Gorgeous (1999) - full transcript

100 years ago, this island in Taiwan...

...had nothing

Only romance

Legend has it

There were two lovers

And one day, the man was fishing

His boat sank

The woman saw it onshore

She swam out

No one ever saw them again

Some say they became dolphins



All dolphins around this island...

...came from them

And...

They all make "Bu... Bu" noises

Nice story?

So snooty

You told a horror story

Don't get involved

Have some melon

No

You're like those dolphins

So picky

You named me Bu

I've told you so often



Don't mix Mandarin with Cantonese

Bu's Mandarin and Cantonese...

are now both accented

That's awful

You teach her Mandarin then

Get off my case

That's Mandarin again

Which I don't speak

What did you say?

Tell me!

"Skipper Restaurant"

"Strangers are not, gather around"

"Drink, toast a glass of wine"

Open bar, folks

One more round

One more round

Not tonight

Can't afford it

On the house!

Bu, 6 beers, on me

They come everyday

Never pay

Add water to the beer

That trick again?

- Bu
- Yes?

Hurry

Here

Bu, did you add water?

No

Great

C'mon

Cheers

Cheers!

Why, Bu?

You could've spared me

They sing

Watch TV

Or pick fights

This island

Has no room...

for romance

Done

Beautiful!

I learned it from a magazine

Bu

I brought you something

I've never seen...

an oyster this big

Any pearls?

No.

Must be expensive

NT $3,000

Thanks

And this

It's my friend's shop

He'll give us a discount

I'm...

Proposing?

No, I just want to...

Yes, I'm proposing

With a big oyster?

Of course not

The oyster's not...

Marry me

Okay

I'll consider it

Poor Longyi

This oyster's not cheap

He proposed to me

Really?

You love him?

Well, he's actually...

Not bad

Your answer

Shouldn't be over 4 words

You love him, or you don't

You left Hong Kong to marry dad, why?

He was quite a hunk

A good cook too

You're a good cook

He's better

He cooks with love

What's loving someone like?

You miss him

The sight of him thrills you

You ache

When he's gone

You could watch him forever

Even when he's sleeping

You're in love

If you feel like that

Okay

You miss Hong Kong?

Yes, especially its Chinese pot rice

I see

You don't love Longyi

Take mama's advice

Trust your heart

Do what you have to do

Bu

Hey, kid

Got some news

Longyi proposed

Don't laugh!

Somebody said

Men and women...

exist in pairs

Till separated on earth

Then they go through life

Searching for one another

Bu...

Where are you going?

Bu!

"I'm waiting for you!"

I'm waiting for you!

Hong Kong, Albert?

How romantic!

"You and I are not meant for each other"

"Maybe we should call it quits"

"The wind outside is cold but lonely"

You're telling me something?

You choose for me

You just decided my future

Excuse me...

You know a good cafe?

Thanks

Typical Taiwanese!

Pardon me?

You speak Cantonese?

Surprised?

Never flown before?

It shows?

Yes

You can get lost in Hong Kong

I'll show you around

I know... all the trendy spots

I've fans everywhere

I'm a fun guy

Okay?

What?

Are you twins?

Please forgive me

Excuse me

"Gangster's girlfriend disappears"

Morning, sir, working out?

No time

Bill, are you ready?

Good

Let's start

Morning, Mr. Chan

Any news from Wall Street?

Lion Fund is borrowing heavily

Even at a 20% interbank rate

Check the following

How many Nikkei Futures did they short?

Is the Yen appreciating?

Is the lease for the US base in Japan expiring?

If both answers are affirmative

Buy whatever they sell

But this hedge fund

is run by 2 Nobel Prize economists

Should be invincible

They're too greedy

on margin trading

Leveraging 10 times their worth. They're doomed

So go ahead

Yes, Mr. Chan

Thank you

Send this with 100 roses to Carman

During office hours

Didn't you break up?

We're still friends

Fine someone and settle down

Like who?

Those women around you

All so beautiful and elegant

Too elegant for me

What do you want?

Someone amusing

Make yourself at home

That bottle floated to Taiwan! Wow!

Incredible

And you came all that way

How brave and romantic

However...

What?

I... I...

No

Yes

Really?

Really

- No
- Yes

- Really...
- Really

The bottle's for your boyfriend?

Ex-boyfriend

What?

Ex-boyfriend

Such a waste.

Why?

You're a hunk

I'm not

That's stunning!

"I'm waiting for you!"

That's what inspired you

I moved here because of it

Find a motel tonight

Fly home tomorrow

No! I've never traveled

This is a first, think I'll stay a while

But Hong Kong is boring

Fly back tomorrow

No. My friends said...

Hong Kong's fun...

Great restaurants too

I'll find you a motel

No, I can't afford one

- Hands off!
- Wait...

Let me stay here

Women can't stay here

I'll go nuts

- Please...
- No

- Please
- No!

I came all this way...

...to such a big letdown

I don't deserve this

Goodbye

Bu...

Your suitcase

Your bag

I can't stand crying

Makes me feel so guilty

Okay, stay

I'll be your aide in

whatever you do

I'm a makeup artist

Best in Hong Kong

Albert the Great

I'm starving

We'll wrap soon

How much longer?

6 hours

What?

Hey

Keep that door shut!

We're reloading

You'll fog the film

You sound so nervous on the phone

What's the emergency?

No... no emergency

I just miss you. You don't miss me?

Sit down, I'll get you a drink

Tell me, what's going on?

Maybe you'd better go

C.N., you're cruising and didn't invite me?

Why bother, here you are

The press says you're romancing my girl

You believe them?

Grow up, L.W.

It's true?

Yes.

We've been competing since grade school

Come...

You've been interested in our stock lately

I'm interested in all stocks, not just yours

My associates and I...

...hold a majority of the shares

You can't touch my company

We'll see!

You're on my yacht

Dating my girl

And you talk to me like this?

Why did you want me here?

For an apology

To make it easier on you

I'm leaving now

Call me to apologize in...

5 minutes

What time is it?

05:30

Why wear a watch?

That can't tell time.

I like the diamonds.

Watch him

If he doesn't call me in five,

throw him overboard

But give him a buoy

Yes, boss

Call me!

- Bye, boss
- Bye

Call my boss

Or you'll get wet

Make it snappy

I've got a hot date

Right

Don't force us to do it

Get a buoy

Right

Jump

Hands off!

Jump

Almost

- Bye
- Here comes the buoy.

- What are you doing?
- It's Fatty!

Help!

Fatty can't swim!

Don't go!

Help him up!

Great!

My eyes!

Scared me

Are you okay?

I'm fine

Call you

Where is he?

Where is he?

Where?

Don't fall over again.

You! He's here!

In the rear!

Help...

Hold tight

You see him?

No.

Look again!

Over there!

He got away

Wait

The boss wanted him...

...overboard with a buoy

Job's done, right?

Right

Okay. It's a wrap

Yeah!

Thanks

You okay?

You're...

Name's Bu

Bu...

You're a refugee?

Yes

From Vietnam?

Right again

How many of you?

Just me, why?

Who's driving?

Give me a hand

I can't. I'm starving

Aren't you?

No

But I could use a snack

Let's talk...

so I forget the hunger

About what?

What do you like?

Nothing?

Not even cars and women?

Don't just smile

Okay. What don't you like?

Nosy people?

What don't you like?

Growing up

I like being naughty...

Nosy?

Naughty!

- Naughty?
- Naughty

And no one pampers you anymore

What do you like?

A shower when I'm sweaty

Snap out of bed to a cup of coffee

I'd like one now

Hong Kong stars are lovely

Stars are...

the same everywhere

If you care to look at them

What's up?

Shooting star!

Really?

Mom said when you see one,

touch your pocket and make a wish

And it'll come true

But I'm out of luck, no pocket

Another one!

What's your wish?

Can't tell you!

Or it won't come true

I'm so sleepy

A boat!

A boat!

Hey!

Hey! Help!

Over here! Help!

The Silicon Valley stocks?

They'll go even higher

Check one thing

Does L.W. control his company's shares?

Buy me a new mobile

It drowned!

There's no transport around here

I'll give you a ride

Just tell me where I am

And I'll walk back

We're out in the boonies

You'll be stranded

Name's Bu

Boo...

- Bu!
- All right, Boo

Just get in

Not you

This lady here

There are only 2 seats

I know

Here's 20 bucks

Around the corner

Are buses and cabs

Compulsive liar

Come in

Huge place, you live alone?

There's a butler

Must get crowded

Wait here

Can I look around?

Help yourself

Thanks

I'm starving

Some food please

Need something?

Fish food

The fish are not real

Come over here

Why electronic fish?

I never change the water

Fish never die, it's perfect

And if the power's out?

You invite friends over?

Don't have any

So boring, and lonely

Now what?

You like to fight?

Some golf, some race horses

I box and work out

What's the octopus for?

You're so nosy

This should fit, change in there

Betty, call me a cab

20 minutes? Great

There's a room behind the mirrors

How would I've known?

Hungry?

Starving

Me too

Any Chinese Pot Rice?

What?

Best take out food ever

My favorite

A fancy kitchen and you don't cook?

I hate the smell

Don't stare. Eat up.

Sure

Now what?

You're amusing when you eat

Are you rich?

I guess so

What do you do?

I'm into trash

C'mon

No, I sell trash

Be that way

Can I have a soda?

Juice is better for you

Bu took the lift down

What's wrong?

Stop moaning

You know,

that bottle's very special

Of course

So special that all of a sudden

I'm feeding and sheltering you

Just like that

Remember I told you about...

C.N.? More than once

Last night...

You told me that too

I think he's... nice

Nice?

These magazines are published weekly

And he changes girlfriends just as often

He's not nice, he's a playboy

An ex-girlfriend says...

He doesn't say sweet words

But he's a romantic man

He appears stern and talks tough

Inside he's like a kid

He's competitive and chases novelty

Never regrets any decision

With him...

You feel insecure

Meaning?

Chases novelty, so he fools around

No regrets, so he enjoys dumping women

Maybe those women deserved it.

They were insecure to begin with

Spare me

Hong Kong's boring anyway

Going home?

No, C.N. is fun

You've to hook him first

Can't just walk up

And take off your clothes

That sure won't work!

But you never know

He's competitive and chases novelty

I've a plan, I need your help

No way

Please

Sorry

Please tell me where your daughter is?

She found a bottle

She's in Hong Kong

I've to get Bu back

Chow Yun Fat!

Mr. Chow!

Wrong guy

You speak Mandarin?

I'm not Chow Yun Fat

Don't try to fool me

Sir, is he Chow Yun Fat?

Mr. Chow! You're back!

Fresh form Hollywood?

Can I take a picture?

Yeah...

Ready? 1,2, 3!

Great

My turn, miss

Point a gun at me

Ready?

Thank you

Thank you, Mr. Chow

Give me a hug

Yeah. Give me too

Thank you Mr. Chow

I'll send you the photos. Goodbye

You're so sweet.
Same as the photo.

Print me a copy

- Goodbye!
- Bye!

My bag!

Open the door...

We checked L.W.'s company

Last year, turnover grew 13%

Profit: over HK$1 billion

Stock price is undervalued by 30%

We've acquired 16% of the company

L.W. and his associates

still hold 65%

But they're not selling

Dump all my stocks

If we dump them,

the price will plunge

We bought high, we'll take a huge loss

Just do it

I need do see K.K.

Yes, Sir

Who's K.K.?

Head of Environmental Protection

"You're a dead man"

Going up or down?

I was seeing friends upstairs

There's no upstairs

Really?

Yes

Actually they live downstairs

Names?

I forgot

So quiet here

Can you get an 80% mortgage?

You messed up my wall

Excuse me?

Look

Easy there

Let go!

Who sent you?

Let go first!

Like my writing?

Enough! I don't know kung fu!

I'm just a messenger

Message?

My back pocket

Bully. You messed up my arm

Happy reading

"Gangster's girlfriend disappears"

What happened?

Fell down some stairs

You okay?

I'll live

Will he believe I'm a gangster's girlfriend?

How should I know?

Will it work?

Of course!

What's next?

Showtime...

Where are your pals?

Speak up...

You know we're bad

We're here to waste you!

React! My boyfriend...

Speak Mandarin

Is a Taiwanese gangster

The sworn enemy of our boss

He wants you defaced

Frog, your turn...

Believe it or not. You're front page news

Everyone's looking for you now

Yes. Looking awesome

You okay?

Yes. And you?

It's you!

- You okay?
- Yes.

- I don't know these goons
- What?

Nothing

You can't be ID'ed

They're damn good actors

Back off!

Or I'll kill myself

You're bleeding

We'll spare you today

Don't provoke him

Let's go

Cops will go after them. Not us

Guys! Sunny, sit

Sunny, sit

Sunny! Sit!

Thanks

Someone reported a fight

We were attacked

They leave any evidence?

Baseball bats

Sunny, smell

Any clues?

Sunny, you're clueless...

Let's get help

My site, very safe

It's so trashy

I told you I sell trash

Expensive stuff too

Expensive? Trash is trash

Before you were a Vietnamese refugee

Now you're...

A Taiwanese gangster's girlfriend

So who are you, really?

A dangerous woman. Scared?

Never

Thrilled to be with me?

How'd you land the girlfriend's part?

I lived near a police station

With posters of wanted criminals

One of them...

Was a hunk

I saw his poster everyday

And I fell in love

And?

I found him, stole his heart

How was he?

Cute, a great dancer

Really romantic

For being a dancer?

You dance?

Of course

This?

Sure

Tango?

That too

So common, nothing more exciting?

Sure

Really? Teach me

You'll be scared

No way

Give me your legs

Right

Ready?

Help!

- Exciting enough?
- Yes

No more?

You aren't scared?

Never, more moves?

Come

Just hold tight and stay still

Enjoy the variations

- Really?
- There

Run, 1, 2, 3

You're heavy

Wow! This is fun

Help!

Man's so busy

Making trash

The recycling business is a gold mine

They say...

What others abandon, I take

You did well last time

Slapped Lion Fund in the face

They all know you're my protege

I'm flattered

Thank you

Don't thank me, thank yourself

AW new plans?

I heard you're buying L.W.'s company

You know what's the best win?

Winning one's battle

With the enemy's respect

Stock Exchange's closed

And?

Our stock dropped 20%

Closed at $6.50

Our drop in asset value?

Over 200 million

It's Chan, he's dumping our shares

What's the news on him?

Rumors are he wants to buy our company

Then why dump his shares?

After buying them so high?

What's he up to?

Boss

What happened to you?

We wanted to get even

We ambushed Chan

Was he hurt?

Not a scratch

Thank God

Else I'd blame myself

And if...

Well, you actually were hurt

And see, I feel guilty

It was your dad's idea

He screwed up

Ordering an ambush

Why not shoot Chan in the back?

That's much faster

Let's do it

No, it's wrong, it's cowardly

Challenge him openly

Right

Yes!

Let's hire a fighter from overseas

Tougher

Smaller

And handsomer than Chan

He'll be devastated

What's that?

The signal means "Dismissed"

Beat it

Tricky signals

Have you seen her?

That's Mary

No, that's Bunny

- No, that's Mary
- That's Bunny

That's Bunny, come with me

No, that way

No

Another Bunny?

A masseuse

A masseuse?

Why not

Oh my god, what's he doing?

Who?

Call 911.

Let's go

Help

Albert

Do I look pretty?

Yes

What?

Your outfit...

My Sunday best

Go to Jean-Luc's Boutique

I'll call him, let him dress you

You feed, shelter, and clothe me

You're my guardian angel

Your wish is my command

Bye

What?

How should I behave at dinner?

You're playing a gangster's lady

Use method acting

What?

Teach me

Just act snooty

I'm an angel

She forgot something?

Yes?

Help...

It's you

Stop it

Where's Bu?

Please tell me where she is

Where's Bu? Please tell me

Mr. Chan

Thanks

Mr. Chan

What's this?

The lady's so lovely

She deserves some wind effect

You look gorgeous

I know

Well?

A vintage wine, from '82

But I can also tell

The grape-picker was born in '60

Let's order

You order

You do Chinese Pot Rice?

Just kidding

Thank God

You got a thing about people watching you eat?

We don't want to be crowded

Excuse me

You booked the whole place?

Just you and me

I was hoping to run into celebrities

My friend said there're celebrities here

You must really hate crowds

What about your friends?

Here comes one

Mr. Lo!

Mr. Lo, you can't go in

Mr. Lo!

Why'd you do it?

Dump my company's shares?

I'm at dinner, call me tomorrow

You're hurting me

And yourself too

Mr. Lo, please leave

Sir

You look intelligent

I am intelligent

Then stay home and think

Devise a way to save your company

Who are you?

C.N.'s friend

He booked the whole place for me

You're disturbing us

That's so rude

Let's talk outside

We've talked enough

See you outside

That signal means "Follow me"

Wrong again?

You're snooty.

So are my friends, it rubs off

You have to go?

Yes

It'll just take a minute

C.N.

Take care

Take care

I called...

Cleared it with your boss

I'm meeting Mr. Chan

Close the parking lot for us

Relax, I'm footing the bill

Yes

You heard Mr. Lo, move out

Have fun, Mr. Chan

L.W., what's up?

I want you to meet someone

I hired him from overseas

Ladies and gentleman

Alan!

An undefeated light-weight champion

He'll fight you one-on-one

But I'm a middle-weight

Too much of an edge

But if you lose

Think of the disgrace

Grow up

Nuts!

Play this for me

No problem

You have no choice

Why the gloves?

This is a boxing match

I'm not into crippling people

With gloves, it won't hurt?

Sure it'll hurt

But much less

Watch your head

Music

Knock me down anyway you can

But no dirty tricks

They say you're a great fighter. Come on

They won't let you leave without a fight

You ask for it

Are you ready?

Of course

Alan's losing bigtime

No

Alan's just testing him

He's wearing Chan down

Wait

Good

Changing gloves, why?

Even the odds

Bigger the glove, bigger the handicap

Chan's punches are soft

I've come a long way, I don't want a short game

Every boxer trains to his own music

When he fights, it gives him rhythm

And rhythm paces his steps

Chan has no rhythm

He's controlled by Alan

You're an expert. You should be fighting

Right

C.N. and I used to box

But I always lost

So I quit and became a commentator

Wow?

You like that better?

Sure. I sound so invincible

But I'm just like you guys

Helpless

Chan used to have brilliant moves.
Now he's a mess

Buying companies instead of training

Loser!

Chan's nervous. It's over

Good hit

But not enough power

Come on!

You okay?

You win

Yeah!

We won!

Let's kick him while he's down

I have told you so many times

Don't be such cowards

Ganging up on a downed man

There's no honor in that

You're good

Get the car

My job is done. He's good

C.N., you okay?

You must be delighted

No, but I thought I would be

You need help?

- Boss
- Damnit

C.N., call me

You didn't leave?

You asked me to wait

I came to find you

Did they gang up on you?

No, one-on-one, I lost

You'll get used to it

Just kidding

Start training tomorrow, you'll beat them

I'll train, but not for them

For what then?

A strong body, a quick mind

I haven't trained in ages

Your huge gym, what a waste

I hate training alone

I'll join you

Why be so nice to me?

You're rich

You're cute when you smile

You looked grouchy just now

That's why you lost

Stick with smiling

These clothes and makeup don't fit you

Take tomorrow off

Why?

Say yes first

Why?

Say yes first!

Yes, now why?

Play!

You love me?

I think you're quite...

Answer the question

The fact is...

C'mon

Answer in 4 words or less

I love you

Or I don't

When did you slip in?

I'm in love

Love's a dream...

That leaves only emptiness

So don't get fooled by love

You're such an optimist

I have news for you

What?

Longyi's here

He almost strangled me

But I calmed him down

He's been drunk ever since

My fault

No way

Listen, love is not sympathy

You're tangled up with Chan

Don't let Longyi see you

Albert...

Wait

Let go

No

Kitchen time

Kitchen!

I need...

What?

I need a glass...

I'll get it

Go inside

No pushing

Albert...

C'mon

Where's the opener? Albert...

Smooth move!

So cold!

Now what?

Opener

I need the opener

Where is it?

Hurry!

What's that?

The family above us

Has a brat

It's from above us?

Where else?

It's from above us

It's that brat again

Opener

Forget it

Drink it this way

Wait

Come, drink with me, Albert...

You Okay?

I must tell C.N.

A game is fun

Till its secret is revealed

I know he loves me

He skips work to be with me

I miss him day and night

I'm like a child again

Getting so attached to him

I see something beautiful, I want it for him

Something happens, I want to tell him

I'm so happy

And... so cold!

You're in love

Need something?

Sake

Finish your wine first

I want sake

Just wait outside

Sake

Hang on

Excuse me

- Sake...
- It's coming

Sake

Let's sing

This is not a karaoke bar

We don't have time

We'll split this

Too much

Not at all

Enough

Cheers

You'll get drunk

Drink it

1, 2, 3... Down!

Still kicking. Thank God

She's safe here

Here she is

Gloria, Bu

Gloria's a good friend

She's the one impersonating me

Not bad

You knew all along

Why con me?

You started it

All the love...

I felt between us

That was just an act?

Our happiness was no act

If you like,

stay in Hong Kong

What am I?

One of your women?

The bottle sent me to you

A fairy tale becomes...

a nightmare

My big mouth

No

Get her back

No

Weren't we on the same plane?

Back to Taiwan?

Yes

You had fun?

It was okay

I bought a lot, what about you?

I...

I bought a story

A story! Is it in an office building?

This lady bought a story!

The government passed
a law prohibiting the use...

of non-bio-degradable styrofoam

L.W.'s stock dropped drastically

From $6.80 to $1.20 a share

Major stockholders are dumping them

You knew the law would be passed?

It was only a matter of time

Should we borrow money?

Up to you guys

Mr. Chan, you shouldn't buy a company...

That's going down the drain

Just to... get even

I know what I'm doing

That's all for today

The acquisition is a go?

I'll let you know

Love is like falling maples

Like what?

Like falling maples

What does that mean?

I don't know

I've never seen you like this

Paper everywhere

Just do what you have to do

Again?

Forget it

What?

Nothing

Leave me alone

Fine, you're the boss

Be that way

You broke in?

Good guess

Sir

Call 911

They'll stop me

Just call

See

What do you want?

You ruined our boss, lost us our jobs

We came for payback!

Mr. Chan

I heard you're back in training

Yes, I am

Rematch?

Mr. Lo sent you?

Mr. Lo is broke

It's not about money

Not now

You got no choice

You really enjoy fighting, don't you?

Only with the best

What are they talking about?

You never learned English in school?

C'mon, you know

No

Okay

Rules?

No rules

Anything goes, but no dirty tricks

You like white?

Are you sure?

I'm sure

Good training

Wait

Now what?

"What's you okay?" In English?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Okay

Pretty good

I'm coming

Ready

Come on!

"Don't worry, be happy"

Ready?

Come on

Don't worry, be happy

Let's dance

Let's finish

Get up...

On your feet

You okay?

I...

Okay

You won

I lost

Why

Pound for pound,

He'd have beaten me in no time

See if he's all right

It's bad!

You smell turpentine?

The boss is setting a fire

Fantastic!

But we'll go to jail!

This is nuts

Watch it

No sweat

Hey, jail sucks, boss

- You
- Yes

Come...

You checked there's nobody inside?

Sure did

Give this to dad

Tell him I love him

Give this to C.N.

Tell him I hate him

Okay

This is for the cops

I'm claiming all responsibility

Really?

You're going to jail, not us?

Me neither

Stand aside

C.N. and I go down together!

Don't do it, boss!

My eyes hurt

But so what?

I'm going to die anyway

Bye, Mary

Calm down, L.W.

C.N. Chan

It's all your fault

You took it too far

Dad kicked me off the board

I've nothing now

I'm finished

What about us, boss?

Are we finished too?

- You're asking me?
- Yes

Shut up!

Boss

Okay now?

Warmer still

How's that?

Just right

Your eyes still hurt?

Why be so nice to me?

You wanted to ruin me

Styrofoam's bad for environment

It needs to be regulated

That motivated my acquisition

Let's be partners

In recycling paper

That's not like you

Ever since grade school,

you've had to beat me

In whatever we do

You stole my girlfriends

And then dumped them

Never really loved them

I hated you so

I hated you too

Really? What for?

For always laughing

For being born so rich

For your name

Low Wow is a stupid name

I hated you most
for stealing my puppy love, Ann

So it boils down to Ann

But she dumped me

She married that...

- Andy Law
- Andy Law.

That nerd

so dull

We fought for so many years

But we each haven't committed

To loving only one woman

But you yelled "Bye Mary" just now

She's nothing

Don't lie

Weren't you engaged?

What happened?

I copped out

But she's one great dame

We were so happy together

Laughing all day long

So happy

Wish I could turn the clock back

But she moved overseas

I lost track of her

What's wrong?

See you later

What?

Did I say something?

Skipper

Your Bu is back

Yes, she is. Cheers

Cheers!

Cheers!

What's that?

Going to college?

Considering it

You've changed

Love changes people

Don't rush...

to forget him

Or it'll get worse

One day, you take a shower, listen to music

And suddenly remember him

Then you've forgotten him

You're pretty when you smile

Bu

Bu!

Albert!

Where have you been?

I was so worried

You're not really my type

I like older men

I'm older than you

I mean here

Here?

If I were your girl

We'd break up in 3 days, tops

But I...

You'll get it

I miss you so. I was so worried about you

This must be your mother

This is...

Albert, my pal

Can you be my adopted brother?

Good idea

I'm the adopted mother?

Wait

Why not? Mom

Son

Mom

My Albert

Mom!

Bu! Bu!

You miss me?

I missed you.

Come back

Bu!

Bu

"I miss you - C.N."

Scram!

It's you who bullied my daughter

No, I didn't

You did too

She used to laugh all the time

Now she hardly smiles

My heart aches for her

What did you do to her?

Nothing

Then why is she like this?

Please let me talk to her

Leave her alone!

Just leave her alone!

I don't speak Taiwanese

He said leave her alone!

Beat it!

Bu!

Bu

- Get lost
- Bu!

Hit the road!

I...

Beat it!

It's all right

You bullied my niece!

Sir

I'll just sit here

Don't walk past me

You dad's a cool dude

Sir

Sir... Sir, you okay?

Leave us alone

Just 5 seconds with her, okay?

Waste of time!

Bu, I...

Shut up!

Bu!

Shut up!

Bu!

Shut up!

Bu!

I'm warning you

Either you kill me

Or let me talk to her

All right, come

Come...

Speak up

Now or never

Speak up...

It's her life

But she needs help

Why bother?

You left these

I have plenty

I brought Chinese pot rice

It's cold, but it's your favorite

Some old clothes and a pot of rice?

There's more

I put a note in each one

Saying what?

I love you. I miss you

Never over 4 words

Took me hours

Too much work

Just put $1,000 in each and you have me

So do you love me?

I love you

Since when?

Since you stole my name-card

What wish did you make on the boat?

It's already come true

Stop crying

Kiss her!

I'll say it in Cantonese

Kiss her!

You're...

Xiaojun

Do I know you?

I'm your neighbor

Wow, fantastic!

Why?

Nothing

Look at them

The women here are gorgeous

- I should have...
- Go to hell!

I want you to meet my dolphin

- Really?
- Bu!

Bu!