Grass (2015) - full transcript
Best friends Jinky and Cam are tasked with delivering a large bag of marajuana for Cam's drug dealer fiance.
Will you help me?
I'm definitely gonna help you.
Check this out.
We smoke a joint,
and we'll just chill out
for a second, all right?
We'll just clear our heads.
We'll be able to, like,
see the task at hand
and make, like, clear-headed decisions
'cause you don't want to do this alone.
We'll make a plan.
And we'll just do it.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
We have to smoke this shit.
We have to, like...
We have to, like, sample it.
It's like these are our wares.
We're fucking merchants.
We gotta sample this shit.
Dude. Put it back,
put it back, put it back.
This is... This isn't even mine, okay?
This is Austin's.
It's not even Austin's, okay?
It's not ours to touch.
Dude, we'll take, like, one or two buds.
Or we'll, like...
We'll take, like, ten buds and, like,
just, like, make a little sample
being for ourselves.
- You know what I mean? Like...
- What are you doing?
No, that's how it's done.
We'll take, like, one fistful.
Let me take one fistful.
Let me take, like, two fistfuls. Hold on.
Hold on. Look how much there is.
- Put it back, put it back.
- Just listen to me.
You don't know about these things, I do.
- What do you mean?
- It's common knowledge.
You have to sample your fucking wares.
We gotta smoke, like,
at least, like, a fistful of this
before you fucking sell it.
We gotta smoke, like, that shit.
Just a little bit of it.
My name is Cam.
My fiancé's name is Austin.
He left a bag in my trunk.
It was a shit ton of weed.
And all I had to do
was deliver it to a guy named Jamie.
I don't know.
It's not that hard of a thing to do,
I guess.
But I can't help but feel...
I don't know. I had shit to do today.
He just assumes I'm there,
which I am, I guess.
I think that's what people
like about me. I'm there.
I'm there when they need
something, you know?
I feel good being dependable.
Dude, this is kind of fucked up.
Like, if you think about it,
it's kind of fucked up
that we have to do this for him, you know?
It's like... I mean, I love pot, you know?
I love pot, but something about it
just doesn't seem right,
you know what I mean?
And I'm not scared. I mean,
you definitely called the right person.
I probably
wouldn't have gone to college anyway,
but I had to help my dad out
with the store.
So, after high school,
I've just been doing that ever since.
My name's Jinky, you know,
and I work at a convenience store.
It just kind of all makes sense
'cause I'm Jinky.
It's kind of a fucked-up name
if you think about it,
but, you know, as long as
it's, like, a noun and not an adjective,
I'm fine with it.
The thing about weed is that it makes you
see things very, very clearly.
When I was little,
my brother was like, "Jinky,
if you can see things clearly
the way they are, without smoking weed,
that's the real high."
But I don't know.
I'm not sure if I ever found that.
I try to find it, you know?
I try to see the best in people.
Cam's, like, the best person
in the entire fucking world.
And I know that sounds, like...
It sounds ridiculous.
A lot of people think that
about a lot of other people.
The thing about Cam
is that she's the real fucking deal.
'Cause she's smart, you know? I mean,
she knows what she wants to do in life.
Like, she has a plan.
You think we need a gun?
I'm feeling a little naked,
you know what I mean?
Like, we're just, like, going in there
with our, like, nothing, you know?
It's just Cam and Jinky.
We're not getting a gun.
Like, have you ever done this before?
'Cause that's the thing,
is, like, once we're in it,
it's gonna be too late,
you know what I mean?
So we have to be prepared.
Like, even if it's just a toy gun
that kind of looks like a gun,
it's, like, I think it's enough.
All right, Jink.
Let's just keep it simple, okay?
- Let's keep it simple.
- We're gonna need backup, you know?
We're gonna need, like, a cash person
to, like, get the fucking cash,
and then we'll need someone
to, like, deliver the fucking backpack.
You know, the less people we have,
the simpler it is.
Let's keep it like that, okay?
Yeah, I know, but it's, like,
do you want to be the person,
like, delivering the weed
and, like, getting the cash?
Like, we should probably have,
like, a team of people,
like, you know, like a driver.
Like, we'll probably need,
like, a getaway.
If shit goes wrong, like,
we'll need, to just, like, jump into a car
and have it fucking move,
you know what I mean?
Let's think about it, right?
I mean, Austin sent me.
It's Austin's person. It can't be...
It's probably
another white guy with dreadlocks.
- Nothing to worry about.
- Cam, are you sure about this?
Like, I don't think
you're taking this, like, very seriously.
This, is, like, a life-or-death
kind of situation, you know what I mean?
Like this shit could go very wrong.
Like, you're thinking best-case scenario,
like, I'm thinking worst-case scenario.
'Cause the way I see it,
like I'm kind of like your friend,
but I'm also, like,
above you a little bit, you know?
Like, not in, like, a bossy way,
but just, like, in a... Like a good,
like, manager kind of way, you know?
Like a business partnership kind of way.
What are you talking about?
I don't need a manager.
- I'm not gonna, like...
- I don't need supervision.
...go over the top or anything, you know?
But these are just basics.
I'm not a drug dealer.
My boyfriend might be, but I am not.
All right, all I'm doing is just, just...
Just doing Austin a favor.
That's all. I'm just doing a favor.
I know what you're saying,
but the thing is, we're two girls.
Anything can happen.
What do you say?
But he's relying on me.
I can't let him down.
What can I actually do?
What can... What can I not do?
All right, let's go smoke.
That's probably
the last thing to do.
I feel like if we light that joint,
we're gonna be here
for another three hours.
I guarantee you...
It's gonna take five minutes
for us to smoke this joint...
From the time I light it
to the time we smoke it.
Okay?
Being engaged is fun.
It is.
I don't know, it's...
I feel like it's important and...
You know, whatever.
If we take three years,
we take three years.
Fuck it.
What was it like,
I mean, when he asked you?
What was that moment like for you?
I wasn't really thinking about it,
but like, when he asked, it was easy.
"Yes."
'Cause I just woke up...
I mean, he got me when I woke up.
So I feel like that's,
like, the cleanest time
when your brain's
just not even clouded over by anything,
right when you wake up.
And I just knew, like that,
"Yeah, this is the next level."
And he said,
"Babe, you want to get married?"
And I was like, "Yeah."
I still had,
like, crust in my eyes,
and I was wearing my pajamas.
And he kissed me, and then he left.
I think people get married
'cause they feel like they're supposed to.
Like that's the next thing to do and...
And everyone, like,
freaks out if people don't get married.
It's so weird.
I wouldn't want to, like, change my name
and I wouldn't want to be called,
like, "Mrs." Something, and...
Or maybe I would.
I guess that's romantic
for, like, two seconds.
Like, I think about it sometimes,
and it's, like...
It's kind of romantic
for, like, two seconds.
But then, I don't know.
Like, I just want to be myself.
I remember, once, Ryan proposed to me.
- Ryan who?
- From high school. Ryan.
Ryan Minnelli?
Yeah.
You dated him for, like, two weeks.
- Yeah, but he was, like--
- Wait, he proposed to you?
Yeah.
And he...
No, he didn't actually propose.
He kind of said, like...
Well, when we broke up,
he was like, "I would have married you."
So it's kind of like a proposal.
Um...
And I was just like...
Whatever. That would be so weird.
Like if I was stuck with Ryan Minnelli
for the rest of my life,
like, tethered to him somehow.
And to, like, go home
and be like, "I'm home."
That's so weird.
Why would I... Why would I want that?
I don't want to tell anyone I'm home.
I just want to go home.
Like, I'm home.
Whatever. Maybe I'm just not...
I guess I'm not normal, but...
I don't know, sometimes I think about it,
and it's been, like...
I think it's been two and a half years.
It was, like, last, last January.
I think it's kind of cool
that you guys
aren't married yet, actually.
You really think it's cool?
You're treating engagement
like marriage, it's like...
It could go on for ten years
and then it could end,
and you could not get married.
Do you think maybe he forgot he asked you?
No.
I mean, he doesn't really
have any short-term memory left.
It's totally possible
that he just completely forgot.
I don't think he forgot.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Let's smoke.
Come on. Let's go smoke.
You know you want to.
Let's go smoke.
You should come
hang out with me in the store
like you used to.
I haven't been there
in, like, eight years.
My parents always ask about you.
- Do they?
- Yeah.
You're a good daughter.
I want pizza.
Wouldn't pizza be so good right now?
Let's get Mr. Pizza pizza.
Oh, wow, Mr. Pizza pizza.
And I want the golden potato crust thingy.
I need pizza.
Pizza, pizza, pizza...
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, I love you ♪
I think it's a good idea.
We'll get two larges,
one that's just plain
with the golden thingy
and then the other one
with the extra corn.
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, I'm there for you ♪
I don't even have reception
on my phone right now.
Just tell them we're in the park
and tell them, like, some landmarks,
I don't know.
And, like, we'll give them
our phone numbers.
Let's get the pizza.
Let's put this plan into action.
I mean, what if...
What if we call
and then we just don't even know
what time they're gonna show up?
I'm gonna order a pizza.
And you can't have any of it
unless you help me order the pizza.
We don't know what time
they're gonna show up,
so we're, like, here, waiting forever.
And then if we're here waiting forever,
I'm never gonna get my stuff delivered.
Don't be like, "I need pizza,"
and once the pizza gets here
and I've done all of the work.
Let's just, let's work together.
I want the pizza anyway,
but, um, I'll help you, but, like,
there's just so many problems with it.
I've just told you.
I've just told you
all of the steps to get the pizza.
Do I have to do everything?
It's just... Just, all you have to do
is get your phone
and then dial in the numbers
and tell them we're here.
We are here in the park
amidst the tall trees and...
And there's... There's
So what are your ladies' names?
- "Ladies"?
- Ladies.
- I'm a lady.
- You're a lady?
- I'm Cam. Cam.
- I'm Josh.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Jinky.
- Jinky?
- Yeah, Jinky.
- Jinky.
- What's your name?
- You're a little giggly, huh, Jinky?
- I'm Cam.
- Fernando, nice to meet you.
- What is your name? Jinky?
- Jinky.
- Oh, yeah. Fernando.
- I just told you.
I'm a straight pride.
That's all, you know.
Yeah, but that's not really my name,
but there was this girl in my class,
her name was Pinky,
so they started calling me Jinky.
And then I used to say "Jinx, black magic"
when someone said the same thing as me,
and so then they started calling me Jinx,
and now they call me Jinky.
Interesting.
Even her family calls her Jinky.
Your mom calls you Jinky, too?
That's cute.
What are you guys
doing here by yourselves?
- We're hanging out.
- Hanging out?
- Just chilling.
- It looks like you guys
are just doing more
than just hanging out, though.
We're thinking about pizza.
- You're thinking about pizza?
- We want pizza.
- I just had pizza. Yeah.
- You did?
Don't you wish you had pizza?
- What kind of pizza did you have?
- Pepperoni.
- Oh, my God.
- With sausage.
- Oh, my God.
- Right?
You just had pizza?
Yeah.
- We just had pizza, we just--
- Shut up.
Yeah.
What kind of pizza did you have?
At a pizzeria. We just came from...
- Which pizzeria? Which one?
- In Koreatown.
You went to Mr. Pizza pizza?
Exactly.
- No way!
- Oh, my God!
You went to Mr. Pizza pizza?
- Yeah, you guys been there?
- Oh, my God!
Yeah, we've just been talking
about getting pizza from Mr. Pizza.
This is fucking fate. This is fate.
We were just fucking
talking about Mr. Pizza for so long.
Oh, my God, seriously, we were
just been talking about Mr. Pizza pizza.
- Oh, shit.
- It was meant to be.
- Destiny.
- Right? That's what I'm saying.
This is a sign, Jinky.
It's a sign, Mr. Pizza pizza.
- Do you think they would deliver to us?
- That's a sign you guys are hungry.
- Yeah, we're so hungry.
- You guys got the munchies.
And we got the munchies...
We do got the munchies bad.
I don't think
they'll deliver here, though.
Yeah, they will.
We'll tell them we're next to this tree.
Yeah, tell them
we're next to the tree and...
And the car.
Yeah, and the car.
We'll tell them
we're by the tree and the car.
Yeah, you should tell them that.
Okay, okay, it's decided.
- We'll tell them like, the intersection...
- Okay.
- ...of the tree and the car.
- Yeah.
- Do you guys need a phone?
- Well...
- We already have a phone.
- Who are you guys?
We're just friendly travelers
on our bikes.
- You're friendly travelers on your bikes?
- Yeah.
Never trust a guy
who says he's a friendly traveler.
- Why not?
- Why?
- He's a friendly traveler on his bike.
- You don't think I'm friendly?
- Mmm... No, I think you're friendly.
- Uh...
Maybe when you guys leave the park,
you could call Mr. Pizza pizza for us
- and get the pizza delivered.
- Or, or, or I got a better idea.
Maybe you could give me
your number and I could call them.
- Give him your number.
- Yeah.
- That's a better idea.
- Give him your number.
I'm... I'm engaged.
I can't give you my number.
- So? Yeah.
- It's for pizza.
What is wrong with you?
He's not even asking like that.
- Yeah, I'm not asking-- Yeah.
- You're so full of yourself.
- I'm just saying...
- Listen to her. I like her.
I don't think
Austin would be really happy
if I just gave out
my number...
Oh, my God,
are you being serious right now?
- Yes.
- You're engaged to a moron, number one.
Number two, he's just
gonna help us get the pizza.
She's dating this horrible person.
Don't say that.
- Why? Why? Talk to me. Why?
- Because...
Okay, all right, let's ask him.
Let's ask him what he thinks.
And I'm sorry if this is an over-share,
but they've been engaged
for two and a half years now,
and there's no sign of marriage.
What do you think's gonna happen?
- Jinky...
- I think he has no...
He's not the right one.
He's not the right one.
Really?
- Objective opinion here.
- Listen.
- I never even met this person before.
- Listen.
- This is true.
- Jinky...
Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed.
- Why are you embarrassed?
- Because...
Yeah, it's true.
You think so, she's dating a horrible guy?
Not only that, but he gave her
a backpack full of weed this morning
and was like, "Can you deliver this?"
To, like, some person
she doesn't even know.
- I kinda know--
- What would you do?
What... You kinda know?
- I mean, I know, I've heard the name...
- No, no, no, no.
You should not...
You should not be a middleman for anybody,
especially a moron.
- Your best friend is... I like her.
- Yes.
Yes, you do not want to be
a middleman for anybody.
- I'm... But he's my man.
- No.
Look, look, look.
I'm gonna give you my number.
Whenever he has you do that,
you call me.
You call her. I'm gonna call him.
We're gonna take that backpack,
and we're gonna smoke that weed,
and we're gonna go eat pizza.
That's what I've been saying
this whole time.
Don't you think
that's the safest thing to do
is just to smoke all the weed?
- That way there's no trace of the weed?
- Exactly!
You don't have to deliver it to anybody.
How are you gonna find weed
that is already smoked?
Forget your man.
What do you think about that?
See? He appreciates my value.
He appreciates my thinking. I...
- Do you think I think thoughts?
- I think that you think good.
- I think good. It's better than thoughts.
- Yeah.
- I think good.
- Yeah.
So it was nice talking to you.
It was nice
talking to you.
Nice talking to you, too.
Nice talking to you.
Well, if you guys
ever have that backpack...
- Yeah.
- ...just give me a call or text.
- It's 814...
- 814...
814...
814...
94... 15...
94...
Oh, my God.
814-9415.
Yes.
You remembered it.
You concentrated.
- She's fading.
- Yeah, she's amazing...
The eyes.
I know.
- The face.
- I know.
He was cute.
He was, like, amazing-looking,
like, interesting-looking.
Not just good-looking, but truly, truly...
Interesting-looking.
Like, beautifully interesting.
You should call him.
I can't call him. Are you crazy?
Why?
Just to hang out.
I can't call...
I can't call a random guy from the park
just to hang out.
You could have a whole different life.
When you smoke weed,
you're opening your third eye
up into, like, the universe and the world,
and you can see everything.
You can feel everything around you
the way it was meant to be,
the way it actually is.
Just a little more weed...
I'm pretty sure
it would be a better world.
No one can argue with that.
You know, it's not so much
that Austin asked me to do this.
It's like...
It's that he expected me to do it.
Like, I don't think
there was ever a question in his mind
that I was gonna do it.
You know, the fucked-up thing is, like,
I don't think there was
ever a question in my mind
that I was gonna do it.
That's kind of messed up.
What's wrong with me?
Wouldn't a normal person
be like, "Wait a second.
I have things to do," you know?
"I'm supposed to meet people for lunch.
I was supposed to go to yoga.
I was supposed to do writing today.
I have, like, a dissertation to do."
And I just called
and canceled on everybody.
Is that messed up?
Oh, my God, you know that, like,
cheesy saying where you're like,
"You treat people how to treat you?"
You're kind of a doormat.
You know, for, like...
Ever since Austin moved in with me,
so, like, three years...
I have been...
emptying out his razor,
like, his electric razor,
'cause it gets disgusting, you know?
It's disgusting. It's, like, full of...
His...
Curly...
And then, like, last week,
I just decided not to.
I just was like, you know,
I'm just... I'm done.
I don't want to empty out his razor.
He's a grown man. He should do it, right?
You're like the middleman for everything.
You're like a middleman for the razor,
you're like the middleman for the dishes.
You're like the middleman
for, like, the delivery.
When it was, like,
stopping working, he opened it,
and all this hair came out.
And he was like,
"Yo, why is there so much hair in here?"
He was like, "Well, what the hell?
Why is it not working?
There's so much hair.
What, did I start
growing more of a beard?"
You're the middleman for the remote.
You're the middleman to make the bed.
He just thought
it just magically went away?
Like, it never crossed
his mind that he has to--
You're like the middleman
to, like, make him seem like a...
Kinda like a normal, worthy human being...
Which is kinda fucked up.
'Cause he should be able to be his own man
without a middle.
He never even knew, and I didn't tell him.
I didn't say anything.
I was like, "I don't know."
Plus, if you're the middle,
then you're just, like,
the part that, like,
doesn't really get noticed ever.
You're, like, invisible.
And then I showed him how to dump it,
which is really, you just dump it,
and you kind of go like that.
And he's like...
"Well, if you see it overflow,
can you just do it for me?"
And I said yes.
I said yes.
And the thing is, like,
the next day,
I just started doing it again.
I think electric razors are disgusting.
I think I burned my thumb.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
If Josh and I actually got married,
do you think our kids would be beautiful?
I bet you they'd be gorgeous, right?
They'd be, like, Chino-Latino beauties.
And geniuses probably. Probably geniuses.
What do you think
their names would be? It would--
I think we'd probably have,
like, two kids, maybe three.
Oh, my God,
I think I just cheated on Austin.
- I just cheated on Austin with my mind.
- What? No.
Dreaming of cheating is cheating, right?
No, dreaming is definitely not cheating.
Thinking about someone
is also not cheating.
I'm a horrible person.
I'm, basically, a horrible person.
I'm a cheater. I'm a cheating fiancée.
- I'm ruining our marriage.
- Dude!
Seriously, I think
you're wigging out right now.
I think you need to smoke
a little bit more weed
and just chill the fuck out, okay?
Your brain is just like...
You just, like, make it stop.
- Just get it together.
- I can't.
Seriously, get it together.
All right? Just--
- Okay. Okay.
- Pause.
No thinking, all right?
'Cause you're really,
seriously freaking out right now.
I don't know what's going on.
Maybe you need, like, uh...
You know what you need? You need, like...
You need to be...
Like, I'm gonna be like your babysitter.
You need me to be, like, your minder,
like they used to have in the '70s
when they were, like,
doing experimental drugs and stuff
and they would have
someone just, like, babysit them
and, like, mind them or whatever.
I'm gonna be that person for you, okay?
I'm gonna be your guide, all right?
I'm gonna guide you through this day.
You're like my guide, right?
You're my guide.
You're my guide. You're my minder.
You're doing it. You're doing it.
You're doing it.
I'm gonna breathe deep.
And we're gonna smoke a joint.
I'm gonna smoke a joint.
I'm gonna calm down.
- You're doing great.
- I'm gonna calm down.
Dude, I'm, like, freaking out right now.
Oh, my God. My brain is, like...
I feel like everything I have done
up until this point in my life
has just been a big mistake,
and I'm gonna keep
making mistakes all the time,
and I don't know how to
talk to anyone that I love,
and I don't know how to do
all the things that I'm supposed to do
to keep it all moving forward
and keep it all intact
and keep everything running smoothly
on the way it's supposed to go, and...
Oh, my God. I think that...
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Can I get a bite of your sandwich?
- I'll give you a bite. I will.
- Okay.
Hold on a second. Just hold on.
'Cause it kinda looks like
you're gonna eat all of it.
I'm not gonna eat all of it.
I'm definitely gonna give you a bite.
There's so much left. Hold on a second.
Is it delicious?
Yeah. It's so good.
- You just ate the whole sandwich.
- Mmm-mmm.
No, I didn't.
You didn't share your sandwich with me.
You just ate the whole thing.
Dude, you totally had a bite.
No, you just said
that you'd give me a bite,
and then you didn't. I think you forgot.
You actually just ate the whole thing
right in front of me.
No, I didn't.
- I gave you a bite.
- You ate the whole sandwich.
I just gave you a bite.
- I didn't get a bite of the sandwich. I--
- Yeah.
I'm always like, "Eat as much as you want.
Like, don't even worry about it."
It makes me happy
when people eat my food, you know,
'cause it's like we're bonding over
the same nourishment, you know?
It's like we're
bonding over the same fuel,
like, the same energy, like, the same--
First and foremost,
I think we need to share food.
Rule number one,
like, my food is your food.
Your food is my food.
So, like, if you have a sandwich,
you gotta give me a bite of your sandwich.
And, like, if I have a sandwich,
I'll give you
a bite of my sandwich, too, you know?
So, like, if we share it,
we're on the same level.
We have the same energy, you know,
we have the same mission.
It'll help us focus and direct
where we want to go.
Okay, you have to bury me, all right?
You have to make this promise.
No matter what happens,
you bury me, or I bury you.
It's not like we're gonna
die at the exact same time
on the exact same day.
One of us will definitely be alive
and around when the other person dies,
unless we're in the same car
when we get killed.
I promise. I promise
I will be your burial partner.
I don't think I can
count on Austin to bury me,
'cause at the end of my life,
I bet you if I was like, "You know what?
I want to be buried on a hill,
like, by my house in Cerritos,"
he's gonna fucking have me
incinerated and burned
and let go on top of a mountain in Japan.
What do you think is in this weed?
Do you think it's just pot,
or do you think it's laced with something?
We will definitely take care
of each other bodies,
and then you just make sure you tell me--
Do you know what I'm talking about?
God, is it really hot in here?
Is something really bad
about to happen,
or am I acting
like a normal person, like, right now?
Do you think there's-- What?
From now, here, I'm starting
to talk like a normal person.
Do I pass for a normal person right now?
Look at me. Watch me.
Am I passing
for a normal person right now?
Do you think...
Like, this is me acting normal.
Do I seem like this is
a normal person's speech?
What do you mean?
All right. I'm not gonna panic.
Don't panic.
Let's just... Let's think about this.
All right, so a bunch of the joints
that we've smoked so far
have been my joints.
Totally fine. I know...
I know what's in them,
and I've been feeling pretty good
for most of the day,
- say, until--
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You think there's something in the weed?
You think there's something
in the weed from the backpack?
No fucking way.
You think... Speed? You think it's speed?
I think that something really bad
might be happening
and we might be in danger.
We might be in, like,
psychological danger for our mental lives.
What if it's crack in the weed?
We're crackheads.
We just did crack in the weeds.
We just did crack, crack, crack.
Something is really off in this.
I'm, like, numb in my fingers right now.
I can't even move my face.
I feel, like, totally,
completely numb in my fingers.
We smoked your weed.
Like, are you sure that's just pot?
Are you sure?
Listen, you have to find out what that is,
'cause I don't think that this is normal.
For, like, the past two hours,
I've been feeling really shitty,
but I haven't been able to, like, speak.
So I haven't been able to tell you.
But I'm finally able to speak,
and I don't know
if I'm gonna go silent again.
I don't know if I'm gonna
lose my voice again
and not be able to tell you things.
So, right now, while I'm able to speak,
I need to communicate this message to you.
I don't feel good.
I think something bad is happening.
I think that you're gonna feel
the way that I'm feeling,
and then we're not gonna
be able to get out of this,
and we're gonna be in trouble,
and we're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
I can't call Austin. I can't call Austin.
There's no...
There's no way I can call Austin.
What'd he say?
What'd he say?
Shh.
What did he say?
What did he say? What did he say?
- He didn't even pick up yet.
- Come on, tell me. Come on.
What did he say?
What did he say? What did he say?
Hi, uh, honey. It's me.
I was just...
Actually had a...
I had a quick question...
I had a quick question for you.
So, uh, the backpack
that you gave me earlier,
the backpack that had the stuff and...
I just had a quick question
about the stuff inside.
Uh, the stuff...
Um, I was just wondering
if maybe for tonight,
you wanted to order in from Homes Thai,
and then maybe we could get, uh,
the green curry with the tofu,
and then we can get some satay.
It might actually cheer me up
'cause I'm actually
not having a great day.
Not in a great mood.
So I'd really appreciated it
if we could just make it a night in
and just order in and watch Being Elmo
or something with puppets.
I don't care, anything with puppets.
And, actually, if you're not in tonight,
today, it's cool,
it's totally cool, I'll just do it myself.
And then tomorrow maybe I can get you.
Um, that's totally fine, too.
But don't feel any pressure,
you don't have
to call me back or anything.
It's... It's completely fine.
The fuck was that?
You didn't even tell him to call back.
What the hell? That was a crazy message.
You didn't even tell him
anything important at all.
There were, like, zero code words.
No, there were, like,
100 code words in that conversation.
There were zero words
of, like, any fucking relevance
to our situation right now.
Complete fluff.
It was like...
clouds and teddy bears
and My Little Ponies.
You've gotta call him back.
There was, like, at least 100
code words in the conversation.
You don't know the code words
'cause you don't know the code.
That's the whole point of the code, Jinky.
You're not supposed to know the code
unless you're in with the code,
and you're not in with the code
because you don't know the code,
all right?
- Cam.
- No, I already did it once.
I did it once. I did it for you.
That was it. I left a message.
I left a very, very clear message.
And that's it, okay?
Jinky, what the fuck did we smoke?
Some crazy shit. Some crazy shit.
- This is some bad shit.
- What the fuck is this?
This is some crazy shit.
This is some crazy shit.
You look
fucking amazing right now.
You look amazing to me.
You look fucking amazing to me.
Do I look amazing to you?
I feel fucking amazing.
I mean, I'm gonna be
fucking amazing for you, Jinky.
I'm gonna be fucking amazing for you.
'Cause the thing is...
You know the thing is,
I don't know what the right words are
to, like, tell you this problem,
but it's like my mouth
has, like, a brain of its own.
Do you know what I mean?
It's just like going on its own.
And it's like I know what I'm saying...
But then, like,
I don't know what I'm saying.
Is that what I meant,
or is that what I, like, sub-meant?
'Cause these words are just,
like, coming out of my mouth.
And, like, I don't know.
Like, I might be the first person
to ever have this problem, you know.
So it's like I don't even know
if the doctors have caught up
with it or whatever,
do you know what I mean? I can't--
Just reality at, like,
the most fundamental level.
So it makes it really hard to function.
'Cause, like...
This joint is speaking to me,
and it's telling me to just smoke.
It's telling me to smoke this joint
'cause it's a friendly joint.
I'm getting a really good feeling,
I'm getting a really good, strong vibe.
It's one of those things
that you can't classify.
- It's not a feeling. It's not a thought.
- Don't smoke it.
- Don't smoke it. You're gonna--
- A vibe,
straight from the heart of this joint
that's telling me to smoke it.
And if we smoke this joint,
it's gonna show us.
It's gonna illuminate
like a torch, like a beacon,
like the Statue of Liberty.
It's gonna illuminate the path before us.
This weed is fucking evil.
Okay? It's evil. Stop it. Stop it.
Get away from it, okay?
Like, it led us down this path, okay?
It led us down this path.
If we hadn't touched it,
we wouldn't fucking be here.
I think we should smoke this joint,
and then I think it'll take us...
It'll take us through.
It'll take us through.
We have to go through.
We cannot go around.
- We have to go through--
- Jinky,
I don't want this to continue,
okay?
I'm going on a new path, okay?
I'm going on a new path.
I'm gonna go on a new path,
and then by myself, I'm, uh...
I'mma go up
the mountain, okay?
I'mma plan my plan.
And I'm gonna make
a meeting with Oprah, okay?
'Cause she's gonna meet with me.
And then... And then we are gonna
fucking conquer the world.
And she will be my mentor, okay?
And then I won't have
a fucking crackhead like you mentoring me.
And, you know, when I'm wearing that gown,
with the butt hanging out,
like, you're gonna be right next to me
with the butt hanging out,
and we're gonna be two fucking, ass-out
fucking crazy people in the loony bin.
Cam, listen to me, all right?
No one is going to an insane asylum.
And they
always say it's the crazy ex-girlfriend,
but is usually is not actually crazy.
It's actually something that the guy did,
like, he cheated on her.
But, like, I'll actually technically
be the fucking crazy ex-girlfriend.
It'll be your fault
that I will be that crazy ex-girlfriend.
And whoever he ends up
getting with after me,
like, she's gonna be like,
"Look me up on Facebook."
And I'm gonna look at all the pictures.
And he's gonna untag me
in every single photo
and then be like,
"Oh, my God, I don't want to be seen
with my ex-girlfriend
because she's fucking crazy."
And it was all because of you.
I will never fucking forget
who put me in the fucking crazy house.
I will be like,
"Jinky fucking put me here,
and she does not
fucking belong in this ocean with me."
You basically made me the cuckoo.
Like, this was our nest,
and you fucking pushed me over the nest.
You pushed me over the nest
and, like, whoo, right over the nest.
People have always felt sorry
for you.
And I'm actually your only friend.
That's why you called me today.
I have faith that even though
we don't hang out anymore,
I still fucking untag
you in Facebook photos.
Ultimately you need me. You need me.
'Cause who else is gonna help you deliver
this fucking bag
to fucking Rancho Cucamonga?
Who the hell is gonna help you
fucking deliver this bag?
No one, that's who, and you know that.
And all that matters
is that you have somebody
who fucking loves you,
who loves you and will help you
through thick and thin.
And you know you have that in me.
And you fucking...
You take advantage of it.
And you know what? I gotta draw the line,
because I have other people.
I got a lot of people
standing in line who need me.
I have the whole world standing
in line, and they all need me.
And I can't be, like, convincing
you for the hundredth time
that you fucking need me, all right?
I can't keep convincing you
that you need me.
It's ridiculous.
All right, you think I don't have a job.
You think I just work at the store.
Like, that's all a front, all right?
Actually, I work
for the fucking United Nations.
Do you understand,
like, the fucking gravitas
of what I'm trying to tell you right now?
Fine. I'm just gonna have to tell you
'cause you're not
gonna fucking understand.
I am Jinky, the superhero. All right?
I am Jinky, the superhero.
I have, like, this invisible power.
I'm, like, this beautiful, invisible force
that comes through
in the middle of the night
and helps people
with, like, the gaps, all right?
The gaps. I'm filling up the fucking gaps
like grouts in bath tile, all right?
I am a superhero.
I can fly through the night.
I can fly through all the bullshit.
I can fly through all the bullshit
and get to the truth.
Do you understand what I am saying?
Do you understand the fucking full meaning
of what I am telling you right now?
I think I need to, like,
just do my own thing for a while.
So I'm gonna go,
like, take a walk, I think.
Okay. Yeah, you can go take a walk.
Like, I think...
It's good. We should
split our separate ways.
We should, you know, get a little air.
We should have some time
to think and to breathe.
Well, the thing is, you might get lost
and so you might get scared,
you might need me.
But I think you should just, like,
kinda stay here and let me just go.
Don't flatter yourself.
I actually don't really need you.
Like, I think I know
where I'm going and how to get there.
Yeah, like, I definitely
know where I'm going and how to get there.
Well, that's good.
So then I won't have to, like,
Google Map that shit for you
and tell you what time to get there.
Well, it's like you're gonna
drop a pin for me anyway
'cause you always drop pins
for everybody all the time.
Well, I'll drop a pin
and send it to you when I get there,
'cause I'll probably get there before you.
You know, this is just
the next phase of our relationship.
Good. It's settled.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Why would you do that?
Where are you going?
Of course, of course, of course.
Of course I would do this.
You drove your only friend away.
You invited in
the worst fucking people in your life.
You said yes to the wrong people.
You said no to the right people.
Fucking stupid.
Stupid.
You don't have friends.
You're never gonna have friends.
You're never gonna have friends
that actually stay.
You're never gonna have friends
that stay for a long time.
You're never gonna have friends
that actually stay until you die.
You're never going to have a friend
who's actually gonna bury you.
People just say they're gonna bury you,
but no one's actually gonna bury you.
No one's actually gonna be there
when you die...
'Cause you scare people
and you tell them to fuck off.
And then when they fuck off,
then you wonder where they went,
but it's, like,
you told them to fuck off, Jinky.
You fucking told them
to fuck off.
Stop telling--
Stop telling people to fuck off.
Stop telling people to fuck off,
and then they won't fuck off anymore,
and then they'll stay.
I'm approaching the wrong way.
And it's, like, classic me, right?
I feel like there's only one way
and that's the way.
I see now that I was
actually totally wrong.
I should have said yes to the weed.
Maybe I should learn
a lesson from this, right?
I'm getting it now.
I'm getting it now, Jinky.
Like, I should've just said yes to you.
This is new to me.
And I think I'm actually
achieving some sort of...
Some sort of sanity here.
Like, maybe in the insanity,
there is sanity,
and in the vagueness, there's clarity.
Like, it's fucking cloudy to me right now.
I don't know what the fuck is happening.
But it is clearer to me than ever.
What kind of weed is this?
What kind of weed is this?
What kind of weed is this?
Jinks, these streets are
fucking paved with gold, son.
I mean, like, we could
get on top of that shit.
We could hit that shit.
This is some Daddy Warbucks shit, okay?
And, like, if you team up
with me, like, we can hit that.
Fuck the lotto.
Fuck the fucking lotto tickets.
We're gonna be so beyond rich,
no one's even gonna recognize us anymore.
They're gonna look at us
and it'll just be a fucking glow.
We're gonna be fucking glowing
like Golden Girls, you know?
But it's not like Blanche or Betty White,
it's like you and me, like Jinky and Cam,
those fucking Golden Girls.
And everyone from high school's
gonna be like,
"Yo, look, did you hear
about Jinky and Cam?"
And then we'll be like,
"Yeah, we heard about Jinky and Cam
'cause we fucking are Jinky and Cam."
We're gonna get all that gold.
We're gonna make it fucking big.
And then we're gonna put it into mansions,
like, fucking mansion's
all over these hills.
We'll have a mansion on the West Side,
we'll have a mansion on the East Side.
We'll have a chauffeur
that can bring us back and forth
and a pool that's, like,
in the shape of a car or, like, a dragon
or, like, you know, a papaya
or whatever the hell you want.
And then Josh can come over
and he can be, like, our cabana boy.
He can be, like, the hot pool boy.
And he's gonna be wearing
some red fucking Speedos,
and his tattoos
will be glistening in the sun,
and he'll have his bike
and he can do tricks for us,
and we can watch that all fucking day,
like two fucking gangsta-ass bitches,
sitting there with blunts in our hands
and, like,
fucking gold grills in our teeth
'cause we're gonna look at that shit
and be like,
- "Yo, I fucking own that shit."
- Yeah, yeah,
like, I'm gonna have dinner parties
all the time like I always wanted to,
and, like, I'm gonna be so rich.
I'm gonna be so rich that, like,
if I don't even want to hang out
with my guests anymore,
there's gonna be, like, a clone of me
that's just gonna be able
to, like, hang out with them.
Like, I go to my room,
do whatever I want to do,
like, I don't even have
to talk to anyone anymore.
I'm gonna have
a clone of me in every room,
but it's gonna be, like,
me at every different age
that I've ever been.
Like, you go into one room,
and it's, like, my first birthday,
you go into another room,
it's like my second birthday,
you go into another room,
I'm, like, three years old,
you go into another room,
I'm, like, four years old.
You get to see, like, all the Jinkys,
like, all the stages of Jinky.
You get to see, like,
Jinky being her best self
at, like, every age there is, you know?
Like, at three years old,
at nine years old, at ten years old.
And you can go hang out
with any Jinky you want to hang out with.
I could go hang out with any old Jinky
that I wanna hang out with.
I could go back in time
and be whoever the fuck I want, you know,
and I'll have so many of me
that we'll just dominate,
we'll dominate the whole world.
We'll dominate
the entire frickin' universe.
And everyone's just gonna do what we say.
Otherwise, they have to go live
in a trash can.
Otherwise, they have to
go live in a trash can.
And, like, I'll have
one clone that'll just, like,
put people in trash cans, like,
physically just put them in trash cans.
That's how rich I'm gonna be.
That's how rich I'm gonna be.
The future is so fucking bright,
you gotta fucking wear shades.
- You get it?
- It's fucking beautiful.
It's gonna be fucking fabulous.
It's gonna be fucking fabulous.
Did you guys order a pizza?
Did you guys order a pizza?
Yeah. Yeah.
It's, uh, pepperoni and, uh, sausage
and also some pineapple on the side.
It's half-and-half, so...
I've been looking for you ladies
for a little bit already.
This guy ordered it.
We don't have any money.
Oh, um...
Well, it's only $14...
You don't have... You don't have any...
Oh.
Do you have $10? Maybe I--
We have weed.
Do you wanna smoke some weed?
Sure.
I hate pizza.
You know?
I don't know what the appeal is.
My friends, instead of
calling me to hang out,
they call me to get a free slice of pizza.
My dreams are killed.
Just pizza.
Everywhere I go, pizza.
And I feel like I want to change.
I want to get away from pizza.
But something inside me is like...
"Have I gotten used to this?"
Now I'm used to this life.
There's just pizza here, pizza there.
My friends know me as "Pizza,"
not Ronald anymore, just Pizza, you know?
And...
What if I leave this life and...
I'm scared. I don't know.
I'm scared. I can't...
I don't know.
I don't know what will happen.
Hey, babe.
I have to go.
I have to go.
I'm leaving.
Bye, Austin.
I feel like Austin
started out like a dream.
I was imagining
everything that my life could be,
and I feel like Austin was this...
This amorphous state of being,
of sleeping,
where my brain
was just, like, enjoying the rest.
But you know what? When you're dreaming
and, like, your body isn't moving
and your eyes are closed
and you're not awake.
And now I feel like I'm waking up.
I think it's better to be awake
than to be sleeping
and living in this false hope
that, like, something's gonna happen
and that something...
Something amazing is happening,
when none of that is true.
I feel like I've awoken to this truth,
and it's sucks and I'm hungover,
but it's real.
'Cause love is the highest,
'cause love is the biggest.
Love is the biggest thing in the world.
There's no boundaries.
So I don't have to be scared,
'cause there's no boundaries.
That's the thing,
is there's no boundaries,
so I don't have to fear...
'Cause boundaries aren't real.
They're just creations.
They're just creations.
They're not even real.
You can just break them down at any point.
You can just break them.
There's never any boundaries.
Yeah. I can see it.
There was never any boundaries.
This is the way it was meant to be.
This is how it actually is.
This is reality.
This is how it actually is.
I'm definitely gonna help you.
Check this out.
We smoke a joint,
and we'll just chill out
for a second, all right?
We'll just clear our heads.
We'll be able to, like,
see the task at hand
and make, like, clear-headed decisions
'cause you don't want to do this alone.
We'll make a plan.
And we'll just do it.
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
We have to smoke this shit.
We have to, like...
We have to, like, sample it.
It's like these are our wares.
We're fucking merchants.
We gotta sample this shit.
Dude. Put it back,
put it back, put it back.
This is... This isn't even mine, okay?
This is Austin's.
It's not even Austin's, okay?
It's not ours to touch.
Dude, we'll take, like, one or two buds.
Or we'll, like...
We'll take, like, ten buds and, like,
just, like, make a little sample
being for ourselves.
- You know what I mean? Like...
- What are you doing?
No, that's how it's done.
We'll take, like, one fistful.
Let me take one fistful.
Let me take, like, two fistfuls. Hold on.
Hold on. Look how much there is.
- Put it back, put it back.
- Just listen to me.
You don't know about these things, I do.
- What do you mean?
- It's common knowledge.
You have to sample your fucking wares.
We gotta smoke, like,
at least, like, a fistful of this
before you fucking sell it.
We gotta smoke, like, that shit.
Just a little bit of it.
My name is Cam.
My fiancé's name is Austin.
He left a bag in my trunk.
It was a shit ton of weed.
And all I had to do
was deliver it to a guy named Jamie.
I don't know.
It's not that hard of a thing to do,
I guess.
But I can't help but feel...
I don't know. I had shit to do today.
He just assumes I'm there,
which I am, I guess.
I think that's what people
like about me. I'm there.
I'm there when they need
something, you know?
I feel good being dependable.
Dude, this is kind of fucked up.
Like, if you think about it,
it's kind of fucked up
that we have to do this for him, you know?
It's like... I mean, I love pot, you know?
I love pot, but something about it
just doesn't seem right,
you know what I mean?
And I'm not scared. I mean,
you definitely called the right person.
I probably
wouldn't have gone to college anyway,
but I had to help my dad out
with the store.
So, after high school,
I've just been doing that ever since.
My name's Jinky, you know,
and I work at a convenience store.
It just kind of all makes sense
'cause I'm Jinky.
It's kind of a fucked-up name
if you think about it,
but, you know, as long as
it's, like, a noun and not an adjective,
I'm fine with it.
The thing about weed is that it makes you
see things very, very clearly.
When I was little,
my brother was like, "Jinky,
if you can see things clearly
the way they are, without smoking weed,
that's the real high."
But I don't know.
I'm not sure if I ever found that.
I try to find it, you know?
I try to see the best in people.
Cam's, like, the best person
in the entire fucking world.
And I know that sounds, like...
It sounds ridiculous.
A lot of people think that
about a lot of other people.
The thing about Cam
is that she's the real fucking deal.
'Cause she's smart, you know? I mean,
she knows what she wants to do in life.
Like, she has a plan.
You think we need a gun?
I'm feeling a little naked,
you know what I mean?
Like, we're just, like, going in there
with our, like, nothing, you know?
It's just Cam and Jinky.
We're not getting a gun.
Like, have you ever done this before?
'Cause that's the thing,
is, like, once we're in it,
it's gonna be too late,
you know what I mean?
So we have to be prepared.
Like, even if it's just a toy gun
that kind of looks like a gun,
it's, like, I think it's enough.
All right, Jink.
Let's just keep it simple, okay?
- Let's keep it simple.
- We're gonna need backup, you know?
We're gonna need, like, a cash person
to, like, get the fucking cash,
and then we'll need someone
to, like, deliver the fucking backpack.
You know, the less people we have,
the simpler it is.
Let's keep it like that, okay?
Yeah, I know, but it's, like,
do you want to be the person,
like, delivering the weed
and, like, getting the cash?
Like, we should probably have,
like, a team of people,
like, you know, like a driver.
Like, we'll probably need,
like, a getaway.
If shit goes wrong, like,
we'll need, to just, like, jump into a car
and have it fucking move,
you know what I mean?
Let's think about it, right?
I mean, Austin sent me.
It's Austin's person. It can't be...
It's probably
another white guy with dreadlocks.
- Nothing to worry about.
- Cam, are you sure about this?
Like, I don't think
you're taking this, like, very seriously.
This, is, like, a life-or-death
kind of situation, you know what I mean?
Like this shit could go very wrong.
Like, you're thinking best-case scenario,
like, I'm thinking worst-case scenario.
'Cause the way I see it,
like I'm kind of like your friend,
but I'm also, like,
above you a little bit, you know?
Like, not in, like, a bossy way,
but just, like, in a... Like a good,
like, manager kind of way, you know?
Like a business partnership kind of way.
What are you talking about?
I don't need a manager.
- I'm not gonna, like...
- I don't need supervision.
...go over the top or anything, you know?
But these are just basics.
I'm not a drug dealer.
My boyfriend might be, but I am not.
All right, all I'm doing is just, just...
Just doing Austin a favor.
That's all. I'm just doing a favor.
I know what you're saying,
but the thing is, we're two girls.
Anything can happen.
What do you say?
But he's relying on me.
I can't let him down.
What can I actually do?
What can... What can I not do?
All right, let's go smoke.
That's probably
the last thing to do.
I feel like if we light that joint,
we're gonna be here
for another three hours.
I guarantee you...
It's gonna take five minutes
for us to smoke this joint...
From the time I light it
to the time we smoke it.
Okay?
Being engaged is fun.
It is.
I don't know, it's...
I feel like it's important and...
You know, whatever.
If we take three years,
we take three years.
Fuck it.
What was it like,
I mean, when he asked you?
What was that moment like for you?
I wasn't really thinking about it,
but like, when he asked, it was easy.
"Yes."
'Cause I just woke up...
I mean, he got me when I woke up.
So I feel like that's,
like, the cleanest time
when your brain's
just not even clouded over by anything,
right when you wake up.
And I just knew, like that,
"Yeah, this is the next level."
And he said,
"Babe, you want to get married?"
And I was like, "Yeah."
I still had,
like, crust in my eyes,
and I was wearing my pajamas.
And he kissed me, and then he left.
I think people get married
'cause they feel like they're supposed to.
Like that's the next thing to do and...
And everyone, like,
freaks out if people don't get married.
It's so weird.
I wouldn't want to, like, change my name
and I wouldn't want to be called,
like, "Mrs." Something, and...
Or maybe I would.
I guess that's romantic
for, like, two seconds.
Like, I think about it sometimes,
and it's, like...
It's kind of romantic
for, like, two seconds.
But then, I don't know.
Like, I just want to be myself.
I remember, once, Ryan proposed to me.
- Ryan who?
- From high school. Ryan.
Ryan Minnelli?
Yeah.
You dated him for, like, two weeks.
- Yeah, but he was, like--
- Wait, he proposed to you?
Yeah.
And he...
No, he didn't actually propose.
He kind of said, like...
Well, when we broke up,
he was like, "I would have married you."
So it's kind of like a proposal.
Um...
And I was just like...
Whatever. That would be so weird.
Like if I was stuck with Ryan Minnelli
for the rest of my life,
like, tethered to him somehow.
And to, like, go home
and be like, "I'm home."
That's so weird.
Why would I... Why would I want that?
I don't want to tell anyone I'm home.
I just want to go home.
Like, I'm home.
Whatever. Maybe I'm just not...
I guess I'm not normal, but...
I don't know, sometimes I think about it,
and it's been, like...
I think it's been two and a half years.
It was, like, last, last January.
I think it's kind of cool
that you guys
aren't married yet, actually.
You really think it's cool?
You're treating engagement
like marriage, it's like...
It could go on for ten years
and then it could end,
and you could not get married.
Do you think maybe he forgot he asked you?
No.
I mean, he doesn't really
have any short-term memory left.
It's totally possible
that he just completely forgot.
I don't think he forgot.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Let's smoke.
Come on. Let's go smoke.
You know you want to.
Let's go smoke.
You should come
hang out with me in the store
like you used to.
I haven't been there
in, like, eight years.
My parents always ask about you.
- Do they?
- Yeah.
You're a good daughter.
I want pizza.
Wouldn't pizza be so good right now?
Let's get Mr. Pizza pizza.
Oh, wow, Mr. Pizza pizza.
And I want the golden potato crust thingy.
I need pizza.
Pizza, pizza, pizza...
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, I love you ♪
I think it's a good idea.
We'll get two larges,
one that's just plain
with the golden thingy
and then the other one
with the extra corn.
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, I'm there for you ♪
I don't even have reception
on my phone right now.
Just tell them we're in the park
and tell them, like, some landmarks,
I don't know.
And, like, we'll give them
our phone numbers.
Let's get the pizza.
Let's put this plan into action.
I mean, what if...
What if we call
and then we just don't even know
what time they're gonna show up?
I'm gonna order a pizza.
And you can't have any of it
unless you help me order the pizza.
We don't know what time
they're gonna show up,
so we're, like, here, waiting forever.
And then if we're here waiting forever,
I'm never gonna get my stuff delivered.
Don't be like, "I need pizza,"
and once the pizza gets here
and I've done all of the work.
Let's just, let's work together.
I want the pizza anyway,
but, um, I'll help you, but, like,
there's just so many problems with it.
I've just told you.
I've just told you
all of the steps to get the pizza.
Do I have to do everything?
It's just... Just, all you have to do
is get your phone
and then dial in the numbers
and tell them we're here.
We are here in the park
amidst the tall trees and...
And there's... There's
So what are your ladies' names?
- "Ladies"?
- Ladies.
- I'm a lady.
- You're a lady?
- I'm Cam. Cam.
- I'm Josh.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Jinky.
- Jinky?
- Yeah, Jinky.
- Jinky.
- What's your name?
- You're a little giggly, huh, Jinky?
- I'm Cam.
- Fernando, nice to meet you.
- What is your name? Jinky?
- Jinky.
- Oh, yeah. Fernando.
- I just told you.
I'm a straight pride.
That's all, you know.
Yeah, but that's not really my name,
but there was this girl in my class,
her name was Pinky,
so they started calling me Jinky.
And then I used to say "Jinx, black magic"
when someone said the same thing as me,
and so then they started calling me Jinx,
and now they call me Jinky.
Interesting.
Even her family calls her Jinky.
Your mom calls you Jinky, too?
That's cute.
What are you guys
doing here by yourselves?
- We're hanging out.
- Hanging out?
- Just chilling.
- It looks like you guys
are just doing more
than just hanging out, though.
We're thinking about pizza.
- You're thinking about pizza?
- We want pizza.
- I just had pizza. Yeah.
- You did?
Don't you wish you had pizza?
- What kind of pizza did you have?
- Pepperoni.
- Oh, my God.
- With sausage.
- Oh, my God.
- Right?
You just had pizza?
Yeah.
- We just had pizza, we just--
- Shut up.
Yeah.
What kind of pizza did you have?
At a pizzeria. We just came from...
- Which pizzeria? Which one?
- In Koreatown.
You went to Mr. Pizza pizza?
Exactly.
- No way!
- Oh, my God!
You went to Mr. Pizza pizza?
- Yeah, you guys been there?
- Oh, my God!
Yeah, we've just been talking
about getting pizza from Mr. Pizza.
This is fucking fate. This is fate.
We were just fucking
talking about Mr. Pizza for so long.
Oh, my God, seriously, we were
just been talking about Mr. Pizza pizza.
- Oh, shit.
- It was meant to be.
- Destiny.
- Right? That's what I'm saying.
This is a sign, Jinky.
It's a sign, Mr. Pizza pizza.
- Do you think they would deliver to us?
- That's a sign you guys are hungry.
- Yeah, we're so hungry.
- You guys got the munchies.
And we got the munchies...
We do got the munchies bad.
I don't think
they'll deliver here, though.
Yeah, they will.
We'll tell them we're next to this tree.
Yeah, tell them
we're next to the tree and...
And the car.
Yeah, and the car.
We'll tell them
we're by the tree and the car.
Yeah, you should tell them that.
Okay, okay, it's decided.
- We'll tell them like, the intersection...
- Okay.
- ...of the tree and the car.
- Yeah.
- Do you guys need a phone?
- Well...
- We already have a phone.
- Who are you guys?
We're just friendly travelers
on our bikes.
- You're friendly travelers on your bikes?
- Yeah.
Never trust a guy
who says he's a friendly traveler.
- Why not?
- Why?
- He's a friendly traveler on his bike.
- You don't think I'm friendly?
- Mmm... No, I think you're friendly.
- Uh...
Maybe when you guys leave the park,
you could call Mr. Pizza pizza for us
- and get the pizza delivered.
- Or, or, or I got a better idea.
Maybe you could give me
your number and I could call them.
- Give him your number.
- Yeah.
- That's a better idea.
- Give him your number.
I'm... I'm engaged.
I can't give you my number.
- So? Yeah.
- It's for pizza.
What is wrong with you?
He's not even asking like that.
- Yeah, I'm not asking-- Yeah.
- You're so full of yourself.
- I'm just saying...
- Listen to her. I like her.
I don't think
Austin would be really happy
if I just gave out
my number...
Oh, my God,
are you being serious right now?
- Yes.
- You're engaged to a moron, number one.
Number two, he's just
gonna help us get the pizza.
She's dating this horrible person.
Don't say that.
- Why? Why? Talk to me. Why?
- Because...
Okay, all right, let's ask him.
Let's ask him what he thinks.
And I'm sorry if this is an over-share,
but they've been engaged
for two and a half years now,
and there's no sign of marriage.
What do you think's gonna happen?
- Jinky...
- I think he has no...
He's not the right one.
He's not the right one.
Really?
- Objective opinion here.
- Listen.
- I never even met this person before.
- Listen.
- This is true.
- Jinky...
Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed.
- Why are you embarrassed?
- Because...
Yeah, it's true.
You think so, she's dating a horrible guy?
Not only that, but he gave her
a backpack full of weed this morning
and was like, "Can you deliver this?"
To, like, some person
she doesn't even know.
- I kinda know--
- What would you do?
What... You kinda know?
- I mean, I know, I've heard the name...
- No, no, no, no.
You should not...
You should not be a middleman for anybody,
especially a moron.
- Your best friend is... I like her.
- Yes.
Yes, you do not want to be
a middleman for anybody.
- I'm... But he's my man.
- No.
Look, look, look.
I'm gonna give you my number.
Whenever he has you do that,
you call me.
You call her. I'm gonna call him.
We're gonna take that backpack,
and we're gonna smoke that weed,
and we're gonna go eat pizza.
That's what I've been saying
this whole time.
Don't you think
that's the safest thing to do
is just to smoke all the weed?
- That way there's no trace of the weed?
- Exactly!
You don't have to deliver it to anybody.
How are you gonna find weed
that is already smoked?
Forget your man.
What do you think about that?
See? He appreciates my value.
He appreciates my thinking. I...
- Do you think I think thoughts?
- I think that you think good.
- I think good. It's better than thoughts.
- Yeah.
- I think good.
- Yeah.
So it was nice talking to you.
It was nice
talking to you.
Nice talking to you, too.
Nice talking to you.
Well, if you guys
ever have that backpack...
- Yeah.
- ...just give me a call or text.
- It's 814...
- 814...
814...
814...
94... 15...
94...
Oh, my God.
814-9415.
Yes.
You remembered it.
You concentrated.
- She's fading.
- Yeah, she's amazing...
The eyes.
I know.
- The face.
- I know.
He was cute.
He was, like, amazing-looking,
like, interesting-looking.
Not just good-looking, but truly, truly...
Interesting-looking.
Like, beautifully interesting.
You should call him.
I can't call him. Are you crazy?
Why?
Just to hang out.
I can't call...
I can't call a random guy from the park
just to hang out.
You could have a whole different life.
When you smoke weed,
you're opening your third eye
up into, like, the universe and the world,
and you can see everything.
You can feel everything around you
the way it was meant to be,
the way it actually is.
Just a little more weed...
I'm pretty sure
it would be a better world.
No one can argue with that.
You know, it's not so much
that Austin asked me to do this.
It's like...
It's that he expected me to do it.
Like, I don't think
there was ever a question in his mind
that I was gonna do it.
You know, the fucked-up thing is, like,
I don't think there was
ever a question in my mind
that I was gonna do it.
That's kind of messed up.
What's wrong with me?
Wouldn't a normal person
be like, "Wait a second.
I have things to do," you know?
"I'm supposed to meet people for lunch.
I was supposed to go to yoga.
I was supposed to do writing today.
I have, like, a dissertation to do."
And I just called
and canceled on everybody.
Is that messed up?
Oh, my God, you know that, like,
cheesy saying where you're like,
"You treat people how to treat you?"
You're kind of a doormat.
You know, for, like...
Ever since Austin moved in with me,
so, like, three years...
I have been...
emptying out his razor,
like, his electric razor,
'cause it gets disgusting, you know?
It's disgusting. It's, like, full of...
His...
Curly...
And then, like, last week,
I just decided not to.
I just was like, you know,
I'm just... I'm done.
I don't want to empty out his razor.
He's a grown man. He should do it, right?
You're like the middleman for everything.
You're like a middleman for the razor,
you're like the middleman for the dishes.
You're like the middleman
for, like, the delivery.
When it was, like,
stopping working, he opened it,
and all this hair came out.
And he was like,
"Yo, why is there so much hair in here?"
He was like, "Well, what the hell?
Why is it not working?
There's so much hair.
What, did I start
growing more of a beard?"
You're the middleman for the remote.
You're the middleman to make the bed.
He just thought
it just magically went away?
Like, it never crossed
his mind that he has to--
You're like the middleman
to, like, make him seem like a...
Kinda like a normal, worthy human being...
Which is kinda fucked up.
'Cause he should be able to be his own man
without a middle.
He never even knew, and I didn't tell him.
I didn't say anything.
I was like, "I don't know."
Plus, if you're the middle,
then you're just, like,
the part that, like,
doesn't really get noticed ever.
You're, like, invisible.
And then I showed him how to dump it,
which is really, you just dump it,
and you kind of go like that.
And he's like...
"Well, if you see it overflow,
can you just do it for me?"
And I said yes.
I said yes.
And the thing is, like,
the next day,
I just started doing it again.
I think electric razors are disgusting.
I think I burned my thumb.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
If Josh and I actually got married,
do you think our kids would be beautiful?
I bet you they'd be gorgeous, right?
They'd be, like, Chino-Latino beauties.
And geniuses probably. Probably geniuses.
What do you think
their names would be? It would--
I think we'd probably have,
like, two kids, maybe three.
Oh, my God,
I think I just cheated on Austin.
- I just cheated on Austin with my mind.
- What? No.
Dreaming of cheating is cheating, right?
No, dreaming is definitely not cheating.
Thinking about someone
is also not cheating.
I'm a horrible person.
I'm, basically, a horrible person.
I'm a cheater. I'm a cheating fiancée.
- I'm ruining our marriage.
- Dude!
Seriously, I think
you're wigging out right now.
I think you need to smoke
a little bit more weed
and just chill the fuck out, okay?
Your brain is just like...
You just, like, make it stop.
- Just get it together.
- I can't.
Seriously, get it together.
All right? Just--
- Okay. Okay.
- Pause.
No thinking, all right?
'Cause you're really,
seriously freaking out right now.
I don't know what's going on.
Maybe you need, like, uh...
You know what you need? You need, like...
You need to be...
Like, I'm gonna be like your babysitter.
You need me to be, like, your minder,
like they used to have in the '70s
when they were, like,
doing experimental drugs and stuff
and they would have
someone just, like, babysit them
and, like, mind them or whatever.
I'm gonna be that person for you, okay?
I'm gonna be your guide, all right?
I'm gonna guide you through this day.
You're like my guide, right?
You're my guide.
You're my guide. You're my minder.
You're doing it. You're doing it.
You're doing it.
I'm gonna breathe deep.
And we're gonna smoke a joint.
I'm gonna smoke a joint.
I'm gonna calm down.
- You're doing great.
- I'm gonna calm down.
Dude, I'm, like, freaking out right now.
Oh, my God. My brain is, like...
I feel like everything I have done
up until this point in my life
has just been a big mistake,
and I'm gonna keep
making mistakes all the time,
and I don't know how to
talk to anyone that I love,
and I don't know how to do
all the things that I'm supposed to do
to keep it all moving forward
and keep it all intact
and keep everything running smoothly
on the way it's supposed to go, and...
Oh, my God. I think that...
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Can I get a bite of your sandwich?
- I'll give you a bite. I will.
- Okay.
Hold on a second. Just hold on.
'Cause it kinda looks like
you're gonna eat all of it.
I'm not gonna eat all of it.
I'm definitely gonna give you a bite.
There's so much left. Hold on a second.
Is it delicious?
Yeah. It's so good.
- You just ate the whole sandwich.
- Mmm-mmm.
No, I didn't.
You didn't share your sandwich with me.
You just ate the whole thing.
Dude, you totally had a bite.
No, you just said
that you'd give me a bite,
and then you didn't. I think you forgot.
You actually just ate the whole thing
right in front of me.
No, I didn't.
- I gave you a bite.
- You ate the whole sandwich.
I just gave you a bite.
- I didn't get a bite of the sandwich. I--
- Yeah.
I'm always like, "Eat as much as you want.
Like, don't even worry about it."
It makes me happy
when people eat my food, you know,
'cause it's like we're bonding over
the same nourishment, you know?
It's like we're
bonding over the same fuel,
like, the same energy, like, the same--
First and foremost,
I think we need to share food.
Rule number one,
like, my food is your food.
Your food is my food.
So, like, if you have a sandwich,
you gotta give me a bite of your sandwich.
And, like, if I have a sandwich,
I'll give you
a bite of my sandwich, too, you know?
So, like, if we share it,
we're on the same level.
We have the same energy, you know,
we have the same mission.
It'll help us focus and direct
where we want to go.
Okay, you have to bury me, all right?
You have to make this promise.
No matter what happens,
you bury me, or I bury you.
It's not like we're gonna
die at the exact same time
on the exact same day.
One of us will definitely be alive
and around when the other person dies,
unless we're in the same car
when we get killed.
I promise. I promise
I will be your burial partner.
I don't think I can
count on Austin to bury me,
'cause at the end of my life,
I bet you if I was like, "You know what?
I want to be buried on a hill,
like, by my house in Cerritos,"
he's gonna fucking have me
incinerated and burned
and let go on top of a mountain in Japan.
What do you think is in this weed?
Do you think it's just pot,
or do you think it's laced with something?
We will definitely take care
of each other bodies,
and then you just make sure you tell me--
Do you know what I'm talking about?
God, is it really hot in here?
Is something really bad
about to happen,
or am I acting
like a normal person, like, right now?
Do you think there's-- What?
From now, here, I'm starting
to talk like a normal person.
Do I pass for a normal person right now?
Look at me. Watch me.
Am I passing
for a normal person right now?
Do you think...
Like, this is me acting normal.
Do I seem like this is
a normal person's speech?
What do you mean?
All right. I'm not gonna panic.
Don't panic.
Let's just... Let's think about this.
All right, so a bunch of the joints
that we've smoked so far
have been my joints.
Totally fine. I know...
I know what's in them,
and I've been feeling pretty good
for most of the day,
- say, until--
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You think there's something in the weed?
You think there's something
in the weed from the backpack?
No fucking way.
You think... Speed? You think it's speed?
I think that something really bad
might be happening
and we might be in danger.
We might be in, like,
psychological danger for our mental lives.
What if it's crack in the weed?
We're crackheads.
We just did crack in the weeds.
We just did crack, crack, crack.
Something is really off in this.
I'm, like, numb in my fingers right now.
I can't even move my face.
I feel, like, totally,
completely numb in my fingers.
We smoked your weed.
Like, are you sure that's just pot?
Are you sure?
Listen, you have to find out what that is,
'cause I don't think that this is normal.
For, like, the past two hours,
I've been feeling really shitty,
but I haven't been able to, like, speak.
So I haven't been able to tell you.
But I'm finally able to speak,
and I don't know
if I'm gonna go silent again.
I don't know if I'm gonna
lose my voice again
and not be able to tell you things.
So, right now, while I'm able to speak,
I need to communicate this message to you.
I don't feel good.
I think something bad is happening.
I think that you're gonna feel
the way that I'm feeling,
and then we're not gonna
be able to get out of this,
and we're gonna be in trouble,
and we're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
I can't call Austin. I can't call Austin.
There's no...
There's no way I can call Austin.
What'd he say?
What'd he say?
Shh.
What did he say?
What did he say? What did he say?
- He didn't even pick up yet.
- Come on, tell me. Come on.
What did he say?
What did he say? What did he say?
Hi, uh, honey. It's me.
I was just...
Actually had a...
I had a quick question...
I had a quick question for you.
So, uh, the backpack
that you gave me earlier,
the backpack that had the stuff and...
I just had a quick question
about the stuff inside.
Uh, the stuff...
Um, I was just wondering
if maybe for tonight,
you wanted to order in from Homes Thai,
and then maybe we could get, uh,
the green curry with the tofu,
and then we can get some satay.
It might actually cheer me up
'cause I'm actually
not having a great day.
Not in a great mood.
So I'd really appreciated it
if we could just make it a night in
and just order in and watch Being Elmo
or something with puppets.
I don't care, anything with puppets.
And, actually, if you're not in tonight,
today, it's cool,
it's totally cool, I'll just do it myself.
And then tomorrow maybe I can get you.
Um, that's totally fine, too.
But don't feel any pressure,
you don't have
to call me back or anything.
It's... It's completely fine.
The fuck was that?
You didn't even tell him to call back.
What the hell? That was a crazy message.
You didn't even tell him
anything important at all.
There were, like, zero code words.
No, there were, like,
100 code words in that conversation.
There were zero words
of, like, any fucking relevance
to our situation right now.
Complete fluff.
It was like...
clouds and teddy bears
and My Little Ponies.
You've gotta call him back.
There was, like, at least 100
code words in the conversation.
You don't know the code words
'cause you don't know the code.
That's the whole point of the code, Jinky.
You're not supposed to know the code
unless you're in with the code,
and you're not in with the code
because you don't know the code,
all right?
- Cam.
- No, I already did it once.
I did it once. I did it for you.
That was it. I left a message.
I left a very, very clear message.
And that's it, okay?
Jinky, what the fuck did we smoke?
Some crazy shit. Some crazy shit.
- This is some bad shit.
- What the fuck is this?
This is some crazy shit.
This is some crazy shit.
You look
fucking amazing right now.
You look amazing to me.
You look fucking amazing to me.
Do I look amazing to you?
I feel fucking amazing.
I mean, I'm gonna be
fucking amazing for you, Jinky.
I'm gonna be fucking amazing for you.
'Cause the thing is...
You know the thing is,
I don't know what the right words are
to, like, tell you this problem,
but it's like my mouth
has, like, a brain of its own.
Do you know what I mean?
It's just like going on its own.
And it's like I know what I'm saying...
But then, like,
I don't know what I'm saying.
Is that what I meant,
or is that what I, like, sub-meant?
'Cause these words are just,
like, coming out of my mouth.
And, like, I don't know.
Like, I might be the first person
to ever have this problem, you know.
So it's like I don't even know
if the doctors have caught up
with it or whatever,
do you know what I mean? I can't--
Just reality at, like,
the most fundamental level.
So it makes it really hard to function.
'Cause, like...
This joint is speaking to me,
and it's telling me to just smoke.
It's telling me to smoke this joint
'cause it's a friendly joint.
I'm getting a really good feeling,
I'm getting a really good, strong vibe.
It's one of those things
that you can't classify.
- It's not a feeling. It's not a thought.
- Don't smoke it.
- Don't smoke it. You're gonna--
- A vibe,
straight from the heart of this joint
that's telling me to smoke it.
And if we smoke this joint,
it's gonna show us.
It's gonna illuminate
like a torch, like a beacon,
like the Statue of Liberty.
It's gonna illuminate the path before us.
This weed is fucking evil.
Okay? It's evil. Stop it. Stop it.
Get away from it, okay?
Like, it led us down this path, okay?
It led us down this path.
If we hadn't touched it,
we wouldn't fucking be here.
I think we should smoke this joint,
and then I think it'll take us...
It'll take us through.
It'll take us through.
We have to go through.
We cannot go around.
- We have to go through--
- Jinky,
I don't want this to continue,
okay?
I'm going on a new path, okay?
I'm going on a new path.
I'm gonna go on a new path,
and then by myself, I'm, uh...
I'mma go up
the mountain, okay?
I'mma plan my plan.
And I'm gonna make
a meeting with Oprah, okay?
'Cause she's gonna meet with me.
And then... And then we are gonna
fucking conquer the world.
And she will be my mentor, okay?
And then I won't have
a fucking crackhead like you mentoring me.
And, you know, when I'm wearing that gown,
with the butt hanging out,
like, you're gonna be right next to me
with the butt hanging out,
and we're gonna be two fucking, ass-out
fucking crazy people in the loony bin.
Cam, listen to me, all right?
No one is going to an insane asylum.
And they
always say it's the crazy ex-girlfriend,
but is usually is not actually crazy.
It's actually something that the guy did,
like, he cheated on her.
But, like, I'll actually technically
be the fucking crazy ex-girlfriend.
It'll be your fault
that I will be that crazy ex-girlfriend.
And whoever he ends up
getting with after me,
like, she's gonna be like,
"Look me up on Facebook."
And I'm gonna look at all the pictures.
And he's gonna untag me
in every single photo
and then be like,
"Oh, my God, I don't want to be seen
with my ex-girlfriend
because she's fucking crazy."
And it was all because of you.
I will never fucking forget
who put me in the fucking crazy house.
I will be like,
"Jinky fucking put me here,
and she does not
fucking belong in this ocean with me."
You basically made me the cuckoo.
Like, this was our nest,
and you fucking pushed me over the nest.
You pushed me over the nest
and, like, whoo, right over the nest.
People have always felt sorry
for you.
And I'm actually your only friend.
That's why you called me today.
I have faith that even though
we don't hang out anymore,
I still fucking untag
you in Facebook photos.
Ultimately you need me. You need me.
'Cause who else is gonna help you deliver
this fucking bag
to fucking Rancho Cucamonga?
Who the hell is gonna help you
fucking deliver this bag?
No one, that's who, and you know that.
And all that matters
is that you have somebody
who fucking loves you,
who loves you and will help you
through thick and thin.
And you know you have that in me.
And you fucking...
You take advantage of it.
And you know what? I gotta draw the line,
because I have other people.
I got a lot of people
standing in line who need me.
I have the whole world standing
in line, and they all need me.
And I can't be, like, convincing
you for the hundredth time
that you fucking need me, all right?
I can't keep convincing you
that you need me.
It's ridiculous.
All right, you think I don't have a job.
You think I just work at the store.
Like, that's all a front, all right?
Actually, I work
for the fucking United Nations.
Do you understand,
like, the fucking gravitas
of what I'm trying to tell you right now?
Fine. I'm just gonna have to tell you
'cause you're not
gonna fucking understand.
I am Jinky, the superhero. All right?
I am Jinky, the superhero.
I have, like, this invisible power.
I'm, like, this beautiful, invisible force
that comes through
in the middle of the night
and helps people
with, like, the gaps, all right?
The gaps. I'm filling up the fucking gaps
like grouts in bath tile, all right?
I am a superhero.
I can fly through the night.
I can fly through all the bullshit.
I can fly through all the bullshit
and get to the truth.
Do you understand what I am saying?
Do you understand the fucking full meaning
of what I am telling you right now?
I think I need to, like,
just do my own thing for a while.
So I'm gonna go,
like, take a walk, I think.
Okay. Yeah, you can go take a walk.
Like, I think...
It's good. We should
split our separate ways.
We should, you know, get a little air.
We should have some time
to think and to breathe.
Well, the thing is, you might get lost
and so you might get scared,
you might need me.
But I think you should just, like,
kinda stay here and let me just go.
Don't flatter yourself.
I actually don't really need you.
Like, I think I know
where I'm going and how to get there.
Yeah, like, I definitely
know where I'm going and how to get there.
Well, that's good.
So then I won't have to, like,
Google Map that shit for you
and tell you what time to get there.
Well, it's like you're gonna
drop a pin for me anyway
'cause you always drop pins
for everybody all the time.
Well, I'll drop a pin
and send it to you when I get there,
'cause I'll probably get there before you.
You know, this is just
the next phase of our relationship.
Good. It's settled.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Why would you do that?
Where are you going?
Of course, of course, of course.
Of course I would do this.
You drove your only friend away.
You invited in
the worst fucking people in your life.
You said yes to the wrong people.
You said no to the right people.
Fucking stupid.
Stupid.
You don't have friends.
You're never gonna have friends.
You're never gonna have friends
that actually stay.
You're never gonna have friends
that stay for a long time.
You're never gonna have friends
that actually stay until you die.
You're never going to have a friend
who's actually gonna bury you.
People just say they're gonna bury you,
but no one's actually gonna bury you.
No one's actually gonna be there
when you die...
'Cause you scare people
and you tell them to fuck off.
And then when they fuck off,
then you wonder where they went,
but it's, like,
you told them to fuck off, Jinky.
You fucking told them
to fuck off.
Stop telling--
Stop telling people to fuck off.
Stop telling people to fuck off,
and then they won't fuck off anymore,
and then they'll stay.
I'm approaching the wrong way.
And it's, like, classic me, right?
I feel like there's only one way
and that's the way.
I see now that I was
actually totally wrong.
I should have said yes to the weed.
Maybe I should learn
a lesson from this, right?
I'm getting it now.
I'm getting it now, Jinky.
Like, I should've just said yes to you.
This is new to me.
And I think I'm actually
achieving some sort of...
Some sort of sanity here.
Like, maybe in the insanity,
there is sanity,
and in the vagueness, there's clarity.
Like, it's fucking cloudy to me right now.
I don't know what the fuck is happening.
But it is clearer to me than ever.
What kind of weed is this?
What kind of weed is this?
What kind of weed is this?
Jinks, these streets are
fucking paved with gold, son.
I mean, like, we could
get on top of that shit.
We could hit that shit.
This is some Daddy Warbucks shit, okay?
And, like, if you team up
with me, like, we can hit that.
Fuck the lotto.
Fuck the fucking lotto tickets.
We're gonna be so beyond rich,
no one's even gonna recognize us anymore.
They're gonna look at us
and it'll just be a fucking glow.
We're gonna be fucking glowing
like Golden Girls, you know?
But it's not like Blanche or Betty White,
it's like you and me, like Jinky and Cam,
those fucking Golden Girls.
And everyone from high school's
gonna be like,
"Yo, look, did you hear
about Jinky and Cam?"
And then we'll be like,
"Yeah, we heard about Jinky and Cam
'cause we fucking are Jinky and Cam."
We're gonna get all that gold.
We're gonna make it fucking big.
And then we're gonna put it into mansions,
like, fucking mansion's
all over these hills.
We'll have a mansion on the West Side,
we'll have a mansion on the East Side.
We'll have a chauffeur
that can bring us back and forth
and a pool that's, like,
in the shape of a car or, like, a dragon
or, like, you know, a papaya
or whatever the hell you want.
And then Josh can come over
and he can be, like, our cabana boy.
He can be, like, the hot pool boy.
And he's gonna be wearing
some red fucking Speedos,
and his tattoos
will be glistening in the sun,
and he'll have his bike
and he can do tricks for us,
and we can watch that all fucking day,
like two fucking gangsta-ass bitches,
sitting there with blunts in our hands
and, like,
fucking gold grills in our teeth
'cause we're gonna look at that shit
and be like,
- "Yo, I fucking own that shit."
- Yeah, yeah,
like, I'm gonna have dinner parties
all the time like I always wanted to,
and, like, I'm gonna be so rich.
I'm gonna be so rich that, like,
if I don't even want to hang out
with my guests anymore,
there's gonna be, like, a clone of me
that's just gonna be able
to, like, hang out with them.
Like, I go to my room,
do whatever I want to do,
like, I don't even have
to talk to anyone anymore.
I'm gonna have
a clone of me in every room,
but it's gonna be, like,
me at every different age
that I've ever been.
Like, you go into one room,
and it's, like, my first birthday,
you go into another room,
it's like my second birthday,
you go into another room,
I'm, like, three years old,
you go into another room,
I'm, like, four years old.
You get to see, like, all the Jinkys,
like, all the stages of Jinky.
You get to see, like,
Jinky being her best self
at, like, every age there is, you know?
Like, at three years old,
at nine years old, at ten years old.
And you can go hang out
with any Jinky you want to hang out with.
I could go hang out with any old Jinky
that I wanna hang out with.
I could go back in time
and be whoever the fuck I want, you know,
and I'll have so many of me
that we'll just dominate,
we'll dominate the whole world.
We'll dominate
the entire frickin' universe.
And everyone's just gonna do what we say.
Otherwise, they have to go live
in a trash can.
Otherwise, they have to
go live in a trash can.
And, like, I'll have
one clone that'll just, like,
put people in trash cans, like,
physically just put them in trash cans.
That's how rich I'm gonna be.
That's how rich I'm gonna be.
The future is so fucking bright,
you gotta fucking wear shades.
- You get it?
- It's fucking beautiful.
It's gonna be fucking fabulous.
It's gonna be fucking fabulous.
Did you guys order a pizza?
Did you guys order a pizza?
Yeah. Yeah.
It's, uh, pepperoni and, uh, sausage
and also some pineapple on the side.
It's half-and-half, so...
I've been looking for you ladies
for a little bit already.
This guy ordered it.
We don't have any money.
Oh, um...
Well, it's only $14...
You don't have... You don't have any...
Oh.
Do you have $10? Maybe I--
We have weed.
Do you wanna smoke some weed?
Sure.
I hate pizza.
You know?
I don't know what the appeal is.
My friends, instead of
calling me to hang out,
they call me to get a free slice of pizza.
My dreams are killed.
Just pizza.
Everywhere I go, pizza.
And I feel like I want to change.
I want to get away from pizza.
But something inside me is like...
"Have I gotten used to this?"
Now I'm used to this life.
There's just pizza here, pizza there.
My friends know me as "Pizza,"
not Ronald anymore, just Pizza, you know?
And...
What if I leave this life and...
I'm scared. I don't know.
I'm scared. I can't...
I don't know.
I don't know what will happen.
Hey, babe.
I have to go.
I have to go.
I'm leaving.
Bye, Austin.
I feel like Austin
started out like a dream.
I was imagining
everything that my life could be,
and I feel like Austin was this...
This amorphous state of being,
of sleeping,
where my brain
was just, like, enjoying the rest.
But you know what? When you're dreaming
and, like, your body isn't moving
and your eyes are closed
and you're not awake.
And now I feel like I'm waking up.
I think it's better to be awake
than to be sleeping
and living in this false hope
that, like, something's gonna happen
and that something...
Something amazing is happening,
when none of that is true.
I feel like I've awoken to this truth,
and it's sucks and I'm hungover,
but it's real.
'Cause love is the highest,
'cause love is the biggest.
Love is the biggest thing in the world.
There's no boundaries.
So I don't have to be scared,
'cause there's no boundaries.
That's the thing,
is there's no boundaries,
so I don't have to fear...
'Cause boundaries aren't real.
They're just creations.
They're just creations.
They're not even real.
You can just break them down at any point.
You can just break them.
There's never any boundaries.
Yeah. I can see it.
There was never any boundaries.
This is the way it was meant to be.
This is how it actually is.
This is reality.
This is how it actually is.