Gor II (1988) - full transcript

[Orchestral music plays]

[Soft dance music plays]
¶ Ruby doll

¶ how did I fall?

Professor watney Smith:

Hey, baby.

Come on, baby.

>> Buzz off, buster.

>> I think she loves me.

¶ I'd lose control

hey, how you doing, honey?

>> Oh!



>> Whoa, whoa, take it easy.

Take it easy.

¶ Took my hand

[whistles]

Hi, darling.

You, uh, doing anything later?

[Scoffs]

>> Hey, hey cabot.

Cabot.

Ah, this is a surprise.

A little past your bed time,

isn't it?

Professor tarl cabot: Better to

be in bed early than alone



>> cool.

>> Well, I'm leaving.
>> No, no. Stick around.

Stick around.

Would you check out the

legs on that blonde at the

end of the bar, huh?

I mean, she is awesome.

Huh?

Well, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a leg

man myself, you know.

>> Mmm hmm. Sure.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

I love 'em.

Ooh, I love 'em. Ooh.

Hey, would you lighten up?

What's wrong?

>> Nothing.

Just been working a lot.

[Sighs]

>> What, what is it with you?

How come I don't see you

go out with any women?

>> Hey. What are you, my mother?

>> Hey! Come here, baby.

What's happening?

Hey, hey, uh, is that

your friend?

[Ring whirring]

I got a friend over here.

What do you say?

[Sinister music plays]
[Thunder]

>> Where the hell am I?
The elder: You've come to

a land called gor.

Gor is a harsh world.

And she breeds harsh people.

We believe that you've been sent

to US through the stone.

[Mysterious music]

Midget hup: The sardar

mountains.

>> People of koruba.
Freedom has returned.

>> Maybe it's the other world

that's a dream.

[Indistinct bar chatter]
>> Hey baby, what's your sign?

Yield?

[Chuckles]

>> Very sharp.

>> Dead end.

>> Huh?

Come on, let's go to the, uh...

Hey, let's go to the red onion!

>> Sure. Let's go.

>> Come on.

>> I'm going home.

>> No, no. We'll party, cabot.

You know how to party, huh? Huh?

>> Yeah.

Well, look.

My luck can't be any worse over

there than it is over here.

Come on.

Cabot, wait up.

Oh, that's great.

We'll use your car. Save me gas.

>> We always use my car.

>> Picky, picky.

>> I'll drop you off, okay?

>> What is that thing?

One of those, uh, mood rings

or something?

>> Oh, this is... a long story.

>> Oh.

[Engine starts]

[Whirring continues]

What the hell's the matter
with the car, cabot?

Whoa, whoa. Keep it on the road.

>> I'm trying.

>> Cabot!

For crying out loud.

Oh, shoot!

[Upbeat tribal music plays]
[Panting]

Cabot? Cabot?

Cabot? Cabot, are you okay?

Cabot, speak to me.

Cabot, cabot, are you all right?

[Groaning]

Cabot, what the hell's going on?

Where the hell's the car?

Cabot?

>> I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.

I'm back.

I am back.

>> Back where?

>> This is where talena lives.

>> Who's talena?

>> Talena, my girl. My love.

This is the planet of gor.

Gor!

>> Gor! What the hell's gor?

Listen, cabot.

What you talking about?

Where the hell are we?

What's going on here, cabot?

Cabot, will you speak to me?

>> I must go to koruba.

>> What?

>> Kor-koruba.

>> The same to you.

Cabot, listen. Listen to me.

Cabot, what's going on?

What happened last night?

Did I do something?

Cabot, listen, would you

speak to me?

I wanna go home right now,

all right, cabot?

Where are you going?

No, no. Wait, wait there, cabot.

Tell me what the hell's

going on here.

Is this one of your crazy

psychic experiments? Huh?

Have you been using

drugs with me?

What? Cabot!

[Grunting]

Cabot. Would you wait up?

Cabot, what? Hold it.

Cabot, can we take a break?

Cabot, I... it's getting hot.

Have you noticed?

It's getting warm.

Cabot, can, can we just

hold it a minute?

Would you tell me exactly

where it is we're going

on this planet anyway?

>> We're getting close.

We're getting close.

>> We're getting close to where?

>> To koruba.

>> Koruba?

Hey, are there, are there any

women on koruba?

Wanna tell me about the women?

You, you still remember women,

don't you?

Oh, I could use a drink.

[Horses whinny]

Uh, is this place a mirage?

Is there anything to

drink around here?

Uh... cabot!

[Warriors scream]

[Dramatic music plays]

>> Come on!

>> Cabot.

[Grunts]

>> Jeez!

[Moans]

[Swords clank]

>> Lookout!
[Groans]

Cabot, help me!

Help! Cabot!
Cabot!

>> Come on, let's go.

>> Through the home stone
I have succeeded and

cabot is here on gor.

But time is short.

The nameless threat is

now known to me.

The high priest has acquired

much power.

And hungers for more.

How he will achieve this is

where the danger lies.

Xenos: What are you doing?

>> I have been cleaning and
adjusting the vibrations

of the home stone.

[Townies chatter]
>> Fresh meat!

Fresh meat!

>> The end of the year.

There's something you

haven't told me.

>> Oh, quite a lot.

Villager: Who are you?

>> My name is cabot.

Village girl: Cabot!

>> I'm looking for marienus.

>> Marienus' castle is

just down the road.

Follow the road.

>> Thanks.

>> Oh, thank you di.

>> I'm with him.
We're like this.

Queen Lara: Darling,
what's the fuss?

Why the noise?

>> 'Tis cabot.

He has returned from

his world to US.

>> So?

>> Oh, cabot.

Cabot, liberated our people

when he defeated sarm,

the priest of kings.

Darling, I owe him my

freedom too.

Without him, koruba would

still be in ruins, my dear.

Don't you understand?

>> Times have changed.

>> Oh, darling.

>> We're at peace now.

Does the man realize he's

disrupting our nation

by his little visit?

It is cabot.

He has returned,

my darling. Cabot!

Talena: Cabot.

>> Xenos.

>> I do not wish to

be disturbed.

>> You will like it less

when you hear my news.

Tarl cabot has returned to gor.

>> I told you, you would

not be pleased.

>> That old fool, the elder.

He would dare to meddle

in my affairs.

>> Kill him.
>> No.

>> What are you going to do?

>> I don't know.

Go.
Go!

>> My friend.

[Clears throat]

Oh, professor watney Smith.

From my world.

>> Uh, my pleasure.

>> Tao.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Excuse me.

>> Talena!

Oh, I'm so glad you returned.

>> My god.
You're so beautiful.

>> Don't tell me.

You two know each other, right?

>> Yes.

I've been waiting for this day.

>> Marienus.
>> Welcome back cabot.

Meet my wife, Lara, the queen.

>> Highness.

>> It's a pleasure.

I'm sure.

>> And xenos.

The high priest.

>> Oh, my friend, watney Smith.

>> Hello.

>> The entertainment's

about to start cabot.

Would you please come?

[Melodic music plays]
>> What do you guys do

around here for fun?

>> Come on, you'll find out.

>> Huh.

>> Follow me.

>> Yeah, this is the life.
Uh-huh.

Ah.

I could get into this.
>> This is koruba.

>> Oh, yeah.

Koruba.

[Rhythmic tribal music plays]
[Chatter]

>> I've dreamed of holding

you in my arms once more.

I missed you so.

>> My darling.
You are not eating.

>> Thank you, my king.

I've simply been preoccupied.

It is truly a time of

great celebration.

>> I'm so glad to see marienus

happy again.

>> My father's in love.

>> You don't seem very

happy about it.

>> Thank you, darling.

>> There's something...
Something about

Lara I don't like.

And xenos.
>> Those priest kings

are very dangerous.

They have unknown powers.

> Um, our honored guest

has no drink.

>> Your highness.

> So, watney Smith.

Does our world please you?

>> Oh, extremely.

Especially when I'm in the

company of such a beautiful

and charming queen.

>> You and cabot.

Are you very friendly?

>> We teach at the same school.

>> Hey.
I came from far away

for your smile, huh.

My lord.

>> I trust you've enjoyed

yourself, son.

Talena.

[Claps]

Tonight, we have a very
special vintage.

Bring on the wine.

[Cheers]
Hup.

[Laughter]

>> Well.

There's wine in the

other barrel.

>> Serve the wine.

>> Hey, hup, my friend.
>> Miss me?

>> Not enough.

>> Listen.

Don't think we can't

live without you.

>> To my daughter, talena.

And cabot of the earth.

A man who one day

could be the new king of koruba.

A toast.

>> To the new king.

Yeah! Yeah!

>> Koruba.

>> Master.

>> We have to talk.

And be unheard.

>> We have no more enemies.

>> Your enemies and mine

are all around US.

The priest xenos.

>> How could he be dangerous

if marienos is king?

>> Lara is in xenos power.

And she controls marienos.

I needed you sooner.

Guard: I have gate
watch tonight.

Guard two: And I have prison.

>> I needed you sooner.
But the planets were not

in the proper position.

Then I summoned you through

the power of the home stone.

You must help US.

>> How can I help you?

>> Protect the throne.

And the freedom of the

people of koruba.

And the home stone.

You will inherit my powers.

>> And you will always guide me.

You will guide me?

Of course.

[Romantic music plays]

>> The queen.

>> Your majesty.

>> Tell me, watney.

Would you like to share

my power with me?

>> Oh, uh.

>> If I stay as wife to

marienos, the kingdom will

descend to talena.

And from the way things look.

She'll be joined by

that fool, cabot.

>> Well, you're right.

He's, he's, he's, he's an

absolute fool.

>> True. True.

But you, you can be a master.

>> Are you, uh?

Are you making me an offer?

>> Tell me.

How do they make love

on your planet?

Is it very different from ours?

I'd be most curious to find out.

>> So would I.

[Town chatter]
>> Okay.

I've made up my mind.

I'm gonna ask her tonight.

To marry me.

>> Tonight?

Alone?

Oh, my god.

>> Do you think she will accept?

>> Hell, cabot.

I don't know.

She's really something,

isn't she?

>> I mean.

She's really, uh, a whoa.

>> Yeah. Marriage.

>> But I love her.

I really do.

>> Well, on the other hand.

If you're sure.

Hey, cabot.

You can't just ask her

to marry you.

Can you?

I mean, aren't there some

kind of rituals?

Hey, I mean, she's a Princess.

>> Yeah, you're right.

She's a Princess.

But look...

>> Why don't you ask the king?

>> That's a good idea.

>> A drink, my husband.

>> Darling.
To US.

>> Peace.

[Frantic music plays]

>> Good luck.

>> Marienos can be

a stubborn man.

Especially when it comes

to his daughter.

>> Thank you, my friend.

Marienos?
>> Go.

Go on.

>> Marienos?

>> Go, go.

>> Marienos is dead!

Guards!

>> Marienos!

Marienos.

No!

>> Let's call the guards.

>> Guards!
>> What's happened?

>> The king is dead.

Marienos, the king, is dead.

>> Marienos is dead.

He killed marienos.

Guards.

What have you done?

>> What happened?
>> Dead.

My husband, the king, is dead.

You're a liar.

>> You did this.

You murdered my father.

>> That's impossible.

Lara was with me.

The whole evening.

[Dramatic music continues]

>> It is written.

The wife of the king shall

rule in his place.

Will you accept the

title of queen?

>> I can hardly.

In my time of grief.

>> Oh, but you must.

For the people.

>> For the people.

>> You're not the queen.

You're a killer.

>> Take her away.

>> Don't touch her!

>> Guards! Put them in chains.

>> Get them!
>> There are too many.

Come.

Seize them!

You know where you're going?

>> Certainly.

[Music builds]
>> Get them.

[Swords clang]

Kill him.
>> Lower your weapons.

Put your weapons down.

I have never disobeyed an order.

But, now I must.

This man saved our city.

>> Justice must be done.

Out of our way, old man.

>> Go, cabot.

>> I won't leave you.

>> The guards will

never harm me.

>> You must be safe for talena

and the people of koruba.

>> Go get cabot.

Now.

Go get cabot.

Remove the body.

>> I'll get the hunter.

Let me out of here!

>> Lara.
This is incredible.

To rule after so many years

studying waiting,

teaching people about

men with power.

And now, ha, if those fools like

Napoleon and Hitler could do it.

Why not watney Smith?

King watney.

I love it.

What's the matter?

This is a great moment for me.

I mean, for US.

Hey.

What is this?

Get your hands off me.

What is, what is this a joke?

Lara!

I'm the future king.

Lara, you promised me power.

Guys, can we talk?

Am I your future king?

Okay, don't believe me.

Okay, that's it.

You're gonna lose your heads.

I'm warning you.

I'm gonna count to three.

One, two...

Help!

>> You know.

I'm really concerned

about talena.

>> Don't worry.

The elder will take care of her.

>> Yeah. The elder.

We can't let Lara and xenos

get away with this.

We have to find some, some help.

Some friends.

>> Sure.

Like your friend watney?

>> Watney.

Where's the nearest town?

>> That way.

But it's too far.

We'll never make it.

>> Any alternatives?

>> No way.

It's too dangerous.

I'm not walking in the dark.

[Hissing]

Hot, tired, thirsty.

>> About how much further

do you think we have to go?

>> Couple of hours.

More or less.

As the tarn flies.

>> Need some help?
Careful.

[Sweeping music plays]

The hunter.

>> We've all heard of you, ost.
Said to be the finest man

hunter on gor.

What do you have to

say for yourself?

Ost: I'm not dead yet.

>> There's a prisoner

loose in the desert.

And I want him back alive.

Bring him to me.

And you shall receive

fifty thousand tarsks.

Dead.

Nothing.

The hunter is hungry.

Like an animal.

That's good.

Now, how shall we dispose

of the pathetic talena?

>> What about a contest?

Between talena and, uh,

another woman.

If she dies.

>> The gods, not I,

will determine her fate.

You are wise, xenos.

>> Remember that.

>> I'll remember.

But I do not like to

be given orders.

[Party chatter]
>> Am I to be freed?

>> Put her in the center.

You'll have a chance.
To fight your way to freedom.

If you survive.

Bring in her challenger.

>> The challenger.

[Whip cracks]

>> Silence.

There will be no rules.

Kill her.

[Thud]

[Music swells]

You shall never be free.

Take her to her cell.

>> I need a paga.
>> I would love an

ice cold beer.

>> Beer? Huh?

The drink in the cans.

>> Oh, the drink in the metal.

The one I told you about.

Look out.

Get down.

Do you think they saw US?

>> Either that or

they're psychic.

>> Better'd get out of here.
There are more or less ten.

Are you okay?

>> He-yaw. He-yaw.
[Horses gallop]

>> Your last opponent

was far too easy.

You are going to have to

encounter another before you

can attain your freedom.

>> Why should I trust

you this time?

>> Do you have a choice?

>> Why don't you fight me?

And deprive myself the pleasure

of watching you die.

Enter the ladies.
[Cheering]

[Clapping]

Take her away.

That little fighting
bird must die.

>> Why not wait until you've

caged her mate.

>> Has cabot been captured?

>> Do not be too eager

to have your revenge.

>> Why not?

Am I not queen?

Who dares challenge me?

>> There are still those in

koruba who would have another

in your place on the throne.

>> Let them dare try.

>> Let's move.
We won't last another

day without water.

This way.

Look. Water.

>> No, cabot, no!

No, cabot, no!

No, cabot!

Stop.

It's poison.

>> How do you know?

That's funny.
That mountain over there.

>> It's...

I, I saw that mountain

yesterday.

We're walking a circle.

>> Look. Slavers.

[Screaming]

>> Hold my arm. Hold my arm.

>> Marienos' goal was
to end slavery.

Lara, obviously,

has no such intention.

>> Yeah. I see.

Let's go.
They have water.

>> I'm not so sure I want

to end up a slave.

>> Listen. As long as I have

some blood left in my veins,

I will always fight slavery

and oppression.

Remember this.

[Dramatic music builds]
[People screaming]

[Indistinct chatter]

Hold on.

You should go on a diet.

>> All right.

>> Okay?

>> Let go.

[Music continues]
>> They left this one to die.

He's dead.
>> There's nothing we can do.

[Yelling]

[Whips cracking]

>> Come on! Let's go!

Move it!

>> Keep going! Keep going!

>> Get your hands off her, you!

[Screams]

>> These are the kind of places

that marienos didn't have

the time to clean up.

>> It's a real pity.
We must change our clothes.

We're too visible like this.

>> But I'm hungry.

>> You're always hungry.

Come on move.

[Women screaming]
[Dramatic music]

[Moaning]

>> I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know anything.

I don't, I don't know.

I don't, I don't, don't!

>> Yes, sir?

>> Where can I get swords?

Some weapons?

>> Well, the best metal on the

market would be two stalls

on the right hand side.

Just opposite the stairs.

>> Thank you.

You want to buy some meat?

>> No, no.

>> Meat. Fresh meat.

Fresh meat! Buy some fresh meat!

>> Cabot. Want some?

>> No. Thanks, I'm vegetarian.

Thanks very much.

[Indistinct chatter, yelling]
>> I got 'em all!

From Portsmouth,

gamar, grimaldy,

witness, and winters!

And now, for your pleasure.

Take your woman to your field.

So what have I got for this

piece of merchandise?

Turn around, wench.

Twenty, I hear over here.

Twenty-five and twenty-five,

I've got.

Do I hear thirty-five?

And twenty-five,

I've got twenty-five.

Fifty-five, who's gonna?

[Woman wailing]

[Upbeat music]
>> Sir?

[Unintelligible taunting]
>> You know...

Sooner or later, they're gonna

spot US with these clothes.

You pay for this?
You thief.

>> Take her away for the price.
Bring up the next one.

>> You.

>> You'll never take me.

>> Bitch!

[Slap]

[Yelps]

>> What the hell do you

think you're doing?

Stop beating up on

the merchandise!

>> Get out of there!

You're next!

Come on!

>> So who'll start me up
on this slave here?

Right. Back you go.

Where is that slave girl

with the long hair?

>> This one.

Up! Up, girl!

>> No! No!

Let me go!

>> You're next.

>> Get off me!

>> Who'll start me off

at seventy-five?

Seventy-five, I'm gonna

start at seventy-five.

[Struggling]

>> Get up in there.

>> One hundred on that side

up front over there.

What do I hear on this side?

>> I'll give you one

fifty for her.

>> Come here, wench.

Come here, wench.

What?

Oh, oh, look how lively

she is under these rags.

Two hundred, I hear

on this side.

Two hundred once.

Two hundred twice.

Sold to this trader on my right.

Take her away to the

branding iron.

>> This must stop.

[Heroic music plays]
>> Yaw! Yaw! Yaw!

>> Let me go!

>> Off you go.
He-yaw! He-yaw!

He-yaw! He-yaw! He-yaw!

>> [Inaudible]

You're only a cheap
little slave girl.

The desert will conquer

them all right.

All right, let's go.

Allow me to give you pleasure.

I'm not your master.

>> Am I not beautiful?

>> You're, you're very,

very beautiful.

But, i'm, I'm in love with

>> in love?

She, she feels for me

and I feel for her.

And we're free to express it.

And now, you are free.

>> A woman may be free to feel

for whom she wants?

>> Well, in, in my world,

it is so.

And it shall be here, too.

>> You're a very

strange warrior.

>> Maybe.

Maybe.

Let's go to sleep now, huh?

[Eerie music plays]
>> Move.

>> Open the gate!

Guard: Out of the way.
Would you like a guided

tour your highness?

>> Lead on.

>> We work them all

day and all night.

They don't know the difference

between the sunrise or sunset.

>> Good.

Let them learn as I did.

>> And what did you learn?

>> Power is all.

Some are born to be whipped.

Some born to rule.

>> Work! Work! Get to work!

Slave: Cave in!

>> What's happening?

>> The ceiling's starting

to crumble.

The workers will be crushed.

>> Open the gates.

>> Wait.
>> But, your majesty

it's a slide.

>> We have plenty more slaves

where they came from.

The work mustn't stop.

Send them back.

>> Close the exits.

[Crashing]

>> Let those who are alive

carry out the dead.

Am I not right?

>> You gave the order.

>> I think you would enjoy

to see me suffer.

The way I now enjoy seeing

others suffer.

The hunter has returned.

>> Go meet the hunter.

And bring me back my prize.

See that more slaves

are sent to the mine.

The work must continue.

>> The enemy of the state
no longer walks free.

Tarl cabot is yours,

your majesty.

Yours. To destroy.

>> I do not want him destroyed.

Lead him to the cells.

>> You heard the queen.

Obey her.

>> Ost.

>> Hmm.

>> Now.

Are you satisfied?

>> I shall never be satisfied.

'Til you kneel before me.

And accept me fully.

As your queen.

>> I am but a humble priest,

I kneel only before my god.

[Slaves yelling]
He must be killed.

He will destroy our power.

>> My power.

He's a greater threat

dead than alive.

You see how they worship him?

We must not make him a martyr.

>> Dead, the people will

soon forget him.

Alive, his strength will grow.

>> Keep moving.

>> Don't worry, cabot.
I'll be okay.

I'll get out of here.

>> I'm sorry, talena.

You're alive.

>> Talena.

>> Come along.

>> How bad did they hurt you?

They can't hurt me.

>> Let him go.

I'm sorry, cabot.

I, I...

[Somber music plays]
[Wincing]

>> Cabot?

>> Ah, and three more.
>> Seven.

>> Bring in the prisoner.

>> Yes, sir.

I have come to make

a deal with you.

Feed him.

Enough.

>> I am prepared

to set you free.

If, you promise to leave koruba

and return to your own planet.

If you give me your word.

I will let you go.

>> I don't deal with butchers.

>> That's enough.

You fool.

If you don't go.

I will have you killed.

>> I said, no deal.

>> Freedom.
Or?

Help him eat.

>> Eat.

>> Ah, there you are.
I will see cabot now.

>> I would not advise

that your excellency.

>> And why not?

>> He must, remain in

solitary longer.

As further punishment.

>> Nonsense.

Go forth, get him for me.

>> Haven't you guys
had enough yet?

>> Get up, slave.

Up!

>> What have you done
to the prisoner?

Answer me.

>> He was offered an
opportunity, your highness.

He refused.

He was then, disciplined.

>> What are you talking about?

What opportunity?

What did you offer him?

>> Freedom, your highness.

If he would only return

to his own planet.

>> Freedom?

But, he is my prisoner to

be handled as I so wish.

>> I know.

And he will destroy US.

Because you are behaving

like a bitch in heat.

And not like a queen.

>> Get out of here.

Get out of here!

You disgusting worm.

>> A pleasure.

Your royal highness.

[Ambient music plays]
>> You're a lucky slave.

>> There are no more slaves.

>> In my empire.

Nothing else.

I could have had you killed.

>> I'm sure that xenos would be

delighted to do your dirty work.

>> No one does my

dirty work for me.

>> Oh?

Good help is hard to

find these days, huh?

>> Bring him.

The people continue to

hold their faith in you.

Your love.

I can make you their martyr.

Or I can make you a

better offer.

>> Like the one you

did to watney?

>> I can show you pain.

Or I can show you pleasure.

>> With you it doesn't

make any difference.

>> Do you not want me?

I can make you far

more than a slave.

With the turn I control

the people.

And you know that is power.

And the turn will

only listen to me.

So, why not make it easier.

You were a hero once

to the people.

I can make you a hero again.

Together, our power.

Could be invincible.

And no one would

stand in our way.

>> Xenos?

>> He's gone too far.

But you.

You.

Can have a kingdom.

You could love me.

Your choice?

>> Return me to my cell.

Then they must know

who you really are.

An alien.

And a murderer.

Your options are limited now.

You must confess to the

murder of merianos.

King of koruba.

Confess.

[Winces]

>> Wake up.
Wake up.

[Villagers chatter]
>> Sit. Sit down.

>> Over here.
Over here.

[Jeering]
>> Everybody rise.

All kneel to Lara.
Queen of koruba.

>> Kneel.

>> Kneel down.

>> Send in the challengers.
>> But first, my queen.

We must appease

the spirits above.

We must drink a toast to

the gods of carnage.

We shall drink to the
death of tarl cabot.

>> I shall join you

in your prayer.

>> To the gods above.

May they bless our land.

Forever more.

[Foreboding music plays]

>> To the gods.

May they bless koruba

[people clamoring]

Now. Kill him.

[Crowd clamoring]

>> Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Get him!

Yeah, get him!

[Crowd cheers]
>> Stop him!

[Brawling, grunting]

>> Enough killing! Peace!

>> Kill him! Send in the hunter!

Kill him!
>> Stop!

Your queen Lara is the assassin.

>> Lara killed merianos.

>> It's true.

Lara killed merianos.

>> Do as I bid!

Kill him! He speaks lies!

Kill them all!

>> Freedom!

Crowd: Freedom!

>> Freedom! Freedom!

[Triumphant music]

Talena!

[Romantic music]

>> This time, tarl cabot,

I'm not gonna let you

get away from me.

>> I won't leave you anymore.

I promise.

>> But it seems your friend,

watney, has no such plans

of surrendering.

He's in a hurry to get home.

>> Don't worry about watney.

>> What's it like to be king?

>> Oh. It's a...

A big responsibility.

>> You mean, I'm a big

responsibility.

>> The stone.

[Thunder cracks]

I don't believe this.

Where the hell am I?

[Traffic sounds]

Cop: What the...?

Hey, who's the guy in drag?

>> Where am I?

What the hell?

I don't, I don't believe this.

[Cars honking]

I do not believe this.

Where's cabot?

I... oh, hi.

Have you guys seen

cabot or talena or...

Anywhere?

>> Yeah, buddy.

>> What? What?

Hold on. Listen --

>> it must have been one

hell of a party.

>> I just got back from koruba.

No, no, really.

I was down in koruba.

>> Yeah, yeah, buddy.

>> I'm serious, you know.

Now, now, really, see, I was

looking for a good time

so, we were in cabot's

car and boom,

all of a sudden, we're in

this desert, you know?

You know what I mean?

And, and ten thousand

nomads are chasing US.

And cabot fought them, I mean.

Six hundred of these guys,

he takes out.

I take care of the rest.

Boom, I'm like, first we

see Lara, you know?

And we get there and marlena...

And then xenos, he's a priest,

you know?

A real dude, you know, dressed

in drag and everything.

And me, well, I see Lara.

Lara's great, but she's

kind of turned on by...

[Chatter fades]

[Epic music]