Golmaal: Fun Unlimited (2006) - full transcript
Gopal, Lucky, Madhav and Laxman - four guys bound together by their child-like notoriety, aimlessness and petty business of conning people for fun and money. Laxman is an intelligent student who is not allowed to pass by his mischievous band of friends Gopal, Madhav and mute Lucky. This is because all four friends use his hostel room to conduct their activities. He is peer-pressured into running a series of scams in order to earn himself and his friends some money. Once thrown out of college bag-n-baggage, the naughty foursome finds refuge in the bungalow of a blind couple as their grandson. A cat mouse game unfolds as Laxman's body and Gopal's voice makes for Sameer (The grandson from US). Each time the blinded Dadaji comes amidst them, hilarious situations arise Enter Nirali with a bath towel and the group now have time, place and 'resources' to fall in love. Their individual efforts at winning the lady's heart, fail, resulting in rib tickling comic scenes. Apart from their amorous interests, there is a quest for hidden treasure in the old couple's house. For, there is also a gangster in this story by the name of Babli who has his own story to tell.
'Golmaal!'
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Wonder why the heart
has started saying this."
"Now you have started
staying in my heart."
"You have settled in my veins."
"Heart has started
enduring your troubles."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Wonder why the heart
has started saying this."
"Now you have started
staying in my heart."
"You have settled in my veins."
"Heart has started
enduring your troubles."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"I come into your arms
forgetting the whole world."
"Now you take me under your
support by embracing me."
"If you say you want me
well then I say you got me."
"This has happened
to me in your love."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"All around there is
exponential renaissance."
"Take the rhythm
and break it down."
"Feel the subways in the ground."
"Go ghoom... ghoom... ghoom."
"All the girls are going
to shake their boom."
"Come on! "
- "Ghoom... ghoom... ghoom."
"All the boys are also
to shake their boom."
"When the winds start tamping
all the bodies start clapping."
"And the girls are going to jump! "
- "Ghoom."
"I stay in your dreams,
making my own world."
"Fill the air with colors
by decorating my dreams."
"I stay in your dreams,
making my own world."
"Fill the air with colors
by decorating my dreams."
"I want somebody I want
you right before me."
"Will you be mine; this is
what my heart questions."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
Excuse me. - Yes. - Is this the
queue for first year's admission?
"Yes uncle, have you come for
your daughter's admission?"
See only answer what
you have been asked for!
Yes or no?
-Yes. - Thank you.
Boy goons. Bad
element of the society.
Hey smarty.
What... what is this?
"Smarty, put 100
rupees in the box."
Is this a way to ask for alms?
Alms are asked for
by joining hands.
You guys are bossing around!
"Hey smarty, we are not asking
for alms this is charity."
The bastard dean of our college...
Dean is a bastard? - Bastard.
Harichandra Ramchandra Mirchandani.
Ha-Ra-Mi
-Ok.
He has got cancer
at a special place.
Which place? - That is not
important. He has cancer.
We are collecting 100 rupees
from everybody for him.
Come on put.
Actually this is bossing but...
- Put! Come on.
"What are you doing,
mister? This is wrong."
Hey did he take it
from your pocket?
"Come on, uncle, even
you put. Come on."
Hey!
- See you don't argue with them.
They are very
dangerous people. Yes!
I won't give. I have
worked very hard...
...worked in the field
and earned this money.
For my sister's education
why should I give?
Come we will take him on a
side and teach him a lesson.
Come... you!
- Hey don't hit uncle.
What are you all doing!
- Come on.
See... see it is my
hard earned money.
I will not give.
- Hey you will keep...
"...your money with
yourself only, rascal?"
"It will get wet, I will remove
your blood instead of your sweat."
Remove the money.
"Builder sir, take this I will give
his share for him. It's 200 rupees"
Put... put it in the
box... put it in the box.
Yes... yes I am putting it
in the box. I am putting it.
"Hurry up, come on.
- No don't hit him."
Come on everybody put
one by one... one by one.
"No hurry, at ease.
Hey you put 300 rupees."
You 400.
4000. 100... 200...
300... 400... 500...
...600... 700... 800... 900...
1000 rupees. - What...
5000!
- You guys do great acting!
Really! - It's amazing.
- Give the money here.
Hey let me at least count.
- Thank you. - Rascal!
What happened?
- You call me uncle!
You call me uncle
I will make you an aunty!
"No... no I didn't do it...
I didn't do it, it was him."
Hey why are you laughing?
Your tongue doesn't work
but your hands work a lot!
Not me he had said.
What did I say when did I say?
I did what was planned
I... I didn't say anything.
Hey unnecessary you say anything!
Hey... remove my shirt.
"Hey buddy, give me
money for liquor."
"Are you all not
ashamed, you all make..."
...me do such things in the
same college where I study!
Sometimes you make me steal
things from the chemistry lab.
Sometimes you steal the
fans of the assembly hall.
That day you made me a professor...
...and told me to take
that girl's number.
Later that girl turned out to
be that college's professor.
"Till date, I haven't
sat in her class."
Don't laugh. And that day
you all made me a beggar...
...and made me sit
outside the college gate.
Said that we don't
have money for liquor.
Because of you all I have became...
...notorious in the whole
college. I said don't laugh.
You are our darling.
- All this works in friendship.
Now if we had been in
your place then even we...
"...would have done the same
thing, right? - Yes."
To hell you all would
do that same thing.
And what difference
does it make to you.
"You don't even have a place
to stay, you use my room."
The thing is that I am a brilliant
student for dean of the...
...college Harichandra
Ramchandra Mirchandani.
So he respects me.
Or else I don't
know about you all...
...whether you all ever
went to college or not.
Did you go to college?
- I don't remember.
Hey... hey wait.
- Why are you betraying us?
Bitch. She is again
asking for work.
We will have to take her to Vasuli.
"Hey don't say that, A lot
of loan is still pending."
I have cried like
Tulsi and Parvati...
...and asked this vehicle
on loan. You are...
"You know who he is, right!"
Let's do one thing we will go
and give all this money to vasuli.
"We will give the
rest later, simple."
He is joking. - We saw money
after so many days and...
...he says that we
should give it to Vasuli.
You don't say anything.
If we give the money to
Vasuli then what will we eat?
"How will we drink, how will
we gamble? - Yes."
If we have to gift a girl with
something... then how will give?
Should we stop living?
Hey make four half cup of tea and
a cookie for me. - Money?
It's of green color and it
has Gandhi's photo on it.
Come on make the tea.
Come on... come on
give money... money.
Have we till date ever
given you any? - No.
Then why are you asking?
- I have stopped giving on loan.
Has your license been renewed?
- No.
What is the number
for Municipality?
I am making... I am making it.
- Add ginger and cardamom.
Lolita.
Have some shame.
What is your age and you
are looking at Lalita Pawar.
"Hey not down, look up!"
Hey Lolita... baby... yes!
Hey don't look at her
with bad intentions...
...she is your sis-in-law.
- When did she become that?
You all wait I will
make her one and come.
Even I have to make a bhabhi.
"Let them go, they are
walking into a death well."
Look over there. Vasuli.
Rascals.
Hey didn't you tell.
- What?
That looks like Sanjay Dutt.
That same body that same face cut.
Vastav movie's vermillion spot.
"Vasuli, I have spoken
with Raju Irani..."
...he is going to launch
you in his next movie.
But my that money.
"Oh no, I am talking about crores
and you are collecting change!"
What are you saying!
- Sorry. - It looks very cheap.
You have the same personality.
It will be great if you learn
a little on dialogue delivery.
"Dialogue? - Like hey Circuit,
give me a magical embrace."
"Hey Circuit, even give
me that magical embrace."
"Mind blowing..."
"..., that... that walking
style. Your body is perfect."
I will teach you that?
- Show... show.
"Hey move aside..."
"Here, be a hero
and stand in style."
"No man, what are you doing!"
"Not like this, there is
a personality. A style."
Just like a hero.
- Again.
Look carefully.
- Ok.
Hey are you teaching
me to walk or to run?
"Hey, he is bluffing
us, catch that rascal."
Hey!
"Mother, forgive
me. Deal for me too."
"Aunty, even forgive
me. Here is mine."
"Mother, take him
up! - Hey! - Sorry."
"Mother, forgive him too.
- Another one by me."
"Rascals, you all left
me alone and came."
"You came, right? - Deal for
me too. Who is winning? - Mine."
Vasuli has seen the room.
Vasuli has seen the room.
"Laxman, open the door!
- I won't open it."
Hey the door!
- Hey man!
Oh good afternoon sir.
- Good afternoon.
"Are you alone?
- Yes sir, absolutely alone."
"Is your party over?
- I was studying, sir."
"No partying.
- You want to be a doctor, right?"
"Yes sir, cancer specialist.
- Cancer specialist. - Yes."
"Cancer specialist, tell me at which
special place have I got cancer?"
"Sir, my education is still
incomplete how I can tell that."
Shut up. You all only told the
students that I have cancer.
And I don't have money
to get my cancer treated.
"I have become so poor that...
you are laughing, idiot."
Are you all not ashamed? You all
snatched the fees from the children.
I have got 500 SMSs since morning.
Since people got to know that
I have cancer I have got 500 SMSs.
Sir, this is a thing to be happy
about you have so many admirers.
Shut up. Shut up!
They are Smsing me so that
I pay back their loan before I die.
You all have done this fraud.
You all only have done it.
I will not spare...
I will not spare anyone!
Sir... sir... sir you...
you... you know what...
...all dreams my
mother has for me...
"...sir, please don't do any such
thing. - Really? - Please sir."
Your mother has dreamt
about such dreams?
"What is this?
- Sir, human research."
Hu...
- I have human research as a subject.
"So I am writing a thesis on
all these things, that's it."
This... this... all this is
human research? - Sir.
You are writing your
thesis on these naked rags?
These obscene photographs!
"No... no... no sir... sir,
that... that there is leakage on..."
...the walls so
I put these photographs.
"There is nothing
else in this, sir."
"You should have stuck
something else, son."
"Sir, I didn't find
anything else so sir..."
"See Laxman dear,
you are a good boy."
"But don't let those three loafers
enter here. - No, sir."
Please son.
- Absolutely not.
"Please son, you concentrate
on your studies. - Right, sir."
You are a bright student.
-Thank you sir. - Ok? - Thank you.
Sir... sir. No... no sir.
Hey thief!
"Sir, I don't know who they
are, they are not with me."
"Sir, you... you know them?"
So you all are here only.
"Take this, keep it considering
it as the rent for the room."
We will give it every month.
- You all are bribing me!
How long has it been since you all
have been thrown out of college.
10 years?
- 10.
It has been 10 years and
you all are still here!
Sir... sir... sir.
- Are you all not ashamed!
I have a scheme. You sit.
- I don't want it.
Sit down.
- No. Leave.
"On buying one Zippo lighter,
you get one flat free!"
I don't want any scheme of yours.
Last time too you all had
given a similar scheme.
"Sir see this, I have
brought such an AC..."
...that all your life your
electricity bill will not come.
"But the AC was good.
- Keep quiet, fool!"
I am still taking loans
and paying its bill.
Hey!
What ?
"Sir, he is saying that hey we know
that you are crazy for Rosy madam..
...and we still haven't written a
letter telling your wife about it.
Sir! - He is saying it...
he is saying it not me.
I will hand you people
over to the cops.
Firstly you all are staying
illegally here from 10 years.
I will hand you people
over to the cops.
All your life will
be spent in prison.
Get out! Get out!
- Why do you get angry?
Say it with some manners.
- Get... get out! - Come.
Are you coming? - No. - He
cannot take such a small thing.
Get out... get out... get out!
"See you are very intelligent.
- Thank you, sir."
And don't let these
three loafers come in.
Never.
- Keep your doors locked.
Absolutely. - These loafers
shouldn't come inside.
"No, sir. - Get out.
- Thank you, sir."
"Sorry, sir. Thank
you, sir. Thank you."
See what you are
doing is very wrong.
One day this dean will
throw me out of here.
I will have problem but even you...
...all won't have a place
to stay in. - Now deal.
"Hey man, this is sir's pouch.
Give I will go and give it back."
"Hey Dhanveer
Khan's Xerox, bring it here."
Fair and lovely.
- Really!
Condoms? Its chewing gum.
What is it?
- Go.
What is that?
- Exam paper.
"Come on give it to me,
I will clear. Give it to me."
How will he pass he is
not giving his papers.
Why? - He has to sell
the papers tomorrow.
Correct. As no one is
going to buy them from us.
Why?
- And he is decent.
"Hey... hey see, I am
not going to sell papers."
I am very serious about this.
Hey mother has a deep desire.
Sorry aunty.
- Sorry aunty.
"Here... here... here we go."
"We are running for the money."
"Taking it down with us..."
"We are running for the money."
"Here... here... here we go."
"We are running for the money."
"Taking it down with us..."
"We are running for the money."
"Is there something fishy
or a lot more than that?"
"I am great, baby, I am amazing!"
"Be careful... be careful."
"Your heart doesn't get
stolen, take care of that."
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."
"We are running for
the money, buddy."
"We are running for the money."
"We are running for
the money, buddy."
"We are running for the money."
"We are not bad, this
heart is not bad."
"So if the world is bad
then what should we do?"
"I am not a bad guy!
I am not a bad guy!"
"We are not bad, this
heart is not bad."
"So if the world is bad
then what should we do?"
"We teach them what
they taught us."
"Have a little blast!
- It's that what you call!"
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal"
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Is there something fishy
or a lot more than that?"
"I am great, baby, I am amazing."
"Be careful... be careful."
"Your heart doesn't get
stolen, take care of that."
"Hey one time..."
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal"
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."
Get out! Get out!
I said get out! And never show
your inauspicious face ever again!
Or else I will hand over
each one of you to the cops.
I said get out! Get out!
Firstly you stole my purse.
On top of that you
leaked that paper.
And you sold it for 500 rupees
to the students saying...
...that I have a cut
of 400 rupees in that!
Are you all not ashamed!
Shameless! Fools! Idiots!
I don't even know abuses
and on top of that...
...what all schemes
did you all bring to me?
"Sir, buy this lighter,
you will get a free flat."
"Sir, buy this telephone, you
will get a refrigerator free."
"Sir, get this AC, your
electricity will be free!"
Am I a fool! Do you all
think that I am a fool!
Even a fool is a
small word for you all.
I am... you... you have
thought of me... as that... - Chu...
Keep quiet. Keep quiet!
Idiots! Get out! Get out!
You all are worse than even Saturn.
Even Saturn is over someone
for only for 71/2 years.
You all are over me
from past 10 years!
You all made me crazy!
I have gone crazy!
Because of you all I am
suffering from acidity.
I will have a heart attack!
"You told Rosy madam that
I have gone bald, didn't you?"
Yes! Yes I have gone
bald... I have gone bald!
What will you do? What will you do?
I have gone bald... - Sir...
- Gone bald! - Sir... - Get out!
Get... get... get out.
- There is a new scheme.
A car free on underwear.
"Not on this, on an un... - Get
out! - Why do you get angry, sir?"
Talk with some
manners. We will leave.
"Get out. Please, get out.
- Come."
Yes I am. I have become.
If I will stay with you all
then I will even become a donkey!
Sir.
- What is it?
"You bought the paper and got passed!
- Sir, one minute, sir."
"Sir... sir. - Sir, why
me... - Get lost from here!"
Get out... get out!
I am ruined because of you all.
What will I tell my mother?
Poor woman used to work
in a collector's house.
She dreamt that even I should
study and be a collector.
Why do you need to study
to become a collector?
You are anyway our collector.
You only collect our money.
I don't want to
ruin myself further.
"I will go to my village, at
least I have my own house to stay."
Yes. It's a great
thing to have a house.
But what's the use of that house
...where parents are
after killing each other.
It's better to be homeless
than have such a house.
Yes hostel is good
at least I get good...
...sleep sleeping close
to Mallika Sherawat.
I lost my sleep when I was small.
My father had two
wives. One was my mother.
And the other of the neighbor.
Sou... teal
Sou... sou... teal...
...sou teal... souteali
Her kids used to make
fun of my dumbness.
You still had a house.
I neither had a house nor family.
When I came to my senses
I was in Jhamnadas orphanage.
First I used to think that
Jhamnadas only is my father.
Then I later got to know that
Jhamnadas expired when small.
His father had made this
orphanage in his remembrance.
Then send them into an orphanage.
They won't take you
all in even there.
I don't want to stay
with you all. I am going.
He will come back in
that same speed he left.
It's 10.30.
"Gopal, he is talking to you."
What... tsunami?
We are here only.
"Hey man, we should
have betted on it."
He came back again.
Is this a time to jog!
Ok Vasuli is coming.
Hey run from here!
Catch those rascals!
"We are running for the money."
"We are running for the money."
"Hey Gopal, hurry
up! Run! Come on!"
"Hey, come on!"
"What happened,
buddy? What happened?"
We have taken it on installment...
...this doesn't mean that it keeps
on stopping. - Man!
"It keeps on stopping, what
kind of a bike is this!"
"What happened?
- Hurry up, look!"
Hey! Vasuli! Vasuli!
"We are running for the money."
We will have to climb this gate.
- Doors open too!
Come! Hey!
Who is it?
Who is it?
- No one.
I am having this
feeling that he saw us.
Did he see or not?
What he saw no one else saw that.
- What did he see?
He saw that we are four
of us and oldie is alone.
He will go inside
and call the police.
Then let's run.
Yes. Anyway we haven't
come to buy the bungalow.
No... no... no... no!
You know if there is
any noise then I feel...
...as if our grandson
Sameer has come.
When Sameer will come he
will come in broad day light.
He will not come at
night like a thief.
Wonder whether he will come or not.
He will come... he will come.
America is not close by. You know
it take 22 hours even by plane.
Here it has been 22 years
I had seen him when he was small.
"I know and you are just
living waiting for him, right?"
Why not he is our
only grandson and...
...if you go to see then
he is our only heir. Really.
See let him come whenever he comes.
But till he comes we
will have to live...
"...being each other's
support, right?"
One... tell me one thing.
"When he will come,
how will recognize him?"
You don't worry I am sure.
- Yes.
We... we will feel it on our own.
"Come on, it's very
late lets go to sleep."
Switch off the lights.
What difference does it make
whether there is light or darkness?
We are destined for nights
24 hours a day. - Yes.
Then why did you take
a torch and go outside?
Yes. So that the thieves
don't get to know...
...that two blind people
stay in this bungalow.
Hey the oldie fooled
us they both are blind!
They are not deaf.
"Kalengoor, last bus stop.
- Last bus stop."
Chapel lane. Last bungalow.
- Last bungalow.
The name of the bungalow?
Shanti Niketan.
- Not Nari Niketan it's Shanti Nike...
I said Shanti Niketan only.
- Shanti Niketan.
Which floor?
- Who came? Who came?
He is asking which floor.
- Is your top floor empty or what?
I said bungalow... bungalow!
He is asking for which floor!
Two people stay there an
old man and an old lady.
Both are blind.
- Blind! Your work will be done.
Hey where is Gopal?
What are you thinking of?
- There is an idea.
What if I enter
the house as Sameer?
Hey what if they get to know then?
They can't see whatever face it
is what difference does it make?
No... no it's a sin to do such.
Hey think it's such a big bungalow.
Our lives will be made. No
problem of food and drinks!
But you both will
have to stay as Lucky.
What do you mean?
I mean that you both will have to
stay as dumb and deaf like Lucky.
No one will speak. Only I will speak.
- Thank you.
My head is blasting after
hearing them talk. Hey!
Hey see I won't be able
to do this. I am going.
Hey where are you
going? Hey leave me.
Hey what are you guys doing!
- You won't listen!
Where are you going?
- Are you all not ashamed!
Hey! Hey who is it? Who...
Who... who is it?
Who are you? Say!
Say! Who are you! Who are
you? Who are you, thief!
I will call the
police. Police. Thief!
Who are you, tell! Tell or
else I will call the cops, tell!
I... I... - Who I? - I... I...
I... - Who I? - You are grandpa.
Who are you, thief?
- I... I... I am Sameer.
Sameer? Who Sameer?
- Sameer your grandson!
Sameer!
- My grandson?
My grandson, you came from America!
So why didn't you say as yet?
- Surprise... surprise!
Surprise.
How did you come?
Flying. - You flied? - In
the plane... in the plane.
You came all of a sudden. You
should have said that you are coming.
You should have written a letter.
Or you should have told someone.
You should have called.
- I saw Swades movie so I came.
Swades. Hey Swades
in Videsh
Now you stop your military
investigation. - Yes... yes... yes.
My grandson has come
after so many years.
Let him at least breath
easy. Come... come son, come.
Come. You have come after so many
years come. -Be careful of the sofa.
Come sit... sit. You have
flied you must be tired.
Sit... sit... sit - That's it.
-Hey where are you going, sit... sit.
Where is your luggage?
- I have brought them.
I have three suitcases.
Keep them inside there
are many thieves here.
Which flight did you come in?
- That... from America!
New York to Goa!
- Now Goa is direct?
You stay in Chicago, right?
That... I shifted.
- You shifted, ok.
Where did you stay in New York?
That New York...
- That is there.
Where do you stay? Where?
- There.
Where do you stay in
the whole of New York?
Jhasi's queen!
- Jhasi's queen?
Fire torch! I don't stay
close to Balasaheb's house.
Statue! - Statue?
-Statue of Bata... Bata.
Lib... liberty's statue. Next to
statue of liberty. - Ok.
Statue of liberty, ok.
But the statue is in water.
From when?
- From always or even that shifted?
No I was joking
I open the window...
...of the house
then I can see that.
Ok so you have a house facing that.
How nice would it have been if
your parents would have come.
What happened? What happened!
Grandpa, there was a cat.
- Was it a cat or a bull?
Is that cat Chinese?
Hey you keep quiet! - You talk
like this with your grandpa!
Where are your values?
Can't grandpa joke on a cat?
You have learnt this
from aboard and come?
Hey you stop!
- Stop? Who went? Who went?
"Grandpa, not stop,
hunger... hunger."
He must be hungry he has
come from so far away.
"You wait, son. I will just cook
food and come. - Four plates."
Why four plates?
That... that I have carried three
suitcases with me so I am hungry.
"Three suit cases
four plates, right."
"No... no... no... no not four
today in one plate only you, I..."
...and your grandpa
will have food together.
Yes... yes.
- Ok bring the food fast.
Why is your voice
coming from far away?
"That grandpa,
that... my stomach..."
...is empty so my voice is echoing.
"Ok, it is echoing.
- God! He has gone crazy."
"You still didn't tell me
your postal address, son."
Listen.
- Yes.
Remove the box of clarified
butter from top for me.
Yes.
- Go remove the box.
Yes grandson has come so today
there will be pure clarified butter.
"Otherwise no oil, no clarified
butter for me. Dry bread."
Hey!
I don't want to stay here!
If we stay with him we will
direct land up in prison.
I am going.
"You cannot go anywhere,
you are my half body!"
What do you mean that
I am your half body?
I mean for the oldie you are
Sameer by body and I am from voice.
Yes and these blinds
are very smart.
Once when they touch anyone
they never forget that touch.
"And even voice, now it
will go on in the same way."
"I cannot do this.
- You will have to do it, Laxman."
"Now this will only go on.
- Oh God, what a life have you given."
Now what will happen to me?
Nothing will happen; you are
living such a life from so long.
You speak on my
signals! Hey keep quiet!
"And Gopal, your this
plan is going to flop."
I am sure that these
two oldies are not blind.
"That oldie was looking
at me like this, you know!"
Staring widely! - Hey blind
people look this way only.
Hey no that old lady
also winked at me.
She winked at you?
- Yes.
That means that
she is 100o/o blind.
She is not!
- Hey you!
See keep quiet or
else I will make you...
...unconscious and
then take you inside!
See I...
"Hey! - Sameer dear, the
food is ready. - Shut up!"
Hey my voice. - Sorry...
sorry. - And whose body? - Mine.
Boss... boss... boss!
What is it?
- Sattu has come. Sattu!
A toad in the sea?
- Sattu Supari! O my God.
"Hey! Supari, my born
killer! How do you come, man?"
What come... come? I have
just escaped from being less.
You know that! - What! - Can't
you give me full information!
Two blind! Two blind! Who will
say that they have four bodyguards!
How?
Then! Hey they hit the
coconut with such an aim...
...that if they go for Olympics
they will make India proud.
What?
- They will make India proud!
"Hey why are you yelling, what
do you think that I am deaf?"
Shut up!
What... what have
you thought of ahead?
"What have I thought, I will
remove an x-ray of my skull."
And... and I will
take a pain killer.
"Will take a pain killer,
you just do that only."
I will hire another
professional killer. Go.
Hey! - What! - Give Sattu
Supari another chance please!
This time I will go fully prepared.
- You will go?
Yes.
- Then go.
Hey why are you walking like this?
Has a nail ever been stuck
on your back side? - No.
Then you cannot understand my pain.
You all cannot understand
my pain. I am going.
"On that right side, it's
much deeper that side. Yes."
Stop walking! Listen to me!
No! I won't listen to anybody!
You guys have got me stuck here.
On top of that you don't
allow me to eat too.
Today I will jump from
here and commit suicide.
Hey! Lami!
"My Laxman, if you died then
what will happen to Nirupa Roy?"
Nirupa Roy?
I will call your mother Nirupa Roy.
I can't call her Aishwaria Rai.
This building is of 2 floors.
"If you survived by
mistake, then do you..."
...how much expense
you will have to incur?
"As it is, our financial
status is not good."
Keep quiet! Because
of you I am starving!
And it is better to commit
suicide than to starve!
Listen! Where will
your counting end?
At 3. 2...
This is not 'Sholay' type suicide.
He is really going to die.
He can't pee in the dark.
And he will commit suicide!
23/4.
Hey! Hey!
What about me if you die?
I won't be able to speak!
And who will do my dubbing?
Then come. You too come.
It is better to end
our lives forever.
I am leaving.
"Hey, Lucky. You
have time, don't you?"
Do one thing. Get another
pack of snacks for me.
Cold drink.
Indian burger for me. Less spicy.
"You were going to
die, weren't you?"
I will eat and then I will die.
I will not die with empty stomach.
Otherwise you will have acidity.
- You!
"If you die, then
give me your watch."
"Now if you won't die,
then I only will push you!"
What a friend you are!
You are not letting me
to die peacefully too!
You can live peacefully
after your death!
This is too much! I will not die!
- Go!
I am dead!
- Without jumping?
Oh God! She is that
girl on the stairs!
What! There is a CD on her?
No! We had seen her
on the stairs that day!
Look! Other corpses too
are standing in the queue.
Cheap guys!
Shameless!
Aren't they ashamed to see
a girl changing clothes?
"I know! There is no decency
in this world! - Yes, buddy!"
They peep in other's houses!
- Yes.
What is she doing! We were looking!
Fool!
Gopal doesn't know the difference
between buying and making alcohol.
Today I will drink
to my heart's content.
"Exactly my sentiments, buddy!"
Why are you sitting woebegone?
- Then why should I do?
"You guys don't let me eat,
drink or commit suicide."
Keep quiet!
Look at this! You guys
don't even let me wail!
Sameer!
Sameer!
I hope the food was sufficient.
Did you eat properly?
I hope the food was sufficient.
Why don't you say something?
I think you are feeling sleepy.
"I lost my slumber a long time
back, dear. A long time back."
Say something. Why are you angry?
I think you didn't like the
food cooked by your grandma.
What to do?
Since the time she has
lost her eyesight...
...she adds sugar instead of
salt and salt instead of sugar.
Sometimes I too drink salty tea.
Say something. Why
don't you speak up.
I think you are like your father.
Till the time I wouldn't
beat him 10 times...
...he wouldn't speak.
Say! Say! Say!
Say!
I too had beaten your father
a lot when he was a kid!
Say something!
I think you like beatings from
your grandpa! Say something!
"Grandpa, there was
betel leaf in the mouth."
I was searching
for a place to spit.
I see! You must have
spited at a nice place.
You eat betel leaf in America too?
It is available there.
"What do you think
of America, grandpa?"
In each nook and corner.
What chatting is going on
between the grandpa and grandson?
Nothing! I was asking how
is everybody in America.
And how is America.
Everything is fine in America.
- I see!
And they both?
Who?
With whom you stay.
Parents!
- Your parents!
They are fine. They are good.
They miss you both a lot.
"If they miss us, then
why didn't they come?"
"If they had come, then how
would you have missed them today?"
What does Sujata say about me?
Sujata? Who?
- Fool! Forgot your mother's name!
Sujata! Who!
- Fool! Your mother! Your mom!
"Grandpa, she is fine."
I have been calling her
as mother since childhood.
So I don't remember her name.
She misses you both a lot.
Can I go to sleep? - What!
Actually I have come from
such a far off place...
I see! Jetlag! Jetlag!
He is tired!
"Grandma, bed sheets."
Everything is there
in the cupboard.
4 bed sheets.
Why 4?
- Why 4?
It is very cold in America.
So since childhood I have the
habit of taking 4 bed sheets.
Go! It is lying in the cupboard!
"You will need it for cold and hot
weather. Go, dear. Go to sleep."
"Goodnight, grandpa."
Hey! Have you forgotten
the custom of the house?
'Jai Shree Krishna'.
'Jai Shree Krishna"
-"Jai shree Krishna." grandpa.
'Jai Shree Krishna'!
'Jai Shree Krishna'!
He forgets his mother's name.
But he remembers goodnight.
Forget it!
Why does he need 4 bed sheets?
There must be some reason.
Why are you after it!
"There are only 3 bed sheets here.
- Not 3, 2!"
"But we are 4 people.
-Mind-blowing! Not 2, 1! Thanks."
But...
Go away! Even I need a bed
sheet! Otherwise I can't sleep!
"You need slumber, not bed sheet
to go to sleep. Go to sleep."
"Life sucks, buddy."
'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!
Who is it?
'Vande Mantram'!
- Keep quiet!
What are you doing! Keep quiet!
- 'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!
Keep quiet! -What has happened!
Have you gone mad!
Were you seeing 'Mangal Pandey'!
Was somebody hanging you?
- I was seeing a dream.
"I saw that the old
lady, the old man..."
...and you all were
trying to kill me.
We all have not joined hands.
But we do want to kill you!
Sameer!
Sameer!
What freedom are you fighting
for in the middle of the night?
Huh?
Actually...
26th January is approaching
soon. I was rehearsing for that.
I see! 26th January!
It has gone. A few days ago.
15th August is going to come.
- Yes. 15th August! 15th August!
"Tell me one thing. You
are Sameer, aren't you?"
No! I am Ajay Devgan! Why!
"Grandpa, I am Sameer! Your
Sameer! Why are you asking?"
Because since the time you
have returned from America...
...you haven't asked about the box.
"Box? Box! Yes, grandpa!
Where is the box? I forgot."
That box is there. It
is where it should be.
Hmm.
You go to sleep. You go to sleep.
What is there?
"It is a mattress,
grandpa. Mattress."
Mattress.
Too much of dirt.
Yes.
Dry it in the sun.
Dry the mattress.
"Jai Shree Krishna', grandpa!"
Goodnight. Sleep tight.
"Not box! If there was a pistol,
then I would have shot him."
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
It's paining a lot? Where
is it hurting? Show me!
Who is there? Who is there?
I am there. What happened?
Why did you whistle?
- Whistle?
"Darling, after 40
years of marriage..."
...husband can only shoot
his wife. But not whistle.
Who is there? What happened?
"Nothing, grandpa. Chinese cat."
Chinese cat. Chinese cat.
Cat!
- Go!
"What?
- Grandpa, cat!"
It will drink all the milk!
"I am observing, dear."
You have forgotten to
seek elder's blessings too.
Come. Touch my feet.
Actually... grandpa!
What! Come! Come!
Seek my blessings.
Actually... grandpa!
- What! Seek my blessings.
Come! Seek my blessings! Come!
Stand straight!
Will you talk like
this with your grandpa?
You will say stand straight! Fool!
"I... was talking to God, grandpa."
I was performing the veneration.
Where you performing the
veneration or scolding your grandpa.
Come! Come! Seek
my blessings! Come!
What happened?
"Chinese cat, grandpa!"
Wow!
Why are you sitting here?
You know he is in trouble
there! What are you doing here!
Oh, God!
Mind-blowing!
I had sent you guys to bring
him! What are you both doing here?
We are seeing a rape.
- Where?
There!
We have found a good chance.
We will save the
girl and impress her!
Your idea is great!
Let's go!
- Come on!
Babies..
Salman Khan is coming!
Jackie Chan also!
- Wait! Wait!
Buggers.
I want to be Salman Khan.
You all will make me P.T. Usha.
What is the need to run?
We will call the cap?
Watchman?
Police! Police! Yes! Nice
idea! We will call the police!
Nonsense.
First the heroes enter!
And then the police!
Ring the bell! Ring the
bell! Where is the bell?
Is it a temple?
- Oh yeah! From the back!
"Wait, rapist! Your hero has come!"
Hero?
- Yes.
The hero breaks the glass and
makes the entry in the Hindi movies.
It is a great idea!
- Who will be the scapegoat?
Me!
Mummy!
Who are you all!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
"Come on, boys! Come on."
Are you looking at us angrily?
Or your face is like this?
At least thank us for
saving you from the rapists.
Shut up! Who are you all!
And how dare you all come in!
You all ruined the rehearsals!
- Sorry!
It implies they
were not raping you?
Oh God! No! This is
the theme of our drama!
What did I do?
- Aren't you ashamed!
For spreading such rumors!
Such a beautiful girl. Such...
- Item...
Such a rich girl! Decent girl!
I am ashamed of you guys!
"Sorry, ma'am! I beg your pardon."
"You... continue. Continue...
sir, continue raping her."
Please! Please! Please! Go on!
Please! Please! Go on! Please.
- Your sister is calling.
Great! I didn't do anything.
I am a decent man. I was
roaming on the terrace.
"Drying my vessels.
Sorry, drying my clothes."
He!
- Hey!
He!
- No!
He came and told me
that a girl is there...
...and 4-5 guys
have pounced on her.
Even I was wondering
that you don't rape...
...by putting on the music system.
I am very sorry.
This is not my fault.
Liar! Cheater! I am sorry! Really!
Not I! Not I! I came... he told me.
He told me that a few guys
are raping that item girl.
Let's go and help her.
To help her. To help her.
Aren't you ashamed to spread such
cheap things about a decent girl?
Hey!
Keep quiet! God has given
you the ability to speak!
It doesn't mean that you
will talk rubbish! Get out!
She is asking you to leave. Come.
I said get out!
- We are leaving!
"Excuse me, ma'am.
It is your fault."
What do you mean?
"Your acting was so
real, that we couldn't..."
...stop ourselves from saving you.
Gopal makes us toil so much.
And he himself bosses
around and he relaxes.
Hey You both are quiet!
That's why I too am quiet.
Otherwise I would have...
You guys can just threaten
and not do anything else.
"If I lost my mind, then
I will break his teeth!"
You guys are laughing! You
guys think that I am jesting!
Let him come in front of me...
"I will tell him that whatever
she is doing, that is fine."
"And Gopal, these
two scoundrels..."
...are provoking me
against you. Do you know?
"If you will beat me, then
I won't wash the vessels."
You are not washing it properly.
"Look, this is not
clean. Clean it again."
Come on! Come on! Come on!
They both are blind.
They won't know whether
it is clean or dirty.
"Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"
"Hail Krishna! Hail
Krishna! Hail Krishna!"
The worship is over?
Isn't it strange?
- What happened?
Since the time Sameer
has returned home...
...he doesn't allow
us to do any work.
He had stayed in America.
And there you have to
do everything yourself.
Really?
- Yes.
"Greetings, grandpa.
Greetings, grandma."
Niraali. Take the offerings.
"Grandma, can I get some pickle?"
There is enough!
Your grandma's pickle
has still tied me here.
Otherwise a long time back...
Again you have started.
You sit. I will get the pickle.
"Okay.
- Come, dear."
"Come, grandpa."
What's the matter?
Grandma seems to be very happy today.
She is bound to be.
"Her grandson, Sameer has
returned from America."
Really!
- "Grandpa, did you call me?"
I never called you.
You have come uninvited.
You?
"Grandpa, your hot water for
bathing is ready. Let's go."
"Come, dear. With your
support... where did you go?"
Come. It will get cold.
- Yes! Yes!
"Come. - Dear, you sit.
I will take a bath and come."
Come.
- Okay.
Is there a towel inside?
Or do I have to use my dhoti?
Go inside. Everything is there.
So you...
- There is so much work!
What! - I have to do grandpa
and grandma's work!
"By the way, what do
you do in America?"
I... I... in America...
I fly the kite. - What!
I mean I make kites.
I have a factory of kites.
Factory of kites! Strange!
"It is strange here.
But in America, it is in demand."
Less of flight and
more of kites fly.
Let's go out.
Please.
- I don't mind.
- Please, come.
Please come.
Your interest lies in what?
Did you hear that? Your
interest lies in what?
He has come down to kissing
in the first meeting.
Let's go and see what he is doing!
- Come!
I mean what is your hobby?
Music! Abhijeet Sawant!
He is my favorite!
Mine too.
- I see.
He plays guitar well.
Guitar? He is a singer! He sings.
Really?
- Yes.
Then who is the one who
plays the guitar in the back?
In the back? What do I know?
- Forget it!
That... your four sisters...
- Sisters?
I see! They! They
are not my sisters.
We all are paying
guest. We stay together.
I was wondering what
your father does. - What?
I mean what is his profession?
He has a business in Ahmedabad.
I see. And what do you do?
I want to be a fashion designer.
Right now I am awaiting my result.
By the way nowadays we are
organizing a couple's car race.
We will donate the money
to people affected by rains.
That day I too got
drenched so much.
But you were in America.
What! Yes! Yes! Come!
- You are a jolly person!
That day if I too had got drenched
here would you have helped me too?
Of course!
What I was saying...
- Yes.
The couple's car race that we are
organizing I had given this idea.
I love speed! You know!
And I will support
Monty in tomorrow's race.
Monty? Who? That rapist?
Yes. He is my good friend.
- I see!
And I am sure that he will win!
"By the way, I have
never been defeated."
Really? Then do one thing.
You too participate tomorrow.
Yes! -I don't have the license.
Somebody laughed.
- I don't have license of this place.
I have America's license.
I don't have license of this place.
So I was saying...
Who has locked the
door from outside?
Open the door!
- There!
I will come. You don't go.
- No! No! I am here only.
Open the door.
Hi!
- You all...
We live here only.
- Here?
Actually we want to ask
many things from you.
"For the moment,
forgiveness will be fine."
Thank you. Sorry.
Me too.
Actually we ruined your rehearsal.
They couldn't even rape you
properly. Very sorry about that.
Its okay!
And you will not say sorry.
Right?
He will not speak! He will
never speak! He is like this.
"By the way let me introduce you
to my darling servant, Lucky."
"My laundry boy, Laxman.
And my cook, Madhav."
"Say hi, boys! Say hi!
- Hi!"
They are your servants!
They have worn good clothes.
I guess you pay them well.
- Actually I...
"Let's go, Niraali. We will talk
on the way. Come. - Okay."
Put this in the vase!
Come! Come! Come!
"Back to work, boys! Back to work!"
This Gopal!
He makes us the servant!
And he went away with her!
How far will he go? He doesn't
know how to drive the car.
I will win tomorrow's race.
- What do you mean?
And my trophy will be Niraali!
But where will the car
come for us useless people?
I will arrange for that too.
What are you doing?
"50! 50! How much! 50! '
Excuse me, sir."
Madhav!
- Hi!
Aren't you Madhav!
No! He is calling you Madhav!
Then he will call you Laxman!
Then he will call you
Gopal! No! Absolutely no!
This is Ceo.
- And that's Dinky!
"Madhav, did he recognize us?"
Uhh?
What is the lady saying?
She is saying that
she wants a nice car.
A car that will suit my Dinky!
- Oh!
"I see! Ma'am, look
at this. 1965 model!"
"Ceo, is he talking about the
car" or telling us his birthday!
Dinky is so funny! She is so funny!
Ceo. Really! Come here!
"Ma'am, look at that. A
nice model. Just like you."
Let's see the model. Forget her.
- Come.
- Come.
"Na Na Na"
- Oh!
Look at this! The
latest and speed car!
It is in demand in the market.
And there is no such
goods in the market too.
"We don't want goods, we
want car. We have goods."
And I will have to test drive it.
Yes. Can we test drive it? Please.
Let's take a test drive.
- Thank you.
Will you sit on my lap?
- Hold this!
- Oops!
Take the chequebook.
Fill in the amount.
"See you soon.
- Bye, cartoon."
Oops! Sorry, wrong man!
- Bye, sweetie!
- Come on."
"Careful, Dinky."
Dinky! Take a small
test drive. Dinky!
"Golmaal!"
Receipt for Ganpati's charity.
"Hey, Dinky! You conned me!"
"Good afternoon, friends!"
Welcome to Castrol
GTX motor chase 2006.
We are thankful to all of you.
That you all participated
in this rally for...
...the 26th July Rainfall Relief.
And to increase the
excitement of this race's...
...the winner of this race will
receive a cheque prize of 5 lakhs.
You won't be able to defeat Monty.
He seems to be a professional.
Even I am a professional!
Look at my idea!
Yey! Baby!
"Golmaal."
Come on!
"Golmaal!"
Faster!
Faster! Faster!
Got the steering! Got it.
Hi!
Hi!
Its petrol is not getting over.
What
Our petrol will get over!
Monty! The petrol is over! Oh God!
What is happening!
Run quickly!
Why are you not saying anything?
There is so much
petrol in your car!
Please!
My honor is at stake!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
For Niraali's sake! Come
on! A little bit more!
Little more.
Come on.
We won!
Amazing.
Nonsense!
I saw your driving!
You should participate in a
bullock race! Not a car race!
"Niraali, I don't know how the
petrol got over in the car."
If you don't have the
money to buy the petrol...
...then why did you
participate in the car race!
Relax!
- You have made a mockery of me too!
We are meeting for lunch.
I will explain then.
Lunch and with you! I will
not even have tea with you!
"Niraali, listen!"
Leave me! Leave me!
Now I call on stage the winner
of Castrol GTX motor chase 2006.
Mr. Madhav Singh Ghai!
Madhav! - Madhav!
- Madhav! - Madhav!
Yes!
Thank you! Thank you!
And here comes the
cheque of 5 lakhs.
Yeah! Yeah!
Now as decided Mr. Madhav
Singh will donate the amount...
...to 26th July Rainfall
Relief Charitable Trust.
Wow! He is so handsome. No?
"You are also not
any less, darling!"
Will you come for 9-12?
You! It is your
hobby to tease girls!
Shut up!
Why didn't you tell her
something? You can't speak.
I was just jesting!
Why are you feeling bad?
You know! You should be driving.
Do you know Shubash Ghai?
He is my close relative.
But he is not launching me.
And I want to be an actor.
So unwillingly I only have to
produce and direct the film.
'Uima! '
- What happened?
It is the name of my
movie! My movie's name!
And I am the hero.
Then what were you
doing in Shanti Niketan?
Ohh...
I am a method actor! Method actor!
You see I am making
a movie on servants.
And I wanted to know
servants closely. Yes!
I see! So you are a perfectionist?
Always! Always!
You must have seen how I had
stopped at the race line. - Yes!
Neither in the front nor
on the back. Just perfect.
Right?
Do you have lunch? Will
you have lunch with me?
Today I... I mean...
- No! No! No!
"Look, my perfectionist
heart will break."
Like how you broke
the petrol's tank.
"Golmaal!"
Oh my god!
Its mine!
"This prize belongs
to you, Niraali."
This fool had made
a hole in your tank!
So that you lose this race!
His face is like mine!
There is another like me!
Idiot! I had taught you driving!
- Liar!
Not to cheat!
- You are lying!
What I thought of you and
what you turned out to be!
"Let it be, Niraali."
It is futile to lock horns
with such filthy people.
"We will spoil our mood. Come,
I will escort you home. Come."
You can sit anywhere.
I will not spare you!
Excuse me!
Lunch? What about lunch?
Where are you going?
We will have to do something
about this Gopal kid!
What about the kid?
He is still not born?
Do something about Gopal.
But what can you do?
You want to say that
I can't do anything!
No! No! You can do something.
In front of him you
can plead and implore.
"You are talking
too much, you dumb!"
What is his fault?
Vent out your anger on him.
If you have masculine powers.
Then.
I have masculine powers.
I will not spare him!
Try it.
- You too!
Yes! That day Gopal call you a
'Bawarchi' in front of Niraali.
"Still you kept quiet.
Yes, but what can you do?"
You know why I kept quiet that day!
Because 'Bawarchi'
was a great success!
So many people have
remade that movie!
Otherwise I wouldn't
have spared him! I swear!
Yes.
"In spite of wining the race,
you couldn't impress the girl."
"But what can he do, Lucky?"
You are talking too much!
Listen!
- Forget it!
But what can you do?
What I can do!
I... have decided.
- You have made a correct decision.
You can't do anything!
I can't do anything!
I can't do anything!
Now I will show you
what I can do! I will...
What can I do?
What can I do?
"You can break his
bones, break his teeth..."
"...make him crippled, if
you are one father's son."
No! - What?
You are not one father's son!
Not that! All this used
to happen in 1980's movies.
Breaking legs. I will break his skull!
It is a slow torturous death!
Really? He is exaggerating.
What did dumb say?
He is saying that you
are doing the right thing!
We can't say that in front of him!
See to it that he doesn't survive.
If he survives then
we won't survive.
Are you encouraging
me or scaring me?
No. You be strong.
You just wait.
I will smash his skull in such
a way that he will become blind.
He will keep on saying
sorry for his entire life.
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
His skull will smash.
Good! He will become blink.
You will go in the prison.
I am not interested in
this. Niraali will be mine.
Hey!
- He has come!
Hey! I want to pee!
"Fine, I will keep
the bathroom ready."
You first go and smash his head!
- Thank you.
I thrash him! I thrash
him! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!
Let's go and check! Come!
- We are with you! Come!
Hide your face.
What have you done?
I think you have killed him!
I didn't kill him.
I just smashed with the rod.
But you were only
going to make him blind.
He is lying unconscious.
Who is he?
Did you see a ghost?
No
Who is he!
What is he saying?
"Today you won't say
anything, my friend."
He is saying that he is hungry.
Keep quiet!
I will...
- Where did he go?
I am asking who was he!
- Is grandpa in some mess?
I didn't expect this from grandma.
No! It could be grandpa too.
But Gopal you are very nice.
"Nobody will hit you with the
rod. Come, I will serve dinner."
Have you cooked the dinner?
- You have become so thin.
You go. You take a holiday.
You can't do anything.
Go somewhere. I have
some other plan. Go.
Go.
Hail Mother Mary!
Get lost.
"Grandpa, shall I do more?"
"Grandpa, have you
quarreled with somebody?"
Quarreled?
Where will the blind
man go to fight?
It is an extended life. We
are fighting with ourselves.
I mean loan or something?
I had given a loan. To
your father. He repaid that.
He sent you here.
Grandpa! Grandma!
I am back.
You have arrived.
Hmm.
Oh!
You have arrived.
- Grandmother, grandfather."
Bless you bless you.
How did you come back again?
- By ship.
Okay.
Did you not have the
money to come in a flight?
"I had grandfather,
I was just going..."
...to set up my business but
my fate turned against me.
All of it became Loss Angeles.
Los angeles.
"Sameer, this is
our servant Pandu."
"Okay Mr. Pandurang, when
will you go back now?"
"Come on grandfather,
now I will..."
...spend the rest of my
life here near your feet.
The poor guy works and saves...
...up money and then goes
to Dubai to do business.
And then looses everything
and comes back here.
What is this grandfather?
What is this?
I went for a few day and
you kept a new servant.
Not fair.
This is not a servant this is our
grandson Sameer. - Stupid.
You had seen him in the childhood.
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.
"Sameer, you are so grown up now."
You have become a
man no from a child.
Even you have become
a monkey from a man.
Who are you?
- He is Sameer.
You had seen him in the childhood.
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.
"Oh, this is Sameer."
Who is this?
- He is Sameer.
You had seen him in the childhood.
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.
"Okay, he is Sameer, he is Sameer."
Yes.
He is Sameer.
He is Sameer.
- Who is this?
I told you that I am Sameer.
You had seen him in the childhood.
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.
Correct.
- I accept that you are Sameer.
But who are the remaining three?
Three?
You have come drunk again
in this house Pandurang.
That is why I was
thinking grandfather...
...that why is he shaking so much.
You keep quiet.
"Grandfather,
grandfather not three..."
...but there are four Sameer's.
Grandfather he can
see four Sameers now.
Four?
What have you mixed Pandurang.
Tell me what did
you drink? Tell me!
Grandfather, I did not mix
anything I swear by my mother.
You are swearing by
your mother after being drunk.
"Grandfather I will show you,
I mean I will let you smell."
What happened? - Grandfather
he cannot even walk properly.
It is useless to talk to him.
- Listen we have to go to the temple.
Yes.
Sameer dear. - Yes.
- Will you take us?
This Pandu has become useless.
You passport size photo.
If you want to live here
then mind your own business.
"Sameer dear, today my
wish is finally fulfilled."
"Here take this, break
this into small..."
...changes and distribute
them in the poor.
It is a thousand rupees note.
Come.
"Sorry grandmother, but
I am the biggest poor here."
Sorry Lord.
"It is the last.
- Oh Lord, oh Lord."
"Grandfather you, I as
about to come to your house."
"Why, is all the pickles finished?"
"No, no actually
there is a dance..."
...competition in my college in
which I am going to take part.
And I want to win this
competition at any cost.
Yes.
That is why I wanted your blessing.
You do have our blessings.
"You will surely win it, okay."
Okay but only blessings will not do.
- Then?
Both of you will also have to come.
"Dear, both of us cannot
come, Sameer is there."
Sameer will surely come.
Okay?
"All the best, dear."
- Come home. Okay.
- All the best, dear.
"No, because they
are blind they..."
...brought me here
thinking that I was Sameer.
"I did not want to
hurt them, you..."
...also please don't
tell them anything.
For some time even I will get the
love of grandfather and grandmother.
"And yes, best of luck
for the dance competition."
I will pray to Lord that
he should make you win.
- Thank you. Bye.
- Bye, see you."
What were you searching for?
Umm...
Four anas, it had fallen."
I was searching for it.
He is saying that you had not
come in this room yesterday.
When did he say?
"The wind was blowing,
the four anas..."
...must have come here
I will look for it later.
"Listen, what were
you searching for?"
- Me, nothing.
- If I will hit you even once."
Then you will break up into pieces.
I told you that I was not
searching for anything.
You people.
- Have you ever seen a gang?
No. - Do you want
to see? - Okay.
You don't know what a big
mistake you all are making.
If I hit you even once from the
back of my hand you will die.
There is also no hospital nearby.
I will go I will go.
I will go and teach him a lesson.
I understood.
You go.
- You are the hero.
That is why I don't
want to get beaten up.
Let us forgive him.
- You can go we forgive you.
You give and look
for your four annas.
- Go.
- Go.
"You lizards, gang bang."
I banged the whole banged together.
"Get up, it is your good luck
that I am not well today."
Otherwise I would have beaten...
"...so badly, I would have
bitten you so badly, get up."
Get up.
Seems like the blind man has put...
...together an army or eunuchs.
Wait!
"What did he say?
- He is saying that, wait!"
Scaring us with his snake moves.
I'll swallow you all.
You will swallow us?
I'll show you. - Take this
kick!
Did you see Superman or not?
This is called gangbang.
What were you searching for?
A suitcase and the key to its lock.
You work here isn't it? Don't
you know where the suitcase is?
Keep a distance.
The old man. The old
man is very cunning.
He can hide the suitcase anywhere.
Manner less, aren't you ashamed
that you call your master cunning.
Come on get out of here.
Or I will put you in the
cooker and sound the whistle.
Aah!
Tell him to talk with respect okay.
Stupid he is talking to you
with respect. - I see.
"Aren't you ashamed, the house..."
...where you grew up you
look to break that house.
"You Shakti Kapoor,
and you are doing that."
I will see everybody.
- First take...
...your hands out of your
pants then see everybody.
Leave him. - Made me
Charlie Chaplin from a snake.
Suitcase.
-Suitcase. - Suitcase.
I don't even have one percent time.
Tomorrow there is a dance competition
and I have to practice for that.
Dance competition.
-Dance competition. - Quiet.
Grass cutting competition.
The bungalows that
are here, their..."
...owners have arranged a
special competition that is all.
Grass cutting competition.
"Tell me the truth, otherwise
I will beat you up so badly."
when you'll stand up.
People will say that
how well he is dancing.
No there is a dance competition
in which I am going to take part.
With whom? - Niraali.
- With Niraali.
Where did he go?
- Let him go.
Leave it. - Yes. - You
don't have any interest.
No. -Good.
"Golmaal"
Oh!
What happened to the music?
- Why are you asking me?
What is happening Monty?
- How would I know?
Please go and check it right now?
- Okay I will go and see.
What the hell.
"There is something-something
in my heart."
"There is something-something
in my heart."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."
"You please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"You please stay, please stay."
"You please stay, please stay."
"You please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Lest go till the sky, let
us go and touch the sky."'
"Let us explore the
world of dreams..."
"...until our heart is content."
"The rhythm that is
there in our heart."
"With that rhythm
let us win over..."
"...the world and make
them dance to along us."
"Ooo"
"Listen' listen always
to the heart my friend."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"You please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Save me, save me."
Where are both of them?
Oh my God!
"Sanju, doesn't Vasuli look
exactly like Sanjay Dutt?"
"Look, look I have
the money I swear."
"I have it in my
pocket, sorry it is..."
...not in my pocket I have given
it to my friend for safe keeping.
"They are there, here."
They were playing here just now.
"That red cap, red cap, red cap."
You are the rightful
owners of this win.
Where are the remaining three.
- The remaining three.
They are only my supporters
I am the main person. - Yes.
Okay.
I don't now what
would have happened...
...if you all would not
have come on the right time.
Maybe you had prayed to God with...
"...a pure heart for my win, isn't it?
- Yes, with a lot of honesty."
By the way I am an artist.
- Is it?
Yes.
And you? - I am very interested
in painting and dancing.
But just with art you
cannot run a home. -Yes.
That is why I even
do fashion designing.
Okay.
- My mother was a collector.
- Ticket collector?
"No, no a IAS officer."
Oh, sorry.
I spent my childhood in richness.
Then why did clean utensils in
grandfather and grandmother house?
Because my mother wanted me
to also become a collector.
And my want was Sadhna.
- Your girlfriend.
"No, no I mean the
devotion towards art."
That is why I decided
that no matter...
...how much I would
have to struggle...
...I will never ask
my mother for help.
I believe in goodness
and truthfulness.
That is very good thing.
I like good and truthful
people very much.
Do you even like me then?
Did you forgive him
for the lies he told?
What?
You had that dance competition...
...I don't know why he was so envy.
As soon as your show started he...
...cut the speaker wires
and took the CD out.
- This.
- Isn't this the one?
I will keep this.
- Leave it.
He is...
And said now I will
see how she wins.
"Then I explained to him,
you fool the show must go on."
All the dance that I thought
you when will you use that.
"And I pushed him, that
is when started dancing."
"Then I explained to him, that
now go and say sorry to her."
"You said sorry to her,
thank God you forgave him."
You see I cannot withstand lies.
You cheater! - He is joking.
- Shut up! - He is joking.
"Niraali, there is a lot of
space" on my bike you know that.
Should I give you a lift?
Come.
Please come
There is a lot of
space can I also come?
We all three will dance and
you will take the girl alone.
Hmm.
Vasuli.
Oh God!
Oye.
"Stupid, here take ten rupees."
It is 'Nag Panchami'
go and drink some milk.
Was saying that I knew
every corner of the house.
Nothing, you all can
do nothing at all.
I will have to do everything.
Huh.
Go and do.
Why are you crying like a girl?
Show some anger.
Are you a man or not?
Gopal made such a big fun of you.
Hmm.
And you kept quiet.
Did your mother gave
you education for this?
She only gave me education.
You did not let me give the exams.
We had left you alone
for giving the love exams.
And your love story
was about to be created.
And he ruined everything.
"Who ruined it, that stupid?"
But in front of Niraali
he even insulted you.
At least I made a
hole in Monty's car.
"What did you do?
-Dance. - Dance, yuck."
All you did was cut the wire.
He took advantage of my good will.
"Listen cut him, cut him.
-Wire. - Are you an electrician?"
Cut Gopal. - I cannot
cut anyone. - What?
You cannot cut anyone.
Did you forget what
all he did with you?
He snatched your room.
And after coming here he
even snatched your food.
He even snatched your life.
Yes.
Hey!
He even snatched your Niraali
from you. - Correct.
And do you remember that night.
When you did not have
a blanket to sleep with.
Do you know where
that blanket went?
Who took it? You lost the
blanket because of him.
If I would have been in you place.
"I would have bought a death
cloth for him, a death cloth."
Then come in my place.
I don't even have
money to buy poison.
You are crying for
such a small thing.
"Such a small thing,
I am there, your friend."
I will give you
money for the poison.
Really I am telling you the truth.
Really. - Yes.
- Then okay.
"Tea, tomorrow his morning
tea will be his last tea."
Yes.
What are you doing?
- Dance.
Oh.
"Golmaal"
Gopal. - Yes.
- Gopu. - Say!
Hot tea.
Give.
- Drink it. - Go from here.
"Golmaal"
"Golmaal"
Why are you staring
at me like dogs?
Have you seen my face
for the first time?
"For the last time. - Why, are you
committing suicide again?"
Gopu please don't
do so much hard work.
I cannot see it. You
please down for some time.
Please.
You flop actor. - What was the
need to call me a flop actor.
Whether I lie down or sit down
what difference does it make to you.
"You are right,
whether you lie down..."
...or sit it does not
make any difference to me.
But finally you are
going to become late.
Late Gopal.
- Madhav please don't trouble him.
How are you feeling?
I am feeling as if two mice's
are making noise in my ears.
He can hear noises.
- What else is happening?
Just once I propose to Niraali.
Then I will start a family.
"You don't think about Niraali
and the family, -I am there."
How are you feeling heath wise?
"Health wise, health wise
some thing is happening to me."
My right hand is itching.
"Right, first the left
leg will itch, then..."
...the right then the whole
body from the head to the body.
"You do, don't you know what
I do when my right hand itches?"
You scratch.
"No, I beat everyone up."
"No Madhav my brother,
don't hit him."
He is alive only for
a few moments now.
Come here you fool.
"You hit, you hit if you want
to die by hitting some one."
You go on hitting.
What are you doing? Why
are you hitting so hard.
What are you doing? This is the
place where I wear my glasses.
Why do you take
everything so seriously?
Laxman what did you do.
If he carries on
hitting us like this.
We will die before him.
"You stupid people, you are
troubling me since morning."
"I asked for tea, there
was only empty cup."
What happened?
Who is he?
I have no idea.
Seem like he drank the tea
that was meant for Gopal.
What happened? What is he saying.
He is saying that the tea Laxman...
...had made for you in that...
- I had...
...brought ice specially for Gopal.
And I had put spices in it
and also red chilly powder.
Are you making tea or a delicacy?
Shut up.
Making tea or soup.
Who?
He will not die so easily.
"I know those fools,
even the poison..."
...must have been a fake.
How will they save?
Hmm?
Till when will they
save themselves?
What is it?
- Grandfather.
What happened to your voice?
Oh... that...
I have a sore throat grandfather.
"Tel me one thing, what is the time?
- 12:05."
"Oh, it is already 12 o' clock."
12:05 come after 12 grandfather.
"After that 12:06, 12:07, 8, 9."
How is this? - No grandfather
I don't wear flowery garland.
And I don't have that habit.
"This is not for you, it
is for your grandmother."
"It is valentine's day.
- Yes, yes."
How will this be? Is it nice?
- Yes.
- Yes?
- Yes.
"Okay, okay."
"Nothing's gonna
change my love for you"
"Nothing's gonna
change my love for you"
"Yeyeee"
From where did you...
...get the thought of
giving me a flowery garland?
I knew that you would forget.
"But I have not forgotten,
happy valentine day."
"Today is valentines
day, that is..."
That is why I was
thinking that why are
...you giving me this
flowery garland so lovingly.
Happy Valentine's day.
How am I looking?
- You are looking very beautiful.
Listen..
We used to express on the
auspicious day in our days.
"What can I do times have
changed, modern times."
On valentines day when the
boy tells his girl I love you.
Then even the girl does not refuse.
She accepts it and
also says I love you.
You are too much.
What will Sameer say if he hears?
- What?
He will say that
even my love should...
...grow with life just like
grandmother and grandfather.
"Tell me one thing, is Sameer
really interested Niraali?"
You are...
"No, she really a very
nice girl Mangala."
"She is very nice,
whosever house she goes."
He will be very happy.
"That means I will have ton
propose to Niraali tonight, Hi."
Hi..
"They are mad, they
are saying that..."
...I should go and propose
to the girl tonight.
"Is that possible? - No.
-Shall we sleep. - Yes, come on."
"He is right, going to
a girl's in the night."
That will make a
very bad impression.
"Bad idea, we should go and sleep."
You go I will just finish my work.
- Come on.
Will we sleep together?
- Come on.
Come on today is valentines day.
"Golmaal"
"Golmaal"
"Golmaal"
Niraali.
- All of here at this time.
What is all this?
- Today is valentines day.
And it is already 12 o' clock.
- So?
So we have brought a gift for you.
You go.
-Go. - Here.
What is it?
- Pickles.
You like grandmother's
hand made pickles very much.
That is why I brought it myself.
And also this.
Will you go?
- No.
And this is from me. - What
is it? - See it for yourself.
"Please, with love.
- Toilet paper."
You brought toilet paper for me.
If he brought this here then
what will we I in the morning?
You think what will you do?
- Yes you are right.
No. No.
You don't see the toilet paper.
"See what is written on
it, that is not a design."
"Yes, there is something written."
"Looks like a contract.
- Yes contract, contract."
"Look, when Nirrali when
I will make my first film."
Niraali...
Then you will be the
leading lady in it.
And there will be a complimentar
air ticket for your mother.
And these two will
be the villain in it.
Please keep it
carefully. It's my heart.
"Can I go?
- Go, go nothing will happen."
Now what have you brought?
Rat poison. - I want you
to give it to me yourself.
And kill me.
- What?
"Yes, this is not a living."
All night I cannot sleep.
"If I try to sleep in the
morning, I see you preparing food."
Taking care of grandfather
and grandmother.
He wants a maid.
"When I go on the
terrace, I see..."
...you drying your
hair in the towel.
I cannot live like this.
You kill me by giving me this.
What are you doing?
Why are you troubling Niraali
for such a small thing.
"I am there, I will give
you poison and kill you."
What are you saying?
- I am helping my friend.
What is it now?
- If you will give us an answer.
Then there would be.
- A settlement between us.
How can I give an
answer in just a minute.
This is the question of my life.
Uhh...
I will do one thing.
I will come to your
house at 2 o' clock.
There I will say that who I love.
"It is 12:30 now, only
one and a half hour left."
"We will wait, take your
time, take your time."
"Not now, tomorrow afternoon
2 o' clock, tomorrow."
Oh!!
We will have to
wait for a long time.
Give it to back.
- Here.
Tomorrow when you come please...
...bring the bottle
of poison along.
If it is yes then they will use it.
"If it is no then I will use it.
- Yes, of course."
"Now bye. - Okay bye.
- Bye. - There, there."
"Please read the contract.
- Yes, yes I will read it."
"You, what are you doing here?"
Since when did he
start flirting with her?
You have brought a cheque.
You want to buy Niraali.
Bastard.
You are even worse than them.
Does he even have an account?
You have come to buy me.
"Get out I say get out.
- Get out, get out, get out."
What are all of you doing
here? You also get out.
Get out of here.
God.
Since when did you start
flirting with the girl?
And what is the use
of flirting with her.
Will you take him
along for romancing her?
I will not go.
- I only said.
You even started talking
after seeing the girl.
"I wrote, that you did not know
till today that I couldn't speak."
That is why you misunderstood me.
I am not like you all.
Okay.
Mangala.
- What happened?
What happened to your voice?
- I am Sameer.
Sameer.
Didn't you have sore throat?
- Now it is fine.
It is fine? I thought that
my wife has sore throat.
This old man is so boding!
"If I give a raw mango to him, it
will get converted into ripe mango."
Get rid of him! Niraali
is going to come.
Grandpa.
- Yes.
Your walking stick.
- Walking stick? Why?
Don't you want to go out?
- Out!
No! Why are you sending
me out? Somebody is coming?
Who? Nobody!
- I see! Niraali is going to come!
He is blind and this is the
state. If he was able to see...
Then I would have
seen who is coming.
It implies Niraali
is going to come.
"Now dear, I won't go anywhere."
Wow! Let Niraali come.
"Grandpa, Niraali is
not going to come."
I too used to get rid
of my father like this.
"Father, go to temple.
Go to the temple."
Did you have a love marriage?
"Yes, dear. It was the first love
marriage of an independent India."
First one.
- What about grandma?
Grandma too had a love marriage.
"No, you... how did
you enticed grandma?"
Entice... is a wrong word.
I mean to say how
did you do that...
...that expressing
your love to grandma.
"Expressing love? That is
an interesting story, dear."
Will it take time?
"No, but you will
have to hear it out."
I used to go to the jungle
in the morning. At 6:30.
There were no
bathrooms at that time.
Fool! Not bathroom.
I used to go for a walk.
There..
My destination was in the jungle.
I see. Mangala in the jungle.
Shut up! And follow me!
Grandpa's love story
is running too long.
Even Kumar Gaurav's love
story didn't run so long.
Hey!
How long will we have to walk?
Hey! Walk quietly! Did I tell
you to come in the flashback?
"Yes, grandpa. What happened next?"
"Then a turn came
in my life, dear."
What are you doing?
- Cow dung.
She looks like the
heroine of an art movie.
But she is our lady. It's
just that she is looking young.
Do you come here everyday?
You too pass this way everyday.
Why didn't you come yesterday?
Yesterday was Monday.
- Monday?
The cow doesn't give
the dung on Monday?
I go to the temple on Monday.
I have kept the fast of 16 Mondays.
My mother says that
I will get a good groom...
...if I fast for 16 Mondays.
When you have found Somnath...
...then what is the need to
fast for remaining 15 Mondays?
Wow! He is flirting with her!
Ishh!
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"
"Are you crazy about me?
- No."
"Are you some lover?
- No."
"Are you crazy about me?"
"Are you some lover."
"At least tell me what
work do you have with me?"
"Tell her that you love her."
"Why are you standing silently?"
"If we had been at your
place, we would have said it."
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"
"Why do you glance at my window?"
"Why do you talk only about me?"
"Why do you talk only about me?"
"Why do you glance at my window?"
"Why do you talk only about me?"
"You come for my sake.
- No."
"You sing songs.
- No."
"You come for my sake."
"You sing songs."
"What lies in your heart?
Only you know that."
"Don't feel shy."
"Call her near you."
"If we had been at your place,
we would have called her."
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"
"Why are you carrying a
gold bangle in your hand?"
"I will give it to you and
take you to my courtyard."
"Will you make me your beloved?
- Yes."
"Will you love me immensely?
- Yes."
"Will you make me your beloved?"
"Will you love me immensely?"
"Today I say that I love you."
"After expressing it,
where are you off to?"
"You should have thanked me."
"I hover around you like a bee."
"I glance at you so eagerly."
"Are you crazy about me?
- Yes."
"Are you some lover?
- Yes."
"Are you crazy about me?"
"Are you some lover."
"Today I say that I love you."
Then only did we get married.
"This is the story
of my love, dear."
Over?
No! After marriage
for the honeymoon...
Grandpa!
- Yes.
Grandma had actually
called you to the temple.
I think you have got bored.
"No problem, dear.
I will go to the temple."
But remember one thing
in the matter of girls.
"Your muscular courage...
- Give us, God."
Yes.
Brave or God
"Yes. Grandpa is there
otherwise. Good luck, dear."
"Thank you, grandpa."
"All the best.
- Thank you. Thank you, grandpa."
Don't lose hope.
I will go and shave.
How many times will you shave?
- "Not I, he is saying that."
Go ad open the door.
Who would have come at this hour?
Niraali!
Good...
Hello!
- Yes.
Listen!
- Yes.
I think I have seen you somewhere.
"No, you must have
seen me from behind."
Many people think the same thing...
...when they look
at me from the back.
Listen to me!
- I will send somebody!
Whom will you send? Why
don't you look at me?
I am looking at you. But since
you too are turning around...
Okay! Okay! Okay!
I will stop turning around.
But why don't you
show me your face?
No! I can't show my face to anybody!
- What!
Yes. I am going to become a father.
And I am still not married.
- What!
I will go now. I have
to go to the doctor.
At least tell me
where has Somnath gone?
He has gone to the temple!
- He has gone to the temple!
Why are you applying
soap all over your face?
You have hair all over your face?
Great!
At what strange places do
people have hair growth!
"Tell me, Somnath..."
He too went to shave?
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal"
Who is there?
I am the dean of Vicky
- college.
I want to meet Somnath.
Have you ever met Somnath?
No. I have never seen him.
I have only heard about him.
I am Somnath. Tell me.
Really? You are...
But just now a boy said that
you have gone to the temple.
He is my servant!
I was going to the temple.
My wife's broken sandals
broke. So I came back.
I am blessed or meet
you! Are you blind?
Yes! So what will you do!
Nothing! Nothing!
I am sad to hear this.
I have heard a lot
about you. A lot.
You were in the air force.
Then you became the advisor in...
...our college
after the retirement.
Of Sanskrit. Our entire
college loves you a lot.
"Fine, fine. Have a seat.
- Thank you."
Be careful!
- What happened?
There is a table.
Are you really blind?
Don't you see that I can't see!
- I can see!
Do you see the clock?
- Yes.
Not that! This one!
- I see! This one.
I can't see it!
- I can see it.
What's the time?
- 7:30.
Not there! Here! It is
11:00! What's the time!
12:00! 11:00! 11:00!
I don't know what the time is!
- I can see it.
Now do you believe
me that I am blind?
Don't beat me, sir!
"Now tell me, what
work did you have?"
Listen to me, please.
"Actually sir, our college
has completed 50 years."
For that we have
organized a function.
"I have come to personally
invite you, sir."
What? What program is there?
First there will be a dance
of 'Pooja'
Who is Pooja? Who is Pooja?
Pooja! Pooja! Archana!
First decide whether
it is Pooja or Archana!
"Not girl, sir! Not girl!"
That veneration of God!
- Then?
After that the drama that you had
created for patriotism in Sanskrit.
A program of that. After that...
You spilt! You dare to spilt!
After that a cultural...
program... cultural.
Don't you have a beauty contest?
- Beauty contest?
Beauty contest!
Fool! Beauty contest!
I will ask the committee
and let you know.
"Not committee,
I want the commitment!"
I want the commitment! Otherwise!
- Who is there?
I think there will be a snowfall.
"Greetings, aunty. You too
are blind? You too are blind?"
Do you think that we both...
are playing 'Black' here?
What?
No. I thought that you
both are playing white.
Where is the belt in your neck?
It was hurting me. So I removed it.
But how did you know that
I wear belt in my neck?
I know everything about you!
Aren't you flirting
with that Rosy ma'am?
I will leave now.
You want to leave?
Won't you have a drink?
I don't drink!
- You don't drink?
Fool! Even I don't
drink during the daytime.
"She is talking about tea! Tea!
- Yes, talk."
You are asking me so
lovingly. So please make tea.
Shameless!
I am blind and you want
me to make tea for you!
Go and make tea for everybody!
The kitchen is there!
I don't know how to make tea!
Then why are you sitting here?
Fine! Fine! I will
leave! I will leave!
Are you going there to beg!
The way to go out is there!
There! Okay!
Get out! Fool!
What are you doing?
At least give the card!
- Here.
You take this. - No! No!
I don't know how to read this book.
Read it with Rosy.
- No! No!
Take it! Take it!
You guys beat a not!
Hail Mother Mary!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello!
I am Sameer calling from
America. Who are you?
Who are you?
I am Pandu.
"Look, Mr. Pandu
or whoever you are."
Tell my grandpa that I am
returning form America today.
My flight will land
at 1.30 in the night.
No need to come to the
airport. I will come on my own.
Thank you.
What happened?
Gopal, what happened?
Sameer is coming.
- What! Sameer is coming!
Sameer is coming! Everybody
is saying the same thing!
Did you see this!
I had told you all!
Someday we will get
stuck because of him!
I am leaving!
I say that you all too
pack your luggage and leave!
How can we leave like this? We
should find such a house too.
Where there are two old
people! Both are blind!
And they don't have any relative!
It takes time to find such a house!
You guys are worried
about the house!
This might become a police matter!
I will not listen to
anybody! I am leaving!
Shut up! Let me think!
We will find of some solution!
Box!
-Box! - Box!
It must contain something precious.
Yes. Like how they
show in the movies.
"Open the box. And it contains
jewels, diamonds and gold!"
Are you planning
to steal this? What?
What?
"No, Gopal! No, Gopal!"
Gopal, no.
"Gopal, what are you doing?"
"Madhav, explain
to him! No, Gopal!"
Have you guys gone mad!
"The family that gave you love, and
shelter" you will rob that Family.
We are not robbing the
family. We are taking the box!
You understand what
I am trying to say!
I think you shouldn't steal!
We are not stealing!
We are checking!
If we found something, then we will
take the loan and then return it.
"Gopal, this is sin!"
"Look, this door is also not opening!
God too is saying no, Gopal!"
"Listen to me! Gopal, no!"
I see! It opens from that side!
I still say that this is wrong!
- This is right!
"If it contains some treasure,
then I will make a movie..."
...and I will sign all of you!
"Buddy, first let me open it!"
"Stop, dear. You will
need the key to open it."
We... I was just looking at it.
I will tell you what it contains.
This is your compass box.
You were 6 years old
when had insisted on it.
And look at this.
Gun. For 'Diwali'.
"You used to run all over
the house, shooting the gun."
And this is your car.
You used to roam the
entire courtyard with this.
You used to play with
this the whole day.
"What is this, grandpa?"
Ashes.
Whose?
Sameer.
My grandson was born in America.
We were craving to meet him.
"But 2 years ago, in an
accident we lost our eyesight."
"With great courage,
I told my son..."
...everything about our accident.
He couldn't endure it.
And he left to come
here along with...
...my daughter-in-law
and grandson.
He was driving to the
airport in his car.
He met with an accident on the way.
Nobody survived.
My son... my daughter-in-law...
my grandson. Nobody.
I couldn't tell Mangala this thing.
Otherwise she would have died.
Only I had to endure this shock.
My commissioner friend made
arrangements to send me to America.
And there with my own hands...
...I performed the final
rites of my entire pedigree.
When I returned from America...
...Mangala started asking me...
"...how is our grandson, how
grown up is he, does he talk..."
...and have you told him about me?
What would I have told him?
What could I have told her?
I didn't have the courage
to tell her the truth.
Everyday I used to say
that I will tell her today.
I will tell her today.
"Then... on the day I decided,
God send you as Sameer."
But I had realized that
you are not one but two.
"And gradually I realized
that you all are not 2, but 4."
But I had no qualms with your lie.
It's a truth.
Because Mangala was very
happy. She was very happy.
But... if you left now...
...then God knows what
she will go through.
She will shatter completely.
I am saying the truth.
What is left to shatter down?
You... such a big betrayal!
These... whoever they are...
I am not angry with them.
Because they are
outsiders. But you!
You... didn't even let me...
...perform the final
rites of my children!
I wanted to embrace Sameer...
if only for the last time.
On my lap.
You all... who are you all...
who gave you the right...
...the right to play with
an old couple's emotions!
You all have committed a grave sin!
Such a grave sin for which there
is no punishment in this world.
I have planned all this.
They are not responsible for
all this. Only I am responsible.
Consider it my mistake or
immaturity that I came here.
But a greater mistake is that...
...the love and family that
I searched for all my life...
...when I found that
in you both then...
...I couldn't recognize that.
And I hurt both of you.
Whatever punishment
you give... I accept it.
"La La La La"
"La La La La"
Who is it?
"Pam. Pam. Pam. Boom"
I love this old man.
Uncle has helped me a lot.
Give me the urn otherwise
I will thrash you all so much...
...that even the beggar
will refuse to give you alms.
Why do you want the urn?
Give me one chance to atone
for my sins. Trust us. Laxman.
"Grandpa, come.
Come. Grandma, come."
"This way, grandma. Come, come."
You did the right thing
by sending uncle inside.
What do you want?
- The urn.
This? - Yes.
- Take it.
"Boss, these are
the same 4 guys..."
...who had thrashed me thrice.
I have never seen him before.
No...
Did you get thrashed
at the wrong place?
No! I swear on you, Babali
Babali? Who?
- He is the one.
Imagine! Gabbar Singh's
name in 'Sholay' is Sweetie.
Keep quiet! Fire!
Don't fire!
I heard everything.
I swear on Sameer's ashes.
I am with you guys in this fight.
So you have changed the side!
Fire!
Fire!
Forgot to get the bullets!
What?
Forgot to get the bullets!
"If the bullets are at home, then
will you play hockey with this?"
Thrash them!
What are you staring at! Go up!
Switch it on!
"Golmaal."
"1, 2... Govinda"
"Golmaal."
Gopal!
Hang on! Hang on!
Why are we fighting?
You are not interested in the
ashes. Do you want the urn?
Yes!
- Why?
"Look, this matter is between us."
"Come, sir."'
"Excuse me, sir. You
cannot go from here."'
Diamonds!
-Diamonds! - Diamonds!
"Hold this, boys!"
You idiot... throw it here.
What have you done!
"He asked for it, so I gave him.
- Fool!"
Yes.
Madhav!
Give it to me.
I have been searching for
you guys since a long time!
I have been running after you!
Why do you want to ruin my career?
Nobody comes to my garage.
My wife has refused to come
back from her maternal house!
"Please, return my money! Please!"
I am really sorry.
You know I had come in
the scorching heat...
...without any slippers
to return your money.
And you know what happened?
- What?
He robbed that money.
Really? Return his money!
When did I steal
it! I have jut met!
Don't act smart! Return the money!
Who are you? The landlord!
- Tell him.
Look! He is Mr. Vasuli.
And he is Mr. Babali!
Babali!
- Babali!
We will tell him to tie us 'Rakhi'.
"Hey, Babali!"
Babali!
Why are you laughing!
"Golmaal!"
Oye!
"Golmaal!"
"Hail Mother Mary"
"Golmaal!"
Come. Take it.
Who is it!
Gopal!
Who is it?
Grandpa!
"Babali-, it doesn't come
out! It doesn't come out!"
My diamonds.
"Gopal, what happened?"
Sorry! Sorry!
Blood!
Babli brother...
What a nice...
- Don't touch it! - Okay!
What happened?
- He too...
"It's really deep, man!
- What happened?"
"Everything is all right
now. Come, commissioner sir."
Commissioner sir... I know
what their punishment should be.
After seeing what
they all have done...
...all the four will live with us.
- What!
Yes. You all four will live as
the Shravan of these blind parents.
And Nadeem too.
- What?
You all will receive your
reward within 15 days.
Reward? For what?
Reward because you all
have nabbed a dangerous...
...gangster and got
the diamonds too.
So you will surely
get the 10o/o of that.
Great!
- My money!
They see rich people and
they start begging. Get out!
"Greetings, grandpa.
Greetings, grandma."
You have come to take
pickle in the hospital too.
"Grandpa, you too!"
"Tell me, which
naughty guy have..."
...you chosen from
these 4 naughty ones?
I am here. Where are
you going? I don't mind.
Lucky.
Doctor!
But he can't speak!
No?
I know that he can't speak.
But I wanted such a husband...
who would listen only to me.
And he himself
should remain silent.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Do you have a sister?
"Yes, I have. But she
is 7 years old. Why?"
We will have to
wait for a long time.
"Golmaal!"
Action!
"Is something fishy!"
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."
"Be careful."
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Is something fishy!"
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."
"Be careful."
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"We want to put the money."
"We want to put the money."
"We want to put the money."
"We want to put the money."
"Neither the heart nor we are bad."
"What can we do if
this world is bad."
"We teach them what
they taught us."
"Let's have some fun."
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Is something fishy!"
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."
"Be careful."
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
Cut it.
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Wonder why the heart
has started saying this."
"Now you have started
staying in my heart."
"You have settled in my veins."
"Heart has started
enduring your troubles."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Wonder why the heart
has started saying this."
"Now you have started
staying in my heart."
"You have settled in my veins."
"Heart has started
enduring your troubles."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"I come into your arms
forgetting the whole world."
"Now you take me under your
support by embracing me."
"If you say you want me
well then I say you got me."
"This has happened
to me in your love."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"All around there is
exponential renaissance."
"Take the rhythm
and break it down."
"Feel the subways in the ground."
"Go ghoom... ghoom... ghoom."
"All the girls are going
to shake their boom."
"Come on! "
- "Ghoom... ghoom... ghoom."
"All the boys are also
to shake their boom."
"When the winds start tamping
all the bodies start clapping."
"And the girls are going to jump! "
- "Ghoom."
"I stay in your dreams,
making my own world."
"Fill the air with colors
by decorating my dreams."
"I stay in your dreams,
making my own world."
"Fill the air with colors
by decorating my dreams."
"I want somebody I want
you right before me."
"Will you be mine; this is
what my heart questions."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."
Excuse me. - Yes. - Is this the
queue for first year's admission?
"Yes uncle, have you come for
your daughter's admission?"
See only answer what
you have been asked for!
Yes or no?
-Yes. - Thank you.
Boy goons. Bad
element of the society.
Hey smarty.
What... what is this?
"Smarty, put 100
rupees in the box."
Is this a way to ask for alms?
Alms are asked for
by joining hands.
You guys are bossing around!
"Hey smarty, we are not asking
for alms this is charity."
The bastard dean of our college...
Dean is a bastard? - Bastard.
Harichandra Ramchandra Mirchandani.
Ha-Ra-Mi
-Ok.
He has got cancer
at a special place.
Which place? - That is not
important. He has cancer.
We are collecting 100 rupees
from everybody for him.
Come on put.
Actually this is bossing but...
- Put! Come on.
"What are you doing,
mister? This is wrong."
Hey did he take it
from your pocket?
"Come on, uncle, even
you put. Come on."
Hey!
- See you don't argue with them.
They are very
dangerous people. Yes!
I won't give. I have
worked very hard...
...worked in the field
and earned this money.
For my sister's education
why should I give?
Come we will take him on a
side and teach him a lesson.
Come... you!
- Hey don't hit uncle.
What are you all doing!
- Come on.
See... see it is my
hard earned money.
I will not give.
- Hey you will keep...
"...your money with
yourself only, rascal?"
"It will get wet, I will remove
your blood instead of your sweat."
Remove the money.
"Builder sir, take this I will give
his share for him. It's 200 rupees"
Put... put it in the
box... put it in the box.
Yes... yes I am putting it
in the box. I am putting it.
"Hurry up, come on.
- No don't hit him."
Come on everybody put
one by one... one by one.
"No hurry, at ease.
Hey you put 300 rupees."
You 400.
4000. 100... 200...
300... 400... 500...
...600... 700... 800... 900...
1000 rupees. - What...
5000!
- You guys do great acting!
Really! - It's amazing.
- Give the money here.
Hey let me at least count.
- Thank you. - Rascal!
What happened?
- You call me uncle!
You call me uncle
I will make you an aunty!
"No... no I didn't do it...
I didn't do it, it was him."
Hey why are you laughing?
Your tongue doesn't work
but your hands work a lot!
Not me he had said.
What did I say when did I say?
I did what was planned
I... I didn't say anything.
Hey unnecessary you say anything!
Hey... remove my shirt.
"Hey buddy, give me
money for liquor."
"Are you all not
ashamed, you all make..."
...me do such things in the
same college where I study!
Sometimes you make me steal
things from the chemistry lab.
Sometimes you steal the
fans of the assembly hall.
That day you made me a professor...
...and told me to take
that girl's number.
Later that girl turned out to
be that college's professor.
"Till date, I haven't
sat in her class."
Don't laugh. And that day
you all made me a beggar...
...and made me sit
outside the college gate.
Said that we don't
have money for liquor.
Because of you all I have became...
...notorious in the whole
college. I said don't laugh.
You are our darling.
- All this works in friendship.
Now if we had been in
your place then even we...
"...would have done the same
thing, right? - Yes."
To hell you all would
do that same thing.
And what difference
does it make to you.
"You don't even have a place
to stay, you use my room."
The thing is that I am a brilliant
student for dean of the...
...college Harichandra
Ramchandra Mirchandani.
So he respects me.
Or else I don't
know about you all...
...whether you all ever
went to college or not.
Did you go to college?
- I don't remember.
Hey... hey wait.
- Why are you betraying us?
Bitch. She is again
asking for work.
We will have to take her to Vasuli.
"Hey don't say that, A lot
of loan is still pending."
I have cried like
Tulsi and Parvati...
...and asked this vehicle
on loan. You are...
"You know who he is, right!"
Let's do one thing we will go
and give all this money to vasuli.
"We will give the
rest later, simple."
He is joking. - We saw money
after so many days and...
...he says that we
should give it to Vasuli.
You don't say anything.
If we give the money to
Vasuli then what will we eat?
"How will we drink, how will
we gamble? - Yes."
If we have to gift a girl with
something... then how will give?
Should we stop living?
Hey make four half cup of tea and
a cookie for me. - Money?
It's of green color and it
has Gandhi's photo on it.
Come on make the tea.
Come on... come on
give money... money.
Have we till date ever
given you any? - No.
Then why are you asking?
- I have stopped giving on loan.
Has your license been renewed?
- No.
What is the number
for Municipality?
I am making... I am making it.
- Add ginger and cardamom.
Lolita.
Have some shame.
What is your age and you
are looking at Lalita Pawar.
"Hey not down, look up!"
Hey Lolita... baby... yes!
Hey don't look at her
with bad intentions...
...she is your sis-in-law.
- When did she become that?
You all wait I will
make her one and come.
Even I have to make a bhabhi.
"Let them go, they are
walking into a death well."
Look over there. Vasuli.
Rascals.
Hey didn't you tell.
- What?
That looks like Sanjay Dutt.
That same body that same face cut.
Vastav movie's vermillion spot.
"Vasuli, I have spoken
with Raju Irani..."
...he is going to launch
you in his next movie.
But my that money.
"Oh no, I am talking about crores
and you are collecting change!"
What are you saying!
- Sorry. - It looks very cheap.
You have the same personality.
It will be great if you learn
a little on dialogue delivery.
"Dialogue? - Like hey Circuit,
give me a magical embrace."
"Hey Circuit, even give
me that magical embrace."
"Mind blowing..."
"..., that... that walking
style. Your body is perfect."
I will teach you that?
- Show... show.
"Hey move aside..."
"Here, be a hero
and stand in style."
"No man, what are you doing!"
"Not like this, there is
a personality. A style."
Just like a hero.
- Again.
Look carefully.
- Ok.
Hey are you teaching
me to walk or to run?
"Hey, he is bluffing
us, catch that rascal."
Hey!
"Mother, forgive
me. Deal for me too."
"Aunty, even forgive
me. Here is mine."
"Mother, take him
up! - Hey! - Sorry."
"Mother, forgive him too.
- Another one by me."
"Rascals, you all left
me alone and came."
"You came, right? - Deal for
me too. Who is winning? - Mine."
Vasuli has seen the room.
Vasuli has seen the room.
"Laxman, open the door!
- I won't open it."
Hey the door!
- Hey man!
Oh good afternoon sir.
- Good afternoon.
"Are you alone?
- Yes sir, absolutely alone."
"Is your party over?
- I was studying, sir."
"No partying.
- You want to be a doctor, right?"
"Yes sir, cancer specialist.
- Cancer specialist. - Yes."
"Cancer specialist, tell me at which
special place have I got cancer?"
"Sir, my education is still
incomplete how I can tell that."
Shut up. You all only told the
students that I have cancer.
And I don't have money
to get my cancer treated.
"I have become so poor that...
you are laughing, idiot."
Are you all not ashamed? You all
snatched the fees from the children.
I have got 500 SMSs since morning.
Since people got to know that
I have cancer I have got 500 SMSs.
Sir, this is a thing to be happy
about you have so many admirers.
Shut up. Shut up!
They are Smsing me so that
I pay back their loan before I die.
You all have done this fraud.
You all only have done it.
I will not spare...
I will not spare anyone!
Sir... sir... sir you...
you... you know what...
...all dreams my
mother has for me...
"...sir, please don't do any such
thing. - Really? - Please sir."
Your mother has dreamt
about such dreams?
"What is this?
- Sir, human research."
Hu...
- I have human research as a subject.
"So I am writing a thesis on
all these things, that's it."
This... this... all this is
human research? - Sir.
You are writing your
thesis on these naked rags?
These obscene photographs!
"No... no... no sir... sir,
that... that there is leakage on..."
...the walls so
I put these photographs.
"There is nothing
else in this, sir."
"You should have stuck
something else, son."
"Sir, I didn't find
anything else so sir..."
"See Laxman dear,
you are a good boy."
"But don't let those three loafers
enter here. - No, sir."
Please son.
- Absolutely not.
"Please son, you concentrate
on your studies. - Right, sir."
You are a bright student.
-Thank you sir. - Ok? - Thank you.
Sir... sir. No... no sir.
Hey thief!
"Sir, I don't know who they
are, they are not with me."
"Sir, you... you know them?"
So you all are here only.
"Take this, keep it considering
it as the rent for the room."
We will give it every month.
- You all are bribing me!
How long has it been since you all
have been thrown out of college.
10 years?
- 10.
It has been 10 years and
you all are still here!
Sir... sir... sir.
- Are you all not ashamed!
I have a scheme. You sit.
- I don't want it.
Sit down.
- No. Leave.
"On buying one Zippo lighter,
you get one flat free!"
I don't want any scheme of yours.
Last time too you all had
given a similar scheme.
"Sir see this, I have
brought such an AC..."
...that all your life your
electricity bill will not come.
"But the AC was good.
- Keep quiet, fool!"
I am still taking loans
and paying its bill.
Hey!
What ?
"Sir, he is saying that hey we know
that you are crazy for Rosy madam..
...and we still haven't written a
letter telling your wife about it.
Sir! - He is saying it...
he is saying it not me.
I will hand you people
over to the cops.
Firstly you all are staying
illegally here from 10 years.
I will hand you people
over to the cops.
All your life will
be spent in prison.
Get out! Get out!
- Why do you get angry?
Say it with some manners.
- Get... get out! - Come.
Are you coming? - No. - He
cannot take such a small thing.
Get out... get out... get out!
"See you are very intelligent.
- Thank you, sir."
And don't let these
three loafers come in.
Never.
- Keep your doors locked.
Absolutely. - These loafers
shouldn't come inside.
"No, sir. - Get out.
- Thank you, sir."
"Sorry, sir. Thank
you, sir. Thank you."
See what you are
doing is very wrong.
One day this dean will
throw me out of here.
I will have problem but even you...
...all won't have a place
to stay in. - Now deal.
"Hey man, this is sir's pouch.
Give I will go and give it back."
"Hey Dhanveer
Khan's Xerox, bring it here."
Fair and lovely.
- Really!
Condoms? Its chewing gum.
What is it?
- Go.
What is that?
- Exam paper.
"Come on give it to me,
I will clear. Give it to me."
How will he pass he is
not giving his papers.
Why? - He has to sell
the papers tomorrow.
Correct. As no one is
going to buy them from us.
Why?
- And he is decent.
"Hey... hey see, I am
not going to sell papers."
I am very serious about this.
Hey mother has a deep desire.
Sorry aunty.
- Sorry aunty.
"Here... here... here we go."
"We are running for the money."
"Taking it down with us..."
"We are running for the money."
"Here... here... here we go."
"We are running for the money."
"Taking it down with us..."
"We are running for the money."
"Is there something fishy
or a lot more than that?"
"I am great, baby, I am amazing!"
"Be careful... be careful."
"Your heart doesn't get
stolen, take care of that."
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."
"We are running for
the money, buddy."
"We are running for the money."
"We are running for
the money, buddy."
"We are running for the money."
"We are not bad, this
heart is not bad."
"So if the world is bad
then what should we do?"
"I am not a bad guy!
I am not a bad guy!"
"We are not bad, this
heart is not bad."
"So if the world is bad
then what should we do?"
"We teach them what
they taught us."
"Have a little blast!
- It's that what you call!"
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal"
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."
"Is there something fishy
or a lot more than that?"
"I am great, baby, I am amazing."
"Be careful... be careful."
"Your heart doesn't get
stolen, take care of that."
"Hey one time..."
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal"
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."
Get out! Get out!
I said get out! And never show
your inauspicious face ever again!
Or else I will hand over
each one of you to the cops.
I said get out! Get out!
Firstly you stole my purse.
On top of that you
leaked that paper.
And you sold it for 500 rupees
to the students saying...
...that I have a cut
of 400 rupees in that!
Are you all not ashamed!
Shameless! Fools! Idiots!
I don't even know abuses
and on top of that...
...what all schemes
did you all bring to me?
"Sir, buy this lighter,
you will get a free flat."
"Sir, buy this telephone, you
will get a refrigerator free."
"Sir, get this AC, your
electricity will be free!"
Am I a fool! Do you all
think that I am a fool!
Even a fool is a
small word for you all.
I am... you... you have
thought of me... as that... - Chu...
Keep quiet. Keep quiet!
Idiots! Get out! Get out!
You all are worse than even Saturn.
Even Saturn is over someone
for only for 71/2 years.
You all are over me
from past 10 years!
You all made me crazy!
I have gone crazy!
Because of you all I am
suffering from acidity.
I will have a heart attack!
"You told Rosy madam that
I have gone bald, didn't you?"
Yes! Yes I have gone
bald... I have gone bald!
What will you do? What will you do?
I have gone bald... - Sir...
- Gone bald! - Sir... - Get out!
Get... get... get out.
- There is a new scheme.
A car free on underwear.
"Not on this, on an un... - Get
out! - Why do you get angry, sir?"
Talk with some
manners. We will leave.
"Get out. Please, get out.
- Come."
Yes I am. I have become.
If I will stay with you all
then I will even become a donkey!
Sir.
- What is it?
"You bought the paper and got passed!
- Sir, one minute, sir."
"Sir... sir. - Sir, why
me... - Get lost from here!"
Get out... get out!
I am ruined because of you all.
What will I tell my mother?
Poor woman used to work
in a collector's house.
She dreamt that even I should
study and be a collector.
Why do you need to study
to become a collector?
You are anyway our collector.
You only collect our money.
I don't want to
ruin myself further.
"I will go to my village, at
least I have my own house to stay."
Yes. It's a great
thing to have a house.
But what's the use of that house
...where parents are
after killing each other.
It's better to be homeless
than have such a house.
Yes hostel is good
at least I get good...
...sleep sleeping close
to Mallika Sherawat.
I lost my sleep when I was small.
My father had two
wives. One was my mother.
And the other of the neighbor.
Sou... teal
Sou... sou... teal...
...sou teal... souteali
Her kids used to make
fun of my dumbness.
You still had a house.
I neither had a house nor family.
When I came to my senses
I was in Jhamnadas orphanage.
First I used to think that
Jhamnadas only is my father.
Then I later got to know that
Jhamnadas expired when small.
His father had made this
orphanage in his remembrance.
Then send them into an orphanage.
They won't take you
all in even there.
I don't want to stay
with you all. I am going.
He will come back in
that same speed he left.
It's 10.30.
"Gopal, he is talking to you."
What... tsunami?
We are here only.
"Hey man, we should
have betted on it."
He came back again.
Is this a time to jog!
Ok Vasuli is coming.
Hey run from here!
Catch those rascals!
"We are running for the money."
"We are running for the money."
"Hey Gopal, hurry
up! Run! Come on!"
"Hey, come on!"
"What happened,
buddy? What happened?"
We have taken it on installment...
...this doesn't mean that it keeps
on stopping. - Man!
"It keeps on stopping, what
kind of a bike is this!"
"What happened?
- Hurry up, look!"
Hey! Vasuli! Vasuli!
"We are running for the money."
We will have to climb this gate.
- Doors open too!
Come! Hey!
Who is it?
Who is it?
- No one.
I am having this
feeling that he saw us.
Did he see or not?
What he saw no one else saw that.
- What did he see?
He saw that we are four
of us and oldie is alone.
He will go inside
and call the police.
Then let's run.
Yes. Anyway we haven't
come to buy the bungalow.
No... no... no... no!
You know if there is
any noise then I feel...
...as if our grandson
Sameer has come.
When Sameer will come he
will come in broad day light.
He will not come at
night like a thief.
Wonder whether he will come or not.
He will come... he will come.
America is not close by. You know
it take 22 hours even by plane.
Here it has been 22 years
I had seen him when he was small.
"I know and you are just
living waiting for him, right?"
Why not he is our
only grandson and...
...if you go to see then
he is our only heir. Really.
See let him come whenever he comes.
But till he comes we
will have to live...
"...being each other's
support, right?"
One... tell me one thing.
"When he will come,
how will recognize him?"
You don't worry I am sure.
- Yes.
We... we will feel it on our own.
"Come on, it's very
late lets go to sleep."
Switch off the lights.
What difference does it make
whether there is light or darkness?
We are destined for nights
24 hours a day. - Yes.
Then why did you take
a torch and go outside?
Yes. So that the thieves
don't get to know...
...that two blind people
stay in this bungalow.
Hey the oldie fooled
us they both are blind!
They are not deaf.
"Kalengoor, last bus stop.
- Last bus stop."
Chapel lane. Last bungalow.
- Last bungalow.
The name of the bungalow?
Shanti Niketan.
- Not Nari Niketan it's Shanti Nike...
I said Shanti Niketan only.
- Shanti Niketan.
Which floor?
- Who came? Who came?
He is asking which floor.
- Is your top floor empty or what?
I said bungalow... bungalow!
He is asking for which floor!
Two people stay there an
old man and an old lady.
Both are blind.
- Blind! Your work will be done.
Hey where is Gopal?
What are you thinking of?
- There is an idea.
What if I enter
the house as Sameer?
Hey what if they get to know then?
They can't see whatever face it
is what difference does it make?
No... no it's a sin to do such.
Hey think it's such a big bungalow.
Our lives will be made. No
problem of food and drinks!
But you both will
have to stay as Lucky.
What do you mean?
I mean that you both will have to
stay as dumb and deaf like Lucky.
No one will speak. Only I will speak.
- Thank you.
My head is blasting after
hearing them talk. Hey!
Hey see I won't be able
to do this. I am going.
Hey where are you
going? Hey leave me.
Hey what are you guys doing!
- You won't listen!
Where are you going?
- Are you all not ashamed!
Hey! Hey who is it? Who...
Who... who is it?
Who are you? Say!
Say! Who are you! Who are
you? Who are you, thief!
I will call the
police. Police. Thief!
Who are you, tell! Tell or
else I will call the cops, tell!
I... I... - Who I? - I... I...
I... - Who I? - You are grandpa.
Who are you, thief?
- I... I... I am Sameer.
Sameer? Who Sameer?
- Sameer your grandson!
Sameer!
- My grandson?
My grandson, you came from America!
So why didn't you say as yet?
- Surprise... surprise!
Surprise.
How did you come?
Flying. - You flied? - In
the plane... in the plane.
You came all of a sudden. You
should have said that you are coming.
You should have written a letter.
Or you should have told someone.
You should have called.
- I saw Swades movie so I came.
Swades. Hey Swades
in Videsh
Now you stop your military
investigation. - Yes... yes... yes.
My grandson has come
after so many years.
Let him at least breath
easy. Come... come son, come.
Come. You have come after so many
years come. -Be careful of the sofa.
Come sit... sit. You have
flied you must be tired.
Sit... sit... sit - That's it.
-Hey where are you going, sit... sit.
Where is your luggage?
- I have brought them.
I have three suitcases.
Keep them inside there
are many thieves here.
Which flight did you come in?
- That... from America!
New York to Goa!
- Now Goa is direct?
You stay in Chicago, right?
That... I shifted.
- You shifted, ok.
Where did you stay in New York?
That New York...
- That is there.
Where do you stay? Where?
- There.
Where do you stay in
the whole of New York?
Jhasi's queen!
- Jhasi's queen?
Fire torch! I don't stay
close to Balasaheb's house.
Statue! - Statue?
-Statue of Bata... Bata.
Lib... liberty's statue. Next to
statue of liberty. - Ok.
Statue of liberty, ok.
But the statue is in water.
From when?
- From always or even that shifted?
No I was joking
I open the window...
...of the house
then I can see that.
Ok so you have a house facing that.
How nice would it have been if
your parents would have come.
What happened? What happened!
Grandpa, there was a cat.
- Was it a cat or a bull?
Is that cat Chinese?
Hey you keep quiet! - You talk
like this with your grandpa!
Where are your values?
Can't grandpa joke on a cat?
You have learnt this
from aboard and come?
Hey you stop!
- Stop? Who went? Who went?
"Grandpa, not stop,
hunger... hunger."
He must be hungry he has
come from so far away.
"You wait, son. I will just cook
food and come. - Four plates."
Why four plates?
That... that I have carried three
suitcases with me so I am hungry.
"Three suit cases
four plates, right."
"No... no... no... no not four
today in one plate only you, I..."
...and your grandpa
will have food together.
Yes... yes.
- Ok bring the food fast.
Why is your voice
coming from far away?
"That grandpa,
that... my stomach..."
...is empty so my voice is echoing.
"Ok, it is echoing.
- God! He has gone crazy."
"You still didn't tell me
your postal address, son."
Listen.
- Yes.
Remove the box of clarified
butter from top for me.
Yes.
- Go remove the box.
Yes grandson has come so today
there will be pure clarified butter.
"Otherwise no oil, no clarified
butter for me. Dry bread."
Hey!
I don't want to stay here!
If we stay with him we will
direct land up in prison.
I am going.
"You cannot go anywhere,
you are my half body!"
What do you mean that
I am your half body?
I mean for the oldie you are
Sameer by body and I am from voice.
Yes and these blinds
are very smart.
Once when they touch anyone
they never forget that touch.
"And even voice, now it
will go on in the same way."
"I cannot do this.
- You will have to do it, Laxman."
"Now this will only go on.
- Oh God, what a life have you given."
Now what will happen to me?
Nothing will happen; you are
living such a life from so long.
You speak on my
signals! Hey keep quiet!
"And Gopal, your this
plan is going to flop."
I am sure that these
two oldies are not blind.
"That oldie was looking
at me like this, you know!"
Staring widely! - Hey blind
people look this way only.
Hey no that old lady
also winked at me.
She winked at you?
- Yes.
That means that
she is 100o/o blind.
She is not!
- Hey you!
See keep quiet or
else I will make you...
...unconscious and
then take you inside!
See I...
"Hey! - Sameer dear, the
food is ready. - Shut up!"
Hey my voice. - Sorry...
sorry. - And whose body? - Mine.
Boss... boss... boss!
What is it?
- Sattu has come. Sattu!
A toad in the sea?
- Sattu Supari! O my God.
"Hey! Supari, my born
killer! How do you come, man?"
What come... come? I have
just escaped from being less.
You know that! - What! - Can't
you give me full information!
Two blind! Two blind! Who will
say that they have four bodyguards!
How?
Then! Hey they hit the
coconut with such an aim...
...that if they go for Olympics
they will make India proud.
What?
- They will make India proud!
"Hey why are you yelling, what
do you think that I am deaf?"
Shut up!
What... what have
you thought of ahead?
"What have I thought, I will
remove an x-ray of my skull."
And... and I will
take a pain killer.
"Will take a pain killer,
you just do that only."
I will hire another
professional killer. Go.
Hey! - What! - Give Sattu
Supari another chance please!
This time I will go fully prepared.
- You will go?
Yes.
- Then go.
Hey why are you walking like this?
Has a nail ever been stuck
on your back side? - No.
Then you cannot understand my pain.
You all cannot understand
my pain. I am going.
"On that right side, it's
much deeper that side. Yes."
Stop walking! Listen to me!
No! I won't listen to anybody!
You guys have got me stuck here.
On top of that you don't
allow me to eat too.
Today I will jump from
here and commit suicide.
Hey! Lami!
"My Laxman, if you died then
what will happen to Nirupa Roy?"
Nirupa Roy?
I will call your mother Nirupa Roy.
I can't call her Aishwaria Rai.
This building is of 2 floors.
"If you survived by
mistake, then do you..."
...how much expense
you will have to incur?
"As it is, our financial
status is not good."
Keep quiet! Because
of you I am starving!
And it is better to commit
suicide than to starve!
Listen! Where will
your counting end?
At 3. 2...
This is not 'Sholay' type suicide.
He is really going to die.
He can't pee in the dark.
And he will commit suicide!
23/4.
Hey! Hey!
What about me if you die?
I won't be able to speak!
And who will do my dubbing?
Then come. You too come.
It is better to end
our lives forever.
I am leaving.
"Hey, Lucky. You
have time, don't you?"
Do one thing. Get another
pack of snacks for me.
Cold drink.
Indian burger for me. Less spicy.
"You were going to
die, weren't you?"
I will eat and then I will die.
I will not die with empty stomach.
Otherwise you will have acidity.
- You!
"If you die, then
give me your watch."
"Now if you won't die,
then I only will push you!"
What a friend you are!
You are not letting me
to die peacefully too!
You can live peacefully
after your death!
This is too much! I will not die!
- Go!
I am dead!
- Without jumping?
Oh God! She is that
girl on the stairs!
What! There is a CD on her?
No! We had seen her
on the stairs that day!
Look! Other corpses too
are standing in the queue.
Cheap guys!
Shameless!
Aren't they ashamed to see
a girl changing clothes?
"I know! There is no decency
in this world! - Yes, buddy!"
They peep in other's houses!
- Yes.
What is she doing! We were looking!
Fool!
Gopal doesn't know the difference
between buying and making alcohol.
Today I will drink
to my heart's content.
"Exactly my sentiments, buddy!"
Why are you sitting woebegone?
- Then why should I do?
"You guys don't let me eat,
drink or commit suicide."
Keep quiet!
Look at this! You guys
don't even let me wail!
Sameer!
Sameer!
I hope the food was sufficient.
Did you eat properly?
I hope the food was sufficient.
Why don't you say something?
I think you are feeling sleepy.
"I lost my slumber a long time
back, dear. A long time back."
Say something. Why are you angry?
I think you didn't like the
food cooked by your grandma.
What to do?
Since the time she has
lost her eyesight...
...she adds sugar instead of
salt and salt instead of sugar.
Sometimes I too drink salty tea.
Say something. Why
don't you speak up.
I think you are like your father.
Till the time I wouldn't
beat him 10 times...
...he wouldn't speak.
Say! Say! Say!
Say!
I too had beaten your father
a lot when he was a kid!
Say something!
I think you like beatings from
your grandpa! Say something!
"Grandpa, there was
betel leaf in the mouth."
I was searching
for a place to spit.
I see! You must have
spited at a nice place.
You eat betel leaf in America too?
It is available there.
"What do you think
of America, grandpa?"
In each nook and corner.
What chatting is going on
between the grandpa and grandson?
Nothing! I was asking how
is everybody in America.
And how is America.
Everything is fine in America.
- I see!
And they both?
Who?
With whom you stay.
Parents!
- Your parents!
They are fine. They are good.
They miss you both a lot.
"If they miss us, then
why didn't they come?"
"If they had come, then how
would you have missed them today?"
What does Sujata say about me?
Sujata? Who?
- Fool! Forgot your mother's name!
Sujata! Who!
- Fool! Your mother! Your mom!
"Grandpa, she is fine."
I have been calling her
as mother since childhood.
So I don't remember her name.
She misses you both a lot.
Can I go to sleep? - What!
Actually I have come from
such a far off place...
I see! Jetlag! Jetlag!
He is tired!
"Grandma, bed sheets."
Everything is there
in the cupboard.
4 bed sheets.
Why 4?
- Why 4?
It is very cold in America.
So since childhood I have the
habit of taking 4 bed sheets.
Go! It is lying in the cupboard!
"You will need it for cold and hot
weather. Go, dear. Go to sleep."
"Goodnight, grandpa."
Hey! Have you forgotten
the custom of the house?
'Jai Shree Krishna'.
'Jai Shree Krishna"
-"Jai shree Krishna." grandpa.
'Jai Shree Krishna'!
'Jai Shree Krishna'!
He forgets his mother's name.
But he remembers goodnight.
Forget it!
Why does he need 4 bed sheets?
There must be some reason.
Why are you after it!
"There are only 3 bed sheets here.
- Not 3, 2!"
"But we are 4 people.
-Mind-blowing! Not 2, 1! Thanks."
But...
Go away! Even I need a bed
sheet! Otherwise I can't sleep!
"You need slumber, not bed sheet
to go to sleep. Go to sleep."
"Life sucks, buddy."
'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!
Who is it?
'Vande Mantram'!
- Keep quiet!
What are you doing! Keep quiet!
- 'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!
Keep quiet! -What has happened!
Have you gone mad!
Were you seeing 'Mangal Pandey'!
Was somebody hanging you?
- I was seeing a dream.
"I saw that the old
lady, the old man..."
...and you all were
trying to kill me.
We all have not joined hands.
But we do want to kill you!
Sameer!
Sameer!
What freedom are you fighting
for in the middle of the night?
Huh?
Actually...
26th January is approaching
soon. I was rehearsing for that.
I see! 26th January!
It has gone. A few days ago.
15th August is going to come.
- Yes. 15th August! 15th August!
"Tell me one thing. You
are Sameer, aren't you?"
No! I am Ajay Devgan! Why!
"Grandpa, I am Sameer! Your
Sameer! Why are you asking?"
Because since the time you
have returned from America...
...you haven't asked about the box.
"Box? Box! Yes, grandpa!
Where is the box? I forgot."
That box is there. It
is where it should be.
Hmm.
You go to sleep. You go to sleep.
What is there?
"It is a mattress,
grandpa. Mattress."
Mattress.
Too much of dirt.
Yes.
Dry it in the sun.
Dry the mattress.
"Jai Shree Krishna', grandpa!"
Goodnight. Sleep tight.
"Not box! If there was a pistol,
then I would have shot him."
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
It's paining a lot? Where
is it hurting? Show me!
Who is there? Who is there?
I am there. What happened?
Why did you whistle?
- Whistle?
"Darling, after 40
years of marriage..."
...husband can only shoot
his wife. But not whistle.
Who is there? What happened?
"Nothing, grandpa. Chinese cat."
Chinese cat. Chinese cat.
Cat!
- Go!
"What?
- Grandpa, cat!"
It will drink all the milk!
"I am observing, dear."
You have forgotten to
seek elder's blessings too.
Come. Touch my feet.
Actually... grandpa!
What! Come! Come!
Seek my blessings.
Actually... grandpa!
- What! Seek my blessings.
Come! Seek my blessings! Come!
Stand straight!
Will you talk like
this with your grandpa?
You will say stand straight! Fool!
"I... was talking to God, grandpa."
I was performing the veneration.
Where you performing the
veneration or scolding your grandpa.
Come! Come! Seek
my blessings! Come!
What happened?
"Chinese cat, grandpa!"
Wow!
Why are you sitting here?
You know he is in trouble
there! What are you doing here!
Oh, God!
Mind-blowing!
I had sent you guys to bring
him! What are you both doing here?
We are seeing a rape.
- Where?
There!
We have found a good chance.
We will save the
girl and impress her!
Your idea is great!
Let's go!
- Come on!
Babies..
Salman Khan is coming!
Jackie Chan also!
- Wait! Wait!
Buggers.
I want to be Salman Khan.
You all will make me P.T. Usha.
What is the need to run?
We will call the cap?
Watchman?
Police! Police! Yes! Nice
idea! We will call the police!
Nonsense.
First the heroes enter!
And then the police!
Ring the bell! Ring the
bell! Where is the bell?
Is it a temple?
- Oh yeah! From the back!
"Wait, rapist! Your hero has come!"
Hero?
- Yes.
The hero breaks the glass and
makes the entry in the Hindi movies.
It is a great idea!
- Who will be the scapegoat?
Me!
Mummy!
Who are you all!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
"Come on, boys! Come on."
Are you looking at us angrily?
Or your face is like this?
At least thank us for
saving you from the rapists.
Shut up! Who are you all!
And how dare you all come in!
You all ruined the rehearsals!
- Sorry!
It implies they
were not raping you?
Oh God! No! This is
the theme of our drama!
What did I do?
- Aren't you ashamed!
For spreading such rumors!
Such a beautiful girl. Such...
- Item...
Such a rich girl! Decent girl!
I am ashamed of you guys!
"Sorry, ma'am! I beg your pardon."
"You... continue. Continue...
sir, continue raping her."
Please! Please! Please! Go on!
Please! Please! Go on! Please.
- Your sister is calling.
Great! I didn't do anything.
I am a decent man. I was
roaming on the terrace.
"Drying my vessels.
Sorry, drying my clothes."
He!
- Hey!
He!
- No!
He came and told me
that a girl is there...
...and 4-5 guys
have pounced on her.
Even I was wondering
that you don't rape...
...by putting on the music system.
I am very sorry.
This is not my fault.
Liar! Cheater! I am sorry! Really!
Not I! Not I! I came... he told me.
He told me that a few guys
are raping that item girl.
Let's go and help her.
To help her. To help her.
Aren't you ashamed to spread such
cheap things about a decent girl?
Hey!
Keep quiet! God has given
you the ability to speak!
It doesn't mean that you
will talk rubbish! Get out!
She is asking you to leave. Come.
I said get out!
- We are leaving!
"Excuse me, ma'am.
It is your fault."
What do you mean?
"Your acting was so
real, that we couldn't..."
...stop ourselves from saving you.
Gopal makes us toil so much.
And he himself bosses
around and he relaxes.
Hey You both are quiet!
That's why I too am quiet.
Otherwise I would have...
You guys can just threaten
and not do anything else.
"If I lost my mind, then
I will break his teeth!"
You guys are laughing! You
guys think that I am jesting!
Let him come in front of me...
"I will tell him that whatever
she is doing, that is fine."
"And Gopal, these
two scoundrels..."
...are provoking me
against you. Do you know?
"If you will beat me, then
I won't wash the vessels."
You are not washing it properly.
"Look, this is not
clean. Clean it again."
Come on! Come on! Come on!
They both are blind.
They won't know whether
it is clean or dirty.
"Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"
"Hail Krishna! Hail
Krishna! Hail Krishna!"
The worship is over?
Isn't it strange?
- What happened?
Since the time Sameer
has returned home...
...he doesn't allow
us to do any work.
He had stayed in America.
And there you have to
do everything yourself.
Really?
- Yes.
"Greetings, grandpa.
Greetings, grandma."
Niraali. Take the offerings.
"Grandma, can I get some pickle?"
There is enough!
Your grandma's pickle
has still tied me here.
Otherwise a long time back...
Again you have started.
You sit. I will get the pickle.
"Okay.
- Come, dear."
"Come, grandpa."
What's the matter?
Grandma seems to be very happy today.
She is bound to be.
"Her grandson, Sameer has
returned from America."
Really!
- "Grandpa, did you call me?"
I never called you.
You have come uninvited.
You?
"Grandpa, your hot water for
bathing is ready. Let's go."
"Come, dear. With your
support... where did you go?"
Come. It will get cold.
- Yes! Yes!
"Come. - Dear, you sit.
I will take a bath and come."
Come.
- Okay.
Is there a towel inside?
Or do I have to use my dhoti?
Go inside. Everything is there.
So you...
- There is so much work!
What! - I have to do grandpa
and grandma's work!
"By the way, what do
you do in America?"
I... I... in America...
I fly the kite. - What!
I mean I make kites.
I have a factory of kites.
Factory of kites! Strange!
"It is strange here.
But in America, it is in demand."
Less of flight and
more of kites fly.
Let's go out.
Please.
- I don't mind.
- Please, come.
Please come.
Your interest lies in what?
Did you hear that? Your
interest lies in what?
He has come down to kissing
in the first meeting.
Let's go and see what he is doing!
- Come!
I mean what is your hobby?
Music! Abhijeet Sawant!
He is my favorite!
Mine too.
- I see.
He plays guitar well.
Guitar? He is a singer! He sings.
Really?
- Yes.
Then who is the one who
plays the guitar in the back?
In the back? What do I know?
- Forget it!
That... your four sisters...
- Sisters?
I see! They! They
are not my sisters.
We all are paying
guest. We stay together.
I was wondering what
your father does. - What?
I mean what is his profession?
He has a business in Ahmedabad.
I see. And what do you do?
I want to be a fashion designer.
Right now I am awaiting my result.
By the way nowadays we are
organizing a couple's car race.
We will donate the money
to people affected by rains.
That day I too got
drenched so much.
But you were in America.
What! Yes! Yes! Come!
- You are a jolly person!
That day if I too had got drenched
here would you have helped me too?
Of course!
What I was saying...
- Yes.
The couple's car race that we are
organizing I had given this idea.
I love speed! You know!
And I will support
Monty in tomorrow's race.
Monty? Who? That rapist?
Yes. He is my good friend.
- I see!
And I am sure that he will win!
"By the way, I have
never been defeated."
Really? Then do one thing.
You too participate tomorrow.
Yes! -I don't have the license.
Somebody laughed.
- I don't have license of this place.
I have America's license.
I don't have license of this place.
So I was saying...
Who has locked the
door from outside?
Open the door!
- There!
I will come. You don't go.
- No! No! I am here only.
Open the door.
Hi!
- You all...
We live here only.
- Here?
Actually we want to ask
many things from you.
"For the moment,
forgiveness will be fine."
Thank you. Sorry.
Me too.
Actually we ruined your rehearsal.
They couldn't even rape you
properly. Very sorry about that.
Its okay!
And you will not say sorry.
Right?
He will not speak! He will
never speak! He is like this.
"By the way let me introduce you
to my darling servant, Lucky."
"My laundry boy, Laxman.
And my cook, Madhav."
"Say hi, boys! Say hi!
- Hi!"
They are your servants!
They have worn good clothes.
I guess you pay them well.
- Actually I...
"Let's go, Niraali. We will talk
on the way. Come. - Okay."
Put this in the vase!
Come! Come! Come!
"Back to work, boys! Back to work!"
This Gopal!
He makes us the servant!
And he went away with her!
How far will he go? He doesn't
know how to drive the car.
I will win tomorrow's race.
- What do you mean?
And my trophy will be Niraali!
But where will the car
come for us useless people?
I will arrange for that too.
What are you doing?
"50! 50! How much! 50! '
Excuse me, sir."
Madhav!
- Hi!
Aren't you Madhav!
No! He is calling you Madhav!
Then he will call you Laxman!
Then he will call you
Gopal! No! Absolutely no!
This is Ceo.
- And that's Dinky!
"Madhav, did he recognize us?"
Uhh?
What is the lady saying?
She is saying that
she wants a nice car.
A car that will suit my Dinky!
- Oh!
"I see! Ma'am, look
at this. 1965 model!"
"Ceo, is he talking about the
car" or telling us his birthday!
Dinky is so funny! She is so funny!
Ceo. Really! Come here!
"Ma'am, look at that. A
nice model. Just like you."
Let's see the model. Forget her.
- Come.
- Come.
"Na Na Na"
- Oh!
Look at this! The
latest and speed car!
It is in demand in the market.
And there is no such
goods in the market too.
"We don't want goods, we
want car. We have goods."
And I will have to test drive it.
Yes. Can we test drive it? Please.
Let's take a test drive.
- Thank you.
Will you sit on my lap?
- Hold this!
- Oops!
Take the chequebook.
Fill in the amount.
"See you soon.
- Bye, cartoon."
Oops! Sorry, wrong man!
- Bye, sweetie!
- Come on."
"Careful, Dinky."
Dinky! Take a small
test drive. Dinky!
"Golmaal!"
Receipt for Ganpati's charity.
"Hey, Dinky! You conned me!"
"Good afternoon, friends!"
Welcome to Castrol
GTX motor chase 2006.
We are thankful to all of you.
That you all participated
in this rally for...
...the 26th July Rainfall Relief.
And to increase the
excitement of this race's...
...the winner of this race will
receive a cheque prize of 5 lakhs.
You won't be able to defeat Monty.
He seems to be a professional.
Even I am a professional!
Look at my idea!
Yey! Baby!
"Golmaal."
Come on!
"Golmaal!"
Faster!
Faster! Faster!
Got the steering! Got it.
Hi!
Hi!
Its petrol is not getting over.
What
Our petrol will get over!
Monty! The petrol is over! Oh God!
What is happening!
Run quickly!
Why are you not saying anything?
There is so much
petrol in your car!
Please!
My honor is at stake!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
For Niraali's sake! Come
on! A little bit more!
Little more.
Come on.
We won!
Amazing.
Nonsense!
I saw your driving!
You should participate in a
bullock race! Not a car race!
"Niraali, I don't know how the
petrol got over in the car."
If you don't have the
money to buy the petrol...
...then why did you
participate in the car race!
Relax!
- You have made a mockery of me too!
We are meeting for lunch.
I will explain then.
Lunch and with you! I will
not even have tea with you!
"Niraali, listen!"
Leave me! Leave me!
Now I call on stage the winner
of Castrol GTX motor chase 2006.
Mr. Madhav Singh Ghai!
Madhav! - Madhav!
- Madhav! - Madhav!
Yes!
Thank you! Thank you!
And here comes the
cheque of 5 lakhs.
Yeah! Yeah!
Now as decided Mr. Madhav
Singh will donate the amount...
...to 26th July Rainfall
Relief Charitable Trust.
Wow! He is so handsome. No?
"You are also not
any less, darling!"
Will you come for 9-12?
You! It is your
hobby to tease girls!
Shut up!
Why didn't you tell her
something? You can't speak.
I was just jesting!
Why are you feeling bad?
You know! You should be driving.
Do you know Shubash Ghai?
He is my close relative.
But he is not launching me.
And I want to be an actor.
So unwillingly I only have to
produce and direct the film.
'Uima! '
- What happened?
It is the name of my
movie! My movie's name!
And I am the hero.
Then what were you
doing in Shanti Niketan?
Ohh...
I am a method actor! Method actor!
You see I am making
a movie on servants.
And I wanted to know
servants closely. Yes!
I see! So you are a perfectionist?
Always! Always!
You must have seen how I had
stopped at the race line. - Yes!
Neither in the front nor
on the back. Just perfect.
Right?
Do you have lunch? Will
you have lunch with me?
Today I... I mean...
- No! No! No!
"Look, my perfectionist
heart will break."
Like how you broke
the petrol's tank.
"Golmaal!"
Oh my god!
Its mine!
"This prize belongs
to you, Niraali."
This fool had made
a hole in your tank!
So that you lose this race!
His face is like mine!
There is another like me!
Idiot! I had taught you driving!
- Liar!
Not to cheat!
- You are lying!
What I thought of you and
what you turned out to be!
"Let it be, Niraali."
It is futile to lock horns
with such filthy people.
"We will spoil our mood. Come,
I will escort you home. Come."
You can sit anywhere.
I will not spare you!
Excuse me!
Lunch? What about lunch?
Where are you going?
We will have to do something
about this Gopal kid!
What about the kid?
He is still not born?
Do something about Gopal.
But what can you do?
You want to say that
I can't do anything!
No! No! You can do something.
In front of him you
can plead and implore.
"You are talking
too much, you dumb!"
What is his fault?
Vent out your anger on him.
If you have masculine powers.
Then.
I have masculine powers.
I will not spare him!
Try it.
- You too!
Yes! That day Gopal call you a
'Bawarchi' in front of Niraali.
"Still you kept quiet.
Yes, but what can you do?"
You know why I kept quiet that day!
Because 'Bawarchi'
was a great success!
So many people have
remade that movie!
Otherwise I wouldn't
have spared him! I swear!
Yes.
"In spite of wining the race,
you couldn't impress the girl."
"But what can he do, Lucky?"
You are talking too much!
Listen!
- Forget it!
But what can you do?
What I can do!
I... have decided.
- You have made a correct decision.
You can't do anything!
I can't do anything!
I can't do anything!
Now I will show you
what I can do! I will...
What can I do?
What can I do?
"You can break his
bones, break his teeth..."
"...make him crippled, if
you are one father's son."
No! - What?
You are not one father's son!
Not that! All this used
to happen in 1980's movies.
Breaking legs. I will break his skull!
It is a slow torturous death!
Really? He is exaggerating.
What did dumb say?
He is saying that you
are doing the right thing!
We can't say that in front of him!
See to it that he doesn't survive.
If he survives then
we won't survive.
Are you encouraging
me or scaring me?
No. You be strong.
You just wait.
I will smash his skull in such
a way that he will become blind.
He will keep on saying
sorry for his entire life.
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
His skull will smash.
Good! He will become blink.
You will go in the prison.
I am not interested in
this. Niraali will be mine.
Hey!
- He has come!
Hey! I want to pee!
"Fine, I will keep
the bathroom ready."
You first go and smash his head!
- Thank you.
I thrash him! I thrash
him! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!
Let's go and check! Come!
- We are with you! Come!
Hide your face.
What have you done?
I think you have killed him!
I didn't kill him.
I just smashed with the rod.
But you were only
going to make him blind.
He is lying unconscious.
Who is he?
Did you see a ghost?
No
Who is he!
What is he saying?
"Today you won't say
anything, my friend."
He is saying that he is hungry.
Keep quiet!
I will...
- Where did he go?
I am asking who was he!
- Is grandpa in some mess?
I didn't expect this from grandma.
No! It could be grandpa too.
But Gopal you are very nice.
"Nobody will hit you with the
rod. Come, I will serve dinner."
Have you cooked the dinner?
- You have become so thin.
You go. You take a holiday.
You can't do anything.
Go somewhere. I have
some other plan. Go.
Go.
Hail Mother Mary!
Get lost.
"Grandpa, shall I do more?"
"Grandpa, have you
quarreled with somebody?"
Quarreled?
Where will the blind
man go to fight?
It is an extended life. We
are fighting with ourselves.
I mean loan or something?
I had given a loan. To
your father. He repaid that.
He sent you here.
Grandpa! Grandma!
I am back.
You have arrived.
Hmm.
Oh!
You have arrived.
- Grandmother, grandfather."
Bless you bless you.
How did you come back again?
- By ship.
Okay.
Did you not have the
money to come in a flight?
"I had grandfather,
I was just going..."
...to set up my business but
my fate turned against me.
All of it became Loss Angeles.
Los angeles.
"Sameer, this is
our servant Pandu."
"Okay Mr. Pandurang, when
will you go back now?"
"Come on grandfather,
now I will..."
...spend the rest of my
life here near your feet.
The poor guy works and saves...
...up money and then goes
to Dubai to do business.
And then looses everything
and comes back here.
What is this grandfather?
What is this?
I went for a few day and
you kept a new servant.
Not fair.
This is not a servant this is our
grandson Sameer. - Stupid.
You had seen him in the childhood.
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.
"Sameer, you are so grown up now."
You have become a
man no from a child.
Even you have become
a monkey from a man.
Who are you?
- He is Sameer.
You had seen him in the childhood.
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.
"Oh, this is Sameer."
Who is this?
- He is Sameer.
You had seen him in the childhood.
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.
"Okay, he is Sameer, he is Sameer."
Yes.
He is Sameer.
He is Sameer.
- Who is this?
I told you that I am Sameer.
You had seen him in the childhood.
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.
Correct.
- I accept that you are Sameer.
But who are the remaining three?
Three?
You have come drunk again
in this house Pandurang.
That is why I was
thinking grandfather...
...that why is he shaking so much.
You keep quiet.
"Grandfather,
grandfather not three..."
...but there are four Sameer's.
Grandfather he can
see four Sameers now.
Four?
What have you mixed Pandurang.
Tell me what did
you drink? Tell me!
Grandfather, I did not mix
anything I swear by my mother.
You are swearing by
your mother after being drunk.
"Grandfather I will show you,
I mean I will let you smell."
What happened? - Grandfather
he cannot even walk properly.
It is useless to talk to him.
- Listen we have to go to the temple.
Yes.
Sameer dear. - Yes.
- Will you take us?
This Pandu has become useless.
You passport size photo.
If you want to live here
then mind your own business.
"Sameer dear, today my
wish is finally fulfilled."
"Here take this, break
this into small..."
...changes and distribute
them in the poor.
It is a thousand rupees note.
Come.
"Sorry grandmother, but
I am the biggest poor here."
Sorry Lord.
"It is the last.
- Oh Lord, oh Lord."
"Grandfather you, I as
about to come to your house."
"Why, is all the pickles finished?"
"No, no actually
there is a dance..."
...competition in my college in
which I am going to take part.
And I want to win this
competition at any cost.
Yes.
That is why I wanted your blessing.
You do have our blessings.
"You will surely win it, okay."
Okay but only blessings will not do.
- Then?
Both of you will also have to come.
"Dear, both of us cannot
come, Sameer is there."
Sameer will surely come.
Okay?
"All the best, dear."
- Come home. Okay.
- All the best, dear.
"No, because they
are blind they..."
...brought me here
thinking that I was Sameer.
"I did not want to
hurt them, you..."
...also please don't
tell them anything.
For some time even I will get the
love of grandfather and grandmother.
"And yes, best of luck
for the dance competition."
I will pray to Lord that
he should make you win.
- Thank you. Bye.
- Bye, see you."
What were you searching for?
Umm...
Four anas, it had fallen."
I was searching for it.
He is saying that you had not
come in this room yesterday.
When did he say?
"The wind was blowing,
the four anas..."
...must have come here
I will look for it later.
"Listen, what were
you searching for?"
- Me, nothing.
- If I will hit you even once."
Then you will break up into pieces.
I told you that I was not
searching for anything.
You people.
- Have you ever seen a gang?
No. - Do you want
to see? - Okay.
You don't know what a big
mistake you all are making.
If I hit you even once from the
back of my hand you will die.
There is also no hospital nearby.
I will go I will go.
I will go and teach him a lesson.
I understood.
You go.
- You are the hero.
That is why I don't
want to get beaten up.
Let us forgive him.
- You can go we forgive you.
You give and look
for your four annas.
- Go.
- Go.
"You lizards, gang bang."
I banged the whole banged together.
"Get up, it is your good luck
that I am not well today."
Otherwise I would have beaten...
"...so badly, I would have
bitten you so badly, get up."
Get up.
Seems like the blind man has put...
...together an army or eunuchs.
Wait!
"What did he say?
- He is saying that, wait!"
Scaring us with his snake moves.
I'll swallow you all.
You will swallow us?
I'll show you. - Take this
kick!
Did you see Superman or not?
This is called gangbang.
What were you searching for?
A suitcase and the key to its lock.
You work here isn't it? Don't
you know where the suitcase is?
Keep a distance.
The old man. The old
man is very cunning.
He can hide the suitcase anywhere.
Manner less, aren't you ashamed
that you call your master cunning.
Come on get out of here.
Or I will put you in the
cooker and sound the whistle.
Aah!
Tell him to talk with respect okay.
Stupid he is talking to you
with respect. - I see.
"Aren't you ashamed, the house..."
...where you grew up you
look to break that house.
"You Shakti Kapoor,
and you are doing that."
I will see everybody.
- First take...
...your hands out of your
pants then see everybody.
Leave him. - Made me
Charlie Chaplin from a snake.
Suitcase.
-Suitcase. - Suitcase.
I don't even have one percent time.
Tomorrow there is a dance competition
and I have to practice for that.
Dance competition.
-Dance competition. - Quiet.
Grass cutting competition.
The bungalows that
are here, their..."
...owners have arranged a
special competition that is all.
Grass cutting competition.
"Tell me the truth, otherwise
I will beat you up so badly."
when you'll stand up.
People will say that
how well he is dancing.
No there is a dance competition
in which I am going to take part.
With whom? - Niraali.
- With Niraali.
Where did he go?
- Let him go.
Leave it. - Yes. - You
don't have any interest.
No. -Good.
"Golmaal"
Oh!
What happened to the music?
- Why are you asking me?
What is happening Monty?
- How would I know?
Please go and check it right now?
- Okay I will go and see.
What the hell.
"There is something-something
in my heart."
"There is something-something
in my heart."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."
"You please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"You please stay, please stay."
"You please stay, please stay."
"You please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Lest go till the sky, let
us go and touch the sky."'
"Let us explore the
world of dreams..."
"...until our heart is content."
"The rhythm that is
there in our heart."
"With that rhythm
let us win over..."
"...the world and make
them dance to along us."
"Ooo"
"Listen' listen always
to the heart my friend."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"You please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."
"Please don't leave me my beloved."
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay, please stay."
"Please stay in my heart."
"Save me, save me."
Where are both of them?
Oh my God!
"Sanju, doesn't Vasuli look
exactly like Sanjay Dutt?"
"Look, look I have
the money I swear."
"I have it in my
pocket, sorry it is..."
...not in my pocket I have given
it to my friend for safe keeping.
"They are there, here."
They were playing here just now.
"That red cap, red cap, red cap."
You are the rightful
owners of this win.
Where are the remaining three.
- The remaining three.
They are only my supporters
I am the main person. - Yes.
Okay.
I don't now what
would have happened...
...if you all would not
have come on the right time.
Maybe you had prayed to God with...
"...a pure heart for my win, isn't it?
- Yes, with a lot of honesty."
By the way I am an artist.
- Is it?
Yes.
And you? - I am very interested
in painting and dancing.
But just with art you
cannot run a home. -Yes.
That is why I even
do fashion designing.
Okay.
- My mother was a collector.
- Ticket collector?
"No, no a IAS officer."
Oh, sorry.
I spent my childhood in richness.
Then why did clean utensils in
grandfather and grandmother house?
Because my mother wanted me
to also become a collector.
And my want was Sadhna.
- Your girlfriend.
"No, no I mean the
devotion towards art."
That is why I decided
that no matter...
...how much I would
have to struggle...
...I will never ask
my mother for help.
I believe in goodness
and truthfulness.
That is very good thing.
I like good and truthful
people very much.
Do you even like me then?
Did you forgive him
for the lies he told?
What?
You had that dance competition...
...I don't know why he was so envy.
As soon as your show started he...
...cut the speaker wires
and took the CD out.
- This.
- Isn't this the one?
I will keep this.
- Leave it.
He is...
And said now I will
see how she wins.
"Then I explained to him,
you fool the show must go on."
All the dance that I thought
you when will you use that.
"And I pushed him, that
is when started dancing."
"Then I explained to him, that
now go and say sorry to her."
"You said sorry to her,
thank God you forgave him."
You see I cannot withstand lies.
You cheater! - He is joking.
- Shut up! - He is joking.
"Niraali, there is a lot of
space" on my bike you know that.
Should I give you a lift?
Come.
Please come
There is a lot of
space can I also come?
We all three will dance and
you will take the girl alone.
Hmm.
Vasuli.
Oh God!
Oye.
"Stupid, here take ten rupees."
It is 'Nag Panchami'
go and drink some milk.
Was saying that I knew
every corner of the house.
Nothing, you all can
do nothing at all.
I will have to do everything.
Huh.
Go and do.
Why are you crying like a girl?
Show some anger.
Are you a man or not?
Gopal made such a big fun of you.
Hmm.
And you kept quiet.
Did your mother gave
you education for this?
She only gave me education.
You did not let me give the exams.
We had left you alone
for giving the love exams.
And your love story
was about to be created.
And he ruined everything.
"Who ruined it, that stupid?"
But in front of Niraali
he even insulted you.
At least I made a
hole in Monty's car.
"What did you do?
-Dance. - Dance, yuck."
All you did was cut the wire.
He took advantage of my good will.
"Listen cut him, cut him.
-Wire. - Are you an electrician?"
Cut Gopal. - I cannot
cut anyone. - What?
You cannot cut anyone.
Did you forget what
all he did with you?
He snatched your room.
And after coming here he
even snatched your food.
He even snatched your life.
Yes.
Hey!
He even snatched your Niraali
from you. - Correct.
And do you remember that night.
When you did not have
a blanket to sleep with.
Do you know where
that blanket went?
Who took it? You lost the
blanket because of him.
If I would have been in you place.
"I would have bought a death
cloth for him, a death cloth."
Then come in my place.
I don't even have
money to buy poison.
You are crying for
such a small thing.
"Such a small thing,
I am there, your friend."
I will give you
money for the poison.
Really I am telling you the truth.
Really. - Yes.
- Then okay.
"Tea, tomorrow his morning
tea will be his last tea."
Yes.
What are you doing?
- Dance.
Oh.
"Golmaal"
Gopal. - Yes.
- Gopu. - Say!
Hot tea.
Give.
- Drink it. - Go from here.
"Golmaal"
"Golmaal"
Why are you staring
at me like dogs?
Have you seen my face
for the first time?
"For the last time. - Why, are you
committing suicide again?"
Gopu please don't
do so much hard work.
I cannot see it. You
please down for some time.
Please.
You flop actor. - What was the
need to call me a flop actor.
Whether I lie down or sit down
what difference does it make to you.
"You are right,
whether you lie down..."
...or sit it does not
make any difference to me.
But finally you are
going to become late.
Late Gopal.
- Madhav please don't trouble him.
How are you feeling?
I am feeling as if two mice's
are making noise in my ears.
He can hear noises.
- What else is happening?
Just once I propose to Niraali.
Then I will start a family.
"You don't think about Niraali
and the family, -I am there."
How are you feeling heath wise?
"Health wise, health wise
some thing is happening to me."
My right hand is itching.
"Right, first the left
leg will itch, then..."
...the right then the whole
body from the head to the body.
"You do, don't you know what
I do when my right hand itches?"
You scratch.
"No, I beat everyone up."
"No Madhav my brother,
don't hit him."
He is alive only for
a few moments now.
Come here you fool.
"You hit, you hit if you want
to die by hitting some one."
You go on hitting.
What are you doing? Why
are you hitting so hard.
What are you doing? This is the
place where I wear my glasses.
Why do you take
everything so seriously?
Laxman what did you do.
If he carries on
hitting us like this.
We will die before him.
"You stupid people, you are
troubling me since morning."
"I asked for tea, there
was only empty cup."
What happened?
Who is he?
I have no idea.
Seem like he drank the tea
that was meant for Gopal.
What happened? What is he saying.
He is saying that the tea Laxman...
...had made for you in that...
- I had...
...brought ice specially for Gopal.
And I had put spices in it
and also red chilly powder.
Are you making tea or a delicacy?
Shut up.
Making tea or soup.
Who?
He will not die so easily.
"I know those fools,
even the poison..."
...must have been a fake.
How will they save?
Hmm?
Till when will they
save themselves?
What is it?
- Grandfather.
What happened to your voice?
Oh... that...
I have a sore throat grandfather.
"Tel me one thing, what is the time?
- 12:05."
"Oh, it is already 12 o' clock."
12:05 come after 12 grandfather.
"After that 12:06, 12:07, 8, 9."
How is this? - No grandfather
I don't wear flowery garland.
And I don't have that habit.
"This is not for you, it
is for your grandmother."
"It is valentine's day.
- Yes, yes."
How will this be? Is it nice?
- Yes.
- Yes?
- Yes.
"Okay, okay."
"Nothing's gonna
change my love for you"
"Nothing's gonna
change my love for you"
"Yeyeee"
From where did you...
...get the thought of
giving me a flowery garland?
I knew that you would forget.
"But I have not forgotten,
happy valentine day."
"Today is valentines
day, that is..."
That is why I was
thinking that why are
...you giving me this
flowery garland so lovingly.
Happy Valentine's day.
How am I looking?
- You are looking very beautiful.
Listen..
We used to express on the
auspicious day in our days.
"What can I do times have
changed, modern times."
On valentines day when the
boy tells his girl I love you.
Then even the girl does not refuse.
She accepts it and
also says I love you.
You are too much.
What will Sameer say if he hears?
- What?
He will say that
even my love should...
...grow with life just like
grandmother and grandfather.
"Tell me one thing, is Sameer
really interested Niraali?"
You are...
"No, she really a very
nice girl Mangala."
"She is very nice,
whosever house she goes."
He will be very happy.
"That means I will have ton
propose to Niraali tonight, Hi."
Hi..
"They are mad, they
are saying that..."
...I should go and propose
to the girl tonight.
"Is that possible? - No.
-Shall we sleep. - Yes, come on."
"He is right, going to
a girl's in the night."
That will make a
very bad impression.
"Bad idea, we should go and sleep."
You go I will just finish my work.
- Come on.
Will we sleep together?
- Come on.
Come on today is valentines day.
"Golmaal"
"Golmaal"
"Golmaal"
Niraali.
- All of here at this time.
What is all this?
- Today is valentines day.
And it is already 12 o' clock.
- So?
So we have brought a gift for you.
You go.
-Go. - Here.
What is it?
- Pickles.
You like grandmother's
hand made pickles very much.
That is why I brought it myself.
And also this.
Will you go?
- No.
And this is from me. - What
is it? - See it for yourself.
"Please, with love.
- Toilet paper."
You brought toilet paper for me.
If he brought this here then
what will we I in the morning?
You think what will you do?
- Yes you are right.
No. No.
You don't see the toilet paper.
"See what is written on
it, that is not a design."
"Yes, there is something written."
"Looks like a contract.
- Yes contract, contract."
"Look, when Nirrali when
I will make my first film."
Niraali...
Then you will be the
leading lady in it.
And there will be a complimentar
air ticket for your mother.
And these two will
be the villain in it.
Please keep it
carefully. It's my heart.
"Can I go?
- Go, go nothing will happen."
Now what have you brought?
Rat poison. - I want you
to give it to me yourself.
And kill me.
- What?
"Yes, this is not a living."
All night I cannot sleep.
"If I try to sleep in the
morning, I see you preparing food."
Taking care of grandfather
and grandmother.
He wants a maid.
"When I go on the
terrace, I see..."
...you drying your
hair in the towel.
I cannot live like this.
You kill me by giving me this.
What are you doing?
Why are you troubling Niraali
for such a small thing.
"I am there, I will give
you poison and kill you."
What are you saying?
- I am helping my friend.
What is it now?
- If you will give us an answer.
Then there would be.
- A settlement between us.
How can I give an
answer in just a minute.
This is the question of my life.
Uhh...
I will do one thing.
I will come to your
house at 2 o' clock.
There I will say that who I love.
"It is 12:30 now, only
one and a half hour left."
"We will wait, take your
time, take your time."
"Not now, tomorrow afternoon
2 o' clock, tomorrow."
Oh!!
We will have to
wait for a long time.
Give it to back.
- Here.
Tomorrow when you come please...
...bring the bottle
of poison along.
If it is yes then they will use it.
"If it is no then I will use it.
- Yes, of course."
"Now bye. - Okay bye.
- Bye. - There, there."
"Please read the contract.
- Yes, yes I will read it."
"You, what are you doing here?"
Since when did he
start flirting with her?
You have brought a cheque.
You want to buy Niraali.
Bastard.
You are even worse than them.
Does he even have an account?
You have come to buy me.
"Get out I say get out.
- Get out, get out, get out."
What are all of you doing
here? You also get out.
Get out of here.
God.
Since when did you start
flirting with the girl?
And what is the use
of flirting with her.
Will you take him
along for romancing her?
I will not go.
- I only said.
You even started talking
after seeing the girl.
"I wrote, that you did not know
till today that I couldn't speak."
That is why you misunderstood me.
I am not like you all.
Okay.
Mangala.
- What happened?
What happened to your voice?
- I am Sameer.
Sameer.
Didn't you have sore throat?
- Now it is fine.
It is fine? I thought that
my wife has sore throat.
This old man is so boding!
"If I give a raw mango to him, it
will get converted into ripe mango."
Get rid of him! Niraali
is going to come.
Grandpa.
- Yes.
Your walking stick.
- Walking stick? Why?
Don't you want to go out?
- Out!
No! Why are you sending
me out? Somebody is coming?
Who? Nobody!
- I see! Niraali is going to come!
He is blind and this is the
state. If he was able to see...
Then I would have
seen who is coming.
It implies Niraali
is going to come.
"Now dear, I won't go anywhere."
Wow! Let Niraali come.
"Grandpa, Niraali is
not going to come."
I too used to get rid
of my father like this.
"Father, go to temple.
Go to the temple."
Did you have a love marriage?
"Yes, dear. It was the first love
marriage of an independent India."
First one.
- What about grandma?
Grandma too had a love marriage.
"No, you... how did
you enticed grandma?"
Entice... is a wrong word.
I mean to say how
did you do that...
...that expressing
your love to grandma.
"Expressing love? That is
an interesting story, dear."
Will it take time?
"No, but you will
have to hear it out."
I used to go to the jungle
in the morning. At 6:30.
There were no
bathrooms at that time.
Fool! Not bathroom.
I used to go for a walk.
There..
My destination was in the jungle.
I see. Mangala in the jungle.
Shut up! And follow me!
Grandpa's love story
is running too long.
Even Kumar Gaurav's love
story didn't run so long.
Hey!
How long will we have to walk?
Hey! Walk quietly! Did I tell
you to come in the flashback?
"Yes, grandpa. What happened next?"
"Then a turn came
in my life, dear."
What are you doing?
- Cow dung.
She looks like the
heroine of an art movie.
But she is our lady. It's
just that she is looking young.
Do you come here everyday?
You too pass this way everyday.
Why didn't you come yesterday?
Yesterday was Monday.
- Monday?
The cow doesn't give
the dung on Monday?
I go to the temple on Monday.
I have kept the fast of 16 Mondays.
My mother says that
I will get a good groom...
...if I fast for 16 Mondays.
When you have found Somnath...
...then what is the need to
fast for remaining 15 Mondays?
Wow! He is flirting with her!
Ishh!
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"
"Are you crazy about me?
- No."
"Are you some lover?
- No."
"Are you crazy about me?"
"Are you some lover."
"At least tell me what
work do you have with me?"
"Tell her that you love her."
"Why are you standing silently?"
"If we had been at your
place, we would have said it."
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"
"Why do you glance at my window?"
"Why do you talk only about me?"
"Why do you talk only about me?"
"Why do you glance at my window?"
"Why do you talk only about me?"
"You come for my sake.
- No."
"You sing songs.
- No."
"You come for my sake."
"You sing songs."
"What lies in your heart?
Only you know that."
"Don't feel shy."
"Call her near you."
"If we had been at your place,
we would have called her."
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"
"Why are you carrying a
gold bangle in your hand?"
"I will give it to you and
take you to my courtyard."
"Will you make me your beloved?
- Yes."
"Will you love me immensely?
- Yes."
"Will you make me your beloved?"
"Will you love me immensely?"
"Today I say that I love you."
"After expressing it,
where are you off to?"
"You should have thanked me."
"I hover around you like a bee."
"I glance at you so eagerly."
"Are you crazy about me?
- Yes."
"Are you some lover?
- Yes."
"Are you crazy about me?"
"Are you some lover."
"Today I say that I love you."
Then only did we get married.
"This is the story
of my love, dear."
Over?
No! After marriage
for the honeymoon...
Grandpa!
- Yes.
Grandma had actually
called you to the temple.
I think you have got bored.
"No problem, dear.
I will go to the temple."
But remember one thing
in the matter of girls.
"Your muscular courage...
- Give us, God."
Yes.
Brave or God
"Yes. Grandpa is there
otherwise. Good luck, dear."
"Thank you, grandpa."
"All the best.
- Thank you. Thank you, grandpa."
Don't lose hope.
I will go and shave.
How many times will you shave?
- "Not I, he is saying that."
Go ad open the door.
Who would have come at this hour?
Niraali!
Good...
Hello!
- Yes.
Listen!
- Yes.
I think I have seen you somewhere.
"No, you must have
seen me from behind."
Many people think the same thing...
...when they look
at me from the back.
Listen to me!
- I will send somebody!
Whom will you send? Why
don't you look at me?
I am looking at you. But since
you too are turning around...
Okay! Okay! Okay!
I will stop turning around.
But why don't you
show me your face?
No! I can't show my face to anybody!
- What!
Yes. I am going to become a father.
And I am still not married.
- What!
I will go now. I have
to go to the doctor.
At least tell me
where has Somnath gone?
He has gone to the temple!
- He has gone to the temple!
Why are you applying
soap all over your face?
You have hair all over your face?
Great!
At what strange places do
people have hair growth!
"Tell me, Somnath..."
He too went to shave?
"Golmaal. Golmaal."
"Golmaal"
Who is there?
I am the dean of Vicky
- college.
I want to meet Somnath.
Have you ever met Somnath?
No. I have never seen him.
I have only heard about him.
I am Somnath. Tell me.
Really? You are...
But just now a boy said that
you have gone to the temple.
He is my servant!
I was going to the temple.
My wife's broken sandals
broke. So I came back.
I am blessed or meet
you! Are you blind?
Yes! So what will you do!
Nothing! Nothing!
I am sad to hear this.
I have heard a lot
about you. A lot.
You were in the air force.
Then you became the advisor in...
...our college
after the retirement.
Of Sanskrit. Our entire
college loves you a lot.
"Fine, fine. Have a seat.
- Thank you."
Be careful!
- What happened?
There is a table.
Are you really blind?
Don't you see that I can't see!
- I can see!
Do you see the clock?
- Yes.
Not that! This one!
- I see! This one.
I can't see it!
- I can see it.
What's the time?
- 7:30.
Not there! Here! It is
11:00! What's the time!
12:00! 11:00! 11:00!
I don't know what the time is!
- I can see it.
Now do you believe
me that I am blind?
Don't beat me, sir!
"Now tell me, what
work did you have?"
Listen to me, please.
"Actually sir, our college
has completed 50 years."
For that we have
organized a function.
"I have come to personally
invite you, sir."
What? What program is there?
First there will be a dance
of 'Pooja'
Who is Pooja? Who is Pooja?
Pooja! Pooja! Archana!
First decide whether
it is Pooja or Archana!
"Not girl, sir! Not girl!"
That veneration of God!
- Then?
After that the drama that you had
created for patriotism in Sanskrit.
A program of that. After that...
You spilt! You dare to spilt!
After that a cultural...
program... cultural.
Don't you have a beauty contest?
- Beauty contest?
Beauty contest!
Fool! Beauty contest!
I will ask the committee
and let you know.
"Not committee,
I want the commitment!"
I want the commitment! Otherwise!
- Who is there?
I think there will be a snowfall.
"Greetings, aunty. You too
are blind? You too are blind?"
Do you think that we both...
are playing 'Black' here?
What?
No. I thought that you
both are playing white.
Where is the belt in your neck?
It was hurting me. So I removed it.
But how did you know that
I wear belt in my neck?
I know everything about you!
Aren't you flirting
with that Rosy ma'am?
I will leave now.
You want to leave?
Won't you have a drink?
I don't drink!
- You don't drink?
Fool! Even I don't
drink during the daytime.
"She is talking about tea! Tea!
- Yes, talk."
You are asking me so
lovingly. So please make tea.
Shameless!
I am blind and you want
me to make tea for you!
Go and make tea for everybody!
The kitchen is there!
I don't know how to make tea!
Then why are you sitting here?
Fine! Fine! I will
leave! I will leave!
Are you going there to beg!
The way to go out is there!
There! Okay!
Get out! Fool!
What are you doing?
At least give the card!
- Here.
You take this. - No! No!
I don't know how to read this book.
Read it with Rosy.
- No! No!
Take it! Take it!
You guys beat a not!
Hail Mother Mary!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello!
I am Sameer calling from
America. Who are you?
Who are you?
I am Pandu.
"Look, Mr. Pandu
or whoever you are."
Tell my grandpa that I am
returning form America today.
My flight will land
at 1.30 in the night.
No need to come to the
airport. I will come on my own.
Thank you.
What happened?
Gopal, what happened?
Sameer is coming.
- What! Sameer is coming!
Sameer is coming! Everybody
is saying the same thing!
Did you see this!
I had told you all!
Someday we will get
stuck because of him!
I am leaving!
I say that you all too
pack your luggage and leave!
How can we leave like this? We
should find such a house too.
Where there are two old
people! Both are blind!
And they don't have any relative!
It takes time to find such a house!
You guys are worried
about the house!
This might become a police matter!
I will not listen to
anybody! I am leaving!
Shut up! Let me think!
We will find of some solution!
Box!
-Box! - Box!
It must contain something precious.
Yes. Like how they
show in the movies.
"Open the box. And it contains
jewels, diamonds and gold!"
Are you planning
to steal this? What?
What?
"No, Gopal! No, Gopal!"
Gopal, no.
"Gopal, what are you doing?"
"Madhav, explain
to him! No, Gopal!"
Have you guys gone mad!
"The family that gave you love, and
shelter" you will rob that Family.
We are not robbing the
family. We are taking the box!
You understand what
I am trying to say!
I think you shouldn't steal!
We are not stealing!
We are checking!
If we found something, then we will
take the loan and then return it.
"Gopal, this is sin!"
"Look, this door is also not opening!
God too is saying no, Gopal!"
"Listen to me! Gopal, no!"
I see! It opens from that side!
I still say that this is wrong!
- This is right!
"If it contains some treasure,
then I will make a movie..."
...and I will sign all of you!
"Buddy, first let me open it!"
"Stop, dear. You will
need the key to open it."
We... I was just looking at it.
I will tell you what it contains.
This is your compass box.
You were 6 years old
when had insisted on it.
And look at this.
Gun. For 'Diwali'.
"You used to run all over
the house, shooting the gun."
And this is your car.
You used to roam the
entire courtyard with this.
You used to play with
this the whole day.
"What is this, grandpa?"
Ashes.
Whose?
Sameer.
My grandson was born in America.
We were craving to meet him.
"But 2 years ago, in an
accident we lost our eyesight."
"With great courage,
I told my son..."
...everything about our accident.
He couldn't endure it.
And he left to come
here along with...
...my daughter-in-law
and grandson.
He was driving to the
airport in his car.
He met with an accident on the way.
Nobody survived.
My son... my daughter-in-law...
my grandson. Nobody.
I couldn't tell Mangala this thing.
Otherwise she would have died.
Only I had to endure this shock.
My commissioner friend made
arrangements to send me to America.
And there with my own hands...
...I performed the final
rites of my entire pedigree.
When I returned from America...
...Mangala started asking me...
"...how is our grandson, how
grown up is he, does he talk..."
...and have you told him about me?
What would I have told him?
What could I have told her?
I didn't have the courage
to tell her the truth.
Everyday I used to say
that I will tell her today.
I will tell her today.
"Then... on the day I decided,
God send you as Sameer."
But I had realized that
you are not one but two.
"And gradually I realized
that you all are not 2, but 4."
But I had no qualms with your lie.
It's a truth.
Because Mangala was very
happy. She was very happy.
But... if you left now...
...then God knows what
she will go through.
She will shatter completely.
I am saying the truth.
What is left to shatter down?
You... such a big betrayal!
These... whoever they are...
I am not angry with them.
Because they are
outsiders. But you!
You... didn't even let me...
...perform the final
rites of my children!
I wanted to embrace Sameer...
if only for the last time.
On my lap.
You all... who are you all...
who gave you the right...
...the right to play with
an old couple's emotions!
You all have committed a grave sin!
Such a grave sin for which there
is no punishment in this world.
I have planned all this.
They are not responsible for
all this. Only I am responsible.
Consider it my mistake or
immaturity that I came here.
But a greater mistake is that...
...the love and family that
I searched for all my life...
...when I found that
in you both then...
...I couldn't recognize that.
And I hurt both of you.
Whatever punishment
you give... I accept it.
"La La La La"
"La La La La"
Who is it?
"Pam. Pam. Pam. Boom"
I love this old man.
Uncle has helped me a lot.
Give me the urn otherwise
I will thrash you all so much...
...that even the beggar
will refuse to give you alms.
Why do you want the urn?
Give me one chance to atone
for my sins. Trust us. Laxman.
"Grandpa, come.
Come. Grandma, come."
"This way, grandma. Come, come."
You did the right thing
by sending uncle inside.
What do you want?
- The urn.
This? - Yes.
- Take it.
"Boss, these are
the same 4 guys..."
...who had thrashed me thrice.
I have never seen him before.
No...
Did you get thrashed
at the wrong place?
No! I swear on you, Babali
Babali? Who?
- He is the one.
Imagine! Gabbar Singh's
name in 'Sholay' is Sweetie.
Keep quiet! Fire!
Don't fire!
I heard everything.
I swear on Sameer's ashes.
I am with you guys in this fight.
So you have changed the side!
Fire!
Fire!
Forgot to get the bullets!
What?
Forgot to get the bullets!
"If the bullets are at home, then
will you play hockey with this?"
Thrash them!
What are you staring at! Go up!
Switch it on!
"Golmaal."
"1, 2... Govinda"
"Golmaal."
Gopal!
Hang on! Hang on!
Why are we fighting?
You are not interested in the
ashes. Do you want the urn?
Yes!
- Why?
"Look, this matter is between us."
"Come, sir."'
"Excuse me, sir. You
cannot go from here."'
Diamonds!
-Diamonds! - Diamonds!
"Hold this, boys!"
You idiot... throw it here.
What have you done!
"He asked for it, so I gave him.
- Fool!"
Yes.
Madhav!
Give it to me.
I have been searching for
you guys since a long time!
I have been running after you!
Why do you want to ruin my career?
Nobody comes to my garage.
My wife has refused to come
back from her maternal house!
"Please, return my money! Please!"
I am really sorry.
You know I had come in
the scorching heat...
...without any slippers
to return your money.
And you know what happened?
- What?
He robbed that money.
Really? Return his money!
When did I steal
it! I have jut met!
Don't act smart! Return the money!
Who are you? The landlord!
- Tell him.
Look! He is Mr. Vasuli.
And he is Mr. Babali!
Babali!
- Babali!
We will tell him to tie us 'Rakhi'.
"Hey, Babali!"
Babali!
Why are you laughing!
"Golmaal!"
Oye!
"Golmaal!"
"Hail Mother Mary"
"Golmaal!"
Come. Take it.
Who is it!
Gopal!
Who is it?
Grandpa!
"Babali-, it doesn't come
out! It doesn't come out!"
My diamonds.
"Gopal, what happened?"
Sorry! Sorry!
Blood!
Babli brother...
What a nice...
- Don't touch it! - Okay!
What happened?
- He too...
"It's really deep, man!
- What happened?"
"Everything is all right
now. Come, commissioner sir."
Commissioner sir... I know
what their punishment should be.
After seeing what
they all have done...
...all the four will live with us.
- What!
Yes. You all four will live as
the Shravan of these blind parents.
And Nadeem too.
- What?
You all will receive your
reward within 15 days.
Reward? For what?
Reward because you all
have nabbed a dangerous...
...gangster and got
the diamonds too.
So you will surely
get the 10o/o of that.
Great!
- My money!
They see rich people and
they start begging. Get out!
"Greetings, grandpa.
Greetings, grandma."
You have come to take
pickle in the hospital too.
"Grandpa, you too!"
"Tell me, which
naughty guy have..."
...you chosen from
these 4 naughty ones?
I am here. Where are
you going? I don't mind.
Lucky.
Doctor!
But he can't speak!
No?
I know that he can't speak.
But I wanted such a husband...
who would listen only to me.
And he himself
should remain silent.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Do you have a sister?
"Yes, I have. But she
is 7 years old. Why?"
We will have to
wait for a long time.
"Golmaal!"
Action!
"Is something fishy!"
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."
"Be careful."
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Is something fishy!"
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."
"Be careful."
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"We want to put the money."
"We want to put the money."
"We want to put the money."
"We want to put the money."
"Neither the heart nor we are bad."
"What can we do if
this world is bad."
"We teach them what
they taught us."
"Let's have some fun."
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Is something fishy!"
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."
"Be careful."
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"
Cut it.