Good Kisser (2019) - full transcript

Jenna?

Yes, thank you for waiting.

Music okay?

Yeah, it's fine.

You hate classical.

It's okay.

I'm so glad we're doing this.

You still want to, right?

Right?

Okay.

Oh, I forgot to get the gum
you wanted.



Oh my God,
I asked for one thing.

Plus the gum, you mean?

It's okay, I'll get it
when we stop for wine.

Oh, I forgot to put it
in the app

but could you stop
at the liquor store?

It's like two blocks
up on the right.

Got it.

Babe, you have to tell those
things before, to drivers.

It's gonna cost more money now.

Sorry.

It's okay, I'm nervous too.

I'll be right back.

That dog's tied up
outside that cafe every night.

She looks lonely.



No matter how long
they're tied up and waiting,

dogs forget all about it as
soon as their person comes back.

Do you have a dog?

Can't afford a dog.

Yeah, me neither.

Plus, my girlfriend's allergic.

Doing anything fun tonight?

If I don't throw up first.

Why is that?

We are going on a
date with another woman.

Splurged and got the wine
from Moldova.

Mmmm.

She'll love this.

Sorry, it's kind of hot
back here.

Did you get the gum?

Yeah.

It's crazy
how hot it is

and the leaves are falling.

Shit.

Hang on a second!

Just a second!

I told you we'd be late.

What?

I'm on my way.

I can feel my nervous breath

pushing right through the gum.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Come on in.

How's it going?

Good, hi.

I hope you like it.

Mmmm.

The Moldova we talked about.

Cheers.

Unless we all want to fall
into my bed right now.

I thought we'd share some wine.

Yes.

We could all
change our minds too.

We're all in
or we're not, right?

Thank you for saying
that, I'm a little nervous.

Make yourselves at home.

It's not my home, it's
my friend, Daniel's,

but he's like
a brother to me, so.

Your gum.

Kate, can you
put some music on?

Do you have to look so happy?

I don't.

I hope you don't mind if
I bring nuts to the party.

Brilliant.

Brilliant.

Oh.

Wine.

Let me get it.

Can you grab
an opener too?

What?

It's in the drawer.

No?

Cheers.

Yeah.

Is your AC still out?

Sadly.

I'm trying to get
the landlord to fix it

but he hasn't called me back.

I thought you said this was
your friend, Daniel's, place.

Oh, someone takes care of it.

The tenant in the back
is supposed to.

Not the landlord, I meant the...

Maintenance person?

Yes.

Let me.

They call them
caretakers in England,

I got this.

I feel like I'm never
gonna be cool again.

Well, we'll turn
the fan on upstairs.

Plus, we have ice.

Kate told me
you live in London

but do I hear Welsh
in your voice?

She's not lying.

Four years in Wales.

Good ear.

Did you grow up there?

And Michigan, Texas,
San Diego, France and Macedonia

all before 18.

An army brat.

Mom's a Lieutenant Colonel.

Is that above a General?

No, it's Specialist,
Corporal, Sergeant,

Warrant Officer,
2nd and 1st Lieutenants,

Captain, Major,
Lieutenant Colonel, Colonel,

General.

Wait, what about Private?

Oh, that's a starter rank,
everyone gets it.

There are a lot
of Lieutenants.

Is your mom retired now?

Hey, this isn't an interview.

She died four years
ago, so, pretty much.

Mine too.

Mine had a heart attack
in her garden.

Could've been worse.

Embolism on a plane.

My mom's still alive.

Still married, my parents.

It's funny,

sometimes I still pick
up the phone to call her.

Hmmm.

Coat hook
by the door, remember?

I'm gonna try that again.

Yeah.

Was it hard for you?

Must be the thermostat
on this thing.

Kate says
you're working on a novel.

She's been doing
that for like two years.

I have 15 chapters

and a decent second draft

but I just cannot
get the protagonist,

you know, emotionally.

Like, the plot's
totally working...

What's her name?

The protag.

Barb Harrison.

Barb.

Barb.

What?

The name's a statement.

Like "Rock."

Yeah.

Yeah.

But she's a soft rock.

You hate it.

No.

I'm just thinking.

I'm trying to subvert a name

that might make someone think of

a middle class housewife

cheerfully devoted
to her family.

My grandma's name was Barb.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

What's she like?

She's devoted.

And an alcoholic.

Yeah, I think she had to be.

Ouch.

Just based on what I've heard.

Success!

Magic hands.

Wow.

You have a lot
of science fiction.

Oh, those aren't mine.

Here.

These are mine.

These are all Daniel's books.

I travel so much, I only
carry two at a time.

Yes, Kate said that you are
going to Hawaii in two weeks.

Actually one week.

But I thought it was two.

My surfing lesson, remember?

Oh my Gosh,
I could never surf.

I would break my neck,

drown the first day out.

You could try boogie boarding.

Still fun.

You like Leguin.

Yeah, she's one
of my favorites.

Hey, can you believe
how hot it's been?

Like super hot.

I have to pee.

I love this book.

Have you finished it yet?

Still making
my way through.

I've read it twice.

There were so many things
that I missed the first time.

Does that happen to you?

There's this thing
that I like to do.

I close my eyes...

and...

pick.

It's...

It's kinda like reading
a tarot card for the day.

"When they realized they
only had enough fuel

"to last the week,

"they wrote notes
to their families

"and to their gods,

"after which
they felt a wave of relief,

"euphoria even,

"and they spent
their last days dancing,

"making love,

"and planting the poppy seeds."

So?

Well, first of all,

it reminds me
of the "Awakening."

And, I mean,

the sense of relief after
making an impossible decision.

Having a say
in what happens to you.

Even when the choices suck.

Hey.

You guys want water?

Sure.

Yeah.

So, what tarot card
would that be?

What you read.

The Two of Swords.

Yeah, I need to
start making money.

Like, you know, good money.

Here you go.

Make it to Hawaii sooner
rather than later.

Real estate's
picking up you said, yeah?

I mean, it's better
than bartending, sure.

But I still have
to split commissions

for the next couple of
months with three people.

I'm slated
to make a million dollars

in the next five years though.

Cooperate leasing.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry, it's not very sexy.

You're always sexy.

Oh,

I remembered, I have
to call my sister back.

You know how she gets.

Her sister
is really passive aggressive.

Are you sure
Jenna's into this?

Yeah, of course.

She even said
how beautiful you are.

She's just self-conscious.

She's afraid
you won't be into her.

I am though.

Really?

Mmmm.

She's hot.

Yeah.

Well done.

I mean, you're hot.

Good evening.

Oh.

Hi, good evening.

My name is Clark.

This is Jingles.

Hi, Jingles.

Are you
all right with dogs?

I love dogs.

Can I pet her?

Oh, absolutely.

Hi, Jingles.

Don't know
what I'd do without her.

Awww.

Between her and my nightly
medicinal, I'm all set.

What's your nightly medicinal?

Every night before
nine I have my Negroni.

That's Gin,
Campari and Vermouth?

A wonderful thing.

Oh, I hate Campari.

I wish I liked it, it's
such a pretty color.

Known Mia long?

None of my business.

I'm just amazed she can stay
anonymous the way she does.

Gotten good at it, I guess.

I don't understand.

She's still down to earth.

I appreciate that.

Y'all enjoy yourselves.

Goodnight.

Come on, sweetie.

Does Jenna like to dance?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, remember what
I taught you?

Kind of.

This foot goes...

Forward, step, together, step.

Forward, step, together,
you're getting it.

Okay, now,
put your hand behind your back.

Okay.

Follow me.

Oh.

Not very fair
to your girlfriend.

All right.

I just met your neighbor
with the little dog.

Clark.

He seems to like you a lot.

Terrific guy.

Yeah.

That fling that you had

with the rocker when you
met Kate at the hotel bar,

I would love
to hear the whole story.

Oh.

Well...

I was at her show

and I was standing
right in the front

and I couldn't
take my eyes off of her.

I thought maybe she
was looking at me too

but I couldn't be sure.

And then afterwards,

I was outside stuffing
my face with a burrito

and suddenly she was there

and she recognized me
from the show

and she asked me to go back
to her hotel for a drink.

Just like that?

Just like that.

Who is she?

I can't say.

Come on.

I promised her.

I couldn't stick to that.

So did you go in the same car?

A cab.

and she put her hand
on the seat next to me,

like this.

And then she
moved closer so that

her right thigh
was touching my left.

And I was shaking.

I was so fucking exciting
to be near her.

Then what?

Then...

She put her hand on my leg.

And I looked at her

and I put my hand on hers.

And then she kissed me.

Very lightly.

On just my bottom lip.

Just the bottom?

She was an incredible kisser,
do you know what I mean?

I do.

When we first kissed,
I never wanted it to end.

And your chemistry
with her was so amazing,

it's like when you
walked into the room,

it's like a slow motion
tornado or something.

The whole room stopped.

And then you
made her a dirty martini.

And your gin and tonic.

Oh my God, of course,
you know who the rocker is.

I mean,
she looked a little familiar

but I didn't actually
know who she was.

No, you do.

But I promised
I wouldn't tell.

But it's me.

If you wanna break a
promise, that's up to you.

No.

What happened after cocktails?

I'm gonna get some matches.

Hey, babe,

I feel so dorky.

I don't think
that I can do this.

Let's just wait for
a little while, okay?

If you feel bad then you can go.

By myself?

I meant, we can go.

Like, both of us.

Okay.

I think I have some
nut skin in my teeth

so I'm gonna just
take care of that.

- Hey.
- Hi.

You're funny.

There you are.

Can you guys light some candles?

Sure.

I'm gonna put some
birdseed in the thingy.

I love you.

Your lips look nice.

Shit!

Oh, let's get it under water.

Go, go, go, go.

Let's get it under water.

Oh my God,
this is my good hand.

Yeah but it's fine,
give it a second.

It's not helping.

All right, all right.

Oh God, I'm so nervous.

There's so many things.

It's fine,
you're ambidextrous.

It's okay.

That's not even
what I'm worried about.

Are you okay?

What if I can't...

Stop.

You're as sexy as butter.

You can't even eat butter.

No but I wish that I could.

Such a good kisser.

Better than Mia?

I don't know,
we're about to find out.

I'm sure she can't compare.

Kate, I just...

I feel like something is
off, so I just wanted to ask.

Have you...

What?

Have I what?

What if I can't orgasm?

I can't relax with new lovers.

The first couple times
I'm so self-conscious.

I know, I remember.

Yeah.

You didn't orgasm
our first time either.

I did.

Oh really?

Mm-hmm.

I was just quiet.

I made lasagna
if you're hungry.

Thanks but I have guests.

I saw one of
your guests earlier,

that's why I thought
you might be hungry.

They'll be gone
in the morning.

If you want, I can help
you with your work then.

Good luck to you, darlin'.

Thank you, goodnight.

Maybe you can
help make it happen.

That's brilliant.

Not now, not now.

She could be back any minute.

Isn't that the point?

No.

Okay, listen,
when we're in there

and she's working on me

and I'm enjoying it

but I just know that
I'm not gonna get there.

I have an idea.

What about a safe word?

Like a "Kate takes over"
safe word.

Yes, perfect, okay.

"Heaven,"
I'm gonna say, "Heaven."

"Heaven."

Okay, how many times?

Like a couple times,
three times, four times?

My mind is not gonna
be working well in there,

so I say "Heaven"
any number of times

and you come in and take
over and get me there, okay?

Wouldn't it make more
sense if we said "Limbo?"

No, that's not
very flattering.

You can count on me.

That's a cute little dish.

Got it in Thailand.

God, I wish
I could travel the world.

But I would definitely
end up kidnapped

or dysentery.

Probably both.

There's a really lovely
cross breeze upstairs.

Plus, we can put the fan on.

Go.

Just through here.

Oh.

Hey, Kate,
look it's gentle moss.

Our kitchen's the same color.

Yeah.

Awww.

Oh, come on.

Clark has one job.

This house is falling apart.

Never mind.

Excuse me.

Okay.

Hey.

Should we go play
"Spin the Bottle" downstairs?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, tequila.

Body shots, that will
cool you right down.

Awesome.

How exactly do you do that?

Have you guys
never done this together?

No, definitely not.

Okay, so, I am going to lick
you on the neck right here

and then I'm gonna salt you.

Oh my Gosh, I'm so sweaty,
I hope you can't smell.

And then I'm gonna lick
all the salt off the area.

Then take a shot,
then bite the lime.

Ready, babe?

Yeah.

Wait, what was
the last part again?

Okay, I'm gonna lick you,
salt you and lick you,

shot, lime.

- Ready?
- Okay.

Uh huh.

Okay.

Oh, that makes me dizzy.

It's in my shirt.

I'll get it late,
don't worry.

All right.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Lime off, babe.

Do it.

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.

Spin the bottle?

Good idea.

All right.

Da, da, da, da, da, da, daaa.

Go.

Hello.

Perfect.

Are you hot?

Yeah.

Do you need some ice?

Ice would be amazing.

Hey, are you having fun?

Yes.

I am.

I'm having a great time.

I don't wanna go home.

Good.

Only one ice cube left.

Terrible host.

Would you go get some more?

All right.

It's at the gas station
just down the street.

I know.

Back in a jiff.

Thank you.

You feeling all right?

I'm feeling great
just really hot.

I will definitely help.

You just need to put it
at your points.

Do you want me to show
you before this melts?

Yeah.

Let's go outside.

Okay.

Oh, here you go.

You need to get it
on the points.

Here.

Wrist.

Wrist.

Neck.

Wanna try?

Mm-hmm

Oh.

Oh my goodness, let me do it.

You're gonna get heated up
again with all that movement.

Wrists.

Neck.

I can't pay attention
to two women at once.

You guys have been
together a year, yeah?

Almost two.

Just pay attention to me then.

All right.

Where'd you guys meet?

At the laundry mat.

She gave me a dryer sheet.

Hard to come by.

They're like stamps, you know?

Every time
I need a stamp I'm like,

"Why don't I have any stamps."

And then I borrow one and
I forget all about stamps.

Amnesia of the mundane.

I only remember things
that don't matter.

It might matter.

You can't really know.

Come dance with me.

I don't want to
step on your little toes

with my big boots.

Take 'em off.

Okay.

Did you know that
moons can have moons

and they're called "moon moons."

Here.

Are you worried about Kate?

You're sweet.

Listen,

if we all end up in a daisy
chain foot rub, I'll be happy.

I don't expect sex.

Doesn't matter one bit.

I'm so attracted to you.

I didn't think
that I would be but...

I am.

You've done this before, right?

Which part?

Can I take your hair down?

Sure.

I just wanna see how it moves.

Beautiful.

Do you want me
to read your palm?

Since you like tarot,
you'd probably like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Scoot in.

You're right-handed, yeah?

Mostly.

Our dominate hand tells us
about our past experiences

and what we'll do.

And our passive hand

tells us about the traits and
tendencies we were born with.

What do they say
about food allergies?

Oh.

What?

Your heart line has a
couple of wild forks in it

and they intersect
with the life line.

Does that mean
I'm gonna die young?

I'm never gonna finish my book.

No, it means that you
are unpredictable in love

and the lifeline doesn't
talk about how long you live.

It's about how you live.

Oh, that feels really good.

Yeah?

Ow.

God.

I burned myself
lighting the candle.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

It's okay, I forgot about it.

Amnesia.

I hope you don't forget that.

Hey.

I was just looking at
her pour, sour finger.

Yeah, she's ambidextrous,
it's fine.

Thanks for the ice.

You feeling better?

Yeah.

Brought you something.

Oh, my favorite popsicles.

You're the best.

I thought there'd be
more food here

but I don't think
she has a lot of money.

We should've brought a dish.

What, like a potluck?

We're the pots.

True.

Should we go
get more comfortable?

Sure.

Kate, can you
grab the tequila?

Yeah.

Let's play a game.

I love games.

So,

let's go around
and each tell a story.

Something about our childhood

or something that happened
at college or at work.

Something not mundane.

Tidbits.

And then the other two people

get to ask
two questions about it.

Okay.

Mia, you go first.

Let's make it something like

the first time
we all did something.

Mmmmm.

You just drank.

Does that mean that you've
had a lot of threesomes?

Babe, this isn't
"Never Have I Ever."

I'm just drinking to drink.

Right.

Right, right.

Okay, so,

the first time
I had a physical fight.

I had just moved to Texas and
there was a boy in my class

and he was such a bully.

He destroyed my science project.

So I followed him
into the bathroom

and I punched him in the face.

You punched someone
in the face?

I was mad.

Besides, I had just
moved to that school.

If I didn't do something,
I would've been mincemeat.

What happened next?

So he pushed me and
pinned me down to the ground

and lucky a teacher came
in and ripped him off me.

How old were you?

Eleven.

And what was
your science project?

It was a model of the moon
made out of sugar cubes.

So,

a square moon?

Hmmmm.

Did you get into
a lot of fights?

That was two questions.

Fine.

Your turn.

Okay.

Let's see.

Oh, I was in high school,
my first job.

I was cleaning offices
from five to nine.

One of them was like a
dentist's office and,

you know those like nitrous
masks they put over your face?

My best friend and I would
put it on and get so high.

Whoa, I never knew about that.

You could've died.

Definitely could have, yes.

What was it like?

I mean, it was kind of
like floating, hopeful.

Kinda felt like
it was like being in love.

And then you stole
those mini toothpastes

that they give out to kids.

Yes.

How do you know about that?

Oh, we talked about it
in the bar.

Hmmm.

Well do you know
about the rings?

You know how dentists give
out those toys or whatever

when they fill kids cavities?

Like, they have
the big jewels on them?

I took a bunch of those.

Why?

I don't know.

Thought they were pretty,
I guess.

Maybe it was revenge for

me having braces my
whole life or something.

You should be thankful
you had braces

because now you have
such perfect teeth.

Jenna would never
steal anything.

Too honest.

You say it like
it's a bad thing.

I just don't like
feeling guilty.

Even if I go into a store
and the aisle's empty,

I feel guilty.

Because you think
you'll get away with it.

I don't know.

Catholic school just made
me feel guilty for existing.

All right, Jenna, your turn.

Okay.

My first kiss.

So I was babysitting
with my friend

and the kids had
this Batman mask

and she puts the mask on

and starts talking
like she's Batman

and like
I'm Batman's girlfriend.

She kisses me through the
mask and I kiss her back

but there's
that plastic between us.

And then I wanted to put
on the mask and be Batman

but we heard the parents
coming up the driveway,

so that was it.

Did you ever kiss her again?

No.

We were neighborhood friends,
you know?

We played soccer and rode
bikes and went swimming.

I wanted to but...

But she wasn't a boy but
you didn't think you could.

What were you like, 13?

Mm-hmm.

I have a mask in my suitcase.

I can show you.

No.

No, no, no.

No sleeping.

No, no, no, I'm not sleeping.

Okay.

You having fun?

I'm having a great time.

You look pretty.

You look beautiful.

Hi.

Hi.

Get on up there.

It's not Batman but...

Oh my gosh, you have to
send that to me right now.

I'm gonna put
my number in here, yeah?

Sure.

Can you show me
that dance again?

All right.

Cheers.

Woo!

Uh oh.

Keep her up!

I hate to get up but I
need to use the bathroom.

Great.

Terrible timing, sorry.

Okay.

You look so beautiful
right now.

What, you do.

Don't forget though, okay?

If I need you to step in.

I won't.

I promise.

Okay.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Can I take your socks off?

Yeah.

Ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

I'm in Heaven.

I could do this all night.

So close, I'm in Heaven.

Oh, dear God.

Oh, dear God in Heaven.

I'm sorry, I'm too tense.

We go all night.

Just tell me, us, whatever
it is that you want.

We could all take a nap too.

Yeah.

Oh, God, babe, I'm so sorry.

I forgot.

I'm just,
it's too much pressure, okay?

I'm just gonna.

Wait.

I just, I need 10 minutes.

Hi.

I fell asleep.

Me too.

Is Jenna okay?

- She's okay.
- Yeah?

She just needs a reset.

She'll be fine.

Maybe I wasn't doing
what she likes.

No.

You're amazing.

Best I've ever had.

Come on.

You know that I'm
falling for you, right?

It's only because I'm leaving.

No.

Jenna's brilliant
and she's fun.

Why would you
wanna fuck that up?

You already messed it.

I don't know.

Hello.

Hi, again.

It goes from hot to cold
real quick around here.

I'm just taking
a break from writing.

It's not writer's block,

it's just too big a snow
ball to get my arms around.

Want some?

Just coffee.

Mmmm.

Wow, that's really good,
thank you.

Thank you.

Make sure you take those
wet socks off.

You don't wanna catch a cold.

I'm about to go home anyway.

I usually don't see
women leave all weekend.

So you've known Mia
for a long time.

Oh yeah.

Bought the place six years
ago after she sold "Lucinda."

Let's me stay here
to work and recover.

Wait.

Mia wrote "Lucina Ancient?"

Mia is R.S. Corson,

the author that no one
has ever seen in public?

Don't tell her
I said anything.

You liked her
already anyway, right?

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Fuck you, Kate.

Hi.

Can I have some?

Mm-hmm.

Me too.

I have an idea.

Oh yeah?

If you could just...

Oh.

Cold.

Yeah, I thought we could
all use a little cooling down.

Oh, it's so cold.

Jenna

Heaven, right?

I feel stoned,

so relaxed

and sticky as I've ever been.

I'm gonna have a shower.

Okay.

Oh, you guys starving?

I'll order some food.

You don't smoke.

Now I do.

This turned out nice

with this whole thing.

I can't figure you out,
what's going on?

How come you lied?

What're you talking about?

You've obviously
been sleeping with Mia.

For how long?

I don't, I don't...

You told me that you
don't lie, remember?

Just don't keep doing it.

I told you when we first
met, it really fucks me up.

Babe, I'm really sorry.

I didn't plan for this
to happen, okay?

I didn't plan
to fall for her like I did.

You didn't plan?

You planned this whole
thing to cover your tracks.

Made it seem like
it was our thing

and it's just your thing.

Jenna, I'm sorry.

Sorry I don't know
what else to say.

I'm fucked up.

Why would you
let it get this far?

To meet her, be attracted
to her, have sex with her?

God, you think I'm stupid.

I am stupid.

I shouldn't have done it,
I shouldn't have brought you.

You just thought that
you could keep lying

and she would go to Hawaii
and I would never find out.

No, I didn't think that.

You wouldn't gone
with her if she had asked you.

No, I love you.

Then come home with me.

Wait.

You're attracted to her
too, aren't you?

Of course I am.

Why do you think
I had sex with her?

It wasn't just
to make you happy.

I think you
"like her" like her.

You "love her" love her.

I need to get out of here.

Please don't.

We can talk about this later.

I wanna
talk about it now, Jenna.

I wanna leave before she
gets out of the shower.

I'll be home soon.

Will you come now?

No, she's like in the shower.

It's a little bit weird,
it's rude.

Don't come home.

Come on in.

I just wanted to let
you know I'm taking off.

Thank you
for a wonderful night, R.S.

Kate?

Kate?

Hello?

In here.

So Jenna left?

Yeah.

Is she okay?

I don't know.

Said she didn't feel well.

I'm bummed she left.

Yeah.

Did she...

say anything about me?

No.

I'm still feeling it.

Oh, jeez.

Did she not know about us?

Fuck, Kate.

You said you told her.

Yeah, well, I didn't.

She figured it out.

Jesus, Kate.

I'm sorry.

I need some food.

I'm really sorry.

If I order some spring
rolls, will you have some?

Yeah.

As she traced the pulse

of the waning affair,

she was startled
by a strange, new woman

who was like
a burning cigarette ash

skittering and glowing in
the road in front of her,

making her slow down.

Hey.

It's me.

I'm so sorry, Jenna.

If I can
talk to you tomorrow maybe.

I love you.

Hey, could I get
chicken fried rice

and spring rolls please.

No, no, that's just for one.

Thank you.

Hello, again.

Weird.

I don't think I've ever
had the same driver twice.

I'm Yuka.

Nice to meet you again.

Have a good night?

I don't know what I just had.

Fair enough.

Ready then?

Sure.

- So...
- You can stay if you want

but if you need to go
to her, you should go.

I don't.

Okay, well,

I'm gonna go outside
and grab a smoke.

Listen, I'd really
like to see you again.

Just you

and if you want to come to
Hawaii, I can buy you a ticket.

Maybe I can help you
with your novel.

Or you can help me with mine.

Anyway, you have my number,

so call me.

Can we pull over really fast?

Yeah, of course.

Do you need help?

Just two minutes please.

Okay.

Oh God, it's fine, you can go.

I'm okay.

You're my last ride.

I'm in no hurry to get home.

Yeah, me neither.

Could you get my bag then?

Of course.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Last week I picked up a
guy who just got married.

He was smashed.

Had me pick him up way down
the street from his reception.

Where was the bride?

He saw her kissing the
best man in the parking lot.

He hoped he could go home,
pass out

and not remember it
when he woke up.

He was a descent guy.

I hope it worked out.

That's sweet.

Your girlfriend?

She's in love with

the woman we slept with
tonight turns out.

You wanna talk about it?

I don't wanna throw up again.

I'll be quiet
until you feel better.

Actually, could you
tell me a story?

Whatever.

What you did
last Tuesday, anything.

Well,

Tuesday I took my bike
to get fixed.

I got a new front tire
because someone stole it

when it was locked up
on the street.

I hate that.

So I went to
a donut shop to wait

and I had some coffee...

Wait, what color
was your bike?

Red.

I was picturing blue.

I'm sorry, go on.

So I had some coffee and
a chocolate cake donut.

I read "Savage Love" and I
made a dentist appointment

but they didn't have an
opening for three weeks

and I was glad.

Thank you.

Maybe a little walk will help?

Yeah, that would be nice.

Wow.

Still here?

Yeah.

I guess that's
a good sign.

Come here.

We have a little bit of time
before the food gets here.

I...

I need to call off the bet,
I think.

Home now?

Not ready to go home.

Breakfast?

Food would be good.

Yes, I know a good place.

Okay.