Great Gain (2011) - full transcript

[ Noises ]

[ Music and Singing ]

[ Rapping ]

>> Isaac: Any special
requests Mr. Henderson?

>> Mr. Henderson: Yes.

Men's restroom.

Stall number three
needs a clean up ASAP.

>> Isaac: I'll get right on it.

>> Mr. Henderson: Isaac.

Thank you.

I don't know what we'd do
without you around here.



[ Noises ]

>> Bob: Okay, well let
me know after lunch.

All right.

Bye.

>> Isaac: Hey Bob.

>> Bob: Hey Isaac.

Oh listen, don't worry
about the trash today.

It's only half full.

>> Isaac: Okay cool.

How's the wife and kids?

>> Bob: They're doing
great, doing great.

Oh hey Isaac.

Do you want this?

>> Isaac: What's this?



>> Bob: It's a gift certificate
to a very expensive restaurant.

It was for a client
that we no longer have.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll take it.

Thanks.

>> Bob: All right cool.

No problem.

Listen, you're going to like it.

It's a great restaurant.

The food is great.

>> Isaac: Okay [phone ringing].

>> Bob: Yeah.

Enjoy it.

>> Isaac: See you later.

>> Bob: Hi, this is Bob.

[ Music ]

[ Noises ]

>> Isaac: [Inaudible].

[ Music and Noises ]

>> Oh, I'm really
busy right now.

Could you empty it later?

[ Music ]

>> Isaac: What's up Chris?

>> Chris: Oh what's up Isaac?

How you doing?

>> Isaac: I'm doing pretty good.

>> Chris: Good.

>> Isaac: So you got
something for me?

>> Chris: I do actually.

Right here.

>> Isaac: Oh okay.

>> Chris: How's the day been?

>> Isaac: Pretty good.

You know.

>> Chris: Hey Bill
how you doing?

>> Bill: Not too bad gentlemen.

>> Isaac: Good.

Oh I have something for you too.

>> Bill: Oh.

>> Isaac: [Inaudible].

>> Bill: Oh wow.

>> Chris: Wow.

>> Bill: That's nice [whistle].

>> Chris: Have a good one Bill.

>> Bill: Later gentlemen.

>> Isaac: Oh great.

What I've always wanted.

Some brand new mop heads.

>> Chris: [Laughter] Lucky you.

>> Isaac: Yeah.

All right Chris I'll
see you later man.

>> Chris: Catch you later Isaac.

[ Dialing Phone ]

[ Phone Ringing ]

>> Mike: Hello?

>> Isaac: Hey what's up?

>> Mike: Hey what's up man?

Hurry up. I only got
but a few minutes.

I'm on my pre-paid.

>> Isaac: I got some
gift certificates

to a fancy restaurant.

>> Mike: You don't
even got to ask me.

I'll be there.

>> Isaac: No I don't
want you to go.

I was thinking about
asking Sheila to go with me.

>> Mike: Man.

So you finally getting ready

to do it this time
huh [phone ringing].

>> Isaac: Well I
think I can do it.

I mean the worst
she could say is no.

>> Mike: Oh you can do it.

I believe in you.

You can do it all right.

You going to do it this time.

>> Isaac: Yeah I can do it.

Nothing to it.

>> Mike: Okay I'll
holler at you later.

>> Isaac: All right.

Damn. Man.

[ Silence ]

>> Mike: I guess
you couldn't do it.

>> Isaac: [Background Music]
Nah, I couldn't do it.

>> Mike: So what
you going to order?

>> Isaac: I don't know.

I wonder if they have
anything like a hamburger.

>> Mike: This place does
not have hamburgers.

>> Isaac: Waiter.

>> Yes, sir?

>> Isaac: Yeah, do you guys
have anything like a hamburger?

>> [Background Music]
Pardon me sir.

We do not sell hamburgers here.

>> Isaac: Okay well I
need a few more minutes.

>> Take your time, sir
[Background Music] .

>> Mike: I cannot believe
you, ordering a hamburger.

>> Isaac: Well that's
what I want.

What about the -- I heard about
escargot something like that.

>> Mike: I heard
that's pretty good.

>> Isaac: Okay I'm
going to order that.

[Background Music] Waiter.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Isaac: Yeah we're
ready to order now.

I'll have your escargot.

>> Sir are you referring
to the escargot?

>> Isaac: Yeah I
guess that's it.

>> Excellent choice.

>> Isaac: Thanks.

>> Mike: And I'll
take your lobster.

>> [Inaudible]?

>> Mike: Anything here is good.

>> Isaac: [Inaudible] food.

>> Mike: Yeah.

[ Music and Dishes Clanking ]

>> Isaac: Excuse me waiter.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Isaac: What is this?

>> Sir those are snails.

>> Isaac: Whoa [laughter].

Snails?

>> Yes, sir.

>> Isaac: Oh [laughter].

Snails?

>> Can I get the
gentlemen anything else?

>> No.

>> Isaac: Oh [laughter].

>> Mike: [Inaudible].

Let's pray.

Hold on. Heavenly Father,
we come in Jesus name.

We thank you for this food.

[Inaudible] nourishment
for our bodies.

In Jesus name I pray, Amen.

>> Isaac: I'm not eating this.

>> Mike: [Laughter] Try it.

>> Isaac: I ain't eating this.

It's snails.

I ain't eating no snails.

No.

>> Mike: [Laughter] Try it.

>> Isaac: Uh-uh.

>> Mike: [Inaudible] [laughter].

Sorry, sorry about that.

[Inaudible] sorry [laughter].

It's good man.

>> Isaac: Man.

>> Mike: It's good.

It's good.

Watch, watch, watch
[laughter] [clanking].

>> Isaac: I told you.

I told you it's nasty
[laughter].

Waiter.

>> Yes, sir?

>> Isaac: Bring us a
bottle of your finest wine.

>> [Background Music] Yes, sir.

>> Isaac: Waiter.

>> Yes, sir?

>> Isaac: Yeah, I'd like to
order the same, the same bottle.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Mike: Whoa, waiter.

Cancel that.

Man you almost ordered
a $185 bottle of wine.

>> Isaac: What?

I'm sorry.

Whoa, man look at this car man.

>> Mike: Oh man that's tight.

This tight right here man.

Look at that.

Man I bet this car
cost about $60,000.

>> Isaac: Probably but
I'd like to have one.

>> Mike: Man.

>> Isaac: I could never
waste money like that.

On a car?

>> Mike: I can.

I'd buy it.

>> Isaac: If I had the money
this is what I would buy.

Right here.

Old faithful [laughter].

>> Mike: You take this.

I'll take that [laughter]
[doors closing].

>> Isaac: Man.

>> Mike: Come on baby.

You can do it baby.

Yeah.

>> Isaac: Right [laughter].

>> Mike: Good girl.

>> Mike: I can't
believe that worked.

>> Isaac: What?

>> Mike: [Inaudible]
on the dashboard.

>> Isaac: It works [laughter].

I'm so tired of this man.

Hey, you, Mike.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Isaac: I changed my mind.

>> Mike: About what?

>> Isaac: I decided I
wouldn't buy this car.

>> Mike: Yeah, very
funny man, very funny.

Just watch where you going.

[ Music ]

>> Isaac: Just let me
take care of that for you.

>> Bob: Oh Isaac.

Oh, thank you very much.

>> Isaac: Oh no problem.

[ Washing Window ]

>> Bob: Oh hey, come on in.

So how'd you like
that restaurant?

>> Isaac: Oh yeah, I
really, really enjoyed that.

>> Bob: Good.

Good I'm glad you liked it.

Hey listen Isaac I
got some bad news.

I'm leaving the company.

>> Isaac: Why?

>> Bob: Well I found
a better opportunity.

>> Isaac: Well yeah
I understand that.

Well we'll miss you around here.

>> Bob: I'm going to
miss them to Isaac.

I really enjoyed working
here these past few years.

>> Isaac: Me too.

Well it won't be the
same without you.

>> Bob: [Laughter] Well [phone
ringing] I'll tell you what I

won't miss are these
ringing phones.

[Inaudible].

>> Isaac: See you later.

>> Hi, this is Bob.

>> Isaac: [Background Music] So
you going to go to this thing?

>> Mike: I don't know.

I'm still thinking about it.

>> Isaac: Come on we're
good at fixing things.

>> Mike: Man you just want to go

because Shelia's
going to be there.

>> Isaac: No I also
want to help.

>> Mike: [Background
Music] Yeah.

>> Sheila: Hey.

You guys ready to do
some work on Saturday?

>> Isaac: We'll be there.

>> Shelia: Great.

I'll see you guys on Saturday.

>> Mike: What's wrong with you?

You always freeze every
time she try to talk to you.

>> Isaac: What you
talking about?

I don't freeze up.

>> Mike: Oh yes you do.

>> Isaac: What you
talking about?

>> Mike: You freeze up.

[ Music ]

[ Door Opening ]

>> Isaac: What's up Mike?

>> Mike: What's up man?

Hey I'm just finishing up
these dishes I'll be ready

in a second.

>> Isaac: Man you
ain't ready yet?

>> Mike: Man.

>> Isaac: Ain't no dishware.

That's a paper plate [laughter].

>> Mike: Shut up.

man.

>> Isaac: Man you the
first person I ever seen

in my life wash a
paper plate [laughter].

Man I seen it all.

Paper plate.

[Water running] Oh my God.

>> Mike: Shut up man.

Let's go.

>> Isaac: [Laughter] You
wouldn't want to wait

for no soap wouldn't you?

>> Mike: Man you going to
ride my case all night?

>> Isaac: Isn't that what I do?

>> Mike: Yes and
you do it very well.

[ Inaudible Conversations ]

>> Isaac: Look who's here.

>> Mike: Shoot.

Ask her out.

>> Isaac: Not right now.

>> Sheila: Hey, how
you guys doing?

>> Mike: We doing good.

How about yourself?

>> Shelia: Doing okay.

Just got to wash [laughter].

Do you have change for a five?

>> Isaac: Yeah.

[ Laundromat Noises ]

>> Isaac: Here you go.

>> Shelia: Thanks.

>> Isaac: No problem.

>> Mike: Man, what
a great opportunity.

>> Isaac: Man I can't ask
her out with you around.

>> Mike: You just
let is pass right by.

[Inaudible].

>> These figures here I need
to figure out what the...

>> Bob: Oh hang on.

Isaac can you come
in here for a minute?

>> Isaac: Yeah, yeah.

>> Bob: Yeah, have a seat.

>> Isaac: Okay.

>> Bob: Isaac this is Henry.

Henry will be taking my place.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Hey nice to meet you.

>> Henry: You're
the janitor right?

>> Isaac: I mean yeah.

>> Henry: You need to
put a wet floor sign

in the men's bathroom.

I slipped and almost fell
when I went in there.

>> Isaac: Oh okay.

Well right.

Sorry about that.

I'll go in there right away.

Nice to meet you.

All right, Bob.

>> Bob: Okay.

>> Henry: What I can't
understand is why a company this

small needs a full-time janitor.

You know the company
would save so much money

if we just hired a cleaning
crew to do it [laughter].

>> Bob: You know it's because
the owner's a real clean freak.

He can't stand to be replaced.

You might even see him cleaning
a toilet or mopping a floor.

I know it's a little
strange [laughter].

You'll get used to it.

We actually had a cleaning crew
once but it wasn't good enough

for him so we hired
Isaac to do it full-time.

>> Henry: I see.

All right what I want to do
now is I need to get together

with the accountant and find

out what exactly what was
going on second quarter.

These weeks in particular.

[ Noises ]

>> Henry: I don't know how
things worked around here before

but I run a tight shop
and there are going

to be some changes around here.

>> Isaac: Look, if it's
about the sign I'm sorry.

I only try to do my best
work every single time.

I just forgot one...

>> Henry: Yeah I'm not
talking about the sign.

[Background Music] There are
several things around here

that are not getting done.

>> Isaac: Like what?

>> Henry: I'm going to let you
find those out for yourself.

If you do your job
right I will not have

to tell you [door opening].

>> Isaac: What's up [inaudible]?

>> What up Isaac?

>> Isaac: What you got going on?

>> Yo I just got
out of the studio.

Been working on my new album.

It's going to go
platinum any minute now.

>> Isaac: Really?

>> Oh yeah.

>> Isaac: Is it in stores?

>> Nah, nah, nah.

It ain't done yet but
I'll holla at you.

>> Isaac: Okay.

>> All right, cool, man.

>> Isaac: I'll talk
to you later.

>> Later.

[ Noises ]

>> Shelia: Oh, looking good.

You guys do good work.

>> Mike: Thank you.

[ Noises ]

>> Mike: So you think we can
go to Karate when we get done?

>> Isaac: What?

What you talking about?

>> Mike: You know them
Karate Kid movies.

>> Isaac: Oh damn.

Oh [inaudible].

>> Mike: You always
come up with something.

Karate [laughter].

>> Isaac: Hey I'm going to
go get something to drink.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

[ Music and Children Talking ]

[ Banging ]

[ Baby Crying ]

>> Steven: I'm Steven
and I'm eight.

>> Isaac: Hey Steven.

I'm Isaac, I'm 32.

>> Steven: [Background sounds]
What are you looking for?

>> Isaac: I'm looking for a cup
so I can get something to drink.

[ Baby Crying ]

[ Music ]

>> Isaac: Oh, thank you.

[ Music and Baby Crying ]

[ Noises ]

>> Mike: What's wrong with you?

>> Isaac: I just can't believe
these kids here ain't got

no family.

>> Mike: [Background Music] Oh.

It's very sad.

>> Isaac: I wish there
was more we could do.

>> Mike: Hmm-mm.

[ Music ]

[ Door Squeaking ]

[ Music ]

>> Are you okay?

>> No. The doctor says
I can't get pregnant.

>> That's okay.

We'll figure this out.

>> I really wanted to
have a child though.

>> I know.

[Background Music]
Everything's going to be okay.

[ Music ]

>> Shelia: Hey Isaac.

>> Isaac: Hey.

>> Shelia: Thanks for
your help yesterday.

>> Isaac: Oh, ah, you know.

I mean, I mean --
yeah, thank you.

>> Shelia: [Laughter].

>> Isaac: Okay.

>> Shelia: Bye.

>> Isaac: This my chance.

This my chance.

This my chance.

Sheila. Wait up.

Listen I was, you know, over
there, you know, you know,

thinking ah -- are you -- are
you doing something this week?

>> Shelia: Yes, I'm
doing a lot of things.

>> Isaac: I mean like I
was thinking, you know,

me and you we get together,
and you, know kind of thing.

You know -- you know, hang
out or something, you know.

>> Shelia: You mean like a date?

>> Isaac: I mean you know,
you know -- yeah, like a date.

>> Shelia: Well, I'm
free this Wednesday.

>> Isaac: I mean, I mean
Wednesday good for me.

I'm Wednesday a great day.

>> Shelia: Good.

You have my number?

>> Isaac: 555-- 6162?

I mean I'm kind of
good with numbers.

You know.

>> Shelia: Okay.

Well I'll see you
Wednesday then.

>> Isaac: Wednesday.

Okay. Wednesday.

Yeah. All right.

>> Mike: [Laughter] Man
I heard everything, man.

You finally did it, man.

>> Isaac: You listened
to my conversation?

>> Mike: Yeah.

Yeah I was listening.

But good job man.

You got a date.

>> Isaac: Got a date.

[ Vacuum ]

[ Banging ]

>> Henry: We have an emergency.

You need to get to the
men's restroom now.

>> Isaac: Oh okay.

>> Henry: That one over there.

>> Get it fixed fast.

[ Music and Noises ]

[ Toilet Flushing ]

[ Knocking ]

>> Isaac: Can I take your trash?

[ Scratching ]

[ Emptying Trash ]

>> Henry: You can take that too.

I need you to stay
late and vacuum.

>> Isaac: Your office?

>> Henry: I need you to
vacuum all the offices.

>> Isaac: What?

All the offices?

That's going to take all night.

I can't do it tonight.

I got plans tonight.

>> Henry: Well you'll
have to break them.

We have a big client
coming in tomorrow.

[ Noises ]

>> Isaac: Done.

>> Henry: I also need
you to wax the floors

in the break room
and the bathroom.

Is there a problem with that?

>> Isaac: No.

>> Henry: Well, I'm
getting ready to leave.

It's been a long day.

Make sure you lock
up before you leave.

>> Isaac: All right.

[ Music ]

[ Dialing Phone ]

>> [Background Music]
Hey Sheila its Isaac.

Looks like I'm going to have
to cancel our date for tonight.

No I just got tied up at work.

Can I make it up to you?

Yeah, yeah, next week?

Yeah, same time.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I look forward to it.

All right.

I'll talk to you later.

Bye [hanging up phone].

[ Music ]

>> How are you tonight sir?

>> Isaac: I am tired.

Would be nice to have that
kind of money right there.

[ Music and Noises ]

What's that right there?

>> [Background Music]
Your lottery ticket?

>> Isaac: I didn't
want a lottery ticket.

>> You looked at
the lottery machine.

>> Isaac: I just pointed
at it saying it'd be nice

to have that type of money.

>> That'll be $2.

>> Isaac: I don't want a ticket.

>> I can't cancel the ticket.

You have to pay.

>> Isaac: Hold on.

This is for this.

>> I'll call the cops
if you don't pay.

>> Isaac: You would
call the cops over this?

Okay, fine.

There you go.

>> Sir. You forgot
your lottery ticket.

>> Isaac: I'll never
shop here again.

[ Noises ]

[ Music ]

[ Clanking ]

>> Oh no, not tonight.

I got plans tonight
and I cannot stay late.

>> Henry: I see no
problem with that.

[ Silence ]

>> Oh I forgot.

I'm going to need you to stay
late again, and wax the floors

in the bathroom and
the break room.

>> Isaac: But I just
did that last week.

>> I know and they don't
look that good so I'm going

to need you to redo them.

>> Isaac: Can't I
do it tomorrow?

>> Henry: Are you
arguing with me?

>> Isaac: No I just --

I got plans tonight and
I've been planning all week.

>> Henry: Well I need
you to stay late again.

I forgot we have another big
client coming in tomorrow.

>> Isaac: Man what
did I do to this guy?

I mean he's always
messing with me.

I didn't do nothing to
him [door shutting].

[ Music ]

[ Dialing Phone ]

Hey Sheila, this is Isaac.

I got some bad news.

I'm going to have to cancel
our date [phone hanging up].

Hello? Hello?

Are you there?

Hello [disconnected
signal] [banging].

[ Noises ]

Man I don't know what
this guys problem is.

I done nothing to him.

Been the perfect employee.

You know I can't take it.

>> Henry: Looking good.

Don't forget about
the bathrooms.

Anyways I'm heading
out for tonight.

>> Isaac: I can't stand him.

>> Henry: I'm sorry.

Did you say something?

>> Isaac: Oh nope.

[ Music ]

[ Footsteps ]

>> Mike: So how's it going man?

>> Isaac: Not good.

Sheila's mad at me.

>> Mike: Why?

>> Isaac: I stood her up again.

>> Mike: What?

Man are you crazy?

>> Isaac: No.

It's not my fault.

Every time we have a date
planned my boss make me

work late.

>> Mike: Well there she is.

Why don't you go talk to her.

Go holler at her.

>> Isaac: Nah.

>> Mike: Hmm-mm.

Who is that guy she with?

>> Isaac: I don't know.

>> Mike: Man it look
like you been replaced.

>> Isaac: I mean it
could have been a cousin.

>> Mike: Uh-uh.

>> Isaac: Man can you
believe they're kissing

like that in a church?

>> Mike: Oh man.

>> Isaac: I got to go.

>> Mike: Are you all right?

Are you all right?

[ Street Noise and Footsteps ]

>> Mike: Hey that's a nice car.

Isn't that Sheila?

>> Isaac: Man, I can't
compete with that.

>> Mike: Nope [laughter].

[ Traffic Noises ]

>> Henry: Youou need
to enter the building

through the employee's entrance.

Where are you going?

>> Isaac: I'm going to
the employee's entrance.

>> Henry: You don't need to
do it now you're already here

and cheer up a little.

It looks bad if a client comes
up here and sees you like that.

[ Music ]

[ Door Closing ]

>> Isaac: [Background Music]
Lord I don't know why my new

boss is treating me so bad.

I don't know how much
longer I can take this.

I've done nothing
wrong to deserve this.

So Father God I pray you either
provide me with a new job

or change his heart towards me.

In Jesus mighty name I pray.

Amen.

[ Whistling ]

>> Isaac: Hey what's up Chris?

>> Chris: What's up Isaac?

>> Isaac: Nothing.

>> Chris: You sure?

You, you look a little down.

>> Isaac: The new boss is
working me hard and the girl

of my dreams has
a new boyfriend.

>> Chris: Oh man I'm sorry.

Is there anything
I can do to help?

>> Isaac: Yeah, you can tell
Henry to leave me alone.

You know he's been working me
hard ever since he's been here.

>> Chris: You know I'd
like to bro [laughter]

but I need to keep my job.

>> Isaac: Yeah.

I understand.

I need this job too or I would
have quit a long time ago.

Well I better get back to work.

I'll talk to you later.

>> Chris: Catch you later Isaac
[door closing] [whistling].

Look like you're
having a lot of fun.

>> Isaac: [Laughter] Yeah.

Tons of fun.

>> Chris: [Laughter] For
some reason Henry wants

to see us both in his office.

>> Isaac: What did he say?

>> Chris: Nothing.

He just wants us in
his office right now.

>> Isaac: Okay.

I wonder what's going on.

>> Chris: I don't know.

Did you miss a spot on his desk?

>> Isaac: [Laughter]
Knowing him, probably.

>> Henry: Right, right.

We've got to keep that client.

Ah, listen.

Can I call you back
in about 20 minutes?

Yeah I've got an urgent
situation that I need

to take care of right now.

[Background Music] Okay
thank you [hanging up phone].

Take a seat.

>> Chris: Okay.

[ Music and Footsteps ]

>> Chris: What's going on?

>> Henry: I heard you talking
about me in the mailroom.

>> [Multiple speakers].

>> Henry: I don't think it's
very productive to be talking

about your boss behind his back.

>> Chris: We weren't talking...

>> Henry: Now you are
both here to perform a job

and you should not be
talking bad about your boss.

>> Chris: We weren't
talking bad.

>> Isaac: Henry let me explain.

>> Henry: I'm not
finished talking.

In the past I've fired
people for things like this.

>> Chris: Fired?

>> Henry: [Background Music]

But I've become a
little more lenient.

I'm going to let you off light.

You're both suspended
without pay for one week.

If this is okay then
we'll see you in a week.

If this is not let me know if
today will be your last day.

>> Chris: Henry no, um, I
really do appreciate this job.

In fact I need this job.

I'll be back in a week.

>> Isaac: Yeah, I'll be back.

>> Henry: Okay.

Now get out of here and
I don't want to see you

around here for a week.

>> Chris: Thank you Henry.

I'll be back.

[ Noises ]

>> Isaac: Yo Chris.

Chris. Yo Chris.

>> Chris: Hey I can't
believe you got me into this.

>> Isaac: I'm sorry man.

>> Chris: You're sorry?

You know I had a good thing
going up until now [zipper].

>> Isaac: Look here.

I'll make it up to you.

>> Chris: [Zipper] Make
it up to me [laughter].

Unbelievable.

>> Isaac: Come on, Chris.

Chris. [Thumping] Oh
man [door creaking].

>> Mike: Man look at this place.

I can't believe you're
a janitor.

This place a mess [laughter].

Man why don't you
subscribe to a newspaper

that you don't even read?

>> Isaac: They just deliver it.

>> Mike: Just call
and cancel it.

>> Isaac: I tried and
they still deliver it.

>> Mike: Man this about to
be a good game right here.

>> Isaac: Oh yeah, I been
waiting all season for this.

>> Mike: It's the
one [laughter].

>> We'll be looking for you
at the zoo this weekend.

>> In other news you might
want to check your wallets...

>> Mike: You want
me to go get Kay?

>> ...and your purses.

>> Isaac: Can't afford it.

>> The $25 million
winning lottery ticket is

still unclaimed.

No one has come forward yet
and it's been five weeks.

That would be sad if
you lost the ticket.

>> Yeah. Could you imagine

if you had the winning
ticket and couldn't find it?

I'd be devastated.

[ Music ]

>> Mike: It would be nice
to have all that money.

>> Isaac: Yes it would.

Man I'm going to be so
broke missing a weeks pay.

[ Clanking ]

[ Noises ]

[ Music and Noises ]

>> Isaac: [Inaudible].

[Background Music].

[Inaudible].

[ Music and Noises ]

>> Isaac: Woo, woo [inaudible].

I won, I won.

>> [Background Music] This next
story is one we all dream would

happen to us.

Janet Brown is on location.

>> Janet Brown: The person
holding the winning lottery

ticket has finally come forward.

He is a janitor who works
for an advertising agency

and you can see he is
very happy [laughter].

I don't think he'll be
showing up to work tomorrow.

This is Janet Brown reporting.

>> Henry: I guess I should
have been nicer to him.

>> Lucky guy.

>> He does look happy.

Well that's it for
the news this evening.

>> We'll see you tomorrow.

[ Music ]

[ Knocking ]

[ Audible Yawning ]

[ Knocking ]

[ Bed Creaking ]

[ Door Creaking ]

>> Malcolm: Hey, Isaac.

Long time no see.

How you been lately?

>> Isaac: Can't complain.

What time is it?

>> Malcolm: It's 5: 30.

Look, can I come in?

I got a few things I'd
like to discuss with you.

>> Isaac: Do I know you?

>> Malcolm: [Creaking] It's
me, Malcolm, your cousin.

>> Isaac: Oh, Malcolm.

I'm sorry I didn't
recognize you.

Sorry.

>> Malcolm: It's all right.

>> Isaac: Yeah, come
on in [door creaking].

Have a seat man.

Oh man.

>> Malcolm: This a nice
place you have here.

>> Isaac: Oh yeah thanks.

So, how long has it been
since we seen each other?

>> Malcolm: Eight,
nine, about 10 years.

>> Isaac: Man that's
a long time.

>> Malcolm: Yeah, it's too long.

>> Isaac: So why the
visit all of a sudden?

>> Malcolm: I'm glad you asked.

It's a business I
want to get started.

>> Isaac: Ah, I see.

[ Music ]

[ Knocking ]

>> Isaac: Hold on,
hold on a second.

>> Ginger: [Door
creaking] Hey Isaac.

Remember me?

>> Isaac: Ginger?

From junior high?

>> Ginger: That's right.

>> Isaac: How you been?

>> Ginger: Good.

[Background Music] Are you busy?

>> Isaac: Yeah, um, I'm actually

with my long lost cousin I
haven't seen in 10 years.

>> Ginger: Oh.

Tell you what, here
is my number.

Give me a call sometime.

>> Isaac: I'll call you.

[ Noises ]

[ Door Creaking ]

>> Malcolm: Nah, you keep it.

>> Isaac: Nah, I don't want it.

>> Malcolm: Really?

>> Isaac: Yeah.

I don't really want it.

>> Malcolm: But it's
a good investment.

>> Isaac: I'm sure it is.

But I'm just not ready to make
any investments right now.

>> Malcolm: Oh.

Well I'll just keep this handy,

just in case you
change your mind.

>> Isaac: Well good
to see ya Malcolm.

[ Silence ]

[ Footsteps ]

[ Music ]

[ Knocking ]

[ Music ]

>> [Door opening] This is
what you want to invest in.

>> Isaac: [Inaudible].

>> I'll just leave
it on the front door

so you can look at it.

[ Knocking ]

>> Henry: What are
you doing here?

>> Isaac: I am cleaning
the chrome on the urinal.

>> Henry: Yeah.

But didn't you just win
millions of dollars?

>> Isaac: Yeah [squeaking].

>> Chris: What are
you doing here?

>> Isaac: Why does
everybody keep asking me that?

>> Chris: Ah because it's a
little strange seeing you push a

cart after you won
a million dollars.

>> Isaac: Well first
I won $25 million.

And second, just because I won
the lottery doesn't mean my life

has to change.

I'm content and happy the
way it is so I'm not going

to let money change me.

>> Chris: Are you crazy?

This is the last place I'd be
if I had that kind of money.

I'd be out there living it up

and that's what you
should be doing.

>> Isaac: Chris I got
to take this trash out.

[Laughter] I'll talk
to you later.

>> Chris: [Laughter] All right.

>> Isaac: [Squeaking]
Gonna show up at my house.

Who I ain't seen in 10 years.

He going to show up
at my house talking

about he needs some money.

>> Mike: It's crazy.

>> Isaac: I know man,
people be tripping.

I don't know what's
going on man.

>> Mike: Oh man.

So, ah, what's the first
purchase you plan to make?

>> Isaac: I don't
plan on making any.

>> Mike: Your first purchase
at least should be a car.

>> Isaac: Nah.

I'm kind of trying to
be wise with my money.

Not spend it all in one shot.

You know.

>> Mike: Okay.

I hear what you saying but
let's get that part settled

with you getting the car.

We at least should be able to go
out and look for a car for you.

You know it's not
like it's going

to put a dent in your pocket.

You got plenty of money.

You at least can buy a car man.

>> Isaac: Man okay.

We can go look.

But I ain't buying nothing.

>> Mike: That's cool.

>> Isaac: All right.

Let's go.

>> Mike: You big money grip.

[ Noises ]

>> Isaac: [Inaudible]
like that Benz.

>> Mike: That's hot.

>> Isaac: Yeah, it is.

>> Mike: You [inaudible]?

>> Isaac: It's nice yeah.

>> May I help you gentlemen?

>> Isaac: We're just looking.

>> You're that guy that
won the lottery aren't you?

>> Mike: You said it.

>> Isaac: Yeah that's me.

>> All right then.

Let's go shopping.

>> Isaac: Oh no we're
just window-shopping.

We're not buying anything.

>> Okay. Let's go
window shop then.

I've got the perfect thing.

We just got it in.

It's top of the line.

It's gorgeous.

You'll love it.

Yeah. So what do you think?

>> Isaac: This is nice.

Damn.

>> Why don't you go
ahead and sit in it.

>> Isaac: [Inaudible].

Damn.

>> You look good in this car.

>> Mike: Yeah you do kind
of look good in this car.

>> Isaac: [Laughter].

>> Married?

>> Isaac: Nope.

>> Girlfriend?

>> Isaac: [Laughter] I wish.

>> You know with this car you
could get any woman you want.

[ Music ]

>> Isaac: I'll take it.

>> Great choice.

I'll go get your
paperwork started.

>> Mike: What?

I thought you weren't
buying anything.

>> Isaac: Yeah but you
know I changed my mind.

>> Mike: Yo I could
use a car too man.

So, so what you think?

>> Isaac: About what?

>> Mike: About me getting a car.

>> Isaac: Man I thought
I already told you.

I'm not try to spend
money like that.

I'm trying to make it last.

>> Mike: You don't want
to waste your money.

>> Isaac: Not like
that [door slamming].

Where you going?

>> Mike: I'm out of here.

>> Isaac: I'll talk
to you later right?

>> Mike: Yeah, whatever.

[ Music and Singing ]

>> Isaac: Hey girl.

>> Sheila: [Background
Music] Hey.

>> Isaac: So, ah, how you doing?

>> Shelia: I'm fine.

>> Isaac: So you
like my new car?

>> Shelia: It's okay.

>> Isaac: So you still want
to get together some time?

>> Shelia: I don't think so.

>> Isaac: Why?

>> Shelia: You had your chance.

>> Isaac: Well can
I get one more?

>> Shelia: No.

[ Music ]

[ Noises ]

[ Silence ]

[ Music ]

[ Dialing Phone ]

>> [Background Music] Hey.

Ginger, hey this is Isaac.

I just wanted to see if you
still wanted to get together.

All right.

Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, that's perfect.

I'll see you then.

Bye.

[ Music ]

>> Can I get you
something to drink?

>> Ginger: Yeah, a beer
and a shot of tequila.

>> Isaac: I'll take
an orange juice.

>> Ginger: [Background Music]
Did you just get orange juice?

How are you going to
have fun drinking...

>> Isaac: I can have fun
without drinking alcohol.

[ Music and Singing ]

>> Ginger: Come on let's dance.

>> Isaac: No I'm not a dancer.

[ Music ]

>> Ginger: Woo.

Woo.

[ Music ]

I want to dance.

Let's go.

[ Music and Singing ]

[Background Music] Woo.

[ Music ]

[Background Music]
Woo [laughter].

>> Isaac: [Background
Music] This way.

This way, this way.

>> Ginger: Wait, wait.

Woo.

>> Isaac: This way.

This way. Right here.

This the one.

>> Ginger: Woo.

>> Isaac: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Right here, right
here, right here.

>> Ginger: [Inaudible].

>> Isaac: Ginger I had a
real good time tonight.

>> Isaac: Ginger I had a
real good time tonight.

>> Ginger: Hmm-mm.

>> Isaac: Yeah.

That's nice.

I guess you need to get
home [engine starting].

[ Traffic Noises ]

Ginger? Ginger?

>> Ginger: Hmm-mm.

>> Isaac: Wake up.

You're home [car door closing].

>> Ginger: Hmm-mm.

>> Isaac: [Background Music]
Not in the car [shuffling

and car door slamming].

Not in the car.

Come on.

>> Ginger: Hmm-mm.

[ Music ]

[ Vomiting ]

>> Isaac: False alarm.

False alarm.

>> Ginger: Yeah.

Woo [Background Music]
[Vomiting].

>> Isaac: Disgusting.

>> Ginger: Eww.

>> Isaac: Come on Ginger.

>> Ginger: Oh.

>> Isaac: Goodness.

>> Ginger: Woo [laughter].

>> Isaac: No more...

>> Ginger: Party.

>> Isaac: ..to drink for you.

You got your keys?

>> Ginger: Hmm-mm
[keys jingling].

>> Isaac: No, no, no, no.

You're home.

>> Ginger: [Inaudible].

>> Isaac: Get you some rest.

>> Ginger: Get a washcloth.

>> Isaac: [Background
Music] It's been fun.

>> I mean I don't know what
I want to do with the rest

of my life and it's
not accounting.

>> Isaac: I don't have to
deal with this anymore.

>> How you going to make money?

>> Isaac: I'm rich,
what am I doing?

>> I'm doing what I was
born to do [clanking].

>> There you go, 300 channels.

>> Isaac: 300 channels?

Really?

>> Yep. Enjoy.

>> Isaac: Thanks.

[ Television ]

[ Knocking ]

[ Door Opening ]

>> Ginger: Hey Isaac.

>> Isaac: Hey.

>> Ginger: I'm really sorry
about our date last night.

>> Isaac: It's okay.

I just cable.

Do you want to come in?

>> Ginger: Sure [door closing].

>> Isaac: You can
sit down right there.

>> Ginger: Okay.

[ Television ]

[ Music ]

>> Ginger: I'm bored.

Let's go shopping.

Yeah?

>> Isaac: Okay, yeah.

[ Music and Singing ]

Hey Mike, this is Isaac.

I kind of felt bad for what
happened the other day.

I got a surprise for
you so I want you

to come by my new address.

It's 9915 Ocean Drive.

All right.

Talk to you soon.

[ Silence ]

[ Footsteps ]

[ Doorbell ]

>> Mike: Hey.

>> Isaac: Hey Mike.

How you doing man
[door closing]?

>> Mike: This is a nice place.

When'd you get this?

>> Isaac: I got it
a few weeks ago.

>> Mike: Man.

You looking different.

>> Isaac: Yeah.

Go a new wardrobe.

>> Mike: I see [laughter].

>> Isaac: Okay come on.

>> Mike: Man.

>> Isaac: This is
one of my rooms.

>> Mike: Whoa.

>> Isaac: My room.

>> Mike: Man.

Is that a lion?

>> Isaac: Yeah [laughter]
that's a lion.

>> Mike: Did you kill it?

>> Isaac: Yup.

>> Mike: Stop lying.

>> Isaac: I'm playing.

>> Mike: Oh man did you
decorate this place?

>> Isaac: No I bought
it like this.

>> Mike: Mo money.

This room is spooky.

[Inaudible].

That's Ginger from junior high.

>> Isaac: Yeah.

>> Mike: When you guys hook up?

>> Isaac: A few weeks ago.

>> Mike: Man so what
you been doing lately?

>> Isaac: Kind of busy.

>> Mike: I see that.

You know that Sheila's
been asking about you.

>> Isaac: For real?

She been asking about me?

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Isaac: What she say?

>> Mike: She said she wondered

by you haven't been
coming to church lately.

>> Isaac: Anything else?

>> Mike: No, that's
all she said.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Come on [inaudible].

>> Mike: Oh, there
she is [laughter].

What a beauty.

>> Isaac: Well, it's yours.

>> Mike: Really?

>> Isaac: Yup.

>> Mike: Oh man.

I can't believe it.

Yeah man, it stay looking nice.

Man I can't take this.

>> Isaac: Why?

>> Mike: Because
you my best friend.

I shouldn't have let a car
come between us anyway.

>> Isaac: I mean, it's okay.

I'm just going to get
another one anyway.

>> Mike: Yeah I know
you can do that

but that's not the
point [laughter].

>> Isaac: Come on.

Take the car.

>> Mike: No.

I can't do that.

>> Isaac: Fine.

I'll keep it.

>> Mike: You don't have
to buy my friendship.

>> Isaac: I wasn't trying to.

>> Ginger: Isaac.

I'm bored.

Aren't you going
to come swimming?

>> Isaac: I'll be
there in a second.

>> Mike: Well I guess
I better get going.

You going to be at
church this Sunday?

>> Isaac: I'll try to be.

Ah shoot. I got to go.

I got to get ready for work.

>> Ginger: You work?

Why?

>> Isaac: I guess I
wanted things to be normal

after I won all that money.

>> Ginger: That's crazy Isaac.

What do you do?

>> Isaac: I'm a janitor.

>> Ginger: What -- why
would you keep that job?

>> Isaac: I don't know.

That's a good question.

My boss treats me like dirt.

I should just quit right now.

>> Ginger: Your boss
treats you like dirt?

>> Isaac: Yup.

>> Ginger: [Background
Music] You shouldn't quit.

You should buy the
place and then fire him.

>> Isaac: Why didn't
I think of that?

>> Ginger: Well, that's
why you have me around.

I'm good at these things.

[ Music ]

>> Henry: You wanted
to see me sir?

[Background Music] What
are you doing in here?

You're not allowed
to sit in that chair.

>> Henry, have a seat.

>> Henry: What's going on?

>> Isaac's the new owner.

>> Henry: What?

[ Music ]

How could you sell the
business like that?

It's been in your
family for so long.

>> I'm tired.

I've been doing this
my whole life.

Besides Isaac made me an
offer I couldn't refuse

and now I think Isaac's
got something to tell ya.

>> Henry: I already know
what you're going to say.

I'll get my things
packed up and be

out by close of business today.

>> Isaac: Actually,
hold on a second.

You're not fired.

>> Henry: Okay I'm listening.

>> Isaac: I wanted to tell you

that you haven't
treated me too good.

In fact, you treated
me like dirt ever

since you've been here.

You need to learn how
to respect others.

>> Henry: I do have respect...

>> Isaac: I'm not done yet.

You don't deserve
this but I'm going

to let you stay employed here.

But as the janitor.

>> Henry: [Laughter] There's
no way I'm doing that.

>> Isaac: It's just for a month.

>> Henry: Then what?

>> Isaac: Then you can
have your old job back.

>> Henry: You know I can't
afford to take a pay cut.

>> Isaac: No pay cut.

Your pay will stay the same.

>> Henry: Okay I'll do it.

>> He's not going to make it.

[ Dial Tone and Phone
Hanging Up ]

[ Noises and Music ]

[ Music ]

>> Chris: [Squeaking]
What's up Isaac?

>> Isaac: What's up?

You'll never guess
what happened.

>> Chris: What?

>> Isaac: I just
bought the place.

>> Chris: Really?

>> Isaac: Yup and I'm going
to give you a promotion.

You're going to be my new
Chief Operating Officer.

>> Chris: Are you crazy?

I don't want that job.

I'm not even good at the
one I'm doing right now.

>> Isaac: Man I want
you to give it a try.

I think you can do it.

>> Chris: Isaac, I don't even
know what a Chief Operating

Officer does.

>> Isaac: Well I mean we'll
look it up on the Internet.

We'll figure that out.

>> Chris: Yeah that's
really great

but you know I kind
of like this job.

>> Isaac: I want you
to give it a try.

Come on.

>> Chris: Fine.

>> Isaac: Oh, do you
know what a CEO does?

>> Chris: Yeah, they just play
golf and hold lots of meetings.

>> Isaac: Golf, golf.

I really don't golf but yeah,
I should call a meeting.

I'm going to call a meeting.

>> Chris: Okay.

>> Isaac: All right.

I'll talk to you later.

>> Chris: Chief Operating
Officer?

Really [squeaking]?

[ Silence ]

>> Henry: I'm sorry.

You look very familiar to me.

Where have I seen you before?

>> Chris: I used to be in
the mailroom [laughter].

>> Henry: That's right.

>> Isaac: Hello everyone.

>> Chris: Hey Isaac.

>> Hi.

>> Isaac: The reason I wanted
to call this meeting was to get

to know everyone a
little bit better.

Ya'll know me as a janitor,
but as my new position I want

to be a little bit
more hands on.

See now my vision
for the company is

to take it to the next level.

You know, make it a
little bit more hip.

I've seen the work we've done

and I think we can
do a little better.

But first I want to
introduce you all to Chris.

>> Chris: Hi.

I'm Chris.

>> Hi.

>> Hey Chris.

>> Isaac: He's the new COO.

[ Applause ]

>> Now I want to go around
the room and let each one

of ya'll introduce
yourselves and what you do.

>> Stephanie: Hi I'm Stephanie

and I'm the Director
of Accounts Services.

>> John: Hi I'm John.

I'm the accountant.

>> Isaac: Oh and create up a
whole lot of trash [laughter].

>> David: I'm David and
I'm your Creative Director.

It's my responsibility to see
that our ad campaigns stay fresh

and interesting for our clients.

>> Isaac: Okay, okay.

So does anybody have
any questions?

>> John: I have a question.

What became of Henry
the old COO?

>> Isaac: You can say he's
on a temporary assignment.

>> John: What do you
mean by temporary?

>> Isaac: He's going to be the
new janitor for about a month

and then I may let him
have his old job back.

>> Chris: Oh, that means that
I can have my old job back.

>> Isaac: We going
to talk later.

So does anybody have
any more questions?

[ Silence ]

Okay. Well it's nice
meeting ya'll.

>> Stephanie: You too.

>> Isaac: Hey Chris,
hold on a second.

I need to talk to you.

[ Shuffling ]

>> Now in a month
you'll still be the COO.

You know, I'm going
to get Henry back

for all the times he
treated us so bad.

Remember that?

>> Chris: Yeah.

>> Isaac: I'm getting him back.

I'm going to put him through it.

Now when I get done
with him he will quit.

There's no way he's
going to make it

as a janitor for a month.

>> Chris: You know, Isaac I'm
going to be honest with you man.

He's kind of a hardheaded guy.

You realize that.

Right?

>> Isaac: Yeah but I am too.

>> Chris: All right.

Good luck with that.

[ Typing and Knocking ]

>> John: Hi, come in.

What can I do for ya?

>> Isaac: I was wondering

if you could be my accountant
on personal accounts.

>> John: Sure.

>> Isaac: The lottery people,
they took half my money

because I choose
the lump sum option

and they said I still
have to pay taxes on it.

>> j: Yeah.

They government will
definitely want their cut.

>> Isaac: Well thanks
for doing this.

>> j: No problem.

[ Noises ]

[ Music ]

>> Good boy.

Good boy.

>> [Background Music]
[Inaudible].

>> Sure.

[ Music ]

>> Henry: you need
to call a plumber.

>> Isaac: [Laughter] That's you.

>> Henry: Oh no.

I don't know anything
about plumbing.

>> Isaac: Look in
the janitor's closet.

You'll find a plunger.

[ Music ]

[ Plunging Toilet and Gagging ]

Yeah I just do what I do.

You know.

>> Henry: It's fixed.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Yeah, yeah, so like
I was saying.

I -- what I do you know is --

yeah, you remember
the time I was

in California --
hold on a second.

>> Stephanie: Are you
coming to the meeting?

>> Isaac: What meeting?

>> Stephanie: We're going

over an ad campaign
for the new client.

>> Isaac: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wanted to go to that.

>> Stephanie: Okay.

>> Isaac: All right.

Hey let me let you go.

Yeah I got to go to a meeting.

>> Chris: Hey Isaac, can I
talk to you for a minute?

>> Isaac: No I really need
to go to this meeting.

>> Chris: I understand.

I just -- I wanted to let you
know I really don't think this

job's for me.

I...

>> Isaac: No.

>> Chris: No I'm serious.

>> Isaac: No, you
good, you good.

>> Chris: No, I...

>> Isaac: Just stay here.

Give it a chance.

>> Chris: Don't gun me.

Okay.

>> Isaac: Oh, sorry I'm
late [door closing].

>> Stephanie: It's all right.

>> David: No problem.

>> Stephanie: All right, so what
I was saying was we really got

to impress this client.

I mean we have to wow them.

Their last ad campaign
just wasn't that great

and this will decide if
they stick with us or not.

Okay.

>> David: At ACME
Insurance we got you covered.

Health, Fire, Flood,
Theft, and Car.

Give us a call we've got it all.

>> Stephanie: So keep it simple.

That's what this client wants.

Simple. Yeah?

>> Isaac: I think it's
a little too simple.

It's missing something.

>> Stephanie: Okay.

What's it missing?

>> Isaac: How about an animal.

>> David: An animal?

An animal has been so done.

What commercial these days
doesn't have an animal?

>> Isaac: Okay.

How about a fish?

>> David: A fish?

>> Stephanie: A fish?

>> David: What would
the fish do?

>> Isaac: Okay follow
me for a second.

There's a fish in
a bowl in a house.

And the fish jumps out of
the bowl onto the stove

and it turns on a burner.

But instead of the
burner turning

on it fill the whole house
up with gas and then all

of a sudden boom, the
whole house explodes.

Then you got the insurance
[inaudible] saying,

"No matter what happens
we got ya covered."

What'd ya think?

>> Stephanie: Hmm-mm.

I don't know.

David what do you think?

>> David: You're looking
at significant expense

for animation and a
lot going on there.

It could work.

>> Isaac: I really
think this could work.

Can ya'll make this happen?

>> David: You're the boss.

>> Stephanie: Yeah.

>> Isaac: All right.

Thanks.

>> Stephanie: All right.

[ Noises ]

[ Birds Chirping and Footsteps ]

>> Ginger: I told you I'm
already seeing somebody.

>> Isaac: What are
you talking about?

>> Ginger: Get away from me.

>> Isaac: You're crazy.

>> Ginger: Isaac.

Isaac. Isaac, why
are you leaving?

>> Isaac: You already know.

>> Ginger: I told him to stop.

I didn't want him to kiss me.

>> Isaac: It didn't
look that way to me.

>> Ginger: Fine.

Leave then.

>> Isaac: That's what I'm doing.

[ Engine Starting ]

[ Television ]

>> Mike: So how are you and G?

>> Isaac: We broke up.

>> Mike: Oh yeah?

>> Isaac: Hmm-mm.

>> Mike: Why?

>> Isaac: I caught her
kissing this other guy.

>> Mike: What?

Sorry to hear that [laughter].

You okay?

>> Isaac: Well actually
I'm relieved.

Around her I spend
way too much money.

>> Mike: Well since
you back single again,

might as well give
Sheila another chance.

>> Isaac: I don't think
Sheila's interested in me.

>> Mike: That's why
she keeps asking

about you every week at church?

>> Isaac: Asking about me?

>> Mike: Yup.

You should just come
back to church.

>> Isaac: Yeah I
do kind of miss it.

>> Mike: Oh here it is.

>> Isaac: Here it is.

There it is.

[ Commercial ]

Can you believe I can
up with all that myself?

>> Mike: It's kind
of violent and sad.

>> Isaac: Really?

>> Mike: Yeah, the fish died.

[ Music ]

Never thought about
it like that.

>> Mike: Other than
that it was okay.

>> Isaac: You think?

>> Mike: Yeah.

You got talent.

>> Isaac: Thanks.

[ Paper Crumpling ]

>> Stephanie: Hey.

>> Isaac: Hey.

>> Stephanie: I got
some bad news.

>> Isaac: Okay.

>> Stephanie: [Background
Music] We lost the ACME

insurance account.

>> Isaac: What happened?

>> Stephanie: They got too many
complaints about the fish dying.

>> Isaac: What?

That's crazy.

We know the fish
really didn't die.

>> Stephanie: I know
that but a lot

of people just didn't
realize that.

>> Isaac: Okay so how
big of clients were they?

>> Stephanie: The
largest we had.

>> Isaac: What?

>> Stephanie: But luckily
they were a new client.

We still have all of our
other ones to fall back on.

>> Isaac: Okay well, I'm sorry.

>> Stephanie: You don't
have to apologize.

It's just the way
the business is.

It's hit or miss.

The next ad campaign
could be great.

We do this all the time.

It mostly happens
with the new clients.

The older ones are a
little more forgiving.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Cool.

>> Stephanie: Hey, cheer up.

[ Music ]

>> Mike: Hey.

>> Isaac: What's up?

>> Mike: Welcome back.

>> Isaac: Thanks,
it's good to be back.

>> Mike: Here why
don't you help me out.

>> Isaac: [Inaudible].

>> Shelia: Hi Isaac.

>> Isaac: Hey.

>> Shelia: Glad you're back.

>> Isaac: Well glad to be back.

I really missed you, I mean,
the -- the place [laughter].

I missed you know everything.

>> Mike: Yeah, I'm
needed in sanctuary.

>> Shelia: [Laughter].

Isaac, um, I've been
wanting to apologize to you

for the way I treated you.

>> Isaac: It's okay.

>> Shelia: And if you'd still

like to get together some
time I'd really like that.

>> Isaac: Really?

>> Shelia: Yeah.

>> Isaac: Yeah.

>> Shelia: Well what
about Saturday?

>> Isaac: I mean
Saturday's good.

It's good for -- it's
real good [laughter].

>> Shelia: Okay.

>> Isaac: All right.

>> Shelia: I'll see
you later [laughter].

>> Isaac: I'll see you.

I'm going to call you.

>> Shelia: [Laughter]
Okay call me.

>> Isaac: Yes.

[ Music ]

>> He's good.

>> Stephanie: Okay so new
ad campaign for Taylor

and Taylor Associates.

They're wanting to run a
commercial and a radio campaign.

We've had this client for a
while so nothing to fear Isaac.

>> Isaac: Real funny [laughter].

>> Stephanie: They
want something hip.

So think for the 20's
or early 30's crowd.

Any ideas?

>> Isaac: So what do they do?

>> Stephanie: Sorry.

They're a law firm.

>> David: Hey what
about something hip-hop?

>> Isaac: Hip-hop?

I know the perfect guy.

>> David: Really?

>> Isaac: Yeah.

>> David: Well bring him on in.

Let's see what he's got.

>> Isaac: All right cool.

I'll see if he's available.

>> Stephanie: Sounds good.

>> David: Excellent.

All right, let's
have that energy.

Show me what you got.

Hold that.

Ah, excellent.

Very nice.

Very good.

Hold on, hold that, hold
that [shutter clicking].

Sweet.

>> Isaac: [Inaudible].

This is DG, he's a DJ.

He's here to audition
for the commercial.

>> David: Yeah.

All right.

Well, let's see what you got.

[ Music ]

>> Yo, yo my name is DJ Easy Pay
and I'm here to say I want to be

in your commercial and
make some pink, uh.

Break it down.

>> Isaac: Uh, uh
yeah [smacking].

>> Pay, that's what
I got to say.

[ Applause ]

>> Isaac: So what you think?

>> David: [Applause] Great.

>> Isaac: Will this
get the part?

>> David: I don't see any
reason why he can't do it.

>> Isaac: All right, all right.

>> David: I can't commit
till I see some pay though.

>> Isaac: Oh I know.

We'll talk about that later.

>> All right, cool.

>> Isaac: All right, thank
you David for your time.

>> David: No problem.

>> Isaac: Good job.

Good job man.

[ Footsteps ]

>> David: All right.

Where were we?

Let's see here.

All right, hold that and
very nice, very nice.

>> Isaac: I think you
really impressed him man.

>> Thanks.

I'll do it for $100,000.

>> Isaac: $100,000?

>> Not a penny less.

>> Isaac: Never mind.

>> Cool.

[ Silence ]

[ Footsteps ]

>> 50.

>> Isaac: Nope.

>> Peace [door creaking
and slamming].

>> Isaac: He'll be
back [knocking].

Come in.

>> [Door creaking] You
drive a hard bargain.

All right.

How much you willing to pay me?

>> Isaac: $1,000.

>> You got a deal.

>> Isaac: All right.

See you later.

Hey Susan.

>> Susan: Hi.

I got some good news for you.

>> Isaac: Really?

>> Susan: Yeah.

Young Businessman magazine
wants to interview you.

>> Isaac: Okay cool.

>> Susan: They want
you on the cover.

>> Isaac: For real?

Well tell them I'll do it.

>> Susan: Okay I'll
let them know.

>> Isaac: Thanks.

[ Typing ]

[ Silence ]

I got something for you.

>> Shelia: You didn't
have to do that.

>> Isaac: I know.

I just wanted to though.

>> Shelia: It's beautiful.

>> Isaac: So you like it?

>> Shelia: Yes [laughter].

>> Isaac: You look nice.

>> Shelia: Thank you.

[ Silence ]

>> Isaac: So you know
what you're going to get?

>> Shelia: I think I'm
going to get a salad.

>> Isaac: Is that it?

You're not hungry?

>> Shelia: It's not that,

I just didn't see anything
on the menu I like.

>> Isaac: Oh, well, we can go
somewhere else if you want.

>> Shelia: No, I'm
fine with a salad.

But next time I get
to pick the place.

>> Isaac: So there's
going to be a next time?

>> Shelia: Maybe.

>> Isaac: Oh, okay.

[ Music ]

>> Shelia: It's such
a beautiful night.

>> Isaac: Yeah yes it is.

>> Shelia: I'm really
having a good time

and I really like my necklace.

>> Isaac: [Background
Music] Me too.

It looks real nice on you.

>> Shelia: Thanks.

>> Isaac: We should do
this again some time.

>> Shelia: Yes we should.

I didn't know you
were such a romantic.

>> Isaac: I'm full of surprises.

[ Music and Horse Hooves ]

[ Music ]

Hey Sheila.

>> Shelia: Hi.

Ah [laughter] what's this?

>> Isaac: It's a little
something I picked up.

>> Shelia: Okay well it's
not Christmas [laughter].

>> Isaac: That's all the
wrapping paper I had left.

But when I seen it I thought of
you and thought you may like it.

>> Shelia: Oh, well thanks.

Oh.

[ Paper Crumpling ]

Ah. Well now [laughter]
what is it?

>> Isaac: Well actually
it's a painting

by a Jack Russell Terrier.

You see right here this is
what the dog, you know, did it.

Did it right there.

>> Shelia: Yeah.

Yeah [laughter].

>> Isaac: You know you see the
paw prints and this is actually

where it licked it right there.

>> Shelia: Oh.

>> Isaac: You know
scratches and stuff so.

>> Shelia: Wow.

>> Isaac: So do you like it?

>> Shelia: Interesting.

Yeah it's nice.

>> Isaac: Well I'm
glad you like it.

>> Shelia: Thanks.

>> Isaac: Well I've got to
go and unlock the church so.

>> Shelia: Yeah.

Okay. Thanks.

>> Isaac: I'll see you later.

[Background Music] Well
I'll talk to you later.

Bye [phone hanging up].

>> Hey, check this out.

I found a $54,000 receipt
for a JR Terrier painting.

I think I've heard of him.

>> Isaac: Let me see that.

Yeah that, um, that's a whole
lot of money for a painting.

>> Mike: Man.

>> Isaac: What?

>> Mike: Nothing.

>> Isaac: Nothing then.

>> Shelia: Thanks again
for my puppy painting.

I'm going to go put
it in the car.

Hey Mike.

>> Isaac: What?

>> Mike: I can't believe you.

[ Music ]

>> Isaac: Thank you.

>> Susan: Hey.

Here it is.

>> Isaac: Wow.

[Background talking] I
am on a magazine cover.

>> Susan: I know
it's really neat.

>> Isaac: Thanks.

[ Inaudible Conversations ]

Chris check this out man.

>> Chris: Oh yeah, what's up?

>> Isaac: I'm on
a magazine cover.

Look at that.

>> Chris: Wow.

Looking good.

>> Isaac: Yup.

It's cool ain't it?

>> Chris: Yeah it is.

>> Isaac: Yup.

>> Chris: Hey by the way...

>> Isaac: I got to go man
I'll talk to you later.

Stephanie.

>> Stephanie: Hi.

>> Isaac: Check this out.

I am on a magazine cover.

>> Stephanie: Oh, that's great.

I didn't know you smoked cigars.

>> Isaac: Well, I don't but,
you know, it makes me look cool.

You know.

>> Stephanie: Okay.

Can I have this copy?

>> Isaac: Nope.

But I will get you your own.

>> Stephanie: Okay.

>> Isaac: All right.

>> Stephanie: Thanks.

>> Yo I'm DJ Easy Pay.

Them slot machines
rip you off in Vegas?

Well come down to the law firm.

We'll get you your money back.

DJ Easy Pay.

>> David: Okay.

Cut. Listen DJ.

I just don't think
you're getting it.

You're just not having -- it's
like you're not even here.

>> Isaac: Check it out man.

>> David: I can't work with him.

I cannot work with him.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Why?

>> David: He's just
not good at this.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Hold on a second.

Yo wait up Pay.

What's up?

>> Yo, he's not understanding
my artistic interpretation

of this commercial.

I can't work with that guy.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Hold on a second.

>> All right.

>> Isaac: All right Dave he says
you're not understanding his

artistic interpretation.

>> David: What artistic
interpretation?

It's a commercial.

You do what the script says.

>> Isaac: Okay if
I get him to agree

to it will you give
him another chance?

>> David: I just don't
think he's right for this.

>> Isaac: Please.

For me.

>> David: Okay fine.

One more chance.

>> Isaac: All right,
you won't regret this.

>> David: Wait a moment.

Let me look at that.

I guess you don't know we're
doing an anti-smoking campaign

for one of our clients?

>> Isaac: I did not know that.

Great.

>> David: Maybe they
won't see it.

>> Isaac: Nope I'm pretty
sure they seen it already.

You must be really thirsty.

Every time I see you,
you drinking water.

>> Chris: Yeah.

You know what would really help?

If I had my old job back.

>> Isaac: Ah, you
doing all right.

I'm the one screwing things up.

I'll see you later.

>>

[ Music and Singing ]

I am no Tiger Woods [laughter].

>> Shelia: [Laughter] no
you're not [laughter].

>> Isaac: All right
[hitting golf ball].

All right [laughter].

Now Sheila, if you could
have anything you wanted

and money wasn't a problem
what would you pick?

>> Shelia: I would
adopt all the children

at the children's shelter.

>> Isaac: Good choice.

[ Music and Singing ]

>> Shelia: Looks
pretty clear to me.

[ Music and Singing ]

I can't believe he did that.

I can't believe he did that.

[ Footsteps ]

I need to speak with you.

>> Isaac: Okay.

>> Shelia: In private.

>> Mike: I will be over
there if you need me.

>> Shelia: Why did you spend
$120,000 on a necklace for me?

>> Isaac: I just wanted
you to have something nice.

Are you mad?

>> Shelia: Isaac I can't accept
a gift that costs this much.

>> Isaac: Why not?

>> Shelia: Well it's just not
something you give someone

on a first date.

>> Isaac: All right
I'll take it back.

>> Shelia: You don't
have to take it back.

I'll keep it.

But next time just buy
me flowers or a box

of chocolates instead.

>> Isaac: Okay.

I'll do that.

>> Shelia: And what
about the painting?

>> Isaac: I would like to keep
that price between myself.

>> Shelia: That much?

[ Music and Typing ]

>> John: This can't
be right [typing].

I guess it is.

>> Stephanie: Hi.

>> Isaac: Hi.

[ Music ]

>> Stephanie: You busy?

>> Isaac: Nah, I'm just trying

to get this computer
to work [banging].

>> Stephanie: How's that?

>> Isaac: Oh, okay.

It works. Thanks.

>> Stephanie: No problem.

I've got some more bad news.

Simon and Simon decided to
go with another ad agency.

>> Isaac: What's the problem?

>> Stephanie: DJ Easy Pay.

>> Isaac: I mean what?

They didn't like him?

>> Stephanie: It
wasn't the commercial.

He went to their offices and
demanded more money from them.

They had to end up
calling the police

and having him escorted
off the property.

>> Isaac: I can't
believe he did that.

>> Stephanie: I know.

Luckily I was able to
convince them not to sue us.

>> Isaac: Thanks for that.

So are we going to be okay?

>> Stephanie: I don't know.

>> Isaac: Really?

It's that bad?

>> Stephanie: Yeah, sorry.

>> Isaac: I should have just
kept my job as the janitor.

Stephanie what are
we going to do now?

>> Stephanie: Well I got
an idea but I don't know

if you'll agree to it.

>> Isaac: Shoot I'm
open for ideas.

>> Stephanie: Henry.

He is a genius when it
comes to pulling companies

out of the slumps
like this and he's

so well known in our industry.

>> Isaac: I don't think so.

>> Stephanie: Okay.

But it's an option.

[ Phone Ringing ]

>> Isaac: Hello?

Yes, I'm the owner.

Yes, that was me on
the magazine cover.

Hello? Oh, I'm so sorry, I
actually didn't understand --

I didn't know we were doing
an anti-smoking campaign

for you at the time.

Actually I really
don't even smoke.

I -- I just did it because I
thought it would look cool.

No, no I'm not saying
smoking is cool.

I'm just -- yes, I understand.

Well if there's anything
I can do

to change your mind let me
know [hanging up phone].

[ Music ]

[ Knocking ]

Come in.

>> John: [Background Music] I've
been going over your finances.

I really don't know
how to tell you this.

But when tax time comes around
it looks like you're going to be

about a million dollars short.

>> Isaac: I mean
how could this be?

I thought I had lots
of money left?

>> John: Well there's
still money

in the account; it's not enough.

>> Isaac: I can't believe this.

When I had a little bit of
money I managed everything fine.

Now that I got lots I
can't even make it last.

>> John: It happens.

I've seen that many times.

>> Isaac: Well I guess
I'll sell the mansion just

to cover the taxes.

>> John: Well you might be okay.

Tax time isn't for
a few months yet.

Maybe the company
will turn around

and start making a profit again.

>> Isaac: Well maybe, maybe not.

The bottom line is I don't
want the business to fail

and people lose their jobs here.

>> John: Well don't
give up hope yet.

Let's see how things go
for the next few months.

>> Isaac: All right, thanks.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

>> Henry: [Background
Music] Sure.

>> Isaac: I didn't realize
you were a Christian.

>> Henry: Yes I am.

>> Isaac: Me too.

>> Henry: Really?

I didn't realize that.

>> Isaac: So how long
you been a Christian?

>> Henry: About 15 years now.

>> Isaac: So why'd you treat
me so bad when I was a janitor?

>> Henry: I have to
apologize for that.

You know there's
really no excuse

for they way I treated you.

I was trying to get you to quit

so that I could save the company
money by hiring a cleaning crew

that would do it at half-cost.

>> Isaac: Well I
accept your apology

and I have to apologize myself.

I'm guilty of some wrong.

See the only reason I
bought this company was

to get back at you.

>> Henry: I know.

You're pretty good at
this whole revenge thing.

>> Isaac: [Laughter] Why
don't we call a truce?

Let's work with each other
instead of against each other.

>> Henry: Sounds good to me.

>> Isaac: All right.

So I guess you need
your old job back?

>> Henry: That would be nice.

>> Isaac: Chris.

I guess you got your
old job back.

>> Chris: Are you serious?

>> Isaac: Yup.

>> Chris: You don't even realize
how much that means to me.

I can't drink any more
water to be quite honest.

>> Isaac: I didn't realize
you missed it that much.

>> Chris: Oh come on Isaac.

I've been asking
for it every day.

Look I still don't even
know what a Chief Operating

Officer does.

Look, I'm your mailroom
guy all right?

>> Isaac: Okay.

>> Chris: All right.

>> Isaac: All right.

>> Chris: Speaking
of which I don't know

who you hired but not so good.

But I'll go pick
it up right now.

All right guys?

And thank you again.

>> Isaac: All right.

See you later Chris.

>> Chris: About the
mailroom position.

So we really need a
full-time mailroom attendant?

Just kidding [laughter].

>> Isaac: Well I guess you
better get back to work.

I kind of made a little
mess of this whole place.

>> Henry: Nothing
that can't be fixed.

>> Isaac: Man I was
hoping you would say that.

[ Music ]

>> John: [Inaudible]?

>> Isaac: Yeah, I need
to move this thing.

I keep kicking the
mouse cord out.

>> John: Got some good news.

>> Isaac: Okay, let's hear it.

>> John: You don't need
to sell your mansion.

Looks like the companies on
track to make enough money

to cover your taxes and
they'll be enough left

over to cover the payroll and
the operating costs, as well.

>> Isaac: Okay.

Well that's really good news.

Well I guess the company
will break even right?

>> John: Yep.

>> Isaac: All right.

Well thanks.

>> John: No problem.

[ Noises and Footsteps ]

[ Music ]

>> Isaac: [Background Music] Why
didn't I think of this earlier?

I want to thank you all
for meeting with me today.

I got a new ad campaign that
I really, really want to do.

Check it out.

So what do ya'll think?

>> Stephanie: I really
like this idea.

>> David: We can do this.

>> And you'll actually want
to client t leave and go

with someone else [laughter].

>> Isaac: [Inaudible].

>> Shelia: Hey.

>> Isaac: Hey.

Got a gift for you.

>> Shelia: What did
you get me now?

I hope that's not a
box of chocolates.

>> Isaac: Actually it's a
gift for a bunch of kids

but I think you'll like it.

>> Shelia: Well what is it?

>> Isaac: Open it up.

See for yourself.

[ Unwrapping Gift ]

>> Isaac: [Laughter]
Do you like it?

>> Shelia: Well yeah, but I'm
not really much of a TV watcher.

>> Isaac: Well actually
that's not the gift [rustling

and footsteps].

Take a seat.

>> Shelia: [Laughter].

>> Isaac: Now watch this.

Hi, I want to introduce
you to my friend Steven.

Steven's a good kid looking
for a loving family of his own.

He and the rest of my friends
behind me are all looking

for a nice home.

But most importantly
a loving family.

Have you ever thought of
adoption or just thinking

about it, call the number on
the screen for more information.

Thanks.

>> Thanks.

>> Isaac: So since I own an ad
agency I decided to run a new ad

for the children's shelter.

Hopefully we can get
all these kids adopted.

>> Shelia: That is a
great gift [laughter].

>> Isaac: Finally.

>> Shelia: [Laughter].

>> Isaac: All right, that should
solve the problem right there.

Hey, come on in.

>> Henry: I just want to
introduce you to my wife Monica

and this is the newest
addition to our family Kyle.

>> Isaac: Well it's
nice to meet you.

>> Monica: You too.

>> Isaac: Hey Kyle.

What's up [laughter]?

>> Henry: We just adopted him.

>> Isaac: Oh for real?

Wow. That's cool,
that's real cool.

He's so cute.

>> Henry: [Laughter] We
just wanted to thank you

and let you know that our ad
campaign was a big success.

Looks like you have a
future in this business.

>> Isaac: Well thanks.

>> Henry: Hey, keep
up the good work.

>> Isaac: Thank you.

>> Henry: Hmm-mm.

>> Isaac: Bye Kyle.

Bye.

[ Music ]

See you all later.

[ Music ]

>> Shelia: Now this
is my kind of place.

>> Isaac: Me too.

>> Shelia: [Laughter].

[ Music ]

>> The latest rap sensation
DJ Easy Pay's album has gone

platinum is record time.

Take a look at his latest video

from the album titled
Easy Payday.

[ Music Video ]

[ Music ]

[ Music ]