Good Boy (2016) - full transcript
Six days of life of common Russian pupil Nikolay Smirnov. Extraordinary days! First of all he thought that a young English teacher Alice fell in love with him. Then somebody set on fire the school computer room. Then Ksenia, the directors daughter, fell in love with Nikolay, because she thought that it was Nikolay who set the school on fire. And after all Nikolay's father ordered the whole family to follow new schedule - 12/36. It means to sleep 12 hours and not to sleep for 36 hours. Nikolay could not get enough sleep. Only few days left before the school day when all heroes of the comedy will meet each other. And Nikolay should deal with his private life, find the arsonist and rearrange relations with his parents. But suddenly director makes to Nikolay an unusual offer...
Motor.
Started.
Dima, please take it.
Actually, you can't.
Cottage cheese is not digested
in the first half of the day.
Poison.
What, you do not taste good?
Yes, delicious.
Delicious and arsenic can cook.
Condensed milk from whom?
And arsenic, by the way, is well absorbed?
OK. But once.
Well, what are you saying?
Arsenic is metal.
How can metal be well absorbed?
Arsenic is semi metal.
Please don't argue with dad.
Arsenic is metal.
Arsenic is a semi-metal.
Ira
Began.
Here it is. Arsenic.
Time to work.
Yes...
It's hard for you in life, son.
Difficult.
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Kolya Smirnov.
I study at the ninth form.
Our school is the oldest in our city.
We have a lot of good traditions here.
Put your hands down, do not fall.
What is it yourself? How are you?
Fine.
Fine? And why do you have Rods so tight?
You tell them what's up, thirty a day.
I will say.
Wow, bro.
Also i have an older brother Dima.
Come on.
Simakova. Simakova!
Will you go on a date in the evening
in an extension, Simakova?
Kolyan, you really stink.
On, sprinkle.
Come quickly.
Is that a gas canister?
Tochnyak.
My father is a scientist.
Listen, the recovery system.
IEFIT Alexander Smirnov
this is my system!
But now he works at home.
Yes, you will live like this
long time that you get sick!
Girl, how old are you now?
By the way, the apothecary asked you to convey
what kind of production
drugs without a certificate
There may be criminal liability.
Son, why are you chatting
about this with the pharmacist?
What was I supposed to do?
He asked why we
so much seaweed, dad!
Right.
Let's ask now
pharmacists, how we live!
My mother is ... Accountant.
Accountant.
Accountant. Thank you.
How are things at school?
Do not answer, Kolya, do not answer.
He had not consulted with the pharmacist.
Ira!
7 minutes, as my work day ended.
Will we have dinner tonight?
Of course. Here is a little bit and we will.
I very like to play with my friends.
Damn, what are you showing?
This cats are eating!
This is St. John's Wort. The tower is demolishing.
Stop, Kolya.
What, you don't like English?
Like.
Maybe you do not like me?
No, you are awesome.
Oh, what is your expression!
I do not understand you. Well, what's the matter then?
Just English is irrelevant.
Now everyone is learning Chinese.
* speaks chinese *
We booked a double room.
Here are our passports.
I've bought a tutorial.
Did you buy it yourself?
Well yes.
It is not difficult.
You give money - you get a book.
This is a shop.
So.
Well, then you will come in the evening to me.
I will give you a disc with lessons, you will teach.
Cool But still pops.
Throw off later.
Today, eared beat will be.
Bagdasar today eared knead will.
Bagdasar?
Bagdasar. At 4 behind the school.
Well, of course, sorry eared.
And you heard about pisun?
Whom?
In short, there was a dude
who pisses on people.
In the sense of? How pisses?
Just takes a fit, pees into the support.
From the balcony?
And what from the balcony pees?
You yourself from the balcony!
He pisses from the balcony at you
on normal people
just fit and piss.
It pisses me off when talking
like that they interfere.
Wait, why does pisun do this?
Does he take revenge on someone?
He pisses only on beautiful women.
It is on the Internet.
Twenty-five again.
On beautiful women?
Yes.
Yes, so you have nothing to fear, Glebova.
I mean, to whom he takes revenge?
Glebova, wrap up in a package.
Well, it is clear that he has some
child psychotrauma.
Yes?
That is, it is small
someone once wrote
and now he is taking revenge.
Something like an unclosed gestalt.
What are you talking about?
This is a classic case.
First you are a victim, and then a maniac.
The basics of psychology.
Freud.
Freud of course pops, but he
also, by the way, it is.
What are you soaring!
Just dude takes, fits and pisses!
Writes and that's it!
All, I will not go to the physical py.
I'll go for chips in a stall.
It's true?
Ksyusha, did you kiss in class?
Pa, do you even care?
Right in the middle of the lesson.
I can't say anything to Bagdasarov.
- Hello.
- Hello.
He is an imbecile. And Ksyusha ...
Hello, Hello.
Above! Raise up higher!
Well, Vladimir Anatolyevich.
Well, Ksyusha must understand.
Damn, that she and her father so swears?
He's a cool guy and a good director.
And why with Bagdasarov?
You yourself said he was a freak.
Who am I with? With Stanislav Ilyich?
Ksyusha, I want to introduce
you with your love
Meet, this is Stanislav
Ilyich, or just Ilyich.
Or just a bucket.
Dronov, give me your daughter,
I also want to be a director.
You do not know the main thing
bucket, you are my daughter too.
Bucket Vladimirovna Dronova.
You broke my nose!
Well sleep? Let's cross!
Ksyusha, I'm talking to you.
Hello.
Hello.
Great.
Are you getting ready for school day?
- Yes.
- Not.
Not.
What you do not want a new computer center?
I have computers at home a thousand times better.
Clear.
The key to the attic is returned.
We get off the roof.
Excuse me.
Dronova, but what was that?
And this is the dance floor, the Jamaican folk dance.
Which one
Jamaican.
Clear.
You are in Russia, Dronova.
So, everyone came here.
Fast, fast, fast.
We look.
Learned?
My best student.
Well, Stanislav Ilyich!
What kind of giggles?
Look like a man dancing.
Could work in the ensemble of Igor Moiseyev.
Well? Inspired?
And I advise you to be inspired!
Polka is our dance.
Well well. Somehow more fun, more energetic!
Dronova, come on! Smile!
Somehow talented!
On Saturday you perform
by the way, not me.
And remember, each missed rehearsal
automatic control
in each of my subjects:
In chemistry, biology and OBZHE.
Ksyusha, Ksyusha, wait, please. Hey.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Kohl.
You and I are dancing polka together.
I noticed.
Well, you're from the 10th, I'm from 9-B.
So what?
I just thought, you are Aquarius, and I am a scale.
This is perfect compatibility.
Well, like John Lenon and Yoko Ono.
Kurt and Courtney, Sid and Nancy.
What?
Okay, forgot. Wait, wait.
Well, maybe we go somewhere,
I know one cool place.
Well, let's do it differently.
Let me something for
I will make you and then ...
What can you do for me?
Yes, whatever. What do you want?
And what do you can?
I can cut off my finger.
Finger? Fuck me your finger?
Let's get the whole hand.
Hand?
Why don't you want anything else?
I want youngsters
ceased to heap me
I want a pink porsche and I want
so that this school burned nafig.
Arrange?
And the truth is that you imagine
Silicone breasts made?
Well, eared?
Alignment you know, proceed.
Get stronger.
What are you at all?
Nothing.
What have you got?
Giving, I said, stronger.
Listen, ballerina, can help you?
- Stronger!
- And for what it?
Yes, he put on a Bagdasar jacket,
he mixed up with his wardrobe.
Come on. What look like or what?
Yes count it
they are generally the same near hung.
Ksenia, and I teach life here.
Hello.
Yes.
You said for the drive to go.
Yes, I completely forgot.
Well...
Come on in. Candy, tea?
No thanks.
Sit down
I have a cake
if I didn't eat it yesterday.
Well, what did we do last time?
Past continuous.
Past continued. My favorite time.
It passes and all is not
ends, does not end.
Eat
Well, tell me,
what's new or old?
You, by the way, have become worse engaged. Yes Yes.
Your English is terrible, Kolya.
I ... I’ll probably come back tomorrow, right?
No, no, no. Stay were you are.
I just wanted to consult with you.
Now.
Do you mind if I drink a little wine?
You'll? On.
Come on.
Just imagine. Now let's say I'm a woman.
Young, beautiful, smart, charming.
And there is another, none at all,
but she only has a very adult child
and so she ...
Here you go.
And who should a man choose?
And that second woman
child from this man?
Well, suppose yes.
Well then obviously important here
the one he loves himself.
Of course. Young, beautiful, yes?
Probably.
Well, then there is no
problems should not be.
We must of course choose the one you love.
Be honest and tell the truth
then nobody will hurt
nobody will hurt
no one will suffer.
That's all they say, we live for the sake of children.
Yes, do not live for the sake of children!
Now, if my parents
in love with someone
and honestly said about it
I would say first: "Divorce guys.
Advice to you, love. "
Listen, I have a favorite film.
Let's see it.
True without translation
but it will be considered
as an extra lesson.
I thought you were already gone.
Why did you do that?
Stand in the corner.
Zadera dress.
Are you joking?
I can no longer look.
Why? And what's next?
Everything is very sad there. I can not do it anymore.
Why? Let's get to see.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back too.
Where are you going?
Oh, yes ... I got a call from the school, I need help.
Here, the doors do. They called me, said.
The tenth hour. Which school?
Ah ... yes no, no, no.
They sometimes work there up to 12, you know?
Need to help necessarily.
Nikolay, come in. Now there will be an announcement.
Did you know,
that as a result of many studies
including mine personally,
that ordinary earth day
not at all organic for human mode.
Our body lives in a different rhythm.
This rhythm is called a 12-36 system.
In order to organically
enter into resonance with this rhythm,
need 12 hours to sleep,
Then 36 hours stay awake.
That is, 12 hours of sleep, 36 hours of sleep.
So many people live now:
Cavers, astronauts, deputies.
This is the only healthy.
mode for a person.
Oh, I did not understand anything.
For our health
from today we
go to this system.
12-36.
Accordingly, we do not sleep tonight.
What for?
That's why we sleep at night?
Because it's night, dad.
That's right, earthly night!
But there is a cosmic night.
The sun!
The sun is not the only
star, their billions!
And the rhythms of the cosmos are much
stronger than the rhythms of the sun.
This, I hope, understand?
That is, this night we do not sleep and
do what we want, yes?
Pa, are you serious?
I look like someone who is not serious?
No, I look like someone who is not serious?
Dad, this is a great idea.
Personally, I really like it.
I'll be literally half an hour now,
then come back and we
all night we will not sleep.
Okay?
That's it, dad. Cool idea! Straight respect!
Everything, I ran.
Nikolay! Nikolay! Kolya, wait.
10 hours, today you will not go anywhere.
Dad.
Sasha, and maybe some water?
Ira, this is a common cause and
do it together.
Dima, son! Come here, come here.
Nikolai, take off your shoes.
Forgive me please.
Forgive me please,
well that's just
how do you imagine it?
Children to school tomorrow, to work for me.
I, too, to work.
Ira, I also work all day.
Yes at home. This is even worse.
I'm like an astronaut in orbit!
I have no picture change at all.
Good. But what will we do at night?
Well what?
Here it is. You wanted a repair.
We will do the repair.
All this is crazy.
Well, how do you know
is it insane or not?
Well, how's your date in the annex?
How is your Simakova?
Barely survived.
So, it is necessary to enter the mode gradually.
Weaklings.
Yes, Stanislav Ilyich,
cool computer center opened.
Congratulations!
Seryoga, your balloon?
So, guys, we are going.
Live, live, we have a call.
Let's live!
What's going on?
Yes, this is a clear arson.
What?
Look at Stanislav Ilyich.
And what?
Look, eyes as they run!
Speech, are you kidding?
He is a teacher of computer science. Why does he need it?
He is a hipster.
Mac uses,
and all computers were vindouzovye.
These yablochniki, they, as sect.
Took and burned.
Speech, I started a novel.
What?
Alisa Denisovna, hello.
Kolya, not now.
OK I understood.
Kohl, let's go talk.
Good.
Quickly all to school!
Lessons have not been canceled!
Quickly!
Cool coincidence, huh?
Which one
I said yesterday about
school, and today - once ...
So what?
And what do I have to wait for pink tomorrow?
It depends on you.
Listen, and you are not so already a moron.
Well, what do you want?
And what can you do?
And what do you want?
And what can you do?
And what do you want?
And what can you do?
Well, I can give you a phone number.
Come on.
And you certainly would like to immediately
check my silicone or not.
Well no.
Well no?
Would not want to.
How would you not? Who was here half the year?
Ksyusha, you are the main thing, do not be offended.
Yes, I do not mind, I do not care.
No, I just thought ...
You're a fool.
Objectively speaking.
And we would still in
in the end nothing happened
and you still have Baghdasar.
Are you dating him and
I would only disturb you.
And then, I am now aiming at
some more adult relationships.
But thank you anyway.
Are you not afraid that I will tell everyone?
What will you tell?
What have you set fire to the school?
I did not set fire to anything.
Like this? You said yesterday
what do you want to set fire to
You said that.
Tempo, tempo, tempo! We work!
Faster ball translate guys!
Do not be lazy!
Like Pinocchio!
Smirnov who slows down? We work!
Like this!
And unfortunately
we have every reason to assume
what's the arsonist of our computer center
is among us.
How among us?
Among the students.
But I promise you that we will find it.
This git didn't burn
just new computers
that were sent to us last week
from the ministry of education,
he burned so many of our labors
efforts, money, finally!
And he will answer for this, guys.
I would like to warn
that from now on in school will
enhanced security measures.
If someone knows something
report immediately.
And now I will say something important.
The dance rehearsal is not canceled tomorrow.
Not "y", tomorrow!
To get easy!
Unreal! I'll die now!
And how much did you keep them?
2 seconds.
2 seconds! 2 seconds!
Crunchy!
No, well, I think
she won't tell anyone anything.
Father won't say anything
Baghdasar is also unlikely.
And you need any
go to Alice Denisovna.
Such a chick!
She called you herself.
In short, if you don't go to her,
then I'll go to her myself.
Got it?
Pancake! Fucking awesome.
2 seconds.
Hello, Nikolay.
Hello, Stanislav Ilyich.
Oh, Kolya, did you want something?
Well, I came back.
What?
Well, I thought maybe we
do you drink yesterday's wine?
What's the matter, Kohl?
Well, maybe we'll see
your favorite movie again.
Kohl, listen,
you and I haven't done it yet
but there is time in English
past perfect - past completed.
This is when something happened in the past,
maybe by chance
ended, ended, you know.
Will not happen again.
But I really could not yesterday.
I know, Kolya.
But I am a teacher, and you are a student.
And the rest is
wrong, stupid and dangerous.
Kolya.
What? Are you walking?
Yes.
Do you live near here?
There.
Clear.
Do you have a lesson with Alisa Denisovna, right?
Did you come in?
Yes.
Well done.
Here I am too.
And then after graduation,
You know, I forgot everything.
Thank you, Alisa Denisovna
helps pull up.
You only in school do not crack
this, and that is inconvenient.
Director of English does not know.
Do you call Kolya?
Yes.
Come on Nikolai, nice to meet you.
What girl appeared?
Fine.
Blonde?
Not.
Fine.
Wait. Wait. Wait a second.
On.
Only you first try it yourself.
Well without. Well, myself.
Got it?
Good.
Well, will I go to sleep?
Well, sit with your father for once in your life.
What about him?
I dont know. He says he got sick.
Mama.
Present Perfect.
He has worked.
We, you, they have worked.
Okey. Clear
Let`s right down.
Don`t sleep. Wake up.
To go nuts!
Well done.
Everything is clear?
Yes.
Okay
So what is this shnyaga?
Shnyaga?
What are you doing? These are hard drives.
From the burnt annexe.
Maybe there about a bucket there is something.
Bucket?
Did you go there?
What the hell are you?
What are you doing? There is some information
About the fire can be important!
What information?
I dont know.
Maybe there was a bucket recording something.
This is evidence.
What does Stanislav Ilich, Spicha have to do with it?
Are you completely crazy?
What nafig information?
About the fire.
There basically new computers
stood, you know.
- New!
- So, Smirnov.
I don't know, maybe ... Okay.
Repeat what I said.
Well, repeat.
I'm not sure,
I would like to repeat after you.
How to understand it?
So understand.
Okay, then leave the classroom.
Hello, Stanislav Ilyich.
Hello, Kohl.
You are actually with Alice Denisovna
you don't do English there, huh?
Eagle.
Eagle.
Are you Smirnov?
Yes.
Well, exactly, I thought yesterday
You are the son of this, Sani Smirnova.
Yes.
I thought something familiar yesterday.
Heck! Sanya Smirnov. Really look like.
What are you there about Alice Denisovna?
I say you are with her ...
Here it is.
Sanya Smirnov. Absolutely. Sorry.
What is he doing now?
He was an athlete.
Well, I heard.
And now he is a scientist, a doctor.
- Doctor?
- Yeah.
Smirnov. He had a nickname
funny, I remember. Doctor!
Which one?
Come on. The past is stupidity.
Not. Which one?
Bzdonagoga
How?
Bzdonagoga
Well, don't bother you.
Young were fools.
Well, Smirnov, sit down.
What?
Vsyurilsya in the teacher?
I understand you.
Alisa Denisovna, she is an amazing woman.
But as a school principal
and how simple a man is
I warn you
stay away from her.
Admire - yes, admire - yes.
By the way, write her poems.
But not more.
And then you will regret.
Tackle.
Right, look.
Nikolay Aleksandrovich, comrade Smirnov,
if you decide all the same
do something stupid
you call first.
Agreed?
Yeah.
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
Well? Got it?
I already won 2 battles.
Look, how disgusting! Why so much?
You chew, chew.
Carefully! Otherwise it does not work.
And what should be?
Now, now, wait.
Everything will be now. Powerful stuff.
So, friends, I greet you
today on this overcast day.
It's tough, it's tough, people!
First one on one, now there are a lot of them.
They have teamwork!
I'll go to her now.
But how?
Damn, Spicha,
through the door.
I would think of something more fun.
More cool door?
Yes, but you're just not an adult.
Appreciate, there are cars, mortgages ...
What do you want to hit her?
Kolyan, Kolyan, now, van sec!
Now, now, now, Kolya.
I'm with you.
Kolya! Kolya, catch it!
Alright enough. Forgot. Come on, good luck!
Salad put you still?
Thanks Mom.
Well what are you? Sit down, cool down already.
This is me arson school.
How do you?
You can say,
if they come I was at home.
Wait. When? When did it happen?
On a date.
With Simakova?
In the annex?
Yes, on a date with Simakova in the annex.
Wait. Well...
Well waited there for a long time, smoked.
Well threw a cigarette butt in the trash.
It caught fire, I guess.
Do you smoke?
Mom, he smokes from the fifth grade.
You better say, Simakova saw you there?
Yes, this goat did not come.
You said she barely survived.
Shut up, damn it.
Wait, wait. What Simakova?
Yes it is you wait, mom.
Does she even know that you were there?
No, I do not know.
I told her that I did not come either.
Well, goof.
I would say that for the sake of her school arson.
She would come running to you right away.
Yes, you goof yourself.
Good. Well anyone
saw you there at all?
Yes.
No, nobody saw me.
I almost slept, but I washed away.
I am now, just a moment. Excuse me.
Hello! Yes.
Why aren't you calling, grab?
Do you stick to the contact?
Ksyusha, hello. I...
I called you, just from me
In the phone, the four is stuck.
True?
I have no four in my room.
Yes?
Strange.
Well, in short, I can say
what movie would i go today.
With whom?
With whom? With you.
Hello?
Ksyusha, I ...
Probably today just will not work.
I have a family holiday.
Well, okay.
At the very same today everything is clogged. Well bye then.
No, Ksyusha, wait, wait! I do not...
We need to calm down now all
and with it it is necessary to sleep with everything.
Here, tomorrow morning we'll talk.
We are not sleeping today.
Wait, you heard now
what did Dima say?
Yes.
With Dima everything will be fine.
And the mode is the mode.
Regime is health.
Yes, what mode?
12-36.
Or maybe 11-85?
Some kind of nonsense.
If someone started hanging out at night,
it does not mean yet
that you can talk with your father.
Sasha, I beg you.
Here it is necessary to suffer one night.
And the mode will work.
Dima himself will thank me later.
Well, if he is sent to prison?
Yes which prison?
He is a minor. To the colony, yes.
I am important, why am I trying?
For whom, for them?
I'm trying for you to ...
So that you are independent
from all this crap!
Do you understand? To be by themselves!
Forgive me please.
Sometimes it seems to me that you are.
Bzdonagoga
Bondonega!
Kolya! Take the jacket!
Great.
Hello.
What happened?
I...
Listen, you froze all over.
Well no.
And the snow has gone.
Thank.
Numb!
What happened?
I'm probably just for now
I will live separately from my parents.
At your school at night
still no one.
Maybe you give
me some keys?
I will be clean, neat.
Have a falling out?
Yes.
- With Father?
- Yes.
Listen, here is my daughter
does not speak at all.
We have a war with her.
As at Stalingrad.
But if she leaves home,
I, to put it mildly, will not be happy.
Yes, it is just furious with fat.
Here I would not be surprised if she is about you now
says to your father
Hardly.
He does not communicate with anyone at all.
Even on the street does not go.
Yes?
Tackle.
You are the lucky guy.
- Here, yes?
- Yeah.
Thank.
Come on. Father hello pass on. Wait.
What about you
think when she's
air flips?
Not.
How then?
Wait.
Now.
Tackle.
Stunned.
Happily, Kohl.
Hey.
Great.
Listen, what happens in general?
Baghdasar will beat you today.
What?
When he beat you,
You put your elbows forward like this.
And the person, the main thing, protect.
Everything will be fine.
In short, as if the information came alone.
How would type one paw my chick!
Who the hell are you?
You paw my chick, right?
I'm not your chick!
Shut up, I told you!
In short, yes or no?
Yes.
Young man, do you need 100 rubles?
You talking to me?
Yes Yes.
I want to give you 100 rubles.
Come on.
Only I have something to tell you.
Another 100 rubles?
Of course.
Hold on
Earned 200 rubles!
Listen, it's his first
honestly earned money!
Now.
Ksyusha!
Hey. What are you doing?
With Speech in the club with the girls come off.
Someone pays you
so that you communicate with them?
And someone pays you,
so that you walked with Baghdasar?
I did not burn you to Baghdasar. I'm sorry.
Come on. We drove.
And why are you really no longer walk with him?
I'm sick?
Well yes.
Here, like a reputation stained.
Well, that is, you are now basically free.
Well, at the place of Baghdasar in general, the queue is worth
Okay, come on tomorrow.
Today?
And today I can not. Family celebration.
Hello.
Kohl, Lord.
You can appear in my
life somehow less unexpected?
I was already leaving. Did you want something?
I...
I just wanted to say that ...
In general, I will have tomorrow
date with another woman.
Well that's great. I congratulate you.
No, I ...
I just wanted to find out.
Do we have a point? Everything?
No, I understand that ...
But you will not be offended,
if i go there?
- On a date?
- Yes.
No, Kohl, I definitely will not be offended.
I will be very happy for you. True.
Okay.
- Well then, shall I go?
- Go, go.
But that man
about whom you told me
whose wife and child
is this our director?
And you are doing well with him, right?
Go, Kolya, come on.
Okay.
Listen, aren't you in a hurry right now?
Not.
I have one theme for you.
Sit down, take a trip to one place.
Good.
Great.
Great.
Great.
- Who is it?
- My son.
Kohl, do not fall behind.
Hi, Kuznetsov.
Our graduate.
Come on in.
ABOUT! Free place.
Well, look, the same tailshead,
only with buttons.
I know, I played.
You played?
Yes, on the computer.
Let's go.
PUSH.
We broke 14 rubles.
Well, let's go to 14.
Pancake!
Here it is. All clear.
No no no. Now put a lot.
Right now, put a lot.
You just said that now.
I was wrong, sorry.
Now you have to put a lot.
Trust me, Vladimir Anatolyevich.
Now we win.
You are welcome! It is like an eagle and
you have to grab a moment!
Now that very moment!
So much is enough?
Yes.
So. Now.
Here!
Everything.
Lost.
Come on, go home.
Lucky!
Well nifiga yourself.
Well, you just, you're just lucky!
From the first time, well!
Well done!
We won! Won!
I told you, I always guess!
Always guessing.
Incredible. Just unbelieveble.
Well take,
how much you lost because of me there.
Not.
It is you who won and it is all yours.
Well, let's at least in half.
Ok, come on. But now take it away.
Good.
You know, I sometimes
it seems that I am a psychic.
Psychic, will you have Coke?
I will.
Young lady, one cola, please.
Well, that is, in principle, I can do everything:
Understand, explain, arrange, guess.
Sometimes it seems to me
that i can even read other people's thoughts.
What are you laughing at?
No, that you! I'm not laughing.
This is a great feeling.
Omnipotence.
Unfortunately,
it visits me less and less.
Okay, time for us.
Girl, count us.
To English?
No, I'm afraid there won't be any English today.
Are you just going to her because of Ksyusha?
To whom?
To Alice Denisovna.
In my opinion, she loves you very much.
- Do you want to be honest?
- Of course.
Alice is awesome.
Alice is so awesome
that I have never seen such.
But divorcing is not so easy.
Then, Ksenia same ...
Shouldn't she
live in a normal family?
Or maybe it is even worse.
Where is she, this normal family?
In general, it's not like that.
Well, then marry Alice Denisovna.
Cool you man, Kohl.
No, I just think
that one must necessarily be with the fact
who you truly love.
Well, you're right, right.
I went to Alice and they all went ...
- Great.
- Great.
A son?
Well something like that.
Hi old man.
Great.
Kolya, you go to the car.
Sit down, I now.
Nikolay, you can me
now lend that money
I will naturally return them to you.
Yes of course.
Thank you, I am now.
Generally, Nick,
In another car never sit down.
Different people happen.
Don't you go to bed yet?
Not. I go to bed late.
How is your date?
It is tomorrow.
You're getting ready? Do not forget the deodorant.
Good.
And buy flowers.
But only none of these vulgar
roses and carnations, you get it, right?
Alisa Denisovna, I wanted to ask you.
I hope you are not offended at me for the fact that
I asked you about the director today.
Well no.
Just ... You see, everything is complicated.
Everything is confused.
It seems to me,
that you will be all right soon.
He says you are awesome.
Does he say that?
Did he talk to me about you?
Yes.
I even think that you will get married soon.
Oh, Kohl, I hear it for 10 years.
Do you want to argue?
I always guess.
Are you rubbed with toothpaste?
Not.
Nafig me flowers? Especially since I love roses.
I ... Just roses on the ground
dating is vulgar.
On a date? So you came on a date?
Oh well. Come on, start the date.
What should I do?
Sit down
Sela.
Start a date.
And you always go around the house in heels?
I do not know, I do not care. I can take off.
What is true that Baghdasar
transferred to another school?
True. Relax.
This is you relax.
Will you tell your father?
About what?
About Us.
Are you laughing? What for?
Well, we are friends.
- Friends?
- Yeah.
Maybe you have him then
free pick, friend?
Come on, Ksenia, you have a great father.
Yes he is a clown.
Have you seen the clowns?
You know he's a maniac,
what does he play on slot machines?
Well, I know.
Maybe a person is such a hobby.
It happens worse.
Hobby? We have 2 times all
the apartment was carried out. Hobby!
But they brought the same back.
When I turn 18,
all the relatives will gather,
friends, I'll get up and do this.
Here, dear relatives,
admire your goat!
How he spends free
from the main family time!
Who is this?
And this is his extra woman.
And this is their child.
Or maybe they all have five!
Maybe this is just a friend?
This is his woman, and this is their child.
She calls him dad!
Maybe it's not him!
It's him! What are you soaring me?
- Maybe just ...
- What's easy?
- Listen, well ...
- You know what, go.
Especially since you have a rehearsal now.
And you have?
I got sick. What is not visible?
Oh, boy! Boy, great!
Forgot what you saw yesterday? Meat want?
Guys, put the meat on the guy.
Who is it?
And this is Volodkin's son, the principal.
- Thank.
- Bata hello.
Yes say
that with computers everything was nishtyak.
What computers? With new ones?
Well, not with the old ones.
Come on, everything will be fine, say.
Do you want tomatoes?
Kohl, immediately warn,
this is the last time.
Speak what you wanted.
You must
to part with Dronov.
Smirnov, you stunned?
You already got two feet in my life.
I understand, but...
He just seems
not at all what you think!
Yes, I know very well what he is!
Without your clues.
You ... You yourself for
Woo him yesterday.
- Yes!
- Yes!
But I set foot yesterday.
You just wait for it in vain.
Just leave it and that's it.
Kolya, the conversation is over.
Well, wait!
You know that he is constantly
on the slot machines playing?
Yes of course I know.
So what?
Well, you're so smart, beautiful.
You ... You need someone
who will not lie to you all the time.
What?
I remember her. Reptile!
Red-shameless.
Trainee, yes? She was in our school.
Trash! With a diploma she needed help!
Well, do not worry you so.
Listen, and come with me to beat her window?
Wait. What for? What does it have to do with it?
Come on.
Here she is of course clutched!
That should throw him. Do you understand?
Where is it already?
Late.
Previously, it was necessary to throw.
10 years ago.
Well, do not worry you so.
Hello, Alisa Denisovna.
Hello.
You forgive. I completely forgot about you.
I'm leaving now.
Wait, but you just came,
and we agreed.
No, I'm in a hurry now.
Let's go to school tomorrow.
Not.
It is not necessary in school.
This is not a school conversation.
Then another day.
Not now.
Okay, I have 2 minutes.
What did you want?
Well.
Here?
Well, Stanislav Ilyich.
Good good.
Marry me.
Are you seriously?
We will be fine.
You can not give answers now.
We can go somewhere.
To the resort.
What for?
What nonsense!
I will not marry anyone.
Well, except that Kohl.
Kohl, will you marry me?
I'll take it.
Okay.
Go both of you.
Go to hell with everything!
Stanislav Ilyich, wait,
wait, wait.
You're great dancing. There is one way.
Let's write today in contact.
Well, who told you?
Radov, educators, Dronov?
Yes.
Clear.
I thought so.
Shit.
You did not say that you studied together.
Why say something?
Stinker.
Yes, he is a cool man, just ...
Cool? Well, stop it.
Lucky asshole, yes,
which includes its here this charisma!
But girls like it.
Girls like it. Of course.
Do you know what else girls like?
Ira!
We studied together, I
saw how it works.
He, come here.
He drives them first, then takes them to himself.
Drives and calls them back to him. Everything!
Everything! They are already zombies.
That they like it.
Well, you are friends with him, friends.
Also you will become a cool guy.
Dad, maybe you valokordin?
In my house there is no word valokordin.
Mama.
I when found out
that he became a school principal
almost flipped out!
He did not study nichrome.
Ira, there is a closet on the second
shelf in a mayonnaise pot.
Take 2 spoons, no, better
3, and mix with water.
And what do we have there in a mayonnaise can?
My vitamins!
In short, I decided to surrender.
I can't hide all my life.
Tomorrow at the bottom of the school I will go out and say everything.
Dima, can you calm down?
I know who set the school on fire, it's not you!
Who?
Hey.
I have birthmarks at home.
Nothing.
You are nuts.
Ksyusha, and who is there?
Never mind! Come to my room.
Are you the same Kohl?
Well, actually about such late
visits are best reported early.
Yes, Ksyusha, wash your hands and at the table.
Volodya, visit us. Put a chair.
Ksyusha, where are you there?
Oops! Hey. Sit down
And why in a jacket?
- Ksyusha, undress the boy.
- No, it's ok.
I'm always like that.
Clear.
Well, hold on.
Ksyusha, well, imagine us with
dad his young man.
This is Kolya, this is Vladimir Anatolyevich.
Yes, we are well acquainted with Kolya.
Kohl is one of the most intelligent
pupils in our school.
And maybe the teachers.
Well, it is not difficult.
And I did not know that you are with Ksyusha.
Lovers?
So, Ksyusha, where does this come from?
That's when my parents
wanted to introduce
your young man
I went shaking for a month
I thought how to do it all.
Do you remember how we are first
time came to my parents?
They both started talking.
They talked, talked. They talked, talked.
They talked, talked.
Just the words there was no time to insert.
Kohl, well, you are certainly an excellent student.
Well, actually, no.
I have problems with English.
Yes, it can not be.
You have an excellent teacher.
Volodya, how ...
Denisovna ...
Alice.
Alisa Denisovna, in my opinion
wonderful teacher.
Here Ksyusha 2 years ago she helped
both with grammar and pronunciation.
Talk to her.
Talk to you.
Arrange, let her with you
work out additionally
Well, as a tutor.
Kohl is already engaged additionally.
He has great success.
Yes, I do. More precisely, I was engaged.
Why quit?
Now without English anywhere.
You will not enter any decent institute.
Volodya and I were engaged
as a young German.
Well then, time, of course, was different.
Log out.
What?
Come on.
Need to talk.
Probably, this is what they will do now.
Good, good.
What happened?
It means so.
Now, right now you are determined right away.
once and for all with whom you are!
Or with Alisa Denisovna,
or someone else.
Clear?
Alisa Denisovna torment I will not give you more.
Kolya, you're awesome, honestly.
I've never seen in my life
such an amazing cowboy.
What are you hiding in a jacket?
Well, take this ugliness away.
Leave Alisa Denisovna alone.
Good evening.
Good evening.
So you communicate with Ksyusha?
Now I got it,
where does she have such a mess in her head.
Yes, what have this?
What does it have to do with it?
You are all deceiving. You lied to me!
You have another family, a third one!
And another child!
What are you doing the investigation?
Serials seen enough?
I have no other family.
But you are right
I have another child besides Ksyusha.
It happens, Kohl. It happened.
But I never give up my children,
whatever happens.
Clear?
Alisa Denisovna is not a zombie. Clear?
She has been waiting for you for 10 years.
- Leave her alone or ...
- Or what?
Or I'll tell your wife everything!
Do you think she knows nothing?
In the sense of?
Well, tell me, Kolya, here's for you
Are not different girls like?
Like, but where does it come from?
What do you have with Ksyusha?
- We are walking.
- Walking?
Do you deal with English with Alice?
Yes, what have this?
You torture her, understand?
She has been waiting for you for 10 years!
And you chase her, then return,
chase, then return!
Leave her alone otherwise!
Do we still have another?
Yes, there is another.
Otherwise you will go to jail for
for what you did with
school computers!
What have I done with school computers?
I do not know!
Sold, changed,
and then they burned the damn outhouse.
Say no?
Leave Alisa Denisovna alone!
I last warned for good.
All right, tie it up.
Because I warned you!
It was not necessary to sell school computers!
Yes, what computers?
And your gangster buddies told me everything.
What are friends, moron?
Computers have come so that you do not worry,
just the ones you owe!
These are graduates of our school, dork!
New computers donated to replace burnt.
That I took from whom, idiot?
New?
Well, it's old.
- Masha!
- What happened?
It's all right, Masha!
What are you doing?
Run home, Kohl.
Kolya!
Run home!
Moron!
Idiot and a sick person.
Nikolay!
Dad!
Nothing is clear.
Nothing is impossible to understand and no one.
Why are you so surprised?
It’s impossible to understand yourself
and you want others.
But I'm not the only one living in the world.
But why? One.
In a global sense, one.
And you, mom, family?
No, well, family is a gift.
We are here near.
Universe, it is infinite.
But not limitless.
Do you understand?
I mean
that the family also has its limits.
Okay, let's go home.
You have a holiday at school tomorrow.
We need to sleep.
12-36 is canceled. For today.
Once you are so weak.
Vladimir,
it was not necessary to take her statement!
I did not expect this from Alice.
Where am I going to find a teacher at the beginning of the year?
Alisa Denisovna! Alisa Denisovna!
Do not leave!
Stand still
Dear parents, I want to say that
the cause of the fire in the school extension
became faulty wiring.
The investigation is complete.
And our sponsors give us new computers!
I for a moment, I for a second.
Smirnov!
Alisa Denisovna!
Alisa Denisovna, do not leave!
Forgive me, I am guilty.
Do not leave, please.
Sorry!
I want to apologize to all of you.
You are all very nice people, but
very strange
but still I love you, in general, yes.
Well done. Let's applaud Smirnov.
You understand that the beginning of the school year.
Is everyone ready?
Stanislav Ilyich, are you ready?
Started.
Dima, please take it.
Actually, you can't.
Cottage cheese is not digested
in the first half of the day.
Poison.
What, you do not taste good?
Yes, delicious.
Delicious and arsenic can cook.
Condensed milk from whom?
And arsenic, by the way, is well absorbed?
OK. But once.
Well, what are you saying?
Arsenic is metal.
How can metal be well absorbed?
Arsenic is semi metal.
Please don't argue with dad.
Arsenic is metal.
Arsenic is a semi-metal.
Ira
Began.
Here it is. Arsenic.
Time to work.
Yes...
It's hard for you in life, son.
Difficult.
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Kolya Smirnov.
I study at the ninth form.
Our school is the oldest in our city.
We have a lot of good traditions here.
Put your hands down, do not fall.
What is it yourself? How are you?
Fine.
Fine? And why do you have Rods so tight?
You tell them what's up, thirty a day.
I will say.
Wow, bro.
Also i have an older brother Dima.
Come on.
Simakova. Simakova!
Will you go on a date in the evening
in an extension, Simakova?
Kolyan, you really stink.
On, sprinkle.
Come quickly.
Is that a gas canister?
Tochnyak.
My father is a scientist.
Listen, the recovery system.
IEFIT Alexander Smirnov
this is my system!
But now he works at home.
Yes, you will live like this
long time that you get sick!
Girl, how old are you now?
By the way, the apothecary asked you to convey
what kind of production
drugs without a certificate
There may be criminal liability.
Son, why are you chatting
about this with the pharmacist?
What was I supposed to do?
He asked why we
so much seaweed, dad!
Right.
Let's ask now
pharmacists, how we live!
My mother is ... Accountant.
Accountant.
Accountant. Thank you.
How are things at school?
Do not answer, Kolya, do not answer.
He had not consulted with the pharmacist.
Ira!
7 minutes, as my work day ended.
Will we have dinner tonight?
Of course. Here is a little bit and we will.
I very like to play with my friends.
Damn, what are you showing?
This cats are eating!
This is St. John's Wort. The tower is demolishing.
Stop, Kolya.
What, you don't like English?
Like.
Maybe you do not like me?
No, you are awesome.
Oh, what is your expression!
I do not understand you. Well, what's the matter then?
Just English is irrelevant.
Now everyone is learning Chinese.
* speaks chinese *
We booked a double room.
Here are our passports.
I've bought a tutorial.
Did you buy it yourself?
Well yes.
It is not difficult.
You give money - you get a book.
This is a shop.
So.
Well, then you will come in the evening to me.
I will give you a disc with lessons, you will teach.
Cool But still pops.
Throw off later.
Today, eared beat will be.
Bagdasar today eared knead will.
Bagdasar?
Bagdasar. At 4 behind the school.
Well, of course, sorry eared.
And you heard about pisun?
Whom?
In short, there was a dude
who pisses on people.
In the sense of? How pisses?
Just takes a fit, pees into the support.
From the balcony?
And what from the balcony pees?
You yourself from the balcony!
He pisses from the balcony at you
on normal people
just fit and piss.
It pisses me off when talking
like that they interfere.
Wait, why does pisun do this?
Does he take revenge on someone?
He pisses only on beautiful women.
It is on the Internet.
Twenty-five again.
On beautiful women?
Yes.
Yes, so you have nothing to fear, Glebova.
I mean, to whom he takes revenge?
Glebova, wrap up in a package.
Well, it is clear that he has some
child psychotrauma.
Yes?
That is, it is small
someone once wrote
and now he is taking revenge.
Something like an unclosed gestalt.
What are you talking about?
This is a classic case.
First you are a victim, and then a maniac.
The basics of psychology.
Freud.
Freud of course pops, but he
also, by the way, it is.
What are you soaring!
Just dude takes, fits and pisses!
Writes and that's it!
All, I will not go to the physical py.
I'll go for chips in a stall.
It's true?
Ksyusha, did you kiss in class?
Pa, do you even care?
Right in the middle of the lesson.
I can't say anything to Bagdasarov.
- Hello.
- Hello.
He is an imbecile. And Ksyusha ...
Hello, Hello.
Above! Raise up higher!
Well, Vladimir Anatolyevich.
Well, Ksyusha must understand.
Damn, that she and her father so swears?
He's a cool guy and a good director.
And why with Bagdasarov?
You yourself said he was a freak.
Who am I with? With Stanislav Ilyich?
Ksyusha, I want to introduce
you with your love
Meet, this is Stanislav
Ilyich, or just Ilyich.
Or just a bucket.
Dronov, give me your daughter,
I also want to be a director.
You do not know the main thing
bucket, you are my daughter too.
Bucket Vladimirovna Dronova.
You broke my nose!
Well sleep? Let's cross!
Ksyusha, I'm talking to you.
Hello.
Hello.
Great.
Are you getting ready for school day?
- Yes.
- Not.
Not.
What you do not want a new computer center?
I have computers at home a thousand times better.
Clear.
The key to the attic is returned.
We get off the roof.
Excuse me.
Dronova, but what was that?
And this is the dance floor, the Jamaican folk dance.
Which one
Jamaican.
Clear.
You are in Russia, Dronova.
So, everyone came here.
Fast, fast, fast.
We look.
Learned?
My best student.
Well, Stanislav Ilyich!
What kind of giggles?
Look like a man dancing.
Could work in the ensemble of Igor Moiseyev.
Well? Inspired?
And I advise you to be inspired!
Polka is our dance.
Well well. Somehow more fun, more energetic!
Dronova, come on! Smile!
Somehow talented!
On Saturday you perform
by the way, not me.
And remember, each missed rehearsal
automatic control
in each of my subjects:
In chemistry, biology and OBZHE.
Ksyusha, Ksyusha, wait, please. Hey.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Kohl.
You and I are dancing polka together.
I noticed.
Well, you're from the 10th, I'm from 9-B.
So what?
I just thought, you are Aquarius, and I am a scale.
This is perfect compatibility.
Well, like John Lenon and Yoko Ono.
Kurt and Courtney, Sid and Nancy.
What?
Okay, forgot. Wait, wait.
Well, maybe we go somewhere,
I know one cool place.
Well, let's do it differently.
Let me something for
I will make you and then ...
What can you do for me?
Yes, whatever. What do you want?
And what do you can?
I can cut off my finger.
Finger? Fuck me your finger?
Let's get the whole hand.
Hand?
Why don't you want anything else?
I want youngsters
ceased to heap me
I want a pink porsche and I want
so that this school burned nafig.
Arrange?
And the truth is that you imagine
Silicone breasts made?
Well, eared?
Alignment you know, proceed.
Get stronger.
What are you at all?
Nothing.
What have you got?
Giving, I said, stronger.
Listen, ballerina, can help you?
- Stronger!
- And for what it?
Yes, he put on a Bagdasar jacket,
he mixed up with his wardrobe.
Come on. What look like or what?
Yes count it
they are generally the same near hung.
Ksenia, and I teach life here.
Hello.
Yes.
You said for the drive to go.
Yes, I completely forgot.
Well...
Come on in. Candy, tea?
No thanks.
Sit down
I have a cake
if I didn't eat it yesterday.
Well, what did we do last time?
Past continuous.
Past continued. My favorite time.
It passes and all is not
ends, does not end.
Eat
Well, tell me,
what's new or old?
You, by the way, have become worse engaged. Yes Yes.
Your English is terrible, Kolya.
I ... I’ll probably come back tomorrow, right?
No, no, no. Stay were you are.
I just wanted to consult with you.
Now.
Do you mind if I drink a little wine?
You'll? On.
Come on.
Just imagine. Now let's say I'm a woman.
Young, beautiful, smart, charming.
And there is another, none at all,
but she only has a very adult child
and so she ...
Here you go.
And who should a man choose?
And that second woman
child from this man?
Well, suppose yes.
Well then obviously important here
the one he loves himself.
Of course. Young, beautiful, yes?
Probably.
Well, then there is no
problems should not be.
We must of course choose the one you love.
Be honest and tell the truth
then nobody will hurt
nobody will hurt
no one will suffer.
That's all they say, we live for the sake of children.
Yes, do not live for the sake of children!
Now, if my parents
in love with someone
and honestly said about it
I would say first: "Divorce guys.
Advice to you, love. "
Listen, I have a favorite film.
Let's see it.
True without translation
but it will be considered
as an extra lesson.
I thought you were already gone.
Why did you do that?
Stand in the corner.
Zadera dress.
Are you joking?
I can no longer look.
Why? And what's next?
Everything is very sad there. I can not do it anymore.
Why? Let's get to see.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back too.
Where are you going?
Oh, yes ... I got a call from the school, I need help.
Here, the doors do. They called me, said.
The tenth hour. Which school?
Ah ... yes no, no, no.
They sometimes work there up to 12, you know?
Need to help necessarily.
Nikolay, come in. Now there will be an announcement.
Did you know,
that as a result of many studies
including mine personally,
that ordinary earth day
not at all organic for human mode.
Our body lives in a different rhythm.
This rhythm is called a 12-36 system.
In order to organically
enter into resonance with this rhythm,
need 12 hours to sleep,
Then 36 hours stay awake.
That is, 12 hours of sleep, 36 hours of sleep.
So many people live now:
Cavers, astronauts, deputies.
This is the only healthy.
mode for a person.
Oh, I did not understand anything.
For our health
from today we
go to this system.
12-36.
Accordingly, we do not sleep tonight.
What for?
That's why we sleep at night?
Because it's night, dad.
That's right, earthly night!
But there is a cosmic night.
The sun!
The sun is not the only
star, their billions!
And the rhythms of the cosmos are much
stronger than the rhythms of the sun.
This, I hope, understand?
That is, this night we do not sleep and
do what we want, yes?
Pa, are you serious?
I look like someone who is not serious?
No, I look like someone who is not serious?
Dad, this is a great idea.
Personally, I really like it.
I'll be literally half an hour now,
then come back and we
all night we will not sleep.
Okay?
That's it, dad. Cool idea! Straight respect!
Everything, I ran.
Nikolay! Nikolay! Kolya, wait.
10 hours, today you will not go anywhere.
Dad.
Sasha, and maybe some water?
Ira, this is a common cause and
do it together.
Dima, son! Come here, come here.
Nikolai, take off your shoes.
Forgive me please.
Forgive me please,
well that's just
how do you imagine it?
Children to school tomorrow, to work for me.
I, too, to work.
Ira, I also work all day.
Yes at home. This is even worse.
I'm like an astronaut in orbit!
I have no picture change at all.
Good. But what will we do at night?
Well what?
Here it is. You wanted a repair.
We will do the repair.
All this is crazy.
Well, how do you know
is it insane or not?
Well, how's your date in the annex?
How is your Simakova?
Barely survived.
So, it is necessary to enter the mode gradually.
Weaklings.
Yes, Stanislav Ilyich,
cool computer center opened.
Congratulations!
Seryoga, your balloon?
So, guys, we are going.
Live, live, we have a call.
Let's live!
What's going on?
Yes, this is a clear arson.
What?
Look at Stanislav Ilyich.
And what?
Look, eyes as they run!
Speech, are you kidding?
He is a teacher of computer science. Why does he need it?
He is a hipster.
Mac uses,
and all computers were vindouzovye.
These yablochniki, they, as sect.
Took and burned.
Speech, I started a novel.
What?
Alisa Denisovna, hello.
Kolya, not now.
OK I understood.
Kohl, let's go talk.
Good.
Quickly all to school!
Lessons have not been canceled!
Quickly!
Cool coincidence, huh?
Which one
I said yesterday about
school, and today - once ...
So what?
And what do I have to wait for pink tomorrow?
It depends on you.
Listen, and you are not so already a moron.
Well, what do you want?
And what can you do?
And what do you want?
And what can you do?
And what do you want?
And what can you do?
Well, I can give you a phone number.
Come on.
And you certainly would like to immediately
check my silicone or not.
Well no.
Well no?
Would not want to.
How would you not? Who was here half the year?
Ksyusha, you are the main thing, do not be offended.
Yes, I do not mind, I do not care.
No, I just thought ...
You're a fool.
Objectively speaking.
And we would still in
in the end nothing happened
and you still have Baghdasar.
Are you dating him and
I would only disturb you.
And then, I am now aiming at
some more adult relationships.
But thank you anyway.
Are you not afraid that I will tell everyone?
What will you tell?
What have you set fire to the school?
I did not set fire to anything.
Like this? You said yesterday
what do you want to set fire to
You said that.
Tempo, tempo, tempo! We work!
Faster ball translate guys!
Do not be lazy!
Like Pinocchio!
Smirnov who slows down? We work!
Like this!
And unfortunately
we have every reason to assume
what's the arsonist of our computer center
is among us.
How among us?
Among the students.
But I promise you that we will find it.
This git didn't burn
just new computers
that were sent to us last week
from the ministry of education,
he burned so many of our labors
efforts, money, finally!
And he will answer for this, guys.
I would like to warn
that from now on in school will
enhanced security measures.
If someone knows something
report immediately.
And now I will say something important.
The dance rehearsal is not canceled tomorrow.
Not "y", tomorrow!
To get easy!
Unreal! I'll die now!
And how much did you keep them?
2 seconds.
2 seconds! 2 seconds!
Crunchy!
No, well, I think
she won't tell anyone anything.
Father won't say anything
Baghdasar is also unlikely.
And you need any
go to Alice Denisovna.
Such a chick!
She called you herself.
In short, if you don't go to her,
then I'll go to her myself.
Got it?
Pancake! Fucking awesome.
2 seconds.
Hello, Nikolay.
Hello, Stanislav Ilyich.
Oh, Kolya, did you want something?
Well, I came back.
What?
Well, I thought maybe we
do you drink yesterday's wine?
What's the matter, Kohl?
Well, maybe we'll see
your favorite movie again.
Kohl, listen,
you and I haven't done it yet
but there is time in English
past perfect - past completed.
This is when something happened in the past,
maybe by chance
ended, ended, you know.
Will not happen again.
But I really could not yesterday.
I know, Kolya.
But I am a teacher, and you are a student.
And the rest is
wrong, stupid and dangerous.
Kolya.
What? Are you walking?
Yes.
Do you live near here?
There.
Clear.
Do you have a lesson with Alisa Denisovna, right?
Did you come in?
Yes.
Well done.
Here I am too.
And then after graduation,
You know, I forgot everything.
Thank you, Alisa Denisovna
helps pull up.
You only in school do not crack
this, and that is inconvenient.
Director of English does not know.
Do you call Kolya?
Yes.
Come on Nikolai, nice to meet you.
What girl appeared?
Fine.
Blonde?
Not.
Fine.
Wait. Wait. Wait a second.
On.
Only you first try it yourself.
Well without. Well, myself.
Got it?
Good.
Well, will I go to sleep?
Well, sit with your father for once in your life.
What about him?
I dont know. He says he got sick.
Mama.
Present Perfect.
He has worked.
We, you, they have worked.
Okey. Clear
Let`s right down.
Don`t sleep. Wake up.
To go nuts!
Well done.
Everything is clear?
Yes.
Okay
So what is this shnyaga?
Shnyaga?
What are you doing? These are hard drives.
From the burnt annexe.
Maybe there about a bucket there is something.
Bucket?
Did you go there?
What the hell are you?
What are you doing? There is some information
About the fire can be important!
What information?
I dont know.
Maybe there was a bucket recording something.
This is evidence.
What does Stanislav Ilich, Spicha have to do with it?
Are you completely crazy?
What nafig information?
About the fire.
There basically new computers
stood, you know.
- New!
- So, Smirnov.
I don't know, maybe ... Okay.
Repeat what I said.
Well, repeat.
I'm not sure,
I would like to repeat after you.
How to understand it?
So understand.
Okay, then leave the classroom.
Hello, Stanislav Ilyich.
Hello, Kohl.
You are actually with Alice Denisovna
you don't do English there, huh?
Eagle.
Eagle.
Are you Smirnov?
Yes.
Well, exactly, I thought yesterday
You are the son of this, Sani Smirnova.
Yes.
I thought something familiar yesterday.
Heck! Sanya Smirnov. Really look like.
What are you there about Alice Denisovna?
I say you are with her ...
Here it is.
Sanya Smirnov. Absolutely. Sorry.
What is he doing now?
He was an athlete.
Well, I heard.
And now he is a scientist, a doctor.
- Doctor?
- Yeah.
Smirnov. He had a nickname
funny, I remember. Doctor!
Which one?
Come on. The past is stupidity.
Not. Which one?
Bzdonagoga
How?
Bzdonagoga
Well, don't bother you.
Young were fools.
Well, Smirnov, sit down.
What?
Vsyurilsya in the teacher?
I understand you.
Alisa Denisovna, she is an amazing woman.
But as a school principal
and how simple a man is
I warn you
stay away from her.
Admire - yes, admire - yes.
By the way, write her poems.
But not more.
And then you will regret.
Tackle.
Right, look.
Nikolay Aleksandrovich, comrade Smirnov,
if you decide all the same
do something stupid
you call first.
Agreed?
Yeah.
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
Well? Got it?
I already won 2 battles.
Look, how disgusting! Why so much?
You chew, chew.
Carefully! Otherwise it does not work.
And what should be?
Now, now, wait.
Everything will be now. Powerful stuff.
So, friends, I greet you
today on this overcast day.
It's tough, it's tough, people!
First one on one, now there are a lot of them.
They have teamwork!
I'll go to her now.
But how?
Damn, Spicha,
through the door.
I would think of something more fun.
More cool door?
Yes, but you're just not an adult.
Appreciate, there are cars, mortgages ...
What do you want to hit her?
Kolyan, Kolyan, now, van sec!
Now, now, now, Kolya.
I'm with you.
Kolya! Kolya, catch it!
Alright enough. Forgot. Come on, good luck!
Salad put you still?
Thanks Mom.
Well what are you? Sit down, cool down already.
This is me arson school.
How do you?
You can say,
if they come I was at home.
Wait. When? When did it happen?
On a date.
With Simakova?
In the annex?
Yes, on a date with Simakova in the annex.
Wait. Well...
Well waited there for a long time, smoked.
Well threw a cigarette butt in the trash.
It caught fire, I guess.
Do you smoke?
Mom, he smokes from the fifth grade.
You better say, Simakova saw you there?
Yes, this goat did not come.
You said she barely survived.
Shut up, damn it.
Wait, wait. What Simakova?
Yes it is you wait, mom.
Does she even know that you were there?
No, I do not know.
I told her that I did not come either.
Well, goof.
I would say that for the sake of her school arson.
She would come running to you right away.
Yes, you goof yourself.
Good. Well anyone
saw you there at all?
Yes.
No, nobody saw me.
I almost slept, but I washed away.
I am now, just a moment. Excuse me.
Hello! Yes.
Why aren't you calling, grab?
Do you stick to the contact?
Ksyusha, hello. I...
I called you, just from me
In the phone, the four is stuck.
True?
I have no four in my room.
Yes?
Strange.
Well, in short, I can say
what movie would i go today.
With whom?
With whom? With you.
Hello?
Ksyusha, I ...
Probably today just will not work.
I have a family holiday.
Well, okay.
At the very same today everything is clogged. Well bye then.
No, Ksyusha, wait, wait! I do not...
We need to calm down now all
and with it it is necessary to sleep with everything.
Here, tomorrow morning we'll talk.
We are not sleeping today.
Wait, you heard now
what did Dima say?
Yes.
With Dima everything will be fine.
And the mode is the mode.
Regime is health.
Yes, what mode?
12-36.
Or maybe 11-85?
Some kind of nonsense.
If someone started hanging out at night,
it does not mean yet
that you can talk with your father.
Sasha, I beg you.
Here it is necessary to suffer one night.
And the mode will work.
Dima himself will thank me later.
Well, if he is sent to prison?
Yes which prison?
He is a minor. To the colony, yes.
I am important, why am I trying?
For whom, for them?
I'm trying for you to ...
So that you are independent
from all this crap!
Do you understand? To be by themselves!
Forgive me please.
Sometimes it seems to me that you are.
Bzdonagoga
Bondonega!
Kolya! Take the jacket!
Great.
Hello.
What happened?
I...
Listen, you froze all over.
Well no.
And the snow has gone.
Thank.
Numb!
What happened?
I'm probably just for now
I will live separately from my parents.
At your school at night
still no one.
Maybe you give
me some keys?
I will be clean, neat.
Have a falling out?
Yes.
- With Father?
- Yes.
Listen, here is my daughter
does not speak at all.
We have a war with her.
As at Stalingrad.
But if she leaves home,
I, to put it mildly, will not be happy.
Yes, it is just furious with fat.
Here I would not be surprised if she is about you now
says to your father
Hardly.
He does not communicate with anyone at all.
Even on the street does not go.
Yes?
Tackle.
You are the lucky guy.
- Here, yes?
- Yeah.
Thank.
Come on. Father hello pass on. Wait.
What about you
think when she's
air flips?
Not.
How then?
Wait.
Now.
Tackle.
Stunned.
Happily, Kohl.
Hey.
Great.
Listen, what happens in general?
Baghdasar will beat you today.
What?
When he beat you,
You put your elbows forward like this.
And the person, the main thing, protect.
Everything will be fine.
In short, as if the information came alone.
How would type one paw my chick!
Who the hell are you?
You paw my chick, right?
I'm not your chick!
Shut up, I told you!
In short, yes or no?
Yes.
Young man, do you need 100 rubles?
You talking to me?
Yes Yes.
I want to give you 100 rubles.
Come on.
Only I have something to tell you.
Another 100 rubles?
Of course.
Hold on
Earned 200 rubles!
Listen, it's his first
honestly earned money!
Now.
Ksyusha!
Hey. What are you doing?
With Speech in the club with the girls come off.
Someone pays you
so that you communicate with them?
And someone pays you,
so that you walked with Baghdasar?
I did not burn you to Baghdasar. I'm sorry.
Come on. We drove.
And why are you really no longer walk with him?
I'm sick?
Well yes.
Here, like a reputation stained.
Well, that is, you are now basically free.
Well, at the place of Baghdasar in general, the queue is worth
Okay, come on tomorrow.
Today?
And today I can not. Family celebration.
Hello.
Kohl, Lord.
You can appear in my
life somehow less unexpected?
I was already leaving. Did you want something?
I...
I just wanted to say that ...
In general, I will have tomorrow
date with another woman.
Well that's great. I congratulate you.
No, I ...
I just wanted to find out.
Do we have a point? Everything?
No, I understand that ...
But you will not be offended,
if i go there?
- On a date?
- Yes.
No, Kohl, I definitely will not be offended.
I will be very happy for you. True.
Okay.
- Well then, shall I go?
- Go, go.
But that man
about whom you told me
whose wife and child
is this our director?
And you are doing well with him, right?
Go, Kolya, come on.
Okay.
Listen, aren't you in a hurry right now?
Not.
I have one theme for you.
Sit down, take a trip to one place.
Good.
Great.
Great.
Great.
- Who is it?
- My son.
Kohl, do not fall behind.
Hi, Kuznetsov.
Our graduate.
Come on in.
ABOUT! Free place.
Well, look, the same tailshead,
only with buttons.
I know, I played.
You played?
Yes, on the computer.
Let's go.
PUSH.
We broke 14 rubles.
Well, let's go to 14.
Pancake!
Here it is. All clear.
No no no. Now put a lot.
Right now, put a lot.
You just said that now.
I was wrong, sorry.
Now you have to put a lot.
Trust me, Vladimir Anatolyevich.
Now we win.
You are welcome! It is like an eagle and
you have to grab a moment!
Now that very moment!
So much is enough?
Yes.
So. Now.
Here!
Everything.
Lost.
Come on, go home.
Lucky!
Well nifiga yourself.
Well, you just, you're just lucky!
From the first time, well!
Well done!
We won! Won!
I told you, I always guess!
Always guessing.
Incredible. Just unbelieveble.
Well take,
how much you lost because of me there.
Not.
It is you who won and it is all yours.
Well, let's at least in half.
Ok, come on. But now take it away.
Good.
You know, I sometimes
it seems that I am a psychic.
Psychic, will you have Coke?
I will.
Young lady, one cola, please.
Well, that is, in principle, I can do everything:
Understand, explain, arrange, guess.
Sometimes it seems to me
that i can even read other people's thoughts.
What are you laughing at?
No, that you! I'm not laughing.
This is a great feeling.
Omnipotence.
Unfortunately,
it visits me less and less.
Okay, time for us.
Girl, count us.
To English?
No, I'm afraid there won't be any English today.
Are you just going to her because of Ksyusha?
To whom?
To Alice Denisovna.
In my opinion, she loves you very much.
- Do you want to be honest?
- Of course.
Alice is awesome.
Alice is so awesome
that I have never seen such.
But divorcing is not so easy.
Then, Ksenia same ...
Shouldn't she
live in a normal family?
Or maybe it is even worse.
Where is she, this normal family?
In general, it's not like that.
Well, then marry Alice Denisovna.
Cool you man, Kohl.
No, I just think
that one must necessarily be with the fact
who you truly love.
Well, you're right, right.
I went to Alice and they all went ...
- Great.
- Great.
A son?
Well something like that.
Hi old man.
Great.
Kolya, you go to the car.
Sit down, I now.
Nikolay, you can me
now lend that money
I will naturally return them to you.
Yes of course.
Thank you, I am now.
Generally, Nick,
In another car never sit down.
Different people happen.
Don't you go to bed yet?
Not. I go to bed late.
How is your date?
It is tomorrow.
You're getting ready? Do not forget the deodorant.
Good.
And buy flowers.
But only none of these vulgar
roses and carnations, you get it, right?
Alisa Denisovna, I wanted to ask you.
I hope you are not offended at me for the fact that
I asked you about the director today.
Well no.
Just ... You see, everything is complicated.
Everything is confused.
It seems to me,
that you will be all right soon.
He says you are awesome.
Does he say that?
Did he talk to me about you?
Yes.
I even think that you will get married soon.
Oh, Kohl, I hear it for 10 years.
Do you want to argue?
I always guess.
Are you rubbed with toothpaste?
Not.
Nafig me flowers? Especially since I love roses.
I ... Just roses on the ground
dating is vulgar.
On a date? So you came on a date?
Oh well. Come on, start the date.
What should I do?
Sit down
Sela.
Start a date.
And you always go around the house in heels?
I do not know, I do not care. I can take off.
What is true that Baghdasar
transferred to another school?
True. Relax.
This is you relax.
Will you tell your father?
About what?
About Us.
Are you laughing? What for?
Well, we are friends.
- Friends?
- Yeah.
Maybe you have him then
free pick, friend?
Come on, Ksenia, you have a great father.
Yes he is a clown.
Have you seen the clowns?
You know he's a maniac,
what does he play on slot machines?
Well, I know.
Maybe a person is such a hobby.
It happens worse.
Hobby? We have 2 times all
the apartment was carried out. Hobby!
But they brought the same back.
When I turn 18,
all the relatives will gather,
friends, I'll get up and do this.
Here, dear relatives,
admire your goat!
How he spends free
from the main family time!
Who is this?
And this is his extra woman.
And this is their child.
Or maybe they all have five!
Maybe this is just a friend?
This is his woman, and this is their child.
She calls him dad!
Maybe it's not him!
It's him! What are you soaring me?
- Maybe just ...
- What's easy?
- Listen, well ...
- You know what, go.
Especially since you have a rehearsal now.
And you have?
I got sick. What is not visible?
Oh, boy! Boy, great!
Forgot what you saw yesterday? Meat want?
Guys, put the meat on the guy.
Who is it?
And this is Volodkin's son, the principal.
- Thank.
- Bata hello.
Yes say
that with computers everything was nishtyak.
What computers? With new ones?
Well, not with the old ones.
Come on, everything will be fine, say.
Do you want tomatoes?
Kohl, immediately warn,
this is the last time.
Speak what you wanted.
You must
to part with Dronov.
Smirnov, you stunned?
You already got two feet in my life.
I understand, but...
He just seems
not at all what you think!
Yes, I know very well what he is!
Without your clues.
You ... You yourself for
Woo him yesterday.
- Yes!
- Yes!
But I set foot yesterday.
You just wait for it in vain.
Just leave it and that's it.
Kolya, the conversation is over.
Well, wait!
You know that he is constantly
on the slot machines playing?
Yes of course I know.
So what?
Well, you're so smart, beautiful.
You ... You need someone
who will not lie to you all the time.
What?
I remember her. Reptile!
Red-shameless.
Trainee, yes? She was in our school.
Trash! With a diploma she needed help!
Well, do not worry you so.
Listen, and come with me to beat her window?
Wait. What for? What does it have to do with it?
Come on.
Here she is of course clutched!
That should throw him. Do you understand?
Where is it already?
Late.
Previously, it was necessary to throw.
10 years ago.
Well, do not worry you so.
Hello, Alisa Denisovna.
Hello.
You forgive. I completely forgot about you.
I'm leaving now.
Wait, but you just came,
and we agreed.
No, I'm in a hurry now.
Let's go to school tomorrow.
Not.
It is not necessary in school.
This is not a school conversation.
Then another day.
Not now.
Okay, I have 2 minutes.
What did you want?
Well.
Here?
Well, Stanislav Ilyich.
Good good.
Marry me.
Are you seriously?
We will be fine.
You can not give answers now.
We can go somewhere.
To the resort.
What for?
What nonsense!
I will not marry anyone.
Well, except that Kohl.
Kohl, will you marry me?
I'll take it.
Okay.
Go both of you.
Go to hell with everything!
Stanislav Ilyich, wait,
wait, wait.
You're great dancing. There is one way.
Let's write today in contact.
Well, who told you?
Radov, educators, Dronov?
Yes.
Clear.
I thought so.
Shit.
You did not say that you studied together.
Why say something?
Stinker.
Yes, he is a cool man, just ...
Cool? Well, stop it.
Lucky asshole, yes,
which includes its here this charisma!
But girls like it.
Girls like it. Of course.
Do you know what else girls like?
Ira!
We studied together, I
saw how it works.
He, come here.
He drives them first, then takes them to himself.
Drives and calls them back to him. Everything!
Everything! They are already zombies.
That they like it.
Well, you are friends with him, friends.
Also you will become a cool guy.
Dad, maybe you valokordin?
In my house there is no word valokordin.
Mama.
I when found out
that he became a school principal
almost flipped out!
He did not study nichrome.
Ira, there is a closet on the second
shelf in a mayonnaise pot.
Take 2 spoons, no, better
3, and mix with water.
And what do we have there in a mayonnaise can?
My vitamins!
In short, I decided to surrender.
I can't hide all my life.
Tomorrow at the bottom of the school I will go out and say everything.
Dima, can you calm down?
I know who set the school on fire, it's not you!
Who?
Hey.
I have birthmarks at home.
Nothing.
You are nuts.
Ksyusha, and who is there?
Never mind! Come to my room.
Are you the same Kohl?
Well, actually about such late
visits are best reported early.
Yes, Ksyusha, wash your hands and at the table.
Volodya, visit us. Put a chair.
Ksyusha, where are you there?
Oops! Hey. Sit down
And why in a jacket?
- Ksyusha, undress the boy.
- No, it's ok.
I'm always like that.
Clear.
Well, hold on.
Ksyusha, well, imagine us with
dad his young man.
This is Kolya, this is Vladimir Anatolyevich.
Yes, we are well acquainted with Kolya.
Kohl is one of the most intelligent
pupils in our school.
And maybe the teachers.
Well, it is not difficult.
And I did not know that you are with Ksyusha.
Lovers?
So, Ksyusha, where does this come from?
That's when my parents
wanted to introduce
your young man
I went shaking for a month
I thought how to do it all.
Do you remember how we are first
time came to my parents?
They both started talking.
They talked, talked. They talked, talked.
They talked, talked.
Just the words there was no time to insert.
Kohl, well, you are certainly an excellent student.
Well, actually, no.
I have problems with English.
Yes, it can not be.
You have an excellent teacher.
Volodya, how ...
Denisovna ...
Alice.
Alisa Denisovna, in my opinion
wonderful teacher.
Here Ksyusha 2 years ago she helped
both with grammar and pronunciation.
Talk to her.
Talk to you.
Arrange, let her with you
work out additionally
Well, as a tutor.
Kohl is already engaged additionally.
He has great success.
Yes, I do. More precisely, I was engaged.
Why quit?
Now without English anywhere.
You will not enter any decent institute.
Volodya and I were engaged
as a young German.
Well then, time, of course, was different.
Log out.
What?
Come on.
Need to talk.
Probably, this is what they will do now.
Good, good.
What happened?
It means so.
Now, right now you are determined right away.
once and for all with whom you are!
Or with Alisa Denisovna,
or someone else.
Clear?
Alisa Denisovna torment I will not give you more.
Kolya, you're awesome, honestly.
I've never seen in my life
such an amazing cowboy.
What are you hiding in a jacket?
Well, take this ugliness away.
Leave Alisa Denisovna alone.
Good evening.
Good evening.
So you communicate with Ksyusha?
Now I got it,
where does she have such a mess in her head.
Yes, what have this?
What does it have to do with it?
You are all deceiving. You lied to me!
You have another family, a third one!
And another child!
What are you doing the investigation?
Serials seen enough?
I have no other family.
But you are right
I have another child besides Ksyusha.
It happens, Kohl. It happened.
But I never give up my children,
whatever happens.
Clear?
Alisa Denisovna is not a zombie. Clear?
She has been waiting for you for 10 years.
- Leave her alone or ...
- Or what?
Or I'll tell your wife everything!
Do you think she knows nothing?
In the sense of?
Well, tell me, Kolya, here's for you
Are not different girls like?
Like, but where does it come from?
What do you have with Ksyusha?
- We are walking.
- Walking?
Do you deal with English with Alice?
Yes, what have this?
You torture her, understand?
She has been waiting for you for 10 years!
And you chase her, then return,
chase, then return!
Leave her alone otherwise!
Do we still have another?
Yes, there is another.
Otherwise you will go to jail for
for what you did with
school computers!
What have I done with school computers?
I do not know!
Sold, changed,
and then they burned the damn outhouse.
Say no?
Leave Alisa Denisovna alone!
I last warned for good.
All right, tie it up.
Because I warned you!
It was not necessary to sell school computers!
Yes, what computers?
And your gangster buddies told me everything.
What are friends, moron?
Computers have come so that you do not worry,
just the ones you owe!
These are graduates of our school, dork!
New computers donated to replace burnt.
That I took from whom, idiot?
New?
Well, it's old.
- Masha!
- What happened?
It's all right, Masha!
What are you doing?
Run home, Kohl.
Kolya!
Run home!
Moron!
Idiot and a sick person.
Nikolay!
Dad!
Nothing is clear.
Nothing is impossible to understand and no one.
Why are you so surprised?
It’s impossible to understand yourself
and you want others.
But I'm not the only one living in the world.
But why? One.
In a global sense, one.
And you, mom, family?
No, well, family is a gift.
We are here near.
Universe, it is infinite.
But not limitless.
Do you understand?
I mean
that the family also has its limits.
Okay, let's go home.
You have a holiday at school tomorrow.
We need to sleep.
12-36 is canceled. For today.
Once you are so weak.
Vladimir,
it was not necessary to take her statement!
I did not expect this from Alice.
Where am I going to find a teacher at the beginning of the year?
Alisa Denisovna! Alisa Denisovna!
Do not leave!
Stand still
Dear parents, I want to say that
the cause of the fire in the school extension
became faulty wiring.
The investigation is complete.
And our sponsors give us new computers!
I for a moment, I for a second.
Smirnov!
Alisa Denisovna!
Alisa Denisovna, do not leave!
Forgive me, I am guilty.
Do not leave, please.
Sorry!
I want to apologize to all of you.
You are all very nice people, but
very strange
but still I love you, in general, yes.
Well done. Let's applaud Smirnov.
You understand that the beginning of the school year.
Is everyone ready?
Stanislav Ilyich, are you ready?