Gooby (2009) - full transcript

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Boy: [ Narrating ]
BY THE TIME YOU'RE 11,

YOU PRETTY MUCH KNOW
WHICH PLACES ARE GOOD,

AND WHICH ARE BAD.

TAKE MY NEIGHBOURHOOD.

IT'S GOOD. VERY GOOD.

PROBABLY BECAUSE
I'VE GROWN UP HERE
MY WHOLE LIFE.

ON ONE END,
THERE'S HOT DOG PARK.

THAT'S WHAT MY MOM
AND I CALLED IT.

WE USED TO GO THERE EVERY
FRIDAY AFTER SCHOOL.



AND ON THE OTHER END,

THERE'S
THE CONVENIENCE STORE.

WHEN I WAS REALLY LITTLE,

MY DAD AND I USED
TO WALK HERE

FOR THE BIG SUNDAY PAPER.

THEN, THERE'S
CHESTER STREET.

THE BEST STREET
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

AND RIGHT HERE...

MY HOUSE.

IT'S MY CAVE FORTRESS

AGAINST ALL THE BAD
THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE.

THEY SAY I HAVE AN
OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.

BUT I DON'T THINK SO,

I JUST SEE THINGS
GROWN-UPS DON'T.



I USED TO BE SCARED OF
THE SUPER ELECTRIFIED
PTERODACTYLS

THAT LIVE IN THE QUARRY
JUST OUTSIDE TOWN.

BUT NOW, I KNOW
THAT'S FOR KIDS.

IF ANYTHING, THEY'RE
LIVING IN THE WOODS
JUST BEHIND SCHOOL.

THE BIGGEST THREAT
THESE DAYS ARE BLUE,

THEY HAVE TWO HEADS,

AND THEY'RE NOT
FROM THIS PLANET.

I CALL THEM HOONIES.

THE WAY I FIGURE
IT THOUGH...

AS LONG AS I'M IN
MY SAFE PLACE,

THEY CAN'T GET ME...
EXCEPT...

Woman:
WILLY?

Man:
WILLY!

Willy:
DAD!

I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE...

BOB. JACK DANDRIDGE.

YEAH, MY
PARTNER ROLLIE

BROUGHT UP SOME
FINAL POINTS...

Woman:
WILLY?

Jack:
YEAH, THEY'RE IN...

THE LAST PAGES.

YEAH?

JACK, WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO GET THESE

DOWN TO THE CITY
REGISTRY BY 5:00.

Jack:
YEAH, I'LL DO IT ON
THE WAY TO THE OFFICE.

BIG SURPRISE.
ARE YOU READY?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

OKAY.

OUR NEW HOUSE, WILLY.

OUR DREAM HOUSE.

[ *** ]

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

Willy: [ Narrating ]
THAT MOMENT,

I KNEW MY WHOLE WORLD
HAD JUST FALLEN APART.

Woman:
THIS HAS GONE ON
LONG ENOUGH, OKAY?

WE'RE MOVING
TODAY!

BUT YOU'RE WRECKING
ALL MY STUFF!

UNBELIEVABLE!

SIX WEEKS WE'VE BEEN
DEALING WITH THIS.

YOU'RE WAY TOO OLD
FOR THIS BEHAVIOUR.

WAY, WAY TOO OLD!

BUT THOSE ARE MY BATTLE
PLANS AND MY MODELS.

AND THIS IS
MY AMULET OF FIRE.

IT KEEPS ME SAFE
FROM DANGER.

OKAY, WILLY...

WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE
ABOUT MOVING?

TELL ME.

YOU'LL GET MAD.

TRY ME.

IF WE MOVE INTO
THE NEW HOUSE,

BAD THINGS
WILL HAPPEN.

LIKE HOONIES.

FOR REAL.

REMEMBER WHAT
DR. CHAPMAN SAID?

SHE SAID IT'S ALL
HALLUCINATIONS

AND MY OVERACTIVE
IMAGINATION.

BUT WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME

SHE HAD TO FIGHT OFF
EVIL SPACE MONKEYS?

NEVER!

COME ON, LITTLE MAN,
LET'S GO THROUGH IT.

[ Sigh ]

"THE ONLY THING
TO FEAR IS
FEAR ITSELF".

AND?

"WHAT MY
IMAGINATION CREATES

IS WITHIN
MY CONTROL".

ALL RIGHT,
SO...

THAT BEING
THE CASE,

THESE...
UH...

CAN GO...

IN HERE.

AND THESE
CAN GO...

BUT, THOSE ARE
THE DESIGNS FOR
MY SUPER SPACE CART!

DAD AND I ARE
GOING TO BUILD
IT THIS FALL.

AND YOU'LL GET THEM
BACK WHEN WE MOVE
INTO THE NEW HOUSE.

THIS HOUSE MEANS
A LOT TO US.

WE'RE FINALLY...
FINALLY GOING TO HAVE

THE LIFE WE ALWAYS
DREAMED OF.

IT'S NOT
MY DREAM.

[ Thunder rumbling ]

[ Sigh ]

OKAY, WELL... OH.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

HE USED TO HELP
YOU OUT A LOT
IN THE PAST.

GOOBY?

MOM, I PLAYED
WITH HIM

WHEN I WAS
PRACTICALLY A BABY!

YOU THINK SOME TOY
I PLAYED WITH
WHEN I WAS A BABY

IS GOING TO
HELP ME NOW?

HELP ME OUT
HERE, WILLY, I'M
TRYING MY BEST.

Jack:
ELISE!

YEAH!

HEY, THESE GUYS ARE
ALMOST DONE DOWN HERE.

I'VE GOT TO POP BY THE
OFFICE ON THE WAY OVER.

I MAY HAVE TO GO TO
BALTIMORE AGAIN TOMORROW.

YES, OKAY.

WILLY.
LOOK AT ME.

YOU'RE GOING TO
MOVE INTO A BIG,
BEAUTIFUL HOUSE,

AND YOU'RE GOING TO
GO TO A NEW SCHOOL

AND YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE NEW
FRIENDS, ALL RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO IT'S A...
IT'S A NEW CHAPTER
FOR ALL OF US.

WE'RE ALL GOING
TO HAVE TO MAKE
SOME CHANGES.

ALL OF US.
ALL RIGHT?

TRUST ME,
IT'S GOING TO
BE WONDERFUL.

Willy: [ Narrating ]
PARENTS CAN SAY

THAT THINGS ARE
GOING TO BE WONDERFUL
ALL THEY WANT,

BUT THEY DON'T
REALLY KNOW.

I WAS LEAVING
THE ONLY SAFE PLACE

I HAD KNOWN
MY WHOLE LIFE.

[ *** ]

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Jack:
COME ON, ROLLIE,

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
SAID HE WAS GOING
TO TALK TO THE MAN.

LOOK... I'VE
GOT TO GO.

Willy: [ Narrating ]
WHEREVER WE WERE GOING,

I JUST COULDN'T GET
RID OF THE FEELING

THAT THERE WERE BAD
THINGS TO COME...

AND WE WERE NEVER GOING
TO BE THE SAME AGAIN.

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[ Heavy sigh ]

[ *** ]

Jack:
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CHECK OUT
THE BACKYARD?

[ *** ]

THINK WE CAN
FIT A POOL BACK
HERE OR WHAT?

NICE.

I LIKE IT WHEN
WE GO TO THE Y.

IF WE HAVE
OUR OWN POOL,

WE DON'T NEED
THE Y, DO WE?

RIGHT?

AND HOW
ABOUT THAT?

THAT OLD SHED WOULD
MAKE A PRETTY
GOOD FORT, I'D SAY.

FORTS ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE IN A TREE.

YOU BUILD
THEM YOURSELF.

THAT'S WHAT
YOU SAID.

AND WE WILL.

WILLY...

BUDDY...

THINGS CHANGE,
OKAY?

BUT CHANGE...
IS GOOD.

LOOK, WHEN JOEY'S
DAD AND I STARTED
THE BUSINESS,

I MEAN, THAT WAS
A CHANGE, RIGHT?

AND NOW THIS
GUY WANTS TO
BUY US UP...

THAT'S A CHANGE,
BUT THAT'S GOOD.

[ Dog barking ]

Man:
THERE'S NOTHING
STRANGE THERE,
NOTHING AT ALL.

WHAT'S WITH
YOU ANYWAY?

HEY THERE!

HE ONLY BARKS WHEN
THERE'S A CHANGE
IN THE WEATHER.

LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY
NICE DAY TO ME.

YEAH, WELL,
SOMETHING'S UPSET HIM.

Eerie voice:
WILLY...
[ Gasp ]

[ Barking ]

[ *** ]

[ Snarling ]

Jack:
THERE SHE IS.

[ Barking ]

WILLY.

THIS IS
MRS. WILLIAMS.

AND HOW ARE YOU,
YOUNG MASTER DANDRIDGE?

MRS. WILLIAMS
IS GOING TO
LOOK AFTER YOU

IN THE AFTERNOONS.

LOOK AFTER ME?

YEAH, YOUR MOM'S GOING
BACK TO THE LAW FIRM

FULL-TIME
FOR A WHILE.

OH, BUT I'M SURE
WILLY AND I

ARE GOING TO BECOME
THE BEST OF FRIENDS,

AREN'T WE?

Willy: [ Narrating ]
LIKE I SAID...

THIS HOUSE
MEANT TROUBLE.

[ Water running ]

Eerie voice:
WILLY...

[ Chattering/snarling ]

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[ Growling ]

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[ *** ]

AW, COME ON,
GIVE ME A BREAK!

HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN?

[ Creaking ]

[ Banging ]

[ Clatter ]

[ Wind whistling ]

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[ Straining ]

[ Panting ]

[ *** ]

HELP ME.

PLEASE, HELP ME
TO BE SAFE.

[ Smack ]

[ *** ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
WHAT I HAD NO
WAY OF KNOWING

WAS THAT BACK
IN MY OLD HOUSE,

SOMETHING REALLY
WEIRD WAS HAPPENING.

[ *** ]

HE HAD TO GO TO
BALTIMORE FROM BOSTON

SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO SEE
HIM TILL FRIDAY. C...

COULD YOU PLEASE
HURRY UP?

I HAVE AN
11:00 O'CLOCK
MEETING

AND THE TEACHER WAS
GOOD ENOUGH TO SEE US

AFTER FIRST
BELL, OKAY?

I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THAT, MA'AM.

YOU TEND TO
YOURSELF.

Elise:
OH, UH...

OKAY, THANKS.

FIRST DAY
OF SCHOOL.

IT'S NOT
SO EASY. HMM?

I KNOW.

THEY ALWAYS TEASED ME.

TEASED...

TEASED AND TEASED.

SOMETIMES, WORSE.

[ Knife clatters ]

WAIT. I KNOW
I PUT TWO...

YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO
GET ALONG, AREN'T WE?

[ Bag crinkling ]

WE CAN HAVE IT OUT
RIGHT NOW, BOY,

IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT.

WHAT DID
YOU DO?

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

I WILL NOT
TOLERATE LYING.

LYING?

HOW COME WHEN EITHER
OF YOU ASK ME TO...

TELL THE TRUTH
AND I TELL IT,

YOU ALWAYS TELL
ME I'M LYING?

I'M SORRY,
MRS. WILLIAMS.

YOU! MOVE.

BUT I DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING!

[ Class bell ringing ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
OF COURSE, A NEW HOUSE
MEANS A NEW SCHOOL,

AND A NEW SCHOOL

IS ALMOST WORSE
THAN HOONIES.

Woman:
WILLY DANDRIDGE,
BOYS AND GIRLS.

NOW, WILLY,

YOU'LL SIT OVER THERE
BETWEEN THOMAS

AND KELSEY.

[ Chair clatters ]
[ Laughter ]

[ Mixed whispers ]

Boy:
[ Whispering ]
HE'S WEIRD!

[ Chuckles ]

NOW, FOR THE PROBLEM
ON THE BOARD.

[ Shouts of play ]

OVER THERE...

THAT'S COLIN MEYER.

THE MOST POPULAR
GUY IN SCHOOL.

IF YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT GUY,

YOU'RE NOBODY.

AND OVER THERE...

BIG BRUCE.

Big Bruce:
WHERE'S YOUR
LUNCH-MONEY, HUH?

YOU REALLY WANT
TO AVOID BIG BRUCE.

YOU BETTER NOT BE
TRYING TO HIDE IT.

[ *** ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
OKAY, FIRST THE COOKIES,

THEN MY LUNCH.

I KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT WAS GOING ON.

OBVIOUSLY, THERE ARE
HOONIES IN MY NEW HOUSE.

Man: [ On TV ]
...IT DOES THIS TO
CATCH THE SMALL FISH

WHICH ARE ITS MAIN FOOD,

OR SIMPLY TO EVADE
ITS ENEMIES.

THE LOON'S LEGS ARE SO
FAR BACK ON ITS BODY

THAT MOVEMENT ON LAND
IS SLOW AND AWKWARD...

[ *** ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
RULE NUMBER ONE

WHEN CHECKING TO
SEE IF YOUR HOUSE

REALLY HAS EVIL,
VICIOUS, TWO-HEADED
ALIENS IN IT:

YOU HAVE TO BE
SCIENTIFIC,

AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE
THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT.

OKAY.

[ *** ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
RULE TWO...

BE PREPARED
FOR ANYTHING.

[ *** ]

[ Sigh ]

[ *** ]

[ Gasp ]

[ *** ]

[ Snap ]

[ *** ]

[ Rustling/snap ]

[ Gasp ]

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.

I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!

[ Rustling ]

[ *** ]

[ Rustling ]

[ *** ]

[ Twigs cracking ]

OKAY...

I'M PUTTING
THE RAKE DOWN.

BUT NO FUNNY BUSINESS.

[ Rustling ]

LIKE I SAID,

NO RAKE.

ON THE COUNT
OF THREE, OKAY?

ONE...

TWO...

THREE.

Both:
[ Screaming ]

[ Panting ]

BUT YOU'RE...
YOU'RE...

BUT...
BUT YOU'RE...

GOOBY?

UH...

YOU GUESSED IT!

I THOUGHT IT WOULD
TAKE A LOT LONGER
THAN THAT.

NOT...
NOT HOONIES?

HOONIES? AAH!

HOONIES?
AIEE...!

WHAT'S A HOONIE?
Woman:
I'M TELLING YOU,

I SAW SOMETHING
BACK THERE!

Man:
COYOTES LAST WEEK;
BEARS THIS WEEK.

Woman:
IT WASN'T MY
IMAGINATION!

THOSE CRAZY
PEOPLE NEXT DOOR!

[ Grunting ]
HIT THE DECK!

Woman:
VERNON!

WOULD YOU JUST
GO TAKE A LOOK!

IT WAS BIG AND
IT WAS FURRY,

BUT IT WASN'T A BEAR!

[ Grunting ]

IT'S A GOOD THING I'VE
COME TO SAVE YOU, WILLY.

THESE NEW NEIGHBOURS
OF YOURS ARE CRAZY.

THEY THINK THEY
SEE MONSTERS IN
THEIR BACKYARD!

BUT THERE ARE MONSTERS
IN THEIR BACKYARD.

YOU'RE RIGHT!

WHAT IN THUNDER...
[ Bell jingling ]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU'VE COME TO SAVE ME?

YOU ASKED FOR HELP,
DIDN'T YOU?

YOU MEAN YOU'RE IT?

Woman: [ Yelling ]
OH... VERNON!

YOU'RE THE TOY
I PLAYED WITH

WHEN I WAS
PRACTICALLY A BABY!

SO, WHO BETTER
THAN AN OLD FRIEND

TO HELP OUT WHEN
THE ROAD GETS ROCKY?

Woman:
VERNON!

[ Sighs ]

HAH...

[ Grunts/groans ]

[ Chuckles/sighs ]

BUT... NONE OF THIS
MAKES ANY SENSE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE A NORMAL TOY

[ Laughing ]
ABOUT THIS BIG.

HEH-HEH, YEAH, BUT
WHEN I'M LIKE THIS,

WE CAN HAVE A LOT
MORE FUN. EH?

WHEN I'M
AT THIS SIZE,

I CAN TAKE CARE
OF ANY TROUBLE
THAT COMES ALONG,

[ Dog barking ]
SUCH AS...

UH-H-UH!

[ Barking ]

MAYBE WE'D BETTER
GET YOU INSIDE.

COME ON.
[ Whimper ]

Man: [ On TV ]
...AROUND CENTRAL CITY.

I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA
OF SO MANY PEOPLE

GATHERING TOGETHER
HERE AT A DRIVE-IN.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT
BE LURKING IN THE DARK.

Woman: [ On TV ]
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!

THERE'S NOTHING UNUSUAL,

STRANGE, OR
UNWANTED, LURKING.

Man: [ On TV ]
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
WRONG, MAGGIE.

[ Whispering ]
GO!

Man: [ On TV ]
I BELIEVE THERE
COULD STILL BE

GIANT MONSTERS
ON THE LOOSE.

MONSTERS THAT
COULD EAT A...

WOW!
[ Grunt ]

THIS IS GREAT!
GOOBY...

THIS IS FANTASTIC!
[ Panting ]

LOOK AT ALL
THIS STUFF!

[ Laughing ]

WOW!
HEY!

THAT'S MY SPACE CART!

Mrs. Williams:
WILLY?

UH...

[ Gasp ]

WAIT! WAIT!
GOOBY! GOOBY!

GOOBY, COME ON, GO!

OW! OW!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

UH, FINE,
MRS. WILLIAMS!
OW! OW!

JUST... UH,
TALKING TO ALIENS.

[ Muffled scream ]
Mrs. Williams:
YOUR MOTHER CALLED.

SHE'LL BE HOME
FOR DINNER.

OKAY! OKAY.
[ Panting ]

WAH.
UGH.
WHOO!

DEFINITELY, NEXT
TIME WE DO THIS,

WE NEED TO GET
A BIGGER CLOSET

OR A SMALLER ME.

YOU'VE GOT
ONE OF THOSE!

Man: [ On TV ]
...MONSTERS THAT
COULD EAT US ALL

AND DESTROY
THE ENTIRE CITY!

OH-H-H,
THIS IS GREAT.
CAN I HAVE IT?

PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE,

PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE.
YES.

GOOBY... GOOBY!

SOUNDS LIKE SNOT.

SNOT? WHAT
SOUNDS LIKE SNOT?

MY NAME.

YOU WERE YOUNG SO
I CAN'T COMPLAIN,

BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT SOUNDED LIKE

GREAT BIG
GOBS OF SNOT.

[ Excited squeal ]

OOF! OH...
MARKERS!

WOW.

I LO-O-OVE MARKERS!

UH, GOOBY,

I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD BE...

I VERY MUCH
THINK I SHOULD.
WELL, UH...

MARKERS ARE ABOUT
THE BEST THING
IN THE WORLD...

NEXT, OF COURSE,
TO THOSE...

WINDOW COOKIES.

THIS... IS
YOU AND ME...

IN A HOT AIR
BALLOON...

GOING AWAY
FROM THE VOLCANO.
[ Clattering ]

IT SAYS EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

IT'S A MASTERPIECE!

WE NEED TO HANG
IT UP SOMEWHERE.

HERE WE GO.
W... N-NO! NO!

MY DAD WAS
REALLY MAD

ABOUT PUTTING
THESE UP IN THERE.

IN THE CLOSET?

HE SOUNDS
LIKE FUN.

UM, HOW'S ABOUT...

RIGHT THERE?

IT'S BRILLIANT!

Elise:
WILLY!
OH!

MY MOM.

BUT WE JUST
DECIDED...

UH, JUST FOR NOW.

WAIT! WHOA...
DON'T MOVE.
OW!

MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL,
WHAT?

DON'T MAKE
A SINGLE SOUND.

CAN'T I...
[ Indistinct ]

[ Sigh ]

SO THAT WOULD
GIVE US TWO WEEKS

AT THE RESORT
ON THE BAY,
[ Clatter ]

AND THEN WE COULD
DRIVE UP THE COAST.

WHAT?

HONEY, I DON'T THINK

I'M GOING TO BE ABLE
TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.

JACK, I BOOKED 10
DAYS OFF OF WORK.
[ Thumping above ]

REMEMBER ROLLIE
COVERED ME ON THE
BALTIMORE TRIP?

NOW, POSSIBLY
THE THIRD WEEK
OF NEXT MONTH...

[ Thumping ]
WHAT THE HECK
WAS THAT?

UH... I THINK
IT WAS MAYBE...

[ Thump ]
[ Bugle *** ]

[ Coughing ]

WHOA... DOWN THE...

DOWN THE WRONG
PIPE, BUDDY?

YOU NEED
SOME WATER?

[ Cough ]
I'M OKAY...

[ Panting ]
I'M OKAY.

[ Explosion ]
[ Spitting ]

[ Gag ]

ARE YOU GOING
TO BE SICK?

NO, NO.

[ Explosion/car horn honking]
YES! YES!

WILLY WASN'T FEELING
WELL LAST NIGHT,

SO HE'S JUST UP IN
HIS ROOM SLEEPING,
ALL RIGHT?

Mrs. Williams:
NOT TO WORRY!

HE'S NOT GOING
TO SCHOOL?
[ Sigh ]

SO HE REALLY
IS SICK?

HE OUGHT TO BE.

I FOUND TWO EMPTY
BOXES OF COOKIES

IN THE GARBAGE
THIS MORNING.

HE MUST HAVE EATEN,
LIKE, 50 COOKIES
LAST NIGHT.

Man: [ On TV ]
NOW, WHEN YOUR
IRISH STEW IS COOKED,

YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE
TO POUR OFF THE COOKING
LIQUID, THE GREASE,

AND PRE-HEAT
ANOTHER SAUCE POT.

IT DOES SLIGHTLY THICKEN
WITH A LITTLE ROUX
IF YOU LIKE.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T,
YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL...

Willy: [ Narrating ]
OKAY, IT SOUNDS OBVIOUS,

BUT YOU'VE GOT
TO BE VERY CAREFUL

WHEN TRYING TO
HIDE A GIANT ORANGE
MONSTER IN YOUR HOUSE.

FIRST, AND
MOST IMPORTANT,

GIVE HIM A PLACE
WHERE NO ONE EVER GOES.

TA-DA!

WHAT DO
YOU THINK?

OH-H...

WILLY...

IT'S... GREAT!

YEAH?
OH, YES!

IT'S... FANTASTIC.

[ Chuckle ]
100 PERCENT!

WHA... WHAT'S
THAT OVER THERE?
HUH?

BYE.
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?

W-WHAT AM I,
THE CAT?

I'M NOT STAYING HERE.

WHY NOT?
[ Scoff ]

ONE: IT'S DARK;

TWO: THERE'S
NO LIGHT;

THREE: IT'S DARK...
YEAH, BUT...

YOU HAVE
A FLASHLIGHT
HERE, AND...

MY OLD LAMP, SO YOU
CAN TURN ON A LIGHT.

AND...

SNOT?

TOTALLY SNOT.

Man: [ On TV ]
PEEL THE CARROTS.

NOW THE CARROTS ARE
GOING TO GIVE YOU...

SOME OF THE GREEN STOCK WITH
THE ONION AND THE CARROT.

BUT CUT THE CARROTS
NICE AND LARGE

SO YOU CAN USE AS
LITTLE MEAT AS POSSIBLE.

AND MAKE SURE THAT GRAVY
IS JUST AS THIN,

NICE AND THIN BROWN
LIQUID AS POSSIBLE.

SO THAT PEOPLE
WILL FEEL THAT THEY'VE
HAD A REAL MEAL

BUT YOU HAVEN'T
ACTUALLY...

ARE YOU EVEN GOING
TO BE ABLE TO
STAND UP IN HERE?

STANDING UP'S
NOT IMPORTANT.

UGH!

WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IS N.S.A.I.

N.S.A.I.?
NO SNOT ABOUT IT.

[ Chuckle ]

THE BEST PART
ABOUT IT:

WE'LL BE CLOSE
TO EACH OTHER.

Willy:
WELL, YEAH, BUT...

WHAT ABOUT YOU
MAKING NOISE?

I MEAN, MOM AND
DAD'S ROOM IS...

RIGHT OVER HERE.

WELL...

I'LL JUST MOVE
THESE BOXES OVER.

THEN I WON'T HAVE
TO GO OVER THERE.
OH...

[ Straining ]

[ Clattering ]
SHHHHH!

HEY! SHHHH!
SORRY.

OOOH...

[ Chuckling ]

HEY...

THAT'S YOUR DAD.

HE LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

AND THAT'S WHERE
HE GREW UP,

AND THAT'S HIS HOUSE.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

NOT REALLY
IMPORTANT NOW.

I'M GOING TO GET MY
PAPER AND MARKERS.

NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO!

NOT A CHANCE.

I'LL GET YOUR
PAPERS AND MARKERS.
OOF!

[ Groan ]

YOU... STAY HERE
AND CLEAN UP, OKAY?

AH...

Gooby:
EEEHHH!

[ Spitting ]
[ Laughing ]

GROSS!

WHAT IS IT?

BROCCOLI.

HERE, TRY THIS.

[ Sigh ]

HERE.

BLE-E-ECH!

BARF-O-RAMA!

Both:
[ Chuckling ]

BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

SEE?

YOU'RE RIGHT,

EVERYTHING
GREEN IS GROSS.

QUICK, PASS ME ONE
OF THOSE HOT DOGS.

THERE.
[ Chuckle ]

YOU KNOW...

I NEVER DID
THIS BEFORE.

WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER
EATEN A HOT DOG?

NO, I MEAN...
MM-HMM...

MAKING FRIENDS.

I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN KIND OF...

I DON'T KNOW...

AWKWARD.
AWKWARD?

DIDN'T YOU
COME RIGHT OUT

EVEN THOUGH
YOU THOUGHT
I WAS A HOONIE?

DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT YOU SAID?

"HI."

BRILLIANT!

YOU THINK YOU'RE
NOT GOOD AT MAKING
FRIENDS, THAT'S ALL.

YEAH?

YEAH.

EVER SEEN
THIS BEFORE?

BAH!

[ Laughter ]

A-A-A-AH!

[ Laughing ]
OH, OH...

[ Giggling ]

SHH! SHH! SHH!

[ Burp ]

SHHHH! SHHHH!
[ Giggle ]

[ Burping ]
OOH, OOH, OOH!
SHH! SHH!

[ Laughing ]

[ Burp/fart ]

[ Chuckle ]

[ Laughter ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
AND JUST WHEN IT
SEEMED LIKE LIFE WAS
GOING TO BE GREAT...

WHAT WALKED IN THE DOOR?
[ Class bell ringing ]

TROUBLE. BIG TIME.
Woman:
BOYS AND GIRLS.

BOYS AND
GIRLS, PLEASE!

THANK YOU. AS I'M SURE
YOU ALREADY KNOW,

MRS. DONNELLY HAD HER
BABY GIRL ON MONDAY,

AND YOU HAVE
A NEW TEACHER.

MR. NERDLINGER.

ME? NOW?

YES, YOU. NOW.

IT IS SO...
IT... IT...

UH...

Woman:
HUH.

I AM SURE
THAT... THAT...
THAT YOU'LL ALL

GIVE MR. NERDLINGER
THE SAME COURTESY
AND RESPECT

THAT YOU GAVE
MRS. DONNELLY.

SO, THEY'RE
ALL YOURS.

ARE WE DONE?

UH...
OFF WE GO.

UH...
THANK YOU.

Willy: [ Narrating ]
EVER HAVE ONE
OF THOSE MOMENTS

WHEN YOU REALIZE
RIGHT OFF THE BAT

THAT YOUR TEACHER
IS REALLY WEIRD?

THIS WAS ONE OF
THOSE MOMENTS.

[ Clicking ]

WELL...

I AM MR. NERDLINGER,

AND I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING:

"THAT NAMES SOUNDS
AWFULLY FAMILIAR."

I'M SURE WE ALL RECOGNIZE
FLESHERTON FISH...

[ Chuckle ]

FROM THE BOOKS
OF THE SAME NAME?

"FLESHERTON FISH
GOES TO MARKET"?

"FLESHERTON FISH
BEYOND THE SEA"?

"FLESHERTON FISH AND
AHAB MAKE FRIENDS"?

I WROTE THOSE BOOKS.

THOSE ARE MY BOOKS.

HANDS UP, THOSE
WHO HAVE READ THEM.

HANDS UP THOSE WHO
HAVE HEARD OF THEM.

WELL, NOT EVERYONE
CAN BE FAMOUS.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S PROCEED WITH
OUR FIRST LESSON.

[ *** ]

Mrs. Williams:
WELL, IF MRS. DANDRIDGE
THINKS SHE'S GOT CRITTERS,

THEN SHE'S GOT
CRITTERS. YOU!

OUTSIDE THIS
AFTERNOON.

MR. JAMES IS GOING
TO BE SPRAYING
THROUGH THE HOUSE.

BUT I... I HAVE TO
CHANGE MY CLOTHES.

WELL, BE QUICK
ABOUT IT!

HONESTLY, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO...

[ Loud whisper ]
GOOBY? GOOBY!

GOOBY!

OOH-WEE!

AAH!
[ Chuckling ]

[ Grunt ]
WHOA!

WHEW! HUH!

HEY...

I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD DO THAT.

ME NEITHER.

I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

THEY WERE POKING
AT THE FLOOR.

THEY'RE CHECKING THE ENTIRE
HOUSE FOR BUGS AND RATS.

WE'VE GOT TO GET
YOU OUT OF HERE.

NO KIDDING.

I'M SCARED OF
BUGS AND RATS!

[ Yelling ]

[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Dog barking ]

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING TO SLEEP?

IN MY OWN ROOM.

OH, I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD
IDEA ANYMORE.

NO ONE EVER
COMES IN HERE.

YOU HAVE IT
ALL TO YOURSELF.

LOOK, YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN MARKERS

AND DRAWING PADS,

AND MARSHMALLOW
COOKIES.

AND HERE,
ELECTRICITY,

SO YOU CAN USE THIS.

AND YOU CAN EVEN
HAVE MY TV.

[ Sigh ]

WHAT?

WHAT ABOUT
THE HOONIES?

MM.... I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, SINCE
YOU GOT HERE,

WE HAVEN'T REALLY
SEEN ANY, HAVE WE?

HERE.

ONE FOR YOU,
ONE FOR ME.

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS
WANTED SOMEONE TO
TALK TO ON THESE.

GOOB... YOU'VE
GOT TO STAY HERE.

AND I'VE GOT TO STAY
IN MY OWN ROOM.

REMEMBER WHAT I SAID

ABOUT GROWN-UPS NOT
UNDERSTANDING STUFF?

Mrs. Williams:
WILLY!

[ Sigh ]
I'VE GOT TO GO.

GOOB...

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
BE STRONG ABOUT THIS?

I DON'T WANT
TO BE STRONG.

WELL, SURE YOU DO.

I'M STRONG, SO...

THAT MEANS YOU
CAN BE STRONG.

RIGHT?

SEE YA.

[ Door opens/closes ]

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
IT WASN'T PERFECT,

BUT I KNEW THAT IF
MY PARENTS WEREN'T
PAYING ATTENTION TO ME,

THEY SURE WOULDN'T
BE PAYING ATTENTION
TO THE BACKYARD.

[ Cookie tray creaking ]
[ Lips smacking ]

[ Sigh ]

[ *** on TV ]

HMM.

HMM...

HMM?

HMM...

Willy: [ Narrating ]
SO, NOW I HAD GOOBY
TAKEN CARE OF...

AND I HAD
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA

I HAD THE WHOLE NEW SCHOOL
THING UNDER CONTROL TOO.

HEY, BIRD BRAIN!
AH!

YOU'VE GOT TO
PAY THE TOLL!

THE WHAT?

THE TOLL.
SEE, THIS IS
MY HALLWAY.

YOU'VE GOT TO PAY
TO GO THROUGH.

BUT I DON'T
HAVE ANY M...
AW, THAT'S TOO BAD.

AFTER SCHOOL
TOMORROW THEN.

AND, UH, JUST TO MAKE
SURE YOU DON'T FORGET,

LET'S HAVE
A DRINK ON IT, HUH?

Woman: [ On P.A. system ]
TICKETS FOR THE
HALLOWEEN DANCE...

MM.

OOF! OH-H!

I WON'T FORGET,
DUMMY, DON'T YOU.

[ *** ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Crash ]
[ Groaning ]

[ Moaning ]

WILLY!
ARE YOU OKAY?

WILLY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS YOU'VE
GOT TO SEE!

HEY, COME ON. WAIT.

WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

COVER YOUR EYES.
COVER YOUR EYES.
COME ON...

WILLY... YOU
MIGHT WANT TO
MIND YOURSELF.

[ Indistinct ]

OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY!

ARE YOU OKAY?
OKAY.

ALL RIGHT,
YOU READY?

ONE...

TWO... THREE!

TA-DAAAAAAA!

[ Laughing ]

GOOBY? GOOBY...

UH, NO, NO, YOU CAN...
GO ON, GO ON, GO ON...

TA-DAAAAAA!

MY SPACE CART!

WHOA.

I BUILT IT WITH
JUST FOUR FINGERS
ON EACH PAW.

[ Horn honks ]

WAIT, LOOK.

MY DRAWINGS WORKED?

YOU'RE THE BEST SPACE CART
DRAWER IN THE WORLD!

[ Chuckle ]

WHOA.

HEY, WHERE ARE
THE SHOCKS?

WE DON'T NEED SHOCKS
ONCE WE GET A BIG,
COMFY CUSHION.

HUH?

ME!

I'M GOING TO BE
THE CUSHION.

[ Laughing ]
I AM THE CUSHION!

[ Birds chirping ]

Willy:
I DON'T THINK
THIS IS SO SMART.

I MEAN, SHOULDN'T
WE TEST THIS THING?

MAYBE WE SHOULD
GO ON A...
[ Heavy sigh ]

SMALLER HILL.

HUH! WE DON'T NEED
A SMALLER HILL.

I FIGURE IF WE PRETEND
TO BE NOT SO SCARED,

THEN EVENTUALLY
WE'LL BE BRAVE.

PRETTY SMART,
HUH?
YEAH.

ARE YOU READY?

ONE...

TWO, THREE!

[ Mechanism releasing ]

WHEE-EE!

YOU OILED THE
WHEELS, DIDN'T YOU?

[ Creaking ]
I PUT A WHOLE
CAN ON IT.

A WHOLE CAN?

[ Wheels squeaking ]

[ Screaming ]

[ *** ]

DO YOU HEAR
SOMETHING?

SOUNDS LIKE...

Both:
TRAFFI-I-I-IC!

[ *** ]

[ Trees rustling ]

Gooby & Willy:
[ Screaming ]

[ *** ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
SO HERE WE WERE,
FLYING OVER TRAFFIC

IN FRONT OF ALL
SORTS OF PEOPLE,
INCLUDING MY TEACHER

WHO WE KNEW WAS OBSESSED
WITH BEING FAMOUS.

THIS WAS GOING
TO CAUSE TROUBLE.

[ Horns honking ]

[ Grunting/panting ]

[ *** ]

OH...

[ Groans/moans ]

YOU SEE WHAT
I MEAN, WILLY?

SOMETIMES, YOU JUST
HAVE TO LET IT RIP!

[ Thud ]

[ *** ]

[ Click/static crackle ]

GOOBY... GOOB?

[ Static crackle ]

Willy: [ On walkie-talkie ]
Goob?
HUH?

Goob? There's a button
on the side.

[ Grunting ]
HMM.

You have to press it.

WILLY?

WILLY, IS THAT YOU?

YEAH.

I'VE BEEN THINKING.

WHAT ABOUT?

THE SPACE CART.

IT'S LIKE, WELL...

I WAS SCARED AT FIRST,

but then I was okay.

And at the end,

IT FELT GREAT, BECAUSE
I'D BEEN SCARED AT FIRST.

I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS BEING SCARED

IS JUST ABOUT
NOT KNOWING STUFF.

IS THAT WHEN
THE HOONIES COME?

YEAH.

THAT'S WHEN
THE HOONIES COME.

You know,

SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE,
WE HAVEN'T SEEN ANY.

Yeah, I've been
thinking about that too.

MAYBE I'M NOT SO
SURE ABOUT THEM

BEING REAL ANYMORE.

G'NIGHT, WILLY.

G'NIGHT, GOOB.

[ *** ]

Mr. Nerdlinger:
IT SEEMS...

ABSURD

THAT WE HAVE TO TEACH
YOUNG PEOPLE ABOUT...

LEWIS CARROLL,

AS IF HE'S SUCH
A GREAT WRITER.

OH SURE, HIS BOOK,
HIS ONE BOOK

BECAME SO, SO FAMOUS.

"ALICE IN WONDERLAND".

I'VE WRITTEN
THREE BOOKS,

AND DONE MY OWN
ILLUSTRATIONS.

LEWIS CARROLL DIDN'T DO
HIS OWN ILLUSTRATIONS.

THE MAN COULDN'T
DRAW A STICK.

IT'S JUST ABSURD.

Colin: [ Whispering ]
PSST!

PSST! WILLY.

COME ON.

COME ON, BILLY.

BE A REAL
MAN, OKAY?

COME ON.

[ *** ]

[ Chalk shrieking ]

MR. DANDRIDGE.

DO WE HAVE
A PROBLEM?

NO. NO, SIR.

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

[ Whispering ]
BILLY. PSST! BILLY.

[ Loud whisper ]
GO AWAY!

MR. DANDRIDGE!
[ Gasp ]

I...

SPEAK UP,
MR. DANDRIDGE!

I'M SURE WE'D
ALL LIKE TO HEAR

WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY

ON THE PURPORTED GENIUS
OF MR. CARROLL.

HE WAS WHAT?

A FUZZY,
ORANGE MONSTER?

[ Laughter ]

CHILDREN!

THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

WE ALL KNOW THERE
IS NO SUCH THING

AS A FUZZY, ORANGE...
MONSTER,

AND... AND ANYONE WHO
SAW ONE WOULD BE...

FAMOUS.

GIVE ME
THAT PAPER!

[ *** ]

Boys:
[ Snickering ]

THE FOUR OF YOU BOYS

WILL BE STAYING
AFTER SCHOOL

FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS!

[ Class bell ringing ]

[ *** ]

[ Grumbling ]

YOO-HOO!

GUESS WHO!

OH MAN, I'M GOING
TO MURDOLATE YOU!

HELLO!

[ Growling ]

WOW, WHAT WAS
THAT ABOUT?

YOU KNOW, I HAD
TO WRITE OUT:

"THERE IS NO SUCH
THING AS FUZZY, ORANGE
MONSTERS" 60 TIMES?

AND NOW,
THE TWO COOLEST
GUYS IN SCHOOL

WHOM I WANTED
TO BE MY FRIENDS,

HATE MY GUTS!

I NEVER HAD A DETENTION
IN MY LIFE BEFORE!

NO SUCH THING
AS FUZZY,
ORANGE MONSTERS?

GOOBY, WHAT MADE
YOU THINK YOU COULD
COME TO MY SCHOOL?

WHAT... WHAT MADE
YOU THINK YOU
COULD COME OUT?

I WAS OUT OF
MARSHMALLOW
COOKIES.

DON'T WORRY.
I WAS CAREFUL.

NO ONE SAW ME.

YOU MEAN....

THAT I HAVE A
DETENTION FOR
THE NEXT TWO WEEKS

BECAUSE OF YOUR
MARSHMALLOW COOKIES?

[ Snort ]

YEAH, BUT... UH...

W-WILLY...

Willy: [ Narrating ]
LET'S GET SOMETHING
STRAIGHT.

I WAS MAD AT GOOBY,

BUT I KNEW
I'D GET OVER IT.

THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS,
GOOBY DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

AND THAT'S WHEN HE
GOT HIS GREAT IDEA.

[ *** ]

Man: [ On intercom ]
ATTENTION, SHOPPERS,

WE HAVE SCARY SPECIALS

AND GHOULISH GOOD DEALS
ON ALL HALLOWEEN CANDY

FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES.

[ *** ]

[ Spit ]

ARE YOU OKAY?

UH...

IT'S...
IT'S HOT. HOT.

WATER! WATER, YEAH.

EW.

[ Bag crinkling ]

GOOBY! GOOBY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

UH, SHOPPING.

DO YOU KNOW
THIS STUFF?
IT'S FANTASTIC.

THE ARMY GUY MAKES
TONNES OF IT!

GOOBY, THIS IS
NOT... SHOPPING!

WHEN YOU SHOP, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BUY THINGS,

NOT EAT THEM
OFF THE SHELF!

WELL, I
NEEDED COOKIES

AND YOU DIDN'T SEEM
LIKE YOU WERE GOING
TO HELP ME ANYWAY,

SO I FIGURED
I'D HELP MYSELF.

DO PEOPLE KNOW
ALL THIS STUFF
EXISTS IN HERE?

GOOBY, PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO SEE YOU!

[ Muttering ]
Willy:
YOU HAVE TO
LEAVE NOW.

Gooby:
YOU CAN'T TELL
ME WHAT TO DO.

HUH?
YOU'RE NOT THE
BOSS OF ME.

Willy:
I AM TOO THE
BOSS OF YOU!

Gooby:
OH, SAYS WHO?

SAYS WHO? WELL,

WHO TOOK CARE
OF YOU SINCE HIS
SECOND BIRTHDAY?

WHO... WHO
NAMED YOU GOOBY

BECAUSE HE COULDN'T
SAY "GOOD BEAR"?

WHO FED YOU
PEZ EVERY DAY?

WHO WASHED YOU
IN ORANGE JUICE

THE TIME YOU FELL
IN THE TOILET?

WHO... WHO TOOK
YOU AND...
YOU THOUGHT
I WAS A BEAR?

THE POINT
IS THAT...

THE POINT IS
I CAN DO
WHATEVER I WANT.

IF I WANT TO EAT
ALL THE CEREAL
IN THE WORLD,

I'M GOING TO.

GOOBY, YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO
EAT THAT STUFF.

SAYS WHO?

YOU ARE,

BECAUSE WHAT
YOU'RE EATING
IS CAT FOOD.

[ Spitting ]
OOH... UGH-H...

[ Coughing/gagging ]

GOOB, THE POINT IS

THAT PEOPLE WHO
STEAL GO TO JAIL.

YEAH WELL,
I'M NOT PEOPLE,
I'M A MONSTER.

SO THERE!

GOOB, I'M
A PERSON!

OH, YOU MEAN YOU
COULD GO TO JAIL
IF I WAS STEALING?

Man:
HEY KID!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, I...

DON'T WORRY,
I'LL SAVE YOU!

THEY'LL NEVER
TAKE US ALIVE!

UGH!

WHAT THE...

[ *** ]

* EVERY TIME
YOUR EYES MEET MINE *

* HEAVEN SEEMS TO BE

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

* DOWN HERE

* EVERY DAY
I FIND SOME WAY *

* FOR YOU AND I TO BE

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

SAY CHEESE.

[ Mumbling ]

* EVERY TIME
YOUR EYES MEET MINE *

UGH!
* HEAVEN SEEMS TO BE

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

OH, HI MOM!

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

* DOWN HERE

* EVERY TIME
YOUR EYES MEET MINE *

* HEAVEN SEEMS TO BE

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

[ Gasp ]

GOOBY...

GOOBY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

COME ON!

GOOBY? WHAT?

GOOBY!
THERE'S A WHOLE
SECTION OF CANDY

THAT LOOKS
JUST LIKE ME!

* HALLELUJAH,
HALLELUJAH *

* HALLELUJAH,
HALLELUJAH *

* HALLE-LUJAH

OH... OH.

GOOB, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THESE... THESE
AREN'T YOU,

THEY'RE... THEY'RE...
I THINK THEY LOOK
VERY MUCH LIKE ME!

MMM... DELICIOUS!

OH...

BUT THESE ARE...

CHEWY. THEY'RE
GOOBYCHEWS!

[ Chuckle ]

GOOBYCHEWS?
GOOBYCHEWS!

ARE YOU NUTS?
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD!

MMM...
Man:
HEY, KID.

[ Gasp ]
STOP RIGHT THERE!

WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?

NOW, COME ON!

* EVERY TIME
YOUR EYES MEET MINE *

* HEAVEN SEEMS TO BE

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

WHA... WHOA!

* EVERY TIME
YOUR EYES MEET MINE *

* HEAVEN SEEMS TO BE

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

Gooby:
WHOA!

* JUST A LITTLE BIT
CLOSER *

I'VE GOT YOU
NOW... WHOA!

[ Crash ]

Man: [ On intercom ]
CLEAN-UP IN THE PRODUCE
SECTION, PLEASE.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
YOUNG MAN?

Man: [ On intercom ]
CLEAN-UP IN THE
PRODUCE SECTION.

Gooby:
OW!

Willy & Gooby:
[ grunting/panting ]

COME ON! LET'S
GO... GO...

LET'S GO!
GO, GO!

Willy:
[ Laughing ]

Elise:
GIVE ME A BREAK.

JACK, YOU COULD
HAVE CALLED!

WELL, OF COURSE
HE'S READY.

THE LEAST
YOU...

OKAY.

NO.

OKAY.

[ Disconnect beep ]

[ Bedroom door
slams shut ]

[ *** ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
ONE OF THE COOLEST
THINGS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

IS THE STUFF YOU
CAN SOLVE TOGETHER.

TOTALLY COOL, ISN'T IT?

I DON'T KNOW WHY
I DIDN'T THINK
OF THIS EARLIER.

I STILL DON'T
GET IT, WILLY.

WHAT MAKES TODAY
ANY DIFFERENT
FROM ANY OTHER DAY?

IT'S OCTOBER 31st!

COME ON.

[ *** ]

[ Mixed chatter ]

WOW!

LOOK AT THAT GUY!

RIDICULOUS!

I'LL GET
THE TICKETS.

YOU STAY HERE.

UH-HUH.
DON'T MOVE, OKAY?

[ *** ]

HUH.

[ Chortling ]

Big Bruce:
HEY, BIRDBRAIN...

WHERE YOU BEEN?

YOU OWE ME FOUR DAYS
PLUS INTEREST.

WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

OH...

GOOD COSTUME,
MISTER.

MY UNCLE'S GOT
ONE JUST LIKE IT.

CAN YOUR UNCLE
DO THIS?

[ Snarling ]

[ Ferocious roar ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Urinating ]

Gooby:
WILLY! THE HOT DOG PEED.

[ Chortling ]

I'VE GOT TO GO.

[ Laughter ]

MAYBE THERE'S
PEOPLE YOU
JUST DON'T NEED

TO SAY "HI" TO.

GOOBY, THAT
WAS AMAZING!

HEY, BAINBRIDGE.

OH!

ARE THOSE THE COOL
KIDS YOU GOT IN
DETENTION WITH?

GOOBY, DON'T!

COME ON.

THEY ALREADY
HATE ME.
NO!

MAYBE THEY JUST
NEED A SECOND CHANCE
TO BE FRIENDLY.

HUH?
[ Chuckling ]

WHAT'D YOU DO
TO BIG BRUCE?

THAT WAS GREAT!

IS THIS
YOUR... DAD?

[ Chuckling ]

YEAH.

DAD, THIS
IS COLIN.

HEY, MR. BAINBRIDGE.

SO, UH, WHAT'RE
YOU GOING TO SEE?

OH, WE'RE GOING TO
GO SEE THE SCARY...
"BIG ADVENTURE".

[ Laughter ]

"BIG ADVENTURE"?

THAT'S FOR BABIES!

WE'RE CHECKING OUT
"DEATH ACTION 3000...

PART II."

REALLY?

ABSOLUTELY!

SEE YOU AROUND.

LATER, MR. BAINBRIDGE.

OH, THAT OTHER FILM
LOOKS REALLY EXCITING.

WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO GET IN ANYWAY.

WHY NOT?

SORRY, FOR THIS MOVIE,

YOU NEED TO BE
ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT.

BUT MY DAD'S
PARKING THE CAR,

AND HE SAID TO GET
THE TICKETS FIRST.

OH YEAH?

OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN.

SCRAM, KID.

I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS
TO DO WITH MY TIME

AND THERE'S A
LINE-UP BEHIND...
HOLD ON!

I'M IN CHARGE OF
THESE BOYS, MY FINE
YOUNG TICKET MAN!

I THINK I CAN
DECIDE WHAT KIND OF
MOVIES THESE BOYS,

AND MY BOY, WILLY
HERE, NEEDS TO SEE.

AND IF THEY WANT
TO SEE A FILM

FULL OF GRATUITOUS
VIOLENCE AND GORE,

THEN I SAY,
LET 'ER RIP.

[ Electronic beeps ]

Colin:
BAINBRIDGE,

YOUR DAD
IS VERY COOL.

[ Cackling ]

[ Laser blasts on film ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Gunshots ]

[ Chainsaw rumbling ]

[ Gunfire/screaming ]

[ Engine rumbling ]

[ Panting ]

THAT WAS
SO SWEET!

WELL, WE
GOT TO GO.

THANKS A LOT,
MR. BAINBRIDGE.

WILLY, YOUR
DAD'S ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL SEE
YOU AROUND.

MAYBE... YOU
COULD JOIN US,

PLAY SOCCER
AT SCHOOL?

SURE. THAT'D
BE GREAT.

SEE YOU
AROUND, THEN.

DID YOU
HEAR THAT?

WHAT?

YOU KNOW, I REALLY
KIND OF LIKED THAT.

[ Sigh ]

LIKED WHAT?

I LIKED BEING
YOUR DAD.

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* HAS FOUND US

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* SURROUNDS US

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* WHEN I AM WITH YOU

* I CAN SAY
YOU'RE GOOD FOR ME *

* I CAN SAY
WE'RE MEANT TO BE *

* THESE ARE ONLY WORDS
THAT I CAN SAY *

* YOU ARE THE BEST OF ME *

* ALL I KNOW
IS WHAT I FEEL *

* ALL I KNOW
IS WHAT IS REAL *

[ *** ]

* WHERE HAVE YOU GONE

* WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

* YOU MAKE ME RIGHT

* YOU MAKE ME EVERYTHING

* WHERE HAVE YOU GONE

* WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

* YOU MAKE IT RIGHT

* YOU MAKE IT EVERYTHING

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

OH! BEAT
YOUR RECORD.

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* WHEN I AM WITH YOU

NOW, PAY UP,
OR GO TO JAIL.

THAT'S FINAL.

FINAL, EH?
FINE.

FINAL!

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

COLIN!

[ *** ]

[ Humming ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
I GUESS IT NEVER
REALLY OCCURRED TO ME

WHAT GOOBY DID WHEN
NO ONE WAS HOME.

BUT BECAUSE HE WAS
HOME THAT DAY...

WELL, THAT'S WHEN
THE TROUBLE STARTED.

AH... OOMPHTAH!

MM-MMM! HAH.

[ Telephone ringing ]
[ Yelp ]

Elise: [ On recording ]
You've reached...
ARGH!

Please leave a message
after the beep.
[ Beep ]

Woman: [ On phone ]
Hello, this
is Mrs. Deacon

calling from
Willy's school.

We've had an accident
here on the soccer field...

OH!
and... and there's
been a... a head injury

a-and we think...

[ Brakes squealing ]

OH.

WHOA...

[ Barking ]

AH! WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA...

OH!

[ Barking continues ]

AH... AH...

[ Grunting ]

[ Telephone ringing ]

[ Panting ]

YEAH.

NO, NOT...
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT RIGHT NOW.

LOOK, I JUST
GOT A CALL,

I HAVE AN EMERGENCY
I HAVE TO ATTEND TO.

I'M OUT THE DOOR
IN SECONDS.

NO.

YES.

ALL RIGHT,
LOOK: NO; YES;

AND NOT RIGHT NOW.

[ Brakes squealing ]

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

OKAY, WHAT'S
THE EMERGENCY?

OH...

Willy: [ Narrating ]
NOW THIS WAS
REAL TROUBLE.

SEE, GOOBY HAD HEARD
MY DAD ON THE PHONE

TALKING ABOUT
AN EMERGENCY

AND JUST ASSUMED
HE WAS TALKING

ABOUT THE EMERGENCY
AT SCHOOL.

HOW WAS HE TO KNOW THAT
MY DAD WAS REACTING

TO SOMETHING
TOTALLY DIFFERENT,

AND HADN'T EVEN HEARD
THE CALL FROM THE SCHOOL?

THE FINAL RESULT:

GOOBY WANDERING
AROUND A PLACE

WHERE GOOBY
SHOULD NOT BE.

[ *** ]

[ Motor starts ]

[ *** ]

LOOKS TO ME LIKE WE DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH REBARS...

[ *** ]

UH... CARL?

HELLO!

[ *** ]

[ Door rattling ]
Willy:
GOOBY!

GOOBY?

[ Sigh ]

[ Sigh ]
OKAY.

GOOBY?

[ *** ]

GOOB?

GOOB?

[ Approach of car ]

WILLY.

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU
DOING OUT HERE SO LATE?

I... I WAS...

MY BIKE...

WELL...

WELL, DON'T
JUST STAND HERE,
PUT IT AWAY!

[ Car lock beep ]

DAD, TODAY AT SCHOOL...

JUST PUT IT
IN THE GARAGE.

[ *** ]

[ Frustrated grunt ]

[ Clatter ]
[ Gasp ]

GOOBY?

[ Creaking ]

GOOBY?

[ Creaking ]

[ Moaning ]

AH...
GOOBY?

[ Moaning ]
[ Thud ]

THEY THINK I'M UPSTAIRS
PUTTING ON MY PYJAMAS.

WILLY, I'M TORN.
HMM...

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

YEAH WELL,
IT HURTS.

COME ON, DON'T
BE SUCH A BABY.

OH.

SO YOUR
HEAD'S OKAY.

MY HEAD?

YEAH, WELL AFTER WHAT
HAPPENED AT SCHOOL...

OW! TODAY.

HOW DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED AT SCHOOL?

WELL, I SORT
OF... OVERHEARD.

SEE, I THOUGHT
YOUR DAD WAS...

YEAH, MY DAD.

A LOT HE CARES.

IF I WERE HANGING OVER
A 50-STOREY BUILDING

HE'D STILL ANSWER
HIS CELLPHONE.

TRUST ME, YOU DON'T
WANT TO BE HANGING

OVER A 50-STOREY
BUILDING.

COLIN GOT BEANED
WITH A SOCCER BALL.

COLIN?

YEAH.

I HAD TO RUSH HIM
TO THE NURSE'S
OFFICE, SO...

THEY MADE ME STAY
WITH HIM UNTIL
HIS MOM GOT THERE.

I SKIPPED THE
WHOLE AFTERNOON.

THERE WE GO.
HMM.

NOW. YOU'RE
GOING TO TELL ME

WHAT YOU WERE
DOING IN MY DAD'S
CAR, RIGHT?

MARSHMALLOW COOKIES,

OR OUT OF
COMIC BOOKS?

UH, IT'S NOT REALLY
IMPORTANT NOW.

WAIT A MINUTE.

OH, UH,
THE, UH...

THIS LOOKS
LIKE PLASTER.

UH...

THEY WERE BUILDING
THIS TALL BUILDING,

AND, UH...
GOOB,

YOU DIDN'T GO
WITH MY DAD TO
WORK, DID YOU?

UH, JUST THIS
AFTERNOON...

SINCE THIS
AFTERNOON?

WELL, THERE WAS
THIS THINGAMAWHAT,
AND I HAD TO JUMP,

AND THEN I LANDED
IN THIS GOOP AND
THEN I CUT MY ARM

AND...
GOOB! YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO WAIT

UNTIL I COME OUT
TO THE BACKYARD!

WELL, YOU DON'T
COME OUT TO THE
BACKYARD ANYMORE!

[ Huffing ]

YOU'RE ALWAYS
PLAYING SOCCER

AND HANGING OUT WITH
YOUR NEW FRIENDS.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

"DON'T WORRY
ABOUT GOOBY,

YOU JUST LEAVE
HIM IN THE SHED
DAY AND NIGHT

WITH HIS MOULDY
OLD COMICS,

AND HIS RATTY OLD
SLEEPING BAG..."
YOU'RE A LIAR!

AND WE DON'T EVEN DRAW
THE HOONIES ANYMORE!

HOONIES?

THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS HOONIES!

THEY'RE FOR
LITTLE KIDS!

WELL, IF THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS HOONIES,

THEN MAYBE
I SHOULD GO.

WELL THEN,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

ESPECIALLY IF ALL
YOU'RE GOING TO DO
IS CAUSE TROUBLE.

YEAH? WELL,
MAYBE I WILL!

GOOD!

GOOD!
YEAH!

BYE.
BYE! BYE?

[ Door slams ]

[ *** ]

* ALL ALONE TONIGHT

* HEART WITHOUT
A HOME TONIGHT *

* NOW I LONG
FOR YESTERDAY *

* THE WORLD'S COME
CRASHING DOWN *

* LOVE'S DESTRUCTION
ALL AROUND *

* ALL FROM WORDS
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY *

[ Knocking ]

GOOB?

GOOB, I'VE GOT COOKIES.

GOOB...

I'VE BEEN THINKING
I SAID SOME THINGS

I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY...

GOOB?

GOOB?

GOOBY?

GOOB?

* I USED TO BE THE LIGHT
IN YOUR EYE *

* I USED TO BE THE REASON
FOR YOUR SMILE *

* I USED TO KNOW
THAT I BELONGED *

* SOMEWHERE
INSIDE YOUR LOVE *

[ *** ]

* ON AND ON...

Mr. Nerdlinger: [ Reading ]
"AND SO FLESHERTON FISH
SWAM AND SWAM,

LOOKING FOR
HIS FRIEND AHAB,

WHOM HE HADN'T SEEN
SINCE THE SHARK BROTHERS,

GERALD AND JUAN,
HAD CALLED HIM A
COWARDLY JELLYFISH.

'OH, I WISH MY FINS
WERE STRONGER

SO I COULD SWIM FASTER.

WHERE ARE YOU, AHAB?

WHERE ARE YOU?'
SCREAMED FLESHERTON..."

* ...AND FINDS ME
WITH YOU *

* I'M LIVING OVER

* OVER AND OVER
AGAIN AND AGAIN *

JACK?
MM-HMM?

WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT WILLY.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

YEAH, HE WAS
DOING REALLY WELL
THERE FOR A WHILE.

AND?

YEAH, IT WAS...
IT WAS LIKE HE WAS
A DIFFERENT KID.

THERE'S NO MORE
ALIEN PEOPLE
COMING AFTER HIM.

AND THEN THE PAST
COUPLE OF DAYS,

HE'S JUST...

CHANGED.

WELL, HONEY,
YOU KNOW, HE'S YOUNG

AND, UH, KIDS GO
THROUGH PHASES.

HE'S NOT AS YOUNG
AS YOU THINK, JACK.

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

[ Footsteps/
twigs snapping ]

[ Twigs snapping ]

WILLY!
GOOBY!

OW!
[ Thud ]
GOOB!

[ Groaning ]

GOOBY, THE TREE!

WAH!
[ Chuckling ]

YOU'RE BACK.

I SURE AM!

[ Chuckling ]
COME ON.

[ Grunting ]

[ Panting ]

WHEW!
[ Laughing ]
OH-H...

SO I GUESS YOU'RE
NOT MAD AT ME
ANYMORE, EH?

I WAS NEVER
MAD AT YOU.

WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?

I WENT OUT TO
FIND SOMETHING
YOU NEED TO SEE.

A SECRET.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

WE'VE GOT TO
GO SOMEWHERE
TOMORROW, WILLY,

YOU AND ME.

TOMORROW.
AFTER SCHOOL.

DO YOU TRUST
ME, WILLY?

I TRUST YOU
WITH ANYTHING.

[ Snoring ]

[ *** ]

Willy: [ Narrating ]
AND SO GOOBY AND I

WENT OFF ON OUR
VOYAGE OF DISCOVERY.

WHAT I HAD NO WAY
OF KNOWING

WAS THAT THIS
WAS A JOURNEY

THAT WAS GOING TO
CHANGE ME FOREVER.

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

WILLY?

WILLY?

JACK?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHERE'S WILLY?

Jack:
WILLY!

Elise:
WILLY?

JACK!

Jack:
OKAY, DON'T PANIC.

LET'S SEE
WHERE THEY LEAD.

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

[ Crickets chirping ]

SEE? I TOLD YOU
THE TRAIN TRACKS

ENDED SOMEWHERE
NEAR HERE.

GOOB, I THINK WE
SHOULD GO BACK.

WILLY... WE
NEED TO GO ON.

[ Wind blowing ]

[ Panting ]

WHAT?

WILLY.

[ Sigh ]

DOES IT LOOK
FAMILIAR?

WOW.

THIS WAS WHERE MY DAD
LIVED WHEN HE WAS A BOY?

I THINK I KNOW WHY
I CAME HERE, WILLY.

I'M SUPPOSED
TO SHOW YOU THIS.

THANK YOU.

THE POLICE HAVE
ASSURED ME THEY
WILL CONTACT US

THE MOMENT THEY
KNOW ANYTHING.

THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

ELISE, WE
CAN'T PANIC.

LOOK... THERE'S
PROBABLY A PERFECTLY
RATIONAL EXPLANATION

FOR WHAT WE
FOUND OUT THERE.

I MEAN, HE'S
GOT FRIENDS.

SO WHO DOES
HE KNOW?

WELL, WHAT DOES
HE DO ALL DAY?

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

[ Thump ]
OH...
[ Gasping ]

Male officer:
HEY, PULL UP
OVER HERE.

YOU SEE A LIGHT?

[ *** ]

OOF.

[ *** ]

LOOKS LIKE
THERE WERE...

SIX DIFFERENT
APARTMENTS.

I WONDER WHICH
ONE WAS MY DAD'S.

[ Hinges creaking ]

HEY, COOL!

IT'S LIKE
A SECRET DOORWAY.

[ *** ]

[ Effort grunts ]

[ *** ]

[ Bat screeching ]
[ Shrieking ]

[ Floorboards breaking ]
WILLY!

DID YOU HEAR
SOMETHING?

CIRCLE
THE BLOCK.

[ *** ]

[ Straining ]
Gooby:
WILLY!

WILLY!

GOOBY!
WILLY!

WILLY!
[ Groaning ]

OH...
GOOBY!

OH NO, WILLY!

I CAN'T REACH YOU.
GOOBY!

AAAH!
I CAN'T REACH
YOU, WILLY!

GOOBY! GOOBY,
GO GET HELP!

[ Straining ]

[ Panting ]
OH...

GO GET HELP!

[ Telephone ringing ]

YES.

YES, THIS IS
JACK DANDRIDGE.

HANG ON
A SECOND.

1435 SULLIVAN, HUH?

OKAY.

[ Disconnect beep ]

WHAT?

[ Page ripping ]

I'VE GOT TO GO.

YOU STAY HERE,
ALL RIGHT?

ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?
I'M COMING!

ELISE, YOU...
YOU'VE GOT TO...

YOU'VE GOT TO STAY
HERE, ALL RIGHT?

THEY, UH,
WANT YOU HERE IN
CASE THEY CALL.

I'VE GOT TO GO.

I'LL BE BACK.

[ Door opens/closes ]

[ *** ]

WILLY?

DAD!

DAD!

OH MY GOD!

UH...
[ Distant siren wailing ]

WILLY, HANG ON!

[ Siren stops wailing ]

Willy:
[ Panting ]

OH...!
WILLY!

NO! HANG ON, WILLY!

[ Panting/whimpering ]

DAD...

[ Muttering ]

WILLY, GO UP!

WILLY!

GRAB MY HAND!

UGH! WHOA!

NO, HANG ON!
[ Struggling ]

Officer:
HOLD IT RIGHT
THERE, PAL.

POLICE! WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?

WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?

MY SON IS
IN DANGER!

GET DOWN THERE.

[ Straining ]
BUDDY, HANG ON.

WILLY, HANG ON!

[ Grunting ]

Jack:
HANG ON! WILLY...

LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME.

BUDDY,
[ Panting ]

I NEED YOU TO
TRUST ME, WILLY.

WHEN I TELL YOU TO,
YOU HAVE TO LET GO

AND REACH.
NO, NO...

YOU'VE GOT TO
DO IT. WILLY...

TRUST ME.

ALL RIGHT?

NOW, I'M GOING
TO TELL YOU.

ONE...
[ Straining/
panting ]

TWO...

REACH!

REACH, WILLY.

REACH!

WILLY!

[ Yell ]

[ Panting/grunting ]

COME ON!

[ Straining/panting ]

[ *** ]

[ Panting ]

LET'S GO HOME, WILLY.

[ Approaching footsteps ]

IS THE BOY
ALL RIGHT?

HE'S FINE.

WHY WOULDN'T YOU CALL
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

BEFORE YOU
CALLED ME?

SIR, WE DIDN'T
CALL ANYONE.

WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THE KID WAS IN HERE

UNTIL WE SAW
YOUR CAR SCREAMING
DOWN SULLIVAN.

BUDDY, FOLLOW THE
POLICEMEN DOWN.

I'LL BE DOWN
IN A MINUTE.

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

W... WHAT THE...?

I WAS THE ONE
THAT CALLED YOU.

I USED WILLY'S
CELLPHONE.

I BROUGHT HIM HERE.

WHAT...

I'M GOOBY.

THE CRANE OPERATOR
SAID THAT HE SAW YOU...

I HURT MYSELF.

IT'S OKAY NOW.

BUT H... HOW...?

THIS IS YOUR SECRET
ROOM, ISN'T IT?

WHERE YOU CAME
AS A LITTLE BOY.

HOW CAN YOU
KNOW THAT?

MOST GROWN-UPS FORGET
THINGS LIKE THAT.

ACTUALLY, MOST
GROWN-UPS FORGET
ALL SORTS OF THINGS.

Jack:
THE THREE TREES BY
THE RAILROAD TRACKS...

MY DAD AND I WERE
GOING TO BUILD A FORT.

HE PROMISED ME
WE'D DO IT TOGETHER.

WE NEVER DID.

HE WAS ALWAYS
SO BUSY...

WORKING.

TRYING TO MAKE THINGS
BETTER FOR US.

A BOY DOESN'T
NEED THINGS.

A BOY NEEDS A DAD.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

WHAT IS THIS?

A PLAN.

MADE BY A LITTLE
BOY, A LONG...

LONG, LONG
TIME AGO.

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

[ Brakes squeaking ]

Elise:
WHERE IS HE?
WHAT HAPPENED?

HE'S FINE. HE'S FINE.

[ Sigh ]
FINE. THEN, I
NEED TO SEE HIM.

AND YOU WILL, HONEY,
HE'S COMING IN.

BUT BEFORE
HE DOES...

THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.

A SOMEONE.

HE'S FINE AND
YOU NEVER CALLED?

WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING
THROUGH HERE?

ELISE...

WE LET HIM GO, JACK.

DO YOU
REALIZE THAT?

OUR LITTLE BOY,
WE LET HIM GO

FOR... FOR...
FOR THIS...

FOR THIS HOUSE.
FOR THESE THINGS.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW
CRAZY THAT SOUNDS?

WE DON'T NEED
ALL THESE THINGS.

WE NEED TO...
CHANGE.

AND I NEED TO BE THE
FIRST ONE TO CHANGE.

AND I WILL.

THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.

OKAY? LOOK...

I NEED YOU
TO PROMISE ME

THAT YOU'RE GOING
TO STAY CALM.

WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU SAID HE WAS FINE.

HE IS FINE.

BUT YOU'VE GOT
TO PROMISE ME

THAT YOU'RE GOING
TO STAY CALM.

WILLY?

[ Hinges creaking ]

Willy:
MOM...

THERE'S SOMEBODY
I WANT YOU TO MEET.

[ *** ]

HI!

Elise:
OH MY GOD!

ABSOLUTELY...
ANY TIME, ROLLIE.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, IT'S
OFFICIAL, GUYS.

ROLLIE'S COUSIN
IS A FULL PARTNER,

AND I AM ON
SABBATICAL.

I'VE GOT TO WARN
YOU, THOUGH,

IT WILL BE TIGHT
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

Willy:
DAD,
GOOBY SAYS

TO MAKE SURE TO GET
PRESSURE- TREATED WOOD.

YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

HEH. ARE YOU
OKAY, HONEY?

[ Small gasp ]
MM-HMM.

[ *** ]

NO, BUT WE WON'T
USE PAINT-READY
ON THE PORCH

SO THIS IS PERFECT.

Gooby:
HEY! HEY!

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

LOOK! ISN'T IT GREAT?

OH, AND THEY'VE
GOT 'EM OVER THERE,

THEY'VE GOT
HUNDREDS OF THEM.

IT'S A SWING!

A SWING!

Gooby:
YOU JUST SWING
BACK AND FORTH,

HANG IT OVER A TREE.

AND WHAT ABOUT THESE
THEY'VE GOT?

THEY'VE GOT MONKEY BARS.
YOU CAN CLIMB UP AND...

Gooby:
[ Laughing ]
FANTASTIC!

UH, HE KIND OF
HAS A PROBLEM

WITH THE "NOT LETTING
PEOPLE SEE HIM" THING.

Gooby:
...WHERE'S THE
MOUNTAINS?

ROLLIE!

[ Chuckling ]

THERE YOU ARE,
HUH?

YOU CRAZY NUT.

THIS IS MY
PARTNER, FOLKS!

ROLLIE FOWLER!

WE'RE PROMOTING OUR NEW
ARCHITECTURE FIRM...

DANDRIDGE, FOWLER
AND FOWLER.
[ Gasping ]

ROLLIE THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE FUN FOR
THE KIDS TO DRESS UP.

LET'S HAND OUT
SOME CARDS TO
THE FOLKS, ROLLIE.

YOU'VE GOT THAT
RIGHT, JACK.

WHERE ARE
THE CAMERAS?

THE CAMERAS!
THE CAMERAS!
THE CAMERAS!

TAKE THIS.

PLEASE... CALL.

EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME. MOVE.

MOVE.
WHOA!

COULD YOU MOVE, PLEASE?

I NEED A CAMERA.
CAMERA...

CAMERA!

Man:
BACK OF
THE LINE...

Mr. Nerdlinger:
LET ME THROUGH!

LET ME THROUGH!

THIS PICTURE

WILL MAKE ME FAMOUS.
Man:
EXCUSE ME, SIR?

UH, UH, SIR...

[ Forklift beeping ]

BUT, SIR...
NOT NOW! GO AWAY!

GO AWAY!

UH... UH...

[ Yelping ]

[ Beeping ]

OKAY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT...
YOU FOOLS!

PUT ME DOWN!

PUT ME DOWN! I'M TRYING
TO GET A PICTURE,

A VERY IMPORTANT
PICTURE HERE!

YOU MORONS!

GET GOOBY TO
THE CAR RIGHT NOW.
I'M TRYING TO GET

THE PICTURE
OF MY LIFE!

I CAN'T GET MY PICTURE!

JACK, I-I
THINK THAT'S
WILLY'S TEACHER.

YOU'RE TAKING
AWAY MY MOMENT!

Willy:
COME ON, LET'S GO!
MAYBE WE
SHOULD THINK ABOUT

PUTTING WILLY
IN PRIVATE SCHOOL
NEXT YEAR.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE
GO PAY FOR THE REST
OF THAT WOOD, HUH?
YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU
PEOPLE DOING?

MY PICTURE!

EEH?

YOU'RE K... YOU'RE K...

[ Mixed whispers ]

HELLO.

I'M, UH...

SURE YOU'RE
ALL FAMILIAR

WITH THE "FLESHERTON FISH"
SERIES OF BOOKS...

YEAH, BUT THAT
DOESN'T MEAN

THAT YOU CAN
JUST COME IN HERE
LIKE THAT!

JUST... MY ROOM...

AND... MY SCHOOL...

AND...

[ Sigh ]

LOOK, I KNOW I'M BEING
SORT OF A PAIN, BUT...

GOOBY?

GOOBY?

GOOBY!

GOOBY?

[ Whispering ]
GOOBY!

OH, COME ON.

GOOBY!

Man:
WELL, SEE,
THE BUDGET'S
PRETTY TIGHT,

BUT I WAS HOPING TO
BUILD ONE OF THESE
FOR THE NEW BABY.

Gooby:
WILLY!

GOOB, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WILLY, DO YOU
REMEMBER WHAT
YOU SAID TO ME

THE FIRST NIGHT
IN THE SHED?

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

YOU SAID,
"YOU'RE STRONG...

THAT MEANS
I'M STRONG TOO".

REMEMBER?

DO YOU THINK YOU
CAN BE STRONG?

[ Mixed chatter ]

Sales associate:
THIS IS THE
STANDARD SIZE
RIGHT HERE.

BUT THIS IS, LIKE...

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

NO. NO.

I WAS WRONG
ABOUT THAT.

BUT...

WE NEED TO BE
TOGETHER, GOOB.

HEY...

IT'S ALL
RIGHT NOW.

YOU HAVE TO STAY.

YOU HAVE TO BE
STRONG, WILLY.

I DON'T WANT
TO BE STRONG.

[ Sobbing ]

I LOVE YOU, GOOBY.

[ Sniff ]

I LOVE YOU TOO, WILLY.

[ *** ]

DON'T FORGET.

I WON'T...
I WON'T FORGET.

HMM?

[ *** ]

[ *** ]

EXCUSE ME.

IS THIS YOURS?

I THINK SOMEONE
DROPPED HIM.

BUT I DIDN'T
DROP ANYTHING.

WELL...

WILL YOU DO ME
A FAVOUR THEN?

WILL YOU TAKE HIM?

HE'S A REALLY
GOOD FRIEND.

HIS NAME IS GOOBY.

I THINK HE NEEDS
A NEW HOME.

[ Giggling ]

HE'S FUNNY.

I LIKE HIM. THANKS.

TAKE CARE OF HIM, OKAY?

[ *** ]

WILLY! WILLY!

YOU GOT GOOBY?

GOOBY WENT HOME, DAD.

[ *** ]

I LOVE YOU, WILLY.

LET'S GO HOME.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
THIS FORT IS A FAMILY
CONSTRUCTION JOB,

SO WE NEED TO LEARN

THE BASICS OF
CONSTRUCTION...

Willy: [ Narrating ]
THE FINAL AND MOST
IMPORTANT RULE

OF HAVING A BIG,
FUZZY ORANGE MONSTER:

REALIZING WHAT
YOU LEAVE BEHIND.

WHAT I MEAN IS:

GOOBY MAY HAVE GONE ON,

BUT HE LEFT ME WITH
ALL SORTS OF STUFF.

LIKE HOW TO BUILD
A SPACE CART,

THE BEST WAY TO GO
GROCERY SHOPPING,

AND HOW TO DEFEAT
THE HOONIES.

AND... HOW TO
BE A FRIEND.

OH, AND HE GAVE ME
SOMETHING ELSE AS WELL.

HE GAVE ME BACK MY DAD.

AND MAYBE
BECAUSE OF THAT

I REALIZED THAT WHEN
IT COMES TO FAMILY,

WHERE WE BELONG
ISN'T A PLACE,

IT'S WITH EACH OTHER.

[ *** ]

CLOSED CAPTIONED BY
MIJO CORPORATION

* IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M PLAYING
LOST AND FOUND WITH YOU *

* I'M NOBODY WHEN I'M NOT
HANGING AROUND WITH YOU *

* WHEN YOU'RE NOT WITH ME

* I'VE GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM *

* I TEND TO DISAPPEAR

* I'M SO FULL OF DOUBT

* THE SUN IS HIDING OUT

* I'M NOWHERE WHEN
YOU'RE NOT HERE *

* A DISAPPEARING ACT

* AND BABY
IT'S AN ODD ONE *

* MAKE SOME MAGIC
WITH YOUR SMILE *

* AND THERE UNDER THE TREE

* A SHINING ME YOU'LL SEE

* IF YOU STAY AROUND
FOR A WHILE *

* I'M NOT VISIBLE
IT'S A FACT *

* THOUGH RISIBLE
IT'S NO ACT *

* IT'S REALLY TRUE

* INVISIBLE WITHOUT YOU

[ Clatter ]

[ *** ]

* IT'S REALLY TRUE

* INVISIBLE WITHOUT YOU

[ *** ]

[ Gasp ]

AH!

AH!

AH!

AH-AH! AH!

AH! AH!

WHAT? GEE.

WELL, I THOUGHT
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

* ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD *

* HAS FOUND US

* ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD *

* SURROUNDS US

* ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD *

* WHEN I AM WITH YOU

* I CAN SAY
YOU'RE GOOD FOR ME *

* I COULD SAY
WE'RE MEANT TO BE *

* THESE ARE ONLY WORDS
THAT I CAN SAY *

* YOU ARE THE BEST OF ME *

* ALL I KNOW
IS WHAT I FEEL *

* ALL I KNOW IS
WHAT IS REAL *

* STANDING RIGHT BEFORE ME
I CAN SEE *

* YOU ARE THE BEST OF ME *

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* I SEE IT

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* I FEEL IT

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* WHEN I AM WITH YOU

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* HAS FOUND US

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* SURROUNDS US

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* JUST ME AND YOU

* YOU AND I
HAVE MADE IT THROUGH *

* YOU FOR ME
AND ME FOR YOU *

* YOU MAKE ME STRONG

* YOU GIVE ME
WINGS TO FLY *

* YOU ARE THE BEST OF ME *

* FROM THE DARKNESS
OF THE NIGHT *

* YOU'RE THE DREAM
THAT CAME TO LIGHT *

* NOW THE MOON
AND STARS ABOVE *

* DON'T SEEM SO FAR AWAY

* YOU ARE THE BEST OF ME *

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* I SEE IT

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* I FEEL IT

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* WHEN I AM WITH YOU

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* HAS FOUND US

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* SURROUNDS US

* ALL THE LOVE
IN THE WORLD *

* JUST ME AND YOU

* WHEN I THINK
OF YOU AND I *

* I SEE A WORLD SO UNIFIED

* WHEN TWO HEARTS
BECOME ONE *

* AND I CAN FEEL YOURS
BEAT INSIDE OF MINE... *

[ *** ]