well.>
>And now it's clear, crazy.>
>Your psycho is calling.>
>What should i talk about
with an abnormal person?>
>Well, who cares at all?
After all, what a manner.>
>An ordinary employee calls me.
Where is some elementary ethics in general?>
>I shouldn't be with him ...>
>A. Here, here.>
>So he understood everything that this is incorrect.
and ne ... re ... and everything and ..>
>- And calls again.
- Will you answer?>
>Well...>
>- Hello?
- Why are you whispering?>
>What, I ran to the toilet so that
God forbid, haven't you heard?>
>Listen, you yourself still
are you tired of this hide and seek, mm?>
>I already told you what your problem is.>
>You just can't make up your mind-
man, woman.>
>Understand before you do this>
>you will ... Fuck you.>
>The man's roof has gone completely.
Crazy, of course.>
>Ha.>
>What, stunned, or what?>
>Do you think that I am this, or what?>
>What are you looking at me for? It's simple...>
>...gay. He fell for me, that's all.>
>Alina, I repeat, this is a colleague from work.
He pesters me.>
>Well, well, well, guys, I remember you,
I told you>
>you still laughed, remember?
- AND.>
>Yes Yes. You told us
and we laughed.>
>- Colleague?
- Yeah.>
>- Did you sleep with him?
- What?>
>This is a very simple question. Did you sleep with him?>
>Are you completely out of your mind?>
>What are you talking about?
Have I slept with a man?>
>How? How do you do that
can you imagine?>
>How will I be him like this, or will he me like this?
How in general? As behind, sp ...>
>Fuck how they do it anyway
I do not understand?>
>Not.>
>Everyone has the right. I absolutely ...>
>Everyone has their own cockroaches in the ass
or wherever they are.>
>Well, I have something to do with it, well?>
>Alina.>
>You and I have been married for 15 years.>
>We have two kids.>
>You represent me
in bed with a man?>
>I swear to you that I have nothing
with this as his,>
>- Oleg.
- Thank.>
>There was never anything.>
>Here's a telegram.
From a hippo.>
>Audio message.>
>Sorry.>
>I just miss your kisses.>
>- Is he a fagot?
- Not no.>
>Who?>
>Listen, he's not cheating on you
with another woman.>
>It's just that men at this age have a crisis,
and sometimes they are drawn to some such thing.>
>“But that doesn't mean that ...
- Is he gay or not gay?>
>Well, why immediately gay?
They are just men from Mars.>
>- What are you talking about?
- From which Mars?>
>Oh e.>
>And we are from Venus.>
>Struggle.>
>You just told, the story is funny.
Something there Valdai, 3rd year.>
>You are with some woman.>
>And here is the husband, and she to you:>
>"Go out the window.">
>Was that a woman?>
>Or a man?>
>What?>
>That is, all these 30 years,
What, were you lying, or what?>
>Well, I know
that I have such a friend.>
>He is a friend, he is Borya.>
>And he in general, well, that is
it's all not true.>
>- What's not true?
- What are you climbing, huh?>
>- What changed?
- Everything has changed.>
>Well, bro, how? Well, I know that here ...>
>I have here, well, here is how ...
And this is generally it, well, that is, well ...>
>- At all!
- What in general?>
>This is the same person with whom
you lived well for 30 years and ...>
>And he took the stew to you in the hostel,
when you lost money.>
>That's it! I ... I a hundred times ...
We are with him a hundred times under the same blanket>
>we spent the night there!
We go to the shower, uh ... after football, heh!>
>I kiss him when I meet him.
Fu, disgusting!>
>You stop. You're going overboard now.>
>- Am I going overboard?
- Yes.>
>I do not understand, who are you for?>
>It's still not a fungus.
It is not transmitted in the soul.>
>But tell me now.
Only now without ...>
>Now we have found out.>
>Nothing has changed for you, right?
Well, attitude. You...>
>Aren't you disgusted?>
>How do I feel about this?>
>To this? I do not know yet.>
>But what you say now
this is definitely disgusting to me.>
>A-ha-ha! Fine!
Ha ha! Boris.>
>Excuse me, Boryusik.>
>Sorry to be such a netolera ...
netarelan ...>
>Fuck! Fuck you!>
>But tell me.>
>5 minutes ago, I was your friend Borya.>
>Only straight friend, and you are for me,
if anything, anyone, right?>
>- Yes.
- But you found out.>
>And we're not friends anymore?>
>What happened? What?>
>I betrayed you, I stole your money,
fucked your wife, eh?>
>Than I have hurt you, that I ...>
>- AND?
- You...>
>- Are you kidding me? Why are you doing this?
- No, you wait!>
>And if you found out that I have hemorrhoids,
and I hid it from you?>
>And you are like this:
"Bitch, he has hemorrhoids.">
>I would stop being your friend too, huh?>
>You don't really understand
what am I talking about, well, honestly?>
>Ha!>
>- Guys.
- Do not.>
>- How long has it been going on, huh?
- What?>
>Just come on now, no lies. Just...>
>We have not had sex for six months.
Come on. When?>
>When it started?>
>Recently.>
>And how many?>
>What?>
>How old was it before him?>
>Not at all.>
>He is the first.>
>Vadik, yours.>
>Enough already.>
>Vadim, hello.>
>Sorry it's late.
Is it convenient for you to speak?>
>Yes, Fima. Nothing, nothing.>
>Oh, I'm sorry, I just wanted to know.
How did you like the ring?>
>Yes very. Thank.
Perfectly. And the size?>
>Straight just right. Thank.>
>- Everything, I ... Goodbye, I ...
- Yes, Vadim, I'm sorry. What about Shaw's earrings?>
>Earrings?>
>Good.>
>Are the pendants short?>
>- Not. Not.
- Just cleaned up ...>
>Who liked the earrings?>
>Katya, you. Earrings for you.>
>I liked it.>
>I saw it, liked it, bought it.
I think I'll give it as a surprise.>
>But Fima set me on fire.>
>My ears are not pierced?>
>So I and ...>
>bought remembered.>
>Katyushka's ears are not pierced.>
>- Well I ...
- Where are they?>
>Katya, stop it. Nobody here.>
>- Earrings.
- Oh, earrings?>
>And they...>
>Something I ... got sick of your shnyaga!>
>Well, actually already it! Why is this needed?
Who came up with this whole story with ...>
>So, well, I understand that I am talking nonsense!
Well, because, well, everything ...>
>In such tension
what else will be found out>
>- that I'm a fag too!
- Vadik, for whom are these ...>
>- Katya, yes ...
- Do not interrupt me!>
>Who are these earrings for?>
>Answer.>
>So this is Valentine. Why would I be?
Well, don't.>
>Katya, give me your phone. Katyusha, give me.>
>Give. Please give me a phone.
Katya, give me your phone!>
>Caution. Well, don't, don't.
Give me the phone, Katya.>
>I beg you, give me the phone!
Katya, don't!>
>Hello, Wad. Hey.
Um ... Hmm ...>
>I'm sorry please
that I call so late. I ...>
>I mean, I just
did the test and didn't ...>
>I have it in my hands now, and on it ...>
>Two stripes.>
>Wad, are you there?>
>Wadi, can you say something?>
>I ... I don't know how else to do it.
You ...>
>Zai, can you hear me?
Can you ... can you tell me something?>
>Katia. Katyusha.>
>- Katyushka.
- Katyusha.>
>- Katyusha, open it, please.
- Vadik, go away!>
>Katyusha, open it. You misunderstood.>
>Eve. Are you okay?>
>Yes, it's okay.>
>Well, what the hell, huh?>
>What, what is this anyway?>
>We are, we are doing well.>
>We are...>
>We're not getting out of bed.>
>What a fool I am. Fool.>
>Everyone told me that he was with everyone.
I didn't believe.>
>I ... I thought that ...>
>that everything is somehow ... I don't know how ...
In a special way.>
>I'm already 23 years old.>
>23,>
>What am I going to do now?>
>I also changed my surname. Gribkov.>
>And there was Preobrazhenskaya.>
>- Vadik, go away.
- It's me. Open up.>
>What?>
>What does it have to do with it? It's not that at all.
This is from Facebook.>
>We are not even familiar with him.>
>A stranger asks
did you take off your panties?>
>It's a game. We...>
>We haven't seen him.
We're just texting.>
>Yeah. Good game.
Call him.>
>- In terms of?
- In direct.>
>- Take it and call.
- I can not. We...>
>- What we?
- We have agreed to.>
>He has a family and we are
just texting.>
>- I have never called him.
- So we will check it now.>
>Well, what can I tell him?>
>Hello?>
>- Alina, is that you?
- Yes it's me.>
>Why are you calling?
We agreed.>
>- Yes, I just wanted ...
- By the way, I did not represent your voice that way.>
>A ... Why are you silent?>
>Well, I just ...>
>I do not know what to say.>
>Are you upset about something?
Did you have a fight with your husband again?>
>Hmm. Lucky.>
>- Do you think?
- Yes. Just ...>
>my wife and I have already passed this stage.>
>They used to swear, get divorced
every day.>
>And now that's it. We live like neighbors.>
>Many people think that
the opposite of love is hate.>
>And in fact, this is hatred
the same feeling,>
>only with a different sign.>
>And the opposite of love is indifference.>
>When you feel nothing, do you understand?>
>So you're still not so bad.>
>Do you want us to meet?>
>No, I guess.
Probably not worth it.>
>I think we are with you
they came up with everything very well.>
>Well then ... Goodbye then.>
>Goodbye.
Wait, Alin, wait.>
>And you ... Well, did you complete my task?>
>- I'll write to you later.
- Good. I was glad to hear from you.>
>And, most importantly, all the time he thinks that ...>
>Fuh.>
>... well, I'm a good girl.>
>I love my husband and children. I don't flirt with anyone.>
>And then bang, you know what ...>
>... your husband doesn't look at you.>
>You have no sex.>
>Heat too.>
>He only speaks
with your friends.>
>You think, "What's wrong with me?">
>And then you find a person on the Internet.>
>You remember:"I'm alive.">
>Smart, beautiful.>
>Everything is fine with me.>
>But even that you took from me.>
>Tell me.>
>Just wondering.>
>Have you taken off your panties?>
>Stop it.>
>- Stop it, I told you, do you hear?
- What, don't you like it?>
>Oh, yes, I forgot.
You're not on this case.>
>If only I knew earlier that you are a fagot.>
>Actually, I'm a fagot.>
>And you too?>
>Guys.>
>- Are you fucking crazy?
- The idea was so so.>
>Exchange phones.>
>- Yes, Bor?
- I agree.>
>Here. Fag.
Pedrila.>
>What else do we call it?
Homik, heh. Stuffed cabbage.>
>- Hamadryl.
- Here.>
>- You yourself are hamadryas.
- What?>
>He asked, I answered. What are you?>
>- Well, what did you not tell before?
- I myself did not know before.>
>- And then, well ...
“I'll explain that.>
>I was a fagot for 2 hours today.>
>I had enough.>
>Do you think I got fired for 3 lateness?>
>- Someone told the chief over there.
- So sue him.>
>So that everyone knows?>
>I never dared to tell you.>
>Can you imagine
mom, dad, relatives.>
>Who hired me
after that will take?>
>In general, I'm sorry. I let you down.>
>What are you, Dimon, what are you?>
>I let you down. How?
What is it all about. What are you?>
>You ... You are not guilty that ...>
>Well I felt that well, Borya,
well, it can't be.>
>And you, please.>
>How many do you want.
Well, I mean, as long as you like.>
>Yes to health.>
>- Vadik!
- What are you Vadka me?>
>You tell me the whole evening:"Vadik, Vadik"!
You zee ...>
>- Good already, eh!
- What?>
>In general, I was glad
that we started to play all this.>
>I just wanted to tell you everything.
And who, if not you?>
>Well I just didn't want to
so that at such a price.>
>Guys.>
>Katya locked herself there and did not respond.>
>Heck.>
>- Katya.
- Katia.>
>- Katyusha, open it.
- Katia!>
>- Katya, open it!
- Break it down.>
>- Get away!
- Come on, come on, come on, come on.>
>Your mom called.>
>I said you would be a father.>
>She was delighted.>
>Well, what are you standing for?>
>Follow her.>
>Okay, don't touch me.>
>And, most importantly, he assured me
what a civilian.>
>And the mafia itself. Wadi, well, I believed.>
>- Well, how is it possible?
- Come here, this is a game. Come here.>
>Eh, uh, uh>
>Here, by the way, some
15 years of marriage. And you.>
>Have a conscience.>
>Yes, and when you come back
Deal with debauchery.>
>“There are elderly people behind the wall.
- And also for him to work.>
>- The day after tomorrow.
- Yeah.>
>All. I'm going out. 20 seconds.>
>- Dim, are you not staying?
- Well, still no. Olga is sick.>
>- Not good.
- Yes.>
>That's it, come on. By the way, what about football?
Are we playing on Monday?>
>- I have not received anything.
- Me too, apparently not.>
>- Yes, if we find out something, we will write.
- OK, bye.>
>- Until.
- Until.>
>Let's go to.>
>- If anything, we're on the lake.
- Yeah.>
>Mother.>
>Half past five in the morning. Maybe bainki, eh?>
>Boris.>
>Why didn't you want to play?>
>Well, just when you offered it,
I've already played it.>
>Well there.>
>Mentally. Inside myself, or something.>
>So how is it?>
>Well, not really.>
>Well, someone found out about me
something bad.>
>Well, or something that I would not want,
so he knows.>
>Is that bad.>
>Or did I find out about him
something the same.>
>What's good about that?>
>I don't know at all>
>who can win in this game.>
>Do you have something to hide?>
>On the. You can see.>
>There is no password here.>
>Beautiful earrings.>
>New.>
>- You were so scared.
- When did I get scared?>
>Well when Eve suggested
this game with your phone.>
>- I wasn't scared at all. Just me ...
- And now I was scared.>
>It was Lev who did not want to play.
What is it to me. I please.>
>SMS to you.>
>I know.>
>Will you take a look?>
>Now.>
>Look, this is from me.>
>Cool.>