Girl Flu. (2016) - full transcript
Bird, 12, has to become a woman whether she wants to or not when - in the worst week of her life - she gets her first period, is ditched by her impulsive, free spirited mom, and learns that you can never really go back to The Valley.
♪ I believe in fairy tales
and serendipitous encounters ♪
♪ Catch a tiger by the
tail and make a wish ♪
♪ Drink from the fountain ♪
♪ Oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ I believe love will prevail ♪
♪ The path is clear
for me to follow ♪
♪ Shooting stars
will leave a trail ♪
♪ For me to fill
with joy and sorrow ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Leave your fear
of love behind ♪
♪ Let you dreaming
be your guide ♪
♪ If you seek then
you shall find ♪
♪ I believe in fairy tales
and serendipitous encounters ♪
♪ I believe in fairy tales
and serendipitous encounters ♪
- Rick, you're not supposed
to see me like this.
Well don't just stand
there, hand me a towel.
Sorry Gwyneth although in
this light with absolutely
no clothes on you look...
Rick we barely even
know each other!
- [Jenny] Do you
know what time it is?
- Um, 10:30 I think.
- I wanted to sleep in, ugh.
What are you doing here?
Aren't you supposed
to be at school?
Isn't it a school day?
- Not until noon.
End of school picnic.
- Really, they still have those?
Those always suck.
- Mom.
- Shit, I'll try to
be more positive.
I'm getting better at that
though, haven't you noticed?
- You're doing great Mom.
- Thank you.
- Why do you always
have to do that?
I mean, it's still morning.
- Cramps.
Much better!
(laughing)
Baby Bird is
finishing sixth grade!
That is so wild!
Oh I can't be that old.
Am I really that old?
Ugh.
You know what you should do?
Stay home from school
and watch movies with me.
Watch movies with me
all day, yes, yes!
- You can't make me
stay home from school.
(giggling)
- God you are a weird kid.
- Coffee?
(gentle music)
- Thank you Baby Bird.
- There's seriously
nothing in here.
There's like pickles and yogurt.
- That is not true.
There's like corned beef
hash and french fries
I brought home from
work last night.
- I can't keep eating
your diner food.
- Stop complaining, it's not
that bad if you nuke it first.
I hate grocery shopping.
- Then let me do it.
I keep asking you and
you never let me do it.
- No!
- Why?
- Kids do not grocery shop.
It's like, wrong.
- But then you wouldn't be
all crabby about doing it
and then we'd have apples
and eggs and stuff.
- Okay, I am totally not crabby.
- You're totally crabby.
- Those are Grandma's.
- She's in India.
Besides, she told me I
could wear her stuff.
- She didn't tell me that.
- Well.
- [Jenny] They're
too big for you.
- I know.
- Well you better be
super careful and not get
anything on them
otherwise she'll never
stop giving me crap.
- I will.
("Find A Little Love" by
Nick D' and the Believers)
Bye Mom.
♪ I know a girl she
once said to me ♪
♪ That what you get ain't
always what you see ♪
♪ There's a shine behind
all the rocks and trees ♪
♪ The way you look
man is poetry ♪
♪ And while you're young
you gotta stamp your feet ♪
♪ Don't be afraid to
ever make a scene ♪
♪ They might see
yeah they might say ♪
♪ Gotta let it rain
gotta let it rain ♪
♪ But if there's a
way if there's a way ♪
♪ Gotta let them
know let them know ♪
♪ Find a little
love before you go ♪
Hi Miss Selena.
- Oh my goodness.
Robin, you look so
extra pretty today.
- Thank you, so do you.
- Thank you.
Hey which of the boys do you
think is gonna throw up first
after eating too much cake
and ice cream and soda?
- Boys are so gross.
- Some can be nice.
You gonna go over?
- Um, you know I think
I'll just, think I'll...
- [Selena] Here,
have some ginger ale.
- Thanks.
- [Boy] Ball!
(mellow music)
- [Boy] Carlos, ball.
- Hey you wanna
listen to a song?
My cousin wrote it.
- Sure.
- You gotta put both of them in.
- [Dominic] Girl,
you're a dancer.
- No, I'm not.
- You were dancing.
- That beat was epic, right?
Yo let me see your speaker, man.
Thanks.
- Man, never thought
I'd see you dance.
White girl like you always so
pretty and pink and perfect.
- Leave her alone man,
that beat was epic.
- So I heard you used
to live in the Valley.
- You're from the Valley?
- Yeah, Reseda, mostly.
- [Carlos] That's cool.
- My uncle Charlie
lives in the Valley.
It's frigging hot there bro.
- So how come you never talk?
I mean unless you have like
the answer in
class or something.
- Um, I dunno.
Guess I'm just always
thinking about stuff.
- [Richard] Like what?
- Like how perfect she is.
It's picnic day and little
miss perfect brought a book.
(laughing)
- Well.
- Little miss perfect
from the Valley
always has to do
everything all perfect.
- I'm not trying to be perfect.
- Oh yes you are.
- I'm not trying to be anything.
- Huh.
Well I know one thing you
didn't do perfect today.
- What?
- You forgot to wear a tampon!
(laughing)
Look at that!
Didn't anyone ever tell
you to wear a tampon
if you're gonna bleed?
White jeans?
(rock music)
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Now listen ♪
♪ Back open roads ♪
♪ Down the city ♪
♪ Playing the music I love ♪
♪ Somehow I can't get
my mind off of you ♪
- Mom!
(gasps)
- [Jenny] Oh my god!
- Mom!
- Okay, Arlo, will
you turn off the...
What are you doing here?
- I think I'm bleeding
to death or something!
- What?
- What?
- Mom look, Arlo, don't.
- Oh my god.
(laughing)
You're not bleeding, you
got your first period!
Oh Arlo she got
her first period.
- Oh.
- Mom!
- Honey!
You've got your period!
- I think I'm gonna just
step out for a smoke.
(laughing)
- Stop laughing!
- I don't know what...
Oh my god, those are
Grandma's white jeans.
(gasps)
What am I?
Honey, Baby Bird, this
is a really great moment,
you got your period!
- Mom, stop it!
- Okay, okay.
What?
(coughing)
Okay.
In an ideal world
what would you want me
to do right now
because I can do it.
I mean Grandma is gonna
flip over those jeans
but let's not talk
about that right now.
But I mean when I got my
first period she did not
handle it well, she was all
like "here's a pamphlet,
"I hope you don't
have any questions."
And then slam.
- I was at the picnic.
In white jeans.
Okay, everybody saw.
That girl Rachel told everybody!
I don't even know what to do!
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- Happy first day of
your first period.
- You're not helping.
- I am trying to cheer you up.
It's not my fault
if you don't let me.
(humming)
- I'll catch up with you guys.
- Dude that's her house.
Oh.
Okay I see.
That's cool.
- You know what they say.
Old enough to bleed,
old enough to breed.
- Dude!
- Dude you don't even
know what that means.
- Hey man.
- Hey.
- She home?
- Yeah.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
- Why not?
Can you just give
this to her please?
- Which her?
- Robin, she's in my class.
- Oh you mean Bird.
- Yeah.
- Alright, will do.
- Alright cool.
Oh sorry.
- Will you show me?
- What?
- You know.
The stuff.
- The stuff?
It's not really like that.
- It better not be.
- Okay, you know I can do this.
Yeah I mean that is, nobody
stands when they do it.
Okay so, it, you know,
you're like that,
and then, you know,
you open up a thing
and you're like right up
in there, maybe this way.
And you're like in its spot.
You know mine veers
a little to the left
so you never really know.
- You're terrible at this.
- I am trying.
- I want Lilli.
- Okay.
Find a comfortable position.
That's bullshit.
You're just gonna
want to squat down
and find something to hold
onto so you don't fall.
- I could fall?
- Blah blah blah, into
vaginal canal, blah,
I mean seriously,
who wrote this.
Man, you are gonna
push this thing
all the way into your vagina.
You understand about vaginas,
you know how to find it?
- I think so.
- Okay, good.
So once this is really
in there you're gonna
push this thing up
like this, (pops),
out that comes, you're
gonna pull this stuff out,
this is the only thing
that stays in here.
You have a little cotton
tail so you can pull it
out again later.
- Right, make sure you
don't lose it up there
or forget about it.
- Wait, I could lose it?
- It sometimes does.
- It doesn't get lost.
- How many times do
I have to do this?
- It depends.
- On what?
- On the flow.
- Yeah.
- And how many days?
- Like about five.
- Like eight.
- Jesus.
Okay well there's your
tampon, here's your mirror.
Good luck, let's go.
- I should have told
her about all this.
Crap, I totally should have
told her about this right?
- It's okay, she's
gonna be fine.
- I am not ready for this.
She is a baby!
- You are gonna be fine.
- [Bird] It didn't work.
- Hey.
Go get me a pair
of your underwear.
- Yeah.
- Oh my god.
Make sure it's clean!
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, so there's another
option, there's um,
oh here we go!
The pad.
As I like to call
it, the diaper.
Why the diaper you might ask?
Well because.
They're itchy, they're hot,
they make you
waddle like a duck.
- They have wings.
- They have wings,
that is right.
And so...
Goddamnit.
Just like so.
And you go like that and
you put it up, ba ba ba.
(pops)
- Oh I hate those
things, I only wear 'em
if I have to double down.
- [Lilli] Give me one of those.
- Hey, you quit.
- Not today my
friend, not today.
(lighter clicking)
I've been so worried about this.
- About, yeah, well.
(clears throat)
You know I guess I have
to say that you know
I think it's probably
you know it's, I think...
I've got nothing, I don't know.
(laughing)
- That's right, you don't
have any sisters do you?
- No.
I got a mom.
Bit of a narcissist,
workaholic father.
That's it.
- Explains so much.
(laughing)
- Screw you.
- Celeste is not gonna
kiss me for a week
because I've been smoking.
(laughing)
- Doesn't this count
as an emergency?
- Yeah, it does for Jenny.
Oh what can you do?
I'll see you soon my friend.
- Love you.
- [Lilli] Love you too.
- [Bird] Sorry I made
you sleep on a maxi pad.
- Please don't go.
- I actually do have to go.
- No!
Stupid band practice.
I bet you were
a sexy nerdy band
guy, weren't you?
You were.
Please don't go,
it's my night off.
- But you know Bird
probably needs some...
Some time with you.
But I could maybe sneak in
after she goes to sleep.
- Arlo, I'm scared.
- I know.
- Hi!
- Mom!
- What?
Popcorn?
- No!
- Okay.
- Oh crap.
I hate this banana.
Can we please take it down?
- I love that banana!
I painted that, you know?
- Yeah, I know.
- Oh god I just realized.
- What?
- I could be a grandma.
- What?
- Once you get your
period you can have babies
and if you can have babies
then I can be a grandma.
I can't be grandma!
- That's disgusting!
- I know!
It's totally freaking me out!
- Mom.
Stop talking.
- Do we need to talk about sex?
I mean I realize I
should've talked to you
about the whole
period thing sooner,
but do we need to
have the sex talk?
Do I need to buy you
a box of condoms?
- [Bird] Oh my god.
- Grandma has the Magic of
Sex around here somewhere
and it has really good pictures.
- Mom, you know what?
Stop talking now.
Okay I've just had the
worst day of my life.
Everyone knows!
Carlos knows.
- Mmm.
Who's Carlos?
Is he your boyfriend?
Why didn't you tell me?
Okay.
Oh hey.
Do you like me in this dress?
- No, Grandma's gonna kill you!
- You're no fun.
- Ugh!
- Ugh!
- Ugh!
- Please don't tell me
you're smoking in my bed.
Listen honey, you were
never good at this,
any of it Jennifer.
Every transition
she's ever made.
You didn't even like it when
she started to get teeth.
- That's not true.
I loved her tiny teeth, they
were like little pearls.
- Yeah but you complained
about it for two years.
- I am not good at this.
I wanna be good at it.
But I mean when I went on
the rag you totally sucked!
- Well life is suffering.
- For you.
So how is live on the 'shram?
- What can I say?
- I'm, you know, I'm
living my fondest dream.
I may never come back.
Don't get any ideas.
- So there actually
is some bad news.
- Hit me.
- The pants that Baby
was wearing today,
they were your white ones.
- That's fine, that's fine.
It's just an object.
- What?
You just jumped down my
ass for smoking in bed?
That's just an object.
- That's because I don't
want to see you immolate
yourself and my granddaughter
in a blaze of selfish idiocy!
Come on.
- Same time next week?
- Love you both.
- Love you Mommy.
(screaming)
- There's blood, there's
blood everywhere.
- What the hell?
What did you do?
- What do you mean
what did I do?
There's blood everywhere,
Mom, I'm bleeding!
- Did you wear a pad, did
you wear one of the big ones,
did you do it right?
- Yes I did it right!
I put on the pads
that Lilli showed me,
I did it exactly
how she told me to.
- God baby girl at night
with gravity and shit
you have to wear
one of the big ones.
They were right next to the
wimpy ones, didn't you see?
- I thought it would
be enough, okay?
So now I'm just
someone who bleeds,
for the rest of my
life I'm gonna bleed.
Just gush out of
me, just bleeding,
this is gonna be all the
time I'm just gonna bleed.
- Okay.
Wow.
Wow.
- I'm bleeding.
I'm never gonna stop bleeding.
(coughing)
It's never gonna end.
- Okay.
Let's do this.
Baby Bird, go take a shower.
(upbeat music)
- I'm not leaving the
house while I'm bleeding.
What if I bleed all
over everything?
What if I'm just going
to walk down the street
and then suddenly blood
starts gushing out of me?
- [Jenny] You are
not gonna gush.
This is a moment.
This is a moment and I
wanna take you to pancakes
so can we go now?
- I don't want pancakes!
Or a bubble bath, okay?
Or ice cream, because
that's what would make
you feel better.
- [Jenny] Hormonal much?
- [Bird] And will you stop
smoking pot all the time?
- What?
Look.
If you don't like pancakes
anymore, that is--
- Well you know what, I
Christ on a shit-sucking,
butt filled cracker don't
wanna have pancakes with you.
- Okay Baby Bird, I
will give you that one.
- [Bird] Don't call
me that anymore.
- Call you what?
- Baby Bird.
- It's your name!
- No it's not!
(groans)
I am not a baby.
- But you looked just like a
baby bird when you were born.
I wanted to call you that
but Mommy wouldn't let me.
She broke me down.
- Why are we never in here?
- [Jenny] 'Cause this
is Grandma's space.
- Isn't it all Grandma's?
- [Jenny] Huh.
- And it's Bird.
- What bird?
- That's what everyone calls me.
- Like who?
Oh my god is that my shirt?
- Everyone calls me that
like Lilli and Arlo.
- Since when?
- Since we left the Valley!
(groaning)
- Crap.
I know that you didn't
want to come here
but it makes things
so much easier for me!
- It was great there, okay?
No one thought I
was a dork anymore.
I got to live next
to my best friend
and I wasn't bleeding
all over everything.
- Seriously just Bird like
not Baby or Baby Bird?
- You say I'm a woman now
and I'm gonna have sex
with everyone I see and then
oh yeah, I'm gonna turn you
into some sort of
creepy grandma?
Yeah, blood is pouring
out of me and ya suck.
(scoffs)
- Come on.
(slaps)
Okay, you are on the
rag and you need to like
eat some chocolate or something.
- Then let me go
grocery shopping!
- You can't go grocery shopping!
(groaning)
- I'm not a baby.
I don't need baby things,
right, 'cause I'm a woman.
I don't need dolls
or toys to play with.
I can't have any
of this anymore.
- Baby Bird, Bird.
- My childhood is over.
- You are a kid!
- And I'm bleeding!
(sighing)
- You know what?
Screw pancakes.
She won't let me.
No.
Hey, is that woo woo lady thing
still happening at Mona's?
Yeah?
Wait what?
I have to make the phone call.
I have to call people?
Oh god thank you.
- Is Celeste gonna make
me talk about my vagina?
- Is Celeste gonna make
her talk about her vagina?
Probably.
- Oh my god.
- Bird, ah!
- [Bird] Hi Celeste.
- Tell me all about
what's going on with you.
- I think Lilli
already told you.
Got my period.
- Ah your first period!
How exciting!
So how are you feeling?
Do you have any cramps, any
soreness in the breasts,
bloating, diarrhea, mood swings?
- Mood swings.
- Mood swings.
- Mood swings.
Girl, welcome to the sisterhood.
- [Jenny] I mean she
does live in the house,
we do share a bathroom.
It's bound to happen.
- [Arlo] Maybe we should do
the ribbon on the
doorknob thing.
- She's a kid.
That's a little
inappropriate to be like hey,
here's a sock on the door.
- What is more inappropriate?
What are my options?
I feel like some
preemptive strategy.
- A little bit?
No.
- Hey, I got a question.
- Yeah?
- What's going on here?
- What do you mean?
- What do I mean?
I mean what's going
on with you and me?
- With you and me?
- Yeah.
- Everything's cool.
- Everything's cool.
That's your answer.
Well maybe you know
what maybe cool,
maybe cool isn't cool enough.
- Aren't I supposed to
be the one that's like
where is this going?
- Yeah well maybe
it should be you.
- Arlo this conversation's
giving me a headache.
- Alright I'll put
it another way.
How do you hear it when
you say it in your head?
I blank Arlo.
Fill in the blank.
- This is such a
waste of break time.
We could be having sex
in the very big backseat
of your car.
- I'm waiting.
- Why don't you come back
to my place at midnight?
- I'll be there five
minutes after midnight.
- I gave her one of the
biggest pads I could find.
I feel so bad.
- It was like a freak
horrorshow this morning.
Ah!
Really?
- Mm hmm.
- Oh.
I love you!
Did Bird tell you that I
sort of kind of slapped her?
- Yes.
- My mom slapped me once and
I never forgave her for that.
- Well now you know.
- Did you make the phone
calls for tomorrow?
- Celeste made the phone calls.
Just a reminder, tomorrow's
about Bird, not about you.
- Duh.
But it's gonna be awesome.
She's gonna have
such a good time.
- Yay.
- Now listen.
I'm only coming
in with my treats
if you tell me you love me.
- It's raining outside.
- Do you love me or not?
- Come on.
- No.
- Come on.
- No, I'm putting my foot down.
- Come on.
- [Arlo] Oh wait,
do you love me?
You do, don't you?
- You know I think
I may actually.
- What's that?
Really?
- Mm hmm.
- Doesn't count.
- Why not?
- Why not?
- Mm hmm?
- Well first of
all you're stoned
and secondly you just had a
very high dose of vitamin C
and lastly I am playing
bongos on your butt.
(laughing)
But that's okay, that's alright.
I'll wait for the real thing.
(drumming)
This bother you?
- [Jenny] Hey keep going.
(drumming)
- Why won't you tell me?
- Shut up, you're gonna love it.
- Robin, welcome.
- It's Bird now.
- Bird?
(holistic music)
Women, virgins, mothers, crones.
May we all welcome
the beautiful Bird
who is having her
very first period.
(cheering and clapping)
(singing)
- [Jenny] It's really sticky.
- This is really exciting
moment in your life.
It's like having a telephone
right into your body.
(laughing)
- You don't remember the story?
- What?
- I told you on our second date.
So anyway...
- So my friends would come
over and we'd look at it
and we'd laugh and then
when the stuff actually
started happening to us we
didn't laugh so much anymore.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- Earth.
Air.
Fire.
Water.
We resonate with your tides.
(tambourine shaking)
Oh Mother Moon, bless young
Bird as she flies away.
Descending to the
world of nonbeing.
Jennifer, mother of this child.
What do you say on
this, her passing?
- I can't believe I'm this old.
(crying)
(upbeat music)
(singing)
(laughing)
(drumming)
My vagina is impressed.
(clapping)
Baby Bird!
Bird.
I have to leave for
work in an hour.
I'm not chasing after you.
I don't do that.
(gentle music)
- That was so dope.
- Yeah that was tight man.
- She was so pissed.
- Not again.
- [Richard] Dude
come on, shut up.
- Just give me a minute okay?
- [Richard] Maybe we should
just leave her alone this time.
- [Carlos] I just
want to talk to her.
- Haven't you seen Carrie?
Girl gets her period, all
the other girls scream
plug it up, plug it up!
That chick burns down
the whole school bro.
The whole thing.
- You should like get her
a present or something
like a necklace or flowers.
I dunno, girls like it.
- Let's go.
(light music)
- Gum?
You look different today.
Is it your birthday?
- No, no my mom made
me go to this party.
There were these people chanting
and I had to pretend like I
was dead in a kiddie pool.
It was totally creepy.
- That's wild.
You know with my sisters
my parents just took them
out to dinner.
- You have big sisters?
- Mm hmm, yeah.
Four.
I brought your book
back the other day.
- Thanks.
- I looked at some of
the pictures as well.
You like to read
those big books, huh?
- Do you like to read?
- I like comic books.
Have three boxes this long.
My cousin wrote one that's
actually pretty epic.
- Is that the same
one that did the song?
- No, that's another cousin.
- How many cousins do you have?
- A lot.
- My mom tried to
take me to pancakes.
- And you didn't let her?
Who doesn't like pancakes?
(clock chiming)
- I better get going.
- Hey, what do they call you?
Your people I mean.
Your name's different in school.
What do they call you?
- Bird.
They call me Bird.
- See you around Bird.
- [Bird] So if I'm
gonna bleed for one week
out of every month
that's 25%, right?
- Right.
- I mean that's a quarter
of my life bleeding.
What's the point of
living a life like that?
- Well.
There's having children,
that's a beautiful thing.
- What's a beautiful thing, you?
Hi Baby Bird.
- Hey.
But you guys don't
have any kids.
- We like other people's kids.
- Why?
- Meh.
- I'm never having kids.
I mean I already have my mom.
(knocking)
- You brought your guitar.
- I'm working on a song.
(strumming guitar)
- Don't you wanna fool around?
♪ Living back in Reseda ♪
♪ Where the men
are all dreaming ♪
♪ Chocolate affairs
in the night ♪
♪ And their wives
are all dancing ♪
♪ Crying to TVs ♪
♪ And spending their
money on time ♪
♪ The supper is late ♪
♪ 'Cause they can't
find the plates ♪
♪ Sauce is all dusty remorse ♪
♪ And the pallor of papa ♪
♪ Sad like that hotel they
stayed in when things ♪
♪ Were too coarse ♪
♪ And we crossed on a ranting ♪
♪ While our eyes
were still banting ♪
♪ She gave away
all that she knew ♪
♪ And I wanted to hold her ♪
♪ Nothing could have told her ♪
♪ What I was going to do ♪
♪ What I'd do ♪
♪ The supper is late 'cause
they can't find the plates ♪
♪ The sauce is all
dusty remorse ♪
♪ And the pallor of papa ♪
♪ Sad like that hotel they
stayed in when things were ♪
♪ Too coarse ♪
♪ Things were too coarse ♪
♪ Oh ♪
- Guess we could fool around.
- Can we fool around now?
- Yeah.
(laughing)
(car alarm blaring)
- It's day four.
Day four of this shit
and it's still not over.
I still have honey in my ear.
♪ Something's happening to me ♪
♪ I feel myself changing ♪
♪ Facing ♪
♪ What I want what I want
what I want what I want ♪
♪ I just stick around ♪
♪ I wanna multiply ♪
♪ And the reason why
I won't go stagnant ♪
♪ Shake from left to right ♪
♪ Blowin' inside ♪
♪ To the beat you
look to crush ♪
♪ So it's time to say goodbye ♪
♪ I was never so anyway ♪
♪ Was a good try good try ♪
- Yes.
♪ But now I feel myself ♪
Mm hmm.
Okay, see you Monday.
Can I help you sweetheart?
- Yeah, I wanna
get my tubes tied.
- Do you know what tube ties is?
- Yeah, it can stop you from
ever getting your period
again, right?
- No sweetheart, that only
stop you to getting pregnant.
- Wait are you sure?
'Cause I thought it did
both and I want both.
- I'm pretty sure.
I only work on the front
desk but I don't think so.
Why don't I go and ask
somebody to talk to you?
(phone dialing)
- [Mrs. Allen] Hello?
- Hey Mrs. Allen.
Is Amy there?
- [Mrs. Allen] Who's calling?
- It's me.
Robin.
Robin Styles.
- Oh Robin, I'm sorry.
She went to the movies
with a bunch of friends.
You want me to
have her call you?
- You know what no, that's okay.
Bye Mrs. Allen.
- [Mrs. Allen] Bye!
(huffs)
(screaming)
- [Jenny] Oh come on.
- Whoa, whoa.
Hey.
You alright buddy?
Here you go.
You okay?
- Thanks man.
- Yeah, no problem.
So hey, is that hard to do?
All that, you know,
turning around
and spinning the
board and stuff?
- Um, no.
No it's not too hard but
not anyone can do it.
But you know it's
not too complicated.
- I make guitars and it's
kind of the same thing.
So can you show
me a couple moves?
- Not today man.
- Why?
- First you gotta put
on some different shoes.
- Oh right.
Okay.
- So you're a guitar player?
What's your name?
- Arlo.
And yeah, I am a guitar player.
- Nice to meet you Arlo.
That's a cool name.
I'm Carlos.
- Also a good name.
- So like we have the
same exact name except
my name starts with a
C and ends with an S.
- That's right.
Huh.
That's cool, that's very cool.
So are you Bird's...
- Her mom's your lady?
- Uh, my lady, yeah.
Yeah well I'm working on it.
Gotta go for these
things in life, you know?
You gotta go for 'em even if...
So um, so show me something.
- Alright.
(laughs)
It's called an alley oop.
- That's an alley oop?
- Yeah.
- I like that.
- Thanks.
I made it up myself.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- You mind if I give it a go?
Don't worry about the shoes.
- Are you sure?
- Don't worry about the shoes.
- Being a woman means
having to put up
with a certain amount of shit.
And having your period
is just one of them.
- I refuse to believe that.
I want the pill.
The ring, I want the patch,
an IUD, and every single thing
that will stop this from
happening to me again.
(coughing)
- So I just did an alley oop.
- She keeps rejecting
every attempt I make
to cheer her up like I'm the
bad guy, like I'm the bad guy.
Am I the bad guy?
- Jenny you know this isn't
happening to you, right?
- Who the hell do you
think it's happening to?
- It's happening to Bird.
(muffled screaming)
(sighs)
- Arlo, can you do me
a really big favor?
Can you like take Baby
Bird and go for a walk
or have a nice talk with her?
Anything to give me a break
from my daughter's
demonic possession?
(muffled screaming)
Please?
- Sure.
(knocking)
Hello?
Hey.
Uh...
Is it cool to come in?
(groaning)
I'll take that as a yes.
- She wants you to have a
talk with me, doesn't she?
- Yeah.
- I'll take that as a yes.
- Yes.
She might have
mentioned something.
I enjoy talking to you
so it wasn't a big ask.
I think it's pretty cool.
It's grown up, you know?
Sometimes it's tricky but
I think it's pretty cool.
You're doing great.
- You think it's cool that
blood is pouring out of me?
- Oh.
- That's strange.
- I mean not that specifically.
That's cool too though.
- The hormones, the mood swings,
you think that's all cool?
- Love this bedspread.
- [Bird] Can we
not talk about it?
Just pretend like
we had a good talk
and she won't know
the difference?
- [Arlo] However
you wanna play it.
- Oh no.
- What?
- Those kids are gonna be here.
That girl Rachel I bet
she's gonna be here.
Can we go now please, please?
- It'll be fine Bird,
it'll be fine, don't worry.
- You can't promise that.
- It'll be fine.
- No one can promise
that anymore.
- What are you gonna do?
You gonna avoid parks
for the rest of my life?
- You know all the girls in
my class are already like,
you know, active.
- You mean they got
the painters in?
They're riding the crimson wave?
- No, I mean like, you know,
blow jobs and hand jobs
and balls and tits,
it's revolting.
- Oh look, there's
the food dude.
You wanna get some fruit?
Uh okay.
Okay.
So hmm.
Balls, really?
- That's her.
- Oh, that's okay.
Hello.
- What's up shark week?
- Suck shit.
- Whoa, Bird!
- What did he just call you?
Bird?
Are you like a little
bird now, a little tiny
bloody baby bird?
- I'm not a baby.
And I'll have you know, you
know, this is my boyfriend.
We're just trying to have
some quality time in the park
so do you mind?
- He's your boyfriend?
- Yeah, so hon why don't I go
grab some pineapple slices,
just like you like 'em,
little bit of chili,
little bit of lemon, okay?
- What, no sugar?
- Okay.
- Look you prissy
little Valley bitch,
you don't get to
tell me to eat shit
just because you're dating
some ancient bearded weirdo.
- I didn't say eat shit.
I said suck shit.
(shouts)
(punches)
(shouting)
(hitting)
- [Rachel] You little ho bag!
- Oh hey, hey.
- [Rachel] Hoochie little slut.
- Whoa whoa whoa
hey hey hey hey!
- [Rachel] Get off of me!
- Here we go, here we go.
Ladies, enough.
Hey.
- Don't touch me!
- Enough!
- You just wait until
next year when we're
in junior high, bitch.
Your ass is mine.
- Okay, and we are out.
Come on sweetheart
we mustn't be late
for our doubles tennis game.
Here we go.
You are an angry girl.
- Oh hey guys.
- Hey.
- Did you have a good talk?
- Uh yeah, yeah we
had a good talk.
Right Bird?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- Well I actually
have to get out so.
- What, no sugar?
- Arlo?
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
I mean thank you that like...
- No I get it, don't
worry about that.
Just...
Work it out, okay?
You'll wanna put some
frozen peas on that.
- Hey man.
- What's up buddy?
- What happened to you?
- Oh no.
You must be Bird.
What happened?
- That girl Rachel punched me.
- You get her back?
- A little.
- Good for you.
- All that girl likes
to do is start fights.
She's been doing it
since the second grade.
- Okay well I'll leave you two.
And don't worry about Rachel,
you're way cooler than her.
- Are you okay?
Do you need me to get someone?
- There isn't anyone.
- Look, all of this stuff...
It doesn't matter.
- How can you say that?
I mean seriously, you're a guy.
Guys don't have to go
through this stuff.
You don't even know.
- I've got sisters.
I know.
- [Jenny] Bird, Bird!
- Well I'm gonna
go down the street
and practice my skateboarding.
So.
You know you can
come say hi to me.
Come say hi.
- Are you ready?
Oh my god.
- Don't.
Don't pretend like you're
all worried about me now.
(scoffs)
You know I am so sick of you.
I'm sick of you, I'm sick
of all of your creepy stuff
lying around here all the time
and I am sick of looking
at this stupid banana!
(ripping)
- No!
- Did you know that boys know?
Like all about the blood.
- They don't always
know about it.
- Boys know.
Like they know all
about it, they can tell.
Boys know.
- [Arlo] I think you
have commitment issues.
- Commitment issues?
Of course I have commitment
issues, I have a kid.
And a job, and I am desperately
trying to not destroy
my mother's house while
she's living on a fricking
ashram in India for god sakes!
I am up to my ass in commitment.
- Okay Jenny.
Do you want me to step up
to the plate here or not?
Because I can't go halfway.
- I'm having a really bad week.
- You're having a
bad week, really?
Well your kid's freaking out.
I, my day, yeah it
started out okay, yeah,
then it went (mimics explosion).
I mean haven't you noticed
anything different about me?
- You're in a
really crappy mood.
- I don't know what the
hell I'm doing here.
I mean I'm just, I'm trying
to do the right thing.
I'm always just trying
to do the right thing.
- And I'm not?
- I think your break's over.
(groans)
(matches clattering)
♪ I been mistreated ♪
♪ I been abused ♪
♪ You got baby ♪
- [Man] Did you smash pumpkins?
(laughing)
- Of course, of course.
- Why don't we get outta here?
- Okay.
I have to warn you though
I have commitment issues.
So there's that.
Okay.
Oh jeez.
(laughing)
- Well maybe she's home.
Maybe she's just
already at the house.
- Come on, let's go home,
let's go to the house.
(vomiting)
- [Jenny] I can't do this.
- [Man] You'll feel better.
- [Jenny] No I mean I
can't do you and me,
it's a mistake.
Okay.
♪ You're bad luck ♪
♪ Your my number one ♪
Lilli, hi!
- I got your text.
- [Jenny] Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
Two hours ago.
- Hey Baby Bird.
- Hey Mom.
- You know what?
My apologies, I just
remembered I got,
my cable guy's
coming tomorrow so--
- Just go.
- Yeah.
- Go.
- Oh god!
(vomiting)
- What the hell
is wrong with you?
- What the hell
does it look like?
- I can't do this anymore.
- You know I have held
your hair when you threw up
into a urinal after a
Jaeger bender so don't
get all high and
mighty on me, sister.
- Bird, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
- You wanna come home with me?
You're being a dick.
Take a shower and
clean yourself up.
- [Bird] Who was that?
- Lilli.
- No, who was the guy?
- Um, the guy was no
one, he was Gabriel
who bought me a drink.
- You were supposed
to be picking me up!
- I had a bad day.
Arlo and I had a fight.
- What about?
- I am not telling you that.
You are a kid.
There are things, things that
grownups don't tell kids.
- You are not a grownup.
I'm the grownup!
All the time around here, okay?
I am the grownup.
- Okay, you can be the
grownup, see if I care.
- Fine, I will!
(door slams)
Mommy!
- Oh god.
- Mommy!
I want some pot.
- What?
Oh.
- I wanna smoke
some of your pot.
- Absolutely not.
- You say it's
for cramps, right?
So I definitely want some pot.
- No.
Good god Baby Bird.
- Bird.
Could you be making
this any harder on me?
Just like read or write in
your secret little journal
or whatever, just do something,
I can't this morning.
- You're hungover.
- Yeah.
- [Bird] So that's gross.
- Oh you're gross.
Don't wake me up again
unless the house is on fire.
- God!
(coughing)
("To Sir With Love" by Lulu)
♪ Those schoolgirl days ♪
♪ Of telling tales and
biting nails are gone ♪
♪ But in my mind ♪
♪ I know they will
still live on and on ♪
♪ But how do you thank someone ♪
♪ Who has taken you from
crayons to perfume ♪
♪ It isn't easy but I'll try ♪
(frantic music)
(laughing)
- Oh look what the little
baby bird is buying.
Tampons.
(laughing)
Do you even know what
to do with one of those?
- Shut up.
- Hey, kid, stop!
Joe stop that kid!
- [Officer] So who's the girl?
- I'm sorry what?
- Who's the girl?
- Oh the girl.
She was the one who
hit me the other day.
- Okay.
Why'd you steal
a box of tampons?
- Well the ones at my
house are really weird
and giant, purple,
it's just really weird
so I came here and
we ran out of pads
and I hate the pads,
they just always crinkle
when you walk and
you can feel them
and then sometimes you
can just end up bleeding
like everywhere.
- Have you been drinking
any or eat anything strange?
You been smoking?
Is there something
you wanna tell me?
It's okay, you can talk to me.
- What is going on?
My car was still at the diner.
- Miss.
- Styles.
Jenny Styles.
- This is your daughter?
- Yeah, Bird.
Robin, her real name
is Robin but we call...
What's going on?
- Your daughter
got caught stealing
this box of tampons.
- Bird, come on!
- I think she's been
smoking marijuana also.
- Come on!
- Miss can I speak
to you for a moment?
- Those are mine, oh
my god those are mine.
- Ma'am.
Now look the situation is
usually pretty (mumbling).
What concerns me is the pot.
How old is she?
- 11.
No, 12.
- You have sole custody of her?
- Of course, she's my
kid, of course I have
sole custody of her.
- Okay.
What happened today?
She got bullied.
She's been in a fight.
The girl was here
and she needed money.
Now this is all something
you should be handling.
She's 12 and you're...
- 30.
- Get your act together.
Keep the marijuana
away from your kid.
I'm assuming it's yours, right?
Keep the marijuana
away from the kid
and get this girl some tampons.
Take care of yourself, okay?
- You brought the
cops down on us?
- No, I'm sorry.
- Come on.
You know I am supposed
to be at work right now?
- [Arlo] What's going on?
- She was caught
shoplifting these.
She got into my pot and
went shoplifting high.
- Well that shouldn't
be too hard.
- Am I gonna go to jail?
- No sweetheart.
- What?
- Getting into your pot.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Means it's always
out, lying around.
She's a kid.
- Yeah, she's my kid so
it's none of your business.
- Where were you last night?
- I was home.
What?
- After work I went by
to talk to you some more
and you had already left
but you weren't here.
And you haven't been
answering my calls.
- He bought her a drink.
- Who bought her a drink?
- Bird, nobody.
- Nobody bought you a drink.
- Nobody bought me a
drink, I had a drink
and then I came home, big deal.
- How did you get home?
- [Bird] Gabriel.
- Who's Gabriel?
- [Bird] He bought her a drink.
- Come on Jen, what is this?
- Go in the house Bird.
- [Bird] No.
- Bird!
Go in the house!
- Really Jenny?
Seriously?
I love you.
You know that.
Bird, I love you too.
- So what, I get to be
the bad guy with you too?
Great, just bail.
Arlo.
Oh my god, you are
ruining my life.
Ruining it!
I don't know what makes you
think you can act like that
and it's not gonna
cause problems for me.
What were you thinking?
Narcing me out for
having a drink?
- I like Arlo!
He's nice to me.
- And I'm not?
I don't do nice things for you?
God you used to be
such a nice kid!
- Yes I used to be
such a nice kid!
But now I can't even
be a kid anymore.
And no, you're not nice to me.
You don't let me
do what I wanna do.
- What do you wanna do?
- I wanna go grocery
shopping with real money
so I can just buy my
own tampons instead of
having to steal it!
Okay?
I want to have a mom who
could pick me up for once!
Just once, could you
please pick me up for once?
I want to have friends
again, I wanna go home!
I want a real mom.
I hate you so much.
I wish you never had me.
- Fine.
Get in the car.
- Where are we going?
(thunder rumbling)
- I'm giving her to you.
Here, take her.
Do whatever you do with them.
Put her up for adoption.
Whatever.
- I'm sorry, what's
going on here?
- Safe baby drop off.
No questions asked.
She's all yours.
- Yeah safe baby drop
off, she's a kid.
- I know my rights.
I have until she's 18.
You have to take her.
- Is that right?
That can't be right.
- Have a nice life.
- Mom!
- Um...
Okay I'm not sure...
You know what?
Let me get someone, okay?
- She left me.
- I know kid, I know.
I'm just, I'm not sure...
- She left me.
She left me.
- Can I get you a bottle
of water or something?
- No.
- Here you go.
Okay kid, stay here.
I'm gonna go get someone.
Just stay here.
(murmuring)
- I want to go to the Valley.
I've got cash.
- Okay.
- Where is she?
- I just walked in here.
We were trying to
figure out who to call.
- And you let her leave?
What is wrong with
you, she's just a kid!
- [Arlo] Hello?
- [Jenny] Arlo, she's gone.
Bird is gone.
- What, where did she
go, what happened?
Tell me.
- I left her.
I left her at the fire station.
- The fire...
Wait, was there a fire?
- No.
Safe baby drop off.
- Safe baby.
- I was so angry at
her, I didn't mean it,
but I just dropped her
off and then she left.
God I'm a terrible
person, I'm terrible.
Arlo?
I know that you are really
mad at me and you have
every right to be.
I have been acting like
a dick and I see that now
I just, I really need you to
help me find Bird, please.
- Okay.
Where do you think she would go?
- Lilli's maybe?
Maybe she called her?
- She doesn't have
a cell phone right?
- [Jenny] No.
- Does she have any money?
- Yeah.
- Do you think she
might have gone home?
- I don't know, she is
really angry at me right now.
- No I mean home home,
like Reseda home.
- Why would she go...
Oh, maybe, maybe,
yeah, she might have.
- Call Lilli and go home.
- No no no no no,
Arlo I can't go home.
I have to look for her.
- Jenny.
If Bird comes home
you need to be there.
You need to be there for her.
You hear what I'm saying?
- Yes.
- Okay.
I'm gonna go to the Valley.
- [Taxi Driver] If you
just told me an address.
- I can find it.
Okay I lived here for
almost a whole year, okay?
I can find it.
- Bird, Bird, is she here?
(gentle twangy music)
- [Taxi Driver]
Not a street name?
- I don't remember.
- [Taxi Driver]
What about a number?
- Um...I don't know, I
think it started with a 12.
That's it, right over there.
- Are you sure?
Looks like every other apartment
house we've seen tonight.
- Yeah, I'm sure.
(doorbell rings)
- Yes?
- Hi Mrs. Allen.
- Oh my gosh, Robin.
What are you wearing?
Is your mom...
- She's over...
Can I come in?
I really want to talk to Amy.
- I'm sorry, Amy's not here,
she went to a little party
over at, uh, honey,
what's that girl's name?
- [Man] Synthia, with an S.
- She's over at Synthia's.
Do you know where that is?
- Jen.
Jen.
- Please don't.
Not right now.
Just please don't.
- I see everything.
- I get it, okay?
I finally get it this time.
Just...
Not right now.
And thank you.
(crying)
(upbeat pop music)
(knocking)
- Yeah?
- Synthia it's me, Robin.
- Robin, what are
you doing here?
- I need to talk to Amy.
Can I talk to her?
- Yeah, but we're all
like kind of in the middle
of something right now.
- What are you doing here?
- I need to talk to you.
Can I just talk to
you for like a minute?
- Go ahead.
- It's a totally
supervised party,
I mean--
- Yeah.
- I just thought she'd
rather be there than here.
- Sure, sure.
So can you give me the address?
- Yeah, it's--
- At her friend's
house in the Valley
so I'm gonna pick
her up, I'm just
a couple blocks away.
- What are you wearing?
You're like, you're a mess.
- Um, I smoked pot.
I almost got arrested and
I got really really pissed
at my mom so now Arlo's gone
and she dropped me
off at a fire station.
And now everything's just
really, really screwed up.
- Jeez.
I mean, that's too bad
and stuff, but, um...
We're kind of in the
middle of something.
- With Synthia?
With stuck up Synthia?
Do you even remember how
we used to laugh about her?
About how she was
never, ever nice to us?
She treated us like
we were invisible.
- Yeah well...
I dunno.
- What are you guys
even doing in there?
- We're playing seven
minutes in heaven.
You know, you get locked in
with a guy for seven minutes.
It's okay.
- I got my first period.
- Jeez Robin.
Grow up.
That happened for
me like months ago.
- I only moved away from
here like three months ago.
- Yeah well...
- It happened in
front of everyone.
Look, I've had a
really, really bad week.
I guess I just wanted to
come home and see you.
Guess I can't now right.
- Yo doll, there you are.
You had me worried girl.
Come on, no calls, no texts.
We were supposed to meet for
cocktails like an hour ago.
Arlo, Bird's boyfriend.
How you doing?
So what do you guys
got going here?
Little party?
- So?
You don't wanna hang out at
a lame Valley party, do you?
- Not anymore.
- So not your style.
Shall we?
Ladies.
You do what you had to do?
- I did.
- Well kid, you know what
they say about the Valley.
- No, what?
- The Valley sucks.
You are an LA woman now.
- Yeah.
Fuck the Valley.
- You okay?
- I went home.
(knocking)
- [Jenny] Can I come in?
- Yeah.
Is Arlo mad at me?
- No.
- Is Arlo mad at you?
Are you mad at me?
- You must wanna kill me.
I would.
- If there was a place
I could drop you off
I would've too.
- [Jenny] I can't
believe I did that.
- You did that.
- [Jenny] That was a
terrible thing to do.
- Yeah it was.
- You are so smart, Bird.
So much smarter than me
and sometimes I just can't
believe that you're my kid.
And then I go and I mess it up.
I just love you so much.
And I know that I am
a mess as a mom and...
- You can be a pretty cool mom.
- I really screwed
this one up though.
- Yeah.
- I'm getting better, right?
Calling you the right name.
- Totally.
- So.
What was it like back in the
Valley, what did you see?
- Um...
It was kind of like it
wasn't really there anymore.
- Like it wasn't there, huh?
- I'm never going back.
- You don't ever have
to go back, Bird.
Do you need anything?
Like water, extra blanket,
really big giant purple tampon?
(laughs)
- No, I'm good.
- Okay.
- Hey Mom?
- Yeah.
- How come you never
apologize for anything?
- Um...
I don't know.
Um...
I guess 'cause if
I don't apologize,
then it can always be
someone else's fault.
But I never wanted it to
feel like it was yours,
that's awful.
(phone vibrating)
Um, Grandma messaged and
said that they are singing
a special bjang for you
today at the 'shram.
- Really?
- Mm hmm.
- That's pretty cool.
But what's a bjang?
- It's a song.
Special just for you.
Which is pretty cool.
- Yeah.
- Good, good, good.
Whoops.
I love you.
Awesome.
Okay.
- I learned how to take a cab.
(laughing)
- Wow.
Do we wanna talk about that?
- No.
I love you.
- Really?
- Mm hmm.
- Well.
I'm afraid that's
not gonna cut it.
But you are getting warmer.
- I love you.
- There we go.
(gentle music)
(tapping)
(murmuring)
You literally have nothing
in your refrigerator.
- [Jenny] That's not
true, there's like yogurt
or something like that.
- Just gonna see what I make.
Okay.
Oh my, really?
There's a french fry
in here, in the yogurt.
- Gimme that.
Mm.
- Wow, really?
Okay.
I've never tried that.
It's not great.
- Okay, okay.
- Morning.
What are you guys doing up?
- We are making the
coffee this morning.
- Hey mom?
- Mm hmm.
- [Arlo] What?
I wanna know.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Good work.
- Yeah.
- Good work.
You, you got this.
- [Jenny] Oh I got
this, I got this.
I think.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Um...
I just wanted to say
thank you for stopping by
the other day.
- It's cool.
- Alright well I
gotta go do something.
Have fun skateboarding.
You're getting better.
At skating, since we moved here.
I've been watching you.
A lot better.
- You've been watching me?
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- You know when you
first moved in the house
I thought you were pretty.
Now I think you're
really pretty.
("Can You Get To
That" by Funkadelic)
What?
♪ Well I once had a life
or rather life had me ♪
♪ I was one among many, ♪
♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪
♪ Well I read an old quotation ♪
♪ In a book just yesterday ♪
♪ Said you're gonna
reap just what you sow ♪
♪ The debts you make
you have to pay ♪
♪ Can you get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Well I recollect
with mixed emotions ♪
♪ All the good times
we used to have ♪
♪ But you were making
preparations for the
coming separation ♪
♪ And you blew
everything we had ♪
♪ When you base your
life on credit ♪
♪ And your lovin'
days are done ♪
♪ Checks you signed with a love
and kiss'll later come back ♪
♪ Signed insufficient funds ♪
♪ Can you get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ When you base your
life on credit ♪
♪ And your lovin'
days are done ♪
♪ Checks you signed with a love
and kiss'll later come back ♪
♪ Signed insufficient funds ♪
♪ Can you get to that y'all ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ I wanna know ♪
(mellow rock music)
and serendipitous encounters ♪
♪ Catch a tiger by the
tail and make a wish ♪
♪ Drink from the fountain ♪
♪ Oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
♪ I believe love will prevail ♪
♪ The path is clear
for me to follow ♪
♪ Shooting stars
will leave a trail ♪
♪ For me to fill
with joy and sorrow ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Leave your fear
of love behind ♪
♪ Let you dreaming
be your guide ♪
♪ If you seek then
you shall find ♪
♪ I believe in fairy tales
and serendipitous encounters ♪
♪ I believe in fairy tales
and serendipitous encounters ♪
- Rick, you're not supposed
to see me like this.
Well don't just stand
there, hand me a towel.
Sorry Gwyneth although in
this light with absolutely
no clothes on you look...
Rick we barely even
know each other!
- [Jenny] Do you
know what time it is?
- Um, 10:30 I think.
- I wanted to sleep in, ugh.
What are you doing here?
Aren't you supposed
to be at school?
Isn't it a school day?
- Not until noon.
End of school picnic.
- Really, they still have those?
Those always suck.
- Mom.
- Shit, I'll try to
be more positive.
I'm getting better at that
though, haven't you noticed?
- You're doing great Mom.
- Thank you.
- Why do you always
have to do that?
I mean, it's still morning.
- Cramps.
Much better!
(laughing)
Baby Bird is
finishing sixth grade!
That is so wild!
Oh I can't be that old.
Am I really that old?
Ugh.
You know what you should do?
Stay home from school
and watch movies with me.
Watch movies with me
all day, yes, yes!
- You can't make me
stay home from school.
(giggling)
- God you are a weird kid.
- Coffee?
(gentle music)
- Thank you Baby Bird.
- There's seriously
nothing in here.
There's like pickles and yogurt.
- That is not true.
There's like corned beef
hash and french fries
I brought home from
work last night.
- I can't keep eating
your diner food.
- Stop complaining, it's not
that bad if you nuke it first.
I hate grocery shopping.
- Then let me do it.
I keep asking you and
you never let me do it.
- No!
- Why?
- Kids do not grocery shop.
It's like, wrong.
- But then you wouldn't be
all crabby about doing it
and then we'd have apples
and eggs and stuff.
- Okay, I am totally not crabby.
- You're totally crabby.
- Those are Grandma's.
- She's in India.
Besides, she told me I
could wear her stuff.
- She didn't tell me that.
- Well.
- [Jenny] They're
too big for you.
- I know.
- Well you better be
super careful and not get
anything on them
otherwise she'll never
stop giving me crap.
- I will.
("Find A Little Love" by
Nick D' and the Believers)
Bye Mom.
♪ I know a girl she
once said to me ♪
♪ That what you get ain't
always what you see ♪
♪ There's a shine behind
all the rocks and trees ♪
♪ The way you look
man is poetry ♪
♪ And while you're young
you gotta stamp your feet ♪
♪ Don't be afraid to
ever make a scene ♪
♪ They might see
yeah they might say ♪
♪ Gotta let it rain
gotta let it rain ♪
♪ But if there's a
way if there's a way ♪
♪ Gotta let them
know let them know ♪
♪ Find a little
love before you go ♪
Hi Miss Selena.
- Oh my goodness.
Robin, you look so
extra pretty today.
- Thank you, so do you.
- Thank you.
Hey which of the boys do you
think is gonna throw up first
after eating too much cake
and ice cream and soda?
- Boys are so gross.
- Some can be nice.
You gonna go over?
- Um, you know I think
I'll just, think I'll...
- [Selena] Here,
have some ginger ale.
- Thanks.
- [Boy] Ball!
(mellow music)
- [Boy] Carlos, ball.
- Hey you wanna
listen to a song?
My cousin wrote it.
- Sure.
- You gotta put both of them in.
- [Dominic] Girl,
you're a dancer.
- No, I'm not.
- You were dancing.
- That beat was epic, right?
Yo let me see your speaker, man.
Thanks.
- Man, never thought
I'd see you dance.
White girl like you always so
pretty and pink and perfect.
- Leave her alone man,
that beat was epic.
- So I heard you used
to live in the Valley.
- You're from the Valley?
- Yeah, Reseda, mostly.
- [Carlos] That's cool.
- My uncle Charlie
lives in the Valley.
It's frigging hot there bro.
- So how come you never talk?
I mean unless you have like
the answer in
class or something.
- Um, I dunno.
Guess I'm just always
thinking about stuff.
- [Richard] Like what?
- Like how perfect she is.
It's picnic day and little
miss perfect brought a book.
(laughing)
- Well.
- Little miss perfect
from the Valley
always has to do
everything all perfect.
- I'm not trying to be perfect.
- Oh yes you are.
- I'm not trying to be anything.
- Huh.
Well I know one thing you
didn't do perfect today.
- What?
- You forgot to wear a tampon!
(laughing)
Look at that!
Didn't anyone ever tell
you to wear a tampon
if you're gonna bleed?
White jeans?
(rock music)
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Now listen ♪
♪ Back open roads ♪
♪ Down the city ♪
♪ Playing the music I love ♪
♪ Somehow I can't get
my mind off of you ♪
- Mom!
(gasps)
- [Jenny] Oh my god!
- Mom!
- Okay, Arlo, will
you turn off the...
What are you doing here?
- I think I'm bleeding
to death or something!
- What?
- What?
- Mom look, Arlo, don't.
- Oh my god.
(laughing)
You're not bleeding, you
got your first period!
Oh Arlo she got
her first period.
- Oh.
- Mom!
- Honey!
You've got your period!
- I think I'm gonna just
step out for a smoke.
(laughing)
- Stop laughing!
- I don't know what...
Oh my god, those are
Grandma's white jeans.
(gasps)
What am I?
Honey, Baby Bird, this
is a really great moment,
you got your period!
- Mom, stop it!
- Okay, okay.
What?
(coughing)
Okay.
In an ideal world
what would you want me
to do right now
because I can do it.
I mean Grandma is gonna
flip over those jeans
but let's not talk
about that right now.
But I mean when I got my
first period she did not
handle it well, she was all
like "here's a pamphlet,
"I hope you don't
have any questions."
And then slam.
- I was at the picnic.
In white jeans.
Okay, everybody saw.
That girl Rachel told everybody!
I don't even know what to do!
♪ Da da da da da ♪
- Happy first day of
your first period.
- You're not helping.
- I am trying to cheer you up.
It's not my fault
if you don't let me.
(humming)
- I'll catch up with you guys.
- Dude that's her house.
Oh.
Okay I see.
That's cool.
- You know what they say.
Old enough to bleed,
old enough to breed.
- Dude!
- Dude you don't even
know what that means.
- Hey man.
- Hey.
- She home?
- Yeah.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
- Why not?
Can you just give
this to her please?
- Which her?
- Robin, she's in my class.
- Oh you mean Bird.
- Yeah.
- Alright, will do.
- Alright cool.
Oh sorry.
- Will you show me?
- What?
- You know.
The stuff.
- The stuff?
It's not really like that.
- It better not be.
- Okay, you know I can do this.
Yeah I mean that is, nobody
stands when they do it.
Okay so, it, you know,
you're like that,
and then, you know,
you open up a thing
and you're like right up
in there, maybe this way.
And you're like in its spot.
You know mine veers
a little to the left
so you never really know.
- You're terrible at this.
- I am trying.
- I want Lilli.
- Okay.
Find a comfortable position.
That's bullshit.
You're just gonna
want to squat down
and find something to hold
onto so you don't fall.
- I could fall?
- Blah blah blah, into
vaginal canal, blah,
I mean seriously,
who wrote this.
Man, you are gonna
push this thing
all the way into your vagina.
You understand about vaginas,
you know how to find it?
- I think so.
- Okay, good.
So once this is really
in there you're gonna
push this thing up
like this, (pops),
out that comes, you're
gonna pull this stuff out,
this is the only thing
that stays in here.
You have a little cotton
tail so you can pull it
out again later.
- Right, make sure you
don't lose it up there
or forget about it.
- Wait, I could lose it?
- It sometimes does.
- It doesn't get lost.
- How many times do
I have to do this?
- It depends.
- On what?
- On the flow.
- Yeah.
- And how many days?
- Like about five.
- Like eight.
- Jesus.
Okay well there's your
tampon, here's your mirror.
Good luck, let's go.
- I should have told
her about all this.
Crap, I totally should have
told her about this right?
- It's okay, she's
gonna be fine.
- I am not ready for this.
She is a baby!
- You are gonna be fine.
- [Bird] It didn't work.
- Hey.
Go get me a pair
of your underwear.
- Yeah.
- Oh my god.
Make sure it's clean!
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, so there's another
option, there's um,
oh here we go!
The pad.
As I like to call
it, the diaper.
Why the diaper you might ask?
Well because.
They're itchy, they're hot,
they make you
waddle like a duck.
- They have wings.
- They have wings,
that is right.
And so...
Goddamnit.
Just like so.
And you go like that and
you put it up, ba ba ba.
(pops)
- Oh I hate those
things, I only wear 'em
if I have to double down.
- [Lilli] Give me one of those.
- Hey, you quit.
- Not today my
friend, not today.
(lighter clicking)
I've been so worried about this.
- About, yeah, well.
(clears throat)
You know I guess I have
to say that you know
I think it's probably
you know it's, I think...
I've got nothing, I don't know.
(laughing)
- That's right, you don't
have any sisters do you?
- No.
I got a mom.
Bit of a narcissist,
workaholic father.
That's it.
- Explains so much.
(laughing)
- Screw you.
- Celeste is not gonna
kiss me for a week
because I've been smoking.
(laughing)
- Doesn't this count
as an emergency?
- Yeah, it does for Jenny.
Oh what can you do?
I'll see you soon my friend.
- Love you.
- [Lilli] Love you too.
- [Bird] Sorry I made
you sleep on a maxi pad.
- Please don't go.
- I actually do have to go.
- No!
Stupid band practice.
I bet you were
a sexy nerdy band
guy, weren't you?
You were.
Please don't go,
it's my night off.
- But you know Bird
probably needs some...
Some time with you.
But I could maybe sneak in
after she goes to sleep.
- Arlo, I'm scared.
- I know.
- Hi!
- Mom!
- What?
Popcorn?
- No!
- Okay.
- Oh crap.
I hate this banana.
Can we please take it down?
- I love that banana!
I painted that, you know?
- Yeah, I know.
- Oh god I just realized.
- What?
- I could be a grandma.
- What?
- Once you get your
period you can have babies
and if you can have babies
then I can be a grandma.
I can't be grandma!
- That's disgusting!
- I know!
It's totally freaking me out!
- Mom.
Stop talking.
- Do we need to talk about sex?
I mean I realize I
should've talked to you
about the whole
period thing sooner,
but do we need to
have the sex talk?
Do I need to buy you
a box of condoms?
- [Bird] Oh my god.
- Grandma has the Magic of
Sex around here somewhere
and it has really good pictures.
- Mom, you know what?
Stop talking now.
Okay I've just had the
worst day of my life.
Everyone knows!
Carlos knows.
- Mmm.
Who's Carlos?
Is he your boyfriend?
Why didn't you tell me?
Okay.
Oh hey.
Do you like me in this dress?
- No, Grandma's gonna kill you!
- You're no fun.
- Ugh!
- Ugh!
- Ugh!
- Please don't tell me
you're smoking in my bed.
Listen honey, you were
never good at this,
any of it Jennifer.
Every transition
she's ever made.
You didn't even like it when
she started to get teeth.
- That's not true.
I loved her tiny teeth, they
were like little pearls.
- Yeah but you complained
about it for two years.
- I am not good at this.
I wanna be good at it.
But I mean when I went on
the rag you totally sucked!
- Well life is suffering.
- For you.
So how is live on the 'shram?
- What can I say?
- I'm, you know, I'm
living my fondest dream.
I may never come back.
Don't get any ideas.
- So there actually
is some bad news.
- Hit me.
- The pants that Baby
was wearing today,
they were your white ones.
- That's fine, that's fine.
It's just an object.
- What?
You just jumped down my
ass for smoking in bed?
That's just an object.
- That's because I don't
want to see you immolate
yourself and my granddaughter
in a blaze of selfish idiocy!
Come on.
- Same time next week?
- Love you both.
- Love you Mommy.
(screaming)
- There's blood, there's
blood everywhere.
- What the hell?
What did you do?
- What do you mean
what did I do?
There's blood everywhere,
Mom, I'm bleeding!
- Did you wear a pad, did
you wear one of the big ones,
did you do it right?
- Yes I did it right!
I put on the pads
that Lilli showed me,
I did it exactly
how she told me to.
- God baby girl at night
with gravity and shit
you have to wear
one of the big ones.
They were right next to the
wimpy ones, didn't you see?
- I thought it would
be enough, okay?
So now I'm just
someone who bleeds,
for the rest of my
life I'm gonna bleed.
Just gush out of
me, just bleeding,
this is gonna be all the
time I'm just gonna bleed.
- Okay.
Wow.
Wow.
- I'm bleeding.
I'm never gonna stop bleeding.
(coughing)
It's never gonna end.
- Okay.
Let's do this.
Baby Bird, go take a shower.
(upbeat music)
- I'm not leaving the
house while I'm bleeding.
What if I bleed all
over everything?
What if I'm just going
to walk down the street
and then suddenly blood
starts gushing out of me?
- [Jenny] You are
not gonna gush.
This is a moment.
This is a moment and I
wanna take you to pancakes
so can we go now?
- I don't want pancakes!
Or a bubble bath, okay?
Or ice cream, because
that's what would make
you feel better.
- [Jenny] Hormonal much?
- [Bird] And will you stop
smoking pot all the time?
- What?
Look.
If you don't like pancakes
anymore, that is--
- Well you know what, I
Christ on a shit-sucking,
butt filled cracker don't
wanna have pancakes with you.
- Okay Baby Bird, I
will give you that one.
- [Bird] Don't call
me that anymore.
- Call you what?
- Baby Bird.
- It's your name!
- No it's not!
(groans)
I am not a baby.
- But you looked just like a
baby bird when you were born.
I wanted to call you that
but Mommy wouldn't let me.
She broke me down.
- Why are we never in here?
- [Jenny] 'Cause this
is Grandma's space.
- Isn't it all Grandma's?
- [Jenny] Huh.
- And it's Bird.
- What bird?
- That's what everyone calls me.
- Like who?
Oh my god is that my shirt?
- Everyone calls me that
like Lilli and Arlo.
- Since when?
- Since we left the Valley!
(groaning)
- Crap.
I know that you didn't
want to come here
but it makes things
so much easier for me!
- It was great there, okay?
No one thought I
was a dork anymore.
I got to live next
to my best friend
and I wasn't bleeding
all over everything.
- Seriously just Bird like
not Baby or Baby Bird?
- You say I'm a woman now
and I'm gonna have sex
with everyone I see and then
oh yeah, I'm gonna turn you
into some sort of
creepy grandma?
Yeah, blood is pouring
out of me and ya suck.
(scoffs)
- Come on.
(slaps)
Okay, you are on the
rag and you need to like
eat some chocolate or something.
- Then let me go
grocery shopping!
- You can't go grocery shopping!
(groaning)
- I'm not a baby.
I don't need baby things,
right, 'cause I'm a woman.
I don't need dolls
or toys to play with.
I can't have any
of this anymore.
- Baby Bird, Bird.
- My childhood is over.
- You are a kid!
- And I'm bleeding!
(sighing)
- You know what?
Screw pancakes.
She won't let me.
No.
Hey, is that woo woo lady thing
still happening at Mona's?
Yeah?
Wait what?
I have to make the phone call.
I have to call people?
Oh god thank you.
- Is Celeste gonna make
me talk about my vagina?
- Is Celeste gonna make
her talk about her vagina?
Probably.
- Oh my god.
- Bird, ah!
- [Bird] Hi Celeste.
- Tell me all about
what's going on with you.
- I think Lilli
already told you.
Got my period.
- Ah your first period!
How exciting!
So how are you feeling?
Do you have any cramps, any
soreness in the breasts,
bloating, diarrhea, mood swings?
- Mood swings.
- Mood swings.
- Mood swings.
Girl, welcome to the sisterhood.
- [Jenny] I mean she
does live in the house,
we do share a bathroom.
It's bound to happen.
- [Arlo] Maybe we should do
the ribbon on the
doorknob thing.
- She's a kid.
That's a little
inappropriate to be like hey,
here's a sock on the door.
- What is more inappropriate?
What are my options?
I feel like some
preemptive strategy.
- A little bit?
No.
- Hey, I got a question.
- Yeah?
- What's going on here?
- What do you mean?
- What do I mean?
I mean what's going
on with you and me?
- With you and me?
- Yeah.
- Everything's cool.
- Everything's cool.
That's your answer.
Well maybe you know
what maybe cool,
maybe cool isn't cool enough.
- Aren't I supposed to
be the one that's like
where is this going?
- Yeah well maybe
it should be you.
- Arlo this conversation's
giving me a headache.
- Alright I'll put
it another way.
How do you hear it when
you say it in your head?
I blank Arlo.
Fill in the blank.
- This is such a
waste of break time.
We could be having sex
in the very big backseat
of your car.
- I'm waiting.
- Why don't you come back
to my place at midnight?
- I'll be there five
minutes after midnight.
- I gave her one of the
biggest pads I could find.
I feel so bad.
- It was like a freak
horrorshow this morning.
Ah!
Really?
- Mm hmm.
- Oh.
I love you!
Did Bird tell you that I
sort of kind of slapped her?
- Yes.
- My mom slapped me once and
I never forgave her for that.
- Well now you know.
- Did you make the phone
calls for tomorrow?
- Celeste made the phone calls.
Just a reminder, tomorrow's
about Bird, not about you.
- Duh.
But it's gonna be awesome.
She's gonna have
such a good time.
- Yay.
- Now listen.
I'm only coming
in with my treats
if you tell me you love me.
- It's raining outside.
- Do you love me or not?
- Come on.
- No.
- Come on.
- No, I'm putting my foot down.
- Come on.
- [Arlo] Oh wait,
do you love me?
You do, don't you?
- You know I think
I may actually.
- What's that?
Really?
- Mm hmm.
- Doesn't count.
- Why not?
- Why not?
- Mm hmm?
- Well first of
all you're stoned
and secondly you just had a
very high dose of vitamin C
and lastly I am playing
bongos on your butt.
(laughing)
But that's okay, that's alright.
I'll wait for the real thing.
(drumming)
This bother you?
- [Jenny] Hey keep going.
(drumming)
- Why won't you tell me?
- Shut up, you're gonna love it.
- Robin, welcome.
- It's Bird now.
- Bird?
(holistic music)
Women, virgins, mothers, crones.
May we all welcome
the beautiful Bird
who is having her
very first period.
(cheering and clapping)
(singing)
- [Jenny] It's really sticky.
- This is really exciting
moment in your life.
It's like having a telephone
right into your body.
(laughing)
- You don't remember the story?
- What?
- I told you on our second date.
So anyway...
- So my friends would come
over and we'd look at it
and we'd laugh and then
when the stuff actually
started happening to us we
didn't laugh so much anymore.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- Earth.
Air.
Fire.
Water.
We resonate with your tides.
(tambourine shaking)
Oh Mother Moon, bless young
Bird as she flies away.
Descending to the
world of nonbeing.
Jennifer, mother of this child.
What do you say on
this, her passing?
- I can't believe I'm this old.
(crying)
(upbeat music)
(singing)
(laughing)
(drumming)
My vagina is impressed.
(clapping)
Baby Bird!
Bird.
I have to leave for
work in an hour.
I'm not chasing after you.
I don't do that.
(gentle music)
- That was so dope.
- Yeah that was tight man.
- She was so pissed.
- Not again.
- [Richard] Dude
come on, shut up.
- Just give me a minute okay?
- [Richard] Maybe we should
just leave her alone this time.
- [Carlos] I just
want to talk to her.
- Haven't you seen Carrie?
Girl gets her period, all
the other girls scream
plug it up, plug it up!
That chick burns down
the whole school bro.
The whole thing.
- You should like get her
a present or something
like a necklace or flowers.
I dunno, girls like it.
- Let's go.
(light music)
- Gum?
You look different today.
Is it your birthday?
- No, no my mom made
me go to this party.
There were these people chanting
and I had to pretend like I
was dead in a kiddie pool.
It was totally creepy.
- That's wild.
You know with my sisters
my parents just took them
out to dinner.
- You have big sisters?
- Mm hmm, yeah.
Four.
I brought your book
back the other day.
- Thanks.
- I looked at some of
the pictures as well.
You like to read
those big books, huh?
- Do you like to read?
- I like comic books.
Have three boxes this long.
My cousin wrote one that's
actually pretty epic.
- Is that the same
one that did the song?
- No, that's another cousin.
- How many cousins do you have?
- A lot.
- My mom tried to
take me to pancakes.
- And you didn't let her?
Who doesn't like pancakes?
(clock chiming)
- I better get going.
- Hey, what do they call you?
Your people I mean.
Your name's different in school.
What do they call you?
- Bird.
They call me Bird.
- See you around Bird.
- [Bird] So if I'm
gonna bleed for one week
out of every month
that's 25%, right?
- Right.
- I mean that's a quarter
of my life bleeding.
What's the point of
living a life like that?
- Well.
There's having children,
that's a beautiful thing.
- What's a beautiful thing, you?
Hi Baby Bird.
- Hey.
But you guys don't
have any kids.
- We like other people's kids.
- Why?
- Meh.
- I'm never having kids.
I mean I already have my mom.
(knocking)
- You brought your guitar.
- I'm working on a song.
(strumming guitar)
- Don't you wanna fool around?
♪ Living back in Reseda ♪
♪ Where the men
are all dreaming ♪
♪ Chocolate affairs
in the night ♪
♪ And their wives
are all dancing ♪
♪ Crying to TVs ♪
♪ And spending their
money on time ♪
♪ The supper is late ♪
♪ 'Cause they can't
find the plates ♪
♪ Sauce is all dusty remorse ♪
♪ And the pallor of papa ♪
♪ Sad like that hotel they
stayed in when things ♪
♪ Were too coarse ♪
♪ And we crossed on a ranting ♪
♪ While our eyes
were still banting ♪
♪ She gave away
all that she knew ♪
♪ And I wanted to hold her ♪
♪ Nothing could have told her ♪
♪ What I was going to do ♪
♪ What I'd do ♪
♪ The supper is late 'cause
they can't find the plates ♪
♪ The sauce is all
dusty remorse ♪
♪ And the pallor of papa ♪
♪ Sad like that hotel they
stayed in when things were ♪
♪ Too coarse ♪
♪ Things were too coarse ♪
♪ Oh ♪
- Guess we could fool around.
- Can we fool around now?
- Yeah.
(laughing)
(car alarm blaring)
- It's day four.
Day four of this shit
and it's still not over.
I still have honey in my ear.
♪ Something's happening to me ♪
♪ I feel myself changing ♪
♪ Facing ♪
♪ What I want what I want
what I want what I want ♪
♪ I just stick around ♪
♪ I wanna multiply ♪
♪ And the reason why
I won't go stagnant ♪
♪ Shake from left to right ♪
♪ Blowin' inside ♪
♪ To the beat you
look to crush ♪
♪ So it's time to say goodbye ♪
♪ I was never so anyway ♪
♪ Was a good try good try ♪
- Yes.
♪ But now I feel myself ♪
Mm hmm.
Okay, see you Monday.
Can I help you sweetheart?
- Yeah, I wanna
get my tubes tied.
- Do you know what tube ties is?
- Yeah, it can stop you from
ever getting your period
again, right?
- No sweetheart, that only
stop you to getting pregnant.
- Wait are you sure?
'Cause I thought it did
both and I want both.
- I'm pretty sure.
I only work on the front
desk but I don't think so.
Why don't I go and ask
somebody to talk to you?
(phone dialing)
- [Mrs. Allen] Hello?
- Hey Mrs. Allen.
Is Amy there?
- [Mrs. Allen] Who's calling?
- It's me.
Robin.
Robin Styles.
- Oh Robin, I'm sorry.
She went to the movies
with a bunch of friends.
You want me to
have her call you?
- You know what no, that's okay.
Bye Mrs. Allen.
- [Mrs. Allen] Bye!
(huffs)
(screaming)
- [Jenny] Oh come on.
- Whoa, whoa.
Hey.
You alright buddy?
Here you go.
You okay?
- Thanks man.
- Yeah, no problem.
So hey, is that hard to do?
All that, you know,
turning around
and spinning the
board and stuff?
- Um, no.
No it's not too hard but
not anyone can do it.
But you know it's
not too complicated.
- I make guitars and it's
kind of the same thing.
So can you show
me a couple moves?
- Not today man.
- Why?
- First you gotta put
on some different shoes.
- Oh right.
Okay.
- So you're a guitar player?
What's your name?
- Arlo.
And yeah, I am a guitar player.
- Nice to meet you Arlo.
That's a cool name.
I'm Carlos.
- Also a good name.
- So like we have the
same exact name except
my name starts with a
C and ends with an S.
- That's right.
Huh.
That's cool, that's very cool.
So are you Bird's...
- Her mom's your lady?
- Uh, my lady, yeah.
Yeah well I'm working on it.
Gotta go for these
things in life, you know?
You gotta go for 'em even if...
So um, so show me something.
- Alright.
(laughs)
It's called an alley oop.
- That's an alley oop?
- Yeah.
- I like that.
- Thanks.
I made it up myself.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- You mind if I give it a go?
Don't worry about the shoes.
- Are you sure?
- Don't worry about the shoes.
- Being a woman means
having to put up
with a certain amount of shit.
And having your period
is just one of them.
- I refuse to believe that.
I want the pill.
The ring, I want the patch,
an IUD, and every single thing
that will stop this from
happening to me again.
(coughing)
- So I just did an alley oop.
- She keeps rejecting
every attempt I make
to cheer her up like I'm the
bad guy, like I'm the bad guy.
Am I the bad guy?
- Jenny you know this isn't
happening to you, right?
- Who the hell do you
think it's happening to?
- It's happening to Bird.
(muffled screaming)
(sighs)
- Arlo, can you do me
a really big favor?
Can you like take Baby
Bird and go for a walk
or have a nice talk with her?
Anything to give me a break
from my daughter's
demonic possession?
(muffled screaming)
Please?
- Sure.
(knocking)
Hello?
Hey.
Uh...
Is it cool to come in?
(groaning)
I'll take that as a yes.
- She wants you to have a
talk with me, doesn't she?
- Yeah.
- I'll take that as a yes.
- Yes.
She might have
mentioned something.
I enjoy talking to you
so it wasn't a big ask.
I think it's pretty cool.
It's grown up, you know?
Sometimes it's tricky but
I think it's pretty cool.
You're doing great.
- You think it's cool that
blood is pouring out of me?
- Oh.
- That's strange.
- I mean not that specifically.
That's cool too though.
- The hormones, the mood swings,
you think that's all cool?
- Love this bedspread.
- [Bird] Can we
not talk about it?
Just pretend like
we had a good talk
and she won't know
the difference?
- [Arlo] However
you wanna play it.
- Oh no.
- What?
- Those kids are gonna be here.
That girl Rachel I bet
she's gonna be here.
Can we go now please, please?
- It'll be fine Bird,
it'll be fine, don't worry.
- You can't promise that.
- It'll be fine.
- No one can promise
that anymore.
- What are you gonna do?
You gonna avoid parks
for the rest of my life?
- You know all the girls in
my class are already like,
you know, active.
- You mean they got
the painters in?
They're riding the crimson wave?
- No, I mean like, you know,
blow jobs and hand jobs
and balls and tits,
it's revolting.
- Oh look, there's
the food dude.
You wanna get some fruit?
Uh okay.
Okay.
So hmm.
Balls, really?
- That's her.
- Oh, that's okay.
Hello.
- What's up shark week?
- Suck shit.
- Whoa, Bird!
- What did he just call you?
Bird?
Are you like a little
bird now, a little tiny
bloody baby bird?
- I'm not a baby.
And I'll have you know, you
know, this is my boyfriend.
We're just trying to have
some quality time in the park
so do you mind?
- He's your boyfriend?
- Yeah, so hon why don't I go
grab some pineapple slices,
just like you like 'em,
little bit of chili,
little bit of lemon, okay?
- What, no sugar?
- Okay.
- Look you prissy
little Valley bitch,
you don't get to
tell me to eat shit
just because you're dating
some ancient bearded weirdo.
- I didn't say eat shit.
I said suck shit.
(shouts)
(punches)
(shouting)
(hitting)
- [Rachel] You little ho bag!
- Oh hey, hey.
- [Rachel] Hoochie little slut.
- Whoa whoa whoa
hey hey hey hey!
- [Rachel] Get off of me!
- Here we go, here we go.
Ladies, enough.
Hey.
- Don't touch me!
- Enough!
- You just wait until
next year when we're
in junior high, bitch.
Your ass is mine.
- Okay, and we are out.
Come on sweetheart
we mustn't be late
for our doubles tennis game.
Here we go.
You are an angry girl.
- Oh hey guys.
- Hey.
- Did you have a good talk?
- Uh yeah, yeah we
had a good talk.
Right Bird?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- Well I actually
have to get out so.
- What, no sugar?
- Arlo?
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
I mean thank you that like...
- No I get it, don't
worry about that.
Just...
Work it out, okay?
You'll wanna put some
frozen peas on that.
- Hey man.
- What's up buddy?
- What happened to you?
- Oh no.
You must be Bird.
What happened?
- That girl Rachel punched me.
- You get her back?
- A little.
- Good for you.
- All that girl likes
to do is start fights.
She's been doing it
since the second grade.
- Okay well I'll leave you two.
And don't worry about Rachel,
you're way cooler than her.
- Are you okay?
Do you need me to get someone?
- There isn't anyone.
- Look, all of this stuff...
It doesn't matter.
- How can you say that?
I mean seriously, you're a guy.
Guys don't have to go
through this stuff.
You don't even know.
- I've got sisters.
I know.
- [Jenny] Bird, Bird!
- Well I'm gonna
go down the street
and practice my skateboarding.
So.
You know you can
come say hi to me.
Come say hi.
- Are you ready?
Oh my god.
- Don't.
Don't pretend like you're
all worried about me now.
(scoffs)
You know I am so sick of you.
I'm sick of you, I'm sick
of all of your creepy stuff
lying around here all the time
and I am sick of looking
at this stupid banana!
(ripping)
- No!
- Did you know that boys know?
Like all about the blood.
- They don't always
know about it.
- Boys know.
Like they know all
about it, they can tell.
Boys know.
- [Arlo] I think you
have commitment issues.
- Commitment issues?
Of course I have commitment
issues, I have a kid.
And a job, and I am desperately
trying to not destroy
my mother's house while
she's living on a fricking
ashram in India for god sakes!
I am up to my ass in commitment.
- Okay Jenny.
Do you want me to step up
to the plate here or not?
Because I can't go halfway.
- I'm having a really bad week.
- You're having a
bad week, really?
Well your kid's freaking out.
I, my day, yeah it
started out okay, yeah,
then it went (mimics explosion).
I mean haven't you noticed
anything different about me?
- You're in a
really crappy mood.
- I don't know what the
hell I'm doing here.
I mean I'm just, I'm trying
to do the right thing.
I'm always just trying
to do the right thing.
- And I'm not?
- I think your break's over.
(groans)
(matches clattering)
♪ I been mistreated ♪
♪ I been abused ♪
♪ You got baby ♪
- [Man] Did you smash pumpkins?
(laughing)
- Of course, of course.
- Why don't we get outta here?
- Okay.
I have to warn you though
I have commitment issues.
So there's that.
Okay.
Oh jeez.
(laughing)
- Well maybe she's home.
Maybe she's just
already at the house.
- Come on, let's go home,
let's go to the house.
(vomiting)
- [Jenny] I can't do this.
- [Man] You'll feel better.
- [Jenny] No I mean I
can't do you and me,
it's a mistake.
Okay.
♪ You're bad luck ♪
♪ Your my number one ♪
Lilli, hi!
- I got your text.
- [Jenny] Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
Two hours ago.
- Hey Baby Bird.
- Hey Mom.
- You know what?
My apologies, I just
remembered I got,
my cable guy's
coming tomorrow so--
- Just go.
- Yeah.
- Go.
- Oh god!
(vomiting)
- What the hell
is wrong with you?
- What the hell
does it look like?
- I can't do this anymore.
- You know I have held
your hair when you threw up
into a urinal after a
Jaeger bender so don't
get all high and
mighty on me, sister.
- Bird, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
- You wanna come home with me?
You're being a dick.
Take a shower and
clean yourself up.
- [Bird] Who was that?
- Lilli.
- No, who was the guy?
- Um, the guy was no
one, he was Gabriel
who bought me a drink.
- You were supposed
to be picking me up!
- I had a bad day.
Arlo and I had a fight.
- What about?
- I am not telling you that.
You are a kid.
There are things, things that
grownups don't tell kids.
- You are not a grownup.
I'm the grownup!
All the time around here, okay?
I am the grownup.
- Okay, you can be the
grownup, see if I care.
- Fine, I will!
(door slams)
Mommy!
- Oh god.
- Mommy!
I want some pot.
- What?
Oh.
- I wanna smoke
some of your pot.
- Absolutely not.
- You say it's
for cramps, right?
So I definitely want some pot.
- No.
Good god Baby Bird.
- Bird.
Could you be making
this any harder on me?
Just like read or write in
your secret little journal
or whatever, just do something,
I can't this morning.
- You're hungover.
- Yeah.
- [Bird] So that's gross.
- Oh you're gross.
Don't wake me up again
unless the house is on fire.
- God!
(coughing)
("To Sir With Love" by Lulu)
♪ Those schoolgirl days ♪
♪ Of telling tales and
biting nails are gone ♪
♪ But in my mind ♪
♪ I know they will
still live on and on ♪
♪ But how do you thank someone ♪
♪ Who has taken you from
crayons to perfume ♪
♪ It isn't easy but I'll try ♪
(frantic music)
(laughing)
- Oh look what the little
baby bird is buying.
Tampons.
(laughing)
Do you even know what
to do with one of those?
- Shut up.
- Hey, kid, stop!
Joe stop that kid!
- [Officer] So who's the girl?
- I'm sorry what?
- Who's the girl?
- Oh the girl.
She was the one who
hit me the other day.
- Okay.
Why'd you steal
a box of tampons?
- Well the ones at my
house are really weird
and giant, purple,
it's just really weird
so I came here and
we ran out of pads
and I hate the pads,
they just always crinkle
when you walk and
you can feel them
and then sometimes you
can just end up bleeding
like everywhere.
- Have you been drinking
any or eat anything strange?
You been smoking?
Is there something
you wanna tell me?
It's okay, you can talk to me.
- What is going on?
My car was still at the diner.
- Miss.
- Styles.
Jenny Styles.
- This is your daughter?
- Yeah, Bird.
Robin, her real name
is Robin but we call...
What's going on?
- Your daughter
got caught stealing
this box of tampons.
- Bird, come on!
- I think she's been
smoking marijuana also.
- Come on!
- Miss can I speak
to you for a moment?
- Those are mine, oh
my god those are mine.
- Ma'am.
Now look the situation is
usually pretty (mumbling).
What concerns me is the pot.
How old is she?
- 11.
No, 12.
- You have sole custody of her?
- Of course, she's my
kid, of course I have
sole custody of her.
- Okay.
What happened today?
She got bullied.
She's been in a fight.
The girl was here
and she needed money.
Now this is all something
you should be handling.
She's 12 and you're...
- 30.
- Get your act together.
Keep the marijuana
away from your kid.
I'm assuming it's yours, right?
Keep the marijuana
away from the kid
and get this girl some tampons.
Take care of yourself, okay?
- You brought the
cops down on us?
- No, I'm sorry.
- Come on.
You know I am supposed
to be at work right now?
- [Arlo] What's going on?
- She was caught
shoplifting these.
She got into my pot and
went shoplifting high.
- Well that shouldn't
be too hard.
- Am I gonna go to jail?
- No sweetheart.
- What?
- Getting into your pot.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Means it's always
out, lying around.
She's a kid.
- Yeah, she's my kid so
it's none of your business.
- Where were you last night?
- I was home.
What?
- After work I went by
to talk to you some more
and you had already left
but you weren't here.
And you haven't been
answering my calls.
- He bought her a drink.
- Who bought her a drink?
- Bird, nobody.
- Nobody bought you a drink.
- Nobody bought me a
drink, I had a drink
and then I came home, big deal.
- How did you get home?
- [Bird] Gabriel.
- Who's Gabriel?
- [Bird] He bought her a drink.
- Come on Jen, what is this?
- Go in the house Bird.
- [Bird] No.
- Bird!
Go in the house!
- Really Jenny?
Seriously?
I love you.
You know that.
Bird, I love you too.
- So what, I get to be
the bad guy with you too?
Great, just bail.
Arlo.
Oh my god, you are
ruining my life.
Ruining it!
I don't know what makes you
think you can act like that
and it's not gonna
cause problems for me.
What were you thinking?
Narcing me out for
having a drink?
- I like Arlo!
He's nice to me.
- And I'm not?
I don't do nice things for you?
God you used to be
such a nice kid!
- Yes I used to be
such a nice kid!
But now I can't even
be a kid anymore.
And no, you're not nice to me.
You don't let me
do what I wanna do.
- What do you wanna do?
- I wanna go grocery
shopping with real money
so I can just buy my
own tampons instead of
having to steal it!
Okay?
I want to have a mom who
could pick me up for once!
Just once, could you
please pick me up for once?
I want to have friends
again, I wanna go home!
I want a real mom.
I hate you so much.
I wish you never had me.
- Fine.
Get in the car.
- Where are we going?
(thunder rumbling)
- I'm giving her to you.
Here, take her.
Do whatever you do with them.
Put her up for adoption.
Whatever.
- I'm sorry, what's
going on here?
- Safe baby drop off.
No questions asked.
She's all yours.
- Yeah safe baby drop
off, she's a kid.
- I know my rights.
I have until she's 18.
You have to take her.
- Is that right?
That can't be right.
- Have a nice life.
- Mom!
- Um...
Okay I'm not sure...
You know what?
Let me get someone, okay?
- She left me.
- I know kid, I know.
I'm just, I'm not sure...
- She left me.
She left me.
- Can I get you a bottle
of water or something?
- No.
- Here you go.
Okay kid, stay here.
I'm gonna go get someone.
Just stay here.
(murmuring)
- I want to go to the Valley.
I've got cash.
- Okay.
- Where is she?
- I just walked in here.
We were trying to
figure out who to call.
- And you let her leave?
What is wrong with
you, she's just a kid!
- [Arlo] Hello?
- [Jenny] Arlo, she's gone.
Bird is gone.
- What, where did she
go, what happened?
Tell me.
- I left her.
I left her at the fire station.
- The fire...
Wait, was there a fire?
- No.
Safe baby drop off.
- Safe baby.
- I was so angry at
her, I didn't mean it,
but I just dropped her
off and then she left.
God I'm a terrible
person, I'm terrible.
Arlo?
I know that you are really
mad at me and you have
every right to be.
I have been acting like
a dick and I see that now
I just, I really need you to
help me find Bird, please.
- Okay.
Where do you think she would go?
- Lilli's maybe?
Maybe she called her?
- She doesn't have
a cell phone right?
- [Jenny] No.
- Does she have any money?
- Yeah.
- Do you think she
might have gone home?
- I don't know, she is
really angry at me right now.
- No I mean home home,
like Reseda home.
- Why would she go...
Oh, maybe, maybe,
yeah, she might have.
- Call Lilli and go home.
- No no no no no,
Arlo I can't go home.
I have to look for her.
- Jenny.
If Bird comes home
you need to be there.
You need to be there for her.
You hear what I'm saying?
- Yes.
- Okay.
I'm gonna go to the Valley.
- [Taxi Driver] If you
just told me an address.
- I can find it.
Okay I lived here for
almost a whole year, okay?
I can find it.
- Bird, Bird, is she here?
(gentle twangy music)
- [Taxi Driver]
Not a street name?
- I don't remember.
- [Taxi Driver]
What about a number?
- Um...I don't know, I
think it started with a 12.
That's it, right over there.
- Are you sure?
Looks like every other apartment
house we've seen tonight.
- Yeah, I'm sure.
(doorbell rings)
- Yes?
- Hi Mrs. Allen.
- Oh my gosh, Robin.
What are you wearing?
Is your mom...
- She's over...
Can I come in?
I really want to talk to Amy.
- I'm sorry, Amy's not here,
she went to a little party
over at, uh, honey,
what's that girl's name?
- [Man] Synthia, with an S.
- She's over at Synthia's.
Do you know where that is?
- Jen.
Jen.
- Please don't.
Not right now.
Just please don't.
- I see everything.
- I get it, okay?
I finally get it this time.
Just...
Not right now.
And thank you.
(crying)
(upbeat pop music)
(knocking)
- Yeah?
- Synthia it's me, Robin.
- Robin, what are
you doing here?
- I need to talk to Amy.
Can I talk to her?
- Yeah, but we're all
like kind of in the middle
of something right now.
- What are you doing here?
- I need to talk to you.
Can I just talk to
you for like a minute?
- Go ahead.
- It's a totally
supervised party,
I mean--
- Yeah.
- I just thought she'd
rather be there than here.
- Sure, sure.
So can you give me the address?
- Yeah, it's--
- At her friend's
house in the Valley
so I'm gonna pick
her up, I'm just
a couple blocks away.
- What are you wearing?
You're like, you're a mess.
- Um, I smoked pot.
I almost got arrested and
I got really really pissed
at my mom so now Arlo's gone
and she dropped me
off at a fire station.
And now everything's just
really, really screwed up.
- Jeez.
I mean, that's too bad
and stuff, but, um...
We're kind of in the
middle of something.
- With Synthia?
With stuck up Synthia?
Do you even remember how
we used to laugh about her?
About how she was
never, ever nice to us?
She treated us like
we were invisible.
- Yeah well...
I dunno.
- What are you guys
even doing in there?
- We're playing seven
minutes in heaven.
You know, you get locked in
with a guy for seven minutes.
It's okay.
- I got my first period.
- Jeez Robin.
Grow up.
That happened for
me like months ago.
- I only moved away from
here like three months ago.
- Yeah well...
- It happened in
front of everyone.
Look, I've had a
really, really bad week.
I guess I just wanted to
come home and see you.
Guess I can't now right.
- Yo doll, there you are.
You had me worried girl.
Come on, no calls, no texts.
We were supposed to meet for
cocktails like an hour ago.
Arlo, Bird's boyfriend.
How you doing?
So what do you guys
got going here?
Little party?
- So?
You don't wanna hang out at
a lame Valley party, do you?
- Not anymore.
- So not your style.
Shall we?
Ladies.
You do what you had to do?
- I did.
- Well kid, you know what
they say about the Valley.
- No, what?
- The Valley sucks.
You are an LA woman now.
- Yeah.
Fuck the Valley.
- You okay?
- I went home.
(knocking)
- [Jenny] Can I come in?
- Yeah.
Is Arlo mad at me?
- No.
- Is Arlo mad at you?
Are you mad at me?
- You must wanna kill me.
I would.
- If there was a place
I could drop you off
I would've too.
- [Jenny] I can't
believe I did that.
- You did that.
- [Jenny] That was a
terrible thing to do.
- Yeah it was.
- You are so smart, Bird.
So much smarter than me
and sometimes I just can't
believe that you're my kid.
And then I go and I mess it up.
I just love you so much.
And I know that I am
a mess as a mom and...
- You can be a pretty cool mom.
- I really screwed
this one up though.
- Yeah.
- I'm getting better, right?
Calling you the right name.
- Totally.
- So.
What was it like back in the
Valley, what did you see?
- Um...
It was kind of like it
wasn't really there anymore.
- Like it wasn't there, huh?
- I'm never going back.
- You don't ever have
to go back, Bird.
Do you need anything?
Like water, extra blanket,
really big giant purple tampon?
(laughs)
- No, I'm good.
- Okay.
- Hey Mom?
- Yeah.
- How come you never
apologize for anything?
- Um...
I don't know.
Um...
I guess 'cause if
I don't apologize,
then it can always be
someone else's fault.
But I never wanted it to
feel like it was yours,
that's awful.
(phone vibrating)
Um, Grandma messaged and
said that they are singing
a special bjang for you
today at the 'shram.
- Really?
- Mm hmm.
- That's pretty cool.
But what's a bjang?
- It's a song.
Special just for you.
Which is pretty cool.
- Yeah.
- Good, good, good.
Whoops.
I love you.
Awesome.
Okay.
- I learned how to take a cab.
(laughing)
- Wow.
Do we wanna talk about that?
- No.
I love you.
- Really?
- Mm hmm.
- Well.
I'm afraid that's
not gonna cut it.
But you are getting warmer.
- I love you.
- There we go.
(gentle music)
(tapping)
(murmuring)
You literally have nothing
in your refrigerator.
- [Jenny] That's not
true, there's like yogurt
or something like that.
- Just gonna see what I make.
Okay.
Oh my, really?
There's a french fry
in here, in the yogurt.
- Gimme that.
Mm.
- Wow, really?
Okay.
I've never tried that.
It's not great.
- Okay, okay.
- Morning.
What are you guys doing up?
- We are making the
coffee this morning.
- Hey mom?
- Mm hmm.
- [Arlo] What?
I wanna know.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Good work.
- Yeah.
- Good work.
You, you got this.
- [Jenny] Oh I got
this, I got this.
I think.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Um...
I just wanted to say
thank you for stopping by
the other day.
- It's cool.
- Alright well I
gotta go do something.
Have fun skateboarding.
You're getting better.
At skating, since we moved here.
I've been watching you.
A lot better.
- You've been watching me?
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- You know when you
first moved in the house
I thought you were pretty.
Now I think you're
really pretty.
("Can You Get To
That" by Funkadelic)
What?
♪ Well I once had a life
or rather life had me ♪
♪ I was one among many, ♪
♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪
♪ Well I read an old quotation ♪
♪ In a book just yesterday ♪
♪ Said you're gonna
reap just what you sow ♪
♪ The debts you make
you have to pay ♪
♪ Can you get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Well I recollect
with mixed emotions ♪
♪ All the good times
we used to have ♪
♪ But you were making
preparations for the
coming separation ♪
♪ And you blew
everything we had ♪
♪ When you base your
life on credit ♪
♪ And your lovin'
days are done ♪
♪ Checks you signed with a love
and kiss'll later come back ♪
♪ Signed insufficient funds ♪
♪ Can you get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ When you base your
life on credit ♪
♪ And your lovin'
days are done ♪
♪ Checks you signed with a love
and kiss'll later come back ♪
♪ Signed insufficient funds ♪
♪ Can you get to that y'all ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ Can you get (I wanna know) ♪
♪ I wanna know if
you can get to that ♪
♪ I wanna know ♪
(mellow rock music)