Gol Maal (1979) - full transcript
Ramprasad is a recent college graduate who finds a job with a finicky man, Bhavani Shankar, who believes that a man without a mustache is a man without a character. Bhavani Shankar is also against any of his employees indulging in recreation of any kind. When Ramprasad is caught by his boss at a hockey match, he has to invent a twin brother, the clean-shaven Laxman Prasad, to save his job. When Bhavani's daughter falls in love with the clean-shaven Laxman Prasad, and insists on marrying him, and Bhavani insists she should marry Ramprasad, things take a whacky turn. A fake mother and a hilarious chase are other enjoyable features involved in this comedy.
Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has
a curved path
Straight way has a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
If you are hungry for bread,
then earn money
To earn money also,
you need money
If you don't get by asking
then sweat it out
When money is sweat,
you need a hanky
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy
All is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has
a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy
Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
A hanky is also made
by tearing a shirt
For a shirt, you need cloth
Let's say somone
donated you a cloth
First go to the tailor
and get it sewn
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy
All is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has
a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy..Topsy Turvy....
All is Topsy Turvy
An unsewn shirt is no good
A sewn shirt needs sewing
For getting it sewn, you need money
And to earn money, you need money
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy..Topsy Turvy...
Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has
a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy.........Turvy
Ok..take care.
Is your TV working these days?
Yes. Why?
I am coming to watch TV
at your place tomorrow evening!
I've tickets to "Eros" for
tomorrow evening. For you too.
Oh! tear them and throw them away.
Tomorrow evening it's
Cosmos Vs. mohan Bagan
Black pearl! World's greatest
football player "pele"
We are getting a chance to see him!
Deepak, I have just one regret in life
I couldn't see "pele" in 'Flesh and Blood'
I couldn't greet him at
Calcutta Airport, friend.
Then its OK. Bring Ratna along.
We'll have dinner together.
Ok..Ciao..
[Bell Rings]
Who? Brother?
Yes!
Today you are so late.
Yes. Today I'm a bit late
We had a party at Anand's.
I was asked to sing many songs.
Go, dish out the food.
Lets go. Doctor uncle was here
- I see. When?..
- Evening. He came to visit a patient nearby
- And? What was he saying?
He was saying. This year,
only 15% students passed in your subject
So, what do you think?
Won't I be among the 15%?
- Go, go. Dish out food. You have eaten?
Why? How many times have told
you to eat up if I am late?
I have also said many times
that I don't want to eat alone
Ok. Ok..Now hurry and dish out the food.
And yes! Set the alarm
for 5:25 in the morning.
Why? What will you do so
early in the morning?
Isn't there a test match commentary?
India Vs. Australia?
See how Gavaskar and Vishwanath
make mince of Australia.
Amarnath is also in form.
-And Chandresekhar and Bedi! Aha!
- Stop! Stop!
Stop your running commentary now.
Brother! You will pass, won't you?
- Again! same old "Hen's single leg"?
- No! No! Its not that
Doctor uncle was saying that,
if you pass, he has found a job for you.
Ratna, how will uncle find a job for me?
He couldn't find a girl
for himself in 65 years!
O! brother. You are just.......
- Ratna, my child
- Doctor Uncle! Come! Come!
How is your patient?
- A big blunder has happened.
- What happened?
- Well, with the second dose his fever came down.
He was well and having tea.
So, what's so bad about it?
If patients start getting well in two
doses, then doctors will be out of jobs.
No Illness! No fees!
Doctor uncle! you and your nephew
are both the same.
- Come! please come inside.
... Let's go.
- Should I make tea?
No. Let it be
Where is Ramprasad?
- Today his results are to be declared?
Yes. Brother has gone to check that.
May God make your brother pass it.
Why won't he pass?
He has been studying through the nights
[Door Creaks]
I think he has arrived.
What happened brother?
-what happened?
What happend to whom?
-about your results
- That... which I feared.
Uncle, your information was wrong
Not 15%. Only 12% passed
- So did you?
- I told you only 12% passed
Ratna, come here
I will ask him the results.
Why son?
- Tell the truth.
- I passed uncle! I passed!
Long live my son, live long.
You have grown like your father
In times of joy, he used
to act just like that
Son, a heavy burden
has now lifted from my heart
What kind of burden, uncle?
Now you can stand on your own feet
Doctor Uncle!
Here, please sweeten your mouth
I knew my brother couldn't fail
that's why I had ordered
the sweets in advance
Ratna, my child. Bring a pen and paper
I have seen a job for you
If you are lucky you might get it
The starting salary is Rs.550 -600
550 - 600?
Who will give, uncle?
I don't even have experience
Your inexperience is your
greatest qualification
I will explain these later
- first write.
To the proprietor
Urmilla traders
No Sir... you'll have
to call back in an hour
Thank you sir.
- Sir, tea?
- Put it down
[phone Rings]
Yes, sir?
- please bring the application files, head clerk
- Right sir.
How many applications came in total?
A total of 117 sir
23 freshers and the rest are experienced
put the experienced applications
in the trash bin
Sire, the country is in this state
due to the experienced applicants!
Anywhere you see
no one below the age of 70 - 80
is seen in any post!
Which is why the country is unable to run!
Like an aged it is dragging itself
Yes sir. You spoke very truly.
But there is only one flaw
in today's generation
-what's that sir?
They are more intereseted
in sports and fashion
Yes sir. You spoke very truly sir.
Anyway, read the names
The first name is "Vicky Saxena"
Vicky?
What kind of name is "Vicky"?
-Sir, it might be "Vikram"
shortened to "Vicky"
-Rubbish!
Anyone who shortens his name
will also do a small job
Remove this short "Saxena" ...proceed
proceed here!
I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry
- Second name is "Badri Narayan Srivastav"
- Good. Call him. Next?
The third name is "Ram prasad Sharma"
- Call him too
[Hums a song]
Doctor Uncle!
Whose clothes are you ironing?
-Brother's
Today at 11, he has to go for an interview
He is going to wear these clothes to the interview?
- Yes
- For heaven's sake!
- What happened?
-Nothing, nothing. Ram prasad! Ram prasad!
- Coming Uncle
Uncle, did you read today's newspaper?
India Vs. pakistan. First hockey test
Islauddin and Samiulladin are coming
Tell me what will the result be
I can't tell the result of the hockey test
But I can surely tell the
results of your interview
what?
If you wear these clothes to the interview
the result will be 'whoosh'
I don't understand
I've come here to make you understand
Ratna child, first make me tea. Go
Come here
come sit
Let me tell you something
about Bhavani Shankar
Bhavani Shankar?
Yes! the proprieter of Urmilla Traders
who will be interviewing you today
my childhood friend
-I see
He is a character with very strong
likes and dislikes
For him, your biggest plus point is
your moustache
- Huh?
- Yes
He measures people by their moustache
he says
He whose moustache is clean
his heart isn't clean
This he says truly
- yes?
- Yes!
No no. I didn't mean you
You are an exception uncle
So in his office there will only be
people with moustache?
Yes. apart from the receptionist
-because..its a girl
Now listen carefully
Number one, this
- Don't use your short
name in the interview
you have to use your full name
R.p. Sharma wont do
You have to say "Ram prasad Sharma"
Number two, this
He hates recommendations
he shouldn't know that I am related to you
And number three. most important point
Don't answer any questions
other than 'on' accountancy
huh?
Assume you don't know anything about
Cinema, hockey, cricket, football and music
- A total peasant
peasant?
-Because, Bhavani Shankar's
father used to tell him
"During the years of study,
there should only be study
And nothing else
After studies are over
Fulfill all you desire"
He is very proud of his
culture and heritage
So instead of shirt and pant
wear "dhoti kurta" or"kurta pyjama"
But Uncle. I don't even
have a "Kurta pyjama"
Then Beg, Borrow or Steal
manage it from somewhere
- And listen
Apply oil on your head nicely
Uncle
Which insolent says that "Hitler is dead"?
Wait, wait, wait. Stop the Car
prasad!
Dever?
Where have you been in over a year?
And where are you going?
- Do you remember Jagganath?
- Yes
- He is a social worker now
- I see
I'm going to borrow a "Kurta pyjama"
from him for just a day
I have an interview
"Kurta pyjama" for an interview!
- Yes
Did you apply for some ministership?
See. Don't get involved in ministership
- find some permanent job
- No. Its not that
You want a "Kurta pyjama"? -Yes
- Then come with me
I'm going to mohan studios.
I will get one for you
Camera Running. B/12 Take 1
Amit
your drink. Lady
mr ButteroChips
The way to offer drinks to ladies is this
come Hurricane, come
typhoon, come eartquake
But..
Not a drop of wine is spilt from the glass
And even if it spills
It spills with style
Like this
Cut it!
- Ghoshley
- Yes
- Bring all the "Kurta pyjamas" we have.
Quick! - ok sir
[phone Rings]
Hey! Deven
Hi! Hero!
What are you working on?
- [sighs] "Jurmana"
- Hasn't it completed yet?
- No my friend. You?
I'm working in a mythological
mystery, suspense drama
"Who is parvati's Husband?"
O! I forgot to introduce you.
This is my childhood friend, mr. prasad
And..I don't need to say anything about him
There is blood flowing from there
- Yes. Its makeup
- Oh!
- Its his first time in a studio. thats why..
- I see
- Ok. Let me put on some makeup. Bye
- Ok. See you.
Please. my name is Rita
please write. "To Rita, from bro. Anthony"
I see. You want bro. Anthony's
autograph not mine.
No No. Its not like that.
OK.please write
"To Rita, from bro. Anthony Bachhan"
Friend. With this moustache
you look very different
Yes friend. I have to do
a double role for twins
One has moustache, other doesn't
Shamnadar, this side is a bit higher
- please trim this a bit
- Ok
- And has the actress arrived?
- No
- Then why are you putting me a moustache?
Just get me ready. Go and send Bhosle
Tell me something
- How is Ratna?
- She's fine. Doing her m.A.
She's doing m. A.!..and did you marry?
- no
- And any affairs?
No
-Eh! just like this! straight and simple?
See. what I am telling you is..
- Deven Sir?
- Yes
Here are the "Kurta pyjamas"
- Bro. check which one you like
- Any simple one will do
Atleast make a selection!
This will be fine
- Friend. This one.. - this looks
like Amitabh Bachhan's. Leave it.
Select another one
This will do
- this is too broad. Whose is this?
- This belongs to bro. Hari
Oh! Sanjeev Kumar's
Don't you have any Kurta of his size?
I have sir Asrani's Kurta but it
maybe a bit smaller for him
No no. It will do. Its just for one day
I will manage. please bring it.
And also bring a sling bag
and a jacket along
But why do we need that?
Oh! Kid! If you wear only Kurta pyjama
you will look like mr. Gulzar
wear a Dhoti, Kurta and jacket
and you will look like mr. India
mr. India!
- Badri Narayan Srivastav?
- Ya!
What's the matter?
12 interviews over in 20 mins?
I can't understand anything.
Nothing was asked on Accountancy
- He asks all kinds of weird questions
- Weird questions? meaning?
Brother, all this is a show.
The selection has already been made
morning sir
- please come. Sit down
- Thankyou sir.
- you must know my uncle very well
- Huh?
His name is "Harry Srivastav"
He studied in college with you
He was the captain of the football team too
Uncle has said "hello" to you, sir.
You don't recall, sir?
- Harry Srivastav? You mean Hari Narayan Srivastav?
- Yes sir, yes sir
-Now he is a renowned football coach, sir
Sir, when the "Black pearl" was here,
He selected the team for mohan Bagan
- Black pearl?
- Yes sir. World's renowned footballer, pele
Sir, like we call Rabindranath as
"Gurudev", Gandhiji as "mahatma" or "Bapu"?
Similarly, we call pele as "Black pearl"
What a player sir! what a player.
- you seem to have a good knowledge on sports
- O! my life is in sports, sir.
I'm writing a book on Indian
cricketers .. "Sunny"
- huh?
- I mean, Sunil Gavaskar
- Ah!
- He was my classmate
Aw! very good, very good
I'm highly impressed
- you can go now
- Thank you sir. Thank you very much
- Good day sir
- Good day
Sir, any message for uncle Harry?
- yes, yes. Tell him, I am very pleased to meet you
- Alright sir
- Bubbye
- Goodbye
"Yet to grow teeth and
befriending already!"... Next.
-mr Venkateshwar Ayengar?
Excuse me brother.
How was your interview?
He is very very impressed
with me, you know.
He turned out to be my uncle's friend.
I think I got the job. Ciao
- hmm. what is your given name?
- Venkateshwar Ayengar sir
I have heard that in the south,
the father's name is suffixed to the name
Not only father's name, sir,
the village name is also suffixed
Actually my name is Venkateshan
Krishnamurty Chirampapalli Ayengar, sir
Hmm..
So, what is your opinion about "Black pearl" mr.
Venkateshan .. Rammurty...
Not Rammurty sir, Krishnamurty
Yes, yes
So, what is your opinion about the
famous footballer "Black pearl"
Sir, I have no interest in football
- then lets talk about cricket
- Actually, I don't have interest in sports
that's good, very good.
But you can ask me anything
about dance and music, sir
- about "Bharatnatyam"
- Meaning, you dance?
No sir, I don't dance, my sister dances
Last week she had a programme on TV
people say she dances like "Hema malini"
As a matter of fact sir,
Hema malini is also of my caste
She's also an Ayengar
Sir, I have learnt Karnatak music.
I can sing very well sir
God willing, I will listen to it someday
Now you can go
- Good day
- Good day
Next
Head Clerk! please bring the experienced candidates
file Looks like we have to get someone from there
I am very disappointed with
this new generation, head clerk
Half of them don't have moustaches
of other half, their dress and speech
rushes blood to my head
Nothing can be done for this country
This country has no future
Now, there is just one remaining.
I will have a look at him too
please bring out the file
of the experienced people
Good day sir
Good day
please come
- So, your good name is?
- Ram prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
Yes..Sit, sit
Thank you sir
What is your opinion on Sunil Gavaskar?
- Sunil....Gavaskar....?
- Yes, yes, famous cricketer
pardon me Sir. my knowledge on
cricket is very limited
- Its alright, its alright. Doesn't matter.
Tell me something about Black pearl.
I didn't know that pearls
are also black in colour
I used to think that pearls
are only white in colour
I am talking about "pele"
O! he is a great man, sir. Very great.
- I see - then tell me
something about his greatness
His thesis on the "per Capita income of the
backward tribes of maharastra" is worth reading sir
Whom are you talking about?
Rayleigh sir. prof. Rayleigh,
renowned economist
No! no. I am talking about "pele" p.E.L.E.
pele! the famous football player
Oh! Yes. I did read in the
newspaper a few days earlier
that 20-30 thousand mad people went to Calcutta's
Dumdum airport at midnight to receive him... and...
thats all I know about him, sir.
Ok. What is your opinion on the forthcoming
hockey test between India and pakistan?
- Allow me sir
- Why? why? What happened?
Apart from my field,
I have no knowledge in other fields, sir
my father taught us that
"Youth is for work"
to fulfill your desire,
you have your entire life
But today I realised that it is necessary
to have knoweldge about sports etc etc.
- Father's teachings were untrue
- Absolutely not! Absolutely not!
Whatever your father taught was right
Sit, sit... And what else did he teach?
He used to say that "Never
let your values....."
Let it go, sir.
You might think him to be crazy
No! Say
He used to say, humans should give due
respect to their values and moustaches
"moustache is the mirror of the
human soul and mind"
- "moustache is the mirror of heart"
- "A saying worth a million"
Son, I say, "One without a moustache
is one without a heart"
You have really got a valued education
Can you ...see..this balance sheet?
- This is 197..
- Shhh...
Which novice has made this sir?
This man is a complete duffer
I have made this
I ask for forgiveness, sir.
But ..But this is wrong
I know that
I just wanted to see how much you knew
I am very happy with you
I am very proud of you, my boy
Listen, come to work from tomorrow
I'll start your salary from Rs 800
- 800?
- Ok 850. But not a single penny more.
- you youngsters only want money...
- No sir, that's not what I meant
I am a fresher, sir. How can I get 850?
I don't deserve even Rs. 550
Look son. Don't tell me what you deserve.
Understand? Now go. Come tomorrow.
Listen
Why do you wear such a short Kurta?
Sir, my father used to say that a Kurta is
for covering the outwardly shame of the body
In India there are 30 million men,
of which 10 million wear kurta
If every man reduces the length
of his Kurta even by 6 inches
then with the cloth saved from that
how many persons clothing
problem can be solved!
That's why my father used to say that wearing
long clothes is a very harmful fashion
- that's why he was against fashion
- Was? meaning... he...
Yes sir. 4 years ago,
he left for his heavenly abode
Its such a pity that I didn't have the fortune
to meet such a great and straight thinker
But he is always with me, sir.
His memories remind me every moment that
even after death, one can remain immortal
through one's thoughts and principles
you will go far
But, I have a small request
use such big, heavy words
in writing, not in speaking
- its difficult to understand
- Ok, sir
- my respects, sir
- Long live my son
come, head clerk
please sit
Have you ever seen a real diamond?
Yes sir, once I had gone to the lecture
of Savitri devi, I saw it in her necklace
that's not a real diamond
- Did you see a guy leave now?
- Yes
-Ah! this is a real diamond
- yes
- Brilliant!
Bravo! Bravo! my boy
I was getting worried over nothing
Even if you weren't a Chartered account you
would have earned well in a Drama company
that is alright uncle but this mini Kurta
How will this mini Kurta work?
This belongs to someone else
make one of your own size
O! no. there lies the dilema
people hit their feet with an axe,
I have hit the axe with my feet
How is that?
To impress, I had argued that our father used
to say "we should only wear short Kurtas"
How can I break my father's command?
- Yes, the Kurta is a little smaller
- Little?
Son. Instead of 550 you'll
get a salary of 850
what about a small kurta? Even if you have to
wear a vest to work you shouldn't complain
Ratna, I have to discuss some important
things with him, you go there
Understand one thing son
If you can keep Bhavani Shankar happy,
you can get many things
Do you know who is the "Urmilla"
of "Urmilla Traders"?
Bhavani Shankar's only daughter
- So?
- She is beautiful and unmarried too
In order to build a relation with you,
I broke my relations with the world
speak. why are you silent? please speak
Isn't it my only fault is that
I married you in secrecy from all?
What if you didn't come
with the bridal party?
Oboes weren't played, songs weren't sung
But with God as witness,
didn't you accepted me as your wife?
Don't forsake me
I..I'm going to be the mother of your child
O! Lord, open the eyes of my heart, O! Lord
-First open the eyes on your head!
But do you listen? Either you're busy in your
work or you're busy slimming your potbelly
I have said so many times
Don't give so much freedom to your daughter
What happened today?
A terrible thing has happened brother.
Urmi has married secretly
Who told you?
I heard it with my own ear
And the guy is fleeing from her
And not only that brother. Urmi.....
what happened?
- say what happened!
- Urmi is going to become the mother of his child
- Where is Urmi? Urmi, where?
- In her room
I married you secretly from my father
this is my fault. say it!
Why are you silent?
Say it. Say it. Why are you silent?
If you forsake me in this condition,
then I will have only one way
to commit suicide
Urmi. Urmi! Open the door
Open the door Urmi.
- What happened daddy?
- Hasn't happened. Will happen
What will happen?
What happened aunty?
What have you done daughter!
What have you done!
What did I do?
"What have I done"?
You have shamed the entire dynasty
and you ask "what have I done"?
Where is the rascal?
Today I will shoot him!
- If you wanted to marry then....
- Stop it. Stop it daddy. This is the limit
Look! this is the bottle of glycerine
and this is the play book
And see this... there will be a play in
my college and I was rehearsing for it
See this!
Rehearsal?
Why do you need vermillion in rehearsal?
Amazing daddy! The role is of a married woman. If I
don't put on vermillion, how will the feelings come?
Daddy? It was no fun alone. please sit.
I will do infront of you. Come.
- huh?
- Please sit
You come too, aunty
I'll do. ok?
Imagine. Imagine that aunty is mahender
mahender, who?
Mahender! with whom I've married secretly
- Oh. Aye! Beware!
Daddy! I'm acting daddy.
Its a play. please listen
I am in love with you, mahender
Daughter, you shouldn't
speak your husband's name
Say like this "O! can you hear?"
O my god! Aunty!
This is a modern play
But why do you need to do
such an unsavoury plays?
Why can't you do plays like "Hail Goddess
Santoshi", "Devotee pralad". Right brother?
- without doubt
you people want to hear or not?
You want to hear, right?
-speak
then listen
mahender, I love you
and..and your child is in my stomach
- Good morning, sir
- Good morning
Greetings head clerk
What's the matter Ramprasad? It's not yet
9:30 and you've started work already!
- Sir, I arrived at 8
- Why?
Yesterday the boss asked to
prepare the file for "Ahuja & Ahuja"
what was the hurry? you had the entire day
the file was needed in the evening
No, head clerk
my father used to say "Do tomorrow's
work today and today's work now"
On what you said
A new poet of the new generation has said
"Do today's work today and
tomorrow's work the day after"
"what's the hurry son, when
you have years to live?"
bravo, bravo, bravo
But you didn't ask who wrote this limerick
- who has written it?
- This nameless has
- Head clerk. You turned out to be a genius!
- Good morning Sir
- Good morning Sir
- Good morning
- Greetings sir
- Greetings
- Take this sir
- What's this?
-the file of "Ahuja & Ahuja" company
When did you finish it?
I told you only at 5pm yesterday
why sir? Yesterday I was here till 7
and today I came at 8 and completed it
But what was the need to do overtime
I don't pay overtime to anyone
Sir, my father used to say "If you have
to work don't look at the face of time"
And do you know what my father used to say?
He used to say, "Bhavani, put your heart in
that youngster who puts his heart into work"
- there is a small matter sir
- What?
- Our company takes short term loans
from Ahuja & Ahuja - that's right
-But sir, they deduct the
interest prior to giving the load
-what happened?
See this
we borrowed 25,000 at a
monthly interest of 1.5%
but we got 22,750, meaning we gave
an interest of 2,250 on 22,750
which means the rate of interest became
2.29% instead of 1.5%, sir
In the last 5 years we have taken
a loan of 500,000 from them and..
We've got 15,000 less
You are right!
My God! No one thought about this
In my opinion we should send this
file to our legal advisor
- write a letter to the company
asking for an explanation - ok sir
- Head clerk?
- Yes sir
from this month onwards give Ramprasad
Rs. 100 for conveyance allowance. Alright?
- One day I saw a dream in a dream
- What?
- you know our Amitabh?
- Bachhan?
He was out of the market
people had a doubt
Due to me he was gone,
gone, gone, gone, gone!
My luck changed
what can I say "Really"!
I became Amitabh
I saw a dream in a dream
- On the right Hema
- Malini?
- On the left Zeenat
- Amaan?
In the front Rekha
and what I saw behind
On the right Hema
On the left Zeenat
On the front Rekha and what I saw behind
-So what happened?
Ratna was standing with a cane in her hand
In no time, I was running
I saw I was awake
I saw a dream in a dream
- Yes! I remembered one more
- Tell us
- One day I saw a small dream
- Dream?
You know our Lata?
Lata was music
I was on the Tabla
She was in the beginning
I was at the end
I saw a dream in a dream
- please have these
- Wow! this is great
Brother, a sister should be like this
- O idiots, this isn't samosas
- Then what is it?
This is a sisters.......love
Eat quickly or the love will grow cold
Here, eat, eat.
-Hey friend prasad, when
will you get a raise again?
Attention! Attention!
Friends..Romans..and Countrymen
Lend me your ears
prasad's promotion's
celebration will be from me
But in this celebration,
apart from me and prasad
Only one more person can join
friend, this is against Democracy!
- down with personality curse!
- Yes! Yes!
Silence, silence
protesting doesn't mean that you can
do whatever you like and make noise
Friends, the fact is that I have only
3 tickets for tomorrow's hockey test match
13 people can't go on 3 person's ticket
This is the time to sacrifice for friends
Those who don't want to go,
please raise your hands
What? Hockey test match and you won't go?
I didn't get leave
Take half day off
- I won't get leave for a test match
- Why?
That's a different drama, friend
I'll tell you some other time
Ok, you are an expert in acting
Just say
Say that your mother suddenly became ill
shame, shame, why are you
dragging in a dead mother?
-So, what happened?
By saying that his mother is ill,
he is just making his dead mother alive
Yes friend, he is correct
there is nothing to shame in this
brother, I will surely go
I will call you exactly at 3 saying
your mother suddenly became ill
Yes, that will be alright
I'll give you the phone
number of my boss' cabin
If the boss himself receives the call
there won't be any reason to suspect
And yes, bring along a
shirt and pant for me
I'll come to your house and we can go
straight to the stadium from there
Friend, why is the need to
bring a shirt and a pant?
Friend, if I go to see the test match
wearing the clothes I wear to work,
India will surely lose
remember boss' number 449002.
Call exactly at 3. Ok?
Dispatch this today itself
- Sir, you've initialled the duplicate?
- Yes
I have to go now for work. You wait here.
Mr. Khanna's call will come at 5'o clock
very important call
talk to him personally
[phone Rings]
phone sir, phone!
Yes!
Good Lord!
Yes I'll send right now
- It was one of your neighbour's call
- I'm sorry sir, I'll forbid them
No, no. your mother suddenly fell ill
what happened sir?
What happened to my mother?
No, no. She's fallen sick.
You go home quickly
But sir, mr. Khanna's call...
Shoot Khanna's call. Go hurry up.
Wait
I'll drop you in my car
No sir. Why take the trouble?
I will take a taxi and go. Ok sir.
Sir... please pray to God for my mother
Don't worry, Don't worry my son.
Everything will be alright. Go home.
Wow! wow! This is called
maternal Dedication
- anyone sitting here
- Sit there
- what's happening? Have you bought the stadium?
- Hey, didn't I tell you. Sit there!
Come, come, heroes, late latifs
my full moons
- I've been waiting for an hour for you
- We were looking for you outside and you're seated here!
-want beetel nut?
-Ask there
-you want?
Friend, if Govinda and Ashok Kumar
were here it would've been great
- Ram prasad?
- Yes
- Tell me one thing.
- What? Head clerk
In a day, I pluck around
10-12 hairs from my nose
Then where do these new
hairs come from everyday?
I was also thinking the
same thing, head clerk
what's that?
If our country's soil would become
like your nose, it would be so good
- meaning what?
- Meaning today you gather a harvest
Tomorrow, again a new harvest is ready
There would be an instant solution
to the country's food shortage
- Ram prasad?
- Yes, head clerk
Are you making fun of me?
No, head clerk
[Good morning sir]
- Oh! Boss
- Good morning Sir
- Good morning
-Greetings, sir
-Sir?
Good news Sir
Ahuja & Ahuja have accepted their mistake
please sign on this paper
we'll get back the 15000
First tell me this
How is your mother now?
Now she's fine, sir
Doctor says, now there is nothing to worry
But, what was her problem?
She had trouble breathing
but now its gone
What's gone? Breath or Trouble?
Trouble sir
- Ah! very good
So, if yesterday, Govinda and
Ashok Kumar were there
then it would have been great
fun at the test match. Yes?
Test match? I didn't understand, sir
Don't pretend!
You damn liar!
You bluffer!
I'm like your father and
you dare to lie to me?
Yes sir, No sir
What do you mean? Yes sir, No sir.
You are like my father. Yes sir for that
and you said I lied to you. No sir for that
Shut up! I've seen you in the
stadium with my own eyes
I was amazed at your impudence!
I had so much trust on you!
[Friend. With this moustache
you look very different]
[Yes friend. I have to do a double role for
twins One has moustache, other doesn't]
I understood sir. I understood
- But it is not your fault sir
- What do you mean?
It's not the fault of your eyes too But
please sign this paper, then I'll tell you
- what will you tell? "I'll tell"!
- Don't be so agitated sir
my father used to say that
"agitation is very harmful for health"
Listen, listen.
Don't..don't try to get smart with me
No sir. You say that you saw
me at the stadium. Right?
Yes!
What was I wearing?
- Hmm..you..you..
- Let me tell you sir
The one you saw was
wearing some colourful clothes
-Yes!
- He had sunglasses on his eyes?
- Yes, yes
Hair must've been ruffled?
And at first glance looks like a hooligan?
What are you trying to say?
I'm trying to say that you
didn't see me there, sir
Have you ever seen me wearing such clothes?
But the mistake you made, sir
happens with other people all the time
the one you saw wasn't Ram prasad
He was Laxman prasad
Dussherat prasad Sharma
my twin brother
- what?
- Yes sir
but how did you make this mistake, sir?
I have a moustache,
he is moustache shaven
- moustache shaven?
- Yes, Clean Shave
think a bit sir
Anyway, you are the master
If you want to dismiss me, then.....
dismiss me
But my father used to say
"Son Ram prasad. Never tolerate
false accusation and injustice"
And as you have lost your faith in me
I can't work here
please accept my resignation letter
greetings
Listen! listen! listen!
You were right.
Maybe he didn't have a moustache
maybe? What does "maybe" mean?
How can someone without a
moustache have a moustache, sir?
But Sir
I considered you like a father
And today you put this
false accusation on me
son, son, son, I made a mistake
sit, sit, sit here
You just said that I am
like your father, right?
Don't I even have the right to scold you?
-Yes, you have the right, sir
First tell me one thing
What does your brother do?
He does nothing sir.
Entire day sports, songs, cinema
- means he doesn't earn?
- No sir, he doesn't earn but loses
- meaning all household responsibility is on you?
- Yes sir
Do one thing
Bring him here tomorrow
I will manage a job for him
- No, no . This is impossible, sir
- Why?
He can't come wherever I am
I didn't understand
Sir, like I said, he doesn't know anything
except music, sports
Ok Ok. Day after tomorrow is a holiday
Send him to my house the
day after tomorrow morning
He will teach my daughter music
- Sir, you're taking one more trouble for me
- See! Don't stretch the matter
for the injustice done on you today
I have to do the penance for it
Send him day after tomorrow morning
Forget what I said.
Go and do your work. Go
Kiddo! you are stuck
See Deven. If I lose this
job, it will be a disaster
These days, no one gives
a salary of Rs. 950
And I have to arrange Ratna's wedding
See. You get me a false moustache.
Just like this. I'll take care of the rest
- Silver Jubilee
- What?
Golden Jubilee
Hit! hit, hit, Super hit
what's not there in this?
Sex, Emotion, motion
Tragedy, Comedy, Family drama
Cabaret, music, Sportsmanship.
It has everything
Today itself, I'll tell this idea
to Rishi Kapoor
- He'll become mad
- What?
He will go mad. mad!
What a brilliant Story!
What a brilliant story!
Hero, clean shaven, teaches the Boss'
daugher music in the evening
At night he roamances.
And in the morning?
Puts on a moustache, and works
in the Boss' office. Terrific!
Yes. The way you double roles in movies
Likewise, I have to do
a double role in life
But yes. Only for a day
Only for a day?
What do you mean?
I will make such a nuisance
at the interview
that Boss will throw me out
even before he asks me to sit
After that, saying that my mother is ill,
I'll take leave for a week
I'll grow my moustache back
shucks friend, you
punctured the entire story
Sex, Romance, Love, Cabaret
you censored everything?
Anyway, I understand your problem
Your work will be done
But what if I feel like sneezing
and the moustache ends up
on the Boss' face?
What are you talking about friend?
Sneeze! Even if you are hung the
moustache will stick there
I'll give you such spirit gum
[Shot is ready]
Ok. Now you go and shave your moustache
[Topsy Turvy, brother all is Topsy Turvy]
[Every straight way has a curved path]
[Topsy Turvy, brother all is Topsy Turvy]
[Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy]
[Topsy Turvy, all is Topsy Turvy]
Hi Gardner
Hi
Is the old man at home?
Which old man?
That master of yours
Bhavani Shankar
Who told you that Bhavani Shankar is old?
O! gardner. One whose name is
Bhavani Shankar
He grows old as soon as he's born
Why? Isn't it true?
Ok. Go and call him
Call him!
You sit here. I'll call him
Come in young man
Good morning
Good morning. You?
My name is Bhavani Shankar
By Joe!
Do you also have a twin
who works here as a gardner?
No. I don't have a gardner
I manage my own garden
- Oh! then I've made a big mistake
- What?
- You know I called you Old
- So, what?
- I am old
- Yes, you are old but.....
You know, like you shouldn't
call a blind, a blind
call a lame, a lame. similarly,
you shouldn't call an old person, Old.
That strikes his heart. Am I right?
- Sit down
- Thank you. Thank you sir!
- What's your name?
- Lucky, Lucky Sharma
Lucky?
Well the name is Laxman prasad but
friends call me Lucky
- you can also say that
- No!
I'll say Laxman prasad only
As you please sir.
Your wish
If you want, you can call me
Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
That reminds me
Fullname reminds me
Brother was saying that you
are in need of a music teacher
That is there
- But there are two conditions
- Conditions?
Yes. First condition
Your salary will be Rs. 200 per month
but you won't get the salary
Ram prasad will get it
why is that?
- I said this is my first condition
- Ok, ok. Agreed. What next?
Next is
my daughter will decide if you
are capable ot teaching music
Sorry Sir! These conditions aren't
acceptable to me
The way your daughter will decide
if I'm capable of teaching music
Similarly, an artist like me should
get the right to
decide if your daughter is
capable of learning music
That's fair. Quite fair
-Daddy?
- Urmilla, he has come to teach you music
- Hi
His name is
Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
- what was the name?
- Just a minute
- You can call me lucky
- Ok. Its alright
- I'll call you mister Lucky
- No, no. No need to add 'mister'
-You can just call me Lucky
and instead of miss Urmila,
I'll call you Mili
No! you'll call her miss Urmilla
and she'll call you master
whatever you say sir
Urmilla, see if he is capable
of teaching music
And you also see if she is
capable of learning music
- please. Lets go to the music room
- Let's go
And one thing.
Music is a very difficult thing
- Mili
- What?
- I mean miss Urmila
- Yes
miss Urmilla, music is an Art
Its not a Business or Accountancy
In music, 2 and 2 can not only be 4
It can be 5, it can be 3
It can also be Zero
- Lets go
- Lets go
"Yet to grow teeth and
befriending already!"
Come. please come in
Beautiful!
Did you do all this?
Yes
Fantastic!
See. please don't fail
me by taking a test
I don't know how to sing
Especially, in front of you
I can't sing
Why?
You're such a great artist
and I..
That... I was....
Last year, didn't you sing at Ravi Bhavan
in the contemporary artist's meet
Truly speaking, my interest in
singing started that day
I looked for you a lot
I reached there just after your song began
so, I didn't get your name
God is Great!
- That was very good
- Yes?
I mean, what's in a name
- the real thing is music
- I understood that listening to your song
please sing that song again
please
That day I felt as if
the world is a big open field
And in that field, I'm alone
with your voice
since then I've been
searching for that voice
I dream while sleeing or awake
Sitting or standing,
I keep thinking about you that..
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
Once, (I) just met this
innocent blossom (bud).
Blooming, (she) said
I am leaving happy.
When I look, it is right here.
When I search, it is not here.
This moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
Once, this moment fell from time somewhere.
There I found this tale.
The moment is nowhere.
By making you laugh a little.
By making you cry a little.
This moment is also about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
Looks like Ram prasad is stuck somewhere
But where did he go?
Don't know doctor uncle. This morning
he left so early, I didn't even know
Since two days he looks very anxious
I am anxious too
Talking to Bhavani Shankar, I felt
someone at his office has betrayed him
brother is here
brother, doctor uncle is here
what happened here?
Greetings, uncle
- what happened to your mouth?
- Nothing
If nothing, why have you put
a hanky over it?
- where did your moustache go?
- What have you done?
Working at Bhavani Shankar's office,
you shaved your moustache!
Your job is gone!
- you called me, sir?
- Yes, come, come
- yesterday Laxman came
- Who sir?
- Laxman, your brother
- Yes! my brother
Can I say something?
Don't mind my saying but
he's a bit upstart
- Why sir? Was he disrespectful?
- No no. He didn't do it on purpose
But, he talked to me
thinking I was the gardner
such a shameful thing, sir
Sir, don't let him enter the house
No, no, how can that be
he's your twin brother
Sir, how can I explain? my disaster
will be due to that twin brother
New subtitle
you are worrying unnecesarily
We've to accept one thing. There is
great sweetness in his voice
O yes! how is your mother's health?
Now its alright, sir
I'll come to meet her on sunday
- whom will you come to meet, sir?
- Your mother
- No, no sir. As I said she's
perfectly healthy now - so what?
Your mother and I won't meet?
I'm coming on sunday
[Action]
Hey! babu, hey babu, wake up!
It's 4'0 clock. We've to sweep.
Oh! why are you screaming?
-what happened?
Ooh! my hand hurts. How can I sweep?
And there is so much work to do
Who is asking you to work?
- Sit like a queen. I'll do all the work
- You are such a goodman
may God bless you
- O Gangu maid
- Yes
- I remembered something
- What?
My guru used to teach me Yoga...
Yoga..come here
I don't know anything about Yoga
- with Yoga, all pain will vanish
- Even backache?
Yes, yes. Absolutely
Now see. First stand like this
In standing position,
lift one leg
- like this?
- Yes. A little bit higher
- Now put your hands on your hips
- Here?
Yes! yes! Now lean a bit to this side
towards me
lean..lean..lean..lean..lean..
Ok. Now stop
Now lean a bit..lean..lean..lean
that side! that side!
- this side?
- Go son. lean..lean..lean..
Now slowly lift the other leg also. Lift it,
lift it, lift it, slowly..lift the other slowly
- your mother's ?@, your sisters @?,
can't you just work? [Cut]
[very good, very good] Vinay, some tea?
I'll be back in 15 minutes.
- Bye
- Bye
Sit, sit, sit
So, now you need a mother. Friend,
your story is gettng very complicated
Earlier I was thinking of
directing your story myself
But now, it seems that I've to call
a hit commercial film director
Because there is no logic
in your story anymore
First you need a Kurta, then moustache,
then mother
In my story, I'll put a wife
in place of the mother
If there's a wife she'll be young.
If there's a young wife, there'll be sex.
If there's sex, there'll be romance.
If there's romance, there'll be songs
If there"s songs, there'll be a villian. If
there's a villian, he'll fight with the hero
Hero will chase him
Dev, you think of the story later.
First think about me.
I need a mother and
that too tomorrow
What's the problem in that? I'll tell Aruna
and she'll become your mother today itself
- Have you gone crazy?
- Why?
- she'll look like...
- What? your wife?
Aren't there 25-26 years old stepmoms?
Dev, I don't want a stepmom.
I want a real mother
- Real? You mean 40-50 years old?
- Yes
40-50 years old mother....
ms. Sarita won't do your mother's role
ms Nirupa is very busy
ms. Sulochna is from Kolapur itself
mother's role...
Yes! 4 days ago I was working in Basuda's
movie "Who's my mother?"
The mother's role is played by a lady from here.
What's her name? mrs. Srivastava
She's a rich lady, social worker.
She works in films as a hobby
Lets go to her
She won't say "No" to us
No, No.
No mr. Deven, I can't do this work
- If we are caught?
- Caught?
- yes
- What's this you are saying mrs. Srivastava?
This is an artist's test
Its a challenge for you
Before you say "No",
please look at him once
middle class man, family's sole supporter
What'll happen if he loses his job?
Please look at him
How can this poor man's only
sister get married?
Who'll marry her, Mrs. Srivastava?
Consider it as a social work for
the women's society and do it. Please
Alright
No, no. I can't do it.
I don't have the courage.
I'm getting nervous right now
Mrs. Srivastava
You must've heard 'Father of the nation'.
Have you heard 'Mother of the nation'? No!
Why? Let me tell you.
It's easy to be a father, Mrs. Srivastava
and equally difficult a mother.
Its an honour to be someone's mother, and
today we've come to give you that honour.
I wish I had got this honour
I wish I could be his mother
Please agree Mrs. Srivastava.
I'll give you the courage
Please come... Sit... Sit
You told me that your only daughter
married and went to Canada?
- yes
- And the house seems empty without her?
- yes - her memories sadden
you and you've no peace?
How old is your daughter?
- around 22 -23 years old
- Ratna is also 24-25 years old
- Ratna?
- Yes. His sister. The only sister
She'll get a mother, you'll get a daughter
and your emptiness will be over
You'll only have to tolerate him
Don't get taken by his face,
he's quite intelligent
He's a chartered accountant,
very mannered
Son..touch your mother's feet
Long live. Long live my daughter
May you get my years
- My desire to see you brought me here
- Brother and I'll never forget your favour, aunty
By the way, is everything clear to you?
What's there to understand? Your father
and mother passed away. No, no.
Mother is still alive. I'm the mother
and I haven't passed away yet.
- And we are 3 people at home
- Not three aunty, four
- Four?
- Yes! four
O! yes, yes, four.
There's also one who isn't there
Laxman Prasad!
See, I haven't forgotten.
- Aunty, don't be nervous at all
- No, no. Why would I be nervous?
I'm not nervous at all. Yes!
[RamPrasad] Please come in sir
[gasps] they're here
Come in
Please come in, Sir
Why are you removing them?
Let the shoes be on
- What a holy atmosphere!
- Please sit, Sir
Ratna! O Ratna
- Let's go, aunty
- Hey! not aunty, mother, mother. Let's go
Wait! O! Good Lord
- Yes. Let's go now
- First fix your veil
- Yes, veil, veil. Let's go
- Slippers
Oh! thankyou, thankyou. Let's go
- I can't see your brother Laxman Prasad
- He's hardly at home to be seen
He is....He is....
Maybe he has gone to your place sir
to teach music
Greetings
I'm so fortunate that the dust
of your feet fell on this house
- don't say that, don't say that. The
fortune is mine. Please sit -Please sit
- This is my little sister Ratna
- Live long daughter. Sit
- She's doing her M.A. in Hindi
- M.A. in Hindi!
Why not, why not. After all you're
the daughter of a great father
-The mother should also get a little credit
Yes, why not? why not? The hand that
rocks the cradle rules the world
- Go daughter Ratna, get brother a cold drink
[ok]-sister, why the need for the trouble?
-what's the trouble in this?
Guest is God and
an offering has to be made to God
as the home's holy atmosphere, likewise
pure language, pure thoughts
Yes! How's your holy?
I mean how's your health now?
Health..The way it's with health.
As long as I'm breathing, I'm breathing.
What are you saying.
May God give you a long life
What will I do with a long life?
I've just one daughter and by God's
grace, her wedding is arranged
And I've only one son whom you've
given employment
-Only one son!
Sir... the thing is, mother doesn't
count Laxman in anything
O! yes, yes. His being there
is as good as not being there
His father used to say
"Birth alone doesn't make you a son"
"Only after fulfilling his duties does
a son become a son in reality"
What high ideals!
Here. Please sweeten your mouth a little
- Coconut sweets! My mother used to make them
- This is also made by mother, sir
But why did you tell me to sweeten my
mouth a little? I'm going to eat all of it.
Now, whenever I am free,
I'll come here
Why?
I meant why not, why not
- It is your home
- I have to come in greed of these sweets
No, no sir. Why trouble yourself for this?
Mother will make them and I'll
deliver them at the office
Yes, yes, I'll make lots of them.
Enough for 4-5 months
- Why Ratna? -Yes, mother
- Thank you. Thank you
sister, please rid me of a dilema
Apart from the moustache, there is no
difference between Ram and Laxman
How did you distinguish when they were kids?
Must have been very difficult.
O! yes, yes. It used to be very difficult
So, how did you distinguish between them?
- By their moustache
- Yes... huh?
Yes sir. Mother used to blunder a lot
when we were kids
If he had a cold, she'd wipe my nose
And if I had a tummy ache,
she'd give him the medicine
Then one day, with a pencil,
father made me a moustache
Since then sir. I've been with this
moustache since the age of 5
So, take care of your moustache, my son
take care of your moustache
- Ok sister. I don't feel like leaving
- But have to leave
- yes, have to go. Greetings
- Greetings
- Uncle, these sweets
- Yes! sweets, sweets
- I'll see him off till the car
- Yes, yes
Lets go
O! Ratna. Put on the fan daughter. Fan!
Full speed, fan. O! God.
Fabulous performance aunty
So?
Many, many thanks, Mrs. Srivastava
You were amazing in mother's role
And like a mother,
you saved from trouble
Take care of this Ram Prasad
Now, Ram Prasad will die and
Lucky Sharma will come alive
to teach music to Mr. Bhavani's daughter
Ok, Mrs. Srivastava
Should I make tea for you, aunty?
Ratna, daughter come near me
See, it's alright to call me aunty in public.
But can't you call me mother when alone?
Yes, mother
May I say something
if you accept
Don't come in my dreams
I walk in my sleep
when I see you. Believe me
May I say something
if you accept
Don't come in my dreams
I walk in my sleep
when I see you. Believe me
It happended yesterday too
You went past me
You were a bit disheveled,
a bit sad
I ran to cheer you up
in my dream
I feel down from the sofa
May I say something
if you accept
Don't come in my dreams
I walk in my sleep
when I see you. Believe me
Day before yesterday,
You had called me
I had hid my face in your hands
I had kissed your hand in my sleep, but
But the kiss was on the bed
May I say something
if you accept
Don't come in my dreams
Ratna?
- Mother!
- Yes
- Remembered your daughter after so many days!
- I had gone to bangalore
- Take this
- What's it?
-A Cat
-Huh?
-Atleast take a look
- Goodness! It must be very expensive
- So what?
No, no. I can't accept such an
expensive Saree
Alright. If it was your real mother,
you wouldn't have thought of the price
You didn't let me finish. Only a saree
won't do. I'll also take ear rings
- just like the ones you've worn
- Oh! then have these ones
No, no. Why should I take second hand?
I'll take new ones
Ok. Lets go to a jeweller tomorrow
and you make the choice. Ok?
- what's this? you're looking at your watch already?
- I've to go someplace, daughter
Please sit for a while
No dear. I've very important work
Understood. If I were a real daughter,
you wouldn't have left as soon as you came
If you say like that, I won't go at all
- where do you have to go?
- Can't you see how dressed I am?
There's a very important party
These days we don't have parties. We have
fashion parades in the name of parties
We have fancy dress shows.
Where have you come to?
The fashion parade or the fancy dress show?
Yes, yes. If you don't make fun of the national
dress, how can you be called Broad Minded?
R.C... you should backoff.
Bhavani has given a face smashing reply
-then let me fix it
- Kamala, what's the matter?
- Nothing
- We've met after many days. Didn't Sulakha come?
- No, she's gone to bangalore -Ok, ok
- yes, it's always like that. How's mother?
- She's fine
- Hello Mr. Raman. How are you?
- Fine. Thank you
- What about Sushma's beauty contest
- Actually, my wife had objections in this matter
That's very backward thinking. Don't worry.
I'll convince her. Excuse me. I'll be back
- Sushila, how are you?
- I'm fine
- when did u get this made?
- Today itself
Yes! I was also thinking of
getting a similar one made
- Ok. I'll see you again
- Ok
[Humming softly]
- Excuse me
- Yes
- I think we've met before somewhere
- No, I don't think so
Your name?
- I'm called Bhavani Shankar
- I'm called Kamala
Kamala Srivastava. Mrs. Kamala Srivastava
Amazing. Not only your face but
I feel I've heard your voice before
I'm sure we've met before
- I see, I see. You've met Mrs. Sharma from Khar?
- Yes
Yes! Its alright.
That's why you have the confusion
-But sister is a widow
-Is she your sister?
-Yes
Sister is a widow but still
people keep getting confused
We are twins
Looks like in your family
there is a tradition of twins
You're right. Our granny were also twins.
Ganga Rani and Yamuna Rani
And these nephews!
Ram Prasad and Laxman Prasad
O! Sheila. Excuse me.
- Let's go to Khar Yes sir
[Bell Rings]
You? Please come in
- Brother isn't at home
- And your mother?
- She is taking a bath
- Bathing?
Ok. Since I've come.
I'll meet her and go
Of course! Please sit
Excuse me. Any important work?
- Yes. Consider it important
- You can tell me
I can ask her. Because she take
a long time to bathe
No Problem. I'm also in no hurry
[Topsy Turvy brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy Turvy brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy Turvy brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Every straight way has a curved path]
[Topsy Turvy brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy
[Topsy Turvy all is topsy turvy]
- Ratna, where has Ram Prasad gone?
- Brother? I don't know
Why don't you know?
He has gone to the temple
- Temple? -Yes, today is tuesday.
Every tuesday he goes to the temple
He is full of traditions.
You know all these silly superstitions
I see! I see! Going to the temple,
worshipping. All these are bad upbringing!
- And wearing indecent clothes, not working
- See, I don't want to argue with you
There is no point in discussing these things.
Because there is a big gap between you and me
Generation gap after all. You look at
the past with your back towards the future
In fact the sun is rising behind you
You people from olden times
can't understand our thoughts
[Laxman!]
[Whom are you talking with?]
Mother! You've come mother.
- I mean you've come back from your bath?
- Oh! you!
You talk to him mother. I'll be back
- Greetings brother
- Greetings sister. Come, come. Sit.
You be seated too
- How are you now?
- Your mercies
- I was passing by. Thought to pay a visit
- What are you saying?
We hardly get to see you
Thing is. Yes! Your sister Mrs. Srivastava
I met her at a party
Oh! Kamala. How is she?
She's good. She's good
I haven't met her for a long time
Before marriage, we couldn't
live without each other
We're twins after all
And then there's my Ram and Laxman Apart
from looks they have nothing in common
Hey mom! I'm going. There's a jazz program. Asha Putli is coming.
I'll be late returning. Goodnight Mom. Bye Ratna. Toodle do sir
Go daughter. Bring sweets for brother
I'm very worried for this boy, brother
But God has also give you
a son like Ram Prasad
So principled... so truthful...
so hardworking....so well behaved
not enough words to praise
But these days Ram Prasad
looks a bit worried
why worried?
Brother, he respects you a lot
almost worships you
He's afraid that he'll make a small mistake and he'll
become less in your eyes; then what will happen?
Sister, Ram Prasad becoming less in my eyes?
It can't happen
No. He was saying that "one day
Sir had a wrong impression of me"
"He was going to fire me"
Sister, I'm ashamed for that incident.
But he's still afraid of being fired?
And I'm thinking of making
him the General Manager
[Mother]
Mother.
Sir, you!
Long live my son
-What's this? Why the reverence?
Sir, whenever I bow to the goddess,
I bow to my mother too
Because mother is greater than God
- And you're like a father, so I bow to you
- Sit, sit, sit. Sit beside me
Long live son
Seeing your devotion, my eyes are wet
Sir please give this blessing that between us
there'll never be a wall the width of a hair
what are you saying son?
Sister, you make him understand
Sister, you take rest and allow me
- Yes mother. You rest
- Ratna, hurry up!
No, no sister. Let it be today
I'm in a bit of hurry. Greetings sister.
- Let's go son
- Please come sir
Listen. Remember one thing.
As long as I'm alive
no one can even bend your hair
Let's go
We had thought that today
brother is finished
- But how did you come suddenly?
- Yes, mother hears the cries
See this
- But how did you come into the house?
- Yes! from the back
Through the window of the kitchen
- You came through that?
- Yes, only I know how I came through
My waist got stuck.
Half in half out
I knew that Mr. Bhavani Shankar
was already here. I..[ouch]
- what happened?
- I got sprained jumping through the window
Wait. Let me put iodex on it
Mother, today I came to know something.
You must've been very naughty as a kid.
Yes
In my father's house, the kitchen
was on the second floor
There was a tree behind it
Climbing that tree I used to enter
the kitchen to steal pickles
Today, I really had the thrill of childhood
- what happened?
- Mother knew that your boss was here
She jumped through the kitchen window
and sprained her leg
For us you've to take so much trouble, Mrs Srivastava
- Brother!
- From today, say 'Mother' instead of 'Mrs Srivastava'
- Yes, you are right
You must have been our
mother in some previous life
I feel the same too
But tell me, I know how
you changed your clothes
But how did you get the vermillion mark
on your head from the temple so quickly?
Mother, this vermillion
is not from the temple
- this is the vermillion of the lips.
- Vermillion of the lips?
Yes. See this
Hey! Here eat this.
- what?
- 'Dahi Bada'
No. I don't feel like eating
What? You don't feel
like eating 'Dahi Bada'?
No
If a girl refuses to eat 'Dahi
Bada', it has two meanings
Either she is slowly becoming a boy
- My head!
- No no. I didn't see those signs either
Then, the other thing is true
What's the other thing?
Surely, you've caught the disease of love
Who is he?
- There is no one
- See, you shouldn't lie
One day I also didn't feel like eating 'dahi bada'
the next day I knew that I was in love with Bantu
Yes. What's his name?
Lucky. I mean Laxman Prasad
Isn't he the one who comes
to teach you music?
Hey Urmi. How is it like to be in love?
I don't understand Pushpa. As long as Lucky
is with me, life seems so enjoyable
But when he leaves, it feels like
there is nothing left in life
So the matter has gone this far
Has he started coming in your dreams?
Sometimes
- what does he say when he comes?
- He comes and teaches me music
Brother, let me say what I've come to say.
Don't interrupt in between
That's your bad habit.
You don't let me say anything
Whatever you have to say,
say in half a minute
half a minute is alright.
I need less than half a minute
I'm telling! I'm telling.
Don't confuse me by staring at me.
I came to say that these days
Urmilla's signs aren't good
What do you have to say?
Say it clearly and frankly
She mumbles at night. Yesterday, I don't know
what she was mumbling taking Laxman's name
- Taking Laxman's name?
- Nothing wrong with the boy.
But it's our Urmi who is a
bit too drawn towards him
I say brother. Find a nice boy and
do a quick engagement and marriage
But sir. What did Laxman do?
No. No. I can't put any blame on Laxman
But this is the thing Ram Prasad
That Urmila, my daughter can't distinguish
between gold and brass
She doesn't know what's good for her
and what's not good for her
- But she should know this, right?
- Naturally sir.
In the pursuit of dancing, singing and
parties, Urmila has neglected her studies
Starting today, after office hours,
if you can tution her a little,
I'll be very grateful to you
What is this you are saying, sir?
But Sir.......
Laxman Prasad. What about him?
Tell him not to come to
my house today onwards
Why won't he come daddy?
It's hard to find such a good music teacher
not only in Bombay but the whole world.
Its just hard, right? But its impossible to
get a teacher like Ram Prasad. Impossible
- But daddy
- No buts!
Enough music lessons. Exams are near.
Do a bit of studying too!
Ram Prasad has agreed
after a lot of hesitation
I want you to see him and learn
what a good man is like
Both twin brothers. But there is a
difference of heaven and earth between them
Where is Laxman Prasad
and where is Ram Prasad!
I'm here sir
Come, come son Ram Prasad
Come here. Come here
We were just talking about you
What's this? These clothes? This moustche?
You also got fooled
This isn't Laxman.
His twin brother, Ram.
And this is my sister, Kalindi
- Greetings
- Live long. live long
And this is Urmila
Greetings
Son, today onwards, you take all
her responsibility
- What?
- I mean..the responsitility of studies
But sir. Where will the studies take place?
Here. In this room
No sir. What I meant was
In such a big room, studies can't
be done properly
We get distracted easily
For studies you need a small room.
Separate. Very quiet
He's right daddy. I'll fix the room
upstairs and we can start studying tomorrow
- Why not today?
- You know Pushpa? Its her birthday today
Ok sir. We'll start from tomorrow
By the way, tomorrow is a good day.
Auspicious Wednesday
- Ok daddy, I'm leaving. Goodbye
- Goodbye
- Ok Sir. I'll also go
- How can this be?
You've come to this house for the first time
How can you leave without eating and drinking?
- Sit
- Yes, sit
- Here. Eat this. I'll get some more for brother
- Eat the sweets. Eat.
- Greetings
- Greetings. Say
- Is Mr. Lucky home?
- Mr. Lucky doesn't live here
I mean Mr. Laxman
O! you're looking for little brother
- Are you Ms. Urmila?
- How did you know?
Please come inside
Little brother talks about you so much
that I know you by heart
What does he say about me?
One day he said, "Ratna, my Urmila isn't
a girl she's the imagination of a poet"
- My Urmila?
- Yes. You must've read Ramayana
What else will Laxman
call Urmila if not 'my'?
- Please call him
- He isn't home
- When will he be back?
- Can't say. He's the master of his will
- Then give me a paper. I'll
leave a letter for him - Ok
You write the letter. I'll
make some tea for you
Today I'm in a hurry. I'll
drink it some other day
- See. Please give this letter to him only
- Its for him so I'll give it to him only
-Can I get an envelope? -No need of an envelope.
Please fold it and I'll give it to him by hand
- I won't read it
- No, no. It's not like that
- The letter was a bit personal so..
- All understood. Don't worry at all
I'll give it to him alone
Let's go
- Ratna... Ratna
- What is it brother?
Why did Urmila come?
- To meet brother Laxman
- What was she saying?
- She has left a letter for him
- Give it to me
Why should I give it to you?
Letter is for brother Laxman
-Don't joke. -I'm not joking big brother. I promised
that I'll give the letter only to younger brother
- Here is your younger brother
- Ok. Now I can give you
- I'm dead
- What happened?
- She's asked to meet tomorrow at quater to 7
- So what? Meet her
What meet her! I'll get to her house
at 5:30 and start teaching her
Studies will finish at 6:30. She'll
reach that place easily in her car.
But how can I change from Ram Prasad to
Laxman Prasad and reach there in 15 minutes?
Meet her!
There's only one way
Says Kabir. Be of one name.
Neither Hindu neither Turkish
So is it illogical to deduce from this that
he doesn't take anyone's side?
Saint Kabir, by comparing
the religion and works of both...
Why do you keep looking at the watch?
Please concentrate on the studies
- It's 6:30 now
- Everyday it's 6:30 at this time
- It's one hour. I won't study anymore
- But half of the paragraph is still remaining
To study Kabir, one lifetime is less
but I'll try to finish by 7:30
- So, saint Kabir....
- Listen. I can't study more than an hour
I get tired
- But this paragraph...
- We'll finish tomorrow. Goodbye
-Studies over?
-Yes
-Have some tiffin
-Today I'm in a hurry...
-You're coming straight from work.
You have to eat. Brother's command.
What's the hurry?
- I'm very hungry
- Ok, ok. Eat, eat. I'll get some more
- So you're here.
- Go, go. I'm late. Chandan cinema
Brother in law. Brother in law
What are you doing here?
-Your wife is waiting for you there
-Wife?
-Yes. See there. She's waiting there
Hey! what are you doing. I'm in a hurry.
Open the door. I say, open the door
What happened brother? What happened?
See, I was going in. A guy called
me brother in law and I stopped
He went inside and closed the door.
Is this the way?
- His need was greater than yours
- Meaning what?
Meaning, his need was
more pressing than yours
What are you saying? Helen has started dancing
and singing. I still couldn't hold it.
You are saying that his
need was more than mine?
- Thank you brother in law
- 'Saala' [swear word]
-What did you say? -Brother, he called me brother in law
so isn't he my 'Saala' [also mean's wife's brother]
- Correct
- Mr. Saala, may I ask something?
You did that thing, changed clothes
and shaved your moustache so quickly?
This is called 'Jet Age' ..Ta ta
Come. Come. O Urmi. Mr. Lucky is here
You!
- Why are you so late?
- Its my magic that I came so early
Huh! Came early! Come
Sit
Why did you call me here?
We have to meet somewhere.
I can't live without meeting you
And if we've to meet like this daily,
it'll be difficult for me to live
Yes, yes. I know your eyes are big.
See. I'm a straightforward man
Why should we meet in hiding?
If we have to meet like this then........
- Forget me
- Are you history that I should read and forget?
I'm not but I'll become history.
You dad doesn't like me at all
So what?
He must have thought it over and fired me
And he must have made brother your teacher
after thinking it over
- If not one brother, then the other
- What?
Yes. Its ab. simple
If you start looking at brother,
you'll start seeing me in him
Don't you have shame?
Canvassing for your brother!
What shame is there in it? One who is Ram
is Laxman and one who is Laxman is Ram
Rubbish! That moustached stupid Ram!
He can't equal in seven lives.
- There is no question of equality
- Here is your tea
Thanks a lot
Listen. We can't talk here.
Let's meet at Juhu beach tomorrow. Ok?
Those who meet don't meet. In reality,
only those meet who don't meet.
Because what is, isn't there
and what isn't there, is there
This isn't merely a play of words
And even if its a play, it is the vision
and within this meeting or not meeting, being
or not being, lies the ocean of illusion
[Once, this moment fell
from time somewhere]
[There I found this tale.
The moment is nowhere.]
[By making you laugh a little.
By making you cry a little.]
[This moment is also about to go.]
[The soon to come moment is about to go]
[If you can, live your life in this]
[moment that is about to go.]
[The soon to come moment is about to go]
- But why is he coming to meet me again today?
- I don't know
Yesterday, in the office he suddenly said
"I'll come to meet your mother"
"I've very important work"
I don't like this anymore. What will he
think about us the day he finds out?
What do you think?
I like all this drama? But what can I do?
- Take courage and tell him everything one day
- Yes! He'll hold me by the ear me and fire me
Looks like he's arrived
But mother we have to do something.
-Please come
-Greetings - Greetings
-You please sit -you please sit
- How is your health now?
- Your mercies
Today I've come to discuss
some important matters
Yes, yes. Why not?
The matter is... sister
Sir..if you wish..we... outside
- No no. Actually I've come to talk about you
I have come to pray to you. Please
give my daughter a place at your feet
I've brought her proposal for Ram Prasad
What are you saying? You're so wealthy
and this is a small house
Big or small is of a person's heart, sister
What if your house is small?
The heart is so big!
I fold my hands.
Please don't disappoint me
- But...
- No buts sister. You have to say 'Yes'
[Ratna daughter! What's happening?]
Bhavani! What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I have asked the question first.
You answer.
- This is the house of my Son-in-law to be
- Really!
- So you've fixed Urmilla's marriage?
With Laxman? - yes
- NO No Noooo
- What happened?
- Not with Laxman. With Ram Prasad
- Oh!
- Answer me. Why are you here?
- Me?
- You know Kamala. Kamala
- Kamala??
I mean Bimla. Kamala, Bimla.
They both tie me 'Rakhees'
- She's my sister by name
- I see
Now I'm stuck. I don't know if I'm
on the grooms side or the bride's side
- No issues. You're both.
You eat the sweets on both sides
Ok brother. Tell me. When is the auspicious date?
We shouldn't delay in this work
Yes. I'll go now and get an auspicious date
Don't get up sister. Son, you stay here.
- Greetings -Greetings
Kedar will see me off. Let's go Kedar
Greetings. Greetings
- Let's go Kedar
- Come. Come
- A new problem has started
- Once the marriage is done, all problems will be over
- You don't understand mother
- Why?
The problem is, the father likes Ram
and the daughter likes Lucky
Daughter doesn't want to see Ram's face and seeing
Laxman's face, father's blood pressure rises
- I'm stuck in the middle
- So, what will you do now?
There is only one way
For the sake of Ram,
Laxman will have to go into exile
Urmila, forget your Laxman
Your Laxman is leaving
town forever and ever
[you marry brother. He'll
keep you very very happy]
[more than I could]
Amazing! How did you hear this?
But you've heard the truth
The boy is pure gold
I had thought that God
stopped making such boys
I went straight to his house
and fixed matters with his mother
Yes
Why not? Your daughter is like mine
Ok. Let's meet again. Goodnight
But I won't do this marriage, daddy
What did you say?
It's going to be my marriage, daddy. And you
didn't try to know my likes or dislikes
I didn't think it was necessary
- You don't know if your likes are right or not
- I have grown up now, daddy
- Even more grown up than me?
- But I hate your Ram Prasad, daddy. I hate him
Why don't you try to understand, daddy.
Maybe I like someone else
Oh! You think you are in love with someone?
Maybe with Laxman?
Your marriage won't be
with one whom you love
Your marriage will be with one whom I love.
Meaning Ram Prasad
- Is there a compulsion?
- Yes!
You have forgotten the manners, prestige,
nobility and origins of your house
Without shame, seeing eye to eye, you
talk about your marriage to your father?
My love has spoilt you so much
Your marriage will be with Ram Prasad.
Go! Go! Go from here
I'm going. But I still hate Ram Prasad
[Bell Rings]
Who's it?
Urmi!
You!
So late at night!
I've come to ask you
- How could you write that letter?
- What else could I do Urmi when your father likes brother?
What if father likes someone!!
You tell me. Whom do you like?
Do I have to tell whom I like?
Say
But Urmi, the depth with
which I like you....
- Brother also likes you equally
- But I hate him! I hate him!
I hate him very much
- Speak softly! Brother will hear
- Let him hear. I don't fear anyone
I have left home for good
- Urmi!-
- Yes. I'm going to Pushpa's house
Tomorrow morning you'll come there,
take me to a temple and marry me
- Against your father's wishes?
- Yes!
- I'll lose my job Urmi
- What?
- I mean my brother's...
- May your brother and his job go to hell
If you don't come tomorrow. Then I...
Then I'll commit suicide. Understood?
And the blame will be on you. Remember
- Let's go
- Urmi! Listen! Hear me out. Listen!
[Bell Rings]
You! Greetings
- Is Ram Prasad there?
- Yes. Please come in. I'll call him
No. I'm alright here daughter. Please call him quickly
- Ok. Brother
- Who is it Ratna?
- Bhavani uncle is here, big brother
- Moustache?
- I'll put it on right now
- He'll be a minute. You come inside..
- What is your other brother doing?
He..he isn't in
Those were my thoughts too.
When did he leave home?
He left in the morning
Did you see him leave?
- Was he home at night?
- Yes. He was in at night
When did you last see him?
Around 10 to 10:30.
What's the matter uncle?
- Nothing daughter. Go. Send
Ram Prasad quickly - Ok
He looks very serious. He
didn't come inside too.
He's cross examining about
Laxman like a lawyer
Looks like, very soon a new
Ramayan will be written
By Laxman's hands, Ram will be slain
What's this sir? You are standing here?
Please come inside
You come outside. I want
to talk to you in private
Yes. Sir?
- Your brother Laxman isn't at home?
- No sir but what happened?
- With his help my daughter has run away from home
- No No Sir
Yes Ram Prasad.
I'm going to inform the police
Please don't do that sir.
All secrets will be out.
What secrets will be out?
-If the police start asking questions,
I'll be left nowhere. I'll get trapped sir.
-How will you get trapped?
What I mean is, if Laxman becomes
infamours, how will I marry off my sister?
And sir, I can say with certainity that Laxman had
no part in your daughter running away from home
How can you be so certain?
After all, what's the difference between us?
We are twin brothers
If your brother is innocent
then why are you worried?
- I'm going to inform the police
- No no Sir. Please!
Please Sir. Give me 3 hours and I'll bring
Miss Urmila to your house
How? You know where she is?
No no sir. But I know Laxman's hangouts.
And if Laxman knows anything, then..
Ok. Ok. But after 3 hours,
I'll inform the police
You?
- Urmi has called me
- Oh! Please come in
Please come
Please come. Go on upstairs
Urmi!
- What were you eating?
- Poison. Not your business
- Urmi!
- Don't call me Urmi
- OK. I won't call you. But listen to me
- What do you want to say?
See. Nothing can be done in anger.
You need to think with a cool head, Urmi.
- How dare you touch?
- Urmi!
- Again Urmi?
- Listen
- Don't come forward
- Atleast listen
-But why are you venting your father's anger
on me -Just get out from here -Listen!
Did I refuse to marry?
- what?
- That's what I've come to say
- Oh! so, you came to tell me that?
- Yes!
You skunk! Ever seen your face
in the mirror? Just get out from here
- I don't want to talk to you. Get out of here
- But Urmi
- You scoundrel, you scoundrel, you rascal, you you
- You..you..what are you doing?
- you..you..You get out from here..get out..
- Listen to me..what's happened to you..
- So, you hate me?
- Yes
- You don't want to see my face?
- Yes!
Ok. I'll go away forever. But once.
For the last time, look at me. Please
- Ok, I'm leaving
- Lucky?
- No, I'm not lucky. I'm stupid.
- You are stupid
But you are mine
Bhavani, what is this foolishness?
I'm your friend. Trust in me
Urmilla also means something to me
Your honour is my honour
If increasing your blood pressure
will solve this, then do it with glee
If I don't increase my blood pressure, should
I beat the drum with this thought that
your favourite, ruffina, loafer, moustache-less
nephew has run away with my innocent daughter?
Then shout a lot!... Scream a lot!
There is Laxman's gain in it
-Laxman's gain?
-Yes
-How's that?
Brother, if your blood pressure rises,
you'll have cerebral haemorrhage
And if you have cerebral haemorrhage,
you will die
And when you die, Your wealth will go to Urmilla.
To Laxman..Shout!....Shout!
- Then I won't shout
- Bhavani, I know Laxman very well
- He is naughty but he isn't a
vagabond or hooligan - yes, he is!
You're shouting again?
He is. He is a vagabond,
hooligan, ruffian, loafer
- Kedar. I want to speak to Urmilla in private
- Ok Ok. Ram let's go
Do just like I told you
Go
Let's go
I'm very sorry daddy.
Please forgive me
You spoke the truth daddy
A man without moustache can't be noble
Laxman. Laxman turned out to be a no.
1 laofer
What's the use of repenting now?
What all programs I had made. I found a boy
like Ram for you and you spoilt everything
Nothing has gone wrong daddy
Mr. Ram has..Mr. Ram has forgiven me
And he also said that he...
he still... still...
still what?
He still....
doesn't have any objections in marrying me
- this!..Ram Prasad said this?
- Yes
Blessed Ram Prasad
Father used to say that
"we shouldn't dwell on small mistakes"
"A human should strive to look
into the soul of a human"
"Because the most important thing is
Cleaness of Heart"
Yes! Brother used to speak the truth
Look at today's people. Busy with cleaning moustache and beard.
No attention towards cleaning the heart
Yes. I also can't understand why these days
people keep shaving their moustache
Kalindi!
What is it brother?
Bring Ram Prasad some bread
Eat. Eat. Eat your fill
- Today is the last day to eat
- What?
I mean, before marriage you're eating
for the last time today
Why are you standing here listening? Bring food.
Eat son. Eat. I'll be right back
- Shall I bring 'potato paratha'?
- No no
Why no? Your uncle also used to say no but
in the end she used to eat 4 persons food
Hello. Police?
Oh! no no. This is too much
How is this too much? This much paratha was
enough just to warm up your uncle's teeth
He always says "Kalindi, you talk too much
and eat too little"
But son, I couldn't
fulfill one of his wishes
- But I'll fulfill it after your marriage
- What's that aunty?
He loved to eat 'Radish Mughlai Paratha'. One day,
with great effort, I read a book and made some for him
But after eating the first Paratha,
he passed away at the dining table itself
Son, after your marriage, I'll make the
same 'Radish paratha' for you. Ok?
No aunty. Don't feed me 'Radish paratha',
feed me 'Potato paratha' only
Why only 'Potato paratha' son?
I'll feed you Calcutta's 'Royal Bhog'
Delhi's 'Golden Halwa'!
'Peda' from Madras!
-From Benaras..Benaras
-Kalakan!
-I'll feed you Kalakan
But sir, so many sweets?
Son, if you don't eat, how
will you get strength?
And if you don't have strength,
how will you bear the police beatings, son?
- Police beating?
- Yes, police beating
You cheat! you fraud!
Sir... you... you please forgive me sir.
Forgive?
Not forgive. I will clean you.
Police must be on their way
Sir, I....
No! Beware! Beware!
I'll shoot you if you try to escape
- Hey Kalindi. Guard the door.
Don't let him escape - ok
No sir. I....
I won't escape. You informed the police.
You did very well.
- I deserve to go to jail
- Yes!
I have done many sins.
Let me repent for my sins, sir.
Let me touch your feet
Beware! No feet business! No feet business
Aunty? Atleast you let me touch your feet.
He escaped..he escaped...
catch him... catch him
Move away from my front!
Who?
- You!
- Shhhhhh
- Your moustache?
- It went into your daddy's hands
Spirit gum was less. Bugger came off
infront of him. I got caught
What about our marriage now?
Urmi
[Urmi! Urmi!]
- Don't open the door. Don't open the door
[Urmi open the door. Urmi!]
No no. I am changing my clothes daddy
- I'm changing my clothes daddy
- No no. Say it loudly
I'm changing my clothes daddy
Ok keep the door closed.
A big criminal is in the house today.
Today he won't escape my hands
- Kalindi. You see this side. I'll see upstairs
- Ok brother
- Go!
- I'm going. I'm going
- What will happen now?
- Now I'll have to go to jail
There is a way
If we get out from here and get married
then daddy won't... his son-in-law
But how will we get out of here?
Over there, the demon is
standing with a pistol
- Demon, who?
- Your daddy
-You called my daddy!!...
-No no. Over there, the angel is waiting to
welcome me with a pistol
Now tell me how we get out of here
How to get out of here...
- Tarzan
- Meaning what?
- You have a rope, right?
- No
- Give me 2/4 bedcovers, shawls, whatever, quickly!
- Understood
-Listen, I'll go out and start the car.
You meet me there.
-Ok
- Listen. You won't fall, right?
- No. Go!!
Listen
Nothing
KALINDI ?$%!! What are you doing here?
- Brother, I thought..
- Thought! You started thinking too!
Go see there! I'll see here.
Where will he run?
Hands Up!
Why you thief!
- Wait for the fun. brother... brother..
- Aunty... aunty..aunty
- He's getting away brother..brother..come quickly..
- Aunty..aunty..don't hit me so hard..aunty
- Take that... brother...
- Aunty... aunty...
Brother..brother..come quickly..brother...
Get down... Get down
Brother..brother..brother..
What happened? ..what happened?
- Brother..brother, brother, brother
-Brother, he ran away
-Where? where?
-this way. this way
thief..thief...
[Topsy turvey, brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy turvy, brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy turvy, brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Every straight path has a curved way]
[Topsy turvy, brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy turvy, topsy turvy]
[Topsy turvy, all is topsy turvy]
- Sir?
- Put him in the lockup
Walk..Go inside and sit.
[-what? don't you people have other work]
-Keep quiet. This is a police station
-This is the limit]
Who is shouting there?
[It's sir's voice]
O let me go. Sir
Sir. Morning Sir.
- You got caught again?
- Yes
- Where did you find him?
- His liquor shop is behind the nearby house, sir
- When will you quit this business?
- Whenever you say, I'll quit
Sit there quietly.
I'll meet the big sir and come back
- Hey! Up! Up!
- What happened?
Get up from here. Sit over there
- Going, going. Going brother. Why touch me?..
You do your own work
Hey! Smoking sir's cigarette! Go!
-Don't touch.
-Go!...get lost....go...
-ok..ok
- Go! Go!
- I'll draw your card. Card..Card... I'll draw it
Hooligan!
Sit here. Sir will be here shortly
Hey! Put your leg down
- Put your leg down!
- Who's it?
Inspector sir, you've come?
- I'm not an inspector
- Not an inspector?
Then you must be a thief, petty thief,
hooligan or vagabond
NO!
What! This is a police station. So, there will be the
police or thief, petty thief, hooligan and vagabond
- Will there be a great soul here?
- No!
- I'm a businessman
- Businessman?
Then I'm also a businessman
Glad to meet you
No! You're a businessman and so am I.
Looks like we both have the same business.
Where is your liquor shop?
Hey! Why keep throwing bombs?
My drunkenness will be over
Will you keep quiet or not?
Ah! Its good..understood... understood..
Understood brother
Its the first time you've been caught
so you are nervous
Brother, there is no need to worry
I have the medicine for it.
I'll give it to you
Look that way. Look that way. Look that way
Brother. Its from the first batch.
Take two gulps
You'll have a lot of fun.
All nervousness will go away
Drink, drink. Drink and see.
What have you done?
You insulted alcohol!
And its your livelihood. Unfaithful!
- Shut up!
- Hey, be silent. Big officer is coming
- What is this?
- Greetings, big officer. Greetings
Why have you become thin sir?
You will never straighten up
Sir. What's my fault sir?
The Municipality said, Jaundice is on
the rise, drink water after boiling
That's why people stopped drinking water
and my business flourished
There are some people, sir,
who neither drink liquor nor water
They drink something else.
Let it go sir. [sniggers]
What a joke sir! [sniggers]
-Constable
-Yes sir
-Put him in the lockup
Wait a minute. Sir he's my friend.
He got caught for the first time
Please give him less punishment.
Greetings sir.
Take him away. Take him away
Ok brother. Tata, tata, bye bye
Why has he been brought here?
Rash driving sir. Hit a police jeep.
A revolver was also found on him
Revolver?
I have license
Show it
It's at home
What did you find in the car?
Nothing sir
It means he was running away
after dumping the goods
What were you smuggling?
Whose goods were those?
What do you mean "whose goods were those"?
Do I look like a smuggler, moustache-less!
- Do you start drinking from morning?
- I don't drink alcohol
That drunkard spilt it on me
But officer, officer. You car was parked to
the wrong side. It was not my fault
It is obvious that you don't know me
This one speaks english
Now I know you.
Welcome home. Welcome home
Famous bandit, dacoit, murderer, smuggler,
cheat, Mr. Pascal DeCosta
- Pascal?
- Yes
- If I'm Pascal, you are Rascal
- Shut Up!
You're tricking us with
your false moustache?
-Constable
-Yes Sir
-Remove his moustache
Beware! Beware!
- What happened? What happened?
- Sir, his moustache is real
- moustache is real?
- You attacked my moustache!
I won't let go off you
I'll go to the High Court
I'll go to the Supreme Court
I'll raise it in the Parliament,
you bloody buffon!
Hey Mr. Pascal. Don't forget that
I'm a police officer
- You are a police officer?
- Yes
You're not a police officer,
you're a foolish officer
F.O.O.L.I.S. H. Foolish meaning Idiot
- Shut Up!
- Come On!
Mr. Bhavani Shankar! you here?
- Mr. Bhavani Shanka?
- Yes sir, He is a very big industrialist
- Are you sure?
- Of course, sir.
Oh God!
Please pardon me. It's not my fault.
Have a look at this photo.
It looks like your twin brother
Officer, you can beat me, imprison me, hang me
But don't say the word 'twin' infront of me
Ok sir. I won't say
Do you want to drink something cold?
Do you want to go home?
- Sharma, take him home
- Yes sir. Please come
Thank you
You are welcome sir
- Constable, bring me my moustache
- What?
-Oh brother! Bring me something cold. Cold!
Ok Sir
- You've come back brother? Congratulations
- Congratulations for what?
- Urmilla got married
- Very good
WHAT? With whom?
With Laxman
This marriage can never happen
But the marriage is done brother
they've already circled the fire
I'll make them go
anti-circles, anti-circles
A Hindu marriage can't be
broken so easily, brother
Mrs. Srivastava. You?
You can call me Mrs Srivastava
and Mrs Sharma too
I didn't understand
I'll explain
First tell me Bhavani
Why are you so angry on Laxman?
Only because he doesn't have a moustache?
- Only!!
For one who chopped his moustache, how long would
it have taken him to chop his brother's neck?
- Huh?
- Yes
Yes, Laxman has killed his brother Ram
Do you understand murder?
He came here wearing a moustache
so that in the guise of Ram I..
- Listen to me
- No! I won't listen to any of you now
You are correct! You're speaking the truth.
Don't listen to anyone. Just listen to me
Lo! one more moustache-less has arrived.
Who are you brother?
- I'm Prasad's friend
- Which Prasad?
- you can say Ram Prasad or Laxman Prasad
- Beware!
Don't take the name of Laxman Prasad
in front of me
Sir..Sir..Sir..
Please think
If for some reason you have
to shave your moustache
Will you change from Bhavani Shankar
to Poppat Lal?
You won't become, right?
Just look towards the world
Jawaharlal Nehru, Mao Tse Tung, President Kennedy.
Did they have moustaches?
No. Were they great men?
Yes!
And look at the other side
A small Hitler with a small toothbrush like moustache.
And how big was the destruction of his mind?
Bhavani. Is nobility a bird which
makes its nest in a moustache?
Meaning what?
Meaning you saw Ram watching hockey
Then to save his job,
he had to lie to you
He had to play the act of a twin brother.
Even Kamala had to.
And you didn't even find out
Oh No!
Come son. Come. Come
Bhavani. Give them blessings.
Hey! Go. go.
Please forgive me sir
Hey! not sir. He's your father-in-law.
Say father. Father!
Please forgive me....Father
Daddy
Brother
Uncle
Uncle
Brother
Bhavani
Please
Alright! Alright!
Ready?
Smile
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has
a curved path
Straight way has a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
If you are hungry for bread,
then earn money
To earn money also,
you need money
If you don't get by asking
then sweat it out
When money is sweat,
you need a hanky
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy
All is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has
a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy
Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
A hanky is also made
by tearing a shirt
For a shirt, you need cloth
Let's say somone
donated you a cloth
First go to the tailor
and get it sewn
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy
All is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has
a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy..Topsy Turvy....
All is Topsy Turvy
An unsewn shirt is no good
A sewn shirt needs sewing
For getting it sewn, you need money
And to earn money, you need money
O! Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy..Topsy Turvy...
Brother, all is Topsy Turvy
Every straight way has
a curved path
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy. Brother,
all is Topsy Turvy
Topsy.........Turvy
Ok..take care.
Is your TV working these days?
Yes. Why?
I am coming to watch TV
at your place tomorrow evening!
I've tickets to "Eros" for
tomorrow evening. For you too.
Oh! tear them and throw them away.
Tomorrow evening it's
Cosmos Vs. mohan Bagan
Black pearl! World's greatest
football player "pele"
We are getting a chance to see him!
Deepak, I have just one regret in life
I couldn't see "pele" in 'Flesh and Blood'
I couldn't greet him at
Calcutta Airport, friend.
Then its OK. Bring Ratna along.
We'll have dinner together.
Ok..Ciao..
[Bell Rings]
Who? Brother?
Yes!
Today you are so late.
Yes. Today I'm a bit late
We had a party at Anand's.
I was asked to sing many songs.
Go, dish out the food.
Lets go. Doctor uncle was here
- I see. When?..
- Evening. He came to visit a patient nearby
- And? What was he saying?
He was saying. This year,
only 15% students passed in your subject
So, what do you think?
Won't I be among the 15%?
- Go, go. Dish out food. You have eaten?
Why? How many times have told
you to eat up if I am late?
I have also said many times
that I don't want to eat alone
Ok. Ok..Now hurry and dish out the food.
And yes! Set the alarm
for 5:25 in the morning.
Why? What will you do so
early in the morning?
Isn't there a test match commentary?
India Vs. Australia?
See how Gavaskar and Vishwanath
make mince of Australia.
Amarnath is also in form.
-And Chandresekhar and Bedi! Aha!
- Stop! Stop!
Stop your running commentary now.
Brother! You will pass, won't you?
- Again! same old "Hen's single leg"?
- No! No! Its not that
Doctor uncle was saying that,
if you pass, he has found a job for you.
Ratna, how will uncle find a job for me?
He couldn't find a girl
for himself in 65 years!
O! brother. You are just.......
- Ratna, my child
- Doctor Uncle! Come! Come!
How is your patient?
- A big blunder has happened.
- What happened?
- Well, with the second dose his fever came down.
He was well and having tea.
So, what's so bad about it?
If patients start getting well in two
doses, then doctors will be out of jobs.
No Illness! No fees!
Doctor uncle! you and your nephew
are both the same.
- Come! please come inside.
... Let's go.
- Should I make tea?
No. Let it be
Where is Ramprasad?
- Today his results are to be declared?
Yes. Brother has gone to check that.
May God make your brother pass it.
Why won't he pass?
He has been studying through the nights
[Door Creaks]
I think he has arrived.
What happened brother?
-what happened?
What happend to whom?
-about your results
- That... which I feared.
Uncle, your information was wrong
Not 15%. Only 12% passed
- So did you?
- I told you only 12% passed
Ratna, come here
I will ask him the results.
Why son?
- Tell the truth.
- I passed uncle! I passed!
Long live my son, live long.
You have grown like your father
In times of joy, he used
to act just like that
Son, a heavy burden
has now lifted from my heart
What kind of burden, uncle?
Now you can stand on your own feet
Doctor Uncle!
Here, please sweeten your mouth
I knew my brother couldn't fail
that's why I had ordered
the sweets in advance
Ratna, my child. Bring a pen and paper
I have seen a job for you
If you are lucky you might get it
The starting salary is Rs.550 -600
550 - 600?
Who will give, uncle?
I don't even have experience
Your inexperience is your
greatest qualification
I will explain these later
- first write.
To the proprietor
Urmilla traders
No Sir... you'll have
to call back in an hour
Thank you sir.
- Sir, tea?
- Put it down
[phone Rings]
Yes, sir?
- please bring the application files, head clerk
- Right sir.
How many applications came in total?
A total of 117 sir
23 freshers and the rest are experienced
put the experienced applications
in the trash bin
Sire, the country is in this state
due to the experienced applicants!
Anywhere you see
no one below the age of 70 - 80
is seen in any post!
Which is why the country is unable to run!
Like an aged it is dragging itself
Yes sir. You spoke very truly.
But there is only one flaw
in today's generation
-what's that sir?
They are more intereseted
in sports and fashion
Yes sir. You spoke very truly sir.
Anyway, read the names
The first name is "Vicky Saxena"
Vicky?
What kind of name is "Vicky"?
-Sir, it might be "Vikram"
shortened to "Vicky"
-Rubbish!
Anyone who shortens his name
will also do a small job
Remove this short "Saxena" ...proceed
proceed here!
I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry
- Second name is "Badri Narayan Srivastav"
- Good. Call him. Next?
The third name is "Ram prasad Sharma"
- Call him too
[Hums a song]
Doctor Uncle!
Whose clothes are you ironing?
-Brother's
Today at 11, he has to go for an interview
He is going to wear these clothes to the interview?
- Yes
- For heaven's sake!
- What happened?
-Nothing, nothing. Ram prasad! Ram prasad!
- Coming Uncle
Uncle, did you read today's newspaper?
India Vs. pakistan. First hockey test
Islauddin and Samiulladin are coming
Tell me what will the result be
I can't tell the result of the hockey test
But I can surely tell the
results of your interview
what?
If you wear these clothes to the interview
the result will be 'whoosh'
I don't understand
I've come here to make you understand
Ratna child, first make me tea. Go
Come here
come sit
Let me tell you something
about Bhavani Shankar
Bhavani Shankar?
Yes! the proprieter of Urmilla Traders
who will be interviewing you today
my childhood friend
-I see
He is a character with very strong
likes and dislikes
For him, your biggest plus point is
your moustache
- Huh?
- Yes
He measures people by their moustache
he says
He whose moustache is clean
his heart isn't clean
This he says truly
- yes?
- Yes!
No no. I didn't mean you
You are an exception uncle
So in his office there will only be
people with moustache?
Yes. apart from the receptionist
-because..its a girl
Now listen carefully
Number one, this
- Don't use your short
name in the interview
you have to use your full name
R.p. Sharma wont do
You have to say "Ram prasad Sharma"
Number two, this
He hates recommendations
he shouldn't know that I am related to you
And number three. most important point
Don't answer any questions
other than 'on' accountancy
huh?
Assume you don't know anything about
Cinema, hockey, cricket, football and music
- A total peasant
peasant?
-Because, Bhavani Shankar's
father used to tell him
"During the years of study,
there should only be study
And nothing else
After studies are over
Fulfill all you desire"
He is very proud of his
culture and heritage
So instead of shirt and pant
wear "dhoti kurta" or"kurta pyjama"
But Uncle. I don't even
have a "Kurta pyjama"
Then Beg, Borrow or Steal
manage it from somewhere
- And listen
Apply oil on your head nicely
Uncle
Which insolent says that "Hitler is dead"?
Wait, wait, wait. Stop the Car
prasad!
Dever?
Where have you been in over a year?
And where are you going?
- Do you remember Jagganath?
- Yes
- He is a social worker now
- I see
I'm going to borrow a "Kurta pyjama"
from him for just a day
I have an interview
"Kurta pyjama" for an interview!
- Yes
Did you apply for some ministership?
See. Don't get involved in ministership
- find some permanent job
- No. Its not that
You want a "Kurta pyjama"? -Yes
- Then come with me
I'm going to mohan studios.
I will get one for you
Camera Running. B/12 Take 1
Amit
your drink. Lady
mr ButteroChips
The way to offer drinks to ladies is this
come Hurricane, come
typhoon, come eartquake
But..
Not a drop of wine is spilt from the glass
And even if it spills
It spills with style
Like this
Cut it!
- Ghoshley
- Yes
- Bring all the "Kurta pyjamas" we have.
Quick! - ok sir
[phone Rings]
Hey! Deven
Hi! Hero!
What are you working on?
- [sighs] "Jurmana"
- Hasn't it completed yet?
- No my friend. You?
I'm working in a mythological
mystery, suspense drama
"Who is parvati's Husband?"
O! I forgot to introduce you.
This is my childhood friend, mr. prasad
And..I don't need to say anything about him
There is blood flowing from there
- Yes. Its makeup
- Oh!
- Its his first time in a studio. thats why..
- I see
- Ok. Let me put on some makeup. Bye
- Ok. See you.
Please. my name is Rita
please write. "To Rita, from bro. Anthony"
I see. You want bro. Anthony's
autograph not mine.
No No. Its not like that.
OK.please write
"To Rita, from bro. Anthony Bachhan"
Friend. With this moustache
you look very different
Yes friend. I have to do
a double role for twins
One has moustache, other doesn't
Shamnadar, this side is a bit higher
- please trim this a bit
- Ok
- And has the actress arrived?
- No
- Then why are you putting me a moustache?
Just get me ready. Go and send Bhosle
Tell me something
- How is Ratna?
- She's fine. Doing her m.A.
She's doing m. A.!..and did you marry?
- no
- And any affairs?
No
-Eh! just like this! straight and simple?
See. what I am telling you is..
- Deven Sir?
- Yes
Here are the "Kurta pyjamas"
- Bro. check which one you like
- Any simple one will do
Atleast make a selection!
This will be fine
- Friend. This one.. - this looks
like Amitabh Bachhan's. Leave it.
Select another one
This will do
- this is too broad. Whose is this?
- This belongs to bro. Hari
Oh! Sanjeev Kumar's
Don't you have any Kurta of his size?
I have sir Asrani's Kurta but it
maybe a bit smaller for him
No no. It will do. Its just for one day
I will manage. please bring it.
And also bring a sling bag
and a jacket along
But why do we need that?
Oh! Kid! If you wear only Kurta pyjama
you will look like mr. Gulzar
wear a Dhoti, Kurta and jacket
and you will look like mr. India
mr. India!
- Badri Narayan Srivastav?
- Ya!
What's the matter?
12 interviews over in 20 mins?
I can't understand anything.
Nothing was asked on Accountancy
- He asks all kinds of weird questions
- Weird questions? meaning?
Brother, all this is a show.
The selection has already been made
morning sir
- please come. Sit down
- Thankyou sir.
- you must know my uncle very well
- Huh?
His name is "Harry Srivastav"
He studied in college with you
He was the captain of the football team too
Uncle has said "hello" to you, sir.
You don't recall, sir?
- Harry Srivastav? You mean Hari Narayan Srivastav?
- Yes sir, yes sir
-Now he is a renowned football coach, sir
Sir, when the "Black pearl" was here,
He selected the team for mohan Bagan
- Black pearl?
- Yes sir. World's renowned footballer, pele
Sir, like we call Rabindranath as
"Gurudev", Gandhiji as "mahatma" or "Bapu"?
Similarly, we call pele as "Black pearl"
What a player sir! what a player.
- you seem to have a good knowledge on sports
- O! my life is in sports, sir.
I'm writing a book on Indian
cricketers .. "Sunny"
- huh?
- I mean, Sunil Gavaskar
- Ah!
- He was my classmate
Aw! very good, very good
I'm highly impressed
- you can go now
- Thank you sir. Thank you very much
- Good day sir
- Good day
Sir, any message for uncle Harry?
- yes, yes. Tell him, I am very pleased to meet you
- Alright sir
- Bubbye
- Goodbye
"Yet to grow teeth and
befriending already!"... Next.
-mr Venkateshwar Ayengar?
Excuse me brother.
How was your interview?
He is very very impressed
with me, you know.
He turned out to be my uncle's friend.
I think I got the job. Ciao
- hmm. what is your given name?
- Venkateshwar Ayengar sir
I have heard that in the south,
the father's name is suffixed to the name
Not only father's name, sir,
the village name is also suffixed
Actually my name is Venkateshan
Krishnamurty Chirampapalli Ayengar, sir
Hmm..
So, what is your opinion about "Black pearl" mr.
Venkateshan .. Rammurty...
Not Rammurty sir, Krishnamurty
Yes, yes
So, what is your opinion about the
famous footballer "Black pearl"
Sir, I have no interest in football
- then lets talk about cricket
- Actually, I don't have interest in sports
that's good, very good.
But you can ask me anything
about dance and music, sir
- about "Bharatnatyam"
- Meaning, you dance?
No sir, I don't dance, my sister dances
Last week she had a programme on TV
people say she dances like "Hema malini"
As a matter of fact sir,
Hema malini is also of my caste
She's also an Ayengar
Sir, I have learnt Karnatak music.
I can sing very well sir
God willing, I will listen to it someday
Now you can go
- Good day
- Good day
Next
Head Clerk! please bring the experienced candidates
file Looks like we have to get someone from there
I am very disappointed with
this new generation, head clerk
Half of them don't have moustaches
of other half, their dress and speech
rushes blood to my head
Nothing can be done for this country
This country has no future
Now, there is just one remaining.
I will have a look at him too
please bring out the file
of the experienced people
Good day sir
Good day
please come
- So, your good name is?
- Ram prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
Yes..Sit, sit
Thank you sir
What is your opinion on Sunil Gavaskar?
- Sunil....Gavaskar....?
- Yes, yes, famous cricketer
pardon me Sir. my knowledge on
cricket is very limited
- Its alright, its alright. Doesn't matter.
Tell me something about Black pearl.
I didn't know that pearls
are also black in colour
I used to think that pearls
are only white in colour
I am talking about "pele"
O! he is a great man, sir. Very great.
- I see - then tell me
something about his greatness
His thesis on the "per Capita income of the
backward tribes of maharastra" is worth reading sir
Whom are you talking about?
Rayleigh sir. prof. Rayleigh,
renowned economist
No! no. I am talking about "pele" p.E.L.E.
pele! the famous football player
Oh! Yes. I did read in the
newspaper a few days earlier
that 20-30 thousand mad people went to Calcutta's
Dumdum airport at midnight to receive him... and...
thats all I know about him, sir.
Ok. What is your opinion on the forthcoming
hockey test between India and pakistan?
- Allow me sir
- Why? why? What happened?
Apart from my field,
I have no knowledge in other fields, sir
my father taught us that
"Youth is for work"
to fulfill your desire,
you have your entire life
But today I realised that it is necessary
to have knoweldge about sports etc etc.
- Father's teachings were untrue
- Absolutely not! Absolutely not!
Whatever your father taught was right
Sit, sit... And what else did he teach?
He used to say that "Never
let your values....."
Let it go, sir.
You might think him to be crazy
No! Say
He used to say, humans should give due
respect to their values and moustaches
"moustache is the mirror of the
human soul and mind"
- "moustache is the mirror of heart"
- "A saying worth a million"
Son, I say, "One without a moustache
is one without a heart"
You have really got a valued education
Can you ...see..this balance sheet?
- This is 197..
- Shhh...
Which novice has made this sir?
This man is a complete duffer
I have made this
I ask for forgiveness, sir.
But ..But this is wrong
I know that
I just wanted to see how much you knew
I am very happy with you
I am very proud of you, my boy
Listen, come to work from tomorrow
I'll start your salary from Rs 800
- 800?
- Ok 850. But not a single penny more.
- you youngsters only want money...
- No sir, that's not what I meant
I am a fresher, sir. How can I get 850?
I don't deserve even Rs. 550
Look son. Don't tell me what you deserve.
Understand? Now go. Come tomorrow.
Listen
Why do you wear such a short Kurta?
Sir, my father used to say that a Kurta is
for covering the outwardly shame of the body
In India there are 30 million men,
of which 10 million wear kurta
If every man reduces the length
of his Kurta even by 6 inches
then with the cloth saved from that
how many persons clothing
problem can be solved!
That's why my father used to say that wearing
long clothes is a very harmful fashion
- that's why he was against fashion
- Was? meaning... he...
Yes sir. 4 years ago,
he left for his heavenly abode
Its such a pity that I didn't have the fortune
to meet such a great and straight thinker
But he is always with me, sir.
His memories remind me every moment that
even after death, one can remain immortal
through one's thoughts and principles
you will go far
But, I have a small request
use such big, heavy words
in writing, not in speaking
- its difficult to understand
- Ok, sir
- my respects, sir
- Long live my son
come, head clerk
please sit
Have you ever seen a real diamond?
Yes sir, once I had gone to the lecture
of Savitri devi, I saw it in her necklace
that's not a real diamond
- Did you see a guy leave now?
- Yes
-Ah! this is a real diamond
- yes
- Brilliant!
Bravo! Bravo! my boy
I was getting worried over nothing
Even if you weren't a Chartered account you
would have earned well in a Drama company
that is alright uncle but this mini Kurta
How will this mini Kurta work?
This belongs to someone else
make one of your own size
O! no. there lies the dilema
people hit their feet with an axe,
I have hit the axe with my feet
How is that?
To impress, I had argued that our father used
to say "we should only wear short Kurtas"
How can I break my father's command?
- Yes, the Kurta is a little smaller
- Little?
Son. Instead of 550 you'll
get a salary of 850
what about a small kurta? Even if you have to
wear a vest to work you shouldn't complain
Ratna, I have to discuss some important
things with him, you go there
Understand one thing son
If you can keep Bhavani Shankar happy,
you can get many things
Do you know who is the "Urmilla"
of "Urmilla Traders"?
Bhavani Shankar's only daughter
- So?
- She is beautiful and unmarried too
In order to build a relation with you,
I broke my relations with the world
speak. why are you silent? please speak
Isn't it my only fault is that
I married you in secrecy from all?
What if you didn't come
with the bridal party?
Oboes weren't played, songs weren't sung
But with God as witness,
didn't you accepted me as your wife?
Don't forsake me
I..I'm going to be the mother of your child
O! Lord, open the eyes of my heart, O! Lord
-First open the eyes on your head!
But do you listen? Either you're busy in your
work or you're busy slimming your potbelly
I have said so many times
Don't give so much freedom to your daughter
What happened today?
A terrible thing has happened brother.
Urmi has married secretly
Who told you?
I heard it with my own ear
And the guy is fleeing from her
And not only that brother. Urmi.....
what happened?
- say what happened!
- Urmi is going to become the mother of his child
- Where is Urmi? Urmi, where?
- In her room
I married you secretly from my father
this is my fault. say it!
Why are you silent?
Say it. Say it. Why are you silent?
If you forsake me in this condition,
then I will have only one way
to commit suicide
Urmi. Urmi! Open the door
Open the door Urmi.
- What happened daddy?
- Hasn't happened. Will happen
What will happen?
What happened aunty?
What have you done daughter!
What have you done!
What did I do?
"What have I done"?
You have shamed the entire dynasty
and you ask "what have I done"?
Where is the rascal?
Today I will shoot him!
- If you wanted to marry then....
- Stop it. Stop it daddy. This is the limit
Look! this is the bottle of glycerine
and this is the play book
And see this... there will be a play in
my college and I was rehearsing for it
See this!
Rehearsal?
Why do you need vermillion in rehearsal?
Amazing daddy! The role is of a married woman. If I
don't put on vermillion, how will the feelings come?
Daddy? It was no fun alone. please sit.
I will do infront of you. Come.
- huh?
- Please sit
You come too, aunty
I'll do. ok?
Imagine. Imagine that aunty is mahender
mahender, who?
Mahender! with whom I've married secretly
- Oh. Aye! Beware!
Daddy! I'm acting daddy.
Its a play. please listen
I am in love with you, mahender
Daughter, you shouldn't
speak your husband's name
Say like this "O! can you hear?"
O my god! Aunty!
This is a modern play
But why do you need to do
such an unsavoury plays?
Why can't you do plays like "Hail Goddess
Santoshi", "Devotee pralad". Right brother?
- without doubt
you people want to hear or not?
You want to hear, right?
-speak
then listen
mahender, I love you
and..and your child is in my stomach
- Good morning, sir
- Good morning
Greetings head clerk
What's the matter Ramprasad? It's not yet
9:30 and you've started work already!
- Sir, I arrived at 8
- Why?
Yesterday the boss asked to
prepare the file for "Ahuja & Ahuja"
what was the hurry? you had the entire day
the file was needed in the evening
No, head clerk
my father used to say "Do tomorrow's
work today and today's work now"
On what you said
A new poet of the new generation has said
"Do today's work today and
tomorrow's work the day after"
"what's the hurry son, when
you have years to live?"
bravo, bravo, bravo
But you didn't ask who wrote this limerick
- who has written it?
- This nameless has
- Head clerk. You turned out to be a genius!
- Good morning Sir
- Good morning Sir
- Good morning
- Greetings sir
- Greetings
- Take this sir
- What's this?
-the file of "Ahuja & Ahuja" company
When did you finish it?
I told you only at 5pm yesterday
why sir? Yesterday I was here till 7
and today I came at 8 and completed it
But what was the need to do overtime
I don't pay overtime to anyone
Sir, my father used to say "If you have
to work don't look at the face of time"
And do you know what my father used to say?
He used to say, "Bhavani, put your heart in
that youngster who puts his heart into work"
- there is a small matter sir
- What?
- Our company takes short term loans
from Ahuja & Ahuja - that's right
-But sir, they deduct the
interest prior to giving the load
-what happened?
See this
we borrowed 25,000 at a
monthly interest of 1.5%
but we got 22,750, meaning we gave
an interest of 2,250 on 22,750
which means the rate of interest became
2.29% instead of 1.5%, sir
In the last 5 years we have taken
a loan of 500,000 from them and..
We've got 15,000 less
You are right!
My God! No one thought about this
In my opinion we should send this
file to our legal advisor
- write a letter to the company
asking for an explanation - ok sir
- Head clerk?
- Yes sir
from this month onwards give Ramprasad
Rs. 100 for conveyance allowance. Alright?
- One day I saw a dream in a dream
- What?
- you know our Amitabh?
- Bachhan?
He was out of the market
people had a doubt
Due to me he was gone,
gone, gone, gone, gone!
My luck changed
what can I say "Really"!
I became Amitabh
I saw a dream in a dream
- On the right Hema
- Malini?
- On the left Zeenat
- Amaan?
In the front Rekha
and what I saw behind
On the right Hema
On the left Zeenat
On the front Rekha and what I saw behind
-So what happened?
Ratna was standing with a cane in her hand
In no time, I was running
I saw I was awake
I saw a dream in a dream
- Yes! I remembered one more
- Tell us
- One day I saw a small dream
- Dream?
You know our Lata?
Lata was music
I was on the Tabla
She was in the beginning
I was at the end
I saw a dream in a dream
- please have these
- Wow! this is great
Brother, a sister should be like this
- O idiots, this isn't samosas
- Then what is it?
This is a sisters.......love
Eat quickly or the love will grow cold
Here, eat, eat.
-Hey friend prasad, when
will you get a raise again?
Attention! Attention!
Friends..Romans..and Countrymen
Lend me your ears
prasad's promotion's
celebration will be from me
But in this celebration,
apart from me and prasad
Only one more person can join
friend, this is against Democracy!
- down with personality curse!
- Yes! Yes!
Silence, silence
protesting doesn't mean that you can
do whatever you like and make noise
Friends, the fact is that I have only
3 tickets for tomorrow's hockey test match
13 people can't go on 3 person's ticket
This is the time to sacrifice for friends
Those who don't want to go,
please raise your hands
What? Hockey test match and you won't go?
I didn't get leave
Take half day off
- I won't get leave for a test match
- Why?
That's a different drama, friend
I'll tell you some other time
Ok, you are an expert in acting
Just say
Say that your mother suddenly became ill
shame, shame, why are you
dragging in a dead mother?
-So, what happened?
By saying that his mother is ill,
he is just making his dead mother alive
Yes friend, he is correct
there is nothing to shame in this
brother, I will surely go
I will call you exactly at 3 saying
your mother suddenly became ill
Yes, that will be alright
I'll give you the phone
number of my boss' cabin
If the boss himself receives the call
there won't be any reason to suspect
And yes, bring along a
shirt and pant for me
I'll come to your house and we can go
straight to the stadium from there
Friend, why is the need to
bring a shirt and a pant?
Friend, if I go to see the test match
wearing the clothes I wear to work,
India will surely lose
remember boss' number 449002.
Call exactly at 3. Ok?
Dispatch this today itself
- Sir, you've initialled the duplicate?
- Yes
I have to go now for work. You wait here.
Mr. Khanna's call will come at 5'o clock
very important call
talk to him personally
[phone Rings]
phone sir, phone!
Yes!
Good Lord!
Yes I'll send right now
- It was one of your neighbour's call
- I'm sorry sir, I'll forbid them
No, no. your mother suddenly fell ill
what happened sir?
What happened to my mother?
No, no. She's fallen sick.
You go home quickly
But sir, mr. Khanna's call...
Shoot Khanna's call. Go hurry up.
Wait
I'll drop you in my car
No sir. Why take the trouble?
I will take a taxi and go. Ok sir.
Sir... please pray to God for my mother
Don't worry, Don't worry my son.
Everything will be alright. Go home.
Wow! wow! This is called
maternal Dedication
- anyone sitting here
- Sit there
- what's happening? Have you bought the stadium?
- Hey, didn't I tell you. Sit there!
Come, come, heroes, late latifs
my full moons
- I've been waiting for an hour for you
- We were looking for you outside and you're seated here!
-want beetel nut?
-Ask there
-you want?
Friend, if Govinda and Ashok Kumar
were here it would've been great
- Ram prasad?
- Yes
- Tell me one thing.
- What? Head clerk
In a day, I pluck around
10-12 hairs from my nose
Then where do these new
hairs come from everyday?
I was also thinking the
same thing, head clerk
what's that?
If our country's soil would become
like your nose, it would be so good
- meaning what?
- Meaning today you gather a harvest
Tomorrow, again a new harvest is ready
There would be an instant solution
to the country's food shortage
- Ram prasad?
- Yes, head clerk
Are you making fun of me?
No, head clerk
[Good morning sir]
- Oh! Boss
- Good morning Sir
- Good morning
-Greetings, sir
-Sir?
Good news Sir
Ahuja & Ahuja have accepted their mistake
please sign on this paper
we'll get back the 15000
First tell me this
How is your mother now?
Now she's fine, sir
Doctor says, now there is nothing to worry
But, what was her problem?
She had trouble breathing
but now its gone
What's gone? Breath or Trouble?
Trouble sir
- Ah! very good
So, if yesterday, Govinda and
Ashok Kumar were there
then it would have been great
fun at the test match. Yes?
Test match? I didn't understand, sir
Don't pretend!
You damn liar!
You bluffer!
I'm like your father and
you dare to lie to me?
Yes sir, No sir
What do you mean? Yes sir, No sir.
You are like my father. Yes sir for that
and you said I lied to you. No sir for that
Shut up! I've seen you in the
stadium with my own eyes
I was amazed at your impudence!
I had so much trust on you!
[Friend. With this moustache
you look very different]
[Yes friend. I have to do a double role for
twins One has moustache, other doesn't]
I understood sir. I understood
- But it is not your fault sir
- What do you mean?
It's not the fault of your eyes too But
please sign this paper, then I'll tell you
- what will you tell? "I'll tell"!
- Don't be so agitated sir
my father used to say that
"agitation is very harmful for health"
Listen, listen.
Don't..don't try to get smart with me
No sir. You say that you saw
me at the stadium. Right?
Yes!
What was I wearing?
- Hmm..you..you..
- Let me tell you sir
The one you saw was
wearing some colourful clothes
-Yes!
- He had sunglasses on his eyes?
- Yes, yes
Hair must've been ruffled?
And at first glance looks like a hooligan?
What are you trying to say?
I'm trying to say that you
didn't see me there, sir
Have you ever seen me wearing such clothes?
But the mistake you made, sir
happens with other people all the time
the one you saw wasn't Ram prasad
He was Laxman prasad
Dussherat prasad Sharma
my twin brother
- what?
- Yes sir
but how did you make this mistake, sir?
I have a moustache,
he is moustache shaven
- moustache shaven?
- Yes, Clean Shave
think a bit sir
Anyway, you are the master
If you want to dismiss me, then.....
dismiss me
But my father used to say
"Son Ram prasad. Never tolerate
false accusation and injustice"
And as you have lost your faith in me
I can't work here
please accept my resignation letter
greetings
Listen! listen! listen!
You were right.
Maybe he didn't have a moustache
maybe? What does "maybe" mean?
How can someone without a
moustache have a moustache, sir?
But Sir
I considered you like a father
And today you put this
false accusation on me
son, son, son, I made a mistake
sit, sit, sit here
You just said that I am
like your father, right?
Don't I even have the right to scold you?
-Yes, you have the right, sir
First tell me one thing
What does your brother do?
He does nothing sir.
Entire day sports, songs, cinema
- means he doesn't earn?
- No sir, he doesn't earn but loses
- meaning all household responsibility is on you?
- Yes sir
Do one thing
Bring him here tomorrow
I will manage a job for him
- No, no . This is impossible, sir
- Why?
He can't come wherever I am
I didn't understand
Sir, like I said, he doesn't know anything
except music, sports
Ok Ok. Day after tomorrow is a holiday
Send him to my house the
day after tomorrow morning
He will teach my daughter music
- Sir, you're taking one more trouble for me
- See! Don't stretch the matter
for the injustice done on you today
I have to do the penance for it
Send him day after tomorrow morning
Forget what I said.
Go and do your work. Go
Kiddo! you are stuck
See Deven. If I lose this
job, it will be a disaster
These days, no one gives
a salary of Rs. 950
And I have to arrange Ratna's wedding
See. You get me a false moustache.
Just like this. I'll take care of the rest
- Silver Jubilee
- What?
Golden Jubilee
Hit! hit, hit, Super hit
what's not there in this?
Sex, Emotion, motion
Tragedy, Comedy, Family drama
Cabaret, music, Sportsmanship.
It has everything
Today itself, I'll tell this idea
to Rishi Kapoor
- He'll become mad
- What?
He will go mad. mad!
What a brilliant Story!
What a brilliant story!
Hero, clean shaven, teaches the Boss'
daugher music in the evening
At night he roamances.
And in the morning?
Puts on a moustache, and works
in the Boss' office. Terrific!
Yes. The way you double roles in movies
Likewise, I have to do
a double role in life
But yes. Only for a day
Only for a day?
What do you mean?
I will make such a nuisance
at the interview
that Boss will throw me out
even before he asks me to sit
After that, saying that my mother is ill,
I'll take leave for a week
I'll grow my moustache back
shucks friend, you
punctured the entire story
Sex, Romance, Love, Cabaret
you censored everything?
Anyway, I understand your problem
Your work will be done
But what if I feel like sneezing
and the moustache ends up
on the Boss' face?
What are you talking about friend?
Sneeze! Even if you are hung the
moustache will stick there
I'll give you such spirit gum
[Shot is ready]
Ok. Now you go and shave your moustache
[Topsy Turvy, brother all is Topsy Turvy]
[Every straight way has a curved path]
[Topsy Turvy, brother all is Topsy Turvy]
[Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy]
[Topsy Turvy, all is Topsy Turvy]
Hi Gardner
Hi
Is the old man at home?
Which old man?
That master of yours
Bhavani Shankar
Who told you that Bhavani Shankar is old?
O! gardner. One whose name is
Bhavani Shankar
He grows old as soon as he's born
Why? Isn't it true?
Ok. Go and call him
Call him!
You sit here. I'll call him
Come in young man
Good morning
Good morning. You?
My name is Bhavani Shankar
By Joe!
Do you also have a twin
who works here as a gardner?
No. I don't have a gardner
I manage my own garden
- Oh! then I've made a big mistake
- What?
- You know I called you Old
- So, what?
- I am old
- Yes, you are old but.....
You know, like you shouldn't
call a blind, a blind
call a lame, a lame. similarly,
you shouldn't call an old person, Old.
That strikes his heart. Am I right?
- Sit down
- Thank you. Thank you sir!
- What's your name?
- Lucky, Lucky Sharma
Lucky?
Well the name is Laxman prasad but
friends call me Lucky
- you can also say that
- No!
I'll say Laxman prasad only
As you please sir.
Your wish
If you want, you can call me
Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
That reminds me
Fullname reminds me
Brother was saying that you
are in need of a music teacher
That is there
- But there are two conditions
- Conditions?
Yes. First condition
Your salary will be Rs. 200 per month
but you won't get the salary
Ram prasad will get it
why is that?
- I said this is my first condition
- Ok, ok. Agreed. What next?
Next is
my daughter will decide if you
are capable ot teaching music
Sorry Sir! These conditions aren't
acceptable to me
The way your daughter will decide
if I'm capable of teaching music
Similarly, an artist like me should
get the right to
decide if your daughter is
capable of learning music
That's fair. Quite fair
-Daddy?
- Urmilla, he has come to teach you music
- Hi
His name is
Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma
- what was the name?
- Just a minute
- You can call me lucky
- Ok. Its alright
- I'll call you mister Lucky
- No, no. No need to add 'mister'
-You can just call me Lucky
and instead of miss Urmila,
I'll call you Mili
No! you'll call her miss Urmilla
and she'll call you master
whatever you say sir
Urmilla, see if he is capable
of teaching music
And you also see if she is
capable of learning music
- please. Lets go to the music room
- Let's go
And one thing.
Music is a very difficult thing
- Mili
- What?
- I mean miss Urmila
- Yes
miss Urmilla, music is an Art
Its not a Business or Accountancy
In music, 2 and 2 can not only be 4
It can be 5, it can be 3
It can also be Zero
- Lets go
- Lets go
"Yet to grow teeth and
befriending already!"
Come. please come in
Beautiful!
Did you do all this?
Yes
Fantastic!
See. please don't fail
me by taking a test
I don't know how to sing
Especially, in front of you
I can't sing
Why?
You're such a great artist
and I..
That... I was....
Last year, didn't you sing at Ravi Bhavan
in the contemporary artist's meet
Truly speaking, my interest in
singing started that day
I looked for you a lot
I reached there just after your song began
so, I didn't get your name
God is Great!
- That was very good
- Yes?
I mean, what's in a name
- the real thing is music
- I understood that listening to your song
please sing that song again
please
That day I felt as if
the world is a big open field
And in that field, I'm alone
with your voice
since then I've been
searching for that voice
I dream while sleeing or awake
Sitting or standing,
I keep thinking about you that..
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
Once, (I) just met this
innocent blossom (bud).
Blooming, (she) said
I am leaving happy.
When I look, it is right here.
When I search, it is not here.
This moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
Once, this moment fell from time somewhere.
There I found this tale.
The moment is nowhere.
By making you laugh a little.
By making you cry a little.
This moment is also about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
If you can, live your life in this...
moment that is about to go.
The soon to come moment is about to go...
Looks like Ram prasad is stuck somewhere
But where did he go?
Don't know doctor uncle. This morning
he left so early, I didn't even know
Since two days he looks very anxious
I am anxious too
Talking to Bhavani Shankar, I felt
someone at his office has betrayed him
brother is here
brother, doctor uncle is here
what happened here?
Greetings, uncle
- what happened to your mouth?
- Nothing
If nothing, why have you put
a hanky over it?
- where did your moustache go?
- What have you done?
Working at Bhavani Shankar's office,
you shaved your moustache!
Your job is gone!
- you called me, sir?
- Yes, come, come
- yesterday Laxman came
- Who sir?
- Laxman, your brother
- Yes! my brother
Can I say something?
Don't mind my saying but
he's a bit upstart
- Why sir? Was he disrespectful?
- No no. He didn't do it on purpose
But, he talked to me
thinking I was the gardner
such a shameful thing, sir
Sir, don't let him enter the house
No, no, how can that be
he's your twin brother
Sir, how can I explain? my disaster
will be due to that twin brother
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you are worrying unnecesarily
We've to accept one thing. There is
great sweetness in his voice
O yes! how is your mother's health?
Now its alright, sir
I'll come to meet her on sunday
- whom will you come to meet, sir?
- Your mother
- No, no sir. As I said she's
perfectly healthy now - so what?
Your mother and I won't meet?
I'm coming on sunday
[Action]
Hey! babu, hey babu, wake up!
It's 4'0 clock. We've to sweep.
Oh! why are you screaming?
-what happened?
Ooh! my hand hurts. How can I sweep?
And there is so much work to do
Who is asking you to work?
- Sit like a queen. I'll do all the work
- You are such a goodman
may God bless you
- O Gangu maid
- Yes
- I remembered something
- What?
My guru used to teach me Yoga...
Yoga..come here
I don't know anything about Yoga
- with Yoga, all pain will vanish
- Even backache?
Yes, yes. Absolutely
Now see. First stand like this
In standing position,
lift one leg
- like this?
- Yes. A little bit higher
- Now put your hands on your hips
- Here?
Yes! yes! Now lean a bit to this side
towards me
lean..lean..lean..lean..lean..
Ok. Now stop
Now lean a bit..lean..lean..lean
that side! that side!
- this side?
- Go son. lean..lean..lean..
Now slowly lift the other leg also. Lift it,
lift it, lift it, slowly..lift the other slowly
- your mother's ?@, your sisters @?,
can't you just work? [Cut]
[very good, very good] Vinay, some tea?
I'll be back in 15 minutes.
- Bye
- Bye
Sit, sit, sit
So, now you need a mother. Friend,
your story is gettng very complicated
Earlier I was thinking of
directing your story myself
But now, it seems that I've to call
a hit commercial film director
Because there is no logic
in your story anymore
First you need a Kurta, then moustache,
then mother
In my story, I'll put a wife
in place of the mother
If there's a wife she'll be young.
If there's a young wife, there'll be sex.
If there's sex, there'll be romance.
If there's romance, there'll be songs
If there"s songs, there'll be a villian. If
there's a villian, he'll fight with the hero
Hero will chase him
Dev, you think of the story later.
First think about me.
I need a mother and
that too tomorrow
What's the problem in that? I'll tell Aruna
and she'll become your mother today itself
- Have you gone crazy?
- Why?
- she'll look like...
- What? your wife?
Aren't there 25-26 years old stepmoms?
Dev, I don't want a stepmom.
I want a real mother
- Real? You mean 40-50 years old?
- Yes
40-50 years old mother....
ms. Sarita won't do your mother's role
ms Nirupa is very busy
ms. Sulochna is from Kolapur itself
mother's role...
Yes! 4 days ago I was working in Basuda's
movie "Who's my mother?"
The mother's role is played by a lady from here.
What's her name? mrs. Srivastava
She's a rich lady, social worker.
She works in films as a hobby
Lets go to her
She won't say "No" to us
No, No.
No mr. Deven, I can't do this work
- If we are caught?
- Caught?
- yes
- What's this you are saying mrs. Srivastava?
This is an artist's test
Its a challenge for you
Before you say "No",
please look at him once
middle class man, family's sole supporter
What'll happen if he loses his job?
Please look at him
How can this poor man's only
sister get married?
Who'll marry her, Mrs. Srivastava?
Consider it as a social work for
the women's society and do it. Please
Alright
No, no. I can't do it.
I don't have the courage.
I'm getting nervous right now
Mrs. Srivastava
You must've heard 'Father of the nation'.
Have you heard 'Mother of the nation'? No!
Why? Let me tell you.
It's easy to be a father, Mrs. Srivastava
and equally difficult a mother.
Its an honour to be someone's mother, and
today we've come to give you that honour.
I wish I had got this honour
I wish I could be his mother
Please agree Mrs. Srivastava.
I'll give you the courage
Please come... Sit... Sit
You told me that your only daughter
married and went to Canada?
- yes
- And the house seems empty without her?
- yes - her memories sadden
you and you've no peace?
How old is your daughter?
- around 22 -23 years old
- Ratna is also 24-25 years old
- Ratna?
- Yes. His sister. The only sister
She'll get a mother, you'll get a daughter
and your emptiness will be over
You'll only have to tolerate him
Don't get taken by his face,
he's quite intelligent
He's a chartered accountant,
very mannered
Son..touch your mother's feet
Long live. Long live my daughter
May you get my years
- My desire to see you brought me here
- Brother and I'll never forget your favour, aunty
By the way, is everything clear to you?
What's there to understand? Your father
and mother passed away. No, no.
Mother is still alive. I'm the mother
and I haven't passed away yet.
- And we are 3 people at home
- Not three aunty, four
- Four?
- Yes! four
O! yes, yes, four.
There's also one who isn't there
Laxman Prasad!
See, I haven't forgotten.
- Aunty, don't be nervous at all
- No, no. Why would I be nervous?
I'm not nervous at all. Yes!
[RamPrasad] Please come in sir
[gasps] they're here
Come in
Please come in, Sir
Why are you removing them?
Let the shoes be on
- What a holy atmosphere!
- Please sit, Sir
Ratna! O Ratna
- Let's go, aunty
- Hey! not aunty, mother, mother. Let's go
Wait! O! Good Lord
- Yes. Let's go now
- First fix your veil
- Yes, veil, veil. Let's go
- Slippers
Oh! thankyou, thankyou. Let's go
- I can't see your brother Laxman Prasad
- He's hardly at home to be seen
He is....He is....
Maybe he has gone to your place sir
to teach music
Greetings
I'm so fortunate that the dust
of your feet fell on this house
- don't say that, don't say that. The
fortune is mine. Please sit -Please sit
- This is my little sister Ratna
- Live long daughter. Sit
- She's doing her M.A. in Hindi
- M.A. in Hindi!
Why not, why not. After all you're
the daughter of a great father
-The mother should also get a little credit
Yes, why not? why not? The hand that
rocks the cradle rules the world
- Go daughter Ratna, get brother a cold drink
[ok]-sister, why the need for the trouble?
-what's the trouble in this?
Guest is God and
an offering has to be made to God
as the home's holy atmosphere, likewise
pure language, pure thoughts
Yes! How's your holy?
I mean how's your health now?
Health..The way it's with health.
As long as I'm breathing, I'm breathing.
What are you saying.
May God give you a long life
What will I do with a long life?
I've just one daughter and by God's
grace, her wedding is arranged
And I've only one son whom you've
given employment
-Only one son!
Sir... the thing is, mother doesn't
count Laxman in anything
O! yes, yes. His being there
is as good as not being there
His father used to say
"Birth alone doesn't make you a son"
"Only after fulfilling his duties does
a son become a son in reality"
What high ideals!
Here. Please sweeten your mouth a little
- Coconut sweets! My mother used to make them
- This is also made by mother, sir
But why did you tell me to sweeten my
mouth a little? I'm going to eat all of it.
Now, whenever I am free,
I'll come here
Why?
I meant why not, why not
- It is your home
- I have to come in greed of these sweets
No, no sir. Why trouble yourself for this?
Mother will make them and I'll
deliver them at the office
Yes, yes, I'll make lots of them.
Enough for 4-5 months
- Why Ratna? -Yes, mother
- Thank you. Thank you
sister, please rid me of a dilema
Apart from the moustache, there is no
difference between Ram and Laxman
How did you distinguish when they were kids?
Must have been very difficult.
O! yes, yes. It used to be very difficult
So, how did you distinguish between them?
- By their moustache
- Yes... huh?
Yes sir. Mother used to blunder a lot
when we were kids
If he had a cold, she'd wipe my nose
And if I had a tummy ache,
she'd give him the medicine
Then one day, with a pencil,
father made me a moustache
Since then sir. I've been with this
moustache since the age of 5
So, take care of your moustache, my son
take care of your moustache
- Ok sister. I don't feel like leaving
- But have to leave
- yes, have to go. Greetings
- Greetings
- Uncle, these sweets
- Yes! sweets, sweets
- I'll see him off till the car
- Yes, yes
Lets go
O! Ratna. Put on the fan daughter. Fan!
Full speed, fan. O! God.
Fabulous performance aunty
So?
Many, many thanks, Mrs. Srivastava
You were amazing in mother's role
And like a mother,
you saved from trouble
Take care of this Ram Prasad
Now, Ram Prasad will die and
Lucky Sharma will come alive
to teach music to Mr. Bhavani's daughter
Ok, Mrs. Srivastava
Should I make tea for you, aunty?
Ratna, daughter come near me
See, it's alright to call me aunty in public.
But can't you call me mother when alone?
Yes, mother
May I say something
if you accept
Don't come in my dreams
I walk in my sleep
when I see you. Believe me
May I say something
if you accept
Don't come in my dreams
I walk in my sleep
when I see you. Believe me
It happended yesterday too
You went past me
You were a bit disheveled,
a bit sad
I ran to cheer you up
in my dream
I feel down from the sofa
May I say something
if you accept
Don't come in my dreams
I walk in my sleep
when I see you. Believe me
Day before yesterday,
You had called me
I had hid my face in your hands
I had kissed your hand in my sleep, but
But the kiss was on the bed
May I say something
if you accept
Don't come in my dreams
Ratna?
- Mother!
- Yes
- Remembered your daughter after so many days!
- I had gone to bangalore
- Take this
- What's it?
-A Cat
-Huh?
-Atleast take a look
- Goodness! It must be very expensive
- So what?
No, no. I can't accept such an
expensive Saree
Alright. If it was your real mother,
you wouldn't have thought of the price
You didn't let me finish. Only a saree
won't do. I'll also take ear rings
- just like the ones you've worn
- Oh! then have these ones
No, no. Why should I take second hand?
I'll take new ones
Ok. Lets go to a jeweller tomorrow
and you make the choice. Ok?
- what's this? you're looking at your watch already?
- I've to go someplace, daughter
Please sit for a while
No dear. I've very important work
Understood. If I were a real daughter,
you wouldn't have left as soon as you came
If you say like that, I won't go at all
- where do you have to go?
- Can't you see how dressed I am?
There's a very important party
These days we don't have parties. We have
fashion parades in the name of parties
We have fancy dress shows.
Where have you come to?
The fashion parade or the fancy dress show?
Yes, yes. If you don't make fun of the national
dress, how can you be called Broad Minded?
R.C... you should backoff.
Bhavani has given a face smashing reply
-then let me fix it
- Kamala, what's the matter?
- Nothing
- We've met after many days. Didn't Sulakha come?
- No, she's gone to bangalore -Ok, ok
- yes, it's always like that. How's mother?
- She's fine
- Hello Mr. Raman. How are you?
- Fine. Thank you
- What about Sushma's beauty contest
- Actually, my wife had objections in this matter
That's very backward thinking. Don't worry.
I'll convince her. Excuse me. I'll be back
- Sushila, how are you?
- I'm fine
- when did u get this made?
- Today itself
Yes! I was also thinking of
getting a similar one made
- Ok. I'll see you again
- Ok
[Humming softly]
- Excuse me
- Yes
- I think we've met before somewhere
- No, I don't think so
Your name?
- I'm called Bhavani Shankar
- I'm called Kamala
Kamala Srivastava. Mrs. Kamala Srivastava
Amazing. Not only your face but
I feel I've heard your voice before
I'm sure we've met before
- I see, I see. You've met Mrs. Sharma from Khar?
- Yes
Yes! Its alright.
That's why you have the confusion
-But sister is a widow
-Is she your sister?
-Yes
Sister is a widow but still
people keep getting confused
We are twins
Looks like in your family
there is a tradition of twins
You're right. Our granny were also twins.
Ganga Rani and Yamuna Rani
And these nephews!
Ram Prasad and Laxman Prasad
O! Sheila. Excuse me.
- Let's go to Khar Yes sir
[Bell Rings]
You? Please come in
- Brother isn't at home
- And your mother?
- She is taking a bath
- Bathing?
Ok. Since I've come.
I'll meet her and go
Of course! Please sit
Excuse me. Any important work?
- Yes. Consider it important
- You can tell me
I can ask her. Because she take
a long time to bathe
No Problem. I'm also in no hurry
[Topsy Turvy brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy Turvy brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy Turvy brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Every straight way has a curved path]
[Topsy Turvy brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy
[Topsy Turvy all is topsy turvy]
- Ratna, where has Ram Prasad gone?
- Brother? I don't know
Why don't you know?
He has gone to the temple
- Temple? -Yes, today is tuesday.
Every tuesday he goes to the temple
He is full of traditions.
You know all these silly superstitions
I see! I see! Going to the temple,
worshipping. All these are bad upbringing!
- And wearing indecent clothes, not working
- See, I don't want to argue with you
There is no point in discussing these things.
Because there is a big gap between you and me
Generation gap after all. You look at
the past with your back towards the future
In fact the sun is rising behind you
You people from olden times
can't understand our thoughts
[Laxman!]
[Whom are you talking with?]
Mother! You've come mother.
- I mean you've come back from your bath?
- Oh! you!
You talk to him mother. I'll be back
- Greetings brother
- Greetings sister. Come, come. Sit.
You be seated too
- How are you now?
- Your mercies
- I was passing by. Thought to pay a visit
- What are you saying?
We hardly get to see you
Thing is. Yes! Your sister Mrs. Srivastava
I met her at a party
Oh! Kamala. How is she?
She's good. She's good
I haven't met her for a long time
Before marriage, we couldn't
live without each other
We're twins after all
And then there's my Ram and Laxman Apart
from looks they have nothing in common
Hey mom! I'm going. There's a jazz program. Asha Putli is coming.
I'll be late returning. Goodnight Mom. Bye Ratna. Toodle do sir
Go daughter. Bring sweets for brother
I'm very worried for this boy, brother
But God has also give you
a son like Ram Prasad
So principled... so truthful...
so hardworking....so well behaved
not enough words to praise
But these days Ram Prasad
looks a bit worried
why worried?
Brother, he respects you a lot
almost worships you
He's afraid that he'll make a small mistake and he'll
become less in your eyes; then what will happen?
Sister, Ram Prasad becoming less in my eyes?
It can't happen
No. He was saying that "one day
Sir had a wrong impression of me"
"He was going to fire me"
Sister, I'm ashamed for that incident.
But he's still afraid of being fired?
And I'm thinking of making
him the General Manager
[Mother]
Mother.
Sir, you!
Long live my son
-What's this? Why the reverence?
Sir, whenever I bow to the goddess,
I bow to my mother too
Because mother is greater than God
- And you're like a father, so I bow to you
- Sit, sit, sit. Sit beside me
Long live son
Seeing your devotion, my eyes are wet
Sir please give this blessing that between us
there'll never be a wall the width of a hair
what are you saying son?
Sister, you make him understand
Sister, you take rest and allow me
- Yes mother. You rest
- Ratna, hurry up!
No, no sister. Let it be today
I'm in a bit of hurry. Greetings sister.
- Let's go son
- Please come sir
Listen. Remember one thing.
As long as I'm alive
no one can even bend your hair
Let's go
We had thought that today
brother is finished
- But how did you come suddenly?
- Yes, mother hears the cries
See this
- But how did you come into the house?
- Yes! from the back
Through the window of the kitchen
- You came through that?
- Yes, only I know how I came through
My waist got stuck.
Half in half out
I knew that Mr. Bhavani Shankar
was already here. I..[ouch]
- what happened?
- I got sprained jumping through the window
Wait. Let me put iodex on it
Mother, today I came to know something.
You must've been very naughty as a kid.
Yes
In my father's house, the kitchen
was on the second floor
There was a tree behind it
Climbing that tree I used to enter
the kitchen to steal pickles
Today, I really had the thrill of childhood
- what happened?
- Mother knew that your boss was here
She jumped through the kitchen window
and sprained her leg
For us you've to take so much trouble, Mrs Srivastava
- Brother!
- From today, say 'Mother' instead of 'Mrs Srivastava'
- Yes, you are right
You must have been our
mother in some previous life
I feel the same too
But tell me, I know how
you changed your clothes
But how did you get the vermillion mark
on your head from the temple so quickly?
Mother, this vermillion
is not from the temple
- this is the vermillion of the lips.
- Vermillion of the lips?
Yes. See this
Hey! Here eat this.
- what?
- 'Dahi Bada'
No. I don't feel like eating
What? You don't feel
like eating 'Dahi Bada'?
No
If a girl refuses to eat 'Dahi
Bada', it has two meanings
Either she is slowly becoming a boy
- My head!
- No no. I didn't see those signs either
Then, the other thing is true
What's the other thing?
Surely, you've caught the disease of love
Who is he?
- There is no one
- See, you shouldn't lie
One day I also didn't feel like eating 'dahi bada'
the next day I knew that I was in love with Bantu
Yes. What's his name?
Lucky. I mean Laxman Prasad
Isn't he the one who comes
to teach you music?
Hey Urmi. How is it like to be in love?
I don't understand Pushpa. As long as Lucky
is with me, life seems so enjoyable
But when he leaves, it feels like
there is nothing left in life
So the matter has gone this far
Has he started coming in your dreams?
Sometimes
- what does he say when he comes?
- He comes and teaches me music
Brother, let me say what I've come to say.
Don't interrupt in between
That's your bad habit.
You don't let me say anything
Whatever you have to say,
say in half a minute
half a minute is alright.
I need less than half a minute
I'm telling! I'm telling.
Don't confuse me by staring at me.
I came to say that these days
Urmilla's signs aren't good
What do you have to say?
Say it clearly and frankly
She mumbles at night. Yesterday, I don't know
what she was mumbling taking Laxman's name
- Taking Laxman's name?
- Nothing wrong with the boy.
But it's our Urmi who is a
bit too drawn towards him
I say brother. Find a nice boy and
do a quick engagement and marriage
But sir. What did Laxman do?
No. No. I can't put any blame on Laxman
But this is the thing Ram Prasad
That Urmila, my daughter can't distinguish
between gold and brass
She doesn't know what's good for her
and what's not good for her
- But she should know this, right?
- Naturally sir.
In the pursuit of dancing, singing and
parties, Urmila has neglected her studies
Starting today, after office hours,
if you can tution her a little,
I'll be very grateful to you
What is this you are saying, sir?
But Sir.......
Laxman Prasad. What about him?
Tell him not to come to
my house today onwards
Why won't he come daddy?
It's hard to find such a good music teacher
not only in Bombay but the whole world.
Its just hard, right? But its impossible to
get a teacher like Ram Prasad. Impossible
- But daddy
- No buts!
Enough music lessons. Exams are near.
Do a bit of studying too!
Ram Prasad has agreed
after a lot of hesitation
I want you to see him and learn
what a good man is like
Both twin brothers. But there is a
difference of heaven and earth between them
Where is Laxman Prasad
and where is Ram Prasad!
I'm here sir
Come, come son Ram Prasad
Come here. Come here
We were just talking about you
What's this? These clothes? This moustche?
You also got fooled
This isn't Laxman.
His twin brother, Ram.
And this is my sister, Kalindi
- Greetings
- Live long. live long
And this is Urmila
Greetings
Son, today onwards, you take all
her responsibility
- What?
- I mean..the responsitility of studies
But sir. Where will the studies take place?
Here. In this room
No sir. What I meant was
In such a big room, studies can't
be done properly
We get distracted easily
For studies you need a small room.
Separate. Very quiet
He's right daddy. I'll fix the room
upstairs and we can start studying tomorrow
- Why not today?
- You know Pushpa? Its her birthday today
Ok sir. We'll start from tomorrow
By the way, tomorrow is a good day.
Auspicious Wednesday
- Ok daddy, I'm leaving. Goodbye
- Goodbye
- Ok Sir. I'll also go
- How can this be?
You've come to this house for the first time
How can you leave without eating and drinking?
- Sit
- Yes, sit
- Here. Eat this. I'll get some more for brother
- Eat the sweets. Eat.
- Greetings
- Greetings. Say
- Is Mr. Lucky home?
- Mr. Lucky doesn't live here
I mean Mr. Laxman
O! you're looking for little brother
- Are you Ms. Urmila?
- How did you know?
Please come inside
Little brother talks about you so much
that I know you by heart
What does he say about me?
One day he said, "Ratna, my Urmila isn't
a girl she's the imagination of a poet"
- My Urmila?
- Yes. You must've read Ramayana
What else will Laxman
call Urmila if not 'my'?
- Please call him
- He isn't home
- When will he be back?
- Can't say. He's the master of his will
- Then give me a paper. I'll
leave a letter for him - Ok
You write the letter. I'll
make some tea for you
Today I'm in a hurry. I'll
drink it some other day
- See. Please give this letter to him only
- Its for him so I'll give it to him only
-Can I get an envelope? -No need of an envelope.
Please fold it and I'll give it to him by hand
- I won't read it
- No, no. It's not like that
- The letter was a bit personal so..
- All understood. Don't worry at all
I'll give it to him alone
Let's go
- Ratna... Ratna
- What is it brother?
Why did Urmila come?
- To meet brother Laxman
- What was she saying?
- She has left a letter for him
- Give it to me
Why should I give it to you?
Letter is for brother Laxman
-Don't joke. -I'm not joking big brother. I promised
that I'll give the letter only to younger brother
- Here is your younger brother
- Ok. Now I can give you
- I'm dead
- What happened?
- She's asked to meet tomorrow at quater to 7
- So what? Meet her
What meet her! I'll get to her house
at 5:30 and start teaching her
Studies will finish at 6:30. She'll
reach that place easily in her car.
But how can I change from Ram Prasad to
Laxman Prasad and reach there in 15 minutes?
Meet her!
There's only one way
Says Kabir. Be of one name.
Neither Hindu neither Turkish
So is it illogical to deduce from this that
he doesn't take anyone's side?
Saint Kabir, by comparing
the religion and works of both...
Why do you keep looking at the watch?
Please concentrate on the studies
- It's 6:30 now
- Everyday it's 6:30 at this time
- It's one hour. I won't study anymore
- But half of the paragraph is still remaining
To study Kabir, one lifetime is less
but I'll try to finish by 7:30
- So, saint Kabir....
- Listen. I can't study more than an hour
I get tired
- But this paragraph...
- We'll finish tomorrow. Goodbye
-Studies over?
-Yes
-Have some tiffin
-Today I'm in a hurry...
-You're coming straight from work.
You have to eat. Brother's command.
What's the hurry?
- I'm very hungry
- Ok, ok. Eat, eat. I'll get some more
- So you're here.
- Go, go. I'm late. Chandan cinema
Brother in law. Brother in law
What are you doing here?
-Your wife is waiting for you there
-Wife?
-Yes. See there. She's waiting there
Hey! what are you doing. I'm in a hurry.
Open the door. I say, open the door
What happened brother? What happened?
See, I was going in. A guy called
me brother in law and I stopped
He went inside and closed the door.
Is this the way?
- His need was greater than yours
- Meaning what?
Meaning, his need was
more pressing than yours
What are you saying? Helen has started dancing
and singing. I still couldn't hold it.
You are saying that his
need was more than mine?
- Thank you brother in law
- 'Saala' [swear word]
-What did you say? -Brother, he called me brother in law
so isn't he my 'Saala' [also mean's wife's brother]
- Correct
- Mr. Saala, may I ask something?
You did that thing, changed clothes
and shaved your moustache so quickly?
This is called 'Jet Age' ..Ta ta
Come. Come. O Urmi. Mr. Lucky is here
You!
- Why are you so late?
- Its my magic that I came so early
Huh! Came early! Come
Sit
Why did you call me here?
We have to meet somewhere.
I can't live without meeting you
And if we've to meet like this daily,
it'll be difficult for me to live
Yes, yes. I know your eyes are big.
See. I'm a straightforward man
Why should we meet in hiding?
If we have to meet like this then........
- Forget me
- Are you history that I should read and forget?
I'm not but I'll become history.
You dad doesn't like me at all
So what?
He must have thought it over and fired me
And he must have made brother your teacher
after thinking it over
- If not one brother, then the other
- What?
Yes. Its ab. simple
If you start looking at brother,
you'll start seeing me in him
Don't you have shame?
Canvassing for your brother!
What shame is there in it? One who is Ram
is Laxman and one who is Laxman is Ram
Rubbish! That moustached stupid Ram!
He can't equal in seven lives.
- There is no question of equality
- Here is your tea
Thanks a lot
Listen. We can't talk here.
Let's meet at Juhu beach tomorrow. Ok?
Those who meet don't meet. In reality,
only those meet who don't meet.
Because what is, isn't there
and what isn't there, is there
This isn't merely a play of words
And even if its a play, it is the vision
and within this meeting or not meeting, being
or not being, lies the ocean of illusion
[Once, this moment fell
from time somewhere]
[There I found this tale.
The moment is nowhere.]
[By making you laugh a little.
By making you cry a little.]
[This moment is also about to go.]
[The soon to come moment is about to go]
[If you can, live your life in this]
[moment that is about to go.]
[The soon to come moment is about to go]
- But why is he coming to meet me again today?
- I don't know
Yesterday, in the office he suddenly said
"I'll come to meet your mother"
"I've very important work"
I don't like this anymore. What will he
think about us the day he finds out?
What do you think?
I like all this drama? But what can I do?
- Take courage and tell him everything one day
- Yes! He'll hold me by the ear me and fire me
Looks like he's arrived
But mother we have to do something.
-Please come
-Greetings - Greetings
-You please sit -you please sit
- How is your health now?
- Your mercies
Today I've come to discuss
some important matters
Yes, yes. Why not?
The matter is... sister
Sir..if you wish..we... outside
- No no. Actually I've come to talk about you
I have come to pray to you. Please
give my daughter a place at your feet
I've brought her proposal for Ram Prasad
What are you saying? You're so wealthy
and this is a small house
Big or small is of a person's heart, sister
What if your house is small?
The heart is so big!
I fold my hands.
Please don't disappoint me
- But...
- No buts sister. You have to say 'Yes'
[Ratna daughter! What's happening?]
Bhavani! What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I have asked the question first.
You answer.
- This is the house of my Son-in-law to be
- Really!
- So you've fixed Urmilla's marriage?
With Laxman? - yes
- NO No Noooo
- What happened?
- Not with Laxman. With Ram Prasad
- Oh!
- Answer me. Why are you here?
- Me?
- You know Kamala. Kamala
- Kamala??
I mean Bimla. Kamala, Bimla.
They both tie me 'Rakhees'
- She's my sister by name
- I see
Now I'm stuck. I don't know if I'm
on the grooms side or the bride's side
- No issues. You're both.
You eat the sweets on both sides
Ok brother. Tell me. When is the auspicious date?
We shouldn't delay in this work
Yes. I'll go now and get an auspicious date
Don't get up sister. Son, you stay here.
- Greetings -Greetings
Kedar will see me off. Let's go Kedar
Greetings. Greetings
- Let's go Kedar
- Come. Come
- A new problem has started
- Once the marriage is done, all problems will be over
- You don't understand mother
- Why?
The problem is, the father likes Ram
and the daughter likes Lucky
Daughter doesn't want to see Ram's face and seeing
Laxman's face, father's blood pressure rises
- I'm stuck in the middle
- So, what will you do now?
There is only one way
For the sake of Ram,
Laxman will have to go into exile
Urmila, forget your Laxman
Your Laxman is leaving
town forever and ever
[you marry brother. He'll
keep you very very happy]
[more than I could]
Amazing! How did you hear this?
But you've heard the truth
The boy is pure gold
I had thought that God
stopped making such boys
I went straight to his house
and fixed matters with his mother
Yes
Why not? Your daughter is like mine
Ok. Let's meet again. Goodnight
But I won't do this marriage, daddy
What did you say?
It's going to be my marriage, daddy. And you
didn't try to know my likes or dislikes
I didn't think it was necessary
- You don't know if your likes are right or not
- I have grown up now, daddy
- Even more grown up than me?
- But I hate your Ram Prasad, daddy. I hate him
Why don't you try to understand, daddy.
Maybe I like someone else
Oh! You think you are in love with someone?
Maybe with Laxman?
Your marriage won't be
with one whom you love
Your marriage will be with one whom I love.
Meaning Ram Prasad
- Is there a compulsion?
- Yes!
You have forgotten the manners, prestige,
nobility and origins of your house
Without shame, seeing eye to eye, you
talk about your marriage to your father?
My love has spoilt you so much
Your marriage will be with Ram Prasad.
Go! Go! Go from here
I'm going. But I still hate Ram Prasad
[Bell Rings]
Who's it?
Urmi!
You!
So late at night!
I've come to ask you
- How could you write that letter?
- What else could I do Urmi when your father likes brother?
What if father likes someone!!
You tell me. Whom do you like?
Do I have to tell whom I like?
Say
But Urmi, the depth with
which I like you....
- Brother also likes you equally
- But I hate him! I hate him!
I hate him very much
- Speak softly! Brother will hear
- Let him hear. I don't fear anyone
I have left home for good
- Urmi!-
- Yes. I'm going to Pushpa's house
Tomorrow morning you'll come there,
take me to a temple and marry me
- Against your father's wishes?
- Yes!
- I'll lose my job Urmi
- What?
- I mean my brother's...
- May your brother and his job go to hell
If you don't come tomorrow. Then I...
Then I'll commit suicide. Understood?
And the blame will be on you. Remember
- Let's go
- Urmi! Listen! Hear me out. Listen!
[Bell Rings]
You! Greetings
- Is Ram Prasad there?
- Yes. Please come in. I'll call him
No. I'm alright here daughter. Please call him quickly
- Ok. Brother
- Who is it Ratna?
- Bhavani uncle is here, big brother
- Moustache?
- I'll put it on right now
- He'll be a minute. You come inside..
- What is your other brother doing?
He..he isn't in
Those were my thoughts too.
When did he leave home?
He left in the morning
Did you see him leave?
- Was he home at night?
- Yes. He was in at night
When did you last see him?
Around 10 to 10:30.
What's the matter uncle?
- Nothing daughter. Go. Send
Ram Prasad quickly - Ok
He looks very serious. He
didn't come inside too.
He's cross examining about
Laxman like a lawyer
Looks like, very soon a new
Ramayan will be written
By Laxman's hands, Ram will be slain
What's this sir? You are standing here?
Please come inside
You come outside. I want
to talk to you in private
Yes. Sir?
- Your brother Laxman isn't at home?
- No sir but what happened?
- With his help my daughter has run away from home
- No No Sir
Yes Ram Prasad.
I'm going to inform the police
Please don't do that sir.
All secrets will be out.
What secrets will be out?
-If the police start asking questions,
I'll be left nowhere. I'll get trapped sir.
-How will you get trapped?
What I mean is, if Laxman becomes
infamours, how will I marry off my sister?
And sir, I can say with certainity that Laxman had
no part in your daughter running away from home
How can you be so certain?
After all, what's the difference between us?
We are twin brothers
If your brother is innocent
then why are you worried?
- I'm going to inform the police
- No no Sir. Please!
Please Sir. Give me 3 hours and I'll bring
Miss Urmila to your house
How? You know where she is?
No no sir. But I know Laxman's hangouts.
And if Laxman knows anything, then..
Ok. Ok. But after 3 hours,
I'll inform the police
You?
- Urmi has called me
- Oh! Please come in
Please come
Please come. Go on upstairs
Urmi!
- What were you eating?
- Poison. Not your business
- Urmi!
- Don't call me Urmi
- OK. I won't call you. But listen to me
- What do you want to say?
See. Nothing can be done in anger.
You need to think with a cool head, Urmi.
- How dare you touch?
- Urmi!
- Again Urmi?
- Listen
- Don't come forward
- Atleast listen
-But why are you venting your father's anger
on me -Just get out from here -Listen!
Did I refuse to marry?
- what?
- That's what I've come to say
- Oh! so, you came to tell me that?
- Yes!
You skunk! Ever seen your face
in the mirror? Just get out from here
- I don't want to talk to you. Get out of here
- But Urmi
- You scoundrel, you scoundrel, you rascal, you you
- You..you..what are you doing?
- you..you..You get out from here..get out..
- Listen to me..what's happened to you..
- So, you hate me?
- Yes
- You don't want to see my face?
- Yes!
Ok. I'll go away forever. But once.
For the last time, look at me. Please
- Ok, I'm leaving
- Lucky?
- No, I'm not lucky. I'm stupid.
- You are stupid
But you are mine
Bhavani, what is this foolishness?
I'm your friend. Trust in me
Urmilla also means something to me
Your honour is my honour
If increasing your blood pressure
will solve this, then do it with glee
If I don't increase my blood pressure, should
I beat the drum with this thought that
your favourite, ruffina, loafer, moustache-less
nephew has run away with my innocent daughter?
Then shout a lot!... Scream a lot!
There is Laxman's gain in it
-Laxman's gain?
-Yes
-How's that?
Brother, if your blood pressure rises,
you'll have cerebral haemorrhage
And if you have cerebral haemorrhage,
you will die
And when you die, Your wealth will go to Urmilla.
To Laxman..Shout!....Shout!
- Then I won't shout
- Bhavani, I know Laxman very well
- He is naughty but he isn't a
vagabond or hooligan - yes, he is!
You're shouting again?
He is. He is a vagabond,
hooligan, ruffian, loafer
- Kedar. I want to speak to Urmilla in private
- Ok Ok. Ram let's go
Do just like I told you
Go
Let's go
I'm very sorry daddy.
Please forgive me
You spoke the truth daddy
A man without moustache can't be noble
Laxman. Laxman turned out to be a no.
1 laofer
What's the use of repenting now?
What all programs I had made. I found a boy
like Ram for you and you spoilt everything
Nothing has gone wrong daddy
Mr. Ram has..Mr. Ram has forgiven me
And he also said that he...
he still... still...
still what?
He still....
doesn't have any objections in marrying me
- this!..Ram Prasad said this?
- Yes
Blessed Ram Prasad
Father used to say that
"we shouldn't dwell on small mistakes"
"A human should strive to look
into the soul of a human"
"Because the most important thing is
Cleaness of Heart"
Yes! Brother used to speak the truth
Look at today's people. Busy with cleaning moustache and beard.
No attention towards cleaning the heart
Yes. I also can't understand why these days
people keep shaving their moustache
Kalindi!
What is it brother?
Bring Ram Prasad some bread
Eat. Eat. Eat your fill
- Today is the last day to eat
- What?
I mean, before marriage you're eating
for the last time today
Why are you standing here listening? Bring food.
Eat son. Eat. I'll be right back
- Shall I bring 'potato paratha'?
- No no
Why no? Your uncle also used to say no but
in the end she used to eat 4 persons food
Hello. Police?
Oh! no no. This is too much
How is this too much? This much paratha was
enough just to warm up your uncle's teeth
He always says "Kalindi, you talk too much
and eat too little"
But son, I couldn't
fulfill one of his wishes
- But I'll fulfill it after your marriage
- What's that aunty?
He loved to eat 'Radish Mughlai Paratha'. One day,
with great effort, I read a book and made some for him
But after eating the first Paratha,
he passed away at the dining table itself
Son, after your marriage, I'll make the
same 'Radish paratha' for you. Ok?
No aunty. Don't feed me 'Radish paratha',
feed me 'Potato paratha' only
Why only 'Potato paratha' son?
I'll feed you Calcutta's 'Royal Bhog'
Delhi's 'Golden Halwa'!
'Peda' from Madras!
-From Benaras..Benaras
-Kalakan!
-I'll feed you Kalakan
But sir, so many sweets?
Son, if you don't eat, how
will you get strength?
And if you don't have strength,
how will you bear the police beatings, son?
- Police beating?
- Yes, police beating
You cheat! you fraud!
Sir... you... you please forgive me sir.
Forgive?
Not forgive. I will clean you.
Police must be on their way
Sir, I....
No! Beware! Beware!
I'll shoot you if you try to escape
- Hey Kalindi. Guard the door.
Don't let him escape - ok
No sir. I....
I won't escape. You informed the police.
You did very well.
- I deserve to go to jail
- Yes!
I have done many sins.
Let me repent for my sins, sir.
Let me touch your feet
Beware! No feet business! No feet business
Aunty? Atleast you let me touch your feet.
He escaped..he escaped...
catch him... catch him
Move away from my front!
Who?
- You!
- Shhhhhh
- Your moustache?
- It went into your daddy's hands
Spirit gum was less. Bugger came off
infront of him. I got caught
What about our marriage now?
Urmi
[Urmi! Urmi!]
- Don't open the door. Don't open the door
[Urmi open the door. Urmi!]
No no. I am changing my clothes daddy
- I'm changing my clothes daddy
- No no. Say it loudly
I'm changing my clothes daddy
Ok keep the door closed.
A big criminal is in the house today.
Today he won't escape my hands
- Kalindi. You see this side. I'll see upstairs
- Ok brother
- Go!
- I'm going. I'm going
- What will happen now?
- Now I'll have to go to jail
There is a way
If we get out from here and get married
then daddy won't... his son-in-law
But how will we get out of here?
Over there, the demon is
standing with a pistol
- Demon, who?
- Your daddy
-You called my daddy!!...
-No no. Over there, the angel is waiting to
welcome me with a pistol
Now tell me how we get out of here
How to get out of here...
- Tarzan
- Meaning what?
- You have a rope, right?
- No
- Give me 2/4 bedcovers, shawls, whatever, quickly!
- Understood
-Listen, I'll go out and start the car.
You meet me there.
-Ok
- Listen. You won't fall, right?
- No. Go!!
Listen
Nothing
KALINDI ?$%!! What are you doing here?
- Brother, I thought..
- Thought! You started thinking too!
Go see there! I'll see here.
Where will he run?
Hands Up!
Why you thief!
- Wait for the fun. brother... brother..
- Aunty... aunty..aunty
- He's getting away brother..brother..come quickly..
- Aunty..aunty..don't hit me so hard..aunty
- Take that... brother...
- Aunty... aunty...
Brother..brother..come quickly..brother...
Get down... Get down
Brother..brother..brother..
What happened? ..what happened?
- Brother..brother, brother, brother
-Brother, he ran away
-Where? where?
-this way. this way
thief..thief...
[Topsy turvey, brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy turvy, brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy turvy, brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Every straight path has a curved way]
[Topsy turvy, brother
all is topsy turvy]
[Topsy turvy, topsy turvy]
[Topsy turvy, all is topsy turvy]
- Sir?
- Put him in the lockup
Walk..Go inside and sit.
[-what? don't you people have other work]
-Keep quiet. This is a police station
-This is the limit]
Who is shouting there?
[It's sir's voice]
O let me go. Sir
Sir. Morning Sir.
- You got caught again?
- Yes
- Where did you find him?
- His liquor shop is behind the nearby house, sir
- When will you quit this business?
- Whenever you say, I'll quit
Sit there quietly.
I'll meet the big sir and come back
- Hey! Up! Up!
- What happened?
Get up from here. Sit over there
- Going, going. Going brother. Why touch me?..
You do your own work
Hey! Smoking sir's cigarette! Go!
-Don't touch.
-Go!...get lost....go...
-ok..ok
- Go! Go!
- I'll draw your card. Card..Card... I'll draw it
Hooligan!
Sit here. Sir will be here shortly
Hey! Put your leg down
- Put your leg down!
- Who's it?
Inspector sir, you've come?
- I'm not an inspector
- Not an inspector?
Then you must be a thief, petty thief,
hooligan or vagabond
NO!
What! This is a police station. So, there will be the
police or thief, petty thief, hooligan and vagabond
- Will there be a great soul here?
- No!
- I'm a businessman
- Businessman?
Then I'm also a businessman
Glad to meet you
No! You're a businessman and so am I.
Looks like we both have the same business.
Where is your liquor shop?
Hey! Why keep throwing bombs?
My drunkenness will be over
Will you keep quiet or not?
Ah! Its good..understood... understood..
Understood brother
Its the first time you've been caught
so you are nervous
Brother, there is no need to worry
I have the medicine for it.
I'll give it to you
Look that way. Look that way. Look that way
Brother. Its from the first batch.
Take two gulps
You'll have a lot of fun.
All nervousness will go away
Drink, drink. Drink and see.
What have you done?
You insulted alcohol!
And its your livelihood. Unfaithful!
- Shut up!
- Hey, be silent. Big officer is coming
- What is this?
- Greetings, big officer. Greetings
Why have you become thin sir?
You will never straighten up
Sir. What's my fault sir?
The Municipality said, Jaundice is on
the rise, drink water after boiling
That's why people stopped drinking water
and my business flourished
There are some people, sir,
who neither drink liquor nor water
They drink something else.
Let it go sir. [sniggers]
What a joke sir! [sniggers]
-Constable
-Yes sir
-Put him in the lockup
Wait a minute. Sir he's my friend.
He got caught for the first time
Please give him less punishment.
Greetings sir.
Take him away. Take him away
Ok brother. Tata, tata, bye bye
Why has he been brought here?
Rash driving sir. Hit a police jeep.
A revolver was also found on him
Revolver?
I have license
Show it
It's at home
What did you find in the car?
Nothing sir
It means he was running away
after dumping the goods
What were you smuggling?
Whose goods were those?
What do you mean "whose goods were those"?
Do I look like a smuggler, moustache-less!
- Do you start drinking from morning?
- I don't drink alcohol
That drunkard spilt it on me
But officer, officer. You car was parked to
the wrong side. It was not my fault
It is obvious that you don't know me
This one speaks english
Now I know you.
Welcome home. Welcome home
Famous bandit, dacoit, murderer, smuggler,
cheat, Mr. Pascal DeCosta
- Pascal?
- Yes
- If I'm Pascal, you are Rascal
- Shut Up!
You're tricking us with
your false moustache?
-Constable
-Yes Sir
-Remove his moustache
Beware! Beware!
- What happened? What happened?
- Sir, his moustache is real
- moustache is real?
- You attacked my moustache!
I won't let go off you
I'll go to the High Court
I'll go to the Supreme Court
I'll raise it in the Parliament,
you bloody buffon!
Hey Mr. Pascal. Don't forget that
I'm a police officer
- You are a police officer?
- Yes
You're not a police officer,
you're a foolish officer
F.O.O.L.I.S. H. Foolish meaning Idiot
- Shut Up!
- Come On!
Mr. Bhavani Shankar! you here?
- Mr. Bhavani Shanka?
- Yes sir, He is a very big industrialist
- Are you sure?
- Of course, sir.
Oh God!
Please pardon me. It's not my fault.
Have a look at this photo.
It looks like your twin brother
Officer, you can beat me, imprison me, hang me
But don't say the word 'twin' infront of me
Ok sir. I won't say
Do you want to drink something cold?
Do you want to go home?
- Sharma, take him home
- Yes sir. Please come
Thank you
You are welcome sir
- Constable, bring me my moustache
- What?
-Oh brother! Bring me something cold. Cold!
Ok Sir
- You've come back brother? Congratulations
- Congratulations for what?
- Urmilla got married
- Very good
WHAT? With whom?
With Laxman
This marriage can never happen
But the marriage is done brother
they've already circled the fire
I'll make them go
anti-circles, anti-circles
A Hindu marriage can't be
broken so easily, brother
Mrs. Srivastava. You?
You can call me Mrs Srivastava
and Mrs Sharma too
I didn't understand
I'll explain
First tell me Bhavani
Why are you so angry on Laxman?
Only because he doesn't have a moustache?
- Only!!
For one who chopped his moustache, how long would
it have taken him to chop his brother's neck?
- Huh?
- Yes
Yes, Laxman has killed his brother Ram
Do you understand murder?
He came here wearing a moustache
so that in the guise of Ram I..
- Listen to me
- No! I won't listen to any of you now
You are correct! You're speaking the truth.
Don't listen to anyone. Just listen to me
Lo! one more moustache-less has arrived.
Who are you brother?
- I'm Prasad's friend
- Which Prasad?
- you can say Ram Prasad or Laxman Prasad
- Beware!
Don't take the name of Laxman Prasad
in front of me
Sir..Sir..Sir..
Please think
If for some reason you have
to shave your moustache
Will you change from Bhavani Shankar
to Poppat Lal?
You won't become, right?
Just look towards the world
Jawaharlal Nehru, Mao Tse Tung, President Kennedy.
Did they have moustaches?
No. Were they great men?
Yes!
And look at the other side
A small Hitler with a small toothbrush like moustache.
And how big was the destruction of his mind?
Bhavani. Is nobility a bird which
makes its nest in a moustache?
Meaning what?
Meaning you saw Ram watching hockey
Then to save his job,
he had to lie to you
He had to play the act of a twin brother.
Even Kamala had to.
And you didn't even find out
Oh No!
Come son. Come. Come
Bhavani. Give them blessings.
Hey! Go. go.
Please forgive me sir
Hey! not sir. He's your father-in-law.
Say father. Father!
Please forgive me....Father
Daddy
Brother
Uncle
Uncle
Brother
Bhavani
Please
Alright! Alright!
Ready?
Smile