Girls Like Us! Part 1 (2012) - full transcript

[ Music ]

[Singing] And
all that jazz, yea.

[ Music ]

Oh hey.

Baby, Diane come
bring the butt yo.

I'm right here.

Whatever you call it,
come on now you know it.

Oh shit.

You sure you know what you doin?

Baby, I know what I'm doin.

You feeling good, right?



Hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up.

Hey, where y'all
think y'all goin?

To the book barbeque.

I mean what does it look like?

Wrong answer.

What you mean, wrong?

Just what she said.

Y'all can't come up in here.

And may I ask why not?

First of all,
AJ wife is here.

Well that's a good thing,
cause we here to see her too.

It ain't no mixin wives
with groupies, alright?

Groupie, who you
calling a groupie?

We callin you and the rest
of your girls some groupies.



Oh hell no.

Kiki you ready to fight?

Billy you ain't said
nothing but the word.

You want to fight
over a barbeque?

Hey, hey we don't want
to mess up they house.

Us and Ugmo if y'all don't
move out our way and let us

up in here so we can see our
daughters it's gonna be on

and poppin up in here.

Way to tell her.

Step aside.

Ah, get it.

Come on.

Come on man, come on.

Come on bitch.

Hey what's that about?

Ah, you know just AJ and--

How's my favorite
daughter-in-law.

Hey mamma.

I better be your
only daughter-in-law.

Hey you doin mamma?

What's up with them
idiots at the gate?

Who Jay and Blue?

Is that their names?

Ah, don't pay them
no mind, they're good.

Yea, well they act a
little bit obsessive to me.

Huh, they act like
you Whitney Houston

on the fucking set
of the "Body Guard."

They can be a bit you know
protective, but they cool.

The need to check they self.

Yea.

Oh my God.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

What you say?

Where y'all goin?

In there.

What you mean?

This party is
not for groupies.

Groupies.

Yea.

Excuse me.

This got to be a
joke or something.

Ain't no joke baby.

You done lost
your rabid ass mind.

But we can have a private--

No, no.

Three of you guys
and two of us.

Y'all sexy.

Now you trying to stop us.

Come on now you--

That's not gonna happen.

Come on, come on.

Ladies, excuse me.

Private invitation.

What uh, uh, what
private invitation.

[ Walking down stairs ]

AJ whose stuff is
upstairs in my room?

Zoi why?

Zoi, Zoi Baker?

Yea.

Why is her crap in my room?

Because she needed a place
to stay, what's the problem?

Wait a minute,
she's staying here too?

Yea, that's your
new roommate.

Roommate, she lives
in the room with me?

Yes, Keisha.

You play too much.

Why you laughing?

It's not funny.

Why she staying here.

I didn't know you was
coming around this time.

When did you expect me?

I told you I was gettin my
house done, what do you mean?

Like I said, either you like
it or not, you can back to mommy

and daddy house if not shut
the fuck up Keisha, okay?

You know what, Zoi can
consider herself sleeping

with the enemy, how about that?

That's kinda harsh.

I'm serious.

Whatever Keisha.

Speak of the devil.

Oh hey, Keisha.

Wassup?

You better get out
of here with that.

That's the way you want it.

It's like that?

Yea.

Keisha been trippin all day.

She must be that
time of the month.

Is that what it is?

Yup, I'm a bloody mess.

See I told ya
she been trippin.

Man I'm thinkin though
since we gonna be roommates

for a few months,
how bout we work

on being more nicer
towards one another.

Nicer, how bout you work

on that old ass rag you
been wearin for 8 years?

What you talkin bout.

You a hater.

Later.

You're on a trip.

I see you later, tonight.

Now I know you're
not lettin that stuck

up little heffer
get next to you.

Calling her stuck up.

You and your cousin run
neck in neck in getting dat

"that I'm all lettin her
bang the chicks award."

Whatever.

How are you Ms. Zoi?

Fine.

Um, there's no denying that.

Thank you.

But where you been.

I haven't seen you in a while?

Well, you know I been
busy working at the firm.

Okay, I see.

That's wassup.

So, wassup?

What you want?

You.

Well you know here to
find me, at my bookstore.

Look I got to use
the washroom, so.

Can I come with you?

Sure.

Alright.

Take you to do dat.

[ Music ]

What's up Keisha?

[ Music ]

[ Water running ]

[ Music ]

Hmm, thank you.

I can think of um other ways
you can show your gratitude.

Look Candi, you're
not my type.

What did you say?

What I'm trying to say is I
got my eyes on somebody else.

I hope you're not talking
about my cousin Keisha.

What? What makes you say dat?

Zoi, you are so full of shit,
but um your ass is sexy as hell.

[ Kissing ]

Hey, I want you to check
something out in my bedroom.

Alright.

Let's go.

Where do the two
of you think you goin?

Into my room.

Un uh, I'm still
trying to adjust things

and make them pleasant
for the bof of us.

Um uh.

Uh, I do believe this
was Zoi's room first.

I do believe you need
to mind your own business.

Damn.

Keisha, excuse me.

I said you can't go in.

Damn, what the fuck?

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to
spill my drink--

Damn Keisha.

All over your
Wal-Mart brand blouse.

Kiesha why you so damn foul?

Look out so I can go get
her something to put on.

It's not that serious.

What you need?

I'll get it.

A shirt or something.

Hey Brittany, please
look over there on the floor

and hand me a shirt next to
the Clorox disinfectant spray.

Here.

How bout this one?

This'll work, beautiful.

Thank you.

Put this on.

I'm going to take you
shopping in the morning.

You can change in
AJ and Diane room.

Good.

Come on.

How long you gonna keep this up?

I have no idea.

How long has it been?

Did y'all see that?

Yes, we did.

I can't believe that
Zoi had the nerve to come

to my door with Candi.

Yea, she did.

So what you gonna
do about that Keisha?

I don't know what to do.

Keisha you ain't been
knowin what to do with Zoi

since she fucked you, broke your
cherry and then dumped your ass.

Now you it wadn't like that.

Yea, it was.

It was exactly like that cause

when she left town
your ass cried

on our shoulders
for months on end.

Months on end.

I'm sorry, oh.

I'm sorry.

That's what friends are for.

No, hell no.

No, no.

Since she don't know, what
are we gonna do about it?

Hah.

I've got it, why don't
we do a little oops.

Oh, that's fucked up.

In our own special way okay.

I like that shit.

Okay.

I like that, I like that.

I like that shit.

But I got one even better.

What, what, what.

What's you got babe?

How bout we create
our own commercial.

Now ladies--

Um huh.

Was it really the shoes
that could fly or was it Mike?

She don't need these
retro Jodan's do she?

Uh uh, not the one
with the signature, no.

Uh, I guess it
wadn't the shoes.

It wadn't the shoes.

Why don't you
do it that time?

Out the window.

Go do it.

Ooh, that was
therapeutic right?

Let's get rid
of all that shit.

Oh wait, that's
still got the tag on it.

Let's throw that shit out.

Here take that.

Fuck it.

All clear, hey, hey, hey.

Wait, wait, wait.

One more.

No.

Throw this computer out
the window let it break?

Let's see.

Let's see.

Drop it, drop it, drop it.

Do it, do it, do it.

Oh no. [laughter]

What, we got your back.

I'm hungry.

You wanna go get
something to eat?

Yea, come on I'm hungry too.

We done worked
up an appetite.

I am ready to eat.

Shit.

[ Moving around room ]

Keisha where my clothes?

Outside.

What you mean outside?

What part didn't you
understand the out or the side?

Keisha, you got five
seconds to put my shit back

in this closet or
else it's gonna be on

and poppin up in here.

And if I don't what
are you gonna do Zoi,

but get your ass whooped?

By you and what army?

Huh, this army.

Keisha stop playin with me.

I'm not playin wit you.

I don't have your crap anymore.

You say anymore,
where's my shit?

You paid attention in
school after all didn't you.

I don't have your things.

[ Moving around room ]

Man, did she walk past me
when I was in the livin room?

I didn't see her.

Did she throw my
shit out the window?

She crazy.

What the fuck?

Bitch I'm gonna kill you.

Hey, hey what's
goin on in here?

Y'all loud as hell.

Man, Keisha threw my shit
out the window for no reason.

What?

Threw all that
shit out there.

That's right, she right.

Throw your shit out
the-- damn straight up.

Man, that shit ain't funny.

Down in this shit together.

Oh look, she had nothing
to do with this, nothing.

Why AJ ain't?

Hold on.

Calm your ass down.

I ain't had nothin
to do with this.

Go get AJ.

Ain't no go get AJ.

Lower your mutha fucking tone
in my house first of all.

Second of all I just want
y'all to know I love both

of y'all the same,
so I don't want

to be a part of none
of this shit.

What you mean you don't
want to be a part of it?

Exactly what the
fuck I said, me or AJ.

Get it together.

Deal with me.

Alright, fine.

I didn't know you were--

Holy shit, holy shit.

Fuck this shit.

Alright you want to play?

So shit--

Fuck you too.

Fuck you too.

[inaudible] partner?

I got you bro.

Second or third time we
been out here this week, right?

Yea.

I'm Detective Maxie and
this is Detective Pat and we're

from the Chicago Lesbian
Police Department.

What district that in?

We got a call
about a disturbance.

What seems to be the problem?

Well, my best
friend and my sister are

up in there tryin
to kill each other.

Whose house is this?

Me and my wife's.

Do you mind if we go in
and try to calm the situation?

Do what you can.

[ Walking away ]

You know I can't
believe you did all

that fucked up shit to me.

You call yourself
a fucking woman.

Shit, you would no.

No, your family knows.

Yup and I bet your cousin
Candi knows whether I'm a woman

I am too.

Whoo, I can't
believe you threw

that tramp's name
in my damn face.

I can't believe it.

What you think I didn't.

[ Fighting sounds ]

Hey, break it up ladies.

Come on ladies.

Break it up.

What's your name, are you okay?

What do you mean is she okay?

I'm not talking to you yet.

Are you okay?

Did she hurt you?

Yes, I'm okay.

She didn't hurt me, not really
and my name is Keisha Jackson.

Would you like to
press charges Ms. Jackson?

No, not really.

Please just answer yes or
no cause I ain't got no problem

with taking her to jail
tonight, Ms. Jackson.

Yea, I bet you don't.

Did you say something?

No.

I need her to keep me warm.

So, you two are a couple?

Yes, been seeing each
other for like eight years.

We fight like cats
and dogs all the time.

This some O.J. type stuff.

Oh, so now I'm O.J.

You say one more word and
you'll be spending the night

in jail like O.J. Now, I
want you two to calm down

and work this thing out.

And if my partner and I have

to come back somebody's
going to jail.

Do we have an understanding?

We good.

Do we have an understanding?

Yes.

Let's keep it cute ladies; we
don't want to have to come back.

[ Walking away ]

Good morning y'all.

Good morning Mike Tyson.

No baby, she [inaudible]
Keisha Mike Tyson.

Look, I'm sorry
bout last ya know.

Things kinda got out a hand.

I'm sure but you do
owe Diane 500 dollars.

She had to pay them
[inaudible] 1000 dollars

to get you and Keisha's
stuff back.

Keisha already paid up though.

For real.

Yea.

Thank you Diane.

No problem baby,
give it to me later.

Alright, what'd
y'all cook though?

Smellin good.

Oh, yes Keisha came down here

and made us a fat ass
breakfast this morning.

Oh shit, where my plate?

Yea, about that um she said
that you didn't want none,

that you was still
up there sleeping.

What?

I didn't say that.

Well, I assumed you would.

Besides when the
fuck you eat anyway?

Holy shit.

Sorry.

Let me go get
your money Diane.

Yea, do that right
now please.

Keisha look at me.

I think you should
lay off on Zoi.

You're too hard on her.

AJ, mind your own business.

I can like and dislike
whoever I choose to.

I don't like Zoi Baker.

How long she gonna be here?

Well, if you must know the
center just said another six

to eight weeks.

Oh my God that's
forever, Jesus.

Let me explain
something to you.

Guess what, if you don't like it
you can always go back home live

with mommy and daddy.

Hmm, you would love that.

I'm not going anywhere.

Then shut the fuck up Keisha.

You know what Ike you
better get your life.

You don't tell somebody
to shut the fuck up.

What you doing later on tonight
Bessie, let's go out and hang

out so we can shut the
fuck up together somewhere.

Okay, cool.

Oh, too bad I can't.

I have a date tonight
with a doctor.

One of my [inaudible]
hooked me up with him.

Oooh, a doctor huh?

What kind of doctor is he?

Gynecologist.

Oooh, now I would feel
weird dating a gynecologist.

You know some kind of
a way about you know--

Right, I'd definitely
have a complex

if my man was looking
at the pussy on me.

Hello.

You know what, it's just
something to do, in fact,

I don't want to see
anybody right now.

Oh.

I got too much
other shit to focus on.

Now I get it, Keisha
you need some don't you?

AJ.

I'm just saying.

When's the last time
you got laid?

By a man or a woman?

What?

You heard me.

Don't play me like that.

I'm not playing wit you.

When do you join the
[inaudible] muchin train?

And how come this is the
first time I'm hearin about it?

I do not kiss and tell.

Have a nice day nosey bodies.

You better be playing Keisha.

It's all this.

Bye.

Nah, she wouldn't do dat.

She would never do
dat or would she.

Nah!

[ Silence ]

Do you love pleasure
but hate doing it yourself?

Are you frustrated trying
to get gratification?

Oh, no.

Try our new Triple S,
self-stimulate strap-ons.

Come on and get yourself
strapped in.

[Knocking on door]
Who the fuck is this?

Yea, who is it?

Yea, I'm here to see Keisha.

Hey.

Wassup.

Yes, I'm Greg.

I'm here to pick up Keisha.

Come right in.

She's expecting you.

Alright.

Oh no, hold up
man, sit right there.

Can I get you something
to drink, thirsty?

Nah, nah, no, no thank you.

So, I hear you're
a doctor Greg.

Yea, I'm actually
a gynecologist.

Oh, so you're
her gynecologist.

Is that how y'all met?

Nah, not really.

We actually met through one

of our mutual doctor
friends you know.

She set us up on a date
and we instantly clicked.

Okay, that's cool.

So, you like girls
dat like girls?

Ah, no I like
girls that like guys.

Okay, that's wassup.

That's cool

What would make
you ask me dat though?

No particular reason.

There has to be some reason
behind it because how do you go

from asking me what I do
for a living to ask me

about girls who like girls?

Just making conversation man.

That's some conversation,

but um do you know how
much longer Keisha will be?

No let me find
that out for ya.

Alright thank you.

[ Walking away ]

[ Knock on door ]

Who is it?

What do you want Zoi?

Goofy, I mean Greg is here.

He wants to know how
much longer you'll be.

Would you please tell
Greg I'll be out there soon.

Sure, no problem.

Thank you.

I'll keep him company
until you come out.

Thanks.

[ Closing door ]

[ Walking away ]

Yea, she said
she'll be out soon.

Alright, cool.

So, are you married?

No. I don't like
guys like that?

What do you mean you
don't like guys like that?

Just what I said.

I don't want a guy
touching on me at all.

Okay, I get it.

I guess you're what
you call a lesbian huh?

All day everyday
and twice on Sundays.

Okay. If you don't mind
me asking um how many people

live here?

Four people live here.

Okay, how many rooms
does this place have?

There are only two bedrooms.

Hmm, okay.

I know it's none of
my business but um,

where does everyone sleep?

You know what you right.

It is none of your business.

So does Keisha no you're gay?

Hell yea she knows.

And she don't have a problem
livin in the house wit you?

House, please she doesn't
mind sharing the bed wit me.

What the fuck?

So you telling me that
you and Keisha sleep

in the same bed every
night and that you gay?

No Greg, what I'm
saying is I'm gay

and Keisha is what we lesbians
like to call a closet case,

a Curious George, a
straight girl or whatever.

Hey baby.

Hey. Hey do you
know she's gay?

Yes, what about it?

And that doesn't bother you?

Not at all.

So do you sleep
in the bed wit her?

Yea, but it's not like that.

How is it then?

Boo, what time
should I expect you?

Boo. Who da fuck is boo?

Oh, don't worry that's just a
little pet name that I gave her.

A pet name, huh?

What kind of shit is this?

Keisha baby, can I
talk to you for a moment?

Zoi, I think you've
done enough talking

to last us bof a lifetime.

Greg's so silly.

What do you want to
talk to me about Zoi?

It's about last night.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Even though I really don't
want to know but I go to axk,

what happened last night?

Oh nothing.

Boo--

Boo.

Hmm, I mean Keisha
slept in her birthday suit.

You better be talking about
a birthday suit you bought.

Oh no, I ain't referring
to anything that was bought.

So, Keisha did you
sleep in your birthday suit

with this gay chick last night?

Yes.

Who you calling a gay girl?

That ain't my name.

Honestly, who gives a fuck?

Now back to you,
answer yes or no.

Yes, but it's not like that.

Then how is it?

You know what Greg I
don't have to answer you.

I'm grown and we
are not married.

And you know what, and we
never will be married either.

You know what I think
it's time for you to leave.

No problem.

Bye.

[laughter] You have
been played Keisha

and payback's a bitch.

You're right,
but fuck you Zoi.

I'm gonna get you back for that.

Hmm, until then I'll be
in later to tap that ass.

[ Walking away ]

I'm sorry.

You forgive me?

Okay.

[ Music ]

I hope you left
me some hot water.

And if I didn't, whatcha
gonna do about it, nothin.

[ Music ]

Come on man, what
the fuck is you doin?

I got to go over my cases

and that tv's gonna
get on my nerves.

So, go in the kitchen.

I was in here first.

No.

Didn't I say go
in the kitchen.

I'm not going anywhere.

Stop playing so much.

Stop playing so much.

Stop!

[ Music ]

[ Walking away ]

What the fuck?

[ Music ]

Okay, I know I
haven't been around

but I swear you cannot tell AJ
I'm working on my music again.

Oh for real, that's wassup.

I know right.

I got this new single and it's
called Bitch I'm Gonna Kill You.

You ready.

I ain't ready.

Don't laugh.

You gonna like that shit.

I ain't ready.

Oh wow.

Hi, you must be Greg.

Yea.

I'm Diane.

I'm Kiesha's best friend
and she has been talkin

about you non-stop
for thr whole month.

Yo Kiesha is crazy about you.

It's so nice to meet you.

That's wassup, nice
to meet you as well.

Thank you.

Nice to see you
too again too Zoi.

Can't say the same man.

Don't do that.

What?

Don't pay her no mind.

Hey Bessie.

What you doin home so early?

What it look like?

What's your friend doin here?

We closed the book
story a little early.

We had a great day today.

Really, good sales?

Good sales.

Wassup?

Go, go.

Hey baby.

Hey baby.

Shut up.

Shut--

[inaudible comments]

You look stunning as usual.

Thank you.

But I think we
better be gettin goin.

I think so too.

Okay baby.

Well you two lovebirds
have a great time.

Enjoy. Yes, bye Greg it
was nice to meet you again.

Mwha! See more of you?

Yea aright.

Quit it now.

So, where's Zoi?

Why isn't she here?

She had to make
a couple errands

for our get together
tomorrow night.

Get together.

Um huh.

I want to come to dat.

No way.

You are not invited.

It's for lesbians, not
straight girls like you.

Whatever AJ.

It's just a party.

Are you serious?

No, it's the party.

So, I see you and uh Greg been
gettin a little close huh?

Yea we are.

That's a real touchy situation.

I like Greg.

He's nice and everything

but he's movin way,
way too fast for me.

How?

This morning when I
woke up he had a note

on the nightstand asking
me to move in wid him.

Ah, that is so sweet.

I mean that's awesome.

Just think after that what,
next step is marriage then kids.

Man mom and daddy be so happy.

They would I mean finally
they have a daughter

that marries a man,
they'll love dat.

He's just moving
way too fast for me.

Um uh.

I mean have you told him yet?

No, I haven't told Greg
or anybody else anything.

Greg is in surgery all day
and it's buying me time.

Enough about that, what'd
you call me here for?

Well, since you
said it like that um,

I'm gonna be honest wit you.

I want you to lay up on Zoi.

I think you a little
bit too rough on her.

Yes, I do.

I do.

I am not that hard on Zoi.

Yea, you are.

I mean seriously what
y'all been rooming together

for the last what couple
of months now and it's

like you still walking around
with this cold shoulder to her

and I just want you to stop.

I mean she's like your sister.

Key word is like.

And Zoi know why
it's like it is.

Well look, whether she
does or not I don't like it.

I'm not that bad to her.

Are you serious?

Keisha did you forget about the
time she paid you in advance

to get her a Prince ticket
and you didn't get it

and she wasn't able to go.

You know that was wrong.

Well she [inaudible]

Not to mention did you forget

about that time you also said
okay y'all let's go out to eat.

I'm gonna pay for everybody
but when we get there you pay

for everybody cept her.

She didn't starve to death.

Keisha, my point is
I don't think its right.

Would you just promise
me you'll stop?

I never looked at
it like that before.

I guess I could try to
be a little nicer to her.

I mean did you
forget she is the one

that you know helped
you through law school.

Well, I'm sorry not helped,
but convinced you to go.

Why would you say dat?

No she didn't.

Remember the time
you was gonna drop out.

She was the one that was there
to convince you to say in.

No she didn't.

Why would you say dat?

Come on, how could
you forget?

Okay member you wanted to
drop out when and not even go

for a love interest,
for a unsure thing.

You was gonna jeopardize
your whole life for that.

And she convinced you not to

and I think that's the best
move you know that you did.

Now, look how happy-- look
how you turned out actually.

I promise you, you don't
know what you talking about.

Zoi was not there any days
to go to school with me.

She didn't help me take the bar.

She didn't convince
me to do anything.

She didn't have to.

She was the one that
convinced you to stay in school

and that's what mattered
the most.

Um, whoopdi do, lucky me,

big time attorney
with a broken heart.

What do you mean?

Never mind I don't
want to talk about it.

So you gonna ease up on her?

I'll try to be
nicer to her I guess.

Thank you.

[ Traffic sounds ]

[ Inaudible background
discussion ]

So, wassup?

Well, I brought you here
to tell you I love her Diane.

You love who?

I love Keisha.

You kiddin right?

No, I'm for real.

Zoi how you gonna
love somebody

that treats you like a dog.

I don't know.

See, that's the crazy
thing about it.

Yea, it's real crazy.

Come on break this down for me.

Make some sense out
of this please.

Well, do you remember
Keisha's birthday graduation

party eight years ago?

Yea, how can I forget it?

That's the first time
me and AJ ever did it.

Well, let's just say
you're not the only girl

that laid that night.

What? Shut up.

Yea.

Alright, tippy toe.

Be careful, watch your
step, watch your step.

It's bout to go down.

Are you ready?

Yes.

It's bout to go down like
bow flex [inaudible] It's

your birthday.

Tah da!

[Group response] Surprise!

[ Horns blowing ]

[ Crying ]

Oh Keisha, what's wrong.

What you don't like it?

Are you serious?

Diane you told me you
was goin to Vegas.

We is, you know I gambled and
let these mutha fukkas do it.

Well that's all
we can afford.

This is baby shower cups.

It's one bag.

They didn't have anymore
regular birthday cups left.

Look, but we got you a gift.

Awh.

Hot damn.

You said you wanted it.

Hot damn.

That ain't the shit from
the dollar store she picked

out is it?

I'm telling mamma on you.

Worst brother of the year.

Whatever, eat your cake.

How about dat?

Somebody bit it.

Hell no.

They was only supposed
to lick the icing though.

One, two, three, four.

It's just, I had to taste it
make sure it was good for you.

Anna Mae eat the cake.

This ain't even
a dozen cupcakes.

They got hungry.

Come on Anna Mae.

[Singing] Happy
birthday to Keisha.

Are you punkin me?

Are you punkin me Bessie?

Put this shit
together like this, look.

Whoo.

How does it feel to be--

Why you trust my
birthday with her?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

If we had more money
we would have done more.

You're a mutha fuckin ass.

Keisha, no, no,
no, it's a joke.

It's a joke Boo.

We got something for ya.

This better be a joke.

Everybody tell
here we just playin.

[Group response]
We just playin.

For real?

It's a joke.

For real.

It's just a joke.

You know we got you.

Okay, okay, okay, phew!

Come on y'all
let's get it crackin.

That was a really dirty trick
that you guys pulled on me.

I know, I know.

It was funny though.

No it was not funny.

That was not nice.

Everything worked out.

Thank you for everything.

You know we had
to make you laugh.

And cry.

So, wassup?

We gonna dance or what?

Yea, let's do dat.

[Singing] What's da business?

Looks like AJ and Diane
are getting along pretty well

over there, right.

Those two, all those
countless nights with AJ

on the phone moaning
when they had phone sex.

I know all too well.

Diane and I share a dorm.

Oh my God, the phone sex.

I know it all.

So, did you like your gift?

Of course I did.

Why wouldn't I?

I don't know.

I mean you didn't
seem so enthused

when you seen what it was.

It's not that.

I really liked it.

I like it, thank you.

So den what is it?

No that's cool.

I'd rather not talk about it.

Come on, let's just dance.

Come on Kiesha,
you can tell me.

I don't know how you're
gonna take what I have to say.

Just say it.

I don't want you
to get mad at me,

just leave it alone come on.

It's my birthday.

Keisha, between me and AJ
we practically raised you.

Raised me?

Yea raised you.

So whatever it is you got to
tell me you can tell me girl.

We're family now spit it out.

Promise you're
not gonna get mad?

I promise.

Okay. You know what I really
wanted for my birthday is you.

[ Music ]

Hey man, what's wrong?

Look like you seen a ghost.

Oh man, I'm cool, good.

You sure?

Um huh.

Man I'm really
fond of my girl Diane.

I'm gonna have to
wife her one day.

Oh yea.

You sure you're cool?

I'm cool.

I'm cool man.

Alright well,
I'm about to go back

over there cause you know
what I got up my sleeve.

You do what you do man.

Do what you do.

Aright.

Get in there.

[ Music ]

I meant it earlier

when I told you I only
wanted you for my birthday.

Keisha, come on
man stop playin.

I'm not playin wit you.

Look me and AJ got to be up to
catch an early mornin flight,

so I'm about to catch some Zs.

I advise you to do the same.

Oh so it's time
to go to bed now huh?

Pretty much.

Okay, I can do dat.

Hold on.

Get on the other side screw.

Nope, scoot over punk.

Man, Keisha what is you doin?

You. [inaudible comments]

Look if AJ find out that
we sleeping together she gonna

kill me.

Don't worry about AJ,

what she doesn't know
is not gonna hurt her.

I guess so, but still
Keisha this ain't right.

What isn't right?

This.

What this, or this, or this?

Oh fuck, this is so wrong.

What you want me doin?

[ Music ]

[ Knocking on door ]

[ Music ]

[ Silence ]

[ Knocking on door ]

[ Silence ]

Who is it?

It's me AJ.

Oh, I'm coming.

Give me a second.

You better not be doin that in
there man, that would be incest.

Keisha, Zoi somebody
open the door.

Dang what took you so long?

I'm trying to get
ready to get in da shower.

Yea, better not be doin that.

That would be incest.

Doin what?

Eew.

I know, my point exactly.

Uh, that's nasty.

Wassup Zoi baby?

Wassup man?

How was your night man?

Man, it was real good.

Way, way nasty.

Hey me and Diane bout
to go out and get somethin

to eat before we
go to the airport.

You wanna come wid us?

Hell yea.

I'm so hungry.

Yea, I just gotta shower first.

Aright, that's that's cool.

Yea, for I forget to
tell ya Keisha thinking

about not goin to law school.

What?

Yea.

Wow.

No, she said she didn't
know for sure bout next month

but yea she don't want to go.

I don't like that at all man.

None of us do,
but what we can do.

It's her life.

Did she say why the
change of heart though.

She fallin for somebody.

I don't even know
who this person is.

Oh man.

This is crazy.

So, I was thinkin you know
might she be looking up to you

like a sister you know
maybe you could talk to her.

Yea, you right, you right.

I got you.

I'm gonna take care of
that immediately, man.

Aright cool, well
I appreciate that.

Yep.

Aright, I know Diane
waiting on me so I'm gonna be

down at the car so, just
make sure you meet us

down there okay.

Alright.

Alright cool, see you babe.

Alright.

Ooh that was a close one.

Do you think we got
time for a quickie?

Look Keisha, we
can't be together.

What the fuck you mean
we can't be together?

We shouldn't be
doing this shit.

This is morally wrong.

Morally wrong
for who, you or AJ.

Look, when AJ and I was
little kids we made a blood pack

that we would not date
each other's sisters

that I must keep
my promise to AJ.

Where was your
pack at last night

when my pussy was
right in your face?

What?

You heard me.

You know how I felt
about the situation.

Don't do dat.

I don't believe this shit.

Besides it takes many
women to satisfy my appetite.

What the fuck are
you tryin to say?

What I'm saying is its over.

We're through.

You know what, fuck you Zoi.

Fuck you. I never
want to see you again.

Get your shit and get
the fuck out of my dorm.

Alright.

Ah, what the fuck?

So, hold up, you mean to tell
me you fucked my best friend

eight years ago and
I had no idea.

That's exactly
what I'm tellin you.

I think you lyin.

See, Keisha would tell
me something like that.

No I'm not lyin.

We made love all night long.

The girl don't tell
you everything.

Damn that's amazing.

I know right.

So, like what happened?

Like--

Well I heard Keisha was
gonna drop out of school

to pursue a relationship
with someone,

automatically I assumed
it was with me.

So, I decided I had to
break it off wid her.

You had to break it off.

So, besides the point
that you're super vain,

like what went wrong though?

Like what really happened?

I just told you
what happened.

Well, I don't understand.

Look, what I'm saying is I
don't want Keisha throwin her

career away because of me.

Okay, so let me
get this straight.

What you're telling me is
you fucked my friend one day,

broke her heart the next day
for no good reason, really?

You know what
maybe you right.

Damn skippy I'm right.

No wonder she treats
you like shit.

I would too.

Look, I know I made a mistake

and now I want to
make things right.

I want her back.

Good luck with that.

What you mean
good luck with that?

Come on, aren't you gonna
help me get her back?

Hell no.

See you know what you
fucked my friend once

without me even knowing,
now you want me

to help you fuck her again?

No, not gonna happen.

Look, I know I
messed things up.

And now I want to
make it up to her.

I love her Diane.

So, please, please help
me get Keisha back.

Look, it's not
gonna be that easy Zoi.

See, Keisha told me this mornin

that Greg akxed her
to move in with him.

What?

Yea, look I'm sorry okay.

Um, I'm not gonna be able
to help you with this one.

You're on your own this time,
but I love you, but I got to go.

Okay, I got to get back to work.

I will see you at
the house baby.

Be cool.

Aright.

Check please.

[ Walking around room ]

Hey Zoi.

Oh, wassup Keisha?

Is AJ and Diane here yet?

No, they still at
their company party.

Um, how was your day?

What, you asking
me about my day?

Stop playin so much.

Yes, Zoi Baker.

Well it was cool for what
it was worth, I suppose.

How was your day?

Oh so long.

I'm so glad to be home.

So, you goin to your
friend house tonight?

What's his name again, I
know it rhymes with dred.

Stop playin punk.

You know his name is Greg.

Oh yea him, dang.

I was so looking forward
to having that bed

to myself again tonight.

Well, you can get over dat.

Because I'm gonna be right here.

Besides, I was here
first anyway.

Hasn't it been about
eight weeks?

Why are you still here?

I just talked
to the contractor;

he said it should be
another two weeks.

By then I should
be out your hair.

And it cannot come
fast enough for me.

Whatever Keisha.

You hungry?

Um peanut butter
and jelly, um uh.

I haven't done dat
in about 10 years.

Go for it.

Cool I wadn't
makin you one anyway.

Anyway can I ask
you something?

Sure, shoot.

I was wondering out of
all of the hundreds of women

that you've dated,
if there was one

that you could back would you?

Well, first off
let me correct you.

I haven't dated over 100 women;

I've only dated four
but I've sexed, many.

You know exactly what I mean.

Answer the question.

Well, I mean there is one
woman I regret letting go.

Can I axk you
how it happened?

Well let's just say without
gettin into further details

about what occurred I
had to break up with her

so that she would
continue her education.

So you mean you put
somebody else's education

over the way you felt about em?

Yea, I guess I did.

I guess that was
a nice thing.

I know, but it hurts you
know, cause we're not together.

So, why don't
you get her back?

I can't.

You can't or you won't?

I can't, because she's
datin somebody else.

So, why don't you go to
her and tell her how you feel?

I'm sure she'll leave
that person to be wit you.

No, I don't think she would.

I think you should try.

I guess you right.

[ Music ]

Keisha?

Hmm?

Look I'm sorry
I broke your heart.

I never meant to hurt you.

I was truly thinking
about your future

and I didn't want you
throwin it away because of me.

Baby, I know you
didn't mean to hurt me.

I appreciate you sayin
that, but I know your heart.

No problem.

Now can I axk you a question?

Um huh.

Baby you can ask me anything.

Are you really
moving in with Greg?

What? Did Diane
tell you that?

Yea, she did.

I went to talk to her earlier
to tell her what really happened

between us eight years
ago, because I wanted her

to help me get you back.

That's when she told me he
asked you to move in with him.

I don't know what
I'm gonna do about Greg.

I just started seein him.

You know I like him.

He's a nice guy, but that's
not where my heart is.

I know, because
you don't love him.

You love me.

Of course I love
you and only you,

but it's not about you and I.

It's about my parents.

My family is trippin.

You know my father
really wants a grandson

and AJ has already
hurt their heart.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Why can't we just enjoy
what we have right now?

Okay.

[ Kissing ]

[ Silence ]

Something smells good.

[inaudible] I made enough
for you, you hungry?

You so sweet.

Yea, I'll take a plate.

Um, if I wadn't thinking
straight the way you two just

looked at each other it like
y'all fucked last night.

Come on AJ what
you talkin bout man?

AJ.

Lord.

Don't you think you reading
a little bit too much into that?

Diane stay the
fuck out of dis.

This is my sister.

I got this.

Okay, I know that's
your sister now

but you gonna watch your
mutha fuckin tone with me.

Anyway, what was that about?

Why you always trippin?

Didn't you axk me
to be nice to her.

I'm damned if I do,
damned if I don't.

You know I don't
understand all that.

AJ why you trippin man?

Why am I trippin?

You want to know
why I'm trippin?

Because I don't want my sister
messing with my best friend,

that's why I'm trippin.

She can't make me lunch?

I mean this is the
same person the first move

in y'all was at each
other throats.

Now here it is you want to make
sandwiches and shit for her

and all this googley eye shit.

What is that about?

Did she try anything
wit you last night?

No. Why would you axk that?

You tryin to fuck my sister?

Oh my God.

Come on man, nobody's
tryin to fuck your sister.

You know I got bitches.

Yea, hopefully she ain't
tryin to be one of em either.

You know what sis?

What?

I got a question for you.

What? Why you
such a big ass hater?

Little girl if you
don't keep your hands

out of my mutha fuckin
face it's gonna be one.

Just as I thought, you
don't have a fuckin answer.

[ Music ]

[ Walking up stairs ]

We here.

Keisha what are you doin here?

What you mean?

I was invited by
one of your members.

You know, the lesbians.

Man who broke my rule and
invited by straight sister

to a all lesbian event?

What you mean?

I invited her.

Man, I told all members
my sister was off limits.

You didn't tell me dat.

Zoi, I didn't think I had to.

You're the co-founder.

You and I make the rules.

Oh, AJ stop trippin.

Yea, AJ.

Wassup?

[ Walking in room ]

[ Closing door ]

[ Inaudible background
discussion ]

Thanks a lot Zoi.

What we supposed to do now

since you dun ruined
our boys night out?

Stop trippin all the time.

Whatever.

Let's play truth or dare.

Come on I'll take
the first question.

Alright, come on.

[ Walking across room ]

Okay AJ what do you know?

Okay Keisha since you
want to ruin our party

if you could date any female
in here who would it be?

Zoi.

Who'd she say?

Ah, why'd you pick her?

Yea, Keisha damn,
what about me?

Zoi?

Yes.

Void her answer.

Uh uh. Ain't no
voiding her answer.

If that's what she say,
that's what she say.

That's right.

No problem Bessie.

Alright, alright, alright
enough of this bullshit.

Just let the games begin.

Yea.

Yea, the games.

Alright, calm down.

Don't get dildos and
panties in a bunch.

Alright, I pick Lea,
truth or dare.

Well I have been real naughty
this week, so I'll take dare.

Okay, how bout you uh walk
over to the person you slept

with last night and
uh give em face.

And if they're not here you
know go to somebody you want

to give face with tonight.

Um, okay.

Hold this sugar.

[ Walking across room ]

[ Kissing ]

Oh my.

Alright.

Okay, I did my
thing; your turn AJ.

Okay, well who's supposed
to ask her the question?

Let her sister ask her.

Okay.

Okay come on baby.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Okay, if you found
out that one

of your members was bangin
me what would you do?

What you mean banging?

Fucking, licking, fucking,
hitting my walls doogie style?

Ooh, girl.

Keisha stop playin wit me.

I'm not playin wit you.

You see a smile on my face?

It depends if it was one

of my members I would
deal with it accordingly.

However, if it's Zoi then
our friendship would be over.

[ Music ]

[ Opening door ]

I been asking
everybody about you.

You okay?

Hell no, I'm not okay.

What's wrong wit you?

What you mean
what's wrong with me?

For real, what were you
thinking axking AJ some bullshit

like that?

What was wrong
with what I axked AJ?

Are you smoking something?

Everything was wrong
with that question.

Stop trippin Zoi.

I'm just having fun, damn.

Look, if you want to have fun
go to Six Flags Great America.

But if you want to use me in
this game to prove a point

to AJ do me a favor
and don't, aright?

Forget you, you know dat.

Yea good luck with dat.

Good luck with forgettin me.

It won't be hard baby.

So you say.

So I know.

You see baby, when my
eyes are all entwined

in Greg's I don't
think bout you.

Not the least bit.

What'd you just say?

You heard me loud and clear.

No, I heard you but I don't
think I understood that shit.

Last night was
nothin but a fuck to me.

That's cool.

I should have never
started fuckin wit you.

I'm not holdin you hostage.

Nobody said you was.

Then move around.

Suddenly, I'm
gettin the urge to.

Well how bout I help
you with that urge.

I'm outta here.

Where you goin?

You gonna run out to your
little goofy ass backup again?

You know exactly
where I'm goin

and Greg is not the
backup, you are, huh.

Shit, whatever.

Can you believe it
girl we got Kevin Brown

in jail 30 years baby
baby, we need a drink.

Yes, oh cheers.

Oh Lord, it took forever.

I know right.

But you know we da bomb.

We are the bomb.

That's why they pay
us the big bucks.

Who you tellin?

Um huh.

Um huh.

Um, oh my goodness, hello.

Hey love.

Hey, how are you?

Well, I could be better.

Is it Keisha again?

I really don't want to
discuss it over the phone.

Can I come over?

You sure can.

Alright cool, I'm on my way.

Bye.

Oh gosh.

What's wrong sis?

Nothin, I'm good.

Hmm, you don't seem good.

Who was that on the phone?

Zoi.

Zoi? You still fucking
around with that bitch?

Yes, but not literally,
calm down.

Gosh.

Wow.

Look, I know things
didn't work out well

between us but we still friends.

I can't believe
that you still fucking

around with a bitch
that left your ass

for the woman she's
calling you about right now.

Are you fucking serious?

Yes, and--

That's stupid.

Well, I don't remember
asking your opinion

on my love life now did I?

No you didn't, but.

But nothing, stay out
of my love life okay?

You know what on that
note I fucking will.

Okay.

Hmm, cool.

Cool.

I'm outta here.

Bye big sis.

Bye little sis.

But anyway, give me some love.

[ Kissing ]

[ Sighing ]

[ Walking away ]

[ Opening door ]

Hey, wassup?

[ Walking away ]

[ Closing door ]

[ Silence ]

Hey.

Wassup, Boo?

How are you?

How ya doin?

Good.

What's wrong wit you?

You already know.

It's Keisha.

What'd she do now?

You know she hasn't been home
since the night of da party.

Are you kidding me?

That was a week ago.

She's with Greg.

Are you sharing
Keisha with Greg?

Yes, I am.

That is interesting.

I guess you could say
I gave her my consent.

Nonetheless, I don't like
the way she's treatin you.

She's not treatin
me any kind of way.

Well, I don't like the way
you're letting her treat you.

Look, I'm playin the
game the way it is played.

What game is that?

You and I both have
dated straight women before

and we know typically there
is always a man close by.

Yea, normally it's the
husbands, baby daddies,

ex-boyfriends or
current boy toys.

And we also know that we have

to share quality
time with that man.

Oh, I don't like
to share my woman

with another woman
let alone a man.

That's why I don't
straight girls,

Curious Georges, bisexual women.

You gotta date somebody.

You right, cause
I hate fuckin myself.

And the chance of gettin
a 100 percent lesbian is slim

to none.

Maybe true, but
I screen my girls.

How do you screen em?

I give them a questionnaire.

What does dat do?

It determines whether
my girls are licky

or strictly dickly.

Bitch you crazy.

No, I'm being for real.

So you say.

So you know.

Whatever.

You better stop
sayin whatever and think

about sexually transmitted
diseases.

What?

The question isn't
what, but do you think

about sexually transmitted
diseases?

Yea, all the time.

Ha, ha I find
that hard to believe.

Why is that hard to believe?

It's hard for me to believe
that you still sexin Keisha

and you know she fucking Greg.

It's not that
easy to resist her.

Oh, trust it's easy.

How you figure that?

Oh think about HIV,
herpes, gonorrhea and syphilis,

but most of all think
about your life.

Axk yourself how long
you want to live.

I think you right.

No, I know I'm right.

I got some thinking to do.

Stop playing Russian
roulette with your life Zoi.

I will Lea.

Look, I'm not saying
Keisha's a bad girl.

I'm just saying if she
wants to be wit you,

she has to make a choice
between you and Greg.

She can't have both.

My thoughts exactly.

And if she doesn't choose
you, I'll take you myself.

Lea, you and I
tried that years ago

and it didn't work out.

It didn't work out cause you
cheated on me while you were

in Boston with Keisha.

You knew about that?

Oh, please.

I knew.

So why didn't you say
anything to me about it?

There was nothing
to talk about

and I went back to
my ex-girlfriend.

So I guess we're even.

I wouldn't say that.

What would you say?

I say you and I have
unfinished business

and one day we'll finish it.

You think?

So, I know, however, here's
a set of keys to my crib.

You can come and
go as you please.

You sleepin in my bed
tonight, make yourself at home.

Where you goin?

I got a booty call.

Now what's all that crap
you just talked about STDs?

Look my girl passed
her questionnaire

with flying colors.

But can you say the same?

That's a low blow.

Wow.

Well, if the shoe
fits wear it baby.

Lea, I love you.

I love you too but
take care of yourself

and lock up after you leave.

Will do.

Alright.

Live for the moment.

Ain't no time like the present.

You say you ain't into rushin
I say time is of the essence.

Love is not the issue
but it may [inaudible]

and you always saying you do
but I don't know if it's real.

I'm kinda thinkin that you want
it for lust, but that's my fear,

but fear comes with the pain
so I'm letting go of fear.

But you just be front
and while you front

and I can see your eyes with
wit contacts I can see what's

inside, ain't no surprise

that I caught more
feeling than I suspected.

I mean one minute
you say you love me,

next minute I feel
neglected but it's cool.

Who I am?

I'm glad you inquired.

I am inspiration inspired.

The reason the whack
can now retire.

I am the softest place on earth.

I am creativities' rebirth.

I am that wait that
you know it is worth.

Who am I? I'm glad you asked.

I am God's present gift
culminating from my past.

I am light divinely
guided from above.

I am peace.

I am love.

Sending tingles up my spine
again our angles intertwined.

Our extremities were
entangled in conjured ecstasy.

My body was begging
for a reckoning.

A beating ravenous for
him to feed this hunger,

I can't wait any longer.

But he was disciplined and
stronger, tantricly seducing me,

his pleasure package ruling me,
along with that coconut kiss.

And had my legs atwist
beneath his grip, my hips eager

to enlist in the bedroom
board that was before me.

Long--

IDs. Thank you.

Wait, no no.

Hold up, hold up.

What up?

I need to see your ID.

Hey, hey they with me.

That don't mean shit
to me they came wit you.

I need to see their IDs.

Hey be smooth baby.

Hey IDs guy.

Okay.

Hi bro.

Who the fuck is that?

Oh, you talkin
about the Jackson five?

Yea. No for real though.

You see that goofy lookin
one in the front right there?

Yea, what about him?

That's Keisha boyfriend.

Her boyfriend.

Yea, her goofy ass boyfriend.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I
thought you was her boyfriend.

No, see that's
where you got it wrong.

I'm her girlfriend.

You know what I'm sayin?

Wait a minute, so you tryin
to tell me all this time you

and Keisha been in
a relationship

and you been sharin
her with a man,

especially a goofy
lookin mutha fucker?

Hell yea.

Man, you just
lost all cool points.

What you mean?

What you mean what I mean?

Look man, I don't
know about you Zo,

but all I know is real lesbians
just don't do shit like that.

I mean I don't even
want to share my girl

with another girl let
alone a stanky ass man.

You know what,
you right, you right.

Sad to say, I am.

Alright but you
know what though,

after tonight I'm gonna
straighten everything out.

You sure about that?

Yea, I got this.

Alright, girl.

Um huh.

Introduce an apology,
no mercy.

[Applause]

Hello everybody.

This piece that I'm gonna
do is yes, it is true.

Yes it is true behind the shy
look in my eyes I will fuck you.

Fuck my fingers through the
down tone, each of them reach

to go deep, further
than my tongue

after it has tasted
a taste of you.

As you suck that taste
from my lips my fingers

in a tunnel oh yea, goin
against your sweet wet walls.

My fingers, now a fist,
feelin the power of my love

in that dark warm place,
where you hold me, so tightly.

The love flows from my
fingertips touchin a space we

see with our eyes closed.

The sweat drips from
underneath my breasts

as we glide holding on tight.

The ripples comin into
this place shake the space.

Our eyes are open now
to each other's smile.

My lips breathe warm
breath, huh, on your ears.

Yes, it is true.

Behind the shy look in my
eyes, I want to fuck you,

want to be held in
that dark space

so tightly my fingers
cuddled with my lovin.

You whisper to me
baby don't stop.

I penetrate that part of you
you hadn't thought was open,

learning to fly.

Hadn't thought, stopped
thinking yes.

It is true I want to fuck you.

Hold you, love you, suck
you, touch you, oh yea.

Behind the shy look in my eyes,
I just only want to fuck you.

Thank you.

[applause]

Crown Royal light ice.

Yea, I'll take a
shot of Crown chaser.

Oh thank you.

You're welcome.

Have a great night.

You too.

Everybody drink up.

Order whatever y'all
want to tonight.

Drinks on me.

[Group response] Yea.

That was good bro.

I love you man.

I did not know all of these
beautiful queers was gonna be

kickin it with us tonight.

Yea man that's how it
always is whenever we step out.

Well, okay.

I'm takin somebody home
danight, you with me?

Yea, yea.

I highly doubt it bro.

What, what you mean by dat?

You know how I am right?

Yea, I know how you get out

but I also know how the
females in here get out too.

They ain't goin.

They like girls they
like girls bro.

No, no.

I don't believe.

You ain't gotta
take my word for it.

Just look around man.

You get your answer
for yourself.

[inaudible comments]

Yup.

Alright so what about my
mamma back der with da dress on?

Definitely.

So what about the bartender?

All day everyday bro
and twice on Sunday.

What?

Yup. It's fucked up right?

No man.

Now how am I supposed
to ween em bro,

if all da girls like
girls like her?

Shit man I don't
know brother.

All I can say is can't
blame AJ on Zoi man.

Most of the chicks in
here fuck with them bro.

What about Keisha?

You funny as hell bro.

Alright, don't even go der.

I'm the only one that runs

in that area everyday
all day, believe dat bro.

Okay. I'm just sayin man
I wouldn't be a good friend

if I didn't ask you.

You definitely right,
you definitely right.

So, ready?

Man, I'm as ready as
I'm ever gonna be bro.

Well, gotta get the guys up
in here [inaudible comments]

and I'm gonna support
you as my brother.

Alright man.

Can I get another shot?

[ Music ]

Hey man, let me a cut
in, I'm missin my wife.

Ah, go right ahead.

Hey honey.

That's true.

You look nice tonight baby.

Aw, that's all you.

That dress on you lookin right.

I can't wait to take
it off later.

Me either.

[ Dancing ]

Excuse me.

May I cut in?

Go right ahead.

Excuse me, can I get
everybody's attention.

First off I want to wish my
baby Keisha a happy birthday.

Thank you.

And let you know that
you look stunnin tonight.

Thank you baby.

And I also want to
thank everybody for comin

out and showin support.

You all look nice you
know, smell good you know.

See you girl.

But, I got something more
important that I want to say.

Keisha I want to let you
know that I love you more

than anything in this world.

And I know we haven't
been datin that long but,

it seems like an eternity.

With that bein said, I
need to know one thing?

Will you marry me?

No shit.

Answer the man.

Yea.

Answer the man Keisha.

Yes Greg, I'll marry you.

Wassup?

[ Moving around ]

[ Kissing ]

[ Applause ]

I'm bout to go
congratulate them.

Okay.

Are you okay?

Fuck this shit.

Man, would you calm down?

Please calm down.

Calm down.

Yes.

Man, what is she doin?

I don't know.

I didn't see none
of this shit comin.

But relax aright.

It's gonna be cool.

Man, I'm leaving.

Fuck this.

Hey, Zoi where you goin?

Zoi, man hold up, hold up.

How you gonna leave before
congratulatin Keisha and Greg?

Man I do that
shit some other time.

Wait a minute, what
you mean some other time?

Like I said AJ move
out of my way man.

Man hold on, hold on.

You know we both been tryin
to get rid of Keisha since--

we both been tryin to
getting her married.

The least you could do is
congratulate her, come on man.

Zoi, why is you
lookin like that?

You fuckin in love
with Keisha ain't you?

AJ let me explain man.

No it ain't-- you
can't fuckin explain that.

Ain't enough words in da
world for you to explain that.

Dude we supposed to
be blood brothers.

That's supposed to be
your little sister.

How you fuckin wit--

That ain't my sister though.

That's your sister.

My sister.

That's your sister.

We blood brothers.

AJ. AJ.

Man--

What the hell's goin on?

Why you making a scene
at Keisha's party?

Why don't you ask her?

How about her and Zoi
been messing around.

You ain't got no son-in-law.

You got a daughter-in-law.

What you mean messin around?

Like me and Diane,
yea gettin it on.

Didn't I just ask
you about Keisha?

Didn't I just ask you about her
when we was back in dat party?

All we know is she
already said yes to Zoi.

I'm gonna fuck your ass up Zoi.

Man, fuck y'all.

Man fuck you.

Hey, you about to get wit her.

Man, your old
man told you not

to put your hands on women bro.

Zoi you gonna get fucked up.

Yea, aright.

Zoi, I'm gonna fuck you up.

Hold up, hold up, hold
up man we got this, hold up.

[ Fighting in crowd ]

Hold on, hold
on, you're drunk.

Hey, ooh I can't
believe you do.

Come on say, please.

She bogus man.

AJ, I'm not tryin
to fight you man.

What's gonna stop me from
whoopin your ass though?

Come on AJ, hurry up.

What you--

Yea Keisha go on back
over to your new fiance.

Why you a fuckin hater AJ?

Fuck this shit, come on.

Zoi.

Where you goin?

You ain't goin nowhere.

Just tell me one
thing, are you really

about to marry this dude?

I didn't know
none of dis shit.

Your best friend.

Stay the fuck away
from my sister Zoi.

Fuck off.

[ Music ]

I can't fuckin believe it.

She fuckin betrayed me man.

Fuckin bogus.

Babe, what's wrong.

It's gonna be okay alright.

I promise.

We gonna sit down we
gonna talk all of this

out because everything's
gonna be okay.

You knew didn't you?

What?

Answer me.

Okay, look I told them

from the beginning I didn't
want nothing to do with this.

I told them that.

Babe you gotta trust me.

I told them.

Trust you, you my wife.

How could you lie to me?

I didn't want to
get in the middle.

That's your sister, baby.

And you my wife.

I know but what
was I supposed to do?

You my wife.

That's what, be my wife.

Why leave me in the dark,

knowing that's my best
friend and my sister.

It was never a
good time to tell--

You know how it
would make me feel.

That's exactly why--

Get out!

Well baby just let me please.

Everything's gonna be--
let me just sit down--

Diane, get out now.

Baby you can't--

Now!

[ Music ]

Fuckin bitch man.

Damn now I lost
my Gucci friend.

This whole night is
fucked up, straight up.

Fuck!

Hey, hey listen.

There's more females
out there bro.

You gonna be alright
man for real.

Go ahead and let it out.

You gonna be alright though.

You know Greg, just
deal with dat man.

Trust me bro.

[ Knocking on door ]

[ Music ]

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[ Music ]

[ Knocking on door ]

[ Music ]

[ Knocking on door ]

[ Music ]

[ Crying ]

[ Punching sounds ]

[ Crying ]

[ Music ]