Grease 2 (1982) - full transcript

(MS. McGEE) A new school year, Blanche.
A new era.

If the Russians can put a man in space,

just imagine what our young
American minds can do at Rydell.

(LAUGHS)

Oh, this is going to be
a wonderful year, Blanche.

- Oh, wonderful.
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

- (CRASHING)
- Oh!

- Miss McGee!
- Blanche!

♪ Spendin' my vacation in the summer sun ♪

♪ Gettin' lots of action and lots of fun ♪

♪ Scorin' like a bandit
till the bubble burst ♪



♪ Suddenly it got to be September 1st ♪

♪ Woe is me ♪

♪ All summer long I was happy and free ♪

♪ Save my soul ♪

♪ The board of education
took away my parole ♪

♪ I gotta go back, back
Back to school again ♪

♪ You won't find me
till the clock strikes 3:00 ♪

♪ I'm gonna be there till then ♪

♪ I gotta go back, back
Back to school again ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, I gotta go
Back to school again ♪

She's late again.

Personally, I think that
being late demonstrates

terrible leadership qualities.

Well, I'm not waiting anymore.



- Here she is.
- Well!

We're gonna be late. Let's go.

♪ Geometry and History is just a pain ♪

♪ Biology and Chemistry destroys my brain ♪

♪ Well, don't they know
that I deserve a better fate? ♪

♪ I'm really much too young to matriculate ♪

♪ Well, Mama, please ♪

♪ Your child's come down
with a fatal disease ♪

♪ Mama said, "Come on, you lazy bum
and get your butt out of bed ♪

♪ "You gotta go back, back
Back to school again ♪

♪ "It's bye-bye, fun
Get your homework done ♪

♪ "It better be in by 10:00" ♪

♪ I gotta go back, back
Back to school again ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, I gotta go ♪

♪ Back to school again ♪

- Senior year, the home stretch.
- (CHUCKLES)

My old man wants me to go to
junior college after grad.

- Yeah? Nerd junior college.
- Hey, what are you gonna do, Johnny?

Sleep.

Nah. I mean, what are you
gonna be when you grow up?

- A burden on society.
- (LAUGHING)

- Hello, Miss Mason.
- Oh, hello, girls.

Ready for a great new year?

- (BOTH) Mmm-hmm.
- I love your hair, Miss Mason.

Oh, thanks.

(BOTH) All 300 pounds of it!
(SNICKERING)

- Hello, boys.
- (BOYS) Good morning, Miss Mason.

I would really love to see all of you
in Music Appreciation this year, okay?

I'd like to see all of you
in Music Appreciation this year.

(CHUCKLES)

You just might.

I think I'm in love.

Oh, my hair.

- Excuse me. Let me through, please.
- What are you doing?

- Hey, hey.
- Watch it!

Nerd.

(LIVELY CHATTER)

- Michael?
- Uh, Frenchy?

- (LAUGHS) Hi.
- Hello. Hi. Thanks for meeting me.

Oh, listen, when your cousin Sandy told me

you were coming to school in America,

I said, "Sandy, any cousin of yours
is a cousin of mine."

Yes, she did say you're the one
who'd know the ropes around here.

Oh, ropes are my specialty.

See, I used to go to Rydell

before I dropped out to
go to beauty school,

but then, I flunked tinting
when my hair turned pink.

- Pink?
- Mmm-hmm.

♪ The Pink Ladies pledge to act cool ♪

♪ To look cool and to be cool ♪

♪ Till death do us part, think Pink! ♪

- Hi, guys.
- Wow!

Your mother.

But now the most important thing
in my life is skin care.

So tinting's out and skin care's in.

Right. That's why I'm back at Rydell.

To get my Chemistry so I can
mix my own cosmetics.

Makes sense.

♪ I got my books together
and I dragged my feet ♪

♪ And then I saw this angel
Boppin' down the street ♪

♪ I said, "Hey, pretty baby,
how's about a date?" ♪

♪ She said, "I'm goin' to school
and I can't be late... " ♪

Hey, basketball.

Hey, you caught it.
How tall are you? Never mind.

We'll put high heels on your sneakers
and we'll make you center.

Hey, yeah? Go catch that. Oh, boy!

Basketball, basketball, basketball.

(BOYS CLAMORING)

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I gotta go ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I gotta go back to school... ♪

- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Give it back. Come on, give it back.

- Hey, have a nice trip.
- Ow!

Yeah.

Hold it, Birds.

Comb.

Door.

- Come on, we're late.
- Make way.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

♪ I gotta go back, back
Back to school again ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I gotta go ♪

♪ Back to school... ♪

(FRENCHY) You're going to love Rydell.

♪ Again! ♪

(BELL RINGING)

From the front, this is a perfect nose.

From the side, this nose does not
belong on this face.

- So dump the face and keep the nose.
- (LAUGHING)

- What's the new look, Sharon?
- Jackie Kennedy.

- It only landed her a president.
- Yeah?

Well, the magazines say that JFK

secretly prefers the Marilyn Monroe look.

- Hi, Johnny.
- Yeah?

Gee, I really like your hair
in the back. It's really cool.

Thanks.

Ooh, I still see you giving lube jobs
at the old man's service station.

- Stuff it, Goose.
- So, what's the story, Stephanie?

Yeah, what's the story?

Sorry.

You know the story, Johnny. It's over.

(JOHNNY) Yeah? Yeah?

Well, that's not good enough.

- Don't make a scene, okay?
- What? There's no scene.

- Hey, Johnny.
- Hey, what's the scene?

- There's no scene, all right?
- Geez, sorry.

- Hi, Louis.
- Hello to you.

What's this?
The Vince Fontaine National Library?

Shh! Quiet, please.

Laugh, you jerks, but just wait till
I turn up on National Bandstand.

Yeah, you may turn up on the Bandstand,

but your beak will still be turning down.

(LAUGHING)

- You're mean.
- I gotta do it.

The nose goes.
Bandstand, here I come.

Rhonda, I wouldn't fool around
with Mother Nature if I were you.

You fooled around with
everyone else, Paulette.

(PAULETTE) Shut up.

Meet me at the homeroom.

Fashionista. Pants.

- Hi, Paulette.
- Hi, Willie.

Hey, Frenchy.

Excuse me.

How long have you been in America?

Just about a week.
I'm staying with my aunt and uncle.

Oh. These are the lockers.
Take a locker and lock it.

Yeah. Because these guys
will steal every thing.

Thanks.

What do you think you're doing?

I was just putting a few things in my locker.

(ALL) His locker!

Excuse us.

No one touches these lockers, okay, pal?

What's the matter, you can't read that
that spells "T-Bird"?

Which spells us.

- And this is a protected landmark.
- A slice of American his-tor-y.

♪ (BOYS HUMMING HARMONIOUSLY) ♪

(SNAPS FINGERS)

- Dig?
- I think I understand.

Good. A real Einstein.

By the way, my name's Michael Carrington.

I'm the Duke of Earl.

Well, this is your new locker, Shakespeare.

- (LOUIS) A perfect fit.
- (JOHNNY) We're being invaded

- by foreigners.
- (BELL RINGS)

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, fine, thanks.

- Don't let these guys bug you.
- I won't, don't worry.

Uh...

- When are you guys going to grow up?
- Look, the nerd invaded our sacred turf.

Hey, come on, I wanna talk to you.
Meet me for a smoke after class.

I quit. It's bad for your health.

Oh, yeah? Well, standing me up
is also bad.

Says who?

Says the Sturgeon General
of the United States, Stephanie.

(STUDENTS CHATTING)

(BOYS HOOTING)

All right, all right,
everyone please take a seat.

I got mine. (CHUCKLES)

You loved it.

Oh, God, watch the nose.

♪ (PLAYING OLD FOLKS AT HOME) ♪

Good morning, Rydell,

and welcome one and all
to a new school year.

I know this is going to be an exciting
and stimulating year for all of us.

First, I'd like to extend a welcome back
to our own Mr. Spears,

who made such a miraculous recovery
from the mental exhaustion

which sent him to
the hospital last spring.

Welcome back, Mr. Spears.

We're all rooting for you.

- (SCREAMING)
- (LAUGHTER)

Now, Rydell is very proud of her
extra-curricular activities,

so please come out for band try-outs.

If you play an instrument, it's better
to play with a group than with yourself.

(LAUGHING)

Auditions for the June Moon Talent Show
will be held next month.

(EXPLOSION)

Come out one and all. You could
win 100 long-playing records.

Last but not least, we are fortunate
to have a straight 'A' student

all the way from England,
by the name of Michael Carrington.

(MISS MASON) Stand up, Michael.

All right, now, let's all say
hello to Michael Carrington.

(ALL) Hello, Michael Carrington.

(STUDENTS SNICKER)

Let's have a wonderful year.

Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!

(ALL) Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!

(PAULETTE) So, what's the story
with you and Johnny?

Let's just say I outgrew him over the summer.

Yeah, well, he hasn't
lost the hots for you.

Johnny just hasn't learned
when you're dead, lie down.

Besides, there's gotta be more
to life than making out.

You know, I never thought of it that way.

Michael!
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Michael?

- I heard you know how to play the piano.
- Where did you hear that from?

Well, I can a bit.

Ah! Then you must play
for the talent show audition.

I will not take no for an answer.

Michael!

Well?

Okay, I'll do it. Why not?

I think he's kinda cute.

- Virgin alert! Virgin alert!
- (GIRL) All male periscopes down.

Ew.

- So, how's your first week been?
- Oh, great. Yours?

Oh, listen, there is such a fascinating
world of chemistry out there.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, how well do you know
that Stephanie Zinone?

(FRENCHY) Stephanie Zinone
is one of my very best...

Uh-oh.

Michael, I think there's something
you don't understand.

See, Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady.

Which means if you're not a T-Bird,
which you are not,

you can look, but don't touch...

Michael, I wouldn't even look.

Well, then how do you become
one of these T-Birds then?

Eh?

Well...

Like I told you before, football is
like life, you gotta push.

You gotta push your way through life,
you gotta push and elbow. Come on.

Push! I want you to push
those men out of the way.

Elbow 'em, then bite 'em,
then rip 'em, then chew 'em up.

Come on, push, push, push!

Push! Push!

Attaboys! Pin 'em up. Chew 'em up.
Come on, come on! Don't you have any...

- (COACH) Come on. You're a bunch of old turkeys.
- (WHISTLING)

Come on, don't you know you gotta push?

(YELLING)

You said "push".

(MOTORBIKES ROARING)

Check this out.

(DAVEY) What are they doing here?

(CLAMORING)

(STUDENTS HOLLERING)

- Nogerelli.
- Balmudo.

These cockroaches are gonna
invade our turf one time too many.

We should take care of them tonight.

(LAUGHS)

(VOICE SQUEAKS) Tonight...

Tonight, we bowl.

Hey, you're lucky.
We're bowling tonight.

I like that.

(LAUGHS)

You'd better write your will, boys.

- Hey, baby, check your oil for you?
- Hi, hot stuff.

- Hey, are we bowling tonight?
- That's right.

- And Paulette...
- Yeah, Johnny.

I want you to look special, dig?

No problem.

- ♪ (BAND PLAYING) ♪
- (CHUCKLES)

Go, go...

Whoo! (LAUGHS)

- Hey, Johnny.
- Ooh! Yeah, Johnny.

Way to go, Johnny.

Hey, hey, hey!
Paulette, do not mess the hair.

Oh, I'm sorry.

- Hey! Paulette, whose side are you on?
- Our side.

Then don't fraternize with the enemy.

Mark that a strike.

What are you talking about?
You hit two lousy pins.

That is a technical strike due to
the fact that these chicks were late.

Read your bowling rules!

- That's right. Read 'em and weep.
- Yeah.

That's not fair.

- This bra's killing me.
- You wish.

Paulette, you gotta
put your fingers in the holes.

I'm not breaking my nails.

You got something going with Paulette?

Well, let's say, I'm giving
her therapy for her disease.

What disease?

- Nymphoidmania.
- (LAUGHS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(GIRLS) Yeah.

- What's the final score?
- Final score happens later tonight.

Last game coming up,
winner take all. Agreed?

- Just shoot the ball!
- Shoot the ball!

(ALL) Shoot the ball!

♪ Come on, everybody gather round ♪

♪ I'm gonna show you how to knock 'em down ♪

♪ When I'm on the ball I'm the number one ♪

♪ And I'm gonna show you how it's done ♪

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road ♪

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ You're sittin' on a bomb
That's about to explode ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

- ♪ If you're lookin' for a fight
- Then the time is right ♪

- ♪ We're gonna wipe the floor
- With you tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl ♪

♪ We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score, tonight! ♪

♪ Hey, Paulette, take a look over here ♪

♪ I'm your kingpin, honey
And I'm gettin' in gear ♪

♪ Hey, Johnny, Johnny, go for that strike ♪

♪ And I just might be your baby tonight ♪

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Hey, come on
Let's get the show on the road ♪

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl
Let's rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ 'Cause the stakes are high
And the winner takes all ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

♪ Don't get sore when you lose tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna show you how to do it right ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll
We're gonna bop ♪

♪ We're gonna bowl ♪

♪ We're gonna score, score,
score, score, score, tonight! ♪

- ♪ You bowl me over
- Bowl me over ♪

♪ You bowl me over ♪

- ♪ You bowl him over
- She's hot tonight ♪

- ♪ You bowl me over
- Take a hike ♪

♪ Get a strike ♪

♪ Ten, nine, eight, seven ♪

♪ Six, five, four, three, two, one! ♪

♪ We're gonna score tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna score ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

"Always be courteous
when asking for a game.

"Hi, want a game?
Howdy, fellas, let's bowl some balls.

"Bowling, anyone?"

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Another well-deserved victory,
huh, Johnny?

Yeah, but where's the trophy?

Right here, Johnny.

Ooh, kissies.

- That's for best average.
- Mmm-hmm.

Now what about for best score?

- God.
- Touchy.

What about the trophy
for best score, Stephanie?

I ain't no one's trophy, Goose.

(BOTH) Ooh.

She ain't no one's trophy.

So that's the way it's gonna be now,
huh, Miss Independent?

Yeah, independent.
I kiss who I want, when I want.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

I could kiss the next guy
who walks through that door if I want.

- (JOHNNY) Yeah?
- (STEPHANIE) Yeah.

Be my guest.

(LAUGHTER)

Let's eat.

I vote for pizza.

You vote for bed. It's past 10:00.

Why don't you just go home
and leave me alone.

Bed stinks.

- Hi. Is it too late to join the game?
- You want something?

- Food.
- Food.

- Life stinks.
- Are you talking to me?

- Yeah, you'll do.
- Great.

The name's Michael. Michael Carrington.

The name's Dolores. Dolores Rebchuck.

Some jerks call me Woodchuck or Upchuck,
but I prefer Dolores.

- Got it?
- Got it.

They think they're so cool
just 'cause they got wheels.

(PAULETTE) Dolores, go home.

Yeah, well, looks like you and me
don't make the grade.

Yeah, with them it's all these

weird codes, and rules,
and pledges about cycles.

You gotta be a biker
or a biker's old lady.

But without a cycle, forget it.

- Pisses me off.
- We're both in the same boat.

I sure can't afford a cycle without a job.

Yeah, but me, I'm willing to negotiate.

I offered to be a Pink Lady mascot.

It ain't the coolest job,
but it's a start.

Think they'd listen?

Forget it. Pisses me off.

Well, it's pretty late.
I think I'd better walk you home.

Oh, I don't need a babysitter, okay?

Why don't you think of it as a date, okay?

Well, why didn't you say so
in the first place?

Come on. You know, when
I'm in the 12th grade,

I know I'm gonna be the
head of the Pink Ladies.

My Pink Ladies will rule the school.
They'll be the best.

We'll have the best looking jackets.

I once tried to put letters
on this jacket, you know.

Didn't work. They fell right off.

It was really embarrassing

'cause it happened in front
of my sister Paulette.

I didn't mean for it to happen,
but it did.

(HORN HONKING)

Whoa!

- Good morning, Mr...
- Stuart.

- God, you could've killed us, Rhonda.
- Good move, Rhonda.

- Can you imagine dying a virgin?
- Oh, God.

- Nosebleed.
- Nurse, room 11.

Oh, good morning, my name is Stuart,
I'm a substitute for Mr. ...

Good morning, Miss McGee.

Oh, good morning, Miss...? (GASPS)

- Um, Miss...?
- Mason.
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Mason.

- This is Mr., uh...
- Mr. Stuart.
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Mr. Stuart.

- Mr. Stuart.
- Oh, I love your hair, Miss Mason.

Oh. Thank you, Mr. Stuart.

Uh, Miss Mason will help you
while you're learning the ropes.

- And it would be my pleasure, I'm sure.
- Oh.

I'm sure you're sure. (CHUCKLES)

- I'm a substitute for Mr. ...
- Spears.

- Follow me.
- (CHUCKLES)

That is why we are gonna
win this talent show.

One hundred long-playing albumens.

But we got zero talent.

Oh, jeez, there must be
ten Roy Orbison there.

The greatest hits of Beeth-oven?

Uh, good morning. My name is Mr. Stuart
and I'm your substitute teacher.

(LAUGHTER)

- (GIRL) Let's all have a cigarette.
- (GIRL #2) Yeah.

Mmm-mmm.

Mr. Nogerelli. I've been looking for you.

Hello, Miss McGee.
You're looking lovely today.

There has been a rumor, Mr. Nogerelli,

that motorcycles have been
driven across our school lawn.

Now, I know that couldn't
have been you, Mr. Nogerelli.

I'm sure you have more respect
for grass than that. Right?

Mmm-hmm.

Now hear this. No more!
Is that understood?

Mmm-hmm.

Good.

(SNIFFING)

Do you smell something burning?

(MOCKING GIBBERISH) Mr. Nogerelli...

I guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny?
(LAUGHS)

(GULPS)

- Water.
- Sorry, I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I will kill ya!

- Okay, Michael, we're ready.
- Good luck, girls.

The first day of try-outs
and we're the first.

Oh, I hope I don't blank out. Now.

♪ (PIANO STARTS PLAYING) ♪

♪ His loafers were Weejuns ♪

♪ His chinos were black ♪

♪ With a cute little buckle ♪

♪ That fastened in back ♪

- These are my girls.
- Mmm.

Oh, there's some good breeding up there.

- Mmm-hmm. And that is so important.
- Mmm-hmm.

- Hey, what's happening?
- Hey, Woodchuck.

Dolores, all right? What's happening?

Brad.

Does this song stink, or what?

♪ Don't know what possessed me ♪

♪ But I gave him my address ♪

♪ And my heart shook with fear ♪

♪ As I prayed that I'd hear ♪

♪ From Brad ♪

♪ Hear from Brad ♪

(SHARON) There's 100 LP's at stake here

and I won't let a little hard work
come between me and the prize.

We're calendar girls.

You have to get into your seasons,
become your season.

Rhonda, you're fall.
Give me maturity, give me aging...

- Give me a break.
- Lunchtime.

♪ Then at yesterday's tea dance ♪

♪ My day turned to night ♪

♪ Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin ♪

♪ I could just die ♪

Thank you, but we haven't got all day.

- Oh, but these are my girls.
- I know, dear.

- (MS. McGEE) Next.
- Okay, okay, we're almost ready.

Okay, listen, I want everybody
to sing their ah-ah-ahs.

Ah-ah-ah.

- Would you take your music. Here.
- Let me out of this zoo.

- I'm going for a smoke.
- Do I have to do everything myself?

- Watch out, Chuck.
- Are you ready?

(GIRL GRUNTS)

♪ (PIANO STARTS PLAYING) ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

- ♪ Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons ♪

♪ All the year through, your girl for... ♪

- Hello.
- Hi.

I wanted to ask if you're free
after school today.

Yeah, I'm free every day. (CHUCKLING)

It's in the Constitution.

- Okay, we're ready now.
- "Sharon Cooper and the Seasons. "

- Ow!
- ♪ If you fall in the fall you'll see ♪

♪ September can be Heavenly ♪

Eugene, ready with the leaves when I yell?

Ready.

♪ When autumn leaves
are falling from the tree ♪

I'm sick of being a tree.

That's enough for today. Thank you.

Oh, no, wait a minute. We still
have three more seasons yet.

I'm sorry, Sharon, I'm gonna
need the stage for my drama class.

(SHARON) Oh!

Sharon, what about tonight?

- How about a hamburger later?
- Oh, I'm busy.

- How about tomorrow?
- Busy.

So maybe you can explain
about the bowling alley, eh?

I mean, you just don't kiss a guy and--

Look, it was just a joke. Forget it.

- Let me give you a hand.
- Oh, I can manage.

Look, I said I can manage.

- I think he's in love.
- I think he's kind of cute.

I think you should shut your yaps.

You forgot this one.

- Thanks.
- How about the day after tomorrow?

(SIGHS)

Stephanie?

Look, when are you gonna get the picture?

♪ If you really wanna know ♪

♪ What I want in a guy ♪

♪ Well, I'm lookin' for a dream
on a mean machine ♪

♪ With hell in his eyes ♪

♪ I want a devil in skin-tight leather ♪

♪ He's gonna be wild as the wind ♪

♪ And one fine night ♪

♪ I'll be holdin' on tight ♪

♪ To a cool rider ♪

♪ A cool rider ♪

♪ If he's cool enough,
he can burn me through and through ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ If it takes forever ♪

♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪

♪ No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do ♪

♪ I want a rider that's cool ♪

♪ That's the way it's gonna be ♪

♪ And that's the way that I feel ♪

♪ I want a whole lot more
than the boy next door ♪

♪ I want hell on wheels ♪

♪ Just give me a black motorcycle ♪

♪ With a man growin' out of the seat ♪

♪ Then move aside ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna ride ♪

♪ With a cool rider ♪

♪ A cool rider ♪

♪ If he's cool enough
he can burn me through and through ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa ♪

♪ If it takes forever ♪

♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪

♪ No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do ♪

♪ I want a rider that's cool ♪

♪ I don't want no ordinary guys ♪

♪ Comin' on strong with me ♪

♪ They don't know what I'm lookin' for
They don't know what I need ♪

♪ You're gonna know it when he gets here ♪

♪ 'Cause the ground will be shakin' ♪

♪ I'll do anything
to let him know that I'm his ♪

♪ His for the takin' ♪

♪ I want a cool rider ♪

♪ A cool, cool, cool, cool rider ♪

♪ I want a cool rider ♪

♪ A cool, cool, cool, cool rider ♪

♪ I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R ♪

English, I got something, uh,
scholastic to discuss with you.

What I'm saying is that, you know,
you're Mr. History, right?

Like, I got this essay on
the fall of Rome.

I didn't even know they were in trouble.

- What are you driving at, DiMucci?
- Papers for paper.

Essays for cash?

Hmm?

- So that's it.
- What's what?

- There's gonna have to be a motorcycle.
- Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?

- So you've got a deal.
- Hey. All right.

Listen, when we make the drop,
not out here in the open like this, huh?

I got a rep to protect.

It's open.

Your uncle said you was back out here.
What is this joint?

- It's his nuclear fallout shelter.
- Yeah?

- You got that essay?
- You got the cash?

This is a neat joint.

A nucleoid shelter. Huh.
It's private, good for homework

and other activities
involving student bodies.

(DOOR SHUTS)

Mmm-hmm.

You can handle a couple
of history assignments also?

- I'll try.
- Okay, and remember, this is between us.

- I got a rep to protect here, okay?
- Yeah.

(HOWLS)

(MICHAEL) William the Conqueror,
by the Goose.

(SIGHS)

Oh, God.

Nobody, but nobody,
knows this happened, dig?

Whatever you say.

That's very nice. Nice penmanship.

Remember. I got a rep to protect.
Okay, Shakespeare?

Reproduction.

It's very simple,
but very important.

Now, what is the best time of the month
for a woman to conceive?

Mr., uh...

Jaworski.

- What's "conceive"?
- Well, you know, to be fertile.

What's the best time?

Ask Nogerelli.

Mr. Nogerelli?

Ask Goose.

Mr. Goose?

Um...

Ask DiMucci.

- Mr. DiMucci?
- What?

Conceive. What is the best time?

At night?

(CHUCKLES) You know, I can see that
we're not getting very far.

I got the same problem.

- Morning, everybody.
- Good morning.

- Good morning, Mr. Stuart.
- Good morning.

Why don't we just start
at the beginning?

- Page one.
- Open your book.

MR. STUART: "Where do babies come from?"

If you need me, I'll be right over here.

Do we need this for the exam?

♪ The parts ofa flower
are so constructed that ♪

♪ Very, very often
the wind will cause pollination ♪

♪ If not, then a bee or
any other nectar-gathering creature ♪

♪ Can create the same situation ♪

♪ Yes, anything that gets the pollen
to the pistil's right on the list ♪

♪ I'll try to make it crystal clear ♪

♪ A flower's insatiable passion ♪

♪ turns its life
into a circus of debauchery ♪

♪ Now you see just how the stamen
gets its lusty dust on to the stigma ♪

♪ And why this frenzied chlorophyllous
orgy starts each spring is no enigma ♪

♪ We call this quest for satisfaction
a what, class? ♪

♪ A photoperiodic reaction ♪

♪ Oh, that's good
Oh, that's very good ♪

♪ Hey, I'm lost. Where are we? ♪

- ♪ Chapter 2
- Page five ♪

- ♪ Reproduction
- Reproduction ♪

♪ Put your pollen tube to work ♪

- ♪ Reproduction
- Reproduction ♪

♪ Make my stamen go berserk ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ I don't think they even know
what a pistil is ♪

♪ I got your pistil right here ♪

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪

MR. STUART: Get back here.
Would you get into your seats?

- Sit down.
- Next chapter.

How, in an abstract way,
the same thing applies

to the reproductive organs
of the more complex life-forms.

But we are now dealing
with sexual response.

(LAUGHTER)

Are there any questions
before we begin reading?

♪ Is it possible the female member
of some sex on a couch ♪

♪ Could, like, get this guy all hot
and she never even knew it? ♪

♪ Negative ♪

♪ When a warm-blooded mammal
in a tight little sweater ♪

♪ Starts pulling that stuff
she's saying that she wants to do it ♪

♪ Can't prove it by me ♪

♪ 'Cause they change their tune
when you got 'em in the back seat ♪

- ♪ With his heart beatin' fast
- They make it sound like a track meet ♪

- ♪ Gross!
- Yeah ♪

♪ Then all they can do is say, ♪

♪ "No, no, no!" ♪

- ♪ Reproduction
- Reproduction ♪

♪ Baby, give it to me now ♪

- ♪ Reproduction
- Reproduction ♪

♪ Is that all you think about? ♪

♪ Reproduction, come on, baby,
show me that you really love me so ♪

♪ Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up ♪

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪

MR. STUART: Mr. Goose, please be seated.

The human is the only being capable

of consciously controlling
his number of offspring.

Now, are there any comments on that?

Yeah, I was wondering
if you could tell me where she lives.

- Yeah. What is this?
- Mr. Stuart...

♪ Is it true that guys like you
You know, mature and all ♪

♪ Carry some protection with them
for sexual occasions? ♪

- Oh, God.
- What's the big deal?

♪ Can a girl just do that thing in a book ♪

♪ Where she adds up the days of her, uh,
what do you call it, mentalstration? ♪

Oh, that's really neat!

Yeah, and what if a guy says
the numbers don't add up right, huh?

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪

Hey, hey...

- ♪ Reproduction
- Reproduction ♪

♪ Hope he's proud of what he's done ♪

- ♪ Reproduction
- Reproduction ♪

♪ He was only pokin' fun ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ See what happens when a boy and girl
don't know how to play it safe ♪

- ♪ Reproduction
- Reproduction ♪

♪ Reproduction ♪

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪

(LAUGHTER)

- Learn anything, Steph?
- Stop. Ouch!

Hey, what's the rush?
You gotta take a pill?

Try to remember, Mr. Stuart,

that their bodies
are more developed than their minds.

- I understand. I understand.
- They have drives, Mr. Stuart.

- Lustful drives.
- Oh, I understand.

Good.

- Hi, Mr. Stuart.
- Hi, Mr. Stuart.

- May I speak to you, Miss McGee?
- Yes, dear. What about?

I'm a little worried.
I've missed my last two periods.

That's all right, dear.
You can make them up after school.

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪

(MICHAEL) Nice one, Davey.

That does it.

Yep. Follow me.

Quite a selection here.

All very, very serviceable machines,
young man.

One or two of these were my personal
transportation a few spare parts ago.

All it takes is a little elbow grease

and any one of these beauties
is a fixer-upper.

- Think you got yourself a bike.
- Oh, great.

- And you're gonna need these.
- Oh, thanks.

Good luck.

♪ Cool rider ♪

♪ A cool rider ♪

♪ If he's cool enough
he can burn me through and through ♪

♪ If it takes forever ♪

♪ Then I'll wait forever ♪

♪ No ordinary boy,
no ordinary boy is gonna do ♪

Bollocks!

♪ I want a rider that's cool ♪

(ENGINE REVVING)

Oh, Michael. Michael.

- Good to see you, French.
- What were you trying to do?

I'm trying to ride that motorcycle
without bloody well killing myself.

Wait a second. Michael.

Michael, this isn't for...
Stephanie? Oh.

♪ I'll be yours in winter ♪

♪ When the snow is on the ground ♪

♪ I'll warm you through December ♪

♪ And I'll always be around ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

- ♪ Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah ♪

- That will be all for today.
- Blanche!

No, wait a minute,

we still have some more seasons
we haven't done for you yet.

We have to start with winter and fall
because Paulette's late and...

Well, she was late again today,

but she's here now and we'd like to do
summer and spring for you.

Sharon, will you stop yelling?

You're in the show.

(SHRIEKS)

Next.

- The Preptones.
- (SCATTING)

♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪

These are my boys. Look.
Good, clean-cut American boys.

I know.

♪ Then tell her
that her lonesome nights are over ♪

♪ Sandman, I'm so alone ♪

♪ Don't have nobody to call my own ♪

♪ Please turn on your magic beam ♪

♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪

- That was wonderful.
- (MISS MASON) Yes.

The T-Bones.

Birds. T-Birds.

♪ (ALL HARMONIZING) ♪

- ♪ We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪

♪ Prowlin'... ♪

These are my boys.

♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight ♪

(HOWLING)

♪ Prowlin'... ♪

Thank you.

That was just wonderful.

Yeah. It was very nice.

Yeah, we could work a little bit
on the harn-omies, you know.

- Catch you later, Miss McGee.
- Thank you.

Oh, my mom wants you to come over

for a pasghetti
at your convenience, you know.

Thank you, Nogerelli.

- Talk of practice over mid-term break.
- (DAVEY) Johnny, practice?

♪ I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom ♪

♪ We'll wander through the meadows
In all their sweet perfume ♪

♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons ♪

- Disaster!
- What? We blew it?

No, we made it.

But we can't sing in public,
we're the worst.

- We'll get unworst.
- Yeah, we'll get liverwurst.

- We'll get knackwurst.
- How did we get in?

Obviously they recognize natural talent.

Everybody made it.
They didn't have enough acts.

Get him!

(BOYS SCATTING)

♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪

♪ Make her the cutest that I've ever seen ♪

♪ Give her two lips like roses in clover ♪

(JOHNNY) If we are gonna win
that grand prize,

we've got to get it together like that.

- But with class.
- (GOOSE) Remember,

- I want the Roy Orbisons.
- (JOHNNY) You'll get 'em.

♪ Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪

(LOUIS) I'm talkin' a matter of
only weeks before the talent show.

(GOOSE) I'm talkin' winnin' albumens.

- (JOHNNY) I'm talkin' progress.
- (DAVEY) I'm not talkin'.

Scum!

(LAUGHING)

(PINBALL MACHINE DINGS)

Balmudo's out front and he's all alone.

Tilt. My turn.

Your turn after we tilt that
crater face, Balmudo. Come on.

- Comb.
- Louis, be careful.

Smoke.

Light.

Comb, again.

Let's go, you guys.

(BALMUDO LAUGHING)

- Come on, action out front.
- What?

Balmudo's gonna get his face mangled.

- All right.
- Oh, my gosh.

Hey, where is that rat-face...

You lookin' for a rat-face, mouse-brain?

Get that... Get that mutha!

♪ Who, who, who's that guy? ♪
823.5
00:52:56,220 --> 00:53:02,220
♪ Who, who, who's that guy? ♪

♪ He came out of the darkness
in the middle of the night ♪

♪ Blazin' like a mutha
with a fist of dynamite ♪

♪ He ain't foolin' no one
on that pile of chrome and steel ♪

♪ Burnin' up the pavement
like he was some kind of wheel ♪

♪ He's lookin' for a rumble
and some heads are gonna bust ♪

♪ He's gonna take a tumble
with one solitary thrust ♪

♪ The only thing you guys are gonna do
is eat his dust ♪

- ♪ Who's that guy?
- Where did he come from? ♪

- ♪ Who's that guy?
- Hey, tell me someone ♪

♪ I never knew anyone could be so cool ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

- ♪ Who's that guy?
- What's so amazin'? ♪

♪ From headlight to tailpipe
His burners are blazin' ♪

♪ Looks to me like he could really fly ♪

- ♪ Who's that guy? ♪
- Who's that guy?
838.5
00:54:03,769 --> 00:54:09,829
♪ Who, who, who's that guy? ♪

(GRUNTING)
840.5
00:54:11,229 --> 00:54:17,229
♪ Who, who, who's that guy? ♪

♪ He wears a pair of goggles
like a man from outer space ♪

Aw, shut up!

♪ It really doesn't matter
that I haven't seen his face ♪

♪ We're gonna wrap those handlebars
around that neck of his ♪

- ♪ The punk is gonna get it
- When we find out who he is ♪

♪ Everybody wants you
when they don't know who you are ♪

♪ If you're a man of mystery
it really takes you far ♪

♪ Everyone around you
thinks that you're a star ♪

- ♪ Who's that guy?
- Where did he come from? ♪

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

♪ Where can I get one? ♪

♪ They never knew that I could be so cool ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

- ♪ Who's that guy?
- On that motorcycle? ♪

♪ What would they say
if they knew it was Michael? ♪

♪ Looks to me like he could really fly ♪

♪ Won't somebody tell me? ♪

- ♪ Who's that guy?
- Who's that guy? ♪

(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

Pretty cool stuff.

Everyone inside...

We bowl.

- All right!
- Yeah, we bowl.

Whoo!

- Hey, DiMucci, did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw it.

Hey, come on, Steph.

I'll catch up with you guys
in a few minutes, okay?

- Hey, what's eatin' you?
- Nothin'.

You know, Steph. There's been talk.

We haven't been talkin',

but there has been talks that
question your loyalty to the Birds.

Well, it doesn't mean you
gotta go steady with Johnny.

In fact, I think it's better for
the both of you that it's over.

Yeah, but the code does say we're
T-Bird chicks, at least till grad.

Let's go, Louis.

You know, maybe I'm tired
of being someone's chick.

"Tired of being someone's chick"?

Are you feeling okay?

- Yo, Ritter.
- (RHONDA) Yo, Goose.

I don't know what I'm feeling.

Here, have a ciggy.
Maybe it'll make you feel better.

(GOOSE) Those guys are show-offs.

(STRIKING MATCH)

Oh, God, I hate those kind of matches.

Did you get them from the liquor store
down the street?

- No.
- Oh, thanks.
886.1
00:57:02,499 --> 00:57:06,499
♪ ...that he could really fly ♪
886.3
00:57:06,999 --> 00:57:09,399
♪ Won't somebody tell me ♪
886.5
00:57:10,499 --> 00:57:13,929
♪ Who's that guy? ♪
886.7
00:57:14,439 --> 00:57:17,429
♪ Who's that guy? ♪
886.9
00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:25,579
♪ Who, who, who, oh oh oh ♪

Want a ride?
888.3
00:57:25,634 --> 00:57:29,229
♪ Who's that guy? ♪
888.5
00:57:29,329 --> 00:57:31,429
♪ Who's that guy? ♪

Some other time.
889.2
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:40,700
♪ Who, who, who, oh-oh-oh! ♪
889.4
00:57:40,700 --> 00:57:43,600
♪ Who's that guy? ♪
889.5
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,600
♪ Who's that guy? ♪
889.6
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:55,600
♪ Who, who, whoa-oh-oh ♪
889.7
00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:58,600
♪ Who's that guy? ♪
889.9
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:02,600
♪ Who's that guy? ♪

I heard there was this motorcycle chase
outside the Bowl-a-Rama last night,

and according to, um, Paulette Rebchuck,

this very mysterious and gorgeous guy

knocked one Stephanie Zinone
right out of her bobby socks.

- How do you plead?
- I am guilty.

(LAUGHING)

- Great. But now what?
- We've got a problem.

- (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- On that motorcycle, in that gear,

I knocked that girl
right out of her socks.

- But like this...
- You'll knock her into her socks.

Yeah, simple, I have to tell her.
Next time I see her...

Ah, come here.

Next time I see her,
I'm going to walk up to her and say...

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

- "Steph... "
- Uh-oh.

- (GIGGLING)
- Mmm.

Hiya, girls.

Your boyfriend's here.

(GIGGLING)

- Having a facial?
- Yeah.

- Delish.
- Ew!

- Steph.
- What?

Do you...

What?

Uh, have you...

Ever read a Superman comic?

Not in the last few hours.

Oh, I was just checking. Right?

Just checking.

He needs the guidance counselor.

Rhonda, you got a nose job.

Oh, forget it. I walked into a door.

So she says.

- (SIREN WAILING)
- Attention, attention, please.

This is a test.
I repeat, this is a test.

Please do not panic.

- ♪ This is a simulation...
- Nuclear war is like football, ♪

if the Russians throw the bomb,

all we have to do is jump up,
intercept it,

then ram it down their own end zone.

You hear me? It's like life.

Somebody throws something at you,
you throw it back.

Please proceed to your nearest shelter.

Boys to one side, girls to the other.
Run, run, run!

Blanche, please do not panic.

Oh, Miss McGee, it's so loud.

(SOBBING)

Please do not panic.

(DOG BARKING)

I don't know how you talked me
into this, Louis.

Hey, listen. You trust
President Kennedy, right?

Of course.

All right. Kennedy says we gotta
be prepared for a nucleoid war.

- It's nuclear, Louis.
- Yeah. Nuclelar, nucular...

(SIGHING)

A bomb's a bomb.

- (LOCKS DOOR)
- (GASPS)

Yeah.

Hmm.

This is an official fallout shelter bed.

Hey, you gotta be prepared,

'cause some day,
when you least expect it...

Kablam! Nucleoid war!

- (SIREN WAILING)
- (GIGGLING)

- (GASPS) What's that?
- It's started.

♪ America is calling ♪

♪ Let's care enough to give our very best ♪

What's started? What's happening, Louis?

- The Russians are attacking. Get down.
- (GASPS)

♪ For if we give our very best ♪

♪ I know that
we will more than pass the test ♪

What are you doing, Louis?
Get off of me!

Think about it.

What if you and me was to die

right here tonight
without ever doing it?

"It"?

Oh, my God! Let me out of here, Louis!

Are you crazy?
They're dropping bombs out there.

♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country ♪

♪ The red, white and the blue ♪

♪ It's Uncle Sam who's asking
So your mother will approve ♪

♪ Tomorrow I'll be fighting
And I'll win this war for you ♪

♪ Let's do it for our country ♪

♪ Our country wants us to ♪

Oh, Louis.

♪ Bullets are exploding ♪

♪ They'll soon be at the door ♪

♪ Give something to America
you never gave before ♪

♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country ♪

♪ The red, white, and the blue ♪

But are you sure
my mother would approve?

Your mother don't even
have to know about it, Sharon.

And you think we're old enough to go?

- All the way.
- Oh, Louis.

- But, Louis, you might get hurt.
- I know.

- Oh, God.
- Just think about it, Sharon.

It would be like as if we were doing it
for the Statue of Liberty.

- Or the Grand Canyon.
- Yeah, the New York Yankees.

It'll be like we're doing it for

- for Disneyland!
- for Disneyland!

♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country ♪

♪ The red, white, and the blue ♪

♪ It's not a lot to ask of us
Our parents will approve ♪

- ♪ You'll be a mighty soldier
- Before this night is through ♪

♪ Let's do it for our country ♪

♪ We owe it to our country ♪

♪ Let's do it for our country ♪

♪ Our country wants us to ♪

- I'm ready, Louis.
- Me, too.

- Hurry, come on, let's sign up.
- What? No, don't!

(GROANS) Oops!

Guess you didn't get any, huh, Babooch?

Louis DiMucci! Oh, God!

- Oh, how could you do this?
- (LAUGHING)

(SIGHS)

Okay, that'll be about $1.60.

(MAN #1) Hey, will you get my windshield?

Uh, yeah. Hold on. Just a second.

- Hi.
- Hi.

(MAN #1) Hey, miss, can I pay you
so I can get out of here?

Yeah, look, hold on
just one minute, okay?

- Sorry.
- It's all right.

Okay, that's two, three, four, five.

(MAN #2) Where are the maps?

- (SIGHS) What kind you want?
- (WOMAN) Street maps.

Yeah?

Hey, miss. What do I owe you?

(SIGHS) Um...

Fifty cents.

How about that ride?

Hey, how about my windshield?

Excuse me, you forgot our green stamps.

We're in a hurry. What about the maps?

- (GASPS)
- (HORN HONKING)

Are you going to get
this windshield or not?

Come on.

(HORN HONKING)

Honk that horn where the sun don't shine!

Steph, where are you going?

Oh, I can't stop shivering.

Then hold on.

That's what's making me shiver.

(STEPHANIE GIGGLING)

- Great ride.
- We're home.

Shoot.

(STEPHANIE SIGHING) Oof.

I'm the one who can't stop shivering now.

(LAUGHS) Why?

Because...

- There's something I should tell you.
- What?

(MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING)

Oh, no.

We've got company.

Check this out!

(STAMMERS) I can handle these guys.

- That's the dude who popped Balmudo.
- Yeah, and look who he's poppin' now.

When am I gonna see you again?

Friday night. The Talent Show.

Let's go!

Out front, you hear?

"Talent Show"?

How'd he know?

Hi.

What are you guys doin'?

So, what's the story
with the creep on the bike, Zinone?

- What do you mean?
- The story. The creep.

- Yeah, the creep, the story, Stephanie.
- Shut up, Goose.

- Why don't you just leave her alone?
- You shut up.

- You. Let's have it.
- Have what?

- The story.
- Personally, I think...

(ALL) We don't care, Sharon!

Look, Zinone, no chick of mine messes
with no other creep except this...

- Except me.
- No chick of yours?

Someone's jealous.

Why don't you ever get jealous
like that over me, Johnny?

Because I ain't jealous!

Why don't you just stay
out of my life, then, huh, Johnny?

I'm out!

I catch you with that punk
one more time, I'll rearrange his face.

He's a dead man,
you know what I'm saying? D-E-D!

Look, I think you better decide
once and for all

just who belongs to who around here.

- Oh, Paulette, you're making a scene.
- Because I'm getting all mixed up

and I don't like how that feels
one little bit.

You know, you're embarrassing me.

- (CLANGING)
- (SCREAMS)

I think you owe Paulette an apology.

- Jerk!
- Where are you goin'?

Forget about it.

- Weirdos.
- Yeah, who needs broads, right?

Me! I get to second base with Sharon,

keep getting called out
when I try to slide into third.

And the poor guy bombed out

- in the bomb shelter. (LAUGHS)
- Hey.

Yeah. I think we could all use
a little guaranteed... (WHISTLES)

...all-the-way action.

- And I knowjust the place.
- (GOOSE AND LOUIS) Yeah?

♪ Well, come on and tell us, Johnny ♪

♪ What's the secret of success? ♪

♪ You gotta take a tip
From the King of Hip ♪

♪ 'Cause you know that he's the best ♪

♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪
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♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪

(HOWLING)

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ You say you're hungry for a lover ♪

♪ Gotta find a chick who'll give you more ♪

♪ Well, there's a spot
That I've discovered ♪

♪ Where a guy's guaranteed to score ♪

♪ I'm gonna show you cats some action ♪

♪ Like you've never seen before ♪

♪ We're gonna get some satisfaction ♪

♪ Down at the grocery store ♪

- ♪ We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪
1102.5
01:11:41,044 --> 01:11:44,008
- ♪ We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪

♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪

- ♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight
- Tonight ♪

(HOWLING)

♪ There's a female butcher ♪

- ♪ At the luncheon meat display
- Well, don't you know? ♪

- ♪ Got the best tongue in town
- That's right ♪

♪ She delivers both night and day ♪

♪ You'll see the apple of your eye ♪

♪ Stacking peaches in a five-foot pile ♪

♪ Just waitin' for some guy to come ♪

♪ And take her rollin' down the aisle ♪

- ♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪
- I like a debutante who comes across.

- ♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪
- Now, that's what I call class.

Well, I like a tall girl with long legs
that come right up to her...

You know what I like?
I like a girl who's really smart

Provided that she's really stacked.

Yeah? Well, I love 'em all.
And they love me.

♪ 'Cause I'm the leader of this here pack ♪

- ♪ Yeah!
- We're gonna find ourselves some cuties ♪

- ♪ Cuties gonna find...
- Who are sad and all alone ♪

- ♪ We're gonna show them little beauties
- Little beauties ♪

♪ That we're T-Birds to the bo-o-one ♪

- ♪ We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪
1125.3
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- ♪ We're goin' prowlin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪
1125.7
01:13:04,225 --> 01:13:07,800
- ♪ We're goin' prow-wow-wow-lin'
- Walk, talk like a T-Bird ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ We're goin' prowlin' ♪

- (JOHNNY) Goose, go for the sales tax.
- (GIRLS SCREAMING)

(BOYS LAUGHING)

(HOWLING)

Very nice. Very nice.
We could win those albumens yet.

- We can win those albumens.
- We gotta get rid of the competition.

Competition.

(SCATTING)

(MISS MASON) Well, there is some
very good work here,

and there is also some very sloppy work here.

Miss Zinone, uh, I would like to see you
about your Shakespeare essay.

(BELL RINGS)

(MS. McGEE ON PA) Attention, please.

A few reminders of graduation activities.

The final dress rehearsal for
the Talent Show is Thursday afternoon.

Also, will all students
on the decoration committee

for the Lani Kai Lani Luau on Saturday

report to Coach Calhoun after school today.

(STEPHANIE) Who asked him
to write all that stuff anyway?

I guess she didn't like your paper.

No kiddin'. I gotta write
the whole thing again.

- Do you want some help?
- I don't know.

Think it over.
It's not a difficult decision.

- Steph, you comin'?
- (STEPHANIE) Yeah.

I'll think about it.

You know, I don't usually do
this bad in English.

It's just, I got other stuff on my mind
these days.

- Anything I can help you with?
- No, it's not with school. Forget it.

- Let's get this stuff over with.
- All right.

Where do you want to start?

(SIGHS)

- It's this guy.
- What guy?

Oh, forget it.

Well, I'm trying,
but you're not making it very easy.

(SIGHS) I had this idea of Mr. Right.
Remember? Which is a stupid idea, right?

- Right.
- And then, out of nowhere, he shows up.

- Like some dream or something.
- Who?

- Mr. Right.
- Oh, right.

And then the crazy thing is
that I've seen him twice now,

and both times,
he's wearing these goggles.

I don't even know who he is.

- Mr. Right? Right.
- Right.

Don't you think that's kind of weird?

Not "weird" weird,
but, like, exciting weird?

So, what's the problem then?

Well, the problem is that maybe
he's just not everything I imagined.

What if behind those goggles
he's just, like, some ordinary guy?

What if he is?

Eh?

What if maybe we should get back
to the Shakespeare essay?

Stephanie.

You know what, I figured out
what Hamlet's big problem is.

No ketchup.

He seemed to get along
pretty well without it.

They never put ketchup on,
even when you ask for it.

How can you eat a hamburger
with no ketchup?

- I wouldn't know.
- Could you shoot that over here?

Where were we?

Uh, you'd figured out the problem
with their hamburgers. No ketchup.

Right. And you know
what his big problem is?

No laughs. I mean, the guy's
gotta lighten up, right?

- Right.
- Bite?

No, thanks.

Uh, who are we talking about now?

Hamlet.

Oh, right.

(LAUGHS)

"Hamlet went totally nuts

"when he caught his mother doing it
in the sack with his uncle. "

- Not so great, right?
- Well, you seem to have the right idea,

but you could've said something like,

"Hamlet was tormented by his mother's
incestuous relationship with his uncle. "

(LAUGHING) "Incestuous relationship"?
Oh, God.

Mason's gonna flip when she reads this.

"Incestuous. "

You're a really smart guy,
you know that?

You must think
I'm some kind of dummy, huh?

Actually, I think
you're kind of terrific.

Get outta here.

You're the terrific one.

I mean, you know all this deep junk
and everything.

I don't understand that "deep junk"
any better than you do, really.

I just, uh, seem to know a few big words
that impress English teachers,

like our friend Miss Mason, that's all.

Well, you impressed me.

And I give credit to who I want, okay?

- To whom.
- To who, to whom, to you, that's whom.

So learn how to take a compliment,
all right?

All right.

Hey, how about a hamburger
for my friend here? Loaded.

Uh, with ketchup.

Double ketchup.

There are some very cool, very scoreable
broads who hang out at this joint.

"Cool". "Scoreable". Whatnot. (CHUCKLES)

- Very nice.
- Very nice.

(STEPHANIE) I bet there's
lots of girls at Rydell

who'd love to go out with a guy like you.

- What about you?
- Me? Yeah, right.

Are you kidding?
That's all I need right now.

No, I wasn't.

(SIGHS) Oh, God, look,
I didn't mean anything wrong, but...

We're just different types, that's all.

"Different types"?

What do you mean?

- Look, there's a Pink Lady code, okay?
- "Pink Lady code. "

Well, to quote Dolores,
"The code stinks. "

(SIGHS)

- Hi.
- So, what's this? Nerds' night out?

What are you, a cop?

Sure have picked up
a lot of new friends, Zinone.

I guess the T-Birds
ain't the class act no more, huh?

Yeah, I guess we ain't
the class act no more, huh?

- Goose.
- Yo, Johnny.

You wait for me inside.

- Uh, Johnny, I don't want to eat alone.
- Will you go on?

(SIGHS) What do you want, Johnny?

Yeah, well, I just wanted
to let you know that...

I'm officially declaring us
as an item officially over.

- You're declaring?
- That's correct.

(SIGHS)

Okay, fine. Okay? You've declared it.

It's over. Can I go now?

Just like that, huh?

I got one more thing to say to you.

That jacket you're wearing
is T-Bird property.

You want to leave the party?

Drop the jacket at the door
on your way out.

I got a rep to protect.

So don't damage the rep,
we don't damage new friends, dig?

So, what happened? She, uh...

Did she take the nerd's brains
over your brawns?

Look, I dumped her,
not versa-vice, got it?

Right. Sure, Johnny.

Don't worry about it.

(GRUNTS)

(LIVELY CHATTER)

- All right, cherry pie!
- God. Davey!

(MICHAEL) ♪ I'm all dressed up ♪

♪ In my finest attitude ♪

♪ Pretending I don't care ♪

♪ Guess I really messed up ♪

♪ By trying to be two ♪

♪ When only one heart can be there ♪

♪ Why can't I be just what I am ♪

♪ And speak my love without any shame ♪

♪ Why can't she see what I am ♪

♪ Is a costumed fool ♪

♪ Trapped in a tragic game ♪

♪ Charades and pretty lies ♪

♪ They hide what's deep inside me ♪

♪ Charades conceal me ♪

♪ But can't you feel ♪

♪ The real me ♪

♪ Behind my charades ♪

♪ Oh, please don't mind me ♪

♪ Performing at my hardest ♪

♪ As I paint upon the air ♪

♪ You won't find me ♪

♪ 'Cause it's a portrait of the artist
As the man who isn't there ♪

Look, programs for the Talent Show.
We're gonna be on first.

♪ Charades and pretty lies ♪

♪ They hide what's deep inside me ♪

♪ Charades conceal me ♪

♪ But can't you feel the real me? ♪

♪ The real me ♪

♪ Behind my charades? ♪

♪ Can't you feel the real me ♪

♪ Behind my charades? ♪

♪ Have I lost the real me ♪

♪ Behind my charades? ♪

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(GIRL) Girls, girls, I'm so nervous.
How do I look?

You look perfect. Just remember,
have lots of fun tonight.

Oh, okay. Thanks.

- And good luck!
- Yeah, good luck!

He said he'd meet her out front.

How anyone can get so hot and bothered
over someone they don't even know

is totally beyond me.

Sharon.

- What?
- She's got a crush.

(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)

I'll be back.

- It's that guy.
- This time we get him, Zinone!

Johnny, no!

(TIRES SQUEAL)

Johnny!

Rhonda! Rhonda. Rhonda, go.
They're going to kill him.

- Who's killing who?
- Open the door. Move over.

- Where are we going?
- (STEPHANIE) I don't know, just go!

(SCREAMING)

(HORN HONKING)

- Rhonda!
- Oh, my God!

We're gonna die and I'm wearing
my mother's underwear!

(RHONDA) Steph, where are we going?

(STEPHANIE) I don't know.
Just follow 'em!

(RHONDA) Here they come!

I figured the guy to slow up.

Right?

Yeah, it ain't our fault the guy
don't slow up, huh, Johnny?

(JOHNNY) It's gotta be at least 100 feet

- to the other side.
- Johnny.

Yeah, yeah, what can I say?

(GOOSE) If he didn't make it,
he ain't gonna look too pretty.

Where is he?

He ain't down there.

(JOHNNY) What do you mean "he ain't down there"?
Where'd he go? Biker Heaven?

(STEPHANIE SOBBING) I know he's dead.

(JOHNNY) Yeah, well, it's obvious.

He made the jump. I could do that.

- (GOOSE) Yeah, you could jump that, Johnny.
- Let's go.

- (STEPHANIE) And I'll never see him again.
- Come on!

- What have I done?
- Nothing, Steph.

- He'll be okay.
- Steph, nobody rides like him.

There's nothing even down there.

Come on, we gotta get outta here.
You can't stay here.

Come on, we're gonna be late!

Look, you saw him.

He jumped over a cop car
at the Bowl-a-Rama

and that was a really big jump!

(SHARON) He'll show up, I know it.
I just know it.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

♪ If your sweetheart ♪

♪ Sends a letter of goodbye ♪

- If I stand over there...
- Don't worry about it. It looks fine.

Just get out there.

- Hi, Johnny.
- Hi... Hold it!

What are you, crazy?

Come on, Paulette.

Look, I told you before, you are not
gonna go out there like that.

Oh, I know, I gotta put
a little something on my face.

You have got to put a little
something on your body.

But I gotta dress like this, Johnny.
I'm summer.

Look, now, get yourself
a pair of galoshes,

(STUTTERING) a snowsuit, a scarf,
and be winter.

And that is Johnny Nogerelli's final word.

Yeah?

Well, you want to hear my final word,
Mr. Push-Everyone-Around Nogerelli?

Maybe you can bully

- some of the chicks in this school...
- Be cool, Paulette.

...but this chick has been bullied by
one Johnny Nogerelli for the last time.

I may not be the classiest chick
in this school,

but I'm the best you're ever gonna get,
so take it or leave it!

♪ ...behind the cloudy sky ♪

♪ So let your hair down ♪

♪ And go on and cry ♪

(YELLING) Let go of me!

Johnny! Johnny!

Stop that!

- (JOHNNY) Shut up!
- Quiet!

And now, Martin Miesner
and his red-hot accordion.

- Let's go practice up in the can.
- Johnny, we got nothing to worry about.

Don't worry, Johnny, we're gonna have...

Hey, the albumens are ours.

(SCATTING)

- Hey, he's taking our jackets.
- Hey, come on, guys.

Hey, guys...

Hey, Nogerelli!

(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

Don't do it. Okay, guys.

Turn it off! Hey, Nogerelli!

♪ (PLAYING ACCORDION) ♪

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

- Thank you, Martin Miesner.
- (AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

And now, I have the great pleasure
to introduce the T-Bones.

(APPLAUSE)

(GIRLS SQUEALING)

Come on, Steph.

♪ We're goin' prowlin', prowlin' ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

(LOUD APPLAUSE)

- The T-Bones.
- Birds! Birds.

And now, the Calendar Girls
in "A Girl For All Seasons."

(APPLAUSE)

♪ (INTRO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

♪ I'll be yours in springtime
When the flowers are in bloom ♪

♪ We'll wander through the meadows
in all their sweet perfume ♪

♪ And every night I'll hold you tight
beneath that April moon ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

- ♪ Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons
All the year through ♪

♪ Your girl for all seasons
'Cause I'd love ♪

♪ Yes, I'd love to be everything to you ♪

♪ Just you ♪

♪ I'll be yours in summer
When we're playing in the sand ♪

♪ We'll spend the day together
Making love and getting tanned ♪

♪ And on the beach at sunset
When we're walking hand in hand ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

- ♪ Ah-ah-ah
- Ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons ♪

♪ All the year through ♪

♪ Your girl for all seasons ♪

♪ 'Cause I'd love ♪

♪ 'Cause I'd love to be everything to you ♪

♪ Just you ♪

♪ If you fall in the fall you'll see ♪

♪ September can be heavenly ♪

♪ If you fall, say you'll fall for me ♪

♪ When autumn leaves
are falling from the trees ♪

♪ I'll be yours in winter
When the snow is on the ground ♪

♪ I'll warm you through December
And I'll always be around ♪

(SHARON) What's wrong with Stephanie?

It looks like she forgot the words.

Somebody help her with the words.

Is she sick?

(GOOSE) Johnny, it's that guy!

(JOHNNY) This time we get him, Zinone!

(STEPHANIE) Johnny! Where is he?

(LOUIS) He ain't down there.

(JOHNNY) What do you mean,
"He ain't down there"? Where'd he go?

(STEPHANIE SOBBING) I know he's dead.

Louis, pull the curtain.

I'll be back.

What's the matter?

(STEPHANIE) ♪ No more midnight rides with you ♪

♪ No more secret rendezvous ♪

Stephanie, what's wrong?

♪ I'm gonna miss
All the things we'll never do ♪

♪ Oh, I just can't believe ♪

♪ You left me here alone ♪

♪ How in this world ♪

♪ Can I make it on my own? ♪

(MICHAEL) ♪ Remember, I love you ♪

♪ I won't be far away ♪

♪ Baby, close your eyes ♪

♪ And think of yesterday ♪

♪ And we'll be there together ♪

(BOTH) ♪ Love will turn back
the hands of time ♪

♪ Turn back ♪

♪ The hands of time ♪

(STEPHANIE) ♪ Baby, don't you know? ♪

♪ It's hard to let you go ♪

♪ Save all your dreams ♪

♪ And keep me in your heart ♪

♪ It hurts to say goodbye ♪

♪ No matter how I try ♪

(MICHAEL) ♪ Love will survive ♪

♪ Even though we have to part ♪

Stephanie, please don't cry.

Oh, it all seems so unfair.
Just when I found you, I lost you.

That doesn't matter now.

The only thing that matters
is that I love you.

And you're the only one
who can keep our love alive.

So, Stephanie, don't forget me.

I promise.

♪ Remember ♪

♪ I love you ♪

♪ You won't be far away ♪

♪ I just close my eyes ♪

♪ And bring back yesterday ♪

♪ And we'll be there together ♪

♪ Love will turn back the hands of time ♪

♪ Turn back ♪

♪ Turn back the hands of time ♪

♪ We'll turn back, whoa ♪

♪ Turn back, whoa ♪

♪ Turn back the hands of time ♪

♪ We'll turn back ♪

(APPLAUSE)

♪ And now, the winners
of the Talent Contest, ♪

♪ and the King and Queen
of the Lani Kai Lani Luau, Mr. Nogerelli ♪

♪ and Miss Zinone. ♪

Please, Miss Zinone,
remember you're a queen.

Smile, Stephanie.

Yeah. I think you won
the whole talent show.

- The Girls' division, Paulette.
- That's not so bad.

Everyone bow and we'll see you all
at the Luau tomorrow.

I can't believe we won half the records.
All the Tichokski and Choppin.

What are you talkin'? No Roy Orbisons?

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING CONTINUE)

♪ (INTRO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

♪ A well-a bop a bop a hula
Rock-a-hula rock-a-hula ♪

♪ Luau, luau, luau, luau ♪

♪ A wham-a bama lama
Shanga langa langa langa ♪

♪ Luau, luau, luau, luau ♪

♪ Rah rah Rydell
Well-a well-a well-a well-a ♪

♪ Rock-a-hula luau wow ♪

♪ Come-a come-a come-a
To the rock-a-hula luau ♪

♪ Everybody's here
And we're waitin' for you now ♪

♪ We're gonna stick together
And we won't let go ♪

♪ We're lettin' everybody know ♪

♪ It's a luau ♪

♪ A rock-a-hula luau ♪

You know, it's girls like that
who give summer fun a bad name.

♪ Come-a come-a come-a come-a
'Cause we're gettin' it on now ♪

♪ Summer, summer, summer
Is a-comin' along now ♪

♪ I wish it was forever
'Cause it feels so right ♪

♪ Don't you worry, honey
We'll be rockin' all night at the luau ♪

♪ A rock-a-hula luau ♪

♪ Summer is coming
We're all here together ♪

♪ If only this feeling could go on forever ♪

♪ Summer is coming, we'll always remember ♪

♪ Summer is coming right now ♪

♪ Rock-a-hula luau ♪

♪ It's a rock, rock-a-hula luau, yeah
Uh-huh ♪

♪ Rock-a-hula luau
Rock-a-hula luau ♪

(MS. McGEE) As the sun sets
on the Lani Kai Lani Luau,

a reminder to our seniors,

in the words of our very own
President Kennedy,

"Think not what your country
can do for you,

"but what you can do for your country."

Now, will the King and Queen of the Luau

take their appointed positions
on the Pool of Enchantment?

(CHEERING)

(CROWD CHANTING)

Come on, we're havin' a good time!
It's a luau.

Will you stop it? What are you doing?

I dropped a cigarette.
I'm burnin' myself.

You're gonna burn us up with that
cigarette! Can't you put it out?

- You're gonna knock us over.
- Will you cut it out?

I'm tryin' to be cool here!

- You get me out of here right now.
- Would you be quiet?

Your doctor is quite right, Mr. Spears.

The school environment is so much
better for you than the hospital.

But I am encouraged... Hello, dear.

...at the way
you've been looking lately.

You look so... Mr Spears!

Oh, good heavens!

(SCREAMING)

(CACKLING)

Sit down, Stephanie, before you fall in!

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

- Will you help me row, Stephanie?
- (STEPHANIE) Stop yelling at me!

Get out of the way!

(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

You punk!

Haul ass, shrimp!

- Get off of me!
- Come on! Will you help me row?

Get out of here!

Punks!

- Stuck in a pool with a chick!
- You're rowing the wrong way!

Birds, get 'em!

- I got one! I got one!
- Oh, sorry!

- Get off!
- I didn't mean it.

Hey, Balmudo!

Hey, man. That's the guy who decked me.

It's him.

- It's him!
- It's him!

(ENGINE REVS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(STEPHANIE) He's alive!

(YELLING)

- What's wrong with you guys, man?
- You've ruined our luau!

You ruined everything!

(SCREAMING)

Michael! It's Michael!

Michael.

- You?
- You made that jump?

Shakespeare?

I thought you were dead.

- You?
- Move it! Move it!

- I'm gonna rearrange his...
- (PAULETTE) Hey!

- What?
- Nothing.

(CHUCKLING)

- No.
- Yeah. Yeah, Johnny.

Yeah, well, you got one more jump,

Mr., uh, Cool Rider, Shakespeare,
uh, Carrington.

No, wait a second.
Haven't we had enough of this?

She's got a point, Johnny.

Hey, Davey's got a point, Johnny.

- Hey, Lou's got a point about Davey's...
- Shut up, all of yous!

I've got a point to make, too.

- Jacket.
- One T-Bird jacket.

Jacket.

For starters, let's see how it looks.

(CROWD MURMURING)

Very nice.

Okay.

Birds... Okay.

- All right.
- All right.

Listen, I gotta talk to you.

We can't see each other anymore
because, you know,

I've sorta got another man
on my hands now.

Oh, right.

(INAUDIBLE)

That's the breaks.

Right.

(JOHNNY) What's everybody lookin' at?
Disperse!

(WHISPERS) Stephanie.

I never thought you'd kiss me
if you knew who I really was.

Are you crazy?

I got two for the price of one.

- Are you certain?
- I've never been certainer.

More certain.

(LAUGHING)

The certainest.

The certainest. Yeah, I like that.

I'd love to kiss you again.

♪ (MUSIC STARTS) ♪

♪ You were the one,
the one in my dreams ♪

♪ But I never knew it ♪

♪ I wanted to tell you time and again ♪

♪ But I couldn't do it ♪

♪ All that you are is all that I need ♪

♪ No more pretending ♪

♪ Now I can be me, you can be you ♪

♪ And we're never ending
Whoa-oh, oh ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ Like birds of a feather ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ I like what you got, I guess it's okay ♪

♪ If you want to show it ♪

♪ I am what I am and I'm all for you ♪

♪ Just want you to know it ♪

♪ Will I ever score? ♪

♪ There's nothin' wrong
With just likin' each other ♪

♪ We all had our doubts
But it's workin' out with one another ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, oh ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ Like birds of a feather ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ Like birds of a feather ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ Like birds of a feather ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ Always together ♪